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VOLUME 60 NUMBER 6 MERCYHURST COLLEGE. GLENWOOD HILLS, ERIE, PA 16546 FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 7,1986 - Bond Issue Finances New Athletic Fields ''Hopefully, the renovation will give us suitable fields, which are a problem right now," said Mercyhurst ?P resident Dr. William P. Oarvey. "They are a disaster and are unsafe," he added. Carson Landscaping/ a "longtime friend" of (he college and designer of the original baseball field, is doing the work at a cost of $130,000, all of-which is to be financed by a bond issue.* Work on the project is scheduled to begin on Monday. "We hope to create a third field," said Dr. Garvey. "We're going to rebuild and recrown the current-football and baseball fields, and reconfigure the outfield at the farthest west corner. We will then sod and seed the fields," explained Dr. Garvey. w "Recrowning the fields will allow them to dry faster and will help eliminate the wetness of the fields," noted Dr. Garvey. A portion of the grounds behind Baldwin (foreground) that will be converted Into new sports fields. f fi By Matthew J. Clark 1 At its October meeting, the Mercyhurst College Board of Trustees approved fmv ding foi the renovation of the athletic fields north of Baldwin Hall. The project would also include the construction of a third field upon what is now the baseball outfield. "The majority of the work will take place before winter, but the sodding will not take place until next Spi ing, and no one will be able to use the fields until next August," he explained. \ $;. %•. This means that the baseball and softball teams will have to find alternate sites for this year's home games. Decisions as to where to have the games will be left up to the team's respective coaches. "With an additional field, we're hoping to bring the soccer team back to the main campus and have the football team use the other two fields," explained Dr. Garvey. "We would keep St. Mark's field for intramurals," he added. Dr. Garvey expressed that this decision had the future of the college in mind. '' I hope this renovation project will take care of the field problem for many years to come," he said. Frank BurnsJWasJ\| Jerk But Larry Linville Isn > by Robert Upton French «* From time to time, almost everyone gets a good laugh from TV. Sometimes it's even when a television character pokes fun of TV itself. Some of the deepest belly laughs come from encountering, in a TV skit, a human being who tends to think of people on television as real. Most of the time, this individual is a little old lady in tennis shoes who is firmly convinced that all of the characters in her favorite soap operas really exist and in real life are good or bad, according to the depiction of the character. This Is obviously ridiculous; but, it is not totally surprising when you consider the incredible power of the medium of television. Television surrounds us. We- sit mesmerized in front of it. The picture dancing and flickering before our somewhat glassy eyes. The sound waves rolling over our body and fading into oblivion. We need do nothing more than pay cursory attention, and for many of the more sophomoric shows, even that level of concentration isn't necessary. 5 But the real point here is the fact that all of us, not just those people who have been made butts of Jokes, tend, aHeast, on a certain level *to think of TV? characters representing an accurate personna of the actor portraying them. When Larry Linville, better known as Major Frank'Burns (ferret-face) of the TV show "MASH", convulsed a near capacity crowd at Zurn auditorium, many • of the people seemed surprised at the type of person Burns/Linville was. When Larry linville came out on stage he followed a jibe hurled by Mike Kelly, President of MSG Government and escalated the mild vulgarity. It somewhat set the pace for the night. . Linville is an obviously intelligent, obviously witty, normal human being. He would appear to be the kind of person with] whom you could sit down and enjoy the conversation and not be intimidated by his celebrity, and certainly not be exposed to the superciliousness of Major Frank Burns. We all KNOW that actors are different from their characters, but perhaps the ultimate criterion for an actor is how deeply they can convince us that they are indeed very much like the character they play. Burns was such an enduring character that we all got to know him. Most of the nation of the United States have had Major Frank Burns, and company in their living room at least one night a week for most of the last IS years. During the period since the regular series ended, many places have had Burns and the MASH troop in their living room several flights a week. Not too long ago, in Cleveland, they had a MASH hour where they ran two back-to-back episodes every night of the week. It is a phenomenon of TV, even tho it was such a phenomenal success, it's still somewhat disquieting to be so suddenly made aware of the fact the Burns wasn't linville. In^fact.jquite the contrary. For Frank was an uptight neurotic with deep insecurities and a overpowering feeling that since no one liked him so he might as well try and curry favor by being obnoxious, unpleasant and a snitch. Linville Is just the opposite. Burns was supposed to be barely competent and not particularly bright. If you listen to linville for more than 5 or 10 minutes you will find that the man is exceedingly bright and his formal educational background will indicate that, and his quickness at repartee underscores it. Repartee that was well seasoned jwith t - • < < i f ? t i * •• t ^ Former MASH star, Larry Linville. scatology and profanity, which may have jt-l indicated to many why the term "swear Hke a trouper"}came from acting troops not military troops in the field, Linville was profane, he was vulgar, but* he was appropriately so. He was humorously so. He kept the audience interested, active and participating. They had a good time, and ! despite the fact that it is obviously work, it seemed that Linville had a good time. Linville started by recounting his early days in the business, his familial background and his educational background. All were surprising, but none to the incredible extent of | educational background. j The adolescent Larry Linville was a self- M described aviation nut; by the age of 42 he 3 was a licensed glider pilot. A decade later he was majoring in aeronautical engineering at the University of Colorado and eyeing a transfer to the newly-opened and nearby United States Air Force Academy. | • £ continued on page 6 INSIDE Convocation .pg.p M~ Fa|SM4|#Pg-P Danceft iRedtai I •-fpg. 6 r t t- t ? r r t > v W svwwwrtwr? W I & j ^ PAGE 2 NOVEMBER 7,1986 QJhe fflercutb ]List H o n o r s Excellence by Kelley Moore I The Mercyhurst College Dance Dept. is presenting Dance Esoterica, Nov. 13, 14, and 15 at 8:15 p.m. and Nov. 16 at 2:30 p.m. in Zurn Recital Hall on The Mercyhurst 'campus. The event displays the versatility of Mercyhurst dancers in both classical and modern ballet. * ; ™ There will be five different works choreographed by JeanMarc Baier, the directoi of the Dance Dept., June Hines, instructor of Ballet, and Dafna Rathouse, an invited guest originally from Israel, who has worked with the Bat Dor Dance Co. and Kubbutz Dance Co. in Israel, and various other companies in Spain and the USA. 1 Baier choreographed the music of Bella Bart ok's in "Unfinished Journey.** This work deals with the weight of tragic events in a human's past and frustration at the absurdity of present. The second work, "Windows,.*' which is a result of the collaboration of Baier and Rathouse, deals with the outer image of men and women in a micro-society. "Tender Ties*' choreographed by Rathouse, deals with a sensitive relationship between a man and a woman. Cesar Franck composed the music of the this work. i$ Hines has choreographed and is featured in "In Dreams Only," music written by Samuel Barber. The subject of this work is that, in dreams, anything is possible in a relationship. Angela Elston has written a poem or this particular work, which will be part of the performance. The last work "Graduation Ball** is a one act comic ballet restaged by Hines. Baier commented "It will draw a great deal of laughter.** This work focuses on an evening of gala put on by girls at a finishing school in Vienna to entertain graduates of a nearby academy. Father Chuck Schraitt ot Campus Ministry, and Danielle Hahm of Meryhurst's HRM Dept. are featured in this] performance. The music is by Strauss, as well as original choreography to the music of Bartok, Samuel Barber, Franck, and Astol Piazzola. Dems^-Wki^ig Baier, the Director of Mercyhurst's Dance Pept. since 1984, is enthusiastic about. Dance Esoterica. He asserts the "performers get better and better every year." Baier believes as a result of time "the works show ^ more potential to get the realm of choreography improved.*' Tickets are available at the door and in advance. Admission for the Mercyhurst community is free. Adults, $3.50. Senior Citizens, $1.00. For reservations or more information, call 825-0257. mm to the paddy wagon by two Erie police New |Rep. 99 Proposed Costello Arrested For Cancer Society Cause Lisa Costello is officers. < < by Jennifer Singer* On Sun., Nov. 2, 1986, MSG Vice-president John Widecan called the weekly meeting to order. * SAC Chairperson Tracy Wasson announced the beginning of the SAC Clothing Drive on Mon., Nov. 3. y y, The SAC will host Family Feud on Friday at 7 p.m. First prize is l o o . - • ! — • m On Saturday, shuttles will be going to and from the football Specter, 84-48. by Chris Kovski game. The Sally Sehrader Award The state percentage, 56-44, for the most industrious MSG The Merciad staff is proud to reflected the waning interest in representative will be presented at announce that its endorsements campaign rhetoric, as Specter) the game during halftime. ~w_ were 67 percent in step with the outlasted Edgar's pointed The movie VISION Ql EST feelings ot state voters. En- 'references to Specter's duality. He will be shown in the Student dorsements last issue went to Bob accused Specter of flip-flopping Union video room Sunday at 7 Casey, Bob Edgar and Tom on the issues of the MX missile, p.m. South Africa sanctions and Social Ridge. T^ Jane Anne Mohr was then Casey took a slim 51-49 percent Security, among others. recognized. Mohr explained her Specter loses some of his GOP proposal for the election of an victory over Republican opponent William Scranton. Casey lost in companions in the Senate, as the open major representative. The Erie County, 35,425 to 37,417, | Democrats regain control of the proposal passed. In April, an but won by 128,576 votes in Senate after a six-year hiatus. Ex- open major representative will be perts have attributed this growing elected during the annual) Philadelphia. It appears we will now see the support for Democrats to the representative»elections. 44 Real Bob Casey,** as he stated in 18-24 year-old age group. The proposal requires the new One candidate who didn't cash position to be held by a his 1986 election gambit. His previous attempts in 1966, 1970 in on the Democratic revival was sophomore or junior with an Joylyn Blackwell. Blackwell was undeclared major. If the represenand 1978 were fruitless. The Mercyhurst faculty survey soundly defeated by 21st Congres- tative declares a major while occureturns favored Casey 16. to 11, sional District incumbent Tom pying the seat, their alternate, also while the students had chosen Ridge. Ridge was favored (undeclared, must take over. If the v throughout the district, especially alternate subsequently declares a Scranton, 78 to 50. *¥* The faculty didn't fare as well in Erie County, where he won major, he-she will continue to serve until the next election. in the Senate race. They. picked 61,486 to 11,750. f agr bd Edgar by a very slim 13-12 There are currently 126 students margin. The students, on the on tms race, as me runner snowed undeclared at Mercyhurst. This other hand, reflected the views of a predilection for Ridge, 24-2, and * 'open major" total includes 76 the state's voters, as they chose the latter preferred Ridge 107-15. freshmen, 43 sophomores, 6 juniors and 1 senior. ( MSG President Michael Kelly then explained the latest news in the parking issue* Merrill "Bud" International Physical Dever, director of security,-Informed Kelly that the EganFitness Association (IPFAI r-V McAuley lot will be extended if it weather cooperates. The Baldwin lot will also be lengthened. In addition to these improvements, the south end of the Weber lot will eventually be designated as overnight parking for Briggs residents. This Card Good For One Free Visit And Use Of Facilities 1206-08 East 38th Street • Erie. Pa. •Phone 825-7084 The meeting was then adjournOood For 1 »t Visit Only * ed by Widecan. * By Julie Cherico While conducting a meeting with her student assistants, Student Union director Lisa Costello was apprehended, without warning, by two Erie City Police officers Wed., Oct. 29. b o n d gWa^ ficers. came thToug rudely interrupted the meeting. Little did she know, however, that |she was the "criminal." When the officers informed her of the arrest, she panicked. Her eyes filled with tears as they read her her rights, slapped on thej handcuffs and forcefully dragged her through the Union, where everyone was laughing, to an awaiting "paddy wagon". | "I was really taken by surprise," stated Costello. "When they saw how upset I was, they told me it was for the American Cancer Society." ? The officers may have felt sorry for her, but they didn't reconsider about giving in to her. After all, Student Union workers, Baldwin R.A.'s and Mercyhurst's SAC officers paid a good $25 to see her go through all of this. Costello had this feeling and stated, "I know that Matt Robaszkiewicz was the ringleader of all this." (4 | ? : ?' Costello's destination, obviously was jail. Her cell was located in the middle of the Central Erie Mall where she was fitted for a THRIFT DRUG * »pem< Grandview Shopping Plaza . 825-2333 JCPenney Catalog anil &im Planning (Center \ '*- . \ i * •• * t '**c e (JHgmuir JFttnws (Urntrr; To order call: 1-800-222*6161 Order Inquiries Call 825-2901 &*?u - * . P*4*44l m •* ^ posteorat 3*3007 wmcnsnetuone^* had to raise, although she did have the use of a phone and phone book in her cell to contact others for pledges. "It was scary, but it also was an experience," said Costello, "because they had confidence that I could raise that money." She continued, "A lot of people already there only had to raise $100." •£ The first call Costello made was to Mercyhurst's Phyllis Aiello. She then went on to call other faculty members, family and I friends continuously for 2 114 hours. She made her bond during this time and the largest donation pledged was $20. After the ordeal, Costello pulled herself together and thought about what had happened. She sent thank you letters and her "mug shot" to all those who helped her to achieve the quota of $500, which was donated to the American Cancer Society. Costello concluded, "It made me feel good that I was able to raise that much money for a good cause." * A Division ot K * # * * * # » Co \ V* prision suit and had her "mug shots" taken. After the booking procedures, Costello appeared before a judge and pleaded guilty to the charges of impersonating a boss, general harassment of co-workers and in- vifci m NOVEMBER 7,1986 Sh cffle r ctab PAGE 3 The 'Hurst 60th i\i An Afternoon of Spirit The Mercy hurst community officially celebrated the 60th Anniversary of the founding of the college in a ceremony on Sunday that honored alumni and friends of Mercyhu i st. 4 The day's festivities started at 11:30 p.m. with a celebration of mass in the chapel by Fr. Chuck Schmitt, Mercyhurst's Chaplain. Immediately following mass, brunch was served in the cafeteria and in^the Blue Room for the guests and participants. At 1:30 p.m., the formal ceremony began in the Zurn Recital Hall The Mercy hurst College School of Music Wind Ensemble, under the baton of director Robert Do I wick, opened the program. The D'Angelo School of Music's own Joseph Chiarelli sang the National Anthem accompanied by the Wind Ensemble. After the invocation by Mercy hurst's former (haplain, the Rev. Monsignor Daniel J. Martin, the guests and award recipients were welcomed by President Dr. William P. Garvey. Dr. Garvey then, in turn, Introduced -Sr. Carolyn Herrman^ the Mother Superior ol Sisters of Mercy, the order that founded the Mercy colleges;! Sr. Carolyn related to the audience i\he background of the Convocation's guest speaker, Sr. Marylouise Fennell, and the topic of her address, "Re-imagine Catholic Higher Education: Welcome the Dream of Mercy Education - A Tradition in Excellence. Sr. Marylouise is currently the President of Carlow College, a Mercy institution, located in Pittsburgh. S Sr. Marylouise has had an extensive background in higher education. She received her doctorate from Boston University in Education and completed her post-doctorate work at Harvard : and the University of Connecticut. Besides having served on more than two dozen community and church organizations, she has held a position on the Election Commission and the Department i Sister of Mercy Mother Superior, Sr. Carolyn Herrmann introduces the guest speaker. £ Mercyhurst FightfSong Go for it Lakers Fight for the Hurst Show us the spirit^ 4 * ' that has always made you first Fight^Fight! Fight! Win for the Blue and Green* Bring horn? the game Look for the lights that burn forever in the hall of Old Main Lyrics by Gary Myers Music to the tune of "Anchors Aweigh" •» • *-.£; t t l . . "• : - : • : ; of A d u l t P r o b a t i o n in Connecticut. * Her speech stressed the need for changes in higher education to keep up with the constantly changing j|world. "The major changes in America's population, culture and technology," Sr. Marylouise explained, "are structuring the priorities of higher j education." * "American colleges and universities are going to be increasingly I serving adult and part-time j students," she said. Conversely, "there will be a decrease in the number of 18 - 24 year** old students that are involved in higher education. The higher education system must ac-i comodate these increases and decreases to continue to exist. Higher education also must make a commitment to the future of it's students. "We have prepared people for their first job, while other nations prepare people for careers. Higher education i must act now if it is to produce people with the interpersonal | skills and motivation, as well as the ability to deal with change that our society and work force, lead by corporations, must have," Sr. Marylouise stated. Sr. Marylouise stressed that higher education "must become | an agent of change in what has become^ a fluid .society. Most educators agree to be leaders in higher education; they, must be able to identify and anticipate the trends'that will affect students." She also recognized the importance of the liberal arts education in today's world. *' A The conclusion of Sr. Marylouise's address was most positive. "We have not lived out the dream of higher education." Following the address, the achievement awards were handed out by Dr. Garvey and Sr. Carolyn to those people who have aided Mercyhurst. The Sister of Mercy Award Recipients were Sister M. Suzanne Eimer, '29, who was not present; Sr. Celine Fasenmeyer, '33; Sr. Geraldine Hull, an Honorary Alumna who was not able to attend because of health; Sr. Gabriel Koch, '39; Sr. Loretta .McHale, '34; Sr. Jane Frances Raffetto, '29, not present; Sr. Rachel Weber, '37. The Alumni Awards went to: Margaret Anne Mooney, '37, Patricia. Liebel, '53* Judith A. Pitney, '67, Gloria Heberle Sullivan,4 '44, and Officer Ronald Slupski, 74, who was not present due to being on assignment for thet Erie Police Department, "F)riends : of the College"*] Awards were bestowed upon the following: J J. Robert Baldwin, who was ^not present due to ill health, Helen L., Edward P., and-! John E. Boyle, Charles A. Dailey, Jr., Jane Theuerkauf, the late Ed-jj ward F. Zurn and James A. Zurn. After the presentation of the awards, the Mercyhurst College Chorus* backed, by! the Wind Verve fd Sr. Marylouise Fennell giving the Convocation address. Ensemble, debuted the school's "Alma Mater," and "Fight Song." Both were well received by the guests and faculty at the Convocation, as was Dr. Garvey's announcement that the school would be looking into the possibility of placing a light in Old Main's tower that would tell everyone of the 'Hurst's victory in sporting events. iAfter the Benediction and Closing by Monsignor James M. Burke, V.G., Episcopal Vicar for the Northern Vicariate, the Chorus and Wind Ensemble played the Recessional. A reception followed in the Student Union. j * Afterwards,J Dr. Garvey was proud of the way the day went. "A college lives on tradition and identity, from which it draws its uniqueness. The afternoon had spirit and verve. It was historic, totalling 200 years of service." • Dr. William P. Garvey gives the Sister of Mercy Award to Sr. M. Gabriel Koch, '39 as Sr. Carolyn Herrmann looks on. Alma Mater We hail our College Alma Mater The Hurst that's built upon the hill, With love for all she has taught us, Traditions that we carry still. Old Main stands for the courage, The opportunity To seize each moment of the future Awaiting you and me. | The gates stand always open, s I The trees all green upon the grounds, And when we look to Mercyhurst, There's no better to be found. Lyrics by Gary Myers *Music by Joseph Chiarelli v /2 PAGE 4 NOVEMBER 7,1986 Qflie Mtn'mb Letter to the Editor The Merciad has a policy of only running signed letters. This, one, however, showed enough effort, as well as an attempt at being witty, that we felt It deserved to be printed. Dear Editor, The recent (Oct. 31) issue of The Merciad has confirmed a suspicion I have harbored for some time. It is than you, and perhaps several of your staff, are devil worshippers. Most readers are fools, failing to recognize the subtle temptations of some satanically oriented print. media. Most of us who are wary of the devil*s ways know that most music made nowadays can be played backward to hear the satanic messages encoded thereon. Some of us have begun to see through the supposed '' purity'* of print media. Your recent issue is a case in point. We know that the devil seduces us through that which we want most. Today that is money. He makes us money I hungry, then makes us fail in our financial endeavors, then offers to make us rich again if we will sell our souls. Consider your recent issue (the "Halloween issue'*). 1. You review the movie "The Color of Money.*' f 2. The advertisements are full of dollar amounts and dollar signs. 3. It was not enough to fill your publication with the above. No, in at least three places (page 3, col. 3, line 7; page 4, col. 1, line 45; page 7, col. 5, line 12) you placed a dollar [sign inside of Quotation marks1 where one did not belong. This is the worst kind of sinister deviousness. It is well known that college students try to avoid looking directly at what is inside of quotation marks (since they are afraid that what is in there will have to be memorized). Thus, they see your dollar signs inside the quotation | marks INDIRECTLY! Subliminal suggestion? You bet! If you can't get them with regular dollar signs you try with hidden ones. Again this is a favorite satanic trick. r^ But you were not content to stop there. Your prize piece, the work of collaborative fiction, is the most in- sidious piece of satanic craftsmanship I have seen in several weeks. It masks as a frothy, substanceless bit of sophomoric humor. BUT READ IT BACKWARD, Not one word makes any sense EXCEPT the word "lived" which occurs in three places (notice the mockery of the number 3 implicit in this ~ the mockery of the concept of trinity). As you well know, "lived" spelled backward spells you know what! I know you will not dare print this letter lest your "cover will be blown**. If you do print it it will merely be an attempt to make light of the whole issue by employing the old public disclosure trick (if you have something to hide, make it public yourself and people will say "it can't be true, otherwise why would they have publicized it"). Since you will probably not dare publish this letter I have sent another letter which will look just like an ordinary one. But those who are on the lookout for satanic press will know how to read it and be warned of the danger your publication represents. >j Your eternal rival from the side of the Good J$ j ^ ^ j Unsigned (I know what happens to those who reveal their identities to the likes of you) Editors' Response: Okay, you caught us. We're guilty. We admit it. There were only two occasions of |the word "lived** in our story. If you really want to get picky, you failed "to Tiot!ce~Tharwe "alstf raifa' JFAR SIDE about chicken cults and we gave notice to the movies [CHILDREN OF A LESSER GOD and SOUL MAN. In addition, the reference b (Column 4, lines 8-15 under, the picture) to the Book of Revelation refers to the Antichrist, the being born of a jackal, hence the snout. The dollar signs weren't our doing; they were the work of our satanic typesetting machine. We do take offense, however, at the reference to our the story being called * ' s u b s t a n c e l e s s ' ' and "sophomoric." What can we say? The devil made us do it. ®rte iJWerriao Brian Sheridan, Editor Chris Kovskl, Managing Editor Jennifer Conmy, Sports Editor Matthew J . Clark, News Editor Ton I Fleet, Photography Editor Paula Bruno, Calendar Editor^ H. t . Beezub, Business Manager Tom Mulligan, Asst. Business Manager Frank Pawlowskl, Circulation Manager • VOL 60 NO. 6 Julie Cherico Matt Clark * FRIDAY. NOVEMBER7. 1986 • Robert L French I Reporters Ann Johnson Keiley Moore Jennifer Singer Bddget toestrrti Ann Johnson, Typists Photographers L faculty Adviser I N I m i N is the student-edited newspaper ot cyhurst College, 501 East 38th Strset, Erie, PA 1*546 VIM •J srifsl office is located in the basement of BaJdwtnHall phone 825-0376 Schrader Is Remembered By MSG Awards Renaming by David Armstrong ('86), former MSG President f On Sat. Nov. 8th, during the halftime of the Laker football game, a special ceremony will take place. Due to the efforts of Mike Kelly and MSG, Robert Schrader, the husband of Sally Schrader, will receive a plaque in honor of Sally's remarkable support for MSG which ended with her death on July 5, 1986. 5 ] V T Besides being Secretary for E.W. Kennedy, Sally, in conjunc- j tion with the MSG Treasurer, managed all the financial responsiblities of MSG and SAC for 18 years. The plaque to be presented on Saturday is but a small token of gratitude for Sally's part contribution to MSG. J Before taking over the duties of President of MSG, an outgoing officer mentioned that if there ever was a problem, Sally would Kovski by Chris Kovskl take care of it; this was a monumental understatement. Sally was always there to help the officers in any type of situation, whether it dealt with MSG or personal matters. Students' interests were always paramount in Sally's work. That is why Mercy hurst, MSG, and the alumni will dearly miss her. When choosing a college, students look at the advantages of a small college over a big university. Small schools thrive because they can offer students "the personal touch." Mercyhurst's personal touch was exemplified by Sally Schrader. I lament Sally's passing not only because I knew her, but even more so because future students of Mercyhurst will never experience the love and care Sally had to offei. * MSG Note: The ceremony - ^r which Dave speaks of involves the MSG Representative Award. In the past, the award has been presented to that person who, in the opinion of the executive committee, has contributed the most, to Student Goverment during the year. In the future, this reward will be renamed "The Sally Schrader Memorial Award." # The Student Goverment voted to change the name of the award to pay tribute to Sally Schrader, who was a constant friend and supporter of MSG as well as of all students whom she encountered as Secretary of Student Services. Korner 9 tasy, debating the state of my finances, as well as the amount of What *'wuuld —harden •••' povei n m f T H - m o n c H could-*©* Department of Defense sold its claiming myself a sovereign naold weapons? I don't mean the; tion about to be taken over by the1 jeeps cut in four pieces that you Soviet Union's sympathizers in a can find in an Army Surplus bloody coup d'etat, in walked catalog, or the old M-l or M-16 Gen. Halfwit. rifles. I'm talking about the heavy "Hey boys, what do you have "hardware." Here would be a for me today?" typical day at the D.O.D.: f "How about one of these "Good afternoon, sir. How gorgeous M-l tanks? Only 5 may we help you at the D.O.D. million, complete, after cost overDepartment Store?" asks the runs and markups." young salesman, stylishly smart in "Sounds good. I'll take 7,000." his khaki dress uniform. (That's "Great! Usual terms?" khaki, not tacky.) "Yeah. Just send the bill to the "Well, I was kind of hoping taxpayers." * $ that you'd be able to help me find At that time, I realized poor old something for my aging Grand- Grandma wasn't going to get her mother. She turns 80 this M-l. After all, I have to pay my month." share on these government "I'm sure we can find purchases/ * something. George, anything on When the general walked out those French Exocet cruise TNI f All SIDI missiles?" . "Sorry. El Salvador got the last of those yesterday. We do have some of those Super Matra missiles. Go great on an F-4, an F-20 Tigershark, or even a Mirage 2000." , 1 "I don't know. How about something a l i t t l e more American?" * "How about a new M-l tank? Chrysler made, ACE support vehicle to dig J the 2.5 million dollar baby In for firing, a 1-year service contract and its own fuel truck all for the special Geritolsubsidized package price of only 3.5 million, before taxes.** r "I don't know. What kind of can I tet?" $ * * ••Chrysler's standard 2.9 perI financing.** ^jffi^fe" % "Wett, let me tMnk this over." As I stand there in my little fan- *JJJ * OFF the ECORDJ t • * - •* the narrow doorway, he jostled the startled Arab representative a Iking in i "Excuse me," the general said, as startled as the Israeli. "Are you new here in Washington?" "Sure am. I had to check out your bargains here to see if I can find a better deal than in the KGB I catalog." The general said "We'll have to see what these guys can do for you. They must have something for the discriminating buyer such: as yourself. Hey boys," he shouted as he headed back to the counter. "What have you got for my God-fearing, Capitalistloving, Russkie-hating buddy Abdul here? Fix him up and. put it on the tab, too." 3 Oh, well. Looks like poor grayhaired Grandma gets another bottle of perfume this year. By GARY LARSON > NOVEMBER 7,1986 She UUrciaft PAGE 5 The Merciad Interview: L i n v i l l e R e f l e c t s O n H i s P a s t &L i f e A f t e r An interview with Larry Linville conducted by Brian Sheridan Bowl, and sometimes I envy those people being able to do that. But it's not for me. People see you The scene was somewhat successful and the rest of it and rem in scent of a setting- from a they don't see the other part of it, Hemingway story. There was ac- when it's down and deadly and tor Larry Linville, the man I was difficult. to interview, sitting at the bar of the Hilton Hotel's? saloon " Billy's. "|The rock music of the bar's video screen blared outfthe latest video hits from Genesis, Rik Ocasek and Glass Tiger for* a smalt group of patrons, none of whom were dancing. The casually dressed Linville sat with a cigarette dangling from his lips and was taking sips from his glass that was filled from the bottle of Heineken that stood in front of him. Her was making small talk with the waitress and the barmaid who were obviously enjoying the presence of the man once known i on television as *ferret face," but who has yet to repeat the success that role brought him. "The background here is a damn sight better than that bleeding room," he said with a laugh that in no way resembled the whining giggle of Frank Burns* ''All right," he said preparing himsell for the on slaught of my The Merciad: When "MASH" questions, "sic 'em. Go." came,along, what was so unusual The Merciad: What was some about your audition? of your background in high school and college theater? Linville: The only unusual thing Linville: Really kind of dread- about it was that it sprung from ful high school plays that turned one day of work on "Room 222" into I don't know how to do it and really had nothing to do withj without doing twenty minutes. anything else. Gene Reynolds, the The whole point of me becoming producer, remembered two, two an actor was that I never really and half years later and brought wanted to be one and I had no in- me in to do this ( audition for tention of becoming one. I had a MASH.) . This is very strange. degree in engineering, I wanted to When you get these questions, not fly jets at Edwards Air Force Base only from you, but from the test school. I never wanted any students when we have questions damn part of it. It was nothing I and answers, you get into a time ever wanted or pursued or had machine and you go back in your any compulsion or any kind of brain, and even if- you answered obsession for. It was a freak from these questions hundreds of times you still wonder. The strange the beginning. The Merciad: It is said that ac- thing is that you still don't know, tors pay their dues when they first you still puzzle it out, trying to start. How did you "pay your figure out just what; the bloody hell -happened and why. You dues?" know what happened but the why linville; Oh yeah. Washing of it is very difficult and involved. dishes in New York for thirty six |t deals with past experience and dollars a week. Going on in a two past efforts, quirks.That's kind of and a half hour play and having contrary to a lot of ethics which one line.^ Having been trained at teach that effort will be rewarded an engineer, I did some engineer* and you can be anything you want ing work/research and develop- to be and all that other stuff you ment, R and D stuff, just to make hear- from\ your parents and enough damn money to pay the educators and other people. I'm not getting metaphysical; I don't bills while attempting to still be an mean to do that, but there i s a ceractor, attempting to live on $40 a tain fate quotient that enters your week with a wife. That's paying life, whether you like i: .it not. your dues, it's a pretty stiff and difficult existence that you have to be some kind ©f coinpuUsive to fka Meacsnd: At Tint I unders* survive that and go on, or you want you for don't. You go for the forty hour .tand that CBS didn't v L the role?* * *• ti d week, a can of beer and Che Super u % f> \ f> % Linville: No, not at all. I was a dramatic actor. I was very scary, always the villian. Reynolds really had to fight to get me the role. The irony is that once you become funny you can't be serious. They don't want you do to do anything The Merciad: The first season of MASH was low rated. Did you ever think it would become such a big hit? \ ? 28B8?. is In the first weeks, no. We thought it was going to be a disaster. Every spinoff of a motion picture has always been a disaster, every one. The motion picture was still being run. We said goodbye to each other very often. We figured that every show we did would be our last one. The ratings were very poor, the public was very upset with us for making a series from the movie because they loved the motion picture. It was during the summer reruns when the show took off. No, a first we thought it was a disaster but were quite pleased at having a job for a couple of weeks. The Merciad: How did you approach the role of Burns after Robert Duvall played him in the movie? Essentially he was a different character. Linville: Yeah, it was quite dif. ficult because anything Bobby did in the picture we couldn't do on television. We had to create something totally new. (20th Century) Fox volunteered to bring the motion picture in and screen for us and we said "No." That's not being egocentric; it's just a fact that (Donald) Sutherland plays Sutherland better than Wayne Rogers. (Elliot) Gould plays Gould better than Alan Alda. Bobby Duvall plays Bobby Duvall better than I do. But I play Linville better than Bobby Duvall ever could, and so on. So, we all created lour own identities | and kind of ignored the motion picture as if it never existed.*If we had attempted to ape it, we would only come up with a sad percentage of their efficiency. serious. It all has to do with marketing, giving the public what they want and expect. This is a sale,..let's sell what's popular, not even what's possible or good or wonderful. The public has been quite amazing; they* 11 accept me in any arena playing a variety of parts. The merchandising type people tend to bet on sure things. If they make a half-ass mistake it's going to cost them their job. You get to a peculiar point where you wind up playing the same roles to the point where the public gets damn sick of it. I am aware there's always another piece of meat coming down the road and if you go into oblivion, fine, they can go on with the new piece of meat.Jit's like that rock and roll The Merciad: As the series prosong: a "new boy in town." You gressed, Alan Alda gained more get to the point where you say behind-the-scenes control. How "No. I'm not doing that role." did the atmosphere change on the The Merciad: What were some of the roles you turned down? linville: Frank Bums reincarnated. I said no and went back to the theater. I got to play drunks and mad people, and it took me a while to get around not the public but the'damn network merchandising people. There is a strange situation that exists in the industry where we have MBA-types dictating to people have spent their lives Being creative and telling them how to create. mTheir rationale is | that that »u$? have viewer demographics i- »><-ft don't mean a damn thir.ij. u you got a good thow people will watch it. £ i 4 M A S H Linville: Burnout. Gelbart once said we are our own worst enemy because we make it look easy and that's true. We spent 14 to 16 hours a day for 5 years. That's 27 full length motion pictures, back to back. Your personal life goes to hell. You basically don't have any. Five years of your life go by; you don't know where the hell they went. It was enough. The people who stayed beyond f that are not quite the same. How I don't know; I won't make any comment on that, but it is incredibly difficult. We make it look easy, but it is not. When people come up to me and ask me the trivia questions, I can't answer them. It was the ultimate cram and scram routine where you cram those lines in your brain, put it on film and get the bloody hell out of there. Enormous pressure and tension, but it was all very worthwhile, though I might sound negative. How do you sustain it, though? You have to make choices. It was a one camera show, shot like a motion picture, where all the scenes were quite i|short and you had to be there all the time. You're talking about hitting that stage at 7:30 a.m. and being damn lucky ii you got out of there at 9:30 at night. The public thinks that's glamorous because you're making lots of money. It's ideal being one of the most recognizable faces in the United States, yet when you're in the middle of all that, your life is going by and you don't know where the hell it went. You turn around and look at your peers, they're dying, they're stroking, farting out and- falling on their faces deader* than door nails. Then you begin to wonder what the hell all this is worth. Five years was enough for me and I left. You are given a great deal but for everything that's given to you,« something gets taken away from^ you. Moments f become minutes, days, years. The Merciad: If you could go d back to the beginning of set? 5 JQT "MASH" is there anything you Linville: The time I was there, would change in Frank Burn's >« not at ail. Only Alan did more character? than one job. For us that was really all there was to it. The script Linville: Nothing, not a thing. came up, his name was on it, the There has been some horse's ass director came in and it was him. criticism that he should have been That as the only mark of delinea- a more fully-rounded human betion. We were all partners, an ing, but these are people with no ensemble, and if anyone got out conception of dramatic art. If he of line or became egocentric, even would have changed in any way, Alan, we would jive them hell to he^wouldn't have been' funny. regain the sense of proportion. That's my one criticism of the That comes from being theater show as it went on. By the year not film people; sine, everybody was Hawkeye. Who was das antagonist? Who ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ The question I'm was the dipsh-? Who* was she sure cvtryoue asks, why did you leave the show?, "• m f 1" ? t 4 i « « i- -. *r ! • • -I • v V | * * 4fe av * * » V PAGE 6 44 a!.-, irlerciau Bandits f Quite A Bore by Brian Sheridan From the film's title, and from its advertisements, SKY BANDITS appears to be about two turn-of-the-century bank robbers who turn from attacking on horseback to dropping on banks and trains from a newly invented biplane. Wrong. After seeing the movie and discovering it has to do with World War I and very little about^ Western bank robbers, I feel that this should have been titled BOX OFFICE BANDITS. SKY BANDIT'S two main characters resemble every cliche that has ever been used in a "buddy" film but really steals from the classic "buddy" film, BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID. Just like Butch and Sundance, Luke (Jeff Osterhage) and Barney (Scott McGinnis) are bank robbers at the turn of the century and Barney always uses too many explosives on the job, blowing the bank into smithereens. After this opening, you expect one to turn to the other and say "Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?" If brains were dynamite, though, these two wouldn't have had enough to blow their nose. They get caught robbing a bank, but instead of going to prison, they are drafted into the army and sent to France to fight World War I. It's here, twenty minutes into the film, that you begin to suspect that you're not going to get what you've been promised. Now at the front, Luke and Barney somehow just simply walk away from their regiment, never are missed and hook up with a British Air Force outfit after destroying one of their biplanes. Now instead of being shot they are taught how to fly despite their inabilities to read or think logically. Don't ask me why Luke and Barney just don't sneak away like they did before; I can't even figure out why they have the odd habit of using each other's name after every other sentence as if they feared forgetting to whom they were speaking if they didn't. Now from the title, you would guess they learn to fly, steal the planes and start a barn-storming bank-robbing scam in France. That's not even considered by these two numbskulls. This film now becomes a limp version of THE BLUE MAX as Barney and Luke agree to shoot down a German airship that's as big as a city, which has been raining death Original Choreography T o Highlight Recital by Kelley Moore The Mercyhurst College Dance Dept. is presenting Dance Esoterica, Nov. 13, 14, and 15 at 8:15 p.m. and Nov. 16 at 2:30 p.m. in Zurn Recital Hall on The Mercyhurst campus. The. event displays the versatility c$ Mercyhurst dancers in both classical and modern ballet. There will be five different works choreographed by JeanMarc Baier, the director of the Dance Dept., June Hines, instructor of Ballet, and Dafna Rathouse, an invited guest Linville continued from page 1 After all, his ultimate goal was to be a test pilot at Edwards Air Force Base, not that far from his boyhood home in Sacramento. He was born in the small northern California town of Ojai, in 1939, into a family that he describes as, "being run by my father, the fascist. His name was Sir$" According to Linville his initial interest in things thespian did not exist until puberty threw his glandular system amok. Then in a fevered search for surcease, he even tried football until deciding that it was too painful, even as a means of becoming attractive to young ladies of the female persuasion. When he learned that the high school drama club had 25 girls and no boys, his opportunity presented itself and he seized it. He even convinced a brawny friend from the football team to join him. The Air Force and the gridiron both lost Larry Linville to acting. With the spread of American television, it is no exaggeration to say that their loss was our gain. "T ; I originally from Israel, who has worked with the Bat* Dor Dance Co. and JCubbuti Danc^Co^in. Israel, and various other companies in Spain and the USA. Baier choreographed the music of Bella Bartok's in "Unfinished Journey." This work deals with the weight of tragic events in a human's past and frustration at the absurdity of present. \ The second work, "Windows," which is a result of the collaboration of Baier and Rathouse, deals with the outer image of men and women in a micro-society. "Tender Ties" choreographed by Rathouse, deals with a sensitive relationship between a man and a woman. Cesar Franck composed the music of the this work. Hines has choreographed and is featured in "In Dreams Only," music written by Samuel Barber. The subject of this work is that, in dreams, anything is possible in a I relationship. Angela Elston has written a poem or this particular work, which will be part of the performance. The last work "Graduation V Ball" is a one act comic ballet restaged by Hines. Baier commented "ft-wttHfraw a-«:rea*-deal of laughter." This work focusesj on an evening of gala,-put#n by girls at a finishing school in Vienna to entertain graduates of a nearby academy. Father Chuck Schmitt of Campus Ministry, and! Danielle Hahm of Meryhurst's HRM Dept. are featured in this ^performance. The music is by Strauss, as well as original choreography to the music of Bartok, Samuel Barber, Franck, and Astol Piazzola. Baier, the Director of Mercyhurst's Dance Dept. since 1984, j is enthusiastic about Dance Esoterica. He asserts the "performers get better and better every year." Baier believes as a result of time "the works show more potential to get the realm of choreography improved." Tickets are available at the door and in advance. Admission for the Mercyhurst community is free. Adults, $3.50. Senior Citizens $1.00. For reservations or more information, call 825-0257. JT O r U I T l continued from page radical conservative? Nobody. In human being as they have seen the first year there was only one them. If they're disgusting, fine. Hawkeye, only one liberal voice If they're noble and wonderful, of reason of, humanity and fine* everybody else was a kind of horse's ass for one reason or The Merciad: If someone in the another. Look at year nine. Even Hot Lips is being a bloody future looks back over the career Hawkeye in drag. Where's the of Larry Linville, what do you contrastvwhere's the color? Peo- want them to rememeber? ple are not all the same. The acLinville: I have a*daughter tor's profession is to portray these people and not kid the public and who's 17 going on 40. Screw show say "I don't like my image so I'll business. If 1 could have any type change and show you I'm kind of epitaph, it would be that 1 was and loving." That's crap, that's a good father. The rest of it ego. An actor's job is to portray a d o e s n ' t m e a n shd NOVEMBER 7,1986 down from the skies on the troops. It would have been all right if SKY BANDITS wanted to play war, had they fulfilled two requirements to all good adventure films. One, give us characters we care about, or at least like; and two, and most important, make the action exciting. McGinnis and Osterhage need a crash course in charisma. They are supposed to be loveable rogues, but since they can't transmit any kind of charm to the audience, they come off as nothing more than knuckleheads. The chemistry between them comes through only when they are punching each other in the face, something they do with curious frequency. The script gives them dull dialogue to recite, and the funniest trait scriptwriter Thorn Keyes created for Barney was that he kept forgetting his matches with which to ignite his dynamite. A totally yuckless piece of work devoid of any humor. After seeing hundreds of movies containing flawless, realistic looking special effects, you forget that not everyone is a George Lucas. SKY BANDITS uses techniques, like back projecting an image behind a plane set to make it appear to be flying, that cause it to Too the old SUPERMAN TV, series. The shots of the monstei airship are either fuzzy and out of focus or clouded in a tV/ so it won't look like a model. It doesn't help, and neither does the overuse of background paintings to create the illusion that it's a war torn country. j * The only effects that work are the explosions, which are done to an excess. Director Zoran Perisic follows the rule "when in doubt blow it up" quite closely as planes, buildings and fields go up needlessly in flashes of fire and smoke. Another curious quirk of Perisic's is that he rarely shows people indoors. Everyone, from the commander of the squadron to the local girls, stands around outside, staring skyward, as if j they hope the great god of film will take them from such a wretched picture. Another reason could be that they spent all of the budget money creating those whiz-bang special effects, and couldn't afford sets. SKY BANDITS wouldn't have needed state-of-the-art special effects had it just had a clever script. We aren't that jaded yet that we need everything to look totally realistic. I could have even forgiven the film's conclusion that dives straight into silly fantasy as airplanes fashioned from cars and spare parts try to attack the Ger* hfff^Wtth the-Wand and uncreative script though, SKY ! BANDITS goes over as well as a lead zeppelin. rrs HOMEsrvLEf *ALL DAY EVERY DAY ?*• • . - • * , T.M nDair o L/>: *» Oali Quoc Pine Avenue < Dairy Queen/Brazier 4501 Pine Avenue Erie, Pa. 16504 O j J era* Dainj Queen **. ** r i ^r brazier. I N th« betlmeet deal going. 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Auditions for two short skits to be presented at the Christmas Madrigal Dinner on Dec. 4,5 and 6 will be held on Sunday, Nov.9 at 1:00 in the Little Theatre. No preparation or experience is necessary. There will be seven r e h e a r s a l s p r i o r to the performance. STUDENT DIRECTORIES Commuters can pick up their copy ol the current student directory in the Student Union or from Sister Damien at the Information desk. 13,14,and 15 at 8:15, and Nov. 16 at 2:30. Admission is $3.50 for adults and $1.00 for students and Senior Citizens. For reservations and more information call 825-0257. All peformances will be held in Zurn Recital Hall. RECRUITERS ON CAMPUS The following recruiters will be on campus this week: State Farm Insurance • Nov. 12, for all majors; PA State Police - Nov. 13, for all majors; U.S. Marine Corps - Nov. 11, for all majors - interviewing for officer training programs. SEMINAR DANCE The Dance Department of Mercyhurst College will present DANCE ESOTERICA on Nov. CLOTHING DRIVE S.A.C. is sponsoring a clothing drive through Nov. 20. Drop off clothing in the S.A.C. office. SHUTTLES Shuttles will be available to the football game S a t u r d a y . Times will be announced. R FAMILY FEUD Everyone is invited to attend the Family Feud game this evening in the Back Porch Cafe at 7 p.m. MOVIE The movie for this week is VISION QUEST at 7 p.m. in the Student Union. The D'Angelo School of Music, Mercyhurst College, presents the second concert of their 1986-87 Concert Recital Series on November 16, at 2:30PM, at the Tech Memorial High School auditorium, 3325 Cherry Street. At this concert the New York: Vocal Arts Ensemble will perform works by Schubert, Brahms, Ravel, Strauss, and Folk Songs of the British Isles. CONCERT K104 presents Alice The Washington Star called Cooper with speqml euest Vmme them "as fine a vocal quartet as Vincent in concert, Nov. 9 at the you can hear anywhere.'* After Civic Center. Tickets are $13.75 in their debut in Paris, the music advance and $14.75 the day of the critic wrote that the New York show, and are on sale at the box Vocal * Arts Ensemble provided office and all Ticketrons. Charge "some of the most beautiful by phone 452-4857. <v $ sounds ever heard." The New York Vocal Arts Ensemble has performed throughout the United States, Canada, South America, and Europe. They have performed in New York City at Lincoln Center's Alice Tully Hall, the New York Cultural Center and for the New York Choral Society. Butches Nuts Allegheny Mosey Inn Mercyhurst Mercyhurst Who Knows ^ Gannon Behrend GENUINE I I PIZZA & DELICATESSEN Hours: Tues., Wed.,* Thurs., Sun. 5-11:00 p.m.; Fri.,Sat.5-1a.m. FREE DELIVERY l SAVE *2 .vX. - F OO LARGE FRESH DOUGH CHEESE PIZZA . With 2 extra items of your choice or * LARGE CALZONE With 4 items Of Your Choice OO $ -_J each Expires 11/14/86 •e*g» mm - •» 455-6119 DINE IN OR CARRY OUT Mercyhurst John Carrol! Undertakers i. TONYtSABELLA'S Mercyhurst Behrend . . _ , _ .„,.._ They record for the Vox, Turnabout and Desto Labels. The concert is free of charge, but tickets must be requested by calling the D'Angelo School of Music at 825-0394. Volleyball Soooer Mercyhurst Diamond Men Vocal Group Performs at D'Angelo Concert Series The Career Services Office will be presenting a seminar on interviewing skills on Nov. 12 at 1:30 in the Heritage Room, Main 203, The Merciad is 'seeking photographers and reporters to develop their skills with the camera or the pen. \ {Apply by contacting Mr. Dennis McCarthy, Brian Sheridan or Chris Kovski at the Merciad office - the' basement of Baldwin Hall, phone 825-0376 Intra murals (Football) The New York Vocal Arts Ensemble. Raymond Beegle, Artistic Director. * ;£ - • V 4 v* \ • y ' rfM J . * ' • ' r t r < i • — i i * -I I r r VF • • 1 PAGE 8 &ru* iHerciad NOVEMBER 7,1986 Season Record 15-4-1 Lakers Finish Season With School record for most wins in a season. The 'Hurst finished with the The Mercyhurst Laker soccer record after? action last week, team finished its season with a posting a win over Penn State15-4-1 record. This record not on- Behrend before losing to second ly tops last year's impressive ranked Gannon in extra time, two figures but also sets a new school ten-minute periods played in the event of a tie. ? The Lakers' game against Gannon proved to be one of the best yet. The Lakers scored first, early in the second half. Senior Tom Mulligan scored at the 47 minute mark of the game. Gannon came back eight minutes later to even the score at 1-1. The match ended in a lie before Gannon capitalized in the extra time periods. The Knights scored once in each ten minute extra time session giving them a 3-1 victory. i' Earlier in the week the Lakers scored a record-tying tenth shutout as they posted a 1-0 win Chris Mohr advances the ball past a Gannon defender in Saturday's over Penn State Behrend. Derry Kiely scored for the 'Hurst off game. by Jennifer Conmy » » by Jane Anne Mohr - There's a group on campus making a big splash! It's the Mercyhurst Swimming and Diving Team. Next Friday the team will travel to the Wittenburg Invitational meet in Ohio where they will compete against Wittenburg, Ohio Northern, Mount Union and Wooster College. Although this will be their first time at the Wittenburg Invitational, the Lakers expect to dive into one of the top three places. Pool time for the swimming and diving team at Tech Memorial High School-has been limited because of scheduled water polo games. Coach Terry Stempit has Donnough Shaffrey's assist. Freshman John Melody also recorded his seventh shutout of the season in goal. The Lakers out shot Behrend 17-1 in the match. Head coach Rick Burns stated he "was real pleased with the spirit and intensity of play the team showed in the Gannon game." He went on to say that the team tried as hard they could and played and even match with Gannon for 90 minutes. Gannon dominated the extra time periods and recorded the win. * The Lakers have scored the highest number of goals in the NCAA for the '86 season with 78, while giving up only 20. Sophomore defender Tim Valento was named athlete of the week for Bernie Valento (left) and Tom Bade (middle) defend against Gannon's Oct. 27 to Nov. 2. iu Todd Linden math, v -2&Lji' > New Floor, NewRegulations -» Mercyhurst College installed, a new floor in the Campus Center over the summer. According to Dave Cherico, Director of Athletic Maintenance, the new floor is replacing the synthetic rubber floor that had been in supplemented the workout with place for 10 years. weightlifting and aerobics for The new floor is a hardwood both swimmers and divers. floor, which means there will now k This year's diving * coach is be tougher rules regarding the use Doug Vickey, a four year letter- of the floor. Because the floor is man at Kent State, who also dove I for Wright State. "He really knows his stuff," said Nanette Downey, a first year college diver who has some past competitive experience. Divers with past competitive experience as well as summertime fun divers are welcomed on the team. National competition for swimming and diving will be held in Long Beach, California. £wThli year's co-captains are Mary Kaliszak, Jane Anne Mohr, Denny Hogan, and John Ritz. SwimTeamtBegins 86 87 Season Congratulations to the co-ed intramural volleyball winners "Who Knows". Sign upsjor Intramural basketball teams are now being taken. Pick up maters In rosters back 30 Turkey Trot Fun Run Thur., Nov. 20 at 3 p.m. The first male and female finishers get the choice of a ham or turkey. Sign up now In the Intramural.Office by Nov. 20 at 2:30 p.m. J Record tt_i w x id no street shoes or turf cleats will be permitted on the floor. Also, no black soled shoes of any kind will be permitted on the new floor. 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