Booty call etiquette

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by DR.
NIKKI GO!.DSTEIN
Booty call etiquette
THERE'S MORE TO A BOOTY CALL THAN YOU MAY
THINK, AND IT'S TIME WE REVISED THE RULES
I feel passionately about the nature of
the call of booty because lhave initiated
them, received them, and seen howthey
go wrong.
Women really do enjoysex and are
up for a bit of fun and pleasure, minus all
those messyfeelings. This is, however,
situation that does require some
knowledge about howthe female mind
works. To begin, a pearl of wisdom:
Turn a woman on upstairs and you will
be allowed safe passage downstairs;
respect her, compliment her, and seduce
her mentally, and the seas will paft (and
by seas I mean legs). lt's not rocket
science. lt is red rocket science, though.
Anyway, this piece is not about
commitment or long-term relationships
but a sexual experience with no strings
attached, ideally on a regular basis.
Here are a few tips from my
professional - and maybe personal experiences. And forthose men who
subtly made it into this list and recognise
their mistakes, I don't apologise. Hey,
you shouldn't have called at4:3Oam!
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'l) Timing. Females analyse every facet of
every scenario. When you are calling a girl
at 4:30am (or standing at the intercom
demanding/pleading to come up), it
translates as: "Baby, I couldn't get any and
you're my back-up because you're a sure
thing." Doormat treatment is just not on
these days. lt's not that we want commitment
but we at least want to know we were
somewhere on your list of things to do and
not your plan b. lt doesn't mean you can't
go in search ofothers beforehand, itjust
means not to make it obvious that you have.
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