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HAMAS TRIES TO ELIMINATE VIOLENCE | PAGE 6 THE RO CKY MOUNTAIN Fort Collins, Colorado Tu esday, Ap ri l 1 1 , 20 0 6 COLLEGIAN Volume 114 | No. 136 www.collegian .com T H E STUDENT VOIC E OF C OLOR AD O STATE UNI VE R SIT Y SINCE 1 8 9 1 A DAY FOR ACTION FORT MYERS, Fla. – Manuel Zuniga Alvarez waves the Mexican flag as rally organizers lead a prayer during a protest in Fort Myers, Fla., on Monday. Hundreds of thousands of immigrants and their supporters marched Monday, casting off the old fears of their illegal status to assert that they have a right to a humane life in this country. Immigrants demonstrate around nation NINA GREIPEL | SARASOTA HERALD TRIBUNE | KRT By GIOVANNA DELL’ORTO The Associated Press ATLANTA – Tens of thousands of immigrants spilled into the streets in dozens of cities across the nation Monday in peaceful protests that some compared to the movements led by the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. and farm-labor organizer Cesar Chavez. “People of the world, we have come to say this is our moment,” said Rev. James Orange of the Georgia Coalition for the People’s Agenda in Atlanta, where police estimated that at least 50,000 people marched Monday morning. At the Mississippi Capitol, 500 demonstrators sang “We Shall Overcome” in Spanish. In Pittsburgh, protesters gathered outside Sen. Arlen Specter’s office to make their voices heard as Congress considers immigration reforms. Groups in North Carolina and Dallas called for an economic boycott by immigrants to show their financial impact. The rallies had a noticeable impact on production at Excel Corp. plants in Dodge City, Kan., and Schuyler, Neb., a spokesman for the nation’s second-largest beef processor said. He said there was a slowdown, but the company had no intention of taking action against workers who were gone for the day. “We assume they will be back at work tomorrow,” spokesman Mark Klein said. Atlanta police estimated that at least 50,000 people, many in white T-shirts and waving American flags, joined a two-mile march from a largely immigrant neighborhood Monday morning. The protesters had two targets in Georgia: congress members weighing immigration reform and state legislation now awaiting Gov. Sonny Perdue’s signature that would require adults seeking many state-administered benefits to prove they are in the U.S. legally. Nineth Castillo, a 26-year-old waitress from Guatemala who joined the Atlanta march, said she has lived in the United States for 11 years “without a scrap of paper.” Asked whether she was afraid to parade her undocumented status in front of a massive police presence, she laughed and said: “Why? They kick us out, we’re coming back tomorrow.” Hundreds of Latinos in North Carolina See PROTESTS on Page 3 STEPHEN CROWLEY | THE NEW YORK TIMES WASHINGTON – Cardinal Theodore E. McCarrick addresses the crowd at a rally in Washington on Monday. Rallies appeared to exceed the expectations of organizers and police, as hundreds of thousands of immigrants and their supporters marched Monday in more than 100 cities throughout the country. Coloradans rally around the state for immigrant-friendly reform bill By JON SARCHE The Associated Press Demonstrators in Grand Junction, Boulder, Denver and other Colorado cities rallied Monday to urge Congress to allow illegal immigrants to win legal status and avoid breaking up families by deportations. Legalization would prevent exploitation of illegal immigrants and raise minimum wages for all American workers, said James Johnson, political director for the Service Employ- ees International Union Local 105, which organized some of the rallies. Hundreds marched in Grand Junction, many waving American flags. Johnson, who attended the rally, said the mood was festive. In Denver, about 200 people gathered near the State Capitol, many of them high school students who heard about the rally by word of mouth or telephone text messages. Some carried signs saying “Unite families” and “We’re workers, not criminals,” and others waved Ameri- can flags. “The people are saying what they want. They want a voice,” said Jennifer Herrera, member of a group called Dignity through Dialogue and Education, who went to the Denver rally. Johnson said the service union’s goal is an immigration bill that would both secure U.S. borders and allow enough workers from other countries to meet U.S. economic demand in industries such as agriculture . He said the union had organized a rally Saturday in Pueblo and planned Local shop pushes fair trade ‘Real World’ joins the mile high club KNIGHT RIDDER NEWSPAPERS By EMILY LANCE The Rocky Mountain Collegian Every object has a story. A beautiful purse, intricately woven from littered plastic bags originating from Benin, Africa, helped convert trash into a colorful treasure. Decorative jewelry formed from recycled soda cans and coiled wire is shipped from the outskirts of Kenya into the outlets of fair-trade shops in North America. Ten Thousand Villages is an outlet for foreign-made handicrafts with a mission to “provide vital, fair income to Third World people by marketing their handicrafts and telling their stories in North America.” Jane Snyder, associate manager and volunteer director of Ten Thousand Villages, thinks she has the best job in the world – one she knows is making a tremendous difference and is absent of the nagging doubt of working in corporate America. “We provide fair trade for the least among us,” Snyder said. “Not that poverty another on Monday in Colorado Springs as well as Grand Junction. A candlelight vigil was planned Monday night in Denver. A separate rally was planned in Boulder. Johnson said the rallies were having an impact, because the Senate came close to passing a bill more palatable to immigrant advocates after a harsher version passed the House. “The Senate actually started to listen to the voices of the people in the communities,” he said. IAN CHAMBERS | COLLEGIAN Michele Drozd, 26, of Greenbay, Wis., looks at soapstone crafts from India in the Ten Thousand Villages craft store in Old Town Square. Ten Thousand Villages is a fair trade store that sells crafts from multiple countries. doesn’t exist in the U.S., but even the poorest person has more than these people in the developing world. We have a social web to catch people who fall.” The retailer was established by the members of the Fort Collins Mennonite Fellowship in the late 1980s and first opened its doors on Oct. 6, 2000, in Old Town Square. Ten Thousand Villages grants jobs to more than 110 artisan groups in 32 countries in Africa, Asia and Latin America. Ross Peterson, a sophomore technical journalism major, encourages the store’s practices. The fair trade practice between Ten Thousand Villages buyers and the foreign artisans “is good if trade is from people in poverty stricken areas,” he said. More than 180 volunteers assist in sales, committee work, community outreach and education at the Fort Collins retailer. Volunteers are diverse in age and ethnicity. People from India, Indonesia, Italy and England assist in operating the store. High school students, retirees and CSU students make up a large portion of these volunteers. Samantha Senda-Cook, a graduate student studying speech communication, contributes her time behind the scenes, stocking product and taking inventory. “The best experience is See STORE on Page 3 MTV will study the effects of altitude on self-absorbed and frequently sozzled young adults later this year when it takes “The Real World” to the Mile High City. Production on the 18th edition of “The Real World” is scheduled to begin later this spring in Denver. The show is scheduled to debut in late 2006. “Denver has absolutely everything we could hope for – diversity, activities, energy and nightlife,” says Lois Curren, head of series entertainment at MTV. “We’re sure that the character and spirit of this picturesque city will be endlessly compelling to the seven roommates and audience alike.” Colorado Gov. Bill Owens and Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper, who apparently haven’t watched the show much, say they’re thrilled to welcome the show to the base of the Rockies. “This is a tremendous opportunity for Denver to showcase our cultural and recreational vibrancy to a very large, young audience,” Hickenlooper says. The latest batch of “Real World” roomies will take up KRT The current cast of MTV’s “The Real World” kept it real in Key West, Fla. Production of the newest season begins this spring in Denver. residence in Denver’s hip LoDo (Lower Downtown) area, a historic district that’s home to a number of galleries, restaurants and bars. MTV isn’t saying what their job will be. Seventeen seasons into its life, “The Real World” shows no signs of fading. It remains one of MTV’s most popular series, with the current edition leading all of cable in its timeslot among the target MTV demographic of people ages 12-34. 2 Tuesday, April 11, 2006 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian WEATHER OBITUARY Today AM Showers KCSU mourns loss By BRANDON LOWREY The Rocky Mountain Collegian 66 | 39 Memorial services were held Monday for David Julian, a longtime KCSU broadcast engineer whom coworkers credited with literally building the station while being sweet, funny and dedicated to students. Julian, 64, died Thursday after battling cancer for years. Coworkers said that despite his illness, he remained on-call for emergencies and kept the student-run radio station on the air. “He loved working with the students at KCSU. He always spoke so highly of the students … and how fun they were,” said his wife, Mo Julian. David Julian loved animals, his wife said – while working on the KCSU transmitter, he’d occasionally find hurt birds and bring them home. In addition, he built and rebuilt KCSU several times, before and after the operation was absorbed into CSU’s Student Media department. “He was one of the sweetest men I’ve ever met in my entire life,” said KCSU program director Baker Machado. Machado said that every time he saw Julian, the engineer would be hauling around so much luggage that he looked like he was at an airport. But the bags were always full of “enginerd” stuff. “He was amazing,” Machado said. Mo Julian said her husband had a lifelong love of broadcast engineering. When he was about 13, he saved his allowance and checked out books from the library to craft a makeshift radio station in his backyard. “It was probably illegal but probably the first radio station Wednesday Partly Cloudy 74 | 44 Thursday Sunny 81 | 44 WHO SAID IT, WHAT’S IT FROM? “We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft’s OK, he’s a sailor, he’s in New York. We get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble.” “All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don’t break them for no one, you understand?” V: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? J: They don’t call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? V: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn’t know what the f*@# a Quarter Pounder is. J: Then what do they call it? V: They call it a Royale with Cheese. “Abba Zabba, you my only friend.” (Answers in tomorrow’s paper) in Fort Collins,” she said. He had just put the finishing touches on KCSU when the 1997 Spring Creek flood hit, forcing him to reassemble the station at Fort Collins High School, and then again in the Lory Student Center. “He had a great sense of humor, and we were able to overcome adversity through that,” said Mario Caballero, broadcast operations manager and faculty adviser for KCSU. Caballero said one such adverse situation was atop Fort Collins High School. He and Julian were scrambling around on the school’s roof, working with wires and antennae. “We laughed at how it could be dangerous,” Caballero said, “But we always made it through.” His wife also spoke to the optimism and passion he brought to life. “He never really thought he was going to die. Even up until a week before, he was still hoping he’d be cured,” Mo Julian said. “I suppose that he is with God now, and he is cured.” David Julian’s family has asked that donations be sent to The Mission, a local homeless shelter, or to the Larimer County Humane Society in care of Bohlender Funeral Chapel, 121 W. Olive St., Fort Collins, CO 80524. CALENDAR CAMPUS EYE Today, April 11 Life Skills Workshop: Managing Your Stress 3 to 4 p.m. Wellness Zone, Lory Student Center Come learn skills to help you relax. This workshop will introduce breathing techniques, relaxation skills and visual imagery designed to help you deal with stress better. For more information contact the office of the Vice President for Student Affairs at (970) 491-5312. Local spiritual teacher, healer and shaman to share his experience at a public event 7 to 8:30 p.m. Fort Collins Senior Center, 1200 Raintree Drive Through his impressive healing of people with serious physical conditions, Rob Wergin has come to the attention of a Northern Colorado medical group, which refers some of its most difficult cases to him. He also conducts a weekly healing circle. Not only does Wergin offer healing on the physical level, but in the emotional and spiritual realms as well, in a relaxed and joyful mode. Anyone interested in learning more about Wergin’s work is welcome to attend. There is a suggested donation of $10 at the door. For further information e-mail delbroha@gmail.com or call (970) 484-3137. National Student Employment Week Campus Wide It is time to celebrate the contributions that our student employees make throughout the year. Join us in recognizing these students. All students are encouraged to register for raffle drawings from local business via RAMWeb. CAMPUS BLOTTER From the CSU Police Department Tuesday, April 4 Theft of a wallet from the Student Recreation Center Individual cited for driving under suspension. Wednesday, April 12 Found some contraband in a stairwell at Summit Hall Kabbala Lecture 7 to 8:30 p.m. Room 226, LCS Contact Michael Foxman for more information (970) 9887513 or by e-mail at cjsa@simla. Theft of a cell phone and jacket from the rec center JESSE CASAUBON | COLLEGIAN Wes Smith, a freshman psychology major, balances on a slack line on his prosthetic leg Monday in City Park. Wes says he lost the leg in a freak slack-lining accident a few years ago. colostate.edu. Traditional Passover Seder experience 7 p.m. Ammons Hall Join us in celebrating Passover, the Jewish festival of Freedom. A delicious full-course kosher meal will be served including all the handmade Shmurah Matzah you can eat and a variety of wines and mystical insights. No experience necessary. Seating is limited and RSVP is required. The cost is $10 for students Tobacco Accessories Mon-Sat: 25% Off 10am-7pm Sun: 11am-5pm Everyday This summer, get DIRTY 810 S. College and $18 for general entry. For more information or to RSVP call (970) 407-1613 or go to www. JewishCSU.com National Student Employment Week Campus Wide It is time to celebrate the contributions our student employees make throughout the year. Join us in recognizing these students. All students are encouraged to register for raffle drawings from local business via RAMWeb. L EONARD’ S M AIL C O NEXT DAY SERVICES AVAILABLE CAMPUS WEST SHOPS 1205 W. ELIZABETH 484-3710 and have some Easter Sale! 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Not Valid with Any Other Offer Expires 4-30-06 COMING SOON DJ Golden B @ Club Rise April 22 DJ Brian Howe @ Club 7 in Cali April 22 TUESDAY 7pm-9pm: Beehive Productions Live Trivia @ Washington’s Sports Bar (all ages) WEDNESDAY 8pm-10pm: Beehive Productions Live Trivia @ Woody’s Wood Fired Pizza (21+) THURSDAY 8pm-11pm: Beehive Productions Live Trivia @ Island Grill (21+) 9pm-Close: DJ Brian Howe is at Washington’s Gameshow Mania Finals, Woody’s Fort Collins April 13 FRIDAY 9pm to close: Golden B is tearin’ it up @ Purple Martini 9pm to close: DJ Brian Howe in the mix @ Club Rise Downtown Denver (21+) SATURDAY Check special event listings below SUNDAY 8pm-10pm: Beehive Productions Live Trivia @ Sullivan’s Tavern (21+) Holly Wolcott | Newsroom Adviser Jenny Fischer | Production Manager Kim Blumhardt | Advertising Manager Gayle Adams | Business Manager Cathy Topf | Administrative Assistant Jeff Browne | Director of Student Media Special Event for Special Event for DJ Brian Howe DJ Golden B KEY PHONE NUMBERS Club Rise, Denver at Vistabahn 10 a.m. - 2p.m. Newsroom Fax | 491-1690 Distribution | 491-1774 Classifieds | 491-1686 Display Advertising | 491-1146 www.beehiveproductions.com The Rocky Mountain Collegian | Tuesday, April 11, 2006 PROTESTS | 3 Demonstrators try to show impact of immigrants Continued from Page 1 were called on to skip work or boycott all purchases Monday to demonstrate the financial impact of the Latino community on area businesses. “We’re hoping that employers stop to consider what this is all about,” organizer Adriana Galvez said. “That if you need people here to do the work, to buy, then give them a legal channel to get here.” Cruz Luna, his wife and their four children all wore T-shirts reading “God Bless America” at a demonstration in Pensacola, Fla. The two oldest children – ages 8 and 9 – were born in Mexico and are in the U.S. illegally; their younger siblings, ages 4 and 8 months are U.S. citizens. “We want to send a strong message today, a message that we want the laws to be fair,” Luna said. In Arizona, police estimated that at least 25,000 demonstrators turned out in Phoenix while several thousand others demonstrated in Tucson. Miguel Penate, a fast-food restaurant manager who moved from El Salvador six years ago, said being in the country illegally was his only option. “There’s no way to come legally over here,” said Penate, 25. “If there was, do you think people would like to be in the desert risking their lives?” Yinka Aganga Williams, who moved to the U.S. from Nigeria six years ago, joined Legislature debates plan to dilute Electoral College a small group of demonstrators who marched to Specter’s Pittsburgh office. “This country was built by immigrants, Pittsburgh in particular,” said Williams, 54. “This is supposed to be a land of freedom, that’s why they came.” In the Midwest, an estimated 3,000 people demonstrated in Garden City, Kan., a farming community that counts fewer than 30,000 residents. In Champaign, Ill., hundreds of demonstrators marched along a busy street to the University of Illinois campus, carrying signs with slogans such as: “The pilgrims had no green cards.” The demonstrations were mostly peaceful, though in STORE | DENVER – Colorado lawmakers said it’s time presidential candidates start paying attention to smaller states like Colorado, Wyoming and Utah and approved a plan Monday that would effectively circumvent the Electoral College in hopes of making them do that. The proposal is being considered in four other states – California, Louisiana, Illinois and Missouri – and is part of a national effort to change the way the nation picks a president. It calls on other states to enter into compacts that pledge that all their Electoral College delegates will vote for the winner of the national popular vote. It would only take effect if enough states agree to decide the election on a popular vote. The Senate Judiciary Committee approved the measure (Senate Bill 223) and sent it to the full Senate. Senate Majority Leader Ken Gordon, D-Denver, said the current system split the decision among electors from all 50 states and favors swing states like Iowa and Florida, which have local issues – such as Cuban immigrants in Florida or ethanol in Iowa – that don’t apply to the rest of the nation. “It definitely distorts the election,” Gordon said. Gordon said Democrat John Kerry would have won the presidency in 2004 if he picked up 60,000 more votes in Ohio, even though Bush won by 2.8 million votes. Sen. Shawn Mitchell, R-Broomfield, said if Colorado approved the compact, candidates would be forced to campaign for the popular vote in big states like California, Texas, New York and Florida. don’t deserve,” he said. Monday’s demonstrations followed a weekend of rallies in 10 states that drew up to 500,000 people in Dallas, 50,000 in San Diego, and 20,000 in Salt Lake City. Dozens of rallies and student walkouts, many organized by Spanishlanguage radio DJ’s, have been held in cities from Los Angeles to Chicago to New York over the past two weeks. Protesters have been urging Congress, whose immigration reform efforts stalled last week, to help the estimated 11 million illegal immigrants settle here legally. Xavier Suarez, 46, an Ecuadorean immigrant with U.S. citizenship, said others deserve the same right to live and work in America, pay taxes and contribute to society, “America is a country of dreams. These people have dreams,” said Suarez, who demonstrated in Lake Worth, Fla. “They have family back home in their countries and they’ve been separated for many years. It’s only fair that they are allowed to be together again here, and to help keep this country growing.” Associated Press writers Roxana Hegeman in Wichita, Kan., Michael Cowden in Pittsburgh, Brian Skoloff in Lake Worth, Fla., Jacques Billeaud in Phoenix, Martha Raffaele in Harrisburg, Pa., Jeff McMurray in Lexington, Ky., and Anabelle Garay in Dallas contributed to this report. Store combats poverty around the world Continued from Page 1 By STEVEN K. PAULSON The Associated Press Portland, Maine, one demonstrator clashed with a small group of counter-demonstrators. One of three people carrying signs saying illegal immigrants have no rights was hit in the head. An event in Harrisburg, Pa., drew a handful of hecklers. “Go to jail!” shouted William Hazzard, 58, a retired school custodian from Harrisburg. “I’m from Germany and I had to give up my rights as a German citizen. I had to speak English.” Raymond Marks, 47, an apartment complex service manager, held an upsidedown American flag as a sign of distress. “These people are expecting me to give them rights they meeting people. Returning customers and the people who work there are informed citizens,” Senda-Cook said. An exchange program is set up within the stores in which employees travel to work with artisans from the countries and the artisans are able to travel to the United States. The artisans can observe the sales of their products and teach classes based upon their skilled labor. A Peruvian woman came to the United States through one of these exchange programs. When she returned to Peru she attempted to explain to her coworkers about volunteers. “She had trouble explaining to others about volunteers, that people would have that kind of spare time. They spend their whole lives finding food, finding a place to sleep and giving their children an education,” Snyder said. Globally, one in five people lives in extreme poverty, on less “Buyers visit all artisan groups throughout the year. They ask how the artisan would like to be paid. There is always something the buyers have to contend with. The hardest part they say is seeing the poverty.” Jane Snyder associate manager and volunteer director of Ten Thousand Villlages than $1 per day and the social gap between the haves and the have-nots grows increasingly larger year by year. Ten Thousand Villages fair trade is based on Internation- al Federation for Alternative Trade (IFAT) principles. These principles consist of paying a fair wage in the context of the artisan, providing equal opportunities for all people, engaging in environmentally sustainable practices, building long-term relationships, providing healthy and safe working conditions and providing financial and technical assistance to workers whenever possible. Workers can depend on the sustainability of their work because of the fair dealings of this small retailer. Buyers interact with the artisans directly and attempt to pay them with an equitable wage. “Buyers visit all artisan groups throughout the year,” Snyder said. “They ask how the artisan would like to be paid. There is always something the buyers have to contend with. The hardest part they say is seeing the poverty.” The employees attempt to educate the community about these operations and how people can participate. “The biggest misconception people have about making a difference is that ‘I am only one person and I can’t make a difference.’ It’s not true,” Senda-Cook said. “We can influence behavior. People can make good choices about where they buy their products.” Peterson thinks that handicrafts in the store may be worth the look. He said: “There are just some things you can’t find at Kohl’s.” Emily Lance can be contacted at campus@collegian. com TEN THOUSAND VILLAGES 113 Old Town Square Spring and summer hours (starting May 1) Monday to Saturday: 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. Free WE WANT Sandwich Day Winners Pick up your sandwich certificate at the Collegian. LSC, Lower Level, south end. Sandwiches not picked up by 4/14 will be redistributed Demetrios Godenitz Sean Jordon Valerie Couture Teresa Miller Dan Perez Laura Light Tammi Riggs Brooke Roeper Caroline Morris Christina Brown Elaine Ann YOU! “When even one American who has done nothing wrong is forced to shut his mind and close his mouth then all Americans are in peril.” Harry S. 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Colors can indicate political affiliation, sexual orientation and even cultural identification. When colors are combined with symbols, such as on a country’s flag, they hold even more power. This column High schoolers in Longmont and represents views of Westminster tapped into those pow- the the Collegian’s ers last week when they used U.S. editorial board. and Mexican flags to respond to immigration legislation. The incidents led administrators to ban the display of flags altogether. On Thursday, Colorado Attorney General John Suthers declared that banning the display of the U.S. flag in high schools violated state law. The two principals who banned flags acted fairly in that they banned all flags, not just one country’s. They were being responsible school officials in trying to maintain a peaceful educational environment. However, while they had the right intentions, the ban was ultimately illegal and probably ineffective. The whole goal of the ban was to prevent disruption, but the flags themselves were not the problem. The problem was in students using the flags in addition to taunting and name-calling. The problematic high schoolers probably didn’t stop taunting and name calling just because they didn’t have the flag to wave. As it happens so often in this world, some people could not behave respectfully. They crossed the proverbial line, so the schools had to draw a real one. The notion of freedom of speech is a cornerstone of our country’s ideology, and the notions of open dialogue and a marketplace of ideas should be reinforced in schools. Instead of banning a form of expression, maybe the school should try to teach students how to deal with viewpoints different from their own, rather than crushing an individual’s right to expression. Tact continues poor showing in ’06 By TYLER WITTMAN People, ladies and gentlemen, are stupid. I’m not expecting a trophy or anything but I’m onto something. I was hoping the events that led me to this conclusion were some kind of build-up to the greatest April Fools joke ever, but I was wrong. It’s April 11 now and all April Fools jokes have to be divulged by April 2 or else you are fair game for emotional, physical and/or verbal damage. It’s written down somewhere. So what’s the big deal? Recently, someone opened a really big can of “espiritu de la raza” and people of Mexican descent, U.S. citizens and Mexicans alike, started foaming at the mouths. This can, of course, is the proposed immigration bill that’s been tabled for the time being. All over the nation it spawned hordes of Latinos and illegal aliens protesting immigration laws and calling for more immigrant rights. This is just fine, what ensued is not. There were instances of protestors, on U.S. soil, raising Mexican flags over upsidedown U.S. flags. Additionally, they burned U.S. flags, called all U.S. citizens “illegal aliens,” called our president a “terrorist” (he’s even on their side), and generally involved themselves in offenses that warrant arrest. I take it they hate America and civility because if that’s not their point, then what is? In Colorado, the debate ceased to be at Skyline High School, where a good number of students threw flags in each others’ faces, used racial epithets and acted like complete fools. In response, Skyline principal Tom Stumpf banned the display of any flag. I’m sorry Mr. Stumpf, but your problems aren’t going to go away with some asinine stumping of free speech. Old Glory’s not at fault here, idiots are. Immigration is a political issue with serious consequences for a vast population in this country, so the tension is understandable. The fact that high schoolers are going to make it into an issue of race instead of politics is disappointing but to be expected. What’s not understandable is the bedlam this issue has caused outside of schools. Let me say I slightly understand the prevalence of Mexican flags as a unifying symbol of culture during this whole ordeal. What I don’t understand is how you reason asking a country to keep you around after burning its flag, flying it below yours and upside down, calling its citizens and president names, etc. This is like punching someone in the face and asking them out on a date; it’s not the best means to an end (and if they accept, stay away). It seems in Dallas the protestors took up the image of Che Guevara as another unifying symbol. The Mexican flag I can understand, a mass murderer I cannot. I suppose the counter protestors could wear Ted Bundy shirts. The messages most Americans are seeing from these protests are that Mexico is superior to the United States, communism is better than democracy, and being a psychopathic mass murderer makes you a hero. Tact was obviously left out very early in the planning stages of these protests. The right to protest is a fundamental right in this country and I fully support it. White kids throwing things at Latinos and calling them names is despicable, so is burning our flag and applying cific projects. Besides that one front-page article, there were two other articles on the back page that also made us look bad. Let’s concentrate on the positive and keep the negative away. There are always complaints about how sports aren’t doing well. Collegian, you are in a place of power to encourage students to support our teams and athletics, and you do a very poor job of it. Maybe you should look for the positives more often, like how two of our tennis players beat the second-ranked doubles team in the country, and there was nothing about it. I would support a team more if I knew what was going on with them. be running the country is ludicrous. Second, a general knowledge of the history of Afghanistan would help you in your critique of Muslims. And third, you apply a logical fallacy to your entire article. You sarcastically state, “They were doing so well without us.” Until the West and imperialism reached that part of the globe and ignited events to the point we see them today, they were doing fine. You must know of the $2 billion given to anti-communist forces in Afghanistan during the Reagan presidency. But, after the Soviet’s withdrawal, the United States was no where to be seen for another 20 years until 2001, well after the Taliban, whom you vaguely mention, took control. Next, you seem almost disappointed that the beheading did not take place because of the court decision. There are political, not supernatural, reasons for the dismissal of the case in relation to good foreign policy and their local interests of sustaining control. “The messages most Americans are seeing from these protests are that Mexico is superior to the United States, communism is better than democracy, and being a psychopathic mass murderer makes you a hero.” for a visa. The only thing we’ve learned through the fallout of a hot topic in Washington is that people have an uncanny capacity for idiocy; Whites, Latinos, principals, everyone. All parties involved need to take a few steps back and proceed with a little more respect, reason and civility. Is that so hard? Tyler Wittman is a senior speech communication major. His column runs every Tuesday in the Collegian. By MEGAN SCHULZ A recent issue of Time magazine features an alarming cover story. Choosing to tackle the topic of America’s schools, the article informs us that almost one in three public high school students will not graduate. For black and Hispanic students, the rate moves toward a staggering 50 percent. These results come from nationwide research, demonstrating that the problem transcends community differences and will continue to spread. These statistics particularly sadden me because they demonstrate failure. When we are young and in kindergarten we are told we can do anything and achieve our dreams. Thousands of dollars are spent on each child while trying to put them through the public school system. But what is the point? If one-third of our students end up quitting, all that money has gone to waste. And I want to know why they quit as we stand by and shake our heads. As a product of the public school system, I admit my four years spent in high school weren’t the best. I found the material less than challenging, and the assignments did nothing to prepare me for college. But I never considered quitting. Economically, I viewed dropping out as one of the worst decisions a person could make. As a sophomore, I’m already becoming anxious of when I will have to find a well-paying job after graduation. I couldn’t imagine making that trek after spending years in public school and having absolutely nothing to show for it. Until now, I’ve never considered education as a weeding-out process, but apparently it is. We do nothing to stop high school dropouts because we figure if they don’t have the personal motivation to earn a diploma then they just aren’t cut out to be the future doctors or CEOs of the world. From my experience, high school curriculum wasn’t difficult. If someone barely could pass high school classes, then I certainly don’t want them sitting next to me in college courses. And if they can’t meet the minimum requirements to stay in college, then this should be a sign that college isn’t for them, and it’s time to pack their bags. The problem is that there is a preconceived notion about people who choose not to go to college, and to resist that, square pegs are forced into round holes. I have no judgment against people who don’t attend traditional college. They are mature enough to accept the fact that college isn’t their best choice, so they chose other paths. There is nothing wrong with this. As a society, we need hairdressers, plumbers and the like. I would even say we need less self-righteous liberal arts majors who will have jobs that have nothing to do with their major, but will still maintain a “This is beneath me” attitude. So why, as a society, do we shun people who make decisions that are right for them? It’s also not in our best interest to give up on people who are perceived as “failures.” High school is a difficult time, and I’m sure that a lot of teenagers are more depressed and pressured than they let on. It would be easier to help young and receptive students who are slipping before they become accustomed to a substandard lifestyle that burdens society – financially and collectively. This is where high school counselors can take time out from planning the senior picnic to actually help troubled students. In my high school, this duty was assigned to the vice principal, who handed out in-school suspensions and “referrals,” a piece of paper that was designed to stop us from misbehaving. The actual “counselors” helped people with college applications and class scheduling, much like CSU advisers. I don’t remember a full-time staff member who was just there to listen. Now that we have been presented with this information about the sub-par performance of our schools, we can’t remain blissfully ignorant. It would be beneficial to address the problem at the source and start with providing public schools with the change they have needed for so long. Megan Schulz is a sophomore technical journalism major. Her column runs every Tuesday in the Collegian. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR SUPPORT OUR ATHLETICS I would just like to comment on the Collegian’s reporting of CSU sports and the athletic department. There seems to be really no respect to what goes on at the McGraw Athletic Center; you shouldn’t talk down a department in your university. The articles in Wednesday’s paper really made them look bad. The fact that there is not a lot of money in the athletic department is not because of mismanagement of funds, as was insinuated. It is because there is not a lot of money coming in. I really support President Penley’s fee increase for athletics. It is not the answer, but it is a start. We pay much less in student fees to athletics than our peer universities; we should pay as much as they do. As we graduate and become alumni, we should give back to our university. We don’t, and that is why we are in the situation we are in. Large donations help, but they have to go toward spe- Melanie Calderwood senior agriculture business IN RESPONSE TO TYLER WITTMAN Many areas of your recent article concern me. First, to insinuate that Satan might Lastly, you perform the fallacy of composition by applying what a small number of individuals of a group desire (such as the destruction of the United States and the beheading of Christians) to the whole. All Christians would then be responsible for the Inquisition, the crusades, the subjugation of Latin America and Africa, and the Holocaust if we applied this reasoning elsewhere. Reconsider your ignorant assumptions. Do not blindly blame Muslims for all religious persecution. Patrick Potyondy sophomore history and English PENLEY SHOULD BE MORE FORTHCOMING I am writing in response to your article “Athletic department facing economic cuts” published Wednesday. I was in attendance at the Student Fee Review Board (SFRB) meeting on April 3 in which you reported. Your report was not complete in the details of President Penley’s discussion with the SFRB regarding the fee increases requested by the athletics cepartment. The $2.06 per student per semester increase, which was requested by the athletics department in February, has not been approved, as was stated in the article. No dollar amounts for any requests will be voted on by the SFRB until April 17. On April 3, President Penley appeared on behalf of athletics to request an additional $15 per student per semester, which, if passed, would bring the total student fee to $68.60 per student per semester or $137.20 per student per year. The athletic department’s $18 million per year budget apparently isn’t big enough. Athletics reports that without additional funding they will be more than $1.8 million in debt by 2008 and $2.5 million by 2009. When questioned as to what exactly the new student fee money would go toward, Penley had no firm answer, only that it would be put into the athletics’ budget. Penley said if the increase in student fees is not passed by the SFRB, he might take the needed money directly from the general fund, which essentially means it would be taken directly from academics. Why? What is going on in the athletic department that a huge, undefined deficit is threatening our academic programs? Athletics and Penley need to be forthcoming with the details of how your money will be used. Your article on this issue is clearly biased and sympathetic to the athletic department, which is understandable considering the individual who reported on this is a Collegian sports reporter. If any students have concerns about their student fees, I encourage them to contact the athletics department, SFRB and President Penley to voice their opinions before the SFRB’s final voting is complete. Kate Wernsman senior performing arts major Collegian Opinion Page Policy The columns on this page reflect the viewpoints of the individual author and not necessarily that of The Rocky Mountain Collegian or its editorial board. Please send any responses to csunews@lamar.colostate.edu. Letter submissions to The Rocky Mountain Collegian are open to all and are printed on a first received basis. Submissions should be limited to 250 words and need to include the author’s name and contact information. Anonymous letters will not be printed. E-mail letters to csunews@lamar. colostate.edu. The Rocky Mountain Collegian | Tuesday, April 11, 2006 Bush dismisses reports of U.S.military strike on Iran By DEB RIECHMANN The Associated Press WASHINGTON – President Bush dismissed as “wild speculation” reports that the administration was planning for a military strike against Iran. Bush did not rule out the use of force, but he said he would continue to use diplomatic pressure to prevent Iran from gaining a nuclear weapon or the know-how and technology to make one. “I know here in Washington prevention means force,” Bush said at the Paul H. Nitze School of Advanced International Studies at Johns Hopkins University. “It doesn’t mean force, necessarily. In this case, it means diplomacy.” Several weekend news reports said the administration was studying options for military strikes. The New Yorker magazine raised the possibility of using nuclear bombs against Iran’s underground nuclear sites. “I read the articles in the newspapers this weekend,” Bush said. “It was just wild speculation.” Taking questions from the audience, Bush also said he declassified part of a prewar intelligence report on Iraq in 2003 to show Americans the basis for his statements about the threat posed by Saddam Hussein. “I wanted people to see the truth,” he told a questioner who said there was evidence of a concerted effort by the White House to punish war critic Joseph Wilson. Bush said he could not comment on the CIA leak case because it is under investigation. Sen. Chuck Schumer, DN.Y., sent a letter to Bush on Monday asking him for details about how the document was declassified. “There are many questions that the president must answer so that the American people can understand that this declassification was done for national security purposes, not for immediate political gain.” In Tehran, officials said the media reports about a pos- sible U.S. strike against Iran amounted to psychological warfare from the West. Iran’s hard-line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told Iranians not to be intimidated by other nations’ attempts to stifle the country’s nuclear ambitions. “Unfortunately, today some bullying powers are unable to give up their bullying nature,” Ahmadinejad said. “The future will prove that our path was a right way.” The U.N. Security Council has demanded that Iran suspend all enrichment of uranium – a key process that can produce either fuel for a reactor or the material for a nuclear warhead. The security council gave Tehran until April 28 to comply before the International Atomic Energy Agency reports back to the council on its inspection progress. Iran has rejected the demand, saying the small-scale enrichment it began in February was strictly for research and was within its rights under the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty. Bush and other administration officials have said repeatedly that the military option is on the table, and White House officials acknowledge normal military planning is under way. Defense experts say a military strike on Iran would be risky and complicated, and could aggravate U.S. problems in the Muslim world. To pressure Iran, European Union foreign policy chief Javier Solana on Monday recommended that the 25-nation bloc consider sanctions against Iran, including a visa ban on some officials, because of Iran’s rejection of U.N. demands that it end uranium enrichment. Bush has said Iran may pose the greatest challenge to the United States of any other country in the world. And while he has stressed that diplomacy is always preferable, he has defended his administration’s strike-first policy against terrorists and other enemies. Debate features professor who compared 9/11 victims to Nazis By JENNIFER TALHELM The Associated Press WASHINGTON – The University of Colorado and professor Ward Churchill are examples of a “sea change” in academics in the last 30 years, in which leftists now dominate U.S. colleges and impose their opinions on their students, academic critic David Horowitz said during a debate Thursday. Churchill argued Horowitz is wrong to assert that there is standard that can be applied to decide what is appropriate to teach. “There is no consensus, there is no homogeneity, there is no truth,” Churchill said. Horowitz, an author and critic of American colleges, and Churchill became archrivals after an essay Churchill wrote likening some Sept. 11 victims to a notorious Nazi caused a national furor over academic freedom and university hiring practices. The two met on stage before more than 200 cheering students and others at George Washington University Thursday to debate whether teachers should voice their political opinions in the classrooms. The debate was the opening event of a Students for Academic Freedom conference, a group Horowitz chairs. Citing a slew of examples, including Colorado high school teacher Jay Bennish, whose lecture critical of President Bush was caught on tape by one of his students, Horowitz said liberal teachers are taking advantage of their positions to opine on subjects they aren’t qualified to talk about. Schools need to operate under an academic bill of rights, which would guarantee students the right to attend class without teachers using their lecterns to deliver political speeches, Horowitz said. “The issue here isn’t whether every student is brainwashed, it’s whether it is appropriate,” Horowitz said. Churchill responded that the mainstream or accepted view of a subject isn’t always right or fair. When he was in 8th grade, for example, he said he voted for the socialist candidate in a mock presidential election because he thought it would be “cool.” He was held in detention after school for the next two weeks “for having the audacity to deviate from the mainstream,” he said. “That is indoctrination.” Churchill agreed with Horowitz that students should be taught to evaluate a subject for themselves. In his controversial essay, Churchill, a tenured professor of ethnic studies, called some of the victims of the 2001 terrorist attacks “little Eichmanns,” a reference to Adolf Eichmann, an organizer of the Holocaust. Pixels all out of whack? Picture yourself here! Become a 2006-2007 photographer for The Rocky Mountain Collegian! For more information visit the front desk of Student Media in the basement of The Lory Student Center Engineering Days ‘06 April 13th and 14th BBQ Kick-off What: FREE! FREE! FREE! Food, Games, Activities, Music and more! When: Thursday April 13th from 2:00-6:00 PM Where: Corner of Plum and Meridian (Trees Area) Awards Ceremony E-Days What: Engineering Students’ Project Displays and Judging by professional engineers. Come see the projects students have been working on for months! 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Faure said he was awaiting test results before determining the cause and manner of death. He said the tests could take several weeks. CU diversity commission reviews UCCS The Associated Press COLORADO SPRINGS, – The University of Colorado at Colorado Springs should do more to encourage mentor relationships between students and professors, and recruit more minority students and faculty, several students said at a meeting on diversity. At a daylong meeting Friday by the University of Colorado Blue Ribbon Commission on Diversity, university officials outlined dozens of ways the school tries to serve minorities groups and said they would consider adopting new ideas. Student Crystal Bullard, COLLEGIAN CLASSIFIEDS who is black, said she wanted to see more variety in the scholars represented in classroom materials. “A lot of the lessons are pretty much Eurocentric,” she said. CU system President Hank Brown formed the 60member commission on diversity to examine how the school’s campuses handle issues such as race and discrimination. Meetings already have been held on the Denver and Boulder campuses. Commission members were to issue a draft May 1 of recommendations for improving diversity on the Colorado Springs campus. 491-1686 COLLEGIAN NATIONAL & WORLD NEWS Tuesday, April 11, 2006 | Page 6 Hamas quietly works to end surge in Gaza violence By JOSEF FEDERMAN The Associated Press JERUSALEM – The new Hamas-led Palestinian government is quietly working to end a surge in violence, urging rival militant groups in the Gaza Strip to refrain from launching rockets at Israel without official permission. Although the rocket attacks have not stopped and Hamas says it still supports violent resistance against Israel, its subtle efforts at persuasion look like an attempt to stabilize a chaotic situation so that it can focus on governing the West Bank and Gaza Strip. “We want resistance to be arranged and organized,” said government spokesman Ghazi Hamad, adding that Hamas would try to get control over the rocket fire by negotiating with other militant factions. Hamas has not been participating in the attacks. In the latest violence, an 8-year-old Palestinian girl was killed when an Israeli artillery shell hit her house in northern Gaza, hospital officials and witnesses said. Relatives and neighbors drove bleeding children to the small local hospital. Doctors feverishly bandaged a wailing infant on a blood-splattered bed as others took away the dusty and bloody body of the dead girl. The army had no immediate comment, but confirmed it was shelling populated areas where militants fire rock- ets. Three rockets fired from the northern Gaza village of Beit Lahiya landed in Israel on Monday, the army said. The Israeli human rights group B’tselem said the killing was the inevitable result of Israel’s decision to shell areas close to Palestinian homes, and Israel is legally responsibility for the outcome. The group also called on Palestinians not to use residential areas for “military actions.” The fighting with Israel has escalated in recent days, with militants repeatedly firing rockets into Israel and the army responding with airstrikes, artillery fire and attacks from naval gunboats. A total of 17 Palestinians, including 13 militants, have been killed in the Israeli offensive since Friday. There have been no Israeli casualties from the rocket fire. Hamas won Palestinian legislative elections in January on a platform pledging to end government corruption and improve public services. But since being sworn into office less than two weeks ago, the government has found itself facing international isolation, a financial crisis, Palestinian infighting and growing violence with Israel. A senior Palestinian security official in Gaza said Hamas has not officially proposed a cease-fire but is sending clear signals that it wants quiet. “Without a cease-fire, Hamas can’t build anything in Gaza,” he said. RINA CASTELNUOVO | THE NEW YORK TIMES Israeli artillery is fired towards areas in the northern Gaza Strip just over the border from Israel near Hahal Oz on Monday. A Palestinian official said the Palestinians’ new Hamas-led government is seeking to gain control over the firing of rockets from the Gaza Strip into Israel – which has led to a fresh cycle of violence, including Israeli artillery fire on Monday It can’t get anything done while F-16s and Apache helicopters are flying overhead, Israeli artillery is being fired and rocket attacks are going on,” he said. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to talk to the media. Hamas officials have confirmed they are interested in extending a year-old cease-fire with Israel, which the group has largely honored. An Israeli security official said it appears Hamas is trying to regulate the rocket fire because uncontrolled violence is against its interests. Records show phone-jamming schemers called White House By LARRY MARGASAK The Associated Press OZIER MUHAMMAD | THE NEW YORK TIMES A searcher and his dog go through a home in the Lower Ninth Ward of New Orleans on April 3. The bodies of storm victims are still being discovered in New Orleans – in March there were nine alone, plus one skull. Coast braces for hurricane season By MICHAEL KUNZELMAN The Associated Press GULFPORT, Miss. – Joe Spraggins knows it will take stockpiles of food, water and fuel and better evacuation routes to survive if the Gulf Coast gets hit by another monster storm this coming hurricane season. What the Harrison County emergency management director cannot fully plan for is the psychological toll another hurricane could exact on residents struggling to rebuild their lives after Katrina. “They’re already at the point of breaking,” he said. “If we have another storm of any size this summer, mental health is going to be a huge issue.” Katrina laid waste to tens of thousands of homes and businesses and killed more than 1,300 people in Louisiana and Mississippi. Now, less than two months before the next hurricane season starts June 1, overworked officials and frazzled homeowners are bracing for the possibility of another killer storm in a region where thousands still live in government-issued trailers or under blue tarps. This hurricane season could be more brutal than last year’s, when a record-setting 27 storms, including 15 hurricanes, churned in the Atlantic Ocean. Forecasters say the Atlantic is in a period of increased hurricane activity that could last another a decade or longer. Even a weaker storm than Katrina could be devastating, wiping out much of the modest progress that has been made and sweeping away the little trailers. Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour calls this a “critical period of vulnerability.” “We’re going to pray for the best but prepare for the worst,” he said. Spraggins, whose territory includes Katrina-battered Gulfport and Biloxi, said the county is devising a new emergency plan to replace the old one. Katrina made a mockery out of federal, state and local emergency plans. Evacuation routes were clogged, communications were spotty, and emergency supplies were not positioned to arrive quickly in the areas of greatest need. “We will never be prepared to take a Katrina, but we will be prepared to do a lot better than we did the last time,” Spraggins said. In Mississippi, about 99,000 people are living in more than 36,000 FEMA trailers and mobile homes. In Louisiana, more than 51,000 trailers dot the landscape. Many people whose homes were demolished by Katrina also lost cars and trucks, meaning it could be difficult for them to get out if another storm threatens. As a result, evacuations will start earlier and will be conducted more often, Barbour warned. “We’re going to have to decide earlier to evacuate because it’s going to take longer,” Barbour said. “And also, be- cause of the flimsiness of the travel trailers, we will probably evacuate sometimes when we didn’t really need to. But we can’t take the risk because the travel trailers are extremely vulnerable.” Likewise, the coast’s natural defenses have never been weaker. Katrina, followed by Hurricane Rita a month later, ripped apart a band of barrier islands and wetlands that help soften a hurricane’s blow. “These barrier islands are in many places the first line of defense for the mainland,” said Abby Sallenger, an oceanographer for the U.S. Geological Survey. “If we have another hurricane hit, how much worse will the impact be?” Katrina also left the region’s economy in tatters, especially in New Orleans. A report issued in February by Louisiana-based economist Loren Scott found that metropolitan New Orleans’ employment rate remained 32 percent below its pre-Katrina peak, or down 198,000 jobs. Scott worries that a lot of employers will give up if another destructive storm hits New Orleans. “All of these companies are willing to be part of the `Save New Orleans’ movement once,” he said. “I just wonder if they’re willing to be part of it twice.” Katrina dealt a crippling blow to southern Mississippi’s economy, as well, but its casino industry is recovering and the scenic 70-mile coastline has condominium developers salivating. WASHINGTON – Key figures in a phone-jamming scheme designed to keep New Hampshire Democrats from voting in 2002 had regular contact with the White House and the Republican Party as the plan was unfolding, phone records introduced in criminal court show. The records show that Bush campaign operative James Tobin, who recently was convicted in the case, made two dozen calls to the White House within a threeday period around Election Day 2002 – as the phone jamming operation was finalized, carried out and then abruptly shut down. The national Republican Party, which paid millions in legal bills to defend Tobin, says the contacts involved routine election business and that it was “preposterous” to suggest the calls involved phone jamming. The Justice Department has secured three convictions in the case but hasn’t accused any White House or national Republican officials of wrongdoing, nor made any allegations suggesting party officials outside of New Hampshire were involved. The phone records of calls to the White House were exhibits in Tobin’s trial but prosecutors did not make them part of their case. Democrats plan to ask a federal judge Tuesday to order GOP and White House officials to answer questions about the phone jamming in a civil lawsuit alleging voter fraud. Repeated hang-up calls that jammed telephone lines at a Democratic get-out-thevote center occurred in a Senate race in which Republican John Sununu defeated Democrat Jeanne Shaheen, 51 percent to 46 percent, on Nov. 5, 2002. Besides the conviction of Tobin, the Republicans’ New England regional director, prosecutors negotiated two plea bargains: one with a New Hampshire Republican Party official and another with the owner of a telemarketing firm involved in the scheme. The owner of the subcontractor firm whose employees made the hang-up calls is under indictment. The phone records show that most calls to the White House were from Tobin, who became President Bush’s presidential campaign chairman for the New England region in 2004. Other calls from New Hampshire senatorial campaign offices to the White House could have been made by a number of people. A GOP campaign consultant in 2002, Jayne Millerick, made a 17-minute call to the White House on Election Day, but said in an interview she did not recall the subject. Millerick, who later be- came the New Hampshire GOP chairwoman, said in an interview she did not learn of the jamming until after the election. A Democratic analysis of phone records introduced at Tobin’s criminal trial show he made 115 outgoing calls – mostly to the same number in the White House political affairs office – between Sept. 17 and Nov. 22, 2002. Two dozen of the calls were made from 9:28 a.m. the day before the election through 2:17 a.m. the night after the voting. There also were other calls between Republican officials during the period that the scheme was hatched and canceled. Prosecutors did not need the White House calls to convict Tobin and negotiate the two guilty pleas. Whatever the reason for not using the White House records, prosecutors “tried a very narrow case,” said Paul Twomey, who represented the Democratic Party in the criminal and civil cases. The Justice Department did not say why the White House records were not used. The Democrats said in their civil case motion that they were entitled to know the purpose of the calls to government offices “at the time of the planning and implementation of the phonejamming conspiracy ... and the timing of the phone calls made by Mr. Tobin on Election Day.” Fort Carson unit devoted to healing By TOM ROEDER The Colorado Springs Gazette (KRT) COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. – In Baghdad’s Green Zone, soldiers from Fort Carson’s 10th Combat Support Hospital are surrounded by opulence and Babylonian beauty, from swimming pools to the villas of Iraq’s deposed rulers. They get few chances to enjoy Saddam Hussein’s former playground. The war raging outside the 4-square-mile compound keeps intruding. “This is the busiest trauma center in Iraq,” Col. Dennis Doyle said in a telephone interview from the hospital where his soldiers are caring for wounded, who sometimes come in dozens at a time. Most patients seen by the 10th’s doctors and nurses are the victims of roadside bombs or car bombs, the weapons most often used by insurgents. As their tactics moved from directly attacking Americans, the mix of patients at the Army hospital has changed, too. More than half of the wounded are Iraqis, either the civilian victims of the bombings or members of that nation’s growing police and military forces. Lt. Col. John Golds is a nurse who evaluates the patients as they arrive. “You couldn’t see anything like it in the United States,” he said of the wounds, comparing them to what a person might suffer getting hit by a bus or train. In the professional terms of the hospital, the injuries are classified as multiple trauma. It’s a combination of bleeding shrapnel wounds, damaged organs and broken bones that come along with often-severe burns. Golds said many of the younger soldiers in the unit, on their first war tour, have been shocked by what they’ve seen since arriving in Iraq last fall. “Seeing people their own age getting injured and killed was a sobering experience,” Golds said. The Rocky Mountain Collegian | Tuesday, April 11, 2006 7 Farmers worry about immigration debate results By JULIANA BARBASSA The Associated Press FRESNO, Calif. – Fourthgeneration vegetable farmer Will Rousseau keeps one eye on his crops and another on Capitol Hill, where Congress is debating immigration bills that could mean bounty or bust for farms dependent on migrant labor. Illegal immigrants make up about 53 percent of the nation’s roughly 1.8 million farm workers, and cutting off the flow of willing workers – legal or not – to the fresh produce that needs picking would spell the end for many farmers, Rousseau said. “We know local folks won’t take those jobs, at any price,” said Rousseau, who hires up to 700 seasonal workers to harvest his crops in Phoenix. The bills include a Houseapproved version calling for military enforcement of the border that would make it a felony to be in the country illegally. Rousseau and other farmers believe that would be disastrous for the industry. On the opposite end of the spectrum, a bill approved by the Senate Judiciary Committee would allow some illegal immigrants to apply for citizenship while expanding an existing but burdensome guest worker program. Cutting farmers’ access to cross-border workers without giving them an alternative could cost the industry up to $9 billion in annual production, according to the American Farm Bureau Federation, which has long lobbied for a streamlined temporary worker program. The average wage for skilled and unskilled farm workers is about $10 an hour, said Austin Perez, a labor specialist with the federation. If that were raised to $14, up to a third of the nation’s fruit and vegetable farms might “We know local folks won’t take those jobs, at any price.” Will Rousseau Vegetable farmer who hires up to 700 seasonal workers to harvest his crops in Phoenix be forced out of business, he said. And that still might not be enough to recruit large numbers of native-born workers, Perez added. While a border crackdown is a vision of doom for many farmers, the numbers show consumers wandering supermarket aisles might hardly feel the difference. That’s because very little of the price of produce actually goes back to the farmer. When you take home a $1 head of lettuce, only 19 cents go to the farmer; and six cents of that go to the picker, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture. The real difference would be whether the food is grown in America or abroad. The shift has begun already, as American farmers face steeper labor, fuel and other costs. For instance, the town of Gilroy, south of San Jose, still calls itself the “Garlic Capital of the World,” and anoints an annual Garlic Queen. But China, where production costs are much lower, now grows about 66 percent of the world’s garlic, according to the Agriculture Department. But farmers point to the country’s dependence on foreign oil to show the disadvantages of relying on others. Also, food grown at home is fresher, and can be held to American production standards, with stricter environmental and quality control, farmers said. Fear of a crackdown is already chasing some agricultural businesses across the border where the workers are, said vegetable harvester and shipper Steve Scaroni. His company hires 1,500 people in California and Arizona during harvests to pick fresh produce and take it to companies who bag it and give it a brand name. But some of his customers are so concerned that they’re shifting their operations to Mexico. And he’s following. “We just don’t feel we can risk keeping all our eggs in the USA basket,” he said. “We’re competing in an international market. It’s easy to say, ‘raise wages,’ but the question is, will we stay in business?” The solution farmers are hoping for – one not promised by any of the current bills – is a program allowing farmers to bring as many workers as they need across the border, without the time or expense of the current guest worker program. Chalmers Carr, who ships about 1 million boxes of peaches from his 2,500-acre operation in South Carolina, has been using the existing program to bring in up to 300 workers a year from Mexico. It’s expensive – he estimates it costs him about $500 in fees and transportation costs to bring in one worker for one season, not including the mandatory housing expenses. It’s also time- consuming – in February, he asked for the workers he’d need in April and was still waiting for approval this week. “This process has to be streamlined, has to work the way it’s supposed to if we’re going to rely on it,” he said. “These proposals fall way short of fixing the problems, but they’re a start. 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Wal-Mart on Monday defended its bid to open a limited-purpose bank and took aim at one of the most regularly voiced concerns about its proposal, saying it has no plans to open branches and is committed to keeping independent banks in its stores. Opponents call for rejection of Wal-Mart’s banking bid By MARCY GORDON The Associated Press WASHINGTON – Allies for once, a stream of officials from the banking industry, unions and consumer groups urged federal regulators on Monday to reject a bid by Wal-Mart Stores Inc. to expand its empire into the banking business. A company official, meanwhile, assured the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. that WalMart had no plans to compete with community banks, including bank branches located within its megastores. The first day of the firstever FDIC public hearings on a bank application drew a wave of opposition to the plans of the world’s largest retailer. Among the protesters: officials of trade groups representing banks of every type and size; unions; lawmakers; consumer and community organizations, and associations of convenience stores, grocers, retailers, real estate agents and farmers. Wal-Mart’s bid for federal deposit insurance for a state-chartered bank in Utah – which would handle the 140 million credit, debit card and electronic check payments the company processes each year – is just the camel’s nose under the tent flap, the critics said. It would be counter to the com- pany’s nature to refrain from expanding into full-scale banking with retail branches that would destroy local banks. The lone Wal-Mart executive who testified – Jane Thompson, president of Wal-Mart Financial Services – insisted that the $250 billiona-year retailer is a good corporate citizen in the communities where it operates, pays its employees fair wages and complies strictly with laws and regulations. The company insists that consumers and retail banks have nothing to fear and is pledging to stay out of branch banking and consumer lending. Some 300 institutions operate branches in 1,150 WalMart stores and the company says it doesn’t want to compete with them. “Wal-Mart is absolutely and unequivocally committed not to engage in branch banking,” Thompson told FDIC Chief Operating Officer John F. Bovenzi and two other agency officials, seated at a dais in an auditorium before some 70 people. She said the parent company would buttress the new bank “and will formally commit to protecting the bank against loss and maintaining its capital.” Bentonville, Ark.-based Wal-Mart already is too big, op- ponents say, with 3,900 stores nearly saturating the U.S. market and unrivaled dominance – accounting for an estimated 10 percent of the U.S. retail economy. That means a WalMart bank could pose a risk to the country’s financial system, and potentially to taxpayers, they say. “Given Wal-Mart’s massive scope and international dealings, it is not possible to rule out a financial crisis within the company that could damage the bank and severely disrupt the flow of payments throughout the financial system,” said Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones, D-Ohio, who heads a group of lawmakers opposed to the company’s application. “The potential losses to the FDIC are staggering. Our country is extremely fortunate that Enron and WorldCom did not own banks.” A few witnesses spoke in Wal-Mart’s favor: officials of the American Financial Services Association, which represents credit card issuers and other consumer lenders, and the Salvation Army and the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. Supporters say a move by Wal-Mart into banking would benefit consumers by lowering fees and prices in an industry needing more vigorous competition. 8 Tuesday, April 11, 2006 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian Eric McCormack is saying a Movie studios ‘Grace-ful’ goodbye to ‘Will’ try to keep us in the dark By JOE DZIEMIANOWICZ New York Daily News (KRT) MICHAEL GOULDING | ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER| KRT Debra Messing and Eric McCormack of “Will & Grace” at the 53rd annual Emmy Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday, Nov. 4, 2001. ENTERTAINMENT CALENDAR Today Spring Jazz Concert Griffin Concert Hall 7:30 p.m. Art Exhibit: 38 of 50: Capitol Embroidery 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Fort Collins Museum of Contemporary Art Art Exhibit: “The Last Supper” 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Fort Collins Museum of Contemporary Art “Finding Place: Life in Ritual,” an exhibition 10 a.m. Fort Collins Museum of Contemporary Art Death by Stereo with Casket Life and Letters to the Front Aggie Theatre 8 p.m. $8 Sk8 and snow videos The Starlight Spare Parts with Josh Lange Conor O’Neill’s 9:30 p.m. Bob Purcelle and the Outriders Band The Sundance Wednesday, April 12 Champagne Breakfast Conor O’Neill’s 9:30 a.m. TUESDAY SPECIAL Mon-Sat: 10am-7pm Sun: 11am-5pm 810 S. College New Spring Clothing from Blue Sky and others on sale everyday 484-3710 BUY 1, GET 1 FREE TUBE CSU Lory Student Center (Lower Level North) 970.491.9555 www.recycled-cycles.com Valid only on Tuesdays! Chamber Music Showcase Griffin Concert Hall 7:30 p.m. Tuesday April 10 “Invisible Children” Edwards Hall would like to invite you to attend a showing of the movie Invisible Children, followed by a short presentation from CSU’s own Joyce Acen. She will speak about her experiences in Uganda and answer questions. 8 p.m. Edwards Basement The final chapter of “Will & Grace” will be the end of the line as far as for co-stars Eric McCormack and Debra Messing working together. For good. “That’s what TV does today,” McCormack said. The Emmy-winning actor believes that, after eight years, audiences just won’t buy them together unless they’re playing their “Will & Grace” characters attorney Will Truman and decorator Grace Adler. “People used to watch the same couple fall in love in four different movies, but Debra and I will never have that,” he said. “That’s part of the reason the next few weeks will be so sad.” McCormack and company shot the second-to-last episode of “Will & Grace” the week before last. “The final episode has been written, but that’s all I’m saying,” he said, clamming up when asked about the futures of Truman and company. The sitcom wraps up its eight-year run on NBC with an hour-long finale airing May 18. And, no, McCormack won’t be watching the show’s last installment with Messing and the rest of the “W&G” cast. He will be on stage of the Lucille Lortel Theatre in the Village, where he is set to co-star in Neil LaBute’s dark comedy “Some Girl(s).” Co-stars for the play’s five-week run include Fran Drescher (“The Nanny”) and Maura Tierney (“ER”). McCormack portrays a man who visits four ex-girlfriends before taking the marriage plunge – a bit of a stretch from gay lawyer Will Truman. He pursued the part on the recommendation of Messing, who’d been offered a role but turned it down. “She said, ‘If there ever was a part I’d like to see you play after Will, it would be this,’” he said, adding that going from prime-time TV to Off-Broadway “is the biggest pay cut in history.” Sneak Preview: American Dreamz The Association for Student Activity Programming will present a sneak preview of the film “American Dreamz”. 7 p.m. LSC Theater Swing Dancing The Swing Dance Society at CSU is offering lessons and dancing. 7:15 p.m. Free By TERRY LAWSON Knight Ridder Newspapers The most popular film critic in the United States last week was Roger Moore of The Orlando Sentinel; his review of the comedy “The Benchwarmers” ran in lots of newspapers, including the Detroit Free Press, because Moore secured the only opening-day review. While critics in other cities were disinvited from early screenings, or told those screenings had been canceled, Moore never got the message. He showed up at the screening and did his job – reviewing the movie about grown-up geeks who play Little League baseball. He did this so his review could be published on Friday, the traditional day for reviews. Incensed executives at Sony Pictures, learning that their marketing strategy of hiding the movie from reviewers had been thwarted, claimed Moore disguised himself to get into the theater. He did no such thing. The local representative in Orlando simply failed to rescind Moore’s invitation and had thoughtfully saved him a seat in a roped-off press row. A wiser PR department might have lifted that ban on reviewers, understanding that some reviewer, somewhere, would have undoubtedly defended the poop-and-puke jokes of “The Benchwarmers.” But Sony chose instead to play Smear the Critic, and usually that’s pretty easy to get away with. After all, nobody feels sorry for movie critics – except other movie critics. The studios like critics only when they are writing about movies like “Brokeback Mountain” or “The Full Monty,” films that never would have made a penny without overwhelmingly positive reviews. The real issue is what one studio executive calls a “shifting paradigm.” For decades, the studios routinely prescreened 95 percent of their films for critics, at least those in cities with large populations. The studios believed that even bad publicity is publicity, and besides, some portion of the movie going audience is suspicious of opinion-givers they consider to be partial to high-brow fare. That’s changing, said the studio exec, and the numbers support it. January to early April is the time when the studios dump their worst junk. In that period last year, only two films were not pre-screened. So far this year, 11 movies have been withheld. When that happens, papers like this one, which endeavors to review every film in the same spirit of fairness and completeness that compels our sports department to send a reporter to every pro game, publish reviews on Saturday, on the Web only, or – in the case of an increasing number of newspapers – not at all. So who cares? Movies like “The Benchwarmers” are routinely referred to as “critic-proof,” meaning the reviews have no effect on the intended audience. The studio assumes these moviegoers don’t care about someone else’s opinion, don’t read reviews or maybe don’t even read at all.As with most blanket assumptions, there is probably some truth in that. Yet the very same studios pat themselves on the back when unscreened movies like “Madea’s Family Reunion” top the box office charts, bragging that their refusal to subject those films to potentially negative reviews was responsible for their success. The studios want it both ways. The studio-critic relationship when it comes to reviews is built on a tenuous business model. In exchange for the press’ gentleman’s agreement to “quarantine” reviews until the day a movie is available to ticket buyers, the studios show the films early enough for us to have reviews on opening day. Critics who breach this agreement are barred from future screenings – unless you are Time or Newsweek or a Web site like Ain’t It Cool News, which barter coverage for access and offer reviews before films open. When high-profile movies like “Batman Begins” offer midnight screenings on Thursdays, the studios “allow” reviews to run on Thursday, knowing it will be to their benefit. If newspapers wanted to play hardball with the studios, they could. They could hold reviews until after opening day for movies that are dependent on them, say “Capote,” released by another division of Sony. 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Junior Derrick Whiting finished tied SPORTS ALMANAC Today Denver Nuggets vs. Portland Trailblazers, Portland, Ore., 8 p.m. (Altitude TV) Tuesday Baseball vs. Western Nebraska Community College, Ram Field, 3 p.m. Colorado Eagles vs. Oklahoma City Blazers, Oklahoma City, Okla., for 37th and senior Nate Pettitt finished tied for 44th. Junior Aaron Weston finished tied for 50th to round out the individual scores. Senior Kevin McAlpine played the first and third rounds in the tournament but had to withdraw in the second round. He did not place. Despite the final placing, head coach Jamie Bermel said he was pleased with his team’s performance. “We played pretty solid,” Bermel said. “We beat some teams that are top 25, so it was a solid performance.” Bermal was impressed with the great shape the Kartsen Golf Course was in for the tournament. The weather was perfect for golf and the rough on the course was thick but definitely good for some low scores. The men take off to Provo, Utah, later this week to compete in the Cougar Classic, hosted by BYU. “We are only home for a couple days this week, so we need to fine tune some things,” Bermel said. “This a big tournament for us.” Grant Meech can be reached at sports@collegian. com. 6:05 p.m. Colorado Avalanche vs. Phoenix Coyotes, Pepsi Center, 6 p.m. (Altitude TV) Colorado Rockies vs. Arizona Diamondbacks, Phoenix, Ariz., 7:40 p.m. (FSN TV) Wednesday Colorado Eagles vs. Oklahoma City Blazers, Budweiser Events Center, 7:05 p.m. Denver Nuggets vs. Utah Jazz, Salt Lake City, Utah, 7 p.m. (Altitude TV) Colorado Rockies vs. Arizona Diamondbacks, Phoenix, Ariz., 7:40 p.m. (FSN TV) Thursday Colorado Avalanche vs. Calgary Flames, Pengrowth Saddledome, 7 p.m. (Altitude TV) Colorado Rockies vs. Arizona Diamondbacks, Phoenix, Ariz., 7:40 p.m. (FSN TV) No DNA connections in Duke rape case By TIM WHITMIRE The Associated Press DURHAM, N.C. – DNA testing failed to connect any members of the Duke University lacrosse team to the alleged rape of a stripper, attorneys for the athletes said Monday. Citing DNA test results delivered by the state crime lab to police and prosecutors a few hours earlier, the attorneys said the test results prove their clients did not sexually assault and beat a stripper hired to perform at a March 13 team party. No charges have been filed in the case. “No DNA material from any young man was present on the body of this complaining woman,” said defense attorney Wade Smith. The alleged victim, a 27-year-old student at a nearby college, told police she and another woman were hired to dance at the party. The woman told police that three men at the party dragged her into a bathroom, choked her, raped her and sodomized her. Authorities ordered 46 of the 47 players on Duke’s lacrosse team to submit DNA samples. Because the woman said her attackers were white, the team’s sole black player was not tested. District Attorney Mike Nifong stopped speaking with reporters last week after initially talking openly about the case, including stating publicly that he was confident a crime oc- To place an ad: CLA SSIF IED S 970-491-1686 Office Hours: 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Monday - Friday Deadline to submit ads: 4 p.m. day prior to publication All classified ads also appear online at www.collegian.com 9 ‚Ph one:(970)491-1686 ‚Fax:(970)491-1690 ‚O ffice:Lory Stu dent C enter LowerLevel,Sou th E nd ‚M ail:Lory Stu dent C enter,Box 13 Fort C ollins,C O 80523 ‚E -M ail: classads@ lam ar.colostate.edu “No DNA material from any young man was present on the body of this complaining woman.” Wade Smith defense attorney curred. He went on to say he would have other evidence to make his case should the DNA analysis prove inconclusive or fail to match a member of the team. Smith said Nifong now has the evidence needed to change his mind. “He doesn’t have to do it,” Smith said of filing charges. “He is a man with discretion. He doesn’t have to do it, and we hope that he won’t.” Nifong’s assistant said earlier Monday the prosecutor would not comment on the findings. North Carolina Central University, where the alleged victim is a student, said after the results were released that the prosecutor would appear at a campus forum on Tuesday to discuss the case. Attorney Joe Cheshire, who represents one of the team’s captains, said the report indicated authorities took DNA samples from all over the alleged victim’s body, including under her fingernails, and from her possessions, such as her Rates: cell phone and her clothes. “They swabbed about every place they could possibly swab from her, in which there could be any DNA,” he said. Cheshire said even if the alleged attackers used a condom, it’s likely there would have been some DNA evidence found suggesting an assault took place. He said in this case, the report states there was no DNA on her to indicate that she had sex of any type recently. “The experts will tell you that if there was a condom used they would still be able to pick up DNA, latex, lubricant and all other types of things to show that – and that’s not here,” Cheshire said. Stan Goldman, who teaches criminal law, evidence and criminal procedure at Loyola Law School in Los Angeles, said the DNA results don’t mean that Nifong can’t go forward with the case – but the test results make a successful prosecution much harder. “Isn’t the absence of DNA evidence, given the way the victim has described the crime, in and of itself almost enough to raise a reasonable doubt?” he said. “That’s all the defense has to do.” Robert Archer, whose son, Breck, is a member of the lacrosse team, said the test results only confirmed for parents what they already knew. “I know the kids on the team and I know they’re innocent,” said Archer, of East Quogue, N.Y. 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YOU’VE GOTTA SEE THESE REMOLED HOUSES. Only two left! 4 Bdrms Near CSU. Immediate Vacancy, Fall Preleasing. www.rentals4you.com 303-667-4023. Garden level. Near CSU. 1 bdrm, large kitchen. W/D, 1 year lease, $475/mo, deposit $400. Avail August 1st. 6867340 or 391-6495. *3 bdrm, 2 bath w/ hot tub. 25 bdrms, 2 bath, pool, sauna & bar. Great properties close to campus. Pre-leasing for August. www.kwinmanagement.com, 970-980-4747. Horses welcome. Pre-leasing two 1 bdrm units, including stall and turnout $650 +util. 10 min to CSU 970-4811449. NEW CONDO FOR RENT, NEAR CSU All locations, all sizes, all price ranges. 970-402-0382. 3 bdrm, 3.5 bath, A/C, W/D, D/W, garage, on bus route, water & cable included, $1375/mo, 970-310-0555. RAMS PARK FOR LESS!!! OLD TOWN 2 & 3 bdrm, newly remodeled. Yard, behind Tony’s. $700/mo. 970-988-5124, after 5pm, 303-883-1845. ON SPRING CREEK BIKE PATH Newer town homes. 3-4 bdrm, 2 bath. $1,100. Preleasing for August. 970-2262046. HOUSES FOR RENT! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 bdrm homes avail. All properties include free high speed internet, lawn care & all appliances. Beat the rush & reserve your next home now. Visit us online www.szqualityhomes.com, or call Nate 402-2588. Leasing for 6/1 and 8/1. 4-5 bdrm houses for rent. Close to campus. Great condition. Call Aaron 970-310-7457. Pre-leasing almost new 3 bdrm town home. 3 levels, 2.5 bath, W/D, A/C, new kitchen, fully carpeted, near trails, CSU stadium, bus, club house privileges. Water, trash, 2 parking spots incl. $990/mo + utils. Avail Aug 1. Josh, 303-817-1936. !ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED! Free cable and high speed Internet. 4, 5 bdrm quality houses. Near CSU, W/D. www.colostaterentals.com. 224-3656, 581-3277. Huge 4- 5 bdrm, 2 bath, all appliances, PRIVATE LANDLORD, EASY TO WORK WITH. Pets ok, close to campus, garage. $1400/mo. 303525-9223. PRE-LEASING FOR FALL & SUMMER 493-7923 or 219-6214 Old Town. Pets Nego. W/D. *2 bdrm home. $795. *2 bdrm apartment. $690. *4 bdrm, 2 bath, updated, clean, near Roger Park. $1195. NEAR EDORA PARK Pre-lease for August. Town home. 4 bdrm, 2 bath. Starting $750. 970-2262046. RENTING MADE EASY WITH KRIS TICNOR 3 bdrm, 2 bath town home style units. Walk-in closets, BBQ deck, W/D, D/W, and much more. Clean, well maintained college rentals. Very close to campus! WWW.GLENMOORDRIVE.C OM. $1025/mo for 1-year lease or $1100/mo for 10month lease. 970-482-5129, 970-420-9126. PRELEASE FOR AUG Downtown. Modern. 3 bdrm, 3 bath. Close to CSU + Old Town. Immaculately cared for. Only $900. May or August. 224-0852. thebrandtcompany.com. 1206 Elm. 5 bdrm, 2 bath, fenced yard. 1.2 miles from campus. Pets nego. $1200/mo. Avail Aug 1st. 229-0732 2 houses avail 5/1. Both have 2 car garage, W/D, fenced yard. $1500/mo, first month’s rent and security deposit required. 4 bdrm 3 bath, near campus. 5 bdrm 2 bath. Sauna, and bar. Horsetooth and Timberline. 970-308-5768. 4 bdrm, 4 bath. $1500/ house or $300/ room. Backyard, W/D, near campus/ village west. Joe: 213-841-3680. 3 bdrm, 1 bath, 1.5 car garage, quiet, W/D, avail 6/1 or 8/1, $1050/mo. 229-9216. 3 BDRM 1 BATH HOUSE Premiere housing & great customer service! We are leasing for Summer & Fall now! Contact me to set your showing. Start early and reserve you prime property for next year. Visit us at our website: www.myfortcollinshome.com Call me: :)689-8803. Studio apartment, great view, W/D, lots of storage, horse boarding avail. $450/mo plus deposit, pets ok. 970-3104280. SUMMER SUBLEASE 1 bdrm duplex avail June & July. Pets ok. 1.5 miles from CSU, 2 blocks from City Park. $525/mo. OBO. 2316882. SUMMER/ FALL 5 bdrm, 2 bath, & 4 bdrm, 2 bath, close to campus, W/D, garage, yard, pets ok. www.rentfoco.com, 5968600. LAMB PROPERTIES Immac. 3 bdrm apt. Furnished, A/C, Fireplace, W/D, D/W, disposal, cable incl., balcony. Great Location! Below market rent!! $990/mo (ask about single bedrooms) (970)691-1049. PRE LEASING QUALITY HOMES FOR NEXT SUMMER & FALL HOUSE FOR RENT 5 bdrm, 2 bath. Blks from campus, hardwood floors, large private yard, W/D. 970-2197280. PRELEASING FOR JUNE 1ST OR AUGUST 1ST Near campus, new, 2 bdrm, 2 bath, 3 bdrm, 3 bath, W/D, high speed internet access, water and some cable TV paid, cat or small dog ok. $320-450/ mo/ room. 2260650. SUPER HOUSE HALF OFF First month w/ signed lease 3 bdrms w/ 2 car garage/ opener, A/C, fireplace/ insert, BIG covered deck, great yard 2 1/2 mi. to campus on west side. $1050/mo. Pets nego. Pre-lease for August 1, Kathy 303-973-1430, or Matt 970495-0092. Town home with game room/ pool table, 3 bdrms, 2.5 bath, W/D, D/W, no pets, garage, $1000/mo +deposit, Call 303-489-6330. VANTAGE PROPERTIES 1-6 bdrm houses, condos & town homes. 1-2 blocks to CSU. All price ranges!!! Avail Aug 1. 419-8384. Just remodeled. Granite. New bath. New wood floors. 3 car garage. $1200/mo. 481-8712. CLOSE TO FOOTHILLS AND TRAILS. NEWLY REMODELED 3 bdrm, 2 bath garage, D/W, W/D, big fenced yard, lots of trees, pets nego. Avail Aug 1st, 988-4516. 3 BDRM 2 BATH HOUSE IN OLD TOWN Beautiful must see! Stainless appliances. Granite countertops, new wood floors, garage. $1400/mo. 4818712. 3 bdrm, 2 baths. 2 car garage, W/D, F/P, 3 decks. In LaPorte. $1100/mo. 3084871. 3 bdrm, garage, fenced yard, pets ok. Avail June 1. 616 Eric St. $900/mo. 308-4871. 3+ bdrm, 2 bath, W/D, garage, fenced yard, pets nego. Avail 6/1, 8/1. $1195. 226-3361. 4 bdrm, 2 bath, 1200 Ash. W/D, lawn care provided, No smoking/ pets, $1380/mo +deposit. 215-0411 or 2219268. 4 bdrm, 2 bath. 1209 Village Ln. W/D, lawn care provided, No smoking/ pets, $1350/mo +deposit. 215-041, 2219268. 4 bdrm, 2 bath, 1213 Village Lane. W/D, lawn care provied No somking/ pets $1380/mo. +deposit. 215-0411or 2219268. 4 bdrm, 2 bath, close to CSU. Awesome house! $1300/mo +utils, avail Aug 1. 970-420-9767. 10 Tuesday, April 11, 2006 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian To place an ad: CLA SSIF IED S 970-491-1686 Office Hours: 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Monday - Friday Deadline to submit ads: 4 p.m. day prior to publication All classified ads also appear online at www.collegian.com ‚Ph one:(970)491-1686 ‚Fax:(970)491-1690 ‚O ffice:Lory Stu dent C enter LowerLevel,Sou th E nd ‚M ail:Lory Stu dent C enter,Box 13 Fort C ollins,C O 80523 ‚E -M ail: classads@ lam ar.colostate.edu HOUSES HOUSES CONDOS CONDOS 4 bdrm, 2 bath, newly remodeled. Pets nego. Close to campus. $1300/mo avail fall semester. 970-223-2161. SWEET HOUSE FOR RENT! 1 female for new 3 bdrm condo. W/D, water, cable incl. $395 +1/3 utils. 970412-4888. WALK TO CAMPUS 4 bdrm, 2 bath. W/D, D/W, CSU 6 blocks. $1250, Aug 1st (optional $1000/mo MayJuly) +deposit + utils. Screen porch. Nice! 495-9914. 4 BDRM, $960/MO Best for 3, W/D, D/W, fenced yard, across from campus. 690-0252. 407 Tedmon. 4 bdrm, 1.5 bath, fenced yard, 1 mile from campus, pets nego. $900/mo. Avail Aug 1st. 2290732. 5 bdrm house, good location, new bath and kitchen, price nego. Call 303-210-0378. 5 BEDROOM HOUSES FOR RENT 5 bdrm, 2 bath. W/D, deck, fenced yard, wood floors, pets ok, 2 car garage, 3 living rooms, 2 F/P. On bus route, near stadium. 1524 Cedarwood, 2600sqft. $1650. 402-4748. 5 bdrm, 3 bath. W/D, backs to open space, 2 living rooms. 1 car, large home. 704 Kimball. $1500. Kevin@ 970-402-4748. BY CSU 3 bdrm, 2 bath, 2 living areas, pets nego. W/D, D/W, $895/mo. 493-8266. CLOSE TO CAMPUS 5 bdrm, 2 bath. W/D, on bus route. $1750/mo +utils. 303652-2778, 720-938-5984. HORSE PROPERTY 10 acres, 4 bdrm, 1.5 bath. $1500 or $375/room. 970218-1335. Hot tub, fenced yard, and A/C at this bright, sunny 4 bdrm, 2 bath house near campus. Just remolded bathrooms, W/D, sunroom, N/S, pets nego. $1200/mo + $1200 deposit. (970)2316284. JUNE 1 3 bdrm, 1.5 bath, garage, hardwood, W/D, F/P, fenced yard, D/W. $1100/mo, 2143043. Bar, hot tub, 4 bdrm, 2 bath, 1.5 miles from CSU. $1420/mo. Jen 310-8216. SWIMMING POOL 4 bdrm, 2 bath. Drake & Shields. W/D, D/W, 2 car garage, fenced yard. $350/ room. 970-215-9555. APARTMENTS $700/mo, incls water & trash. Heatheridge Condos. Aug lease. 2 bdrm, 2 bath. Spencer- 720-272-8153. 1 bdrm +den, 1/2 block to CSU, $450 + $75 flat rate utils. Summer only avail June 1st. Call 419-8394. 2 BDRM, 2 BATH Wood burning F/P, Central air/ heat, D/W, disposal, parking, pet friendly. $645. Now Preleasing Call for Specials Sunray Place Apts 224-3008 www.sunrayapartments.com. 2 bdrm with W/D, F/P, walk to CSU. Avail June 1. $750/mo. Call 308-4871. 2 bdrm. New furnishings. W/D, cable, internet. $439/ room. Available May 1st. 310-7664 or 307-575-2942. 3 bdrm $995/mo, 2 bdrm $800/mo, and 1 bdrm $600/mo, 518 Remington, W/D, utils incl, 217-7666, 227-7632. AVAILABLE AUGUST 1ST (OR JUNE 1ST) Classy 3 bdrm with fireplace. For non-smokers with no pets. Near campus in quiet neighborhood. $900/ mo +utils. For showing call 4844518. 2 bdrm, 1/2 block to CSU, 2 bdrm, new club house, summer only avail June. Starting at $495. Call 419-8394. CHARMING VINTAGE 1 bdrm, avail June 1st. Oak floors, lots of windows, next to campus, $525/mo utils incl. Steve 430-0407. OLD TOWN HOUSE Newly remodeled 3 bdrm, 2 bath, W/D, D/W, N/P. Super nice. $1,100/mo, avail now. 970-980-7040. OLD TOWN HOUSES Prelease for May/ Aug. 1- 4 bdrms. Wood floors, fenced yard, garage option. Close to DT & CSU. Price negotiable. Call for details. Local, easy going landlord. 303-9297007. SPACIOUS 4 BDRM, 2 BATH HOUSE 1212 Nez Perce Way. Garage, W/D, D/W, deck, large yard. Pet friendly! $1295/mo. Avail May 1st. 420-7415. Pool, hot tub, 24 hour fitness center. Open house Mon,Tues,Thurs,Fri 9am6pm, Wednesday 10am7pm, Saturday 10am- 5pm. No app fees or deposit required. 1020 Wabash St, 377-2077. 2 bdrm, 1 bath. Avail June 1st. Close to campus. Cable, water, W/D. $700/mo. Contact Jason 227-2565. 4 bdrm, 2 bath. 1/2 block to CSU, walk to Old Town. $500 signing bonus. Avail 8/1. Call 218-2396. 3 BDRM 3 BATH NICE TOWNHOME 2 min from campus. 2 car garage, A/C, W/D, all appliances, F/P, loft, quiet neighborhood. Avail July 1, $1200. 970-686-2232. 3 bdrm, 2 bath, avail 8/1, 6 blocks west of campus, W/D, D/W, A/C, carport, storage, pool, small pets ok, $900/mo. 215-4769. 3 BLOCKS TO CSU & CITY PARK Large updated 3 bdrm, 1.5 bath condo. W/D. Lots of parking. On bus route. No pets please, new carpet. 1st month FREE. Avail. May or August. $780/ mo. Tari 303241-6449. CONDOMINIUM FOR RENT Spacious 2- story unfurnished condominium with 3 bdrm, 2.5 bath, single car garage, unfurnished basement for storage, W/D, and large family room for rent. Condominium is 2 years old and is located 2 miles west if campus on Elizabeth close to Hughes Stadium. Rent is $1425/mo (incl all utils except Internet access and telephone) and requires a $1125 security deposit. N/P and N/S. If interested or need additional info please call 303-790-8588. FOR RENT 2 BDRM 2 BATH PROSPECT & SHIELDS Excellent condition/ location, 5 min, walk to campus/ shopping. $725/mo. Call 225-8075 for more info! Large 2 bdrm, 2 bath. A/C, W/D, D/W, 1yr lease, from June 1st or Aug. 1st. $795/mo. 970-635-9885. JUST ACROSS LAUREL PROSPECT AND SHIELDS 2 bdrm, 1 bath. Central Air, 1/2 block from CSU. $425/mo no deposit. Windy 318-5009 or Jeff 402-6593. WALK TO CSU & OLD TOWN 1 bdrm. D/W, coin laundry, pets ok. $500/mo incl utils, avail Aug 1st. 831-247-3388. 3+ bdrms, 3.5 bath town house, W/D, F/P, garage, pets nego. 3025 W. Elizabeth. Avail 6/1. $1050. Water paid. 226-3361. 4 bdrm town home, <1 mile to campus/ park, W/D, avail 6/1 yard, $1200/mo 4201381. Recently remodeled 900 sqft 1 bdrm apartment. Oak floors throughout. Sits high above College Ave. Overlooking CSU campus. $700/mo incl most utils. Avail June 1st. Steve 430-0407. FANTASIC PENTHOUSE LOFT TOWN HOUSES 3 bdrm, 2 bath. 1/2 block to CSU. Walk to Old Town. $1200/mo. Avail 8/1. Call 218-2396. 2 bdrm, 2 bath, 2 story, immaculate! W/D, F/P, pool. $800/mo, avail June 1. 970690-0252. NEW 3 bdrm, 2 full bath, covered parking, condo, 2133 Krisron #E105, @ Timberline & Drake, N/P, N/S, refrigerator, W/D, microwave, F/P, pool, high-spd internet ready, multi- phone ready, wheel chair accessible, security/ fire systems, walk to shopping. $1050/mo. 970-613-9876. JUNE 1 5 bdrm 2 bath. Close to campus, hardwood floors, W/D, fenced yard, parking, $1400/mo. 214-3043. 1, 2, 3 BDRM BEAUTIFUL CONDOMINIUMS Top corner bright condo, 2 Bdrm, 2 Bath, Balcony, A/C, W/D, F/P 303-770-4477. 2 bdrm 2 bath, W/D, D/W, A/C , No pets, 12 month lease. Avail June,$875/mo 224-9358. Spectacular condo near Centerra, 2 bdrm 2 bath, oversize garage, A/C, F/P, W/D, private courtyard. $875/mo +util 215-0440. BEAUTIFUL TOWN HOUSE 2 oversized bdrms, 3 bath. W/D, F/P, skylight, storage. Close to CSU. Cat okay. June 1 and Aug 1. $795/ mo. (Extra for 3) 482-2123, 4820841, 227-3056. ROOMMATE WANTED *$250/MO 1 bdrm in 5 bdrm, 2 bath, M/F, Internet, 1 month deposit. Near King Soopers on Taft, on bus stop. 5563335. ***ROOMMATE WANTED*** Avail. 8/1. 4 bdrm, 2 bath house. Preferred female prevet/ animal lover. W/D, D/W, recently remodeled, Close to campus. $400/ mo +1/3 utils. Lease through 6/1 or 8/1. Call Molly 309-840-1076. 1 bdrm in 3 bdrm house. Across from campus. W/D, DSL. Utilities inluded. $400/mo. 970-471-2361. 1 bdrm in 3 bdrm. S/W area. $300/ mo incl. utils. N/S. N/P. Brenda 223-3390. 1 bdrm in 4 bdrm house until 7/31. Female roommate ASAP. Rent is $301.25. 970581-7871. 1 OR 2 ROOMMATES WANTED 1 or 2 roommates for Aug needed to live in huge house with huge yard. Old roommates are graduating. W/D, $325/mo. Call Will 720-3087554. 1 room in nice 3 bdrm house. Great location, new appliances. $275/mo +utils, small deposit flexible lease. Please call 215-6525 (Molly). ROOM IN HOUSE FOR RENT. Spacious, 2 story, large house, large yard. Pets ok. $300-$350. Sean 970402-6709. 2 rooms avail in great 4 bdrm home, D/W, W/D, N/P, big back yard, $340/mo 970310-8013, 847-899-9600. 3 bdrms avail in 5 bdrm house. Students welcome. Rent from $360. N/P. Jason at 215-7352. Free horse board with rent. Large room in farm house, 5 miles north of Old Town, W/D, D/W, pets welcome, lots of room to play, $300/mo with deposit +utils. 970-310-4280. 5 bdrm empty house, 1-2 bdrms avail summer, $300/mo/ room nego, utils incl, pets ok. 307-221-5928. 970.482.1054 1117 CITY PARK AVE. WWW.RAMSCROSSING.COM Cambridge House Apartments Leasing Now Pre mer m u S r fo & Fall! 2 Bedroom Apartments Low Flat Rate Utilities Brand New Clubhouse Starting at $525 • A GREAT PLACE TO LIVE • Right Across From Campus 1113 W. Plum • Call 419-8394 www.cambridgeapts.com ROOMMATE WANTED HORSE LOVER WANTED! Equine Science student and dog looking for a roomate(s) to house hunt with. Email: dmnprd2btxn@hotmail.com. A Great Place • A Great Price • 146 Extra Large Updated Studios, 1-2 Bedrooms. • Furnished & Unfurnished • Decks • Patios • AC • 5 Modern Laundry Facilities • Swimming Pool • Secure Buildings Available • Free Comcast Cable • Fixed Utility Fee ($60-$140) • Park Like Setting • Pet Friendly • 30 Brand New Flats, Lofts & Penthouse Lofts • Designer Kitchen & Bathrooms • Decks • Patios • AC • • Washer/Dryer in each unit • Swimming Pool • Advanced Security Systems • Free Comcast Cable & Internet • Fixed Utility Fee ($100-$150) • Beautiful Views & More • No Pets Pricing $440-$660 Pricing $550-$950 Sign A Lease before April 20 & Avoid Rent Increases! G EASIN P R E-L FALL R FO R UMME AN D S Paym ent O ptions: ‚30¢ perword,perday, C LASSIF IE D LIN E AD S 15 word m inim u m RE QU IRE PRE -PAYM E N T ‚3 pu blicationsorm ore,25¢ Th e C ollegian accepts: perword perday (Best Bu y) ‚C ash ‚M oney O rders ‚Bold Type -20¢ perword ‚IM O ‚PersonalC h ecks (increase you rvisibility!) ‚Visa,M astercard ‚Graph ic † $1.20/D ay and D iscover WANTED EMPLOYMENT EMPLOYMENT Front Range Recreation is hiring lifeguards and pool managers for this summer in the Parker, Englewood, Littleton, Aurora, Centennial and Erie areas. Call 303-6170221 for application and details. CARPET CLEANING TECH PLAY SPORTS! HAVE FUN! SAVE MONEY! P/T, F/T. Will train. DL required. Pre-employment background check, drug test. 207-0510. Maine camp needs fun loving counselors to teach land/ water sports. Great summer! Call (888) 844-8080, Apply: www.campcedar.com. ADOPTION EQUINE SCIENCE INTERNSHIPS: June: huge house campus west area, internet, pets nego. $355/mo. Call Suzy 9 7 0 - 2 7 4 - 1 6 5 4 , suzy_barr@yahoo.com. Warm and Loving Couple Hoping to Adopt a Little miracle. www.achild2love.com, 1-(888)-768-4748. Mature CSU students wanted for great house, Taft Hill/ Prospect area. W/D, A/C, N/S, N/P. Each has own contract. $395/mo. 303-7762829. ABC SELF STORAGE LLC Make a difference this summer at Flying ‘G’ Ranch overnight camp in the mountains SW of Denver. Teach basic skills & lead trail rides; learn barn management & basic vet care. May 21August 7. Training, competitive salary, housing, meals, health insurance, travel & end-of-season bonuses. Apply online at www.girlscoutsmilehi.org/ca mpjobs. MALE WANTED Need a place for summer? 1 bdrm in 4 bdrm house. Avail 5/15, end 7/31. May free, $325/mo incl utils. 3 chill roommates. Mark 303905-7002. Newer private bdrm/ bath. Near campus, W/D, highspeed access, cable TV, cat ok. $320-375/mo. 226-0650. POOL Master bdrm +full bath in 3story town home. W/D. Cool people. By stadium. $400/mo. 970-222-0685. RETURNING FROM INTERNSHIP Quiet guest house has two furnished room avail w/ shared bath- completely furnished w/ A/C, TV, and DSL, microwave and mini-fridge, new furniture, access to W/D free, den w/ F/P, spa, large kitchen. $400/mo, utilities free, no deposit, no contract, month-to-month, grad student preferred. N/S, M/F, N/P. Call 224-9068; 9805468 or email: acearly@cbn.net.id. Room avail in nice Timber Lane house near campus. M/F, $350/mo + share utils. Call Ryan 805-680-6843. Room for rent with private bath in 4 bdrm house, near CSU. W/D, A/C, $399/mo + utils. 303-707-1551. ROOMMATE WANTED 1 bdrm in 3 bdrm w/ own bath. W/D, D/W, big yard, high speed internet. Quiet 1.5 miles to CSU $350/mo +utils. 970-412-7170. Avail ASAP, no rent till May 1st. ROOMMATE WANTED 4 bdrm, 2 bath, 2-car, big back yard. Cool roomates. Summer avail. W/D. $425/mo utils incl. Off campus. 303717-2139. Roommate wanted 6 blks to college. Quiet & clean, N/P. $250/mo + utills. 970-5322573. ROOMMATE WANTED IN 4 BDRM/ 3 BATH HOUSE $400 includes utilities. Want someone to share a room in a beautiful house with 3 girls. Walk in closet and big room. House is located by stadium. Avail June 1st. 303-4894009. Roommate wanted. 2 bdrms avail in 4 bdrm house. Walking distance to campus. $335/mo +shared utils. 970219-5914. Rooms for rent in cute, sunny, 4 bdrm town house. 1 avail now. 3 avail 6/1. Across from Hughes. Lease nego. $300-$400/mo, $100 deposit/ room, 970-2669399. Sick of McJob? Carmel Community Living needs livein care providers to support people with developmental disabilities. This is meaningful and fun work plus housing, pay, and benefits. Great student positions! Get valuable experience serving fun people who need support in their homes and the community. Call Ben, 266-9038 x.11. Come try a job you’ll love! PROSPECT PLAZA APARTMENTS Affordable Luxury Living Rates: GREAT LOCATION! One Block From Campus Furnished Studios one bedroom and two bedrooms starting at $425 Free Cable & Parking Flat Rate Utilities Early Sign-Up Rent Specials Apartment Show Hours Everyday • 1PM to 5PM 304 W. Prospect 482-9513 | www.prospectplaza.com SERVICES 2600 South Lincoln Avenue Loveland, CO 80537-7373 (970)663-2988 abcselfstorage.com Summer Special Inside Storage 5x 10 =37.00/month 10x 10 =60.00/month 10x 20 =90.00/month 10x 25 =120.00/month 5% off for 3 month Prepay. Free Lock. Ask About Our Trucks. Want your summer body? You need an elite fitness professional. Call 303-619-2365 or 970-416-7896. brad@definitionsfitness.com RESPONSIBLE NANNY College student, tons of experience, great references, lots of availability. Call 303907-4714. LOST JUMPDRIVE Lexar Media Jumpdrive. Silver w/ long, green Colorado State keychain. If found please call 303-5504029. GOT JOB? The Career Center’s online database currently has 1400+ jobs and internships. Call 491-5707 or go to www.career.colostate.edu and register for ‘CareerRAM Student/ Alumni’ to access these today! Exclusively for CSU students and alumni. Great employment opportunity w/ local financial sales company. No experience necessary. Outstanding communication skills required! Opportunity for advancement, P/T evening. Paid nightly! 970-377-0024 (Scott or Chris). Group fitness, yoga, and pilates instructors needed. Email resumes to: management@definitionsfitness.c om or stop by Definitions. LOST CALCULATOR LAB TECHNICIAN Lost TI-89 calculator in engineering PH122 lab room, ENG. 210 on 4/4/06. $30 reward if returned with all programs intact. Please help!! Contact Mallory 970-744-1102. Biology/ Anatomy / Histology preferred. Good pay/ benefits. Flexible hours. Fax resume 4938834. Red and black Lexar Sport Jump Drive. Lost in Eddy 2 on 3/23/06. $50 REWARD IF RETURNED WITH FILES INTACT. Contact Christina 303-918-0286. EMPLOYMENT !BARTENDING! Up to $300/day. No experience necessary. Age 18+ ok. Training provided. 1-800965-6520 ext 167. ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT/ RECEPTIONIST P/T, Mon, Wed, Fri, 8 am- 5 pm. The Executive Center professional office, in Old Town Fort Collins. General office skills needed: MS Office (Word, Excel, Power Point, Outlook) Quick Books, Telephone answering. Mail resume to 123 N. College Ave. Suite 200, Ft. Collins, CO 80524, Fax 212-4739, or e-mail burt@theexecuivecenter.com BARTENDING COLLEGE 720-977-9199 •Fun jobs earn $15-35/hr. •Call today for tuition specials! •Day, evening, weekend. •Learn in actual nightclub setting- hands-on training- the only way to learn! •Call Bartending College, 1-800-Bartend. •Legal bartending age in Colorado- 18. www.bartendingcollege.com CAMP WAYNE FOR GIRLS Children’s sleep- away camp, Northeast Pennsylvania (6/17- 8/13/06) If you love children and want a caring, fun environment we need Directors and Instructors for: Tennis, Swimming (W.S.I. preferred), Golf, Gymnastics, Cheerleading, Drama, High & Low Ropes, Team Sports, Waterskiing, Sailing, Painting/ Drawing, Ceramics, Silkscreen, Printmaking, Batik, Jewelry, Calligraphy, Photography, Sculpture, Guitar, Aerobics, SelfDefense, Video, Piano. Other staff: Administrative, CDL Driver (21+), Nurses (RN’s & Nursing Students), Bookkeeper, Mothers’ Helper. On campus interviews April 19th. Select The Camp That Selects The Best Staff! Call 1-800-2793019 or apply on-line @ www.campwaynegirls.com. CHILD CARE Great opportunity to work w/ children w/ developmental disabilities. Seeking P/T child care providers includes days, evenings, weekends. Minimum 1 yr commitment. Respite Care, 207-9435. Lose like crazy. Shelley lost 31lbs. in 8 weeks. You can too! 303-292-9960. www.BeThinFast.com MANAGEMENT POSITIONS Love the outdoors? Summer jobs in Colorado mountains. Salary +housing. Internships avail. 303-791-2834. MOOT HOUSE Now hiring wait staff, must have 3 days avail. Apply within M-F, 2-4, 2626 S. College Ave. NANNY/ HOUSEHOLD ASSISTANT For 3 preschool children. Live out, F/T, flexible, non-smoker, active. P/T, F/T nanny experience required. Background, references, DMV checks will be done. Call 970-223-0672 or email resume: hhfamilynanny@yahoo.com. Opportunities avail for personal care providers for seniors. Must be patient, kind, and appreciate elders. Small home environment. 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VET TECH WANTED 2 F/T Vet Tech for small animal clinic. Closed weekends. Start training P/T mid April & F/T in May. Experience required. Call 224-2929 or fax resume to 495-6747. EARN EXTRA MONEY Students needed for market research surveys. Earn $3$20 per survey. Free to participate. For more information go to http://www.zses.com/paidres earch.html. BOHEMIAN COMPANIES A dynamic office, responsible for the management of a variety of family owned businesses and a foundation, invites you to be part of a hard working team that knows how to have fun. We are currently looking for a responsible, upbeat, teamoriented person to fill the following position: I.T. Administrative Assistant Responsibilities include but are not limited to: General administrative assistance to the I.T. Manager, documentation of software, license management, inventory, subscriptions, domain registration, warranty tracking, and purchasing for department. Other responsibilities include: Level 1 help desk support and setup and maintenance for 30+ desktop computers. This support includes virus, spam, spy-ware and malware prevention. Relevant computer support skills are a plus, but will train the right person. Qualified candidates must be proactive and have the ability to make independent decisions, within the given scope of authority, while producing high quality results. The candidate will have exceptional communication, administrative and organizational skills, as well as advanced skills with Microsoft Office- specifically Outlook, Excel, and Word. A very strong service orientation and the ability to multitask and be flexible are a must. Attention to detail and follow up is a high priority. Periodic travel is required. Please fax or mail resumes and salary requirements to: Bohemian Companies ATTN: I.T. Assistant Position 103 West Mountain Ave Fort Collins, CO 80524 (970)482-6139 (fax) Or, email in PDF form to: assistant@bohemiancompanies.c om with “ATTN: I.T. Assistant Position” in the subject line. Resumes must be received by 5pm Monday, April 17th, 2006. Resumes received after this date will not be considered. NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE. SANBORN WESTERN CAMPS: Would you like to work with horses and kids in the mountains? Wranglers needed for summer camp. Half day rides up to 5-day pack trips. Must be 21 yrs. Apply online: sanbornwesterncamps.com or call 719-689-2228. 11 Bill Amend Foxtrot Wiley Baldo Non Sequitur Cantu & Castellanos The Rocky Mountain Collegian | Tuesday, April 11, 2006 The Last Word in Astrology by Eugenia Last Joey Ungerer Jim Davis Garfield Aaron MacGruder Boondocks Happy Birthday: You have more discipline than you give yourself credit for. Stop and think about the possibilities and push yourself to reach the highest point. Travel for discovery or business opportunities appears to be prominent. Timing will be important this year so don’t ponder over something -- take action. Your numbers are 5, 16, 19, 23, 32, 37 ARIES (March 21-April 19): You will have to deal with institutions today. Visit a friend who can shed some light on your future situation. An altercation won’t solve anything but a strong opinion and persistence will. 3 stars TAURUS (April 20-May 20): An older relative is likely to have some problems that require your attention. Deal with institutions that can help resolve issues. Do something about the little things you don’t like about yourself. 5 stars GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You may be questioned about something you have been doing. Someone you thought you could count on will let you down. Emotional matters concerning social acquaintances will surface. 2 stars CANCER (June 21-July 22): New relationships will develop if you get involved in new and exciting activities or hobbies. You will be able to enlighten someone who is facing a problem because of your past experiences. Travel, romance and communications will all play a major role in making your life better. 4 stars LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Someone may try to trick you. Don’t overreact to family matters but do get to the bottom of things. You can make changes that will affect your professional future. Talk to people who can help. 3 stars VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Everything will be up in the air and difficult to decipher. Don’t let what others do infuriate you. Sudden changes regarding a partnership can be expected. Don’t be afraid to make changes. 3 stars LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): An opportunity is looking you in the face. Don’t be afraid to find out more about future prospects. Be creative with your money and investments and you will benefit. 3 stars SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Do your own follow up and you will sail through today with ease. So many things are going your way so take the initiative and go after your dreams. You can get others to listen to you today so speak up. 3 stars SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Stay put and don’t start anything you can’t finish. Exaggeration will not impress the people you are dealing with. Let others do the talking and you will find out more information that will help you with your response. 4 stars CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Put your plans into motion. Everything is turning in your favor and the chance to make headway with a project is now. Don’t worry too much about someone who tries to downplay what you are trying to do. 5 stars AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): This is not the time to jump to conclusions or overreact. If you take a wait-and-see approach you will be in a much better position when the dust settles. Refuse to get upset about emotional matters. 3 stars PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Stick to what you know and do best. Avoid anyone who tries to corner you into making a decision. Give yourself enough time to see what will unfold before you commit to anything or anyone. 3 stars RamTalk compiled by Nate Lamborn CROSSWORD • A red ship and a blue ship crashed into each other. At last report, survivors were still marooned. • Every day that I know that the comic “Baldo” exists is pure agony! Seriously, why did we get rid of “Doonesbury” again… WHY?!?! undermines your integrity. Guys are ONLY looking at you for your body. Wouldn’t you prefer them to get to know YOU? And guys: Stop gawking! Do you want other guys staring at your girlfriend, wife or even one-day daughter the way you or others look at girls? • The recent warm weather is awesome! Here’s why: 1.) It’s great for Ultimate Frisbee, 2.) We can all wear shorts again, 3.) Sunbathers. Hooray for summer!!!! • I’ve never had the urge to climb the walls of the library, but ever since the first time I set foot on campus I’ve wanted to skate the roof over the theater in the LSC. • To the sorority girls that pet the ram in the bookstore every single day: That’s awesome, and I think it needs to be a formal tradition. • After countless hours of research and many painstaking experiments, I have concluded that sleeping naked eliminates N.T.A.W.S… Night time Atomic Wedgie Syndrome. Both front and back. • Well, I’m sure glad everyone ELSE has had a renewed faith in humankind. Maybe someone could help me out by returning my iPod (with my name on it!), digital camera, driver’s license, CSU ID, cash, credit cards and my purse, … Karma’s gonna get you. • CSU Rams: To all the ladies, respect your bodies and dress appropriately in this warm weather. Wearing revealing clothes • The woodpecker is not confused, actually. He is a Northern Flicker and his hammering on the lamppost is supposed to let females know that he is the best choice of mate. The louder he sounds, the more the females want him. If I were a female Flicker, yeah, I would definitely want him. But maybe for our ears’ sake we can get him to advertise himself on RamTalk… Submit RamTalk entries to csuramtalk@hotmail.com. Libelous or obscene submissions will not be printed. While your comment will be published anonymously, you must leave your name and phone number for verification. Support your local coffee shop. We’re your neighbors! Yesterday’s Solution FREE WIRELESS INTERNET PUZZLE SPONSORED BY TACO DEL MAR Having a graduation party? Invite us! We Cater! WHAT S WR PICTUR ONG WITH THIS BURRIT E? GET A P ORK O FOR ONLY ONLY $3 AT TDM WEEK - AND .99! ONLY. T BABY! That’s HIS That’s T D M your in ner ba ja! Free soda with student ID open until 3am on weekends Locally owned and operated by a couple of CSU grads ORGANIC COFFEES HORMONE FREE MILK & EGGS 646 1/2 S. COLLEGE (970) 221-3243 CORNER OF LAUREL & COLLEGE TRY ONE OF OUR GREEN TEA SMOOTHIES -STRAWBERRY BANANA -STRAWBERRY -MANGO -PEACH -CHAI SMOOTHIES COME IN AND GET A FREE 4OZ SAMPLE WITH THIS AD Mon - Fri 6am - 8pm Sat: 7am - 5pm Sun: 7am - 5pm 12 Tuesday, April 11, 2006 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian EDITOR’S FACEOFF If I were CSU’s athletic director I would... Build a stadium on campus Sell beer at sporting events more than two bathrooms and ATMs), attendance will likely double. •Stage 2 – No more deadbeat coaches Colorado state law allows for a limited amount of CSU faculty to possess multiyear contracts. No such contracts should be given to CSU coaches with losing records. Also, according to the Office of Post Secondary Education, CSU men’s coaches earn an average of $281,207 annually while women’s coaches average $119,269. Both of these statistics need to be reduced dramatically. Use the saved money to fire and pay off any inept coaches still clinging to their contracts. These salaries represent what is wrong with America today. Executives at the top are getting overpaid for mediocre performances. Cut the pay and make the coaches earn the money. With success will come increased pay. Stage 3 – Bring club sports into the fray For some unknown reason, club sports at CSU are excelling at a level only dreamed of by the varsity athletics. Actually, maybe this makes perfect sense because they have not been brought down by the ineptitude that runs so rampant throughout the university. A cruel lesson of the near past is that the further an organization distances itself from CSU, the more likely it is to achieve success. This can be changed, however, and we should embrace our club sports cousins. Hockey, lacrosse and baseball should all become varsity athletics before the other schools in our conference pick them up and surpass our abilities. All of this is, of course, just a beginning. The process will CSU reinforced my decision to attend a university with above average Division I athletics. But now, I’m not sure what to think. I see a program that I treasure, now above any other in the college ranks, showing few signs of an upswing. It hurts. So since we are currently without an athletic director, here are a few ideas for consideration: While many people believe that money is the source of all problems, I doubt it. Pride is the basis of every successful athletic department. Boosters, alumni, Fort Collins residents all must unite. Pride in an athletic program can go a long way because pride can equate to money. Ram pride, in my experience, is sub-par. The students are OK, but clearly fair-weather fans. Men’s basketball games this year were a perfect example. When the team started 11-2, Moby Arena was a great place to be. As soon as conference play picked up, the crowd was cheering louder for the halftime show than the game. Do you think Kansas’ Phog Allen Field House had an empty seat when the Jayhawks started 3-4? Not a chance. Whether you attend CSU or once attended or if you just live in the Fort Collins community, show a little pride. So, at this point, the stadiums are full, the crowd is excited. The next thing we need to do is win. CSU teams recruit really well in most sports. But at each game, I see CSU at a disadvantage before the start. We consistently get outcoached. Hiring some wellestablished coaches would By JP EICHMILLER CSU athletics is in dire straits. To right the ship will require some fresh, forward thinking. As a first step, I would recommend following the trendy path of so many Major League Baseball teams and instead of hiring some geriatric retread, the university should employ an ambitious twenty-something – not unlike myself. Not only that, but I have dominated fantasy leagues to the point that I have been blacklisted. Now that that is out of the way, let’s get down to what it will take to make CSU an athletic juggernaut. Let me warn you that some of these changes will be painful, and that the likely expenses are going to cause ripple effects throughout the university. But worry not, future revenues will pay off any debt incurred by tenfold. •Stage 1 – To hell with Hughes The ancient, misplaced home of the Ram football team needs to be relocated to the CSU campus. Visit virtually any successful football program in the nation, and you will find a gleaming football stadium located in the heart of campus. Improvements to come with a new stadium include increased revenue from private boxes and increased seating capacity. Because the stadium will be located within walking distance (and it will house “Visit virtually any successful football program in the nation, and you will find a gleaming football stadium located in the heart of campus.” be slow, but it is too late to just worry about fixing the kitchen sink, at this point the whole house needs to be torn down and rebuilt. JP Eichmiller is the Collegian’s editor in chief. By SCOTT BONDY The glory days of CSU athletics look like a thing of the past. Mountain West championships and postseason success have lately been hard to come by. It wasn’t too long ago that I witnessed my beloved Rams go 10-3 during the regular season football schedule and advance to the Liberty Bowl. That same year, the men’s basketball team reached the NCAA tournament and played Duke in the first round. In fact, my first year at TANNER BENNETT | COLLEGIAN Athletic director Mark Driscoll announces the decision to suspend beer sales at Hughes Stadium on Sept. 17, 2004. Driscoll’s recent resignation from the athletic director position leaves a void waiting to be filled. certainly bring notoriety and money to a struggling program. While initially shelling out the big bucks may seem like a hard investment, the returns would be tremendous. Say, for example, you bring in Bob Huggins to coach the men’s basketball team. Moby would sell out every game, season tickets would fly out of the box offices and I could see a few MWC championships and postseason appearances in the near future, even if it’s just the NIT. Now we’ve got athletes, money, coaches and spirit. There are a few housekeeping matters left, however – all of which are realistic. No. 1: Move the student section in Moby Arena to one side of the court. I’m sure most students (at the least the ones interested in going to games) wouldn’t mind paying an extra $5 to sit courtside. Most of the successful basketball programs have a similar setup. The students deserve better accommodations; it’s our school, our team. No. 2: Sell beer at all sports events. Beer sales are obviously very profitable; why else would they have brought back beer to Hughes Stadium? No. 3: Have housing services work the concessions at games. Our profit margin would increase drastically. Right now, we hire outside services to work the games. Regardless of what happens, I really just hope that the athletics at CSU stops its downward spiral. I want to graduate from this institution and forever be proud to be a CSU Ram. Scott Bondy is the associate managing editor of sports and special sections. Nuggets clinch Northwest The Associated Press wh e’re iring For 2006-2007 we are looking for: Editor-In-Chief Managing Editor Design Managing Editor Visual Editor Advertising Manager Photographers Reporters Designers Copy Editors Ad Representatives DEADLINE APRIL 19 Résumé and Clips required. Most work done during the summer! Fill out an application at Student Media in the basement of The Lory Student Center. Contact us! Call 491-7513 or E-mail csumag@lamar.colostate.edu PORTLAND, Ore. – Carmelo Anthony scored 28 points to lead the Denver Nuggets to their first division title in 18 years with a 110-98 victory over the Portland Trail Blazers on Monday night. Marcus Camby added 21 points, 13 rebounds and four blocks for the Nuggets, whose last division title was in 1987- 88 when they played in the Midwest Division. Ruben Patterson scored 21 points after persuading Denver coach George Karl to let him start in his first trip to Portland since coming over from the Blazers in a four-team deal Feb. 23. Voshon Lenard and Sebastian Telfair each had 21 points for the Blazers, who tied a season-high with 24 turnovers. Lighten your course load during the fall and spring! Check out some of the summer offerings! • Business courses are open to non-business majors! Plus most of the courses for the Business minor are available. • ETCC 204 Ethnicity in Colorado, Offered May 15-June 9 • L 105 S First Year Spanish I and L 107 S First Year Spanish II • 300 and 400 level English and History courses Summer 2006 Class Schedules are available at: Registrar’s Office Lory Student Center CASA Admissions Office www.summer.colostate.edu The Nuggets, who dressed only 10 players because of injuries, entered the game needing one win or an Utah loss to clinch the Northwest Division crown. The Jazz held off the Houston Rockets, but the Nuggets pulled away from Portland in the third quarter. Denver extended a fourpoint halftime advantage into an 84-69 lead at the end of the third thanks in part to Camby’s 15 points, six rebounds and two blocks in the quarter. Lenard, who came to Portland from Denver in the Patterson deal, had his best game of the season. He played 32 minutes and helped key the Blazers’ rally in the second quarter. Starting in the place of the injured Darius Miles, Travis Outlaw had 14 points and seven rebounds for Portland. The Blazers have lost 14 of their last 15 and have the worst record in the NBA. Andre Miller had 10 points and nine assists for the Nuggets. The Nuggets were playing for the second time since rookie Julius Hodge was shot while driving on a north Denver freeway early Saturday morning. Hodge, Denver’s firstround draft pick out of North Carolina State, was released from the hospital Sunday and could return to play in two to three weeks, the team said. Patterson’s sometimes rocky stint in Portland culminated in him being suspended and held out of six games for getting in a shouting match with coach Nate McMillan during a game he refused to enter. He was clearly pleased to be starting, joking and smiling before the tip, and he made four of his first six shots, scoring nine in the first quarter. Denver went up 18-5 after a 14-0 run in which Portland allowed fast-break dunks, open jumpers and clear paths to the basket. After McMillan pulled all five starters, the Blazers rallied, cutting the lead down to 35-34 after back-to-back 3-pointers by Martell Webster and Lenard. Portland briefly took the lead before the half, but couldn’t hold it. Zach Randolph lost the ball on an in-bounds pass – Portland’s 15th turnover of the half – and Greg Buckner rushed down the court to make a finger roll before the buzzer, giving Denver a 56-52 lead.
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