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ROMILEY GOLF CLUB NEWSLETTER APRIL 2015 March Monthly Medal, Saturday, 4th April, 2015 Division One 1st Phil Roberts 77-5 =72 2nd Matt Reid 78-6 =72 3rd Mark Worsley 73-1 =72 Second Division 1st Rick Evans 79-11 = 68 2nd Daniel Pearson 82-13 =69 3rd Rick Salmon 81-11 =70 Third Division 1st Greg Giles 94-20 =74 2nd John Beaver 97-20 =77 3rd Phil Ankers 103-25 =78 Common Frog (Rana temporaria) The pond on the 14th is teeming with frogs. This one popped his head up to see how the match against Mellor was going. Senior Moments at RGC- an occasional series. 1) A Case of Mistaken Identity In the words now etched forever in the annals of the RGC v St Anne's Match by Terry Corfield - “Picture if you will.......” We are in the cosy kitchen of the Fisher family and Geoff is getting ready to leave for his regular dose of purgatory at the Golf Club. His devoted wife, Liz, is trying to ensure that he has everything he needs and lovingly asks, "Have you got your glasses, dear?" Geoff, in his usual grumpy mood, pats his pocket and confirms he is all set to go. "Have a nice game," coos Liz, knowing full well that such an outcome is extremely unlikely, and off he goes. Nothing unusual so far but, roll forward a few hours and Geoff has endured another of those rounds of golf, paid out his usual losses and is now in the clubhouse bar, where he learns that Liz has been on the phone because she can't locate an important piece of household gadgetry. Geoff isn't too worried (in fact he isn't worried at all) because he's more interested in ordering a bar snack, as he calls for the menu. When the menu arrives Geoff tries to retrieve his glasses case from his pocket. It's at this moment that he discovers the remote for his home television, much to the amusement of his playing partners. The bad news is that it also works on the Club TV set so, next time you’re watching TV in the Club and Geoff is in the room, just ensure that he has his glasses on or your televisual enjoyment will probably be interrupted. Martyn Wilson Geoff Fisher Your editor found hidden away in the archives this unique photo of a smiling Fisher. The offending gadgetry Fish ‘n Chip Night, Friday, 3rd April 2015 And yet another 100 or so people came to the Club to enjoy a tasteful evening. Some did more. Richard and Ros Hale brought their own “rent-acrowd” who rambled around looking for a place to sit on the very large table prepared for them (chairs, not table!!). John Smith and Richard Hale celebrated their birthdays and two cakes glistening with candles were brought out to a rousing chorus of “Happy Birthday”. Richard Hale and John Smith They are the ones with the cake in front of them! Your editor won first prize in the raffle in aid of the Captains’ charity and first prize was a tower of Easter Eggs. “Listen, my little, chubby, overweight husband, don’t think you are going to eat those,” said Joyce Glynn. Despite your editor’s vociferous protests, the next morning saw him at Stepping Hill Hospital handing in all the Easter Eggs to the Tree House, the children’s section. Second prize, a Lindt chocolate bunny, was won by Alison Reed but, as can be seen by the photo, she will not be eating it on her own. Over £180 was raised for the Captains’ charities: Teenage Cancer Trust and the Neo-Natal Baby Unit of the University Hospital South Manchester John Glynn Archie Preston Romiley vs Shaw Hill Yet another away draw for Romiley. Despite a gallant effort by the team, Romiley lost 4/3 to Shaw Hill. The day started with a heavy mist over the course which miraculously started to clear in time for the 11.17 tee. The Captains teed off first and made a great start by winning on the 14th, 5 up. Roly and Heather strode off down the 19th to secure their win. The rest of the team fought hard on what was a tough course, just losing out on the 17th or 18th holes, so all were very close matches. Special thanks to Shaw Hill and their organiser, Graham, for making us so welcome and for the wonderful post match tea of scampi and chips followed by sticky toffee pudding! They must have heard whisperings about the Captain’s birthday as a cake complete with 42 candles appeared. Neil’s would have wished for fewer candles! Steve Harrison Archie Preston Team Organiser Mint sauce! My old school friend, Christine Reilly, has just taken up the Taster Membership and has realised there is more to golf than she thought. As we approached the 3rd green today we could see a little black lamb running along the grass on the wrong side of the fence. Her mother and twin were frantically calling for her to come back but she couldn't find her way through the fence. After much running around Christine and I finally persuaded the lamb into the stile area and gently pushed her, head first, under the fence. Her mother came to greet her and gave her a good telling off. It made our day! Anne Harrison Men’s Singles Stableford, Saturday, 11th April, 2015 1st Mark Jones 37 pts 2nd John Gordon 36 pts 3rd Alastair May 36 pts Stableford, Thursday, 2nd April 2015 1st, Barbara Leith, 29 points 2nd: Lynn Spence, 28 points 3rd: Anne Harrison, 28 points Ladies’ Par Competition, Thursday, 9th April, 2015 1st Anne Harrison 1 down 2nd Sally Hebden 1 down 3rd Hilary Craven 2 down Ladies Stableford, 16th April 2015 1st, Gill Walker, 41 points 2nd Angela Wheeler, 37 points 3rd Marcia Conway 37 points Handicap Cup, 1st Round, Wednesday, 15th April, 2015, 1st Steve Denton 82-16=66 2nd Dave Bakewell 88-19=69 3rd Craig Oakes 75-6=69 Romiley Golf Club - Senior Moments — 2) Editorial License It is probably worth noting that the esteemed editor of this fine publication, John Glynn, is himself not immune from the occasional memory lapse. Our readers can have no perception of the rigid discipline which John demands of his team in the preparation of our newsletters, including early morning deadlines for copy reading (just because he can’t sleep at his age, that’s no reason to assume the rest of us can’t too), and imposing strict time limits for submitting articles for publication. Take, for example, the lead up to the publication of Senior Moment No 1. I submitted my original draft well in advance of the deadline for last month’s newsletter, (which John duly acknowledged as another brilliant piece – my words not his!). Right on the deadline, I realised that there was a minor discrepancy, so I emailed John to ask for it to be corrected. With almost indecent haste, he replied that the newsletter had already been finalised and that not only was it at the printers but it would also be on the website, so I was too late. Sure enough, a quick check showed that the newsletter was indeed on the web, but after a cursory scan, I could not locate the article. I delved again more thoroughly, scouring each page (we writers are a jealous lot) but to no avail. I just assumed it had fallen victim to his ruthless editorial axe. A few days later, I happened to see John at the Club, and asked why the article had not appeared. His response – “Wasn’t it there? Oh b******, I must have forgotten!” Martyn Wilson Glynn, alert and ready to go VETS’ SEASON OPENS WITH VICTORY AT BRAMALL PARK The vets’ programme of inter-club matches for 2015 got off to the traditional start with an away match at Bramall Park on Friday, 10th April. To mark the occasion, Team Secretary, Joergen Frederiksen, had selected a celebrity – studded side which included such notables as Club Chairman, Peter Howcroft, Club President, Peter Wagstaff and Immediate Past Captain, Andy Reed. It was a beautiful, sunny spring day for the match with the course in very good order, including newly sanded bunkers, so a good game was in prospect but, nobody could have predicted how close the outcome was to be. With eight 4 ball matches being played, Romiley edged into a very narrow 4-3 lead, with one match still out on the course. Romiley hearts sank when news arrived that their last pairing of Roly Hewitt and Tony Hunt were 5 down at the turn. However, Roly and Tony had not given up and staged a tremendous back nine fight-back, gradually eating into the Bramall Park lead and eventually securing an unlikely victory on the eighteenth green, giving the team a 5-3 winning margin. Romiley were then treated to the customary friendly hospitality in the clubhouse and the teams enjoyed a very good meal provided by the outside caterers brought in to fill the gap until new permanent catering appointments can be made. The Bramall Park organiser, Don Robertson, made a characteristically gracious speech of welcome and on behalf of Romiley, Ken Wykes, the Vets’ Vice-Chairman, standing in for Chairman Keith Selby, made an appropriate response. Author Roly Hewitt and Tony Hunt The Comeback Kids Hudson Cup, Saturday, 18th April, 2015 1st Steve Hogg 3+ 2nd Phil Roberts 2+ 3rd Dave Wilson 1+ Your editor had turned up to help run the monthly lottery where he met an anxious Phil Roberts sitting in the bar. One glance at the leader board showed he was in the lead. “Still a few to come in,” muttered Phil. Your editor left once the draw had been made and met the last group on the course at the Half Way House. One of these players was Steve Hogg. “Take his photo,” instructed John Harrison. How right he was! The Lottery Draw, 18th April, 2015 1st Martin Arrowsmith 8,213p 2nd Mike Wilson 4,928p 3rd Carolyn Brinsley 3,285p Romiley Golf Club versus Pott Shrigley G.C. Men’s Alliance Foursomes, Friday, 3rd April, 2015 With the match all square at 3 games each, members of the team who had finished gathered anxiously as they watched Laurie and Rick Salmon coming down the 17th. To their relief, the Salmon father and son duo won on the 17th and gave Romiley victory by four games to three. Playing for Romiley were Mark Kitchen (Captain) and John Ratledge, Steve Hogg and David Mason, Kevin Jones and Paul Mellor, Mark Jones and Steve Harrison, Alex Barber Bennett and Kevin Bennett and Roly Hewitt and Nick Madden. The next game is away at Haigh Hall on May 15th. Mr Captain, and his son, Oliver, were there to support the team. Laurie and Rick Salmon The rumour that they were singing “Salmon chanted evening” as they came off the 17th is untrue. Jeff Marsden 6th September 1931—29th March 2015 On 14th April, sadly, the funeral took place of Jeffrey Keith Marsden. Jeff was born in Marple and lived and worked all his life in this area, apart from his two years of National Service. He studied to become a chartered surveyor and worked for local estate agents and valuers, Suttons, eventually becoming a partner. It was at Suttons that he met his wife, Maureen (who we all know and love) who started work there as a junior typist in 1951. They married in 1958. Jeff’s first passion was cricket. It was in his blood, he said, and he began playing for Hyde 1st XI at the age of 15. He excelled on the pitch, his claim to fame being that, at the age of 16, he achieved a unique feat for Hyde 2nd XI against Romiley when he had a hat trick with the first three balls of the match and took four wickets in the first over. Jeff liked nothing better than to talk about cricket and his beloved Everton. In 1965 he retired from cricket and took up golf, joining Romiley Golf Club in 1967. He quickly mastered the game and played on the winning Dunham Forest Team in 1974. Jeff served on the Council before being Captain in 1975/76 and after his captaincy became House Chairman. He instigated the Captain’s two day event instead of the previous 36 holes in one day. He became President in 1981/2. Jeff was a proud family man, a loving husband to Maureen, dad to Diane and Jill, father-in-law to John and granddad to Adam and Tom. He will be missed greatly by them all. Possible Golf Rule Changes for Vets A vet, who wishes to remain anonymous, has kindly shared with your editor the rules changes he would like at Romiley Golf Club for the Vets’ Section and which he will present for discussion to the Vets’ Committee. Rule 1.a.5 A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed on the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the rough with no penalty. The vets should not be penalised for tall grass which the Director of Greens has allowed to happen. Rule 3.B.3(G) There shall be no such thing as a lost ball. The missing ball is on or near the course and will eventually be found and pocketed by someone else making it a stolen ball. The player is not to compound the felony by charging himself or herself with a penalty. Rule 4.c.7(h) If a putt passes over a hole without dropping in, it is deemed to have dropped. The Law of Gravity supersedes the Rules of Golf. Rule 6.a.9(k) There is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard as golf balls should float. Vets should not be penalized for manufacturers’ shortcomings. The anonymous vet has a few more rule changes up his sleeves and would welcome more ideas from other vets. “Someone needs to have a word with Peter Milnes. I can’t even see out of the rough Graham Evans, Great Manchester Run, 10th May, 2015 Graham is taking part in the Great Manchester Run on 10th May, 2015 to raise money for Cancer Research. Just over a year ago he was diagnosed with prostate cancer and this is his way of repaying those who cared for him. Graham is confident of completing the 10k, if not finishing first!! If you would like to make a donation, then go to www.justgiving.com. Once on the website type in “Graham Evans Manchester Run 2015” and follow the online instructions. Handicap Cup, Second Round, Wednesday, 29th April 2015 1st Tony Jones 83-16=67 2nd: Jack Thomasson 96-27=69 3rd: Trevor Wright 85-13=72 Past Lady Captains’ Lunch Tuesday, 21st April 2015 Jean Murray, Jill Woolstencroft, Pam Cunnington, Anne Harrison, Maureen Marsden, Margaret Thompson, Marjory Healey, Francine Walburn, Pauline Whitehead, June Levy, Lady Captain Janet Worthington, Audrey Jones, Mary Walker, MBE, President Val Mackinnon and Secretary, Karen Hooley. The President of the Past Lady Captains, Val Mackinnon, invited all the Past Lady Captains, and her guest, the present Lady Captain Janet Worthington, to lunch at the Stables Restaurant, and what a good choice it was. So much food and such a good atmosphere, helped no doubt by the wine, courtesy of the President and a horse by the name of Wayward Prince which recently won the Scottish Grand National at 25-1! The win, and the wine, were much appreciated by all the ladies present. The Scottish flavour of the day continued with a raffle and prizes of preserves and other goodies from north of the border, again courtesy of the President. Speeches were short and lunch was long, the sticky toffee pudding was hot and the ice cream cold; everything according to plan. There was a beautifully sunny sky and talk of nine holes afterwards, but, on reflection, a little nap was the choice of most—no doubt the fault of Wayward Prince. BELL CUP MATCH on Sunday 19th April (Away match against Warrington) The team: Denise Booth, Sally Hebden, Angela Wheeler, Rebecca Byle, Hilary Craven, Astrid Ceelen and Pauline Walker. We expected a tough match as we have been up against Warrington previously— and we got it. Everyone battled valiantly but, unfortunately, Sally was our only true winner. Two other matches were conceded to us as the result was known by that stage. Well done and hard luck to the team, and a big thank you to all the caddies:Lady Captain, Edith, Barbara, Elsie, Anne, Irene and Gill. Thanks also to Jill Woolstencroft who came along to support us. We will now prepare for 2016!!! Pauline Walker Lady Captain’s Golf Weekend, Sunday 26th – Monday 27th April 2015 The venue this year was Hollins Hall Marriott Hotel and Country Club, Baildon, Shipley. 23 ladies played on Sunday with Sally Hebden standing in as a last minute replacement for Angela Wheeler who cancelled because of illness. Jan Harman had to attend a family funeral on the Monday so 22 ladies stayed over to play the following day and I think it’s fair to say that we all had a jolly good time. The food was pleasant, although the prices of drinks weren’t, but that’s the problem with going to a Marriott! We were all hoping to purchase an item or two from the shop but there was nothing for ladies except a couple of pairs of socks. The reason for this is that they only have around 10 lady members and rarely have visiting groups of ladies. Lady Captain had very kindly prepared a goody bag for each lady which contained a printed golf ball as a memento of the trip, wine, chocolate, biscuit and mints - much appreciated by everyone. The first hole at Hollins Hall is situated so far up a hill that oxygen is required but, thankfully, transport was provided by the caddy master (although a few mad ladies actually walked up!). The course itself is fairly tough (5428 yards from red tees, 6051 from yellows and 6354 from whites) and a very cold wind blowing on Sunday meant there were no high scores but lots of rosy cheeks!! As well as the length of some of the holes, the greens were absolutely dreadful, which again contributed to poor scores all round. Sunday Winners: Irene Barrow, Sally Hebden, Anne Harrison and Lynn Schofield We started off the evening with our usual get together in my room for our own alcohol and nibbles. I did have music playing but, after a few minutes, it was Monday winners: Francine Walburn, Pauline Walker, Sally Hebden and Ann Jackson completely drowned out by 22 ladies chatting and laughing. Shortly after dinner a few ladies retired but a few die-hards stayed up rather late. (Yes, I was one of them and the rest know who you are!!) The bar manager, Eric, looked after us very patiently and eventually suggested that he would get us a large glass of iced water to take to our rooms. Think that was a hint…. A hearty breakfast the following morning was the order of the day before we tackled the course once again. The weather was slightly warmer with clear blue skies, sunshine and less wind. The rain that was forecast in the afternoon didn’t materialise so that was a big bonus! Sunday Individual Winner: Sally Sunday Team Winners: Sally, Lynn Schofield, Anne Harrison and Irene Sunday Nearest the Pin: Francine Monday Individual Winner: Lady Captain Monday Team Winners: Pauline, Sally, Ann Jackson, Francine Monday Nearest the Pin: Pauline Sally was also the overall winner of the weekend with a total of 65 points and along with her prize she was presented with Annette’s Trophy to keep for a year. Sally felt embarrassed that she took home the majority of the prizes….. Next year’s event (possibly at Hill Valley) will be confirmed in due course. Pauline Walker April Monthly Medal, 19th April 2015 Division 1 Mark Smith, 75-5=70 David Oldham, 78-8=70 Steve Hogg, 76-5=71 Division 2 Laurie Salmon, 84-13=71 Al Martin, 84-13=71 Colin McManus 83-12=71 Division 3 Harry Parker, 90-19=71 Nick Gorman, 95-21=74 Mr Chairman, 99-24=75 Daily Mail Foursomes, 23rd April 2015 1st: Sally Hebden and Lynn Schofield 37 points 2nd: Lady V. C., Irene Barrow and Pam Cunnington, 35 points 3rd: Beryl Reade and Gill Walker, 33 points Thursday 30th April, EWGA Medal 1st: Sally Hebden 84-12=72 2nd: Denise Booth 85-11=74 3rd: Val Bonser 98-23=75 Your Captain (and Club) needs your help! A couple of things have been brought to my attention which have the potential to damage both our course and also our rounds of golf, and everyone's help in addressing these would be very much appreciated. 1) TROLLEYS Where they exist, paths should be the main line of use for all trolleys. There are parts of the course which are not suitable on safety or course management grounds for trolleys, such as the bank up to the right of the 6th green and between the pond and green on the 2nd. It is appreciated that you may want to take your clubs to your ball where it lies but occasionally the need to park up and carry a few clubs across is the correct action. We ask that you please consider where you take your trolley, safely, and without risk of damage to your course, and respect any 'No Trolleys' signs. 2) SLOW PLAY Let’s all try to eliminate slow play, So everyone can enjoy their day. As you read this contemplate, Some hints you might appreciate. Move quickly to each and every shot, Those seconds saved add up to a lot. If some hit off before marking cards, You’ll certainly gain some extra yards. When you reach your ball before the rest, Be first to hit – you’ll find that’s best. Should partner’s ball be in trees or brook, Hit your own before you help to look. And if the ball is hard to find, Call through the group that’s stuck behind. So take heed of these handy clues, And then a fairway you won’t lose. When you fall behind, it’s such a shame, Cause that can spoil everybody’s game. Neil Brindley, Captain Alistair May The death of Alastair took everyone at the Golf Club by surprise. Earlier in the newsletter you can read that he came 3rd on Saturday, April 11th, 2015. For the last two years he had consistently appeared near the top and his handicap tumbled. There was no doubting his joy at winning the Burchall Goblet in June last year. Alastair was born in Stockport in 1952 and is survived by his only brother, Graham, and Graham’s family. Alastair and Graham’s parents, and many generations before, have always lived in East Cheshire. Alastair attended Stockport Grammar School for 13 years. Graham remembers their large garden lawn in Hazel Grove, where many epic test matches and football internationals were re-enacted. At 16, his parents, Philip and Marjorie, moved the family to a new venture; running the Rock Tavern pub in Chisworth, on the country road between Marple Bridge and Glossop. Alastair took to the pub life like a duck to water, although not always sticking to the usual drink of choice for ducks! Alastair sailed the seven seas for many years in his job as purser returning to the UK in the 1980's to jobs in the catering industry and involved himself in his passion for rugby and cricket and turning to "proper" golf in the last few years. Alastair was only just 63 when he suffered an unexpected stroke whilst at work just over two weeks ago. It is a blessing that he did not suffer too much pain in the brief period before his demise at hospital. It is a life sadly cut short. St. George’s Night – 25th April 2015 Lareena The room was beautifully dressed with a red and white theme running through, from napkins and tablecloths to red roses and the flag of St George. After we located our tables and the Lady Vice Captain had finished saying grace, we took our seats and waited for the meal to be served, and what a meal! The starters, main course and desserts were all excellent. Piping hot and beautifully cooked - one of the best meals I have ever had at the Club. As soon as the desserts were finished and the tables cleared, Lareena, who had been in Tom Jones’s team on The Voice in 2013, began to sing. During the evening she sang all sorts of music, including soul, rock, pop and classic songs from the Sinatra era. The dance floor soon filled up and everyone had a wonderful time. At the end of the evening the patriotic songs, Jerusalem, Rule Britannia, There’ll Always Be an England and Land of Hope and Glory came thundering out of the sound system and the whole room exploded with people singing along and waving flags. A great finish to a great night. Chris Broster Junior Summer League Sunday, 26th April, 2015 1st: Tom Swarbrick 39 points 2nd Brooke Snape, 39 points 3rd: Matthew Murray 34 points Tom Swarbrick’s 39 points just pipped Brooke Snape on a cpo after a superb back 9 score of 23 points! Well done Tom, handicap now down to 19.5. Brooke has reduced to 24.5. 9 Hole Competition Harrison Hall The 9 hole competition was won by 11 year old Harrison Hall, Harry Hall’s grandson, with 21 points. Harrison will have a well deserved handicap reduction. Captains’ Corner Mr Captain Following my first month in office, it is a real honour to be communicating to you all as the Captain of Romiley Golf Club! The AGM and subsequent drive-in already feels like an extremely long time ago, and I am delighted that the experience of standing before a crowd of people and attempting to hit the ball down the 10th does not need to be repeated! I would like to once more thank those people present at both the AGM and the drive-in for your kind words and support to myself and my fellow dignitaries, and I would very briefly (and somewhat tongue in cheek) just like to advise you all that, whilst our new Junior Captain’s drive off the 10th was quite rightly praised in the previous newsletter, my own personal drive actually went a whopping 1 yd further. The month of April seems to have flown by and there have already been a number of highlights in the month, such as the lovely meal and brilliant entertainment at the recent St George’s Dinner. For those of you that were not able to attend, I can assure you that you missed out on a wonderful evening, and hopefully we will see you at one of the future events. The next diarised events include the Captains’ Charity Disco (Saturday 9 th May), which promises to be a fun filled evening, for which I have already ordered my non-compulsory fancy dress outfit, and a Wine & Cheese evening on Friday 22 nd May. Whilst unfortunately I have already committed to taking my wife and our son to a Take That concert on the evening of the Wine & Cheese event, I am sure that the chance to sample what will be our new wine menu will be one to savour. As I mentioned at the AGM, your Lady Captain and I have chosen two charities that we are going to support jointly . The first is the extremely worthy Teenage Cancer Trust and the second is the Neo-Natal Baby Unit of the University Hospital South Manchester, where they do an amazing job of looking after extremely poorly premature and full-term babies from around the whole of the North West. More details will be provided over the course of the year on both charities and further fund raising activities will be taking place in an attempt to raise as much money as possible for both of these fantastic causes. From a golfing perspective, Romiley will unfortunately not be participating in any subsequent rounds of the Dunham Forest or the Archie Preston mixed competition (following losses to Mellor & Shaw Hill respectively), however we are due to play Haigh Hall in the 2nd round of the City Glass Foursomes in the coming weeks. I would extend both my own personal thanks and thanks on behalf of our Club to Mark Jones, Garry Hall and Steve Harrison for their organisation of the teams and playing dates for the Dunham and Archie Preston, and I hope to leave the thanks to the organisers of the City Glass Foursomes for a good few rounds yet! There are some interesting potential developments being looked at behind the scenes in relation to our Club, and I hope to be able to report more on these (including the imminent arrival of 4 Golf Buggies for general hire & turning Mr Captain’s Junior Prize on Sunday 5th July into a day full of enjoyment for all members) in due course. With one month down and eleven to go, I look forward to seeing you all both on the course, and supporting our social events and wish you all a successful golfing season. With best regards Neil (Mr Captain) LADY CAPTAIN April has been another busy month with certainly varied weather from summer to winter conditions. All the ladies' competitions have been played. The Bell Cup match went ahead on Sunday April 19th at Warrington. Unfortunately, Romiley lost in another close match. Well played and commiserations to the team. The Handicap, Plate and Friendly matches are well underway with some very good results for Romiley. I played in the Archie Preston at Shaw Hill on Easter Sunday with Mr Captain. We played very well, helped by Mr Captain’s long drives. However, Romiley lost. Our next game together will be the Mixed Knock-out where we are playing Derek and Anne Jackson. At least there will be a winner in our house! Look out, Derek! My golf is improving following my lessons with Alex. The Ladies' Section had a very enjoyable weekend at Hollins Hall. For once the weather was dry but it was very cold. The course was picturesque but extremely difficult. The winner of the Trippers' Trophy was Sally Hebden. Well done, Sally. I was invited by the Past Captains to join them for lunch on 21st April. This was a delightful occasion, the food and company being excellent. The St George’s Dinner was another enjoyable evening. Well done, Rachel. The next event is the Charity Disco on Saturday, May 9th, hosted by Ray Hayes. This will be a superb evening so come along and support the event. Happy golfing! Lady Captain President’s Ponderings It has been an honour to be elected as President and I look forward to supporting the Captain and Lady Captain in their year of office. A month has soon passed since the AGM and has provided much to reflect on. I decided that I would like to play with as many members as possible throughout the year and have randomly put my name down for the Saturday competitions hoping that other members might join me, and so far I have not been left as "Billy No Mate". In the Monthly Medal I enjoyed the company of Roly Hewitt and Nick Madden and witnessed the “shot of the month.” Nick's tee shot from the 16th finished in the trees on the left hand side near the old bunker. For his second shot he drew a 4 iron well over 220 yards through the trees which cleared all the branches and landed about 4 feet from the pin - absolutely brilliant. How unfair of me to mention he missed the birdie putt. I have also taken a more active part in the Vets’ golf, of which I knew little. I’m amazed how well supported and organised this section is and such a major part of the Club. Most members have their own views of Romiley's signature hole, probably the favourites being the 14th and 17th. However, standing in the pine trees at the back of the new 11th tee and looking across the elevated turf at the green below, the view beyond is quite breathtaking. Credit to all concerned for a great addition to RGC. I have certainly played plenty of golf during the month, including a few days on the Costa del Sol, Vets’ Club comp at Bramall Park, Saturday competitions, knockouts and roll ups, and I just hope a little extra skill might come my way - we shall see. On the social side there was the first event of the year, the St George’s Day Dinner, where the food and the camaraderie were excellent. The evening was finished off with a rousing sing song. All in all a very busy and enjoyable month. President