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SATURDAY MARCH 23
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00 Te Karere (R, C) 4694
6.30 Hyundai Country Calendar
(G, R, HD, C) 9385
7.00 Rural Delivery 9994
7.30 Fair Go (R, C) 3101
8.00 60 Minute Makeover
(G, R) 22101
9.00 ■ Mexican Food Made
Simple (G, C) 1588
9.30 Come Dine with Me
Omnibus (G, R, C) 6887101
Noon Chef on a Mission
(PGR, R, HD) 97491
1.00 Gordon’s Great Escape
(PGR) 13439
2.00 The Chase (G, C) 17255
3.00 Four Weddings Australia
(PGR, R) 68965
4.00 Islands of Britain (R, C) 62781
5.00 River Monsters (G, C) 48101
6.00 One News (C) 59217
7.00 ■ Country Calendar (G, C)
Sunny Side Up: John Blakie
organically farms thousands
of chooks, and loves it,
despite hating living on a
farm as a child. 439
7.30 ■ Billy Connolly’s Route 66
(PGR, R, C) Tonight: Billy’s
journey comes to an end
as he covers the last of the
iconic Route 66. 9138
8.30 Come Dine with Me UK (G,
C) Swansea: Competing for
the top prize are uptown
girl Stephanie, budding
stand-up comic Luke, DJ and
tele-salesman Ed, and largerthan-life Helen. 9448149
9.35 MasterChef New Zealand
(AO, R, C) Tonight: The top
13 contestants cook the meal
they would choose for their
last supper. 7209878
10.35 ■ Pan Am (PGR, HD, C, AD)
1964: As 1963 ends, Colette
is asked to move to Wahran
to begin a six-month formal
courtship with Prince Omar.
2376149
11.30 ■ Boy A (2007, AO, R, HD,
C) A young man is released
from prison after many
years spent on the inside
for a murder he committed
while he was a child. Andrew
Garfield, Peter Mullan. Films,
page 68 2682033
1.40am BBC World – What If?
3621453
2.00 BBC World News 8391892
2.15 Sport Today 4602434
2.30 One Day in Dubai 1931279
3.30 Dateline London 1935095
4.10 My Country: China 4639750
5.30 – 6.00 Our World 2439298
TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
6.00 Special Agent Oso (G, R, C)
50168
6.20 ■ Pocoyo (R) 7602656
6.30 Buzzy Bee and Friends
(G, R, C) 2089830
6.35 Handy Manny (G, C) 6324052
7.00 Small Blacks TV (HD) 92120
7.25 Gravity Falls (G) 6475304
7.45 Phineas and Ferb (G, C)
2979859
■ Green Lantern: The
Animated Series (C) 9192762
8.40 Batman: The Brave and the
Bold (G, R, C) 6447675
9.05 Young Justice (G, R, C)
8.15
8447255
9.30 Zeke and Luther (G, C) 2217
10.00 Fresh 3946
10.30 Neighbours Omnibus
(G, C) 5021694
1.00 The Amazing Race Australia
(PGR, R, C) 212762
2.30 Gary Unmarried (PGR, R, C)
9965
3.00 Bunheads (G, HD) For
Fanny: Fanny obsesses
over organising the perfect
memorial for Hubble. 66507
4.00 Good Luck Charlie
(G, C) 4410
4.30 Melissa & Joey (G, C) 6830
5.00 America’s Funniest Home
Videos (G, R, C) 4859
5.30 According to Jim (G, R, C)
7946
6.00 Oh Sit! (G, C) 57859
7.00 Two and a Half Men (PGR, R,
C) Tonight: Charlie and Alan
throw their mother a party.
781
■ Extreme Makeover: Home
Edition (G, C) The Marshall
Family: In New Hampshire, a
family’s house is filled with
mould. (Includes Lotto at
8.00pm) 192
8.30 ■ Easy A (2010, AO, C) A
clean-cut high school girl
decides to use the rumour
mill to her advantage. Emma
Stone, Stanley Tucci, Joan
Allen, Penn Badgley. Films,
page 68 242507
10.25 ■ Witless Protection (2008,
PGR) Jenny McCarthy,
Richard Bull, J David Moeller.
Films, page 68 1274897
12.20am ■ Catch and Release
(2006, AO, R) Jennifer
Garner, Timothy Olyphant.
Films, page 68 5274434
2.30 ■ Who Dares Wins
(G, R) 1922521
3.00 The Celebrity Apprentice
(PGR, R) 2219811
4.30 Small Blacks TV (R, HD)
7.30
7137540
4.55 Fresh (R) 85028434
5.30 – 6.00 It Is Written 2420540
■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 Charles Stanley 9762
6.30 Trade Zone Gone Fishin’
(G, R, HD) 7781
7.00 Rheem Outdoors with Geoff
(G, R) 8410
7.30 Knight Rider (G, R) 47410
8.30 Infomercials
9.30 The Nation 5101762
10.25 Media3 (R) 37073520
11.00 3rd Degree (R, HD) 88743
Noon Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style
(G, R) 99859
1.00 America’s Next Top Model:
All Stars (PGR, R) 16697
2.00 The Office (G) 8472
2.30 Sons of Tucson (G, R, HD)
6491
3.00 Extreme Makeover: Weight
Loss Edition (G) 93526
5.00 Trade Zone Gone Fishin’
(G, R, HD) 1385
5.30 Rheem Outdoors with Geoff
(G) 4472
6.00 3 News 44385
7.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals
(G, C) Tonight: Rosemary
chicken, grilled polenta and
porcini tomato sauce. 507
7.30 ■ Ice Road Truckers (PGR,
HD, C) 5946
8.30 CSI (AO, HD, C) Fallen
Angels: A reverend is killed
at the grave site of former
CSI Warrick Brown. 10304
9.30 CSI: NY (AO, HD, C)
Cavallino Rampante: A
woman’s body is found in a
stolen sports car. 16588
10.30 Outrageous Fortune
(AO, R, C) 30168
11.30 Law & Order: Los Angeles
(AO, HD) 32651
12.25am Infomercials
5.00 Hillsong (G) 2421279
5.30 – 6.00 Charles Stanley
(G) 2424366
FOUR
Prime: Storage Wars, 7.00pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00 Home Shopping
11.30 Whose Line Is It Anyway UK
(PGR, R) 979830
Noon The Crowd Goes Wild
Omnibus (G, R) 4280472
2.30 Prime League Highlights of
round 2 of the 2013 NRL.
879491
3.30 Country House Rescue
(G, R) 228743
4.30 Donna Hay: Fast, Fresh,
Simple (G, R) 711878
5.00 Milwaukee Fishing and
Adventure (G) 712507
5.30 Prime News 715694
6.00 Civilisation: Is the West
History? (G) Niall Ferguson
explores how the West
secured a lion’s share of the
world’s resources. 241694
7.00 Storage Wars (G) Tonight:
The hunt is on for groovy
70s memorabilia. 622385
7.30 American Idol (G) Tonight:
Nine will become eight.
685014
9.30 Rugby Super Rugby,
Crusaders v Kings, from AMI
Stadium, Christchurch. 755472
11.30 Cricket ANZ Test Series,
Third Test, New Zealand v
England, highlights. 8735323
1.05am – 6.00 Home Shopping
MAORI
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
6.00 Children’s Programmes 4.35
Kenan & Kel (G, R) 5.05 Sabrina
the Teenage Witch (G) 5.30
Hannah Montana Forever (G, R)
6.00 Life’s Funniest Moments (G,
R) 6.30 ■ Aquamarine (2006, G,
R) Emma Roberts, Sara Paxton,
Joanna Levesque. 8.50 The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills (PGR)
Tonight: Kyle’s 16-year-old daughter
receives a memorable gift, and Lisa
hosts a food event, but the taste
turns sour. 9.50 Face Off (PGR)
Tonight: The artists take inspiration
from the video game Dishonored
when creating characters with
for the challenge. 10.50 Excused
(AO) 11.15 Poker After Dark (PGR)
12.10am – 6.00 Infomercials
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
11.00am Toku Reo (G, R)
2.00 O Whakaaro (G, R)
2.30 The 3rd Half (G, R)
3.30 Pacific Rugby Cup
Tournament (R) Tonga v Fiji.
5.30 News: Te Kaea
6.00 Te Irikura (G, R)
6.30 Te Irikura (G, R)
7.00 Nga Pari Karangaranga o te
Motu (G, R)
7.30 Te Kaea (R)
8.00 Kaitangata Twitch (G, R)
8.30 ■ Rest for the Wicked (2011,
AO, R) A former cop goes
undercover in a retirement
village. Bruce Allpress, John
Bach, Ilona Rogers.
10.00 Wabanaagig (G, R)
10.30 – 12.30am Poitukohu NBA
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SATURDAY MARCH 23
SKY MOVIES SKY 020
MOVIES GREATS SKY 022 MGM SKY 023
RIALTO SKY 025
6.30 Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
(2008, M) Dougray Scott.
8.00 Making of: Dr Seuss’s the
Lorax (2012, G)
8.15 Winnie the Pooh: The Movie
(2011, G)
9.20 J Edgar (2011, M)
11.35 This Means War (2012, M)
Reese Witherspoon.
1.15
Immortals (2011, 16) Henry
Cavill, Mickey Rourke.
3.05 Biography: Adam Sandler
(2008, PG)
3.55 Glee the Concert (2011, PG)
Cory Monteith.
5.20 The Big Year (2011, PG)
Owen Wilson, Jack Black.
7.00 Our Idiot Brother (2011, M)
Paul Rudd, Elizabeth Banks.
8.30 The Ides of March (2011, M)
An idealistic staffer for a
new presidential candidate
gets a crash course on dirty
politics. George Clooney.
Films, page 68
10.15 The Mechanic (2011, 16)
Jason Statham, Ben Foster.
11.50 Lovely Molly (2011, 16)
Gretchen Lodge.
1.30am Father of Invention (2010,
PG) 3.05 Lovely Molly (2011, 16)
4.45 Glee the Concert (2011, PG)
6.30 The Departed (2006, 16)
Leonardo DiCaprio.
9.00 Legally Blonde (2001, PG)
Reese Witherspoon.
10.40 Ocean’s 13 (2007, PG)
George Clooney.
12.40 The Peacemaker (1997, M)
George Clooney.
2.45 The Score (2001, M) Robert
De Niro, Edward Norton.
4.50 The World’s Fastest Indian
(2006, PG) Anthony Hopkins.
6.55 National Lampoon’s
European Vacation (1985,
M) A Chicago family win
a trip to Europe where all
manner of mishaps befall
them. Chevy Chase, Beverly
D’Angelo.
8.30 End of Days (1999, 18) An
elite ex-cop must stop Satan
when he visits New York in
search of a bride. Arnold
Schwarzenegger.
10.35 Saw 2 (2005, 18) Donnie
Wahlberg, Shawnee Smith.
12.10am Biography: George
Clooney (2009, PG) 1.00 The Score
(2001, M) 3.00 National Lampoon’s
European Vacation (1985, M) 4.35
The World’s Fastest Indian (2006,
PG)
7.05
7.30
Code Name: The Cleaner
(2007, M) Cedric The
Entertainer, Lucy Liu.
9.00 Equilibrium (2002, M)
Christian Bale.
10.45 Scary Movie 2 (2001, 16)
Anna Faris, Marlon Wayans.
12.05 Play Dirty (1969, M) Michael
Caine, Nigel Davenport.
2.00 The Crocodile Hunter:
Collision Course (2002, PG)
Steve Irwin, Terri Irwin.
3.30 When a Stranger Calls
(2006, M) Camilla Belle.
4.55 Walk Hard: The Dewey
Cox Story (2007, M)
John C Reilly.
6.30 Rounders (1998, 16) Matt
Damon, Edward Norton.
8.30 The Watcher (2000, 16)
A stressed FBI agent finds
that he cannot escape the
taunting of a serial killer.
Keanu Reeves.
10.05 Death Wish (1974, 16)
Charles Bronson.
11.40 The Dead Zone (1983, PG)
Christopher Walken.
1.25am Once Bitten (1985, M) 2.55
The Watcher (2000, 16) 4.30 The
Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course
(2002, PG)
GENERAL
3.30 The National Parks: America’s Best Idea 4.30
■ Without You I’m Nothing (1990, AO) Sandra
Bernhard, John Doe, Steve Antin.
Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 078
6.30 Better Homes & Gardens 7.30 Gardeners’
World 8.00 World’s Greenest Homes 8.30 Love It
or List It 9.00 Food Factory 9.30 My Kitchen 10.00
Love the Place You’re in 11.00 Cash & Cari 11.30
Design DNA Noon Yard Crashers 12.30 You Deserve
This House 1.30 Better Homes & Gardens 2.30
Gardeners’ World 3.00 World’s Greenest Homes
3.30 Bondi Vet 4.00 My Dream Home 5.00 Madhur
Jaffrey’s Curry Nation 5.30 Around the World
in 80 Trades 6.30 Steve Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors
7.00 Sandmasters 7.30 Natural World: Moose in
the Glen 8.30 White Heat (AO) UK drama series
following the lives of seven people who meet as
students in London in the 1960s. 10.30 Bondi Vet
11.00 My Dream Home 12.00am Madhur Jaffrey’s
Curry Nation 12.30 Sandmasters 1.00 Natural World:
Moose in the Glen PG 2.00 Steve Irwin’s Wildlife
Warriors 2.30 What’s Really in Our Food? (PGR)
3.00 White Heat (AO) 5.00 The Kitchen Job
UKTV SKY 006
6.00 Eggheads (PG) 6.30 Being Human (16) 7.30
Last Choir Standing (PG) 8.50 Last Choir Standing
(PG) 10.15 EastEnders (PG) 2.15 Holby City (PG) 3.15
Silk (M) 4.10 Heartbeat (PG) 5.00 The Bill (M) 5.50
Inspector Lynley Mysteries (M) 7.30 Doctor Who
(PG) 8.30 Robin Hood (PG) The Return of the King:
King Richard is returning to England, and Robin
needs evidence to convict Gisborne of his crimes.
9.15 Robin Hood (PG) A Clue … No: Robin cannot
come to terms with losing Marian, and refuses to
confront the King. 10.00 Lark Rise to Candleford
(PG) Thomas is euphoric when he lands the job of
organising the church bazaar, but his joy evaporates
when the vicar falls ill. 11.00 Lewis (M) Life Born of
Fire: A friend of Hathaway’s commits suicide in a
church, but he left a suicide note on the back of a
leaflet about a religious group. 12.35am Inspector
Lynley Mysteries (M) 2.05 Being Human (16) 3.05
Lark Rise to Candleford (PG) 4.00 Rev (M) 4.30
Doctor Who (PG) 5.20 The Bill (M)
Living SKY 008
6.00 Costa’s Garden Odyssey 6.30 Breathing Space
Yoga 7.00 The Tropic of Cancer 8.00 Costa’s Garden
74
Crimes and Misdemeanors
(1989, PG) Martin Landau.
8.55 Armadillo (2010, 16) Danish
documentary.
10.45 Triage (2009, 16) Colin
Farrell, Jamie Sives.
12.25 The Interrupters (2011, M)
US documentary.
2.30 British Theatre: Injustice
(2011, M, episode 1) James
Purefoy, Dervla Kirwan.
4.15 The Wronged Man (2010, M)
Julia Ormond.
5.45 Certified Copy (2010, M)
Juliette Binoche.
7.30 Rake (2010, M) R v Dana:
Greene defends a man who
is married to two women
at the same time. Richard
Roxburgh.
8.30 Rialto Official Selection:
Beginners (2010, M) A man’s
father announces that he is
gay, and that he has terminal
cancer. Ewan McGregor.
Films, page 68
10.15 Blue Velvet (1986, 18)
Isabella Rossellini.
12.15am Red State (2011, 18) 1.45
The Interrupters (2011, M) 3.45
Beginners (2010, M) 5.30 Injustice
(2011, M, episode 1)
SoHo SKY 010
Rialto: Beginners, 8.30pm
Odyssey 8.30 House of Bryan 9.00 Your Place 9.30
Colour Confidential 10.00 Sarah’s House 10.30 Grin
& Build It 11.00 House of Bryan 11.30 Your Place
Noon Property Virgins 12.30 Disaster DIY 1.00 You
Deserve This House 2.00 Sarah’s House 2.30 Grin &
Build It 3.00 Room to Improve 4.00 Zoo Days (M)
4.30 Trinny & Susannah Australia (M) 5.30 Colour
Confidential 6.00 Til Debt Do Us Part 6.30 House
Wreck Rescue 7.30 A Place in the Sun: Home or
Away. 8.30 Vacation Vacation Vacation 9.00 Wild
Britain With Ray Mears 9.30 Made in Scotland 10.30
Rome Wasn’t Built in a Day (M) 11.30 The Secret
Mediterranean 12.30am Til Debt Do Us Part 1.00 The
Tropic of Cancer 2.00 Sun, Sea & Bargain Spotting
3.00 Zoo Days (M) 3.30 House Wreck Rescue 4.30
Made in Scotland 5.30 The Secret Mediterranean
The Arts Channel SKY 079
6.00 Clinton (PG) 6.55 Songbook 7.45 Piano Notes
8.00 Chihuly in the Light of Jerusalem 9.00 Closer
to the Truth 9.30 First Tuesday Book Club 10.00 The
Directors 11.00 Graffiti Wars 11.45 British Legends of
Stage and Screen 12.30 BBC Proms 2012: Last Night
2.00 Clinton (PG) 2.55 Songbook 3.45 Piano Notes
4.00 Other Voices 5.00 Towns 6.00 The Directors
7.00 Art in Reverse 7.30 The National Parks:
America’s Best Idea 8.30 ■ Without You I’m Nothing
(1990, AO) Sandra Bernhard, John Doe, Steve Antin.
10.00 Coals to Newcastle 11.20 Toots & the Maytals:
Live at Strawberry Hill 12.00am Other Voices 1.00
Towns 2.00 The Directors 3.00 Art in Reverse
6.30 SoHo on Set (M) 6.55 Camelot (16) 7.45
Rescue Me Marathon (16) 11.30 Box Set Saturday:
United States of Tara (16) 8.30pm United States
of Tara (16) Dept. of F**ked Up Family Services:
An impending visit by a social worker has Max in
a tailspin, and Neil learns Charmaine’s big secret.
9.00 United States of Tara (16) Explosive Diorama:
A happy and healthy Tara prepares for an art show
with Lynda, and Max makes a life-changing decision.
11.30 ■ Longford (2006, M) The story of the British
Lord Longford, and his controversial headlinemaking friendship with one of Britain’s most
notorious criminals, child murderess Myra Hindley.
Lee Boardman, Jim Broadbent, Tam Dean Burn.
1.00am Rescue Me Marathon (16) 4.45 ■ Longford
(2006, M)
BBC World News SKY 093
6.00 BBC World News 6.30 BBC Focus on Africa
7.00 BBC World News 7.30 Middle East Business
Report 8.00 World News Today 8.30 World News
Today 8.40 Weekend World 9.00 BBC World
News 9.30 Our World 10.00 Business Edition 10.30
Football Focus 11.00 BBC World News America
11.30 BBC World News America Noon BBC World
News 12.30 Newsnight 1.00 BBC World News 1.10
Weekend World 1.30 The Bottom Line 2.00 BBC
World News 2.30 Working Lives 3.00 BBC World
News 3.10 My Country. China 4.00 BBC World News
4.30 Fast Track 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 The
Culture Show 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 Middle
East Business Report 7.00 BBC World News 7.30
Click 8.00 BBC World News 8.10 Weekend World
8.30 The Bottom Line 9.00 BBC World News 9.10
Football Focus 9.30 Working Lives 10.00 BBC
World News 10.30 One Square Mile 11.00 BBC
World News 11.10 World Features 11.30 Newsnight
12.00am BBC World News 12.10 Weekend World
12.30 Our World 1.00 BBC World News 1.30 What
If? 2.00 BBC World News 2.15 Sport Today 2.30
Fast Track 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 Dateline
London 4.00 BBC World News 4.10 My Country.
China 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 Our World
LISTENER MARCH 23 2013
SATURDAY MARCH 23
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 030
Radio New Zealand National
6.00 Super Rugby, Chiefs v Highlanders, replay.
8.00 Rugby, IRB Sevens World Series, Hong Kong
Day One, highlights. 9.30 Cricket, New Zealand
v England, Third Test, Day One, highlights. 10.00
Cricket, New Zealand v England, Third Test, Day
Two, Morning Session, live. 1.05 Cricket, New
Zealand v England, Third Test, Day Two, Afternoon
Session, live. 5.30 ICC Cricket 360 6.00 Swimming,
NZ Open Swimming Champs, Day Six, highlights.
7.00 Super Rugby, Crusaders v Kings, live. 9.35
Super Rugby, Reds v Bulls, live. 11.40 Super Rugby,
Force v Cheetahs, live. 2.00am Super Rugby,
Crusaders v Kings, replay. 4.00 Super Rugby, Sharks
v Rebels, live.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 031
6.00 The Crowd Goes Wild 6.30 Cricket, NZ v
England, Third Test, Day One, highlights. 7.00
ANZ Golf World. 7.30 Inside the PGA Tour 8.00
Golf, US PGA Tour, Arnold Palmer Invitational,
Round Two, live. 11.00 Golf, European PGA Tour,
Maybank Malaysian Open, Round Two, highlights.
Noon Basketball, NBL, replay. 2.00 Golf, US PGA,
Arnold Palmer Invitational, Round Two, highlights.
3.00 Rugby, NSW Cup, Wests Tigers v Manly, live.
5.30 Total Rugby 5.55 FIA Formula One C’ship,
Malaysia Practice Session Three, live. 7.30 Soccer,
A-League, Melbourne Victory v Perth Glory, live.
9.45 Soccer, A-League, Western Sydney v Sydney
FC, live. 12.00am Swimming, State NZ Open
C’ships, Day Six, highlights. 1.00 Soccer, A-League,
replay. 3.00 Cricket, NZ v England, Third Test,
Day Two, highlights. 3.30 Golf, Champions Tour,
Toshiba Classic, highlights. 4.30 Golf, US PGA Tour,
Arnold Palmer Invitational, Round Two, highlights.
5.30 Golf, US PGA Tour, Arnold Palmer Invitational,
Round Three, live.
Sky Sport 3 SKY 032
6.00 Fox Sports News 10.00 Soccer, FIFA World
Cup, Qualifying Match, All Whites v New Caledonia,
DOCUMENTARIES
Discovery SKY 070
6.00 Connect (PG) 6.30 River Monsters: (PG)
7.30 Mythbusters (PG) 8.30 Mythbusters (PG)
9.30 ET Fishing Escapes (PG) 10.30 Off the Hook:
Extreme Catches (PG) 11.00 Off the Hook: Extreme
Catches (PG) 11.30 Combat Countdown (PG) 12.30
Auction Kings (PG) 1.00 Auction Hunters (PG) 1.30
Meteorite Men (PG) 2.30 Mythbusters (PG) 3.30
Moonshiners (M) 4.30 Alaska: The Last Frontier
(PG) 5.30 Outlaw Empires (M) 6.30 Dual Survival
(PG) 7.30 Can You Live Forever? (PG) 8.30 Gold
Rush (PG) Road to Gold: Todd and his crew finally
get to test the new Turbo Trommel. 9.30 Amish
Mafia (M) 10.30 River Monsters with Jeremy Wade
(PG) 11.30 Abalone Wars (PG) 12.30am Call 911
(PG) 1.00 Destroyed in Seconds (PG) 1.30 Deadliest
Catch Marathon (PG) 5.30 Ecopolis (PG)
National Geographic SKY 072
6.30 Megastructures (G) 7.30 Megastructures (G)
8.30 The Link (PG) 9.30 Megafactories (G) 10.30
Inside: 21st Century Warship (G) 11.30 Hell on the
Highway (PG) 12.30 America’s Lost Treasures (G)
1.30 Cranmer & Son (PG) 2.30 Doomsday Preppers
(M) 3.30 Wicked Tuna (M) 4.30 Bid & Destroy (M)
5.00 Abandoned (PG) 5.30 Salmon Wars (G) 6.30
Octopus Volcano (G) 7.30 Panasonic Presents (G)
8.30 America’s Lost Treasures (G) Kansas City:
Curt and Kinga think have found some amazing
treasures in Kansas City, if authenticity can be
confirmed. 9.30 Hard Time (M) 10.30 Drugs Inc.
(M) 11.30 Taboo (M) 12.30am America’s Hardest
Prisons (M) 1.30 America’s Hardest Prisons (M)
2.30 America’s Hardest Prisons (M) 3.30 Situation
Critical (M) 4.30 Megafactories (G) 5.30 Air Crash
Investigation (PG)
MARCH 23 2013 www.listener.co.nz
Sky Sport 1: Super Rugby, 7.00pm
replay. Noon Multisport, Adidas Terrex Adventure.
1.00 Rugby, Super Rugby, Chiefs v Highlanders,
replay. 3.00 Ice Hockey, NHL Regular Season,
Anaheim Ducks v Detroit Red Wings, live. 6.00
Golf, European PGA Tour, Maybank Malaysian Open,
live. 8.30 Inside the PGA Tour 8.55 Motorsport, FIA
Formula One C’ship, Malaysia GP qualifying, live.
10.30 Cricket, NZ v England, Third Test, Day Two,
highlights. 11.00 Basketball, NBL, Perth Wildcats
v NZ Breakers, replay. 1.00am Basketball, NBL,
Sydney Kings v Townsville Crocodiles, replay. 3.00
Soccer, A-League, Western Sydney v Sydney FC,
replay. 5.00 Swimming, State NZ Open C’ships, Day
Six, highlights.
ESPN SKY 034
7.30 Basketball, NCAA, live. 2.30 SportsCenter Top
Ten 3.00 NBA Action 3.30 Basketball, NBA, Los
Angeles Lakers v Washington Wizards, live. 6.00 X
X Games, from Tignes, France, delayed. 9.00 NCAA
Gameday 10.00 ESPNFC Press Pass 10.30 NBA
Tonight 11.00 Soccer, World Cup, Qualifying Match,
Spain and Finland, delayed. 1.00am SportsCenter
3.00 ESPNFC Press Pass 3.30 NBA Tonight 4.00
SportsCenter 5.00 Basketball, NCAA, live.
History SKY 073
6.30 Auschwitz: Final Solution (M) 7.30 Ancient
Aliens (PG) 8.30 Cash in the Attic (G) 9.30 Time
Team (G) 10.30 Heir Hunters (PG) 11.30 Breathing
Fire (PG) 1.30 Mankind: The Story of All of Us (M)
2.30 Auschwitz: Final Solution (M) 3.30 Ancient
Aliens (PG) 4.30 Elizabeth: Duty and Sacrifice (PG)
5.30 Guy Martin’s Industrial Wonder (PG) 6.30 The
World from Above (PG) 7.00 Two in the Top End
(PG) 7.30 Orkney’s Stone Age Temple (G) 8.30
Empire (PG) 9.30 Britain’s Biggest Heists (PG)
10.30 When Weather Changed History (PG) 11.30
UFO Hunters (PG) 12.30am UFO Hunters (PG) 1.30
UFO Hunters (PG) 2.30 Conspiracy Theory with
Jesse V (PG) 3.30 Orkney’s Stone Age Temple (G)
4.30 Empire (PG) 5.30 Britain’s Biggest Heists (PG)
BBC Knowledge SKY 074
6.30 Big Cat Diary (PG) 7.20 Beneath the Wigs (M)
7.55 Helicopter Heroes (PG) 8.40 Undercover Boss
US (PG) 9.25 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends (M)
10.15 My Brother the Islamist (16) 11.15 Built From
Disaster (M) 12.05 Last Man Standing (M) 1.00 Dara
O Briain’s Science Club (PG) 2.00 Who Do You Think
You Are? (M) 3.00 Trawlermen (PG) 3.30 Helicopter
Heroes (PG) 4.15 Undercover Boss UK (PG) 5.05
Top Gear: Vietnam Special (PG) 6.25 Russia with
Jonathan Dimbleby (PG) 7.30 Freddie Flintoff Goes
Wild (PG) 8.30 The Toughest Place to Be a … (M)
Binman: Binman Wilbur Ramirez is heading to Jakarta
to work with the army of binmen who collect rubbish
in one of the biggest and fastest growing cities. 9.30
Emergency Search and Rescue (PG) 10.30 Abused:
Breaking the Silence (16) 11.30 Last Man Standing (M)
12.25am Dara O Briain’s Science Club (PG) 1.25 Who
Do You Think You Are? (M) 2.25 Trawlermen (PG)
2.55 Helicopter Heroes (PG) 4.25 Undercover Boss
US (PG) 5.10 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends (M)
6.08 Storytime (RNZ)
7.08 Country Life (RNZ)
8.10 Saturday Morning with Kim Hill
(saturday@radionz.co.nz)
12.10 This Way Up with Simon Morton
(thiswayup@radionz.co.nz)
2.04 Music 101 with Emma Smith Music,
interviews, features, live performances and news,
including: 4.10 Essential New Zealand Albums:
Che Fu – Navigator (RNZ) (music101@radionz.
co.nz)
5.12 Focus on Politics
Analysis of political issues presented by Radio New
Zealand’s parliamentary reporting team (RNZ)
5.30 Tagata o te Moana (RNZ)
6.06 Great Encounters In-depth interviews
selected from Radio New Zealand National’s
feature programmes during the week (RNZ)
7.04 Saturday Night with Peter Fry
(satnight@radionz.co.nz)
11.04 Wayne’s Music (RNZ)
12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.05
Music after Midnight; 12.30 History Repeated
(RNZ); 1.05 Our Changing World (RNZ); 2.06
Spiritual Outlook (BBC); 2.35 Hymns (RNZ); 3.05
Hui Hopping (RNZ); 4.30 Science in Action (BBC);
5.45 Auckland Story (RNZ)
Details available at www.radionz.co.nz
Radio New Zealand Concert
News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00am,
noon, 3.00, 6.00, 11.00pm
6.00 Classic Morning Includes News and Weather
9.00 Best of Upbeat A recap from the week’s
national and international music news (RNZ)
10.00 Your Choice (Box 123, Wellington or
concert@radionz.co.nz)
Noon The RNZ Concert Classical Chart
1.00 The Art of Jazz With Phil Broadhurst. The
Music of John Coltrane (4 of 10, RNZ)
2.00 Global Sounds Indigenous music from
around the world. English folk and Finnish folk
3.00 Saturday Concert 2011 NZ International
Piano Festival. Diedre Irons (pno) – Beethoven:
Piano Sonata No 3 in C Op 2/3; Chopin:
Nocturnes Op 27; Fantasy in F minor Op 49;
Whitehead: Tumanako, Journey through an
unknown landscape; Ravel: Le Tombeau de
Couperin; Debussy: La plus que lente (F, RNZ)
4.40 Chasing Butterflies Cowen: The Butterfly’s
Ball, Concert Overture; Fauré: Papillon Op 77;
Schumann: Papillons Op 2; Puccini: Humming
Chorus, from Madame Butterfly; Chen/He:
Butterfly Lovers Piano Concerto; Offenbach arr
Bonynge: Le Papillon, Suite
6.00 Made In New Zealand NZ performers and
composers. Bach: Flute Sonata in C BWV1033,
Carol Hohauser (fl), Matthew Marshall (gtr); Farr:
Balinese Pieces, Sepuluh Jari; Tentang Cara
Gamelan; Jangan Lupa, Henry Wong Doe (pno);
Farquhar: Symphony No 1, New Zealand SO/Juan
Matteucci
7.00 Vocalied A Brahms Edition
7.40 Curtain Raiser Britten’s War Requiem (RNZ)
8.00 Music Alive Direct from Auckland’s Town
Hall: 2013 Auckland Festival. Orla Boylan (sop),
Timothy Robinson (ten), Ivan Ludlow (bar), Voices
NZ Chamber Choir, NZ Youth Choir, Auckland
Philharmonia/Eckehard Stier – Britten’s War
Requiem (RNZ)
10.00 Day’s End Music to wind down to
12.00am Music Through the Night
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Nigel Yalden All Sport Breakfast 9.00 Jack
Tame Noon Tony Veitch - Veitch on Saturday
12.00am Tim Roxborogh Talkback
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TV2
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6.00 Rural Delivery (R) 41540
6.25 Homefront Extra (G, R)
7670057
6.35
Gardens of the World
(G, R) 6009569
6.45 Are We There Yet? (G, R, C)
8200076
7.10
7.35
8.00
8.30
9.00
10.00
10.30
11.00
11.35
Noon
2.00
2.30
3.00
Sunday (R, C) 4800569
Tagata Pasifika (R) 9151415
Praise Be (G, R) 2811
Attitude (G, R, C) 5786
Q+A 25328
Marae Investigates 2601
Waka Huia (C) Today: A
profile of Doris Te Parekohe
Vercoe. 8250
Neighbourhood (HD, C)
Today: Kadambari Gladding
introduces Karekare. 5236928
Fair Go (R, C) 6515705
Coronation Street Omnibus
(PGR, R, C, AD) 146366
The Force (PGR, R, C) 5347
Coastwatch (G, R, C) 3366
Hotel Inspector (PGR, R, C)
47502
4.00 The Politically Incorrect
Parenting Show (G, R, HD,
C) 8811
4.30 Keeping Up With the
Joneses (G, R, HD, C) 1502
5.00 ■ Our World: Nature’s
Miracle Babies (G, R, C)
67366
6.00 One News (C) 61182
7.00 Sunday (C) With Miriama
Kamo. 927
7.30 MasterChef New Zealand
(G, C) Tonight: The top 12
contestants cook for 1800
passengers aboard cruise
ship Dawn Princess. 8231
8.30 Packed to the Rafters (PGR,
HD, C) Australian drama
series. The Great Escape:
Ben finds himself unhappily
disengaged from his home
life and his work, and Julie
begins life as the new kid at
the local newspaper. 58683
9.30 House Husbands (AO, C)
Australian drama series.
Tonight: Lucy and Justin
move in together, but the
relationship is still in flux,
and Mark gets jealous about
Abi’s friendship with a
colleague. 58647
10.30 Accused (AO) Frankie’s
Story: Twenty-year-old
Frankie Nash is awaiting
the verdict for his murder
charge, yet seems strangely
stoic. 1220927
11.45 Q+A (R) 2855328
12.55am Call 911 (AO, R) 9395922
1.25 BBC World: One Day in
Singapore 89215903
2.15 Sport Today 4679106
2.30 Click 1991651
3.30 One Day in Mexico City
1902767
4.30 To Be Advised 2495854
5.30 – 6.00 Believer’s Voice of
Victory 2499670
6.00 Special Agent Oso
(G, R, C) 46095
6.20 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
(G, R, C) 8217366
6.45 The Magic Roundabout
(G, R, C) 5685298
7.00 What Now? (R) 35727366
10.00 Shortland Street Omnibus
(PGR, R, HD, C, AD) 4567908
Noon ■ St Trinian’s (2007, PGR, R,
C) A minister of education
tries to bring order to an
out-of-control girls’ school.
Rupert Everett, Colin Firth,
Mischa Barton. 144908
2.00 The Lying Game (PGR,
HD, C) Today: Questions
surrounding Emma arise
when Thayer returns. 92076
3.00 Gossip Girl (PGR, C) Save
the Last Chance: Serena and
Dan realise that they need
to make amends with the
people they have wronged.
45144
4.00 Make It or Break It (G)
Today: Lauren has noninvasive heart surgery. 49960
5.00 Pretty Little Liars (G, C)
What Lies Beneath: The
girls learn that Noel and his
family’s cabin had something
to do with “that night” and
possibly the disappearance
of Maya. 65908
Videos (G, C) 1989
6.30 The War at Home (G, R, HD,
C) High Crimes: When Hillary
is extra nice to Dave, he
suspects something is wrong
so he has her followed. 9908
7.00 The Big Bang Theory (PGR,
R, HD, C) The Middle Earth
Paradigm: The guys are
nervous when Penny invites
them to a party, but they are
ecstatic when they find out
that it’s a Halloween party.
569
7.30 ■ Renters (PGR, R, C) 6873
8.30 ■ PS I Love You (2007,
AO, R, C, AD) A young
woman whose husband died
suddenly receives a series
of inspirational letters he left
for her. Hilary Swank, Gerard
Butler, Lisa Kudrow, Jeffrey
Dean Morgan. Films, page
68 5304665
11.00 666 Park Avenue (AO, R,
C) The Comfort of Death:
Henry questions his future
in politics, and Jane gets
advice from 117-year-old
Harlan Moore. 14250
12.00am ■ Daybreakers (2008, AO,
C) A researcher tries to save
humankind from a plague
of vampirism. Ethan Hawke,
Willem Dafoe, Sam Neill.
5846019
1.55
2.50
3.20
4.15
4.45
Haven (AO, R, C) 3228564
Infomercials
20/20 (C) 1602380
It Is Written (G, R) 7619019
Emmerdale (PGR, R, C)
8700090
5.30 – 6.00 Infomercials
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6.00 Bayless Conley (G) 4415
6.30 Brian Houston @ Hillsong
(G) 2434
7.00 Charles Stanley (G) 23960
8.00 The Nation 34076
9.00 Three60 4811
9.30 Think Tank (G) 4298
10.00 Home and Away Omnibus
(G, HD, C) 2080569
11.55 Entertainment Tonight
Weekend (G) 50233163
1.00 ■ Survivor: South Pacific
(G, HD) 85786
2.00 Motorsport FIM World
Championship Speedway
Grand Prix Series, Round
One. 92793453
5.00 Would I Lie to You?
(G, R, C) 7927
5.30 ITM Fishing Show (G, HD)
7786
6.00 3 News 56250
7.00 The Simpsons (PGR, R, HD,
C) 845
7.30 All New Simpsons (PGR,
HD, C) Black Eyed, Please:
Flanders has to make
amends for acting badly
towards Homer, and a
substitute teacher is mean to
Lisa. 366
8.00 Family Guy (PGR, HD, C)
Turban Cowboy: Peter,
Quagmire and Joe decide to
go skydiving. 279
8.30 ■ The Mummy: Tomb
of the Dragon Emperor
(2008, AO, R, C) A pair of
married adventurers team
up with their son to battle a
resurrected Chinese Emperor
and his terracotta army.
Brendan Fraser, Jet Li, Maria
Bello, John Hannah. Films,
page 68 6117142
10.55 ■ Wicked Love: The Maria
Korp Story (2009, AO, HD)
Rebecca Gibney, Vince
Colosimo. 8346144
1.00am Infomercials
5.00 Joyce Meyer 2481651
5.30 – 6.00 Brian Houston @
Hillsong TV (G) 2491038
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
Kenan & Kel (G, R) 5.05 Sabrina the
Teenage Witch (G) 5.30 iCarly (G,
R) 6.00 Life’s Funniest Moments
(G, R) 6.30 Top Chef Just Desserts
(G) 7.30 Survivor: Caramoan - Fans
vs Favorites (G) 8.30 How I Met
Your Mother (PGR, R) Arrivederci,
Fiero: When Marshall’s Fiero dies,
the gang reminisce. 9.00 Rules
of Engagement (PGR, R) The
Home Stretch: Jeff is jealous when
he learns that Audrey’s Pilates
instructor is a man. 9.30 Raising
Hope (PGR) Spanks Butt, No
Spanks: Virginia and Burt suggest it
might be time for Jimmy to spank
Hope. 10.00 The Ricky Gervais
Show (AO, R) 10.30 Better Off
Ted (PGR, R) 11.00 Entertainment
Tonight (G) 11.50 – 6.00am
Infomercials
Maori: Mid August Lunch, 8.30pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00 Religious Programming
(G) 85700786
10.30 Sport Box (G, R) 435163
Noon Getaway (G, R) 215845
12.30 Danger Beach (PGR, R)
452724
1.00
Better Homes and Gardens
(G, R) 816328
1.55 Customs (PGR, R) 661786
2.55 Vacation Vacation Vacation
(G, R) 886322
3.25 Hot Property (G, R) 6779908
3.55 Super Rugby Highlights
Show (G) 4357291
4.55 Return to River Cottage
(PGR, R) 530927
6.00 Millionaire: Hot Seat (G)
808989
6.30 Wildlife Patrol (G) 816908
7.00 Storage Wars (G) 345415
7.25 ■ Top Gear Africa Special
(PGR) 2452144
8.40 Prime Presents: Earthflight
(G) Tonight: Europe. 5457811
9.40 Monroe (PGR) Tonight: A
patient is kept awake during
an operation. 7712366
10.45 Sea Patrol (PGR) Black
Gold: A distraught woman is
rescued from a drifting raft.
8050873
England, from Eden Park,
highlights. 6063724
2.05am – 6.00 Home Shopping
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
10.00am Korero Mai (G, R)
2.00 Te Haukainga (G, R)
2.30 Kiwi Maara (G, R)
3.00 Whare Maori (G, R)
3.30 UK Super League Today:
Wigan v Widnes.
5.30 News: Te Kaea
6.00 Te Wao Tuturu (PGR, R)
7.00 Joe’s World on a Plate (G)
Tonight: Canada.
7.30 News: Te Kaea (R)
8.00 Project Matauranga (G, R)
8.30 ■ Mid August Lunch (2008,
G, R) A happily retired
bachelor finds himself
spending the August bank
holiday with his aged mother
and three other old biddies.
Valeria De Franciscis, Marina
Cacciotti, Maria Calì.
10.00 Wabanaagig (G, R) The
stories of the First Nations
Wabanaki people from
Canada.
10.30 Tagata Pasifika
11.00 – 11.30 News: Te Kaea (R)
SUNDAY MARCH 24
SKY MOVIES SKY 020
RIALTO SKY 025
6.10
6.40 Biography: George Clooney
(2009, PG)
7.30 End of Days (1999, 18)
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
9.30 Saw 2 (2005, 18) Donnie
11.00 The Score (2001, M) Robert
De Niro, Edward Norton.
European Vacation
(1985, M) Chevy Chase.
2.40 A Good Year (2005, M)
Russell Crowe.
4.40 The Bourne Identity
(2002, M) Matt Damon.
6.40 The Bourne Supremacy
(2004, M) A former CIA
agent is framed for a
botched assassination. Matt
Damon, Franka Potente.
8.30 Napoleon Dynamite (2004,
PG) A bizarre teenager tries
to help his friend win an
upcoming school election.
Jon Heder, Efren Ramirez.
10.05 The Godfather. Part III (1990,
M) Al Pacino, Diane Keaton.
12.50am Biography: Woody
Harrelson (2009, PG) 1.40 A Good
Year (2005, M) 3.35 The Bourne
Identity (2002, M) 5.30 Napoleon
Dynamite (2004, PG)
7.15
Biography: Adam Sandler
(2008, PG)
7.00 Father of Invention (2010,
PG) Kevin Spacey.
8.35 The Big Year (2011, PG)
Owen Wilson, Jack Black.
10.15 The Mechanic (2011, 16)
11.50 Our Idiot Brother (2011, M)
Paul Rudd, Elizabeth Banks.
1.20 The Ides of March (2011, M)
George Clooney.
3.00 Why Did I Get Married Too?
(2010, M) Tyler Perry.
5.00 Big Miracle (2012, PG) Drew
Barrymore, John Krasinski.
6.50 Horrible Bosses (2011, 16)
Jason Bateman.
8.30 The Girl with the Dragon
Tattoo (2011, 16) A
discredited journalist is hired
to search for a woman who
has been missing for 40
years. Daniel Craig, Rooney
Mara, Christopher Plummer.
11.10 One for the Money (2011, M)
Katherine Heigl.
12.40am True Justice 2: One Shot
One Life (2012, 16) 2.10 One Day
(2011, M) 3.55 Secrets in the Walls
(2010, M) 5.20 Why Did I Get
Married Too? (2010, M)
6.00 When a Stranger Calls
(2006, M) Camilla Belle.
7.25 Walk Hard: The Dewey
Cox Story (2007, M)
John C Reilly.
9.00 The Dead Zone (1983, PG)
Christopher Walken.
10.45 Death Wish (1974, 16)
Charles Bronson.
12.20 Chato’s Land (1972, 16)
Charles Bronson.
2.00 Stanley & Iris (1990, PG)
Jane Fonda, Robert De Niro.
3.45 The Pink Panther (2006, PG)
Steve Martin.
5.15 Virtuosity (1995, 16) Denzel
Washington, Russell Crowe.
7.00 Carbon Copy (1981, PG) A
white executive discovers
that he has a black teenage
son. George Segal.
8.30 Serpico (1973, 16) A cop
blows the whistle on
police corruption, but his
colleagues turn on him. Al
Pacino, Tony Roberts.
10.40 Texas Rangers (2001, M)
James Van Der Beek.
12.10am Anti-Trust (2001, M) 2.00
The Dark Half (1993, M) 4.00
Virtuosity (1995, 16) 5.45 MGM
Making of: Some Like It Hot (PG)
GENERAL
Piano Notes 12.15 Faces of a Vanishing World 1.10
The Stones in Exile 2.10 Other Voices 3.05 The
Ronnie Wood Show 3.35 Other Voices 4.30 The Jo
Whiley Music Show 5.20 Pink Floyd: Wish You Were
Here
6.00 The Kitchen Job 7.00 My Dream Home 8.00
Around the World in 80 Trades 9.00 Bondi Vet
9.30 Madhur Jaffrey’s Curry Nation 10.00 Saturday
Cookbook 11.00 She’s Got the Look Noon Steve
Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors 12.30 Natural World: Moose
in the Glen 1.30 Sandmasters 2.00 Around the
World in 80 Trades 3.00 What’s Really in Our Food?
3.30 Designer Travel 4.00 Cheese Slices 4.30 The
Last Explorers 5.30 The Magicians 6.30 N2K (PGR)
7.00 Failure Club (PGR) 7.30 The Jonathan Ross
Show (PGR) 8.30 ■ Hachi: A Dog’s Tale (2009,
PGR) Based on the true story of a professor who
discovered a lost puppy on his way home from
work. Richard Gere. 10.30 The Last Explorers 11.30
No Ordinary Party (PGR) 12.30am N2K (PGR) 1.00
The Nutters Club (AO) 1.30 The Jonathan Ross
Show (PGR) 2.30 ■ Hachi: A Dog’s Tale (2009, PGR)
4.30 Failure Club 5.00 The Magicians
UKTV SKY 006
6.10 New Tricks (M) 7.05 Lewis (M) 8.40 Exile
(M) 9.40 Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 12.10
Casualty (PG) 1.00 Heartbeat (PG) 1.50 Lark Rise
to Candleford (PG) 2.45 Robin Hood (PG) 3.30
Robin Hood (PG) 4.15 Doctor Who (PG) 6.00
Sinbad (PG) A Land of the Dead 7.00 Rev (M) 7.30
Casualty (PG) 8.30 The Secret of Crickley Hall (16)
An expert on Crickley Hall arrives to help, but the
ghost has put plans in motion to cause further grief
for Eve. 9.30 Whitechapel (16) Chandler has a close
encounter with the murderous impostor, and only
the timely appearance of a passer-by allows him to
escape. 10.30 Jonathan Creek (M) The Chequered
Box: A senior police officer is filmed standing next
to a hanged woman, but claims not to have seen
the body. 11.30 Lark Rise to Candleford (PG) Twister
cannot resist the temptation of selling his pork offcuts to the people of Candleford. 12.25am Rev (M)
12.55 Whitechapel (16) 1.40 Jonathan Creek (M)
2.35 The Secret of Crickley Hall (16) 3.35 Ten Minute
Tales (PG) 3.50 Sinbad (PG) 4.40 Doctor Who (PG)
Living SKY 008
6.30 Breathing Space Yoga 7.00 The Tropic of
Cancer 8.00 Sun, Sea & Bargain Spotting 9.00
The Wronged Man (2010, M)
Julia Ormond.
8.45 Certified Copy (2010, M)
Juliette Binoche.
10.30 Beginners (2010, M) Ewan
McGregor.
12.15 Drool (2009, 16) Laura Elena
Harring, Jill Marie Jones.
1.40 Of Gods and Men (2010, M)
Lambert Wilson.
3.40 Hell and Back Again
(2011, 16) US documentary.
5.10 Red Hill (2010, 16) Ryan
Kwanten, Steve Bisley.
6.45 Fair Game (2010, M) Naomi
Watts, Sean Penn.
8.30 Directors’ Showcase: Woody
Allen’s Husbands & Wives
(1992, PG) After their friends
announce their separation, a
couple start to pick at faults
within their own relationship.
Woody Allen, Mia Farrow.
10.15 Short Film: Koro’s Medal
(2011, M)
10.30 World Cinema: Footnote
(2010, M) Lior Ashkenazi.
12.15am Women on the Verge of
a Nervous Breakdown (1988, PG)
1.50 Red Hill (2010, 16) 3.25 Of Gods
and Men (2010, M) 5.25 Husbands &
Wives (1992, PG)
SoHo SKY 010
Sky Movies: The Girl with the Dragon
Tattoo, 8.30pm
Trinny & Susannah Australia (M) 10.00 Rome Wasn’t
Built in a Day (M) 11.00 House Wreck Rescue Noon
Vacation Vacation Vacation 12.30 Wild Britain With
Ray Mears 1.00 Made in Scotland 2.00 A Place in
the Sun: Home or Away 3.00 Rome Wasn’t Built in a
Day (M) 4.00 Antiques Roadshow USA 5.00 Britain’s
Heritage Heroes 5.30 Fantasy Homes Down Under
6.30 Dream Lives for Sale 7.30 Restoration Man 8.30
Great Australian Sandcastles 9.30 Three Men in a Boat
(M) 10.30 Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience (M) 11.00
Britain’s Heritage Heroes 11.30 A Tale of Two Castles
12.00am Great Australian Sandcastles 1.00 Three Men
in a Boat (M) 2.00 Restoration Man 3.00 Antiques
Roadshow USA 4.00 Three Men in a Boat (M) 5.00 A
Tale of Two Castles 5.30 Fantasy Homes Down Under
6.00 Coals to Newcastle 7.20 Toots & the Maytals:
Live at Strawberry Hill 8.00 Other Voices 9.00
Giuseppe Verdi: Falstaff 11.00 Art in Reverse 11.30
The National Parks. America’s Best Idea 12.30
■ Without You I’m Nothing (1990, AO) Sandra
Bernhard, John Doe, Steve Antin. 2.00 Coals
to Newcastle 3.20 Toots & the Maytals: Live at
Strawberry Hill 4.00 Piano Notes 4.15 Faces of a
Vanishing World 5.10 The Stones in Exile 6.10 Other
Voices 7.05 The Ronnie Wood Show 7.35 Other
Voices 8.30 The Jo Whiley Music Show 9.20 Pink
Floyd. Wish You Were Here 10.10 Behind the Music
Remastered: Blondie 10.55 Other Voices 12.00am
6.15 SoHo on Set (M) 6.30 Box Set: United States
of Tara (16) 6.30 The Sopranos (16) 7.30 Five
Days 2 (16) Day 8: Speculation is rife about the
whereabouts of baby Michael’s parents. 8.30
Labyrinth (16) Part Two: Alaïs and those closest
to her must battle to protect the secret, and back
in the present day, Alice races against time to put
together the pieces of a jigsaw puzzle representing
her history. 10.00 Banshee (18) 11.00 Durham
County (18) Boys Do Things: Mike struggles with
three murder investigations. 12.00am The Hour
(M) 1.00 The Sopranos (16) 2.00 Five Days (16)
3.00 Banshee (18) 4.00 Durham County (18) 5.00
Labyrinth (16)
6.00 BBC World News 6.30 Final Score 7.00 BBC
World News 7.30 Fast Track 8.00 BBC World News
8.15 Sport Today 8.30 Click 9.00 BBC World News
9.30 One Square Mile 10.00 BBC World News
10.30 Dateline London 11.00 BBC World News
11.30 The Culture Show Noon BBC World News
12.10 World Features 12.30 Middle East Business
Report 1.00 BBC World News 1.10 World Features
1.30 What If? 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Dateline
London 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 One Square
Mile 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Click 5.00 BBC
World News 5.30 Newsnight 6.00 BBC World
News 6.30 India Business Report 7.00 BBC World
News 7.30 Fast Track 8.00 BBC World News 8.10
World Features 8.30 What If? 9.00 BBC World
News 9.10 World Features 9.30 Dateline London
10.00 BBC World News 10.10 My Country: China
11.00 BBC World News 11.10 World Features 11.30
The Culture Show 12.00am BBC World News 12.10
World Features 12.30 Newsnight 1.00 BBC World
News 1.30 The Bottom Line 2.00 BBC World News
2.15 Sport Today 2.30 Click 3.00 BBC World News
3.30 Working Lives 4.00 BBC World News 4.30
One Square Mile 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 India
Business Report
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RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 030
6.00 Rugby, Super Rugby, Stormers v Brumbies,
live. 8.00 Basketball, NBL, Perth Wildcats v NZ
Breakers, highlights. 9.00 The Cricket Show
9.30 Cricket, NZ v England, Third Test, Day Two,
highlights. 10.00 Cricket, New Zealand v England,
Third Test, Day Three, Morning Session, live. 1.05
Cricket, New Zealand v England, Third Test, Day
Three, Afternoon Session, live. 5.30 Total Rugby.
6.00 Rugby, Super Rugby, Waratahs v Blues,
live. 8.00 Cricket, New Zealand v England, Third
Test, Day Three, highlights. 8.30 What’s On 8.55
Motorsport, FIA Formula One Championship,
Malaysia Grand Prix, live. 11.30 The ITM Fishing
Show 12.00am Soccer, A-League, Brisbane Roar
v Melbourne Heart, replay. 2.00 Soccer, A-League,
Adelaide United v Central Coast Mariners, replay.
4.00 Athletics, Contact Tri, highlights. 5.00 What’s
On 5.30 Basketball, NBL, Perth Wildcats v NZ
Breakers, replay.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 031
11.00 Sea Master Sailing 11.30 Rugby, Super Rugby,
Chiefs v Highlanders, highlights. 12.30 Small
Blacks TV 1.00 Athletics, Contact Tri, highlights.
2.00 Netball, ANZ Championship, Queensland
Firebirds v Southern Steel, live. 4.00 Netball, ANZ
Championship, Adelaide Thunderbirds v Central
Pulse, live. 6.00 State Insurance Swimming New
Zealand Awards, highlights. 7.00 Netball, ANZ
Championship, Canterbury Tactix v WBOP Magic,
live. 9.00 Investec Super Rugby Review. 10.00
Athletics, Contact Tri, highlights. 11.00 Netball, ANZ
Championship, Canterbury Tactix v WBOP Magic,
replay. 12.30am Netball, ANZ C’ship, Queensland
Firebirds v Southern Steel, replay. 2.00 Netball,
ANZ C’ship, Adelaide Thunderbirds v Central Pulse,
replay. 3.30 Basketball, NBL, Melbourne Tigers v
Townsville Crocodiles, replay. 5.30 Golf, US PGA
Tour, Arnold Palmer Invitational, Round Four, live.
Sky Sport 3 SKY 032
6.00 Fox Sports News 9.55 Rugby, IRB Sevens
DOCUMENTARIES
Discovery SKY 070
6.30 River Monsters Goes Tribal (PG) 7.30
Mythbusters (PG) 8.30 Mythbusters (PG) 9.30 ET
Fishing Escapes (PG) 10.30 Off the Hook: Extreme
Catches (PG) 11.00 Off the Hook: Extreme Catches
(PG) 11.30 River Monsters with Jeremy Wade
(PG) 12.30 Who Survived? (PG) 1.30 Can You Live
Forever? (PG) 2.30 Yukon Men (M) 3.30 Yukon
Men (M) 4.30 Yukon Men (M) 5.30 Yukon Men (M)
7.30 (PG) 8.30 Auction Kings (PG) The Gallery
63 crew auction off an unusual 1930s book filled
with autographs from Hollywood celebrites. 9.00
Auction Hunters (PG) 9.30 Driven to Extremes
(PG) 10.30 Alaska: The Last Frontier (PG) 11.30
Mythbusters (PG) 12.30am I Shouldn’t Be Alive (PG)
1.30 Moonshiners (M) 2.30 Auction Kings (PG) 3.00
Auction Hunters (PG) 3.30 I Shouldn’t Be Alive (PG)
4.30 Nightmare Next Door (M) 5.30 Disappeared (M)
6.30 Crocodile King (PG) 7.30 Nordic Wild (G) 8.30
Salmon Wars (G) 9.30 Octopus Volcano (G) 10.30
Monster Fish (PG) 11.30 Bid & Destroy (M) Noon
Abandoned (PG) 12.30 Panasonic Presents (G) 1.30
Air Crash Investigation (PG) 2.30 American Colony:
The Hutterites (M) 3.30 Inside: 21st Century Warship
(G) 4.30 Hell on the Highway (PG) 5.30 Monster Fish
(G) 6.30 Maximum Predator (G) 7.30 Bid & Destroy
(M) 8.00 Abandoned (PG) 8.30 American Colony:
The Hutterites (M) We’re Not a Cult: Wesley decides
to give a presentation at university on the Hutterites.
9.30 Saxon Gold: Finding the Hoard (PG) 10.30
X-Ray Earth (PG) 12.30am Chasing UFOs (M) 1.30
America’s Lost Treasures (G) 2.30 Cranmer & Son
(PG) 3.30 Situation Critical (M) 4.30 Megafactories
(G) 5.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG)
78
Sky Sport 2: ANZ Championship Netball,
4.00pm
World Series, Hong Kong Day Two, highlights.
11.25 Rowing, World Cup, Sydney finals, live. 3.30
Basketball, NBL, Melbourne Tigers v Townsville
Crocodiles, delayed. 5.30 Swimming, NZ Ocean
Series, State Sand To Surf. 6.00 What’s On 6.30
The ITM Fishing Show 7.00 Soccer, A-League,
Brisbane Roar v Melbourne Heart, live. 9.00
Soccer, A-League, Adelaide United v Central Coast
Mariners, live. 11.00 Rugby, Super Rugby, Waratahs
v Blues, replay. 1.00am Rugby, Super Rugby, Force
v Cheetahs, replay. 3.00 Rugby, Super Rugby, Reds
v Bulls, replay. 5.00 Motorsport, IndyCar Series,
Honda GP of St. Petersburg, live.
ESPN SKY 034
7.30 Basketball, NCAA, live. 9.30 Basketball, NCAA,
live. Noon Basketball, NCAA, live. 2.30 Basketball,
NCAA, live. 5.00 NCAA Gameday. 6.00 Tennis, ATP
World Tour Masters, Sony Ericsson Open, delayed.
9.00 SportsCenter 10.00 Champions League
Weekly 10.30 NBA Tonight 11.00 AMA Supercross,
from Toronto, Ontario, delayed. 1.30am Mobile 1,
the Grid 1.30 Mobile 1, the Grid 1.30 Mobile 1, the
Grid 1.30 Mobile 1, the Grid 3.00 Champions League
Weekly 3.30 NBA Tonight 4.00 SportsCenter 5.00
Basketball, NCAA, live.
History SKY 073
6.30 When Weather Changed History (PG) 7.30 UFO
Hunters (PG) 8.30 Elizabeth: Duty and Sacrifice (PG)
9.30 Guy Martin’s Industrial Wonder (PG) 10.30 The
World From Above (PG) 11.00 Two in the Top End
(PG) 11.30 Orkney’s Stone Age Temple 12.30 Empire
(PG) 1.30 Britain’s Biggest Heists (PG) 2.30 Britain’s
Heritage Heroes (PG) 3.00 Kings and Queens 3.30
A History of Christianity (PG) 4.30 Triangle Fire (PG)
5.30 Kings and Queens 6.00 How Mad Was King
George? (PG) 7.00 Britain’s Secret Treasures 7.30 The
Men Who Built America (PG) 8.30 Mankind the Story
of All of Us (M) 9.30 Civilisation Lost (PG) 11.30 The
Mafia’s Greatest Hits (M) 12.30am The Fury and the
Flames (PG) 1.30 WW2: The Complete History (PG)
2.30 Secrets of War (M) 3.30 Kings and Queens 4.00
Britain’s Secret Treasures 4.30 The Men Who Built
America (PG) 5.30 Mankind the Story of All of Us (M)
6.00 My Brother the Islamist (16) 7.00 Built From
Disaster (M) 7.50 Last Man Standing (M) 8.45 Dara
O Briain’s Science Club (PG) 9.45 Who Do You Think
You Are? (M) 10.45 Trawlermen (PG) 11.15 Helicopter
Heroes (PG) Noon True Stories (M) 12.50 Lonely
Planet: Best in China (PG) 1.00 Dragons’ Den (PG)
2.00 Top Gear USA (PG) 2.45 Freddie Flintoff Goes
Wild (PG) 3.35 Helicopter Heroes (PG) 4.20 James
May’s Toy Stories (PG) 5.15 Dragons’ Den: Dragons’
Stories (PG) 6.20 How to Grow a Planet (PG) 7.25
Trawlermen (PG) 8.30 Dara O Briain’s Science Club
(PG) 9.35 Richard Hammond’s Crash Course (PG)
10.30 Shakespeare in Italy (PG) 11.30 True Stories
(M) 12.20am Dragons’ Den (PG) 1.20 Top Gear USA
(PG) 2.05 James May’s Toy Stories (PG) 3.00 Freddie
Flintoff Goes Wild (PG) 3.50 The Toughest Place to
Be. (M) 4.40 Emergency Search and Rescue (PG)
5.30 Russia with Jonathan Dimbleby (PG)
6.08 Storytime (RNZ)
7.35 Weekend Worldwatch (RNZ)
8.10 Sunday Morning with Chris Laidlaw
Including: 8.12 Insight; 9.06 Mediawatch; 10.06
Ideas; 10.55 Today’s Track; 11.05 Down the List;
11.12 Feature Interview; 11.40 Wayne Brittenden’s
Counterpoint; 11.55 Feedback
(sunday@radionz.co.nz)
12.15 Spectrum The Waihopai Story (RNZ)
(spectrum@radionz.co.nz)
12.40 Arts on Sunday with Lynn Freeman
Including: 3.05 The Drama Hour (RNZ)
(artsonsunday@radionz.co.nz)
4.06 4 ’til 8 with Katrina Batten Including: 4.07
The Sunday Feature: Big Data (Pt 3 of 5, RNZ);
5.10 Spiritual Outlook (RNZ); 6.06 Te Ahi Kaa
(RNZ); 7.06 One in Five (RNZ); 7.30 The Strand
(BBC)
8.06 Sounds Historical with Jim Sullivan
(history@radionz.co.nz)
10.12 Mediawatch (RNZ)
10.45 Wayne’s Music (RNZ)
Music after Midnight; 12.30 Strand on Film (BBC);
1.05 Te Ahi Kaa (RNZ); 2.30 Musical Chairs (RNZ);
3.05 Hui Hopping (RNZ); 3.30 Health Check
(BBC); 5.10 Down the List (RNZ)
News and Weather 6.00, 8.00, 9.00am, noon,
3.00, 11.00pm
6.00 Sanctuary Music for the spirit and soul
8.00 Grace Notes
9.00 Composer of the Week Carlo Gesualdo
(c1561-1613) (RNZ) See page 72
10.00 The Works
11.00 Chamber Music at Lincoln Center French
Harp Explored. (9 of 13, WFMT)
Noon The Critic’s Chair (RNZ)
1.00 Vintage Years
2.00 The Sunday Feature Roger Flury and Des
Wilson look at the life and career of the Swiss
soprano Lisa Della Casa (1919-2012) (RNZ)
3.00 Opera on Sunday Metropolitan Opera
Season Anita Rachvelishvili, Nikolai Schukoff,
Metropolitan Opera Chorus and Orch/Michele
Mariotti – Bizet’s Carmen (12 of 23, EBU)
6.30 Made in New Zealand Hill: String Quartet
No 8 in A, Dominion Quartet
7.00 New Horizons With William Dart (4 of 10,
RNZ)
8.00 Young New Zealand 2012 Gisborne Music
Competition. Bach; Beethoven – Camille Barry
(vln), Rosemary Barnes (pno); Schumann;
Kabalevsky – Sally Kim (cello), Rosemary Barnes
(pno); Piazzolla; Gershwin – Olivia Francis (vln),
Sarah Watkins (pno); Beethoven – Jesbery
Hertono (cello), Sarah Watkins (pno); Haydn;
Roddie – Thomas Eves (tpt), Bruce Greenfield
(pno); Brahms; Dvorák – Diane Huh (vln), Bruce
Greenfield (pno); Hindemith; Debussy – Min Jin
Lee (cello), Sarah Watkins (pno) (1 of 3, RNZ)
9.45 Choral Music by Richard Rodney RR Bennett:
Four poems of Thomas Campion, Winter nights;
Never weather-beaten saile; Fire, fire!; The hours of
sleepy night, BBC Singers/Paul Brough
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Best of Mike Hosking/Leighton Smith 7.00
Ruud’s Awakening 8.00 Tony Veitch - Sport Power
Hour 9.00 Andrew Dickens Sunday Café Noon
Murray Deaker – Deaker on Sunday 6.00 Jim Sutton
Nostalgia Requests 8.00 John Cowan - Real Life with
John Cowan 9.00 Pam Corkery, Tim Roxborogh - The
Two 12.00am – 6.00 Gary Denvir: Open-line Talkback
MONDAY MARCH 25
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00 Breakfast With Rawdon
Christie and Toni Street.
63579458
9.00 Good Morning With
Jeanette Thomas. 28545
10.00 Ellen (G, R) 22361
11.00 Cowboy Builders UK
makeover series. 18039
Noon ONE News (C) 2854
12.30 Emmerdale (PGR, C) Today:
Zak’s behaviour raises
eyebrows; Nicola’s pleased
to see Jimmy’s jealous; and
Ashley prays in church. 68534
(PGR) 4293
2.00 Cookery School (G, R) 80361
3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal
(G) 35632
3.55 Te Karere (C) 6504941
4.25 Ellen Today: Salma Hayek
and Luke Byran. 876106
5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat
(C) With Eddie McGuire.
500496
6.00 One News (C) 71699
7.00 Seven Sharp (C) With Jesse
Mulligan, Ali Mau and Greg
Boyed. 187
7.30 ■ Piha Rescue (PGR,
C) Tonight: A girl loses
consciousness on the way
to Raglan; a retired man
collapses in the hot pools;
and an eight-year-old boy
goes missing at Hot Water
Beach. 458
8.00 ■ Rapid Response (PGR,
HD, C) Big Day for New
Zealand: A mysterious
condition threatens a young
life; paramedics are called
to a three car pile-up; and
mystery surrounds a man
found collapsed on the
street. 699
8.30 Criminal Minds (AO, C, AD)
The Lesson: The BAU search
for a killer with ritualistic
tendencies. 82690
9.30 The Following (AO, C)
Let Me Go: With the help
of attorney Olivia Warren,
Joe Carroll makes a case
against Ryan and the FBI to
be transferred to a different
facility, but Ryan suspects a
larger plan may be at play.
26034
10.30 ONE News Tonight (C) 106
11.00 Damages (AO) Have You
Met the Eel Yet?: Ellen
suspects the judge is
favouring Patty in court, and
McClaren is involved in a
media frenzy. 26125
12.00am ■ The Investigator
(AO, R, C) 52626
1.00 Te Karere (R, C) 2156626
1.25 BBC World: GMT with
George Alagiah 89119775
2.00 Impact with Mishal Husain
6.00 Creflo Dollar 1354
6.30 Hi-5 (G, R, C) 8293
7.00 Pinky and Perky (G, R, C)
98564
7.25
7.55
3.30 HARDtalk 1806539
4.00 Global with Jon Sopel
3482423
Back at the Barnyard
(G, R, C) 3832835
Ben 10: Omniverse (C)
6359748
8.20
8.35
8.45
Dinosaur Train (R, C) 1200093
Guess How Much I Love You
(G, C) 2699019
Fireman Sam (G, R, C)
8.55 Bird Bath (G, R, C) 4678552
9.00 Infomercials
10.30 Neighbours Omnibus
(G, R, C) 8651
11.00 Shortland Street
(PGR, R, HD, C, AD) 9380
11.30 Spin City (PGR, R, C) 9767
Noon Desperate Housewives
(PGR, R, HD, C) 18057
1.00 Jeremy Kyle (PGR) 84187
2.00 Anderson Live 88903
3.00 Everything’s Rosie (G) 81670
3.15 Mike the Knight (C) 6417729
3.30 Kung Fu Panda (G, C) 2699
4.00 H2O Just Add Water
(G, R, C) 6800
4.30 The Erin Simpson Show 8477
5.00 Horace in Slow Motion
(G, R) 83090
5.01 ■ America’s Funniest Home
Videos (G, R, C) 100009106
5.30 8 Simple Rules (G, R, C) 2293
6.00 Friends (G, R, HD, C) 3922
6.30 Neighbours (C) 1941
7.00 Shortland Street (PGR, HD,
C, AD) Tonight: Jared hits
Chris where it hurts. Writer
Renata Hopkins, director
Oliver Driver. 729
7.30 My Kitchen Rules (C)
Tonight: The tables are
turned on the teams. 9532380
8.40 The Big Bang Theory
(PGR, R, HD, C) The Gorilla
Experiment: Sheldon
attempts to help Penny
understand physics. 7555019
9.40 Kitchen Nightmares (AO,
C) Revisited Part 2: Gordon
Ramsay heads to Southern
California to check up on La
Frite in Sherman Oaks to see
how they are going after his
visit. 7233835
10.40 Necessary Roughness (PGR,
C) Spell It Out: A spellingbee champ needs help fixing
his stutter. 2300106
11.35 Hot in Cleveland: Behind the
Hotness (PGR, R) The stars
of Hot In Cleveland take a
look back at the funniest
moments from the first
season. 5696854
12.35am Off the Map (AO, R, HD,
C) 1883591
1.35 Infomercials
2.35 Rizzoli & Isles (AO, R, HD, C)
4678046
4.15
Secret Life of the American
Teenager (PGR, R) 4679775
4938107
5.05 Believer’s Voice of Victory
2646084
5.05 The Erin Simpson Show (R)
4698713
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (C) 4680794
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00
8.30
10.30
11.30
3 News: Firstline 14903
Infomercials
The Shopping Channel
Everybody Loves Raymond
(G, R, C) 6293
Noon 3 News 7922
12.30 Home and Away
(G, R, HD, C) 5545
1.00 Dr Phil (AO, HD) Today:
Monster-in-Law. 18011
2.00 The Dr Oz Show (PGR, HD)
Today: Banish Belly Bloat.
82729
2688903
3.25
4415591
TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
3.00 The Biggest Loser Australia
(G) 42187
4.00 Rachael Ray (G, HD) 46903
(G) 6632
5.30 Home and Away (G, HD, C)
Today: Rosie misconstrues
Natalie’s advice and insults
Sasha. 6019
6.00 3 News 66767
7.00 Campbell Live 583
7.30 ■ Crime Exposed (PGR, HD,
C) 854
8.00 Territory Cops (PGR, HD, C)
Tonight: A woman is found
staggering along the road at
night. 767
8.30 Grand Designs Australia
(PGR, R, C) Tonight: A
Balinese resort-style mansion
with a pool, a nightclub, five
bedrooms, four bathrooms
and a steam room. 60478
9.30 The Blue Rose (AO, C) Half
a Person: When Linda finds
out the truth about Ben, she
knows Jane needs The Blue
Rose’s help. 5133767
10.35 Nightline 1656670
11.15 The Americans (AO,
HD) Mutually Assured
Destruction: Philip and
Elizabeth must stop an
assassin from taking out key
US scientists. 5679187
5.30 – 6.00 City Impact Church
2388510
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
FOUR Live (G) 6.00 Everybody
Hates Chris (G, R) 6.30 Futurama
(G, R) 7.00 The Simpsons (PGR, R)
7.30 How I Met Your Mother (PGR)
The Fortress: Barney reluctantly
agrees to sell his apartment. 8.00
New Girl (PGR) Quick Hardening
Caulk: Jess admits how she
feels about Nick. 8.30 Up All
Night (PGR) Mr Bob’s Toddler
Kaleidoscope: Reagan worries that
she’s not around enough. 9.00
Whitney (PGR) Space Invaders:
Alex pines for time by himself.
9.30 The Mindy Project (PGR) In
the Club: Shauna gets the staff
into a hip nightclub, where Mindy
connects with a lawyer for the New
York Knicks. 10.00 Community
(PGR, R) 10.30 Alphas (AO, R) 11.25
Entertainment Tonight (G) 11.50 –
6.00am Infomercials
Four: The Mindy Project, 9.30pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00 Home Shopping
6.30 The Crowd Goes Wild
(G, R) 724564
7.00 Deal or No Deal (G, R) 725293
7.30 Home Shopping
Noon The Doctors (G) 180570
1.00 The Jeff Probst Show
(G) 9362816
2.05 All Saints (PGR, R) 276212
3.00 Stargate Universe (PGR)
434564
4.00 Prime League NRL, Sharks v
Warriors, highlights. 438380
6.00 Deal or No Deal (G) 905477
6.30 Millionaire: Hot Seat
(G) 913496
7.00 The Crowd Goes Wild 846125
7.30 Tony Robinson Down Under
(PGR) 712729
8.30 Never Mind the Buzzcocks
(AO) Tonight: Robert Webb
is guest host. 834380
9.00 QI (PGR) UK quiz show
hosted by Stephen Fry.
396651
9.35 60 Minutes (G) 1960090
10.35 The Late Show with David
Letterman (G) 8021361
England, from Eden Park,
highlights. 1903570
1.35am The Crowd Goes Wild
8879775
2.05 – 6.00 Home Shopping
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
11.00 Toku Reo (G, R)
Noon Korero Mai (G, R)
2.00 Ako (G, R)
3.00 Tangaroa with Pio (G, R)
3.30 Brian Jacques’ Redwall (G)
4.00 Pukoro (G, R)
4.30 Pukana (G)
5.00 Toi Whakaari (G, R)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
6.00 ■ Nga Pari Karangaranga o
te Motu (G)
6.30 Putahi (G)
7.00 Ako (G, R)
8.00 Iwi Anthems (G) Tonight:
Ngati Awa.
8.30 Native Affairs
9.30 ■ Pumanawa: Celebrating
Maori in Business (G) A
look at the world of Maori
tourism.
10.00 Whare Taonga (G, R)
10.30 – 12.30am UK Super League
Tonight: Hull KR v Castleford.
79
MONDAY MARCH 25
SKY MOVIES SKY 020
RIALTO SKY 025
7.20
7.00
7.10
One for the Money (2011, M)
Katherine Heigl.
8.50 Big Miracle (2012, PG) Drew
Barrymore, John Krasinski.
10.35 One Day (2011, M) Anne
Hathaway, Jim Sturgess.
12.20 The Girl With the Dragon
Tattoo (2011, 16) Daniel Craig.
2.55 Horrible Bosses (2011, 16)
Jason Bateman.
4.35 Conviction (2011, M) Hilary
Swank, Sam Rockwell.
6.20 Battleship (2012, M) A fleet
of ships is forced to do battle
with an alien armada. Liam
Neeson.
8.30 The Philly Kid (2012, 16) A
former high school wrestling
champion who is paroled
after serving time in prison
agrees to help an old friend
pay off a debt. Wes Chatham,
Devon Sawa.
10.05 Cedar Rapids (2011, 16)
Ed Helms.
11.35 Voodoo Moon (2006, 16) Eric
Mabius, Charisma Carpenter.
1.05am Nightmare at the End of
the Hall (2008, M) 2.35 Conviction
(2011, M) 4.25 Voodoo Moon (2006,
16) 5.55 Nightmare at the End of
the Hall (2008, M)
Biography: Woody
Harrelson (2009, PG)
9.35 The Godfather. Part III (1990,
M) Al Pacino, Diane Keaton.
12.25 A Good Year (2005, M)
Russell Crowe.
2.25 Napoleon Dynamite
(2004, PG) Jon Heder.
3.55 Raising Arizona (1987, PG)
Nicolas Cage, Holly Hunter.
5.30 Pearl Harbor (2001, M) Two
childhood friends grow up to
be US Army pilots stationed
at Pearl Harbor just before
the Japanese attack. Ben
Affleck, Josh Hartnett, Kate
Beckinsale.
8.30 Office Space (1998, M) A
software executive, on the
verge of a breakdown starts
succeeding when hypnosis
makes him stop trying so
hard at life. Ron Livingston,
Jennifer Aniston.
10.05 Lucky Number Slevin (2006,
18) Josh Hartnett, Bruce
Willis, Lucy Liu.
11.55 Saw 3 (2006, 18) Tobin Bell.
1.50am Pearl Harbor (2001, M) 4.50
Office Space (1998, M)
6.30 Carbon Copy (1981, PG)
George Segal.
James Van Der Beek.
9.30 Serpico (1973, 16) Al Pacino.
11.40 The Wilby Conspiracy
(1975, 16) Michael Caine.
1.25 Rich Kids (1979, PG) Trini
Alvarado, John Lithgow.
3.00 Summer Lovers (1982, 16)
Daryl Hannah.
4.40 Running Scared (1986, M)
Billy Crystal, Gregory Hines.
6.25 Mississippi Burning (1988,
M) In Mississippi in the mid1960s, FBI agents investigate
the murder of three
civil-rights workers. Gene
Hackman.
8.30 Clerks (1994, 16) A day in
the life of two ill-paid and
disenchanted convenience
store clerks. Brian O’Halloran,
Jeff Anderson.
10.00 Body of Evidence (1993, 18)
Madonna, Willem Dafoe.
11.40 City of Ghosts (2003, M)
Matt Dillon, James Caan.
1.35am Wes Craven Presents:
Dracula 2: Ascension (2003, 16)
3.00 Body of Evidence (1993, 18)
4.40 Summer Lovers (1982, 16)
GENERAL
of Poets 3.30 Shakespeare: The King’s Man 4.30
Dangerous Edge 5.25 Trash Dance
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 N2K (PGR) 7.00 The Last
Explorers 8.00 Designer Travel 8.30 Cheese Slices
9.00 The Magicians (PGR) 10.00 Failure Club (PGR)
10.30 She’s Got the Look 11.30 Work of Art 12.30
The Jonathan Ross Show (PGR) 1.30 Days of Our
Lives (AO) 2.30 You Deserve This House 3.30 Love
It or List It 4.00 Heaven’s Kitchen Cook Book 4.30
Gourmet Farmer 5.00 Superior Interiors 6.00 Out
in the Cold 6.30 House Crashers 7.00 Baggage
Battles 7.30 The Tall Tales of Travellers and Traders
(G) Robin Lane Fox uncovers the truth behind Greek
myths and gods 8.30 Coast (G) 9.30 Grand Tours of
Scotland 10.00 James and Thom’s Pizza Pilgrimage
10.30 Roger & Val Have Just Got In (AO) 11.00
Baggage Battles 11.30 Love It or List It 12.00am
Blokes (AO) 12.30 Benny Hinn 1.00 The Nutters
Club (AO) 2.00 Heaven’s Kitchen Cookbook 2.30
Gourmet Farmer 3.00 Design Star 4.00 Out in the
Cold 4.30 House Crashers 4.30 The Magicians 5.00
The Tall Tales of Travellers and Traders (G)
UKTV SKY 006
6.25 The Bill (M) 7.15 The Bill Classics (M) 8.10
Doctor Who (PG) 9.15 The Mighty Boosh (M) 9.45
Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 10.15 Jonathan Creek
(M) 11.10 The Graham Norton Show (M) 11.55 The
Bill (M) 12.45 The Mighty Boosh (M) 1.15 Midsomer
Murders (M) 2.55 The Bill (M) 3.45 Jonathan Creek
(M) 4.45 Eggheads (PG) 5.15 Doctor Who (PG) 6.30
Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 7.00 EastEnders
(PG) 8.00 Playhouse Presents (M) 8.30 Top of the
Lake (16) While visiting her dying mother, Detective
Robin Griffin takes on the case of a 12-year-old
pregnant girl, who then disappears. 9.30 Silk (M)
10.30 The Graham Norton Show (M) Tonight:
Dame Judi Dench, Dev Patel and Will Young. 11.20
Shameless (16) 12.10am The Bill (M) 1.00 Eggheads
(PG) 1.30 Top of the Lake (16) 2.30 Shameless (16)
3.20 The Bill (M) 4.05 New Tricks (M) 5.00 The Bill
(M) 5.50 Eggheads (PG)
Living SKY 008
6.30 Yoga TV 7.00 Restoration Man 8.00 Antiques
Roadshow USA 9.00 The Martha Stewart Show
10.00 The Nate Berkus Show 11.00 Fantasy Homes
80
Hell and Back Again (2011,
16) US documentary.
8.40 Footnote (2010, M) Lior
Ashkenazi, Yuval Scharf.
10.25 Fair Game (2010, M) Naomi
Watts, Sean Penn.
12.15 Vincent Wants to Sea (2010,
M) Florian David Fitz.
1.50 Special When Lit (2009, M)
UK documentary.
3.25 Ae Fond Kiss (2004, M) Atta
Yaqub, Eva Birthistle.
5.10 Bad Education (2004, 16)
Gael Garcia Bernal.
7.00 Rabbit Hole (2010, M) A
couple grieving the loss of
their son struggle to deal
with the stress of getting
on with life. Nicole Kidman,
Aaron Eckhart.
8.30 British Theatre: Injustice:
Episode 2 (2011, M) James
Purefoy, Dervla Kirwan.
10.10 The Killing Room (2009, 16)
Chloe Sevigny.
11.45 Short Film: The Last Stop
(2012, M)
12.05am The Elephant Man (1980,
PG) 2.10 Ae Fond Kiss (2004, M)
3.55 Short Film: Seed (2012, M) 4.05
Bad Education (2004, 16) 5.55 The
Killing Room (2009, 16)
SoHo SKY 010
SoHo: The Sopranos, 9.30pm
Down Under Noon Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience
(M) 12.30 Dream Lives for Sale 1.30 Great Australian
Sandcastles 2.30 A Tale of Two Castles 3.00 The Nate
Berkus Show 4.00 May the Best House Win 5.00
A Place in the Sun: Home or Away. 6.00 Property
Virgins 6.30 Disaster DIY 7.00 Antiques Roadshow
8.00 What the Neighbours Did 9.00 Grand Designs
10.00 Build a New Life 11.00 Property Virgins 11.30
Disaster DIY 12.00am Antiques Roadshow 1.00 The
Nate Berkus Show 2.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or
Away. 3.00 May the Best House Win 4.00 Property
Virgins 4.30 Disaster DIY 5.00 This Old House 5.30
Grand Designs
6.10 Behind the Music Remastered: Blondie 6.55
Other Voices 8.00 Piano Notes 8.15 Faces of a
Vanishing World 9.10 The Stones in Exile 10.10 Other
Voices 11.05 The Ronnie Wood Show 11.35 Other
Voices 12.30 The Jo Whiley Music Show 1.20 Pink
Floyd. Wish You Were Here 2.10 Behind the Music
Remastered: Blondie 2.55 Other Voices 4.00 Piano
Notes 4.10 Art & the City 4.30 The HermitageNiks 5.00 Closer to the Truth 5.30 First Tuesday
Book Club 6.00 The Directors 7.00 Liverpool: City
of Poets 7.30 Shakespeare: The King’s Man 8.30
Dangerous Edge 9.25 Trash Dance 10.20 Eat the
Sun 11.15 James Rhodes: Piano Man 11.45 Piano
Notes 12.10am Art & the City 12.30 The HermitageNiks 1.00 Closer to the Truth 1.30 First Tuesday
Book Club 2.00 The Directors 3.00 Liverpool: City
6.30 The Sopranos (16) 7.30 Durham County
(18) 8.30 Five Days (16) 9.30 Labyrinth (16) 11.00
Banshee (18) Noon The Hour (M) 1.00 Rescue Me
(16) 1.45 Entourage (16) 2.15 Camelot (16) 3.05 SoHo
on Set (M) 3.15 The Sopranos (16) 4.15 Banshee (18)
5.15 Durham County (18) 6.15 SoHo on Set (M) 6.45
Rescue Me (16) 7.30 Girls (16) Together: Hannah has
only one day left in which to finish her book, and
Marnie and Charlie have a misunderstanding. 8.00
Veep (M) Baseball: Selina hosts a conference to
promote healthy eating. 8.30 SoHo on Set: Game
of Thrones (M) 9.30 The Sopranos (16) Luxury
Lounge: Christopher and Little Carmine pursue a
new venture out of town. 10.30 Rescue Me (16) 11.15
Entourage (16) 11.45 Treme (M) 12.45am Durham
County (18) 1.45 Girls (16) 2.15 Veep (M) 2.45 SoHo
on Set: Game of Thrones (M) 3.45 The Sopranos
(16) 4.45 Treme (M) 5.45 Rescue Me (16)
6.00 BBC World News 6.30 The Culture Show 7.00
BBC World News 7.30 The Bottom Line 8.00 BBC
World News 8.15 Sport Today 8.30 What If? 9.00
BBC World News 9.10 My Country. China 10.00 BBC
World News 10.30 Working Lives 11.00 BBC World
News 11.30 Our World Noon Newsday 12.30 Asia
Business Report 12.45 Sport Today 1.00 Newsday
1.30 India Business Report 2.00 Newsday 2.30
Asia Business Report 2.45 Sport Today 3.00 BBC
World News 3.30 Asia Business Report 3.45 Sport
Today 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Asia Business
Report 4.45 Sport Today 5.00 BBC World News
5.30 HARDtalk 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 World
Business Report 6.45 BBC World News 7.00 BBC
World News 7.30 World Business Report 7.45 BBC
World News 8.30 World Business Report 8.45 BBC
World News 9.30 World Business Report 9.45
BBC World News 10.00 BBC World News 10.30
HARDtalk 11.00 BBC World News 11.30 World
Business Report 11.45 Sport Today 12.00am BBC
World News 1.00 GMT with George Alagiah 2.00
Impact with Mishal Husain 3.30 HARDtalk 4.00
Global with Jon Sopel 5.30 World Business Report
5.45 Sport Today
MONDAY MARCH 25
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 030
7.30 Small Blacks TV 8.00 FIA Formula One C’ship,
Malaysia GP, highlights. 9.30 Cricket, NZ v England,
Third Test, Day Three, highlights. 10.00 Cricket, NZ
v England, Third Test, Day Four, Morning Session,
live. 1.05 Cricket, NZ v England, Third Test, Day
Four, Afternoon Session, live. 5.30 The Cricket
Show 6.00 Sky Arena Access 6.30 Netball, College
Series. Avondale v Westlake, live. 7.30 Netball,
ANZ C’ship, Northern Mystics v Melbourne Vixens,
live. 9.30 Netball, ANZ C’1ship, NSW Swifts v West
Coast Fever, live. 11.30 Sky Arena Access 12.00am
Netball, ANZ C’ship, Northern Mystics v Melbourne
Vixens, replay. 1.30 Netball, ANZ C’ship, NSW Swifts
v West Coast Fever, replay. 3.00 Athletics, Contact
Tri, highlights. 4.00 Basketball, NBL, Perth Wildcats
v NZ Breakers, replay.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 031
11.00 Golf, European PGA Tour, Maybank Malaysian
Open, Round Four, highlights. Noon Rowing, World
Cup, Sydney finals, replay. 3.00 Netball, ANZ
C’ship, Canterbury Tactix v WBOP Magic, replay.
4.30 Netball, ANZ C’ship, Queensland Firebirds
v Southern Steel, replay. 6.00 Small Blacks TV
Day Three, highlights. 8.00 The Crowd Goes Wild
8.30 Cricket, New Zealand v England, Third Test,
Day Four, highlights. 9.00 The ITM Fishing Show
9.30 Motorsport, IndyCar Series, Honda GP of
St Petersburg, highlights. 11.00 NASCAR Sprint
Cup Series, Auto Club 400, highlights. 12.00am
NASCAR Nationwide, Royal Purple 300, highlights.
1.00 Basketball, NBL, Perth Wildcats v NZ Breakers,
highlights. 2.00 Rugby, Super Rugby, Waratahs
v Blues, replay. 4.00 Golf, US PGA Tour, Arnold
Palmer Invitational, Round Four, highlights. 5.00
Golf, US PGA Tour, Tavistock Cup, Round One, live.
Discovery: Meteorite Men, 9.30pm
Rugby, NRL, replay. 3.00 Rugby, Super Rugby,
Crusaders v Kings, highlights. 4.00 State Insurance
Swimming NZ Awards, highlights. 5.00 Athletics,
Contact Tri, highlights. 6.00 Motorsport, FIA
Formula One C’ship, Malaysia GP, highlights. 7.30
Investec Super Rugby Review. 8.30 Rugby, Super
Rugby, Crusaders v Kings, highlights. 9.30 Athletics,
Contact Tri, highlights. 10.30 The Crowd Goes
Wild 11.00 Football League Show 11.30 A-League,
highlights Show. 12.00am Soccer, FIFA World Cup,
Qualifying Match, All Whites v New Caledonia,
replay. 2.00 Cricket, NZ v England, Third Test, Day
Four, highlights. 2.30 Motorsport, FIA Formula
One C’ship, Malaysia GP, highlights. 4.00 NASCAR
Nationwide Series, Royal Purple 300, highlights.
5.00 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series, Auto Club 400,
highlights.
ESPN SKY 034
Sky Sport 3 SKY 032
7.30 Athletics, Contact Tri, highlights. 8.30 NASCAR
Sprint Cup Series, Auto Club 400, live. Noon Sea
Master Sailing 12.30 The ITM Fishing Show 1.00
7.30 Basketball, NCAA, live. 2.30 Basketball, NCAA,
live. 5.00 NCAA Gameday. 6.00 Tennis, ATP World
Tour Masters, Sony Ericsson Open, delayed. 9.00
SportsCenter 10.00 ESPNFC Press Pass 11.00
X Games, from Tignes, France, replay. 3.00am
ESPNFC Press Pass 4.00 Tennis, ATP World Tour
Masters, Sony Ericsson Open, live.
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Discovery SKY 070
6.30 Dirty Jobs (PG) 7.30 Moonshiners (M) 8.30
Deadliest Catch (PG) 9.30 Mythbusters (PG) 10.30
Nightmare Next Door (M) 11.30 I Shouldn’t Be Alive
(PG) 12.30 Stalked: Someone’s Watching (M) 1.00
I Was Murdered (M) 1.30 Disappeared (M) 2.30
Moonshiners (M) 4.30 Deadliest Catch (PG) 5.30
Mythbusters (PG) 6.30 Outlaw Empires (M) 7.30
Mythbusters (PG) Driving in Heels: Adam Savage
and Jamie Hyneman hit the highway with some
fancy footwear. 9.30 Meteorite Men (PG) 10.30
A Haunting (M) 11.30 Deadly Sins (M) 12.30am I
Shouldn’t Be Alive (PG) 1.30 Moonshiners (M) 2.30
Mythbusters (PG) 4.30 Meteorite Men (PG) 5.30 A
Haunting (M)
6.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG) 7.30 Mexican
Border Wars (M) 8.30 Megastructures (G) 9.30
Megafactories (G) 10.30 Secrets of the Great
Escape (PG) 11.30 Convoy: War for the Atlantic
(PG) 12.30 Saxon Gold: Finding the Hoard (PG)
1.30 X-Ray Earth (PG) 3.30 American Colony:
The Hutterites (M) 4.30 Megastructures (G) 5.30
Megafactories (G) 6.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG)
7.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG) 8.30 American
Colony: The Hutterites (M) Barnburners: The
calving barn goes up in flames. 9.30 Hell on the
Highway (PG) 10.30 Hard Time (M) 11.30 Drugs
Inc. (M) 12.30am Megastructures (G) 1.30 Air
Crash Investigation (PG) 2.30 American Colony:
The Hutterites (M) 3.30 Situation Critical (M) 4.30
Megafactories (G) 5.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG)
6.30 Civilisation Lost (PG) 8.30 Triangle Fire (PG)
9.30 Mystery of the Bog Mummies (M) 10.30 Kings
and Queens (G) 11.00 Britain’s Secret Treasures
(G) 11.30 The Men Who Built America (PG) 12.30
Mankind the Story of All of Us (M) 1.30 Civilisation
Lost (PG) 3.30 The Lost Evidence (M) 4.30 Cash
in the Attic (G) 5.00 Cash in the Attic (G) 5.30
Time Team (G) 6.30 Time Team (G) 7.30 Mankind:
The Story of All of Us (M) 8.30 The Men Who Built
America (PG) The New Machine: Henry Ford devises
the plan for a gas-powered car. 9.30 Air Australia
(PG) 10.30 Rome: The Last Frontier (PG) 11.30
Mankind: The Story of All of Us (M) 12.30am The
Fury and the Flames (PG) 1.30 WW2: The Complete
History (PG) 2.30 Secrets of War (M) 3.30 Mankind
the Story of All of Us (M) 4.30 The Men Who Built
America (PG) 5.30 Air Australia (PG)
6.30 Big Cat Diary (PG) 7.20 True Stories (M) 8.10
Dragons’ Den (PG) 9.10 Top Gear USA (PG) 9.55
Helicopter Heroes (PG) 10.40 James May’s Toy
Stories (PG) 11.35 Lonely Planet: Best in China
(PG) 11.45 Top Gear (PG) 12.50 Dragons’ Den:
Dragons’ Stories (PG) 1.50 How to Grow a Planet
(PG) 2.50 Trawlermen (PG) 3.20 Trawlermen
(PG) 3.50 Dara O Briain’s Science Club (PG) 4.50
Richard Hammond’s Crash Course (PG) 5.35 Ade in
Britain (M) 6.30 Top Gear (PG) 7.30 Top Gear (PG)
8.30 Emergency Search and Rescue (PG) 9.00
Emergency Search and Rescue (PG) 9.30 James
May’s Toy Stories (PG) 10.30 Top Gear (PG) 11.30
Tribal Wives (M) 12.35am Dragons’ Den: Dragons’
Trawlermen (PG) 3.35 Dara O Briain’s Science Club
(PG) 4.35 Richard Hammond’s Crash Course (PG)
5.20 Top Gear (PG)
6.00 Morning Report Including: 6.18 Pacific News;
6.22 Rural News; 6.27 & 8.45 Manu Korihi News;
6.44 & 7.41 NZ Newspapers; 6.47 Business News;
7.42 & 8.34 Sports News; 6.46 & 7.34 Traffic
9.06 Nine to Noon with Kathryn Ryan Including:
10.45 Life is a Ten Letter Word, by Kath Beattie
(RNZ) (ninetonoon@radionz.co.nz)
Noon Midday Report Including: 12.16 Business
News; 12.26 Sport; 12.34 Rural News; 12.43
Worldwatch
1.06 Afternoons with Jim Mora Information and
debate, people and places around New Zealand
(afternoons@radionz.co.nz)
5.00 Checkpoint (checkpoint@radionz.co.nz)
7.06 Nights with Bryan Crump Including: 7.30
Insight (RNZ); 8.15 Windows on the World
(nights@radionz.co.nz)
10.00 News and Late Edition
11.06 Beale Street Caravan David Knowles
introduces the Memphis-based radio show (BSC)
Spectrum (RNZ); 1.30 From the World (RNZ);
2.05 The New Jazz Archive (PRX/NJA); 3.05
Crime Story, by Maurice Gee (RNZ); 3.35 An
Author’s View (RNZ); 5.10 Witness (BBC)
noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 11.00pm
6.00 Classic Morning Includes news and weather,
competition and Beauty Spot
(c1561-1613) See page 72
10.00 The Works
Noon Upbeat Music news and current affairs (RNZ)
1.30 Lighten Up Music from film, the stage and
international classical charts. A Roald Dahl HalfHour: Elfman: Main titles, from Charlie and the
Chocolate Factory; Barry: Main theme and
Capsule in space, from You Only Live Twice;
Sherman: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang; Hushabye
Mountain, from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
2.00 Afternoon Requests (Box 123, Wellington or
3.00 CD Masters Classic performances from the
back catalogue. Adams: Short Ride in a Fast
Machine, San Francisco SO/Michael Tilson Thomas
(rec 2011); Prokofiev: Violin Concerto No 1 in D Op
19, Maxim Vengerov (vln), London SO/Mstislav
Rostropovich (rec 1994); Sibelius: But my bird is
nowhere to be seen Op 36/2; Reed, reed, rustle
Op 36/4; The diamond in the March snow Op
36/6, Soile Isokoski (sop), Helsinki Phil/Leif
Segerstam (rec 2005); Chopin: Nocturnes Op 9,
Maurizio Pollini (pno) (rec 2005)
composers
5.00 Cadenza Shorter popular classics
(c1561-1613) (RNZ) See page 72
8.00 Music Alive 2013 Auckland Festival.
Horomona Horo (taonga pÐoro), NZTrio – Farr/
Nunns: Nga kete e toru (revised version); Gao
Ping: Su Xie Si Ti (Four Sketches); Chen Yi:
Tibetan Tunes; Kelly: Toi Huarewa/Suspended Way
(world première performance and broadcast)
(RNZ)
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Mike Hosking 8.30 Leighton Smith Noon Danny
Watson 4.00 Larry Williams 7.00 Murray Deaker
Sportstalk 8.00 Kerre McIvor Talkback 12.00am –
6.00 Bruce Russell Talkback
81
TUESDAY MARCH 26
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
63466930
9.00 Good Morning Hosted by
10.00 Ellen (R) 52688
11.00 Cowboy Builders (G) UK
series in which Dominic
Littlewood and Melinda
Messenger come to the
rescue of homeowners.
28881
7.25
(G, C) 3736607
7.55 ■ Ben 10: Omniverse
(C) 6246220
8.20 Dinosaur Train (G, R, C)
1475855
8.35
9379065
9.35
Dangerous Roads (AO)
Siberia: Good friends and
fellow comedians Ed Byrne
and Andy Parsons brave
temperatures as low as -50˚
to drive across Siberia’s
infamous Road of Bones.
6258997
10.50 ONE News Tonight (C)
2200065
11.20 The Closer (AO, HD) Under
Control: The team search for
a missing boy who attends
the summer camp where
Tao’s son works, and Raydor
makes a troubling suggestion
to Brenda. 5563572
12.20am Australian Druglords
(AO, R) 3804756
1.20 Te Karere (R, C) 7141553
4482263
3.30 HARDtalk 1866911
3459195
8.45
(G, C) 2586591
11.30
Noon
1.00
2.00
3.00
3.15
Bird Bath (G, R, C) 3927864
Infomercials
Neighbours (R, C) 4084
Shortland Street
(PGR, R, HD, C, AD) 5713
Spin City (G, R, C) 5572
Desperate Housewives
(AO, R, HD, C) 29336
Jeremy Kyle (PGR) 38084
Anderson Live 13012
Everything’s Rosie (G) 11997
Mike the Knight (G, C)
2613756
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (C) 4657466
3.30 The Penguins of
Madagascar (G, C) 8084
(G, C) 9713
(G, R) 13317
Videos (G, R, C) 100008249
6.00 Friends (G, R, HD, C) 2065
6.30 Neighbours (C) 2224
7.00 Shortland Street (PGR,
HD, C, AD) Tonight: Jared
decides his future, and
Rachel fights the pressure on
all fronts. Writer Roy Ward,
director Oliver Driver. 317
7.30 My Kitchen Rules (C) 9436152
8.40 Revenge (AO, C) Lineage:
In a flashback to 2006,
Victoria’s estranged mother
makes a surprise visit.
7442591
9.40 Rookie Blue (AO, C) Coming
Home: A noise complaint
leads Andy and Swarek to
an illegal warehouse party.
7137607
10.40 Fringe (AO, C) Twenty Ten:
A member of the Fringe
team orchestrates a gamechanging event. 9290881
11.40 The Mentalist (AO, R, HD,
C) Pink Tops: Jane and the
CBI team go back over every
step of her investigation
to determine who killed an
undercover narc. 5599997
12.40am Embarrassing Bodies
(AO, R, C) 1857176
1.40 Infomercials
4635331
3.30 ■ Secret Life of the
American Teenager
(PGR, R) 9601263
4.15 Emmerdale (PGR, R, C)
5.05 The Erin Simpson Show
(R) 4665485
82
2.55
4.00
5.00
5.30
6.00
7.00
7.30
6304201
8233319
Infomercials
(G, R, C) 2626
Noon 3 News 3355
12.30 Home and Away (G, R, HD,
C) 1930
Teenage Daughter Got
Pregnant Intentionally. 25510
2.00 The Dr Oz Show (PGR,
HD) Today: Top Diet Myths.
8209910
2582775
8.55
9.00
10.30
11.00
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00
8.30
10.30
11.30
6.30 Hi-5 (G, R, C) 6084
27978
12.30 Emmerdale (PGR, C)
Today: Laurel decides not
to say anything; Jimmy can
see how scared Nicola is;
and Ashley is guilty and
concerned. 22423
(PGR) 7978
(G) 41959
3.55 Te Karere (C) 6408713
4.25 Ellen (G) Today: Jessica
Simpson. 888572
5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat (G,
C) Eddie McGuire hosts a
gameshow. 536442
6.00 One News (C) 85978
7.00 Seven Sharp (C) With Jessie
Boyed. 775
7.30 RPA (PGR, C) Tonight: Greg
makes an extraordinary
sacrifice; a man gets stuck
between a truck and a bin;
and Robert has a growth on
his thryoid. 6607
8.30 Kingdom of Plants (G, HD,
C, AD) David Attenborough
presents a programme
that takes in a year at Kew
Gardens. Survival: Extreme
conditions don’t stop plants
– many can thrive in heat or
cold, and even without water.
TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
8.00
8.30
9.30
10.30
The Biggest Loser Australia
(G) 2737249
Rachael Ray (G, HD) 83510
Entertainment Tonight
(G) 5775
Home and Away (G, HD, C)
Today: Romeo struggles with
how to tell Indi the truth. 8862
3 News 70046
Campbell Live With John
Campbell. 171
Modern Family (PGR, HD, C)
Mistery Date: Phil attempts
to throw together a boys’
night at the house. 442
Go On (PGR, HD)
Videogame, Set, Match: Ryan
becomes a big brother figure
for Owen. 355
NCIS (AO, HD, C) You Better
Watch Out: Ziva’s father
arrives apparently wanting
to make amends, but she
wonders if he is really on a
mission. 39775
NCIS: LA (AO, HD, C) Drive:
A woman from Deeks’s past
becomes the target of an
international car-stealing
operation. 35959
Nightline With Sacha McNeil.
93713
11.10
Underbelly: The Golden Mile
(AO, R, HD, C) 5574688
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
(G, R) 7.00 The Simpsons (G, R)
7.30 America’s Next Top Model:
College Edition (PGR) Tonight: The
models write their own script for a
TV commercial to promote tourism
in Jamaica, and then film the spot
while riding a horse bareback on
a beach. 8.30 ■ Life (1999, AO, R)
When two friends find themselves
shipped off to a Missouri prison for
a life sentence in the 1930s they
must learn to deal with the hand
life has dealt them. Eddie Murphy,
Martin Lawrence, Ned Beatty, Ted
Demme, Nick Cassavetes. 10.45
The Real Housewives of New York
City (PGR, R) Tonight: Kelly and
Bethenny square off in a diva duel
during a downtown bar meeting.
11.45 Entertainment Tonight (G)
12.10am – 6.00 Infomercials
Maori: Inshallah Football, 8.30pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00 Home Shopping
(G, R) 741862
7.30 Home Shopping
1.00 The Jeff Probst Show (G)
9266688
2.05 All Saints (PGR) 204626
453220
Letterman (G, R) 464336
925862
7.30 60 Minutes (G, R) 762355
8.30 ■ Superman III (1983, G,
R) A weakened Superman
battles an evil billionaire
and his computer-genius
sidekick. Christopher Reeve,
Richard Pryor. 3861046
12.00am Cricket ANZ Test Series,
England, highlights. 664466
2.00 The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
8929843
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
2.00 Ako (G, R)
3.30 Cyberchase (G, R)
4.00 Pukoro (G, R)
4.30 Pukana (G)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
Motu (G, R)
6.30 Putahi (G)
7.00 Ako (G, R)
8.00 Behind the Brush (G)
Tonight: The wife who dished
up a lethal lesson.
8.30 Inshallah Football (AO)
Documentary about a Hizbul
Mujaheddin ex-militant, and
his family attempting to
cope with life on the streets
of Kashmir.
9.30 Love Patrol (PGR, R)
10.00 The Topp Twins (G, R)
10.30 Tagata Pasifika (R)
11.00 – 11.30 News: Te Kaea (R)
TUESDAY MARCH 26
SKY MOVIES SKY 020
RIALTO SKY 025
7.25
6.20 Biography: Nicole Kidman
(2007, PG)
7.10 The Wrong Man (2006, 18)
Josh Hartnett, Bruce Willis.
9.00 Raising Arizona (1987, PG)
Nicolas Cage, Holly Hunter.
10.35 Pearl Harbor (2001, M) Ben
Affleck, Kate Beckinsale.
1.35 Office Space (1998, M) Ron
Livingston, Jennifer Aniston.
3.05 Lucky Number Slevin (2006,
18) Josh Hartnett, Bruce
Willis.
4.55 Legally Blonde 2 (2003, PG)
Reese Witherspoon.
6.30 Edge of Darkness (2010,
16) A detective goes on a
quest to find his daughter’s
murderer. Mel Gibson.
8.30 Boogeyman (2005, M) A
disturbed man returns to his
hometown for his mother’s
funeral and encounters the
evil force that tormented
him as a child. Barry Watson,
Emily Deschanel.
10.05 Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005,
16) Robert Downey Jr.
11.50 Saw (2004, 18) Cary Elwes.
1.35am Legally Blonde 2 (2003, PG)
3.10 Boogeyman (2005, M) 4.40
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005, 16)
7.30
Making of: Safe House
(2012, M)
7.45 Battleship (2012, M) Liam
Neeson.
9.55 Cedar Rapids (2011, 16)
Ed Helms.
11.25 The Philly Kid (2012, 16)
Wes Chatham, Devon Sawa.
1.00 Possessed by Evil (2011, M)
Rebecca Romijn.
2.30 Biography: Tom Cruise
(2007, PG)
3.20 Swinging with the Finkels
(2011, M) Mandy Moore.
4.45 The Debt (2010, 16)
Helen Mirren.
6.40 Margin Call (2011, M)
Executives at an investment
bank debate dumping their
toxic assets. Kevin Spacey,
Stanley Tucci.
8.30 30 Minutes or Less (2011, 16)
Two criminals force a pizza
delivery guy to rob a bank.
Jesse Eisenberg, Danny
McBride, Aziz Ansari.
9.55 The Next Three Days (2010,
M) Russell Crowe.
12.10am Kill the Irishman (2011, 16)
1.55 The Debt (2010, 16) 3.50 Kill the
Irishman (2011, 16) 5.35 Swinging
With the Finkels (2011, M)
6.15
Rich Kids (1979, PG) Trini
Alvarado, John Lithgow.
7.50 Running Scared (1986, M)
Billy Crystal, Gregory Hines.
9.35 Clerks (1994, 16) Brian
O’Halloran, Jeff Anderson.
11.05 Love Streams (1984, M)
Gena Rowlands.
1.25 Bring Me the Head of
Alfredo Garcia (1974, 16)
Warren Oates, Isela Vega.
3.15 Married to It (1993, PG) Beau
Bridges, Stockard Channing.
5.05 The Great Train Robbery
(1979, PG) Sean Connery.
6.55 Easy Money (1983, M) A
gambler must change his
ways in order to inherit his
mother-in-law’s fortune.
Rodney Dangerfield.
8.30 Dressed to Kill (1980, 18)
Two women are stalked by
a psychotic killer. Michael
Caine, Angie Dickinson.
10.15 Return of the Living Dead
(1985, 16) Clu Gulager.
11.45 For Better or for Worse
(1990, M) Kim Cattrall.
1.20am Wes Craven Presents:
Dracula 3: Legacy (2005, 18) 2.55
Easy Money (1983, M) 4.30 Return
of the Living Dead (1985, 16)
GENERAL
SoHo SKY 010
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Coast 7.30 Heaven’s Kitchen
Cookbook 8.00 Gourmet Farmer 8.30 Grand
Tours of Scotland 9.00 James and Thom’s Pizza
Pilgrimage 9.30 Love It or List It 10.00 Design Star
11.00 Baggage Battles 11.30 Out in the Cold Noon
House Crashers 12.30 Coast 1.30 Days of Our Lives
(AO) 2.30 You Deserve This House 3.30 Love It or
List It 4.00 Hairy Bikers Best of British 5.00 Better
Homes & Gardens 6.00 Out in the Cold 6.30 Yard
Crashers 7.00 Auction Hunters 7.30 Sarah Beeny’s
Selling Houses 8.30 The Home Show (G) Architect
George Clarke helps homeowners make the most of
what they’ve got. 9.30 Secret Removers (G) 10.30
Woodley (AO) Australian comedy series about a
divorced father. 11.00 Auction Hunters 11.30 Love
It or List It 12.00am Dream Jobs 12.30 Benny Hinn
1.00 Housetrap (PGR) 2.00 The Home Show 3.00
Secret Removers 4.00 Woodley (AO) 4.30 Blokes
(AO) 5.00 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British
UKTV SKY 006
6.20 Casualty (PG) 7.10 The Bill (M) 8.00 Doctor
Who (PG) 9.00 EastEnders (PG) 10.00 Keeping Up
Appearances (PG) 10.30 Jonathan Creek (M) 11.25
Casualty (PG) 12.15 EastEnders (PG) 1.15 Midsomer
Murders (M) 2.55 The Bill (M) 3.45 Jonathan Creek
(M) 4.45 Eggheads (PG) 5.15 Doctor Who (PG) 6.30
Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 7.00 EastEnders
(PG) 8.00 Heartbeat (PG) 9.00 The Bill (M) 9.50
The Graham Norton Show (M) Tonight: Matt Smith,
Kara Tointon, Matt Lucas, David Walliams and Ellie
Goulding. 10.50 The Only Way Is Essex (16) Kirk
hopes his date with Amy will seal their romance,
and Mark tries to cope with temptation and jealousy.
11.20 New Tricks (M) 12.15am The Bill (M) 1.05
Eggheads (PG) 1.35 The Graham Norton Show (M)
2.20 The Only Way Is Essex (16) 2.45 The Bill (M)
3.35 Heartbeat (PG) 4.25 The Only Way Is Essex
(16) 4.50 The Bill (M) 5.40 Eggheads (PG)
Living SKY 008
6.30 Yoga TV 7.00 Build a New Life 8.00 Antiques
Roadshow 9.00 The Martha Stewart Show 10.00
The Nate Berkus Show 11.00 May the Best House
Win Noon What the Neighbours Did 1.00 Grand
Vincent Wants to Sea (2010,
M) Florian David Fitz.
9.05 Injustice (2011, M, episode 2)
James Purefoy.
10.45 Rabbit Hole (2010, M) Nicole
Kidman, Aaron Eckhart.
12.15 Last Cup: Road to the World
Series of Beer Pong (2009,
M) US documentary.
1.45 White Material (2009, 16)
Isabelle Huppert.
3.30 Peep World (2010, 16)
Michael C Hall.
4.50 Incendies (2010, M) Lubna
Azabal, Maxim Gaudette.
7.00 Wake Wood (2011, 16) When
a girl is killed, her parents are
given the chance to spend
three days with their dead
daughter. Aidan Gillen.
8.30 World Cinema: A Separation
(2011, PG) A family must
make the decision whether
to flee Iran, or stay and care
for a parent with Alzheimer’s
disease. Peyman Moadi, Leila
Hatami.
10.35 Mulholland Drive (2001, 16)
Naomi Watts, Justin Theroux.
1.00am Rec 3 Genesis (2011, 16)
2.20 Incendies (2010, M) 4.30
Mulholland Drive (2001, 16)
Movies Greats: Edge of Darkness, 6.30pm
Designs 2.00 Build a New Life 3.00 The Nate Berkus
Show 4.00 May the Best House Win 5.00 A Place in
the Sun: Home or Away 6.00 Property Virgins 6.30
Disaster DIY 7.00 Homes Under the Hammer 8.00
Restoration Roadshow 8.30 Phil Spencer: Secret
Agent 9.30 Money 10.30 Auction 11.00 Property
Virgins 11.30 Disaster DIY 12.00am Homes Under
the Hammer 1.00 The Nate Berkus Show 2.00 The
Martha Stewart Show 3.00 May the Best House Win
4.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away. 5.00 This
Old House 5.30 Money
6.20 Eat the Sun 7.15 James Rhodes: Piano Man 7.45
Piano Notes 8.00 Piano Notes 8.10 Art & the City
8.30 The Hermitage-Niks 9.00 Closer to the Truth
9.30 First Tuesday Book Club 10.00 The Directors
11.00 Liverpool: City of Poets 11.30 Shakespeare:
The King’s Man 12.30 Dangerous Edge 1.25 Trash
Dance 2.20 Eat the Sun 3.15 James Rhodes: Piano
Man 3.45 Piano Notes 4.00 The Buddha 5.00 Closer
to the Truth 5.30 First Tuesday Book Club 6.00
Piano Notes 6.10 The Directors 7.10 Britain’s First
Photo Album 7.40 The Impressionists 8.30 The Art
of Russia 9.20 The Mystic Nativity 10.10 10xdix: A
Portrait of Otto Dix (M) 11.10 Jeff Koons: Beyond
Heaven 12.00am The Buddha 1.00 Closer to the
Truth 1.30 First Tuesday Book Club 2.00 Piano
Notes 2.10 The Directors 3.10 Britain’s First Photo
Album 3.40 The Impressionists 4.30 The Art of
Russia 5.20 The Mystic Nativity
6.30 Durham County (18) 7.30 Girls (16) 8.00 Veep
(M) 8.30 SoHo on Set: Game of Thrones (M) 9.30
The Sopranos (16) 10.30 Treme (M) 11.30 Durham
County (18) 12.30 Rescue Me (16) 1.15 Entourage
(16) 1.45 Girls (16) 2.15 Veep (M) 2.45 SoHo on
Set: Game of Thrones (M) 3.45 Treme (M) 4.45
The Sopranos (16) 5.45 Durham County (18) 6.45
Rescue Me (16) 7.30 Banshee (18) A Mixture of
Madness: Lucas makes a fateful decision that
impacts Sugar, Job, Carrie, her family and the entire
police force. 8.30 ■ Phil Spector (2013, M) Biopic
of legendary music producer Phil Spector and his
relationship with his defence attorney Linda Kenny
Baden as he goes to trial for murder. Al Pacino,
Helen Mirren, Chiwetel Ejiofor. Films, page 68 10.05
The Wire (16) A New Day: Carcetti faces a dilemma;
Randy gets the cold shoulder; and Omar makes a
power play. 11.05 Rescue Me (16) 11.50 Entourage
(16) 12.20am Girls (16) 12.50 Veep (M) 1.20 Banshee
(18) 2.20 ■ Phil Spector (2013, M) 3.55 The Wire (16)
4.55 Girls (16) 5.25 Veep (M) 5.55 Rescue Me (16)
7.00 BBC World News 7.30 World Business Report
7.45 Sport Today 8.00 World News Today 9.30
World Business Report 9.45 Sport Today 10.00
Business Edition 10.30 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC World
News America Noon Newsday 12.30 Asia Business
Report 12.45 Sport Today 1.00 Newsday 1.30 Asia
2.30 Asia Business Report 2.45 Sport Today 3.00
BBC World News 3.30 Asia Business Report 3.45
Sport Today 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Asia
Business Report 4.45 Sport Today 5.00 BBC World
News 5.30 HARDtalk 6.00 BBC World News 6.30
World Business Report 6.45 BBC World News
7.30 World Business Report 7.45 BBC World News
5.45 Sport Today
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TUESDAY MARCH 26
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 030
6.00 Snooker, World Tour, Haikou World Open,
highlights. 9.00 The Crowd Goes Wild 9.30 Cricket,
New Zealand v England, Third Test, Day Four,
highlights. 10.00 Cricket, NZ v England, Third Test,
Day Five, Morning Session, live. 1.05 Cricket, New
Zealand v England, Third Test, Day Five, Afternoon
Session, live. 5.30 Golf, US PGA Tour, Tavistock
Cup, Round One, highlights. 6.30 Netball, College
Series. Avondale v Westlake, replay. 7.30 The
Netball Zone 8.00 The Crowd Goes Wild 8.30
Re:Union: Tony Johnson and guests discuss the
week’s rugby games. 9.30 Super Rugby Fan Zone
11.30 Basketball, NBL, Perth Wildcats v NZ Breakers,
replay. 1.30am Rubgy, NRL, Titans v Sea Eagles,
replay. 3.30 Rubgy, NRL, replay. 5.30 Dumbest Stuff
on Wheels
Sky Sport 2 SKY 031
10.00 Ice Hockey, NHL Regular Season, Anaheim
Ducks v Detroit Red Wings, replay. 11.30 Rugby, IRB
Sevens World Series, Hong Kong Event, highlights.
1.00 State Insurance Swimming NZ Awards,
highlights. 2.00 Tenpin Bowling, Weber Cup,
highlights. 3.00 Rugby, Super Rugby, Crusaders v
Kings, highlights. 4.00 The ITM Fishing Show 4.30
The Netball Zone 5.00 Super Rugby, Waratahs v
Blues, from Allianz Stadium, Sydney, highlights.
6.00 Investec Super Rugby Review 7.00 Dumbest
Stuff on Wheels 7.30 Rowing, Aon Maadi Cup, from
Lake Karapiro, Cambridge, highlights. 8.30 Fight
Night 10.30 The Crowd Goes Wild 11.00 Re:Union
12.00am Cricket, New Zealand v England, Third
Test, Day Five, from Eden Park, highlights. 12.30
Fight Night 2.30 Golf, US PGA Tour, Tavistock Cup,
Round One, highlights. 3.30 Golf, US PGA Tour,
Tavistock Cup, Round Two, live.
Sky Sport 3 SKY 032
6.00 Fox Sports News 9.00 Rugby, IRB Sevens
World Series, Hong Kong Event, highlights. 10.30
Tenpin Bowling, Weber Cup, highlights. 11.30
DOCUMENTARIES
Discovery SKY 070
Meteorite Men (PG) 11.30 Driven to Extremes (PG)
12.30 Deadly Sins (M) 1.30 A Haunting (M) 2.30
Moonshiners (M) 4.30 Deadliest Catch (PG) 5.30
Mythbusters (PG) 6.30 Amish Mafia (M) 7.30 River
Monsters with Jeremy Wade (PG) 8.30 Combat
Countdown (PG) Maximum Horsepower: Whether
the battle is fought on land, sea or air, there is one
thing that every war machine needs – power. 9.30
Abalone Wars (PG) 10.30 Extreme Drug Smuggling
(M) 11.30 Cold Blood (M) 12.30am I Shouldn’t
Be Alive (PG) 1.30 Moonshiners (M) 2.30 River
Monsters with Jeremy Wade (PG) 3.30 Combat
Countdown (PG) 4.30 Abalone Wars (PG) 5.30
Extreme Drug Smuggling (M)
Megafactories (G) 10.30 A Guide to the Planets (G)
11.30 Last War Heroes (M) 12.30 Bid & Destroy (M)
1.00 Abandoned (PG) 1.30 American Colony: The
Hutterites (M) 2.30 Drugs Inc. (M) 3.30 Air Crash
Investigation 4.30 Megastructures 5.30 Megafactories
(G) 6.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG) 7.30 Wicked
Tuna (M) 8.30 Bid & Destroy (M) Farm House
Fortune: An old house is being torn down and it’s
time to poke around for treasures. 9.00 Abandoned
(PG) 9.30 Megastructures 10.30 Supercars 11.30 The
Link (PG) 12.30am Megastructures 1.30 Wicked Tuna
(M) 2.30 Bid & Destroy (M) 3.00 Abandoned (PG)
3.30 Situation Critical (M) 4.30 Megafactories 5.30
Air Crash Investigation (PG)
84
National Geographic: Abandoned, 9.00pm
A-League, highlights Show. Noon Snooker, World
Tour, Haikou World Open, highlights. 3.00 Netball,
ANZ Championship, Northern Mystics v Melbourne
Vixens, replay. 4.30 Netball, ANZ Championship,
Adelaide Thunderbirds v Central Pulse, replay.
Event, highlights. 7.30 Golf Central 8.30 Sky Arena
Access 9.00 Cricket, New Zealand v England,
Third Test, Day Five, from Eden Park, highlights.
9.30 Rugby, NRL, Telstra Premiership, Cronulla
Sharks v Warriors, replay. 1.30am Netball, ANZ
Championship, NSW Swifts v West Coast Fever,
replay. 3.00 Snooker, World Tour, Haikou World
Open, highlights.
ESPN SKY 034
2.30 Sporting Greats 3.00 Tenpin Bowling, PBA
League, Round Five. 5.00 Tennis, ATP World
Tour Masters, Sony Ericsson Open, replay. 8.00
Around the Horn 8.30 Pardon the Interruption
9.00 SportsCenter 10.00 ESPNFC Press Pass 10.30
Pardon the Interruption 11.00 ESPN Documentaries
12.00am SportsNation 1.00 SportsCenter 2.00
SportsCenter 3.00 ESPNFC Press Pass 3.30 NBA
Tonight 4.00 Tennis, ATP World Tour Masters, Sony
Ericsson Open, Round Four, live.
History SKY 073
6.30 Rome: The Last Frontier (PG) 7.30 Stalemate:
The Cold War (PG) 8.30 Cash in the Attic (G)
9.30 Time Team (G) 10.30 Heir Hunters (PG) 11.30
Mankind the Story of All of Us (M) 12.30 The Men
Who Built America (PG) 1.30 Air Australia (PG) 2.30
Secrets of War (M) 3.30 The Lost Evidence (M)
4.30 Cash in the Attic (G) 5.00 Cash in the Attic
(G) 5.30 Time Team (G) 6.30 Time Team (G) 7.30
Decoded (G) 8.30 Bonhoeffer (M) The life of Dietrich
Bonhoeffer, the young German theologian who
offered one of the first clear voices of resistance to
Adolf Hitler. 9.30 Churchill: Man of Destiny (PG) 10.30
Vietnam: The Two Wars (PG) 11.30 World War II in
Colour (M) 12.30am The Fury and the Flames (PG)
1.30 WW2: The Complete History (PG) 2.30 Secrets
of War (M) 3.30 Decoded: (G) 4.30 Bonhoeffer (M)
5.30 Churchill: Man of Destiny (PG)
6.25 Big Cat Diary (PG) 7.15 Dragons’ Den: Dragons’
Trawlermen (PG) 10.15 Dara O Briain’s Science
Club (PG) 11.15 Richard Hammond’s Crash Course
(PG) Noon Top Gear (PG) 12.55 Ade in Britain (M)
1.40 Top Gear (PG) 2.35 Emergency Search and
Rescue (PG) (PG) 3.25 James May’s Toy Stories
(PG) 4.20 Tribal Wives (M) 5.20 Who Do You Think
You Are? (M) 6.25 Top Gear (M) 7.30 Dragons’ Den:
Dragons’ Stories (PG) 8.35 Trawlermen (PG) The
crew aboard the Arcane lose their best fishing net.
9.10 Helicopter Heroes (PG) 10.00 Louis Theroux’s
Weird Weekends (M) 10.55 Top Gear (M) 11.55 Life
in Cold Blood (PG) 12.45am Ade in Britain (M) 1.30
Top Gear (PG) 2.30 Emergency Search and Rescue
(PG) 3.20 James May’s Toy Stories (PG) 4.15 Tribal
Wives (M) 5.15 Lonely Planet: Best in China (PG)
5.25 Top Gear (PG)
7.42 & 8.34 Sports News
10.45 Damage Limitation, by Steve Danby (Pt 1 of
2, RNZ) (ninetonoon@radionz.co.nz)
Worldwatch
1.06 Afternoons with Jim Mora
The Sampler (RNZ); 8.15 Windows on the World;
9.06 The Tuesday Feature: Big Data (Pt 3 of 5,
RNZ) (nights@radionz.co.nz)
11.06 The Putumayo World Music Hour
(Putumayo)
Music after Midnight (RNZ); 12.30 Insight (RNZ);
1.15 Primary People (RNZ); 2.05 The Forum (BBC);
3.05 Crime Story, by Maurice Gee (RNZ); 3.30
Diversions (RNZ); 5.10 Witness (BBC)
Parliament: www.radionz.co.nz/parliament
noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 11.00pm
6.00 Classic Morning
(c1561-1613) See page 72
10.00 The Works
international classical charts. Bob Fosse at the
Movies – Porter; Adler/Ross; Coleman; Snyder
back catalogue
4.00 Made In New Zealand J Ritchie: Missa in
sanctissimi Pauli apostoli honorem, Jubilate
Singers/John Pattinson; Heenan: Jack Winter’s
Dream, NZSO/John Hopkins; Imamovic: Theme for
Carolyn; Song for Marcus; Jamilla’s Dance;
Sarajevo Nights, Duo Tapas
7.00 Sound Lounge Kate Mead hosts a weekly
forum for contemporary music, including 8.00
Vitamin S’s Extra Digits, part of the iiii festival
featuring collaborations from some of NZ’s finest
alongside special overseas guest artists including
Cor Fuhler. A performance featuring multiple
pianists and guests playing simultaneously on
multiple pianos. The programme consists of a
number of pieces devised, composed and
improvised including a new work by Andrew
McMillan specially written for this group which
involves the use and abuse of a decrepit, old,
dysfunctional upright piano: Jim Denley (sax), Cor
Fuhler, Hermione Johnson, Mark Bain, Glenda
Keam (pno), Jim Gardner (pno/electronics), Chris
O’Connor (percussion) – Fuhler/Johnson: Freeimprovised duo; Bain: Parallax of Opposites;
Denley/Johnson/Keam: Free-improvised trio;
McMillan: Blue Sea, Red Sea, Black Sea, Dead Sea
(RNZ); 11.00 New Music Dreams
Newstalk ZB
Watson 4.00 Larry Williams 7.00 Murray Deaker
WEDNESDAY MARCH 27
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
63433602
9.00 Good Morning Hosted by
10.00 Ellen (G, R) US comedian
Ellen Degeneres presents a
talkshow. 62195
11.00 Cowboy Builders (PGR)
UK series in which Dominic
rescue of homeowners.
TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
6.30 Hi-5 (G, R, C) 5718
38398
7.25
(G, R, C) 3703379
7.55 Beyblades Metal Masters
(G, R, C) 6213992
6.00
8.30
10.30
11.30
Noon
12.30
1.00
4854517
8.35
8.45
(G, C) 2553263
2.00
2559447
13805
12.30 Emmerdale (PGR, C)
Today: Holly and Aaron are
concerned; David dreads the
party; and Adam’s shocked.
18350
1.30
Come Dine with Me
(G) 4027
3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (G)
David Dickinson presents an
antiques show. 75466
3.55 Te Karere (C) 6475485
4.25 Ellen (G) Today: Dave Grohl.
8.55
9.00
10.30
11.00
11.30
Noon
1.00
2.00
3.00
3.15
3.30
4.00
901008
5.25
Millionaire Hot Seat (G,
C) Eddie McGuire hosts a
gameshow. 619350
6.00 One News (C) 97843
7.00 Seven Sharp (C) With Jessie
Boyed. 263
7.30 Fair Go (C) With Pippa
Wetzell and Gordon
Harcourt. 534
8.00 Global Radar (G, C) H2O:
Te Radar looks into water to
see why our long-finned eel
is up the creek, and uses his
body to test ways to clean
up the water. 447
8.30 Winners and Losers (PGR,
C, AD) Moving on: Bec and
Sophie learn the truth about
Tiffany’s arrangement with
Tom after her latest injuries
are revealed. 47824
9.30 Thelma’s Gypsy Girls (AO,
C) Tonight: The girls begin
their first day of work as
Thelma’s apprentices, but
will all of them show up on
time? Or at all? 43008
10.30 ONE News Tonight
(C) 282
11.00 Person of Interest (AO, R,
HD, C) Legacy: When Carter
finally comes face-to-face
with Reese, he urges her
to join forces to help their
latest person of interest, a
young woman trying to turn
her life around. 26331
12.00am ■ Crash (PGR, R) 46003
12.35 Te Karere (R, C) 7114409
4.30
5.00
5.01
5.30
6.00
6.30
7.00
7.30
8.45
9.15
Bird Bath (G, C) 7222076
Infomercials
Neighbours (G, R, C) 7379
Shortland Street
(PGR, R, HD, C, AD) 8008
Spin City (PGR, R, C) 1195
(AO, R, HD, C) 15263
Jeremy Kyle (PGR) 24911
Anderson Live 35027
Mike the Knight (G, C) 6371973
SpongeBob SquarePants
(G, C) 2805
H2O Just Add Water
(G, R, C) 3534
The Erin Simpson Show 9553
Horace in Slow Motion
(G, R) 23824
America’s Funniest Home
Videos (G, R, C) 100006422
8 Simple Rules (G, R, C) 1599
Friends (G, R, HD, C) 1398
Neighbours (G, C) 6089
Shortland Street (PGR,
HD, C, AD) Tonight: Rachel
stays in control, and Brooke
loses the plot. Writer Daniel
Musgrove, director Oliver
Driver. 805
My Kitchen Rules (C) 9406911
All New The Big Bang
Theory (PGR, C) The
Habitation Conofiguration:
Pressured by Bernadette,
Howard comes to terms with
moving out of his mother’s
house. 433282
2 Broke Girls (AO, C) And
the Three Boys with Wood:
Max and Caroline enlist
two Amish boys who are
exploring the modern world
to build a barn for Chestnut.
511669
9.45 Hell’s Kitchen (AO, C)
Tonight: The chefs go to
New York City to see prizewinning restaurant BLT
Steak. 7189060
10.45 The Walking Dead (AO, HD,
C) 9264466
11.45 Man Up (PGR) 2073718
12.15am Rescue 1 (PGR, R, C) 98041
12.45 20/20 (R, C) 1823119
1.45 Infomercials
5365515
3.30 Make It or Break It (G, R)
4459935
3.30 HARDtalk 1833683
3426867
9678935
4.15
6033931
2680428
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (C) 4624138
(R) 4632157
3.00
3.35
4.00
5.00
5.30
6.00
7.00
7.30
8.30
9.30
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
Infomercials
(G, R, C) 8621
3 News 9350
Home and Away
(G, R, HD, C) 5379
Dr Phil (AO, HD) Today:
Struggling with Infidelity and
Abuse. 28737
The Dr Oz Show (PGR, HD)
Today: What’s Your Risk of
Dying From Cancer? 22553
(G) 80398
(G, R) 6390263
Rachael Ray (G, HD) 79447
Entertainment Tonight
(G) 4008
Home and Away (G, HD,
C) Today: Brax lays down
the law in the Braxton
household. 7195
3 News 82911
Campbell Live 331
World’s Deadliest Roads
(PGR, C) Tonight: Lisa lets
GW Boles take over, and
the other two teams are
sidelined by mechanical
failures. 3737
3rd Degree Presents the
Vote (HD) Duncan Garner
and Guyon Espiner lead two
opposing teams, with referee
Linda Clark, as they debate
the big issues facing New
Zealanders. 32992
Sons of Anarchy (AO, HD,
C) Ablation: The Sons try
to find out who was behind
the attack on Jax and Chibs.
5097911
10.35 Nightline 1527114
11.15 Media3 6468114
11.50 ■ Hawaii Five-O (AO, R, HD,
C) Kai e’e: The head of the
Tsunami Warning Center
disappears just as a major
tsunami threatens to hit
Hawaii. 403805
5.30 – 6.00 Bayless Conley 2322954
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
(G, R) 7.00 The Simpsons (PGR,
R) 7.30 Glee (PGR) Guilty
Pleasures: The members of New
Directions tackle the songs they’re
embarrassed to admit they love.
8.30 The Biggest Loser (G) Tonight:
The teams are dissolved, leaving the
nine remaining players to compete
on their own, and the contestants
compete for a shopping spree with
Jessica Simpson. 9.55 Excused
(AO) 10.20 Life Unexpected (PGR)
Thanks Ungiven: Secrets come out
at Thanksgiving. 11.15 Entertainment
Tonight (G) 11.40 – 6.00am
Infomercials
TV1: Winner and Losers, 8.30pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00 Home Shopping
(G, R) 840718
7.30 Home Shopping
(G) 9226060
3.00 Stargate Universe (PGR, R)
576756
403468
7.30 Best of Top Gear (G, R) 854911
8.30 Elementary (AO) Lesser
Evils: Holmes delves into the
reasons for Watson’s exit
from her old job, and Watson
gives in to her instinct as a
doctor. 401843
9.30 Prime Rocks: Freddie
Mercury (AO) The Great
Pretender: The story of the
last five years of Freddie
Mercury’s life. 407027
(G, R) 954350
12.00am Home Shopping
(G, R) 8995886
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
2.00 Ako (G, R)
4.00 Pukoro (G, R)
4.30 Pukana (G)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
Motu (G, R)
6.30 Putahi (G)
7.00 Ako (G, R)
8.00 He Iwi Whakapono (G, R)
8.30 Tautohetohe on the Road
(PGR, R) Tonight: Te Atiawa
v Ngapuhi.
9.30 Waka Huia (G)
10.30 Native Affairs (R)
11.30 – 12.00am News: Te Kaea (R)
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WEDNESDAY MARCH 27
SKY MOVIES SKY 020
RIALTO SKY 025
7.00
6.20 Edge of Darkness (2010, 16)
Mel Gibson, Ray Winstone.
8.20 Saw (2004, 18) Cary Elwes,
Danny Glover.
10.00 Legally Blonde 2 (2003, PG)
Reese Witherspoon.
11.35 Boogeyman (2005, M) Barry
Watson, Emily Deschanel.
1.05 Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005,
16) Robert Downey Jr.
2.45 Saw 2 (2005, 18) Donnie
4.20 The World’s Fastest Indian
(2006, PG) Anthony Hopkins.
6.25 The Peacemaker (1997, M)
George Clooney.
8.30 Constantine (2005, M)
A supernatural detective
teams up with a woman to
solve her sister’s mysterious
suicide. Keanu Reeves,
Rachel Weisz.
European Vacation (1985,
M) Chevy Chase, Beverly
D’Angelo.
12.10am Hostage (2005, 16) 2.00
Making of: Ocean’s 13 (2007, PG)
2.15 Saw 2 (2005, 18) 3.45 The
World’s Fastest Indian (2006, PG)
5.50 National Lampoon’s European
Vacation (1985, M)
6.55
Possessed by Evil (2011, M)
Rebecca Romijn.
8.30 Margin Call (2011, M) Kevin
Spacey, Stanley Tucci.
10.15 Making of: Johnny English
Reborn (2011, PG)
10.30 30 Minutes or Less (2011, 16)
Jesse Eisenberg.
11.55 The Next Three Days
(2010, M) Russell Crowe.
2.10 Too Late to Say Goodbye
(2009, M) Rob Lowe.
3.40 Beastly (2011, PG) Vanessa
Hudgens, Alex Pettyfer.
5.05 Soul Surfer (2011, PG)
AnnaSophia Robb.
6.55 The Mechanic (2011, 16)
8.30 Extremely Loud and
Incredibly Close (2011, PG)
A boy finds a key that once
belonged to his father, a
victim of the 9/11 terrorist
attacks, and begins a search
for the lock it opens. Thomas
Horn, Sandra Bullock.
10.40 Hall Pass (2011, 16) Owen
Wilson, Jason Sudeikis.
12.25am Fatal Secrets (2009, 16)
1.55 The Mechanic (2011, 16) 3.30
Hall Pass (2011, 16) 5.15 Vanishing on
7th Street (2010, M)
6.00 The Great Train Robbery
(1979, PG) Sean Connery.
7.50 Married to It (1993, PG) Beau
Bridges, Stockard Channing.
9.40 Bring Me the Head of
Alfredo Garcia (1974, 16)
Warren Oates, Isela Vega.
11.30 The Way West (1967, PG)
Kirk Douglas.
1.30 Back to School (1986, M)
Rodney Dangerfield.
3.05 The Adventures of Buckaroo
Banzai (1984, PG) Peter
Weller, John Lithgow.
4.45 The Barefoot Contessa
(1954, PG) Humphrey
Bogart, Ava Gardner.
6.55 Death Wish (1974, 16) After
his wife and daughter are
attacked, an architect takes
his revenge. Charles Bronson.
8.30 Silverado (1985, PG) Four
friends team up to fight
injustice in a small town.
Kevin Kline, Kevin Costner.
10.40 The Ghost and the Darkness
(1996, M) Michael Douglas.
12.30am Retroactive (1997, M) 2.00
Chato’s Land (1972, 16) 3.40 MGM
Making of: The Pink Panther Story
(2004, PG) 4.10 Death Wish (1974,
16) 5.45 Silverado (1985, PG)
GENERAL
Night 3.15 Bruckner: Symphony No 5 4.30 Paavo
Jarvi-Orchestre De Paris With Dang Thai Son
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses
7.30 Yard Crashers 8.00 Out in the Cold 8.30 Better
Homes & Gardens 9.30 Love It or List It 10.00 Hairy
Bikers’ Best of British 11.00 Auction Hunters 11.30
The Home Show 12.30 Sarah Beeny’s Selling houses
1.30 Days of Our Lives (AO) 2.30 You Deserve This
House 3.30 Love It or List It 4.00 Christina Ferrare’s
Big Bowl of Love 4.30 The Cook & the Chef 5.00
Candice Tells All 5.30 Home by Novogratz 6.00 Out
in the Cold 6.30 Room Crashers 7.00 Bid America
7.30 Fishing Addiction 8.00 Best of Fishing NZ 8.30
Race to Dakar (PGR) Charley Boorman participates
in the Dakar Rally. 10.00 Autospeed 10.30 Stupid
Stupid Man (AO) 11.00 Bid America 11.30 Love It
or List It 12.00am Dream Jobs (PGR) 12.30 Benny
Hinn 1.00 More Flatmates (AO) 1.30 Stupid Stupid
Man (AO) 2.00 The Cook & the Chef 2.30 Christina
Ferrare’s Big Bowl of Love 3.00 Race to Dakar
(PGR) 4.00 Out in the Cold 4.30 Room Crashers
5.00 Home by Novogratz 5.30 Autospeed
UKTV SKY 006
6.10 The Bill (M) 7.50 Doctor Who (PG) 9.05
EastEnders (PG) 10.05 Keeping Up Appearances
(PG) 10.35 Jonathan Creek (M) 11.30 The Bill (M)
12.20 EastEnders (PG) 1.20 Midsomer Murders (M)
3.00 The Bill (M) 3.50 Jonathan Creek (M) 4.45
Eggheads (PG) 5.15 Doctor Who (PG) 6.30 Keeping
Up Appearances (PG) 7.00 EastEnders (PG) 8.00
The Graham Norton Show (M) Tonight: Dame Judi
Dench, Dev Patel and Will Young. 9.00 Holby City
(PG) Too Cold to Crash and Burn: Penny wants to
keep her relationship with Scott a secret, but when
Elliot and Oliver find out, her career is left hanging
in the balance. 10.00 Top of the Lake (16) 11.00
Agatha Christie’s Marple (M) 12.30am The Bill (M)
1.20 Eggheads (PG) 1.50 Holby City (PG) 2.50 The
Graham Norton Show (M) 3.40 Top of the Lake (16)
4.40 Ten Minute Tales (PG) 4.55 The Bill (M) 5.45
Eggheads (PG)
Living SKY 008
6.30 Yoga TV 7.00 May the Best House Win 8.00
Homes Under the Hammer 9.00 The Martha Stewart
Show 10.00 The Nate Berkus Show 11.00 Auction
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Peep World (2010, 16)
Michael C Hall.
8.15 A Separation (2011, PG)
Peyman Moadi, Leila Hatami.
10.20 Wake Wood (2011, 16) Aidan
Gillen, Eva Birthistle.
11.50 Wild Grass (2009, M)
Emmanuelle Devos.
1.35 And Everything Is Going
Fine (2010, M)
US documentary.
3.10 About Elly (2009, M)
Golshifteh Farahani.
5.10 In Our Name (2010, 16)
Joanne Froggatt.
6.45 Heartbreaker (2010, M)
Romain Duris.
8.30 Rake (2010, M) R v Lorton:
Greene defends a man
charged with murdering
a 15-year-old. Richard
Roxburgh, David Field,
Danielle Cormack.
9.30 Beginners (2010, M)
Ewan McGregor.
11.15 Mozart’s Sister (2010, M)
Delphine Chuillot.
1.15am The Last Circus (2010, 18)
3.00 In Our Name (2010, 16) 4.35
Short Film: The Girl With the Clover
Tattoo (2012, M) 4.45 About Elly
(2009, M)
SoHo SKY 010
Sky Movies: Extremely Loud and Incredibly
Close, 8.30pm
11.30 Restoration Roadshow Noon Phil Spencer:
Secret Agent 1.00 Money 2.00 Property Virgins
2.30 Disaster DIY 3.00 The Nate Berkus Show 4.00
May the Best House Win 5.00 A Place in the Sun:
Home or Away. 6.00 Property Virgins 6.30 Disaster
DIY 7.00 Antiques Roadshow 8.00 Homes Under
the Hammer 9.00 Cowboy Builders 10.00 Holmes
on Homes 11.00 Property Virgins 11.30 Disaster DIY
12.00am Antiques Roadshow 1.00 A Place in the
Sun: Home or Away 2.00 The Nate Berkus Show
3.00 May the Best House Win 4.00 The Martha
Stewart Show 5.00 This Old House 5.30 A Place in
the Sun: Home or Away.
6.10 10xdix: A Portrait of Otto Dix (M) 7.10 Jeff
Koons: Beyond Heaven 8.00 The Buddha 9.00
Closer to the Truth 9.30 First Tuesday Book Club
10.00 Piano Notes 10.10 The Directors 11.10 Britain’s
First Photo Album 11.40 The Impressionists 12.30
The Art of Russia 1.20 The Mystic Nativity 2.10
10xdix: A Portrait of Otto Dix (M) 3.10 Jeff Koons:
Beyond Heaven 4.00 Culture Shock 5.00 Closer to
the Truth 5.30 First Tuesday Book Club 6.00 BBC
Proms 2004: Last Night 7.15 Bruckner: Symphony
No 5 8.30 Paavo Jarvi-Orchestre De Paris With
Dang Thai Son 10.05 Verbier: Brahms in Verbier
11.05 Franz Liszt: The Pilgrimage Years 12.00am
Culture Shock 1.00 Closer to the Truth 1.30 First
Tuesday Book Club 2.00 BBC Proms 2004: Last
6.40 ■ Phil Spector (2013, M) Al Pacino, Helen
Mirren. 8.15 Banshee (18) 9.15 SoHo on Set (M)
9.30 Girls (16) 10.00 Veep (M) 10.30 The Wire (16)
11.30 SoHo on Set (M) 12.30 Rescue Me (16) 1.15
Entourage (16) 1.45 Banshee (18) 2.45 ■ Phil
Spector (2013, M) 4.20 The Wire (16) 5.20 SoHo
on Set (M) 5.45 Girls (16) 6.15 Veep (M) 6.45
Rescue Me (16) 7.30 Five Days 2 (16) 8.30 Durham
County (18) Surviving the Fall: Things come to a
head for everyone in Durham County, and Mike
tries to convince his daughter that he is not a
murderer. 9.30 Treme (M) I Thought I Heard Buddy
Bolden Say: Annie T’s parents visit and learn of her
record deal, and Sofia is stopped by the NOPD.
10.30 Rescue Me (16) 11.15 Bored to Death (16)
11.45 Camelot (16) 12.35am SoHo on Set (M) 12.45
True Blood (18) 1.45 Five Days 2 (16) 2.45 Durham
County (18) 3.45 Treme (M) 4.45 Camelot (16) 5.35
SoHo on Set (M) 5.45 Rescue Me (16)
5.45 Sport Today
WEDNESDAY MARCH 27
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 030
highlights. 9.00 Re:Union 10.00 Rugby, Super
Rugby, Stormers v Brumbies, from DHL Newlands
Stadium, Cape Town, replay. Noon Rugby, Super
Rugby, Reds v Bulls, replay. 2.00 Rugby, Super
Rugby, Crusaders v Kings, highlights. 3.00 Soccer,
FIFA World Cup, Qualifying Match, All Whites v
New Caledonia, replay. 5.00 Rugby, IRB Sevens
World Series, Hong Kong Event, highlights. 6.30
Golf Central. 7.30 Golf, US PGA Tour, Tavistock Cup,
Round Two, highlights. 8.30 Rugby Zone 9.00
The Crowd Goes Wild 9.30 ANZ Golf World 10.00
Golf Central 11.00 Snooker, World Tour, Haikou
World Open, highlights. 2.00am Soccer, A-League,
Adelaide United v Central Coast Mariners, replay.
4.00 Soccer, A-League, replay.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 031
8.30 Golf Central 9.30 Cricket, New Zealand v
England, Third Test, Day Five, highlights. 10.00
Rugby, NRL, Storm v Bulldogs, replay. Noon Golf,
US PGA Tour, Tavistock Cup, Round Two, highlights.
1.00 Golf, Champions Tour, Mississippi Gulf Resort
Classic, highlights. 2.00 The Ultimate Fighter 17
3.00 Tenpin Bowling, Weber Cup, highlights. 4.00
Rugby, NRL, Wests Tigers v Eels, replay. 6.00
What’s On 6.30 Rowing, Aon Maadi Cup, highlights.
7.30 The Crowd Goes Wild 8.00 The Netball Zone
8.30 Deaker on Sport 9.30 The Ultimate Fighter
17 10.30 Fight Night 12.30am The Crowd Goes
Wild 1.00 Netball, ANZ C’ship, Northern Mystics
v Melbourne Vixens, replay. 2.30 Netball, ANZ
C’ship, NSW Swifts v West Coast Fever, replay. 4.00
Basketball, NBL, Melbourne Tigers v Townsville
Crocodiles, replay.
History: Churchill: Man of Destiny, 1.30pm
Dragons, replay. 2.00 Rowing, Aon Maadi Cup,
highlights. 3.00 Snooker, World Tour, Haikou World
Open, highlights. 6.00 Re:Union 7.00 Netball,
ANZ C’ship, Queensland Firebirds v Southern
Steel, replay. 8.30 Netball, ANZ C’ship, Canterbury
Tactix v WBOP Magic, replay. 10.00 Netball, ANZ
Championship, Adelaide Thunderbirds v Central
Pulse, replay. 11.30 Rugby Zone 12.00am Deaker on
Sport 1.00 Rugby, Super Rugby, Crusaders v Kings,
highlights. 2.00 Rugby, Super Rugby, Waratahs v
Blues, replay. 4.00 Rugby, Super Rugby, Stormers v
Brumbies, replay.
ESPN SKY 034
6.00 Fox Sports News 9.00 Rowing, Aon Maadi
Cup, from Lake Karapiro, Cambridge, highlights.
10.00 The Crowd Goes Wild 10.30 Tenpin Bowling,
Weber Cup, highlights. 11.30 A-League, highlights
Show. Noon Rugby, NRL, Canberra Raiders v
Noon Basketball, NCAA. NIT Basketball
Tournament, final, live. 2.00 Tennis, ATP World Tour
Masters, Sony Ericsson Open, Round Four, live. 4.00
Sport Science 5.00 Tennis, ATP World Tour Masters,
Sony Ericsson Open, Round Four, replay. 8.00
Around the Horn 8.30 Pardon the Interruption.9.00
SportsCenter 10.00 ESPNFC Press Pass. 10.30 NBA
Tonight 11.00 SportsNation 12.00am Pardon the
Interruption 12.30 ATP World Tour Uncovered 1.00
SportsCenter 2.00 SportsCenter 3.00 ESPNFC
Press Pass 3.30 NBA Tonight 4.00 AMA Supercross,
from Toronto, Ontario, replay.
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Sky Sport 3 SKY 032
Discovery SKY 070
Abalone Wars (PG) 11.30 Combat Countdown
(PG) 12.30 Cold Blood (M) 1.30 Extreme Drug
Smuggling (M) 2.30 River Monsters with Jeremy
Wade (PG) 3.30 Yukon Men (M) 4.30 Deadliest
Catch (PG) 5.30 Mythbusters (PG) 6.30 Gold Rush
(PG) 7.30 Moonshiners (M) 8.30 Alaska: The Last
Frontier (PG) Cattle Drive: Otto and family battle
the elements and predators to drive their cattle
to the summer pasture. 9.30 Dual Survival (PG)
10.30 Inside the Gangster’s Code (M) 11.30 Fatal
Encounters (M) 12.30am I Shouldn’t Be Alive (PG)
1.30 Yukon Men (M) 2.30 Gold Rush (PG) 3.30
Alaska: The Last Frontier (PG) 4.30 Dual Survival
(PG) 5.30 Inside the Gangster’s Code (M)
Megafactories (G) 10.30 Britain’s Greatest Railways
(G) 11.30 The Link (PG) 12.30 Wicked Tuna (M)
1.30 Saxon Gold: Finding the Hoard (PG) 2.30
X-Ray Earth (PG) 4.30 Megastructures (G) 5.30
Megafactories (G) 6.30 Air Crash Investigation
(PG) 7.30 Apocalypse: The Rise of Hitler (PG)
8.30 Cranmer & Son (PG) Police, Camera, Action:
Alex considers investing in a Korean War-era tank,
despite knowing that his father will not approve.
9.30 America’s Lost Treasures (G) 10.30 Hiroshima:
The Next Day (M) 11.30 Convoy: War for the Atlantic
(PG) 12.30am Megastructures (G) 1.30 Apocalypse:
The Rise of Hitler (PG) 2.30 Cranmer & Son (PG)
3.30 Situation Critical (M) 4.30 Megafactories (G)
5.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG)
6.30 Vietnam: The Two Wars (PG) 7.30 World War
II in Colour (M) 8.30 Cash in the Attic (G) 9.30 Time
Team (G) 10.30 Heir Hunters (PG) 11.30 Decoded:
(G) 12.30 Bonhoeffer (M) 1.30 Churchill: Man of
Destiny (PG) 2.30 Secrets of War (M) 3.30 The Lost
Evidence (M) 4.30 Cash in the Attic (G) 5.30 Time
Team (G) 7.30 Empire (PG) 8.30 Kidnapped (PG)
A Georgian Adventure: In 1728, 12-year-old James
Annesley was snatched from Dublin and shipped to
the plantations of America by his scheming uncle.
9.30 The Last Explorers (PG) 10.30 History’s Verdict
(M) 11.30 Strategy: The Genius of Warfare (G)
12.30am The Fury and the Flames (PG) 1.30 WW2:
The Complete History (PG) 2.30 Secrets of War (M)
3.30 Empire (PG) 4.30 Kidnapped (PG) 5.30 The
Last Explorers (PG)
6.30 Big Cat Diary (PG) 7.20 Ade in Britain (M)
8.05 Top Gear (PG) 9.00 Emergency Search and
Rescue (PG) 9.50 James May’s Toy Stories (PG)
10.45 Tribal Wives (M) 11.45 Top Gear (PG) 12.50
Who Do You Think You Are? (M) 1.50 Dragons’ Den:
Dragons’ Stories (PG) 2.50 Trawlermen (PG) 3.20
Helicopter Heroes (PG) 4.05 Louis Theroux’s Weird
Weekends (M) 4.55 Mum I’m off to Melbourne (M)
5.30 The Toughest Place to Be a … (M) 6.30 Top
Gear (PG) 7.30 James May’s Toy Stories (PG) 8.30
Dara O Briain’s Science Club (PG) Neuroscientist
Tali Sharot attends the first ever taste-test of beef
grown solely in a lab. 9.35 Undercover Boss US
(PG) 10.30 Top Gear (PG) 11.30 Extraordinary
Women (PG) 12.25am Who Do You Think You Are?
(M) 1.25 Dragons’ Den: Dragons’ Stories (PG) 2.25
Trawlermen (PG) 2.55 Helicopter Heroes (PG) 3.40
Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends (M) 4.30 Life in
Cold Blood (PG) 5.20 Top Gear (PG)
7.42 & 8.34 Sports News
10.45 Damage Limitation, by Steve Danby (Pt 2 of
2, RNZ) (ninetonoon@radionz.co.nz)
Worldwatch
1.06 Afternoons with Jim Mora Information and
debate, people and places around New Zealand
Spectrum (RNZ); 8.15 Windows on the World;
9.06 The Wednesday Drama (nights@radionz.
co.nz)
11.06 Round Midnight (RNZ)
Music after Midnight; 12.30 One In Five (RNZ); 1.05
Discovery (BBC); 2.05 Playing Favourites (RNZ);
3.05 Crime Story, by Maurice Gee (RNZ); 3.30
The Strand (BBC); 5.10 Witness (BBC)
noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 11.00pm
(c1561-1613) See page 72
10.00 The Works
international classical charts. Seated at the Oscars:
Elfman: Logos; Theme, from Hitchcock; C
Schönberg: At the end of the day; I dreamed a
dream, from Les Misérables; Schubert: Impromptu
in G flat D899/3, from the Amour soundtrack;
Danna: Back to the world, from The Life of Pi
3.00 CD Masters Tchaikovsky: At the Ball Op
38/3; None but the lonely heart Op 6/6; Over
burning ashes Op 25/2; The sun has set Op 73/4;
The fearful moment Op 28/6; Mild stars looked
down Op 60/12, Christianne Stotijn (mezzo), Julius
Drake (pno) (rec 2008); Medtner: Piano Concerto
No 3 in E minor Op 60, Nikolai Demidenko (pno),
BBC Scottish SO/Jerzy Maksymiuk (rec 1991)
4.00 Made In New Zealand
7.00 Appointment Music Outdoors: Amelia Nurse
looks at the music that is meant to be played
outdoors (RNZ)
8.00 Music Alive Music for Holy Week: BBC
Singers/Paul Brough, Stephen Farr (org) –
Ouseley: A Saviour of the world; Is it nothing to
you?; Goss: O Saviour of the world; Stainer: The
Crucifixion (BBC)
9.25 Late Romantic Strings Strauss: String Sextet,
from Capriccio, Bremen German Chamber Phil/
Paavo Järvi; Waghalter: Violin Concerto Op 15,
Irmina Trynkos (vln), Royal Phil/Alexander Walker
Newstalk ZB
Watson 4.00 Larry Williams 7.00 Mark Watson
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THURSDAY MARCH 28
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
63400374
9.00 Good Morning 54206
10.00 Ellen (G, R) 58022
11.00 Cowboy Builders (G) UK
series in which Dominic
rescue of homeowners. 15472
Aaron watches a police
car pull up outside; Amy is
busted by Pollard; and Ali
feels guilty. 11577
(PGR) 9770
(G) 61393
3.55 Te Karere (C) 6442157
4.25 Ellen (G) Today: Steve Carell
and Emily VanCamp. 924436
(G, C) 725596
6.00 One News (C) 81312
7.00 Seven Sharp (C)With Jesse
Boyed. 751
7.30 Coronation Street (PGR, C,
AD) Tonight: A shell-shocked
Fiz is led into court; Stella
pleads with Leanne; and Gail
pulls out all the stops. 3193
8.30 Miranda (PGR, R, C, AD)
Tonight: Miranda’s mother is
constantly disappointed that
Miranda runs a joke shop
rather than having a proper
job, so when she bumps into
one of Miranda’s old friends,
she lies about Miranda’s
occupation. 66206
9.05 Mrs Brown’s Boys (AO, C)
Mammy Swings!: Wedding
mania descends on the
Brown household as the
family prepare for Rory and
Dino’s big day. 3248461
9.45 The Catherine Tate Show
(AO, R, C) Tonight: Margaret
screams as she opens her
birthday cards, and an estate
agent turns up drunk for
a viewing and manages to
offend both the owner and
prospective buyers before
passing out. 1841770
10.20 ONE News Tonight (C) 224732
10.50 Tagata Pasifika 2244409
11.20 Fatal Attractions (PGR, R, C)
Tonight: People who ignore
serious warnings and choose
to keep venomous snakes as
household pets. 2948751
12.25am Diplomatic Immunity
(PGR, R, HD, C) 61417
12.50 Te Karere (C) 7099146
1.15
BBC World: GMT with
4353707
3.30 HARDtalk 1737455
3320639
2577900
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (C) 4511610
31515
7.25
(G, R, C) 3763751
7.55 Beyblades Metal Masters
(G, R, C) 6280664
8159729
8.35
8.45
(G, C) 2520935
2526119
8.55
9.00
10.30
11.00
11.30
Noon
1.00
2.00
3.00
3.15
Bird Bath (G, R, C) 1527288
Infomercials
Shortland Street
(PGR, R, HD, C, AD) 6461
Spin City (G, R, C) 6848
(AO, R, HD, C) 15490
Jeremy Kyle (PGR, R) 27138
Anderson Live 21954
Mike the Knight (G, C)
6348645
3.30 Back at the Barnyard
(G, R, C) 4848
(G, R, C) 5577
(G, R) 38301
Videos (G, R, C) 100006409
6.00 Friends (G, R, HD, C) 5175
6.30 Neighbours (G, C) 5916
7.00 Shortland Street (PGR, HD,
C, AD) Tonight: Brooke’s
outburst has a surprising
effect; Vinnie feels surplus to
requirements; and Jasmine
walks on the wild side. Writer
Kate McDermott, director
Oliver Driver. 393
7.30 Police Ten 7 (C) Tonight:
Nelson police get a furry
surprise in the boot of a
car. 664
8.00 Highway Patrol (PGR, C)
Sandwich Racer: Senior
Constable Mick McCrann
pulls over a young speeding
driver. 577
8.30 Once Upon a Time (AO, C,
AD) Child of the Moon: Ruby
fears she will turn into a wolf
during the first curse-free
Storybrooke full moon. 48683
9.30 20/20 (C) With Sonya
Wilson. 44867
10.30 Vampire Diaries (AO, C)
My Brother’s Keeper: Stefan
and Damon’s relationship is
strained over what is best
for Elena; Jeremy’s hunter
instinct kicks in; and Tyler
and Hayley work on breaking
the hybrids’ bond to Klaus.
35119
11.30 Police Ten 7 (R, C) 9732
12.00am ■ Two and a Half Men
(PGR, R, C) 76297225
(R) 4528900
5.35 – 6.00 ■ Disney Jungle
Junction (G, R, C) 4519252
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00
8.30
10.30
11.30
6.30 Hi-5 (G, R, C) 7732
88
TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
Infomercials
(G, R, C) 3374
Noon 3 News 4003
C) 4062
Mums Who Get Extremely
Frustrated with Their Kids.
14664
Today: Awkward Health
Questions. 18480
3.00 The Biggest Loser Australia
(G) 76225
3.35 Everybody Loves Raymond
(G, R, C) 6367935
(G) 3935
6022
6.00 3 News 76480
7.30 Grand Designs (PGR, C)
Tonight: A plan to convert an
old joinery workshop into a
contemporary family home
and office. 5751
8.30 Bones (AO, HD, C) The
Archaeologist in the Cocoon:
An archaeologist with
a dubious reputation is
murdered after making an
important discovery. 42409
9.30 Project Runway (PGR, C)
Tonight: The designers create
fashions for babies. 31393
10.30 Nightline 73119
11.10 ANZ Golf World 2252428
11.40 Saving Grace (AO) 846732
12.30am ■ Taking Woodstock
(2009, AO, R, HD) Demetri
Martin. 58749165
2.35 ■ Shine a Light (2008, AO,
R, HD, C) Concert film of the
Rolling Stones. 73314558
4.40 Gok’s Fashion Fix (PGR, R)
9977184
5.30 – 6.00 Joyce Meyer 2226726
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
(G, R) 7.00 The Simpsons (G,
R) 7.30 Family Guy (PGR, R)
8.00 American Dad (PGR) 8.30
Cleveland Show (PGR) Brownsized:
Cleveland takes an offer from his
boss to quit his job with six months
of severance pay, but struggles to
find a way to tell Donna. 9.00 Bob’s
Burgers (PGR) Nude Beach: Hugo
the loathsome health inspector
quits his job to become a nudist
after discovering the town’s new
nude beach. 9.30 South Park (AO)
Faith Hilling: The boys get into
meme photographing, but there
is a disaster at the Republican
National Convention. 10.00 Cops
(AO, R) 10.30 Skins (AO, R) 11.30
Entertainment Tonight (G) 12.00am
– 6.00 The Edge on FOUR
TV3: Taking Woodstock, 12.30am
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00 Home Shopping
(G, R) 956954
7.30 Home Shopping
(G) 9293732
3.00 Stargate Universe (PGR, R)
659664
(G) 130954
7.30 ■ Marco’s Great British
Feast (G) 944119
8.30 Vegas (PGR) The Real Thing:
Savino begins grooming a
new mob-friendly candidate
for the mayor’s office. 577461
9.30 Strike Back (AO) Tonight: El
Soldat comes after Scott and
Stonebridge in the desert.
573645
(G, R) 221026
12.05am Grand Prix: The Killer
Years (AO, R) 8884078
1.05 ■ Executive Decision (1996,
AO, R) Kurt Russell. 15704184
(G, R) 3192558
3.50 – 6.00 Three Men Go to
Ireland (PGR, R) 30637981
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
2.00 Ako (G, R)
3.00 ■ Tangaroa with Pio (G)
4.00 Pukoro (G, R)
4.30 Pukana Ka Pao (G, R)
5.00 ■ Toi Whakaari (G)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
Motu (G, R)
6.30 NZ Post Waka Ama 2013
(G)
7.00 Ako (G, R)
8.00 Te Po Mekemeke (PGR)
8.30 Poitukohu NBA Tonight: LA
Clippers v Dallas.
10.30 Hunting Aotearoa (AO, R)
11.00 – 11.30 News: Te Kaea (R)
THURSDAY MARCH 28
SKY MOVIES SKY 020
RIALTO SKY 025vv
6.45 Too Late to Say Goodbye
(2009, M) Rob Lowe.
8.15 Soul Surfer (2011, PG)
AnnaSophia Robb.
10.00 Beastly (2011, PG) Vanessa
Hudgens, Alex Pettyfer.
11.30 Extremely Loud and
Incredibly Close (2011, PG)
Thomas Horn.
1.40 Vanishing on 7th Street
(2010, M) Hayden
Christensen.
3.10 Never Let Me Go (2010, M)
Keira Knightley.
4.55 Justin Bieber: Never Say
Never (2011, G) Justin Bieber.
6.40 Immortals (2011, 16) A mortal
man is chosen by Zeus to
lead the fight against a
ruthless king. Henry Cavill.
8.30 The Girl With the Dragon
Tattoo (2011, 16) A journalist
and a computer hacker
search for a woman who has
been missing for 40 years.
Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara.
11.10 J Edgar (2011, M) Leonardo
DiCaprio, Armie Hammer.
1.25am Lovely Molly (2011, 16) 3.05
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
(2011, 16) 5.40 Never Let Me Go
(2010, M)
7.25
6.50 Rake (2010, M) Richard
Roxburgh, Matt Day.
7.50 Heartbreaker (2010, M)
Romain Duris.
9.35 Beginners (2010, M)
Ewan McGregor, Christopher
Plummer.
11.20 Timer (2009, M) Emma
Caulfield, Scott Holroyd.
1.05 The Greatest Ears in Town:
The Arif Mardin Story (2010,
M) US documentary.
2.50 Jew Suss: Rise and Fall
(2010, M) Tobias Moretti.
4.50 Hesher (2010, 16) Joseph
Gordon-Levitt, Devin Brochu.
6.35 Julia’s Eyes (2010, 16) Pablo
Derqui.
8.30 Undefeated (2011, M) US
documentary about the
Manassas Tigers football
team, an underdog high
school outfit who were taken
on by inspirational coach Bill
Courtney.
10.25 Wild at Heart (1990, 18)
Nicolas Cage, Laura Dern.
12.30am Last Train Home (2009, M)
2.00 Timer (2009, M) 3.45 Moving
On. The Rain Has Stopped (2008,
M) 4.35 Jew Suss: Rise and Fall
(2010, M)
The Peacemaker (1997, M)
George Clooney.
9.25 Constantine (2005, M)
Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz.
11.25 Hostage (2005, 16) Bruce
Willis, Kevin Pollak.
1.15
National Lampoon’s
European Vacation
(1985, M) Chevy Chase.
2.50 The Bourne Identity (2002,
M) Matt Damon.
4.45 The Long Kiss Goodnight
(1996, 18) Geena Davis.
6.45 The Skeleton Key (2005, M)
A nurse is given a skeleton
key that unlocks certain
forbidden rooms in a scary
old house. Kate Hudson.
8.30 Ocean’s 13 (2007, PG) A
gang leader rounds up his
team for a third heist after a
casino owner double-crosses
a friend. Matt Damon.
10.35 Face/Off (1997, 18) An FBI
agent has his face replaced
with that of a criminal in
order to foil a plot to bomb
Los Angeles. John Travolta.
12.50am Circle of Friends (1995, M)
2.30 The Bourne Identity (2002,
M) 4.25 The Long Kiss Goodnight
(1996, 18)
7.55
The Ghost and the Darkness
(1996, M) Michael Douglas.
9.45 The Barefoot Contessa
(1954, PG) Humphrey
Bogart, Ava Gardner.
1.50 The Pink Panther (2006, PG)
Steve Martin.
3.20 Wes Craven Presents:
Dracula 2000 (2000, 16)
Gerard Butler.
5.00 Carbon Copy (1981, PG)
George Segal.
6.30 The Assignment (1997, 16)
An American naval officer is
recruited for an operation to
eliminate his lookalike. Aidan
Quinn, Donald Sutherland.
8.30 The Birdcage (1996, M) The
son of a gay club owner
persuades his father to
pretend to be heterosexual
at a dinner with his rightwing future in-laws. Robin
Williams, Gene Hackman.
10.25 The Watcher (2000, 16)
Keanu Reeves.
12.00am Gangster #1 (2000, 18)
1.40 Once Bitten (1985, M) 3.10 The
Watcher (2000, 16) 4.45 The Pink
Panther (2006, PG)
GENERAL
SoHo SKY 010
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Best of Fishing NZ 7.00
Survival School (AO) 7.30 Candice Tells All 8.00
Fishing Addiction Locals Only 8.30 Home by
Novogratz 9.00 Christina Ferrare’s Big Bowl of Love
9.30 The Cook & the Chef 10.00 Love It or List It
10.30 Candice Tells All 11.00 Bid America 11.30 Out
in the Cold Noon Room Crashers 12.30 Best of
Fishing NZ 1.00 Fishing Addiction: Locals Only 1.30
Days of Our Lives (AO) 2.30 Days of Our Lives (AO)
3.30 Love It or List It 4.00 No Kitchen Required
5.00 Buying & Selling With the Property Brothers
6.00 Out in the Cold 6.30 Bath Crashers 7.00 Toy
Hunters 7.30 Rachel Allen’s Easy Meals 8.00 Luke
Nguyen’s Greater Mekong 8.30 Exploring China
9.30 Secret Meat Business 10.00 Off the Eaten Track
10.30 The Café (AO) 11.00 Toy Hunters 11.30 Love It
or List It 12.00am Dream Jobs (PGR) 12.30 Benny
Hinn 1.00 More Flatmates (AO) 2.00 No Kitchen
Required 3.00 Buying and Selling With the Property
Brothers 4.00 Out in the Cold 4.30 Bath Crashers
5.00 Rachel Allen’s Easy Meals 5.30 Luke Nguyen’s
Greater Mekong
UKTV SKY 006
6.15 Heartbeat (PG) 7.05 The Bill (M) 7.55 An
Audience with Parkinson (M) 9.20 EastEnders
(PG) 10.20 Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 10.50
Jonathan Creek (M) 11.50 Holby City (PG) 12.50
EastEnders (PG) 1.20 EastEnders (PG) 1.50
Midsomer Murders (M) 3.30 The Bill (M) 4.20
Eggheads (PG) 4.50 An Audience with Parkinson
(M) 6.30 Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 7.00
EastEnders (PG) 8.00 Playhouse Presents (M)
8.30 Silk (M) 9.30 The Graham Norton Show (M)
10.20 Being Human (16) 11.20 The Bill (M) 12.15am
Eggheads (PG) 12.45 Silk (M) 1.40 An Audience
with Parkinson (M) 3.05 Heartbeat (PG) 4.00 Being
Human (16) 5.00 The Bill (M) 5.50 Eggheads (PG)
Living SKY 008
Antiques Roadshow 9.00 The Martha Stewart Show
10.00 The Nate Berkus Show 11.00 Homes Under
the Hammer Noon Holmes on Homes 1.00 Cowboy
Builders 2.00 Property Virgins 2.30 Disaster DIY
Movies Greats: Ocean’s 13, 8.30pm
3.00 The Nate Berkus Show 4.00 May the Best
House Win 5.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or
Away. 6.00 Property Virgins 6.30 Disaster DIY 7.00
Homes Under the Hammer 8.00 Priceless Antiques
Roadshow 8.30 Salvage Hunters 9.30 The Hotel
10.30 Income Property 11.00 Property Virgins 11.30
Disaster DIY 12.00am Homes Under the Hammer
1.00 The Nate Berkus Show 2.00 A Place in the Sun:
Home or Away 3.00 May the Best House Win 4.00
The Martha Stewart Show 5.00 Priceless Antiques
Roadshow 5.30 A Different Breed
6.05 Verbier: Brahms in Verbier 7.05 Franz Liszt:
The Pilgrimage Years 8.00 Culture Shock 9.00
Closer to the Truth 9.30 First Tuesday Book Club
10.00 BBC Proms 2004: Last Night 11.15 Bruckner:
Symphony No 5 12.30 Paavo Jarvi-Orchestre De
Paris With Dang Thai Son 2.05 Verbier: Brahms in
Verbier 3.05 Franz Liszt: The Pilgrimage Years 4.00
Windfarm Wars 5.00 Closer to the Truth 5.30 First
Tuesday Book Club 6.00 The Billionaires’ Tea Party
6.55 Inside the Actors Studio: The Cast of Glee 7.40
First Love 8.30 George Martin. Produced by George
Martin 9.55 In Their Own Words: Great Thinkers
10.55 Sculpture Diaries 11.45 Piano Notes 12.00am
Tuesday Book Club 2.00 The Billionaires Tea Party
2.55 Inside the Actors Studio: The Cast of Glee 3.40
First Love 4.30 George Martin: Produced by George
Martin 5.55 In Their Own Words: Great Thinkers
6.30 True Blood (18) 7.30 Five Days (16) 8.30 Durham
County (18) 9.30 Treme (M) 10.30 Camelot (16) 11.20
SoHo on Set (M) 11.30 True Blood (18) 12.30 Rescue
Me (16) 1.15 Bored to Death (16) 1.45 Five Days 2 (16)
2.45 Camelot (16) 3.35 SoHo on Set (M) 3.45 True
Blood (18) 4.45 Treme (M) 5.45 Durham County
(18) 6.45 Rescue Me (16) 7.30 In Vogue: The Editor’s
Eye (M) US documentary that tells the story of the
evolution of Vogue magazine. 8.30 United States of
Tara (16) …youwillnotwin…: Tara decides to finish her
college degree. 9.00 Veep (M) Full Disclosure: Selina
decides that portions of all office correspondence will
be available to the public, and she and Dan sever her
connections to the Clean Jobs Bill. 9.30 True Blood
(18) We’ll Meet Again: Eric releases Pam; Roman and
Salome continue interrogating Nora; and Pam helps
Tara embrace being a vampire. 10.30 Rescue Me (16)
11.15 Bored to Death (16) 11.45 The Wire (16) 12.45am
The Sopranos (16) 1.45 In Vogue: The Editor’s Eye (M)
2.45 True Blood (18) 3.45 United States of Tara (16)
4.15 Veep (M) 4.45 The Wire (16) 5.45 Rescue Me (16)
5.45 Sport Today
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THURSDAY MARCH 28
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 030
highlights. 9.00 Netball, ANZ C’ship, replay. 10.30
Netball, ANZ C’ship, replay. Noon Basketball, NBL,
Perth Wildcats v NZ Breakers, replay. 2.00 What’s
On 2.30 Tenpin Bowling, Weber Cup, highlights.
3.30 Netball, ANZ C’ship, replay. 5.00 Netball, ANZ
C’ship, replay. 6.30 Rugby Zone 7.00 Total Rugby
7.30 The Crowd Goes Wild 8.00 Lloyds TSB Cardiff
Half Marathon, highlights. 8.30 Super Rugby, Chiefs
v Highlanders, highlights. 9.30 What’s On 10.00
Soccer, A-League, Brisbane Roar v Sydney FC, live.
12.00am Anglesey Sandman Triathlon. 12.30 Lloyds
TSB Cardiff Half Marathon, highlights. 1.00 FIA
Formula One C’ship, Malaysia GP, highlights. 2.30
Fight Night 4.30 Rugby, IRB Sevens World Series,
Hong Kong Event, highlights.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 031
6.00 The Crowd Goes Wild 6.30 Super Rugby,
replay. 8.30 Rugby Zone 9.00 The Crowd Goes Wild
9.30 Deaker on Sport 10.30 Tenpin Bowling, Weber
Cup, highlights. 11.30 Re:Union 12.30 Rugby Zone
1.00 Deaker on Sport 2.00 ANZ Golf World 2.30
Golf, Champions Tour, Mississippi Gulf Resort Classic,
highlights. 3.30 Golf, European PGA Tour, Maybank
Malaysian Open, Round Four, highlights. 4.30 Golf,
US PGA Tour, Arnold Palmer Invitational, Round Four,
highlights. 5.30 Inside the PGA Tour 6.00 ANZ Golf
World 6.30 Premier League World 7.00 Anglesey
Sandman Triathlon 7.30 Rowing, Aon Maadi Cup,
highlights. 8.30 The Ultimate Fighter: Aussie v UK.
9.30 The Crowd Goes Wild 10.00 Rugby, NRL, Sea
Eagles v Wests Tigers, live. 11.45 NRL Footy Show.
1.30am Golf Central 2.30 Golf, European PGA Tour,
Trophee Hassan II Round One, live.
Sky Sport 3 SKY 032
6.00 Fox Sports News 9.00 Rugby, NRL, Newcastle
Knights v Cowboys, replay. 11.00 Rowing, Aon
Maadi Cup, highlights. Noon Snooker, World Tour,
Haikou World Open, highlights. 3.00 Rugby, IRB
DOCUMENTARIES
BBC Knowledge: James May’s Toy Stories,
1.50pm
Sevens World Series, Hong Kong Event, highlights.
4.30 Soccer, FIFA World Cup, Qualifying Match,
replay. 6.30 Deaker on Sport 7.30 Basketball,
NBL, First Semi-final, Game One, Breakers v TBC,
live. 9.30 Sky Sports What’s On 10.00 Anglesey
Sandman Triathlon. 10.30 Lloyds TSB Cardiff Half
Marathon, highlights. 11.00 Inside the PGA Tour
11.30 The Crowd Goes Wild 12.00am Snooker,
World Tour, Haikou World Open, highlights. 3.00
Soccer, A-League, replay. 5.00 The Ultimate Fighter
ESPN SKY 034
6.30 Sailing, Sydney to Hobart. 7.00 PGA Tour
Classic Films 8.00 Tennis, ATP World Tour Masters,
Sony Ericsson Open, First Quarter-final, live. 10.00
NFL32 11.00 SportsCenter 12.30 NBA Countdown
1.00 Basketball, NBA, Chicago Bulls v Miami
Heat, live. 3.30 Basketball, NBA, Portland Trail
Blazers v Brooklyn Nets, live. 6.00 Tennis, ATP
World Tour Masters, Sony Ericsson Open, Second
Quarter-final, live. 8.00 Around the Horn 8.30
Pardon the Interruption 9.00 SportsCenter 10.00
ESPNFC Press Pass 10.30 NBA Tonight 11.00
SportsNation 12.00am NHRA Sportsman Series
1.00 SportsCenter 3.00 ESPNFC Press Pass 3.30
NBA Tonight. 4.00 Basketball, NBA, replay.
History SKY 073
6.30 Driven to Extremes (PG) 7.30 Yukon Men (M)
8.30 Deadliest Catch (PG) 9.30 Mythbusters (PG)
10.30 Dual Survival (PG) 11.30 Alaska: The Last
Frontier (PG) 12.30 Fatal Encounters (M) 1.30 Inside
the Gangster’s Code (M) 2.30 Moonshiners (M) 3.30
Yukon Men (M) 4.30 Deadliest Catch (PG) 5.30
Mythbusters (PG) 6.30 Gold Rush: The Dirt (PG)
7.30 Gold Rush (PG) 8.30 Amish Mafia (M) Devil
Comes Calling: Amish Mafia Boss Lebanon Levi
and his crew run a secret MMA barn fight, and Jolin
must win to bring in money and maintain respect.
9.30 Outlaw Empires (M) 10.30 Fatal Encounters
(M) 11.30 Disappeared (M) 12.30am I Shouldn’t Be
Alive (PG) 1.30 Yukon Men (M) 2.30 Hell Roads
(PG) 3.30 Amish Mafia (M) 4.30 Outlaw Empires
(M) 5.30 Fatal Encounters (M)
6.30 History’s Verdict (M) 7.30 Strategy: The Genius
of Warfare (G) 8.30 Cash in the Attic (G) 9.30 Time
Team (G) 10.30 Heir Hunters (PG) 11.30 Empire
(PG) 12.30 Kidnapped (PG) 1.30 The Last Explorers
(PG) 2.30 Battlefield (PG) 4.30 Cash in the Attic (G)
5.30 Time Team (G) 7.30 The Story of Electricity
(PG) 8.30 When Weather Changed History (PG)
Washington’s Weather: The weather was a factor
which contributed to the success of George
Washington and his army during the Revolutionary
War. 9.30 How the Universe Works (PG) 10.30
Great British Ghosts (PG) 11.00 Crimes & Trials 20th
Century (M) 11.30 Russia’s War: Blood Upon the
Snow (M) 12.30am The Fury and the Flames (PG)
1.30 WW2: The Complete History (PG) 2.30 Secrets
of War (M) 3.30 The Story of Electricity (PG) 4.30
When Weather Changed History (PG) 5.30 How the
Universe Works (PG)
Discovery SKY 070
Border Wars (M) 8.30 Megastructures (PG) 9.30
Megafactories (G) 10.30 Hiroshima: The Next
Day (M) 11.30 America’s Lost Treasures (G) 12.30
Cranmer & Son (PG) 1.30 Bid & Destroy (M) 2.00
Abandoned (PG) 2.30 Air Crash Investigation
(PG) 3.30 Seconds From Disaster (M) 4.30
Megastructures (PG) 5.30 Megafactories (G) 6.30
Air Crash Investigation (PG) 7.30 Hard Time (M)
8.30 Drugs Inc. (M) Hollywood High: The pressures
of the Los Angeles fame game turn many to heroin,
cocaine and prescription pills. 9.30 Taboo (M) 10.30
American Colony: The Hutterites (M) 11.30 Breakout
(M) 12.30am Megastructures (PG) 1.30 Hard Time
(M) 2.30 Drugs Inc. (M) 3.30 Situation Critical
(M) 4.30 Big, Bigger, Biggest (G) 5.30 Air Crash
Investigation (PG)
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6.15 Big Cat Diary (PG) 7.15 Who Do You Think
You Are? (M) 8.15 Dragons’ Den: Dragons’ Stories
(PG) 9.15 Trawlermen (PG) 9.45 Helicopter Heroes
(PG) 10.30 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends (M)
11.20 Life in Cold Blood (PG) 12.10 Top Gear (PG)
12.55 The Toughest Place to Be a … (M) 1.50 James
May’s Toy Stories (PG) 2.45 Dara O Briain’s Science
Club (PG) 3.45 Undercover Boss US (PG) 4.30
Extraordinary Women (PG) 5.20 Dragons’ Den
(PG) 6.25 Top Gear (PG) 7.25 Who Do You Think
You Are? (M) 8.30 The Great British Countryside
(PG) 9.35 First Australians (PG) 10.55 Top Gear
(PG) 11.55 Child of Our Time (PG) 12.55am The
Toughest Place to Be a … (M) 1.50 James May’s Toy
Stories (PG) 2.45 Dara O Briain’s Science Club (PG)
3.45 Undercover Boss US (PG) 4.30 Extraordinary
Women (PG) 5.20 Top Gear (PG)
6.00 Morning Report Including: 6.07, 7.42 & 8.34
Sports News; 6.18 Pacific News; 6.22 Rural News;
6.27 & 8.45 Manu Korihi News; 6.44 & 7.41 NZ
Newspapers; 6.46 & 7.34 Traffic; 6.47 Business
News
10.45 An Easter Examination, by David Somerset
(RNZ) (ninetonoon@radionz.co.nz)
Noon Midday Report
1.06 Afternoons with Jim Mora
5.00 Checkpoint Including: 5.15 Business
Headlines; 5.30 & 6.30 News and Sport; 5.45 &
6.45 Manu Korihi News; 6.35 Focus on Politics
(checkpoint@radionz.co.nz)
7.06 Nights with Bryan Crump Including:
7.30 At the Movies (RNZ); 8.15 Windows on
the World; 9.06 Our Changing World (RNZ)
(nights@radionz.co.nz)
11.06 The Music Mix (RNZ)
Music after Midnight; 12.30 Global Business (BBC);
1.05 Ideas (RNZ); 2.05 Science (RNZ); 2.30 The
Sampler (RNZ); 3.05 Crime Story, by Maurice Gee
(RNZ); 3.30 South (RNZ); 5.10 Witness (BBC)
noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 11.00pm
(c1561-1613) See page 72
10.15 The Works
international classical charts. The West End’s 2013
Revivals: Rodgers: The Sound of Music, Entr’acte;
Slade: It’s easy to sing; We’re looking for a piano,
from Salad Days; Bernstein: Mambo, from West
Side Story; Berlin: What is love; Top hat, white tie
and tails, from Top Hat; Porter: Kiss Me Kate,
Entr’acte
3.00 CD Masters
4.00 Made In New Zealand
7.00 Appointment Song of America: Places That
Sing to Us (F, WFMT)
8.00 Music Alive Music for Holy Week: Tudor
Consort/Michael Stewart – Plainsong: Crux Fidelis;
Victoria: Tenebrae (Responses for Good Friday),
Amicus meus; Unus ex discipulis meis; Plainsong:
De parentis; Pizzetti: De Profundis; Plainsong: Hoc
opus; Victoria: Tenebrae (Responses for Good
Friday), Tenebrae factae sunt; Iesum tradidit
impius; Plainsong: Quando venit; Brahms: Three
Motets Op 110; Plainsong: Sola digna; Victoria:
Tenebrae (Responses for Good Friday),
Caligaverunt oculi mei; O vos omnes; Plainsong:
Sempiterna sit beatae; Lotti: Crucifixus in eight
parts (RNZ)
9.00 Anton Bruckner Symphony No 7 in E, BBC
Scottish SO/Donald Runnicles
Newstalk ZB
Watson 4.00 Larry Williams 7.00 Mark Watson
6.00 Tim Roxborogh Talkback
GOOD FRIDAY
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00 60 Minute Makeover
(G, R) 8086184
6.45 ■ Millionaire Hot Seat
(G, R, C) 8002436
7.10 Orphan Lady 6741146
8.00 ■ Praise Be (G, R) 7368
8.30 Il Volo: Live at the Opera
House (G, R) 92542
9.30 ■ Groundhog Day (1993,
PGR, R, C) Bill Murray, Andie
MacDowell. 5458726
11.10 Ellen (G, R) 7210813
Noon Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals
(G, R, C) Beef Hash: Jamie
Oliver creates a cheat’s
jacket potato with a sticky
beef hash and baked butter
beans. 13233
Adam struggles, and Chas
snaps at Moira. 6448436
(G) 1721368
2.25 Royal Variety Performance
2012 (G, R, C) The Royal
Variety Performance 2012
celebrates its 100th year
with a special show from the
Royal Albert Hall in London
hosted by David Walliams.
9985523
4.20 Te Karere (C) 272504
4.45 Ellen Today: Jessica Alba.
3556146
(G, C) 2225
6.00 One News (C) 91829
7.00 Seven Sharp (C) 639
7.30 Coronation Street (C, AD)
Tonight: Sophie reveals what
she’s done; Roy and Hayley
agonise over what to do; and
Audrey offloads. 85207
8.15 Relocation Relocation (G, C)
Connie and Ray Revisit: Two
years on, Phil finds out if Ray
and Connie have managed
to actually make the move
back to Britain with a house
still to sell and a sluggish
property market to contend
with. 7550184
9.05 Restoration Man (C) Chapel,
Pembrokeshire Revisit:
George Clarke revisits a
family in their restored
Victorian Welsh chapel.
5098726
9.55
Vicar of Dibley (G, R,
C) Easter Special: The
parishioners are thinking
about what they may give up
for Lent. 2923875
10.35 ONE News Tonight (C)
947271
11.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man
(C) 57271
11.50 Hawthorne (AO, R) 3900875
12.35am Te Karere (R, C) 7078653
2.00 Impact 4320479
3.30 HARDtalk 1704127
4.00 World Have Your Say
3482504
5.40 – 6.00 Weekend World
1772295
6.00 ■ Disney Jungle Junction
(G, R, C) 99639
6.25 Hi-5 (G, R, C) 2566894
8099962
7.20
7.45
8.05
9.30
11.00
11.25
11.50
(G, R, C) 4699455
Beyblades Metal Masters
(G, R, C) 7439788
■ Phineas & Ferb: Phineas
and Ferb the Movie: Across
the 2nd Dimensi (G) Voices
of Vincent Martella, Ashley
Tisdale, Thomas BrodieSangster. 5218788
■ Smooch (2011, G, R,
C) Kellie Martin, Simon
Kassianides. 391829
Shortland Street (PGR, HD,
C, AD) 4682078
Spin City (PGR, R, C)
6459542
12.35 ■ Mad (G, R, C) 918349
12.45 ■ Three Weeks Three Kids
(2011, G, R) Anna Chlumsky,
Warren Christie, Chelah
Horsdal. 6642146
2.15 ■ Beverly Hills Chihuahua
2 (G) Voices of Odette
Annable, Erin Cahill, Emily
Osment. 4018455
3.40 ■ Stuart Little (1999, G, R, C)
Geena Davis, Hugh Laurie,
and voices of Michael J Fox,
Nathan Lane. 4759900
5.15 ■ Stuart Little 2 (2002, G, R,
C) Voices of Michael J Fox,
Melanie Griffith, Nathan Lane.
7110542
6.35
7.00
Neighbours (C) 3567146
■ Mr Magorium’s Wonder
Emporium (2007, G, R, C,
AD) The shy manager of a
magical toy store is given
ownership of the business
by its eccentric owner. Dustin
Hoffman, Natalie Portman,
Jason Bateman. Films, page
68 25894
8.30 ■ Police Academy (1984,
AO, R, HD, C) When the
mayor opens the doors to
all new recruits, the Police
Academy is swamped with a
colourful array of applicants.
Bubba Smith, Kim Cattrall,
Steve Guttenberg. Films,
page 68 225436
10.10 ■ Runaway Bride (1999,
PGR, R, C) A sacked
newspaper columnist goes
to find the thrice-bolting
bride who cost him his job.
Julia Roberts, Richard Gere,
Joan Cusack. Films, page 68
5413813
12.10am Two and a Half Men
(PGR, R, C) 83769
12.35 ■ Mobbed 6019030
1.20 Ghost Whisperer (AO, R, C)
3239721
2.10
■ Jeremy Kyle (PGR, R)
4585382
3.00 The Voice Australia
(G, R, C) 3580045
4.10 Disney’s the Cheetahirls
One World (G, R, C) 6473950
5.35 – 6.00 Just the Job (G, R)
TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 Knight Rider (G, R) 8071252
6.45 Campbell Live (R) 8097504
7.10 3rd Degree Presents the
Vote (HD) 6769542
8.00 Rocked the Nation: 100
New Zealand Sporting
Moments (G, R) 7897707
C) 3501962
1.00 Dr Phil (PGR, HD) Today:
Teenagers with a History of
Lying. 81487
Today: Change the Diet
Game. 4893639
2.30 The Dr Oz Show (PGR, R,
HD) Today: Striving to Be the
Heaviest Woman on Earth.
4611225
3.15
(G) 6804981
4.05 Everybody Loves Raymond
(G, R, C) 4691981
(G) 335287
71894
6.00 3 News 13097
7.35 Modern Family (PGR, R, HD,
C) 589271
8.00 The New Normal (PGR, HD)
Sofa’s Choice: Shania begins
impersonaing Little Edie
from Grey Gardens. 60349
8.20 The Graham Norton Show
(PGR, R, HD) Tonight: Zac
Efron, Matt LeBlanc, and Lee
Mack. 196165
9.05 7 Days (AO) Comedy panel
show hosted by Jeremy
Corbett. 541417
9.35 After Hours with Ben Hurley
(AO, R) 394165
10.00 Family Guy (AO, HD) 50900
10.25 ■ Parenthood (1989, AO, R)
Steve Martin. 6823707
12.25am The Big Game (PGR)
8842818
1.30 Mental (AO, R, HD) 4560672
2.25 NCIS (AO, HD, C) 1585740
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
Clueless (PGR, R) 12.10 Glee (PGR,
R) 1.40 Sabrina: The Teenage
Witch (G, R) 2.00 Children’s
Programmes 4.30 FOUR Live (G)
6.00 Everybody Hates Chris (G,
R) 6.25 Futurama (G, R) 6.45 The
Simpsons (G, R) 7.10 American
Ninja Warrior (G) 8.40 ■ Escape
From LA (1996, AO, R) In futuristic
America, an outlaw is sent to LA
to retrieve a weapon. Kurt Russell,
Stacy Keach. 10.25 ■ Phone Booth
(2002, AO, R) A businessman is
held hostage by a sniper in a New
York City phone booth. Colin Farrell,
Kiefer Sutherland. 11.45 Covert
Affairs (AO) This Is Not America:
Annie and Eyal look for the
source of a leak in Israel. 12.30am
Entertainment Tonight (G) 12.55 –
6.00 Infomercials
TV2: Mr Magorium’s Wonder
Emporium, 7.00pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
(G, R) 458788
(G, R) 7861165
6.55 Deal or No Deal (R) 9687165
7.20 Better Homes and Gardens
(G, R) 4431542
8.10 Great Outdoors (G, R)
9654165
9.00 Alice (PGR, R) 39305436
12.05 The Doctors (G) 7860875
12.50 The Jeff Probst Show (G)
7864691
1.35 All Saints (G, R) 9944368
2.20 Fake or Fortune (R) 2285374
2163707
4.15
The Late Show with David
5.05 Deal or No Deal (G, R)
8815338
5.30
6.00
6.25
6.55
7.30
9.50
Prime News 157252
Deal or No Deal (G) 321455
Millionaire: Hot Seat 927233
QI (PGR) 3955252
American Idol (G) 9359900
Secret Millionaire UK
(PGR) 6526368
(G, R) 198233
12.00am Home Shopping
(G, R) 8859030
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
2.00 Ako (G, R)
4.00 Pukoro (G, R)
4.30 Pukana Ka Pao (G, R)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
Motu (G, R)
6.30 NZ Post Waka Ama 2013 (G)
7.00 Ako (G, R)
8.00 Unsung Heroes of Maori
Music (G) Tonight: Barry
Leef.
8.30 AIA Marae DIY (G, R)
Tonight: Rauhoto Marae.
9.30 ■ Kapa Haka: Behind the
Faces (G)
10.00 IRB Junior World
Championships 2012 (R)
12.00am – 12.30 News: Te Kaea (R)
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GOOD FRIDAY
SKY MOVIES SKY 020
RIALTO SKY 025
7.25
6.25
6.35
Justin Bieber: Never Say
Never (2011, G) Justin Bieber.
9.10 J. Edgar (2011, M) Leonardo
DiCaprio, Armie Hammer.
11.25 Immortals (2011, 16) Henry
Cavill, Mickey Rourke.
1.15
Courageous (2011, M) Alex
Kendrick, Ken Bevel.
3.25 Foster (2011, PG) Toni
Collete, Ioan Gruffudd.
4.55 Father of Invention (2010,
PG) Kevin Spacey.
6.30 The Rum Diary (2011, M)
A journalist starts a job at
a besieged newspaper in
Puerto Rico and adopts the
rum-soaked life of the island.
Johnny Depp.
8.30 Green Lantern (2011, M)
A test pilot is given an
alien ring that gives him
superpowers and tasked
with keeping peace in the
universe. Ryan Reynolds,
Blake Lively, Taika Waititi.
10.25 21 Jump Street (2012, 16)
Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum.
12.15am True Justice 2: One Shot
One Life (2012, 16) 1.45 Why Did
I Get Married Too? (2010, M) 3.45
Courageous (2011, M) 5.55 Father of
Invention (2010, PG)
The Skeleton Key (2005, M)
Kate Hudson.
8.10 Ocean’s 13 (2007, PG)
George Clooney.
10.15 Face/Off (1997, 18) John
Travolta, Nicolas Cage.
12.35 Circle of Friends (1995, M)
Minnie Driver.
4.10 Black Hawk Down (2001, 16)
Ewan McGregor.
6.30 The Pursuit of Happyness
(2006, M) Determined to
make a better life for his son,
a homeless man works as
an intern at a stockbroking
firm. Will Smith, Jaden Smith,
Thandie Newton.
8.30 Interview with the Vampire
(1994, 16) A vampire
recounts his life story of
love, betrayal, loneliness
and hunger. Brad Pitt, Tom
Cruise.
10.35 End of Days (1999, 18)
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
12.35am Biography: Christian
Slater (2010, PG) 1.25 The Bourne
Supremacy (2004, M) 3.10 Black
Hawk Down (2001, 16) 5.30 The
Pursuit of Happyness (2006, M)
6.15
The Birdcage (1996, M)
Robin Williams.
10.05 The Greatest Story Ever
Told (1965, PG) Max Von
Sydow, Charlton Heston.
1.15
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
(1988, PG) Michael Caine.
3.05 The Rainmaker (1997, M)
Matt Damon, Danny Devito.
James Van Der Beek.
6.50 Brewster’s Millions (1985,
PG) An ageing minorleague baseball player must
spend $30 million in order
to collect an inheritance of
$300 million. Richard Pryor.
8.30 Dune (1984, PG) A young
nobleman discovers his
destiny after his family take
over control of a desert world,
the only source of a precious
spice that allows mankind
to travel through space. Kyle
MacLachlan, Virginia Madsen.
10.45 Swingers (1996, M) Vince
Vaughn, Jon Favreau.
12.20am Cop (1989, 16) 2.10 Kuffs
(1992, M) 3.55 The Rainmaker (1997,
M)
GENERAL
SoHo SKY 010
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Exploring China 7.30 Secret
Meat Business 8.00 Off the Eaten Track 8.30 No
Kitchen Required 9.30 Love It or List It 10.00 Buying
and Selling With the Property Brothers 11.00 Toy
Hunters 11.30 Secret Meat Business Noon Off the
Eaten Track 12.30 Rachel Allen’s Easy Meals 1.00
Luke Nguyen’s Greater Mekong 1.30 Exploring
China 2.30 You Deserve This House 3.30 Love It
or List It 4.00 Food Factory 4.30 My Kitchen 5.00
Love the Place You’re In 6.00 Out in the Cold 6.30
Yard Crashers 7.00 Cash & Cari 7.30 You Deserve
This House 8.30 Better Homes & Gardens (G) 9.30
Gardeners’ World Easter Special 10.00 World’s
Greenest Homes 10.30 Twentysomething (AO) 11.00
Cash & Cari 11.30 Love It or List It 12.00am Dream
Jobs (PGR) 12.30 Benny Hinn 1.00 More Flatmates
(AO) 2.00 Food Factory 2.30 My Kitchen 3.00 Love
the Place You’re In 4.00 Out in the Cold 4.30 Out in
the Cold 5.00 Dream Jobs 5.30 You Deserve This
House
UKTV SKY 006
6.20 Holby City (PG) 7.20 ■ Dripping in Chocolate
(2012, M) A detective investigating the death of a
young woman is led to a mysterious chocolatier.
David Wenham, Louise Lombard. 8.55 EastEnders
(PG) 9.55 Ten Minute Tales (PG) 10.05 EastEnders
(PG) 10.35 EastEnders (PG) 11.35 Dirk Gently
(M) 12.35 Dirk Gently (M) 3.35 Sherlock (M) 5.05
Sherlock (M) 6.45 Sherlock (M) 8.30 Above
Suspicion (16) The Red Dahlia: The body of a
woman is found mutilated, and DC Anna Travis and
her old boss DCI Langton take over the inquiry. 9.30
George Gently (M) Gently Upside Down: The body
of a missing schoolgirl is discovered in a shallow
grave. 11.05 George Gently (M) Goodbye China:
George looks into the death of old friend. 12.35am
■ Dripping in Chocolate (2012, M) David Wenham,
Louise Lombard. 2.00 Dirk Gently (M) 3.00 Dirk
Gently (M) 4.00 Dirk Gently (M) 5.00 Above
Suspicion (16)
Living SKY 008
Homes Under the Hammer 9.00 The Martha
92
Hesher (2010, 16) Joseph
Gordon-Levitt, Devin Brochu.
8.20 Undefeated (2011, M)
US documentary.
10.15 Julia’s Eyes (2010, 16)
Pablo Derqui.
12.10 Bobby Fischer Against
the World (2011, M)
US documentary.
1.45 When We Leave (2010, 16)
Sibel Kekilli, Nizam Schiller.
3.45 Monsters (2010, M) Scoot
McNairy, Whitney Able.
5.20 A Quiet Life (2010, 16) Toni
Servillo, Marco D’Amore.
7.05 Carnage (2011, M) Jodie
Foster, Kate Winslet.
8.30 A Cat in Paris (2010, PG)
A shy, near-mute young
girl discovers her cat is an
accomplice to a reclusive
cat burglar. Dominique Blanc,
Bernadette Lafont, Bruno
Salomone.
9.35 Husbands & Wives (1992,
PG) Woody Allen, Mia
Farrow, Judy Davis.
11.20 Heartbeats (2010, M) Xavier
Dolan, Monia Chokri.
1.00am Secrets and Lies (1996, M)
3.20 When We Leave (2010, 16)
5.20 Husbands & Wives (1992, PG)
UKTV: Above Suspicion, 8.30pm
Stewart Show 10.00 The Nate Berkus Show 11.00
Costa’s Garden Odyssey 11.30 A Different Breed
12.30 Priceless Antiques Roadshow 1.00 Salvage
Hunters 2.00 Property Virgins 2.30 Disaster DIY
3.00 The Nate Berkus Show 4.00 May the Best
House Win 5.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or
Away. 6.00 Property Virgins 6.30 Disaster DIY 7.00
Antiques Roadshow 8.00 You Deserve This House
9.00 Sarah’s House 9.30 Room to Improve 10.30
Gardener’s World 11.00 Jimmy’s Farm Diaries 11.30
Gardening Australia 12.00am You Deserve This
House 1.00 Antiques Roadshow 2.00 The Nate
Berkus Show 3.00 May the Best House Win 4.00 A
Different Breed 5.00 Antiques Roadshow
6.55 Sculpture Diaries 7.45 Piano Notes 8.00
Tuesday Book Club 10.00 The Billionaires’ Tea Party
10.55 Inside the Actors Studio: The Cast of Glee
11.40 First Love 12.30 George Martin: Produced
by George Martin 1.55 In Their Own Words: Great
Thinkers 2.55 Sculpture Diaries 3.45 Piano Notes
4.00 Left in Kathmandu 5.00 First Tuesday Book
Club 6.00 The Directors 7.00 Beethoven 7 7.45
British Legends of Stage and Screen 8.30 BBC
Proms 2012: Last Night 10.00 Billy the Kid 10.55
Songbook 11.45 Piano Notes 12.00am Left in
Kathmandu 1.00 First Tuesday Book Club 2.00 The
Directors 3.00 Beethoven 7 3.45 British Legends of
Stage and Screen 4.30 BBC Proms 2012: Last Night
6.30 The Sopranos (16) 7.30 HBO Doco: In Vogue:
The Editor’s Eye (M) 8.30 True Blood (18) 9.30 The
Wire (16) 10.30 United States of Tara (16) 11.00 Veep
(M) 11.30 The Sopranos (16) 12.30 Rescue Me (16)
1.15 Bored to Death (16) 1.45 In Vogue: The Editor’s
Eye (M) 2.45 True Blood (18) 3.45 United States
of Tara (16) 4.15 Veep (M) 4.45 The Wire (16) 5.45
The Sopranos (16) 6.45 Rescue Me (16) 7.30 SoHo
on Set (M) 8.30 Strike Back (18) Section 20 trails
Latif to South Africa, and IRA mercenary Daniel
Connolly threatens a weapons-system designer.
9.20 Strike Back (18) Scott and Stonebridge try to
thwart Connolly’s plan to deliver the WMD device
to Latif, but Kate is captured and Connolly uses her
as a bargaining chip. 10.10 SoHo on Set (M) 10.30
Rescue Me (16) 11.15 Bored to Death (16) 11.45 Inside
the Actors Studio (M) 12.30am SoHo on Set (M)
12.45 Treme (M) 1.45 SoHo on Set (M) 2.45 Strike
Back (18) 3.35 Strike Back (18) 4.25 SoHo on Set
(M) 4.45 Inside the Actors Studio (M) 5.30 SoHo on
Set (M) 5.45 Rescue Me (16)
World News Today 9.30 World Business Report 9.45
Sport Today 10.00 Business Edition 10.30 HARDtalk
11.00 BBC World News America 11.30 BBC World
World Have Your Say 5.00 BBC World News 5.40
Weekend World
GOOD FRIDAY
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 030
highlights. 9.00 Golf, US PGA Tour, Shell Houston
Open, Round One, live. Noon Golf, European PGA
Tour, Trophee Hassan II Round One, highlights. 1.00
Golf, Indonesian C’ship, Round One, highlights.
2.00 Netball, ANZ C’ship, Queensland Firebirds
v Southern Steel, replay. 3.30 Netball, ANZ
Championship, Northern Mystics v Melbourne
Vixens, replay. 5.00 Netball, ANZ Championship,
NSW Swifts v West Coast Fever, replay. 6.30 ICC
Cricket 360. 7.00 Super Rugby, Highlanders v Reds,
highlights. 9.30 Super Rugby, Highlanders v Reds,
replay. 11.30 Golf, Indonesian Championship, Round
One, highlights. 12.30am Golf, US PGA Tour, Shell
Houston Open, Round One, highlights. 1.30 Golf,
European PGA Tour, Trophee Hassan II Round One,
highlights. 2.30 Golf, European PGA Tour, Trophee
Hassan II Round Two, live.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 031
6.30 The Crowd Goes Wild 7.00 Anglesey Sandman
Triathlon, 7.30 Lloyds TSB Cardiff Half Marathon,
highlights 8.00 Darts, Premier League, Night Eight,
live. 11.30 Rugby Zone Noon NRL Footy Show. 1.30
The Ultimate Fighter 17 2.30 Darts, Premier League,
Night Eight, replay. 5.30 Rugby, NRL, Bulldogs v
Rabbitohs, live. 8.00 NRL Footy Show. 9.30 Rugby,
NRL, Broncos v Storm, live. 12.00am The Ultimate
Fighter: Aussie v UK. 1.00 The Ultimate Fighter
17 2.00 Fight Night 4.00 Rugby, Super Rugby,
Highlanders v Reds, replay.
ESPN: ATP World Tour Masters
Tennis, 8.00am
Indonesian C’ship, Round One, highlights. 6.00 Sky
Sport What’s On. 6.30 Rowing, Aon Maadi Cup,
highlights. 7.30 Basketball, NBL, First Semi-final,
Game One, live. 10.00 Premier League World 10.30
Golf, US PGA Tour, Shell Houston Open, Round One,
highlights. 11.30 Basketball, NBL, Second Semi-final,
Game One, live. 1.30am Lloyds TSB Cardiff Half
Marathon, highlights 2.00 Rowing, Aon Maadi Cup,
highlights. 3.00 Snooker, World Tour, Haikou World
Open, highlights.
ESPN SKY 034
6.00 Fox Sports News 9.00 The Crowd Goes Wild
9.30 Premier League World 10.00 Netball, ANZ
C’ship, Canterbury Tactix v WBOP Magic, replay.
highlights. 2.30 Inside the PGA Tour 3.00 Golf,
US PGA Tour, Shell Houston Open, Round One,
highlights. 4.00 Golf, European PGA Tour, Trophee
Hassan II Round One, highlights. 5.00 Golf,
6.00 Tenpin Bowling, PBA League, Round Five.
8.00 Tennis, ATP World Tour Masters, Sony Ericsson
Open, Third Quarter-final, live. 10.00 NFL32 11.00
SportsCenter Noon Basketball, NCAA, live. 2.30
Basketball, NCAA, live. 5.00 SportsCenter. 6.00
Tennis, ATP World Tour Masters, Sony Ericsson
Open, Fourth Quarter-final, delayed. 8.00 Around
the Horn 8.30 Pardon the Interruption 9.00
SportsCenter 10.00 ESPNFC Press Pass 10.30
Football’s Next Star 11.00 AMA Supercross,
highlights. 1.00am SportsCenter. 3.00 ESPNFC
Press Pass 3.30 ATP World Tour Uncovered 4.00
Tennis, ATP World Tour Masters, Sony Ericsson
Open, Fourth Quarter-final, replay.
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Sky Sport 3 SKY 032
Discovery SKY 070
6.30 Dirty Jobs (PG) 7.30 Yukon Men (M) 8.30
Outlaw Empires (M) 11.30 Amish Mafia (M) 12.30
Disappeared (M) 1.30 Fatal Encounters (M) 2.30
Gold Rush: The Dirt (PG) 3.30 Gold Rush (PG) 4.30
Mythbusters (PG) 7.30 Auction Kings (PG) 8.00
Auction Hunters (PG) 8.30 I Shouldn’t Be Alive
(PG) Ocean Disaster: A sightseeing tour to a Mayan
ruin turns deadly when one traveller becomes lost
in the dense, unforgiving jungle. 9.30 Nightmare
Next Door (M) 10.30 Disappeared (M) 11.30 Stalked:
Someone’s Watching (M) 12.00am I Was Murdered
(M) 12.30 Call 911 (PG) 1.00 Destroyed in Seconds
(PG) 1.30 Moonshiners (M) 2.30 Moonshiners (M)
3.30 Yukon Men (M) 5.30 Connect (PG)
Megafactories (G) 10.30 Saxon Gold: Finding the
Hoard (PG) 11.30 X-Ray Earth (PG) 1.30 Panasonic
Presents (G) 2.30 Herod’s Lost Tomb (PG) 3.30
Bible’s Buried Secrets (PG) 4.30 Bible’s Buried
Secrets (PG) 5.30 Secrets of the Cross (PG)
6.30 Secret Bible (PG) 7.30 Jesus: Rise to Power
(PG) Messiahs: On his quest to explain the rise of
Christianity, Dr Scott uncovers how the Christian
message spread and grew through Roman expertise
and technology. 8.30 Killing Lincoln (M) 10.30 JFK:
The Lost Bullet (M) 11.30 Wicked Tuna (M) 12.30am
Megastructures (G) 1.30 Hell on the Highway (PG)
2.30 Bid & Destroy (M) 3.00 Abandoned (PG) 3.30
Situation Critical (M) 4.30 Big, Bigger, Biggest (G)
5.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG)
6.30 Great British Ghosts (PG) 7.00 Crimes & Trials
20th Century (M) 7.30 Russia’s War: Blood Upon
the Sand (M) 8.30 Cash in the Attic (G) 9.30 Time
Team (G) 10.30 Heir Hunters (PG) 11.30 The Story
of Electricity (PG) 12.30 When Weather Changed
History (PG) 1.30 How the Universe Works (PG)
2.30 Battlefield (PG) 4.30 Cash in the Attic (G)
5.30 Time Team (G) 7.30 Secret Access (PG) UFOs
on the Record: Some UFO sightings are supported
by creditable sources, such as Air Force pilots,
FAA officials, military Generals and NASA officials.
9.30 Mankind: The Story of All of Us (M) 10.30
Auschwitz: Final Solution (M) 11.30 Ancient Aliens
Marathon (PG) 2.30am Britain’s Biggest Heists (M)
3.30 Secret Access (PG) 5.30 Mankind: The Story of
All of Us (M)
6.05 Big Cat Diary (PG) 7.05 The Toughest Place to
Be a … (M) 8.00 James May’s Toy Stories (PG) 8.55
Dara O Briain’s Science Club (PG) 9.55 Undercover
Boss US (PG) 10.40 Extraordinary Women (PG)
11.30 Top Gear (PG) 12.30 Dragons’ Den (PG) 1.30
Who Do You Think You Are? (M) 2.30 The Great
British Countryside (PG) 3.30 First Australians (PG)
4.40 Child of Our Time (PG) 5.40 Helicopter Heroes
(PG) 6.30 Top Gear (PG) 7.30 Undercover Boss
US (PG) 8.25 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends
(M) Body Building: Louis joins the subculture of
extreme body building to discover if he’s got what
it takes to become a super-fit, ultra-healthy athlete.
9.25 Wonderland (M) 10.25 Top Gear (PG) 11.25
Building the Impossible (PG) 12.20am Dragons’ Den
(PG) 1.20 Who Do You Think You Are? (M) 2.20 The
Great British Countryside (PG) 3.20 First Australians
(PG) 4.30 Child of Our Time (PG) 5.30 Top Gear
(PG)
6.00 Good Friday Morning with Stuart Keith
8.30 The Face of Fear Sonia Sly deconstructs fear
and looks at the many manifestations of our fears
(Pt 1 of 5, RNZ)
10.30 Abbey Road Reunion A major new entry
in Beatle scholarship emphasising recording
techniques and analog equipment (PRX)
11.06 What If We Could All Speak to Joi Ito? The
Head of Massachusetts Institute of Technology’s
(MIT) Future Media Lab, Joi Ito, discusses what an
internet-powered future will be (NPR)
Noon The World at Noon
2.06 Three Records from Sundown Producer
Joe Boyd remembers Nick Drake, who died in
1974 (PRX)
4.04 World Book Club Harriett Gilbert talks
to Romesh Gunesekera about his multi-awardwinning book Reef (BBC)
5.00 The World at Five
5.30 The Face of Fear Sonia Sly deconstructs fear
and looks at the many manifestations of our fears
(Pt 2 of 5, RNZ)
7.06 What if Humans and Robots Sat Down
Together? A discussion on how will we learn from
robots and how will robots learn from us? (BBC)
8.30 Essential New Zealand Albums Che Fu –
Navigator: Nick Bollinger discusses in detail the
essential New Zealand album that embraced soul,
reggae, hip-hop and Pacific sounds. (RNZ)
9.06 Country Life (RNZ)
11.06 The Shed Mark Coles presents his pick of
the best new music releases (MCM)
noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 11.00pm
6.00 Classic Morning
(c1561-1613) See page 72
10.15 The Works
Noon The Brockes Passion Music for Holy Week.
Zsuzsi Tóth, Jan van Elsacker, Peter Kooij, Vox
Luminis, Les Muffatti/Peter van Heyghen – Keiser’s
The Brockes Passion (Belgium Radio)
back catalogue. Mozart: String Quartet No 19 in C
K465, Dissonance, Elias String Quartet (rec 2008);
Symphony No 27 in G K199, Academy of Ancient
Music/Christopher Hogwood (rec 1979)
composers: Liszt: Six Consolations, Jeffrey Grice
(pno); Dienes: Ave verum corpus, Auckland Youth
Choir/Terence Maskell; Strauss: Madrigal Op 15/1,
Kiri Te Kanawa (sop), Georg Solti (pno); IppolitovIvanov: Symphony in E minor Op 46, Bamberg
SO/Gary Brain
7.00 Appointment The Critic’s Chair (RNZ)
8.00 Music Alive Paul McMahon, Michael Leighton
Jones, Jenny Wollerman (sop), Claire Barton
(mezzo), Andrew Grenon (ten), Daniel O’Connor
(bass), Orpheus Choir, Choristers of Wellington
Cathedral of St Paul, Wellington Orch/Michael
Fulcher – Bach’s St Matthew Passion BWV244
(RNZ)
Newstalk ZB
Watson 4.00 Larry Williams 7.00 Friday Night Footy
8.00 Bruce Russell Talkback 12.00am – 6.00 Tim
Roxborogh Talkback
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