BRITISH PARACHUTE ASSOCIATION LTD
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BRITISH PARACHUTE ASSOCIATION LTD
BRITISH PARACHUTE ASSOCIATION LTD FULL TIM E CLUBS Peterborough Parachute Centre Sibson A irfield, Peterborough Eagle Sport Para Centre Ashford A irport, Lympne, Kent. (Hythe 60816) The Sport Parachute Centre Grindale Field, B ridlington, Yorkshire. R.S.A. Parachute Club Thruxton Aerodrom e, Andover, Hants. Tel: W eyhill 2124 W. J. Meacock, (at club address), Sibson A irfield, Tel: Elton 490 A. Black, (at club address) R. O'Brien, (at clu b address). Tel: 0262-77367 R A Acraman, (at clu b address). WEEK-END CLUBS Mrs. L. Bennett, Anglia Skydiving Club 92b B radford Street, Andrews Field. Great Sailing, B ocking End, Braintree, Essex. Nr. Braintree. Essex. Tel: Braintree 26185 British Parachute Club Headcorn A irfield, Headcorn, Kent. The Secretary, (at club address). Brunei University Skydiving Club c/o Students Union, Brunei University, U xbridge, Middx. (Brunei Students only). The Secretary, (at club address). Dunkeswell International Skydiving Centre, Dunkeswell A irfield, Nr. H oniton, Devon (Tel: Luppitt 643) I. L o utitt (at club address) Hereford Parachute Club Ltd Shobdon Aerodrom e, Shobdon, Leominster, Hereford Tel: Kingsland 551 P. Holman, 9 Blenheim Close, Tupsley, Hereford HR1 2TY Black Knights Skydiving Centre Weeton, Nr. Blackpool, Lancs. R. Parry, 13 Fern Hey, Thornton, Liverpool 23. Leeds/Bradford Free Fall Club P. Cross, 210 Kent Mere Avenue, Seacroft, Leeds LS14 1BL Leeds University Free Fall Club (Leeds Students Only) The Secretary, c/o The U niversity Union, Leeds. Lincoln Pathfinders Free Fall Club C. Binks, 63 Weakland Close, Sheffield S12 4PB Tel: Sheffield 390649 J. Law, 148 Heaton M oor Road, Heaton Moor, S tockport, Cheshire Manchester Free Fall Club Tilstock D.Z., Twenlows Hall Farm, W hitchurch, Shropshire. G. Webster, Brake Lane, West Hagley, S tourbridge, W orcs. Tel: Hagley 3993 Northumbria Parachute Club Sunderland Airport, W ashington Road. Sunderland, Co. Durham. C hief Instructor, (at club address), Tel: B oldon 7530 Queen Mary College Skydiving Club 61 W ynndale Road, South W oodford, London E.18 Vauxhall Skydiving Club Halfpenny Green Aerodrom e, Bobbington, Worcs. (Vauxhall M otors only). R. Parry, 7 B errylands Road, Moreton, W irral, Cheshire, L46 7TU. Wessex Parachute Club Swallow Cliff, Nr. Shaftesbury, Dorset. J. C. Donovan, The Castle, Donhead St. Andrew, Shaftesbury, Dorset. Yorkshire F/F Club E. Vine, 21 W ellington Road, B rid lin g to n , Yorks. SERVICE ASSOCIATIONS, CLUBS AND TEAMS Army Parachute Association Manchester Parachute Club T. Bailey, 157 Keynon Lane, Moston, M anchester 10 Metropolitan Police Parachute Club Nuthampstead A irfield, Herts. M. Bengali, 175 S unningvale Ave., B iggin Hill, Kent Midland Parachute Centre The A irfield, Bickmarsh, Worcs. P. A. Howell, 331 S tratford Road, Shirley, S olihull, Warks. North West Para Centre Cark A irfield, Flookburgh, Nr. Grange over Sands, Lancs. J. D. Prince, 21 The Coppice, Ingol, Preston, Lancs., PR2 30 L. Tel: Preston 720848 Old Warden Flying and Parachute Group Paraclan Parachute Club Charter Hall, Nr. Berwick. D. I. Waugh, 27 D ury Road, Barnet, Herts. Peak District Parachute Club D. J. Schofield, 522, D uffield Road, Allstree, Derby. Scottish Parachute Club Strathalan Castle, Auchterarder, Perthshire Scottish Sport Parachute Association Staffordshire Sport Skydivers c/o London Road Tavern, London Road, Newcastle-under-Lym e, Staffs. Tel: 0782-614386 South Staffordshire Skydiving Club Halfpenny Green Aerodrom e, Bobbington, Worcs. C hief Instructor, J.S.P.C., A irfie ld Camp, Netheravon, W iltshire, Rhine Army Parachute Association Captain T E. Oxley, R E.M E. R.A.P.A. Centre, S.T.C. Sennelager, B.F.P.O. 16. Joint Services Sport Para Association C. Herbert, GPO Box 2285, Singapore. R.A.F. Sport Parachute Association Hon. Sec., Fit. Lt. P. F. Smout, R.A.F. A bingdon, Berks. Tel: A bingd on 288 Ext 485 Parachute Regiment Free Fall Club M ajor B. S. Schofield, Para Regt. Free Fall Team, Brow ning Bks., A ldershot, Hants. Tel: A ldershot 24431 Ext 2446. Royal Marines Sport Parachute Club The Secretary, R.M.S.P.C., Royal Marines, Lym pstone, Exmouth, Devon. Tel: Topsham 3781 Chief Instructor, CJSATC, Sim Barracks, BFPO 53. S. Sgt. R. G. W right, Int. Corps., The Intelligence Corps Depot, Tem plar Barracks, A shford. Kent TN23 3HH. Tel: A shford 25251, Ext. 320. Cyprus Joint Service Adventurous Training Centre (CJSATC) Intelligence Corps Depot Sport Para Club 7 Parachute Regiment R.H.A. (The Black Knights) Lt. D. R. A rthur, 7 Parachute Regim ent R.H.A., Lille Bks., A ldershot, Hants. Tel: A ldershot 24431 Ext 3509 R.E.M.E. Free Fall Team Lt. A. C. Dixon, 7 M ount View, C hurch Lane W., Aldershot, Hants. Royal Green Jackets Parachute Club W /O E. W. Strawson, R.I.T. R.G. Jackets, Rifle Depot, W inchester, Hants. 22 Special Air Service Parachute Club D. C. Payne, 13 Boswell Drive, K inghorn, Fife. Golden Lions Parachute Club CpI. C. Cameron, G lencorse Barracks, M ilton Bridge, Penicuik, M idlothian, Scotland. W. Allen, 86 G lencroft Road, Glasgow, G44 5RD. Royal Corps of Transport Parachute Club D. C. Payne, 13 B oswell Drive, Kinghorn, Fife. The Secretary, (at club address) 95 Cdo FOU (The Buccaneers F/F Team) Royal A rtillery, A.T.U R.M., Poole, Dorset. Lt. T. M. Macartney, 70 Lakeside Road, Ash Vale, Nr. A ldershot, Hants. Capt. J. M. Patrick, RA, (at club address) Tel: Poole 77311 Ext. 274. Hong Kong Parachute Club 2 M ajor T. H. Ridgway, HQ31 Regt. R.C.T., B.F.P.O. 1. THE JOURNAL OF THE BRITISH PARACHUTE ASSOCIATION (A c o m p a n y lim ite d b y g u a ra n te e ) Vol. 12 No. 1 B RITISH PAR A C H U TE A S S O C IA T IO N LTD, KIM BERLEY HOUSE, 47 V A U G H A N W AY, LE IC ES TE R , LE1 4SG FEBRUARY 1975 Phone 0533-59778/59635 BPA COUNCIL EDITORIAL L. N. E. St. John Chairman W e n o w h a v e a n e le c te d 1 8 -m a n C o u n c il. A fte r som e e x tr a o r d in a r y e le c tio n m a n ife s to s and p ro m is e s c o n ta in e d th e r e in , it w ill b e in te r e s tin g to s e e h o w th is C o u n c il s e rv e s us, th e m e m b e rs h ip o f th e B P A . If y o u h a v e a n y g o o d id e a s , o r p ro b le m s , p le a s e c o n ta c t y o u r n e a re s t C o u n c il m e m b e r s o th a t th e m a tte r c a n b e d is c u s s e d a t th e n e x t m e e tin g fo r th e b e n e fit o f us a ll. T h e B P A is a s tr o n g o rg a n is a tio n a n d th e m e m b e rs h ip h a v e m a d e it s o — le t’s k e e p it th a t w a y . P. J. Prior Vice-Chairman M. Batchelor Treasurer J. T. Crocker Chairman Safety and Training Committee Other Members: R. S. Acraman R. Card W. Elliott D. Hogg E. Lewington K. Mapplebeck W. J. Meacock T. J. Morgan M. J. O ’Brien J. Petherbridge C. Shea-Simonds G. B. Shone J. L. Thomas D. Waterman A p p lic a tio n fo r m s fo r m e m b e rs h ip re n e w a l a re s e n t w ith th is is s u e . P le a s e le t th e B P A o ff ic e h a ve y o u r re n e w a l as s o o n as p o s s ib le — e s p e c ia lly if y o u d o n ’t w a n t to m is s th e A p r il is s u e o f S P ! Co-opted Members: Chairmans APA and RAFSPA Sir Godfrey Nicholson, Bart. I. W right R e g r e tta b ly th e r e a re fe w re g u la r c o n tr ib u t o r s to S P — th e y k n o w w h o th e y a re , a n d th e y h a ve m y w a rm e s t th a n k s fo r t h e ir c o n tin u e d s u p p o r t. C o n tr ib u t io n s a re a lw a y s w e lc o m e , e s p e c ia lly p h o to g ra p h s , s o p le a s e le t m e k n o w w h a t's g o in g o n a t y o u r c lu b . L ittle g e m s fo r ‘A t th e D ro p In n ’ c a n be 'p h o n e d to m e a t 0 5 3 2 -5 0 3 8 4 0 . BPA JOURNAL Charles Shea-Simonds Editor 60 Easterly Crescent, Leeds LS8 2SG BPA STAFF A n ic e th o u g h t fo r 1975 h a s b e e n s u p p lie d b y C a ro l W a te r m a n : “ ’tis b u t a b a s e ig n o b le m in d th a t m o u n ts n o h ig h e r th a n a b ird c a n s o a r ” . H e n ry VI p t 11.11.1 Sqn. Ldr. W. Paul, BEM, RAF (Ret'd) Secretary General Mrs. Dorothy Paul Assistant Secretary E ditor's N o te — The vie w s o f c o n trib u to rs to " S p o r t P a ra c h u tis t" are n o t necessarily those of the E ditor, or o f th e B ritish P ara ch ute A s s o cia tio n , and no lia b ility is a c c ep ted fo r sam e. B lu e S k ie s , C h a rlie . Cover — Rapide Exit (G -A G S H ) Dave W aterm an Printed by G. H Fisher & Sons (P rinters) Ltd., Peterborough, PE1 3A U 3 AT THE DROP INN FAREW ELL T O FREDDIE F reddie B rem er arrived in th is c o u n try as an A m erican airm an in Janu ary 1970 w ith a g rand to ta l o f 34 ju m p s to his credit. N ow 5 years later, w ith a to ta l o f 1600 jum ps, a w ife and an in cre d ib le hou n d he has re tu rn e d hom e to the U nited States. D urin g th a t tim e he has c e rta in ly left his mark on the B ritish s p o rt p a ra c h u tin g scene. He was on the firs t lift ever at S ibson in e a rly 1971, the firs t R apide 8-M an, the firs t S ibson 8-M an, G old medal w in n e r at the D uck End M eet 1973 and second place overall in the 1974 N ational C h a m p ion sh ip s. He becam e an e xp e rt at c u t aways when ju m p in g a D elta II P araw ing, and on being asked w hat he th o u g h t to the ca n o p y by a gen tle m a n from Irvins, cam e up w ith the cla ssic re p ly: “ It's gre a t w hen it's open — the tro u b le is th a t I’m w e a rin ’ o u t m y f * * * in ’ C ap e w e lls!" S ince e a rly 1973 w hen he left the USAF, he has been John M e a co ck’s rig h t hand man at S ibson and it was ju s t over a year ago th a t he m arried an E nglish g irl, V icky Brice. Freddie, we all w ish you, V ic k y and S p ro g g y Dog a fond farew ell and all happiness in th e fu tu re . “When I say GO I mean G O ! ! ” Terry ‘The G eneral’ Patton about to dispatch a student from the Air Nav. C herokee 6. p h o to — c o u rte s y ‘H u d d e rs fie ld E x a m in e r’ □ □ □ O u r hero, overheard in th e bar, having m ade his second and th ird s ta tic line d e sce n t th a t d a y: “ B efore m y firs t ju m p to d a y I had co n s id e ra b le ‘b u tte rflie s ’, b u t I was OK before the second o n e .” Irish g irlfrie n d : “ In th a t case w h y d id n ’t you do the second o n e firs t? !” □ □ □ D id yo u hear a b o u t the new ju m p p ilo t w h o th o u g h t th a t a p ilo t 'chute was a s a d is tic p astim e in w h ic h ju m p e rs p a rticip a te d on p o o r w e a th e r d a ys? □ Freddie at the 1974 Nationals, □ □ An in s tru c to r at S ibson re c a llin g a s tu d e n t’s firs t d esce n t: "He clim b e d o u t o n to th e step. I gave him the GO. S till perched there he sh o u te d o u t an im m a cu la te co u n t, and on “ c h e c k ” , he looked in at me as if to say: ‘W hat the hell do I do n o w !? ’ ” p h o to — Dave W aterm an im m V E T D J E R C H IN A IOISED JOaiEOiq IN 2HE LINE UP... READY PCR JUSH.T!! 4 1975 CALENDAR OF EVENTS A rm y C h a m p io n sh ip s N ational R elative C h a m p io n sh ip s T h ru x to n R e l/A cc Meet H ereford A c c u ra c y Meet S co ttish C h a m p io n sh ip s R hine A rm y C h a m p io n sh ip s N a tio n al S ty le /A c c u ra c y C h a m p io n s h ip s W o rld R elative C h a m p io n sh ip s 4 — 15 S eptem ber (W asendorf, W. G erm any) D uck End Meet 20/21 S eptem ber U.S. N a tio n al C h a m p io n sh ip s 1 2 — 27 Ju ly 1 4 — 21 May 24 May — 1 June 14/15 June 19/20 July 1/3 and 8/10 A ug ust 2 — 8 A ugust 1 6 — 25 A ugust The Red Fred’s Jump Ship ground-bound? □ □ □ A fte r having given the Irish a fa ir a m o u n t o f ‘s tic k ’ in this co lu m n in the past, it's o n ly rig h t th a t m ention sh ould be made of the Irish P arachute C lu b N ew sletter. T his e xce lle n t little piece of p a ra c h u tin g news is available m o n th ly from Noel Larragy, 25 M cKee Road, Finglas, D u b lin 11. No d o u b t a nyone c o n te m p la tin g ju m p in g in Eire w o u ld do w ell to co n ta c t Noel. □ □ □ The stu d e n t had been lis te n in g to som e experienced ju m p e rs w h ils t w a itin g to go up fo r his firs t d escent: “ Look at th a t free fall d rift, there m ust be som e stro n g upper w in d s ” . H aving made his firs t ju m p m in u te s later, o u r luckless hero approached the same g ro u p , "Y ou w ere rig h t” , he said, “ when I c lim b e d o u t o n to the s tru t the u p p e r w inds w ere h o w lin g !!” □ □ J a n u a ry 2nd saw the start of anew B BC 1TV series T a s te fo r A dve n tu re '. The firs t p ro g ra m m e featured Pete l’ll-g iv e -u p -p a ra c h u tin g -w h e n -l-g iv e -u p -s e x Sherm an. It was a w ell p ro d u ce d d o c u m e n ta ry , w ith som e nice a ir-to -a ir p h o to g ra p h y by Bob S outer, of the ‘T e e th 's’ jo b as a test ju m p e r fo r one o f the c o u n try ’s p a ra ch u te m a nu fa ctu re rs. It’s sad th a t the co m p a n y co n ce rn e d gave Pete th e e lb o w soon a fte r th is film was made, esp e cially in the lig h t o f the e x c e lle n t p u b lic ity th e y received from it. The film o f the cu ta w a y sh o t from a ch e st m ounted cam era was firs t rate, but Kenny M a p p le b e c k ’s p e rfo rm a n ce w ith the ‘S le d ’ . . . Oh d e a r!! Glimpse into the past — Bernie Green briefs two students at Shoreham circa 1959 — note dated equipment and Tri-Pacer as jump ship. HOVERING CONTROLLED APPRQCH. GLIDE FQ R TH E WRISTS ...DOCKING SQFI AND ...POSITIVE SHAKE 1H. □ □ .THEN ILY IT.’ H Y I I NICE AND LEVEL •••LIKE A BIRD. !!? # ! 5 □ □ U n fo rg e tta b le J u m p s ’ is a m ust to p ro vid e h o u rs o f a rm c h a ir enterta in m e n t. ‘P a ra ch u tin g 's U n fo rg e tta b le Jum p s' is available from S p o d e m o o r A via tio n , 48 O ak Lane, B ra d fo rd BD9 4QH, p rice £5.60 (in cl. V A T and postage). □ □ □ “ U n d o u b te d ly the m ost fa s c in a tin g bo o k ever c o m p ile d on stunt, s p o rt and m ilita ry p a ra c h u tin g . . . su p e rb p h o to g ra p h y .” Los A n g e le s H e ra ld E xa m in e r “ H ig h ly recom m ended to all a viation e n th u sia sts w h o w ish to view the e n tire s p e ctru m o f th is e x c itin g a c tiv ity o f p a ra c h u tin g .” U.S. P a rachute A s s o c ia tio n “ T he m ost c o m p re h en sive and e n te rta in in g b o o k ever w ritte n on the h is to ry o f stu n t, sp o rt and m ilita ry para c h u tin g ." S ky D iv e r M agazine . . B o o k -o f-th e -C e n tu ry , sh o u ld be re q u ire d re ading fo r a nyone w ho pu ts a rig on his b a ck." P a ra -P rin t M agazine □ □ □ The BPA has an e x c e lle n t p o rta b le e x h ib itio n w h ic h is available to a ffilia te d clu b s. If you w ish to m ake use o f the firs t class pre se n ta tio n o f o u r sp o rt, please c o n ta c t B ill Paul at the BPA o ffic e . □ o □ C o n g ra tu la tio n s to Dave W aterm an on being aw arded the title “ S ports P h o to g ra p h e r of the Year 1974” . In an open c o m p e titio n by the S p o rts C o u n c il and th e Royal P h o to g ra p h ic S ociety, Dave’s p o rtfo lio o f ten c o lo u r p rin ts w on fo r him a cash prize o f £250 and a lu x u ry cru ise fo rtw o . H is p h o to g ra p h s are w e ll k n o w n to readers o f th is m agazine and we all k n o w th a t to be g o o d at ta kin g para c h u tin g photos, yo u also have to be a p re tty fa ir p a ra ch u tist yo u rse lf. W ell d one in d e ed ! BOOK REVIEW ‘P a ra ch u tin g ’s U n fo rg e tta b le J u m p s ’ by H o w a rd G re g o ry ‘P a ra ch u tin g ’s U n fo rg e tta b le Ju m p s' is an u pdated e d itio n of H ow ard G re g o ry's o rig in a l book, T h e F a lc o n ’s D is ciples'. 400 odd pages and over 200 p h o to s add up to a bundle of para ch u tin g fun. It's a c o lle c tio n of all the best ju m p stories to g e th e r w ith a g o o d few m ore besides. M ilita ry ju m p storie s fo rm the firs t part o f th e book b u t the m a jo rity of it is c o n c e rn e d w ith s p o rt p a ra c h u tin g . If you w ant to read a b o u t L in d b e rg h 's p a ra c h u tin g , Rod Pack's chuteless ju m p , the p a ra c h u tin g h ija c k e r w ho g o t away, the film in g of the G yp sy M oths, and a m u ltitu d e of tales o f ba rn sto rm in g , te stin g , ju m p s th a t d id n ’t go rig h t, plus a few th a t d id ; then you w o n ’t be d is a p p o in te d w ith this book. For the average ju m p e r in th is c o u n try of n o to rio u s ly p o o r p a ra c h u tin g w eather, ‘P a ra c h u tin g ’s □ □ □ C o n g ra tu la tio n s also to B e rnie D ie rke r (late D u ck End Farm Parachute G ro u p ) on w in n in g th e title : “ U.S. N ational C o lle g ia te P a ra ch u tin g C h a m p io n ” w on at Deland, Florida o v e rth e U.S. T h a n k s g iv in g h o lid a y. T here w ere 140 c o m p e tito rs. □ □ □ Overheard at an Irish 10-m an b rie fin g : “ A t th re e -five w e’ll break — everyone to tu rn 360 and tra ck a w ay! !” 6 CORRESPONDENCE If anyone else has had s im ila r to ta ls w ith a G rabber, I shall be glad to hear a b o u t them , to g e th e r w ith possible exp la na tio n s and rem edies, and perhaps the Safety and T ra in in g C o m m itte e c o u ld c o n d u c t e xp e rim e n ts and let us have th e ir co n c lu s io n s . D AV ID ROW ELL, In s tru c to r 5647. Newcastle. Dear Charles, I am prom pted to w rite to you by tw o recent in cid e n ts involving ‘G ra b b e r’ d ro g u e s and feel th a t the general m em bership should be aware o f the p o s s ib ility o f a total m a lfu n ctio n p o ssibly caused by the ‘G ra b b e r’. Incident number one. I b o u g h t a C loud to w h ich I fitte d the G rabber and put in a c u sto m pack s im ila r in c o n s tru c tio n to the o ld e r S tyle m a ste r co n ta in e r. The canop y w a s a fa irly tig h tfit, but n o t in my, o r anyone e lse’s o p in io n excessive and when p u lle d on the g ro u n d several tim es there was no suggestion of a pack clo su re . On the th ird ju m p how ever, a five second delay, I pulled the rip co rd w hich cam e sm o o th ly o u t, b u t the pack rem ained firm ly C LO SED and even three sh a rp p u lls on the risers faile d to d islo dge the cones. M y P ro te c to r gave me a c o m fo rta b le ride dow n, b u t on o p e n in g d islo d g e d the closed main pack so I w a sn ’t able to exam ine the reason fo r the closure. S ubsequent a tte m p ts to repeat the clo su re on the g roun d again fa ile d to p ro d u c e even the sm allest suggestion of a clo su re and th e G ra b b e r leapt out instantly. Incident number two. A n o th e r c lu b m em ber b o u g h t an A m erican P apillon to w h ich he fitte d a G ra b b e r and put the canopy in a POD. The c o n ta in e r th is tim e was a S ecurity C rossbow p ig g yb a ck, the m ain pack o f w h ich had been shortened. The ‘P o d d e d ’ ca n o p y and G rabber w ent very easily in to the pack, how ever again on a hop and pop from 2800 the rip c o rd cam e out, but the pack rem ained firm ly closed and the p a ra ch u tist had to use his reserve. I have used the c o n ta in e r fo r m any ju m p s w ith a sleeved PC and tw in M A ’s and have had no suggestion of a pack closure, but again u n fo rtu n a te ly , we w ere not able to exam ine the jam m ed pack as the reserve o p e n in g dislodged the main pack closure. The sim ila ritie s in these cases are th a t we were both using bagged or podded ca n o p ie s and both using G rabbers. P ersonally. I c a n n o t see how the bag w o u ld cause any problem s e xce p t p erhaps to act as a m ore firm base fo r the G ra b b e r than a sleeve m ight, and th u s causing a little m ore pressure. In m y o p in io n the G ra b b e r seems to be the cu lp rit. It is a very stro n g e x tra c to r and my ow n explanation is th a t it was fo rc in g a co n e so firm ly up in to a g ro m m e t that the co n e was unable to tip and release th e g ro m m e t. A fte r each in c id e n t the cones and g ro m m e ts of the tw o packs were e xam ined and fo u n d to be in A1 co n d itio n . A fte r these incide n ts, I p e rs o n a lly w o u ld not a llo w a student to ju m p a rig w ith a G ra b b e r e x tra c to r as I c a n n o t see any im m ediate so lu tio n to the p o s s ib ility of a closure. N orm an W aterhouse (S ecretary) B irm in g h a m U n iv e rs ity Free Fall A sso cia tio n , 49 T w yin g Road, S tirch le y, B irm in g h a m B30 2XY. Dear C harlie, We w o u ld be g ra te fu l fo r space in the mag to a nno unce the b irth o f o u r C lub. A rm ed w ith the p rin c e ly sum o f £10 (donated by o u r S tudents U n io n ) the B irm ing ham U n ive rsity Free Fall C lu b has becom e o p e ra tio n a l. The o ffic e rs of the c lu b are all m edical students. O ur p re sid e n t (and Big Jake) is John C arter w ho possesses a GP and a p re tty c o lo u re d T h u n d e rb o w . C o n se quen tly, he rarely talks to us except to beg d rin k s at the end of the day. N orm an (the S ecretary) is w ell know n, o n ly fo r the length o f his hair. W hen he’s ju m p in g the plane takes tw ice as long to get to a ltitu d e because o f the extra w e igh t, and when he jum ps, he is so to p heavy th a t he is dragged in to a C annarozzo p o sitio n and plu n ge s ea rth w a rds like a bullet. O ur treasurer, Steve, had a g reat fu tu re in the sport until an u n fo rtu n a te leg strap in ju ry , in c u rre d on his firs t free fall, put him o u t of actio n . He can now be fo u n d in high heels and tig h t tro u se rs a ro u n d any o f the dives and c lip -jo in ts in Brum . We su c c e s s fu lly ran o u r firs t co u rse a few weeks ago (thanks fo r the reduced p rice s Pat!) and hope to run an o th e r very soon. We are very w ell looked a fte r by the lovely Iris H ow ell and the Red Baron (Lennie the L ion) and we w o u ld like to take th is o p p o rtu n ity to th a n k them , and every one else at M idland Parachute C entre fo r th e ir kindness and e n c o u r agem ent in sta rtin g the club. Finally, we w o u ld like to try and put U n ive rsity Para c h u tin g on the m ap and w e ’re very interested in o rg a n isin g an In te r-U n iv e rs ity (o r P o ly te c h n ic ’s) a c c u ra c y m eet early next year. A s lig h t m o d ific a tio n o f the usual rules may be required (i.e. a p it 3 0 0 yd s w ide). C ould any clu b s interested c o n ta c t us at the above address? B.U.F.F.A. WEST MERCIA INSURANCE BROKERS HIGH STREET, WOMBOURNE, Nr. WOLVERHAMPTON, WV5 9DN Tel: Wombourne 2661/4705 PERSONAL AC CIDENT LIFE INSURANCE EQUIPMENT Usually at standard Expensive, but Insurance for rates for parachuting — comprehensive. A must equipment only £1 per why pay extra? if you need weekly annum per £ 100 worth. income Accidental damage when in use included. • I N S U R A N C E B R O K E R S FOR ALL T Y P E S OF I N S U R A N C E 7 HOLIDAY Parachuting on the continent? We can offer holiday insurance. u i W E S T MERCIA INSURANCE BROKERS THE PARACLAN MEET-1 9 7 4 "It was a real fun w e e k e n d ” , w o u ld be a fa ir ep ita p h fo r the Meet at S trathallan o rg anised by Davy Payne o ver 16th and 17th of Novem ber. An e n try o f 13 team s, som e having travelled over 400 m iles to get there, pro m ise d an in te resting event. First item on the agenda was the very com prehensive b rie fin g given by the Meet D ire c to r in the C row n H otel, A u ch te ra rd e r, late on the F riday evening; the o n ly in fo rm a tio n gleaned was th a t c o m p e tito rs had to be at the a irfie ld at e ig h t the fo llo w in g m o rn in g ! The fo llo w in g m o rn in g p ro d u ce d cle a r skies but m arginal w inds, and the m a jo rity o f team s had m anaged to m ake it to the D ro p Zone by the a p p o in te d tim e. The tw o 207s of C irru s A via tio n had been w arm ed up and were ready to go. U n fo rtu n a te ly it was then d iscovered th a t the A ssistant Meet D ire c to r had gon e back to E d in b u rg h at fo u r in the m orn ing , d is tin c tly the w orse fo r wear, having taken w ith him the list o f team s and the ju m p o rd e r w h ic h had been draw n the p revious e ve n ing ! Cirrus Aviation 207 ready to go. The S cottish P arachute C lu b 's 'F lyin g Pigs' w ere the firs t team to take to the a ir and th e y put to g e th e r a tw o man; th e ir a ccu ra c y a tte m p t th a t fo llo w e d , how ever, was of such a su icidal nature th a t the ju d g es w ere re lu c ta n tly fo rce d to re strict the firs t ro und to relative w o rk only. T h e fa c t th a t the w in d had been b lo w in g c o n s is te n tly over nine m etres a second seemed to have little bearing on th e ir d e cisio n ! T h is was ju s t as w ell fo r J im ’s team , ‘UK Flying C irc u s ’, w h o having put to g e th e r a nice fo u r-m a n , sailed backw ards o ver the p it at a th o u sa n d feet. B iff’s team , ‘Paraclean C o n fe d e ra te A irb o rn e ', w ere th e o n ly oth e r team to b uild a fo u r-m a n in th is ro und and th e ir tim e was a co u p le of seconds fa ste r than ‘UK F lyin g C irc u s ’. The 2 Para team ‘U F O ’ and the Scouse ‘B lack K n ig h ts ’ both scored three mans, w h ile three o f the re m a in in g team s had executed fast p re cisio n one m ans to c o m p le te the ro u n d ! A fte r a long break because o f the w in d , S a tu r day drew to a close w ith the notable e xc e p tio n o f the festivities in the C ro w n th a t evening — som e th in g s are better left u n s a id ! On S unday the w in d s w ere kind enough to a llo w a ccura cy to be in clu d e d , and th is tim e ‘UK F lying C irc u s ’ show ed th e ir fla ir fo r pea gravel w hen, having b u ilt a 13second fou r-m a n , th e y all stom ped in fo r u n der a tw o m etre total — a ctu a lly it was m easured in inches so m aybe a bit was lost in the c o n ve rsio n . T h is ju m p was enough to give Brian J a c k e l’s team the firs t place — a successful co u p by team m em bers had ousted Jim fro m the jo b of team leader. C on fe d e ra te A irb o rn e and UFO b oth b u ilt fo u r m ans to give them second and th ird places respectively. BJ with his very short lined PC. Exit practice. Competitors, pilots, etc. It w o u ld have been a fittin g c lim a x to the day if B obby F ra n cis’ 10-man team had p u t to g e th e r a 10-m an fro m the tw o 207s, but w ith o n ly one a tte m p t it w a sn ’t a lto g e th e r s u rp risin g th a t o n ly a 6-m an was made. C lim a x o f the day fo r little M ary Keith was to be in her firs t fo u r-m a n w ith ‘UK F lying C irc u s ’ ; her sole c o m m e n t a fte rw a rds was: “ G rrrre a t!” T h e e n d o f the m eet was m arked by the prize g ivin g. The scores th a t w ere fin a lly c o m p u te d by the M eet D ire c to r and the Judges were u n d e rsta n d a b le o n ly to them ; the low er o n e ’s score, the h ig h e r th e fin a l p la c in g ! T he prizes w ere presented by Mr. J. A itke n h e a d , the H otels C o n tro lle r o f T e n n e n t C a le d o n ia n B rew eries Ltd., w ho had so g e n e ro u sly p rovided the prize m oney and sponsored m uch o f the fly in g tim e ; o u r sin ce re th a n ks to them . T h u s ended a m em orable w eekend and on b ehalf o f all th e co m p e tito rs , o u r th a n ks to to all at S tra th allan fo r m aking it all so th o ro u g h ly e n jo y a b le — see yo u all again next year! P hotos and a rtic le — C. S-S. The winning UK Flying Circus — Alan Skennerton, Brian Jackel, ‘Meatball’ and Mike Chapman. RESULTS 1st Round 1st 2nd 3rd 4 5 6= 8 9 10 11 12 13 UK Flying Circus (Crocker, Chapman, Skennerton, Jackel) C onfederate A irborne (Burn, Payne, H oughton, Gillies) UFO (2 Para) Black Knights (Lancs) Flying Pigs (SPC) W hite Rose (Yorks) Strathspey (Francis) N ickity Splits (Vauxhall) Shanks' All Stars Golden Lions (Scotland) M uffdivers (RSA) Paraclan Odds & Ends Parafernalia 2nd Round 46 Total 46 394 394 250 250 500 500 425 1250 1233 1250 675 1500 1733 1750 1000 500 500 500 1000 1000 1100 1624 1630 1854 1660 1851 2100 2124 2130 2354 2660 2851 Tailpiece! 9 The Strathallan 'Hurtle-in' or 'A Whuffo’s View of Strathallan’ W hat a w e e k e n d ! I w e n t up as keeper to the “ W h ite R ose” team and to keep an eye on C h a rlie S hea-S im onds. The firs t im pression o f th e place was u n fo rtu n a te in th a t the a irfie ld m anager to o k e xce p tio n to hou n d B oom erang and threatened to s h o o t him . T o give him his due, he pro b a b ly d id n ’t realise he was a dog and th o u g h t he was a polecat com e to w o rry his pheasants. T here c a n ’t be m any D Z ’s in as lovely a se ttin g as S tra th a lla n . S a tu rd a y’s ju m p in g was b a d ly h it by th e w in d . The accu ra cy was scru b b e d and th e o n ly im p re ssio n o f S a turd ay’s ju m p in g was Jim C ro c k e r’s team s a ilin g over head on th e ir w ay to an u n tid y arrival on th e o u ts k irts of Perth. P ro b a b ly his new ju m p in g hat g o t him confused. S un d a y m o rn in g was one o f th o se b rillia n t su n n y au tu m n days, but w ith a c h a ra c te r b u ild in g w in d . T he a c cu ra cy bit was re -in sta te d w h ic h in th a t w in d c o u ld w ell have been a m istake. As it was n o b o d y g o t h u rt. Perhaps the local ju m p e rs are a h a rd ie r race, b u t th e p it lo oke d like a Roman arena w ith th e C h ris tia n s be in g flu n g in. B odies hu rtle d in d o w n w in d like “ K irb y ’s F lying B a lle t” gon e mad. V ic to ry w ent to Jim C ro c k e r’s lads, so his new M o n g o lia n tank drive r's hat m ust have w o rke d a fte r all. W hat w ere m y im p re s s io n s ? First o f all a fa n ta s tic w eekend w h ich I w o u ld n ’t have m issed fo r a n yth in g . A m o n g st o th e rs: D avid Payne try in g to c o n v in c e people th a t th e food, w h ic h was due at 9.00, was on its w ay — it a rrived at 11.15; Ned L u ke r w ith a pained e xp ression try in g to d e c ip h e r S a tu rd a y n ig h t’s co m e d ia n ; Jackie S m ith w o rk in g like a dem on to g e t in to th e p it on S atu rda y — and she did. C o u n tle ss o th e r m e m o rie s w h ic h all m ade up a g re a t w eekend. Roll on the next m eet at S tra th a lla n . J. H. FENTON (P resident D anny H illa s ’ B ird ’s S u p p o rte r’s C lub). S aturday n ig h t’s p ro c e e d in g s w e n t like any o th e r w ell organised rio t co m p o se d o f h e a lth y in d iv id u a ls w ith one th in g in m ind — w ell tw o , if yo u in c lu d e p a ra ch u tin g . I’ve p e rso n a lly never seen “ M asters o f the S k y ” w h ic h is a m a g n ifice n t film , m e m o ra b le fo r its b a c k g ro u n d m usic. A great evening fo llo w e d in c lu d in g a fu ll-fro n ta l fro m an ine briated native. “ He sh o u ld be b lo o d y w ell h u n g ” som e bod y said. He w a sn ’t p a rtic u la rly . BUZZ’S CANADIAN COLUMN A fter som e o f the rem arks in m y last co lu m n , I am a little red in the face. S h o rtly a fte r I w ro te th a t the St. A n d re ten man team were n o t livin g up to th e ir n a tio n a ls fo rm , th e y gave lie to m y w o rd s w ith a vengeance. T h e y to o k th e ir Beech to St. A nto in e , a d ro p zone near M o n tre a l, and w ith a new team from there, put tw o Beeches and tw e n ty one people in the air. T h e y m ade th re e jum ps, b u ild in g the fo llo w in g size stars .fo u rte e n , eighteen and then a sixteen. The eighteen man was, by C a lifo rn ia rules, a c tu a lly n in e teen, as the cam era show s a nineteen man star. The jum pe rs how ever feel th a t a g rip was lo st ju s t a fte r n u m b e r nineteen cam e in, and as I unde rsta n d it, th e y are c la im in g cre d it fo r an eighteen. T his is p ro b a b ly the best th in g to happen to C anadian relative w o rk in m any years. The w estern ju m p e rs at A b b o tsfo rd have long been co m p la c e n t a b o u t th e ir a b ility , and the drive to b u ild large stars had stagnated som ew hat. The a ctiv ity in the east has k in d le d som e h e a lth y rivalry, and a few weeks later the A b b o ts fo rd ju m p e rs pu t to g e th e r a sixteen and seventeen man. To m y m ind it is ju s t a m a tte r o f tim e b e fore C a nada’s firs t tw e n ty man is b u ilt. I m ake no p re d ic tio n s as to w here it w ill be. The firs t w eekend in O c to b e r, the O n ta rio p ro v in c ia l ten man star meet was held in G ananoque, O n ta rio . Five team s w ere entered. T h is again is an in d ic a tio n o f th e u p surge in relative w o rk th a t is h a p p e n in g across the c o u n try . This bodes w ell fo r the fu tu re and also fo r the firs t w o rld c h a m p io n s h ip in 1975. The O n ta rio p ro v in c ia l m eet was w on by the St. A n d re team , w h ich w ere the o n ly team to m ake a ten man. T he largest star by any o th e r team was an e ig h t man. The second m eet of the 1975 B ritis h C o lu m b ia c o m p e ti tio n c irc u it was held at C anadian Forces Base C o m o x on V ancouver Island, over the w eekend o f O c to b e r 12/13. P arachuting at CFB C o m o x is an in te re s tin g e xercise in c iv ilia n m ilita ry c o -o p e ra tio n , and it is re fre sh in g to para c h u te along w ith the T -3 3 ’s, V oodoos, and A rgosies, w h ich re g u la rly go th ro u g h th e ir paces. In a d d itio n there are several re g u la rly s c h e d u le d co m m e rc ia l flig h ts w h ich use the a irfie ld . O ne w ishes th a t th is c o -o p e ra tio n co u ld be extended to o th e r parts o f th e c o u n try . Have a good 1975. BUZZ THOMAS SPORTS EQUIPMENT Directors: J. L. Thomas & C. Thomas F A.A. LICENSED RIGGER No. 4085459 "LOFTY S ” LOFT, THE SPORT PARACHUTE CENTRE, GRINDALE FIELD. BRIDLINGTON, YORKS. TEL: 0 2 6 2 - 7 7 3 6 7 ALL SPORT PARACHUTE REQUIREMENTS REPAIRS AND MODIFICATIONS, CUSTOM MADE PACKS AND HARNESS, FRENCH PARABOOTS SOLE U.K. AGENT FOR IRVING SPORT PARACHUTES JUMP SUITS (Small, Medium and Large Sizes) in Blue, W hite, Red and Yellow PARAWINGS BLACK DIAMOND RIGS N ew Stock o f FRENCH PARABOOTS 10 OUR A.G.M. 1975 M ike B a tc h e lo r’s T re a s u re r’s re p o rt was s tra ig h t fo rw a rd but, as his annual event, M ike O ’B rien raised a co u p le o f q u e stio n s w h ic h w ere answ ered to his apparent s a tis fa c tio n ! It was then a n n o u n ce d that, w h ils t everything else in the c o u n try was s u b je c t to gross in fla tio n , the annual s u b s c rip tio n to the BPA was to rem ain u nchanged fo r 1975 — a w e lco m e piece o f news to a ll! Peter P rio r then addressed the m eeting on his proposal that the nu m b e r o f C o u n c il M em bers sh o u ld be raised fro m 14 to 18 — a fte r som e d iscu ssio n th is was carried un a n im o u sly, (o r as near as m akes no o d d s!) On the stre n g th o f th is it was then B ill’s tu rn to an noun ce the results o f the v o tin g fo r the new C o u n c il. These were a s fo llo w s : 521 P rio r 303 S hea-S im onds 284 502 P e th e rb rid g e M eacock 277 W aterm an 488 C ard 247 442 C ro cke r S hone 419 O ’B rien, M 229 St. John 244 395 M organ, T. B a tch e lo r 367 Hogg 240 A cram an 348 L e w in g to n 232 Thom as 224 343 E llio t M applebeck W ith a new venue o f N o ttin g h a m U n ive rsity, the 1975 BPA A G M g o t aw ay to a goo d start at 11 a.m. on S aturday, 4th January w ith the In s tru c to rs ’ C o n ve n tio n u n d e r the able C h airm anship o f Jim C ro cke r. S e ve n ty-th re e In s tru c to rs gathered to discuss the u p d a tin g o f the BPA S afety R egulations; it was a sham e th a t one p a rtic u la r c lu b , w ho had provided m uch c ritic is m o f th e S T C re ce n tly am ended rules, w ere not represented u n til a fte r m idday. T he C h a ir man g o t the ball ro llin g w ith the fo llo w in g letter: Dear Mr. C orker, Revision o f Bee P e e A e Safety R eg u la tio n s Yore categry system is up th e pipe. It sh o u ld n o t sto p short at Cat 10 w h ich is very a rb ite rry . It sh o u ld go up to Cat 94 at least and have special C ats fo r g u ys like J. M ycock w ho can tu rn style so fa st th a t th e y so m e tim es have to stand the sh o c k o f seeing up th e ir ow n assholes, briefly. He w o u ld rate C at 304. V & T w o u ld rate a Cat o f her ow n ty p e w h ic h w o u ld be o b lig a try fo r fem ales w ith bazoom s over 45 inch to w ear hogbacks as they are im peded fro m seeing th e re fro n t m ounted reserves. And there sh o u ld be a special one fo r c o u p les w ho have knocked it o ff in fre e fa ll m ore than once. It could be C at 69. I hope you fo llo w m y d rift and g it y o u r co n v e n tio n o ff to a good start w ith these su g g e stio n s. Big Jake. O u t o f 632 v o tin g papers received. These 18 make up the 1975 BPA C o u n c il w ho gathered a fte r th e A G M to e le ct th e ir o ffice rs. Law rie St. Jo hn was once again voted C hairm an w ith Peter P rio r as Vice C h a ir man and M ike B a tc h e lo r as Treasurer. C harles S hea-S im onds was elected delegate fo r the FAI M eeting to be held in February. T h u s ended the 1975 A G M a p a rt fro m Dave W aterm an ’s film and slid e show , the free b u ffe t and the c o n s u m p tio n of co n sid e ra b le q u a n titie s of a lc o h o l. It was g o o d to see so m any m em bers present and, fro m a p u re ly personal p o in t of view, it was a th o ro u g h ly e n jo y a b le and w o rth w h ile get to g e th e r — See you all again next year! G.C.P. S-S. To say that th is le tte r set th e to n e o f the m eeting w o u ld be u tte rly w rong as in fa c t a very g reat deal o f useful d is cussion to o k place; th is resulted in a n u m b e r o f changes to the regulations. T h e re was a fa ir a m o u n t o f d ivided th in k in g on the c a te g o ry at w h ic h a s tu d e n t m ay be allow ed to ju m p a ‘T U ’, but the fin a l ru lin g was th a t a ‘T U ’ may o n ly be ju m p e d by c a te g o ry V stu d e n ts and above (to be effective from th e 1st Ju n e 1975). T w o m atters th a t were deferred to the firs t STC m eeting o f the N ew Year w ere the Bag D e p lo ym e n t S ystem and the fu tu re o f the G eneral Permit. A fte r a b o u t fo u r and a h a lf hours o f d is cussion the m eeting fin a lly ended at a b o u t 3.30 p.m .; the principal result of it all being th a t we sh o u ld have o u r new and updated S afety R e g u la tio n s in use by m id 1975. D oughie Peacock then p ro p o se d a w ell earned vote of thanks to Jim fo r all th e hard w o rk he has done on o u r behalf — m uch app lau se ! ! Half a hour later the A G M its e lf fin a lly g o t u n d e r way w ith ou r C hairm an, L aw rie St. Jo h n , g o in g th ro u g h his annual report w ith the 260 odd m em bers present. T h is report was p ublished in the last e d itio n o f the m agazine but Law rie enlarged on one o r tw o item s. The M e m bership has now risen to 5742 and is lik e ly to reach over 6000 by the end o f the BPA year — an increase on 1973/4. The raffle raised som e £1500 fo r th e B ritis h Team fu n d , and thanks m ust go to Jo h n P a rtin g to n S m ith, G eorge Shone, Lofty Thom as and S p o d e m o o r A v ia tio n fo r k in d ly d o nating prizes. (A separate ra ffle run fo r all those present at the AGM raised a fu rth e r £40.) T he m ove to L eicester of the BPA O ffice was then a n n o u n ce d and Law rie said th a t th is should be co m p le te by the end o f Ja n u a ry — the new prem ises giving o u r S e cre ta ry-G e n e ra l and his S ta ff som e 1180 square feet, a w e lco m e increase to the cram ped c o n d itio n s at A rtille ry M ansions w here th e rent was to have been increased th re e fo ld in the near fu tu re . Law rie then asked Tom D ickso n to give his re p o rt on the S co ttish S p ort P arachute A sso cia tio n . T o m ’s e lo q u e n t address, albeit in a fu n n y language, show ed th a t th a t there is p le n ty of sp o rt para ch u tin g a c tiv ity N o rth o f the border, and the m any S cottish m em bers w h o had tra ve lle d all th e w ay to N ottin g h a m was in d ic a tiv e o f this. — C H A N G E OF A DD RESS — GS CUSTOM PARACHUTES (George Shone and Susan Lear) are n o w at THE CHAPEL — T ID W O R T H ROAD ID M IS T O N — SALISBURY — W ILTSHIRE Ansaphone service — Weyhill 2716 YOUR AVIATION LIBRARY IS NOT COMPLETE IF Y O U DO NO T REGULARLY RECEIVE A N D READ A COPY OF the w orld's ..PARACHUTIST" largest m onthly parachuting m agazine and the official publication of the United S tates P arachute Association. First in th e field w ith new s of parachuting activities, skydiving equipm ent and techniques, safety procedures, jum ping. advance notice Be up to date, of know m eets and about the resultats latest of com petition advancem ents in pro fessional and recreational parachuting in the U.S.A . and around the world. Enjoy seeing prize w in n in g photographs of parachutists in action. A ll this and m ore. Send check or m oney order for $ 8 for a year's subscription ($ 2 0 for air rates). U N IT E D STATES P ost O ffic e Box 1 0 9 11 PARACHUTE A S S O C IA T IO N M o n te re y , C a lifo rn ia 9 3 9 4 0 BIG JAKE PARA SKI CHAMPION skis to cross and B.J. to do a fo rw a rd lo o p o ff his shoulders, g iv in g rise to a later cla im by B.J. th a t he tra cke d cle a r o f Eric d u rin g th e in cid e n t. O ld Grizz the p ilo t is fly in g the m eet w ith his th re e m o to r biplane. It is d o u b tfu l w h e th e r it can get to 6000 feet em pty, m uch less h a u lin g th re e team s o f fo u r so no m ore than a hop and pop can be b u ilt in to th e co m p e titio n w ith c o n fid e n ce . T he plane leaks o il so badly th a t re ce n tly w hen a n o th e r a irc ra ft had to b e lly land in the o g g in, O ld Grizz was called in to lay an o il s lic k to subdue th e waves and achieved th is s im p ly by d o in g a low pass over the area at fu ll revs. B .J’s team are the o n ly B rits, at th e m eet. T he rest have the d e e p ly tanned look o f g u ys w h o spend th e ir lives on the ski slopes strip p e d to th e ir jo c k stra p s and p ro b a b ly have a co u p le of th o u sa n d ju m p s apiece to boast of, n o t to m ention a fa ir a m o u n t of p a ra c h u tin g e xp e rie n ce as w ell. B.J. has been able to tap the E.E.C. S p o rts and Gam es fu n d fo r s p o n so rsh ip to th e m eet. V & T ’s lo w e st cu t dress and q u ive rin g kn o cke rs w ere e n liste d to bedazzle and u n h ing e the m ind o f the p re s id in g o ffic ia l w h o shelled o u t five hundred sm ackers on the sp o t u n d e r the im pression due to lan g ua g e d iffic u ltie s th a t he was p u rch a sin g V & T ’s personal a tte n tio n s fo r a w eek. W ith th is lo o t the skis, ski bo o ts and s tic k s are pu rch a se d plus a n ifty ski suit ta ilo re d to the e xa ct d im e n s io n s o f V & T ’s e xu b e ra n t protuberances. The a irp o rt fo rth e m eet is do w n in the valley. We d e p o sit the team there then take the ca b le ca r up to th e plateau w h ic h is the dee-zed. We lay th e skis o u t in pairs, b o o ts a lre a d y fitte d and ski s tic k s p la n te d in th e snow on e ith e r side. D own at the a irp o rt a w ra n g le ensues o ver o u r te a m ’s p o sitio n in the a irc ra ft. A c c o rd in g to the d ra w Big J a k e ’s team should be firs t out, but O ld G rizz fla tly refuses to take o ff w ith Q u a ffe r Jim do w n in th e tail. A t th is a ltitu d e in atten u a te d air G rizz w ants all th e fa c to rs w o rk in g fo r him to prevent an ig n o m in io u s m ush o ff the edge o f the a irfie ld and in to the river. Q u a ffe r can n e ith e r ride in the ta il on take off, nor can he m ove do w n th e fuselage on th e c lim b because the cee o f gee w ill s h ift in a m a n n e r so ra dical as to cause the w h o le c o n tra p tio n to b a c k lo o p and cream in; so states p ilo t G rizz. The o th e r team s a fte r som e a rg u m e n t bow to the in e vita ble and agree th a t B .J ’s team goes last. First o u t are the N orw egians, se co n d th e Swiss. F ollow th a t in a para ski m eet! Big Jake w hose lust fo r n o ve lty can exceed his lu st fo r w om en, except when the tw o m ay be c o m b in e d , takes it in to his head th a t the big th in g th is w in te r is to be para ski cha m pion. The fa c t th a t snow is as in fre q u e n t on o r near o u r dee-zed as m aiden ladies is o f no a c c o u n t to B.J. w ho is prepared to travel to S co tla n d o r even S w itze rla n d to fu lfil his b u rn in g need. The o th e r fa c t th a t B.J. sca rce ly can te ll one end o f a ski fro m the o th e r is not held to be relevant as a g u y w ith B J's lig h tn in g re a ctio n s and se m i perm anent state o f in e b ria tio n exp e cts to m aster an y th in g from w ate r do u sin g to b o n g o d ru m m in g in a trice . The plan is th a t B.J., H arry the S lim e, Q u a ffe r Jim and Eric B olsover w ill co m p e te in the Para Ski W in te r S ports Meet w ith V oice and T its and yo u rs tru ly p ro v id in g the g round party and the skis. T he c o m p e titio n involves an a ccu ra cy landing on a fo u r-th o u s a n d -fo o t m o u n ta in plateau fo llo w e d by a ski race dow n in to the valley. Q u a ffe r J im ’s request to use a sledge is tu rn e d dow n o u t o f hand despite his assertion th a t skis w h ic h can bear his eno rm ous w e ig h t w ith o u t sn a p p in g in the m id d le have not yet been invented. The o rg a n ise rs are a b ru sq u e lo t w ho tell Jim to com p ete on th e ir te rm s o r ----- o ff and cease to b o th e r them . T hey even su g g e st th a t fo r all th e y care he can cu rl up in to a ball and ro ll do w n in to the valley if the skis d o n ’t w ork, but no sledge. The s ig h t o f tw e n ty -fiv e stones o f Jim co m in g d o w n the slopes at fu ll bore, in a great fla ilin g ball, o ff course and o u t o f c o n tro l w ill be enough to unnerve even the m ost re solute ju d g e s as B.J. is q u ick to perceive, so he gets Q u a ffe r to sta rt p ra ctisin g . The p ractice involves Q u a ffe r la n d in g on a h illto p near the dee-zed, ca p e w ellin g d u rin g his la n d in g ro ll and b o w lin g dow n the h ill in the approved m anner. A ll goes w ell e xce p t fo r a cow th a t gets in the w ay and fin ish e s up in Q u a ffe r’s deep freeze, horns and all. H arry the Slim e is not the w o rld ’s fo re m o s t skie r either. W ith his natural bent fo r ch e a tin g H a rry is busy fig u rin g o u t how he can beat the system so as to to s to p his skis fly in g apart as th ey are w o n t to do and th re a te n in g to s p lit him up the m iddle. He settles on having tw o little brackets across the ski to p s fo re and a ft so th a t th e y are fixe d to gethe r and behave as one ski, w h ic h w ill be fin e p rovided he is p o in tin g in the rig h t d ire c tio n w hen he takes o ff dow n hill. Eric Bolsover, w ho has to put up w ith m uch ba n te r over his name (w ho ever heard o f a sk y d iv e r called E ric? ) is the o n ly p ro fic ie n t skie r in th e g ro u p . He is also the least p ro fic ie n t p a ra ch u tist being even less stable than y o u rs tru ly, no m atter how m uch he kicks. E ric spends several hours coa ch ing B.J. on a m ud slope w ith im p ro vise d skis made o u t o f planks, on to w h ic h B J ’s p a raboots are fitte d w ith bungees. Th ey em erge fro m th is session e n cru ste d in m ud like tro g lo d yte s, w h ic h th e y th in k is fu n n y u n til it hardens like cem ent leaving them rig id and has to be ch ip p e d o ff w ith chisels, w h ich V & T th in k s is d e c id e d ly u n fu n n y having seen w hat a s lip o f the chisel has don e to som e of those Greek statues. By the tim e the c o m p e titio n date arrives th e team has had enough p ra ctice o f both a c tiv itie s to realise th a t th e y better n o t d ro p m any p o in ts on th e p a ra c h u tin g . A litte r o f broken and tw iste d skis te s tifie s to th e ir in e p t b u t h e ro ic persistence to becom e d o w n h ill racers. E ric B o lso ve r hits upon the no tion of ta kin g B.J. dow n p ig g y b a c k . T here is n o thin g in the rules to stop th is feat and p ra ctice reveals its fe a sib ility. B.J. fancies h im se lf as a cross betw een the Old Man of the Sea and Easy R ider, w h o o p in g and y e llin g and sp u rrin g E ric on to g re a te r e ffo rts w ith the heels o f his paraboots, u n til a p a rtic u la rly vig o ro u s b o o t causes Eric's T he o n ly advantage B.J. has is his pre vio u s e xp e rie n ce o f O ld G rizz and his plane. T he o th e r tw o team s are already unnerved by th e s p lu tte rin g , b a c k firin g ta k e -o ff w ith the w heels b ru s h in g the surface o f the river. T h e y have no co n c e p tio n o f th e gee th a t G rizz w ill p u ll in his tu rn s on to finals. W hen the firs t g u y s ’ gloves get tu g g e d o ff and th e ir g o g g le s get p u lle d do w n and w h ap back against th e ir ch in s th e ir d e m o ra lis a tio n is c o m p le te . B oth team s zap badly on the ac c u ra c y and have to tru d g e a long w ay th ro u g h the snow back to w here th e ir skis are w a itin g . W ith th e ir edge taken o ff th e y lose p o in ts on the skiin g and are glad to get stu c k in to th e s ch n a p p s at th e fin is h in g line. Then it is the tu rn o f Big Jake's team . T h e re are gasps of su rp rise at the size o f Q u a ffe r J im ’s m ain ch u te w h ic h is adapted from a ca rg o ch u te , n o t th a t it slow s him dow n m uch below 24 f.p.s. The o rg a n ise rs are o p e n ly s c o rn fu l o f the B ritish team and ba n d y a b o u t b ro ke n E nglish c o m m ents interspersed w ith a fe w fo re ig n sw earw ords d esigned to reach o u r ears as we aw ait o u r te a m ’s a rriv a l: 12 c ro w d — firs t an avalanche then a ye ti bent on th e ir d e s tru c tio n . "B eega Jake, oo the g ru n tfu tto c k ee th eenka ee e e s ? O ura boys beat ees B ritish ass in to the snow an a fte rw a rd s we show the v o lu p tu a o u s V o ice n Teets w o t oura boys ees made o f.” Q u a ffe r Jim is low man in th e stack. He runs in d o w n w ind on finals, h its the d isc on th e b u tto n and capew ells instantaneously, co n v e rtin g his m o m e n tu m in to a ro llin g m otio n and bow ls o ff d o w n h ill in an in cre a sin g flu rry of snow. The cro w d fin d it hard to believe it has happened and m u ltilin g u a l e q u ivale n ts o f “ W hat t h e ----- was th a t? ” flo a t up in to the fo s ty air. H a rry the S lim e ’s dead ce n tre and subsequent ca re fu l a lig n m e n t o f his c o u p le d -u p skis go u nnoticed as the c ro w d , all eyes and stun n e d , w atches in d isb e lie f as B.J. and E ric B o lso ve r also hit th e d isc in q u ic k succession, then B.J. c lim b s on E ric ’s back, yells “ Gee u p ” and th ey are o ff d o w n in to th e valley clo se ly fo llo w e d by H arry the Slime. Down at the fin is h in g lin e all eyes are d ire cte d u p h ill at the a ccu m u la tin g ball o f sn o w c o u rs in g do w n the m ountainside. Its size and v e lo c ity rouse fo lk m em ories o f avalanches and disasters in the breasts o f c ro w d and judges alike. The c ro w d takes o ff in one d ire c tio n , the judges in anothe r and Q u a ffe r Jim h u rtle s over the fin is h ing line p ickin g up several b ysta n d e rs in to his snow ball. He rolls up the ski ju m p u n til he reaches the stall then revolves dow n again and across the fin is h in g lin e the oth e r way, once m ore s c a tte rin g th e ju d g e s w h o have ju s t begun to reform . Into th is m elee a rrive E ric B olsover and Big Jake. From a d ista n ce it lo o ks like one g ig a n tic fig u re on skis and sends a fresh w ave o f panic th ro u g h the N a rro w ly m issing Q u a ffe r J im ’s sn o w b all w h ich is tru n d lin g b a c k o v e rth e lin e fo rth e th ird tim e, Eric and B.J. flash th ro u g h in record tim e and skid to a ha lt ju s t in tim e to see H arry the S lim e all a -g o g g le in the in sta n t before his fixe d skis tra n s p o rt him at g reat speed in to the m id d le of Q u a ffe r’s sn o w b all, w h e re in he leaves a pretty, basic stable silh o u e tte . N o d o u b t a b o u t it, the B ritis h are the w in n e rs. Q u a ffe r and H a rry are dug o u t fro m th e sn o w b all. Big Jake is persuaded w ith d iffic u lty to d is m o u n t fro m E ric B o lso ve r’s s h o u lde rs as he is e n jo y in g the s u p e rio r view it gives him dow n the cleavages of the m o u n ta in g irls w ho are c lu s te rin g ro und w aving a u to g ra p h b o o ks and in vita tio ns to ig lo o parties. By the tim e V & T and I descend the slope the tro p h y has a lready been presented and B.J. is on to its second refill w ith schnapps. It all becom es hazy a fte r that. Even O ld G rizz w h o is a g ly c o l d rin k e r fin d s th e local hooch to his taste and the flig h t hom e next day is so m e th in g best left undescribed. “ Beega Jake ain ta so d a ft," it is agreed am ong the locals and w h ile next y e a r’s event is m e n tio n e d n o b o d y seems to o keen to get us as a fo rw a rd b o o k in g , a lth o u g h the m em ory o f V oice & T its n u b ile s p le n d o u r m ay in a tw e lve m onth erase the oth e r m em ories s u ffic ie n tly fo r an encore to be requested. T im e w ill tell. LOWE PULLER I LEARNT ABOUT PARACHUTING FROM THAT One fine but s lig h tly w in d y a fte rn o o n last A u tu m n , I to o k o ff (in the car) fo r S w a llo w c liffe DZ w ith tw o frie n d s w ho I had been try in g to persuade to take up the ge n tle s p o rt of parachuting. On arrival at the DZ we w ere w e lco m e d by th e usual obscene rem arks o f m y in s tru c to r M ike A s h fo rd D.1083. A fte r checking the w in d sp e e d w ith th e c lu b anem om eter he decided it was ju s t ju m p a b le fo r T .U ’s and o f course quite suitable fo r the fa m o u s P.C's. So stra ig h t away I d o n n e d o ld tru s ty X typ e T.U. and clam bered aboard the e q u a lly old and tru s ty 180. T h ro ttle w ide w ith p itc h fin e and flaps 10 deg. said old jum pship rum bles its w ay do w n the not so sm ooth cow field DZ, to slo w ly c lim b to the dizzy h e ig h t of 4,200 ft. The run -in starts w ith the usual b o ttle tro u b le sta rtin g . 5 left, 5 left, 5 right, 5 rig h t, 5 left, 5 le ft (th in k s — w h a t a spotte r this A shfo rd fe llo w is) and then com es the b o ttle breaking w ord "C U T ". O u t cla m b e rs the in tre p id 121/2 stone lum p co m p le te w ith c la n k in g b o ttle s o n to the step, takes up the usual p re g n a n t spread p o s itio n and casts off. O nce in free fall fo r a b o u t 5 se co n d s b o ttle s cease to clank and the free fall is re a lly en jo yed . For once a steady heading is achieved instead o f th e c u sto m a ry spin w h ich usually starts a fter a b o u t 7 seconds. A fte r a tim e I look at m y m uch c ritic is e d “ M icke y M o u se ” Japanese a ltim e te r w h ic h in d ica tes 2,800 ft., so I leave it fo r a few seconds, look again see 2,400 ft. and p ull the m agic handle. T h is m agic handle p u llin g results in a very sa tisfyin g teeth ra ttlin g jo lt, I look up, do a ca n o p y check and then turn to face the w in d to see w h a t the d rift is like. I then fin d I am go in g backw ards at w hat appears to be a high rate of knots so I d e cid e to “ h o ld ” fo r a bit, before d rivin g tow ards the cross. It soon daw ns on me th a t if I ca rry on h o ld in g I am not going to reach the DZ, let alone the cross. So I do q u ic k 180 and go like hell w ith the w in d . I then realise th a t w ith the present rate of desce n t and g ro u n d speed th a t I w ill m ake the DZ but not the cross w here I was h o p in g to do a b it o f posing fo r m y tw o frie n d s ’ benefit. T ra v e llin g at a p p ro x im a te ly 20 m .p.h. I decide th a t this co u ld give me q u ite a headache and c o u ld b rin g w ater to the eyes if I d o n ’t tu rn to face th e w in d soon. A t the s tu p id ly low a ltitu d e of 50 odd feet I yank hard dow n on one to g g le to a b o u t b e e r-g u t level, the ca n o p y oscilla te s, I sw ing o u t a n d o n ly g e ta b o u t9 0 ° instead o f th e in tended 180° before I h itth e deck w ith one h e llo fa b a n g . T h is bang is a c co m p a n ie d by a h o rrib le c ru n c h in g sound as rig h t s h o u ld e r is d islo ca ted , a c ra c k in g sound as the rig h t c o lla r-b o n e breaks and a loud ‘o o m p h ” from said p a ra c h u tis t as 124 and c ru tc h bu ckle s im bed th e m selves in to a fo re m e n tio n e d be e r-g ut. N ot being c o n te n t w ith the dam age old not so tru s ty T.U. had done, the dam n th in g starts to drag me across the field on m y a lready m uch dam aged rig h t arm, w h ic h d e fin ite ly made the eyes w ater even more. I then th in k, capew ell the L.H. Risers and d eflate the can o p y. O ff com es the L.H. capew ell co ve r but the b lo o d y tits w o n ’t squeeze in p ro p e rly (2 s h o t capew ell c o n tra p tio n s ). So there I am sh o u tin g and h o w lin g help u n til th a n k fu lly big John com es and deflates the canopy. A b o u t 30 m in u te s later the in tre p id a c cu ra cy e xp e rt is carted o ff in the S a lis b u ry b lo o d w agon am id ho ots o f la u g h te r fro m the sa d istic a u d ien ce and the w ords o f “ I to ld you a b o u t h o o k in g in lo w ” fro m c h ie f sadist D.1083. M ay th is unnecessary a c c id e n t be a w a rn in g to o th e r s tu d e n ts w h o p ra c tic e the very d o d g y m anouvre o f "h o o k ing in lo w ” to land on target. I learnt the hard w ay a b o u t p a ra c h u tin g fro m that. M IKE RUTTY, B P A .15347 13 TRIBUTE TO THE RAPIDE T o som e readers a trib u te to an a e ro p la n e in th e pages of a p a ra ch u tin g m agazine m ay seem a little o u t o f place, but no aeroplane has given such service to o u r s p o rt and in do ing so created such a ffe c tio n . B etw een 1934 and 1946 som e 727 de H avilland R apides w ere p ro d u ce d . In 1958 there w ere 75 on th e B ritis h R egister, b u t now th e re are o n ly half a dozen s till a irw o rth y . Had it n o t been fo r its invo lvem ent w ith o u r s p o rt it is very lik e ly th a t the R apide’s active life w o u ld have been s h o rte r s till; w h a t executive w ants to fly a ro u n d in a fa b ric covered a e ro plane w ith a speed o f a Cessna 172, pow ered by o u td a te d eng ines th a t are a lm o st im p o ssib le to re p la ce ? A b o u t 20 d iffe re n t R apides have been re g u la rly used fo r sp o rt para ch u tin g apart fro m tw o D ragons (the R apide’s p re decessor). W hy th e R a pide’s s u ita b ility fo r p a ra c h u tin g ? Can you fin d an a lte rn a tiv e th a t can lift 9 ju m p e rs to 12,000 feet fo r a fuel c o n s u m p tio n o f a b o u t 20 g a llo n s per h o u r— esp e cially w hen the c a p ita l o u tla y involved in the early 60's w o u ld be a b o u t £2,000 fo r a respectable e xa m p le ? She had an easy e x it fo r students. As a relative w o rk p la t fo rm fo u r ju m p e rs h a n g in g on o u ts id e the d o o r fo r a fast e x it is not an u n co m m o n s ig h t! Yet it was a role th a t the designers had p ro b a b ly never even co n s id e re d ! The firs t R apide th a t appears to have been used re g u la rly fo r p a ra ch u tin g was G -A JH P , w h ic h belo ng e d to G.Q. P arachute C o m p a n y. In 1954 she was loaned by S ir R aym ond Q u ilte r fo r the tra in in g o f the B ritis h Parachute Team led by D u m b o W illans. T h is m ust have been the o n ly R apide ever e q u ip p e d w ith D ecca, and a num b e r o f dro p s w ere c a rrie d o u t b lin d , w ith s p o ttin g done by the p ilo t using th is n a vig atio n a l s y s te m ! The a ir c ra ft w e n t o u t to St. Yan, France and was used d u rin g the 2nd W orld P a ra ch u tin g C h a m p io n sh ip s, w h e re G reat B rita in fin ish e d 5th o u t o f six n a tio n s co m p e tin g . The DH D ragon was a sm a lle r a irc ra ft and pow ered by tw o G ipsy M ajors rated at 130 h.p. H er all up w e ig h t was 4,200 lb co m pared to th e R a p id e ’s 5,500 lb, the la tte r being dragged alon g by tw o 204h.p. G ip sy Queen III engines. O ne su rvivo r o f the breed rem ains in th e c o u n try — G -A C IT (b u ilt in 1933). T h is h is to ric a irc ra ft was o rig in a lly purchased by C a ptain E. Fresson fo r H ig h la n d A ir Services, (later S co ttis h A irw a ys), and was used in the early 30’s fo r m uch o f the p io n e e rin g fly in g involved in his op enin g o f routes in S co tla n d , the O rkn e ys and the Shetlands. She was used fre q u e n tly fo r p a ra c h u tin g and the D ragon so we c o u ld use it fo r a d is p la y a t th e D erby S how the fo llo w in g day is w ell rem em bered! G -A D D I was sold in an a irw o rth y c o n d itio n to the U.S.A. o n ly a co u p le o f years ago. Sean Friel exits G -A E M L 1966. p h o to — Dave W aterm an T he o ldest R apide re g u la rly used fo r p a ra c h u tin g was G -A E M L b u ilt at H a tfie ld in 1936. Based at C o ve n try, Pansh a n g a ra n d Denham , she was used fre q u e n tly fo r disp la ys and it is at C o ve n try th a t she no w rests, in a p a rt re -b u ilt state. I^ is hoped th a t she w ill stre tc h her w in g s again in 1975. G -A G JG is a ty p ic a l e xa m p le o f a R apide b u ilt as a D o m in ie by the B rush C o a c h w o rk s C o m p a n y in L o u g h b o ro u g h in early 1941. She served as X 7344 u n til 1943 w hen she o b tained a C o f A w ith S c o ttis h A irw a ys. A fte r w o rk in g su b se q u e n tly fo r B.E.A., A d ie A v ia tio n , M e d i terranean A ir S ervices, Island A ir S ervices and Swansea A irw a ys Ltd, she fin a lly cam e to T h ru x to n in 1962 having been b o u g h t by G e rry D om m e tt. From then on she has been alm ost c o n s ta n tly used as a p a ra ch u te p la tfo rm . She ended her days at H a lfp e n n y G reen in N ovem ber, 1974 w hen the C o f A e xpired, and the c u rre n t ow n e rs, A eria l E nterprises Ltd, de cid ed a fu rth e r C o f A to o expensive. S till a irw o rth y at tim e o f w ritin g her fu tu re lo o ks g rim ; th irty year old w o o d and fa b ric a irc ra ft left o u t in th e open Dragon G -A C IT (Note square wing tips). is now kept in fly in g c o n d itio n at S outhend. B u ilt a year later was G -A D D I, a n o th e r D ragon and op e ra te d in the 60’s fo r pleasure fly in g and p a ra c h u tin g by C h risa ir, a splendid op e ra tio n , c o n s is tin g o f C h ris R oberts and his gla m o ro u s w ife C la ir, w h o is also a firs t class p ilo t. C h ris R oberts w o rk in g all one Friday n ig h t at S yw ell in 1966 rem oving a G ipsy M a jo r fro m an A u ste r and in s ta llin g it in G -AG JG at Thruxton 1963 — The nervous looking guy in the white jum p suit is John Meacock before his first descent! 14 d o n ’t last long. Yet here is an a e ro p la n e th a t at th e 1974 B ritish RW N ation als was o u tc lim b in g th e Red D e vil’s Islander to 8,500 feet, b o th a irc ra ft w ith e ig h t ju m p e rs a b o a rd ! T he fo llo w in g s to ry m ay illu s tra te w h y R a pide’s p rovoke such a ffe c tio n . “ It w as th e last lift o f the day. I had ju s t refuelled 'JG ' w ith p ro b a b ly m ore fu e l than usual as w e w ere plan nin g an e a rly sta rt th e fo llo w in g m o rn in g . Red Devils exit G -A G T M on a display in 1964. p h o to — c o u rte s y 'D aily M a il’ The cockpit of G -A G JG p h o to — CS-S. On run n in g up th e en g ine s, I g o t 2100 rpm on th e p o rt engine, b u t o n ly a b o u t 1950 on th e starboard. I p u t th is dow n to a fra n tic a lly p o p p in g e xh a u st gasket and started the take off. A q u ic k ch e c k o f th e ele va to r trim . OK. T he tail rose slu g g ish ly and th e airspeed w ith it. I passed th e p o in t of no return. The trees at the end o f tw o -e ig h t w ere g e ttin g c lo s e r— a la rm in g ly ! I eased back on the yo ke and fra n tic a lly hauled her in to the air. W e skim m e d over th e trees. I stole a glance over m y s h o u ld e r: ten b lis s fu lly unaw are ju m pe rs! S u bse qu e n t in v e s tig a tio n revealed a cra cke d c y lin d e r he a d !” G -AG SH , a fte r service w ith B.E.A. and a years so ju rn in Ireland as E I-A JO , becam e, in 1965, R AFS PA ’s ju m p ship at W e sto n -o n -th e -G re e n . She replaced G -AS FG , an exRoyal Navy D o m in ie w hose h u ll is now used fo r g ro u n d tra in in g at W eston. ‘S H ’ has alw ays been im m a cu la te ly m aintained by th e RAF at A b in g d o n and is c u rre n tly up fo r sale after 9 years o f c o n tin u o u s s p o rt para ch u te fly in g , usually w ith the s k ilfu l hands o f G e rry C h a llo n g at the helm. G -A G T M flew in the M id d le East as O D -A B P and JY -A C L from 1945 to 1964 w hen she was purchased by the P arachute R egim ent to b ecom e the firs t Red D evil's a ir c ra ft. She was p ainted in R o th m a n ’s c o lo u rs and nam ed “ V a lkyrie ” , a fte rth e P arachute R egim ent m arch “ T he Ride o f the V alkyries". In 1966 she fle w to Pau, France, fo r team tra in in g , p ilo te d by B arry T e m p e st (m asq u e ra d in g at Lt. Exit from G -A G TM — Reading Army Show 1966, photo graphed from G -AEM L by G.C.P. S-S. 15 recent snow , and in an e ffo rt to sto p s h o rt o f a snow bank, o u r novice R apide p ilo t gra b b e d at the hand brake. In an unladen R apide th is a fatal m ove, and SL gave a flaw less p e rfo rm a n ce o f the sp e cie s’ o n ly vice — she tip p e d fo rw a rd o n to her nose. B o th p ro p s w ere b ent back and the nose severely dam aged. It’s in th is state th a t she still stands in the hangar at S u n d e rla n d . T em pest, A rm y A ir C o rp s in o rd e r to gain access to the O ffic e rs ’ M ess!). B arry recalls the return jo u rn e y . “ It was a b e a u tifu l day and S herdy V atnsdal had asked if he co u ld have a ‘c a b b y ’. A fte r a s h o rt lesson on e ffe cts o f co n tro ls , I trim m e d ‘T M ’ c a re fu lly and we sw o p p ed places. S herdy was m anaging very w ell so I w andered back d o w n the fuselage and sat in the o n ly va ca n t seat at the back beside Ernie R ow berry, w h o was engrossed in a m u c k y book. E rnie hated fly in g at the best o f tim es. I tapped him on the sh o u lde r: “ L e t’s have a lo o k at y o u r bo o k E rn ie .” He gla nced up. T he loo k on his face w hen he saw the p ilo t s ittin g in the back w ith him was an a b so lute p ic tu re !” Late r th a t year she was severely dam aged at N e th e ravon. Brian David tells the tale. “ G raem e C a th ro and I had d isp atch ed a load of stu d e n ts and we elected to land w ith the a ircra ft. It m ay have been th a t th e p ilo t trie d to 3 p o in t it on, but w hatever the cause, one w in g d ro p p e d ju s t before to u ch d o w n . She then ro lle d o n to the o th e r w in g tip and the situ a tio n was b e co m in g very ala rm in g . G raem e and I made a p a n ic -s trik e n e x it — she was s till ca re e rin g across the grass! Just b e fore she ran in to the fu e l bow ser the p ilo t y e lle d : “ G et o u t you tw o !” — we h a d n 't been w ith him fo r the pre vio u s 400 y a rd s !” As a re sult o f th is m ishap, she was sold to the APA, w ho g ra d u a lly re b u ilt her. She is s till fly in g fo r p a ra c h u tin g at N etheravon and is in fin e c o n d itio n . Captain Curly at the helm of G -AK IF. G -A JS L was p urchased by th e P arachute R egim ent in 1966 as T M ’s replace m e n t, and nam ed Pegasus. A fte r tw o years of display w o rk she was sold to B ill D ow nes and Dave M o o re ’s o rg a n is a tio n , T re n t V alley A via tio n . She becam e a fre q u e n t v is ito r to S u n d e rla n d fo r use by the N orthern P arachute C e n tre and it was here th a t she met her tra g ic end. A p ilo t was being ch e cke d o u t in her and was ta xyin g round to the h o ld in g p o in t. T h e re had been G -A K IF was the th ird P arachute R egim ent Rapide, and served the team fro m 1968 to 1971 w hen she was replaced by an Islander. In 1959 she had m ade her p a ra c h u tin g deb u t w hen used at S andow n fo r the N a tio n al C h a m p io n ships, in c o m p a n y w ith a n o th e r R apide G -A L B A . In 1968 India Fox also jo u rn e y e d to Pau fo r team tra in in g , th is tim e flo w n by C a ptain ‘C u rly W ee’ W atts. It w as here usin g Static line exit from G-AJSL over Sunderland 1968. 16 Red Devils Tony Jones and Graeme Cathro exit G -AK IF over Newcastle 1970. p h o to — Dave W aterman an A u s te r and a V anguard c o u ld co p e w ith a R apide. . . As we tu rn e d in fo r B la ckb u sh e , Paddy re m inded us th a t he’s o n ly landed a R apide th re e tim e s before, and never w ith a load. T here was also a c ro s s -w in d . He said he was frig h te n e d . I said th a t m ade n ine o f us and w o u ld he please get it over q u ic k ly . We p u t on o u r he lm e ts. . .” T h a t firs t year she operated at £7 per h our, and fin is h e d the year having made a p ro fit! In 1967 she was co nverted to Q ueen II en g ine s (w ith co n s ta n t speed p ro p e lle rs) — th is gave her a s lig h tly gre a te r payload and b e tte r rate o f clim b . A t th e tim e itw a s a ls o th o u g h tth a tQ u e e n II engines (as used in the Percival P ro cto r) w ere m ore re a d ily a v a ila b le — th is proved not to be the case. The fo llo w in g year she was c o n verted back to Q ueen III en g ine s and no w seven years later she is still fly in g at N etheravon fo r p a ra ch u tin g . IF th a t Jo h n N oakes, o f B BC T V ’s B lue Peter, was firs t film e d in free fall. In 1971 she was sold to N o rw a y as LN -B E Z . T h is near A rc tic fly in g was to o m uch fo r her and she returned hom e in 1973. She is now ow ned by A d rian S w ire and kept in b e a u tifu l c o n d itio n at B ooker. G -A JH O was the A rm y P arachute A s s o c ia tio n ’s firs t Rapide, and was pu rch a se d in 1963 fro m B ro o k la n d s A via tio n at S yw ell w ith fin a n c ia l b a ckin g fro m R othm ans. The sto ry o f her p u rchase and firs t ye a r’s o p e ra tio n w as recalled in an h ila rio u s a rtic le , T h e Khaki A irlin e ’, w ritte n by John W eeks, w h ic h appeared in S p o rt P arachutist Vol. 1 No. 1. “ . . . B ut Paddy had been o u r No. 1 p ilo t from the start. He was e x -A rm y A ir C orps, and was now ea rning his d a ily bread as second D ickie on a V anguard. I recko n e d th a t any m an w h o co u ld fly both G -AK NN , G -A S FC and G -A JH O at Netheravon 1966. p h o to — Dave W aterman 17 r A beautiful shot of G -A JH O , G-ASRJ and G -A G TM over Netheravon 1964. G-ASR J was th e last R apide to be placed on the C ivil R egister w hen she was pu rch a se d in 1964 w ith R othm ans help fo r use in G e rm a n y at the R hine A rm y Parachute C entre at Bad L ip p sp rin g e . She was hangared at D etm old w ith the A rm y A ir C o rp s and fle w back th e re a fte r each days ju m p in g . O c c a s io n a lly the m ore e xp e rie n ce d jum pe rs w e nt w ith h e r — she s im p ly c lim b e d overhead D etm old and o u t everyone w ent, p ic k in g th e ir ow n D Z ’s w here the y co u ld fin d them . Peter S herm an recalls one p a rtic u la r e vening: “ W e’d had a rather c o c k y C anadian o ffic e r ju m p in g w ith us all day. He asked if he c o u ld com e along on the evening ju m p -in to D etm old. We to o k o ff fro m Bad L ip p sp rin g e and c lim b e d overhead D etm old. “ W here’s the D Z ? ” he said. “ T he c ro q u e t lawn in fro n t of the O ffic e r’s M ess” , said M ick T u rn e r, p o in tin g it out. “ C u t!” And aw ay we w ent, all h a p p ily g o in g fo r o u r ow n selected pieces o f open g ro u n d . T he g u llib le C anadian O ffice r, how ever, w o rke d like a th in g possessed to h it the c ro q u e t law n. . . He o n ly ju s t missed, and w e n t clean th ro u g h the (closed) French w in d o w s in to th e A n te R o o m ! Soon a fterw a rd s the a u th o ritie s p u t a sto p to it all — very sa d !" ‘R h in e g o ld ’, or ‘R in g o ’ as she was m ore usu a lly called, fin a lly ended her days at L ip p s p rin g e w hen exp osure to the elem ents caused a d e te rio ra tio n th a t was to o expensive to rectify. T he o th e r A rm y R apide is G -A ID L (one tim e m o u n t o f F ox’s G la cie r M ints). O ne h ila rio u s in c id e n t w ith DL c o n cerned R obert A cram an. T he load w ere s ittin g p a tie n tly in the a irc ra ft w a itin g fo r ju m p m a s te r R obert. N ext m in u te he’s by the d o o r stru g g lin g to get a b ic y c le on board — he G -A ID L at Sibson 1971. had been se cre tly p la n n in g to ride it o ff the w in g and see how long he co u ld rem ain w ith it in free fall. U n fo rtu n a te ly th e tears o f m irth fro m the o n lo o k e rs a ttra c te d th e p ilo t’s a tte n tio n w ho fo rb a d e th e a tte m p t! DL is s till at N e th e r avon, th o u g h c u rre n tly up fo r sale. G -A K N N , 'the B row n B o m b e r’, was firs t used fo r para c h u tin g w hen she b e lo ng e d to B ill T o m kin s. B arry T em pest was a re g u la r p ilo t o f NN betw een 66-67, fly in g 18 Kid’s Christmas nightm are — a multitude of Santas board G -AK NN at Thruxton 1967. p h o to Dave W aterm an her fo r p a ra ch u tin g at P o d in g to n , and fo r a v a rie ty o f roles at B a rn sto rm e r fly in g d is p la y s , In 1967 she was b o u g h t by B ernie G reen, fo r use by the B ritis h S kyd ivin g C entre at T h ru x to n . T h e fo llo w in g ye a r she w e n t to D unkesw ell and was used fo r ju m p in g both th e re and at C o m p to n A bbas u n til she w e n t fo r a C o f A at C astle D o n in g to n in late 1969. T h is was g o in g to prove to o ex pensive, so she was b ro ke n fo r spares. G -A H A G was a late c o m e r to the role of p a ra c h u tin g when she was purch a se d by M o n ty de C a rtie r fo r use at C o m p to n A bbas. She was in use at H a lfp e n n y Green on 15th Ju ly, 1972 w hen she was be in g used fo r a big star RW atte m p t fro m 10,500 feet in fo rm a tio n w ith the T h u rs to n A viation Islander. A t e x it tim e th e R apide slid u n d e r the Islander. M ike T a y lo r, having e xite d the Islander, h it the rear o f the fuselage o f AG and bro ke his fe m u r. M ike Barry Tempest showing off the elegant lines of the ‘Brown Bom ber’. B o lto n crashed th ro u g h her roof, sm ashed b oth his w rists and rem ained in AG u n til a fte r she’d landed safely. A u n iq ue a c cid e n t w h ic h again show ed the ruggedness of the a irc ra ft. AG then w e n t to L ym p n e fo r use by A lex B la c k’s C lub. She is n ow being re b u ilt in a garage in B la n d fo rd , D orset, u sin g m any spares p ro vid ed by the b re a kin g o f NN. G -A H JA was firs t used fo r p a ra c h u tin g w hen operated by C harles B o d d in g to n and B a rry T em pest in the m id sixties. Later she was based at C astle D o n in g to n w ith T re n t V alley A via tio n . She w as w ritte n o ff w hen a G -A G TM and G -AKRS at Sibson 1971. 19 fu tu re she’ll provide c iv ilia n s w ith th e ir last o p p o rtu n ity to ju m p fro m a R a p id e . Every g ood s to ry has an e le m e n t o f m yste ry and in this case it’s provided by G -A H J S — an o b s c u re p h o to g ra p h show s her being used fo r ju m p in g , b u t it seem s to be an isolated o ccasion. H er last re gistered o w n e rs w ere the T hree C o u n ties A ero C lu b at B la ckb u sh e , b u t h e r u ltim a te fate is u nknow n. A p a rt fro m the tw e n ty odd R apides re co rd e d here, a nu m b e r were also used fo r p a ra c h u tin g in France. T hey have ce rta in ly been operated at C h a lo n , B ergerac, L ille and B iscarosse, a lth o u g h th e y w ere n o rm a lly, but in c o rre c tly , called D ragons. F -B H C D is such an exam ple, used at C halon. co m m e rcia l p ilo t on a ch e ck rid e tip p e d her on her nose after a p o o r lan ding d u rin g w h ic h he braked to o co a rse ly — he failed the c h e c k ! She was so ld to RAFSPA fo r spares fo r SH. A n o th e r T re n t V alley A v ia tio n R apide was G -AK R S w h ich was su b se q u e n tly based at S hipdham . W hen Jo h n M eacock started the P e te rb o ro u g h P arachute C entre, she was a fre q u e n t v is ito r to S ibson. She is now in the A rro w A ir Services hangar at S hipdham , w here once again s h o rt age o f fu n d s prevents her being m ade a irw o rth y again. G -A JG S was used a fte r the w a r by A llie d A irw a ys in S cotland. From 1950 to 1966 she rem ained in store at A berdeen. W hen she was re -d isco ve re d by B o o ke r R apide e n th usiasts in 1966, she had o n ly 47 ho u rs fly in g since new. She was then re-assem bled by D oug B ia n ch i. From 1968 to 1970 she was operated by A erial E nterprises, and used p rin c ip a lly fo r p a ra ch u te d isp la ys. O ne such d isp la y was in N orthe rn Ireland at an A rm y S how at E nniskellen. “ B ill D ow nes was fly in g and we put in to N e w to w n a rd s to re-fuel. GS was p ro b a b ly o ve rla d e n ; a p a rt fro m the team, we also had the DZ p a rty plus all o u r o v e rn ig h t bags. We then flew to St. A n g e lo , a sm all disused a irfie ld w h ic h was also the show site. B ill m ade an a p p ro a ch , b u t the ru n w ay was very short. “ She’s to o h e a vy— I d o n ’t reckon I can get her in w ith th is lo a d ." “ No p ro b le m B ill, give us one run at 3,000 fe e t!” T hus we lig h te n e d the load, and B ill landed GS s a fe ly !” In 1970 GS was b o u g h t by an A m e rica n , Fred L u d ing to n , and B ill D ow nes fle w her on an e p ic flig h t to Florida via G lasgow , Iceland, G reenland, G oose Bay and the Eastern U S . T h is m a g n ific e n t flig h t was rep o rte d fu lly in “ F light In te rn a tio n a l” soon afterw ards. T w o m ore p a ra ch u tin g R apides are now preserved in museum s. G -A LA X sp e n t 1960-1967 in S co tla n d , ow ned and operated by a d o u r S cot by the name o f K eith T u llo c h . She was often used by the S co ttish P arachute C lub, and was a re gular a tte n d e r at the S co ttish C h a m p io n sh ip s. In 1966 she m ade her film d e b u t w hen she w e n t to Spain and was used fo r the p a ra c h u tin g sequences in one o f Racquel W elch's early p ic tu re s "F a th o m ". She is now at B igglesw ade as pa rt o f th e D urney A e ro n a u tic a l C o lle ctio n . G -A IU L had her in itia tio n to p a rachute d ro p p in g w h ilst in the service o f Jo h n C o llin s at T h ru x to n . Jo hn n o rm a lly used UL fo r fe rry in g flo w e rs fro m the C hannel Islands from 1964 to 1967. "J o h n was th e p ilo t on a m em orable flig h t w hen we w ere d o in g som e w o rk fo r a film com pany. The w e a th e r was no g o o d fo r ju m p in g , w ith a 8/8 clo u d cove r at a b o u t 1200 feet. A fte r c o n s u lta tio n w ith B oscom be D ow n, we le a rn t th a t the to p s w ere a b o u t 2500 feet w ith cle a r blue skies above. A t the film c o m p a n y ’s request, we to o k o ff to clim b in to the b rig h t su n lig h t, and sh o o t som e fo o ta g e o f the tw o o f us m oving around inside the a irc ra ft and c lim b in g o u t o n to the w ing w ith o u r rigs on. A fte r the usual m essing a b o u t by the film crew , w hich w e n t on fo r over an ho u r, B oscom be advised us to let dow n as the w e a th e r was d e te rio ra tin g . D u rin g th e d e sce n t, we lost c o n ta c t w ith B osco m b e radar. On e m erging from the c lo u d at a b o u t 300 feet it was o bvio us that Joh n d id n 't kn o w w here we were. W ith e ve ry one in the back o ffe rin g u n w a nte d advice, it was one o f the film cre w w ho — c o rre c tly — re co g n ise d G u ild fo rd C a th e d ra l! H aving fo llo w e d the ra ilw a y line dow n past B asingstoke and A ndover, we fin a lly landed in a to rre n tia l d o w n p o u r at T h ru x to n w ith both ta n ks reading em pty. The bar ran o u t o f b ra n d y !" UL then had th re e years w ith A erial E nterprises and in 1970 she w e n t to S ou th e n d w here she now resides in the A irc ra ft M useum . In 1971 Viv B ellam y, w ho has had long a sso cia tio n w ith Rapides, purchased G -AIY R fro m H u n tin g S urveys. YR is based at La n d ’s End, St. Just, w here she is used p rin c ip a lly fo r pleasure flyin g . She has, how ever, re c e n tly been used at St. Ju st fo r sp o rt p a ra c h u tin g , and it m ay be th a t in the Claude Bernard, Chief Instructor at Chalon, exits Rapide F-B HC D circa 1965. It w o u ld be im p o ssib le to try and c a lcu la te the num be r o f ho u rs th a t R apides have flo w n fo r p a ra c h u tin g , o r the nu m b e r o f descents m ade fro m them . E veryone has his ow n very personal m em ories o f th e aeroplane, w h e th e r he be ju m p e r o r p ilo t, and no d o u b t th is a rtic le w ill b rin g to m ind a host o f d iffe re n t in cid e n ts. M y ow n p a ra ch u tin g h ig h lig h t w ith a R apide was a ju m p fro m G -A G S H at W e sto n -o n -th e -G re e n , and c lo s in g 5th on an 8-m an; I w o n d e r how m any ju m p e rs q u a lify fo r a R apide S C R ? My fly in g experience in the R apide is a m eagre tw e n ty hours, but all o f it u tte rly m em orable. She is such a fo r givin g aeroplane, w h ic h fo r me is ju s t as w e ll! T he fla p lim itin g speed alw ays p rovides a m u s e m e n t— 78 kn o ts — try lo w e rin g the fla p s at 79, it is a p h ysica l im p o s s ib ility ! The fo llo w in g legend a b o u t the R apides seem s par tic u la rly in character. The s to ry goes th a t w hen th e p ro to typ e was built, a fitte r was b o ltin g th e trip le x w in d scre e n s to the tu b u la r c o c k p it fram e. H aving used a fa ir q u a n tity o f steel BA nuts and b olts, he fo u n d at the end he was one short. The stores had run o u t of steel BA nuts and bolts, so one brass set was fitte d instead. The d ra u g h ts m e n then descended on the a e ro p la n e to fin is h o ff the p ro d u c tio n draw ings. Result every R apide has one brass BA n u t and b o lt in the w in d s c re e n ! I hope th a t th is a rtic le w ill e xp la in to those u n fa m ilia r w ith the Rapide, w h y such n o sta lg ia is w o rth re co rd in g . It is b u t a sm all trib u te to an aero p la n e th a t has p ro vided a great deal of e n jo y m e n t to a g reat m any p ilo ts and para c h u tis ts alike. The m em ories are a s u ffic ie n t salute. G.C.P. S-S. 20 Z’HILLS -1974 dow n the m acadam runw ays and in to the air. It was the ab solute m odel o f an e ffic ie n tly run meet. E veryone knew th a t w ith over fifty team s involved it was g o in g to take unco m m o n c o -o p e ra tio n to run the m e e t. . . w h ich was ex a c tly w h a t each team , aircre w , ju d g e and g round su p p o rt m em ber gave. The team s w o u ld be w a itin g as the em p ty a irc ra ft w o u ld a rrive to sw a llo w a n o th e r th irty jum pers. A q u ick few m in u te s to get everyone on board, a sh o rt ta xi to p o sitio n w ith th e last team on p ra c tic in g one m ore e x it lin e -u p and then d o w n the ru n w a y en route to ten-five. C o n sta n t c o m m u n ic a tio n betw een th e judges and the m anifest, betw een the m a n ife st and the a ircraft, betw een the a irc ra ft and ju d g es, c h e c k in g and d o u b le c h e ckin g to m ake sure th a t was z e ro -fo x tro t-a lp h a ju st tu rn in g on ju m p ru n w ith team s th irte e n fo u rte e n and fif teen, and, uh, Z e p h y rh ills G ro u n d C o n tro l, th is is w h iske yta n g o ; ro g e r w h is k e y -ta n g o , Z e p h y rh ills G ro u n d , go ahead; uh, Z e p h y rh ills G ro u n d , I’ve g o t fuel fo r one m ore load a fte r th is one; ro g e r w h is k e y -ta n g o ; uh, tw o -n in e rhotel, th is is Z e p h y rh ills G ro u n d , w h a t is y o u r a ltitu d e ; Z e p h y rh ills G ro u n d , th is is tw o -n in e r hotel, w e’re ju st passing th ro u g h e ig h t-T h o u s a n d feet; seven-five-six, this is Z e p h y rh ills G ro u n d ; Z e p h y rh ills G ro u n d , seven-fivesix, go ahead; roger, seven-five-six, th is is Z e p h y rh ills G round, please o rb it so u th e a st o f the d ro p zone, zerofo x tro t-a lp h a w ill be d ro p p in g his last load in a b o u t tw o m inutes; roger, Z e p h y rh ills G ro u n d , th is is seven-five-six, sta n d in g by southeast o f the d ro p zone. A nd so on and on. Judges h o ld in g h u rrie d co n fe re n ce s betw een exits, c o lla tin g scores, using b o ttle s o f eye d ro p s to soothe th a t b u rn e d -o u t fe e lin g a fte r w a tc h in g and tim in g team a fte r team . Team ca p ta in s co m in g to th e m a n ife st w ith , could yo u tell us when w e’ll be g o in g up; d o n ’t w o rry, w e ’ll call you in p le n ty of tim e ; w o u ld you please page team num ber fifte e n , the G O D FR O G S, and ask them to m eet in th e ir area; say, w h a t team is up now ; do yo u know w hat kind of tim e the H U M B O L D T H U M M ER S g o t on th e ir last ju m p ? And so on and on and on. It ran the w ay a g ood star goes to g e th e r: sm o o th ly. By the end o f the day, 130 team ju m p s had been m a d e . . . over tw o -a n d -a -h a lf ro u n d s c o m p le te d . In the m id st o f w hat, to a w h u ffo , m ust have lo o ke d like mass co n fu s io n , th irte e n h undred ju m p s w ere m ade in the space o f less than nine a n d -a -h a lf hours, w ith over e ig h te e n h o u rs o f individ u a l fre e fa ll tim e logged. In c re d ib ly e nough, there was a 10man team u n lo a d in g at 10,500 feet every 4.3 m inutes. It was s im p ly m ind b o g g lin g . W h ile the e ffic ie n c y o f the m eet was im pressive, the tim es being tu rn e d by the b e tte r team s w ere not. A t the end o f the day the SLO TS ARE FOR TO T S team o f Deland, Florida, was in firs t place w ith tw o stars tim e d at 20.0 and 16.6 respectively. M y ow n team , u nbelievably, stoo d in second w ith a 24.2 and a 22.7. C o m p rise d o f m o stly young, b rig h t and eager lads w h o have m ade the m a jo rity o f th e ir stars w h ile ju m p in g on the (new ) TEN H IG H B U N C H , we were agog at o u r p o s itio n on the score board. E specially since we have o n ly been in e xiste n ce a little over tw o m onths, and had less than fo rty p ra ctice ju m p s b ehind us. As m ig h t be expected, how ever, we w ere not to m aintain th is p o s itio n fo r very long. The th ird place team was an old and co m p e titio n -e x p e rie n c e d o n e . . . the B E E C H N U T S . . . w ith a 28.0 and a 19.3. T he DEL RAY A E R IA L C IR C U S was close b ehind in fo u rth w ith a 22.8 and a 26.0. W ith the c o m in g of darkness, a ro ck band appeared on the pa cking area and poured o u t th e ir souls to a g re a tly a ppreciative, but m otley, m ob o f ju m p e rs u n til the wee ho urs o f the m o rn in g . W hile som e team s s lip p e d q u ie tly aw ay to rest As if in celebratio n o f th a t q u a in t c o lo n ia l h o lid a y of T hanksgiving, a n o th e r m o n ste r o f a p a rachute meet has com e to pass. A new re cord o f fifty -tw o (c o u n t ’em, 52) team s gathered at th e Z ’h ills P arachute C enter, Z e p h y rhills, Florida, To relax, party, m eet new frie n d s, g re e t old ones, tell lies and ju m p s to rie s and on o cca sio n flin g th e ir c o lle ctive bodies fro m a m elange o f tw in -e n g in e d aeroplanes. ‘T w as a g lo rio u s event. 'T w o u ld have been g lo rio u se r had o n ly th e w e a th e r co -o p e rate d a b it more. As in the past, team s and parts o f team s, as w ell as those un a ffiliate d w ith any team , began s tra g g lin g in the w eek end before the meet. M any a rrive d a fte r tw e n ty to th irty hours of hard d riv in g , p o sin g as escapees from the harsh enviro ns o f the fro ze n n o rth la n d s . S tepping in to seventy degree w e a th e ra fte rs lo g g in g th ro u g h feet of th a t strange s tu ff know n as “ s n o w ” , w arm ed th e very co ckle s o f th e ir hearts, and sm iles and g o o d vibes a bounded. And, indeed, there was a ce rta in a ir o f plain e n jo y m e n t at ju s t being there. T h e y had all co m e fo r th a t annual g a th e rin g o f relative w o rk e n th u sia sts th a t has becom e s o m e th in g o fa le g e n d . . . th e Z ’h ills T u rk e y M e e t(in d e ference to th a t great bird th a t is tra d itio n a lly eaten at T h a n ksg ivin g tim e ) . . . and to ju s t have fun. W h ich is w hat s k y d iv in g is really all about. Largely la ckin g w ere th e hushed q u e stio n s and raised eyebrow s rega rd in g the tim e s being tu rn e d by the b etter know n team s. In fa ct, an a ttitu d e o f hard core c o m p e titio n was, fo r the m ost part, absent. W h ich w o u ld be reflected in th e tim es tu rn e d d u rin g the meet. Due to the Ja cq u e s Istel, and o th e r p ro b le m s o f the recent past, we w ere u n ce rta in as to how the meet w o u ld be attended, or how the to w n s fo lk w o u ld respond to such an overw h e lm in g in flu x o f p a ra ch u tists. We nee d n ’t have w o rrie d . Si Fraser, new o p e ra to r o f th e center, and m y w ife Jan, c h ie f m anifestress, m et w ith th e fire and p o lic e ch ie fs fo r the firs t tim e in th e h is to ry of th e center. T h is s o rt o f c o operative e ffo rt was m u ch a p p re cia te d , and as a result m any o f the c ity o ffic ia ls w ere draw n in to o u r corner, and nu m erous sm all p ro b le m s th a t had plagued both sides in the past w ere e asily resolved. A lth o u g h the c ity s till refused to rescind its o rd in a n c e p ro h ib itin g ca m p in g on th e a irp o rt, tw e n ty acres o f w ood ed land was leased ju s t o ff th e a irp o rt fo r those w ho w ished to p itch te n ts o r park m o b ile road hom es. They w ere a five m in u te s ’ w alk fro m th e d ro p zone. Those team s th a t landed o u t d u rin g p ra ctice o r the meet were, if not picked up by one o f five tru c k s we had ru n n in g , co lle cte d by e n th u s ia s tic to w n s fo lk o r a s h e riff’s patrol car and tra n sp o rte d back. Even the fire d e p a rtm e n t v o lu n teered to have a fire tru c k and fu ll crew s ta n d in g -b y on the a irp o rt fo r the d u ra tio n o f th e meet. T he fresh in vo lve m e n t of such a large p o rtio n o f the C ity o f Z e p y rh ills was m ost e n courag in g. T h a n ksg ivin g day, th e tw e n ty -e ig h th o f N ovem ber, started the m eet w ith a new event at Z ’h i ll s . .. 20-m an star c o m p e titio n . M uch to o u r su rp rise , a fu ll th irte e n team s registered fo r the event. In the co u rse o f tw o ro u n d s three 20-m ans w ere a ctu a lly made. First place w ent to the B AC K TO BAC K O Z O N E FLIERS, w it a 16-man and a 20-m an. T h e ir 20-m an q u a lifie d fo u rte e n o f them fo r th e ir XX patches. The firs t day o f the 10-m an c o m p e titio n e xp lo d e d at 7.30 a.m. as e ig h t e n gines b e lo n g in g to three D ouglas D akotas and one Lockh e e d L oadstar shattered the c ris p m o rn in g stilln e ss and began c a rry in g team a fte r team 21 fo r those o f us w ho do n o t w ish to go the S TR A TO S TA R route. In equal abun d a n ce w ere che a p o s w ith p u lle d dow n apexes, and P IG LE T Is and Ms. I n the harness and c o n ta in e r c o rn e r, th e re w e re tw o new p ig g yb a ck system s very m uch in e vid e nce . . . the SST designed by Jo h n Sherm an, and th e “ W O N D E R H O G ” , designed and b u ilt by B ill B o o th o f M iam i, F lo rid a , A fa irly radical design, it is e xtre m e ly lo w -p ro file and uses p la stic rip c o rd s and p u ll-u p c o rd s ra th e r than steel p in s and cones. The rip c o rd s co st s o m e th in g lik e s ix ty cents apiece. The “ W ONDER H O G ” is seeing ra th e r w id espread use here in the southeast. The th o u g h t and design w o rk g o in g in to p a ra ch u tin g e q u ip m e n t is e x c itin g . H o p e fu lly it is o n ly th e b e g inn in g . T he old and tra d itio n a l c o n c e p ts re g a rd in g s p o rt para c h u tin g g ear are fin a lly being clo s e ly exa m in e d by a few g ifte d and im a g in a tive in d iv id u a ls w h o are already re v o lu tio n iz in g th is p a rtic u la r aspect of o u r sp o rt. A ll o f w h ich p re tty m uch w ra p s it up, C h a rlie . Had the w eather held ou t fo r ju s t one m ore day we m ig h t have seen som e b eter tim es w ith th e to p th re e team s b a ttlin g it out. Bad w eather alw ays leaves so m any “ w h a t ifs ” hanging abo u t afterw ards. T ra d itio n a lly , how ever, o n ly a few team s com e to Z ’h ills to w in. The rest are there fo r the good tim es. An attitude, I’m sure, th a t even a ffe cts the b e tte r team s. W hich sh o u ld m ake it an ideal m eet fo r E uropean team s. N ot o n ly have th e y an e x c e lle n t ch a n ce o f do in g w ell (provided th e y can m ake c o n s is te n tly q u ic k stars), but the newest in ideas and e q u ip m e n t is th e re fro m w hich th e y can draw. H ope th is is m ore o r less w h a t you w anted, C harles, old chum . Do hope to see you lads here ne xt year. O u r best to a ll. . . H O O P & JA N . fo r the fo llo w in g day, m ost b o o g ie d u n til th e y co u ld boo gie no m ore. T h is was, a fte r all, th e G reat Z ’h ills B oogie M e e t.. .as som e have been apt to ca ll it. T he second day daw ned as the firs t, w ith c o o l te m p e ra tures and a 25,000 fo o t o ve rca st. . . ideal c o n d itio n s fo r ju d g in g . The w ea ther report, how ever, gave o m in o us, p re d ic tio n s o f rain later in the day. By late m o rn in g low, scattered rain c lo u d s began m oving in, h in d e rin g ju d g in g and causing num e ro us go.a ro u n d s. We, th e (new ) TEN H IG H B U N C H , kno cke d ourselves o u t o f the im m ediate ru n n in g w ith a second star, w h ic h m oved us to fo u rth , and the DEL RAY A E R IA L C IR C U S to th ird . O n ly th e overall slow tim es being tu rn e d by o th e r team s prevented us from being pushed even fu rth e r d o w n the line. S h o rtly a fte r this, the w e ather c o n d itio n s becam e unacce p ta b le , and a te m p o ra ry hold was placed on the meet. D u rin g the ensuing lu ll a p o litic a l m eeting o f so rts was organized. Those candidates fo r USPA N a tio n al D ire c to r p o sitio n s w ho happened to be present (B ill O ttley, Jo h n S herm an and Jim H ooper) w ere in tro d u c e d , and the ju m p e rs urged to vote in the u p co m in g e le c tio n s . (A m e rica n s are tra d i tio n a lly apathe tic in th is regard). A ro und 2.00 p.m. it was n o tic e d th a t the low c lo u d s seemed to be breaking up som ew hat. The c o n d itio n s were still unaccepta ble fro m a ju d g in g sta n d p o in t, however. U sing last years c o n tin g e n c y plan fo r ju s t such a situ a tio n , tho se team s th a t w ere n o t in c o n te n tio n w ere o ffe re d the o p p o rtu n ity to go ahead and ju m p , w ith the s tip u la tio n that shou ld the ju m p go unobserved the team w o u ld have no g ro u n d s fo r a rejum p. M any team s to o k advantage o f this, and once again a irc ra ft loaded w ith ju m p e rs began ro llin g , the ju m p e rs ta kin g holes in th e c lo u d s w h e re th e y co u ld fin d them . As a result, by th e end o f the day we were sh o rt bu t a few team s o f having a co m p le te d fo u rth round. U n fo rtu n a te ly, the w e a th e r never im proved, b u t ra th e r de teriorated even fu rth e r fo r the next day and e ffe c tiv e ly ended the meet. W ith the c o m p le tio n o f th e th ird round, however, it was ju d g e d a valid meet and tro p h ie s w ere awarded on the basis o f those three rounds. W hile this ye a r’s m eet did n o t d ra w a fu ll European team (as it did the E ndrust Team last year), we d id have repre sentatives from Finland, Sweden, France, G e rm a n y and, of course, C anada, plus a s p rin k lin g fro m C entral and S outh A m erica. B ritis h e r Ian M e rrick was on hand, observing the h a p p e n in g s and keeping a c ritic a l eye on the new relative w o rk ca n o p ie s being displayed. A ustralia n s u p e r-p h o to g ra p h e r A n d y Keech was there, c lic k in g away m adly and o ffe rin g u p fo rs a le his new book, Skies Cali, w h ich is u n d o u b te d ly the fin e s t and m ost bea utiful piece o f p h o to jo u rn a lis m ever d one on para ch u tin g . And, o f course, there w as th a t p e rennial p ira te of an A ustralian, T re vo r Busst, w h o w alked a b o u t the e n tire tim e, m u m b lin g, “ A rrg h , it’s a scu rvy sh ip and a scurvy crew , to o ." But, then, th a t’s T revor, and we here in the States have m ore o r less a d justed to him . P ity th e p o o r A ussies sho uld he ever decide to go home. PARAQUIP A p o lo g ie s to cu sto m e rs in c o n v e n ie n c e d d u rin g th e la s t fe w m o n th s due to our m o vin g prem ise s, h o w e v e r fa c ilitie s are n o w b e tte r th a n ever a n d stocks have b een in c re a s e d so a n e ven b e tte r se rvice is n o w a vailable. We offer the widest range of Sport Parachuting equipment and rigging services to customers at the most competitive prices. All equipment is checked by a B P A. approved Chief Rigger. * Student Assemblies * Emergency Pilot Parachutes and repacking service * Pioneer, Strong, Security, North American, Snyder and PA equipment available * Mk 1 and Competition P.C’s * American Papillons * St. Christopher Helmets * Surplus & Pioneer reserve canopies * All types of personal equipment, accessories and rigging supplies * Used equipment New e q u ipm e n t was c e rta in ly one o f the m a jo r them es of this year's meet. Steve S nyder was present to answ er q u estion s on his S TR A TO S TA R RW ram air, m any of w h ich w ere in use d u rin g the meet. T h o se w h o were ju m p in g them sw ore by them . The o p e n in g s are frig h te n ing to w atch, but the sam e used to be said o f ParaC om m anders. Ted S trong and N orm Fraser o f S tro n g E nterprises cam e dow n to p a rtic ip a te in the meet, and to loan o u t exam ples of th e ir new S T A R LIT E RW c a n o p y . . . a P.C. type, w ith half the w e ig h t and b u lk o f a P.C. B u ilt o f near zero p o ro s ity 1.5 oun ce m a te ria l, it is designed p rim a rily fo r the w e ig h t and size c o n s c io u s relative w o rke r. It w ill o u td rive a P ara-C om m ander by a su b sta n tia l m argin, and land one o n ly a b it m ore so lid ly . An im pressive c a n o p y N OW IN STOCK S e n d larg e S.A.E. fo r N E W ca ta lo g u e to : STEVE TALBOT 4 2 T e n n y s o n R o a d , R e d d itc h , W o rc e s te rs h ire , E n g la n d , B 9 7 5 B J Phone: Redditch 6 4 3 0 2 (evenings) 22 5 0 JUMP RECORD AT THE GREEN On S unday S eptem ber 22, 1974 I was a pproached by a fly in g clu b frie n d o f m ine w ith the o ffe r o f a ju m p from one o f his new ly a cq u ire d h e lic o p te rs a Bell 47. T h is I th o u g h t w ould be ju s t th e o p p o rtu n ity to have a go at the B ritish record o f 50 ju m p s in 7 ho u rs held by B ill M cLennon. As it w o u ld take a few w eeks to o rganise th is attem pt, and w in te r o n ly ju s t a ro u n d the co rn e r, I set the w heels in m otion w ith in ten m in u te s o f m y h e lic o p te r frie n d leaving m y o ffice , by breaking in to a tra in in g session and asking w h o w o u ld like to do 50 ju m p s fro m a ch o p p e r. 'Me please!' shouted G erry Jo n e s; no so o n e r the w o rd than the blow , his name was dow n, and p o o r old G e rry did n o t know w ha t he had let h im s e lf in for. The firs t step was to m ake sure th a t G e rry was 100% fit fo r N ovem ber 24, the date set fo r the attem pt. A few w ords w ith the G o ve rn o rs o f a large s ch o o l next d o o r to me, and we had the use o f a su p e r gym n a siu m , plus a c irc u it tra in in g co u rse set o u t by the sch o o l P.T. In stru cto r. G erry, Pat H anson, and m yse lf m et at the gym tw ic e a week, Pat to tra in w ith him , and me to cra ck the w hip. We fo rbade him all sex, booze, and even cu t his sm o kin g in half. A fte r each tra in in g session, we called at the local fo r a beer each fo r Pat and m yself, and an orange d rin k fo r G erry (this was part o f th e to rtu re ). O u r firs t d is a p p o in tm e n t was on W ednesday, N ovem ber 20 w hen m y h e lic o p te r frie n d B arry Freeman rang me w ith the news th a t the C .A.A. had decided th a t to ju m p from the Bell 47 w o u ld not be safe o w in g to the sm all door. O nly three days to d e cid e w h a t a irc ra ft to use fo r the attem pt. T o n y U nw in was fly in g us on S aturday, N ovem ber 23 w ith his Cessna 182, and was agreeable to try 50 trip s w ith G e rry next day, but alas, o u r next dis a p p o in tm e n t, bad fore ca st, lo w c lo u d , high w inds. G erry was being s p o n so re d by a large n u m b e r of people, the proceeds to be used fo r c lu b fu n d s and the Leukaem ia Fund fo r C h ild re n , so the show m ust go on at the firs t o p p o rtu n ity . S aturday, N ovem ber 30 T o n y co u ld not fly in o w ing to w o rk c o m m itm e n ts but was w illin g to be w ith us at firs t lig h t S unday m o rn in g . W eather forecast, 1 2 -1 6 kn o t w ind s, clo u d base 3000 feet; we decided it was on. Sunday, D ecem ber 1, 7.00 a.m. G e rry beat me to the Green by 10 m inutes, th a t being his firs t record o f the day. By 7.15 a.m. m ost o f the packers and runners had arrived, th e clu b van was loaded w ith packed P.C ’s ready fo r the w ord go. O ur o n ly w o rry now was, as T o n y was fly in g in from Sibson, w o u ld he a rrive in tim e fo r us to make it. 7.30 a.m. on the dot, tw o lig h ts w ere visib le at 200 feet m aking fo r runw ay 22, s till n o t q u ite lig h t, it was T ony. Five m inutes later he was on his w ay to 2000 feet w ith M ike B olton to d ro p the stream er. 8.15 a.m., after a s h o rt b rie fin g , the 182 was a irb o rn e w ith G erry fo r his firs t o f fifty w ith M ike a ctin g as spotter, and ch e ckin g o u t G e rry ’s e q u ip m e n t on the w ay up to 2200 feet. A fte r the firs t few ju m p s G e rry settled dow n to lan ding in o r near to the c o m p e titio n p it (thanks to M ike ’s s p o ttin g ) and T o n y had w o rke d o u t his plan of landing on 29 runw ay, tu rn in g o ff at 29-34 in te rse ctio n , and w a itin g ab o u t tw o m inutes fo r G e rry to d ro p his kit, and put on an o th e r rig. The w in d was a ro u n d 16 k n o ts all day, and the sp o t was qu ite deep, b u t on every la n d in g , som e of the team were alw ays there to c o lla p s e the ca n o p y when needed. 23 A t 2.43 p.m. G erry landed on his 50th ju m p , kn o ckin g o ff 17 m inutes from the 7 h o u r record. The 50 ju m p s w ere uneventful. No mals, thanks to the packers, w ho w orked n o n-stop. The A ir T ra ffic C o n tro lle r, Fire Crew, and Flying S chool helped us in every w ay possible. The success o f th is record was due to the superb flyin g by T o n y U nw in, the p e rfe ct s p o ttin g by M ike B olton, the physical fitn e ss of G erry, and a g reat team o f w orkers. I w o u ld like to th a n k som e o f o u r main sp o n so rs th ro u g h the M agazine ‘A n c h o r Fast F ix in g s ’, T h e R ound T a b le ’, T h e H a lfp e nn y Green A irp o rt C lu b ' and all the individ u a l sponsors. T he m em bers of the w o rk in g team I feel sh o u ld also be m entioned in the Mag, as these are the kind o f p eople that make th is s p o rt the great s p o rt th a t it is. Pete Hayes Iris H ow ell S am m y H o llow head Brenda C a rro ll Keith Jo h n so n E ddie R obertson Pat Hanson A nne Jones Roy S keldon B arry French Ron M illard M artin Sm ith Paul H ibbard D ick S cott Bet H am m ond Phil H arland Steve Hayes M ike H am m ond Dave M arvin Fred K ir k — S tandby P ilot and Engineer. GEOFF W EBSTER DON’T FORGET YOUR BPA MEMBERSHIP RENEWAL JUMPSUITS D ire c t fro m B rita in ’s la rg e st m a n u fa c tu re r RED O R A NG E W H ITE BLACK BLUE YELLOW (o r tw o tone suits to a lm o st any c o m b in a tio n in c lu d in g ‘fla re d ’) B.P.V. suits are m a n u fa ctu re d in 100% in d u stria l 8 1/2 oz P olyester d rill fa b ric. In a d d itio n to the m aterial having high flam e re sista n t p ro p e rties, it is also in te rn a tio n a lly a ckn o w le d g e d as the hardest w e aring m aterial c u rre n tly available. B.P.V. Jumpsuits . . . for longer lasting protection Send o r te lephone fo r b ro c h u re and o rd e r fo rm to : B ritish P ara-V entures 8 B ro a d fie ld C rescent F ernhill Heath Nr. W orcester Tel. W o rce ste r 51690 BRITISH PARACHUTE ASSOCIATION COUNCIL MEETING held at The Post House Hotel, Leicester, on Wednesday, 30th October, 1974 PRESENT L. N. E. St. John (Chairm an) M. J. Batchelor G. C. P. Shea-Simonds K. Mapplebeck D. Waterman W. J. Meacock N. J. Forster J. T. Crocker P. J. Prior (C o-opted Member) I. B. W right (C o-opted Member) Deployment Bag a. It was reported that Irvin GB Ltd. w ould have a new light weight deploym ent bag ready in tw o to three weeks and this w ould be passed on to Mr. Meacock fo r trials. There was agreem ent that the supply of a suitable bag was urgent and that the requirem ent would be in the order of 200 bags. The cost per bag would be £12 to £15, depending on the num ber ordered. Mr. Mapplebeck stated that his requirement would be two fold, static-line and freefall use. Mr. Eastley pointed out that the bag produced by Irvin would be intended fo r static-line use and any other form of use w ould have to be a m atter for the user and the BPA. IN ATTENDANCE Sqn. Ldr. W. Paul (Secretary-G eneral BPA) D. T. H ickling (Peak D istrict Para Club) D. Orton (Peak D istrict Para Club) G. Eastley (Irvin GB Ltd.) Item 63 PREVIOUS MINUTES & MATTERS ARISING Proposed: J. T. Crocker. Seconded: W. J. Meacock. Minutes of 25th September be accepted. Carried. Matters Arising a. National Coach/Safety Officer. The Sec-Gen reported that he had been informed verbally by Mr. R. Hiatt that because of changes in his personal circum stances he was not now in a position to accept the post of National Coach/Safety O fficer. It was agreed that the vacant post be advertised again but in the meantime the Sec-Gen w ould investigate the salary structure with the Sports Council. b. Use of Service Airfields. A list of Services A irfields put fo r ward as being of interest to clubs would shortly be forwarded to the MOD for consideration. c. National Championships— Relative. The Sec-Gen reported that the National Cham pionships — Relative had been held at Halfpenny Green over the tw o week-ends 28/29 Septem ber and 5/6 October. Because of adverse weather, a result had been possible only in the 4-Man Sequential Event and the Bulmer Strongbow Salver had been presented to the w inning team — the RAFSPA. It was confirm ed that the Salver was fo r presenta tion annually and be held by the w inning team fo r one year. In the case of the 10-Man Star Event, Mr. C rocker had been able to purchase a trophy (£46.44) in tim e fo r presentation but as the event did not take place, the troph y was presented to the Managing Director of ‘Endrust’ to hold till the 1975 Championships. Mr. Batchelor, on a point of order, referred to the fact that he and Mr. Crocker had been asked to look into the provision and cost of a suitable trophy for the 10-Man Event with a view to presenta tion at the AGM. Such a trophy had in fact been purchased and presented at the Nationals w ith ou t any furthe r reference to him self. Mr. Crocker apologised fo r what seems to have been a misunderstanding — it was his im pression that only in the event of not being able to purchase a troph y in tim e for presentation at the Cham pionships would the alternative of presenting it at the AGM be adopted. He had in all good faith gone ahead and found a suitable trophy and arranged the purchase through the BPA office. The Chairman acknowledged Mr. Batchelor’s point of order and apologised fo r the m isunderstanding. d. Safety and Training Committee Report. Mr. Crocker reported that at the last meeting of the S & TC, the review o f tw othirds of the Regulations had been com pleted. The rem aining one-third would be reviewed at the next meeting on 13 November at Birmingham. The full review should be available for the next Council Meeting when a decision would be required on the method of com pilation and distribu tion. On the question of a Hand-out to clubs concerning em ergency action in event o f an incident involving Power Cables Mr. C rocker reported that this had not as yet gone out to clubs but was basically as had been discussed in S&TC, namely that clubs should be aware of the emergency number of the local E le ctricity Board and in event of an incident no equipm ent should be touched until the arrival of the E lectricity Emergency Service. In the case of displays, the DZ C ontroller and one or more of the jum pers should be aware of the emergency telephone of the electricity board in the area. The Chairman in referring to Electrified Railway Lines, pointed out that his club was affected by such lines in that exits were from tim e to tim e made over the lines. Mr. C rocker stated that APOLOGIES T. Frieberg (M anaging D irector Irvin GB Ltd) P. W. Sherman It was agreed to depart from the scheduled sequence of the Agenda to perm it the early departure of Mr. Eastley and the members representing the Peak D istrict Para Club. Item 61 PEAK DISTRICT PARACHUTE CLUB Mr. H ickling outlined the present position of the Peak District Para Club concerning its pending appeal against a decision which had refused the club the use of Ashbourne Aerodrom e for take-offs and landings of light aircraft engaged in sport para ch u tin g — the appeal is due to be heard in February 1975. He also outlined the position as related to the serving on the club of a Notice requiring Abatem ent o f Nuisance under the Public Health Act, 1963, Sec. 93 (Copies of related correspondence had previously been distributed to all members of C ouncil). There was general agreement as to how the club now act in response to the Notice and it was suggested that the club seek further advice on the po ssibility of subm itting a new Application for Planning Permission. Mr. Crocker would write inform ally to Mr. H ickling on the matter. The club representatives were assured that the BPA would help in any way possible and on a proposal by Mr. Shea-Simonds seconded by Mr. Waterman, the meeting unanim ously agreed that financial support towards legal costs would be forthcom ing in the form o f a grant and/or loan — the amounts involved would be decided when the club made application. It was also agreed that the guidance of the Sports C ouncil would be sought. Item 62 STUDENT CANOPIES & BAG DEPLOYMENT The Chairman thanked Mr. G ordon Eastley of Irvin GB Ltd. for attending the Council Meeting and the preceding discussions with Council Members. The Chairman outlined the discussions as follows Student Canopies a. To design, research and develop a new hem -rigged canopy as had been specified was not considered to be a viable pro position. b. Irvin GB Ltd could provide the Skyranger in LL configuration at a cost of £100 each fo r the first 30 and £112 each for the remainder in any order over 30. These prices would remain for the next three m onths and took into account the fact that the Approved Agent had agreed to a direct supply to the BPA. It was agreed that clubs be asked to subm it to BPA their require ments for ‘student’ canopies in order that the total requirements can be assessed. In view of the seriousness of the present supply situation, and the inflated costs, it was agreed that some form of subsidy may be necessary and that an approach be made to the Sports Council to ascertain if grant aid assistance could be avail able. 24 itw a s his view that the scheme to take the 1,179 sq. ft. was a good one. The other costs necessary to becom e installed would be for partitioning at about £9 per foot run, plus electrical fitting s and cleaning costs. Mr. Crocker agreed that it seemed acceptable but felt there was perhaps a case fo r going back to the Sports Council to see if they would grant 75% of the rent fo r the total area of 1,179. The Sec-Gen had reservations about such a move since the Sports Council was applying a firm policy and form at which would be applied not only to BPA but to any other Body in sim ilar circumstances. A common ‘yard stick’ was being applied based on an area per employee and the usual storage requirements. It was the view of the meeting that the Sec-Gen make another approach to the Sports Council as indicated by Mr. Crocker but that this should not hold up progress in accepting the 1,179 sq. ft. area as recommended. Mr. C rocker advised that nothing should be signed until the confirm ation has been received in w riting from the Sports C o u n c il— the Sec-Gen expected this to arrive soon. It was proposed by Mr. St. John and seconded by Mr. SheaSimonds that the BPA offices be moved into the 1,179 sq. ft. area at Kim berley House, Leicester, at a rent of £1.45 per sq. ft. plus rates and services and that the necessary contract be signed, sub ject to receipt of the letter of confirm ation from the Sports Council. The proposal was unanim ously approved. Mr. Crocker referred to the fact that during the original dis cussions with the owners of Kim berley House we had been successful in obtaining a rent-free period up till 24th December; in view of the delay which been unavoidable the rent free period had of course reduced and there may now be a case to go back and see if the period could be extended. The Sec-Gen reported that he now had a buyer for his present house and that he had entered into negotiations to purchase another house in the Leicester area. He reminded the meeting that it had been agreed that in event of the two transactions not being com pleted sim ultaneously, the BPA would assist with finance to perm it his move to Leicester; it now seemed that such assistance would not be required but asked that the option be left open. This was agreed. j. Riggers Products Liability Insurance. The Sec-Gen reported that a furthe r two riggers had now taken advantage of the policy and the premium cost per rigger would be reduced accordingly. the reason fo r not pursuing the m atter w ith British Rail was that it may in fact create a ‘storm ’ w ith disasterous results which were not warranted by the lim ited risk. Mr. Crocker reported on correspondence to date on the question of the GQ Protector Reserve P arachute— he had received what he considered to be ineffective and evasive answers to his enquiriesfrom the M anufacturer and Boscombe Down. It was his view that every possible pressure must be brought to bear on whatever sources necessary fo r relevant inform ation to be released to the BPA. If there exists any inform ation w hich reveals any form of deficiency in the GQ Protector then there is a moral obligation for it to be made known to other users. The Sec-Gen reported that he was aware from telephone calls that the matter was being dealt w ith at the MOD. It was agreed that Mr. Prior would again take the matter up w ith the VAG. e. Annual General Meeting. The Sec-Gen reported that all rele vant papers had gone out to members in the last issue of ‘Sport Parachutist’ and form s indicating attendance, accom m odation and meal requirem ents had started to come in. The Chairman asked if the new Carl Boenish film would be shown at the AGM but the Sec-Gen indicated that it was not yet available from USA — an order had been placed fo r early delivery of the film . f. Public Relations. Mr. W aterman reported on his meeting with Mr. Regan, The Sports C ouncil PRO. From the broad outline discussions, it was felt assistance could possibly be available for printing a BPA P ublicity Poster and a New Brochure, and in arranging fo r the BPA P ublicity Exhibition to be displayed at Crystal Palace National Centre. In answer to the Chairm an, Mr. Waterman stated he had not raised the m atter of possible assist ance with the printing of BPA Regulations but would raise this at the next opportunity. Mr. Waterman would be m aintaining personal contact with the PRO and had arranged fo r interested persons at the Sports C ouncil to see film s about parachuting in order to give them a w ider insight of what is involved in the sport. Mr. Waterman also reported that he was about to start w ork fo r a Daily Telegraph ‘How T o’ feature on parachuting w hich should be published in about tw o m o n th s— Mr. Shea-Simonds asked if there was any possibility of publication being delayed till the spring when it would be of more value to the sport. Mr. Waterman pointed out that he had no control over the date of publication but he would certainly make the point w ith the publishers. Mr. Waterman stated that he was currently talking w ith various Television A uthorities concerning the possibility of producing a docum entary film of the British Teams involvement in the W orld C ham pionships (Relative) to be held in West Germany in 1975. Item 64 CALENDAR OF EVENTS— 1975 The meeting considered a Calendar of Events fo r 1975. It was agreed that it was im practicable at this stage to include Instructor Potential and Examination Courses but every effort would be made to encourage clubs to give as much advance inform ation as possible to the Sec-Gen. g. World Championships — Hungary 1974. The Sec-Gen reported that he had not yet received a report from Wg. Cdr. Johnson as the Head of Delegation — another letter had been sent. The Team Coach, W /O. Peacock had stated that a report would be subm itted — this was still awaited. The Sec-Gen w ould produce a Balance Sheet on the Cham pionships fo r the next Council Meeting. Mr. Batchelor referred to the article by Dave Waugh on the W orld Cham pionships which had appeared in ‘Sport Parachutist’ — he understood that the ‘Editorial Pen' had been exercised on the article. Mr. Shea-Simonds, as Editor of ‘Sport Parachutist’ agreed that he had cut out certain stories in the article which had no direct relevance to the W orld Cham pionships and felt that the publication of some five and a half pages of print, which incidently had to be in smaller than normal print to get it all into the issue. Mr. Shea-Simonds fu lly appreciated Mr. Waugh's efforts in pro viding the article but there were tim es as Editor when he had to exercise his Editorial right and cut some articles. h. BPA Offices. The Sec-Gen reported that subsequent to the last meeting Mr. Crocker, Mr. Meacock and him self had visited Kimberley House and viewed the office areas available. As a-result of the visit and discussions with the representative of the owners, it had been agreed to follow up the po ssibility of renting an area of some 1,500 sq. feet. Subsequent approach to the Sports Council fo r a ruling produced an estimate of an allowance of 1,000 sq. ft. against which 75% of the rent would be paid. This would have left BPA with a rent bill of some £1,535 per annum. In view of the estimate from the Sports Council, Mr. SheaSimonds, Mr. Batchelor and the Chairman of BPA visited Kim berley House to review the situation and decided to recom mend to C ouncil that a sm aller area of 1,179 sq. ft. would be suitable fo r ou r needs. On the estimated sq. footage from the Sports Council the cost to BPA would be £966 per annum. The Chairman inform ed the m eeting of his visit to Kim berley H ouse— it was agreed that the Calendar include the follow ing events plus any other main events which the Sec-Gen can in c lu d e : Arm y Championships National Relative Cham pionships Scottish Championships Rhine Arm y Cham pionships National S tyle/Accuracy Cham pionships W orld Relative Cham pionships French National Cham pionships Austrian Relative International Meet A driatic Cup Halfpenny Green Meet Thruxton Meet Duck End Meet It was agreed that the National Cham pionships Relative and Style/A ccuracy would be run as separate meets, each over a ten day p e rio d — the suggested dates being, Relative 1 7 — 26 May and Style/A ccuracy 16— 25 August. The Sec-Gen would check the dates of the listed events and draw up the 1975 Calendar. In discussing the National Cham pionships, itw a s agreed to set up a Com petition Sub-Com m ittee and, subject to their accepting, the follow ing members were suggested: M. J. O ’Brien — Chairman, D. Waterman, D. I. Waugh, W. J. Meacock, K. Mapplebeck. Sgt. Mapplebeck offered to make a prelim inary approach to the RAF concerning the possibility of using W eston-on-the-Green for phases of the National Cham pionships. 25 next meeting would be in London and the fo llow ing meeting would be in Leicester. OTHER BUSINESS Item 65 PURCHASE OF AN AIRCRAFT The meeting discussed a paper presented by Mr. Waterman and previously distributed to Council Members. There was general agreement that there was a need for an aircraft and that a sub com m ittee should be set up and tasked with producing a case for submission in support of grant aid toward the purchase of an aircraft and to conduct a feasibility study of how the aircraft would be utilised, financed and controlled. The follow ing, subject to their acceptance, were suggested as members of the sub com m ittee: G. C. P. Shea-Simonds, D. Waterman, W. J. Meacock, A. J. Unwin. Item 67 FATAL ACCIDENTS It was reported that Boards of Inquiry had been set up to investi gate the two recent fatal accidents, one at Halfpenny Green and one at Thruxton. The findings of the Boards were not yet to hand but should be with the Sec-Gen and Chairman of the STC w ithin the next week. WANTED A vacancy exists fo ra Item 66 VENUES FOR CO UNCIL MEETINGS The Chairman noted that despite the previous agreement to alternate the venue fo r Council Meetings, the present meeting which under this arrangem ent should have been in London was scheduled for Leicester. It was his view that despite the plan to move the BPA HQ's to Leicester, we should continue to alternate the venue between London and Leicester. The original agree ment was based on fairness to those members in the Midlands and the North — we must now apply the same reasoning fo r the benefit of those members from the South. It was agreed that the Chief Parachute Instructor/Manager at a fu ll tim e centre. G ood salary and p ro sp e cts fo r an e n e rg e tic and e n th u s ia s tic in s tru c to r. W rite: Box 1, S p o rt P arachutist, 60 E asterly C rescent, Leeds LS8 2SG Farkle Family 11-man p h o to — C arl B oenish 26 A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE ACROPOLIS... It was one o f those days w hen life, it seems, is really w o rth livin g ; a day w h ic h w o u ld m ake o th e r days seem dull. The sun was q u ite hot a lth o u g h it was s till o n ly early. I reflected th a t, a c o u p le o f w eeks earlier, we had left a drab, c lo u d y E ngland, held up tw o fin g e rs to o ver drafts, gas bills, etc., and d rive n so u th in search o f sand, sea and a decent clim a te . So this p a rtic u la r day had seen us up at dawn u n d e r a blue G reek sky. W e’d cam ped o v e rn ig h t in the m o u n ta in s but a hot cup o f P.G. (the tea yo u can really taste!) soon took the ch ill away. It was d o w n h ill to A th e n s and we were soon heading along the m o to rw a y th ro u g h th e suburbs o f that city. He looked astonished and then sm iled a to o th y sm ile. S till lo o k in g as th o u g h he c o u ld n ’t believe it, he made m o tio n s o f fo lk leaping g a ily o u t o f aeroplanes, canopies b illo w in g open, etc., we fre n z ie d ly a nsw ering ‘yes’ to eve ryth in g and, w hen he was at last co n vin ced , sign alled us to wait. “ T e le p h o n e ” he said. I was q u ite relieved to have g o t th ro u g h to him and m y m ind was w a n d erin g , m u llin g over the p o s s ib ilitie s . . . W ell I w o n ’t bore you w ith the trivia . A few m inutes later, an ‘o ffic e r’, fo r w ant o f m ore a ccurate in fo rm a tio n , appeared, a n n o u n ce d th a t he c o u ld speak a little E nglish, and co u ld he see m y log bo o k? M odest th o u g h I am, lads, I m ust say th a t he seemed m ig h ty im pressed, n o d d in g his head w isely, w h ile m ine was sw e llin g to tw ic e its n o rm a l size. It s u d d e n ly struck me th a t perhaps he was th in k in g the a ltitu d e co lu m n was in metres, in w h ich case 7 0 0 0 ft w o u ld take on grandiose, Jo h n N oakes p ro p o rtio n s . . . O ops! I e xp la in e d and he looked relieved. N evertheless, he was q u ite frie n d ly and said that this was an A rm y P arachute S ch o o l, th e y d id n 't ju m p here and, no, there w e re n ’t any c iv ilia n c lu b s in Greece. Ju lie and I had been lis te n in g e xp e c ta n tly and it was at th is p o in t that so m e th in g seemed to go w ro n g ; I m ust confess to a little d isa p p o in tm e n t. Now G reek drive rs are p re tty w ild at the best o f tim es; so you can im a gin e th a t it takes a deal o f c o n c e n tra tio n to steer cle a r o f buses, taxis, ox carts, donkeys, etc., w h ile Ju lie was try in g hard to in te rp re t the various road signs. Also, y o u ’ll ap p re cia te that, in the m idst o f th is p ro fu s io n o f noise and co lo u r, a sm all blu e sig n stu ck on a post at the side o f the road sh o u ld , o rd in a rily , a ttra c t little a tte n tio n . Indeed, it is d o u b tfu l w h e th e r one p e rce n t o f the h u ndreds of com m ute rs, w h o m ust pass here daily, had ever realised its e xiste n ce , let alo n e pondered upon its sig n ifica n ce . But, lads, as we all know , a p a ra c h u tis t is a p a ra ch u tist, is a ......; and when I e xp la in th a t th e sym bol on th a t sm all blue sign in the du st by the side o f the main road into A thens, was a sm all w h ite ca n o p y w ith an e q u a lly sm all arrow p o in tin g over to the rig h t, a lig h t o f u n d e rsta n d in g w ill, I'm sure, begin to g lo w in y o u r eyes. “ N ow w h a t,” I began, “ is that d o in g here . . .” Julie, w ho had been busy tra n s fo rm in g alphas and thetas in to A th im a i lo o ke d up: "P ardon?” But I was som ew here else. O ne's in s tin c tiv e re a ctio n is to slam on the a n ch o rs but, be in g p ursued by a fo rty -to n T.I.R. w agon, it w a s n ’t such a goo d idea after all. A nyw ay, m anaged to pull over and reverse to w a rd s th is c u rio u s m otif, ig n o rin g d is a p p ro v in g ca r horns and mad G reeks shaking th e ir fists. A gla nce at the sce n e ry in th e d ire c tio n in d ica ted by the arrow , w asn't to o e n c o u ra g in g ; the sea, skyscrapers, oil refineries, etc., d id n 't seem to leave m uch room fo r this im ag inary D.Z. H ow ever, we reached the sign and, sure enough, there it was, a ca n o p y, c o m p le te w ith a rro w p o in tin g dow n a ro ugh tra ck. No d o u b t abo u t it. D e fin ite ly a parachute. The track led fo r q u a rte r o f a m ile past a few ram shackle houses and then opened o u t to reveal a high, w h ite w all, topp ed w ith barbed w ire. T h e re was an o p e n in g in it, by way of an entran ce to w h a t lay beyond, guarded by a so ld ie r and a lift-u p typ e barrier. He looked w ary as we a pproached. “ P arachute c lu b ? ” I asked te n ta tive ly. He spread his hands o u t and shook his head q u e stio n in g ly. “ Speak E n g lish ? ” “ N o .” Then I rem em bered m y log bo o k in the van. “ A h ” he said, as he realised w hat it was, and said so m ething that seem ed to mean ‘yo u are p a ra c h u tis ts ? ’ You see, folks, as fa ith fu l S.P. readers, we had been b ro u g h t up on the n o tio n th a t B ritis h para ch u tists, w hen vis itin g overseas, w ere tre a te d w ith som e reverence. W hen one arrives at a fo re ig n D.Z. cold and h u n g ry at m id n ig h t, a w arm g re e tin g aw aits one; the w h isky is b ro u g h t out, steaks slu n g over the s till-g lo w in g em bers, tales are to ld and new frie n d s are made. S im ila rly, when one arrives at a Greek A rm y p a rachute sch o ol, one is invited to ju m p at th e ir D.Z., o r at least asked into the mess fo r a d rin k ! So it cam e as som ew hat of a b lo w w hen he shook hands, bid us farew ell and the little c ro w d o f soldiers, w ho had gathered round, disappeared. H owever, as I said, the sun was s h in in g , A th e n s aw aited and we had o th e r th in g s to th in k a bout. A fte r all, lad, I kept saying to m yself, th is isn't a p a ra c h u tin g holiday, yer know ! T o o late, th o u g h . The seed had been sown. We had a good tim e on C rete a lth o u g h it was about th is tim e that a n a g ging ru m b le fro m the back axle decided to m anifest itself. T hree oil changes had failed to cure it in its early stages on the trip fro m E ngland, and the Greek roads had co m p o u n d e d the in ju ry , w ith the result that we w ere reduced to 20 m .p.h. w ith o u t the van shaking itse lf to bits. T im e to th in k a b o u t the trip back th ro u g h Yugoslavia Hang on th o u g h , lads, me brain, also, had had a nagging ru m b le fo r som e tim e now (yes, yes, we know ...) w h ich , at the th o u g h t o f Y ugoslavia, tw ig g e d, flip p e d , tw itch e d or w hatever the e xpression is. W asn't th a t w here the W orld C h a m p io n sh ip s were held som e years back? Was it B led? O ut w ith the m aps and, indeed, it was Bled, or, rather, there was a place called Bled not to o fa r o u t o f the way. T h is was it The last few w eeks had had a sort o f aim less, w a n d erin g air abo u t them , but, now , all was changed. We, o r rather, I, had a purpose, a goal to go for. 27 H ot fo o t up the Y ugoslavian coast at a sedate 20 m.p.h. and a fter six days the end was in sig h t! F riday evening and tw o kilom etres to go. “ T h e re ’s a plane up th e re ’’. “ Uh h u h ” , says I. “ It’s tw itc h in g its ta il” , and before you co u ld say ‘G et us on the next lift’ we w ere out o f the car ju s t in tim e to see tw o b rig h tly co lo u re d P C -type th in g u m y jig s , cra ck open. A sig h t to behold. B ut not fo r to o long, th o u g h ! “ You speak E n g lis h ? ” Here we go again. O u t w ith the log book. A bit su rly th is lot. N o t im pressed — th e y co u ld o b vio u sly tell a fo o t fro m a m etre, p ro b a b ly d ivid e d by five, to boot! Found som eone to ask the in s tru c to r if it was possible fo r me to jum p. He w e n t aw ay to ask his boss w ho, like ly as not, g o t on the ’phone to local Party headquarters, D isp a tch in g o f F oreigners fro m the P eoples’ A irc ra ft D epartm ent. Had a look round. G rand D.Z. A ll local gear, m in i system s, the lot. Q u ite im pressive. “It is not possible fo r fo re ig n e rs to p a rachute in Y ugoslavia.” Oh well. One be tte r than G reece — at least th e y have clubs here. You m ay th in k that, a fte r all th is e ffo rt, o u r tw o w o rth y heroes w ou ld call it a day, th ro w in the stream er, and speed o ff hom e (at a steady 20 m .p.h. o f co u rse !). Not so! You see, fo lks, one of them had let slip a vital clue as to the w h e re a b o u ts of a n o th e r clu b , not to o far away, in Italy. O ut w ith the m aps again. R onci, a sm all ae rodrom e som ew hat akin to H eathrow . S aturday d in n e r tim e (oh, a lrig h t then, ‘lu n c h ’ if you m ust!) and, sure enough, there was a ju m p c lu b (R.W. o n ly); we w ere given a w arm w e lco m e from , as fo rtu n e w ould have it, an A m e rica n servicem an s ta tio n e d in Italy. Log book, lice nce O.K. "In su ra n ce ? " he enquired. “ C ertainly. B.P.A. V alid w o rld -w id e .” T h is was better! B u tte rflie s (nay, p a p illo n s !) in the turn. It was all co m in g back. It was C aesar (so rry to get in te rle k c h o o l, lads, grade seven Latin ‘O' level!) that said it: ‘W hen the G ods w ish to bring the d o w n fa ll o f a man, th e y firs t b u ild him up; th u s he has fu rth e r to fa ll! L o g ica l really. C ru n c h ! ‘‘W here does it say th a t? " “ W h a t? ” “ V alid w o rld -w id e " T he lads w ere very sym p a th e tic. N ot fo r us, they insisted, but the A irp o rt A u th o rity was m e tic u lo u s a b o u t m atters of insurance. A lesson to be learnt, so be w arned! T hey were frie n d ly fo lk and assured me th a t I w o u ld have no tro u b le ju m p in g at an o rd in a ry F.A.I. licensed clu b (w hich they w e re n 't at R onci). ‘G o riz ia ’ was the cry, several m iles away. So, in o rd e r to get there fo r an early start on Sunday, we bid them farew ell and eased o ff up the road. C o n tra ry to w ha t you w o u ld th in k, the fa ct th a t no one had m en tion ed th a t th e y o n ly jum ped at G o rizia on a S aturday did not deter us (sorry, ‘m e’ !) in the least. A fte r all, I now had a long list o f ‘p o te n tia l’ clu b s and I m eant iO b l— y w ell ju m p at one . . . And so, fo r one reason o r another, next w eekend fo u n d us in Florence w h ich , you guessed it, lads, was high on the list o f ‘p o ssib les’. S a tu rd a y daw ned b rig h t and clear; we were at the a irp o rt at nine o ’clo ck. N ot a P.C. to be seen. “ I d o n 't like it, S lim , it's to o q u ie t!” Found R eception and d e cided on a d ire c t a p p roach. “ You speaka-da-E nglish, g rin g o ? Est-ce q u 'il y a ein c lu b p a ra ca d u tissm o ? ” q u ic k flash o f the log b o o k to rub it in. He pondered aw hile. “ P aracadutissm o? S i” B ut he was n o t to be draw n and it to o k som e m inu tes of c a jo lin g before he w o u ld te ll us th a t th e y d id n ’t start u n til one o ’clo c k ! O ne o ’c lo c k ! Im agine it! Back again at the a p p o in te d hour, the a irp o rt b u ild in g seemed even m ore deserted than before. No one about so we stro lle d o ver to one o f the hangars. A ha! T here th e y were, lu rkin g behind som e p a ckin g tables! However, we w ere w ell received and, a fte r loo king th ro u g h log books, etc., (J u lie d id n ’t have hers so c o u ld n ’t ju m p ) I was given a g re a t big w h ite (w ait fo r it, no, not a Leeds Uni 32 fo o te r!) e x -M ilita ry rig, m ade in Italy, to pack. W hat a size! I sh o u ld c e rta in ly get m y m o neys’ w o rth since it m ust have been m ade to c a rry th re e o r fo u r tim es my w e ig h t! B u ilt so m e w h a t on the lines o f an o ve r grow n P apillon but s lig h tly m ore m essy to pack. S om eone came over every so often to see th a t I was g e ttin g on OK but, all the same, it makes you w a n t to go o u t w ith the capew ell covers already do w n in o rd e r to save tim e! H alf past three and all was ready. I’d been given the d u b io u s h o n o u r o f being on the firs t lift alo n g w ith an o th e r fe llo w (112 jum ps) w h o was d is p a tc h in g a girl static line stu d e n t on her th ird ju m p ! W ent on the scro u n g e and was loaned an altim e ter, graduated in m etres (did yo u m u ltip ly by three, o r was it fiv e ? !!), a stopw atch, g raduated in h u n d re d th s o f a m in u te (?!), an oversize helm et and the in s tru c to r’s paraboots! W hat a grand chap! O ff we went, then. 800m , a nod from the ju m p m a ste r and th e g irl, w h o co u ld o n ly have been a b o u t fifte en, tried to haul herself o u t of the 172. H owever, the p ilo t d id n ’t seem to believe in th ro ttlin g -b a c k the e n g ine , w ith the result that she fell o ff backw ards. T h is fe lla ’s s p o ttin g te c h n iq u e was re a lly c o o l! No s ittin g w ith stream ing eyes in a d ra u g h ty d o o rw a y. Oh no! A nice w arm seat up the fro n t (the plane was c alle d an Oscar, m ig h ty s im ila r to a 172, but an e x it d o o r b e h ind the p ilo t) and an odd glance o u t o f the w in d o w was all he needed! Oh well, p le n ty o f open space. 1500m . O u t yer go, son, n o th in g d ra m a tic now. S u rp rise d m yse lf w ith a nice clean ba cklo op and, zot, the T h in g opened. First tim e, to o ! Looked up to check it o u t but, w h ile m y head rotated backw ards O.K., the a fo re m e n tio n e d helm et d id n ’t, th u s g ivin g me a g o o d view o f the in sid e o f same! And so, folks, once again we had survived a fa ll fro m a fu lly serviceable a irc ra ft, in flig h t, w ith o u t the aid o f a safety-net. S eriously, th o u g h , if y o u 're in Italy, ru m o u r has it th a t there are a s u rp ris in g n u m b e r o f clu b s in m ost o f the n o rth e rn tow ns, at least. It is also said th a t there is even one on the Lido at Venice, S a tu rd a y a fte rn o o n s th a t is . . . JO H N BREWER, C 1290 SEASONAL IN S TR U C T O R W ANTED at the P e te rb o ro u g h P arachute C entre. T ele p h o n e Elton 490 o r P ete rb o ro u g h 240159 (B efore 22.00 hrs.) 28 LATER THOUGHTS ON THE PARACHUTISTS’ ALPHABET A d re n a lin , A d re n a lin goes p u m p in g th ro u g h y o u r body, W hen y o u r ca n o p y d o n ’t o pen o r it stream s o r lo o ks m ost odd. It’s a w o n d ro u s useful substance. F or it q u icke n s up y o u r nerve. F or the q u ic k re a ctio n cutaw ay. A nd dive fo r the reserve. B o ttle, b o ttle , b o ttle sm all. D.O .Es all sh o u ld save, ’Cos the w ild ly fearless ju m p e r is a m enace and a knave. H e’ll ju m p fro m to o lo w a height. In w in d speeds fa r to o high. D.Z. c o n tro lle rs nig h tm a re. A m ick e y m ouse ty p e guy. Yes, a sm all a m o u n t o f b ottle. Keeps yo u steady on the clim b . It’s a h e a lth y ap prehension. In the b a ckg ro u n d , all th e tim e. C is th e c a n o p y — u s u a lly it’s ro u n d . The square ones are fla sh ie r. B u t n o t h a lf so sound. M a lfu n c tio n rates h ig h e r p e rce n ta g e o f leaps, Than in all y o u r c o n ic a l ragged o ld heaps. D w as fo r D e lta — I’m bored w ith th is to p ic , L e t’s talk a b o u t e ffo rt— le t’s hope th a t y o u ’ve g o t it. E was fo r E ffort, it s till stands fo r that, W he ther p ra ctisin g g o o d P.L.F’s on the mat O r d o in g a series. P ra ctisin g style. It’s a sine qua non* and it com es by the mile. (*D o n o t fear, g e n tle reader, w h a t th is is about, It’s a Latin tag m eaning “ W ith o u t w h ic h th e re ’s n o w t” ). W hen rh ym in g F one w o nders In th is sexy ridden age W h e th e r A n g lo -S a x o n usage S h o uld invade th is v irg in page. It w as fin a lly decided T h a t th o u g h lu ck is easy scanned. T h a t F m u ch b e tte r s to o d fo r Free fa ll ju m p in g n ic e ly planned. Oh, the G ra b b in g and c o m ic a l g ra p p le o f pin man rig h t at th e start. It’s a base m an’s penn a n ce su ffe re d F or the sake o f th e s ta r b u ild e rs art W ith co n seq uetive re p e titio n . Even up to a big sized star. The a lte rn a tive m iss we w o n ’t m e n tio n The g ra p p le is be tte r by far. H e ig h t is a s u b je c t on w h ic h m u ch is said It’s rig h t and it’s p ro p e r to d in in to y o u r head. T h a t w ith o u t th is requisite, Y o u’ll su re ly be dead. I was the idea o f m iles per hour. A t one h u n d re d and tw e n ty, rem em ber, you show er. T h is s ta tis tic o f fu ll spread at te rm in a l V. (It’s faster in o th e r p o s itio n s , y o u ’ll see) Fifteen seco nds o r less th o u g h now it is reckoned As so m any m etres o f free fa ll per second. I is also in s tru c to r— a jo b he does fine D espatchin g his stu d e n ts by s tro n g s ta tic line. He d o e sn ’t preside at a s tu d e n ts ’ co n ve n tio n , He w o rks like a b lack and he m erits a m ention. J is the ju m p s h ip — it’s also fo r je rk, As y o u r ca n o p y blossom s above, and a s p u rt o f A d re n a lin — H ey! W e’ve rh ym e d th is already, Let’s go on to K w h ic h is keenness all steady. W hen c lo u d s are lo w w ith o cta s e ig h t A nd w in d speeds all th e day to o great. It's n igh im p o ssib le upo n th is scene To stay, appear to be, and be, q u ite keen. Repack, do m in o r mods. A nd w ait, and chat, and lie to bods O f h a iry jum ps. You w a it in vain u n til n ig h t com es. And now it’s booze tim e — d ru n k e n bum s! L is fo r L o fty the rig g e r m ark one. W ho can b u ild you up a n y th in g u n d e r the sun, I suppose fo r such rig g e rs th is isn ’t s u rp ris in g , (W ho cares if I’m g u ilty o f free a d ve rtisin g ). Oh dreaded M a lfu n c tio n w h o n o b o d y loves W e’ll h andle th is s u b je c t w ith w h ite kid gloves You s h o u ld n ’t be ha p p e n in g at all any day, M a lfu n c tio n — k in d ly go away. N is fo r noose, th e ju m p e rs best mate If you have it, do use it, b efore it’s to o late If you lack it, ju s t pack it In, s k y ’s n o t fo r you G et on w ith y o u r k n ittin g , p la in one and pearl tw o. 0 I said was 'o rrib le , pray d o n ’t m y s p e llin g m ock It co u ld e q u a lly be sta n d in g fo r th e T.V. o p e n in g shock ’O w ever if y o u r e d d ic a tio n is p o sh e r m uch than m ine Ju st keep y o u r b lo o d y tra p s h u t— to me it’s all the sime. P was the pa cke r a -p a tie n tly p a ckin g It's a p ity it c o u ld n ’t be Z fo r a -za p p in g H ow ever the rules are w e ll k n o w n — th e y ’re o ld hat Z ’s the last letter, you c a n ’t a lte r that. 1 do not th in k we w ish to hear A ny m ore a b o u t the Q ueer From him D .Z ’s q u ite w ell preserved H is bum s rush o ff it w ell deserved. R stands fo r re g im e n tal co c k -u p . O f k it m ixed up in the D.Z. lo c k -u p . Som e o f y o u rs and som e o f m ine. Som e p a ra c lu b s — here’s s ta tic line. W rapped ro und a rig th a t's le ft to pack. O dd b o o ts and helm ets in the stack O f s u n d rie s — o rder, please descend. G od h elp us all com e n e xt w eek e n d ! R’s also re lly — th is dear to m y heart I c o u ld w ax q u ite lo c q u a c io u s c o n c e rn in g th is art Space is lim ite d lu c k ily , so as y o u w ill guess I’ll a d m it it’s m y fa v o u rite and pass on to ‘S’. S is fo r stu d e n ts all tro u se rs and b o o ts Pink w ith em barrassm ent sta n d in g in g ro u p s. C h a ttin g to o casually, la u g h in g to o loud. T ry in g to lose them selves in th e loose crow d. D o n ’t fo rg e t— but re m em ber in s p ite o f th is verse In o u r tim e w hen w e started, We w ere several tim e s worse. So d o not despise them , c o n tra ry w is e prize them C osset and co m fo rt, e n co u ra g e them all T h e y ’ll p ro g re ss th a t m uch fa ste r In sp le n d id free fall. T stood fo r te rro r, p u t th a t in to y o u r pipe S m oke it and co n sid er, w h a te ve r be y o u r typ e Ponder d e e p ly and refer to B. Perhaps its re a lly n o t all. T h a t p e rtin e n t ju st n o w -a-days, let call th e su b je ct “ B o tta l” ! U n d e rg ro u n d , u n d e rg ro u n d , V. & T ’s u n s m ilin g face A t Big J a ke ’s m on u m e nt, at Low P ullers resting place A ltim e te rs enem y. M ental c o u n tin g s foe. It’s alw ays there a w a itin g you Sky d ivers woe. 29 The G reater B oobed b ird, Big J a ke ’s A m o ra ta Is V oice and T its — S h e — the g o rg e o u s to m a to (A) A m azonian fig u re u n fo rg e tta b le she. H urrah fo r the g la m o ro u s b ird V. & T. W was w hen, w ell I’ve n e a rly fin is h e d all M y verses a lph abetica l on the s u b je c t o f free fall, I’ve often changed th e m etre, som etim es the sca n sio n ’s weak. T he rh ym in g isn’t s tric t at all, and fre q u e n tly it's freak. H ow ever as m y ro ya ltie s d o n ’t b rin g me any pelf. If you w o u ld care to ch a lle n g e me, ju s t w rite som e fo r yourse lf. A t X, Y and Z I was very s h o rt o f tim e And farce and arse to g e th e r was m y last d e sp a irin g rhym e. My m use had alm ost had it, b u t th a t was h o u rs ago. Let’s c o n s id e r som e a lte ra tio n s, and have a n o th e r go. X could be X type, w h ic h is an a n c ie n t breed. O f serviceable can op y, ra th e r g o in g now to seed. Y could be yo u n g ste r in c a te g o ry one A pprehensive in the a irc ra ft as d e sp a tch in g is begun. It’s now his tu rn to c lim b outsid e , b u t how c o u ld he know . T h a t fo r him his life ’s b e g in n in g and then s u d d e n ly it's “ G O ” . Z ’s not erro genous, b u t fo r d ro p p in g zone, Full blooded pleasure here, it goes rig h t to the bone. The g a n g ’s all here, th e fu n ’s begun, the bug you've tru ly caught. 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(2). 26 They lead the world in our sport (5). 28 One who tells un truths (4). 29 18 down has suffered a reversal (2). 32 Sorrowful (3). 33 It would be rough if you were on your back at the tim e (7). 34 Digested (3). 35 Is this the way the do ctor works? (2). 39 Cut away (8). 41 Negative (2). 42 Suitable (3). 44 Canopies have been known to refuse to do this (4). 46 Like a bank account, when it’s in the red, you can expect harsh words (9). 47 W ith 29 Down, the home of ‘Boots by Cookey’ (7-5). 48 With 30 Down, a strong 2nd at the British 10 man star team meet (3-4). DOWN 1 M eacock’s stomping ground (6). 2 The States (3). 3 ‘Mayday’ or a call from the Sibson Star Team (3-4). 4 Spain & Portugal (6). 5 W ill keep your hernia under control (5). 6 Leaves wing tips in the ground (3-4). 7 They can tem porarily stopyou com ing down ( 8 ). 8 Fish (3). 9 Vermin (3). 10 R.W. tries to add yet another to the ‘m ilky way’ (4). 16 Wild revelry (4). 17 Throw your reserve into it (4). 18 I'm in charge says the soldier (2). 19 Us (2). 21 Is not a Detective Constable (10). 27 Beard of com. (3). 29 See 47 Across. 30 See 48 Across. 31 Slang W.D.I. Not to be confused w ith a partial ( 8 ). 36 Used in mastication (5). 37 Eating utensils (6). 38 Female deer (3). 40 To collect (5). 43 Physical exercise (2). 45 The refuse container has suffered a reversal (3). LOST OR STOLEN It is sad to have to re p o rt the fo llo w in g k it lost, p re su m e d s to le n : FOR SALE Mk. 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