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THE INSIDE PAGE the local buzz We are back on the Winter schedule. The Local Buzz will hit the stands on the 5th of each month, starting November. 4 Jason Collins Publisher/Founder ENTERTAINMENT BUZZ INTERVIEW WITH NILS Publisher@thelocalbuzzmag.com James Collins 5 BUZZ ON THE STREETS GM@thelocalbuzzmag.com 6 BUZZ INSIDER 9 LOCAL BUZZ General Manager Glenn Swift Editor in Chief Editor@thelocalbuzzmag.com 4 V.N.A. Airshow Rene Folsom 11 Graphic Designer LOCAL ARTIST WARREN SILVERS Page Layout & Cover Design by Jason Collins Contributing Writers: Judy Beard, Katherine Charland, Keith Christensen, Jason Collins, Sara Giza, Jill DiLiberto, Robert Hooper, Michelle Kaplan, Robert Kutner, Gloria Mikula, Richard Munroe, Darcy von Ohlen, Dana O’Kane, Glen Swift Jr., 6 14 BUZZ EXTRA 15 DVD REVIEW 16 SPOOKY NEWS 17 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW 9 21 BUZZ ADVICE 22 SHRINK WRAP 23 LATE NIGHT READING 25 OFF THE CUFF 26 VIDEO GAME PAGE 27 AT THE MOVIES ABOUT THE 29 WHEELS COVER 30 ASTROLOGY Robert Cray & Queen Latifah 31 COMMUNITY CALENDAR 33 WHILE YOU’RE WAITING 11 S ON STAGE QUEEN LATIFAH Photos Provided LocalBuzzMag.com Mid-Oct-/Mid-Nov 2007 NEW OF THE WEIRD 19 READ STOR Y’s s STORY’ ON PAGE’ s PAGE’s 17,18,19,20 2 13 ROBERT CRAY Feedback from readers, story ideas, photos and art are welcomed. PO BOX 9016 Port St. Lucie, FL 34985 (772) 408-6904 LIVE & LOCAL by Buzzgigs.com NEXT TO ADVERTISE CALL (772) 408-6904 ext-1 S TORY I DEA ? (772) 408-6904 ext 3 JC Publications Inc. is not responsible for any injury or damage received as a result of any technical information or advice given herein. The contents presented herein do not necessarily represent the views of JC Publications or their advertisers. Any reproduction of the materials published herein without written permission from the publisher is prohibited. 12 U P P O R T T H E O N E S Visit us Online TheLocalBuzzMag.com W H O S U P P O R T T H E L O C A L B U Z Z ENTERTAINMENT BUZZ By Glenn Swift ust a few days after famed jazz guitarist, Nils, saw his latest CD, Ready To Play, climb to #1 on the smooth jazz charts, the brilliant musician took time out from a nearby concert to speak with Glenn about his life and his music. The Local Buzz Magazine would like to thank the Crowne Plaza Hotel in Cocoa Beach and WGRV “The Groove” 93.1 FM for helping to arrange the interview. Listening to Nils (pronounced Neels) in concert is like listening to three guitarists magically melded into one. His versatility and sheer mastery of the instrument definitively place him among the world’s finest of his trade. He is also the ultimate showman. Interacting with the crowd through a wireless hookup, Nils makes everyone feel as if he is playing just for you. But most impressive of all is his incorporation of so many widely varying techniques and styles. For that, his rich life experience is largely responsible. Born and raised in Munich, Germany, Nils was infatuated with the Classic Rockers of the 60s and 70s, especially the British supergroups. So much so, in fact, that he was “forced” to pick up a guitar. “Like so many my age, I really got into music because of the Beatles, Stones, Cream, Led Zeppelin, and Deep Purple. But at the same time, I was also exposed to a lot of r&b because of the U.S. military presence in West Germany at the time,” he said. 4 LocalBuzzMag.com Mid-Oct-/Mid-Nov 2007 Nils began honing his skills as a teen on the guitar, but his determination to “take it to the next level” really intensified when he had what could only be described as a musical epiphany. “My whole life changed when I heard a jazz band, ‘Steps Ahead.’ It was my first real exposure to jazz and those guys just blew my mind. It was also the first time I got a buzz without taking something first,” he joked. Nils began taking a serious look at jazz and eventually became a huge fan of legendary saxophonist, David Sanborn. “From that point on, I was always heavily into r&b, but you could say that I have used all my influences for what I do now.” For many, Nils appeared to jump onto the music scene out of nowhere two years ago with his Pacific Coast Highway CD, which almost overnight climbed to #1. But for serious music aficionados, this guitar virtuoso was anything but an unknown. For over twenty years, Nils was an accomplished studio musician playing for a wide range of superstars, from The Temptations to jazz giant George Benson. He also routinely performed in concert for a whole string of big time acts. versatility. As for what he’s done lately, his second CD in as many years, has once again made it to the top of the smooth jazz charts, inching above Boney James’ Shine to grab the #1 slot. The new compilation reflects Nils signature crisp and edgy electric guitar, at the same time showcasing the artist’s extraordinary “The most important thing I learned from the success of Pacific Coast Highway was that everyone likes a good groove, and you’ve got to make them move. And of course, there’s no substitute for a good song with a great melody. That’s what I strive for. If I come up with a strong hook and it starts getting to Photo by Glenn Swift me, I know I’m on the right track. The most important thing was to make sure Ready To Play featured my best writing and playing from start to finish.” And that it does. For more information about Nils and his music, visit www.nilsmusic.com. BUZZ ON THE STREE TS By Katherine Charland uthier means one who builds lutes in French. However, it has come to mean anyone who builds or repairs stringed instruments. Being a luthier is as much an art as it is a science. For musicians who often have strong attachments to their instruments, it is often difficult to find someone you trust to do the work. The good news is, the Treasure Coast has several highly-skilled craftsmen in this field. Dave Wilt has been fixing guitars as long as he can remember, but it became a full-time occupation in 2001 when he received a contract from George Thourogood to revamp nine guitars to his specifications. The job came after he and two other luthiers revamped one guitar each to see which George liked best. He chose Dave’s. At that point, Wilt quit his day job and went full time. “ I love what I do for a living,” Wilt said, expressing the kind of passion that has won him a reputation for excellent craftsmanship. He also said that he will not let anything leave his shop if he is not pleased. Some luthiers will only work on instruments played with a bow. Some only build; some only repair. Then again, some do both. Wilt will work on anything with strings and the electronics associated with them. Some of the most novel things he’s worked on were an instrument called a quarto and a baritone mandolin made out of a gourd. Dave’s background was in electrical engineering, so he enjoys working with the electronic pickups and electric guitars. What do you do if you are in a car accident and your guitar is smashed but it is too sentimental to throw away? You take it to Dave. He has completely rebuilt several instruments. You can hear the pride and satisfaction in his voice when he gives something back to his customers that they thought was gone for good. Luthiers are actually very delicate carpenters. Dave has to build and modify his own tools to his specifications so that he can do the precise inlays. He does custom inlays with brass, abalone, mother of pearl, shell or any type of metal or wood. He also does custom wood finishes. How do you find a luthier? If you have a specialty or custom made guitar it would be great to find the original one. Other wise you ask someone who knows. In this case, some of the area music shops and guitar venders were happy to share with us their personal favorites. If you ask Jam Music PSL or Okeechobee Music, they endorse Dave Wilt. Wilt is also a certified technician for Ovation, Takmine, Adamass, Hamer, Alverez, Yairi, and Fender. The Rock Shop in PSL recommends both Wilt and another wellknown luthier in the area, Bob Peterson, of Angel Guitars. Peterson is a certified technician for Martin. Wolfe guitars in Jupiter also endorses him. Schumacher Music of Stuart stands by their own, Jerry Tillman, a Fender-certified technician. If you live even further south, Guitar Center of West Palm Beach recommends Michael Dacher, a certified technician with Gibson and Taylor. As for electronics, Guitar Center likes to go with Buzz Feiten. So the next time you need a luthier, you know where to go. BUZZ INSIDER By Jason Collins cupuncture - a technique that involves inserting little needles all over the body to relieve pain or stress - does not sound like fun. It sounds more like some new age hogwash. Or is it? What's all the fuss about anyway? I recently went on a little endeavor to find out for myself. My investigation began with a personal appointment with Dr. Zsolt Kereszti, M.D., one of the few medical doctors on the Treasure Coast who specialize in medical acupuncture. Dr. Kereszti has over 16 years experience in acupuncture and rehabilitation. Medical acupuncture is a system that can influence three areas of health care. These areas are the promotion of health and well-being, prevention of illness, and treatment of various medical conditions, including digestive disorders, neurological and muscular disorders, and even urinary, menstrual, and reproductive problems. Studies have shown that half the patients treated with acupuncture needles experienced relief that lasted months. Why is this? My findings revealed that acupuncture is a method of encouraging the body to promote natural healing and to improve functioning. This is done by inserting small needles and applying heat or electrical stimulation at very precise acupuncture points. Acupuncture needles are very 6 LocalBuzzMag.com Mid-Oct-/Mid-Nov 2007 Dr. Kereszti gives acupuncture to a patient. Photos by Jason Collins thin and solid, made from stainless steel. The point is smooth; not hollow with cutting edges like hypodermic needles. Generally, the insertion through the skin is not even painful. After speaking with several patients who have experienced medical acupuncture, including my own mother, I am convinced that this ancient art of medicine really works for many people; and not just for pain. There are numerous ways this can benefit just about anybody. If you think acupuncture may help you, then research medical acupuncture online or at the library. You may want to even try it yourself. It might just surprise you! The Local Buzz extends its thanks to Dr. Kereszti for taking the time to speak to us. Dr. Kereszti, with Treasure Coast Rehabilitation and Pain Management, is located at 8479 S. US Hwy 1 in Port St. Lucie. 772-344-4644 L OCAL BUZZ All Photos Provided he Visiting Nurse Association of Florida is excited to present “The Dirty Flight Suit Party” at Witham Field in Stuart, Florida on November 9, 2007. The Dirty Flight Suit Party will open the Visiting Nurse Association Air Show Friday evening featuring awesome twilight air performances, fireworks, food and beverage and a concert by the Grammy nominated band “Little Texas.” For more on Little Texas, read the exclusive interview with lead vocalist, Porter Howell, in last month’s edition of The Local Buzz at www.thelocalbuzzmag.com. “In years past the Friday night event was for sponsors and air show performers. This year we are extremely excited to open the event to the community.” said VNA CEO Donald Crow. Tickets are $45.00 each, and include the air show, concert, food and beverage. A limited number of tickets are available. You can purchase tickets online at www.vnaairshow.com or by calling the VNA of Florida at 772-286-1844. For more information on the VNA Air Show or how to become a sponsor or vendor, visit the official Air Show website at www.vnaairshow.com. 9 LocalBuzzMag.com Mid-Oct-/Mid-Nov 2007 Established in 1976, the VNA of Florida is a non-profit, community-based healthcare agency offering complete home health services including skilled nursing, physical therapy, occupational therapy, speech therapy, nutritional counseling, medical social work and home health aides. The VNA has been presenting the Air Show exclusively for the past nine years. Funds raised by the air show help support the Visiting Nurse Foundation. For more information about the VNA Air Show, or to sign up for any of the involvement opportunities please visit the website at www.vnaairshow.com or call (772) 286-1844. L OCAL ARTIST By Dana Pardo-O’Kane hen you go to see Warren Silvers, who is originally from Alabama, you’d swear you were right in Nashville at the Ryman Auditorium or even the Gaylord Entertainment Center. With his booming voice and guitar handiwork, Warren puts across songs with ease, and hardly even needs the microphone. He has twenty songs published in Nashville (so far) and quite a large library of original numbers to showcase in between the country covers he plays at his local gigs. After living in Alabama, he moved to Loxahatchee in his youth and then to Okeechobee. Silvers now lives right on our beautiful Treasure Coast in Port St. Lucie with his extremely supportive wife, Catherine, and three sweet children (Chloe, Aiden and Autumn). His father died at a young age and Silver’s beginnings may have been very easy. But this very talented country songwriter, guitar player, and singer is a family man with solid values. When he was first offered a record deal while touring, he had to turn it down to be there for his son. Aiden has spinal muscular atrophy and needs round the clock care, which his wife happily gives so that Silvers can continue on with his music and his dreams. Touring since the age of sixteen in rock and roll, southern rock, country and blues bands, he has recorded seven independent albums and won many awards for his songwriting. He plays acoustically at local venues such as The West End Grill near California at 1680 St. Lucie West Boulevard in St. Lucie West on Wednesdays and Sundays from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m., in addition to performing at O’Malley’s (2727 S.E. Morningside Blvd in Jensen Beach, from 8:00 to 12:00 p.m.) on occasional Friday nights. A few of Silvers major musical influences are Hank Williams, Jr., Waylon Jennings, Alan Jackson, Josh Turner, Blake Shelton and Jason Aldean, but there are many more. He is a member of ASCAP and NSAI and writes in other styles, as well with a large number of songs yet to be published. He plays an Ibanez and has several of them, along with a home studio. Silver’s latest eleven-song CD is titled, Cowboy State of Mind. Country radio station 92.7 WAVW plays his songs, and people can request “Cowgirl Boots,” which went to number one atop the charts across the USA on Clear Channel Broadcasting stations‘ New Country Artists section. He recorded this newest CD at Amen Studios of PSL with world-famous producer, engineer and musician, Ari Mendes. When asked what he wanted people to know about him, he mentioned that he “wants people to listen to his music” and that he is “a humble man… keeps things simple.” He is very much the stand-up kind of guy who makes his family his priority in accordance with a deep spirituality and determination. Prolific is the keyword for this man’s songwriting abilities, and don’t be surprised when you hear of him on the CMA’s in the very near future. For more information on Warren Silvers (like gig dates, his bio, to hear his songs, or purchase a CD), just go to his artist page on Myspace at: w w w. m y s pa c e . c o m / r w s c o u n trysongs. You can also buy his new CD at one of his area gigs. Be sure to catch one of Silver’s performances and become a part of watching history happen before your very eyes as this huge talent makes his rise to inevitable fame. Local Band Gigs _________________ ___Oct 9________ __ __________ Heritage Bluegrass Band at the Heritage Center (Vero Bch) 7:00 PM - 11:00 PM Open Mic Night at Planet Smoothie (Jensen Bch) 7:00 PM 11:00 PM _________________ ___Oct 10________ __ __________ Robert Swinton at the Hutchinson Island Beach Resort Tiki Bar (Stuart) Beach Party Open Mic -All Musicians Welcome at Tiki Bar at Ft. Pierce Marina (Fort Pierce) Open Mic Jam and Karaoke with Trebor and Robert Vines at Sips Lounge (Port St Lucie) 8:00 PM - 11:00 PM Jam Night with Spaz, Garry Nutt, Brian Cunningham & Keith Whalen at Sips Nighclub (Port St Lucie) 8:00 PM - 11:00 PM _________________ ___Oct 11________ __ __________ Coffee Beans with George Reemer (Sax, Flute) at Jazz & Steak Night at Archie's Seabreeze (Fort Pierce) Bike Night at the Yellowtail Grille Downtown Ft. Pierce Jazz Jam with the Fort Pierce Jazz & Blues Society at Fort Pierce Community Center (Fort Pierce) Luis Manuel & The Charambo band (Latin) at Brisa Atlantica Restaurant & Jazz Bar (Stuart) 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM _________________ _ _Oct 12____ ____ __ __________ Robert Swinton at the Hutchinson Island Beach Resort Tiki Bar (Hutchinson Island) Don't Flinch Alternative Rock (Port St Lucie) Covers 9 until 1 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM Luis Manuel & The Charambo band (Latin) at Brisa Atlantica Restaurant & Jazz Bar (Stuart) 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM _________________ ___Oct 13 _______ __ __________ Robert Swinton at the Hutchinson Island Beach Resort Tiki Bar Country Singer " Warren Silvers " Live at The West End Grill (Stuart) 6:30 PM - 10:30 PM Luis Manuel & The Charambo band (Latin) at Brisa Atlantica Restaurant & Jazz Bar (Stuart) 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM Don't Flinch Alternative Rock Covers 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM _________________ ___Oct 14 _______ __ __________ The Jukebox Band at Wahoo's (Stuart) _________________ ___Oct 16 _______ __ __________ Heritage Bluegrass Band at the Heritage Center (Vero Bch) 7:00 PM - 11:00 PM Open Mic Night at Planet Smoothie (Jensen Bch) 7:00 PM 11:00 PM _________________ ___Oct 17_______ __ __________ Robert Swinton at the Hutchinson Island Beach Resort Tiki Bar Beach Party Open Mic -All Musicians Welcome at Tiki Bar at Ft. Pierce Marina (Fort Pierce) Country Singer "Warren Silvers" Live at the West End Grill 6:30 PM - 9:30 PM Jazz Jam with the Fort Pierce Jazz & Blues Society at Harbor Place 7:00 PM - 11:00 PM (Fort Pierce) Jam Night with Spaz, Garry Nutt, Brian Cunningham & Keith Whalen at Sips Nighclub (Port St Lucie) 8:00 PM - 11:00 PM _________________ ___Oct 18_______ __ __________ Coffee Beans with George Reemer (Sax, Flute) at Jazz & Steak Night at Archie's Seabreeze (Fort Pierce) Jazz Jam with the Fort Pierce Jazz & Blues Society at Fort Pierce Community Center (Fort Pierce) Bike Night at the Yellowtail Grille Downtown Ft. Pierce Luis Manuel & The Charambo band (Latin) at Brisa Atlantica Restaurant & Jazz Bar (Stuart) 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM _________________ ___Oct 19_______ __ __________ Robert Swinton at the Hutchinson Island Beach Resort Tiki Bar (Hutchinson Island) Luis Manuel & The Charambo band (Latin) at Brisa Atlantica Restaurant & Jazz Bar (Stuart) 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM _________________ ___Oct 20 _______ __ __________ Robert Swinton at the Hutchinson Island Beach Resort Tiki Bar Sunset Saturday Night Concert in the Park at Humiston Park 5:30 PM - 8:30 PM Country Singer " Warren Silvers " Live at The West End Grill 6:30 PM - 10:30 PM Luis Manuel & The Charambo band (Latin) at Brisa Atlantica Restaurant & Jazz Bar (Stuart) 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM 12 LocalBuzzMag.com Mid-Oct-/Mid-Nov 2007 LIVE & L OCAL _________________ ___Oct 21________ __ __________ The Jukebox Band at Wahoo's (Stuart) Country Singer " Warren Silvers " Live at the West End Grill 5:00 PM - 9:00 PM _________________ _ _Oct 23____ ____ __ __________ Heritage Bluegrass Band at the Heritage Cente (Vero Bch) 7:00 PM - 11:00 PM _________________ ___Oct 24________ __ __________ Robert Swinton at the Hutchinson Island Beach Resort Tiki Bar (Stuart) Beach Party Open Mic -All Musicians Welcome at Tiki Bar at Ft. Pierce Marina (Fort Pierce) _________________ ___Oct 25________ __ __________ Jazz Jam with the Fort Pierce Jazz & Blues Society at Fort Pierce Community Center (Fort Pierce) Coffee Beans with George Reemer (Sax, Flute) at Jazz & Steak Night at Archie's Seabreeze (Fort Pierce) Bike Night at the Yellowtail Grille Downtown Ft. Pierce Luis Manuel & The Charambo band (Latin) at Brisa Atlantica Restaurant & Jazz Bar 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM _________________ ___Oct 26 ___ ____ __ __________ Robert Swinton at the Hutchinson Island Beach Resort Tiki Bar (Hutchinson Island) Luis Manuel & The Charambo band (Latin) at Brisa Atlantica Restaurant & Jazz Bar (Port St Lucie) 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM Rocky Horror Picture Show (10 pm Until Midnight @ Undertow in Vero Beach) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM _________________ ___Oct 27 _______ __ __________ Robert Swinton at the Hutchinson Island Beach Resort Tiki Bar Luis Manuel & The Charambo band (Latin) at Brisa Atlantica Restaurant & Jazz Bar (Stuart) 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM _________________ ___Oct 28_______ __ __________ The Jukebox Band at Wahoo's (Stuart) Country Singer " Warren Silvers " Live at the West End Grill 5:00 PM - 9:00 PM _________________ ___Oct 30 _______ __ __________ Open Mic Night at Planet Smoothie (Jensen Bch) 7:00 PM 11:00 PM Heritage Bluegrass Band at the Heritage Center (Vero Bch) 7:00 PM - 11:00 PM _________________ ___Oct 31 _______ __ __________ Robert Swinton at the Hutchinson Island Beach Resort Tiki Bar Beach Party Open Mic -All Musicians Welcome at Tiki Bar at Ft. Pierce Marina (Fort Pierce) Country Singer "Warren Silvers" Live at the West End Grill 6:30 PM - 9:30 PM Jazz Jam with the Fort Pierce Jazz & Blues Society at Harbor Place 7:00 PM - 11:00 PM Jam Night with Spaz, Garry Nutt, Brian Cunningham & Keith Whalen at Sips Nighclub (Port St Lucie) 8:00 PM - 11:00 PM _________________ ___Nov 1 _______ __ __________ Jazz Jam with the Fort Pierce Jazz & Blues Society at Fort Pierce Community Center (Fort Pierce) Bike Night at the Yellowtail Grille Downtown Ft. Pierce Coffee Beans with George Reemer (Sax, Flute) at Jazz & Steak Night at Archie's Seabreeze (Fort Pierce) Luis Manuel & The Charambo band (Latin) at Brisa Atlantica Restaurant & Jazz Bar (Stuart) 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM ________________ __ ___Nov 2 _________ __ __________ Robert Swinton at the Hutchinson Island Beach Resort Tiki Bar (Hutchinson Island) Luis Manuel & The Charambo band (Latin) at Brisa Atlantica Restaurant & Jazz Bar (Stuart) 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM _________________ ___Nov 3 _______ __ __________ Robert Swinton at the Hutchinson Island Beach Resort Tiki Bar Sunset Saturday Night Concert in the Park at Humiston Park 5:30 PM - 8:30 PM The Jukebox Band at Wahoo's (Stuart) Country Singer " Warren Silvers " Live at the West End Grill 5:00 PM - 9:00 PM ________________ __ ___Nov 6 _________ __ __________ Open Mic Night at Planet Smoothie (Jensen Bch) 7:00 PM 11:00 PM Heritage Bluegrass Band at the Heritage Center (Vero Bch) 7:00 PM - 11:00 PM _________________ ___Nov 7________ __ __________ Robert Swinton at the Hutchinson Island Beach Resort Tiki Bar Beach Party Open Mic -All Musicians Welcome at Tiki Bar at Ft. Pierce Marina (Fort Pierce) Jazz Jam with the Fort Pierce Jazz & Blues Society at Harbor Place (Fort Pierce) 7:00 PM - 11:00 PM Open Mic Jam and Karaoke with Trebor and Robert Vines at Sips Lounge (Port St Lucie) 8:00 PM - 11:00 PM _________________ ___Nov 8________ __ __________ Bike Night at the Yellowtail Grille Downtown Ft. Pierce Jazz Jam with the Fort Pierce Jazz & Blues Society at Fort Pierce Community Center (Fort Pierce) Coffee Beans with George Reemer (Sax, Flute) at Jazz & Steak Night at Archie's Seabreeze (Fort Pierce) Robert Swinton at the Hutchinson Island Beach Resort Tiki Bar (Hutchinson Island) Luis Manuel & The Charambo band (Latin) at Brisa Atlantica Restaurant & Jazz Bar (Stuart) 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM _________________ ___Nov 10________ __ __________ Robert Swinton at the Hutchinson Island Beach Resort Tiki Bar SWS REUNION SPAZ WADE SCOTT GARRY AND BRIAN AT THE MOJO ROOM (Port St Lucie) 8:00 PM - 11:00 PM Luis Manuel & The Charambo band (Latin) at Brisa Atlantica Restaurant & Jazz Bar (Stuart) 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM NEWS OF THE WEIRD WHETHER IT'S RAMPAGING TRANSSEXUALS, SHAMELESSLY GOUGING CON ARTISTS, OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRATS RUNNING AMUCK, YOU'LL FIND THEM ALL IN CHUCK SHEPHERD'S "NEWS OF THE WEIRD" COLUMN -RIGHT HERE IN THE LOCAL BUZZ. SO, IF YOU'RE FASCINATED BY ODD HUMAN BEHAVIOR OR WANT TO REPORT YOUR NEIGHBOR FOR BITING HIS DOG, YOU NEED NOT LOOK ANY FURTHER. S e n d y o u r We i r d N e w s t o We i r d N e w s Ti ps @ y a h o o . c o m o r g o t o w w w. N e w s o ft h e We i r d . c o m BY CHUCK SHEPHERD LEAD STORY It is increasingly difficult these days for a girl to go through the stage of "plain old kid," according to a June Arizona Republic story, because clothing fashions seem to move from "toddler" directly to some form of "teen" (including "tween" and now "pre-tween"), with spaghetti-strap dresses and "ultra miniskirts," but in tinier-than-ever sizes. In fact, reported the newspaper, GapKids recently offered a "white, crocheted string bikini you'd likely see Anna Kournikova wearing on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue (except that it) was for a 12-month-old." LATEST RELIGIOUS MESSAGES -- Egypt's Muslims are growing weary of the number of specific religious edicts ("fatwas") issued by the country's clerics, including two recent, highly controversial ones, according to a June New York Times dispatch from Cairo. Ezzat Atiya, a lecturer at the prestigious al-Azhar Islamic University, had declared that men can be permitted to see unrelated women without their head scarves (which is ordinarily prohibited) by the symbolic act of the woman's breastfeeding the man five times, which in theory places the woman on similar footing to the man's mother. A second challenging fatwa declared that drinking the urine of the Prophet Muhammad would be holy. (Atiya has been suspended.) -- In May, one of the world's Christian "dental healers," the interdenominational Rev. Steve Jones, set up his latest revival tent, near Bradenton, Fla., and began not only allegedly curing toothaches but growing teeth and turning amalgam fillings into gold, according to the Sarasota Herald-Tribune. The reporter described a parade of witnesses claiming to have been healed and to have seen their crooked teeth straightened. Laying his hand on the jaw of one local resident, Jones assured the crowd, "You can see gold coming (into the filling)." 13 LocalBuzzMag.com Mid-Oct-/Mid-Nov 2007 New Frontiers in Science PEOPLE DIFFERENT FROM US (1) Hitachi's "brain machine interface," which it showed an Associated Press reporter in June, might soon allow a user to don a hat and turn an appliance on or off by merely thinking about doing so. (Until now, such thought-controlled instructions could only be done by people with devices implanted.) (2) Scientists at Italy's La Sapienza University announced in May that they had, for apparently the first time, surgically grafted a vagina (built with stem cells) onto a woman who had been born without one due to a rare condition. Pablo Castro, 26, was sent to the hospital twice in Decatur, Ala., on June 24, once after being stabbed in an argument and, after his release later that day, being stabbed again while arguing with a different person. And Tony Hicks was hospitalized in Knoxville, Tenn., for separate wounds on July 1, 2 and 3; he was hit by a car one night, then released from the hospital the next day, but was back in after an intruder attacked him in his home, and after his release the next day, he was back after police shot him in connection with a robbery. -- A judge in London's Southwark Crown Court sentenced Mr. Bonney Eberendu, 36, to a mental health facility in June after he admitted that he was the one who smeared his feces inside at least six trains over a several-month period last year. Eberendu said the voices in his head had, on at least five occasions, instructed him to go kill someone and that, somehow, he was able to overcome the voices by doing what he did on the trains QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENTS Probation-Happy Judges: (1) Judge Angelo DiCamillo of Camden, N.J., thought probation (and $750 restitution) was enough for six teenagers in June, even though they had wrecked a family's home during a party ($18,000 damages), urinated and defecated on the furniture and (except for one boy) declined to apologize. (2) Also in June, Judge Harold Kahn of San Francisco thought probation was enough for a woman who had claimed the identity of another (through stolen credit cards) and run up six months of bills and bad credit, and even though the thief was already on probation. (Bonus fact: The victim had collared the perp herself, following a chance meeting, and handed her to police.) JUST CAN'T STOP MYSELF (1) "Bishop" Anthony Owens, 35, of Duluth, Ga., out of prison less than two years following a bigamy sentence, was arrested in April on suspicion of agreeing to marry four more women. Owens said that maybe he "misunderstood" Mormon teachings. (2) Kylie Wilson, 28, was convicted in June in Brisbane, Australia, of stabbing her friend Daniel Blair because Blair literally would not stop masturbating in her home, where Wilson's 3-year-old daughter was present. According to Wilson, Blair started his adventure in the bathroom and moved to the bedroom, ignoring Wilson's pleas, until she grabbed a knife and stabbed him twice in the shoulder. Even then, the wounded Blair merely retreated to the garage, where he continued what a newspaper called his "marathon CULTURAL DIVERSITY -- Violent demonstrations in northwestern India in May left at least 18 dead, as members of the lower Gujjar caste demanded that the government put them into an even lower class, at the bottom of the social ladder (so that they would be eligible for more government benefits). The Gujjars say that being one of the government's "Other Backwards Classes" is unsatisfactory and that they deserve worse. -- International restrictions on tuna fishing have created a shortage in Japan's sushi restaurants so dire that chefs are considering substitutes such as sushi prepared with raw horse or deer meat. While that would outrage many Japanese diners, some restaurateurs believe the plan feasible, according to a June New York Times dispatch from Tokyo. Said one: "We tasted it, and horse sushi was pretty good. It was soft, easy to bite off, had no smell." OBSESSIONS John Moore, 67, golfs nearly every day and has for about 20 years, according to a July St. Petersburg Times report. The golf he plays, though, consists of hitting 35 long-iron shots (five shots with each of the seven balls he owns) on a grassy median strip along Interstate 275 in downtown Tampa. "You can't play this game one day, two days in a week," he said. "You have to play it all the time if you want to do something with it." What Moore wants to do with it, he told the Times, is to someday soon make his first-ever appearance on an actual golf course. LEAST COMPETENT PEOPLE In July 2007, four would-be suicide bombers were convicted in London of a botched terrorist act that came two weeks after their more successful colleagues attacked trains and a bus in that city two years earlier. The second attack failed because the leader, Muktah Said Ibrahim (who was said to have flunked math in school) miscalculated the amount of ingredients, rendering the bombs useless. However, terror fighters make mistakes, too, as the U.S. Government Accountability Office revealed in July. The Nuclear Regulatory Commission had recently granted a license for handling radioactive materials (enough for a socalled "dirty bomb") to a fake company set up by the GAO, consisting of nothing more than a telephone and commercial mailbox in West Virginia. RECURRING THEMES Smoking Kills: David Pawlik called the fire department in Cleburne, Texas, in July to ask if the "blue flames" he and his wife were seeing every time she lit a cigarette were dangerous, and an inspector said he would be right over and for Mrs. Pawlik not to light another cigarette. However, anxious about the imminent inspection, she lit up and was killed in the subsequent explosion. (The home was allelectric, but there had been a natural gas leak underneath the yard.) BUZZ EXTRA by John Mundazio with additional writing by Beth E. Cochran UPBEAT Entertainment News Syndicate e're not the sort of group to jump on the television critics' bandwagon, in fact we primarily loathe and detest most of them... But... every once in a great moon or so [much like Halley's Comet] a television pilot comes along that completely shocks and surprises you with its dazzling beauty, pitch perfect cast, and its casual ability to create a whole new world that you never want to exit. In this case, that show happens to be Pushing Daisies, which ABC recently ordered up for the fall season. From the fertile mind of Bryan Fuller (Wonderfalls, Heroes), it's unlike anything you've ever seen on television, a Burtonesque vision of mortality, morality, and, er, pies that sucks you in from the very opening scene and never lets go. Fuller, with tongue in cheek claims, "We're going to bring mutual masturbation back." Now THAT is a statement folks. Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld (The Addams Family), Pushing Daisies has a super-saturated color palette that jars sharply (and intentionally) with its life-and-death theme: Lee Pace (Wonderfalls) plays Ned, a lonely pie maker who, as a child, discovers that he has the ability to bring dead things back to life, a gift he uses to full effect, when his beloved dog Dibney is hit by a truck in the pilot's beautiful and brutal opening. But this new gift has a few caveats: he can bring something back to life but if he ever touches them again, they die instantly and can't be resurrected again; additionally, if he keeps them alive for more than a minute, someone else in proximity will die. Think of it as the universal law of balance: if someone lives, someone else has to die. Just that happens when his mother suffers a fatal aneurysm whilst baking a pie one afternoon. As she falls to the floor, Ned revives her and she pops back to life as though she had been taking a nap. But when Ned keeps her alive, the father of his beloved girlnext-door Chuck (a.k.a. Charlotte) drops dead watering the lawn. He also brings back his childhood sweetheart (played by Anna Friel), but he obviously can't touch her again, which indeed puts a major cramp in their ongoing romance. "We're going to have a lot of fun with prophylactics [and] Saran Wrap kisses," Fuller said in a news conference at the Television Critics Association summer press tour in Beverly Hills, California. "We're going to see them dancing in beekeeper suits. We're going to go a long way in doing everything we can to get them to touch each other that's not flesh to flesh." The actors really like the challenge this presents. "It helps that we like each other a lot," Pace said. Friel added, "I think it makes it more exciting not to be able to touch— the longest foreplay ever in existence." It's an odd concept with more than a few inherent problems for Ned. For one, he can't ever touch Dibney again (he pets his beloved pooch with a hand on a stick) and it's made him reluctant to share any human contact with anyone, especially wanton waitress Olive (Kristin Chenoweth). But Ned doesn't have any qualms entering morally grey areas to exploit his gift with his business partner, an ex-cop who goes by Emerson (Chi McBride). Their business model? They follow the news for any suspicious deaths, with reward money attached, then animate the corpse to learn who killed them, pocket the cash, and go on their merry way. It's a plan that's helped pay for Ned's true passion: baking pies (not too Freudian, huh?) at his own little slice of heaven, The Pie Hole. And everything would have been fine if the latest murder victim hadn't been his loved-andlost Charlotte "Chuck" Charles, now an adult (Our Mutual Friend's Anna Friel) who has gotten herself murdered on a cruise. Ned and Emerson head back to Ned's daisy-laden childhood home of Coeur d' Coeur to revive Charlotte but Ned finds himself in a bit of a Sleeping Beauty quandary and he can't bear to let Charlotte die again, especially as she never saw who her killer was. What happens next? You'll have to wait to find out, but let me just say that it's incredibly worth the wait and involves a Fuller favorite (monkeys), a murder mystery, a pair of over-the-hill synchronized swimmers, and a shady travel boutique called, well, Boutique Travel Travel Boutique. It's a mystery, a love story, a quirky comedy, and a drama about morality rolled into one and lovingly filled with a delicious cherry pie filling that's sweet but never saccharine. The creators and director Barry Sonnenfeld don't know how the show will be received, but they already have a way to end the series. "I think if the show will end— hopefully it will never end— but if it does end, it will probably end with a kiss," Fuller said. Pushing Daisies airs Wednesdays at 8:00 p.m. ET/PT. DVD REVIEW by John Mundazio UPBEAT Entertainment News Syndicate erhaps the good folks over at Paramount should SERIOUSLY consider medicating everyone here at UPBEAT prior to allowing us to review some of their more recent DVD film offerings. Next should just be renamed, "The Next Stupid Decision" or "The Next Group of Terribly Written Characters" or "The Next Round of Idiotic Dialogue" or "The Next Moronic Action Movie Cliche. Director Lee Tamahori deserves to be smacked silly for even allowing this movie into public view. If I were Philip K. Dick, author of the book "The Golden Man" on which the movie is based, I'd be rolling around restlessly in my grave after having my work unnecessarily mutilated like this. Nicolas Cage, (as always), demonstrates that even in a horrible film, he's eminently watchable, as when Cris calmly tries to ask out Liz while fighting her ex using his precognitive Tae Kwon-Do moves. Ultimately, though, all that it does is make you wish you were watching one of NUMEROUS, much better Nicolas Cage films. The ending is probably going to be a major point of contention for a number of viewers. Without giving too much away, it all comes off as an enormous cop-out.... another cheap "gimmick" obviously done (as with most of the film) for all the wrong reasons. 15 LocalBuzzMag.com Mid-Oct-/Mid-Nov 2007 The problem is, by the time you finally, painstakingly arrive there, you really don't care anymore. In fact, you've probably already fallen asleep. And if you suffer from insomnia... well... let's just say you have my heartfelt condolences. Next is yet another case of missing the Philip K. Dick forest for the shiny high-concept trees. Stronger adaptations like Blade Runner or Minority Report mine the deeper issues raised by Dick's illuminating style... while others, like Total Recall (also co-scripted by Goldman) at least supplement their premise with good action and an engaging script. Next simply says "wouldn't it be cool if?" and hopes that the plot, character, and dialogue will somehow... miraculously take care of themselves. Trust me... they really don't. SPOOKY NEWS By Judy Beard e have all heard the spine-chilling stories. Maybe we had eerie things happen to us in our life time. Most would rather not talk about these phenomena. Perhaps they would rather just make fun of them. The big question is "are they real?" Before drawing a conclusion, let's take a road trip. Our adventure will take us to a few places located in Florida that have communities living with legends of the unexplainable as part of their daily lives We will begin by heading north on the Florida Turn-Pike to Yeehaw Junction. Go west on SR-60 for 45 miles or so to Lake Wales. Here you will find one of Florida's best hidden mysteries just waiting there for your free enjoyment. Spook Hill. Located on the north side of Lake Wales on Fifth Street, just a few blocks from the historic district, there is a hill. At first glance, one would encounter a regular looking paved road. But check this out! Stop at the bottom of the hill, put your car in neutral, and your car will roll "uphill", pulled by invisible forces which defy the laws of gravity. I tried it and it really works! Of course there is a legend of an Indian chief and a great battle with a gator that accompanies this mystery. But regardless... spooky! Don't stop now! Next take US-27 north to I-4. Head east to the Orange City exit. (Go to Map Quest on your computer for directions). There is a quaint little village called Cassadaga that most people have never heard of. This is located between Orange City and Lake Helen. It has only been there for about 150 years and most of us are still new to the town's existence! "So what type of place is this?" you may ask. Well hold on to your seats! There are no roller coasters or rides there...at least not earthly ones. Cassadaga is a spiritualist community with psychics and mediums. Most people come here with the desire to communicate with their deceased loved ones. I personally am more than happy to wait! Nevertheless, this place really exists. 16 LocalBuzzMag.com Mid-Oct-/Mid-Nov 2007 Since looking into the future with a psychic and trying to communicate with the dead are far from any desire of mine, I took the safer way of exploring this town...I sped through it! Not really...just kidding... I drove slowly. Risking the unknown, my friends and I actually stopped after dark, got out of the car, and even took pictures. Of what? The blackness of the woods that surround the town of Cassadaga. We "carefully" walked around side-byside taking these pictures. A few old houses with lights on displayed inviting signs for psychic readings. We just walked pass them. My friends and I snaked down the dark, long, winding roads and paths of Cassadaga. Creepy...huh? What was really freaky was not what we saw, but what we didn't see - until we looked at the pictures. Orbs and shadows, not visible to our eyes, appeared on the photos. Too spooky...we were outta there! Now if you don't mind the drive, pack an overnight bag and keep going. Take I-4 east to I-95 north until you get to St. Augustine. It's about 50 miles north of Daytona. As the oldest known city in the United States, surely there must be ghosts there. I once took one of their famous ghost tours. This included graveyards, light houses, buildings that used to be hospitals or drug stores, and of course the old fort and jail house. Yes indeed it was spooky! Not as creepy as Cassadaga, but a lot more to see even without a camera! Oct 14 • 7 pm 20th Now if this road trip is too much for you, check around and go to the local haunted houses...there's sure to be plenty lurking about... SPOOKY! anniversary TICKETS (321) 242-2219 www.kingcenter.com (321) 459-3309 or (407) 839-3900 www.ticketmaster.com Ask about RESERVED parking EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW By Glenn Swift here’s a legend in the backwoods of the Mississippi Delta that says if you really want to play the blues, you must sell your soul to the Devil. Tall tale or not, one thing is for certain – when Robert Cray plays the blues, somethin’ supernatural is going on. Universally acknowledged as one of the world’s premier blues guitarists, Cray’s music has been described as “thoughtfully soulful, yet muscular.” It’s definitely that. Cray’s signature sound is a popular favorite among traditional and contemporary blues aficionados alike, and his extraordinary technique reflects a multitude of musical genres. Over his star-studded career, he has produced 16 albums, two gold albums, and been nominated for eleven Grammy awards, winning five. Known as a high-energy performer, Cray has performed alongside nearly all of the contemporary heavyweights in his field: B.B. King, Johnny Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters, Eric Clapton, Buddy Guy, Johnny Copeland, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jimmie Vaughan, Keb Mo, Bonnie Raitt, Tina Turner, Albert Collins, the Neville Brothers, and the late-great Muddy Waters, who reverently referred to Cray as his “adopted son.” Born into a musical family in Columbus, Georgia, Cray, 54, moved at an early age to Newport News, Virginia, where he spent the bulk of his formative years. Although he was an avid music fan as a youngster, who listened to everything from B.B. King to Sara Vaughan, it was four guys from Liverpool who literally changed Cray’s life. “I got a guitar because of the Beatles. No doubt about it, those guys were incredible. The funny thing was, when they came out it seemed like everyone in my neighborhood got a guitar. Hearing their music made me want to learn everything as fast as I could. Then Jimi Hendrix came along a few years later, and that whole psychedelic thing turned my head backwards. Within a few years I began playing the blues. That's when I saw Albert Collins in an outdoor concert... he just blew me away. I mean he just walked out into the crowd and did his thing. Then I saw him again when he played at my high school graduation. I took the opportunity to walk up to him and thank him for a great show. I told him I was a big fan and he said, ‘Young man, you play guitar? Keep it up!’... That really inspired me, and if I had to name my greatest influence, it would be him (Collins).” During his late teens, Cray became an avid record collector. “I listened to everything, from Jethro Tull to Billy Preston,” he said. An avid fan of pop, rock, blues and jazz, Cray worked painstakingly to hone his skills on the guitar. “I always wanted to learn from others and to incorporate other musical styles into mine. At the same time, after I got serious about music, it’s always been about the blues.” Shortly after graduating high school, Cray formed his first band, Steakface, which quickly proved to be a local EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW favorite. The band’s reputation grew, and, a few years later, Cray was off to California to seek fortune and fame. In the Golden State, Cray soon became popular playing the college campus circuit, and he released his first album, Who’s Been Talkin,’ in 1980. But the big break came two years later when he signed a recording contract with Mercury Records. Following two more album releases, Bad Influence and False Accusations, Cray recorded a fourth album with two of his idols, Albert Collins and Johnny Copeland. All his early work was well received, but it was the release of Strong Persuader in 1986 that won Cray a Grammy Award and cast him forever among the titans of blues masters. The album’s crossover single, "Smokin' Gun," also gave him wider appeal and greater name recognition. As a result of the success of Strong Persuader, Cray became an opening act for some of the biggest stars in the music business. In fact, he opened several times for Eric Clapton, who remains a loyal friend to this day. But Cray had also clearly become a giant in his own right as a solo artist. His soothing, soulful voice and stellar guitar work has enabled him to play to sell-out crowds at some of the largest venues in the country. A quarter century after his first record release, his work continues to be critically acclaimed, and whenever the titans of the blues gather, Robert Cray stands among them. Don’t miss the opportunity to hear one of the greatest guitarists to ever play the blues when The Robert Cray Band takes the stage at 7:30pm on Sunday, October 21 at the historic Sunrise Theatre in downtown Ft. Pierce. For tickets and/or more information, please call the box office at (772) 461-4775 or visit www.sunrisetheatre.com. ON STAGE By Michelle Kaplan ueen Latifah’s first album “All Hail the Queen,” wasn’t just a title, it was a premonition. For Dana “Queen Latifah” Owens, the album released when she was just 19, forever branded her as the first woman to make a name for herself in the predominantly male hip-hop world. Latifah burst on the scene, promptly crowning herself. Presumptuous? Maybe, but looking at the scope of her work and overall broad, ranging career, it would make Queen Elizabeth’s life seem… well, boring. The 37-year-old rapper, songstress, actress, spokes model, talk show host, producer, restaurateur, author, cover girl and record label president (who is about to launch a new clothing line for plus sized clothing for women called Dana O) hasn’t slowed down enough to figure out exactly which hat to wear… maybe that’s why she chose a crown. Regal as she may be in stature and appearance, her personality exudes confidence, intelligence, and an inner wisdom that strong women naturally possess. She is a Hollywood anomaly, whose plus-sized curvaceous figure doesn’t seem out of place in a sea of swizzle-stick actresses. Although known for her way cooler-than-thou persona, in interviews or walking the red carpet she comes off equally warm and approachable – someone who could be your best friend. That familiarity may be, from her weekly appearances in your living room, as she starred in the hit Fox TV show, Living Single, from 1993-1998. As far as it is known, Queen Latifah is still living single. As rumors about her sexuality swirl on the gossip pages, she has been very guarded about her privacy in the matter. In a 1999 interview with Ebony Magazine, she said, “There's still all kinds of speculation about my sexuality, and quite frankly, I'm getting a little tired of it. My ploy to get the media off my track (by releasing the track "Get Off Mine") didn't work. It seems that in this country, sexuality is never a non-issue. Rather, it is always the issue ... But it's insulting when someone asks, `Are you gay?' A woman cannot be strong, outspoken, competent at running her own business, handle herself physically, play a very convincing role in a movie, know what she wants – and go for it – without being gay? Come on." 19 LocalBuzzMag.com Mid-Oct-/Mid-Nov 2007 IT’S GOOD It is believed that her very convincing role as a lesbian in Set it Off in 1996 perpetuated the rumor. However it is no secret that she wants to be a mom someday as she revealed to comedian Ellen DeGeneres last month on her show; she would like to both give birth and adopt. TO BE While Latifah says she completely understands why Americans would want to go outside the states to adopt because of tough adoption laws, she would still rather adopt an American baby. “I want to have and adopt…since I was 18, I’ve always wanted a baby…I QUEEN want to adopt an American baby just because …there’s so many kids here that really need our help, my sister’s a social worker in Newark, NJ, and there’s just so many kids that could use a good home… I just feel like if I do, I’ll probably just help a kid in the hood.” ON STAGE However, one would have to wonder where she would find the time. The last few years have been a whirlwind of successes for the Queen: a Best Supporting Actress Oscar nod for her portrayal of Mama Morton in Miramax’s 2006 Best Picture Chicago, a Golden Globe nomination, and a SAG Award nomination. She starred in and was executive producer for Disney’s Bringing Down the House. This year she played Motormouth Maybelle in Hairspray. As far as movies go, she’s got a lot up and coming including, The Perfect Holiday due out this December, Mad Money with Diane Keaton and Katie Holmes coming winter 2008. She is currently filming What Happens in Vegas… with Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher scheduled for June 2008. As if this were not enough, her majesty hasn’t exactly put her musical career on the back burner. This year she received a Grammy nomination for her first vocal album, Queen Latifah – The Dana Owens Album. The platinumselling album is a collection of classics that she chose to cover. Her new album Trav’lin’ Light climbed to number 11 on the Billboard’s Top 200 Album Chart in its debut week. The album takes some of her favorite songs from female jazz, soul and blues artists that have inspired her such as Sarah Vaughan, Peggy Lee, Etta James, Roberta Flack, Phoebe Snow and Shirley Horn. The Queen stirs in her own vocals with a twist of her personality that makes these classics her very own. So, although the Queen will be taken it on the road, don’t expect this tour to be trav’lin light. If her performances in Chicago and Hairspray are any indication of what’s to come, she ain’t gonna just rock, she’ll reign. Queen Latifah will be appearing on November 7 at the Kravis Center, 701 Okeechobee Blvd. in West Palm Beach at 8 PM. For tickets and more information, call (800) 572-8471 or visit www.kravis.org. O R D E R O N L I N E w w w. v n a a i r s h o w. c o m O R C A L L 7 7 2 - 2 8 6 - 1 8 4 4 Dirty Flight Suit Party Friday, November 9 GATES OPEN 5:00 PM Admission includes: ORDER ONLINE • Twilight Air Show www.vnaairshow.com • Fireworks Display OR CALL 772-286-1844 • Concert by Little Texas TICKETS $45.00 • Food & Beverage LIMITED AVAILABILITY BUZZ ADVICE by The Devore Sisters UPBEAT Entertainment News Syndicate By Michelle Kaplan Michelle@thelocalbuzzmag.com f there is one time of year that I don’t like being a Floridian, it’s the fall. I miss everything about the fall that you can’t get here. There is nothing quiet like autumn in New England. That first morning you wake up and the air is a little cooler, but by afternoon it fades becoming warm. Then comes the first night you have to reach in the closet for that extra blanket, the thick, really warm one. The first time you get home from work, get out of the car, and immediately recognize that familiar smell – ahhh, someone’s fireplace is burning. The first weekend when the wind blows chilly and the trees have all of a sudden burst into color. It’s still warm enough to step out onto the front porch and admire the color with a steaming hot cup of coffee to warm your hands. The sun starts to sink around 4 PM, giving you an excuse to put on your pajamas early and declare yourself “in for the night.” Floridians will insist that the seasons here change. They are just subtler, you have to be more observant to notice them. So, I went looking and yeah, they’re right. Although it’s about 89 degrees out, the department stores have stocked their shelves with wool and angora sweaters, brown and black corduroy, and heavy, almost ski, resortstyle, vests. I had this general unnatural, uneasy feeling seeing Christmas trees and Santa all decked out in what must be an extremely uncomfortably hot Santa suit. It’s the same feeling you might experience when traveling thousands of miles, by plane, by car, by donkey, or by foot to a tiny, quaint little unknown, out of the way, Italian village... only to find a McDonalds. I’d like to see a more realistic picture than just taking what works on New York’s 5th Avenue in November and sticking it in my local Neiman Marcus. “Hey folks, most likely it’s not going to snow here again this year!” Why do the stores try to dress up and play winter here, when you can go down to Clematis Street in a mini-skirt until mid December? I know it’s a psychological ploy to get us to buy into the idea of winter here and perhaps purchase an entire winter wardrobe, and, maybe, for the really weak minded, a pair of skis... you know, just in case. Yes, there are a few days each year we are blessed with an actual cold day, but really it’s just a few. When you do live up north, you appreciate the beauty of fall differently, and for maybe only a day or so, because it is just a precursor of what’s to come and folks, that’s not pretty. In fact, that’s the reason most of us are here. Most have already skipped anything resembling Halloween and have gone right into the Christmas décor complete with snow and icicles. I don’t know; as a Floridian I’m kinda insulted that they’re trying to sell me this stuff. Seriously, I’m still in the market for shorts and T’s at least until late November, when we can all break out the kakis and three-quarter sleeves. And you get used to hearing, that if you miss the fall, well, it is only a plane ride away. Lucky for me this year, I’ll once again get to visit it. Although living it is entirely different. To those who are going to experience your first winter as a Floridian, it can be downright odd and even unsettling. As I think back to my first winter here, So, I’ll save them a seat poolside this winter, if they save me a nice big pile of fall leaves to dive in. That is why I do envy my friends in New England this time of year… the way they envy me sometime in February. Dear Devore Sisters, How do I tell the world's foremost experts on love and the general bunk that accompanies relationships about one facet of my sex life that is uncomfortable - and is rapidly becoming intolerable? Plunging in headfirst has always been my style, so here goes... First of all, let's get one thing straight from the start - I'm not the one having a problem, at least I don't "think" that I am. Oh no! It's my wife we're talking about - she's become a flaming harlot during adult "play time"- and I'm now convinced she's completely and thoroughly addicted to bedroom fantasies of all varieties (as in I play the "pirate" and she plays the "damsel in distress" who needs rescuing from the sinking ship). This is driving me crazy. I'm 48 years old and Zelda and I have been married for 18 years. Our sex life has always been fine (I'm certainly not complaining) - you know every couple of weeks on Friday or Saturday night after the kids were safely tucked into bed (or at the neighbor's house). Of course when we were first married, we behaved like rabbits in heat. Then, like all couples who experience the "after the kids were born" syndrome, we couldn't be as spontaneous - we had to make dates, schedule our "intimate together time" which was thankfully of a short duration in those years. I'm not technically complaining, and I love Zelda dearly, but sometimes her need to achieve "fulfilling orgasmic ecstasy" each and every time, travels above and beyond what I consider the whole foreplay - during play - after play levels of intimacy to be. She's always been into toys and atmosphere and ambiance - heck, we had candles littering the house and bedroom when aromatherapy was "all the rage"... And, as the kids have grown older, Zelda's antics have gotten a bit kinkier. We've now moved into an entirely new arena of staged productions - costuming, assigned roles, scripted parts, the whole enchilada - and I'm having a hard time understanding what she finds so appealing in all this. If I'm the Wolf and Zelda is Little Red Riding Hood and I stalk her for about twenty minutes, then catch her and, well, you know what comes next - what does this playacting have to do with the act of making love? Here's the final straw - last month Zelda became the character 'Xena Warrior Princess' in full battle regalia from the over-the-knee boots, to the iron-studded leather corset, all the way to Xena's choice of weapon (kind of like a boomerang sort of thing). And that's not the half of it. On alternate nights my role is Xena's sidekick Gabrielle (what's up with this anyway - are they lovers?) or the God of War, Ares (I like this guy better - he's the bad boy and gets to wear leather too!). But in this scenario Xena - alias Zelda - is the dominant partner, the supreme mistress, while I play a subservient knave who caters to Xena's every whim. Believe me some of Xena's commands - should I be a good warrior today, or the evil princess? - can be downright intimidating. What's next? I'm afraid I'll find Xena's horse in our bedroom one day because Zelda has gone twelve steps over the edge. Should I continue to play along, or put my foot down here and now? Signed Caught Up In An Alternate Fiction World Dear Caught Up, For a big, macho stud you certainly took this one on the chin! Get real - Mimi is positively aghast, speechless (which doesn't happen often) - she can't believe you've actually written to us complaining about a sex life that - from all counts - should be glorious, amusing, invigorating, boisterous, delightful, fulfilling and satisfying for both you and your wife. Titillation at it's finest, igniting the fires of passion to the utmost. We're positively drooling with envy, pea-green with jealousy! Tell us, how does Zelda get you to perform all these various and sundry parts in her epic tales of bedroom splendor? The fantasies that you and Zelda flirt with are the stuff that most women pine for - it's a real soap opera fanatic's ultimate dream, topped of course, with whipped cream and a cherry. Think about it knowing that the female anatomy is highly complex and often considered like a foreign country to a majority of men, coupled with the fact that most woman require the added dimension of "emotional attachment" during the lovemaking process - how long do you honestly believe it takes for her to become completely and utterly bored with the hohum, monotonous, tedious, drab, insipid, tiresome aspects of a love life that uses only one method for enhancement and one position (or two, if you're creative) for fulfillment? Stop being such a cowering, flatulent, wormy toadstool. Zelda has taken the initiative and created a mixture of savory, sexy spices that only serve to enhance your sex life, a posture almost in complete contradiction to the multitude of long-term relationships we know about - where the men claim their women are disinterested, aloof, uncaring, even perfunctory. Why are you whining? You should be thankful for such a resourceful, energetic woman. Mimi's extensive personal research delving the depths of depravity in society as a whole has concluded: "When it comes to what women really need to arouse them sexually, men are so totally clueless that they truly believe more is better, even when their substandard performance can't measure up to and ant's eyebrows." SHRINK WRAP by Robert A. Kutner, Psy.D. Licensed Psychologist- PY4623 Be available for your children • Notice times when your kids are most likely to talk (e.g., at bedtime, before dinner, in the car) and be available. • Find time each week for a one-on-one activity with each child and avoid scheduling other activities during that time. • Learn about your children's interests (e.g., favorite music and activities) and show interest in them. • Initiate conversations by sharing what you have been thinking about rather than beginning a conversation with a question. Let your kids know you're listening • When your children are talking about concerns, stop whatever you are doing and listen. • Express interest in what they are saying without being intrusive. • Listen to their point of view, even if it's difficult to hear. • Let them complete their point before you respond. • Repeat what you heard them say to ensure that you understand them correctly. Respond in a way your children will hear • Soften strong reactions; kids will tune you out if you appear angry or defensive. • Express your opinion without putting down theirs; acknowledge that it's okay to disagree. • Resist arguing about who is right. Instead say, "I know you disagree with me, but this is what I think." Remember: • Ask your children what they may want or need from you in a conversation, such as advice, simply listening, help in dealing with feelings, or help solving a problem. • Kids learn by imitating. Most often, they will follow your lead in how they deal with anger, solve problems, and work through difficult feelings. • Kids learn from their own choices. As long as the consequences are not dangerous, don't feel you have to step in. Parenting is hard work • Listening and talking is the key to a healthy connection between you and your children. But parenting is hard work and maintaining a good connection with teens can be challenging, especially since parents are dealing with many other pressures. If you are having problems over an extended period of time, you might want to consider consulting with a mental health professional to find out how they can help. This article comes from The American Psychological Association. Check out www.apa.org. You can reach Dr. Kutner at (772) 283-3223 or flapsychdoc@yahoo.com. L ATE NIGHT READING by Bridget Petrella UPBEAT Entertainment News Syndicate displayed an artistic talent at an early age. I first experimented in dirty diapers and mashed potatoes. As I grew older, I moved up to crayons on drywall and markers on flesh. This met with harsh reviews from the critics ("No! Not on the walls!", You do NOT color your sister") and many hours of painting in my room, or on my room, depending on how you saw it. I saw it as a way to give my Jackson Five poster a "Salvador Dali" feel to it, Mom and Dad saw it as my journey into "nonconformity"... Unshaken by these minor setbacks, I continued my artistic development venturing into coloring books. At this stage I began to dabble in art theory. Dad: "Very nice, Bridget. But bunnies aren't orange and fire trucks aren't purple." Me: "Bunnies don't wear jackets and fire trucks don't have faces either!" Contempt for Dad. More painting on room or in room. Who'd have thought I'd need a lawyer at this age? Upon entering grade school, I took up pencil. I would draw everything from horses to trees to houses to cars. You name it, I'd draw it. I'd even draw cartoon characters, like Snoopy, Magilla Gorilla, Popeye and Underdog, while watching television. This continued through, middle school into high school, where I discovered drafting. At the time, I thought this was the coolest thing, drawing odd-shaped objects from every angle. I began to ponder becoming an architect. I wanted to learn exciting, inspiring concepts and design important buildings! Hey, I just might become the next Frank LLoyd Wright. My high school drafting teacher, Mr. Harper, saw this plan quite differently than I did... He was rather "linear" by nature... Mr. Harper: "Miss Petrella, you have a very exciting, inspiring concept for a motel... with a bright brass fire pole and a Star Trek Captain's bridge design that, as far as I can tell, has never been attempted by mortal men. You were to supposed to design a two-bedroom house." Okay, so maybe architecture wasn't exactly my "thing". Besides, there were too many little annoyances like building codes and those nagging laws of physics. I still wanted to do something deep within the art world, so, I headed to The Art Institute of Pittsburgh and The University of Pittsburgh. As an "art school student of doom"-- I spent the next 5 years commuting past cows, cornfields, and barns while religiously studying illustration, watercolor, cartooning, graphic design, painting, markers, watercolors, oils. I knew this is where my talent could be nurtured and brought to the forefront. That is, until the COLOSSAL portfolio review... just before my last semester. Professor: "Bridget, do you see this cow?" Me: "Yes." Professor: "Well, with the exception of your 'study on Norwegian dogs with braided nose hairs'-- it is indeed a bit of a plunge into madness, however, it isn't EXACTLY the 'marketing madness' we were hoping for with this assignment. Tell me, what does an Indonesian cow with no karma on a retreat in Nepal have to do with dairy farmers selling milk?" Hmmm. What was he trying to say? Okay, just another insignificant speed bump on my journey. I simply turned it all into surrealist cartoon sketches, quickly done the night before, snagged my degree, graduated with honors and began to explore this world of marketing, writing and public relations a bit more closely. It certainly wasn't "spiritual"... TRIVIA CONTEST Win FREE TICKETS to Groucho’s Comedy Club Compliments of The Local Buzz Call For Reservations 772-419-0302 To see full schedule visit QUESTION: Who won the Amazing Race Season 1? First 3 correct responses e-mailed to Publisher@TheLocalBuzzMag.com, or Mailed to T.L.B. PO Box 9016, Port Saint Lucie, FL 34985 win a ticket admitting two to Friday’s Comedy Show (excludes special event nights). www.GrouchoProductions.com Sandpiper OFF THE CUFF By Glen Swift Jr. Buzz Writer few weeks back, I was walking along US1 in Port St. Lucie when all of a sudden I noticed a curious looking fellow with a loud speaker and a 12foot wooden cross… I could only make out a few words here and there, but I could tell it was the typical Christian fundamentalist message: Fear God, Rapture Is Coming, Rejoice Now. And since I'm such a sniveling egotistical liberal -- you know, devil child -- I decided to walk on over and see what all the fuss was about. (I've since found out that this gentleman is one of the nicest guys on the Treasure Coast, so it's nothing personal… just here me out.) When I joined the group of listeners that was slowly growing larger, he looked at me and greeted me with a warm "hello", and "God Bless." I still wasn't convinced. I looked at the man and simply asked if he had ever read the Bible. He laughed for a second or two and responded "why certainly." I then asked if he, like most other evangelicals, believed every word of the Bible was the divine word of God, to which the man replied yes. Finally, I asked how he felt about Exodus Chapter 21:20-21. Of course, he, as I'm sure most of the people reading this article, had no idea what Exodus Chapter 21 is about. In a nutshell, the respective Bible chapter is outlining a series of laws to which Moses was told to return to his followers with after having left Egypt. And while I find most of these laws to be absolutely blasphemous to begin with, Exodus Chapter 21:20-21 is by far my favorite. It reads "If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property." Seriously folks… This might have been prudent teaching to a nomadic, tribal people 3500 years ago, but don't tell me Jesus would have been for this kind of thing. Remember 25 LocalBuzzMag.com Mid-Oct-/Mid-Nov 2007 what Jesus had to say about the woman about to be stoned in the Gospel of John? This is precisely why I have been asking Pastors and Reverends their personal views on this draconian and cruel passage ever since my little fingers first uncovered it in Sunday school many years ago. I have heard all the translations and interpretations imaginable, from "God was just kidding," to "that wasn't really God talking, it was another guy" to "we shouldn't judge the way God spoke to man at the time, for man was very primitive." To say the least, none of these answers have settled my stomach to why a loving God would say this to his creation, and the chap with the loud speaker on US1 was flabbergasted upon reading it himself. (Nice as he was, not even his 12-foot cross could help him out on this one.) Perhaps this is why the Roman Catholic Church for many years (especially since the Vatican II Council in the early 60s) has cautioned against literal interpretation of scripture. This very point is precisely why the Catholics broke rank with many of the fundamentalist Protestant churches over who makes it into Heaven. (The Catholics believe even some nonChristians will see the Pearly Gates.) teachings of Jesus to be extraordinarily inspiring. (If the whole world lived like Jesus did, we'd have a far better world.) Back to the story… But fundamentalist religion, believing that every word of every ancient text must be taken literally, leads to problems. This becomes even more of a sticky situation when this kind of thinking is brought into the political arena. I mean Ive heard some folks refuse to recycle because they believe in global warming, and that such an act would be a contradiction of faith. This is why I cringe over the whole idea of teaching Intelligent Design in a science class. Yes, I'm amazed at how so many educated members of our society (even SCIENTISTS) can become so politicized. And all because certain data conflicts with biblical scripture? So, the man stood there speechless as he stared at his open pocket Bible. After a few moments he said he was taking a break, and a few moments after that he packed everything into his car and quietly drove off. First and foremost, I believe people have the upmost right to believe whatever they want to or do whatever they wish to do as long as it doesn't hurt another person. I believe we have the right to see the world as being eight thousand years old, even though virtually every scientist today would say it's closer to four billion. Also, we have the right to believe woman came from a rib, and Moses road a triceratops to work every day. However, I do believe a literal translation of religion can translate to irrational and closeminded behavior. This is my problem - not religion itself - but fundamentalist religion. Please understand me here. I have nothing against Christianity. In fact, I find the Come on now! I believe Jesus would have been the first to speak out on behalf of protecting this wonderful planet we live on. Wouldn't the one who created it want to protect it too? The opinions expressed in this column, political or otherwise, are not necessarily those of the management or ownership of The Local Buzz Magazine, its advertisers or sponsors. VIDEO GAME PAGE FEATURE OF THE MONTH TIP OF THE MONTH: AT THE MOVIES Movie Reviews done monthly by The Local Buzz Magazine’s critic James Collins Across The Universe A love story set against the backdrop of the 1960s amid the turbulent years of anti-war protest, mind exploration and rock ''n roll, moving from the dockyards of Liverpool to the creative psychedelia of Greenwich Village, from the riot-torn streets of Detroit to the killing fields of Vietnam. The star-crossed lovers, Jude and Lucy, along with a small group of friends and musicians, are swept up into the emerging anti-war and counterculture movements, with Dr. Robert and Mr. Kite as their guides. The Game Plan The Boston Rebels' quarterback Joe Kingman (Dwayne ''The Rock'' Johnson) is known as one of the toughest, most skilled NFL players to ever take the field; he's also probably the most self-absorbed. But his seemingly perfect bachelor life is suddenly thrown for a loop when he discovers Peyton (Madison Pettis), the 8-year-old daughter he never knew existed, on his doorstep. Oops. Now, instead of supermodels and late night parties, Joe has to deal with baby dolls and bedtime stories. The Brave One New York radio host Erica Bain has a life that she loves and a fiancé she adores. All of it is taken from her when a brutal attack leaves Erica badly wounded and her fiancé dead. Unable to move past the tragedy, Erica begins prowling the city streets at night to track down the men she holds responsible. Her dark pursuit of justice catches the public''s attention, and the city is riveted by her anonymous exploits. Resident Evil Extinction Alice, now in hiding in the Nevada desert, once again joins forces with Carlos Olivera and L.J., along with survivors Claire, K-Mart and Nurse Betty to try to eliminate the deadly virus that threatens to make every human being undead—and to seek justice. Since being captured by the Umbrella Corporation, Alice has been subjected to biogenic experimentation and becomes genetically altered, with super-human strengths, senses and dexterity. These skills, and more, will be needed if anyone is to remain alive. Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married? When eight married college friends reunite for their annual retreat in the snowcapped mountains of Colorado, they come expecting fun and relaxation, but get a completely unexpected surprise. Career-driven Dianne and her supportive, but fed-up husband, Terry, are joined by popular psychologist and best-selling author Patricia and her architect husband Gavin, who share a secret tragedy that finally comes to light, while Angela and Marcus argue constantly, but remain in love. AT THE MOVIES Coming to theaters Coming to DVD Movies Opening October 12 SLEUTH (R) ELIZABETH: THE GOLDEN AGE (PG-13) WE OWN LARS AND THE NIGHT (R) THE REAL GIRL (PG-13) FAT GIRLS (R) TYLER PERRY'S WHY DID I GET MARRIED? (PG13) CANVAS (PG-13) THE FINAL SEASON (PG) WEIRDSVILLE (R) BERKELEY (NR) Movies Opening October 17 O JERUSALEM (R) Movies Opening October 19 RESERVATION ROAD (R) BORDERTOWN (R) 30 DAYS OF NIGHT (R) FIRE (R) GONE BABY GONE (R) WRISTCUTTERS: A LOVE STORY (R) HOUSE (R) RENDITION (R) THRESHOLD OF HELL: THE HISTORY OF NEW AMERICA, PART 1 (R) THE COMEBACKS (PG-13) MAN FROM PLAINS (PG) THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (PG) SARAH LANDON AND THE PARANORMAL HOUR (PG) Movies Opening October 20 DAN IN REAL LIFE (PG-13) Movies Opening October 26 SAW IV (R) Movies Opening November 02 BEE MOVIE (PG) OCT 23 Amazing Grace 2006 (PG) Dead Lenny 2006 (NR) NOV 06 KING CORN (NR) THE Alien Siege 2005 (NR) Blood Car 2007 (NR) Deck the Halls 2006 (PG) I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry 2007 (R) The Forgotten Coast 2007 (PG-13) Captivity 2006 (R) El Cantante 2007 (R) TERROR'S ADVOCATE (NR) THE BEACH PARTY AT Casshern 2004 (NR) Crazy Love 2007 (PG-13) The Hoax 2006 (R) Planet Terror 2007 (NR) The Invisible 2007 (PG-13) A Mighty Heart 2007 (R) The Reaping 2007 (R) Transformers 2007 (PG-13) OCT 30 KHADAK (NR) IN THE NOV 06 Fido 2007 (R) Hostel: Part II 2007 (R) The Company 2007 (NR) MANUFACTURING DISSENT (R) THINGS WE LOST OCT 16 Absolute Wilson 2007 (NR) NOV 13 WHEEL S by Jacqueline ASTROL OGY OCTOBER 2007 HOROSCOPES Aries March 21 – April 19 You’ll find opposition where usually there is none. Don’t defend your position; use this challenge to listen and understand the point of view of others, as it’s to your benefit. You’ve been working hard, now is the time to focus on where you’re going and what’s around you. It’ll make this month go by with ease. Taurus April 20 – May 20 Opportunities arise early this month. However, you’ll have to work for them. This is a time to find out which ones are worth working for and to let the others go. The New moon on the 26th in your sign brings a good time to start new habits and patterns that you’ll stick with. It’s your choice as to what you want to accomplish. Gemini May 21 – June 21 Last month kept you on the go. This month will slow you down. Your natural charm just won’t work now. Take the time to ask more questions before you act or you’ll find yourself chasing your tail and some of the things you wanted may not be what you thought. Cancer June 22 – July 22 The key word for you this month is change. The things you’ve put off changing over the summer you must now address. With this Mercury retrograde, it’s time for action, not words, as you’ll find others won’t get your point. So, it’s time for you to do it yourself. Start that nest egg and think about what is best for your future, then act on it. All the rest will fall into place later. Leo July 23 – August 22 Your hands are tied this month, which will make you take both patience and a step back, then wait and see what happens before you act. You’ll find others will reveal information they wouldn’t normally divulge, in turn that you would usually overlook. This compaction will go far and you’ll find a clearer path to what you want. Virgo August 23 – September 22 This is a phenomenal month for friendship and improving your social life. Go with the flow. Time will reveal to you those who are true. This is not the time for snap decisions. Learn to go with the flow and enjoy the now without analyzing it to much and you’ll have a fun month. Libra September 23 – October 22 Happy Solar Return! Those closest to you will put unrealistic demands upon you. You’ll find it is not the time to do things for others but, instead, to tell them what they need to do. They’ll appreciate your sympathetic ear and feel empowered. You on the other hand can use the free time to nurture yourself and have some fun! Scorpio October 23 – November 21 With this Mercury retrograde in your sign, you’ll feel others misunderstand you. This is a time for you to ask more questions; use your actions and not your words to communicate. Remember this is a time for you to clean things up that you’ve set aside. Also, take care of your health as you’re vulnerable to colds. Sagittarius November 22 –December 21 New projects and ideas will arise this month. You have the power to make them happen, just not in the time line you’d like. Take the time to make it the quality work that you do and you’ll find time will pass quicker. Remember; haste makes waste! Capricorn December 22 – January 19 Projects are slowing down now. Take this time to relax. Don’t stress out about the timing; it’s giving you time to look toward the future and plan for what is coming next. All the stress will do is weaken your already frail immune system. So work on your health in your down time instead. Aquarius January 20 –February 18 Your creative and intuitive powers are heightened this month. Use them to advance your career; you’ll be happy with the results. However, your compassion for others will be detached. Don’t try to meddle in others business even though you may know how to fix it because your great advice will not be well received. Pisces February 19- March 20 You feel a change coming on but it’s not this month, so relax. With this Mercury retrograde trining your sign, misunderstandings with others will be plentiful. Think before you speak and you’ll find smother communications. Take this month to pamper you and enjoy the water. The change that is coming has been long-awaited and will be rewarding. With the Sun and the New Moon on the 11th in Libra, all will be looking at their relationships with others. In love, you’ll be looking into the commitment-part of it. Be careful, with Mercury going retrograde on the 12th, as communications will become challenging. Wait until after the 24th when it goes back into Libra to understand where your mate is coming from. The Taurus full moon on the 26th will help you look into your own personal values. After November 2nd, when Mercury goes direct, will you know the truth. So sit back and ask questions this month. For those who want to know: Since Neptune is retrograde as well as Mercury, I thought I’d tell you about it this month. Neptune rules the last sign of the zodiac, Pisces, which is the intuitive part of us. With Neptune in Aquarius right now all will have a stronger intuitive ability to see the future of our lives, or at least feel it, especially under this Mercury retrograde. All we have to do is listen. Monthly horoscopes by Jacqueline. For more information call: 772.286.2720 COMMUNIT Y CALENDAR Friday, Oct 5 Theater: Beyond The Rainbow Where: Riverside Theatre 3250 Riverside Park Drive, Vero Beach When: Begins Fri, Oct 5 Ends Sun, Oct 28 Sun 2 p.m. Wed, Thu, Sat 2 p.m., 8 p.m. Fri 8 p.m. Info: (772) 231-6990 Cost: TBA Saturday, Oct 13 Theater: Murderers Where: Riverside Theatre 3250 Riverside Park Drive, Vero Beach When: Begins Sat, Oct 13 Ends Sun, Oct 28, Sun 2:15 p.m. Tue, Thu, Fri 8:15 p.m. Wed, Sat 2:15 p.m., 8:15 p.m. Info: (772) 231-6990 Cost: TBA Sunday, Oct 14 Kids: Max and Ruby Where: Lyric Theatre 59 S.W. Flagler Ave., Stuart FL When: Sun, 10/14 2:00 pm, 4:00 pm Info: (772) 286-7827 Cost: $10 Theater: Food Fight! Where: Maltz Jupiter Theatre 1001 E. Indiantown Road, Jupiter When: Sun, 10/14 2:00 pm Wed, 10/17 2:00 pm Info: (561) 575-2223 Cost: $32-$36 Tickets: (561) 575-2223 Thursday, Oct 18 Halloween: Frightfest Haunted House Where: Martin County Fairgrounds 2616 S.E. Dixie Highway, Stuart When: Thu, 10/18 7:00 pm - 11:00 pm Fri, 10/19 7:00 pm - 11:00 pm Sat, 10/20 7:00 pm 11:00 pm Thu, 10/25 7:00 pm - 11:00 pm Fri, 10/26 7:00 pm - 11:00 pm Info: (772) 475-6941 Cost: Adults $10; children 12 and under $5 Friday, Oct 19 Exhibit: Art in the Atrium featuring Images of the Galapagos Where: Florida Atlantic University - Jupiter 5353 Parkside Drive, Jupiter When: Ends Fri, Oct 19 M on-Fri 8 a.m.-10p.m. Sat-Sun 9a.m.-7p.m. Info: (561) 799-8547 Cost: Free Exhibit: Ack, Ack, Ack and Through the Lens Where: Florida Atlantic University - Jupiter 5353 Parkside Drive, Jupiter When: Ends Fri, Oct. 19 Sun-Thu 8:30 a.m.-midnight Fri 8:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Sat 8:30 a.m.-7 p.m. Info: (561) 799-8547 Cost: Free Saturday, Oct 20 Concert: The New Gardens Band presents Flight Where: Palm Beach Community College Eissey Campus Theater 3160 PGA Blvd, Palm Beach Gardens When: Sat, 10/20 3:00 pm, 8:00 pm Info: 561) 688-1330 Cost: $12-$18 Saturday, Oct 20 (cont’d) Friday, Oct 26 (cont’d) Exhibit: Art in the Gardens Where: Main Street at Midtown 4655 PGA Blvd, Palm Beach Gardens When: Sat, 10/20 10:00 am - 6:00 pm Sun, 10/21 10:00 am - 6:00 pm Info: (561) 691-8507 Cost: Free Comedy: Gated Community in Scary Noises Where: Atlantic Theater 6743 W Indiantown Rd, Jupiter When: Fri, 10/26 8:00 pm Sat, 10/27 8:00 pm Info: (561) 575-3271 Cost: Adults $15; seniors $12; students $10 Tickets: (561) 575-4942 Concert on the Green featuring Boss Groove Where: Abacoa Town Center 1200 Town Center Dr, Jupiter When: Sat, 10/20 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm Info: (561) 627-2799 Cost: Free Blues: Albert Cummings Where: Lyric Theatre 59 S.W. Flagler Ave., Stuart When: Fri, 10/26 6:00 pm, 8:30 pm Info: (772) 286-7827 Cost: $30-$35 Theater: Reach Dance Company Where: Atlantic Theater 6743 W Indiantown Rd, Jupiter When: Sat, 10/20 7:00 pm Sun, 10/21 2:00 pm Info: (561) 575-3271 Cost: Adults $15; seniors $12; students $10 Halloween: Haunted House Where: Riverside Theatre 3250 Riverside Park Drive, Vero Beach When: Sat, 10/20 6:00 pm - 9:00 pm Fri, 10/26 6:00 pm - 9:00 pm Sat, 10/27 6:00 pm - 9:00 pm Sun, 10/28 5:00 pm - 8:00 pm Info: (772) 231-6990 Cost: $5, $8 for two trips through the houses Sunday, Oct 21 Concert: Bluegrass Jam Music Session Where: John D. MacArthur Beach State Park 10900 State Rd 703, North Palm Beach When: Sun, 10/21 1:00 pm - 5:00 pm Sun, 11/18 1:00 pm - 5:00 pm Info: (561) 624-6950 Cost: $4/carload Kids: Enchantment Theatre Company's The Velveteen Rabbit Where: Lyric Theatre 59 S.W. Flagler Ave., Stuart When: Sun, 10/21 2:00 pm, 4:00 pm Info: (772) 286-7827 Cost: $15 Wednesday, Oct 24 Halloween: Monsters in the Marsh Where: Grassy Waters Preserve 8264 Northlake Blvd., West Palm Beach When: Wed, 10/24 6:00 pm - 9:00 pm Info: (561) 627-8831 Cost: Adults $3; adults in costume and children $1 Benefit: Port St. Lucie Fall Festival Where: Tradition Field 527 N.W. Peacock Blvd., Port St. Lucie When: Wed, 10/24 Thu, 10/25 Fri, 10/26 Sat, 10/27 Sun, 10/28 Info: (772) 344-4021 Cost: $5 per vehicle Friday, Oct 26 Halloween Street Party Where: Abacoa Town Center 1200 Town Center Dr, Jupiter When: Fri, 10/26 6:00 pm - 10:00 pm Info: (561) 627-2799 Cost: Free Saturday, Oct 27 Halloween Boo Cruise Where: Palm Beach Princess 1 E. 11th St., Riviera Beach When: Sat, 10/27 6:30 pm Info: 1-800-841-7447 Tickets: 1-800-841-7447 Concert: MacArthur Under Moonlight Where: John D. MacArthur Beach State Park 10900 State Rd 703, North Palm Beach When: Sat, 10/27 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm Sat, 11/24 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm Info: (561) 624-6950 Cost: Adults $5; children under 10 free Halloween on the Riverwalk Where: Jupiter Riverwalk Coastal Way, Jupiter When: Sat, 10/27 Info: (561) 741-2252 or (561) 741-2400 Cheryl Thomson Cost: Free Concert: MacArthur Under Moonlight featuring Matthew Sabatella and the Rambling String Band Where: John D. MacArthur Beach State Park 10900 State Rd 703, North Palm Beach When: Sat, 10/27 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm Info: (561) 624-6950 Cost: Adults $5; children under 10 free Concert: Symphonic Band of the Palm Beaches presents Wild West Show Where: Palm Beach Community College Eissey Campus Theater 3160 PGA Blvd, Palm Beach Gardens When: Sat, 10/27 7:30 pm Info: (561) 832-3115 Cost: $15 COMMUNIT Y CALENDAR Saturday, Oct 27 (cont’d) Mangia at the Blake - Asia Fantasia Where: Blake Library 2351 SE Monterey Rd, Stuart When: Sat, 10/27 9:00 am - 3:00 pm Info: (772) 221-1403 Cost: Free Halloween: Antique Car Show & Parade of Hobgoblins Where: Downtown Stuart 121 S.W. Flagler Ave., Stuart When: Sat, 10/27 9:00 am - 5:00 pm Info: (772) 286-2848 Cost: Free Tuesday, Oct 30 Concert: Jazz Ensembles Where: Palm Beach Community College Eissey Campus Theater 3160 PGA Blvd, Palm Beach Gardens When: Tue, 10/30 8:00 pm Thu, 3/27 8:00 pm Info: (561) 575-7336 Cost: $5 Tickets: (561) 207-5900 Friday, Nov 2 Where: Downtown Jensen Beach Jensen Beach Boulevard, Jensen Beach When: Fri, 11/2 6:00 pm - 12 Midnight Sat, 11/3 12 Noon - 12 Midnight Sun, 11/4 12 Noon 8:00 pm Info: (772) 334-3444 Cost: Advance admission $5, $10 at gate Classical: Xiayin Wang, piano Where: Lyric Theatre 59 S.W. Flagler Ave., Stuart When: Fri, 11/2 7:00 pm Info: (772) 286-7827 Cost: $25-$33 Saturday, Nov 3 Fancy Pigeon Show Where: Langford Park 2369 NE Dixie Hwy, Jensen Beach When: Sat, 11/3 10:00 am Info: (561) 744-4677 Fred Hencken Sunday, Nov 4 Folk: Jonatha Brooke Where: Lyric Theatre 59 S.W. Flagler Ave., Stuart When: Sun, 11/4 7:00 pm Info: (772) 286-7827 Cost: $30-$35 Friday, Nov 9 (cont’d) Benefit: VNA Air Show Dirty Flight Suit Party featuring Little Texas Where: Witham Field 1871 SE Airport Rd Stuart When: Fri, 11/9 5:00 pm Info: (772) 221-2374 Cost: $45 Saturday, Nov 10 Benefit: VNA Air Show Where: Witham Field 1871 SE Airport Rd, Stuart When: Sat, 11/10 9:00 am - 5:00 pm Sun, 11/11 9:00 am - 5:00 pm Info: (772) 221-2374 Cost: General admission $10 in advance, $15 at gate; VIP $125 Monday, Nov 12 Theater: Beehive, The '60s Musical Where: Lyric Theatre 59 S.W. Flagler Ave., Stuart When: Mon, 11/12 5:00 pm, 8:00 pm Tue, 11/13 5:00 pm, 8:00 pm Info: (772) 286-7827 Cost: $42-$48 ON-GOING EVENTS Exhibit: Glimpses of River History - Postcards from the Past Where: Jupiter Inlet Lighthouse & Museum 500 Captain Armour's Way, Jupiter When: Tue-Sun 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Ongoing Info: (561) 747-8380, Ext. 110 Cost: Adults $7, children ages 6-18 $5, 5 and under free Downtown Jazz Where: Downtown at the Gardens 11701 Lake Victoria Gardens Ave Palm Beach Gardens When: Thursdays 6-9 p.m. Info: (561) 340-1600 Cost: Free Festival: Jammin Jensen Where: Downtown Jensen Beach Jensen Beach Boulevard, Jensen Beach When: Thursdays 5-9:30 p.m. Info: (772) 334-7755 or (772) 225-3994 Cost: Free Monday, Nov 5 Concert: Treasure Coast Youth Symphony presents American Fanfare Where: Lyric Theatre 59 S.W. Flagler Ave., Stuart When: Mon, 11/5 7:00 pm Info: (772) 286-7827 Cost: $15 Friday Fest Where: Downtown Fort Pierce Second Street and Orange Avenue, Fort Pierce When: 1st Friday each month Info: (772) 466-3880 Cost: Free Friday, Nov 9 Comedy: John Pinette - NEW DATE Where: Sunrise Theatre 117 S. Second Street, Fort Pierce When: Thursday and Sunday 8 p.m.; Friday 8 p.m. and 10 p.m.; Saturday 7 p.m., 9 p.m. and 11 p.m Info: (772) 461-4884 Cost: $34.50 Tickets: (772) 461-4775 Theater: Sweeney Todd School Edition Where: Lyric Theatre 59 S.W. Flagler Ave., Stuart When: Fri, 11/9 7:00 pm Sat, 11/10 7:00 pm Sun, 11/11 2:00 pm Info: (772) 286-7827 Cost: $23 ON-GOING EVENTS (cont’d) Exhibit: David Hayes - Sculpture Where: Vero Beach Museum of Art 3001 Riverside Park Drive, Vero Beach When: Mon-Sat 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Sun 1-4:30 p.m., Ends Sun, Dec 16 Info: (772) 231-0707 Cost: Free Kids: Art Treasure Hunt Where: Vero Beach Museum of Art 3001 Riverside Park Drive, Vero Beach When: Mon-Sat 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Sun 1-4:30 p.m. , Ends Sun, Oct 21 Info: (772) 231-0707 Cost: Free Exhibit: From the Vault - Selections from the Permanent Collection Where: Vero Beach Museum of Art 3001 Riverside Park Drive, Vero Beach When: Mon-Sat 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Sun 1-4:30 p.m., Ends Sun, Oct 21 Info: (772) 231-0707 Cost: Free Submit your calendar event for free by: E-mail: Events@thelocalbuzzmag.com (INBOX ONLY) Mail: Buzz Calendar P.O. 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