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NEWSLETTER
P A R T I E S
ISSUE 4
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APRIL 2015
Hi! Welcome to an entertaining bulletin packed with Jokes, games, photos and trivia for the whole family!
FUNNIEST JOKES OF THE MONTH
Q. What begins with T finishes with T and has T in it?
A. A teapot! Harrison, 8 of Footscray
Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A. Day-scare centres! Evie, 7 of Mernda.
Q. Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
A. Because he’s always spotted. Ruby, 7 of Boronia
MOST POPULAR GAME OF THE MONTH
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AFL Super Kick!
The only game of footy you can play inside.
Set up the goal posts, play the footy theme songs
and start the match. Played on your knees, you
bang the players head to kick the ball. Rotate the
foot to control the direction of the ball and aim to
kick it straight through the goals. Test your skills.
Up there Cazaly, Jesaulenko you beauty and go the
mighty Tigers… eat ‘em alive... go you good things!
FORGOTTEN TV SHOW OF THE MONTH
COOL KID OF THE MONTH
Lost In Space (1965 - 1968)
A space colony family struggles to survive when a spy/ accidental
stowaway throws their ship hopelessly off course.
Andy says: “who could forget the cowardice Dr Smith, the Pantomime
villain always calling the robot a “bumbling booby” and being so shifty.
PICK THE FLICK
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Let me set the scene about a film released in 1991…
“An android returns from the future to save a boy, John Connor, from a
murderous shape-changing robot. John’s mother, Sarah Connor, has been
committed to an asylum and knows that her son will grow up a leader”.
Arnold Schwarzenegger played the leading role, can you pick the Flick?
Emily Jane, aged 2 of Keilor Village.
FAMOUS BIRTHDAYS IN APRIL
April 03 Eddie Murphy: 53 Years Old.
April 07 Russell Crowe: 50 Years Old.
April 11 Jeremy Clarkson: 54 Years Old.
April 21 Queen Elizabeth II: 88 Years Old.
April 22 Jack Nicholson: 77 Years Old.
April 23 John Cena: 37 Years Old.
April 25 Al Pacino: 74 Years Old.
April 30 Willie Nelson: 81 Years Old.
WHERE’S WALLY ANDY?
TESTIMONIAL
TIGHT SQUEEZE
"Andy entertained all the kids at my wife’s
40th in a small function room. Had the
dads doing the Hockey Pokey. Haven’t done
that since my wedding day. Earlier, the
mums were outdoing the kids in the limbo.
With limited space, Andy knew how to
make the best of a difficult situation."
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- Simon, Forest Hill
GUESS THE YEAR
News
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Born
Died
Movies
Bob Hawke is Prime Minister
Television
Dollar falls to all-time low of 57.3 US cents
22 years old
Music
Lady Gaga, Pop star
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Cary Grant
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Crocodile Dundee
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Neighbours
Who’s the Boss
Bananarama / Venus
John Farnham / You’re the voice
At Talag wings the Melbourne Cup
Robert DiPierdomenico wins the Brownlow
Hawthorn are Premiers
DRAWING CONCLUSIONS
Can you name these celebrities or the characters? Enter your answers below.
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THOUGHT OF THE MONTH
Remember, fatty foods are like destiny: They too shape our ends.
NAMES IN ROCK AND THE STORIES BEHIND THEM
The Eagles
They wanted a simple, non-dating, all American word. The Eagle is the symbol of the US, it’s currency and
other countries. It had American Indians and astrological tie-ins.
Bay City Rollers
In true “coming to America” style their manager blindly stuck a pin a map and found Bay City in Michigan. The
name harped back to surf music and tied in with rock, while hinting at a rolling stones pun.
Three Dog Night
The group had three lead singers and wanted to name to reflect this. He turned to a dictionary where he
found a little-known expression from Australia – where Aborigines used to keep warm at night by sleeping
alongside their dogs. One Dog night, chilly. Two Dog night, colder. Three dog night, freezing.
ANDY’S WORD SEARCH
Complete Andy’s word search, and enter the left over letters below to find the secret message.
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1. No matter how big a piece of paper is it can only
be folded seven times? T/F
2. There are four holes in a ten pin bowling ball? T/F
3. Sumo wrestlers sprinkle sugar on the floor before a bout? T/F
4. There are three `Ss’ in the word misspells? T/F
BRAIN-TEASER
Q. How did scientists know
Adam and Eve were the first
human beings on earth?
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ANDY’S SHOWS
FOR MUMS & DADS
40th’s / Hens / Suprises / Trivia Nights / Fundraisers
A perfect party starter. Very cheeky but never rude.
Get a group together and invite Andy to strut his stuff.
A mixture of trivia, magic, adult games, singalongs and his
fast-paced sense of humour is the formula for a great party!
Party like it’s 1999, from $199.
YOUR STARS / HORROR-SCOPES
Aries: March 21 - April 20
People will be magnetically drawn to you this month. Travel is on the cards, so put your left foot
in, your left foot out, your left foot in and you shake it all about. You do the horoscopey and you
turn around, that’s what Aries is about!
WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT ANDY
In the 80’s he was on the TV Show “Perfect Match”. He chose a girl named Joy Hose. In the 90s on “The
Price is Right” he missed the $25,000 showcase by one item which he got around the wrong way.
WHO AM I?
Born 1965 in New York City (Squint eyes, step back to best view photo)
He always wanted to follow in his fathers footsteps and after
getting himself in hot water, in 1996 he announced that he had
become a christian...
Some of his films include:
1986 – Fern’s Bueller’s Day
1986 – Platoon
1988 – Young Guns
1989 – Major League
1990 – The Rookie
2006 – Scary Movie 4
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ROMANCE AND AN ESCAPE FROM THE KIDS
• Re-visit the place where you proposed marriage. Take along a bottle of champagne and reminisce!
• Don’t simply have breakfast in bed-make it an elegant feast. Use your good china and crystal with candles.
• Listen to her! Don’t problem-solve, don’t give advice, don’t agree or disagree, just listen. Validate her often,
when men think women are looking for answers, they’re simply looking for compassion and understanding!
• Go to a carnival, fair or amusement park together. Plan to blow an entire roll of dollars on silly games.
Memory Lane: Andy, aged 4, July 1969
SHOWS IN THE SUBURBS
Last month, Andy performed in all of these suburbs... WOW!
Hawthorn
Kilsyth South
Greensborough
Tullamarine
Port Melbourne
Croydon
Epping
Richmond
Werribee
Footscray West
Flinders
Mentone
Lilydale
Murrumbeena
Research
Springvale
Elwood
Packenham
Greenvale
Kealba
Hurstbridge
Botanic Ridge
Diamond Creek
Camberwell
Bayswater
Belmont
CBD
Flemington
Keilor Downs
Fountain Gate
Brunswick East
Point Cook
Broadford
Ringwood
South Yarra
Cheltenham
EPILOGUE
For a free night out and good food, catch me each week performing in Hotel Bistro’s. You can visit my
website and click ‘ON TOUR’ for details… and a BIG thanks for your ongoing support! Andy (Andy’s Antics)
HOW TO CONTACT ANDY:
Phone: (03) 9432 0891
Mobile: 0402 091 965
Email: andysantics@optusnet.com.au
Address: 148 Main Rd, Lower Plenty 3093
Website: www.andysantics.com.au
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