December 3,2015
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December 3,2015
WHAT’S HAPPENING 80 years in the making • 1936 to 2016 e Key West Tropical Forest & Botanical Garden After an auspicious beginning, the botanical garden fell victim to city and federal government administrative needs. In response to World War II, in 1945, 5.5 acres were deeded to the federal government for a war-time hospital, which became the Monroe County General Hospital in 1951. Additional acres were ceded to the Aqueduct Commission for water storage tanks, Mosquito Control Board offices and golf course expansion. Post-war neglect took its toll and by 1960 there were only 11 of the original 55 acres left, knee-deep in weeds. Led by the Monroe County Audubon Society, a restoration plan was presented to the City Commission in August 1960. e Advisory Council for the restoration was composed of 10 organizations— Monroe County Audubon Society, Key West Garden Club, Key West Woman’s Club, Old Island Restoration Foundation Society, Key West Business & Professional Women’s Club, Key West Soroptimist’s Club, Monroe General Hospital Auxiliary, Xi Alpha eta Exemplar Chapter, Key West Lion’s Club, Key West Chamber of Commerce. Work began in December that year with cleaning up of trails, buildings and identification and tagging of plants. e formal reopening of the garden was celebratedJan. 29, 1961. For the next four years, the garden thrived and fulfilled its role as both a tourist and local community attraction. In September 1965, Hurricane Betsy struck. Betsy became the first hurricane in the Atlantic Basin to cause more than $1 billion in damages. [Arnold L.; United States Weather Bureau (March 1966). “e Hurricane Season of 1965” (PDF). Monthly Weather Review (Miami, Florida: American Meteorological Society) 94 (3): 183–191.] Damage incurred and loss of funds signaled the beginning of another period of ongoing neglect with the place labeled a “weed garden” by e Miami Herald in a lead article of July 12, 1968. Again, concerned individuals raised the alarm and by 1972 the Key West Garden Club signed a lease with the City of Key West to become the guardians of the garden. Relying on club members and volunteer groups, including the 2 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 Betty Desbiens, center, and volunteers Naval Air Station (NAS) Marine Guard Unit of NAS Key West, serious clearing and replanting began in May 1973. | Continued on page 22 KEY NEWS omas Street parking lot to remain free BY PRU SOWERS KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER Chalk one up for the little guy. A flurry of complaints from resident car owners convinced Key West City Commissioners to keep the parking lot behind Monroe County Courthouse on omas Street free at night. City officials had already installed two of three planned parking pay stations in the area and were set to begin charging drivers $2 an hour beginning in early December. Currently, the lot is used strictly by courthouse employees from 7 a.m. to nally supported allowing the $10 a year permits to park for free in the omas Street lot. “But after hearing so many people say they want the lot to remain the same, I think the better motion is to keep it without any permitting fees,” he said. He was backed up by one resident, Tom Malone, who spoke at the Nov. 17 city commission meeting. “I have observed in the 14 years I’ve been here how hard it is for working class people to live in this community. And parking is an expense and can run into a lot of money,” he said. Mayor Craig Cates asked Wilkins 5:30 p.m. Monday to Friday. After hours and on weekends, however, it offers 137 free parking spots for locals in the know and, increasingly, tourists. After a survey by city parking officials that showed approximately 60 percent of the spots on average were being used at night by tourists, city Parking Manager John Wilkins proposed pay-to-park plan estimating it would raise $200,000 a year in new revenue. at started an avalanche of complaints from residents who already pay $10 a year for a permit allowing them to park in “resident only” parking spaces around town. Commissioner Sam Kaufman origi- Point Break Cigars Key West 305.295.6110 pointbreakcigars.com 3 Locations: 600 Duval 921 Duval 403 Greene The Only Keey Lime Pie Cigga in the World™ ™ 3 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 to develop a plan to let locals park for free in the lot but would charge tourists the $2 an hour fee. “If they can’t separate that, then I’d rather leave it like it is,” he said. “Let’s give back something to the taxpayers of this town,” agreed Commissioner Billy Wardlow. Commissioner Margaret Romero was the lone vote against keeping the free parking. “When we have an opportunity for revenue, that’s always a good thing because that offsets actual taxes paid on our real estate . . . to run the city,” she said. n LETTERS TO THE EDITOR d e c e m b e r 3-9, , 2 0 1 5 Published Weekly Vol. 5 No. 49 PUBLISHER/EDITOR Guy deBoer NEWS WRITERS Pru Sowers, C.S. Gilbert, Terry Schmida PHOTOGRAPHERS Larry E. Blackburn, Ralph De Palma DESIGN Dawn deBoer, Julie Scorby PIXEL WRANGLER JT Thompson CONTRIBUTORS Guy deBoer Key News Louis Petrone Key West Lou Matt Dukes Jordan The Happiest Hour Roxanne E. Fleszar Your Financial Future Ian Brockway Tropic Sprockets Steve Calderwood Wining the Keys C.S. Gilbert Culture Vulture Robin Mayer It’s Your Environment Ralph De Palma Soul of Key West Harry Schroeder High Notes Morgan Kidwell Kids’ Korner Diane Johnson In Review Tim Weaver Bonehead Island ADVERTISING 305.296.1630 Susan Kent|305.849.1595 susan.kent@gmail.com Sarah Sandnes|305.731.3223 konklifesandnes@gmail.com Advertising Deadline Every Friday PRINT-READY advertising materials due by Friday every week for next issue of KONK Life. ‘Everything that can be done wrong, FF has done’ BY ROGER C. KOSTMAYER | KEY WEST I love movies and Key West needs and deserves a great film festival. e current film festival (FF) has struggled for several years. It has no connection with our community run Tropic eater. From this three-year customer’s perspective, everything that can be done wrong, FF has done. e FF’s communications, online operations, ticketing, organization, “attendee badge” system, on time record and pleas for the public to give more money are examples of bad service and inept customer relations. One notable exception is the terrific local volunteers who do their best to overcome managerial incompetence. I know we can do better. Here are a few examples from just the first 24 hours of this year’s FF, and there are plenty from prior years: e online ticket purchasing process was so frustrating that calls had to be made for help and the person on the line couldn’t answer the questions. e grand opening at the San Carlos was a long line of people waiting, and waiting, unnecessarily. e slow ticketing and badge drill was a mess. Nothing was on time. One of my companions said “screw it” and left. e sound (from the film or the venue) was so bad the audience couldn’t Ad Dimensions Horizontal and Vertical: Full, 1/2, 1/3, 1/4, 1/8 page, bizcard Ad Submissions JPG, TIFF, PDF — digital formats only Send to production@konklife.com CIRCULATION Kavon Desilus ASSISTANT Ben Neff ASSISTANT KONK Life is published weekly by KONK Communications Network in Key West, Fla. Editorial materials may not be reproduced without written permission from the network. KONK Communications Network (305) 296-1630 • Key West, Florida www.konklife.com 4 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 understand the dialogue. e clincher for me, however, was the the second day. e online process and the tickets both showed the date and time as Nov. 19 at 5 p.m. But when customers arrived for the 5 p.m. show they were told the “actual” time for the film would be 6 p.m.! Social conflicts meant many customers paid for tickets and then couldn’t see the film. In spite of FF requiring voluminous amounts of personal information in order to get tickets online—like email and telephone—no attempt was made to contact customers or to correct their mistakes. Most of the brochures with times and locations, which aren’t sent in advance, are illegible for anyone over age 50. is inept service is unacceptable. I’m advocating replacing the failed FF management with a local, professional and proven non-profit KWFF staff. n Cosmetic shop complaints continue City code complaints continue to be lodged against Duval Street cosmetics shops as their numbers grow. Two Key West visitors lodged complaints against Oro Gold, 518 Duval St. on Nov. 16 reporting the store manager applied cosmetics before telling them the cost. City code requires a written cost sheet be provided before any cosmetics are applied. Oro Gold was also cited Oct. 1 by the city code office for operating without a permit and Aug. 7 for charging a couple $3,225 in unauthorized credit card charges and not providing the required prior written statement of cost. | Continued on page 10 CITY NEWS Bug Board may get second chance to stay BY PRU SOWERS KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER A divided and frustrated Key West City Commission narrowly approved reopening negotiations with the Florida Keys Mosquito Control District to allow it to remain in its current location in a city-owned building on Stock Island. e Bug Board, as it is affectionately known, has leased the building on College Road from the city for the past several years. But the city informed board members last year that it would not renew the $1 a year lease, wanting to reclaim the building and use it as a possible location for affordable housing. As a result, Mosquito Control Board members purchased land on Big Coppitt Road property. “is is a project that can be done and can be started as soon as [Mosquito Control] moves in to its new facility,” Cates said. “For us not to do affordable housing that is such a priority here in Key West so Mosquito Control doesn’t have to move, I just can’t understand that.” But Romero countered that it would benefit local taxpayers to have mosquitofighting chemicals and equipment on Stock Island. Forcing employees to drive up to Big Coppitt and then back to Key West makes no sense, she said. “I think that’s stupid,” Romero said about the commute, adding, “Keep them close to where they are providing the service.” Key and intended to build an operations facility on the site. But a recent estimate for the new building was double expectations, $4 million versus $2 million, leaving Bug Board scrambling for options. at created an opening for Key West City Commissioner Margaret Romero to propose a resolution at the Nov. 17 commission meeting to open discussions with Mosquito Control that would allow it to remain in the Stock Island building. at clearly frustrated Key West Mayor Craig Cates, who has started to work with city planners on zoning regulation changes that would be necessary to build housing on the site. He pointed out the commission voted unanimously last spring to explore putting 40-50 units of new affordable housing on the College KWAHS call-out! • JJ Grey & Mofro concert Volunteers and vendors sought for Saturday, Jan. 2, Key West Concerts presentation of “An Evening with JJ Grey & Mofro” hosted by Key West Art & Historical Society at the historic Fort East Martello at 3501 S. Roosevelt Blvd. e band tours widely with more than 120 live shows a year. e family-friendly concert, featuring the band’s ninth album “Ol Glory,” is part of the Music at Martello Series, a festival-like atmosphere with food vendors, “kid’s zone” with bounce house and “backyard casual” setup. Vendors Commissioners voted 4-3 to approve Romero’s resolution to reopen negotiations with Mosquito Control. e $1 a year contract would be replaced with a market rate lease, providing money to build affordable housing, possibly in that same area since the next-door animal shelter is moving to another location, said Commissioner Sam Kaufman. “[Mosquito Control] needs a permanent home. It may save them a lot of money [to remain on Stock Island]. If would save us as taxpayers if they don’t have to move. Seems like a win-win. It’s worth talking about and exploring,” Kaufman said. Commissioner Billy Wardlow said he wants affordable housing to be a priority | Continued on page 10 and volunteers, contact keywestconcerts@gmail.com Sponsored by We Cycle, Wonder Dog Productions, the Eden House and Shipyard Brewing Company, portions of evening’s proceeds fund KWAHS initiatives. Cash bar and Key West food vendors available on concert’s grounds. JJ Grey & Mofro starts 7 p.m. with opening act at 5:45 p.m., doors open 5 p.m. Discounted tickets can be purchased in advance for $25 at keywestconcerts.com or at the door for $30. KWAHS members can call (305) 295.6616, Ext. 106 for special member-priced tickets and to join KWAHS to receive member benefits. Children under 12 are free. Parking available for $5; bike parking is free. For more information, contact keywestconcerts@gmail.com n 5 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 KEY WEST LOU COMMENTARY e Committee considered the proposed Tower useless and monstrous. A barbarous mass overwhelming and humiliating other monuments. An eyesore. e Committee failed. e Tower was built. Took 2 years to complete. Not torn down after 20 years. Stands to this day. BY LOUIS PETRONE Tourists liked the Tower from day KONK LIFE COLUMNIST one. Two million visited the Tower its aris is much in the news first year. Millions more in subsequent these days because of the years. e Tower today averages seven terrorist bombing. I thought it appropri- million visitors a year. ate to write about something of a French Radio saved the Tower. Note the nature which especially symbolizes Paris. Tower was built for the e Eiffel Tower. 1889 World’s Fair. Radio e Eiffel Tower was built was invented and developed for the 1889 Paris Centennial in the 20 years between Exhibition. e World’s Fair. 1890 and 1910. Its purpose to commemorate e Tower was nearly the French Revolution 100 1,000 feet tall. It became a years earlier. e Tower was state of the art wireless facilto remain for only 20 years. ity. Capable of transmitting en to be torn down. messages initially to London, Most Parisians were Berlin and North Africa. en opposed to the Tower. ey the United States when the thought even 20 years too Tower became part of the long. e Tower was referred U.S. Army’s wireless LOU to by them as a lamp post telegraph system. PETRONE stuck in the belly of Paris, e Tower had a war time COLUMNIST an odious column of bolted value. During World War I, metal. the radio tower intercepted A public campaign ensued enemy communications, relayed Zeppeto prevent the Tower’s construction. lin alerts, and was used to dispatch Called the Committee of the ree Hun- emergency troop reinforcements. dred. Composed of important French art figures. Architects, artists and writers. During World War II, Hitler ordered the Tower destroyed when it was apparent Paris would fall to the Allies. Fortunately, the scheme was not carried out. Also during World War II, French resistance fighters cut the elevator cables so the Nazis had to climb the stairs. e fighters kept the cables cut throughout the occupation. e Tower’s infancy began with a competition to build a monument for the World’s Fair. More than 100 competed and submitted plans. AlexandreGustave Eiffel’s company Eiffel de Compagnie received the commission. e company had a solid reputation as an architectural, consulting, bridge building, and construction firm. Eiffel had a valued employee, e structural engineer Maurice Koechlin. Eissel and Koechlin worked as a team regarding the Tower. e two had collaborated earlier on the Statue of Liberty’s armature. e Tower was constructed of puddle iron. Another name for wrought iron. e Tower consists of 18,000 pieces of puddle iron and 2.5 million rivets. It stood nearly 1,000 feet tall when completed. One thousand feet tall being comparable to an 81 story building. e Tower consisted of 3 platforms/ floors. Initially, only two were open to the pubic. Later, all three. Today serviced by nine elevators. Restaurants among present-day tenants. e Eiffel Tower P 6 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 e Tower is repainted every seven years. At the beginning, three colors. Lighter at the top. Gradually getting darker as the bottom was reached. e purpose to make the Tower compliant with the Parisian sky. In 2013, the Tower was painted bronze. e Tower received a major facelift in 1986. e Tower is owned by the City of Paris. e top floor had a small apartment reserved for Eiffel himself. Eiffel used the apartment to entertain. e apartment remains today even though Eiffel is long gone. It has been decorated in the period style as when constructed. Lifelike mannequins of Eiffel and notable guests are part of the apartment. e rooms are open to the public. Charles de Gaulle could be hard to live with. History tells us of Eisenhower’s trials and tribulations with the man. His ideas did not always make sense. In 1967, de Gaulle was President of France. He secretly arranged with Montreal Mayor Jean Drapeau to dismantle the Tower and relocate it to Montreal for Montreal’s Expo 67. When the plan was discovered, all of Paris and France went crazy. e French people feared the Tower would never return. e plan was dropped. e Eiffel Tower . . . one of the Seven Wonders of the World. n COUNTY NEWS n More on page 9 No decided on hotly contested communications tower n Sugarloaf Key BY TERRY SCHMIDA KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER e 200-foot monopole communications tower proposed for Upper Sugarloaf Key was rejected by county Planning Commission during a Nov. 18 hearing at Marathon Government Center. Final tally was 3 to 1 with only District 2 Commissioner Beth Ramsay-Vickrey voting in favor of granting the permit. District 3’s Liz Lustberg voted against, as did District 4’s William Wiatt, and Ron Miller of District 5. District 1 Commissioner Denise Werling was absent for the vote. More than a dozen residents of the secluded Upper Sugarloaf Key neighborhoods spoke out against the structure, which was to be built by Florida Keys Media LLC. e company’s owner, Bob Holladay, controls six local radio stations including flagship U.S. 1, which were to have been served by the tower. e tower concept had been in the planning stages for over a year, but during that time, a groundswell of opposition began building among local residents and snowbirds with second homes in the area. Concerned citizens, including Vera Vasek, circulated online and paper copy petitions against the project which they argued had no place in their neighborhood. e group also organized an Upper Sugarloaf Residents Association to fight the development. “Currently, there are five towers south and southeast of the proposed site at 830 Crane Boulevard, all within a two-mile radius, and all with flashing lights,” the group’s petition read, in part. “Residents and visitors already suffer more than their share of such visual intrusions . . . e proposed industrial tower would forever alter and dominate the existing community character of this low-density island, where generations of residents and visitors have enjoyed the natural beauty, wildlife and open views of the Great White Heron National Wildlife Refuge.” Following the hearing, USRA attorney Van Fischer pronounced himself satisfied with the vote. “e association was opposed to . . . the antenna-supporting structure,” he said. “It follows that the association is pleased with the outcome. I believe the planning commission made the right decision in denying the application. “e main thing is that the tower is incompatible with the community . . . in terms of height, mass, and scale. e commissioners haven’t released a written determination yet, but the motion that was passed was denying the application on three grounds. It’s incompatible with community character. e second was adverse impact on surrounding property values. e third was that the applicant failed to demonstrate that no alternative wireless communications facility could accommodate the proposed facility.” Florida Keys Media purchased the local classic rock station WAIL, top-40 outfit WEOW, country-programed WCTH, and another classic rock station, WFKZ, from Clear Channel Broadcasting in late 2013. Owner Bob Holladay had relocated his stations’ studios to Crane Boulevard and wanted the tower to be located nearby. n Southeast Florida Climate Leadership begins next week ity tools for rating and assessing communities, coordination with state and federal elected officials and agencies, clean energy and transportation, national security and the evolving legal landscape for local governments in the face of sea level rise. e Annual Southeast Florida Climate Summit is an event of the Southeast Florida Regional Climate Change Compact, a regional partnership of Broward, Miami-Dade, Monroe and Palm Beach counties, their municipali- e 7th Annual SE FL Regional Climate Summit, Dec. 1-3 in Key West, is hosted by Monroe County with the City of Key West, City of Marathon and Islamorada Village of Islands joining as co-hosts. is year’s summit speakers and participants engage in “Charting the Course” for South Florida’s future. Public, private and nonprofit experts and elected officials lead sessions on topics such as cutting edge modeling and evaluation tools, adaptation strategies, sustainabil- 7 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 ties and other partners. e Compact partners have worked together since 2009 to develop a strategy that will enable the region to adapt to the impacts of Southeast Florida’s changing climate, such as sea level rise, and to reduce its causes. is collaborative effort is the first of its kind and has not yet been duplicated anywhere else. e summit will be held at Casa Marina Resort in Key West. e summit has sold out. Visit GreenKeys.info to view the agenda. n BUG BOARD | Continued from page 5 COMPLAINTS | Continued from page 4 at violation resulted in a $500 fine and was also referred to the State Attorney’s Office for investigation. One hundred and three days after the incident. the couple’s money was returned. Adore Organic Innovations, a cosmetics shop at 119 Duval St. was cited June 17 for failing to provide the required written statement of cost before a sale of $12,400. On July 29 the complaint went before the Special Magistrate. e store was found in violation and fined $500 but refused to accept the returned unopened merchandise. e store was also cited Oct. 16 for operating without the required permit. e same store was the scene of sidewalk protest in April after charging a senior citizen with mental illnesses more than $40,000 for cosmetics. e store recently changed its name and is currently operating as Kristals Cosmetics at 119 Duval St. A spokesperson for e Key West Rip Off Rapid Response Team called the new violations “deeply troubling” and promised to investigate. Spokesperson Bruce Mitchell said, “e fact cosmetic shops are multiplying like rabbits may lead to even more consumer rip offs.” In May, there were four cosmetic stores offering free samples in their doorways. Today there are eight. e stores are located at 291 and 407 Front St. and 119, 120, 211, 218, 423, and 518 Duval St. Tevis Wernicoff of e Key West Rip Off Rapid Response Team warns consumers: “If you take a free sample of cosmetics in Key West, you are half way to becoming the victim of a deceptive, high-pressure sales scam.” n 8 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 on the site, but there may be room for that plus the Mosquito Control offices. And Commissioner Clayton Lopez said that “poor planning” on the part of the Mosquito Control Board as to the costs of constructing a new building did not require Key West has to rescue them. However, he voted to support the resolution directing city staff to explore all options for the property. Commissioner Richard Payne disagreed, saying Mosquito Control is already planning on moving. “It’s basically a settled issue. We have things to do for our people. We just need to go our separate ways,” he said. But Romero was able to convince three of her colleagues to support her resolution and she was at City Hall the next day working with staff to explore the option. Even if the ultimate result is that Mosquito Control does move, it is still worth looking at, she said. “I want both sides to work together for the benefit of the taxpayers,” she said. • High schoolers Global Leaders Essay Contest Monroe County high school students can enter the Global Leaders Essay Contest—15 winners chosen to receive competitive scholarships, $500 to full scholarships toward an Experiment program for 2016. Scholarships applied to program fee for any of the more than 30 programs in 20-plus countries. Also, additional need-based financial aid available to those who exhibit. INFO experiment.org COUNTY NEWS In wake of arrest in Upper Keys, county marine theft down BY TERRY SCHMIDA KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER No convictions have yet been made in the rash of marine-related thefts that plagued the county over the past year or so, but arrests made back in September seem to have had a positive effect on the problem. e Monroe County Sheriff’s Office and law enforcement agencies had been investigating nearly 100 cases of marine technology, lower unit and boat theft since November 2014. But that number has shrunk to a handful, largely due to dampening effect of arrests in Tavernier of Yosvany Izquierdo Marquez of Miami and Roberto Morales Diaz of Hialeah. e simultaneous bust of the two men was the culmination of work undertaken by a task force assembled by Sheriff Rick Ramsey, which included input from Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, Florida Highway Patrol, Key West Police Department, Customs and Border Protection agents and State Attorney’s Office. “I can tell you absolutely [the thefts] have tapered off,” said Monroe County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman Becky Herrin. “Whether the high profile nature of the whole operation or the thieves have moved somewhere else, it’s probably a combination. We had a great effort from the agencies taking part and with the community pitching in to help. We’ve made it tough to commit those kinds of crimes in our community.” MCSO partnered with Crime Stoppers of Florida Keys to offer combined rewards of up to $5,000 for information leading to arrests in the multitude of thefts which had bedeviled Middle and Lower Keys boaters recently. MCSO sought tips of stolen marine electronics and lower units from boat motors. First week of August, Sheriff’s Office reported: · Boat docked behind a 5th Avenue Gulf home was burglarized between Aug. 2-3. Fishing equipment and Garmin GPS stolen from 31-foot Contender. · Vessel docked behind a Yellowtail Drive home was robbed around the same time. Garmin GPS unit stolen. · 26-foot Sailfish parked on trailer next to Channel Drive house burglarized between 1:30-7 a.m. Aug. 3. Garmin GPS stolen along with rods and reels and tackle box. · Vessel docked at a Corte Del Sol home burglarized, Aug. 2-3. GPS system and three engine gauges. · Boat docked at Grouper Drive home burglarized, Aug. 2-3, for GPS system. · 30-foot Sailfish boat burglarized, docked at a Treasure Road home, Aug. 2-3. GPS and radar unit taken. · Between Aug. 3-4, 28-foot Mako docked at Sunshine Key Marina off Big Pine Key, burglarized. Garmin GPS stolen. Also two lower units taken from 25-foot Mako boat docked at marina. Neither Yosvany Izquierdo Marquez nor Roberto Morales Diaz has been charged with above mentioned crimes. n keysscribe@aol.com 9 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 WHAT’S HAPPENING What’s going on? n Dec. 4 Papa Doble Social Club’s Christmas Cabaret is on! e Keys private club opens its doors to the public for the first time on Friday, Dec. 4, to celebrate the holiday season in an evening of song, dance and classic burlesque performances. e night begins with a private trolly ride form Vinos on Duval (810 Duval) to the dock at Safe Harbor on Stock Island. e big red doors of Papa Doble Social Club greet. Champagne and appetizers provided by Key West restaurants. Hosted by Key West Burlesque’s Tatah DuJour, gala features performances by Moana Amour, Aurora Natrix, Jenna Beth, Angie Z, Lucky Bruno and special appearance by Lola Lafluer, plus more! Classic Christmas cocktails available. Proceeds go directly to the Montessori Children’s School of Key West. Classic Key West Christmas Cabaret pretrolly party starts at Vinos on Duval at 5:30 p.m. Trolley departs 7 p.m. and returns after the show. Doors at Papa Doble Social Club open 7 p.m. Showtime 8 p.m. Guests not taking trolley from Vino’s arrive at Papa Doble Social Club 7 p.m. for pre-show cocktails, pool games on the Papa Doble vintage pool table and hands of black jack, benefiting Montessori Children’s School of Key West. Special one-night event this Friday, Dec. 4. Tickets available, keystix.com n INFO keywestburlesque.com n Dec. 6 Trim a tree! e Schooner Wharf Bar Tree Trimming Party is 5 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 6. Ornaments will be entered in a contest and prizes awarded for Most Original, Most Nautical and Most Popular with the holiday crowd. All tree trimmers will be treated to a free holiday cocktail, egg nog, hot apple jack or Swedish Glogg. en cross off several items on the holiday shopping list at the Santa’s Key West 10 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 Workshop located at Schooner Wharf Bar. Local artists on hand with original artwork for Christmas gifts. For the 16th year, Schooner Wharf “Breakfast Club” heads up a Toy Drive on Tree Trimming Day, benefiting Toys for Tots and Angels—Just 4 Kids. Each of Santa’s helpers who donates a gift to the cause also receives a free holiday drink from Schooner Wharf Bar. George Victory on guitar, vocals and steel drums with Marty Stonely on flute, sax and vocal harmony and rounding out the sound is guitarist Yvan Agbo. Trio plays holiday tunes, reggae and calypso.n INFO schoonerwharf.com n Dec. 12 Calling Captain Claus! Time for the 25th Annual Schooner Wharf Bar & Galley Lighted Boat Parade at 8 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 12. Dinghies, kayaks, ships and schooners all eligible to share in the holiday’s maritime parade. Prizes for the 12 winning places and free raffle for all participating boats. Entry forms available at Schooner Wharf or online. Registration fee $25 will ensure a safe parade for everyone. Captains’ Meeting takes place Friday, Dec. 11, on the upper deck of Schooner Wharf with complimentary, beverages and Schooner Galley hors d’oeuvres. n INFO schoonerwharf.com n Dec. 15 Light up the Lower Keys Decorate your Lower Keys’ home or business for the holidays. Turn in anyone who displays the holiday spirit and they may win a prize! Judging takes place Tuesday, Dec. 15, between 6-9 p.m. between Big Pine and Sugarloaf. Call Holly to enter: (305) 872-0106. Sponsored by Big Pine and Lower Keys Rotary Club and Keys Energy. n WHAT’S HAPPENING ‘Land Where Blues Began’ explores roots of the Blues Film-maker Alan Lomax (center/1915-2002) has been described as “one of the greatest American field collectors of folk music of the 20th century.” | PHOTO CONTRIBUTED n Dec. 3 6 p.m. ursday, Dec. 3, acclaimed film “e Land Where Blues Began” will be screened in the Helmerich Research & Learning Center on the third floor of the Custom House Museum, 281 Front St., followed by a post-film discussion led by celebrated Key West-based musician Larry Baeder who has performed world-wide with giants of blues, soul and rock n’ roll. Key West Art & Historical Society Board member Michael Shields, curator and host of the ongoing film series, “Art as History, History as Art,” selected the film to compliment the current Custom House Museum exhibit “Bars, Brews & Blues: Carousing in Key West.” e film explores the social and musical origins of the blues through contexts as diverse as barrooms, revivals, riverbanks, railroads and picnics. Shot in Mississippi in 1978 by Alan Lomax, the 75-minute film reveals the conditions and personalities that birthed the blues tradition and features interviews and performances by artists including Sam Chatmon, Lonnie Pitchford, Jack Owens & Bud Spires, Sonny Boy Nelson, Belton Southerland, Othar Turner, Napoleon Strickland and Joe Savage. Admission for KWAHS members, $5; $10 for non-members. Reserve at kwahs.org/learn/art-as-history-historyas-art-film-series/ For more information, contact Adele Williams, Education Specialist, (305) 295-6616, Ext. 115. n INFO kwahs.org 11 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 THE HAPPIEST HOUR ON THE SCENE with M A T T D U K E S J O R D A N CAROL TEDESCO | photographer Only Wood for true Neopolitan pizza and more BY MATT DUKES JORDAN KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER t Only Wood, a genuine Italian-style pizzeria and trattoria, two fellows who are originally from Italy make various kinds of delicious Italian food and specialize in wood-fired, Neopolitan-style pizza. During happy hour you can get a deal on pizza and on various appetizers and drinks. I’m a long-time pizza fan and home pizza maker. I’ve read books about pizza and have gone to some of the toprated pizza restaurants in the country like Mozza in Los Angeles and Pizzeria Bianco in Phoenix (rated best in the country by some aficionados). e fact that Key West has a restaurant that makes true Neopolitanstyle pizza, and it’s made by guys who grew up in Italy, is very exciting. e restaurant opened October 2012 and is owned and run by David Cremascoli and Alessandro Piazzo. Both worked in restaurants in New York before moving t o Key West. Alessandro worked at the highly esteemed Keste pizzeria (makers of true Neopolitan pizza). Neopolitan pizza is a thin-crust pizza that originated in Naples, Italy. Putting tomatoes on flatbread goes back a few hundred years in Naples, however, the official invention of true Neopolitan-style pizza took place in 1889 when the baker Raffaelo Esposito made pizza for visiting royalty using the colors of the Italian flag: A Mayor Craig Cates (far left), county and city officials, Key West Art & Historical Society leadership, staff and friends celebrated the reopening of the Key West Lighthouse on Nov. 23. The 167 yearold structure owned by the county and operated by Key West Art & Historical Society was closed for six weeks of renovations. Total cost, including renovations currently underway for Keeper’s Quarters and Museum Store, was $665,800 funded in part by the Tourist Development Council. (Right) Paul and Danna Garrigues of Amelia Island took in the view from the lighthouse. The pair’s first trip as a couple was to Key West in 2001, returning every year since. 12 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 red (tomato sauce), green (basil), and white (mozzarella cheese). Over the years many people claimed to make Neopolitan pizza but got it wrong. So in 1984, Neopolitan pizza makers in Italy codified what goes into true Neopolitan pizza. It must be an artisan pizza using finely ground 00 flour mixed with only water and salt and fresh yeast (not dry). e dough is kneaded by hand or in a low-speed mixer. It’s topped with true San Marzano tomatoes, raw and pureed. A key topping is fresh mozzarella cheese made from cow milk or buffalo milk. Fresh basil and some olive oil are also added. It’s baked very quickly in a very hot oven, minimum temperature 800 degrees, with a wood fire. It cannot bake longer than 90 seconds. Only Wood follows the Neopolitanpizza rules. ey use imported Italian flour and San Marzano tomatoes and they have a special wood-burning oven from Italy that gets up to 1,000 degrees so the pizza is baked very quickly. During happy hour you can get a small pizza for $7 (normally $12.50), extra toppings $1 each. I had one with some anchovies on it, and it was great. One thing that I love about really good pizza is that even the crust tastes delicious so you can enjoy it by itself and it’s a treat. Few pizzas have crusts like that. Only Wood does. Other discounted treats at happy hour included fried calamari, $5.50; bruschetta (toasted bread topped with olive oil and tomatoes, etc.), $4.50; chicken wings; and mozzarella with basil and tomatoes, $6.00. Beverages include discounted house wine, $4; Miller Lite, $3; Margaritas, $4; and Homemade Sangria, $4. I tried the Sangria, and it was delicious. After I’d polished off my pizza, I had some wonderful gnocchi ($18.50) made with tomato sauce and cherry tomatoes, melted mozzarella cheese, and basil. It was the best gnocchi I’ve ever had. e restaurant is tucked away in Key Lime Square and has an outdoor patio and a roomy indoor area as well. Happy Hour runs 3:30-5:30 p.m. November to April and 5:30-7 p.m. May to October. n WHAT’S HAPPENING Schooner Wharf Bar Schooner Wharf Bar George Victory 202 Williams St., 292-3302 n Thursday 1203 Cool Duo 7-11pm Sam Ramos and guest musician play Motown, Detroit Funk, Classic Rock and island favorites. Friday-Saturday 1204-05 George Victory and the Observant Lion Band 7pm-Midnight Showcases Caribbean-inspired world beats. Four-piece band fronted by two-time gold album artist/guitarist / vocalist George Victory. African per- cussionist “Massai” known for telling stories on hand drums, Yvan Agbo from Paris, Senegal and harmony singer/multi-reed player Marty Stonely on flutes and saxophones. Sunday 1206 George Victory 6:30-11pm Internationally known steel drum player George Victory teams with local harmony singer and multi-reed player Marty Stonely and Yvan Agbo on hand drums and guitar. Soulful trio at Tree Trimming Party. Monday 1207 The Greens 7-11pm Some high octane new grass and bluegrass with some old-time and new-time jazz with a little gypsy, dueling guitars and country. Vocalist Gary Mackey along with Rob Cook, Duval Street “washboard- tie guy” on percussion, Dillon Scott on guitar and standup bass player, Steve LaPierre. Tuesday 1208 Chris Case 7-11pm Jammin’ authentic sound of the islands as well as Motown, funk, rock and blues. Wednesday 1209 Eric Stone 7-11pm Songwriter and performer Eric Stone teams up with Myles Mancuso for blues, classic rock, reggae and beach music. Smokin’ Tuna 4 Charles St., (305) 517-6350 n Thursday 1203 Scott Kirby 5pm Caffeine Carl and The Buzz 9pm Friday-Saturday 1204-05 Nick Norman 5pm Caffeine Carl and Friends 9pm Sunday 1206 Currie W Clayton 5pm Rusty Lemmon & Friends 9pm Monday 1207 Scott Kirby 5pm Caffeine Carl & The Buzz 9pm Tuesday 1208 Scott Kirby 5pm Chris Thomas 9pm Wednesday 1209 Scott Kirby 5pm Tackleboxx 9pm | Continued on page 16 Schooner Wharf Bar Eric Stone and Myles Mancuso 14 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 Scott Kirby 5 p.m. Thursday, Monday-Wednesday Key West troubadour and songwriter Chris Thomas 9 p.m. Tuesday New York native with music degrees from William Patterson University and New York University. Versatile singer has played with Gary U.S. Bonds and Roundhouse Rockers, Bums in the Park, Groove and Nikki Armstrong & the Whole Lotta Blues Band. WHAT’S HAPPENING Hog’s Breath Saloon Myles Mancuso Band Hog’s Breath is better than no breath at all ✔ Three live acts from 1 p.m. until 2 a.m. ✔ Full menu! Fresh seafood, sandwiches Hog’s Breath Saloon & classic island favorites. ✔ World famous t-shirts and merchandise. ✔ Private party and special events room. Visit us at hogsbreath.com 296-4222 400 Front Street Key West Hog’s Breath Music Schedule for this week! Thur. 1203 Fri. 1204 Sat. 1205 Sun. 1206 Mon. 1207 Tues. 1208 Wed. 1209 Dave Coleman Dave Coleman Dave Coleman Dave Coleman Joel Nelson Kenny & Cuda Kenny & Cuda NFL Sunday J W Jones J W Jones J W Jones J W Jones Band Band Band Band Zack Seemiller Copper Sky Myles Mancuso Band Joel Nelson Copper Sky Myles Mancuso Band Joel Nelson Copper Sky Myles Mancuso Band JW Jones Band | Continued from page 14 Hog’s Breath Saloon 400 Front St., (305) 296-4222 n Thursday-Sunday 1203-06 Dave Coleman 5:30-9:30pm Nashville rocker singer-songwriter plays solo. Coleman’s CD, “Nowhere’s Too Far,” was called an eclectic rock record that’s a raucous as Saturday night in East Nashville. JW Jones Band 10pm-2am Canada’s top touring blues band, JW Jones has one of the most energetic live show on the scene. The band has played in Canada and the states, Europe, Australia and Brazil and invited on stage by the likes of The Fabulous Thunderbirds, Little Charlie and the Nightcats, Rod Piazza and Herbert Sumlin. Monday-Wednesday 1207-09 Copper Sky 5:30-9:30pm Performance all-encompassing experience of incredibly performed music with mix of genres and original songs. Myles Mancuso Band 1 0pm-2am Myles Mancusco is a nationally recognized prodigy who fronts his own band, singing, playing guitar and keyboards. He is considered one of the top 10 guitar prodigies in the world. He has been performing professional since the age of 10. Mancusco has performed at some of New York City’s top bars—BB Kings in Time Square, the Cutting Room, the Bitter End and others. He has been nominated for an Emmy in 2012 and won a Cable Telly Award. Mancuso’s show has been described as rockin’, rhythmin’ and Blues. And also its been called a updated funk/rock twist on traditional American sound. Mancuso’s recently released CD is “Truth.” | Continued on page 17 Hog’s Breath Saloon Copper Sky 16 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 WHAT’S HAPPENING Leah O, Ken Fairbrother perform at Blue Room • Blue Room at BottleCap, 1128 Simonton St., 9 p.m. ursday, Dec. 3 Leah and Ken perform a mixture of folk, contemporary and rock on the new Blue Room stage 9 p.m. ursday, Dec. 3. Leah’s vocals have a smoky quality of a Janis Joplin-Sarah Mclachlan hybrid. Ken keeps you rockin’ with his guitar licks. n Blue Room at BottleCap 1128 Simonton St., (305) 296-2807 n www.bottlecapkeywest.com Thursday 9pm Live acoustic musicians Friday 5-8pm Tips Benefit Happy Hour Friday 10pm DJ Zisco/Latin dance music/top hits Saturday Memory Lane Revisited— ’60s to ’90s DS Dance Party Tuesday 11pm House Music Party The Green Room 501 Greene St., (305) 741-7300 www.greenroomkeywest.com n Thursday 1203 Jason Lamson 5:30pm Chris Toler 10pm Friday 1204 Jared Konersman 5:30pm David Warren 10:30pm Saturday 1205 Jason Lamson 6pm David Warren 10:30pm Sunday 1206 NFL Sunday 1pm Roenin 8pm Monday 1207 Karri Daley 3:30pm Jason Lamson 9pm Tuesday 1208 Jason Lamson 4:30pm Chris Toler 9pm Wednesday 1209 Jason Lamson 5:30pm Roberto Debourg 10pm My New Joint Lounge 22658 Overseas Hwy., Cudjoe Key www.mynewjoint420lounge.com n Thursday Michelle Dravis Friday Robert Douglas Saturday Larry Baeder Pinchers n 712 Duval St., (305) 440-2179 Carl Hatley 1-5pm Bobby Enloe 1-5pm Carter Moore 7-11pm The Pier House At the Beach Bar, One Duval, (305) 296-4600 n Thursday Brian Noon-3p; Din 4-7pm Friday Brian Noon-3pm; Joel 4-7pm Saturday Rob Noon-3pm; Din 4-7pm Sunday Amandah Noon-3pm Monday Rob Noon-3pm Tueday Rusty Noon-3pm; Rob 4-7pm Wednesday Rob Noon-3pm Tom Taylor 4-7pm Chicago’s 610 Greene St., (305) 741-7891 www.chicagoskw.com n Monday-Thursday Amandah Jantzen, 4:30-7:30pm Tuesday-Thursday 3sum, 8-11:30pm Friday The Boys, 7-8pm 3sum, 8-11:30pm Saturday Amandah Jantzen, 5:30-7:30pm 3sum, 8-11:30pm Sunday Robert Albury, 4-6pm Moose, 8-11:30pm Monday Moose, 8-11:30pm 17 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 SHORTANSWERS IN REVIEW BY J E F F J O H N S O N n P A U L A F O R M A N Rolling smoothly Dear Short Answers: How do you handle relatives who don’t use email? It makes it nearly impossible to plan family get-togethers when a few “older members” take two or three days to respond to any question (whenever they get around to listening to their messages on the ancient answering machines). Do I just forget about them in the planning stage and tell them when the event is going to be and they can just show up or not? oroughly Modern Mel Dear Mel: Family get-togethers present many challenges. We suggest that you don’t get your knickers in a twist right out of the gate. We assume you want them all to come—old and dotty, young and irritating. at’s what makes families a joy. Resign yourself to calling everyone several times. Or even better, delegate it to another family member—and you concentrate on planning the party! ‘Alice’ again opens season to HER charity? Pissed Off Dear Pissed: We get it, but ultimately the choice to contribute was yours. Sorry. Rosi Ware and Sarah Goodwin are among the actors due praise, although there wasn’t a bad apple all evening; all deserve mention and all ontinuing its tradition performances were interesting with —and mission—of pro- striking moments and could be exducing edgy, uncommon immersion pected to be even better by opening. theater, Key West Fringe kicked off Of course, reliable performances its fifth anniversary season with a can always be expected from locals new take on last year’s popular pros such as Melody Moore, Joanie opener, Alice’s Parlor, short plays Sullivan and Janeen Gracer, plus by an innovative 20th century playStage Manager Deb Kik assisted wright. Alice’s Parlor II is billed as by Cynthia Kemeny. Four More Plays by Alice Gerstene four short plays—e berg. is year as last, the venue Unseen, Hearts, Seaweed and eir is the historic parlor of the rectory Husband—provide a peek at upper of St. Paul’s Church. middle (lower upper?) class life on “Gerstenberg (1885-1972) was a Chicago’s posh North Shore, with pioneering playwright and activist all the stereotypical expectations of who played a pivotal role in Ameriwomen (and one man—Neal Ruchcan theater,” according to program man is the lone male) and a frosting notes provided by Production Manof psychological drama of the early ager Alicia Merel. “A continuous to mid-20th century. In a couple innovator, she was an original memof cases there are clever, possibly surber of the Chicago Little eater prising plot twists—but no spoilers movement. Most of her one-act plays here. It’s safe to say the themes confeature women in leading roles and cern relationships and at least brush are intended to be performed in inti- upon feminist topics. mate settings—like a parDirectors, including lor. Gerstenberg penned Merel, newcomer Stephen several Broadway shows, Kitsakos, Karen Leonard started many small and Judy Hadley, have their Chicago theaters and work cut out for them with worked to make women in some of the emotional theater ‘respectable’ in the heights of these scripts; early 20th century.” e the balance between convermovement’s productions of sation and declamation can C.S. Chekhov, Ibsen, Strindberg be a challenge for any G I L BERT and Shaw, with the theater company. csgilbert@.com Provincetown Playhouse e Fringe is to be producing O’Neill, were praised for remaining true “among the nucleus of what to the objective of the little theater became off-Broadway.” movement, which was to create true Almost two weeks prior to the community theater, offering opporopening (which was even then sold tunities to amateur casts, crew and out), Artistic Director Monnie King audiences, expanding the horizons of allowed Konk Life to see a runall involved. Gerstenberg’s scripts are through; even that far out, it was unabashedly period pieces but create clear that an interesting show was characters and situations of interest, jelling, with several performances suspense, even shock. Expand your that were notable even then. horizons Dec. 3-5 and Dec. 9-12. n M. Susan Butler, Kitty Clements, n More! Page 45 BY C.S. GILBERT KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER A Dickinsian tale C Dear Short Answers: My boyfriend has been living in my home for the past three months. I just started to ask him to share some of the expenses. He gladly gave me half of what I requested. I wonder how soon can I ask for the rest without appearing to be cheap? Need $$ Dear $$: Get “even” as soon as possible before inequality becomes habit. Remember Oliver Twist: say “more please, sir…” and nothing else. If he doesn’t get it, he doesn’t get it. Judge not Dear Short Answers: My next door neighbor is an artist who lost her husband about five years ago. She has become very close with her gardener who suddenly seems to be living with her. I am afraid that he is taking advantage of her money and her loneliness. How do I Dear Short stop this from happenAnswers: A close friend ing? I don’t think he of mine asked me to means to harm her, but contribute to a charity I fear he might be stealthat she is very ing from her. I tried involved with. It wasn’t to “hint” with my something I was perfriend that he was trousonally interested in, ble, but she defended but I made a contribuhim and refused to distion as a personal favor PAULA FORMAN & cuss it. Do I wait until to my friend. Shortly JEFF JOHNSON something horrible after I sent the money, happens? Or do I call some authority? I heard that the charity had gone out of business due to financial problems. I am at a loss. Would Like to Help Dear Would Like: ere is nothI asked my friend if I could get my ing you can do that won’t cause harm money back and she said that my conor embarrass. It may be he is taking tribution went to pay for debts that advantage of her, or he could be a the charity had incurred. I am beyond very good friend—an appreciated disfurious. Don’t you think my friend should pay me back the $1,000 I sent traction at a crossroads in her life. Stay out of this. n Beware! Life is complicated. “Short Answers isnt. Send a question about whatever is bothering you to KonkLife@shortanswers.net or go to www.shortanswers.net and a psychologist and sociologist will answer. A selection of the best questions appear in Konk Life. 18 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 W I N I N G t h e K E Y S Cooawaara and Nuriootpa BY STEVE CALDERWOOD KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER get creative when it comes to winemaking.) South Australia is most important of the states when it comes to wine. It’s responsible for 50 percent of the country’s wine and has some of We’ve taken a look at Australia and its wine the most renowned appellations and most of regions—as early as four years ago these wines them surround the state capital, Adelaide. were widely available in the United States, but Situated 35 miles to the northdue to a rising Aussie dollar, a west of Adelaide with the town of falling reputation for quality and Nuriootpa being the main town, it is exceedingly poor brand managethe home to Penfolds and Henschke, ment, the good wines of Australia two of the country’s most prestigious have almost disappeared from producers. And here, Shiraz is king. shelves in the United States. e grape here produces rich, is happened as insipid wine chocolaty, spicy wines that are some companies (I refuse to call them of my favorites. Barossa also wineries) produced insipid wines in STEVE produces some of Australia’s best mass quantities that they then C A U L D E R W O O D rieslings. shipped off to us. Probably COLUMNIST East is Eden Valley and here Riesthe best example is Yellow Tail ling is the most planted grape. When wines. ese piles of rat droppings most of us think of Riesling, we were shipping us 112,000 cases in think of slightly sweet, flabby 2001, and by 2005, that number wines, but in Australia nothing had grown to 7.5 million cases. is further from reality. e Why? Because we bought it. Aussies make Rieslings bone e other major event that dry with a hint of minerality occurred at this time was Fosand a tint of lime. ters brewing went on a giant Farther to the north is Clare wine buying blitz. ey bought Valley, and Riesling is even more Penfolds, Lindeman’s and Roseimportant here. Winemakers such as mount, all which were huge wineries but Tim Knappstein, Petaluma and Pikes have set still created some absolutely outstanding juice. up operations here and also make some Well, Fosters was more interested in quantity wonderful Shirazes and Cabs. than quality and soon, they started building a en just south and east of Adelaide, we hit reputation as a Yellow Tail competitor (and the two more classic wine regions—McLaren Vale rising AU dollar didn’t help). Soon Fosters figand the Adelaide Hills. McLaren Vale is slightly ured out it had no business being in wine, so cooler than Barossa due to its closeness to the they took a huge write off and spun the wine business off into a new company called Treasury ocean and grows just about everything here. But one grape truly shines here—Sauvignon Wine Estates. ey haven’t been much better at Blanc. Shaw & Smith andLenswood are two of managing these brands; in fact, they recently my favorites that, if you see them, buy them! (and controversially) took a $160 million writedown and destroyed tens of thousands of bottles Quite a few Cabs and Shirazes come out of here as well, and Rosemount sources its Balmoral of wine inventory. (Cheap swill won’t last Syrah out of McLaren Vale. more than a year or two). To the north is Adelaide Hills, another great But, now the Aussie dollar has retreated back spot for Sauv Blanc and becoming quite the spot to its historical rate against the U.S .dollar, and for Aussie pinot noir, due to its cool climate. they’re starting to return to quality wines. I’m Finally, southeast to Victorian border is probnow seeing a lot more in the shops than I have ably the second most important growing region on a long time. So, with all that said, let’s conin South Australia—Coonawarra. It’s nine miles tinue our travels through the land of Oz; this long, quite narrow and the coolest growing area time with South Australia, the home of Coonin South Australia. It’s known mostly for its awarra and Nuriootpa. (Yep, the Abos have all incredible Cabernets. n the creativity in names, but boy can the Aussies 19 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 KEY BUSINESS T R O P I C S P R O C K E TS KEY WEST IAN BROCKWAY Trumbo omewhat in the carbonated and episodic manner of the biopic “Hitchcock” with lots of period style and detail, here is “Trumbo” a study of the great but sadly marginalized screenwriter Dalton Trumbo. e film has an energetic buoyant quality, yet it is laced with darkness and does not shy away from the fears of the early 1950s, when right wing conservatism took a deep breath. We begin in 1948 Hollywood. Trumbo (Bryan Cranston), a Communist, is starting to feel the itch of judgment all around him. There are rumors of a Cold War and people are starting to talk. The writer who was once nominated for an Oscar wants to do something big but can’t quite muster the energy. Trumbo moves to workers’ issues, holding rallies about equal pay for set designers and holds meetings at the home of Edward G. Robinson (Michael Stuhlbarg.) The viper-like gossip columnist Hedda Hopper (Helen Mirren) writes a few insinuating columns about Trumbo and soon he feels a million eyes burrow into his collared shirt. He pens the film “Roman Holiday.” After the premiere, a disgusted movie-goer throws soda in his face. Then during a party, the men arrive; Trumbo is called to testify to the House Un-American Activities Commission. Things don’t go well. S The film possesses a swift and rolling cadence. Trumbo retains his spirit throughout as he sees each and every inflexible (and somewhat outrageous) creature with a gimlet eye. Nothing escapes this screenwriter. Cutting Trumbo may be, but he is never sour, despite one year in prison. Mirren turns in an exclusively nefarious and caustic role as the unsympathetic Hedda, who practically wears fish scales. Stuhlbarg is perfect as the passive Edward G. Robinson, while John Wayne (David James Elliott) is a stiffly robotic blow-hard blinded by the Right. Trumbo has one ally in the character of Arlen (Louis C.K.) who is brave to a fault but is increasingly stifled by cancer. He tempers his friend’s dire news with some black-humored quips that recall his self deprecating role in TV’s “Louie.” The film breezily highlights a tinseltown fringed in fear, a tightly wound community with martinis clutched between talons. Many a wobbly and Brillcreamed head would rather watch a war film than worry. The hissing of a serpent’s suggestion comes from the woman in a hat that lays on her head like a poached tongue. There is some domestic tension with Trumbo’s wife Cleo (Diane Lane), and some charged ferocity from his daughter Nikola (Elle Fanning) but for the most part, the conducting is done by Trumbo alone. “Trumbo” suberbly merges actual newsreels of the era with the actors and this gives it a visceral, contemporary yet ageless texture, putting all within the fabric of living ghosts. And, while no connection is explicitly made between this wedge-headed hysteria of long ago and the piggish offensiveness in our current times, one wonders how many hellish arms Hedda might have propped up, or just how many orange and angry men John Wayne would have been able to inflame, if the two of them were still living today. n Write Ian at ianfree1@icloud.com 20 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 T R O P I C S P R O C K E TS IAN BROCKWAY Brooklyn rooklyn” by director John Crowley is a conceptual time capsule and a tribute to the affectionate and spirited films of the 1950s. With its generous rolling sweeps of the camera, it is as authentic as it is moving. In a 1952 Ireland, Eilis Lacey (Saoirse Ronan) an inquisitive young girl, has a chance to go to America with the hopes for better opportunities. She boards a passenger ship but immediately becomes ill, due to increasingly rough seas. Eilis makes the crossing and takes a job at a huge, gold-toned department store in Brooklyn but becomes the outcast. She endures crippling homesickness and is endlessly under the judgment of a gray-flannel gaze. She is sarcastically treated by her boss, Miss Fortini (Jessica Pare) and a pair of Waspy girls (Emily Bett Rickerts and Nora-Jane Noone.) While playing at being a chaperone, Eilis meets the street-smart but sweet American Tony (Emory Cohen) who bears a resemblance to Bobby Darin or a young Dion. Tony is immediately hooked and so is Eilis. Tensions rise with melodrama in Ireland juxtaposed against a kind of fairytale Brooklyn with shiny cars, movie theaters and madras shirts, underscoring the existence of Eilis as “the other,” unsure of her emotions and not knowing whether to laugh or cry. e apprehension is soon at its height. Ronan is neither weepy nor ecstatic in her role. Rather she opts for pitch perfect authenticity as a visitor in a strange, over-confident planet known as Brooklyn. e actor has the diversity to be unassuming as well as to portray a girl next store sensuality akin to Maureen O’Hara in John Ford’s “e Quiet Man.” TROPIC CINEMA 416 Eaton St. 877-761-3456 B Week of Friday, December 4, 2015 to Thursday, December 10, 2015 Spotlight (R) Fri - Thu: (1:30), 3:55, 6:25, 8:55 Spectre (PG-13) Fri - Sun: (2:15), 5:45, 8:35 Mon: (2:15), 8:35 Tue & Wed: (2:15), 5:45, 8:35 Thu: (1:30), 4:20 Both Jim Broadbent and Julie Walters show well as a priest and a tough boardinghouse head, respectively. In this story, Brooklyn becomes more of an abstract place pointing to the heart of a young man rather than a literal borough. John Crowley has given us a rich, colorful and gentle film that is easy on the eyes, but by no means a trifle. While playing on the old Hollywood of Douglas Sirk or the aforementioned John Ford, the director delivers an amiable antidote of innocence that stands in contrast to our current state of immigrant paranoia and outright fear. n Write Ian at ianfree1@icloud.com Tropic Cinema Four Screens in Old Town. Rated Best Cinema in Florida. www.TropicCinema.com (877) 761-FILM 21 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 Trumbo (R) Fri - Thu: (1:45), 4:10, 6:35, 9:00 Brooklyn (PG-13) Fri - Thu: (2:00), 4:15, 6:30, 8:45 To Have and Have Not (NR) Mon: 6:30 PM Dartmouth Dodecaphonics () Thu: 7:30 PM WHAT’S HAPPENING Great Andrea Mangrove, Rob O'Neal photo Distinguised Speaker Series n Dec. 10-11 Key West Art & Historical Society welcomes the public to a gallery talk and sneak preview with photographer Rob O’Neal from 6-7 p.m. ursday, Dec. 10. e professional photojournalist’s presentation will be based on his new exhibit at the Custom House Museum—“Islands in the (Gulf) Stream: A photography exhibit of Key West & Cuba,” which launches with an opening celebration the evening of Dec. 11. O’Neal has captured the heart and soul of Key West and Cuba for more than 16 years with both his talent and his attitude. “I love shooting,” he says. “No matter how bad things can get, how many missed opportunities, or how many outof-focused images, my best shot could very well be the next one. It’s corny but true. at’s what drives me.” His exhibit at the Custom House Museum on 281 Front St. runs through April 19 and will showcase more than 40 images of his work. e gallery talk is part of the organization’s Distinguished Speaker Series, a twice-monthly program that highlights the abundant history and cultural assets of our islands through informal lectures. Tickets at KWAHS.ORG/Learn; $5 for members; $10, nonmembers. n INFO kwahs.org 80 YEARS IN THE MAKING | Continued from page 2 Mary Malone, lead club member in the restoration efforts, noted “the club has bought about all the garden tools in Key West for the project.” [Key West Citizen July 8, 1973, pg. B1] With the garden club’s lease to expire 1991, volunteers began planning in 1988 a new nonprofit group to take over responsibility of the garden stewardship. Founding members of the Key West Fringe’s ‘Alice’ e preview audience at Fringe’s season opener Alice’s’ Parlor II gave a rousing ovation to the 16strong cast. Audience laughed and clapped at the touching and hilarious plays about love, revenge, hypocrisy and redemption. e “immersion” theater production takes place in Alice Gerstenberg’s intimate parlor (Rectory parlor at St. Paul’s Church) where Alice greets her “guests” (the audience) who have an upclose and personal view of her four one-acts: • e Unseen. Will the scatterbrain maid destroy their fortunes? Starring Rosi Ware, Diane Shelby and Botanical Garden Society included Samuel Chapin, Marjorie Chapin, Margaret Braisted, Betty Desbiens, Helen Hulbert, George DeCoster. March 1991 marks what may be considered the beginning of the current era of the garden. With Betty Desbiens as president of the society and volunteers in place, a new entranceway, improved trails and possible guided garden tours were some of their first priority efforts. In the following 34 years, the garden has seen the addition of a Visitor Center and courtyard waterfall feature, two “butterfly habitat” gardens, the dredging and landscaping of a freshwater lens pond, designation as an official stop on the Great Florida Birding Trail, establishment of its garden “Guardians” and “Companions” volunteer programs, growth of the Garden Nursery as an integral part of the garden’s overall mission housing 1,500-2,000 plants, (30 percent or more threatened or endangered species) and more. It has weathered hurricanes, floods and temperature extremes, insect and plant infestations. Community events, weddings, dinners and dances have all been celebrated under the garden’s green canopy. In a Key West Citizen feature news article of March 4, 1990, Betty Desbiens is quoted: “You know, I have always said this is Key West’s best kept secret [the garden] and it’s a shame more people don’t take some time to find out what’s here.” Neal Ruchman, directed by Steve Kitsakos. • Seaweed. Can friendship trump love? Starring Melody Moore, M. Susan Butler, Sarah Goodwin and Melissa Hyatt, directed by Karen Leonard. • Hearts. High society’s “gotcha!” starring Kitty Clements, Deborah Snelgrove, Donna Stabile and Jeanne Tindel, directed by Judy Hadley. • eir Husband. A revolving door at Fortuneteller’s starring Diane May, Joanie Sullivan, Monique Griffin, and Janeen Gracer, directed by Alicia Merel. Alice is played by Alicia Merel in introductory scenes written by Monnie O. King. e Alice’s Parlor II cast includes local “lapsed” actors as well as local favorites in the mostly-female roles for which Gerstenberg is famous. A pioneering playwright, she and fellow members 22 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 e garden’s 80th anniversary approachs in 2016—enjoy the garden! n INFO keywestbotanicalgarden.org STYLE | Continued from page 23 in Nursing Administration and Development, giving her unique insight in how to understand and evaluate her clients and their needs while being “fiscally responsible in providing the best service and design for their homes,” she says. “My interior design education has continued throughout my career, but my nursing education has provided the basis needed for sound business ethics and judgment when caring for and creating a person’s most personal space,” she adds. “My job and joy is to help clients find and define their style by bringing my expertise to their lives and sourcing the best possible solutions to their specific design needs,” she says. But mostly she wants to celebrate finally being here as a full-time Key West resident and business owner. “I feel blessed to be amongst a community of open-minded, socially responsible and giving individuals who also have been touched by Key West’s beauty and charm,” she says. “Since I was a little girl, I knew that Key West was a very special place.” n Friday-Saturday, Dec. 4-5, grand opening owith raffle prizes and refreshments. of the early 20th century Little eater Movement performed in parlors and warehouses and offered opportunities to experimental playwrights around the world from Eugene O’Neill to Shaw, Strindberg and Chekov creating what we now call Off-broadway. Says Producing Artistic Director Monnie King, “Gerstenberg engages people using laughter to illuminate universal truths that are as valid today as when she wrote in the 1920s.” n Alice’s Parlor, eight performances only! Dec. 2-5 and Dec. 9-12 at St. Paul’s Historic Rectory, 401 Duval St., 8 p.m. curtain.Tickets at www.fringetheater.org or (305) 707-4053 or keystix.com, (305) 295-767 INFO fringetheater.org WHAT’S HAPPENING Embracing style estled upon a sofa in Jane Gardner’s Simonton Street showroom rests a hand-stitched pillow that reads: “I wasn’t born in Key West, but I got here as fast as I could.” “ose are the best words to describe me,” says Gardner. Since the mid 1960s, the interior designer has visited the Florida Keys with her family, collecting more than 50 years of memories of snorkeling the reefs and wrecks, fishing, shrimping, eating conch chowder and key lime pie, and all the exotic experiences that come with two annual weeks in paradise. “My Uncle Harry’s nickname for me was ‘Conch-head,’” says Gardner, whose delight for the islands was obvious even as a child. Her enthusiasm proved inescapable. Gardner relocated to Key West last year from Chicago and opened a showroom that distinctly reflects her memories and love for the colorful, tropical flair found in the Florida Keys. “ough I have been coming to Key West for as long as I can remember, almost all of that time was as a tourist who stayed in a hotel once or twice a year or with my own children on their winter or spring breaks,” she says. “I felt to become a part of the Key West community, I needed to invest in a store.” e showroom gives her a place to run her design business while allowing customers to see the array of interior design that works here in the Keys. Her signature design style is eclectic, blending patterns and colors in a way that highlight the furniture and architecture of any space, and she appreciates the blend of Old World with modern. More importantly, Gardner is an expert at using her talents to support the vision of her clients. “e challenge is always to combine my expertise with their views and find their special style for living in the space,” she says. e designer studied at the International Academy of Design in Chicago in the 1980s but also has a doctorate degree | Continued on page 22 N Designer Jane Gardner launches opening, downtown showroom n Dec. 4-5 n Friday and Saturday, Dec. 4-5, interior designer Jane Gardner welcomes the public to help celebrate the grand opening of her 328 Simonton St. showroom, featuring an array of indoor and outdoor furnishings, decorative accessories and gifts that offer a Key West flair and complement Gardner’s design services. After nearly five decades of Christmas and spring break visits to the island with her family, Gardner relocated to Key West last year from Chicago, bringing with her 30 years in the interior design industry. Despite her national appeal, her Simonton Street showroom reflects her love for the island and its many customer styles. “I have always had a more eclectic approach to design,” she says, explaining how she blends favorite pieces from a client’s home with more updated products and designs. “I love spaces that blend Old World with modern and am known for blending patterns and color in O a unique way that highlight the furnishings and architecture of any space.” Gardner combines her talent and aesthetic with sound business ethics and judgment when caring for and creating a person’s most personal space, insuring delight for both she and her customer. “My motivation and passion for interior design has always been to understand my client’s aesthetic and find the best resources to create their best space or home,” she says. “e challenge is always to combine my expertise with their views and find their special style for living in the space.” e two-day event includes raffle prizes, refreshments and complimentary initial consultations for customers inter- ested in her services. “Not all clients are comfortable expressing their taste or their likes and dislikes, due to lack of experience, interest or time,” says Gardner. She will run her interior design business from the showroom with assistant Tracey Holst who “brings a fashion designer’s approach to merchandising and customer interaction,” says Gardner. A portion of the event’s proceeds supports the Key West Equestrian Facility. For more information, contact Jane@janegardnerinteriors.com n INFO janegardnerinteriors.com 23 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 Local Musician Kristen McNamara Is Reborn As Roenin Photo: Roenin Music • Cover: JT Thompson Local Artist Roenin Releases EP BY EMILY SCHULTEN risten McNamara is originally from St. Louis Obispo, California, and moved to Key West four years ago, having flirted with the island for some time. This was after she showed off her vocal talents on American Idol, Star Search, and Nashville Star. But this type of fame wasn’t really where her passion lay, and it wasn’t really aligned with her long-term goals. After a little recent rebranding, McNamara, who previously performed under the name KMAC, has released her new EP under her new name, Roenin. Roenin was living in Los Angeles. when she first came to Key West. She was here to perform at the annual Key West Songwriter’s Festival, but she ended up fortuitously meeting a man who would inspire both songs and relocation. Years later, she considers Key West home, and that is nowhere more apparent than on the EP titled, Gypsies. Roenin was inspired toward change for several reasons, including reaching a point where she felt more confident in her own skin and sound. “I believe in what I’m doing,” she says, “and I’m not second guessing myself.” When she talks of reality show fame, she says she’s come to a place where, if given the chance, she would not do it all over again: “Music is art to me; I don’t see it as competition.” The tune that Roenin highlights most when she’s talking about Gypsies is a track titled “Duval Street.” While on what Roenin calls an K “emotional journey,” she stopped in Key West where she stayed at the Casa Marina. One evening she stepped outside in a storm and leaned against a drainpipe and was struck by lightning. At the urging of hotel staff to go to the hospital, she declined, stating that if she only had another half hour of productivity in her, she was using it to make music. This is how “Duval Street” came to be written. It is this island, the singer believes, that creates the conditions for the perfect song-writing stories and experiences. The titles of the other songs on Gypsies included the title track, “Where You Are,” and “Walk on Water.” The video for “Duval Street” was also filmed on the island, in a bi-plane piloted by Raymond Cabanas. All four videos, in fact, were filmed here. These videos can be found on Vevo. Roenin has been singing professionally since she was twelve years old, and her sound has been described by some as a combination between Adele and Stevie Nicks, and the work she has done ranges in genre from country to dance. 25 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 This vocalist is adamant that her talent represent Key West and its artistic endeavors well, in addition to bringing new and positive attention to the area. This is where she feels she does her best work and is most inspired. Gypsies was produced by Joey Barba and is now available on iTunes. On November 20th, Roenin will provide the entertainment for “Thanksgiving Back to Key West” on Sunset Key, a benefit from which all proceeds go to The Keys Learning Center and Michelle’s Foundation. You can also catch Roenin live around Key West at venues including Island Dogs, Rick’s Downstairs, and Smokin’ Tuna. Find a line-up on her website by visiting itsroenin.com, or on her social media site, @itsroenin. Richard Dennison Organizes Guild PreChristmas Mixer PETE ARNOW | PHOTOGRAPHER PETE ARNOW | PHOTOGRAPHER ichard Dennison, center, of Gourmet Nibbles and Baskets again organized the Key West Business Guild Pre-Christmas Mixer. He is shown here with Bobby Ciulla and Greg Dunbar. R Annual Guild PreChristmas Mixer Well Attended ey West Business Guild President Alan Beaubien welcomes Zachery Moses and his son Archimedis to the annual pre-Christmas mixer held under a big tent on Frances Street. 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Hosted by Don Riggs, KONK Life’s News Editor, we’ll have all the local news that affects your life, your family, your business and our community! 40 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 Celebrating the Life of Patrick Shank PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Kristina Welburn’s 50th birthday wish: BRING HOLIDAY CHEER TO LOCAL SENIOR CITIZENS Party with a Purpose 3(5)(&7 )25+2/,'$< *,)7*,9,1* 216$/( 12: 5BMLPGUIF5PXO3FTUBVSBOU5PVS$BSE9 Thursday, December 17th 5-7pm PG"MM4BMFT1SPDFFET(P5P$IBSJUZ The Blue Room at the Bottle Cap Southernmost Santas for Seniors Be one of Kristina’s Southernmost Santas donating gift bags to 250+ senior citizens Sponsor a gift bag for $10 FOR DETAILS, visit the Facebook event Southernmost Santas for Seniors 1. 2. 0O4BMF/PX"U5IFTF.FSDIBOUT SEND A CHECK TO The United Way or 4PNF3FTUSJDUJPOT"QQMZ of the Florida Keys • PO Box 2143 Key West, FL 33045 • Attn: SMS 4PVUIFSONPTU1PJOU(VFTU)PVTF-BEZ/BJM 4PEV(BMMFSZ .BE)BUUFS 'MPX4QB 100 Years of Dedicated Service to Community ATTEND KRISTINA’S BIRTHDAY PARTY 319 Duval Street • KeyWestWomansClub.org )&--*/(4)064&.64&6.03( 4VNNFSMuseum Hours: 8FE-Thurs 10am-4pm, Sat 10am-1pm Thursday, December 17th at the Blue Room In partnership with United Way of the Florida Keys 41 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 Celebrating the Life of Patrick Shank PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN 42 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 Celebrating the Life of Patrick Shank PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN 43 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 A Farewell Performance From Randy Thompson PHOTOS BY GUY DEBOER 44 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 A Farewell Performance From Randy Thompson PHOTOS BY GUY DEBOER 45 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 The Southernmost Cabana Resort: A downtown enclave of new Key West homes by TERRY SCHMIDA KONK LIFE REAL ESTATE WRITER or the first time in many years, would-be Key Westers are being offered the opportunity to purchase a brandnew home in a downtown development. The 21-unit Southernmost Cabana Resort features an array of single family homes, ranging from 1,215-square foot 2-bedroom/2bath units, to a 1,501-square foot 3/3 home, all located just steps to the bars, restaurants, and other attractions of Upper Duval Street. At present over 30 percent of the units are under contract, according to Kris Pabian, who, along with her husband John, developed the complex, which is F The Southernmost Cabana Resort near upper Duval features an array of single family homes. Open floor plans are featured in all units. 46 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 Kitchen finish options are limitless. Spacious master bedrooms are featured in all units. now nearing completion, on Simonton Street, between Truman Avenue and Virginia Street. “All of the units have been built to very high standards,” Kris Pabian said. “They’re wind resistant up to 180 mph, so that you don’t hear Duval Street at all. They’ve also all available in a variety of paint schemes, named after famous cocktails, like Pale Ale, Sapphire and Soda, and Grey Goose,” Pabian added. “We really wanted them to feel like Key West itself, but you can also really feel a woman’s touch within them. They’re stylish and got 9-foot ceilings, granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, and large bedrooms, central air and heating, and plank tiles, which are the hottest thing in new construction, at the moment. “The units also have room for clothes washers and dryers, and are 47 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 functional at the same time.” To that end, the Pabians worked with the city’s Historic Architectural Review Commission, to combine the style of Old Key West with the new building codes of the modern-day city. The Southernmost Cabana Continued on next page. The Southernmost Cabana Resort Resort offers these sturdy yet sleek structures in a variety of configurations, including secondfloor units, and detached two-story houses, all with decent-sized attics, rear patios, and surrounded by lush landscaping. Continued point of town, also relieve mortgage-holders of the need to carry flood insurance. “It is so rare to find brand new homes like this in Key West, but to find them just a block off Duval Street, with every perk you might want in them, is just fantastic,” said Terri Spottswood of Truman & Co. Real Estate, which is serving as the listing agent for the development. “The units are all very open and stylish with the development expected to be almost complete by the end of this month. Most are priced in the $750,000 to $830,000 price range. Because they have All feature off-street parking spaces, and access to the community pool, with homeowners’ association fees set at a very reasonable $130 per month. The complex’s location in Key West’s “X-Zone,” the highest Full guest baths feature tub and shower combinations. This mosaic waterfall was commissioned as part of the Key West Art in Public Places program. 48 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 impact windows and sit in the X flood zone they have low insurance rates as well as low maintenance fees of only $130 per month. The pool and covered parking just tops it all off.” For more information about the Southernmost Cabana Resort, call Terri Spottswood at 305-292-2244 or 305-587-3407, or email terri@terrispottswood.com. Konk Life welcomes subjects for other articles about Keys homes currently for sale. Contact Guy deBoer at (305) 296-1630 or (305) 766-5832 or email guydeboer@konknet.com. 1 2 3 4 Featured Home Locations 2 1 5 3 6 Key Haven Stock Island 4 Featured Homes – Viewed by Appointment Map #Address 1 2 #BR/BA Old Town Villas at Key West Corner Simonton & Greene 65 Sunset Key Dr., Key West 2BR/2BA Listing Agent Phone Number Ad Page Will Langley, Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Knight & Gardner Realty 305-394-9020 49 Mike Caron, Compass Realty 508-269-8565 305-296-7078 49 Patricia McGrath, Century 21 Schwartz Realty Geno Zaharakis, Century 21 Schwartz Realty 781-249-6623 773-206-0097 49 3 2601 S. Roosevelt Blvd., Key West – Multiple Units 4 811 United St., Key West 1BR/1BA Dawn Thornburgh, Beach Club Brokers, Inc. 49 5 305-294-8433 800-545-9655 2026 Seidenberg St., Key West 3BR/2BA Doug Mayberry, Doug Mayberry Real Estate 305-292-6155 51 6 1423 Flagler Ave., Key West 5BR/4.5BA Doug Mayberry, Doug Mayberry Real Estate 305-292-6155 51 1BR/1BA, 2BR/1BA, 3BR/2BA 50 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 3-9, 2015 Key West Association of REALTORS® keywestrealtors.org Phone (305) 296-8259 Listing Agency Middle Keys Coco Plum Real Estate Island Breeze Realty Coldwell Banker Schmitt Coldwell Banker Schmitt Fathom Realty Coldwell Banker Schmitt Lower Keys A Key Real Estate Coldwell Banker Schmitt Coldwell Banker Schmitt Florida Coastal Realty Coldwell Banker Schmitt Century 21 Schwartz Dolberry Realty LLC Coldwell Banker Schmitt BHHS Knight & Gardner Century 21 Schwartz BHHS Knight & Gardner Coldwell Banker Schmitt Key West Coldwell Banker Schmitt Coldwell Banker Schmitt Sellstate Island Properties Theo Glorie, Inc Doug Mayberry Real Estate Cabana Realty List Price Sold Price Fax (305) 296-2701 Selling Agency Sold Date Street # Street Address Island Built Description Bdrms Wtrfrnt MM Coldwell Banker Schmitt Island Breeze Realty American Caribbean Real Estate Coco Plum Real Estate Fathom Realty Coldwell Banker Schmitt 11/24/15 11/19/15 11/20/15 11/20/15 11/23/15 11/20/15 $ $ $ $ $ $ 264,500.00 498,000.00 130,000.00 130,000.00 282,500.00 125,000.00 $ $ $ $ $ $ 267,250.00 488,000.00 125,000.00 125,000.00 272,500.00 125,000.00 133 2239 1154 1156 561 263 Coco Plum Dr #20 Yellowtail Dr Camino Del Vientos Camino Del Vientos 49th Ocean 15th St Marathon Marathon Marathon Marathon Marathon Marathon 1974 1956 N/A N/A 1972 1948 Condo Single Family Lots Lots Half Duplex Single Family 2 3 0 0 2 4 No Yes No No Yes No 52.5 52 49.5 49.5 49.5 48 A Key Real Estate Fathom Realty Fathom Realty Century 21 Schwartz Coldwell Banker Schmitt Realty Executives Key West Waterfront Keys Realty Inc. Coldwell Banker Schmitt Coldwell Banker Schmitt Keys Commercial Real Estate Coldwell Banker Schmitt Florida Keys Real Estate Co 11/18/15 11/19/15 11/24/15 11/20/15 11/20/15 11/23/15 11/20/15 11/20/15 11/20/15 11/19/15 11/20/15 11/20/15 $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ 375,000.00 199,900.00 444,000.00 309,000.00 479,000.00 650,000.00 95,000.00 399,000.00 529,990.00 425,000.00 459,000.00 299,900.00 $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ 350,000.00 210,000.00 425,000.00 310,000.00 479,000.00 612,500.00 88,500.00 300,000.00 498,000.00 425,000.00 430,000.00 306,000.00 31036 29971 2008 3627 706 25074 701 0 51 253 420 5513 Hollerich Dr Pine Channel Rd San Remo Dr Trade Winds St E Caribbean Dr 5th St Spanish Main Dr #8 Vacant Land Drost Dr Mars Ln D Ave 5th Ave Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Summerland Key Summerland Key Cudjoe Key Cudjoe Key Cudjoe Key Geiger Key Big Coppitt Stock Island 1966 1989 1986 1973 1999 1994 N/A N/A 1960 1973 2014 1978 Duplex Single Family Single Family Single Family Single Family Single Family Lots Lots Single Family Single Family Single Family 3-4 Units 3 2 2 3 3 3 0 0 2 3 3 4 Yes No Yes Yes Yes No No No Yes Yes No No 31 30.5 30.5 29 25 25 23 21 21 9 5 5 Key West Properties Conch Realty Sellstate Island Properties Engel & Voelkers Doug Mayberry Real Estate Cabana Realty 11/20/15 $ 260,000.00 $ 262,600.00 3930 S Roosevelt Blvd #214W Key West 11/24/15 $ 265,900.00 $ 270,100.00 3225 Eagle Ave Key West 11/20/15 $ 329,900.00 $ 318,000.00 1417 12th St Key West 11/18/15 $1,200,000.00 $ 900,000.00 724 Caroline St Key West 11/20/15 $1,400,000.00 $1,400,000.00 1021 Washington St Key West 11/20/15 $ 55,000.00 $ 55,000.00 302 Southard St #212 Key West Based on information from the KWAR MLS for the period of 11/19/15 through 11/25/15 1991 1984 1982 1908 1953 2001 Condo Townhouse Single Family Single Family Single Family Commercial RE 2 2 3 3 2 0 No No No No No No 4 3 2 1 1 0 Good Deeds sponsored by 5 6