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Short and Sharp 9 June 2015 Greetings Everyone This week we
Rotary Club of Glenferrie inc. PRESIDENT Robert Winspear SECRETARY Michael Berry TREASURER Carol Benson www.glenferrierotary.org.au secretary@glenferrierotary.org.au EDITOR Ian Dobson Please forward copy for the bulletin as a PDF to idobson@dobsons.com.au MEETINGS Tuesdays 6pm for 6.30pm Kooyong Lawn Tennis Club 489 Glenferrie Road Kooyong Vic 3144 Melways Map Ref 59 C3 Bookings Email Cheryl Pisterman secretarial@inmyhouse.com.au Contact Cheryl Pisterman for all attendance matters by midday Friday prior to the Tuesday meeting. If you do not attend a meeting and have not informed Cheryl Pisterman of your absence by mid-day of the previous Friday, you will be obliged to pay for the meal. If you wish to bring a partner, visitor or guest, please inform Cheryl no later than mid-day of the previous Friday. Glenferrie Rotarian Issue: Vol 43 #2 30th June, 2015 PROGRAM DATE SPEAKER TOPIC CHAIR 7th July Elaine Saunders Listening & Communicating Newton Langford 14th July Etienne The magic of your mind Don Moore 21st July Raelene Hunt ROMAC Jane Gilchrist 28th July Chris De Fraga How not to crash a car Ian Salek Support the Club and bring your spouse or your friends to our weekly meeting. Everyone welcome. FROM THE PRESIDENT Thank you to all members who contributed to the discussion at the club forum this week. I felt a lot of interesting ideas were put forward to improve the club To keep getting the good speakers John Suriano has been able to bring to the Club, he feels we sometimes have to give them more time than twenty minutes. To make more time we may not have the sergeants’ session every week and talking to members it is felt that it has developed more into a quiz session rather than fines for members misbehaviour. To make it fun if you have any odd stories to tell about members getting up to mischief, just drop me an email and I will pass it on anonymously to the sergeant for the next meeting. Main points of discussion were about the necessity to find another fund raiser in case we lose the Farmers Market. Although this is unlikely. It was suggested that we should make patrons at the market aware of where the money raised is distributed on a display board. I am sure the Farmers Market Committee will consider this. Various suggestions were put regarding new members from looking at different ethnic groups in the community to having the introducing member sit in on the interview. The more discussed issue of the evening was about how often the Club should meet. Gabe Hau our ADG responded to this, advising that the District has softened its attitude and it may not be required for clubs to meet weekly. I have spoken to many members individually on this topic and very different and divisive views are evident. As it was only voted on seven or eight months ago I feel there are more important things to do getting a new administration settled before we look at this again. If members raise it then it will have to be in the second half of the Rotary year. I attend the last of the cluster clubs change over meetings this week. The DGs who have to sit through these hot air sessions one after another deserve a medal. It has made me very aware of keeping things brief and to the point. I hope for your sake I can achieve this. Keep safe, take care. THIS BULLETIN IS FOR MEMBERS USE ONLY Rotary Club of Glenferrie inc. Glenferrie Rotarian Issue: Vol 43 #2 30th June, 2015 DUTIES Date Set up /Down Cashiers Welcome 7th July Brendan Rice JCheryl Pisterman, Ian Salek Helena Wimpole 14th July Richard Blakeman Hugh Bowers, Don Moore Carol Benson 21st July Michael Berry Bob Scott, Norm Fary Don Heath 28th July Jeremy Romanes Michael Hills, John Hudson Janie Pirret 4th Aug Newton Langford Hugh Bowers, Brendan Rice HOW TO START A FIGHT Salvo’s Bread Run Roster. Note: The key safe number has changed in Jan 2015. At 6.30pm meet at Bakers Delight, Camberwell & deliver the bread to the Salvation Army in Bowen Street 9th July Rae Pang & Richard Blakeman 16th July Helena Wimpole & Janie Pirret 23rd July Don Moore & Michael Hills 30th July Wayne Worladge& Charles Tran 6th Aug Ian Dobson & Jane Mitchell 13th Aug Michelle Boden & Richard Blakeman 20th Aug John Hudson & Janie Pirret Attendance for 30th June, 2015 One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And that’s how the fight started..... --------------------------------------------------------------------My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?’ ‘No,’ she answered. I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’ She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ‘Yes...’ So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.” And that’s when the fight started... --------------------------------------------------------------------My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, “Do you know him?” “Yes”, she sighed, “He’s my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn’t been sober since.” “My God!” I said, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?” And then the fight started... Members:26/43 Apologies: Ted Baillieu; Hugh Bowers; Keith Duncan; Mark Ellis; Jane Gilchrist; Bruce Gough; Don Heath; Thelma Hutchison; Trevor Mackey; Paul Nugent; Rae Pang; Brendan Rice; Terry Rolleston; Jeremy Romanes; Ian Salek; Geoff Wood. Visting Rotarians: Gabe Hau (DG’s Rep) Farmers’ Market Roster 2015 current as at 2/7/2015 July 18th early (6:3010.00am) Winspear, Robert Captain July 18th late (10:00am1:30pm) Salek, Ian Captain Mitchell, Jane Whitehead, Helen Hutchison, Thelma Romanes, Jeremy Rice, Brendon. Salek, Heather Romanes, Jeremy Suriano, John Dobson, Ian Langford, Newton Swinburne Rotaract (1) Foundation Boroondara (2) Foundation Boroondara (2) August 15th August 15th early (6:3010.00am) Mackey, Trevor late (10:00am1:30pm) Captain Pisterman, Cheryl Captain Ellis, Mark Wimpole, Helena Mackey, Brenda Fary, Norm Moore, Don Fary, Barbara Pirret, Janie Suriano, John Winspear, Robert Tran, Charles Swinburne Rotaract (1) Foundation Boroondara (2) Foundation Boroondara (2) August 29th early (6:3010.00am) Langford, Newton Captain August 29th late (10:00am1:30pm) Gregory, Paul Captain Ellis, Mark Whitehead, Helen Harries, Peter Hogan, Robert Hutchison, Thelma Hogan, Miffy Scott, Robert Volunteer required Worladge, Wayne Wimpole, Helena Swinburne Rotaract (1) Foundation Boroondara (2) Foundation Boroondara (2) Farmers’ Market Roster 2015 current as at 2/7/2015 September 19th early (6:3010.00am) September 19th late (10:00am1:30pm) Captain Suriano, John Captain Bowers, Hugh Gilchrist, Jane Langford, Newton Gregory, Paul Mackey, Brenda Hutchison, Thelma Rice, Brendan Duncan, Keith Willmott, Ian Duncan, Ineke Willmott, Fran Wischer, John Gate Swinburne Rotaract (1) (2) Foundation Boroondara (2) Mackey, Trevor Foundation Boroondara October 17th October 17th early (6:3010.00am) Moore, Don Captain late (10:00am1:30pm) Rice, Brendan Captain Berry, Michael Baillieu, Ted Heath, Don Fary, Norm Heath, Glenis Hills, Michael Hutchison, Thelma Hills, Janet Winspear, Robert Rice, Lorraine Rolleston, Terry Swinburne Rotaract (1) Foundation Boroondara (2) Foundation Boroondara October 31st early (6:3010.00am) Mackey, Trevor (2) Gate October 31st late (10:00am1:30pm) Captain Pisterman, Cheryl Captain Benson, Carol Blakeman, Richard Dobson, Ian Fary, Norm Bowers, Hugh Fary, Barbara Mackey, Brenda Spencer, Lynette Wimpole, Helena Pisterman, David Swinburne Rotaract (1) Foundation Boroondara (2) Foundation Boroondara (2) Farmers’ Market Roster 2015 current as at 2/7/2015 November 21st early (6:3010.00am) Benson, Carol Captain November 21st late (10:00am1:30pm) Hogan, Robert Captain Ellis, Mark Blakeman, Richard Gilchrist, Jane Hills, Michael Scott, Robert Hills, Janet Willmott, Fran Hogan, Miffy Willmott, Ian Worladge, Wayne Wischer, John Swinburne Rotaract (1) Foundation Boroondara (2) Foundation Boroondara (2) Gate December 19th early (6:3010.00am) December 19th late (10:00am1:30pm) Captain Pisterman, Cheryl Heath, Don Baillieu, Ted Heath, Glenis Pisterman, David Mackey, Trevor Romanes, Jeremy Mackey, Brenda Spencer, Lynette Moore, Don Willmott, Fran Pirrett, Janie Willmott, Ian Rolleston, Terry Swinburne Rotaract (1) (2) Foundation Boroondara (2) Berry, Michael Foundation Boroondara Captain Gate Queen Victoria Market Showcasing Rotary’s amazing International projects! 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