Spokesmen USA Volume 8 Issue 4
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Spokesmen USA Volume 8 Issue 4
April 2016 - Alamogordo, NM - Edited by Charles W. Bush RECEIVE THE SPOKESMEN By Email Absolutely Free! editor@sokesmenusa.com We Thank All Who Supported The Spokesmen In March You Have Made The Printed Newstand Issue Available For One more month In everything give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. Absolutely Free! Email articles and requests to: editor@spokesmenusa.com Free Democrats Anti Christian Nation Anti Voter Identity Pro Win With Lies Pro Abortion Pro Homosexuality Pro Lesbianism Pro Animal Sex Pro Any Other Religion Pro Same Sex Marriage Pro Union Only Pro Open Borders Pro more government PLEASE EMAIL to Obama, Glen Beck, Bill O’rielly and to all of your friends, TAKE ONE Http://www.spokesmenusa.com - editor@spokesmenusa.com THE SPOKESMEN Volume 8 Issue 4 Free 1 Thessalonians 5:18 (KJV) Absolutly Free! Republicans Pro Christian Nation Pro Truth If It Hurts Pro Life Pro Open Shop Pro Closed Borders Pro Voter Identity Anti Homosexuality Anti Lesbianism Anti Animal Sex Anti Muslim Anti Same Sex Union Anti More Government The Peoples Voice Can You Handle the Truth? Ted & Heidi Cruz and the North American Union Posted on April 4, 2015 by Dr. Eowyn Anyone who simply wants to anoint Ted Cruz as the next great conservative, without first vetting him, is part of the problem we have in this country, at least in my humble opinion. Those of us who refuse to admit that we have been fooled before are simply in denial. For the record I like Ted Cruz. I do, however, have some questions about him including his eligibility. A couple of weeks ago we ran a never before seen interview with Cruz in which he clearly stated that Heidi’s involvement with the Council on Foreign Relations was a matter of her joining as a voice of dissent. After reading the below article you can decide whether or not you believe his words. -Dean Garrison, DC Clothesline Editor Ted Cruz at Liberty U., March 23, 2015Ted Cruz, joined by wife Heidi and daughters, announces his presidential campaign at Liberty U., March 23, 2015 Is Ted Cruz an advocate of a North American Union? by Dr. Eowyn Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) met his wife, Heidi (née Nelson), while working on the George W. Bush presidential campaign of 2000. Heidi Cruz is currently head of the Southwest Region in the Investment Management Division of Goldman, Sachs & Co. and previously worked in the White House for Condoleezza Rice and in New York as an investment banker for J.P. Morgan. Wikipedia lists Heidi Nelson Cruz as an “investment banker” and a “historical member” of the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR). Heidi Cruz was a member of the CFR-sponsored Independent Task Force on the Future of North America, which was launched in October 2004. The Task Force advocates a greater economic and social integration between Canada, Mexico, and the United States as a North American region. Comprised of a group of prominent business, political and academic leaders from the U.S., Canada and Mexico, the Task Force was organized and sponsored by the Council on Foreign Relations (U.S.), the Canadian Council of Chief Executives, and the Mexican Council on Foreign Relations. It was co-chaired by former Canadian Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Finance, John Manley, former Finance Minister of Mexico, Pedro Aspe, and former Governor of Massachusetts and Assistant U.S. Attorney General William F. Weld. Its main publication is the 70-page Task Force Report #53 entitled, Building a North American Community (May 2005). Heidi Cruz is listed as a member of the Task Force (page 9 of the report in PDF) and described as “an energy investment banker with Merrill Lynch in Houston, Texas” who “served in the Bush White House under Dr. Condoleezza Rice as the Economic Director for the Western Hemisphere at the National Security Council, as the Director of the Latin America Office at the U.S. Treasury Department, and as Special Assistant to Ambassador Robert B. Zoellick, U.S. Trade Representative.” The Report’s recommendations include: 1. ESTABLISH A COMMON SECURITY PERIMETER BY 2010 “The governments of Canada, Mexico, and the United States should articulate as their long-term goal a common security perimeter for North America. In particular, the three governments should strive toward a situation in which a terrorist trying to penetrate our borders will have an equally hard time doing so, no matter which country he elects to enter first.” 2. DEVELOP A NORTH AMERICAN BORDER PASS “The three countries should develop a secure North American Border Pass with biometric identifiers. This document would allow its bearers expedited passage through customs, immigration, and airport security throughout the region.” 3. DEVELOP A UNIFIED NORTH AMERICAN BORDER ACTION PLAN Specific recommendations under this plan include: • “Harmonize visa and asylum regulations, including convergence of the list of “visa waiver’’ countries; • Harmonize entry screening and tracking procedures for people, goods, and vessels (including integration of name-based and biometric watch lists); • By 2010, “Lay the groundwork for the freer flow of people within North America. The three governments should commit themselves to the long-term goal of dramatically diminishing the need for the current intensity of the governments’ physical control of cross-border traffic, travel, and trade within North America. A long-term goal for a North American border action plan should be . . . the elimination of most controls over the temporary movement of these travelers within North America.“ 4. LAW ENFORCEMENT AND MILITARY COOPERATION “Security cooperation among the three countries should also extend to cooperation on counterterrorism and law enforcement, which would include the establishment of a trinational threat intelligence center, the development of trinational ballistics and explosives registration, and joint training for law enforcement officials.” Note: Now I’m beginning to “get” why U.S. police departments are hiring non-US citizens as officers! 5. SPREAD THE BENEFITS OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT “NAFTA has transformed Mexico, but it has also deepened and made much more visible the divisions that exist in the country…. The gap in wages has led many Mexicans to travel north in search of higher incomes and better opportunities. For the past three decades, Mexico has been the largest source of legal immigrants to the United States, and MexicanAmericans make increasingly valued and growing contributions to the life of the United States and, through remittances, to their families at home. Mexico is also the leading source of unauthorized migration, with attendant economic and security problems in both countries and untold hardships for Mexican migrants. Over time, the best way to diminish these problems is by promoting better economic opportunities in Mexico.” Note: In other words, more socialist “spread the wealth”! 6 . E S TA B L I S H A S E A M L E S S N O RT H AMERICAN MARKET FOR TRADE “With tariff barriers virtually eliminated, and the outlines of a North American economy visible, the time has come to take a more comprehensive approach to strengthening the economic prospects for citizens in all three countries. The first step is to encourage convergence in the most-favored-nation tariff rates each partner charges on imports from outside North America. Next, the governments should reduce the Go to page 5 - CRUZ THE SPOKESMEN 2 The Peoples Voice A Nickle Soda Pop Jason Curtman Currently hosting a syndicated radio show heard over a hundred times a week across the country, “The Jason Curtman Show.” he can be reached at singingcop@gmail.com Muslims Have to Be ‘Schizophrenic’ to Love Free Society Carson: GOP presidential candidate Ben Carson said Tuesday Muslims who follow Sharia law have to be "schizophrenic" to integrate into a free society. Carson was interviewed on "Breitbart News Daily," where he was asked by host Stephen K. Bannon if "Sharia-adherent" Muslims could "actually be part of a society and integrate into a society where you have the rule of law and you are a democratic republic." "Only if they're schizophrenic," Carson answered. "I don't see how they're gonna do it otherwise because you'd have two different philosophies boring at you in contradiction to one another. So, that would be difficult." Carson said he disagrees with former President George W. Bush's assessment that Islam is a "religion of peace." "If you accept all the components of Islam, including Sharia, then it is not a religion of peace, it is a religion of domination," Carson said. Many people agree with Bush, he said, "because they bought into it." He suggested listeners read up on Islam's founder, Muhammad, and how his religious philosophy developed. "To me it's just somebody who lived a life who is in no way comparable to Jesus Christ," Carson said. PROVOKING THOUGHTS Biblical Truths To Guide The Wise by Charles W. Bush WHY MOST POLITICIANS LIE The part of our being that directs our words and deeds is the part that God called the ‘soul’. It is commonly agreed that the soul is comprised of the mind, the emotion and the will; thus, without a soul, man would not be able to think, speak or act, unless some outside force controlled him like a robot. Therefore it follows that when the scripture speaks of the heart of man, it is actually speaking of the soul, or man’s mind, emotion and will, the three of which operate in concert to direct man in all of his ways. Jeremiah 17:9 says, “The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?” By this we know that man is naturally bent toward wickedness; this, in order to preserve himself and to obtain all that supports and delights him, even if that process demands that he act at the expense of everything around him. Romans 8:5-7 declares, “For they that are after the flesh do mind the things of the flesh; but they that are after the Spirit the things of the Spirit. 6 For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace. 7 Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be. 8 So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.” By this we know that our ‘carnal minds’ continually war against God and His guidance. As much as we may want to please God, our natural man will, in spite of himself, take the easy way and lie, if needed, to obtain position, wealth, comfort and other desirable things. Proverbs 16:24-26 reveals, “Pleasant words are as an honeycomb, sweet to the soul, and health to the bones. 25 There is a way that seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death. 26 He that laboureth laboureth for himself; for his mouth craveth it of him.” Yes, left to himself, man will lie, cheat and steal for the comforts of life. Then, what are we to do, that we might walk uprightly before God? 1 Corinthians 2:7- 16 “We speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory: 8 Which none of the princes of this world knew: for had they known it, they would not have crucified the Lord of glory. 9 But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him. 10 But God hath revealed them unto us by his Spirit: for the Spirit searcheth all things, yea, the deep things of God. 11 For what man knoweth the things of a man, save the spirit of man which is in him? even so the things of God knoweth no man, but the Spirit of God. 12 Now we have received, not the spirit of the world, but the spirit which is of God; that we might know the things that are freely given to us of God. 13 Which things also we speak, not in the words which man’s wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Ghost teacheth; comparing spiritual things with spiritual. 14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. 15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man. 16 For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? but we have the mind of Christ.” The scripture is clear, only the spirit of God reveals the truth. The Holy Ghost is the only source of the truth, for the Holy Ghost is the spirit of truth. John 16:13 cleary reveals the direction to honesty. “Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear, that shall he speak: and he will shew you things to come.” The reason politicians lie to get their way is clear, They are not operating in the Spirit of Truth. In order to walk in truth one must be full of, and operate in the Holy Ghost. It is not enough to be filled with the Holy Ghost, WE MUST ALLOW THE HOLY GHOST TO DOMINATE OUR THOUGHTS, WORDS AND ACTIONS. - Put on the Mind of Christ! Bringing Back The Nickel Soda Pop Smashing The Trumpers! By Jason Curtman I will preface this article by stating that I am not a Donald Trump supporter. Nor do I currently support Cruz or any other candidate at this time. No, I am not going to smash or bash Donald Trump. Nobody needs my help for that but I do want to talk about a relative trend. I’m a social media addict. I like to observe trends and follow people who have pretty insightful things to say. I also follow a few people in my business network who sometimes, more often than not, do not have anything to say. One of the trends I have seen recently is a lot of twisting of words coming from Mr. Donald Trump. For instance, he never said he wanted to ban immigration. He said we needed to put a hold on it for now until we can figure out what is going on. A policy put in place, by the way, by the democrats during WWII. This is the first “twist” I saw by his opponents. Then I see other posts referring to the likes of what he said in 2000 compared with what he said in 2015. To me, what he said in 2000 is a lot less relevant than what he says now. Completely irrelevant? No, but less for sure. People change. I am living proof of that myself. There was a time when I would have sworn that I never would call myself anything but a Republican. I have to be honest with you. I don’t like that tag anymore. I’ve been extremely disappointed in the Republican Party for years. We have had freedoms ripped from us since 9/11. I’m inclined to write about that in a future article and just might do so. We have two established parties, the Democratic and the Republican. Someone recently said they were two different wings to the same bird. I think that is a pretty accurate description. So people do change. I did a little research and found out that since the year 2000 over 113 elected officials switched parties. A lot of people over the years have switched from being pro-murder to pro-life. Trump not too long ago gave his personal reasons as to why he is now pro-life when he wasn’t before. So people change. I have no problem with that. I do have a problem with someone like Hillary Clinton who has been a consistent and proven liar during her entire political career. I have a problem with someone like Bernie Sanders who wants to tax my hard earned money even more when I am barely making enough money to put a bird on the table, then take that money and give it to some kid who won’t even show up for class because he’s too busy picketing the fact that he can’t make $15 an hour flipping burgers. With politicians like these two…I’m angry. That’s right, I’m as mad as I can be…and then along comes Donald Trump (please refer to the first sentence in this article). Donald Trump, who begins echoing pretty much the same sentiments that all conservative Republicans have been broadcasting for years. Secure the borders, protect the unborn, make America great again. These are not new concepts. These are things we want. And now I see the trend. I read things on social media like, “If you are a Trump supporter you cannot be a Christian,” and, “If you are voting for Trump unfriend me.” Here is a kicker, “#anybodybuttrump”. If these people spent as much time positively promoting the candidate they want to win versus bashing the supporters of someone they don’t, their time would be better spent and their choice of candidate just might get the social media boost they need. I will add one more thing about Mr. Trump and you can take it for what it’s worth (again, please refer to the first sentence in this article). Several days ago I spoke to an evangelical minister and political activist who just recently switched from supporting Ted Cruz to Donald Trump. I asked him why and he began to tell me about all the research he had done and then he said this, “One thing that all of the people who have done business with Trump state is that he keeps his word. When he says he’s going to do something he does it.” Those of you who are sitting back at your keyboards and bashing a lot of good people because they support Cruz or Trump, It’s my sincere belief that you are not helping a bit. You might be helping, but rest assured it’s not the cause you think. I’ve been praying for years that God will help us to make America great again. He can do it too. It doesn’t matter who is in the White House, only who is on The Throne. Publisher/Editor, Charles W. Bush, 575-551-1771 P.O. Box 1, Alamogordo, NM 88311 Disclaimer Items in The Spokesmen are contributed by various independent and unpaid correspondents. Each is required to accept responsibility for the content they submit. Although all articles are screened by the editor for any content that is openly contrary to proper moral ethic, it is not judged for it’s political bias or Scriptural interpretation. These articles do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint and opinion of the publisher, editor, or other correspondents. It is the opinion of this publication that out of a variety of viewpoints and presentations by many different authors on any given subject, the . . . . . “TRUTH WILL SHINE FORTH LIKE A BRIGHT LIGHT” THE SPOKESMEN 3 The Peoples Voice VISION FOR TODAY Dr. Terry Marquardt 903 New York Ave Alamogordo, NM 88310 (575) 437-7783 Historic Theatre in Southern New Mexico Re-opens after 3 decades “WHEN OUR SPEECH AND ACTIONS COLLIDE” How often have you heard, “Hollywood produces nothing but junk for the family? Well it’s true! Hollywood continues to produce “R” rated garbage in spite of the fact that family friendly movies gross the most money. “Hollywood’s agenda is so different from the people I know and hang with. The Historic Sands Theatre in Alamogordo New Mexico is just the place. It’s a refreshing walk back in time. Vision Broadcasting News WOW can you believe Spring is here? Have you gotten to tune in to Digital 14.1 yet? We have finally reinstalled our newly rebuilt transmitter for KVBA. It was out for repairs for about 4 months. So this means you have four places to view KVBA. You can watch on UHF 19, on digital channel 14.1, cable channel 22 and streaming at www.kvbatv.org. How about Tiger Sports on Television, have you been watching KVBA's telecast of tiger sports? Now you can watch it live on you tube go to the "You tube" and enter KVBATV live Events. You can watch live or see any of the older games as well. Did you get to see our live political forum? If you plan to vote in our local elections you need to see the re-broadtcast on "you tube." enter kvbatv live events, scroll down till you see the forum. If you have something you would like to see televised please let us know. Call me at 575 437-1919. While we're on the topic of something you want to see, please remember the Historic Sands Theatre. The Sands is dedicated to showing the best in family entertainment. And on that note, please allow me to introduce you to our New Historic Sands Theatre Manager, Judy Reeves. Heeeeere's Judy. - Bill Thanks Bill, I am so happy to be able to come to The Historic Sands Theatre and help out as Manager. I was born and raised here so I remember coming to the Theatre while I was in High School. What about the Theatre drew me back? I love the fact that it is a family friendly place and you can bring you family here and not worry about the type of shows that we show. We have a mix of Faith Based and New Releases that are Family Friendly. We could not do it without the support of all the Volunteers that put in their time and energy to help us succeed, and there are a lot of them behind the scenes as well as up front when you come into the movies. I have a lot to learn and will be striving to learn it all. If you have any suggestions for us from the Movies that you would like to see or things around the theatre that you think will help please let us know. The theatre is still a work in progress but it is coming along…. And don’t forget we also do fund raisers, Birthday Parties, Group Movies, Special Events. If you would like to hold a event here let us know and we will do what we can to help you but please keep in mind that it has to be family friendly. Come on out, Step Back in time and join us for a fun movie and great Popcorn Looking forward to meeting you at the Historic Sands Theatre! God Bless You Judy Reeves, Sands Manager SON OF GOD In the Holy Land, the Roman occupation has produced a cauldron of oppression, anxiety and excessive taxes levied upon the Jewish people. Fearing the wrath of Roman governor Pontius Pilate (Greg Hicks), Jewish high priest Caiaphas (Adrian Schiller) tries to keep control of his people. That control is threatened when Jesus arrives in Jerusalem, performing miracles and spreading messages of love and hope. Those who fear that Jesus will inspire a revolution decide that he must die. Initial release: April 17, 2014 (Brazil) Director: Christopher Spencer Senior Eye Care It is very important for seniors to get frequent health check ups, which enable them to nip emerging health problems in the bud, or control them before they become critical. Senior eye care is an important component of an older persons health plan... The figures say that about 20 percent of Americans over the age of 65 years have some kind of eye problem, which are usually likely to increase with age. Problems relating to senior eye health and care range from low vision to blindness causing eye disease. Common eye care concerns for older people are cataracts, macular degeneration, glaucoma, and diabetic retinopathy. Many of these conditions are debilitating, and emphasize the importance of preventive eye care, which in turn plays a crucial role in correcting, stalling, or preventing serious senior eye concerns altogether. The onset of most vision problems happen with telltale warning signs. If you are 60 years or older, and experience such symptoms, you should immediately visit your physician or optometrist. Some of them are: • Increasing dryness or tearing • A drooping eyelid • A film over the colored portion of the eye or fading of the colored part of your eye. • Diminished peripheral vision • If one begins to see spots or shapes that float in one’s field of vision • Blurred or distorted vision • If one fails to tear or has blocked eye ducts • Reduced ability to discern colors, especially shades of blue, beige and brown • If one develops an eye infection, even a mild one, or suffers swelling around the eyes • If the eyes are troubled by light or glare, and aren’t able to adjust to it Now to address the problem of inconvenience. Pick an optometrist who practices close to your home. His/her office should be easily accessible, and convenient parking would be an added benefit. Ideally, the office should be equipped with handicapped facilities and equipment. The waiting areas should be comfortable and easy to navigate. Helpful and friendly staff would definitely make you more willing to visit, as would a simple registration and check-in process. It is also very important to pick an optometrist who is patient, kind, understanding, and a good listener. Once you decide to visit an optometrist, there are a few points you must keep in mind to get the best treatment. 1. Form a plan with your eye care provider, that schedule your appointments and medical eye exams (those that include dilatation of your pupils). 2. Every time you experience any problem, write it down, so you will have a list of symptoms ready when you visit your doctor, which ensures that you don’t forget any, and your doctor is able to correctly diagnose your condition. 3. It is a good practice to ask your provider to prescribe nutritional supplements that can improve eye health. However, also clarify that they won’t interfere with any other medication you may be taking. Senior eye care is very important in preventing and managing eye problems that develop with age. According to the American Association of Optometrists, if you are less than 70 years of age, you should get your eyes checked at least every two years, and annually thereafter. However, those who suffer from diabetes or other eye illnesses, must have frequent check ups. KVBA Channel 22 In House Theatre features for April, 2016 March 25 – 27 .......Son Of God April 1 – 3 ..............Lego Movie Otero STEM Fund Raiser April 8 – 10 ............Masterless April 15 – 17 ..........Open Season Scared Silly April 22 – 24 ..........What If Campus Christian Fellowship Fund Raiser Apr 29 – May 1 ......Downtown Merchants COS PLAY EVENINGS SHOWINGS Fridays and Saturdays at 7pm MATTENEE SHOWINGS Saturdays and Sundays at 2pm Admission $3.00 KVBA TV 19 Family 1017 N New York Ave, Alamogordo, NM 88310 (575) 437-1919 MASTERLESS Kane Madison is an architect working in Los Angeles while his doppelganger-like spirit, an 18th century Ronin, wanders a parallel world of masked demons and Japanese swordsmen. When tragedy strikes, Kane embarks on a journey of faith which prompts the Ronin to seek out his true master in the spirit world. Both will face many battles along their interweaving roads to peace. “Masterless” clearly shows the peril of having no master. The enemy of our soul is our master if we do not follow the Good Shepherd. Kane Madison (Adam LaVorgna) works hard and is a good husband, but doesn’t want to hear about God from his wife, Emi (Okiko Saito). She keeps her faith despite her physical illness and her husband’s lack of faith. Kane tells her, “when we die, we die,” and she tells him he is wrong, that people must fight and the “prize is our soul.” OPEN SEASON: SCARED SILLY OPEN SEASON: SCARED SILLY opens with Elliot telling a campfire story about the legend of the Wailing Wampus Werewolf that lives in Timberline National Forest. Domesticated Boog is terrified by the story and decides to “chicken out” of their annual summer camping trip until he knows the werewolf is gone. Determined to help Boog overcome his fears, Elliot and their woodland friends band together to scare the fear out of Boog and uncover the mystery of the Wailing Wampus Werewolf. Elliot, Boog and all of the beloved woodland creatures are back in a brand new comedy adventure. THE SPOKESMEN 4 The Chosen Generation Part IV Meeting behind closed doors, the mega-rich of the world discuss the latest strategy on how to exploit technology that holds the tantalizing promise of extending human life far beyond threescore and ten. They are also concerned about how to lock-up the natural resources of earth before the unwashed masses wastes them in feeding useless eaters (you and me). “Oil is peaking and global warming is going to cook us all.” They believe known assets are finite and at present rates will be depleted and unavailable in a few dozen years, thus 90% of people must be eliminated to preserve the earth’s riches for the rich. Most of the super rich have sold their souls to Lucifer having bought into the lie that the Almighty can be defeated and that His handbook for living we call the Bible can be discarded. After all, His rules of morality infringe on their sexual freedom to practice whatever perversion suits them at the moment. They are also looking forward to extending their own lifetimes as far as they want them and to enjoy unfettered use of planet earth, claiming it for their own. Their consciences have been burned to charcoal and they lose no sleep over the planned coming slaughter of millions. These folks are those who are called the “New World Order.” They want to do away with national sovereignty and after the coming holocaust, force what is left of the human race into world dictatorship. They want the survivors as meek and compliant slaves for their personal use. God however has other plans. He told Peter He was not willing that any should perish (2 Pet 3:9) so we know He will make every effort to give men as much time and opportunity possible to repent of sin and accept Him, even the New World Order crowd if that’s possible. The Grand Plan of God cannot be delayed nor derailed. Men can plot and scheme but all will be in vain. Before Jeremiah was born, God said He knew him before he formed him in the belly. He knew him, ordained him and empowered him to accomplish that which the Almighty desired. When Jeremiah complained that he hadn’t the ability to speak, God rebuked him and said in effect, “Whosoever I send I will go with him and give him the power to speak in My Name (Jer 1:7-9).” When Moses was tasked by God to challenge Pharaoh, he too shirked from the job and said he couldn’t do it. The Almighty said he would go with him also to see to it that IT WOULD BE DONE (Ex 33:12-17). The same goes for you and me. For whatever job you are called, you will be empowered from on high and given the strength and ability to accomplish that which is assigned. Are you called to stand in the street and call out senators, governors and presidents and rebuke them publically? If you are God-called, you will have the courage and the power to do just that and NOTHING WILL HARM YOU unless God wills it. Have you ever wondered why some sermons are Spirit-filled and some dry as Arizona dust? It’s because when a Godcalled, God-empowered preacher stands and delivers a message ordained by the Creator, nothing can stand in the way of its fulfillment. It doesn’t matter whether the preacher has attended Seminary or is a self-taught student who has spent most of his life in sin. Whoever God calls, He also gives him the ability to perform the task set before him. Unfortunately, too many preachers are self-called and are in the pulpit in their own power and are delivering messages they consider important and helpful to their own ministry. Material wealth or “success” is not a consideration of a true CALLED preacher, they don’t know what “501-3-C” means. (To be continued next month) THE SWORD OF THE LORD Re: Benjamin Baruch’s The Crimson Tide Jer 12:12 The spoilers are come upon all high places through the wilderness: for the sword of the LORD shall devour from the one end of the land even to the other end of the land: no flesh shall have peace. Americans have allowed the murder of 60 million babies (our holocaust is 5 times greater than Hitler’s and equal to Mao and Stalin’s) with 1.4 billion abortions worldwide.[1] We have legalized and exalted sodomy and transgender “lifestyles,” we have oppressed the poor and given tribute to the rich. We have tried to kick God off earth and we now worship Baal. We have failed to recognize we are being attacked spiritually, and we wrestle NOT against the spiritual powers from hell, instead we accept their attacks as “progressive” and to be celebrated. Our occultic masters are dancing around their fire celebrating our demise as a free and Christian people. Benjamin Baruch says, “According to their occult calendar, this spectacle (dawn of the New World Order) should occur on the day of the Burning Man Feast, which is celebrated on either the first day of spring or the first day of fall.” Will we watch for that day as it approaches and realize we are fighting against Lucifer himself? Be prepared, the sword approaches! [2] Comparing America with Israel who fell under the Judgment of God, when 9/11 took place our churches were full for two weeks as it looked like revival would break out and America would repent as ancient Israel did again and again. But just a few days later it was back to the rock and porn stars, the drugs, booze and idolatry of ball players. A day is soon coming though when all iniquity will be revealed and advertised in public. Soon the enemies of God will be unleashed upon His people for reproof, and upon the world for destruction. Our leaders, their followers and believers also will be judged: Isa 9:14 Therefore the LORD will cut off from Israel head and tail, branch and rush, in one day. Are we about to see people falling dead as they walk? Baruch thinks so. Hosea 4 (KJV) 1- Hear the word of the Lord, ye children of Israel: for the Lord hath a controversy with the inhabitants of the land, because there is no truth, Go to page 10 - The Sword The Peoples Voice CAMPAIGN FINANCE ?? Virtually all voters, from left and right, believe campaign finance laws, and the attempts to keep money from buying the government we’ve all learned to hate has been a total bust and gets worse. We’ve learned that the big donors to national headquarters of political parties are more important than legions of serious voters. We’ve seen how a million people can band into groups of dedicated and knowledgeable voters that are active and vocal but none have enough money to offset the opinions and choices of the donors to headquarters who will influence and advertise the candidates they want. Everyone feels campaigns cost too much and they are too much like our IRS and income tax! Our leaders have brought us to a pivotal point in our nation. When our nation’s future is so sharply at stake, we should hope that one or some of our planners would take a strong look at this method that most voters abhor and dread all election cycles for this reason. Another reason voters are dissatisfied with our present system is that the debate method of finding a candidate to vote for is sadly disappointing. The present method is so full of gotcha questions used by both moderators and candidates, that it resembles a demolition derby hoping to take opponents out. We’ve found that much of the outcome depends on who the moderator is and the political leaning of the television station hosting the debate. We have to wait and discover how each legislator we elect will treat the obstacles our nation faces because we don’t know how they think about most important issues. After the seemingly endless debates and TV ads the questions we want answered aren’t even asked. A much better idea would be to take the money out of politics altogether and replace buying votes with a set of questions for each candidate to answer. They would be published for the public to review and to compare candidate’s views on a wide variety of subjects and issues. To assemble the candidate questions, there are large universities and think tanks with every kind of expert required to arrive at the number and scope of questions to be presented. Each could offer their number and type of questions that would be collected and compiled by a panel of leaders from each party and historians. They would attempt to hold the number of questions small enough so voters aren’t overwhelmed by a great number of issues they’ve never considered or been interested in and that have no place in the discourse of our government or its history. The same minds that arrive at the questions for the candidates for president and vice-president should also decide the amount of money allowed for travel to various localities for purposes of debates and other necessary functions. They could even decide whether the money given for their campaigns would be dispensed or be handled by a credit card given after qualifications have been met to be a viable candidate. The same question and answer method may also be used to choose other federal legislators if the public should approve of the change. The panels could choose questions over a broad range of subjects that range not only across the left to right ideologies but specific issues like taxes, budgets, foreign policy, government involvement in business and liberty, etc. Obviously the number of questions could be larger than is practical to consider, but that number would have to pass the approval of panels who would winnow down the useless chaff to arrive at the practical number acceptable to legislators as well as voters. The choice of questions for this endeavor could be passed back and forth between the political parties until they come to an agreement or return their disputed collection to the original bodies that began the choosing in the beginning. This new questioning system should be considered important enough that time would be allotted to choosing the final panel of questions presented to the candidates, perhaps a year. This method would help to correct some of the bad electors we’ve had in the past and it would make the candidates question their own history and answers before they make their choices known and shown to the public. The winners of elections would keep a copy of their answers to remind them to stay on the course they chose to win the office. Many voters will have their own copies of the answers their elected officials promised to honor, to refer to and call the legislators to task. It seems the polls have spoken loud and clear that the congress is unpopular enough to warrant real change in campaigns and the congress should search for an improved method for campaigning and voting. This is the best method I can imagine especially considering the reputation that too much money has suffered in the long history of our political history. Our campaigns have proceeded the way we see them going today, and many don’t feel there’s a new or radically different and more effective direction for the system. It reminds me of the first time a taxpayer learns about using a national consumption tax to fund our government. The income tax has been part of everyone’s life so long they never stop to consider that a completely different method of collecting our taxes could be superior in every way. It just takes a germ of an idea to make its way into the voter’s psyche for a chance to compete in the arena of ideas. I believe the public would vote for such a change if a forward looking legislator offered such legislation. REPUBLICAN Com’on Democrats. Be winners for once! Vote Republican! THE SPOKESMEN From page 1 - CRUZ remaining nontariff barriers to the flow of goods and services, and address problems arising from charges of price discrimination and subsidization by competitors in North America. Finally, they should coordinate their approach to unfair trade practices by foreign suppliers to the North American market. The ultimate goal should be to create a seamless market for suppliers and consumers throughout North America.” 7. INCREASE LABOR MOBILITY WITHIN NORTH AMERICA “To make the most of the impressive pool of skill and talent within North America, the three countries should look beyond the NAFTA visa system. The large volume of undocumented migrants from Mexico within the United States is an urgent matter for those two countries to address. A long-term goal should be to create a ‘North American preference’—new rules that would make it much easier for employees to move and for employers to recruit across national boundaries within the continent…. Canada and the United States should consider eliminating restrictions on labor mobility altogether and work toward solutions that, in the long run, could enable the extension of full labor mobility to Mexico as well.” Specifics on how to create a North American free flow of labor include: •By 2010, streamline immigration and labor mobility rules to “enable citizens of all three countries to work elsewhere in North America with far fewer restrictions than immigrants from other countries.” •“Special immigration status should be given to teachers, faculty, and students in the region.” •“Move to full labor mobility between Canada and the United States” by “eliminating all remaining barriers to the ability of their citizens to live and work in the other country.” 8. NORTH AMERICAN POLITICAL INSTITUTIONS The Task Force recommends the following North American regional political institutions be established: •An annual North American summit meeting. •A North American Advisory Council. •A North American Inter-Parliamentary Group to meet every other year. In the last part of the Task Force’s report, “Additional and Dissenting Views,” Heidi S. Cruz wrote: “I support the Task Force report and its recommendations aimed at building a safer and more prosperous North America. Economic prosperity and a world safe from terrorism and other security threats are no doubt inextricably linked. While governments play an invaluable role in both regards, we must emphasize the imperative that economic investment be led and perpetuated by the private sector. There is no force proven like the market for aligning incentives, sourcing capital, and producing results like financial markets and profit-making businesses. This is simply necessary to sustain a higher living standard for the poorest among us—truly the measure of our success. As such, investment funds and financing mechanisms should be deemed attractive instruments by those committing the capital and should only be developed in conjunction with market participants.” Now you know why, despite his blustering against Obama’s executive amnesty for millions of illegal aliens in this country, on March 27, 2015, Ted Cruz indicated he “remains open to a path to legal status for undocumented workers.” Born in Canada of an American citizen mother and a Cuban father, Ted Cruz held dual Canadian-U.S. citizenship. But it was only when the Dallas Morning News in August 2013 pointed out his dual citizenship that Cruz finally applied to renounce his Canadian citizenship. This meant that in 2012 when Cruz had run for and was elected a U.S. senator, he was a Canadian citizen. On May 14, 2014, Cruz finally ceased being a citizen of Canada; ;but, is he eligible to be a candidate for President of the United States?” ~Éowyn 5 The Peoples Voice Trump Is Not Conservative, He’s A Pragmatist By Mychal Massie on January 19, 2016 in Daily Rant, Race & Politics Submitted by John G. Gordon - “A must read!” This is not an endorsement, just info to help you decide Trump uniquely understands that China’s manipuPragmatist: Webster says - practical reasons to solve problems - concerned with practice rather than lation of currency is not a Republican problem or a theory.- actions and beliefs must be judged by their Democrat problem. It is a problem that threatens our financial stability and he understands the proper balpractical results. ance needed to fix it. Here again successful businessmen like Trump who have weathered the changing PRETTY INTERESTING TAKE ON TRUMP tides of economic reality understand what is necessary Trump Is Not A Liberal or Conservative, He’s A Prag- to make business work and they, unlike both sides of the political aisle, know that if something doesn’t work matist by Mychal Massie January 19, 2016 you don’t continue trying to make it work hoping that http://mychal-massie.com/premium/trump-is-notat some point it will. conservative-hes-a-pragmatist/ As a pragmatist Donald Trump hasn’t made wild We recently enjoyed a belated holiday dinner pie-in-the-sky promises of a cell phone in every with friends at the home of other friends. The dinner pocket, free college tuition, and a $15 hour miniconversation was jocund, ranging from discussions mum wage for working the drive-through at Carl’s about antique glass and china to theology and politics. Hamburgers. I argue that America needs pragmatists because At one point reference was made to Donald Trump being a conservative to which I responded that Trump pragmatists see a problem and find ways to fix them. They do not see a problem and compound it by creatis not a conservative. I said that I neither view nor do I believe Trump ing more problems. You may not like Donald Trump but I suspect that views himself as a conservative. I stated it was my opinion that Trump is a pragmatist. He sees a problem the reason people do not like him is because: 1.He is antithetical to the ‘good old boy’ method and understands it must be fixed. He doesn’t see the of brokering backroom deals that fatten the problem as liberal or conservative, he sees it only as a coffers of politicians; problem. That is a quality that should be admired and 2.They are unaccustomed to hearing a candidate applauded, not condemned. But I get ahead of myself. speak who is unencumbered by the financial Viewing problems from a liberal perspective has shackles of those who own them vis-a`-vis resulted in the creation of more problems, more entitledonations; ment programs, more victims, more government, more 3.He is someone who is free of idiomatic political political correctness, and more attacks on the working ideology; and class in all economic strata. 4.He is someone who understands that it takes Viewing things according to the so-called more than hollow promises and political corRepublican conservative perspective has brought rectness to make America great again. continued spending, globalism to the detriment of Listening to Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders American interests and well being, denial of what the real problems are, weak, ineffective, milque- talk about fixing America is like listening to two toast leadership that amounts to Barney Fife Deputy lunatics trying to ‘out crazy’ one another. Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio are owned lock, stock, Sheriff – appeasement oriented aand afraid of its own shadow. In brief, it has brought liberal ideology with and barrel by the bankers, corporations, and big dollar a pachyderm as a mascot juxtaposed to the rear end donors funding their campaigns. Bush can deny it but common sense tells anyone of the Democrat Party. Immigration isn’t a Republican problem – it isn’t willing to face facts that people don’t give tens of mila liberal problem – it is as a problem that threatens the lions without expecting something in return. We have had Democrats and Republican ideovery fabric and infrastructure of America . It demands a pragmatic approach not an approach that is intended logues and what has it brought us? Are we better off today or worse off? Has it happened overnight or has to appease one group or another. The impending collapse of the economy isn’t it been a steady decline brought on by both parties? I submit that a pragmatist might be just what a liberal or conservative problem it is an American America needs right now. And as I said earlier, a problem. That said, until it is viewed as a problem that pragmatist sees a problem and understands that the demands a common sense approach to resolution, solution to fix the same is not about a party, but a it will never be fixed because the Democrats and willingness and boldness to get it done. People are quick to confuse and despise conRepublicans know only one way to fix things and the longevity of their impracticality has proven to have fidence as arrogance, but that is common amongst no lasting effect. Successful businessmen like Donald those who have never accomplished anything in their Trump find ways to make things work, they do not lives and who have always played it safe not willing to risk failure. promise to accommodate. Humor CanTexas Increase Hope, Research Shows A&M University - Date:April 13, 2005 Summary:Laughter might be the best medicine for transforming the faintest of glimmers of hope into an eternal spring, reveals research at Texas A&M University that shows humor may significantly increase a person's level of hope. COLLEGE STATION, Apr. 11, 2005 - Laughter might be the best medicine for transforming the faintest of glimmers of hope into an eternal spring, reveals research at Texas A&M University that shows humor may significantly increase a person's level of hope. The experience of humor can positively influence a person's state of hopefulness, says Texas A&M psychologist David H. Rosen who, along with colleagues Alexander P. Vilaythong, Randolph C. Arnau and Nathan Mascaro, studied nearly 200 subjects ranging in age from 18-42. As part of the study, which appeared in the International Journal of Humor Research, select participants viewed a 15-minute comedy video. Those that viewed the video had statistically significant increases in their scores for hopefulness after watching it as compared with those that did not view the video, Rosen notes. The finding, he says, is important because it underscores how humor can be a legitimate strategy for relieving stress and maintaining a general sense of well-being while increasing a person's hope. Previous studies have found that as high as 94 percent of people deem lightheartedness as a necessary factor in dealing with difficulties associated with stressful life events, he says. Rosen says humor may competitively inhibit negative thoughts with positive ones, and in so doing, foster hope in people. Positive emotions, such as those arising from experiencing humor, can stimulate thought and prompt people to discard automatic behavioral responses and pursue more creative paths of thought and action, he explains. Such a process, Rosen says, could lead to a person experiencing a greater sense of self-worth when dealing with specific problems or stressful events. He says these positive emotions could, in turn, lead to an increase in a person's ability to develop a "plan of attack" for a specific problem as well as increase a person's perceived ability to overcome obstacles in dealing with that problem - two aspects that psychologists Go to page 11 - Humor THE SPOKESMEN 6 The Peoples Voice Something You’ve Likely Never Seen Presented by Don Omey Explore This Email Address www.gentledoves.org You will be blessed, yes you will! 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Hoffman, State Certified, Licensed, GB 98 Contractor Cell (575) 812-9898 * P R A Y * F O R * O U R * T R O O P S * Pray Pray Pray Pray Pray Pray Pray Pray by Wes Bush 03-17-16 There was a man, his name was tuck He had great karma, not a bit of luck Eighteen holes he played one day Folks nearby all heard him say “A mean bag I carry, it’s plumb full of sticks Winning, I know, depends on which stick one picks” “And, placing the ball near the proper hole To do that correctly one must aim at the pole” “I do all of that, then I swing like hell It looks really good, Thank gusts you, Lord Jesus but the wind with a swell” “The crowd roars and cheers the ball trully soars Strait to the wrong hole ‘twas the well hole next door.” EDITORIAL COMMENT: This newspaper is in harmony with the conservative views of the Tea Party and others of like mind. Those who have an open mind are reading our comments and many are abandoning the Democratic party because of their faith and because of that party’s immoral views. It is becoming more and more difficult to continue the newsstand publication of The SpokesmenUSA withoum financial assistance. A host of small gifts from our readers will make the ongoing publication possible. Those wishing to give should make their checkspayable to: SpokesmenUSA and mail them to: PO Box 1, Alamogordo, NM 88311 THE SPOKESMEN From page 6 - Memorial The memorial is a 30-foot, bronze American flag. 7 "This metal remnant was taken from the remains of the Twin Towers, that imploded on September 11th. It was sent over to Israel by the City of New York to be incorporated in this memorial. The Peoples Voice The monument is often used for memorial and commemoration services. That forms the shape of a flame to commemorate the flames of the Twin Towers. This metal piece, like the entire monument, is a manifestation of the special relationship between New York and Jerusalem." The base of the monument is made of melted steel from the wreckage of the World Trade Center. Surrounding the monument are plaques with the names of the victims of 9/11. It is the only memorial outside the U.S. that includes the names of all who perished in the terrorist attacks. Including 5 Israeli citizens. A powerful memorial from a powerful ally. And includes this engraving in Hebrew and English. Moniment Written In Hebrew The site solemnly overlooks Jerusalem's largest cemetery, Har HaMenuchot, which is located more than 20 miles from the center of Jerusalem MAY GOD PROTECT THE USA AND IT'S ALLIES. PLEASE PASS AROUND THE WORLD FOR ALL TO SEE. Editor’s Comment: Every chance you get you should thank a Jew for this memorial. The memorial is a wonderful expression of memory of the event. THE SPOKESMEN 8 TRUTH The Peoples Voice by Wes Bush HYPOCRASY We Are All Conscious Of It! Hypocrisy is something we are each so conscious of that we immediately recognize it in the words and actions of those around us. It is glaringly apparent in others; but, we often refuse to see it in ourselves. Hypocrisy is an unclean spirit; perhaps second to lying, the most damaging to the church of the living God. Have you ever stopped to consider that manifesting this spirit might just be a means of subconsciously justifying similar words or actions that we are either harboring or guilty of? Let’s look at what the Lord had to say about hypocrisy. Matthew 23 (KJV) 1 Then spake Jesus to the multitude, and to his disciples, 2 Saying The scribes and the Pharisees sit in Moses’ seat: 3 All therefore whatsoever they bid you observe, that observe and do; but do not ye after their works: for they say, and do not. 4 For they bind heavy burdens and grievous to be borne, and lay them on men’s shoulders; but they themselves will not move them with one of their fingers. 5 But all their works they do for to be seen of men: they make broad their phylacteries, and enlarge the borders of their garments, 6 And love the uppermost rooms at feasts, and the chief seats in the synagogues, 7 And greetings in the markets, and to be called of men, Rabbi, Rabbi. 8 But be not ye called Rabbi: (teacher) for one is your Master, even Christ; and all ye are brethren. 9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven. 10 Neither be ye called masters: for one is your Master, even Christ. 11 But he that is greatest among you shall be your servant. 12 And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted. 13 But woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye shut up the kingdom of heaven against men: for ye neither go in yourselves, neither suffer ye them that are entering to go in. 14 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows’ houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation. 15 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye compass sea and land to make one proselyte, and when he is made, ye make him twofold more the child of hell than yourselves. 16 Woe unto you, ye blind guides, which say, Whosoever shall swear by the temple, it is nothing; but whosoever shall swear by the gold of the temple, he is a debtor! 17 Ye fools and blind: for whether is greater, the gold, or the temple that sanctifieth the gold? 18 And, Whosoever shall swear by the altar, it is nothing; but whosoever sweareth by the gift that is upon it, he is guilty. 19 Ye fools and blind: for whether is greater, the gift, or the altar that sanctifieth the gift? 20 Whoso therefore shall swear by the altar, sweareth by it, and by all things thereon. 21 And whoso shall swear by the temple, sweareth by it, and by him that dwelleth therein. 22 And he that shall swear by heaven, sweareth by the throne of God, and by him that sitteth thereon. 23 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye pay tithe of mint and anise and cummin, and have omitted the weightier matters of the law, judgment, mercy, and faith: these ought ye to have done, and not to leave the other undone. 24 Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel. 25 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye make clean the outside of the cup and of the platter, but within they are full of extortion and excess. 26 Thou blind Pharisee, cleanse first that which is within the cup and platter, that the outside of them may be clean also. 27 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men’s bones, and of all uncleanness. 28 Even so ye also outwardly appear righteous unto men, but within ye are full of hypocrisy and iniquity. 29 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because ye build the tombs of the prophets, and garnish the sepulchres of the righteous, 30 And say, If we had been in the days of our fathers, we would not have been partakers with them in the blood of the prophets. 31 Wherefore ye be witnesses unto yourselves, that ye are the children of them which killed the prophets. 32 Fill ye up then the measure of your fathers. 33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell? 34 Wherefore, behold, I send unto you prophets, and wise men, and scribes: and some of them ye shall kill and crucify; and some of them shall ye scourge in your synagogues, and persecute them from city to city: 35 That upon you may come all the righteous blood shed upon the earth, from the blood of righteous Abel unto the blood of Zacharias son of Barachias, whom ye slew between the temple and the altar. 36 Verily I say unto you, All these things shall come upon this generation. 37 O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, thou that killest the prophets, and stonest them which are sent unto thee, how often would I have gathered thy children together, even as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings, and ye would not! 38 Behold, your house is left unto you desolate. 39 For I say unto you, Ye shall not see me henceforth, till ye shall say, Blessed is he that cometh in the name of the Lord. Saints, I have offered the full context of this scripture rather than simply referencing it because it is needful that each of us heed it’s words. Pray! Are you guilty? Please cleanse us Lord. JESUS Truly IS Coming SOON! Think you’re immortal? Lifescope shares a few words about human beings! Lord, make me to know my end, and what is the measure of my days, that I may know how frail I am. Indeed, You have made my days as handbreadths, and my age is as nothing before You; certainly every man at his best state is but vapor. Surely every man walks about like a shadow; surely they busy themselves in vain; he heaps up riches, and does not know who will gather them. And now, Lord, what do I wait for? My hope is in You. Lord, You have been our dwelling place throughout all generations. Before the mountains were born or You brought forth the earth and the world, from everlasting to everlasting You are God. You turn men back to dust, saying, “Return to dust, O sons of men.” For a thousand years in Your sight are like a day that has just gone by, or like a watch in the night. You sweep men away in the sleep of death; they are like the new grass of the morning - though in the morning it springs up new, by evening it is dry and withered. We are consumed by Your anger and terrified by Your indignation. You have set our iniquities before You, our secret sins in the light of Your presence. All our days pass away under Your wrath; we finish our years with a moan. The length of our days is seventy years - or eighty, if we have the strength; yet their span is but trouble and sorrow, for they quickly pass, and we fly away. Who knows the power of Your anger? For Your wrath is as great as the fear that is due You. Teach us to number our days aright, that we may gain a heart of wisdom. For, “all men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field; the grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of the Lord stands forever.” And this is the word that was preached to you. The world and its desires pass away, but the man who does the will of God lives forever. And this is what He promised us - even eternal life. [Jesus said:] “I tell you the truth, if a man keeps My word, He will never see death.” Now we can come fearlessly right into God’s presence, assured of His glad welcome when we come with Christ and trust in Him. With God’s power working in us, God can do much, much more than anything we can ask or think of. Taken from Ps. 39, 90, I Pt. 1, I Jn. 2, Jn. 8, Eph. 3, The New King James, The New International Version, The Living Bible and The Everyday Bible. For free Lifescope book, write to Box 1575, Carlsbad, NM 88221. Please send $1.00 for postage and handling. “It Pays To Remember” THE THIRTEEN COMMANDMENTS 1. 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ENJOY! (575) 812-9898 (575) 812-9898 Welcome Home Christian Fellowship Bible Studies 1601 Hawaii Ave Christian Counseling Prayer Meetings Alamogordo, NM 88310 Ministy Opportunity Sunday Worship The Peoples Voice I cannot imagine any thinking person who does not believe the world is getting worse. The number of slaughtered and the number of refugees from slaughter is immense and growing. Islamic State now controls territories from Afghanistan to West Africa. Libya is in the process of being added to that list. And other sadistic Islamist movements hold additional territory. According to Pew Research, approximately 10 percent of world Muslims have a favorable opinion of the Islamic State and terror against civilians. That’s more than 100 million people. The Iranian regime has just increased the reward it will give to anyone who murders Indian novelist Salman Rushdie, is increasing its repression at home, now has more than a hundred billion additional dollars to spend on terror and regularly calls for the annihilation of Israel. Iran just received from Russia the most powerful anti-aircraft weapons that exist outside the United States, making a successful air attack on Iran almost impossible. Europe is allowing in another million migrants from the Middle East, few of whom share Europe’s primary moral values. One consequence is that European women are being sexually attacked in increasing numbers. Another is that European countries are making criticism of Muslims or Islam — no matter how rational the critique — a crime punishable by jail time and/ or fines. The only thing stopping regular mass murder of Europeans and Americans is increased European and American police work. And no one believes that this will suffice to prevent future attacks. Russia is led by a KGB man who seeks to replace American influence with Russian influence wherever possible. And he is allowed to do so by the American president and the Democratic Party. While Russia continues to attempt, in Charles Krauthammer’s words, “to fracture and subordinate” Ukraine, the United States under Obama refuses to send Ukraine weapons. The United States is led by a president whose primary foe seems to be the prime minister of Israel, even though the prime minister’s country happens to be the freest, most moral and most pro-American country in the Middle East. The commander of the U.S. Pacific Command recently told Congress “that China is clearly militarizing the South China Sea,” in order to gain “hegemony in East Asia.” Cuba now has American recognition, and as a direct result has felt free to increase its subjugation of the Cuban people. In January, the Cuban regime arrested 1,414 political dissidents, the second-most ever recorded. It will be rewarded by a visit from President Obama. In the United States, most universities are being taken over by a fascistic expression of leftism. Student thugs take over administration offices with impunity, shout down speakers with whom they differ, and many faculty members support them. In the name of “diversity” and “tolerance,” American universities, once a jewel of free thought and intellectual inquiry, have become places Americans who cherish liberty and cherish America increasingly fear to send their children. Contempt for America and its founding ideals are indoctrinated into America’s youth from high school on. If shown any of the iconic paintings of the Founders — such as signing the Declaration of Independence or deliberating at the Constitutional Convention — rather than seeing great people creating a great nation, most young Americans now only see racist, sexist, rich, slave-owning white males. As its universities make clear, the West is committing suicide. At UCLA one doesn’t have to read a single play by Shakespeare in order to receive a degree in English. But one is fully indoctrinated regarding “White Privilege,” “systemic racism,” “income inequality,” “homophobia,” “hate speech,” “climate change” and whatever radicals care about. A Republican presidential debate opens with a comment by the leading Republican candidate about the size of his penis. And the audience cheers. The American president, a black man elected in the hope that he would unify the races, has overseen the greatest rift between the races since the 1960s. His repeated references to “Ferguson,” reinforcing the lie that a white policeman killed an innocent black teenager for no reason other than the young man’s race, is only one such example. One result is a rhetorical (and increasingly lethal) war on police that has led many officers to minimize proactively policing largely black areas. The Democratic presidential race is between a socialist who has contempt for capitalism, the only economic system that has ever lifted large swaths of humanity out of poverty, and a woman who is so corrupt that she should be serving time in prison, not campaigning for president. Meanwhile, the Republican race is led by a man who has mocks a POW as a loser; who repeats the libel that George W. Bush knew there were no WMD in Iraq; who calls for the killing of terrorists’ families; and, who, as noted, proudly talks to America about the size of his sexual organ. Many generations have believed that the world was getting worse. But since 1776, there was a great nation that one could still rely on to stem the decay. Now that great nation, under the influence of its own elites, men and women of the left, is itself in decay. So, who can save the world now? This column was originally posted on Townhall.com. THE SPOKESMEN 10 The Peoples Voice opposition” Republicans who quickly and consistently roll over From page 4 - The Sword and say “Yes Sir!” Whenever Obama takes another stride to destroy nor mercy, nor knowledge of God in the land. 2 By swearing, and lying, and killing, and stealing, and com- our country and way of life. In the Mid-East we teeter on the edge of war as the Shia mitting adultery, they break out, and blood toucheth blood. 3 Therefore shall the land mourn, and every one that dwelleth Muslims of Iran and the Sunni Muslims of Saudi Arabia are at therein shall languish, with the beasts of the field, and with each other’s throats. Sparks are flying into the Arab world and the fowls of heaven; yea, the fishes of the sea also shall be may soon ignite a global war. God weeps in the heavens over what His own righteousness taken away. 4 Yet let no man strive, nor reprove another: for thy people are requires Him to do. This people must be destroyed. Psalm 7:9 (KJV) 9 Oh let the wickedness of the wicked come to as they that strive with the priest. Will apostate preachers keel over in the pulpit? Will the pews an end; but establish the just: for the righteous God trieth the be filled with recently deceased? If we are to be judged like Israel hearts and reins. Revelation chapter 6 tells us of the four horsemen of the was, it will happen and is beginning as we speak.. Will God’s hand be stayed again, or will this be the time apocalypse. The first rides a white horse (coming in a false peace), when people will look up to beg God as they cower in the dens and will probably be revealed (when all realize who he is) in the next 3½ years. and caves of earth? The second rider is astride a horse of red as war breaks out 15 And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every globally killing millions. The third rider on the black horse will bring world famine as bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and close to 4 billion (one half of earth) will perish. in the rocks of the mountains; Then the fourth and final rider on the pale (Gk. Chloros) horse 16 And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from of Islam, will be loosed to bring to fruition Satan’s rule upon earth for a short time before God brings it all to a close. the wrath of the Lamb: 17 For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=searchalias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=death+rides+a+green+ able to stand? Consider that physical devils may soon be turned loose to horse It is too late to escape. The pre-trib rapture of the church will bring nightmares to reality: For thousands of years men have spurned God and reveled not occur and the sunshine preachers will have to admit they have in sin. Part of the current thumbing of the nose at God is in the swallowed a lie of hell. If that sounds like heresy, ask the beheaded or drowned or laboratories that are mixing animal and human genes (with taxpayer funding), creating monstrosities that will soon be loosed burned alive Chinese, Syrian and Iraqi Christians if they were undergoing tribulation before the axe fell. to stalk their prey over the earth – It’s called “transhumanism. Buckle down and do your best to bring some to Christ (it can Revelation 16:14 (KJV) 14 For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth only be done by prayer, fasting, example and witnessing). The and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that scales have tipped over and the sin of man has been spilled out. The great tribulation is beginning and will run until the Wrath great day of God Almighty. ”How long will God be patient? Perhaps 2016 is the year of of God falls upon unrepentant humanity. Have we been on our knees lately? the Zenith, when it all comes to a head. For most the answer is probably not. The time for repentance America, along with the rest of the world is now certifiably insane. Remember the Oscars of a few days ago when the is closing, the big hand on the clock is very close to midnight. so-called “news” was all about the lack of black actors being The hour is nearly as late as it can get. Sackcloth and ashes are now appropriate. nominated? Contact Dick Carmack at depressionbaby@plateautel.net Is it now “politically correct” that every other valedictorian [1] http://www.numberofabortions.com/ in a graduating class is required to be “of color?” It doesn’t matter what his grades were, insanity rules rea- [2] http://www.newswithviews.com/Baruch/benjamin111.htm IS THE TRIBULATION IS UNDERWAY? son. Insanity also explains the actions of the so-called “loyal www.myfaithvotes.com Ben Carson Starts New Effort, Won’t Quit Submit Your Story To The Spokesmen It is Easy Write or copy your story (500 words or less) and email it to wes@ucf.net Be sure to include pictures These should be in .jpg or .psd format if possible Articles should refrain from critical, profane or lewd language and please do not include phoros of a sexual nature. Think of the Spokesmen as ‘your’ newspaper and help us make the best presentation possible to ‘your’ newspaper’s readers. Advertising content in articles may include contact information only Western Journalism reports and also comments by CNN’s Manu Raju from an article by Tall Kopan, CNN Ben Carson may have suspended his GOP presidential more than 25 million Christians didn’t bother to even show up at campaign for president, but the retired neurosurgeon is not out the polls in 2012.” of a job. Carson repeated the message in a video on the group’s website, In his speech Friday at the Conservative Political Action saying it’s his goal to encourage all Christians in “exercising our Conference — also known as CPAC — in which he announced civic duty and voting.” www.myfaithvotes.com the end of his campaign, Carson also announced his new job as The group said Carson agreed to take on the position the National Chairman of My Faith Votes. same day he announced he could not see a “path forward” for his My Faith Votes is a nonpartisan group that focuses primar- presidential campaign on Wednesday. He did not participate in ily on getting Christians to vote in elections. Its self-described the GOP debate on Thursday. objective is to “rise up as a relevant and nonpartisan movement of The tax-exempt nonprofit educational group says it will the church in America that will motivate believers to act on their undertake a national media campaign that will gather steam into faith by casting an informed vote based on a biblical worldview. the November presidential election. “Christians in the U.S. can and should make their voice Asked if the new job would preclude him from endorsing a felheard for the stability of our country and security of our free- low candidate, Carson confidante and business manager Armstrong doms, and those of our children and grandchildren … Williams said he was “never” going to endorse a candidate. The best way to make a difference is to ensure we dramatiSpeculation had abounded about Carson’s next move. CNN’s cally enhance voter participation amongst Christians,” because Dana Bash reported that GOP operatives planned to reach out to “if we don’t speak up, we can’t expect to be heard.” Carson to encourage him to run for the Florida Senate seat being Carson issued a statement about his role with the organiza- vacated by Marco Rubio instead of president. tion. “Nothing is more important to me than my personal faith, Carson ruled that out in the news conference after his CPAC and it is my faith that motivated me to be involved in the politi- speech on Friday. cal process to begin with,” Carson said. “I believe Christians “It’s not something I want to do,” Carson said. “Politics and in this country can easily determine the next president of the running for political office is never something that I was particuUnited States and all other national and local leaders, should larly interested in doing.” they simply show up at the polls. The super PAC supporting Carson had also sent out fundraisWhen we do vote, We The People will once again solidify ing pleas off Carson as a vice presidential pick. our commitment to the Judeo-Christian values upon which Throughout the campaign, Carson has said he’d be happy in our nation was founded.” retirement but has felt called to run for president by his support“In the last four presidential elections, an average of less ers and God. than five million votes separated the major candidates.” My Editor’s Comment: Spokesmen USA encourages all christians to join Faith Votes President Sealy Yates, said in a statement. “Yet, ‘My Faith Votes’ and also Dr. Franklin Graham’s ‘Decision America’ THE SPOKESMEN 11 A platypus parable It looked rather strange, it looked rather odd, Lying there shining on billabong sod. It looked round and square, it looked thin and fat, Platypuses stared and asked, “What is that?!” They stroked at their bills and gave it some thought. One platypus said, “I think that we ought “To run to our home and bring back some cheese, “These six shiny strings will slice it with ease.” Platypus two cried, “No, no, no, no, no!” “You’ll lose six slices right down that black hole!” “I’ve given it thought. I think that I know. “This is the world’s only six-arrow bow!” Three tapped his flippers and thumped with his tail, “No, no, no, no! It’s the world’s smallest jail! “These six tiny bars keep criminals snug, “You can lock up a snail, a crayfish or slug.” The fourth creature said, “There’s no way it’s that! “This strange looking thing’s a fancy door mat! “Just rub your flippers over these strings, “And mud ‘tween your toes is gone with a zing!” Proudly they placed it outside of their door, Their billabong floor was muddy no more, “We finally know why this thing is made, “By Gibson Guitars in U. S. of A.” But soon their doormat was no longer there Cleaning the floor of their platypus lair. One of those creatures, the ones with no fur, Had taken their prize with him or with her. Yes, a human took their doormat away. And pulled out the cheese and dug out the clay. And turned some bright knobs on top of the thing, And strummed on the wires and started to sing. The platypuses thought, It doesn’t slice cheese, Shoot arrows, jail snails, clean flippers with ease. Guitars make music. That’s why they are played! I wonder, they thought, why people were made. As the human sang and strummed the guitar The four were amazed with bills all ajar The he or the she seemed to sing to the air, At least to Someone who didn’t seem there. “I will praise You, God, I’m wonderfully made. “To love and adore You all of my days, “Your wonderful works are worthy of song, “From morning to night and all the day long.” I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that full well. Psalm 139:14 Copyright © 1987, 2001 James N. 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They are an express warning that the place belongs to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris keeps a diary. It’s known as the Guinness Book of Records. Chuck Norris naps with his eyes open! Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute didn’t open. He went back to the store for a refund the following day. Chuck Norris has been to Mars already; he’s the reason there are no signs of life there. 12 The Peoples Voice can really kill time. “You just watch , Bill. I’m in office? It’s Bernie under the desk!” Chuck Norris is wanted for killing the Dead Sea. Some children can pee their names into snow. Chuck Norris can pee his into cement. The Holy Grail has never been recovered because nobody is so brave as to ask Chuck Norris for his favorite coffee mug. We are finally certain why the universe expands. It is trying to get as far away from Chuck Norris as possible. Bernie won’t know what to do with what he’s hunting, if he finds it! How many push-ups did Chuck Norris do? He did them all. Chuck Norris’ dog collects his own poo because Chuck only bows before he kicks. Original photograph above (without captions) available from: ED SWAIN, photographer Email: ed@edswain.com Chuck Norris once won a tennis match against a wall. When Chuck Norris looks directly into the sun, the sun has to squint. When Chuck Norris breaks wind, a tse-tse fly dies in Africa. Chuck Norris won’t ever experience a heart attack – the heart is smarter than to even dream of attacking him. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. Chuck Norris pushes the Earth away from him. When Chuck Norris walks into a room, he doesn’t turn on the light. Chuck Norris turns off the darkness. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take crap from anybody. There are no longer steroids in baseball, the players get Chuck Norris to breathe on them. Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to keep in shape. Chuck Norris is suing NBC, he claims Law & Order are trademarked names for his left and right arm. Chuck Norris was born to his aunt because nobody would dare to date his mother. If you seek a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, try checking the extinct species list. Chuck Norris had a word with Kim Jong Un. Kim is now preparing his people for an even dearer leader. Mr. Norris once ate a whole cake before anybody could warn him that there was a stripper inside. Chuck Norris’ fist is the reason the Smurfs are blue. Chuck Norris can rob a bank - through phone banking! Chuck Norris was once bitten by a black mamba. After three days of agony, the black mamba died. Contrary to legends, Chuck Norris does need a double. But he only uses him for scenes where he’s supposed to cry. Even though he can, Chuck Norris never swims, he just walks on the water. The original plan was to put Chuck Norris’ face on Mount Rushmore, however the granite wasn’t tough enough for his beard. What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? Chuck’s foot. Chuck Norris only farts to kill. Chuck Noris died... but he’s already feeling a lot better! Chuck Norris has a Grizzly bear rug. The bear is alive, but it’s too scared to move. Chuck Norris donates a lot of blood every month. Not any of his own. Chuck Norris can magic a hat out of a rabbit. There are 156 things in a room Chuck Norris could kill you with, the room itself included. True Chuck Norris facts: Chuck Norris was born in 1940 but he looks at least 20 years younger. He is said to have some Cherokee roots. Chuck Norris wanted to become a police officer. His real name is Carlos Ray Norris Jr. He got his nick name “Chuck” from a friend in the military during his time in Korea. He was world champion in Karate - Chuck Norris doesn’t die...he just naps in the ground for a bit. Chuck Norris is the only person who Chuck Norris has 5 kids Chuck Norris did a roundhouse kick in every martial arts movie he made. He has a black belt in Tang Soo Do (10th degree) and black belt in Tae Kwon Do (8th degree). He was also the first Westerner in the history of Tae Kwon Do to have earned the 8th degree black belt. In younger days his favorite actor was John Wayne. His favorite joke is “Before the Boogie Man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris”. More jokes http://www.short-funny. com/ Thank you Chuck Norris for being born March 10, 1940. Happy 76th birthday!