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July 29, 2016
COMMUNITY • IN THE ARTS n Community PAGE 8 Call for proposals! • ArtReach grant deadline, Aug. 31 Florida Keys Council of the Art calls for proposals from local artists and cultural groups for the organization’s 2016 ArtReach grant. Online grant deadline is Aug. 31. “We received funding that provides Arts Council opportunity to increase the award for this grant from $2,000 up to $5,000 for at least one grant applicant,” said Arts Council Executive Director Elizabeth Young. “For this grant, we look for creative new project ideas with emphasis on audience building, development.” e project extends applicant’s audience by reaching out to a new, broader population. Grant projects in any genre: performing, visual, historical or literary arts. Applicant must have a partner organization. is Artists at 50th Anniversary Show of the Purple Isles Art Guild, Keys History and Discovery Center. Carmen M. Alex photo partner need not be an arts organization. Applicants complete online application, including a letter of support from partner organization, describing how partner involved in the project. ArtReach partners must contribute something of value to assist 2 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUST 4, 2016 artist or cultural organization to reach a new audience. e project must be completed by May 31, 2017. Recent projects include Florida Keys History of Diving Museum & Artists Don Gonzalez and Jon Dreaver: “Portraits in an Underwater Paradise”; Art Guild of the Purple Isles & Florida Keys History and Discovery Foundation: “50th Anniversary Judged Art Show” and Key West Art & Historical Society & Key West High School: “Key West bringing Arthur Rothstein to Life.” Florida Keys Council of the Arts is the leading arts and cultural organization in the Keys. As non-profit local arts agency in Monroe County, it connects the world to galleries, theaters, museums, festivals, dance and music. FKCA makes grants, supports Art in Public Places and promotes the destination for its rich history in art and culture. For information about ArtReach grant application process or to make a donation, go online. n INFO www.keysarts.com KEY NEWS City clerk’s evaluation draws mostly high marks One exception BY PRU SOWERS KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER e annual report card for the Key West City Clerk is in and Cheri Smith, with one exception, received high marks from city commissioners. ree of the commissioners gave her the highest rating, a five, in all categories. Mayor Craig Cates gave Smith a solid “4” rating across the board. And commissioners Clayton Lopez and Billy Wardlow gave Smith’s performance as head of the city clerk’s office a mixture of 4’s and 5’s, which translates to “exceeds standards” and “outstanding” respectively. “Cheri Smith is a valuable employee, maintaining the records and other roles of her office in a highly professional manner,” wrote Commissioner Sam Kaufman in his evaluation, which gave her a 5 in each of the 34 management categories. “She is excellent at getting the job done! She has a great staff, as well.” “Cheri continues to improve her department every year. She continues to keep herself and staff updated on all changes in laws and policies,” Cates wrote. However, Commissioner Margaret Romeo disagreed. In her evaluation, Romeo gave no higher than a 3, with many categories graded as 2, or “below standards.” A 3 is “meets standards.” Categories in the standard evaluation form include the clerk’s relationship with the mayor and commissioners, intergovernmental/interdepartmental relations, records management, public relations, and office management/ professionalism. Romero took Smith to task in several categories, including what she perceived as Smith’s dependency on outside consultants to keep her informed about changes in state laws and emerging trends that could affect the practice of local government management. “My observations indicate a comfort level with a continued ‘status quo’ and continuing practices representative of an attitude of ‘that’s how it’s always been,’” Romero wrote. | Continued on page 20 )"/% 30&% $6#"/ &"' $* ("34 10* /5 #3&", $* ("3 '"$503: t $ 0 )* # " t 3 0 .& 0 : + 6 * & 5 " t .0 /5 & $ 3 * 4 5 0 0 $ " 5 * 0 / 4 t 3 0 $ , : 1 " 5 & t " 3 5 6 3 0 ' 6 & /5 & % V W B M t % V W B M t ( S F F O F _ " M M # S B O E /B NF $ J H B S T _ 1 P J O U # S F B L $ J H B S T D P N )P P L B T )P P L B I 5 P C B D D P T 5 P C B D D P " D D F T T P S J F T 3 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUST 4, 2016 j u l y 29 - a u g u s t 4 , 2 0 1 6 Published Weekly Vol. 6 No. 31 PUBLISHER/EDITOR Guy deBoer NEWS WRITERS Pru Sowers, C.S. 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Ad Dimensions LETTER TO THE EDITOR In the ship and hotel rooms, they have TVs that are utterly useless for us. ey are so small the HD is hardly worth it. ey make special TVs that perversely do NOT have earphone jacks, though sharing a room makes it all the more necessary to respect the other’s aural privacy. ere is generally one English news channel, never showing what you want when it’s convenient to watch. And without the DVR, the number of ads and inability to pause makes even the best show unwatchable for us. My last kvetch is the crappy computer and Internet. It’s slow. No printer. On one ship, the mouse never worked, despite a couple of requests to fix or replace it. My iPad is fine for Kindle and iTunes, but not so much for work, and I like to work every day. So that’s it for international travel. We’ve been everywhere, anyway. Maybe I just suck at being rich, not appreciating the nuances, given my lower middle-class upbringing. Vacations every year were just a month in the U.P. at Grandpa’s house. In a bow to heritage, we’ll instead spend a month every year in snowbird land somewhere. Make sure to rent a civilized home at a fraction of the cost of traveling. I called an old friend in Boulder to help us find a place there next summer. He said no problem, but he told me he was in anguish because his wife needs a kidney. Badly. No luck in five months. Well, it turns out I am a match. I just have to pass the physical showing I can get by with just one and we’ll do it. If I die on the operating table, I’m blaming it on the crappy bathtubs and earphone-jackless TVs. Life keeps getting weirder. Hooray! n How our exorbitant vacation cost me a kidney BY RICHARD BOETTGER | KEY WEST We spent a fortune on river cruises in Europe. But even paying mid-five-figures. (Cynthia won’t let me print the actual number as it looks obscene.) Our quality of life on these travels is so much below ours at home that we’ll never do it again. And, it’s ending up costing me a kidney! My main kvetch is European and cruise ship bathrooms. Neither has grab bars, despite catering primarily to an infirm clientele as old as we are. Cynthia and I have secure grab bars scattered everywhere, not just the bathroom. And handrails. e hotels are the worst. Not only no grab bars, but slippery, sloped bathtub bottoms dangerous when showering in them. And impossible to get back up, if you descend to take a bath. I felt like a turtle on its back. Second worst was the TV. In my dotage, I watch lots of TV: news, sports, a few dramas, e Voice. I watch on a 60-inch plasma TV that is effectively ultra HD. I listen through highquality earphones so Cynthia is not bothered. Best, we watch a couple of hours of news each night together, screaming at the idiocy on the tube. We watch at our convenience exclusively on our DVR, never live. We skip ads. We have our pick of a dozen programs. We pause when there is something we need to replay, or enjoy hollering about. Horizontal and Vertical: Full, 1/2, 1/3, 1/4, 1/8 page, bizcard Ad Submissions JPG, TIFF, PDF — digital formats only Send to production@konklife.com CIRCULATION Kavon Desilus ASSISTANT Ben Neff ASSISTANT RESTAURANT GUIDE & KONK KOUPONS KONK Life is published weekly by KONK Communications Network in Key West, Fla. Editorial materials may not be reproduced without written permission from the network. KONK Communications Network (305) 296-1630 • Key West, Florida www.konklife.com 4 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUST 4, 2016 CITY NEWS Four candidates apply on police review board BY PRU SOWERS KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER Four candidates have applied to be the newest member of the Key West Citizen Review Board, replacing outgoing Joseph Pais. Pais resigned from the board recently. ere are three years left on his four-year term. e candidates were originally scheduled to appear before the Key West City Commission at its July 21 meeting. However, Commissioner Clayton Lopez could not attend that meeting and requested the matter be postponed. Applicants will come up for review at the commission’s Aug. 2 meeting. e four candidates are: Omar Calleja, Nelson Jimenez, Rochelle Pearson-Major and Leo Waters. Calleja, who lives on Kennedy Drive, is a program administer for the City of Fort Pierce. He said he has a “lifetime history” of community service, including working in positions relating to the juvenile justice system. Jimenez is a stylist at Key West Haircuts and has lived in the Lower Keys for the past 26 years. He is a past member of the Oakland Park, Fla., General Employee Pension Fund. Pearson-Major is a pastor at Cornish Memorial A.M.E. Zion Church on Whitehead Street. She said in her application she has interacted with people in her congregation and the community with concerns about the treatment they say they received from the Key West Police Department. Waters’ application states he worked for the Music City Information Centers in Nashville, Tenn., until last year. A former resident of Nashville, he was elected to Metro Nashville Davidson County Council, where he served from 1995-2003. He was also a member of the Nashville Convention Center Board of Directors from 2009-2014. In Key West general election 2002, voters approved by 60 percent an amendment to the city charter to create a Civilian Review Board. e seven-member volunteer group is an independent board with authority to review and/or investigate complaints against city police officers. Any findings or recommendations by the board are forwarded to city officials, police chief, state attorney and/or other state and federal law enforcement agencies and grand juries. n TRUE PLASTIC SURGERY of the Florida Keys DR. TRUE LANSDEN WHEN SELECTING A DOCTOR FOR SKIN CANCER TREATMENT, YOU WANT TO FIND AN EXPERT THAT YOU CAN TRUST. DR. TRUE IS A DOUBLE BOARD CERTIFIED PLASTIC AND RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGEON WHO HAS TREATED SKIN CANCERS FOR OVER THIRTY YEARS. HE IS DEDICATED TO HIS PATIENTS AND ACCEPTS MEDICARE AND MOST INSURANCE. WITH TWO CONVENIENT LOCATIONS TO SERVE YOU! 605 United Street, Suite B, Key West (305) 509-7535 5701 O/S Highway, Suite 4, Marathon (305) 453-6807 TruePlasticSurgery.com 5 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUST 4, 2016 COUNTY NEWS BOCC first county BOCC accepts waterfront grant commission to meet To help preserve working waterfront in the Florida Keys, the Monroe County Board of County Commissioners unanimously approved partnering with Florida Communities Trust to purchase an eight-acre property, formerly known as “Gulf Seafood” on Stock Island. e county earmarked $5 million in sales tax revenue more than a year ago for property at 6021 Peninsula Avenue. At its recent meeting, the BOCC voted to accept a $2.29 million Stan Mayfield Working Waterfront Grant to help fund the expected $7 million purchase price. e grant is awarded by the Florida Department of Environmental Protection through its Florida Communities Trust. “e purchase of this property will preserve it as working waterfront for commercial fishermen,” said Lisa Tennyson, Monroe County’s director of Legislative Affairs. William Roche, a fourth-generation commercial fishermen whose family in the Keys dates to the early 1900s, told the commission he has watched developers convert many of the docks once used by commercial | Continued on page 10 Rethink R ethi hink YYour our o ur Dri D Drink rin nkk • Ta ap Water reduces packaging waste • Ta ap Water is produ uced locally • Ta ap Water is 1/500 0th the cost of bottled drin nks • Water is essential for good health Taap Water The BEST Drink in n Toown! standard of alliance Monroe County Board of County Commissioners is the first employer or business in the Keys—and the first county commission in the state—to receive the Florida Tobacco Cessation Alliance’s Gold Standard Worksite Wellness Award. e county had a “No Tobacco Use” policy for employees since Jan. 1, 2015. But for this award, the county met the gold standard providing its employees with benefits including a prescription plan that covers seven of the FDA-approved tobacco cessation medications, unlimited quit attempts per year for all covered plan participants and ongoing cessation counseling. Monroe County Mayor Heather Carruthers acknowledged the no smoking policy is difficult for some employees. “But we think it is better for everyone’s health, both smokers and nonsmokers. Also, it’s beneficial for the county budget.” Smoking costs employers about $3,400 per smoker per year due to lost productivity/medical expenses. It is estimated that 17.5 percent of | Continued on page 10 4//, %15) 0-%.4 2%.4!, 3 s "ACKHOES s "OBCAT S s &ORKL I F T S s "OOM ,I F T S s 3CI SSOR ,I F T S s !I R #OMPRESSORS s 3CAF F OL DI NG s 7OOD #HI PPERS s %XCAVAT ORS s #ONCRET E -I XERS s 'ENERAT ORS s 0RESSURE 7ASHERS $EL I VER Y !F T ER (OUR S 3ER VI C E !VAI L ABL E Commercial fishermen in the Keys need the preservation of working waterfront for docking boats and storing traps. Josh Nicklaus photo 6 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUST 4, 2016 KEY WEST LOU COMMENTARY Bagels! Bagels! Bagels! BY LOUIS PETRONE KONK LIFE COLUMNIST Krakow, Poland. Bagels were given as a gift to women following childbirth. It was veryone eats bagels in thought the round shape had magical the United States. powers. e bagels would bring good Where did this roll with a hole in its luck to mother and child and signify center get its start? How did it get to their long lives. be an American favorite? e story e third version occurred in interesting. 1783—100,000 Ottoman Turks ere are three stories as to the layed siege to the walled city birth of the bagel. Each receives of Vienna. e Turks surrounded historical recognition. All agree only the city for months. one of the three tales can be true. Polish King John III Sobieski put One thing certain. together a relief force of Poland the place. e year Poles and Austrians. John and who not. III reached Vienna and beat A German immigration back the Turks. us saving to Poland occurred in the Vienna. 14th century. e Germans John III was a skilled brought with them pretzels. horseman. Vienna bakers e pretzels morphed into wished to honor him. ey a round roll with a hole in created a roll with a hole in the center. ey called it LOU the center in the shape of a PETRONE obwarzanek. stirrup. e Austrian word COLUMNIST Obwarzaneks gained in for stirrup is bugel. Beugel popularity. in German. Eventually King Jadwiga was the Americanized to bagel. first female monarch of Poland. A Of the three stories, the most woman. She carried the title of king interesting has the least credibility. for political reasons. None having e King John III Sobieski one. to do with obwarzaneks. Over the years, bagels became King Jadwiga was extremely an everyday food associated with religious. She had converted poverty. ings were tough in to Catholicism. Poland. Jews sold bagels on street Lent is a time of deprivation for corners to earn a few pennies. Catholics. Jadwiga ate obwarzaneks Around 1900, Jews immigrated to during Lent. Obwarzaneks were less the United States in large numbers. rich than the usual flavored breads ey began street peddling bagels in and sweet cakes eaten during the New York’s Lower East Side. rest of the year. Bagel makers formed a New York Obwarzaneks were made from City Union. Bagel Bakers Local 338 wheat. Not cheap. Only royalty and in 1910. It continued in existence men and women of means could to 1950. Membership was limited afford them. to 300 bakers. Described as exclusive Jadwiga ruled from 1384 to 1399. craftsmen. Men who had “bagels in She was known as a pious woman their blood.” who did much to help the poor. e Membership was limited to sons Catholic Church canonized her in of members. At one time it was said 1997. that it was easier to get into medical e first written record of the school than get an apprenticeship in bagel is found in 1610. e place, | Continued on page 22 E 7 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUST 4, 2016 COMMUNITY • IN THE ARTS n More! Page 12 SAVE THE DATE! e most magical night at Fort East Martello, Aug. 6 • Midsummer’s Night Dream & Spectacle Young hula-hooper in fairy attire reflected on artist Nicholas Bergery’s Magic Lantern Light Show Projections at a previous Midsummer's Night Dream & Spectacle. Community arts advocate Michael Shields with performer and Southernmost Dance Theatre 2 proprietor Allison Mayer costumed as Nick Bottom. ArtCamp! sparks new flame for campers Artists and dreamers of all ages take heed: 6-10 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 6, Fort East Martello will be aglow with a family-friendly evening steeped in ancient belief, celebration, and ritual that surround the magic of fairies and spirits and the celestial power of dreams. e 10th annual Midsummer Night’s Dream & Spectacle, co-produced by the Key West Art & Historical Society and Michael Shields’ Java Studios, is a night of creative expression, feasting, dancing, singing and theatrical antics celebrating the art and artists of Key West. e colorful festivity is an annual favorite among locals who revel in the interactive art projects and spontaneous celebration, many costumed for merrymaking in attire ranging from Key West cool and casual to Midsummer’s magical vying for the title of Spectacle king and queen. is year multiple stages throughout the grounds include musicians, face-painters, singers, dancers, sculptors, actors, poets, illusionists and storytellers. Highlights include the Grand Dream Mural facilitated by artist Amanda Johnson, dance performances by the Key West Comparsa, the Southernmost Shimmies, Allison Mayer and Southernmost Dance eatre 2, fire dancing with Michelle Muse, Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons presentations by Cynthia Morrison, tarot card readings, Flow Tribe, Nicolas Bergery and his film creations, jugglers, costumed revelers and more. Music resonates throughout the fort’s historic brick walls with performances on the main stage, including e Cayo Hueso All-Stars, Peter Diamond, Mark Rose, Tim McAlpine, Bubba Lownotes, Hal Howland, CW Colt, Larry Smith Ensemble, Christine Cordone and Lopez Family Key West Soul Revue. Children of all ages delight in good faery Joyce Straiton and friends, who creates glittery enchantment in faery-land with stardust and face painting, faery wings and hula-hooping. Crissy Clap has assortment of Midsummer’s attire and headpieces for sale. Beth Hodgins has her fairyland jewelry on hand. Allysa Mealor paints detailed henna tattoos. Michael Epperhart provides face and body painting. Caribbean food from chef Chris Lordi’s Irie Island Eats and libations available throughout the annual fundraiser, which benefits Key West Art & Historical Society’s education programs. Fort East Martello located at 3501 S. Roosevelt Blvd. Tickets available at door for $15; $10 in advance. Children 12 and under admitted free. Artists and vendors, Michael Shields contact at javastudios@gmail.com n INFO Ticket link and information, KeyWestUpdates.com During a week when augmented reality gadget games swept across the nation, kids at the Key West Art & Historical Society’s ArtCamp! were outside discovering island life as it was in the 1500s, building forts, throwing spears, and drinking from mud holes with life straws. e camp, in operation for over 30 years, aims to inspire a greater sense of place and historical understanding about our island home. A recent theme was dedicated to the craftsmanship and traditions of Native American culture— in this case, the Calusa Indian. Led by commercial fisherman Lee Starling, campers learned how the Calusa controlled their tribes and extensive trade areas and were given hands-on learning opportunities based on the evolution of primitive stone age tools— compass navigation, hurricane survival techniques like water filtration, archery, atlatl throwing, and how to make fire 8 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUST 4, 2016 using flint and a ferro rod. “I don’t think I’ll be teaching that skill next year,” jokes Starling nervously. But Starling, who grew up in South Carolina with grandparents who didn’t have electricity until 1972, knows the value of these techniques. “When we went to their house, you stepped back in time,” he says. “You pumped water and found arrowheads. at tiny piece of stone would catapult | Continued on page 23 COMMUNITY CALENDAR n It is time to enlist! n Aug. 7 A battle has rumbled in Key West for more than two decades, and there’s no sign of it ever letting up. Schooner Wharf ’s Battle of the Bars marks its 23rd anniversary, Aug. 7. It’s time to muster the troops, assemble a platoon of seven and earn your stripes on the hilarious battlefield while raising money for local charities. e battlefield is an outrageous relay race that challenges team members to make and serve the perfect margarita, sort recyclables, tap a keg and pour six draft beers before downing one. Teams race against the clock and each other for the fastest times that will earn them a spot in the next heat and then lead to victory and a year of More! Page 10 bragging rights around town. But that’s not all the tactics in fundraising . . . teams are not only allowed, but are encouraged to bribe the judges for a change to advance to the next round. All bribe money and $35 entry fees donated to local charities. Battle of the Bars generated $301,587 for Florida Keys’ community since it all started in 1993. Proceeds from this year’s Battle of the Bars benefits the Boys and Girls Club, whose mission is to enable all young people to reach their potential as productive, caring and responsible citizens, and the local Habitat for Humanity, which helps families build long-term financial security with an affordable, stable home. e money raised at Battle of the Bars helps ensure the continuance of both their missions. e team contributing the most money wins a Deepest Pockets special trophy; also prize awarded for Most Outrageous Team Costume. Registration starts at 11 a.m. on the day of battle and games start 1 p.m. (All teams entered by July 28 have their team’s name appear on commemorative Battle of the Bars’ 23rd anniversary t-shirt. To sign up, call Schooner Wharf Bar, (305) 292-3302. Or email, schoonerwb@aol.com Go online to print the entry form and drop off. n INFO schoonerwharf.com/specialevents • Hometown! Agenda change Second Q&S forum for certain candidates on Aug. 30 ballot n Aug. 8 5-7:30 p.m. Monday, Aug. 8, second floor of e Studios of Key West, 533 Eaton St. Although Hometown! acted in good faith in scheduling all candidates for U.S. Representative to appear at Aug. 8 forum, the Board of Directors of Hometown! believes it inappropriate to have Republican Carlos Curbelo and Jose Peixoto, NPA, participate in this forum when neither will be on the Aug. 30 ballot. After further review, the Board has elected to strictly enforce the rules regarding Hometown’s primary forums —and even though Jose Peixoto campaigned as a Republican at the Call for Candidates, and throughout the primary period and changed to a No Party Affiliation status almost at the end of the Qualification Period, he is no longer running as a Republican—and therefore neither Carlos Curbelo nor Jose Peixoto will be on the primary ballot. Accordingly, the Board has decided these candidates will not participate in the Aug. 8, Second Primary Q&A forums. We hope both Curbelo and Peixoto appear at the Aug. 8 forum and meet with voters. Both candidates, however, will be invited to appear and participate in Q&A forum prior to the General Election on Nov. 8. Hometown’s Second Primary Q&A forum is three weeks before Aug. 30 Election. Key West and Monroe County voters will be ready to mark their absentee ballots for candidates of choice. At this forum, voters will have to make important judgments regarding U.S. Representative, Utility Board— Group 2, Monroe County School Board —Dist. 3, State Representative—Dist. 120, Clerk of the Circuit Court and Comptroller, Monroe County Judges. Panelists will be Mark Songer, Board President of Last Stand; Bryan Green, Chair HARC, Director-Governing Board Lower Keys Medical center and Treasurer-Monroe County Education Foundation; Jennifer Hulse RussoBusiness Attorney, Key West Citizen Editorial Board. For information on voting matters, call Supervisor of Elections, (305) 2923416 or visit office at 530 Whitehead, Suite 101. Doors open 5 p.m. at TSKW. Hors d’oeuvres, cash bar and meet-and-talk with candidates. n If any candidate questions about the event, call Hometown Board member Sheldon Davidson, (305) 295-3560. AND H T (EAL T 7ES +EY A S I ON I AT T I L 2EHABI ED L L KI S T I OF PR NON NG DI OVI PR Y T I L ACI F NG I S NUR ONAL I OCCUPAT CAL I PHYS APY HER T PEECH S AND D A 2O E G E L L #O T S 7E Y +E OM C B HA E NDR HA T L A HE T S YWE E K WWW 9 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUST 4, 2016 CALENDAR• UPDATE n Zika virus, dengue fever updates n July 29 Key West Zika Summit takes place 5-6:30 pm at FKAA Board Room, 1100 Kennedy Drive. $5 at door. Free event comprised of local and global sustainability experts including city, county and state government leaders. Presentations focus on rainwater collection, cistern restoration, septic to cistern conversion, the Zika virus and mosquito mitigation. Discussed: greenhouse gases, rising sea levels, ocean acidification and possible “tipping point” for the earth due to global warming. More! Page 23 • Safely and correctly restoring existing cisterns and septic tanks for irrigation. Speaker: Julie Cheon, Florida Keys Aqueduct Authority Water Quality & Environmental Manager; Speaker: Bill Brookman, Monroe County Director of Community Health • Combatting Zika and mosquito mitigation for cisterns. Speaker: Michael Doyle, Executive Director Florida Keys Mosquito Control District • Cisterns and rain collection, Key West’s green BPAS Law, rising seas and global sustainability. Speaker: Richard C. Lightner III, USGBC LEED BD+C, FGBC Certifying Agent, ARCSA AP Florida Rep For more information, contact Ric Lightner, (305) 304-0626. n WATERFRONT GRANT | Continued from page 6 fishermen into marinas and development. To help ensure commercial fishing and its culture continue for the next generation, Roche said it’s “imperative” to protect the working waterfront that remains. Bill Kelly, executive director of the Florida Keys Commercial Fishermen’s Association, told the commission that the Keys commercial fishermen catch about $135 million of saltwater marine life annually. Longtime commercial fishermen George Niles, who began running his own boat at 14, added that the Keys four primary fisheries—yellowtail, spiny lobster, stone crab and king mackerel—are healthy and thriving. But for commercial fishermen to continue to catch fish, they need working waterfront for storing traps and keeping boats docked. e Gulf Seafood property can accommodate about 30 to 40 boats and store about 100,000 traps for spiny lobster and stone crabs. “is is not without precedent,” Kelly said. “Hundreds of municipalities around the nation have made this investment [in working waterfront] to protect their economies. With commercial fishing being the second largest economic engine in the Keys, this [purchase] is vital.” e commercial fishermen in attendance at the meeting all clapped when the Commission approved moving forward on the project. Accepting the Mayfield grant was the first official step. It allows the state to begin the process of buying the property from its private owner. If all goes well, the state will present a final purchase agreement to the county to approve. If purchased, the state will deed the property to the County, which will develop a management plan. is process is estimated to take up to 12 months to complete. n ALLIANCE | Continued from page 6 people in Florida smoke and/or use tobacco products. e percentage is even higher in the Keys, at 21 percent. e award was presented by Lacy. Kari Jacoby, Healthy Promotions Manager for the American Lung Association in Florida, also appeared by video to present the award. n 10 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUST 4, 2016 COMMUNITY n More! Page 23 Key West Sunrise Rotary install new officers Highsmith & Van Loon, P.A., Attorney David Van Loon leads The Rotary Club of Key West as president for 2016-17 (pictured third from left). Other officers for this year's club are (left) treasurer Steven Torrence, secretary Jill Cranny-Gage and president-elect Albert Gonzalez. The Rotary Club of Key West, established in 1916, supports charities and college scholarships through fundraising events in Key West. It meets noon Thursdays at the Marriott Beachside Hotel. FIRM announces new board members e Board of Directors of Fair Insurance Rates in Monroe, FIRM, welcomed the following for joining the fight against unfair insurance rates as new directors: Teri Johnston of Affiliated Design and Construction Managers, former Key West city commissioner and past FIRM president; Bryan Hawks, real estate attorney and partner with Smith Oropeza Hawks, PL; Darrin Knowles, property insurance claims re-inspector with Zurich North America Insurance Company; Lisa Tennyson, current director of Legislative Affairs for the Monroe County Board of County Commissioners. ey serve for a two-year term, volunteering time working for property owners and residents of Monroe County. Board is saying good bye to Mike Kiraly, who served the board for the past two years and was instrumental with the Marathon Lower Keys Association of Realtors annual golf tournament for FIRM. To learn about FIRM, go online. n INFO FIRMKeys.org Front row, left to right: Teri Johnston, Clara Werner, Board President Mel Montagne, Theresa Faber, Michele White, Board Secretary Carol Schreck, Darrin Knowles. Back row, left to right: Mike Maurer, Armand Messina, Lisa Tennyson. Missing from photo are Board vice president Steve Russ, treasurer Joe Walsh and directors Lee Cummings, Robert S. Gold, Bryan Hawks, Michael Larson, Bob Maynard, Peter Rysman. 11 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUST 4, 2016 LOCAL IN THE ARTS • WHAT’S HAPPENING OBSERVATION Coca BY CHRISTINA OXENBERG KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER ong ago I was traveling around southern Peru. Along with some local pals we hired a car from the coastal city of Arequipa and headed east and inland and up thousands of feet into the fabled Andes. Our intentions were to travel over the first peak, or cordillera as they are known, stop at a restaurant and then wind our way down to a golden canyon where time has been idling in magnificent stillness. Placid in its perpetuity in a valley of hot springs and cold rivers and over which the condors cruise on high currents in their lazy loops. A decade earlier a road was constructed. Before then llamas were the only transportation, and largely they still are and lope CHRISTINA alongside, heavily laden O X E N B E R G with whatever. Our Toyota LEiGH VOGEL photo motored smoothly careful not to blow smoke in the faces of the past. Topography altered as we drove above the tree line to a purple moonscape with glistenings of ice and lichen. Midway was flagged by the restaurant, by which I mean a shambling lean-to of sticks and tarps. ey served soups and teas. Also on the menu were tiny clear bags with dry coca leaves and a piece of rock. My Peruvian pals apprised me, “It’s for altitude sickness.” You masticate, like chaw; everything dissolving meanwhile the volcanic rock activates the psychoactive alkaloid in the leaf. en you wait. Apart from tasting disgusting, first there is a numbing and then a slow deeper all-over numbing. No hunger, no fatigue, clear headed, I felt great. In a word, delightful. Inexplicably, my Peruvian friends were throwing up and fainting all over the place. Back on the road we were held up by a couple of kids. Stern-faced banditos with copper skin and red cheeks and baggy woolen clothes. Each was holding the end of a string. We parked and opened the windows. e children carefully laid down the string before scarpering over to inform they were charging a toll. n L “Windsor Lane II,” oil on linen, is one of more than a dozen new works by painter Greg Sobran on exhibit at SALT Gallery, 830 Fleming St., during August. “Recent Paintings from Near and Far” exhibit, a special preview: 6-8 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 6. Bold strokes Greg Sobrab at SALT n Special Preview, Aug. 6 “Key West is an architectural epicenter,” says Greg Sobran, an acclaimed impressionistic painter who travels extensively to capture his subjects. His newest exhibit, “Recent Paintings from Near and Far,” opens 6-8 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 6, at SALT Gallery, featuring more than a dozen new oil-on-linen vistas of our island and others from Sobran’s travels. Sobran began his journeys to Key West in the ’70s when he “was a hippie and it was a dusty old town,” he jokes. Lured by the island’s tropical weather and lush landscapes, it didn’t take long before he and wife Wanda loaded up their rusty station wagon in Ann Arbor to head south for the winter, making and selling paintings at Bagatelle Restaurant and Little Palm Island. Former commercial artist continues to relish painting on location—Saddle Bunch Keys, Stock Island shrimp boats, or the island’s narrow lanes—and appreciates year-round opportunities 12 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUST 4, 2016 the island provides him in doing so. “Greg understands the quality of tropical light. His Key West paintings speak the language of summer on our island,” says gallery owner Jeffrey Cardenas, who traded Sobran a fly rod for a painting 30 years ago. “ere is a dreamlike exchange of light and shadow that is at once seductive and constantly changing.” While the light might change from location to another, Sobran’s collectors will at once recognize his work from the sweeping, tactile strokes, dynamic form and signature bold color play that have remained consistent throughout four-and-ahalf decades of his professional career. “I’m not one to change style,” says Sobran. “I like to think there’s a slow evolution, but nothing stylistically or radically different for me.” He is also keen on revealing what he deems “a celebration of the beauty of the world.” “I’m not interested in confronting people with social commentary,” he says. “I’ll leave that to other people. e world is a beautiful place, and it’s my joy to go outside and paint it.” Sobran’s work remains on display at the gallery throughout August. n INFO SALT Gallery, 830 Fleming St. WHAT’S HAPPENING Schooner Wharf Josh Garrett Schooner Wharf Bar 202 Williams St., 292-3302 n Wednesdays-SundaysNoon-5pm Key West troubadour Michael McCloud kicks off afternoons with humorous repartée and original life at this tropical latitude songs. Friday-Saturday 0729-30 Josh Garrett Band 7pm-Midnight Four-piece band is back! Growing up in Louisiana, Josh was exposed to Cajun, Zydeco and blues music and featured on The House of Blues; is now a triple-threat blues man with unique Cajun flavor guitar work, soulful vocals and a killer band. Sunday 0731 Black and Skabuddah 7-11pm Music described as acoustic rock with an edge. Laura Black’s throaty vocals unmistakable as Russ’ guitar playing unforgettable. Repertoire classic rock and original music. Monday 0801 Cool Duo 7-11pm Sam Ramos and guest musician play Motown, Detroit funk, classic rock and island favorites. Tuesday 0802 Tom Taylor 7-11pm Classic and Generation X Rock. As a kid in Wilmington, Del., played guitar at 13 and listened to Beatles, Bowie, Steely Dan. From new covers to favorite ’60s oldies, known for vocal style and his rhythmic drive. Wednesday 0803 14 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUST 4, 2016 Raven Cooper 7-11pm Talented guitar player and singer with wide range of vocal styles. Her diverse singing ability rivals earthy Janis Joplin, orchestral Julie Andrews and bluesy Billy Holiday. Eclectic mix of jazz, country, blues. The Smokin’ Tuna 4 Charles St., (305) 517-6350 n Friday-Saturday 0729-30 Matt Much Love 6pm Caffeine Carl and Friends 9pm Sunday 0731 Matt Much Love 6pm Sodalite 9pm Monday 0801 John Wesley Duo 6pm Caffeine Carl and The Buzz 9pm Tuesday 0802 John Wesley Duo 6pm Claire’s Outfit/Caffeine Carl 9pm Wednesday 0803 John Wesley Duo 6pm Claire Finley/The E’Claires 9pm Thursday-Saturday 0804-06 John Wesley Duo 6pm Caffeine Carl 9pm The Pier House At the Beach Bar, One Duval, (305) 296-4600 n Monday 0801 Rob Noon-3pm Tuesday 0802 Rusty Noon-3pm; Rob 4-7pm Wednesday 0803 Rob Noon-3pm; Tom Taylor 4-7pm | Continued on page 16 Caffeine Carl 9 p.m. Friday-Saturday, Monday, Thursday-Saturday WHAT’S HAPPENING The Pier House Hog’s Breath Saloon 400 Front St., (305) 296-4222 n Friday-Sunday 0729-31 ChadBurtch/Tim Williams 5:30-9:30pm Philly-based singer-songwriter and local. Williams has two CDs. Shows often comedic as well as musical. Paired with local Burtch. Mike Veal Band 10pm-2am Atlanta’s party band plays blues, rock and funk. Diverse musical/regional influences. At the Beach Bar, One Duval, n (305) 296-4600 | Continued from page 14 Thursday 0804 Brian Noon-3pm; Din 4-7pm Sundays Amandah Noon-3pm The Pier House Amandah Jantzen Hog’s Breath is better than no breath at all Three live acts from 1 p.m. until 2 a.m. Full menu! Fresh seafood, sandwiches & classic island favorites. World famous t-shirts and merchandise. Hog’ Breath Private party and special events room. Mike Veal Band Visit us at hogsbreath.com 296-4222 400 Front St. | Key West Saturday 0730 Mark Lum 1pm Mark Lum/Britney Doyal 7pm Robert Albury with Full Band 7pm Sunday 0731 Robert Albury 7pm Monday 0801 Robert Albury’s Birthday! 6pm Tuesday 0802 The Happy Dog 7pm Wednesday 0803 Robert Albury7pm Thursday 0804 The E’Claires 7pm Gas Monkey Bar & Grille 217 Duval St., (305) 294-0103 n gasmonkeybarngrill.com Friday 0729 Kim Farley Trio 7:30-11pm Saturday 0730 Jukebox Hero’s 7:30-11pm Wednesday 0803 Beer Pong Tournament Thursday 0804 Rock Star Karaoke 7-11pm Hog’s Breath Music Schedule for this week! Fri. 0729 Sat. 0730 Sun. 0731 Mon. 0801 Tues. 0802 Wed. 0803 Thurs. 0804 Chad Burtch & Tim Williams Chad Burtch & Tim Williams Barry Cuda Barry Cuda & Kenny & Kenny Fradley Fradley Chad Burtch & Tim Williams Dan Harvey Band Joel Nelson Joel Nelson Joel Nelson Dan Harvey Band Dan Harvey Band Dan Harvey Band Hog’ Breath Dan Harvey Band Monday-Thursday 0801-04 Dan Harvey 5:30-9:30pm Dan Harvey and friends including Karri Daley, Rick Rusco and Grant Reynolds. Monday-Thursday 0801-04 Francisco Vida 10pm-2am Pillar in the music scene in Atlanta, Ga. Opened for Lynrd Skynrd, Edwin McCain, Sister Hazel, Kenny Loggins, Hall and Oates, John Mayer, and other acts. Mike Veal Mike Veal Mike Veal Francisco Francisco Francisco Francisco Vida Band Vida Band Band Vida Vida Ocean Key Sunset Pier Zero Duval St., (305) 296-7701 n Friday 0729 Marjorie Lee 1pm Happy Dog 7pm 16 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUST 4, 2016 Blue Room 1128 Simonton St., (305) 304-1188 n Friday 0729 Freestyle Mix Concert Tour 4 International recording artist Nice and Wild and The Quad City Dj performs live, plus Jammin J will be in the old school mix. VIP tickets, keystix.comConcert information, (305) 304-1188. Hogfish Bar & Grille 6810 Front St. on Stock Island n (305) 293-4041, hogfishbar.com Saturday Bahama Village Social Club 7:30-10:30pm | Continued on page 24 _______________________ PRE-HAPPY HOUR 3-4PM $1 12oz BUD LIGHT DRAFTS $1 12oz YUENGLING DRAFTS $1 9oz WELLS & HOUSE RITAS _______________________ HAPPY HOUR 4-7PM HALF PRICE ALL DOMESTICS, WELLS & WINES HALF PRICE YUCCA FRIES, GARAGE NACHOS, ALL THREE DIP COMBO & QUESADILLAS _______________________ POWER HOUR 11-12AM ALL-U-CAN DRINK (RESPONSIBLY) $10.00 12oz BUD LIGHT DRAFTS 12oz YUENGLING DRAFTS 9oz WELLS & HOUSE RITAS _______________________ HAPPY HOUR 12AM-CLOSE HALF PRICE ALL DOMESTICS, WELLS & WINES LIVE ENTERTAINMENT •••••••••••••••••••••••••• Friday, July 29th K I M FA R L E Y T R I O 7:30 -11p m •••••••••••••••••••••••••• Saturday, July 30th •••••••••••••••••••••••••• Thursday , August 4th RO CKSTAR KARAOKE 7-11 pm JU K EB OX HEROES 7:30 -11p m •••••••••••••••••••••••••• •••••••••••••••••••••••••• T R O P I C S P R O C K E TS IAN BROCKWAY TROPIC CINEMA 416 Eaton St. 877-761-3456 Week of Friday, July 29, 2016 through Thursday, August 4, 2016 Jason Bourne (PG-13) Fri - Thu: (1:30), 4:00, 6:25, 8:45 Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie (R) Fri - Thu: (2:00), 4:00, 6:00, 8:00 Hunt for the Wilderpeople (PG-13) Fri - Thu: 4:05, 8:20 The Secret Life of Pets 3D (PG) Fri - Thu: (2:15), 6:15 The Secret Life of Pets (PG) Fri - Thu: 4:15, 8:15 The Music of Strangers: Yo-Yo Ma and the Silk Road Ensemble (PG-13) Fri - Thu: (1:45), 6:10 Tropic Cinema Four Screens in Old Town www.TropicCinema.com (877) 761-FILM Hunt for the Wilderpeople irector Taika Waititi (What We Do in the Shadows) helms “Hunt for the Wilderpeople,” a lively adventure about two people on the run in the woods of New Zealand. A supposedly troubled kid Ricky (Julian Dennison) is picked up by the cops and brought to a foster family. Bella (Rima Te Waita) as the head of the house does as well as she can, but the boy lusts for escape. After Bella dies suddenly, Ricky strikes a friendship with her husband Hec (Sam Neill) and they hit the trail. e main spirit of the film is given by young Dennison whose wisecracks are more potent than a 1980’s comedy and will have you in stitches. He is glib, brazen and self-deprecating. Ricky sees himself as a gangster against the system, yet he is far from it, having the heart of a poet: he writes haiku. is is essentially a picaresque road picture. Hec and Ricky meet lots of vivid characters on their trip. ere are suspicious vigilantes. ere is Psycho Sam (Rhys Darby), a conspiracy obsessed person who disguises himself as a tree and Paula (Rachel House), a self-important foster care agent and frustrated police officer. Ricky has the good fortune as well as the hinderance to think outside the box, to see survival as a concept, a fun game. Yet he is also struck with seriousness, mature for his age that individuality is being squashed by the pressure to conform. e film is vivid and charming D which evolves into nothing less than a living comic book. Waititi’s New Zealand is a place where the animals share equal weight with humans and even the trees appear to have a textured skin. Blood is spilled too, both in sternness and spoofing, and it has pagan power. is story dares to highlight a friendship between a kid and a curmudgeon without hyperbole or nonsense with a plucky, irreverent poignance, both savage and sweet. ere is also something existential in young Ricky. ough well used to the digital age, he can either take TV and the Internet or leave it. Ricky is content to let the babbling speech of his crush Kahu (Tioreore NgataiMelbourne) drift over him. He remains disinterested. 19 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUST 4, 2016 While “Hunt for the Wilderpeople” makes fun of everything from “Mad Max,” “Rambo,” “elma & Louise” and “Fargo” with a hint of Roald Dahl, it is unique unto itself. e magic of this film is that we see Ricky mature in front of our eyes from a stubborn boy into a worldly person and a creator of his own existence. n Write Ian at ianfree1@yahoo.com Absolutely Fab bsolutely Fabulous,” the cultish and very funny BBC series that originally ran 1992-96 with various specials in the millenium, now has a film with the same name subtitled as “e Movie.” n A | Continued on page 21 SHORTANSWERS BY J E F F J O H N S O N n P A U L A F O R M A N Out of the closet Dear Short Answers: An engaged friend took both moms to shop for the bridal gown. e groom’s mom took pictures of the chosen dress and is passing them around to family and friends. e bride is devastated her gown is no longer a secret. What should she do? Friend of the Bride Dear FOB: We think the future mother-in-law was insensitive but “devastated” is a bit of over-reaction. Tell your friend marriage and a new family will present many challenges, and she should take this opportunity to let the M-I-L know how she feels now, with the objective of keeping the airways open for the future. Power of positive Dear Short Answers: My 95-yearold dad thinks he is 60. What should I do? Concerned Son Dear Son: Live and learn. And support him as much as seems reasonable (and safe) to you. Congrats! happy to call her and chat now and then, but I’m not her best friend and I’m not coming to visit. Guilty Dear Guilty: You are half-way there! You know how you feel—now tell her in the nicest possible way that you would be happy to “chat” and maybe be Facebook friends, but the invitations are not anything you are prepared to respond to. CITY CLERK | Continued from page 3 “I look to management to set examples of business attire (fitting to execution of city duties), efficient time management for city purposes, effective use of working hours, as well as adherence to time obligations,” Romero wrote. Romero’s evaluation pulled down Smith’s total overall average to 4.43 out of 5. In 2015, her overall average was 4.62 and 4.5 in 2014. Smith has been city clerk since 1999. Smith, reached by telephone, pointed out that Romeo is a relatively new city commissioner, elected November 2015 and that she hopes they will develop a better working relationship going forward. “It was disappointing,” Smith said about Romero’s evaluation, “but I’m very happy I got good marks from the other commissioners. I’m very appreciative of their confidence in me.” Smith currently makes $100,693 a year in her base salary, plus an annual “special pay” of $2,400 a year. e special pay salary, which is paid only to one or two city employees, according to finance director Mark Finigan, includes a $900 telephone allowance with the rest going towards a fuel allowance. e city clerk’s responsibilities include preparing the agendas and keeping the minutes for all city-appointed board meetings, including the city commission, planning board, tree commission and Historic Architectural Review Commission. City commissioners received and approved Smith’s annual evaluation scores in June. n Don’t fuel the fire Dear Short Answers: ere is a woman at work who is constantly having dreams (sometimes nightmares) about me. ey aren’t pornographic, but sometimes they are a bit sexual and always embarrassing. I asked her not to tell me about them anymore, but she still tells everyone else in the office so I hear about them from others. I asked her to stop telling anyone at work, but she refused and said it was none of my business. What do I do? In Her Dreams Dear IHD: Dis-engage. Your interest, feigned disinterest and embarrassment encourage her. Do nothing, say nothing; if confronted, shrug and keep walking. Dear Short Answers: I have a close relative (my cousin) who calls Dear Short Answers: me several times a week I just heard that my best to invite me to come friend’s ex got married. visit her (she lives in I’m sure she doesn’t Wisconsin) or asks to know. Should I tell her? visit me. She wants me Alice to come for Christmas, Dear Alice: Of course Easter, her kid’s birthday you should tell her—but and graduation. I went wait. Time and manner to Wisconsin once for will present itself. her daughter’s wedding, which was probably a PAULA FORMAN & mistake. But I have JEFF JOHNSON refused her invitations for the last five years. It’s Dear Short Answers: gotten to the point where I won’t Why do my pickles taste like oranges? answer the phone when I see that it’s Smelly Nelly her. But after 20 messages, I call back. Dear Nelly: Try cleaning your How do I make her stop? I would be fridge. n Timing Health & hygiene Send a question about whatever is bothering you to KonkLife@shortanswers.net or go to www.shortanswers.net and a psychologist and sociologist will answer. A selection of the best questions will be printed every week in Konk Life. 20 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUST 4, 2016 • Key West Lighthouse Weather Channel Team makes it! Intermittent waves of rain didn’t squelch e Weather Channel team’s “It’s Amazing Out ere Summer Tour” Key West expedition this weekend. e team made multiple stops at famous Key West landmarks including the Key West Lighthouse and Keepers Quarters, where they broadcast a live report Sunday morning from the top of the historic structure that is stewarded by the Key West Art & Historical Society. n Below (left to right) Matt Saffer, camera man and editor; Jen Carfagno meteorologist; Trish Ragsdale, producer; Mark Elliot, meteorologist and Bobby Brunelle, camera man and audio. YOUR TROPICS | Absolutely Fabulous | Continued from page 19 e series detailed the quirky shenanigans of Edina (Jennifer Saunders) and Patsy (Joanna Lumley) as they carry on in their selfish search for recreational drugs, booze and money, usually in that order. e series worked because it lampooned social mores and proved daring, outrageous and fresh for its time in an era of staid British TV. One also had a real feeling for its motley characters with many guest stars skewering the realm of fashion and A-List parties. In this film adaptation in the year 2016, it is more of the same as Patsy and Edina chase after fashion stories to make money so as to support their boozy habit. Edina is again sloshing about while trying to get an advance on her book, but what was once fresh now feels rote with dialogue and reaction shots on cue. Colorfully eccentric people fill the screen as the famous tipsy twosome chatter about and roll their eyes. e speech of every character is mumbling and rapid with hardly a quiet moment to be had. Edina’s daughter Saffron (Julia Sawalha) is here, too, as is the dippy assistant Bubble (Jane Horrocks). Saffron has an oddly passive daughter Lola (Indeyarna Donaldson-Holness). Edina has no money for champagne or vodka and schemes to get in good with Kate Moss. During a party, Edina knocks Moss into the ames. What follows is a noisy goose chase from one jibber-jabber party to the next. Characters zip to and fro like butterflies on methamphetamine interspersed with dance music. ere are a few good lines and observations uttered by Joanna Lumley about aging and travel, but for the most part it is all about sloshing, wobbling, spilling and chattering with not much of it zany or fun because it feels routine. ere are wonderful shots of Cannes but that’s about it, aside from the fact that Patsy wears a mustache. is outing is all pratfalls and motion having no space for the characters or the smart and cutting dialogue that made the original show so watchable. e film is too busy, replacing speech with attentively challenged sight gags galore as Edina and Patsy gargle with lobster and grapes. ere is one scene in an octagenarian dance party that may give a chuckle, but for the most part the yucks are all about the unfunny watery grave of Kate Moss. Unless one is a diehard fan, “Absolutely Fabulous: e Movie” is a vapid vapor commercially concocted from what was once a cocktail of stronger stuff. n Write Ian at ianfree1@yahoo.com FINANCIAL FUTURE Estate planning Do it yourself, or the state will do it for you BY ROXANNE E. FLESZAR KONK LIFE COLUMNIIST You prefer to have the courts make decisions regarding disposition of your assets rather than yourself; It is okay people you may not have ntestate, a word that should send shiveven known could end up as heirs ers up your spine. I’m sure it did for to your estate; the family members of these famous While you could have planned to entertainers: Michael Jackson, Amy minimize legal costs and estate taxes, Winehouse, Prince, Kurt Cobain, Bob you would prefer to enrich your lawyers, Marley, Jimi Hendrix. It surprised me your state and the federal treasury these other famous people also died departments; intestate, meaning they did not have a While you could have specified legal will: Howard Hughes, Martin guardians for your children, your family Luther King, Jr. and Abraham Lincoln. may make those decisions easily or may What all these folks have in common argue about it; is that they did not prepare a plan for It is fine if your private and financial their affairs after they died. eir estates affairs are made public. took years and thousands of dollars in Dying intestate is a horrific mistake attorney’s fees to settle. And it is likely in for your family. I know most folks would many cases their assets may not have rather think positively about been distributed as desired. their future and not about their Of course, you have heard eventual demise. Death is one “you can’t take anything with event we will not escape, so it you”—but I strongly believe makes sense to spend the time that it is best if you choose to plan for your loved ones, who gets it! your friends and/or those orOver the next several ganizations you would leave a articles, I am going to delve bequest. Would you rather into estate planning. I am not have the government make an attorney and am not holdR O X A N N E those choices for you? ing myself out to practice law, FLESZAR Worse yet, without a will, but as part of my financial C O L U M N I S T fraudsters can lay claim to your planning practice I do ask if assets. And it can take years to my clients have prepared for settle your estate while your private life is the disposition of their assets and made public. whether they have a health care proxy, a Procrastination, laziness, a feeling of durable power of attorney, a trust, invincibility . . . all these can be used as guardianship for their children, etc. excuses not to prepare a will. Don’t let We are going to concentrate on that happen to your family! perhaps the simplest but essential estate Meet with an estate planning attorney planning tool—a will. Shockingly, twowho can guide you through the process thirds of Americans die without one. and prepare the documents particular to Yet everyone needs a will—not just your state law and your circumstances. married individuals or those with A living trust can be beneficial, and children. Single folks have assets, too! I’ll write about that next time. Without a will you are telling your | Continued on page 23 loved ones the following: I 21 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUST 4, 2016 KEY BUSINESS KEY WEST Police lieutenants graduate management program Lieutenants Areaka Jewell and Joe Tripp completed the Southern Police Institute’s Command Officer Development course in Fort Lauderdale. is 10-week course prepares upper-level managers for practical law enforcement management. Course provides improved skills for enhanced communication within the department. It hones officers’ skills for management practices, enabling them to make the department efficient and effective. Capt. Sean Brandenburg and Chief Donie Lee, program graduates, joined Lts. Jewell and Tripp for graduation ceremony. n LOU PETRONE | Continued from page 7 one of the 36 union bagel shops in New York City and New Jersey. In the late 1950s and into the 1960s, bagel bakers began moving to other parts of the country. Prepackaged bagels first became available in American grocery stores in the 1950s. Frozen bagels in the 1960s. Whereas bagels were first made by hand, the 1960s saw them being made by machines. Mass marketing of bagels came into being. e genius of the Lender family. First, the father Harry. en, the sons, Murray and Marvin. Harry Lender was a Polish immigrant. He settled in West Haven, Conn. In 1927, he opened Lender’s Bagel Bakery. e man had vision. His primary customers were the Jewish Delis in New York City. His sons Murray and Marvin took mass sales to another level. Flash frozen bagels in 1958. Pre-sliced bagels in 1960. Lender’s bagels are available in frozen food counters in supermarkets today worldwide. 1987 is the year bagels entered into the mainstream of American foodstuffs. It was 1987 that bagels were sold not only in grocery stores, but also listed on fast food menus. Supermarket sales of bagels in the United States, per a 2012 study, reflected astronomical sale dollars. e figures do not include Wal-Mart. Fresh bagel sales totaled $626.9 million. Fresh frozen, $592.7 million. Taste tells. Bagel eaters can identify a New York bagel from any other. As can those who favor Montreal bagels. e difference between New York and Montreal bagels is that Montreal uses no salt, and uses eggs, sugar and/or sweetener. A new bagel identifiable by city has arisen. Still in its infancy. Time will tell if it will make the big time. It is the Cleveland bagel. I doubt whether anyone ever heard of the Cleveland bagel outside Cleveland till last week. e Wall Street Journal ran a front-page article about the new bagel. e Cleveland Bagel Company. Begun two years ago by two neighbors living in the same apartment building. Neither had ever baked anything before. Not even brownies out of a box. One a former warehouse employee out of work. e other involved with software. ey decided to make bagels. Experimented six months before they came up with a bagel they liked. ey make bagels the old-fashioned way. By hand. Boil them in water and maple syrup. Followed by baking in a convection oven. ey initially made the bagels in their apartments. Stored the dough in their refrigerators. Ran out of refrigerator space. A neighbor allowed them to use his. One problem. ey had to remove the bagels from the refrigerator at four a.m. e neighbor gave them a key to his apartment with the admonition to be quiet. When ready, the bagels are loaded in their cars and delivered around Cleveland 6-7 a.m. Production is up to 300 dozen bagels a week. e operation has been moved to the back room of a local pasta shop. e two hope their bagels become known as Cleveland bagels. ey want the bagels to be as popular as Lebron James and Cleveland Cavaliers. ey promote their bagel as being better than a New York one. It is said that any business written up on the front page of the Wall Street Journal is guaranteed success. It makes the company. I am curious if it will ring true for the two guys from Cleveland. Time will tell. A few cultural aspects of the bagel. Many mothers still use bagels as teething rings for their children. Bagel is also a Yeshivish term for sleeping 12 hours straight: “I slept a bagel last night.” Bagel dough has to rest at least 12 hours between mixing and baking. e term bagel is part of tennis. A 6-0 win of a set is referred to as a bagel. Winning a match 6-0, 6-0, 6-0 is called a triple bagel. Food for thought herein. Bagel history. Something to think about every time you enjoy one. n 22 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUST 4, 2016 CALENDAR• UPDATE Maddison Bock, student, practices bow and arrow shooting with the instructor, Lee Starling. ArtCamp! | Continued from page 8 you into learning as much as you could about an area. And I watched my elders and how they did things. ey weren’t Native American but used old-time techniques. “e kids were engrossed,” he adds. “ey spent hours twisting fibers made of yucca and cabbage palm stalks into rope for their forts and built solar stills out of trash.” eir favorite activity? “rowing the atlatl. It’s something you can start doing well in a short period of time. Any time a kid throws a six-foot-long spear down range, and it goes 100 feet, it sparks something.” With a seven-year-old daughter who delights in collecting insect carcasses and helping haul lobster traps, Starling knows a thing or two about that sort of spark and is convinced much of it happens while being outside. “I think your perspective on life is different if raised before A/C,” he says. “You didn’t think it was a big deal to be hot, so you went out and played in it.” Starling offered most of his outdoor activities in earlier morning, bringing campers in during high sun for activities like making water bottles out of gourds. Other times, they stayed inside the giant fort they’d made. “We taught the kids skills they can apply in all kinds of situations,” HAPPY HOUR REVIEW says Starling. “Most of them don’t really cost anything—just a little initiative. Half of those kids were like, ‘I’m going home and building a fort!’ What kid doesn’t want a fort?” While registration for the 9-week program is now full, ArtCamp! continues throughout the school year with sessions scheduled for professional development days and other school breaks. Sessions run the creative gamut to touch upon a variety of art, culture, and the humanities to get children thinking, moving, and making, and are led by a team of instructors made up of talented artists, teachers, and historians with extensive experience working with children. Campers also explore Fort East Martello, an enclosed Civil War-era fort and museum stewarded by Key West Art & Historical Society that is the location for the weekly camp sessions. n One Duval BY DAKIN WEEKEY KONK LIFE COLUMNIIST is week “What’s the Apps?” takes me to One Duval to try out some appetizers and drinks. One Duval is a fine-dining restaurant located at Pier House Resort and has the added user-friendly feature of a name that tells you the address. One Duval exudes an upscale atmosphere whether sitting inside or out, but is also warm and inviting. My view overlooked the deep-green water, the surface of which reflected the pinks and oranges of sunset. is is where the meal started with a couple of martinis and a signature appetizer and salad. Ovi and Jitka were server and bartender, and they made the experience welcoming in service and company. Ovi poured a house special for me—the Key Lime Tarte Martini. is concoction is made from fresh muddled lime, KeKe Liqueur and the house vanilla vodka. It’s served in a grahamcracker-rimmed martini glass. Milky green in color, the drink has an initial kick that smooths out into a sweet, creamy and tart flavor. is martini attains a flavor complexity not seen in many of the key lime martinis around. Below, Sierra Krames employs a knife, flint and ferro rod to spark a campfire. INFO kwahs.org/learn YOUR FINANCIAL FUTURE | Continued from page 21 Once completed, your will and any accompanying documents should provide you and your family members with a sense of peace. I know it worked for me! n Roxanne E. Fleszar, CFP, ChFC is the president of Financial Resources Management Corp, a registered investment advisory firm with offices in Key West, Boston and Naples. 23 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUST 4, 2016 e appetizer menu offers a number of tempting options. Chef Maria Manso suggested the Bacon Seared Scallops. e scallops are perfectly seared, crispy on outside, soft and buttery on the inside. e salty bacon layered generously on top along with lightly bitter microgreens contrasts the sweet citrus of the passion fruit sauce drizzled over the dish. e next appetizer is the Prosciutto Caprese Salad, which doesn’t disappoint. is salad is a play on the traditional caprese salad and is served on top of a healthy portion of fresh arugula. A razorthin slice of crispy, salty prosciutto tops this salad and contrasts the creamy mozzarella. is is further accented by the bite-sized jubilee tomatoes that range in color from yellow to a deep, almost purple red. It’s up to you to finish out the meal, but I can attest to its strong start (and starters). If you head down for sunset, be sure to get there in plenty of time. e view is as good as the food and service at One Duval. Make reservations, (305) 295-3255. n WHAT’S HAPPENING | Continued from page 16 BottleCap’s Blue Room 1128 Simonton St., (305) 296-2807 www.bottlecapkeywest.com n Fridays 5-8pm Tips benefit Tuesdays 8pm Country line dancing lessons by Marvin 11pm House Music Night with DJ Dino and guest DJs The Green Room 501 Greene St., (305) 741-7300 greenroomkeywest.com n Friday 0729 Jared Konersman 5:30pm David Warren 10:30pm Saturday 0730 Jared Reeves 3pm Andy Westcott 6pm Jason Lamson 10:30pm Sunday 0731 Jack Wolfe 4:30pm Chris Toler 9pm Monday 0801 Jason Lamson 10pm Tuesday 0802 TBD 5:30pm Chris Toler 10pm Wednesday 0803 Rusty Lemmon 5:30pm Andy Westcott 10pm Thursday 0804 JC Edwards 5:30pm Chris Toler 10pm My New Joint Lounge 22658 Overseas Hwy., Cudjoe Key n mynewjoint420lounge.com Thursday Michelle Dravis Friday Robert Douglas Saturday Larry Baeder Pinchers n 712 Duval St., (305) 440-2179 Carl Hatley 1-5pm Bobby Enloe 1-5pm Carter Moore 7-11pm n 24 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUST 4, 2016 • McKee Fund grant Call to artists Attention all past Anne McKee Artist’s Fund grant recipients. Plans to do a large retrospective show of McKee Fund grant recipients since the beginning— 22 years! If interested in exhibit being held at e Studio of Key West, January 2017: email mckeefund@gmail.com Instructions and information this summer. n Show only open to McKee Fund grant recipients. KEY WEST WILL MISS THE TALENTED GEORGE VICTORY “A VERY KIND SOUL” Photo: Ralph De Palma Key West will miss the talented George Victory “A very kind soul” BY RALPH DEPALMA eorge grew up in a village called 5 Rivers in the Arouca area of Trinidad. George’s father sang, his mother sang in the Church choir. George started performing in Trinidad at the age of 5. A friend Victor Lynch took some photos of young George playing his guitar, he entered George in a local competition at age 9 in 1962 singing an Elvis Presley tune “Return To Sender” he won easily and the headlines in the local paper with his photo read “A Young Elvis”. After his Father and Uncles surprised him with his first guitar he taught himself to play a Louie Armstrong tune “That Ole Black Magic”. His father encouraged him to learn Frank Sinatra and Nat King Cole. George’s first musical touring began playing with the Mighty Sparrow in Trinidad traveling all over the world 1965 through 1977. He also played with Jimmy Cliff during this period. He later began playing in the mid 70’s in New York playing with the Roy Cliff Allstars they opened for Ike and Tina Turner in Madison Square Garden. He opened for the Commodores 1980 North American Tour, then the Spinners, then Gladys Night and the Pips, and Aretha Franklin. One day a friend called from Daytona Beach asking him to sit in on guitar for a few weeks in 1997. He played Spring Break on the Beach. They did not want him to leave and made him an offer that was good so he stayed and ended G up buying a house on Daytona Beach. Later he was called by another friend whose guitar player was sick here in Key West in 2001 after two weeks of playing in what is now Dante’s the Manager made George and offer he could not refuse and he stayed in Key West. Today he frequently travels to Daytona, New York, and occasionally Tampa to play with friends, but Key West is like “Trinidad without the mountains”. He has formed a small group “The Observant Lion” and plays regularly and loves our small island community. George’s favorite music is the Blues. George grew up with all the fads, gadgets, and rock and roll but as he matured he began to understand the “warmth” of music in the Blues. George’s youngest daughter Cegee is on tour singing with the Wailers. George’s favorite gig is playing for King Rashaad of Morocco for New Years, and Birthday Parties. They fly him to Morocco and he would perform in the palace, not a bad gig. 26 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUTST 4, 2016 The Great George Victory RIP PHOTOS BY RALPH DE PALMA 27 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUTST 4, 2016 Steve Smith Mosquito Board Dist. 3 Reelection Reception PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN 28 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUTST 4, 2016 All New Breakfast at Hard Rock Key West PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN 29 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUTST 4, 2016 Commissioner Clayton Lopez Meet & Greet at Rock House Gallery PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN 30 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUTST 4, 2016 Commissioner Clayton Lopez Meet & Greet at Rock House Gallery PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN TRUE PLASTIC SURGERY of the Florida Keys DR. TRUE LANSDEN WHEN SELECTING A DOCTOR FOR SKIN CANCER TREATMENT, YOU WANT TO FIND AN EXPERT THAT YOU CAN TRUST. DR. TRUE IS A DOUBLE BOARD CERTIFIED PLASTIC AND RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGEON WHO HAS TREATED SKIN CANCERS FOR OVER THIRTY YEARS. HE IS DEDICATED TO HIS PATIENTS AND ACCEPTS MEDICARE AND MOST INSURANCE. WITH TWO CONVENIENT LOCATIONS TO SERVE YOU! 605 United Street, Suite B, Key West (305) 509-7535 5701 O/S Highway, Suite 4, Marathon (305) 453-6807 TruePlasticSurgery.com 31 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUTST 4, 2016 KWBG July Mixer at the Butterfly Conservatory PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN 32 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUTST 4, 2016 KWBG July Mixer at the Butterfly Conservatory PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN 33 www.konklife.com JULY 29-AUGUTST 4, 2016 Landmark restaurant site for sale by C.S. GILBERT KONK LIFE REAL ESTATE WRITER rive by 5501 Fifth Avenue, the site for 32 years of the iconic restaurant The Rusty Anchor, and you’re just liable to hear echoes of long ago laughter, the sounds of happy times gone by. Family owned and operated for all this time, the Anchor on Stock Island is a special place, the restaurant that several generations of Key West and Lower Keys families went to celebrate special events. We were one such family, part of a large and loyal customer base. When I finally joined my housemates in the Porpoise Point/Big Coppitt home we had purchased in June 1994, we went out to dinner to celebrate. Where did my housemates – sophisticated by having lived in Key West for three years – choose to take me? The Rusty Anchor. Bobalu’s, Geiger Key, Hogfish and the Anchor stood alone in those days: choose one or drive all the way back into Key West. (Full disclosure: Sugarloaf Lodge at MM 17 was also very good back then, especially when it was family-owned and operated and the dolphin Sugar was alive and in residence.) The Anchor was perfect: a little D The Rusty Anchor Restaurant and Fish House is easy to spot on Fifth Avenue. The large dining room is bi-level. 34 www.konklife.com • JULY 29 - AUGUST 4, 2016 rustic, an informal, old Key Westfish house, laid back and comfortable, with a great menu and a full service bar. We never missed the Lobster Week. Now RE/MAX Commercial Keys Connection is pleased to offer this iconic, landmark seafood restaurant, bar and fish house for sale, listing Realtor Curtis Skomp reported last week. “It’s a turnkey operation ready to bring to the next level, licensed for 250 seats with a large dining room and private banquet room. It includes a rarely available federally permitted wholesale and retail fish house,” he said. There’s even a loading dock. In addition, The Rusty Anchor is “a recognized name, with solid numbers and all furniture, fixtures and equipment included” and ready for a gala reopening. The operation Continued on next page. This view shows the width of the main dining room. “Completely equipped” describes the large, commercial kitchen. 35 www.konklife.com • JULY 29 - AUGUST 4, 2016 MEET THE REALTORS Mike Caron Finds a Niche in Key West Real Estate Landmark restaurant site for sale Continued by TERRY SCHMIDA KONK LIFE REAL ESTATE WRITER For over 10 years now Key West Realtor Mike Caron has been living the dream in Key West and sharing it with his clients. Originally from Massachusetts, Caron spent 31 years working in the insurance business offering protection to his insureds for both large national companies and independent agencies. It was during an impromptu visit to Key West in 1981 that he realized what a neat place it was. “I insured a wealthy client in Massachusetts who owned a number of time-shares at the Galleon and would offer his place for a visit to us several times over the early 1990s,” Caron said. “My wife, Ellen and daughter, Amy, spent a number of weeks over the years here until we decided to buy a vacation place in 1993. For over 12 years we would vacation here and knew that eventually we would move here. A purchase of a cottage in Shipyard in the Truman Annex 10 years later allowed us to move here full time when our daughter enrolled at the University of Miami. We left the hustle and bustle (and cold) of the Northeast over 11 years ago and have never looked back.” After accepting a buy-out from his insurance business, Caron spent a number of months enjoying all that Key West offers before a chance meeting with John Behmke of Compass Realty convinced him that he should get into the real estate business. “John sold us our first place in Key West and I was always impressed at how he loved the island and balanced work with play,” Caron said. “Once offered the job, I decided that real estate was a perfect fit for me.” Whether it’s enjoying a weekly round of golf with the men’s Tuesday Morning League or playing basketball at Sugarloaf School on Thursdays and Sundays or riding his bike all over Old Town and the Truman Annex, Caron has been able to combine business with pleasure. Caron can also be found listening to live music all over the city, but especially at Friday Sound Check at the Green Parrot. “It’s a great way to end the week and meet up with friends to hear some excellent music and enjoy each other’s company,” he said. “Many of my clients have become good friends. They began buying their own ‘piece of paradise’ and have found their own way down here.” Caron’s office is in the Truman Annex on Front St. (next to the Little White House) but his clients buy and list their properties all over town. He can be reached at 508-269-8565 or by email at mike@caronkeywest.com. A loading dock handles both incoming seafood and victuals for the restaurant and outgoing seafood for the wholesale business. (UPUKVVYV\[KVVYÄZOJSLHUPUNZ[H[PVUPZTVYL[OHUHTWSL is located on “a full half-acre lot with ample employee and customer parking,” said Skomp, adding that the equipment and building are in good condition and the latter is ADA compliant. In this as in most businesses – and even residences – what can really 36 www.konklife.com • JULY 29 - AUGUST 4, 2016 boost attractiveness is location, location, location, and for Stock Island’s Fifth Avenue, the location just gets better and better. Key West’s former, pretty much exclusively working-class neighborhood is now growing and changing quickly, particularly around its perimeter Landmark restaurant site for sale waterfront. The Rusty Anchor site is “footsteps to two new 100unit hotels” and close to “several renovated marinas and hundreds of boat docks nearby,” he said. And while a revived Rusty Anchor would be most welcome, the Key West Multiple Listing Service details alternative uses for the site, deeming the property “type” as Wholesale/ Manufacturing/Warehouse” and “Mixed Use, Retail” as well as “Restaurant/Bar.” The site is fullypermitted, Scomp said, including “specialty seafood permits.” With development on Stock Island picking up speed, especially with the potential of lots more upscale residents and visitors looking to go out to dinner, anyone who could recreate The Rusty Anchor, let alone kick the business up a notch, would surely be, as the Rodriguez family was, a tremendous success with the beloved restaurant, which served delighted locals and tourists for over 30 years. Finally, according to the MLS, the “owner will consider financing with reasonable down payment, or may consider a long term lease.” The property is listed for what seems a very fair $2.2 million. Interested? Contact Curtis Skomp at (305) 304-0084. Continued There is also a private party room with its own bar and French doors onto a covered deck for al fresco dining or dancing. 37 www.konklife.com • JULY 29 - AUGUST 4, 2016 Featured Home Locations 2 1 Key Haven Stock Island Featured Homes – Map # Address #BR/BA Viewed by Appointment Listing Agent Phone Number Ad Page 1 1022 Roberts Ln., Key West 1BR/1.5BA Doug Mayberry, Doug Mayberry Real Estate 305-292-6155 39 2 1118 Eaton St., Key West 3BR/2.5BA Doug Mayberry, Doug Mayberry Real Estate 305-292-6155 39 38 www.konklife.com • JULY 29 - AUGUST 4, 2016 Key West Association of REALTORS® keywestrealtors.org Phone (305) 296-8259 Fax (305) 296-2701 Listing Agency Lower Keys Coldwell Banker Schmitt Coldwell Banker Schmitt American Caribbean Real Estate Coldwell Banker Schmitt Coldwell Banker Schmitt Coldwell Banker Schmitt Coldwell Banker Schmitt Coldwell Banker Schmitt Century 21 Schwartz Realty Coldwell Banker Schmitt Coldwell Banker Schmitt Coldwell Banker Schmitt Internet Realty of the Florida Keys Engel & Voelkers Florida Keys Cornerstone Residential Marketing Key West RE/MAX All Keys RE/Max Keys Connection Florida Keys Real Estate Company Preferred Properties Preferred Properties BHHS Knight & Gardner Realty Bascom Grooms Real Estate Royal Palms Realty Truman & Co. Preferred Properties BHHS Knight & Gardner Realty Selling Agency Sold Date List Price 398,500.00 349,000.00 194,900.00 550,000.00 63,000.00 65,000.00 135,000.00 799,900.00 469,000.00 449,900.00 239,000.00 599,000.00 810,300.00 440,000.00 570,000.00 $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ 383,000.00 340,000.00 196,000.00 550,000.00 63,000.00 56,000.00 120,000.00 745,000.00 440,000.00 430,000.00 222,000.00 591,000.00 790,000.00 452,500.00 560,000.00 Street # Street Address 31508 30436 30472 30363 29859 29859 0 481 668 3905 27997 23064 18870 17 2 Avenue F Poinciana Rd Poinciana Rd Cardinal Ln Overseas Hwy #43 29859 Overseas Hwy #38 Enterprise Ave La Fitte Rd Powell Ave Mary Rd Coral Shores Rd Wahoo Ln Rocky Rd Bay Dr Diamond Dr Island Built Description BDRMS Wtrfrnt MM Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Little Torch Key Little Torch Key Big Pine Key Little Torch Key Cudjoe Key Sugarloaf Key Saddlebunch Big Coppitt 2006 1981 1948 1993 N/A N/A N/A 1990 1986 1987 1985 1986 2002 1974 1973 Single Family Single Family Single Family Single Family Lots Lots Lots Single Family Single Family Single Family Mobile Home Single Family Single Family Single Family Single Family 2 4 2 3 0 0 0 2 2 2 2 3 4 2 5 Yes No No Yes No No Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes 31 30.5 30.5 30.5 30 30 29.5 28.5 28.5 28 28 23 19 15 10 1999 1996 1991 1935 N/A 1938 1984 1984 1994 N/A 1996 Boat Slip Townhouse Condo Single Family Condo Single Family Townhouse Townhouse Townhouse Single Family 3-4 Units 0 2 2 4 1 2 2 2 2 5 2 Yes No No No No No No No No No No 5 5 4 4 2 1 1 1 1 1 0 Key West Luxury Real Estate Century 21 Schwartz American Caribbean Real Estate Internet Realty of the Florida Keys Coldwell Banker Schmitt Coldwell Banker Schmitt Coldwell Banker Schmitt Century 21 Schwartz Century 21 Schwartz Shoreline Properties A Key Real Estate Inc. Florida’s Realty Internet Realty of the Florida Keys American Caribbean Real Estate Florida Keys Real Estate Company 7/18/16 7/15/16 7/15/16 7/18/16 7/15/16 7/22/16 7/15/16 7/15/16 7/20/16 7/14/16 7/19/16 7/21/16 7/20/16 7/13/16 7/19/16 RE/MAX All Keys Robinson Real Estate Tropical Properties Real Estate Truman & Co. Preferred Properties Truman & Co. Compass Realty Truman & Co. Truman & Co. Last Key Realty BHHS Knight & Gardner Realty 7/22/16 $ 129,000.00 $ 99,999.00 5555 College Rd #5 Key West 7/13/16 $ 330,000.00 $ 320,000.00 83 Golf Club Dr Key West 7/15/16 $ 329,900.00 $ 335,000.00 3930 S Roosevelt Blvd #411E Key West 7/21/16 $ 2,099,000.00 $ 2,099,000.00 816 Eaton St Key West 7/21/16 $ 294,000.00 $ 277,500.00 1500 Seminary St #2D Key West 7/12/16 $ 1,545,000.00 $ 1,460,000.00 527 Margaret St Key West 7/14/16 $ 575,000.00 $ 554,750.00 808 Virginia St #4 Key West 7/15/16 $ 479,000.00 $ 435,000.00 808 Virginia St #2 Key West 7/18/16 $ 979,000.00 $ 945,000.00 101 Front St #3 Key West 7/18/16 $ 3,200,000.00 $ 3,200,000.00 621 Caroline St Key West 7/18/16 $60,000,000.00 $60,000,000.00 541 White St Key West Based on information from the KWAR MLS for the period of 07/14/16 through 07/22/16 1 $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ Sold Price 2