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this befuddled universe :: music reviews with personality :: © 2005–2006 TSNull ABOUT 14 JANUARY 2006 PLEASE VISIT: CD Review: Jeff Laine's Long Way To Go JANUARY 2006 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Email Me PUBLICATION GUIDELINES The Table Name: 3 4 5 6 7 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 RECENT POSTS CD (Release date): Long Way To Go (February, 2003) Genre: ``When people ask what kind of music I play, I tell them 'good'.'' (J.L.) Genre (Reviewer): Bluesy Rock Yahoo: fuddlefreak CD Review: Jeff Laine's Long Way To Go NWBL March Madness in January Times 4: Concert Review CD Review: Emmaline Muchmore's Just a Cherry Marching towards the madness AIM: fuddlefreak Skype: TSNull FEEDS 2 8 Jeff Laine :: Submissions Procedures :: MY ONLINE STATUS 1 ``Sounds like'': ``The greatest compliment I ever got was when someone recently said I sounded like Roy Orbison. THAT person thinks more of me than I do of myself because no one sounds like Roy Orbison. Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Iggy Pop, Nick Cave, Leonard Cohen are a lot closer to my vocal range and style'' (J.L.). Blame Sally to perform in Berkeley, CA Great Song: Shelley Miller's ``Hurricane" Mini-Review: Eddie Tadross' EP ``Demo" Going to the Next Level: Step 4, Ratings Subscribe to this blog's feed PUBLISH YOUR BEST CONCERT PHOTOS HERE: ``Sounds like'' (Reviewer): ``Lenny Kravitz channeling Tom Waits.'' Residence: Los Angeles, CA Befuddled Music Announcement: 26 Dec 2005 ARCHIVES January 2006 Playing region: Local/National/Europe December 2005 November 2005 Ambition: ``To be someone my son will be proud to call `Dad' '' (J.L.). October 2005 September 2005 August 2005 Website: http://www.jefflaine.com/ April 2005 March 2005 ************************ Ambition: info@jefflaine.com February 2005 January 2005 GET YOUR NEW CD REVIEWED! Let creative stories promote your back catalog! Email me. ************************* Rating: 5=Perfect CATEGORIES Announcements befuddled Photo ************************* My Take befuddled Photo Events This is the type of bluesy rock that I've loved since the days I first heard Tom Waits sing on Dinah Shores daytime talk show back when my hair was still dark brown. I tend to prefer the melancholy slow numbers, but live crowds probably get their batteries charged by Laine's steamy up-tempo numbers like ``Jack Me Up.'' I very much wish I could have seen Laine give a concert before doing this review. ************************* CURRENT FAVORITE MUSICIANS The bluesy rock type of music that Jeff Laine sings is rather like coffee. Now I make coffee using Folgers Coffee Singles, and I would think that if you're a coffee drinker the odds are pretty good you would like Folgers Coffee Singles, too. On the other hand, if you're exclusively a tea drinker, and you don't care too much for coffee, you probably won't like Folgers Coffee Singles. Blame Sally Kaki King Kris Delmhorst Tina Schlieske RECOMMENDED LINKS Electronic Frontier Foundation MP3 Newswire Monika Britt Film Great Music! Music NWBL People Places Religion Site Business Sports Likewise, if you also like the kind of bluesy rock that Laine sings, then I think its a pretty safe beat that you will like Jeff Laine's music. On the other hand, if this bluesy rock type of music isn't your cup of tea, you better stick with Lipton. Sisters Morales Sons of the Never Wrong FaV TV Stuff that Works Submissions Television My Bias I walked into this job the day the old guy walked out. Right off the boss asked me, ``Kid, what do you know about music?'' ``Nothing,'' I answered, ``but I can play a boom box.'' Things RESOURCES FOR INDIE MUSICIANS AP Resources @ ARIEL Publicity Lighthouse Mastering ``A comic, too. That's even better. Boy, go write a review for every CD in those stacks over there. No hurry, just two reviews every week.'' CD Baby Digital Distribution Psychometrika CDs Rate Your Music SJ Spiders Photos The boss never came back, but I've been stuck here in the corner of the office ever since with only my Folgers, my turquoise boom box, my memo pad, my number two pencil, and a small mountain of CDs. The PracTeX Journal Tim Null Powered by TypePad Member since 12/2004 Add me to your TypePad People list FAVS Pure Music Magazine NPR: All Songs Considered The Bio Jeff Laine is from Detroit. Detroit had a huge impact on Laine's life and music. Detroit is a tough town, and that's just before lunch. Nobody I know will ask a Detroit cop for help. They say the Los Angeles cops that beat Rodney King took a cop seminar in Detroit. When people from Michigan say they're going to the city, they usually mean Chicago. The Indie Bible Given Laine's experience, I am surprised that he isn't already (a) rich and famous, (b) a cult icon, and (c) dead. You can read Laine's full official bio here. The Interview My FURL news Movie Database (IMDb) All Music Guide TBU: As far back as I can remember I have always disliked the ``Frankie & Johnie'' song, so I am curious why other people seem to enjoy the song. Why did you include ``Frankie & Johnie'' on your CD? New CD releases New DVD releases JL: You are one of the few people who do not like that song. It has received more airplay than any other on the CD. It is also a favorite at live shows. Find me on MySpace.com http://Technorati Profile All that aside, what is great about Frankie and Johnie is that it represents an unbroken thread in American Folk music. The song predates the Civil War. It has been recorded since the invention of the phonograph record. The 1st version I have heard is from Jimmie Rodgers in the 1930's. It has been covered by virtually all the great songsters in Modern American Music. Also for me personally I am interested in acknowledging my debt to those songsters. Hopefully, someone who has never had an opportunity to hear these great HELP OUR NEIGHBORS: Hopefully, someone who has never had an opportunity to hear these great talents (as they are no longer popular and played on the radio) will hear Frankie and Johnie and it will be the beginning of a musical education. Perhaps it will open a door for some kid somewhere and he/she will realize that there is way more to music than Britney Spears and American Idol. Since you got me started...there is this big impulse by many would be artists to be absolutely ``unique''—a one of a kind. Pop star musical messiahs heralding the dawn of a new creation. This is such bullshit, and is in many ways supported by the media. If you really look at the evolution of any Art or Science it is an ongoing process of learning from our predecessors. Listen to Beethoven, especially in his earlier work, and you will hear the influence of Haydn (who he studied with). Supposedly Beethoven hated the old fart—thought him old fashion etc. None the less, perhaps without Haydn, there would not have been a Beethoven. Now that is not to say that as artists we should try to copy others, but rather strive to discover the truth of the work itself, and then internalize it, and make that truth speak to an audience that would never be responsive unless it is presented in a form that is consistent with our current existence. So back to ``Frankie & Johnie'' maybe someone will be prompted to listen to my recording and it will open a wedge where they might be open to listening to those same Jimmie Rodgers recordings, which we cannot allow to disappear. Maybe that person is you, Tim,. Have you heard Jimmie Rogers do ``Frankie & Johnie''? TBU: I don't believe I've heard Jimmie Rodgers' version. I imagine I first heard the song on a old upright wood radio that was bigger than I was. I was probably a toddler, and it was probably played on WKZO. It was probably sung in a style not too much unlike a barber shop quartet or a very bad show tune. JL: Maybe I'm completely wrong. I think if you hadn't heard the previous version you would have liked my version. Which in a round about way means I'm completely right. I think you would hate the Jimmie Rodgers version, so that’s why it falls on me to do the song. TBU: Who were your favorite singers, when you were a kid? Who had the greatest impact on your music? JL: Favorite singers when I was growing up? That makes a big assumption that I ever grew up. Favorite singer? Roy Orbison is probably the best of all time. Paul Butterfield was the first band I ever saw. Mitch Ryder was a great singer. Growing up in Detroit...Smokey Robinson, Marvin Gaye, You may also be surprised that Detroit was a big Country Western center...lost Hillbillies who came to work in the auto factories. I used to watch the Grand Ole Opry on .TV. But that wasn’t something you could tell anybody about. Greatest impact? I don’t know. I've always been fickle. When I was a kid taking guitar lessons I used to steal Bob Dylan and Beatle sheet music from the Joe Fava guitar studio. Jimi Hendrix forever changed the way I heard music. Iggy and the MC5. I saw Wayne Kramer a couple months ago...he has a studio just down the block from me. I told him if it wasn’t for him I would have been an attorney. The jury is still out on that decision. TBU: What impact did studying classical music and symphonic composition have on your contemporary compositions? JL: Now I know when I am making mistakes. Does knowing that you are making a mistake prevent you from making it anyway? Often it is the mistake that propels me forward. So I think I am better at making mistakes The Songs ``Long Way To Go'': After listening only to this song, I was convinced I needed to review this CD. ``Long Way To Go'' reminded me of the many Tom Waits' to review this CD. ``Long Way To Go'' reminded me of the many Tom Waits' songs that I love. Later, when I listened to ``Frankie & Johnie'' and ``Jack Me Up,'' I recalled that Waits can sometimes annoy me greatly. Normally I won't try to analyze lyrics, but I'll make an exception here, because I want to use this song to illustrate the three points I mentioned about lyrics last week. Before I launch into my mini-tirade about good lyrics, I'll provide my interpretation of the lyrics in ``Long Way To Go.'' ``Long Way To Go'' begins with references to a crying wolf in the mountain. Then we have ``echoes,'' ``midnight sky,'' and a ``desert town.'' In a very few lines, using very few words, Laine creates some beautiful allusions to future impending dangers. The song also depends heavily on symbolism. At first blush one would think that it's a man telling of his love for a woman, but in two verses much of the symbolism is of childhood-type activities, so I would have to think those are references to a child—of the singer's love for the child. The second verse starts with numerous visual images of a person, or persons, pausing in their travels—be it a long journey, or just daily activities. Reinforcing the idea that this is a long journey. Then, rather than mentioning childhood symbols, it ends by referring to a lover. The third verse again ends with childhood symbolism, but it isn't readily obvious who's being referred to in the first four lines. It could be the wife and/or lover of the man singing the song. The person could be the mother of the child. But two lines confound the story. Those lines state, ``I hear you in the garden, silent as stone.'' How can you hear someone who is silent as stone? ``Long Way To Go'' feels autobiographical. We don't know much about Laine's personal life. We know he has a son. We know from his bio that ``his first wife lost her life to cancer.'' This last statement suggests that Laine remarried, and the obvious assumption might be that his second wife is the mother of his son. But if his first wife were the mother of his son, it would provide an explanation for the confusing lyric, ``I hear you in the garden, silent as stone.'' In the latter case, there could be the spirit of the child's mother—the spirit of the husband's wife—silently standing guard, protecting her family. Between the verses we have a short one-line chorus reminding us that ``we've come a long way, we got a long way to go.'' And throughout the song the music helps establish mood, underscores words, and gives emphasis to the phrasing. Now remember the point here isn't my interpretation of the lyrics. My interpretation is probably all caca! I provide my interpretation to help illustrate the three points I tried to make last week about lyrics. My thesis:``Long Way To Go'' demonstrates a song can have ``heavy-duty'' lyrics and still be audience friendly. One of my three points last week was keep lyrics simple. In a concert setting, even attentive audience members will probably only hear a small proportion of the words. If you wave a tennis ball over a dog's head long enough, he'll eventually decide you're going to throw it, and he'll wander off and get some Purina Dog Chow. If your audience can't figure out what a song is about, they'll start thinking about something more interesting; for example, next year's 1040 form. With ``Long Way To Go'' even someone on the dance floor, or someone at a table listening to the latest office gossip, will get the idea the song says that love is a long hard journey. So those folks will leave for home with a little melody in their head, and the fragment of a theme; that is, that love is a long hard journey. their head, and the fragment of a theme; that is, that love is a long hard journey. So I'm suggesting that you try to have a little melody and a little moral tucked inside every song like a Cracker Jack surprise, so your audience will head home after your concert with a handful of delightful toys. Hopefully one of those ``toys'' will be one or more of your CDs, and when they get home, if they are so inclined, they can delve into the deeper levels of your lyrics. That is my take on this subject, anyway. But what do I know? I can't sing, dance, or hand jive. I just sit and look pretty. ``Dead Man'': ``There's a beast in the city, he don't give a damn.'' What comes around, bites you in the butt; or Karma aint no Italian car. ``Frankie & Johnie'': Reviewer Michael Mee states, ``Laine gets really mean with a cover of the classic `Frankie and Johnie' that blows all the other versions out of the water.'' (Americana UK, 2004) ``Waiting For You'': If you are lucky, you can be found. ``All The Way Down'': A melancholy bottom of the barrel. ``'59 Les Paul'': This could be a really deep song, a political satire, or merely a cute song; whatever, it's lots of fun! The supposed thesis of the song is that the simple existence of the '59 Custom Les Paul guitar, proves the existence of God. This is a provocative, yet nonoffensive presentation. ``Son'': Might be the perfect song for the next Christening on your calendar (unless, of course, the guest of honor is a girl). ``Simple Man'': I'm broke, and uneducated; let's jump in bed. Sweet sentiment and melody. ``Jack Me Up'': Rollicking!!! It will get you hopping and stomping. Don't let this man down! And, yes, ``Jack,'' probably does mean every big and little thing that you can think up. ``Mercy'': Gals, grab your favorite hunk, go out on the dance floor, snuggle up, and just sway. I guarantee you'll get some tonight. This song is Jeff Laine's top download on iTunes. The Clips You can listen to ``Dead Man'' and ``Long Way To Go'' on Jeff Laine's website. Triflings (See interview.) The Rating Jeff Laine's music might be considered akin to drinking bourbon. Not everyone is going to like bourbon, but if you do, his music will go down as smoothly as anything you will find in Kentucky, and that is why I am giving Jeff Laine a 5 for Perfect. Technorati Tags: music, people Donate today: American Red Cross Posted by TSNull at 08:33 PM in Music, People | Permalink 11 JANUARY 2006 NWBL March Madness in January Saint Who?: No candy hearts where we're going! I get the impression sometimes that some women start making their Valentine’s Day plans right after the New Year’s ruckus settles down. Thank goodness Mrs. Muddle was never that way! For the Muddle family, January is the month when we turned our attention to basketball; of course, occasionally Super Bowl Sunday does become a temporary distraction. It wasn’t always that way, I suppose. It probably wouldn't have happened without the Magic of Earvin Johnson and Anne Donovan. But from 1979 on, Mrs. Muddle and I have been big college and women's basketball fans. That's why we were so sad when the ABL died, and San Jose lost the Lasers. It's also why Mrs. Muddle and I were so delighted last year, when San Jose got a new professional women's basketball team, the San Jose Spiders of the NWBL. New Excitement!! This year local women's basketball will be even more exciting. We can look forward to an exciting local rivalry. San Francisco now has its own NWBL team, the San Francisco Legacy. They've got some players that look pretty good; for example, Tasheika Allen, Toni Russell, and Alicia Hernandez. The San Jose Spiders also have so good looking players this year, too, including Lindsay Yamasaki (Stanford) and Jessica Kellogg (SJSU). To add to the excitement the first NWBL game this year is between the S.J. Spiders and the S.F. Legacy on Saturday, February 4, 2006. The opening game will be played at De Anza College. You can find ticket information here or here. Technorati Tags: people, sports Posted by TSNull at 11:26 PM in NWBL, Sports | Permalink 10 JANUARY 2006 Times 4: Concert Review Seductive Music and Food You know more about jazz than I do. I'll give you that much credit right at the outset. But can you say you saw The Art Ensemble of Chicago perform twice in 1970? Didn't think so! I saw The Art Ensemble perform live once in Chicago and once in East Lansing, Michigan. And, for a short while, Roscoe Mitchell even knew Mrs. Muddle by her first name; that is, until he saw grumpy me walk up with my shinny white shirt and narrow black tie. The blame for all this culture in my life lies with Mrs. Muddle. The first several decades of our marriage, Mrs. Muddle held out hope I might one day be fit for public viewing. During this misbegotten period, Mrs. Muddle took me far and wide, hither and yon, and thoroughly coached me on where I should, and should not, put my fingers. But, alas, it was to no useful avail. I remain a graceless klutz to this day. That's why, when I suggested that we go to a nice restaurant, and listen to a jazz band, I was surprised Mrs. Muddle didn't object. She didn't agree, but she didn't object. Then last Wednesday night, totally out of the blue, Mrs. Muddle asked, ``Don't we have somewhere to go tomorrow night?'' I hurried, and made a reservation using OpenTable. Lincoln Adler, the Times 4 sax player, had suggested that I get reservations, if I came for dinner (none needed for the bar). I told Lincoln I'd be willing to do both a music and food review, but I'd expect twice the fee. He laughed, so I guess he didn't buy the idea. The layout of the restaurant was like a big ``L'' with the band playing at the top of the ``L.'' I never ventured to the bottom of the ``L,'' but that appeared to be a fairly large dining area. In the ``upright'' part of the ``L'' you had two parallel areas of bar and dining. Mrs. Muddle and I requested dining seats where we could see the band, but because there was standing room only at the front of the restaurant, and in the bar, there weren't any seats where diners could see the band. But that was OK, we mainly wanted a good time. This was meant to be one of those occasions where business was pleasure. The dinning rooms were filled, that was a good reflection on the restaurant. The bar and stage area of the restaurant were standing room only, that was a good reflection on the band. This isn't a ``rated'' review, but if it were, both Times 4 and the restaurant would receive high ratings. Everything was nearly perfect. I have only one trifle. The standing room only crowd changed the acoustics of the room, and, as a result, most of the evening Mrs. Muddle and I had a hard time hearing the saxophone (and sometimes the bass). When the crowd at the back of the room cleared a little towards the end, the ``mix'' was perfect. But heck, great music, good food, who's complaining...just us professional bellyachers. The Times 4 literature said that they integrate ``groove-based funk/hip-hop beats, modern harmony and jazz improvisation.'' I don't know about that, I just know it sounds sweet. If you like jazz, I'd bet real money that you'll like Times 4. Heck, my Senegal parrot clucks along with their music, and he's a bird with discerning tastes! In fact, Chewie has a favorite Times 4 tune, ``Uncle Funker.'' I'll tell you my favorite Times 4 song when I do my official review on 21 April 2006. In the meantime you can check out their website, check out their videos, buy their CD, and enjoy their music. While you do that, I'll do my homework. Lincoln Adler has given me a long list of books to read, so I won't be no jazz ignoramus no more. Darn, I'll probably need a new library card. I think I folded up my old one, and stuffed it under a table leg somewhere. I may be able to find it, if I can locate a table that doesn't wiggle. While I'm checking my tables for wiggles, you will have time to check out Times 4. Oh, I do have one more trifle, curry makes me pee. Photo Credit: Tim Null Times 4: Lincoln Adler - tenor saxophone Greg Sankovich - keyboards Kevin Lofton - bass Maurice Miles - drums (Click to enlarge.) Technorati Tags: music, people Posted by TSNull at 05:41 PM in Events, Music | Permalink 07 JANUARY 2006 CD Review: Emmaline Muchmore's Just a Cherry Photo credit: Sean Smuda Summary Emmaline Muchmore provides something for everyone, and legs that go from here to there. The Chart Name: Emmaline Muchmore CD (Release Date): Just A Cherry (November, 2005) Primary genre: Pop, electronic Secondary genre: Rock ``Sounds like'' (Emmaline's list): Annie Lennox, Fiona Apple, & Nikka Costa ``Sounds like'' (reviewer's list): Annie Lennox (voice), Shirley Manson from Garbage (electro-pop styling, see ``Androgyny''), & Taylor Dayne/Donna Summer (diaphragm) Residence: Minneapolis, MN Playing region: Mainly local/regional Ambition: ``To constantly improve as a singer and songwriter, and to get my music heard by a lot more people in a lot more places'' (E.M.). Website: http://emmalinemuchmore.com/ Email: info@emmalinemuchmore.com Rating: 6: Flockin' Unbelievable! My Take When I received an email from Emmaline Muchmore just before Thanksgiving, I thought, ``Oh no, not another Minneapolis singer.'' You see, at the time I was completing work on my Turn It On with Ali Gray series, and I had recently done reviews on Patrik Tanner's Soft and Tina Schlieske's Slow Burn CDs. Frankly, I was beginning to feel a little like a character out of Fargo, and I wanted to give my Minnewegian dialect a rest. But then I went to CD Baby, and after I listened to song clips of Just a Cherry, I realized I was destined to become a huge Emmaline Muchmore fan. In a short while I had my own personal copy of the Just a Cherry CD. Then later, while I was listening to Just a Cherry, I became hopelessly addicted to Emmaline Muchmore's music. In a nutshell, Emmaline Muchmore performs pop and electronic music. She has a singing voice that occasionally sounds like Annie Lennox, the electro-pop styling of Shirley Manson (Garbage; see ``Androgyny''), and powerful pipes that equal Taylor Dayne or Donna Summer. And to top everything off, she's got legs that don't quit! My Bias It is well-known that I love women with big voices who can slide back and forth from silky-soft to brassy-bold with the ease of a trombone. Well, as a vocalist, Emmaline Muchmore was created right to my spec. Additionally, she has taught me that there's a place in my musical heart for electro-pop and dance. (Maybe I never quite got over Miss Donna after all.) Someone once said, ``Music genres never really die, they just hide in plain sight.” Oh, it was me at dinner last night. (Can your wife, parrot, and adult sight.” Oh, it was me at dinner last night. (Can your wife, parrot, and adult children groan in four-part harmony?) The Bio Emmaline Muchmore is a Twin Cities native; that is, Minneapolis/St. Paul, MN. She became involved in the music scene during high school. Prior to going on her own in the year 2001, Emmaline fronted two bands: (a) an all-girl rock band called Interstate Judy that played live in the mid to late 90s, and (b) an 80s cover band called A Fixx of Seagulls that still plays large festivals a few times a year. In 2001 Muchmore released her first CD, Inviolate—an alternative pop CD combining hip-hop grooves, analog synths, vintage guitar sounds and female vocals. In September 2002 Emmaline learned she was pregnant. At the time she was just beginning her second CD (Just a Cherry). On her website Emmaline states that this was ``shocking but thrilling news.'' It did delay the production of Just a Cherry by two years. Also—just to keep life interesting, and disrupt the production schedule—the Unknown Alloy recording studio has moved three times in the last three years. (Unknown Alloy is co-owned by Muchmore and producer Todd Mikkelson.) Just a Cherry was released in the November of 2005, and is receiving extensive radio play on Internet radio, while also making headway in about a dozen local markets. The Interview TBU: Let's go right to the heart of the matter, and start with your CD inserts. First, let me say I love the sassy photos of you with the hat, boots, and coat. They'll probably be worth the price of admission for most guys. When you pick outfits for photo shoots, do you go for what's personally fun and funky, or are you going for a particular image? I don't have any fashion sense, but some of your clothes seem retro. EM: All fashion these days is completely retro—all the good stuff from the 60s–80s is back. It seems like a complete free for all where you can mix and match all your favorites. I'm definitely going for fun and funky when deciding what to wear for photos or shows. It also has to look gorgeous and flattering. TBU: In the photo on the back cover, what is that on or in your tongue. Please, tell me it's not a piercing! Could it be a cherry? EM: That thing on my tongue is indeed a cherry, tied in a knot. TBU: I'm puzzled by the CD title, Just a Cherry. What does the title mean? EM: ``Just a Cherry'' is actually a bit of a boast, tinged with a little sarcasm. It's part of a longer lyrical line that I came up with for a big rave-up bluesy song I'm working on. The chorus resolves with the line ``just a cherry on the top of my super sundae'' and it refers to how no matter what gets thrown my way I'm not phased by it, and how I handle it actually becomes a badge of honor—something to be proud of. The title also works with the fact that after I had my ``surprise'' baby I think a lot of people weren't expecting to see another record out of me, and yet here it is, bigger and better than the last one. Just a cherry on the top of my super sundae, baby! TBU: I'm always delighted to see a musician take her voice as a serious ``instrument'' worthy of development and training. In a 2003 interview you did with Steven Nathan, you mentioned that you are formally trained on clarinet and piano, but self-taught on guitar and vocals. You also mentioned that you have been ``strongly influenced by such female vocalists also mentioned that you have been ``strongly influenced by such female vocalists such as Anita O’Day, Ella Fitzgerald, June Christy, Lauryn Hill, Eryka Badu, Gwen Stefani, Dolly Parton and Anita Baker'' (Steven Nathan, Getgigs.com, January 2003). You may be a self-taught vocalist, but clearly you found yourself a very good teacher! What advice can you give would-be vocalists who are attempting to teach themselves how to sing? EM: I'm not sure you can be taught how to sing. But if you've got the basic ability, which everybody pretty much discovers when they're a kid, then you can work on improving what you've got. I've learned that you need to know your strengths and weaknesses. What makes you unique? What type of music that you sing seems to have the most impact on your listeners? Go with your strengths— not everyone can be a screamer, or soulful, or whatever, so work on doing whatever it is that you do that makes you different and special. As a kid I drove my siblings crazy because I sang to everything on the radio. I sang all the time! Turns out not only was it fun but it was also good practice. I would also suggest taking any opportunity you can to sing in front of an audience. The more you do it the better and more confident you'll become. It also helps you define your own singing style, and hopefully moves you away from mimicking your idols. As far as technique, one thing that has helped me become a technically better singer has been working as voice talent for educational and commercial clients for a number of years. I guess this has been my vocal instruction, because that type of work has allowed me to strengthen my ability to control my breathing and has improved my phrasing, which has translated into better singing. I would think that any public speaking, work in radio, etc. would also be helpful in this regard. TBU: Anita O'Day and Ella Fitzgerald are both well-known for their scat singing. Is singing along with the recording of a scat singer roughly equivalent to doing scales in a formal vocal lesson? EM: This is coming from someone who has never had formal vocal lessons (for better or worse), but here's my take: learning your scales are the work you do and the foundation you build on so that you can have the freedom to create and improvise with your instrument. Singing along with a scat singer is a good way for a singer to get to know their way around a piece of music, for sure, and it's a great workout for your vocal chops. But it seems to me singers that scat are injecting so much of themselves —their own style and personality—into the vocal that singing along gets you more of a lesson in style and improv than music theory. Even if you're not crazy about scat singing, the talent that it takes to do it well is undeniable—it requires incredible creativity and confidence and you have to know the song inside and out. I love listening to it for the same reason I like to listen to a lot of jazz —it's very free-form, creative, and out there. TBU: Earlier you mentioned you siblings. How many brothers and sisters did you have? EM: 4 brothers, 1 sister—I'm the 5th. TBU: That's curious. Ali Gray also came from a large family with lots of brothers. I'll have to start a survey! Were you in high school band? EM: I played the clarinet in high school band through the 9th grade. TBU: My two sisters played clarinet, and they're only ok singers. My dad played clarinet, and he couldn't hit middle C with a sledge hammer. I guess playing clarinet isn't your secret to success. clarinet isn't your secret to success. Were your parents musical? EM: My parents are professional listeners. TBU: Darn, I thought I had invented that profession. And speaking of the fact that I'm not a musician, maybe you can explain some of the things I hear in your music. In some of your songs (Siren Song, for example), it sounds almost like you have sampled voices being faded in and out to obtain an organ-like effect. How do you get that effect? EM: No sampled voices—it's all me with different types of effects on the vocal and some finesse from the recording engineer. TBU: The Just a Cherry CD has just about every imaginable genre. For example, there's dance, pop, country, rock, Electrolux, and maybe even letgo-Eggo. This mix of genres is cool by me, but have you ever considered swamp-grass? EM: Anyone listening to the new CD will notice the variety of songs on there. I figure people will either dig that or be bugged by it. Maybe it would be smart for me to focus on a particular genre, and if a producer came along who wanted to do a record with me that's most likely what I would do because it would be more commercially viable. But the thing is I love all types of music and when I sit down to write a song all different types of music and sounds come to mind. I enjoy exploring different ways of expressing myself and seeing what I can come up with in the studio— seeing if I can get down what I'm hearing in my head. If a particular song of mine somehow got to be a hit I would probably try to focus more energy in the direction of that type of sound. But in the meantime I'll just keep writing songs that I feel like writing. Oh, and I totally love dance remixes! I would love it if someone wanted to do a huge production dance remix of one of my songs. TBU: I apologize if I'm demonstrating my ignorance in the way I ask this next question. Your songs are filled with tons of little- and medium-sized noises that seem to provide the same function of guitar hooks and riffs, in that they keep things fun and lively. I assume many, if not most, of these ``noises'' are created with sampled sounds. When you decide on what samples to use, do you use a trail and error approach, or do you start with a preconception of the type of sound you're after? EM: No sampled sounds—what you're hearing is either a synthesizer, a guitar, a drum machine, or a vocal. But the answer to your question is: both approaches. Sometimes I know exactly what type of sound I want to hear in a particular spot and try to get that. A lot of times I rely on Todd's expertise in the studio—he'll experiment with sounds for a while, then run them past me and we'll start tweaking from there. The Songs Emmaline Muchmore has put together ten songs that are multilayered both lyrically and musically. I won't attempt to interpret her songs. The magic and the mystery is in ``the stew.'' I suggest you go to CD Baby and stream the Just a Cherry song clips for awhile. I recommend CD Baby, because they have two-minute song clips—not the usual 30 second clips, which are totally useless (but don't get me started on that subject!). In dance songs, it's not easy to develop a story or idea through the use of the traditional verse/chorus format, so Muchmore ``lays down'' the lyrics as one might lay down tracks. She starts with a simple concept or metaphor to establish a mood, then she adds additional layers. For example, in ``Distorted'' Muchmore begins with a mythical past, then moves to the present, and finally speculates on the future. While this is all going on, she takes the opportunity lyrically to make a few comments and observations about the state of life in the world today. Personally I haven't delved too deeply into her lyrics, I'm way too busy getting my ``groove on''! That segues to my three major tenets about lyrics. Lyrics should stay out of the way. Lyrics must add to the mood. Keep lyrics simple. (Even if an audience is listening carefully, they may only be hearing a small number of words.) Going through the songs I listed five or six as dance tunes, and three or four as pop and one as being ``a little country and a little rock n roll.'' (Obviously I'm not quite sure whether one song is pop or dance. Or, it could just be Emmaline's take on where Western music went.) Mr personal favorites are ``Siren Song,'' ``Magpie,'' and ``For You.'' ``For You'' is a song Emmaline wrote as a mother to her own child. My plan is to feature ``For You'' in my Great Song series in the very near future. Mosquito Media in the UK has chosen the song ``Let 'Em In'' from Just a Cherry to be on The Greatest Music You've Never Heard, Vol. 2, (see a review of it at www.rockpulse.co.uk). The Clips Go to CD Baby, as soon as you finish my review! Triflings Got none. I'm a happy camper this week. The Rating It has taken so long, people were starting to say that I would never give out a 6 (5=Perfect). After all, how can a CD be better than perfect? Well, it is easy, when the CD is flockin' unbelievable from beginning to end. Technorati Tags: music, people Donate today: American Red Cross Posted by TSNull at 03:06 PM in Great Music!, Music, People | Permalink 04 JANUARY 2006 Marching towards the madness An article in the paper last week said the crime rate was down, so I've been feeling pretty safe around the old domicile lately. I should know better. Hubris gets you every time. Last night I was cool as a cucumber while I was strolling out to my car. (If I recall correctly I may have been rehearsing my three-part production of recall correctly I may have been rehearsing my three-part production of ``Comfortably Numb"; whistle, hum, and cluck.) But no sooner did I get middriveway, then my head was jerked to the side violently like I had just been grabbed from behind by a froth-mouthed chiropractor. It took me a second to gather my wits. My head was throbbing, so I couldn't think. And my glasses had gone MIA, so I couldn't see. I turned around slowly doing my best impression of The Karate Kid, Part I and II. (Who would have guessed that the next kid was the real winner?) Anyway, just as I was getting myself into that bird position from the first karate movie, I heard a loud cackle. ``Hey, Mr. Muddle, great defense. You could play for Tom Izzo!" It was my neighbor's daughter, Ruthie. For some reason she likes to shoot hoops in my driveway. ``What the heck are you doing up, Ruthie? Aren't respectable girls supposed to be in bed by 9pm?" ``Right, and what is this, nineteen fifty-aught-eight?" ``Oh, no, of course not," I muttered. ``Just pick up your toys, and head on back to your house before your folks worry." ``Mr. M, you forget I'm twenty-two? I'm not twelve anymore. I've just been out here shooting some hoops, while I wait for my ride." ``Right, right, well, don't stay out too late tonight, Ruthie. Your Dad needs some sleep." After that I went on to the convenience store to get my Wheat Thins. When I got back, Ruthie was gone. She and her friends probably went out to get B-Ball tickets. Earlier in the day I had mentioned the NWBL was about to start up their 2006 season. Naturally Ruthie was excited. This year the National Women's Basketball League has four teams: San Francisco Legacy, San Jose Spiders, San Diego Siege; Colorado Chill. Last year the Spiders loved to give Colorado the stinger, and with now with three California teams in the league you know there are going to be some hot rivalries. I wonder if that new S.F. Legacy team is going to be any good? I better check some of them out. I wonder if I'll be seeing Ruthie at any of the NWBL games this year? I wonder if I will see you at any of the games? Posted by TSNull at 05:04 PM in NWBL, Sports | Permalink Blame Sally to perform in Berkeley, CA John Mellencamp said, ``That's when a sport was a sport. And groovin' was groovin'' (1987, ``Cherry Bomb" ). Well, ladies and gentlemen, it was also when a babe was a babe, and those are four seriously cute babes pictured above. Collectively these four babes are called Blame Sally. (They're currently on my FaV5 list.) They're going to perform this Sunday in Berkeley, CA at the Caffe Trieste. Listening to Blame Sally music is a bit like eating at a Greek Festival. The food at every booth is similar, yet somehow unique, and always incredibly delicious! If you're in the vicinity of Berkeley, CA this Sunday, you should make every effort to see Blame Sally. Now, who's giving me a ride?!? Technorati Tags: music, people Posted by TSNull at 02:14 PM in Events, Music, People | Permalink 31 DECEMBER 2005 Great Song: Shelley Miller's ``Hurricane" “I can smell tornado.” That’s what I said to myself, as I went out to get the newspaper New Year’s morning. There had been a hard, cold rain all night. But by morning it was warm and blustery. The smell of tornado was in the air. The fact that tornadoes almost never touch down in Northern California is a small blessing, given our floods, mudslides, earthquakes, and firestorms. Some people can smell rain coming. Some can smell snow. I smell tornado. I had thought that all Midwesterners grew up with the knack for smelling tornado, but eventually I learned I was wrong. I guess it’s either a matter of noting details. It’s perhaps why some folks will walk through the woods and see the deer grazing in the meadow, and others won’t. I guess I developed my nose for tornadoes when I was a toddler (about 1950). Whenever there was a Tornado Watch, Mom would give me a stern admonition telling me to stay in the yard. (Did I mention my Mom was from Kansas?) Mom would also play the radio loud all day, so — no matter where she was — she could hear the Tornado Advisory Announcements. (Of course, my Mom didn’t need to worry. If you give a tornado a choice between a bunch of brick houses up a hill, or some nice trailer parks down in the valley, the tornado will take the trailer parks every time.) Like Pavlov’s Dog, it wasn’t long before I could associate the smell of sweet, pungent air that is frequently present before tornadoes with the Tornado Advisories on the radio. So maybe I just developed this knack, because I’m more susceptible to classical conditioning than most. (One could say that when warm and cold air systems crash into each other, updrafts are created, which draw huge amounts of pollen into the air,... but what’s the fun in that?) At this point, you might be asking, is this long prologue going somewhere? Or is this just another bridge to nowhere? In my own stumble-bumble way, I’ve been leading up to how Shelley Miller helps us use all of our senses to set the scene in her stories. In her song ``Hurricane,” Shelley Miller skillfully combines the emotional impact of music with the imagery of lyrics to create a mood that paints an indelible picture in our minds. The song begins with a short, moody, mellow, melody. It follows with the line ``pale blue of the pilot light.” Almost at once, we’re in a dark, melancholy place. The song continues with Miller’s `` lonesome cowgirl’’ voice being carried along by a slow, sad melody provided by Greg Shultz’s pedal steel guitar and the steady rhythms of the drum beat. Above all this Kara Kulpa’s short fiddle melodies pass by from time to time like ominous clouds passing before the moon just before sunrise. We soon learn that Miller is singing about a character who has arrived at the ``last stop for a hurricane.” Someone who will wear ``out [their] welcome to prove [they] couldn’t get in the door.’’ Miller is singing about a readily identifiable character. (Most likely a little bit of you and me.) I think most folks will see part of themselves in this song's central character. I know I’ve been a pathetic fool more often than I'd like to admit — acting too foolish to ``have the sense to pick up [my] sticks and go home’’; foolishly keeping ``secrets on the back of the shelf’’; feeling like the big idiot who was ``the last heart standing at the edge of the bay.’’ But isn't recognizing a problem the first step to recovery? Didn't someone once say that half the battle was just recognizing that you were a pathetic creature unworthy of redemption? Well, as I progress on my twelve step program as a recovering fool, I will frequently stop by Shelley Miller’s MySpace.com site to listen to ``Hurricane.'' Unfortunately at this time I can't get a personal copy, because ``Hurricane’’ hasn’t been released, yet. However, ``Hurricane'' will be on Miller’s next CD, which will be released this spring. (Look for a review here about mid-April.) Until Shelley Miller’s next CD is released, (a) you can listen to a clip of ``Hurricane’’ by clicking on the player below; (b) you can listen to a full stream of the song on Shelley Miller’s MySpace.com website; and (c) you also can download a live acoustic ``living room’’ version of the song here at Shelley Miller’s website. I’m not sure where I will be while I wait for Shelley Miller’s next CD, because I smelled tornado again this afternoon. I guess I will head for high ground, and “find a little spot to hide [my] dreams.” If you don't see a Flash MP3 player directly above, click here to hear ``Hurricane." Technorati Tags: music, people *** *** *** While I was writing this story, I sent Shelley Miller an email. I asked her permission to link to her two listings of ``Hurricane.'' And, because I was having trouble getting started, I asked her to conjure up a muse for me. You can read Shelley Miller's reply by clicking on the image below. Posted by TSNull at 05:48 PM in Great Music!, Music, People | Permalink 27 DECEMBER 2005 Mini-Review: Eddie Tadross' EP ``Demo" Essentials Eddie Tadross is a Long Island native who has worked in New Orleans, San Diego, and the U.K. He has returned to New York. In December of 2003 Tadross released his first solo work, an electronic-pop EP, under the pseudonym “governortea.” He worked the coffee shop circuit and then fronted an alternative rock band. Based on his website calendar, Tadross now seems to be chiefly working cafes, bars, and music halls in New York City. Eddie Tadross' Demo EP is exactly that, a small collection of unreleased songs designed to demonstrate Eddie Tadross’ skills as a singer, composer, keyboardist (piano, Hammond B3, Wurlitzer), and recording artist. Full streams and downloads of the songs are available here at Tadross' MySpace.com site. Lyrics for the songs can be viewed here at Tadross' personal website. Tadross has been said to have ``a voice that sounds like Bono with a Michael Hutchence attitude" (Jennifer Layton, Indie-Music.com). I would say this is a fair characterization. I would only add that compared to both Bono and Michael Hutchence, Tadross' recorded work thus far is decidedly more reserved and understated. The four songs on Tadross' Demo EP succeed in demonstrating his extensive skill as singer, composer, keyboardist, and recording artist. My personal favorites were ``Somewhere New” and ``Oil Change.” Hopefully these four songs will help open opportunities for Tadross. Triflings Paraphrasing Greg Brown (Puremusic.com): The music should be in the front seat. (With Greg Brown everything boils down to a car metaphor.) I have three principal complaints with Tadross' Demo EP: There aren't any up-tempo songs. The included songs don't have any vibrant up-tempo or climatic moments. For the most part, the contribution of the sidemen is overshadowed by the vocals and keyboards. The first two points are self-explanatory, so I will only comment on the third. I listened to this EP for several weeks before I realized there were any instruments besides vocals, keyboards, and occasional drums. Bringing string rhythms or percussion noises to the fore from time to time would have added some welcome spice. Rating In Demo, Tadross shows us his skills. Ok, I'm convinced, Eddie. You're a very talented guy. Now can you give me some excitement!?! talented guy. Now can you give me some excitement!?! My guess is that Tadross was seriously bummed out, when he put Demo together. I'm hoping he's over that period of his life (that woman in his life?). I'm hoping he's ready to go ``Somewhere New." Somewhere exciting! Rating is 4 out of 5, where 5 is perfect. Technorati Tags: music, people Posted by TSNull at 03:55 PM in Music, People | Permalink 26 DECEMBER 2005 Going to the Next Level: Step 4, Ratings [Updated 3 January 2006] New Rating System: Because most music websites now use a 5 star rating system, I decided I needed to switch to a 5 point rating system too. There's only one problem. I can't do anything without mucking it up some. So my 1 through 5 rating system will have scores of 1 through 7. (What? They didn't have ``New Math" where you went to school?) Let me explain. First, I am going to use birds, rather than stars. Oh, he's so cute! Then each rating will have the following meaning (more or less): The music is DOA, and there is a DNR order in effect. Substandard musical technique. Emotional impact nil. Musical technique ok to pretty good. Emotional impact lacking. Musical technique good to excellent. Emotional impact varies. Musical technique excellent. Emotional impact high through-out. From beginning to end the music is simply Flockin' Unbelievable! And then: [Updated 3 January 2006] Posted by TSNull at 06:28 PM in Site Business, Submissions | Permalink Befuddled Music Announcement: 26 Dec 2005 chris vickery _____________________debut solo cd Written by Greg Quill TORSTAR Entertainment DEBUT SOLO CD, TEMPORARY MEASURES A veteran of North America’s concert circuit and a seasoned session musician with scores of hit recordings to his credit, Chris Vickery, in the noblest years of a long lifetime in music, has put the sum of his vast experience on the line, and his big heart into song, with the creation of his debut solo CD, Temporary Measures One of Canada’s most respected bass players, whose warm, strong grooves and melodic, jazz-funk lines have graced the recorded and live work of 1960s and 70s Canadian and international soul, jazz, blues and rhythm ‘n’ blues legends David Clayton Thomas, Lennie Breau, Bob Seger, The Majestics, John Lee Hooker, Jackie Wilson, Malcolm Tomlinson, Rick James, Peter Allen, Charity Brown, James Cotton, and Salomé Bey, among others, Vickery brings wisdom, passion and commitment to this collection of original songs, produced in Toronto by Vickery and veteran studio engineers Rusty McCarthy and Terry Brown (Rush). A small army of Canada’s finest session musicians — all Vickery’s friends and musical colleagues — contributed to Temporary Measures. Among them are drummer Mike Sloski, guitarists McCarthy, Dominic Troiano, and Colin Linden, Michael Pickett on harmonica, keyboards wizards Robert Guseves and Doug Riley (who also wrote most of the compelling horn and vocal arrangements), saxophonists Robert Brough and John Johnson, trumpet player Chase Sanborn, and singers Mary Margaret O’Hara, Sharon Lee and Vivienne Williams, Maddi Willis and Neil Donnell and Eric Mercury. http://www.chrisvickery.com rec'd 25 DEC 2005 The above press releases were written by their respective contributors.—TSNull. Technorati Tags: music Posted by TSNull at 04:41 PM in Announcements, Music | Permalink 21 DECEMBER 2005 Christmas Carols: My two current favorites The following two songs are my favorite Christmas carols this year: Sarah Silverman, ``Give This Jew Girl Toys" [explicit] Steve Goodman, ``Winter Wonderland" (live) Happy, Happy! Joy, Joy! Everyone. Posted by TSNull at 07:27 PM in Music | Permalink 20 DECEMBER 2005 Patrik Tanner concert photos Recently Patrik Tanner opened for Martin Zellar at the Pioneer Place on Fifth in St. Cloud, MN. The photos below were taken at that concert by Michelle Robb Tanner. Posted by TSNull at 10:32 AM in Music, People, befuddled Photo | Permalink 19 DECEMBER 2005 Befuddled Music Announcements: Mon., 19 DEC 2005 markus koller___________songwriter, composer, producer... ... but unfortunately no singer! So Markus Koller has specialized in writing, composing and arranging songs and instrumental music of various styles for professional vocalists and bands, as well as for commercials, film & television. In order to create expressive productions out of his mad musical brainwaves, the winner of the Austrian Starlight Award cooperates with different fabulous guestmusicians and several talented creative singers, who complete his instrumental basic ideas by the vocal interpretation of his words. In this way MK´s recording studio is a birthplace of unique music of different styles and sounds. More information about MK and his team, as well as latest lyrics and pre-productions of unsigned songs are available at http://go.to/songwriterMK. So don´t hesitate to contact MK, if you´re interested in his songs or lyrics, or simply to let him know what you are looking for! MK is a member of AKM-Austria. rec'd 6 DEC 2006 alexandre de guise _______________________cd released My name is Alexandre de Guise. I am a Recording/Performing Artist, virtuoso guitarist and singer/songwriter/composer originally from Moscow Russia, with international experience. I am running my New Solo Project and having my New Solo CD Album, entitled "Can't Be in Vain" (Digipack Gold Limited Edition), along with Live Concert (open air) DVD entitled "Live in Red Square" recently successfully released in Moscow Russia. It's already in record stores Russia wide. (The Album is a collection of songs which, stylistically, can be described as a well-balanced blend of Mainstream melodic Rock, gentle Pop, with an influence from Progressive Rock, air of New Age and a vibe of Celtic Folk.) Having already received quite a few favorable reviews and positive responses from international Industry and Media contacts, I am searching best possible opportunities to market this Project in the U.S. (probably Western Europe and the U.K., too) and, therefore, am interested in getting proper representation, promotion, touring and distribution in these markets, including the more promotion, touring and distribution in these markets, including the more possible Press, Radio and TV exposure. As my music works have been quite oftenly related to as "cinematography matching", guess I'd most surely appreciate getting a few decent Film and TV placements... A worthy publishing/record deal with a SOUND and FEASIBLE label would be an option, too (since I do hold all the copyrights to my material). My official website address is: http://www.openweb.ru/guise (bio, photo gallery, releases, reviews, news, booking info and MP3 samples) rec'd 10 DEC 2006 liz nash __________________________________cd released August 24, 2005 (Studio City, CA) -- Liz Nash, a singer/ songwriter originally from New York, will release her long-awaited debut album "Peter's Diner" on August 22. The CD contains 5 new tracks of soulful pop and unique brand of jazz finger-style techniques with influences from Rickie Lee Jones and Billy Holiday to Chet Atkins and Les Paul. The CD features special guests Oskar Cartaya (Jennifer Lopez, Spyrogyra, Sheila E, Robbie Robertson) and John Bertsche (Sonny Tiles, Randy Scruggs, Atlantic Records, Warner Bros. Records). As a child, Liz thought the folk guitar player at the local library was the coolest. She would become mesmerized by the stories she sang. There was truth in it, she thought. Soon after, Liz started attending USDAN center of performing arts in New York, and studied music. She would go home and play songs for her older brother Jorge and they'd study the back of Beatles and Simon and Garfunkel albums. After extensive jazz study, Liz started playing duets in clubs on Long Island and Manhattan, which eventually lead her to her first recognition. Since then, she has played in many venues in California, South America, and Europe. Michael Mostert, owner of California Professional Audio says, "she's the complete package," she writes her own songs, alluring vocal style, accomplished guitarist, sexy and fun. We are proud to endorse her and she was featured as "Artist of the Month" on our web site www.calproaudio.com. Due to the overwhelming demand, she was featured for two consecutive months. "I would like to inspire others and collaborate with artists that I admire. I would like to continue contributing and working with the T.V. and film community. Perhaps tour soon," she explains. Liz Nash, with her alluring voice and unique brand of jazz finger-style techniques has mesmerized audiences all over the world. This unconventional musical nomad has attracted, performed and recorded with top musicians. With her extensive travel and guitar in hand, she has profoundly committed herself to share her gift of song. contributed by Liz Nash Productions (press release) 11054 Ventura Blvd. Suite 465 Studio City, CA 91604 contact: telephone (310) 858 -5568 http://www.LizNash.com rec'd 18 DEC 2006 Technorati Tags: music The above press releases were written by their respective contributors.—TSNull. Posted by TSNull at 08:00 AM in Announcements, Music | Permalink 18 DECEMBER 2005 Exclusive Befuddled Photo: Tina Schlieske and Patrik Tanner Two exceptional musicians and wonderful people are pictured below: Tina Schlieske and Patrik Tanner. The photo was taken on 23 November 2005 by Michelle Robb Tanner. Patrik Tanner backed Tina Schlieske up on guitar for her solo show at 318 Cafe in Excelsior, Minnesota. Posted by TSNull at 11:26 AM in People, befuddled Photo | Permalink 13 DECEMBER 2005 Going to the Next Level: Submission Procedures TBU Submission Procedures: this befuddled universe (TBU) is a website focused on promoting quality independent music. TBU publishes submitted announcements in addition to articles and reviews relating to submitted music. This is a statement regarding the relationship between music submitters and TBU. Please see the information below for details. Announcements Announcements relating to independent music, or the independent music business, will be considered for publication in this befuddled universe (TBU). Announcements must be 300 words or less. Announcements should be emailed to Tim.Null@gmail.com. The subject line of the email message should begin with: "TBU Announcement:" Announcements should be in HTML or text format. 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