Antisocial solstice Tiny house, big living in the Tetons
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Antisocial solstice Tiny house, big living in the Tetons
FREE December 24 - 30, 2014 Local & Vocal online at www.PlanetJH.com The insider’s guide to Music, Art, Events + News Read about artist Brian James on page 3. JH WEEKLY LOCAL COVER ART INITIATIVE OPINION FEATURE GET OUT This is your brain unplugged Tiny house, big living in the Tetons Antisocial solstice 4 8 21 P E RMA N E N T H AI R RE M OV AL Any area, Any hair type, Any color! Guaranteed results! 430 South Jackson Street • Jackson, Wyoming • (307) 413-2563 2 December 24 - 30, 2014 OBJECTS BUILT TO LAST METAL designs and fabricates out of, well, metal. Whether sculptural, architectural, restorative, or decorative, we provide beautiful and long-lived objects via traditional and digital processes. 800.613.6385 | WWW.METALOFFMAIN.COM l www.planetjh.com JH Weekly l Vol. 12 l Issue 51 TRAVEL GUILT-FREE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON … LOCAL COVER ARTIST Brian James CONTACT: cutlawhut@gmail.com WEBSITE: www.mirrormtn.wordpress.com Art exhibit hangs at Elevated Grounds through Jan. 15. Brian James, (a.k.a. DJ Cut la Whut) has always been passionate about art. “We live in one of the most beautiful places on earth and I find it rather easy to draw inspiration from the surrounding environment and the creative people who abound,” he said. James’s mirror mosaics, just one medium that he explores, are ever changing. “I love working with mirrors in this manner as it makes me think of perspective and view,” he explained. “Every time you look at these pieces it will be unique to the surroundings, time of day and your angle of view.” Shattering mirrors into small pieces, James assembles the gleaming mountain ranges found in many of his works piece by piece, “kind of like a puzzle with no rules,” he said. James pours anywhere from 30 to 80 hours into each piece, illuminating backgrounds with paint pen, markers, spray paint and acrylic. His first show in this medium, James says he wants to embark on large-scale commissioned projects where, presumably, he can smash even more glass and then pick up the pieces. 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Copies are distributed free every week throughout Jackson Hole and the surrounding area. If you wish to distribute JH Weekly at your business, call (307) 732-0299. ©2007 567 W. Broadway, P.O. Box 3249, Jackson, WY 83001, 307-732-0299, www.planetjh.com 4 2 8 0 W. L E E P E R • WILSON • 307-733-4331 www.planetjh.com l December 24 - 30, 2014 3 READER COMMENTS Guest Opinion Karyn Greenwood On Props and Disses, “Uphill battle won” (Snow King to charge fee for uphill travel) Skinner writes: The idea that the King is doing us a favor by allowing us access to a public forest is a joke, of course. We’ve been hiking and skiing these mountains since before there was a Snow King. In many parts of the World, free unfettered uphill access to ski slopes or side country is a guaranteed right. None needs an armband. Just ask Dr, Fleck. A King Ambassador would have been a better idea just like the one on Teton Pass (ol’ Jay). The shot across the bow at the JHMR happened a long time ago. The JHMR didn’t care. Safety has never been the King’s first priority. Ski resorts can kill all the people they want thanks to state laws that protect them from liability outside of intentional harm. Once they sell you that arm band, they can kill you without worrying about the consequences. It’s like selling you a pass with all those legal disclaimers. That’s the real reason behind the arm band. Irresponsible dog owners and the safety hazards related to winch lines or avi work are legitimate concerns but they don’t need a $7.50 arm band to raise awareness or lay down the law. Snow King regularly ignores other hazards and has done little to demonstrate a real concern for safety. The King has published uphill travel maps for many years. The King has the legal right to impose restriction and they may need to if the uphill traffic becomes a true safety hazard. Snow King’s uphill policy was working just fine with a few exceptions. Of course, 15 years ago, the bootpack up Exhibition was a lonely place. Even 10 years ago. The difference is that the once-quiet bootpack, or skin, up the King has become way too popular. Just like Teton Pass. Some of the traffic is due to the skimo craze. Some of it is due to the closing of High School Hill. Population increases and the high price of skiing also play a part. Of course, the only place to get uphill exercise and great views in town is Snow King since everything else is closed for wildlife, or inaccessible. Given that the King is on the pubic dole and most of the resort is using public lands, I don’t feel like they deserve any more of my money if I’m out for a hike. If anything, they should be handing out FREE armbands. If I’m skiing their groomers, a case might be made that a donation is worthy. If I’m on non-groomers, leave me alone. Perhaps the Town should raise the rent on the land at the base, which they lease for $1. Give Me LIBERTY Or Let Me S TA R V E This is your brain unplugged This evening, I rode the bus home from work at Teton Village. I catch the 7:26 a.m. bus to the Village in the morning and (unless après or a shifty calls my name) the 5:15 p.m. bus to Stilson in the evening. This time of year both trips are in near darkness. Tonight, on my ride home, I looked up after scrolling through Facebook and saw the glow of a dozen other cell phones, the users mesmerized by their tiny personal devices in the dim, swaying bus. It took a moment for my pupils to relax and adjust after looking at my glaring screen, but when they did, I saw a different glow. This time, it beckoned from outside. The moon softly illuminated the snow-covered mountains. I made out the wide faces of the Hobacks, the deep, setback cut of Phillip’s Canyon, and the stark cliff bands of No Name and Rendezvous peaks. The thick pines of the north-facing ridges deepened the shadows, giving shape and contrast in the quickening darkness. It occurred to me as I scanned the other riders on the bus and saw many still bathed in an electronic glow, that I may be the only one watching the mountains put themselves to bed – our precious Tetons, tucked into darkness until the dawn. What am I missing each time I board the bus and plug in for that 10-minute ride, I wondered. Had I missed sunrises or full moons? Or a fox hunting along the bike path, or a bull moose resting in the roadside willows? I also thought about how these bus rides are my time to relax, and diversions like Facebook, Instagram, and texting with friends are right at my fingertips. A Pew survey found that 74 percent of Americans turn to the Internet to relax. Among the online diversions we choose are listening to music, watching videos, playing games, chatting with friends or posting online. So is it working? Mounting evidence suggests that the exact activity we use to relax is having quite the opposite effect. A Pace University study found that increased Internet usage correlates with increases in social introversion, feelings of isolation, and social withdrawal. When we choose Internet-style re- 30 Jackson Hole CEMBER 24 E D c a n a lm A Weather laxation, it comes at a price. In Jackson Hole, saying all this may be preaching to the choir. We know putting down the devices, unplugging, and playing outdoors does wonders for our health. This is why we live here. Outdoor activities decrease blood pressure while increasing Vitamin D levels, fitness, concentration and happiness. But riding a bus isn’t an outdoor activity. Does it matter that while I ride a bus, I choose to look at Facebook instead of out the window? Can just looking at nature have positive benefits? Researchers at the University of Pittsburgh asked this same question and found that spinal surgery patients with natural views as opposed to man-made views (i.e. trees vs. brick walls) healed faster, experienced less pain, and took fewer pain medications during their recovery. A similar National Institutes of Health study found the same result with additional increases in mental health with unobstructed natural views. So now I’m starting to think, I need to look up from that phone. But a 10-minute ride? That short amount of time can’t possibly matter, right? Well, I don’t know if anyone has studied the health benefits of 10minute bus rides, but what about 10 minutes of quiet? Ten minutes of meditation? Indeed, all moments of mental stillness are good for your health. In many cultures, the winter solstice is a time for renewal. It is a time to welcome the light back into our lives, to remember the passions that keep us motivated in our daily lives, to renew ourselves. Although the calendar isn’t quite there yet, I’m inspired to challenge myself to a New Year’s resolution – to spend my 10-minute bus commute technology-free. A Chicago-area teen, Ashwini Reddy, had these words for her classmates at high school graduation. This valedictorian, reflecting on the state-mandated 15 seconds of silence during each school day, said that “For most of the time I thought these were awkward, and I’d finish homework or text friends, but then I realized if we had used the time, it could have shaped us to be different people.” THIS WEEK Normal High 26°F Normal Low 5°F Record High in 1933 52°F Record Low in 1978 -45°F From meteorologist Jim Woodmencey Wild West chipotle bbq sauce, bacon, pickles, onions, cheddar cheese Liberty Burger lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion, mustard, mayo Libertine homemade turkey burger, liberty mustard, marinated cucumbers, onions, tomato, avocado, arugula Milkshakes beer, wine, liquor available 6 7 , 5 ( 4 + ( 0 3@ Average monthly December precipitation = 1.54 inches • Record precipitation in December= 595 inches in 1964 Average December Snowfall = 17 inches • Record December Snowfall = 48 inches It’s all about the flow, the winds aloft, that is, and the direction they are coming from. This is especially important on Christmas Eve when Santa is making his way south from the North Pole. Fortunately for Jackson Hole the flow will be coming from the north, providing a nice tail wind for the bearded guy and his reindeer. And just as with the airlines, a good tailwind could make Santa’s arrival time a little earlier than usual. Did you hear that kids? Better get to bed extra early this Christmas Eve. The Cool:The coldest it has ever been in Jackson for Christmas was back in 1952, when the morning low was 32-below zero. The high temperature that day that day only made it to 9-below zero. Santa probably had to swing south towards the equator quickly to thaw out after stopping here. That wasn’t as cold as we have ever been this week though, that distinction goes to December 30, 1978 with a low of 45-below. The Hot: The warmest Christmas Day we have ever had here in Jackson was in 1950 when the official thermometer registered a high of 47 degrees. Santa arrived that year in a tee-shirt. On December 30, 1933 the high was 52 degrees, the hottest day of this last week of December that we have ever seen. Santa would have been down to his boxers if it had been that warm Christmas Day. Jim has been forecasting the weather here for more than 20 years. You can find more Jackson Hole weather information at www.mountainweather.com. 5*(*/, 4 December 24 - 30, 2014 l www.planetjh.com Sponsored by Blue Collar Restaurant Group Props&Disses Jake Nichols B-T gets super Super Tricia O’Connor will lead the Bridger-Teton National Forest in the right direction for a few reasons. First and foremost, she’s a Yankees fan. The Chenango Forks, New Yorker has also spent the last dozen years in Alaska so she’s used to not seeing the sun for long stretches. We like the fact that O’Connor knows what it takes to manage large expanses of government land – she filled various capacities at the 17-million-acre Tongass National Forest along the Alaska Panhandle. It’s the nation’s largest national forest. O’Connor seems to have a track record of sticking around rather than working her way up the USFS ranks until she reaches a coveted desk job in Washington. The BTNF needs stability right now more than ever after the revolving door departures of Jacque Buchanan and Clint Kyhl. O’Connor begins her new assignment on February 22. Release the Kraken A major shift in thinking has propelled its way into motion concerning developers’ rights to break ground and get moving on projects that have been mothballed by a double-whammy of economic gloom followed by LDR lassitude. Frustration with the snail’s pace of the Comp Plan rewrite turned to apathy years ago as public meetings and online participation seemed to wane. Several political candidates turned up the heat on the issue during their campaigns for office. It looks like the message has been finding purchase of late. Greg Prugh’s trailer park redux was the beginning. Jay Varley’s long-awaited Marriott also was recently approved with the forbidden fourth floor. Fintan Ryan has won his epic battle with the county over his definition of a basement at the old Puzzleface. And now Timber Ridge Academy received zoning approval to operate their Christian school. The tide is turning. Ahead of LDR revisions, homeowners and developers are getting piecemeal approval of projects from county commissioners and town councilors. Some conservation groups would like to see the process move slower and according to LDR revisions and rezoning. But the newly elected and outgoing political leaders with an agenda are pushing through projects that have sat stalled on the books for too long. Lifting the twice-extended moratorium on the old PRD tool squeaked by with a deadlocked vote and an absent commissioner. For many, it was about time. For Kelly Lockhart, and large landholders like him, it means open space has a better chance for preservation than another extension of the PRD tool might afford. Lockhart and others who have resisted doing something rash with their land while the PRD sat shelved should be commended. Something far worse could happen with ranchlands in the valley if some kind of development tool isn’t in place and the PRD, as flawed and incompatible with the new Comp Plan as it might be, is at least a method to an end that preserves open space and prevents big box retailers and cookie cutter subdivisions from usurping underutilized cattle country. Do we need another monster hotel in Jackson? Maybe not, but Varley has waited and sued for the right to put one in. Joe Rice’s hotel will be next. Do we need trailer parks or newer low rent apartments? These questions at least need smart answers. Unleashing the PRD and allowing case-by-case decisions in town is a step in the right direction toward providing some avenue for development. Now, let’s see if we can add more horse riding facilities and fewer golf courses and hotels. Do you like to read about Jackson Hole? CHECK US OUT ON FACEBOOK AT PLANET JACKSON HOLE Pooch park plotted Dog owners are happy with Town Council’s decision to carve out a half-acre section of Powderhorn Park for canine carousal. It’s a compromise and what looks like another temporary solution to an ongoing need. Jackson is undeniably a dog town. During the summer it’s easier for owners to get their furry friends out for a leg stretch on adjacent public lands like Cache Creek, Game Creek and Snow King. Winter months are tougher. With all the parks owned by the town and maintained by Parks and Rec, it’s hard to believe one of them can’t be wholly dedicated to serving dogs. By sheer use, a dog park would get more traffic than a picnic area designed for slackliners and book readers. The nonprofit PAWS has worked hard to find a space and considering the organization comes with its own seed money ($100K to $300K is usually what’s needed to retrofit a space into dog heaven) it’s difficult to understand why nothing has been done to date. Karns Meadow would not be an appropriate place. Dogs are hard on wildlife and wetlands. Maybe no more so than a bus garage, though. The fairgrounds appear like the perfect place to accommodate dogs. The area is large enough and already used by horse owners. Adding another user group to the prime real estate that separates east Jackson from west Jackson seems like a smart tactic. and ball fetch. www.planetjh.com l December 24 - 30, 2014 5 Residential • Commercial Windows • Carpet • and more! OFF SEASON SPECIAL $.29/sq ft for Carpet Cleaning We are Jackson's Premier Green Cleaning Service Providers! Licensed, Insured & Bonded • (307) 690-3605 HOW CAN YOU HELP THIS HOLIDAY SEASON? If you would like to make the Holiday Season brigher for someone in need, please contact CRC to see how you can get involved and experience the joy of giving to others. THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO GET INVOLVED. VISIT CRCJH.ORG TO LEARN MORE ALL DONATIONS MADE THROUGH CRC ARE TAX-DEDUCTIBLE 6 December 24 - 30, 2014 l www.planetjh.com Teton talk Steds07: You have our admiration. Your self-admitted “first post ever” on Reddit is amazing. Of course, it’s hard to go wrong with a shot of the Tetons. Imgur.com user “Steds07” posted a pair of fantastic photos, the other from her visit to our valley. We enjoyed the pictures and the conversation on Reddit. One response was from SensibleMadness: “Wyoming is beautiful country. I love to visit, but I know that much solitude would drive me crazy if I lived there for very long.” The response from WyoPeeps was apropos: “The solitude is wonderful! I can leave my house and be in the middle of nowhere in 10 minutes.” Best ski hotels in America Jackson Hole landed three of the top Dragon’s breath Dragon Alliance’s “We are Frameless” world tour stopped in Jackson Hole. It was their third such visit since the tour was incepted. “Jackson Hole, Wyoming not only welcomed the team with open arms but with endless terrain and bottomless Living room of Huntsman Springs Mountain Lodge home overlooking the Tetons and golf course. SHARPSHOOTER IMAGES, SPLASH NEWS A first-post on Reddit: Tetons. 10 best U.S. après ski hotels on Kayak.com’s new list. David Johnston penned the piece for CNN Travel that included Kayak’s most popular 4- and 5-star ski destination lodgings. “Whether it’s a spa treatment or a drink by the fire, here’s Kayak’s list of the perfect places to sit back, kick up your feet or plaster cast, and unwind,” Johnston wrote. The Rusty Parrot Lodge scored love for their fantastic Finnish-style body massage and spa. “If you want to know how a Jackson, Wyoming hotel got such a tropical name, check out the bird at the front desk, then ask owner Ron Harrison for the full story,” Johnston wrote. Kayak/CNN were also impressed with the eucalyptus steam room and special spa suites with soaking tubs at the Rustic Inn. Johnston also proved he knew a little something about the valley when he wrote: “Yep, still in Jackson Hole,” when talking about the White Buffalo Club. He raved about the dinner and bar scene there. BUSINESS WIRE Jake Nichols STEDS 7/IMGUR.COM ThemOnUs pow,” the site wrote. #WeAreFrameless travels next to Austria then Oregon with four stops along the way. Follow the action on Instafram @dragonalliance. Huntsman Springs eternal OPP-Connect, a London-based global real estate media group, bestowed upon Huntsman Springs two awards of excellence. Last month, HS was the Gold Award for Best Developer in North America and the Bronze Award for Best Luxury Development. The 1,350-acre golf and ski resort community is in Driggs, Idaho. Seen in the other Jackson Hole “Jennifer Aniston returns to Jackson Jennifer Aniston stops by Jackson Hole Sharpshooter. Hole,” read the headline. Really? Where? Then, reluctant as we were on deadline, we read further. Aniston actually dropped in at Manhattan’s Upper West Side eatery Jackson Hole Burgers where she once served up cocktails and burgers for three years before being discovered. “She’s still Jenny from the block!” US Weekly wrote. Stop by Jackson Hole Roasters during your holiday shopping! OPEN EVERY DAY 6:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. 50 W. BROADWAY • JACKSON • 707-200-6099 www.planetjh.com l December 24 - 30, 2014 7 Tiny house, big living Need-less movement hits home in Teton County BY JILL KOZAK Three months ago, my boyfriend, small dog and I happily called a 26-foot 1985 RV home for the summer. We parked under trees and acres of vacant land were our playground. We worked for a national park in southwest Colorado, and in between busy restaurant shifts laid our heads to rest in our tiny, cozy, and paid-off dwelling. Reduced rent cost the pair of us $190 per month and that included all utilities. We had plenty of spare pocket change to dine out, take road trips, cook steaks over an open fire, and we even managed to save up a nest egg. It was our version of living large. With few warm-weather job prospects, we sold our RV, chalked it up as a fun summer adventure and moved to Jackson for the winter. We are currently living at a motel in Jackson on a monthly basis. We aren’t alone: I discovered that nearly half of the staff at our new job at the resort lives here as well. Becoming acquainted with people around town meant coming to grips with the housing shortage in Teton County. The vicious cycle of high rent and almost no housing availability is still plaguing Teton County residents. According to Stacy Stoker, Teton County Housing Authority interim director, there’s less than one percent vacancy for rentals, which may as well be zero. “There’s not very much land for development, and what land is available is very expensive,” Stoker said. “We are working hard to find sources to de- 8 December 24 - 30, 2014 l www.planetjh.com BRITTANY GIBEAU The Gibeaus quit their jobs in order to construct their tiny home. BRITTANY GIBEAU BRITTANY GIBEAU BRITTANY GIBEAU Dan and Brittany Gibeau in front of their 200-square-foot tiny home. Home is where you park it. Inside the cozy confines of the tiny house. velop affordable housing. The town will have to allow for vertical expansion, because our comprehensive plan includes keeping our rural areas open. This will be a tough thing for this community to do because people love their views here.” There are stories of people living out of their cars and in tent communities in the summer months. A study assessing housing needs generated by the Greater Yellowstone Region reports that last summer 12 percent of Teton County’s workforce camped out. “Most people want to own their own homes, but when they look at the reality of it, they say to themselves, ‘I probably have to move,’” Stoker said. Besides tent camping, living out of cars and paying expensive rents for motel rooms with no kitchens, there’s one creative solution burgeoning in Teton Valley that gives new meaning to living with less: Tiny Houses. foot tiny house in Teton County, which they hand built themselves. “Housing is the trickiest thing about Jackson, and you have to get strategic about living and working here,” Brittany Gibeau said. “Financially, it was the next logical step for us after bouncing around rentals in the area. Since we built it ourselves, we were able to customize it to fit our very specific needs.” Avid travelers and big dreamers, Dan and Brittany are adamant about living simply and pursuing a life of outdoor adventure. The couple researched several alternative living solutions while filming a movie called Happiness Grows on Trees, an inprogress film that explores spending less time on material objects and more time on hobbies and personal goals. “We wanted to practice what we preached,” Brittany said. “After researching living in RVs and drawing inspiration from other tiny houses and boat designs, a tiny house of our own was the simplest solution for us.” With no construction experience and equipped with little more than do-it-yourself ambition, Dan and Brittany quit their jobs to build their tiny home. During the course of fives months, their tiny house came together by use of recycled and eco-friendly materials, and with their hand craftsmanship. They were able to include all the creature comforts of an intimate home, just in a smaller space. Tiny house, big movement What is a tiny house, exactly? And why should anyone consider this as an option? Technically classified as recreational park trailers or house trailers in Teton County, tiny houses are dwellings around 200 square feet that are built on a flatbed trailer. They are meant to travel as often – or as little – as the owner likes and provide an autonomy people might not otherwise find in the valley. Dan and Brittany Gibeau live in a 200-square- Not all tiny houses lined with white picket fences A new American dream When thinking about the traditional American dream, you might picture big, beautiful, sprawling houses on massive plots of land. “We’ve had developers build simpler and smaller homes, but I’ve seen firsthand that there’s still a desire to buy a big house,” Stoker said. “In my experience, small houses are actually harder to sell.” According to CNN Money, American homes are on average 2,600 square feet, up 200 square feet from 10 years ago. Because of the way the recession played out, though, for some Americans, especially first-time buyers with student debt, ideals are shifting. In just the past few years, more people have become more careful about how they spend their money. “In Teton County there’s a huge interest from people wanting to downsize,” Mackay said. “People don’t want to be tied down by a mortgage. Keeping up with a big house is a lot of work.” With so much square footage in a traditional home, it’s inevitable that space is wasted. “My family lives in a big traditional home in the Midwest,” Brittany Gibeau said. “They only sit in the dining room for special occasions and other areas of the house just don’t get used. It got me thinking, why do we need all that space?” People who are starting to think about downsizing come from all walks of life. “There’s still a stigma that tiny house livers are gypsies or careless vagabonds,” Mackay said. “But these days everyone is starting to live smarter. Eighty percent of my buyers own property, and more and more people are opening their eyes to different styles of living.” For the Gibeaus, they realize that tiny house living isn’t for everyone, but believe that all people can learn from alternative living arrangements. “People get so set on the traditional American dream. They think that if they veer from the path of graduating college, getting married and buying a large home, then they’re doing something wrong,” Brittany said. “It’s almost like people need to be told that it’s OK to live a life outside the norm; it’s okay to adventure, travel and ski. In a lot of ways, veering from the traditional course allows you to achieve bigger goals down the road.” The Gibeaus admit that living in their tiny house isn’t a forever solution. Right now, they are enjoying the freedom of traveling with their tiny house in the spring, summer and fall. Eventually, they would like to start a family and will need more space to grow. However, making a solid financial investment in a tiny house they can sell later for a profit is a way for them to feel secure about eventually having children. Also, the money they save on utilities and rent by living in their tiny house provides a financial autonomy they couldn’t achieve while renting an apartment. Those passionate about the tiny house movement are confident that it’s not just a passing fad, but tiny houses can provide a solution for a specific need in the market. “We’re just average people who took our dreams seriously,” Brittany said. “Everyone who sees our tiny house thinks it’s so cool and they can even envision themselves in one. Everywhere we go, we’ve noticed that tiny houses bring out the best in people. If we can do it, anyone can do it.” STEVE SNYDERS Although an expensive place like Jackson might seem a suitable place to develop an affordable housing community outfitted with tiny houses, right now, it’s not legal to construct a tiny house on land and keep it. Mackay also is the owner of Fireside Resort in Wilson. Initially, his plan was to develop an affordable housing community, but county officials denied the request. Now his resort rents the tiny houses nightly to visitors. “I wanted to develop a housing community that worked for the people of Jackson, but when it was denied, I had to adapt and survive,” Mackay said. “It’s an expensive property, so it sort of organically evolved into a resort.” Mackay’s 23 cabins are tiny houses built from LEED Gold Certified materials and have luxury finishes like stainless steel appliances, tall ceilings, wide hallways and stand-up glass showers. But, the price tag isn’t small. “Is it affordable? Not really,” Mackay said. “We charge up to $275 a night. That’s why we’re a good vacation destination.” When the Gibeaus took the leap to construct their own tiny house, they crunched the numbers to estimate whether or not building was a financial risk worth taking. In the end, it cost them roughly $40,000. “Tiny houses are a big bang for your buck,” Brittany said. “For the same amount we paid to build ours, we could have bought a used RV with finishes we didn’t like. Luckily we had money set aside. For anyone considering a tiny house, you have to have money saved. It’s not free.” Another challenge the Gibeaus face is harsh winter conditions. While they insulated their tiny house, they still have to deal with chores like shoveling snow off their roof and fixing water pipes that freeze. “We have to put light bulbs near the pipes to keep the water flowing,” Brittany said. “Our home takes work to maintain, and honestly, sometimes it’s a pain in the ass. Some mornings when I’m shoveling snow off the roof, I ask myself, ‘What are we doing?’ but then I realize I can’t be lazy about it. It’s always worth it in the end.” Concerning zoning laws in the valley, the Gibeaus have to move around frequently so they are able to live within legal limits. By traveling during the summers and camping on friends’ land whenever possible, they are able to base themselves in Jackson. “We’re lucky that our work is flexible,” Brittany said. “Dan can do his work as a cinematographer anywhere. But what about the people whose jobs won’t allow them to move around every 30 days? Tiny houses make so much sense for working people in Jackson Hole, but it’s extremely hard to find somewhere to park. Teton County is not tiny house friendly.” Wheelhaus Tiny Houses - the Caboose. STEVE SNYDERS “When you walk in, we wanted it to feel like a house,” Brittany said. “We picked out nice finishes and definitely didn’t compromise on the bathroom. We have a full bathtub and a composting toilet that’s even less messy and more hygienic than a traditional toilet. We came up with creative storage solutions after doing a lot of research. The sky’s the limit for small spaces.” Living off the grid as much as possible is important to the Gibeaus and for them a step in the right direction toward limiting their environmental impact. “We have solar panels to power our appliances,” Brittany said. “The only thing we use shore power for is to occasionally plug in our space heater. It doesn’t take much to heat up 200 square feet.” Jamie Mackay, CEO of Jackson-based Tiny House company Wheelhaus, constructs tiny homes sourcing 80 percent of the materials locally. “I use beetle-killed timbers from Idaho, Wyoming snow fence for siding, and flooring is sourced out of Idaho,” Mackay said. “The less the materials have to travel to get to me, the better it is for our planet. We want to focus on green and healthy living.” A lot of materials for traditional larger homes are shipped in from abroad or from far distances cross-country. “Every hand that touches materials for a large home is contributing to harmful greenhouse gas emissions,” Mackay said. “By downsizing, we can all do our part to start thinking more sustainably about the environment.” Wheelhaus Tiny Houses - the Wedge. www.planetjh.com l December 24 - 30, 2014 9 2015 JACKSON HOLE WINTER NIGHTLIFE GUIDE Your insider’s guide to nightlife in the Tetons. AVAILABLE JAN.2 Everywhere you find JH Weekly and online at PlanetJH.com Jackson Hole at Night is a publication of Planet Jackson Hole, Inc. TO: YOU FROM: 121 WELLNESS GYM 22 10 December 24 - 30, 2014 Stop by to create your own gift of health Flat Creek Business Center (directly across from the soccer field at the high school) 1705 High School Rd #110 www.121wellness.com Find us on Facebook or call us (307) 734-2808 l www.planetjh.com ThisWeek Calendar Highlights Shred icons talk Otter Body Sing for the season By Jeana Haarman WEDNESDAY 12.24 TETON GRAVITY RESEARCH Bring your voice to spread holiday cheer and join the carolers in a musical celebration of the season. Holiday Caroling, 4:30 p.m. in the Four Seasons Lobby. Free. fourseasons.com. THURSDAY 12.25 Snowshoe to Chapel Infiltrate the minds of snowboard renegades Travis Rice, Bryan Iguchi and Jeremy Jones as they examine a Jackson Hole segment of Higher, Jones’s latest Teton Gravity Research flick. The trio will discuss their descent of The Grand Teton's Otter Body route, intertwining video footage and photography from Higher. T. Rice will moderate a discussion with Jones and Iguchi before opening up a Q&A session with the audience. “Having Jeremy Jones, Travis Rice and Bryan Iguchi together, and using the mountains they all love, the Tetons, as the discussion point will create an inspiring evening for all, whether you are a snowboarder or not,” said Anna Cole, JHMR communications manager. – Robyn Vincent An Otter Body Experience, doors at 4 p.m., event at 5 p.m., Sunday at Walk Festival Hall in Teton Village. Purchase $10 advance tickets at JH Sports or Jackson Hole Treehouse. Proceeds will benefit Protect Our Winters. www.jacksonhole.com. Bundle up, strap on your skis or snowshoes and come to experience the warm joy of Christmas carols sung in the shadow of the Tetons. Christmas Carols, 5 p.m. at Chapel of the Transfiguration. Free. stjohnsjackson.org. SATURDAY 12.27 SUNDAY 12.28 Holiday art walk For the love of snow Powder, s’mores & cocoa CHRISTOPHER OWEN NELSON AT HORIZON SATURDAY 12.27 Enjoy Jackson Hole’s world class art from local and national artists as you stroll through town, decorated in holiday dress. Holiday Art Walk, 5 to 8 p.m. at various galleries around Jackson. Free. jacksonholegalleries.com. A globetrotting adventure immortalizes the story behind the amazing achievements of these modern-day passionate athletes. Addicted to Life: U.S. Film Premiere, 5:30 and 8 p.m. at Center for the Arts. $17. jhcenterforthearts.org. After a good dose of powder, end your day on the mountain with delicious s’mores and hot chocolate while sharing tall tales. Après S’mores and Hot Chocolate, late afternoon at Teton Village Trail Rides. Free. jacksonhole.com. Hidden Ranch prugh.com 307-733-9888 CALENDAR Wednesday 12.24 HOLIDAY ■ Christmas Eve Service: Family Communion, 4 to 5 p.m. at St. John’s Episcopal Church. Communion with a sermon for children. Free. stjohnsjackson.org. ■ Holiday Caroling, 4:30 p.m. in the Four Seasons Lobby. Spread holiday cheer and join the carolers in the lobby. Free. jacksonhole.com. ■ Twas the Night Before Christmas Reading, 5 to 6 p.m. in the Teton Mountain Lodge Lobby. Christmas stories will be read fireside in the lobby. Free. jacksonhole.com. ■ Santa Visits Jackson, 5 to 7 p.m. on the Town Square. Free. jacksonholechamber.com. ■ Candlelight Christmas Eve Service, 5 p.m. in the Terra Ballroom at Hotel Terra. A service of carols, communion and candlelight. Join Rev. Ben Pascal for an interdenominational service. Free. jacksonhole.com. ■ Christmas Eve Service, 6 to 7 p.m. at St. John’s Episcopal Church. Free. stjojhnsjackson.org. ■ Catholic Christmas Eve Mass, 6:30 p.m. at the Four Seasons Ballroom. Free. jacksonhole.com. ■ Christmas Eve Midnight Mass, 11 p.m. to 1 a.m. at St. John’s Chapel. The annual midnight liturgy, with Holy Eucharist, the brass quintet amongst the ambiance of candlelight. Free. stjohnsjackson.org. MUSIC ■ Karaoke, 9 p.m. at the Virginian Saloon. Free. 739-9891. ■ Shark Week, 4 to 6 p.m. at the Mangy Moose. Bluegrass, folk. Free. MangyMoose.com. ■ Papa Chan Trio, 3 to 6 p.m. in The Trap Bar at Grand Targhee Resort. ‘20s to ‘40s jazz. Free. GrandTarghee.com. ART ■ Fables, Feathers & Fur, 10:30 to 11 a.m. at National Museum of Wildlife Art. Storytelling at the museum is an exciting opportunity for young visitors to engage with the art through looking, reading and creating in the galleries. All materials will be provided. Free for members or with admission. wildlifeart.org. ■ Cody Downard Art Exhibit, all day at Cowboy Coffee. View the nature inspired photography, including a wide variety of subjects ranging from ski resort marketing to fine art. Free. cowboycoffee.com. DANCE ■ Nia Dance Class, Noon to 1 p.m. at Dancers’ Workshop. Nia is a sensory-based movement practice that draws from martial, dance and healing arts. It empowers people of all shapes and sizes by connecting the body, mind, emotions and spirit. Classes are taken barefoot to soul-stirring music. Drop-in $16 or $10 with class card. dwjh.org. See CALENDAR page 12 www.planetjh.com l December 24 - 30, 2014 11 CALENDAR COMMUNITY ■ Trivia Night with Crazy Tom, 7 p.m. at Town Square Tavern. Show off your knowledge and win prizes. Free. townsquaretavern.com. MIND, BODY & SPIRIT ■ Oneness Deeksha Meditation, 7:30 to 8:45 p.m. at Akasha Yoga. Experience Deeksha, a gentle meditation using a hands-on energy transmission to physically shift the brain toward a Oneness state of consciousness. Donations appreciated. onenessjacksonhole.com. ■ Crystal Sound Bowl Session, 5 to 6 p.m. at Intencions. Relax and rebalance to sound frequencies, aromatherapy and good vibes. Walk-ins welcome. $10. intencions.com. MusicBox HOLIDAY ■ Christmas Day Holy Communion, 10 a.m. at St. John’s Episcopal Church. A traditional Eucharist service including singing, praying, Holy Communion and a Christmas blessing. Free. stjohnsjackson.org. ■ Traditional Christmas Carols, 5 p.m. at Chapel of the Transfiguration. Bundle up, strap on your skis or snowshoes and come to experience the warm joy of Christmas carols sung in the shadow of the Grand Tetons. Free. stjohnsjackson.org. MUSIC ■ Club Coach with DJs Londo and Cut la Whut, 10 p.m. at the Stagecoach Bar in Wilson. Free. 733-4407. ■ Justin Smith, 4 to 7 p.m. in the Ascent Lounge at Four Seasons Resort. Folk. Free. ■ Stackhouse, 4 to 6 p.m. at the Mangy Moose. Pop, folk. Free. MangyMoose.com. ■ Head to Head DJ Set, 10 p.m. at The Rose. Rockabilly. Free. 733-1500. ■ Chanman, 9 p.m. at Town Square Tavern. Singer-songwriter, reggae. Free. 733-3886. See CALENDAR page 13 12 December 24 - 30, 2014 LILIE DAHL Thursday 12.25 Kris Lager Band is throwing a Thrift Store Funk Party on New Year’s Eve at The Trap Bar. Blues swagger; back to the underground Aaron Davis Kris Lager Band has a sound that is instantly satisfying. A cousin to The Black Keys’s vintage swagger of blues, revivalist rock, funk and jam, this Omaha-based quartet adds another layer to the tightness including various textures in the keyboard family. Lager’s voice has the whiskeydrenched, pack-a-day blues smoke of Warren Haynes. Having toured with BB King, Buddy Guy and Los Lonely Boys, these fellas know how to bring the heat. The lovable name and the vibe of their 2012 album, Swagadocious, hooks you with enough classic sound before you realize how out-of-thebox they also strut. That album was followed by the Tab Benoit-produced, l www.planetjh.com laidback blues effort Platte River Ruanaway. This time around, they roll into town to play on the exact date of their new release, Heavy Soul & Boogie Trance, an allanalog and mostly live recording produced by low-fi experts Kelly Finnigan and Ian McDonald of Monophonics. This could be the most boogie-friendly outfit to ring in the New Year with a show on each side of the Tetons. Kris Lager Band, 9:30 p.m. on Tuesday at Town Square Tavern. $5. 733-3886; Thrift Store Funk Party with Kris Lager Band, New Year’s Eve in The Trap Bar at Grand Targhee Resort. $20-$25. GrandTarghee.com. Dilated Peoples dish classic beats For those that mostly spin contemporary hip-hop on their gadgets, Directors of Photography, the new album from old-school L.A. lyricists Dilated Peoples, will be a throw back to what was once considered underground. There’s nothing avant-garde about the album’s production or the subject matter, though there can be comfort in staying true to a style. Even three decades later, this is a roots sound representative of time and era, absent of synths or EDM beats. Dilated Peoples consists of Evidence, DJ Babu (of the Beat Junkies), and Rakaa Iriscience. Before 2014’s Directors of Photography, the trio’s previous release was 20/20, in 2006, as members were persuing solo projects shortly after. Working together in the mid-90s, the group was able to rally an underground scene via nonlabel releases, including the hip-hop radio HAPPY HOUR DAILY hit “Work the Angles,” eventually signing with Capitol in 2000 for the release of The Platform, followed by three additional albums. Dilated Peoples, 9 p.m. on Sunday at Pink Garter Theatre. $32-$35. PinkGarterTheatre.com. Montana jamband doubles down Bozeman’s Cure for the Common brings a progressive jamband vibe, breathing Montana air and releasing with a funk-rock approach that spreads hip-hop, reggae and dance music with 20-something flare. Sometimes adorned with a horn section, the core unit has gained traction in the Montana region, moving from a basement concept to a handful of festival and theater stages. Now a six-piece with a fulltime lighting designer, the band is working so hard they will play an apres-ski show at Grand Targhee before crossing Teton Pass and playing an evening show in Teton Village on Saturday. Now that’s hardcore. Cure for the Common, 3 to 6 p.m. on Friday and Saturday in Trap Bar at Grand Targhee Resort (free), and 9:30 p.m. on Saturday at Mangy Moose in Teton Village ($10). MangyMoose.com. - $3 MENU AVAILABLE 4-6 PM CUT LA WHUT’S CHRISTMAS EVE THROWDOWN DJ CUT LA WHUT AND FRIENDS ARE BRINGING THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT TO THE SQUARE THU DEC. 25 9:30 P.M. FREE CHRISTMAS WITH CHANMAN PETER CHANDLER LENDS HIS UNIQUE SOUND TO THE MUSIC OF CHRISTMAS THE WYKNOTTS local acoustic duo plays anything from paul simon to Brett Dennen TUE DEC. 30 9 P.M. $5 KRIS LAGER BAND THE THRIFT STORE JUNKIES FROM THE HEARTLAND PLAY SOUL MUSIC - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - JUDD GROSSMAN BAND - - - - Step through -the swinging-doors whereyou'll be surroundedby Western flavor. (We are now non-smoking!) - 750 W. Broadway • 307.739.9891 - - - - - Photo by David Swift - - HOUR: 4 - 7pm, Monday - Friday HAPPY 11pm - Midnight, Friday - Tuesday Check out your favorite NFL or College team on our 10 HD TVs! ••••••• Gold Medal Award Winning Wings 2 years running! ••••••• 1/2 Price Happy Hour Daily 5-7pm and Saturday 10pm - midnight Serving lunch daily 11am 832 W. Broadway•(307) 733-7901 (Inside Plaza Liquors) - - 20 E. BROADWAY on the town square 733-3886 - - - Don’t forget to purchase your NYE tickets for Sneaky Pete & the Secret WeaponS and SAVE $$! ■ Whipple Creek, 3 to 6 p.m. in The Trap Bar at Grand Targhee Resort. Free. GrandTarghee.com. ART ■ Cody Downard Art Exhibit, all day at Cowboy Coffee. View the nature inspired photography, including a wide variety of subjects ranging from ski resort marketing to fine art. Free. cowboycoffee.com. MIND, BODY & SPIRIT ■ Therapeutic Yoga, 6 to 7:15 p.m. at Teton Yoga Shala. Focus on specific therapeutic needs, holding postures and utilizing breath work. $12 to $19. tetonyoga.com. ■ Crystal Sound Bowl Session, Noon to 1 p.m. at Intencions. Relax and rebalance to sound frequencies, aromatherapy and good vibes. Walk-ins welcome. $10. intencions.com. SPORTS & RECREATION ■ Learn to Skate, 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. at Snow King Sports and Event Center. Ice skating lessons for all ages and ability levels. skatingclubofjacksonhole.com. ■ Aikido Sessions, 7:30 p.m. at Inversion Yoga. Free. inversionyoga.com. ■ Snow Sports Fitness, 5:30 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. at Teton County Rec. Center Gym. This class prepares your mind and body for the upcoming winter season. $8 drop-in. tetoncountyparksandrec.org. Friday 12.26 - - fri DEC. 26 9:30 P.M. FREE wed DEC. 24 9 P.M. FREE CALENDAR - - - 307-690-4935 juddgrossman.com Download Judd Grossman songs from iTunes. MUSIC ■ Jazz Night, 7 to 10 p.m. in The Granary at Spring Creek Ranch. Pam Drews Phillips on piano/vocals, Bill Plummer on bass, and Ed Domer on drums. Free. 733-8833. ■ Donovan-Herron-Farris Trio, 4 to 7 p.m. in the Ascent Lounge at Four Seasons Resort. Instrumental bluegrass. Free. ■ Papa Chan and Johnny C Note, 6 to 9 p.m. at Teton Pines Country Club Restaurant. ‘20s to ‘40s jazz. Free. 733-1005. ■ Jackson Six, 7:30 to 11 p.m. at the Silver Dollar Bar. Dixieland. Free. 732-3939. ■ Cure for the Common, 3 to 6 p.m. in The Trap Bar at Grand Targhee Resort. Funk-rock. Free. GrandTarghee.com. ■ AFU, 9 p.m. at the Virginian Saloon. Free. 739-9891. ■ Maddy & Leif, 9 p.m. at Haydens Post. Jazz-pop, funk. Free, all-ages. 732-9027. ■ Head to Head DJ Set, 10 p.m. at The Rose. Rockabilly. Free. 733-1500. ART ■ Cody Downard Art Exhibit, 5 to 7 p.m. at Cowboy Coffee. View the nature inspired photography, including a wide variety of subjects ranging from ski resort marketing to fine art. Free. cowboycoffee.com. KIDS & FAMILIES ■ Kid’s Night Out, 6 to 9 p.m. at the Kid’s Ranch in Teton Village. An evening of activities including a pizza party, indoor and outdoor games, movies and See CALENDAR page 14 www.planetjh.com l December 24 - 30, 2014 13 sledding for children ages 4 to 18 in a supervised environment. Free. Reservations at 307-392788. GOOD EATS ■ Wine Tasting, 4 to 7 p.m. at the Jackson Whole Grocer. Free. 733-0450. ■ Wine Tasting, 4 to 7 p.m. at The Liquor Store & Wine Loft. Five wines will be showcased from a featured region each week. Free. 733-4466. MIND, BODY & SPIRIT ■ Happy Hour Yoga, 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. at Inversion Yoga. Make your Friday night fabulous with a perfect combination … yoga, good food and drinks, and friends. Be a part of the happiest happy hour in town. Two great classes to choose from … FLOW with Ariel Mann or Hot Fusion with Kira Brazinski. Classes are 5:30 to 6:30 p.m. Food provided by Ariel Mann and JH Wellness, drinks provided by Inversion. $10. inversionyoga.com. OUTDOORS ■ Ranger-led Snowshoe Hike, 1:30 to 3:30 p.m. from Taggart Lake trailhead on the Teton Park Road. The guided walk offers an opportunity to learn about snow science and winter ecology. Snowshoe rental: adults $5, children 8 years or older $2. Bring your winter season permit or purchase a one-day entry into Grand Teton National Park for $5. Reserve your space at 307739-3399. fs.fed.us/jhgyvc. ■ Stargazing Wyoming, 7 to 9 p.m. on the lawn at Center for the Arts. Explore the night skies of Wyoming through a giant Dobsonian Telescope. Free. wyomingstargazing.org. Saturday 12.27 HOLIDAY ■ Holiday Art Walk, 5 to 8 p.m. at various galleries around Jackson. Enjoy Jackson Hole’s world class art as you stroll through town. Free. jacksonholegalleries.com. MUSIC ■ Aaron Davis & Matt Herron, 4 to 7 p.m. in the Ascent Lounge at Four Seasons Resort. Americana, folk-blues, alt-country. Free. ■ WYOBass DJs, 10 p.m. at Town Square Tavern. Free. 7333886. ■ Pam Drews Phillips, 7 to 10 p.m. in The Granary at Spring Creek Ranch. Jazz, standards and pop on the grand piano. Free. 733-8833. ■ Jackson Six, 7:30 to 11 p.m. at the Silver Dollar Bar. Dixieland. Free. 732-3939. ■ Cure for the Common, 3 to 6 p.m. in The Trap Bar at Grand Targhee Resort. Funkrock. Free. GrandTarghee.com. ■ Wyatt Lowe & the Mayhem Kings, 10 p.m. at The Rose. Rockabilly. Free. 7331500. ■ The WyKnotts, 9 p.m. at Haydens Post. Folk. Free, allages. 732-9027. ■ Cure for the Common, 14 Well,that happened ‘The Interview’ puts finger on the trigger Andrew Munz The threat came in on December 16: “Soon all the world will see what an awful movie Sony Pictures Entertainment has made. The world will be full of fear. Remember the 11th of September 2001. We recommend you to keep yourself distant from the places at that time. (If your house is nearby, you’d better leave.)” After the infamous Sony Entertainment hacking event last month that uncovered the substandard script for the upcoming James Bond film, SPECTRE, and quoted Sony producer Scott Rudin calling Angelina Jolie “minimally talented,” “a spoiled brat” who possessed a “rampaging ... ego,” it’s now been discovered that this whole event is due to The Interview. The film, starring Seth Rogan and James Franco (everyone’s favorite under- and overachiever, respectively) deals with a talk-show host and his producer who score an exclusive interview with Kim Jong-un. The CIA pick up on this event, and ultimately force Rogan and Franco’s characters to assassinate the Glorious Leader. With Sony attempting to make amends with everyone and their mother after the initial hack, the threat from the alleged North Korean hackers has forced them to cower in a corner. As of the writing of this article, the film has been pulled from release completely, although a few rumors linger stating that Sony will possibly offer some type of limited or on-demand release. SONY PICTURES CALENDAR President Obama believed Sony’s decision to pull The Interview was a mistake. “We cannot have a society in which some dictators someplace can start imposing censorship here in the United States,” he said. North Korea denies involvement in the hacking events, but the United States is adamant that their intelligence verifies the allegations. In turn, North Korea offered to help investigate the real hackers, and lovingly added that if the United States does not accept their help, they will retaliate. Is it any surprise that the free world is on the brink of collapse because of a James Franco movie? Those critics who have seen the The Interview offer mixed reviews (52 percent on Rotten Tomatoes) while Internet users who haven’t seen the film think it’s the best movie ever made (an average 10/10 on IMDb). Now, I’m of the group of people who thought Quentin Tarantino’s Inglorious Basterds (2009), which detailed a fictional assassination of Adolph Hitler, was an incredibly insensitive, pointless film. It takes a fairly fresh era in history and completely desecrates it to make some idiotic point about revenge with gratuitous violence for the sole purpose of showing a scene in which a Jewish-American fires multiple machine gun rounds into Hitler’s body and face. Personally, I don’t think free speech should be a challenge. “How much can we get away with?” is not a rational way to pursue creativity and I completely understand (though don’t agree with) North Korea’s response to the film. At the end of the day, Kim Jong-un is still a human being. For some reason, regardless of its tasteless subject matter, people are backing The Interview. It seems to have the perfect formula for people to rally behind: a violent comedy, the Rogan/Franco pairing, the oft-mocked Kim Jong-un, and some drum banging for free speech. But what if The Interview was a North Korean film depicting the assassination of President Obama? Surely we’d have a smattering of grassroots Republican supporters crying out for free speech and buying out theaters, but would the United States retaliate against the filmmakers or chalk it up to our principles of free speech? Double standards are plentiful in this ordeal. I can only hope Sony figures it out before we are nuked, or, even worse, subjected to another Spider Man reboot. AWARD-WINNING RESTAURANT DESIGN BLACK TIE SKI RENTAL DELIVERY is looking for qualified applicants to open their own branch of Black Tie to service Jackson Hole! Please email ian@blacktieskis.com for more info. Reading this paper makes you more attractive to the opposite sex. www.JHweekly.com See CALENDAR page 15 December 24 - 30, 2014 l www.planetjh.com METAL designs and fabricates out of, well, metal. Whether sculptural, architectural, restorative, or decorative, we provide beautiful and long-lived objects via traditional and digital processes. 800.613.6385 | WWW.METALOFFMAIN.COM Culture Front A world of words at Tayloe Piggott Meg Daly When you step inside Tayloe Piggott Gallery, be prepared to enter two distinct yet related conversations. The concurrent shows, “Mari Andrews: Gravitational Pull” and “Paronomasia” (both hanging through February 7, 2015), invite the viewer to consider how mark, symbol and form “talk” to each other, taking us inside the basic elements of communication itself. Andrews’ language is what she might call “sculptural drawing.” Using wire, steel, and other linear materials, she creates forms that evoke patterns in nature but also symbolic language. She often incorporates found natural material like stone, coal, cork, and wood into the sculptures, which hang on the wall in a carefully arranged non-pattern. The individual pieces range in size from approximately 10 inches by 10 inches, to 30 inches by 30 inches. From a distance, a wall of Andrews’ sculptures looks like an elaborate dreamcatcher display. (In fact, several pieces are titled “Catcher.”) Or perhaps like a competition between spiders of the world to see which could spin the most unusual web. Taken as a whole the show conveys a sense of otherworldly delicacy, as if it were a collection of ephemeral cave paintings easily rubbed out. The brilliance of the drawing materials, however, is that they are in most cases literally as strong as steel and not nearly as vulnerable as charcoal or ink. The pieces are meant to hang in groupings. In the current arrangement, a piece called “Clearpoint,” a 10-inch circle of wood with shards of mica pointing inward like teeth, is framed by “Comb,” a steel piece shaped like a round hat with fringe, and “Northsouth,” another steel-only piece shaped like a cross-sectioned pod. Those three pieces are framed again by two sculptures with lines that fan outward rather than being contained within round shapes. Can the pieces be “read” in a line? How are they related to one another? Are they pleasing simply aesthetically, or do the shapes and materials have something to say to one another? A detail from Mark Fox’s ‘Americancer’ on display at Tayloe Piggott Gallery. The second gallery holds “Paronomasia,” a group show of work that, as the title indicates, engages in punning or word play. The standout pieces are by Mark Fox, who has a rather sexy CV (puppet theater, Philadelphia Fringe Festival, MoMA, etc.). Two of Fox’s pieces, “No Knothing” and “Americancer,” are cascading assemblages of works on paper (words, figures, shapes) held together with archival tape. Colorful and frenetic, they appear at first to be maps, but on closer viewing the form feels more random than intentional, like a petering out. They are intricate, arresting pieces – a viewer could spend hours reading bits of text and laughing at cartoon characters. I personally found the pieces creepy and kind of gross. “Americancer” contains a number of phalluses, which underscored the aggressive scream of the piece – made interesting to this reviewer only because of the contrast with it’s material as the delicate bits of paper taped together are much more of a whisper than their content. Viewers familiar with Piggott’s artists will recognize work by Lance Letscher and James Castle, which volley in conversation wittily with Jane Hammond’s collage of ancient aphorisms and Maria Porges’ tools made of books. Lisa Kokin’s threaded instruction sheets are humorous and subtle. My personal favorite piece is Sarah Frost’s “EFT,” a large mosaic of discarded computer keyboard keys – from a distance I expected small undulating tiles and when I got close, I laughed in recognition. I never thought someone could make that dull off-white greyish hue of a computer key look appealing. Finally, a key piece in this show is Katina Huston’s “Dissemble.” The ink drawing of a tangle of bicycle wheels underscores the investigation into how form and shape can be assembled into language, and how we might just as creatively dissemble words into a jumble of material on the studio floor. ART GALLERIES Altamira Fine Art Gallery 172 Center St. 739-4700 Art Association/Center 240 S. Glenwood, 733-6379 A Horse of a Different Color 60 E. Broadway, 734-9603 A Touch of Class 10 W. Broadway, 733-3168 Astoria Fine Art 35 E. Deloney, 733-4016 Buffalo Trails Gallery 98 Center Street, 734-6904 Brookover Gallery 125 N. Cache Street, 732-3988 Caswell Gallery/Sculpture Garden 145 E. Broadway, 734-2660 Cayuse Western Americana 255 N. Glenwood, 739-1940 Center Street Gallery 30 Center Street, 733-1115 Ciao Gallery 70 S. Glenwood., 733-7833 Circus Gallery 170 N. Main Street, Victor 208-787-1ART Diehl Gallery 155 W. Broadway, 733-0905 Fay Gallery Teton Village Road, 739-1006 Fighting Bear Antiques 375 S. Cache, 733-2669 Full Circle Gallery 335 N. Glenwood, 733-0070 Galleries West Fine Art 70 S. Glenwood, 733-4412 Grand Teton Gallery 130 W. Broadway, 201-1172 Heather James Fine Art 172 Center Street, 200-6090 Hennes Studio & Gallery 5850 Larkspur Drive, 733-2593 Heriz Rug Co. 120 W. Pearl, 733-3388 Horizon Fine Art Gallery 30 King Street, Suite 202, 739-1540 Images of Nature 170 N. Cache, 733-9752 Images West 98 E. Little Ave., Driggs 208-354-3545 Jack Dennis Wyoming Gallery Town Square, 733-7548 Jeff Grainger Workshop 335 N. Glenwood, 734-0029 Legacy Gallery Town Square, 733-2353 Lines Gallery 245 West Pearl Mountain Trails Gallery 155 Center Street, 734-8150 National Museum of Wildlife Art 2820 Rungius Road, 733-5771 Raindance Gallery 165 N. Center Street, #4, 732-2222 RARE Fine Art Gallery 485 W. Broadway, 733-8726 Richter Fine Art Photography 30 King St, 733-8880 Robert Dean Collection 180 W. Broadway, 733-9290 Rivertime Designs 98 E. Little Ave., Driggs 208-351-2045 Schmidt’s Custom Framing 890 S. Highway 89, 733-2306 Shadow Mountain Gallery 10 W. Broadway, 733-3162 Tayloe Piggott Gallery 62 S. Glenwood, 733-0555 Trailside Galleries 130 E. Broadway, 733-3186 Trio Fine Art Gallery 150 Center Street, 733-7530 Turpin Gallery 545 N. Cache, 734-4444 Two Grey Hills 110 E. Broadway, 733-2677 Vertical Peaks Gallery 165 Center Street, #1, 733-7744 West Lives On 74 Glenwood, 734-2888 Wilcox Gallery North of town on Cache, 733-6450 Wild by Nature Photography 95 W. Deloney, 733-8877 Wild Exposures Gallery 60 E. Broadway, 739-1777 Wild Hands 70 S. Glenwood, 265 W. Pearl, 733-4619 CALENDAR 9:30 p.m. Saturday at the Mangy Moose in Teton Village. Funk-rock. $10. MangyMoose.com. ART ■ Cody Downard Art Exhibit, all day at Cowboy Coffee. View the nature inspired photography, including a wide variety of subjects ranging from ski resort marketing to fine art. Free. cowboycoffee.com. FILM & PHOTOGRAPHY ■ Addicted to Life: U.S. Film Premiere, 5:30 and 8 p.m. at Center for the Arts. This feature, filmed from four corners of the globe showcases extraordinary feats from passionate athletes within wild, threatening natural environments. A globetrotting adventure immortalizes the story behind the amazing achievements of these modern-day heroes. $17. jhcenterforthearts.org. MIND, BODY & SPIRIT ■ Youth Yoga Asana, noon to 1:30 p.m. at Inversion Yoga. Students will learn through Asana poses to properly warm up their bodies and enhance performance in school and sports. Ages 10 to 17. Register at (307) 231-1958. inversionyoga.com. OUTDOORS ■ Ranger-led Snowshoe Hike, 1:30 to 3:30 p.m. from Taggart Lake trailhead on the Teton Park Road. The guided walk offers an opportunity to learn about snow science and winter ecology. Snowshoe rental: adults $5, children 8 years or older $2. Bring your winter season permit or purchase a one-day entry into Grand Teton National Park for $5. Reserve your space at 307739-3399. fs.fed.us/jhgyvc. SPORTS & RECREATION ■ Introduction to Horsemanship Mini Camp, 12 to 3:30 p.m. at Heritage Arena. Introduce your children to horses with basic lessons including learning balance, and horsemanship. $85. harmonioushorses.com. Sunday 12.28 HOLIDAY ■ Après S’mores and Hot Chocolate, late afternoon at Teton Village Trail Rides. End your day on the mountain with delicious s’mores and hot chocolate. Free. jacksonhole.com. MUSIC ■ Stagecoach Band, 6 to 10 p.m. at the Stagecoach Bar in Wilson. Old-time country, folk, Western. Free. 733-4407. ■ Major Zephyr, 4 to 6 p.m. at the Mangy Moose. Classic and alt-country. Free. MangyMoose.com. ■ Dilated Peoples, 9 p.m. at the Pink Garter Theatre. Rap. $32-$35. PinkGarterTheatre.com. ■ Open Mic, 6 to 10 p.m. at Pinky G’s. 734-7465. ART ■ Cody Downard Art ExSee CALENDAR page 16 www.planetjh.com l December 24 - 30, 2014 15 CALENDAR hibit, all day at Cowboy Coffee. View the nature inspired photography, including a wide variety of subjects ranging from ski resort marketing to fine art. Free. cowboycoffee.com. COMMUNITY ■ Original Blessing Spirituality: Study and Prayer in the Celtic Tradition, 11 a.m. to 12 p.m. at St. John’s Episcopal Church meeting room. Explore Celtic spiritual tradition through the study of ‘The Rebirthing of God: Christianity’s Struggle for New Beginnings’ by Celtic poet, peacemaker and scholar John Philip Newell. Free. Sign up at info@stjohnsjackson.org. Monday 12.29 MUSIC ■ Jackson Hole Hootenanny, 6 to 9 p.m. at Dornan’s in Moose. Acoustic musicians sign-up starting at 5:30 p.m. to play a twosong set. Folk. Free. 733-2415. ■ Dirt Road Trio, 3 to 6 p.m. in The Trap Bar at Grand Targhee Resort. Americana. Free. GrandTarghee.com. ART ■ Cody Downard Art Exhibit, all day at Cowboy Coffee. View the nature inspired photography, including a wide variety of subjects ranging from ski resort mar- keting to fine art. Free. cowboycoffee.com. LITERATURE & WRITING ■ Library Book Club: ‘Tenth of December’ by George Saunders, 5:30 to 7 p.m. at Teton County Library. Cozy up with a good book and join the library book club for stimulating conversations with other book lovers. Free. tclib.org. COMMUNITY ■ Feature Creature Hour, 10 to 11 a.m. at the Elk Refuge Visitor Center. Learn more about the featured animal’s characteristics, habitat and daily life. Free. fws.gov/refuge ■ Winter Sleigh Rides on National Elk Refuge, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the National Elk Refuge. Visitors purchase tickets at the Visitor Center and take a free shuttle bus to board the sleigh. Reservations available. Adults $20, children ages 5-12 $15, children under 5 are free. 307-733-0277. ■ Bingo Night, 7 to 8 p.m. at the Jackson Elks Lodge. Refreshments available, public invited. $17. elks.org. ■ Spanglish Night, 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. at 2nd Floor Whole Grocer Community Room. Want to improve your English or Spanish communication skills? Join the conversation and engage in bilin- gual and cultural discussions. Free. cwc.edu. KIDS & FAMILIES ■ Kid’s Night Out, 6 to 9 p.m. at the Kid’s Ranch in Teton Village. An evening of activities including a pizza party, indoor and outdoor games, movies and sledding for children ages 4 to 18 in a supervised environment. Free. Reservations at 307-39-2788. MIND, BODY & SPIRIT ■ Women’s Empowerment Circle, 6 to 7 p.m. at Intencions. Open group of local women learning to transform life’s obstacles into success, guided by life coach Christie Watts. Donation. 733-0073. christiwatts.com. OUTDOORS ■ TGR Fall Line Camp, all day at Jackson Hole Mountain Resort. A one-of-a-kind ski and snowboard camp for kids in middle and high school. Rising rippers spend three days learning from the best youth coaches. TBD. jacksonhole.com. SPORTS & RECREATION ■ Aikido Sessions, 7:30 p.m. at Inversion Yoga. Free. inversionyoga.com. Tuesday 12.30 MUSIC ■ One Ton Pig, 7:30 to 11 p.m. at the Silver Dollar Bar. Bluegrass, Americana. Free. 733-2190. ■ Screen Door Porch (duo), 4 to 7 p.m. in the Ascent Lounge at Four Seasons Resort. Americana, folk-blues. Free. ■ Moonshine Mary’s Open Mic, 4 to 7 p.m. in The Trap Bar at Grand Targhee Resort. Free. GrandTarghee.com. ■ Open Mic, 7 p.m. at the Village Café in Teton Village. 733-2311. ■ Kris Lager Band, 9:30 p.m. at Town Square Tavern. Rock, blues, soul. $5. 733-3886 ART ■ Cody Downard Art Exhibit, all day at Cowboy Coffee. View the nature inspired photography, including a wide variety of subjects ranging from ski resort marketing to fine art. Free. cowboycoffee.com. COMMUNITY ■ Feature Creature Hour, 10 to 11 a.m. at the Elk Refuge Visitor Center. Learn more about the featured animal’s characteristics, habitat and daily life. Free. fws.gov. ■ Winter Sleigh Rides on National Elk Refuge, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the National Elk Refuge. Visitors purchase tickets at the Visitor Center and take a free shuttle bus to board the sleigh. Reservations available. Adults $20, children ages 5-12 $15, children under 5 are free. 307-733-0277. KIDS & FAMILIES ■ Winter Scavenger Hunt, 11 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. in the Commons at Teton Village. Kids ages 5 and up are invited to participate in a Winter Scavenger Hunt and sledding party. Free. jacksonhole.com. MIND, BODY & SPIRIT ■ Daniela Botur’s Crystal Sound Bowl Experience, noon to 1 p.m. at Intencions. Relax and rebalance to sound frequencies, aromatherapy and good vibes. Walk-ins welcome. $10. intencions.com. OUTDOORS ■ Ranger-led Snowshoe Hike, 1:30 to 3:30 p.m. from Taggart Lake trailhead on the Teton Park Road. The guided walk offers an opportunity to learn about snow science and winter ecology. Snowshoe rental: adults $5, children 8 years or older $2. Bring your winter season permit or purchase a one-day entry into Grand Teton National Park for $5. Reserve your space at 307-7393399. fs.fed.us/jhgyvc. SPORTS & RECREATION ■ Zumba with Tammy, 5:10 to 6:15 p.m. at the First Baptist Church. Zumba fitness is Latin beats paired with easy to follow movement. The cardio is hard to beat. tammyb.zumba.com. – Compiled by Aaron Davis and Jeana Haarman TO HAVE YOUR EVENT INCLUDED IN THIS CALENDAR AND ONLINE, UPLOAD YOUR INFO AT PLANET.COM, EMAIL TO EVENTS@PLANETJH.COM OR CALL JH WEEKLY AT 307.732.0299 JACKSON HOLE NIGHTLIFE GUIDE 16 WINTER 2015 AVAILABLE Jan 2! Elizabeth Kingwill, An insider’s guide to nightlife in the Tetons Everywhere you find JH Weekly and online at PlanetJH.com Jackson Hole at Night is a publication of Planet Jackson Hole, Inc. December 24 - 30, 2014 l www.planetjh.com MA/LPC Licensed Professional Counselor • Medical Hypnotherapist Counseling: • Individual • Premarital • Marriage/Family • Anxiety, Stress • Anger Management • Pain Relief • Depression • Stop Smoking 733-5680 Practicing in Jackson since 1980 • www.elizabethkingwill.com Flexible Hours - Evening & Weekends • Now Accepting Blue Cross Blue Shield CD REVIEWS Dine Out Asian & Chinese CHINATOWN Authentic atmosphere for your dining pleasure featuring over 100 entrees, including Peking, Hunan, Szechuan and Canton cuisines. Lunch specials and dinners daily. Full service bar. Open daily. 85 W. Broadway, Grand Teton Plaza. (307) 733-8856. TETON THAI Serving the world’s most exciting cuisine. Thai food offers a splendid array of flavors: sweet, hot, sour, salt and bitter. All balanced and blended perfectly, satisfying the most discriminating palate. 7432 Granite Loop Road in Teton Village, (307) 733-0022 and in Driggs, (208) 787-8424. Continental THE BLUE LION A Jackson Hole favorite for 36 years. Join us in the charming atmosphere of ahistoric home. Ask a local about our rack of lamb. Serving fresh fish, elk, poultry, steaks, and vegetarian entreés. Live acoustic guitar music most nights. Early Bird Special: 20% off total bill between 5:30-6:00pm. Must mention ad. Open nightly 5:30 p.m. Reservations recommended. 160 N. Millward, (307) 733-3912. bluelionrestaurant.com. CAFE GENEVIEVE Serving inspired home cooked classics in a historic log cabin. Brunch daily 8 a.m., dinner nightly 5 p.m., happy hour daily 3 - 5:30 p.m.: $5 glass wine, $5 specialty drinks, $3 bottled beer. 135 E. Broadway. (307) 732-1910. genevievejh.com. DORNAN’S PIZZA & PASTA COMPANY Gourmet pizzas, homemade soups, pasta, sandwiches and salads. Enjoy a relaxing lunch while sitting along the Snake River enjoying the fabulous view of the Tetons. Twelve miles north of Jackson in Grand Teton National Park at Moose. (307) 733-2415 ELEANOR’S Eleanor’s has all the perks of fine dining, minus the dress code serving rich, saucy dishes in a warm and friendly setting. Eleanor’s is a primo brunch spot on Sunday afternoons. Plus, its bar alone is an attraction, thanks to reasonably priced drinks and a loyal crowd. Come get a belly-full of our twotime gold medal wings. Open daily 11a.m. to close. 832 W. Broadway inside Plaza Liquors. (307) 733-7901. FULL STEAM SUBS The deli that’ll rock your belly. Jackson’s newest sub shop serves steamed subs, reubens, gyros, delicious all beef hot dogs, soups and salads. We offer Chicago-style hot dogs done just the way they do in the windy city. One block north of Town Square. Open daily 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. at 180 N. Center. (307) 733-3448 KIM’S CORNER Best ski food in the area! Korean and American style, from breakfast sandwiches, burgers, chicken tenders, philly cheese steaks, fries to rice bowls and noodles. Something for everyone! Located right at base of Summit Lift between the ski patrol room & the ice rink. 100 E. Snowking Ave. Open Tue~Thur 9:30am-7pm Fri~Sun 9:30am4pm Order ahead 307-2006544 https://www.facebook.com/ Kimscornercafe LIBERTY BURGER Liberty burger features 11 different burger, including the standard liberty burger of just mustard, mayo, lettuce, tomato, pickle onion. There are six different meat selections along with our custom beef blend. Sides include skinny fries, sweet fries and onion rings. Two salads are on the menu along with two sandwiches. Milkshakes, root beer floats, adult milkshakes, beer, wine and spirits are available. Open at 11 a.m. daily. 160 N. Cache. (307) 200-6071. LOCAL Local, a modern American steak- for an additional $5.99/each Ma n gy Mo o s e R e s t a u r a n t , w i t h l o ca l l y s o u r ce d , s e a s o n a l l y F R E S H F O O D a t reaso nable pr ices, is a al ways a FUN PLAC E to go w it h famil y or friends fo r a u nique di ning experi ence. The perso nable sta ff wil l ma ke you feel RIG HT AT HOME a nd t he funky west er n decor wi ll keep yo u ent er ta ined t h r o u gh o u t y o u r e n t i r e v i s i t . (307) 733-0330 520 S. Hwy. 89 • Jackson, WY Re serva t ion s by pho ne a t ( 307 ) 7 33- 49 13 3 2 9 5 V i l l a g e D r i ve • T e t o n V i l l a g e , W Y www.ma ngy mo ose. co m ® Large Specialty Pizza $ 13 99 ADD: Wings (8 pc) Medium Pizza (1 topping) Stuffed Cheesy Bread amsed Steu S b s Hot Dog Soups Salads li “The D’lel That ur Rock Yloy” Bel 307-733-3448 Open 7 days 11am-7pm 180 N. Center St. One block north of Town Square Next to Home Ranch parking lot. Lunch Specials Daily 11:30-4:30: $7 Slice, Salad and a Soda $5 Slice and a Tall Boy 1/2 Price WINGS Sunday Open Late • Take Out • Delivery (307) 734 - PINK (7465) 50 W. Broadway Jackson Hole, WY WALK PAST THE STAIRS IN THE PINK GARTER PLAZA - snow king mountain - cafe Korean & American Style BREAKFAST & LUNCH SANDWICHES, BURGERS, FRIES, RICE BOWLS, NOODLES 100 E. Snow King Ave. (At the base o f Sno w Ki ng betw een Ski Patrol & Ice Ri nk) Tues-Thurs 9: 30 am- 7pm, Fri -Sun 9:30am-4pm • (307) 200- 6544 LOCAL & VOCAL Trio is located just off the town square in downtown Jackson, and is owned and operated by local chefs with a passion for good food. Our menu features contemporary American dishes inspired by classic bistro cuisine. Daily specials feature wild game, fish and meats. Enjoy a glass of wine at the bar in front of the wood-burning oven and watch the chefs perform in the open kitchen. Local is a modern American steakhouse and bar located on Jackson’s historic town square. Serving locally raised beef and, regional game, fresh seafood and seasonally inspired food, Local offers the perfect setting for lunch, drinks or dinner. Lunch 11:30am Mon-Sat Dinner 5:30pm Nightly OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK LUNCHEON SPECIALS and DINNERS DAILY Dinner nightly at 5:30pm 45 S. Glenwood Jackson’s ONLY alternative newspaper Available for private events & catering A publication of Planet Jackson Hole Find us online at PLANETJH.COM For reservations call 734-8038 Thanks for making Chinatown your favorite Chinese restaurant in Jackson Hole! HAPPY HOUR Daily 4-6:00pm 3 07.2 01 .1 7 1 7 LOCALJH.COM ON THE TOWN SQUARE CHINATOWN RESTAURANT 850 W. Broadway • In Grand Teton Plaza Call 733-8856 for take out www.planetjh.com l December 24 - 30, 2014 17 CD REVIEWS Dine Out Antique Peaks Moran Painting for $225 ($450 value) Mill Iron Ranch One Sleigh Ride & Dinner for $40 ($80 value) Pink Garter Theatre One ticket to Dilated Peoples for 17.50 ($35 value) Full Steams Subs $25 voucher for $12.50 Chasing Tails 60 Minute Dog Walk for $17.50 ($35 value) Meno Clinic Aesthetics Center Laser Hair Removal for Small Area, up to 6 Treatments for $225 ($450 value) house and bar, is located on Jackson’s historic town square. Our menu features both classic and specialty cuts of locally-ranched meats and wild game alongside fresh seafood, shellfish, houseground burgers, and seasonally-inspired food. We offer an extensive wine list and an abundance of locally-sourced products. Offering a casual and vibrant bar atmosphere with 12 beers on tap as well as a relaxed dining room, Local is the perfect spot to grab a burger for lunch or to have drinks and dinner with friends. 55 North Cache, (307) 201-1717, .localjh.com LOTUS CAFE Serving organic, freshly-made world cuisine while catering to all eating styles. Endless organic and natural meat, vegetarian, vegan and gluten-free choices. Offering super smoothies, fresh extracted juices, espresso and tea. Full bar and house-infused botanical spirits.Daily 8:00 a.m.breakfast, lunch and dinner. 145 N. Glenwood St. 734-0882. tetonlotuscafe.com. MANGY MOOSE Mangy Moose Restaurant, with locally sourced, seasonally fresh food at reasonable prices, is a always a fun place to go with family or friends for a unique dining experience. The personable staff will make you feel right at home and the funky western decor will keep you entertained throughout your entire visit. Reservations by phone at (307) 733-4913, 3295 Village Drive, Teton Village, mangymoose.com SNAKE RIVER BREWERY & RESTAURANT America’s most award-winning microbrewery is serving lunch and dinner. Take in the atmosphere while enjoying wood-fired pizzas, pastas, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads and desserts. $8 lunch menu from 11:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Happy hours 4 - 6 p.m. include tasty hot wings. The freshest beer in the valley, right from the source! Free WiFi. Open 11:30 a.m. - midnight. 265 S. Millward. 739-2337. snakeriverbrewing.com STREETFOOD @ THE STAGECOACH Streetfood @ the Stagecoach located in the famous Stagecoach bar is here to serve you some old favorites and some new classics. Stop in to try our interpretations of global street foods including authentic Mexican tacos and quesadillas, crave worthy sandwiches, hearty soups and chili. Open Tuesday thru Sunday 11-9, Open until 3 a.m. for Disco Thursday. Hot ‘n ready lunch burritos Tuesday - Friday 11:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. 5755 W Highway 22 in Wilson. 200-6633 SWEETWATER Satisfying locals for lunch and din- ner for over 36 years with deliciously affordable comfort food. Extensive local and regional beer list. Lunch 11:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. features blackened trout salad, elk melt, wild west chili and vegetarian specialties. Dinner 5:30 - 9 p.m. including potato-crusted trout, 16 oz. ribeye, vegan and wild game. Reservations at 7333553. sweetwaterjackson.com. TRIO Owned and operated by Chefs with a passion for good food, Trio is located right off the Town square in downtown Jackson. Featuring a variety of cuisines in a relaxed atmosphere, Trio is famous for its wood-oven pizzas, specialty cocktails and waffle fries with bleu cheese fondue. Dinner nightly at 5:30. Reserve at (307) 734-8038 or bistrotrio.com Indian THE INDIAN The Indian is themed after a British officer’s club, The Indian serves Colonial Indian cuisine and classic cocktails. Enjoy a variety of dishes including butter chicken, lamb vindaloo and many other vegan and gluten free options. Open for dinner nightly at 5:30. 165 N. Center St. Reservations at 733-4111. Italian CALICO A Jackson Hole favorite since Kim’s Corner Cafe $10 voucher for $5 Mountain Runners Delivery One Food Delivery for $5 ($10 value) Teton Electrolysis One 30 Minute Electrolysis Session for new clients for $15 ($30 value) The Boardroom One Major Ski/Snowboard Tune for $25 ($50 value) Pizzeria Caldera $20 voucher for $10 To get these deals and more go to www.halfoffjh.com 1110 W. Broadway • Jackson, WY • Open daily 5:00am to midnight • Free Wi-Fi 18 December 24 - 30, 2014 l www.planetjh.com CD REVIEWS Dine Out 1965, the Calico continues to be one of the most popular restaurants in the Valley. The Calico offers the right combination of really good food, (much of which is grown in our own gardens in the summer), friendly staff; a reasonably priced menu and a large selection of wines available. Our bar scene is eclectic with welcoming vibe. Nightly at 5 p.m. 2560 Moose Wilson Rd. (307) 733-2460. calicorestaurant.com. Mexican EL ABUELITO Serving authentic Mexican cuisine and appetizers in a unique Mexican atmosphere. Home of the original Jumbo Margarita. Featuring a full bar with a large selection of authentic Mexican beers. Luncheon combinations served weekdays 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Nightly dinner specials. Open 7 days, 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. 385 W. Broadway, (307) 733-1207. THE MERRY PIGLETS Voted Best Salsa! Jackson’s oldest authentic Mexican restaurant and a local favorite. Choose from over 10 salsas and sauces, Tex-Mex plates, including mesquite-grilled fajitas, wraps and fire-roasted chicken. Stop in and let Merry Piglets serve it up. Huge margs in 10 flavors plus our “Big Pig Marg,” a 32 oz original. 160 N. Cache, (307) 733-2966. Pizza DOMINO’S PIZZA Hot and delicious delivered to your door. Hand-tossed, deep dish, crunchy thin, Brooklyn style and artisan pizzas; bread bowl pastas, and oven baked sandwiches; chicken wings, cheesy breads and desserts. Delivery. 520 S. Hwy. 89 in the Kmart Plaza. 733-0330. PINKY G’S The locals favorite! Voted Best Pizza in Jackson Hole 2012, 2013 and 2014. Seek out this hidden gem under the Pink Garter Theatre for NY pizza by the slice, salads, stromboli’s, calzones and many appetizers to choose from. Try the $7 “Triple S” lunch special including a slice, salad, and soda. Happy hours 10 p.m. - 12 a.m. Sun.-Thu. Text PINK to 71441 for discounts. Delivery and take-out available. Open daily 11a.m. - 2 a.m. 50 W. Broadway. (307) 734PINK. pinkygs.com PIZZA ARTISAN Jackson’s newest pizzeria serves 16 different pizzas. Try the pizza and salad lunch special for $8. Happy hours are Monday to Friday from 5 to 6 p.m. Open daily at 11:30 a.m. for lunch and 5 p.m. for dinner. Located at 690 S. Highway 89. (307) 734-1970. PIZZERIA CALDERA Jackson Hole’s only dedicated stone-hearth oven pizzeria, serving Napolitana-style pies using the freshest ingredients in traditional and creative combinations. Try our Bisonte pie with bison sausage and fresh sage. Lunch specials daily featuring slices, soup and salads. Happy hour specials from 3 - 6 p.m. Take-out available. 20 W. Broadway. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. (307) 2011472. pizzeriacaldera.com. To be included in our Dining Guide in print and online call (307) 732-0299. Colonial Indian Cuisine Classic Cocktails Open nightly 5:30pm 165 N. Center Street 307.733.4111 www.theindianjh.com & #$ % FAMILY FRIENDLY ENVIRONMENT PIZZAS, PASTAS & MORE HOUSEMADE BREAD & DESSERTS FRESH, LOCALLY SOURCED OFFERINGS TAKE OUT AVAILABLE (307) 733-2460 2560 Moose Wilson Road • Wilson, WY Dining room and bar open nightly at 5:00pm A Jackson Hole favorite since 1965 " $ ! ! $ Streetfood @ the Stagecoach GLOBAL COMFORT FOOD 307.200.6633 • Located in the famous Stagecoach Bar • Wilson,WY Come try out our updated menu! LARGE SELECTION OF MEXICAN BEERS LUNCHEON COMBINATION Monday-Friday 11am-3pm NIGHTLY DINNER SPECIALS HOME OF THE ORIGINAL JUMBO MARGARITA 385 W. Broadway, Jackson Authentic Mexican Cuisine (307) 733-1207 OPEN 7 DAYS 11am-10pm EARLY BIRD SPECIAL 20% OFF ENTIRE BILL Good between 5:30-6:00pm. Must mention coupon. Open nightly at 5:30pm. 733-3912 160 N. Millward Reservations recommended Reserve online at bluelionrestaurant.com BREAKFAST LUNCH DINNER ••••••• Open daily 8:00am Closed Christmas Day 145 N. Glenwood (307) 734-0882 WWW.TETONLOTUSCAFE.COM New pizzas, salads, appetizers and beer! Happ ppyy Holidays! open daily 11am - 9:30pm • 20 West Broadway, upstairs • 307.201.1472 www.planetjh.com Authentic Mexican dishes made from scratch Hot chips made fresh all day long Ten homemade salsas and sauces Our margaritas will make you happy, but our service will make you smile! Voted “BEST MEXICAN RESTAURANT” & “BEST SALSA” Best of Jackson Hole 2014 e Home of th G” MAR “BIG PIG of pleasure 32oz North of the Town Square in Downtown Jackson (307) 733-2966 www.planetjh.com l December 24 - 30, 2014 19 LOCAL ART INITIATIVE PROMOTE YOUR ARTWORK ON THE COVER OF JH WEEKLY your friends at You don’t need a degree, or a C.V. with fancy gallery listings. Just send us your work, and we’ll drop it in the hopper for consideration. Send digital images (9.5” wide by 8” tall) to art@jhweekly.com Submit three images cropped to the required size. Works chosen will appear on the cover, along with details on where to learn more about the artist and their work. The object of this campaign is to promote local artists, so there will be no payment for selected works. 20 December 24 - 30, 2014 l www.planetjh.com 800.613.6385 | WWW.METALOFFMAIN.COM ELIZABETH KOUTRELAKOS GetOut A two-turn paradise a la The Arch. Soaking in the few precious hours of sunlight. An antisocial solstice journey Elizabeth Koutrelakos I don’t know why I left. I could hear the ravens cackling outside as I inhaled bacon grease and ripe socks. Maybe it was the morning sun, peering through the white canvas walls. I slid my pack on and bid goodbye to my friends as they slowly peered at me from their nests of sleeping bags. It was an interesting cascade of events, really. I had just spent the last two evenings at the Baldy Knoll Yurt with a fantastic group of people, but on the second morning, a coffee-inspired burning need to get away entered my bloodstream. Maybe the short days around this time of year have finally gotten to my brain. Maybe I was filled to the brim with social time. The sun guided me out the hobbit door and soon I was on my way, skinning towards Housetop Mountain. I had a picture of a map. It felt like a pretty standard route. Within minutes of my start, my smartphone’s brain froze and the map was gone. I thought back to those sweaty summer days working in Granite Canyon on the trail crew. With the summer trails forever etched in my mind, I continued on my way. From Housetop, I pieced my board together and rode down to Marion Lake. The lake was totally frozen over and appeared to resemble a small meadow from Little House on the Prairie, minus the house. At the lake, I traversed south and skinned up the ridge of a small knoll also known as Pandora. Small pillows at the top gave way to a fantastic feature to ski through. The Arch, visible from the summer trail, consists of about two turns through a tiny classic cavity that opens to a powdery apron. Some people spend an entire day of skinning for those precious turns. I could not pass up the chance to ride through the hole since it was only a smidge out of the way. Decent, soft, and bountiful powder brought a smile to my face. I switched back into split mode and made my way to forks. It was a fantastic journey. Creek crossings, variable split skiing between crust and powder, and lots of sidestepping took up part of the afternoon. Some may interpret this experience as heinous, but I only heard complaints bubbling up from Granite Creek. I attribute my positive experience of tromping in the woods to the fact that no one was there to reflect my complaints, thus negative thoughts simply disappeared into the ethers. After much more sidestepping and one more water episode, I spotted the only set of tracks I saw all day. Could it be a snowshoer? A human? A Bear? It appeared to be more terrifying than all three of these things. A moose, shoulder deep, nine miles up Granite Canyon huffed and perked its ears up. It appeared as perplexed to see me as I was to see it. In my attempts to avoid death by moose, I made my way up the backside of Tensleep Bowl. Early season, the idea of going through the boulder field seemed like an x-rated skin, so I stuck to the trees and tromped uphill. Upon gaining the ridge on the backside of the resort, I eyed some ski patrollers on their final sweep at the Village. They looked at me, uninterested in where I had come from, only motioning for me to hurry up and make my way down so they could wrap up their day. I switched back over to snowboard mode for the last time that day. For the first time, I felt rushed. I attribute this to the fact that humans were present and humans have a tendency to rush things. They rush to get into the mountains only to rush to get down from them to the safety of their motorized vehicles. However, I understood the need to hurry as the patrollers had worked hard all day tending to the needs of a thousand guests. Thankfully, I was able to experience a majority of my day in my own free world. Snacking at will, drinking water without judgment, and snowboarding around wherever I desired. My day of silence felt like a breath of fresh air in a world where constant chatter permeates into every corner. As I rode down the icy death cookies of the Cirque, I began to feel hunger. From there, I journeyed on the big red shuttle to Teton Thai, where I excitedly awaited my green curry. During this wait, I experienced a profound reentry into society. Voices rattled about like a tree full of ravens. The bright colors of the fancy new winter coats blinded my soul. It was early evening as I put my sunglasses on and waited for the Start Bus. The solstice has finally passed. Longer days mean more sun, which will inevitably add to my desire to be social again. www.planetjh.com l December 24 - 30, 2014 2 Gallopin’Grandma Other better toys COOL Gallopin’ Grandma ESSENTIAL VALID PROVOCATIVE The Insider’s guide to Music, Art, Events + News 567 W. Broadway Jackson Hole JHWeekly.com Find us on facebook at Planet Jackson Hole Around the first October of every year a tornado of frenzied greed and hysterical angst slammed into our house, coinciding with the arrival of the Sears Christmas toy catalog. In a few weeks the catalog had disintegrated into a greasy, grubby rag as Santa was assaulted with list after larcenous list. One year I was presented with a long list, which ended with the words, “ … and other better toys.” I think the writer learned that from a TV commercial and she also told me that she had, “the heartbreak of psoriasis.” She was a perfect pawn for Madison Avenue. Santa didn’t have much to bring when my husband and I were kids. I wanted a Sonja Henie doll because she had little ice skates, but she never skated by. My husband got a Boy Scout survival kit, which attached to his belt and had water purification tablets, just the thing for southern Minnesota. He also wanted a Red Rider BB gun like the one Ralphie got, but he only got a cheap copy. He bought himself a real one recently and it’s always under our tree. When Suburbia came into bloom, toys bloomed with it and little girls learned their true lot in suburban life. Santa could bring you an ironing board and iron that heated up, a little stove, a refrigerator, a wringer/washer that held water, or a broom and carpet sweeper. There was even a cleaning set with a little apron and dust mop. You couldn’t get a doctor’s set, as girls weren’t doctors. But you could have a nurse set. I have no idea what boys got, but it sure as hell wasn’t a washing machine. I did have a dear friend whose mother gave him an Easy-Bake Oven when he was a little boy. We had one of those too, and my girls used it until they grew up. They were down in the basement cooking pizza, they said, but who knew what they were cooking up. Eventually the oven almost electrocuted them and we threw it out. As the years went by I think we had every toy that ever was. We had one of the first Barbie dolls and I know there is a graveyard where a billion Barbie shoes are buried. I threw out the Legos when I walked on them in my bare feet. In spite of all our toys, Santa often missed the boat and there were tears, disappointment and Before they all bursted into tears. general ingratitude. I reminded myself that it was a mother’s duty to make sure her children were miserable and disappointed. Here I want to remind parents that if a toy has to be put together, it can come apart, and will. All of those carefully assembled parts will be scattered all over hell and can be used for their true purposes – as a weapon, to flush down the toilet, to feed the dog and dig up the yard. I would save yourself the trouble and just dump the parts on the floor and let nature takes its course. I don’t know what better toys look like today. Most toys look like weapons of mass destruction, zombies and dolls that look like they should be standing on a street corner. I think I would like an Electrowhocardioflux with tam tinglers just like the ones the boys and girls down in Whoville played with before the Grinch took them away. Now that’s a better toy, and I want one now. Redneck Perspective, a biweekly column by local redneck Clyde Thornhill, returns next week. The Sixth Sense by C.C. 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