Nonstop To Lawsuit City
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Nonstop To Lawsuit City
VOL III, Issue 7, April 6 – 19, 2016 Serving Up Journalistic Justice Since 2014 Nonstop To Lawsuit City Page 5 Trump/Cruz Contest Goes X-rated Page 13 APD Taser-mania Will Cost Taxpayers Page 11 New Cat Café Serves Java & Kitty Cuddles Page 21 Surf Beat: Dick Dale Tells All page 27 2 • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • ABQ FREE PRESS ABQ Free Press Pulp News NEWS compiled by abq free press staff PCs for the poor A top Apple executive recently mocked people using older computers. While showing off a new Apple display and camera, Apple’s head of marketing, Phil Schiller, took some digs at Windows and PC users, specifically the 600 million people using PCs more than five years old. “This is really sad,” Schiller said. C. Custer, reporter for Tech in Asia, criticized Schiller’s remarks: “Using the same machine for five years? How barbaric! Thank God we live in civilized society, where everyone throws their gadgets out and buys new ones every two years.” Donald’s grandpa Donald Trump’s family name was Drumpf when his grandfather Friedrich immigrated to the United States in 1885 and opened a brothel in New York City. Friedrich, who changed his name to Frederick Trump, followed the Klondike gold rush to the Yukon and ran brothels there, allowing customers to pay with gold dust. He returned to New York after a regional police crackdown on gambling, liquor and prostitution. In one of his books, Donald Trump wrote that the name Drumpf Tower “Doesn’t sound nearly as catchy.” Less yucky Boeing, which manufactures most U.S. airliners, has developed a new prototype airplane bathroom that sanitizes itself after each use by blasting the space with ultraviolet light that the manufacturer says kills 99.9 percent of all germs on the room’s surfaces in just three seconds. The prototype goes further: a bathroom vent on the floor to whisk away spilled liquids, and touch-free faucets, trash bins, toilet covers and flush handles. Previous advances by Boeing led to negative-pressure bathrooms that keep smells from permeating the airline cabin. Syrian spaceman If you don’t recognize the name Muhammed Faris, you should: In 1987, he became the first Arab cosmonaut. The Syrian, who spent seven days, 23 hours and five minutes in space on the Mir space station, returned a national hero and tried to convince Syria’s leader, Hafez al-Assad, to create a national space institute. The ruler said no. “He wanted to keep his people uneducated and divided, with limited understanding,” Faris told The U.K. newspaper, The Guardian. “That’s how dictators stay in power,” he said. Now, Faris is one of millions of Syrian refugees from the regime of al-Assad’s son, Bashar al-assad. Faris lives in Istanbul. Ka-blowie A Baltimore woman is suing the city for damages, including PTSD, after she was blown off her toilet by city sanitation workers using high-pressure hoses to clear a clogged sewer in her neighborhood. The blast exploded her toilet and sent her flying across her bathroom. She wants $250,000 for the emotional trauma she says the incident caused her. Internet privacy The Federal Communications Commission wants to crack down on Internet providers who see it as their right to record and sell your Internet browsing habits. The FCC wants companies to obtain explicit permission before they can sell your information to third parties, rather than including an assent in their terms of services. Providers argue the proposed rule will lead to higher user fees. On a similar note, users of the workplace collaboration app Slack may not realize that every keystroke they make while on Slack is saved in perpetuity, or until the account is deleted, meaning the messages are subject to subpoena and are accessible by employers. The growth of Slack will lead to “environments of total surveillance,” wrote Annalee Newitz of ArsTechnica.com. Fingered “Freddie Got Fingered,” a comedy movie on VHS, got a Concord, N.C., man arrested when a cop who pulled him over for a broken taillight found a 14-yearold warrant that he had never returned the movie to a store that no longer exists. “He goes, ‘Sir, I don’t know how to tell you this, but there’s a warrant for your arrest from 2002. Apparently, you rented a movie “Freddy Got Fingered” and you never returned it. … And we’re here to take you to jail,’” James Meyers said of the incident on a YouTube video he posted. Meyers was allowed to leave the scene and take his young daughter to school if he promised to surrender later in the day, which he did. He was arrested, handcuffed and released on a condition to appear April 27 in a local court. The alleged crime is a misdemeanor punishable by a fine of up to $200. Last chance for barbecue Texas businessman Roy Rose has plans to transform the Bastrop, Texas, “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” landmark Last Chance Gas Station from a creepy movie memory into an even more creepily named barbecue destination – We Slaughter Barbecue. According to KXAN in Austin, Rose and business partner Ari Lehman, who played Jason Voorhees in the first “Friday the 13th” film, are building a “horror barbecue resort” that will include cabins, a music stage, souvenirs and, of course, barbecue. Rose hopes to complete renovations and open the resort in late summer 2016. Phallus Fun In Kawasaki, Japan, it’s the start of an annual celebration called the Kanamara Matsuri, or “Steel Phallus.” Festival-goers sport penis-shaped purses and carry large penis-shaped Shinto shrines through the streets, and people eat penis-shaped lollipops and other penile edibles. The event, which started in 1977, has its roots in the 17th Century when a blacksmith built a steel monument to honor the deities of childbirth and fertility. This year, festival-goers can straddle a giant wooden phallus. As Ron Dicker of the Huff-Post website wrote, “Hey, what’s a festival without rides?” www.freeabq.com Editor: editor@freeabq.com Arts: samantha@freeabq.com News: dennis@freeabq.com Editor’s a&e Pick ABQ FREE PRESS • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • 3 A&E: Three to See On Twitter: @FreeABQ On Facebook: facebook.com/abqfreepress Want to Help New Mexico’s Wildlife? [Page 19] #ballet #Keshet Editor Dan Vukelich (505) 345-4080. Ext. 800 Back to ballet class — as an adult Associate Editor, News Dennis Domrzalski (505) 306-3260 Managing Editor/Arts Editor Samantha Anne Carrillo (505) 345-4080 ext. 804 [Page 22] #BeerTown #flights Online Editor Juani Hopwood (505) 345-4080 ext. 816, juani@freeabq.com The first rule of Flight Club is … Circulation Manager Steve Cabiedes (505) 345-4080 ext. 815 Design Terry Kocon, C.S. Tiefa [Page 23] #NMFilmFocus #HowardHamlin Photography Mark Bralley, Mark Holm, Juan Antonio Labreche, Liz Lopez, Adria Malcolm Patrick Fabian talks ‘Better Call Saul’ Staff Reporter Rene Thompson Contributors this issue Ty Bannerman, Lisa Barrow, Richard Faturechi, Gary Glasgow, Juani Hopwood, Mark Hopwood, Bill Hume, Ariane Jarocki, Dan Klein, Karie Luidens, Andy Lyman, Ian Maksik, Joe Monahan, Sayrah Namasté, Tom O’Connell, M. 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Box 6070 Albuquerque, NM 87197-6070 Publishers Will Ferguson and Dan Vukelich Cost of training manual: $25 M Cover Illustration Gary Glasgow Corrections policy: It is the policy of ABQ Free Press to correct errors in a timely fashion. Contact the editors at the email addresses on this page. Where to find our paper? List of more than 550 locations at freeabq.com (mammal training) Courtesy of artist uralist and tattoo artist Dave Briggs has been in the news lately for an international award that his iconic Astro-Zombies mural won. It’s actually the second time the mural of comic book heroes and villains has been acknowledged; the first win came in 2013. Briggs says he’s honored and especially appreciates an outpouring of support that followed a local newscast’s failure to mention his name in a story. After that report aired, local artists and their supporters shared it on social media, voicing concern over the fact the artist wasn’t named. Since that online outpouring of support, two other news stations have approached Briggs for interviews, offering him previously lacking media recognition. For an expanded version of this brief, visit freeabq.com Corrections: In a March 23 editorial by Dan Vukelich on a lack of government transparency in Albuquerque city government, the judge hearing a request by the Santa Fe Reporter for an injunction against Gov. Susana Martinez was misidentified. The judge is Santa Fe District Judge Sarah Singleton. Reserve your spot at wri.volunteer@gmail.com Join in Wildlife Rescue New Mexico’s efforts. Last year we cared for more than 2,000 wild animals. JOBS INCLUDE: • Feeding the animals • Receiving injured and orphaned animals • Transport • Cleaning cages, enclosures • Releasing birds back into the wild • Office and telephone help • Manning booths at shows, events SIGN UP TODAY! For more info, call: (505) 344-2500 columns/opinion 4 • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • ABQ FREE PRESS Eating Bark, Dirt and Trying To Make Texas Eat Crow BY M. BRIANNA STALLINGS H ello, my inquisitive citizens! This is The Sassy Lass, your friendly neighborhood brainiac. This time out, I’ve got two curious questions on deck. Q: I understand that aspirin was derived from tree bark, which makes me think that at some time in human history, someone gnawed on trees and discovered it cured their headache. I’ve also heard that women in the South eat dirt. Why on earth, pardon the pun, would they do that? This idea of people eating “stuff” later found to have medicinal effects intrigues me. When did tree gnawing begin, and what benefits come from eating dirt? You’re right, Nature Nibbler — someone in our evolutionary history did scarf bark, namely Australopithecus sediba. An examination of their dental plaque determined that these human ancestors ate tree bark, as well as fruit and leaves, two million years ago. After we descended from the treetops, humans discovered the medicinal properties of flowers, weeds and especially willow tree bark. The word “aspirin” traces its roots to Spiraea, a biological genus of shrubs rich in salicylic acid, which reduces inflammation, lowers body temperature and relieves pain. Early incarnations of aspirin were made by boiling white willow bark, although its acidity causes major stomach upset. The ancient Sumerians and Egyptians refer to it in pharmacopoeia, and Greek physician Hippocrates even recommended salicylic tea to alleviate the pain of childbirth. Today’s aspirin was made in the 1890s by chemist Felix Hoffmann and was available over the counter by 1915. As for a dirt diet, count yourself privileged if soil isn’t on your menu. Earth eating, or geophagia, includes the consumption of dirt, chalk or clay. It is a widespread practice amongst animals, and human geophagia goes back more than 2,000 years. These days, people who gobble ground are often dirt poor. Starving Haitians will eat biscuits made from soil, salt and Crisco to fill their bellies; ironically, long-term consumption leads to malnutrition. Still, it seems that dirt has things – including minerals such as calcium, B12 and iron – that some folks don’t get anywhere else. Speaking of tummy aches, ever wonder where Kaopectate got its name? It’s from kaolin clay, originally an active ingredient in this OTC diarrhea treatment. It is used to make porcelain and paint; kaolin is also eaten as an appetite suppressant and is one of many bizarre cravings reported among pregnant women. Sandersville, Ga., is the “Kaolin Capital of the World,” where Ziploc bags of kaolin sold as novelties are eaten as snacks. For one woman’s story of kaolin addiction, watch the documentary “Eat White Dirt.” Before you dive into your kid’s mud pie though, be forewarned: health risks of geophagia include tetanus, stomach tears and bowel obstructions. Q: If you look at a map of New Mexico, the eastern border with Oklahoma shows a little jog outward to the east, away from the border with Texas. For a state so precisely drawn by a bunch of OCD mapmakers to match longitudinal lines, it seems odd. Why does Union County bulge out there? A: Ah, the mystery of the Union County bulge. Well, Curious Cartographer, it’s not as mysterious as you’d think. Why did the Land of Enchantment end up as the Land of Uneven? Short answer: It was a mistake. The complete answer is a little more complicated. The eastern border of New Mexico is along 103° W longitude with Oklahoma, then it moves three miles west of 103° W longitude with Texas. The New Mexico Territory was established in 1850 by the Organic Act, using that longitude as the eastern border. Nine years later, the 1859 Clark Survey screwed up everything. The surveyors’ tools, time tables and sense of perspective meant the line got shifted, and New Mexico lost 603,485 acres; the decision was ratified in 1891. So we know why the boundary is futzed up. Why has it remained so? Because it was either that or no statehood. Before New Mexico could become a state, it was forced to accept the Clark survey line. Congress even declared the 1891 ratification to be “a conclusive location and settlement” of the lines. New Mexico begrudgingly accepted the ultimatum in 1912 and earned her statehood. Got Q’s? The Sassy Lass might have some A’s! Send your questions to thesassylass@freeabq.com today. Your question could be next. PARCC, Abortion Rights And ‘Yo Soy Joaquín’ by sayrah namastÉ O pposing standardized testing: Last year, students surprised New Mexico with massive “walk outs” to protest the infamous PARCC tests and took to the streets chanting rather than participate in the high-stakes test. I was one of many parents holding signs in front of my daughter’s school alongside the teachers’ union opposing high-stakes testing. As PARCC testing begins for New Mexico schools again this month, activists have organized a Town Hall on Standardized Testing titled “First We Walked Out, Now We Opt Out” at 6-8 p.m. on Wednesday, April 13, at the African American Performing Arts Center, 310 San Pedro Drive NE. Janelle Astorga, co-leader of last year’s Albuquerque High School PARCC student walkouts, will speak at the Town Hall. Another speaker will be Jesse Hagopian, author of “More Than a Score: the New Uprising Against High Stakes Testing.” Organizers will also give out 2016 opt-out information for parents and students. The campaign has not lost steam; recently the ACLU filed a lawsuit against the New Mexico Public Education Department on behalf of some Albuquerque teachers and parents as a result of the “gag” rule that prevents teachers from making negative comments about standardized tests. Please RSVP for the Town Hall if you will need translation or childcare. For more information, please call Emma Sandoval (505) 247-8832. Abortion rights: University of New Mexico Nursing Students for Choice, Planned Parenthood New Mexico, and Respect New Mexico Women are concerned about the closing of abortion clinics across the country. They have organized a screening of the new film, “Trapped,” which will be shown 7 p.m. on Sunday, April 10, at the Guild Cinema, 3405 Central Ave. NE. The film documents the fight to keep abortion clinics open across the country. It premiered at the 2016 Sundance Film Festival, where it won the Special Jury Award for Social Impact Filmmaking. Hundreds of laws regulating abortion clinics have been passed by conservative state legislatures since 2010, including our neighboring state of Texas. These restrictions are called TRAP laws (Targeted Regulations of Abortion Providers). Often, women from other states such as Texas travel to Albuquerque to access abortion procedures. In recent years, Albuquerque has been a focal point in the abortion debate. In 2013, the city considered a ballot that would have banned abortions after 20 weeks. A campaign called Respect New Mexico Women was created by several organizations and supported by respected Hispanic labor leader Dolores Huerta to keep abortion legal. The measure failed to pass, and abortion clinics, including ones that perform third trimester abortions, have stayed open in New Mexico. The film was made before Supreme Court Justice Scalia passed away. Republicans refuse to hold hearings for President Obama’s nominee, resulting in an even number of Supreme Court justices, which has already resulted in some tie decisions. A panel discussion after the film will educate viewers about how these laws impact patients and providers and what you can do to support access to abortion rights in New Mexico. Chicano rights: Many New Mexicans were part of the Chicano Rights Movement, marching as Brown Berets and organizing their own political party, La Raza Unida. An epic poem by Rodolfo “Corky” Gonzales famously associated with the Chicano movement of the 1960s has been turned into a play. “Yo Soy Joaquín” will be shown at 7:30 p.m. Thursday, April 7, through Saturday, April 9. It will be shown again at 2 p.m. Sunday, April 10, at the National Hispanic Cultural Center, 1701 Fourth St. SW. “Yo Soy Joaquín” describes the struggles Chicano people have faced in seeking economic justice and equal rights. Corky’s poem was published in 1967 and has been described as “the forerunner of the Chicano cultural renaissance.” A classic in the classroom for teaching Chicano history, it is often referenced by writers, researchers and historians as a pinnacle in the evolution of Chicano culture and literature. Playwright Patricio Trujillo y Fuentes, who grew up in Pueblo, Colo., in the 1960s, has known the poem since he was 9 years old. By turning the poem into a play, he wants to reach new audiences with the history of the Chicano movement as well as bring back proud memories for those who were part of the movement. Sayrah Namasté is an organizer with the American Friends Service Committee in Albuquerque. She writes about events of interest to Albuquerque’s activist community. ABQ FREE PRESS • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • 5 NEWS Lawsuit to Block ART Alleges City Hall Malfeasance BY DENNIS DOMRZALSKI T wo separate groups of residents and business owners have filed lawsuits – one in federal court and one in Bernalillo County District Court – to stop Mayor Richard Berry’s $119 million Albuquerque Rapid Transit project. Both lawsuits seek injunctions to stop the 10-milelong ART project along Central Avenue, and both claim that Berry’s administration and the Federal Transit Administration violated federal laws in approving ART. The first lawsuit, filed in Bernalillo District Court in Albuquerque, alleges that in approving ART, Berry’s administration and the Federal Transportation Administration violated the National Historic Preservation Act and the federal Administrative Act. It also alleges that the ART project is a public nuisance and constitutes the taking of private property by the government. The second lawsuit was filed in U.S. District Court in Albuquerque and alleges many of the same things as the state court complaint. It also named Berry and the FTA as defendants. “The proposed corridor will require the destruction or impact of well over 48 Historic Landmarks that are registered with the National Historic Registry and the destruction of well over 217 trees of historic and environmental significance to the communities involved,” the state court lawsuit said. “The proposed corridor will require at least 18 months of construction, which will devastate local businesses along the corridor and eliminate their access to customers during construction and after construction, as the project will prohibit left hand turns on Central Avenue.” Phony review The suit also said that the process by which the project was approved by the feds was a sham and that environmental, traffic and historic preservation studies either weren’t done or were incompletely done. Named as defendants in the suit are Berry, Chief Administrative Officer Rob Perry, Transit Director Bruce Rizzeiri, Chief Operations Officer Michael Riordan, all nine members of the Albuquerque City Council, the U.S. Department of Transportation and the FTA. The state court lawsuit was filed by Albuquerque attorney John McCall. The federal court suit was filed by Albuquerque attorney John Boyd. Both lawsuits were filed on April 4. Plaintiffs in the federal case were businesses owned by Douglas Peterson, who owns several properties along Central; the Coalition of Concerned Citizens to Make Art Smart; and Jean and Marc Bernstein, owners of the Flying Star restaurants, one of which is on Central and in the ART corridor. The lead plaintiff in the state court lawsuit, activist Maria Bautista, said the city has ignored the complaints of regular citizens about ART. “The city of Albuquerque has been overrun by developers, and it is time that residents stand up and say, ‘Wait a minute, you have been excluding our vision,’” Bautista said. “The entire Albuquerque Kelly’s Brew Pub is one of more than 100 Central Avenue businesses that oppose Mayor Richard Berry’s proposed ART project. community has been locked out of the process. We did everything we could; we went to all the meetings, and they totally disregarded their constituents.” Laws ignored The state court lawsuit said the city and the feds basically ignored the provisions of the National Historic Preservation Act, which requires a thorough study of any historical places along the route by the Historic Preservation Review Office process. The national law “requires that any federally funded undertaking take into account the effect of the undertaking on any district, site, building, structure or object that is included in or eligible for inclusion in the National Register of Historic Places,” the lawsuit said. “The consultation with [review office] in this case consisted of two brief letters and no review at all of the well over 48 sites [along the route]. The City appears to have identified over 150 historic landmarks, yet none of them has been the subject of any significant study and the City has counted on no questions from FTA to the City’s cursory two letters to and with [the review office] because the City has assumed there would be a wide range of public support. This is not the case.” The lawsuit asks for a “full review of Historic Landmarks and the impact of the project thereon rather than the illegal cursory indication that no significant impacts would occur with regard to Historic Properties.” The lawsuit alleges ART will be a public nuisance. “This project, as planned, would create such devastating effects [on] local businesses that they would be forced out of business,” the lawsuit said. “The overwhelming business response is against this project, yet the City has portrayed positive support to the FTA.” Malfeasance “The eagerness by Albuquerque officials to get the funds in spite of community opposition to a project that requires proof to federal officials of general community support is the essence of malfeasance in office,” the suit said. The suit asks that the city be barred from spending any money on ART until all proper studies are done. And, it seeks to bar the city from taking “any and all actions for construction of the ART.” The federal court action alleges that the FTA improperly granted the city a “documented Categorical Exclusion” this past August that relieved the city and the FTA of the obligation to perform an environmental impact study for ART. It also alleges that the city provided the FTA “false statements and assurances ... that the ART would not significantly impact the foregoing human environmental factors; and b) that the ART would not generate intense public discussion, concern or controversy within any subset of the Albuquerque Community.” The lawsuit continued: “The City’s assurances to the FTA, together with the FTA’s failure to consider, address and reasonably evaluate those assurances, its failure to provide a reasoned basis for its decision and its violations of its own regulations as described hereinafter, resulted in the City of Albuquerque obtaining the CE from the FTA. Albuquerque and the FTA were thereby relieved, contrary to law, of their obligations to meaningfully assess the impact of ART on the Central Avenue corridor, through an Environmental Assessment or, if later determined appropriate, an Environmental Impact Statement.” Dennis Domrzalski is an associate editor at ABQ Free Press. Reach him at dennis@freeabq.com COLUMNS 6 • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • ABQ FREE PRESS “DID YOU KNOW” Oxy-View Eyewear These attractive eyeglass frames not only hold your prescription lenses, they also deliver the oxygen you need in a way that others will hardly notice ...they’ll see only your smiling face. Call MULLER OPTICAL Today for your FREE Consultation Albuquerque’s Premier Facility - for - Mock Trials & Focus Groups • Trial planning and issue spotting, in-house facilitators • Mock jury services • Witness preparation • Simulated court and deliberation venues • Political polling Call 505-263-8425 or email info@trialmetrixNM.com 6608 Gulton Court NE, Alb. 87109 9000 Menaul NE (505) 296-8187 trialmetrixnm.com The Day I Didn’t Get Shot By Another APD Officer H BY dan klein ow could an Albuquerque police lieutenant shoot his own officer? Look no further than the Albuquerque Police Department’s training, or lack of it. Officers are given hundreds of hours of firearms training in the academy. It was drilled into me: Identify the threat and the target before you shoot. Sounds simple, but it takes a lot training, and follow-up, to do it in a stress-filled moment. APD has great training for cadets, but after the academy, the majority of officers fire their weapons only twice a year at qualification. It was February 1988, and two other ROP detectives and I were on the city’s east side in the area of Western Skies and Central searching for a meth head with a felony warrant. We found him walking on Elyse Southeast, and the chase began. He ran to his girlfriend’s house, but the door was locked. As we chased behind him, the fugitive turned on us and began to pull a handgun from his waistband. We all pulled our pistols, but none of us fired. The felon pulled his handgun out and tossed it on the roof and surrendered. All three of us could have shot him, but none did. Why? We trained constantly, and therefore, instead of panicking, we recognized that he wasn’t pulling his gun on us but rather to toss it away from us. A subtle difference saved his life. Later, I asked an officer who was an expert in the use of deadly force if we should have shot. His response was simple. We identified the target but didn’t perceive a threat. We weren’t threatened just because he was pulling a gun. That would have changed in a microsecond had he started to point it at us. Months later, I spotted a fugitive walking on Central Avenue. I began chasing him on foot just west of the Caravan Club. I chased him back and forth across Central, and after about five minutes, he lost his steam and slowed to a fast walk through the nightclub’s parking lot. I drew my pistol and ordered him to his knees with his hands behind his head. He complied, and then I heard the sound of a round being racked into a shotgun. An APD officer had been sitting in his patrol car in the shade of the canopy in front of the club. He observed two apparent druggies chasing each other, and one had a gun. The A Cop’s View officer calmly told me he was going to shoot me if I did not drop my gun. Let’s stop here. The officer had identified a threat (I had a gun), but he had not identified the target, not to his satisfaction. I am glad he didn’t check off that second box. Without turning, I told him I was an APD detective and asked if I could place my gun on the ground. He recognized me and said, “Aren’t you getting promoted tomorrow?” Whenever I see this officer, I thank him for not shooting me. Recently, I asked him why he had not. He replied that he identified me, so he didn’t have to shoot. The boxes weren’t checked off. That’s good training. An APD officer had been sitting in his patrol car in the shade of the canopy in front of the club. He observed two apparent druggies chasing each other, and one had a gun Police agencies must train new officers, and reinforce training with current officers, to check off the boxes before they use deadly force. Officers must identify the threat and the target before pulling the trigger. I spoke to an officer who went to a “street survival” seminar recently. He told me that there are three types of people, sheep (citizens), wolves (criminals) and sheepdogs (police). The only other training where humans are degraded into animals is military training, so I knew who had staged this seminar. With wars ending, many military specialists are out of work and have started training police officers. Officers need to be trained in tactics, but they also need to be trained that it is not a war zone and that police officers are public servants. We need peace officers, not soldiers. America has a million cops, and on average, we lose 170 officers a year to line-of-duty deaths. Car crashes cause the majority of officer deaths. Police trainers must balance training for street survival, basic shooting skills and the reality that police work isn’t war. Leaving one of these three concepts out of police training is a sure recipe for disaster. Dan Klein is a retired Albuquerque police sergeant. Reach him through Facebook. COLUMNS ABQ FREE PRESS • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • 7 Booze, Cash and Ethics Headline April Fools’ Day BY JOE MONAHAN W hat do you mean we missed the deadline for an April Fools’ Day column? In New Mexico that’s akin to a holy holiday where tomfoolery and buffoonery in our politics is as expected as green chile on your combination plate. We simply can’t let the occasion pass, and with the indulgence of our editors, we won’t. So without further ado, here is the breaking (if a bit belated) news of April Fools’ 2016. The Eldorado Hotel in Santa Fe has been renamed the “WisePies Resort” in the aftermath of the wild holiday pizza party Gov. Susana Martinez had there with staff members. Hotel management says the Martinez pizza party room is available for special events and that a safety net has been installed below the balcony to catch any falling debris such as beer bottles and the like. Mayor Richard Berry has announced that an Old West-style horse feeding trough filled with $100 bills has been set up on Civic Plaza to resolve the millions of dollars in lawsuits against the Albuquerque Police Department. “The idea is to bring in a dozen trial lawyers, have them kneel at the trough, and for 15 minutes stuff as much cash into their pockets as they can. In exchange for keeping the cash, they agree not to sue the city. We think this is fiscally prudent management.” Political consultant Jay McCleskey called a news conference to announce that he is assuming all official powers of the officer of governor and mayor. A reporter responded by asking him what the news was. A merger long in the works between the Albuquerque Journal and state and city government has finally been completed. After arduous negotiations, Journal Editor Kent Walz announced that the merger agreement includes a provision that the mayor and governor be given 48 hours notice of all news articles mentioning them, instead of the current 24 hours. The governor and mayor will also continue to have full editing rights of all such articles. The director of the Albuquerque Bernalillo County Water Utility Authority has confirmed that the water supply to the City Council chambers has been spiked for a number of years with low doses of Sominex. “We’ve been getting questions about the level of activity there and want to assure the public there is no danger to their health. The spiking of the council’s water supply was undertaken by order of Albuquerque Police Chief Gorden Eden. After years of resistance the New Mexico Legislature has finally approved an independent Ethics Commission and named former Secretary of State Dianna Duran and former state Sen. Phil Griego as co-chairs. Meetings of the commission will he held at Sandia Casino and Griego’s real estate offices and, of course, will be open to the public. Political consultant Jay McCleskey called a news conference to announce that he is assuming all official powers of the officer of governor and mayor. A reporter responded by asking him what the news was Taking a page from the book of Donald Trump, Colorado authorities have erected a 10-foot wall at Raton Pass to slow the migration of thousands of college-educated New Mexicans to their state. “We were going to ask New Mexico to pay for the wall, but given the economic situation there, we decided to foot the bill,” said the head of Colorado’s immigration office. NASCAR’s driving credentials committee has certified all Albuquerque freeways for official racing. Drivers traveling under 85 miles per hour must now divert to the frontage roads. UNM Lobo basketball coach Craig Neal says despite the controversy that led to the departure of his son from the team, there will still be “Neal blood” on the Lobo bench. “You’re damn right, she’s ready to play,” Neal said of his wife, Janet. UNM Athletic Director Paul Krebs granted Mrs. Neal a waiver to play and immediately raised Neal’s salary to $1.9 million a year and his own to $2.4 million. The unexpected moves were unanimously approved by the UNM Regents and President Robert Frank, who also approved a 36 percent increase in student tuition. At the Legislature came these developments in response to the budget crunch: The free liquor in the cafeteria will now carry a charge of 10 cents a shot. Lobbyists will have to pay for parking, and only cash payments to the legislative leadership will be accepted. Now that’s an April Fools’ Day to remember. Or not. Joe Monahan is a veteran of New Mexico politics. 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KRQE-TV News Director Iain Munro sent the memo. “If you are doing a story that may involve a client, that is good or bad, I need to be notified before any calls are made on the story,” Munro’s memo read. “No exceptions.” NM Political Report learned from a source familiar with the situation that on the same day, before Munro sent the memo to employees, KRQE sent a reporter to work on a story about a military veteran’s group. The reporter learned that the members of the group were having trouble paying their rising rent costs, which are administered by a major Albuquerque auto dealer who often advertises on local television, including KRQE. The reporter returned to the station only to be taken off the story. Within hours, Munro sent the memo to staff, instructing them of the process for covering clients. Ultimately, KRQE never ran a story about the veterans group or its housing situation. Munro’s motives for the memo are unclear; no one at the station, including Munro, responded to numerous emails and phone calls over the past few One Free General Admission Ticket When Presenting This Ad April 9, 6:00 p.m. game weeks seeking comment on this article. The Code of Ethics of the Society of Professional Journalists encourages journalists to act independently and to avoid special coverage for those who are paying the bills. “Deny favored treatment to advertisers, donors or any other special interests, and resist internal and external pressure to influence coverage,” the code reads. Caesar Andrews, a professor of ethics and writing at the Reynolds School of Journalism at the University of Nevada-Reno, told NM Political Report that the memo alone is not problematic. “It’s way different from pulling the plug on a legitimate story, it’s way different from avoiding unflattering coverage of people just because they happen to be advertisers,” Andrews said. “All of that would be problematic.” But he did say the memo raises suspicions about why Munro sent the memo in the first place. “It does raise questions, and anybody who’s skeptical about motives would have grounds for being skeptical,” Andrews said. He said news outlets are also businesses so it would not necessarily be unethical to create a dialogue between news staff and management regarding what is being reported or what will be reported. “It is a business so it would not be the worst thing on earth if the news director wanted to be aware of stories that were related to major institutions or major advertisers,” Andrews said. But, he added, a news outlet may attract more advertisers if audiences see a higher journalistic standard at play. “If you, like me, believe that [credibility] contributes to your ability to attract revenue, then ultimately it’s a business decision, it’s not just an ethics or moral decision or a do-the-right thing decision,” Andrews said. Andy Lyman is a reporter for NM Political Report, an online news source that specializes in covering New Mexico politics. Have a News Tip? ABQ Free Press exists to investigate stories the other media won’t. If you have a story of public interest that requires some digging, contact us in confidence at editor@freeabq.com Why Did We Shoot This Photo? BY ABQ FREE PRESS STAFF T ell us what this thing is and win a pair of tickets to the Duke City Gladiators’ arena football team’s April 23 game against the Dallas Revolution. The “thing” in the photo is something publicly visible around town. Send your answers to editor@freeabq.com by 5 p.m. April 13. S hannon Wagers identified the March 23 Mystery Photo: “Took one look at it and said, ‘Gotta be the ‘Spy House.’’ So I took a drive over to North High Street, and sure enough, that was it – the former rooming house [at 209 High St. NE, now a B&B] where David Greenglass passed atomic bomb secrets to Soviet spymaster Harry Gold during World War II, for which Julius and Ethel Rosenberg (Greenglass’s sister) got a high-voltage sendoff. Enough ‘detail and context’?” newS 10 • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • ABQ FREE PRESS With Med Pot Legal, Why Buy on the Street? he big secret about medical marijuana is that those with a serious illness who don’t have the means to get their cannabis card are still subject to arrest if they seek relief on the black market. And the fact that the government can tell Americans which plants they can and cannot grow and consume is absurd to self-medicating black-market buyers such as Larry, who says medical pot is only “for the rich.” New Mexico’s Medical Cannabis Program isn’t much comfort to the 56-year-old Marine vet on a fixed income. Pot does a much better job of easing the pain in his ruined knees than opiates, says Larry, not his real name. During his six-and-a-half-year enlistment, which began right after the Vietnam War ended, an injury shattered the meniscus in his knees. Years later, Veterans Administration doctors put him on Oxycodone for his bad knees and bad back, and he became addicted. “I can’t take the stuff anymore,” he says. “I have to take marijuana for relief. I can still get out and function, and I’m not all drugged up.” But Larry doesn’t enjoy the legal protections or the enormous variety of marijuana products available to those New Mexicans who can afford to get the patient card and shop at the legal dispensaries. Dust picks up in Albuquerque’s seasonal gusts and turns into dirt devils along the unpaved road that horseshoes through Clyde’s trailer court, from which he sells black-market marijuana. Clients pop in and out of the trailer as Clyde (also not his real name) holds forth on his long history with the plant and the police. Clyde’s a 57-year-old Army vet who’s been smoking weed for 40 years. He sells it in small quantities, mostly “dime bags,” which is enough to pay the rent and keep himself fed. One young woman who comes in to Clyde’s trailer is a cute brunette, mid-to-late 30s, in a Slipknot T-shirt. There’s polite small talk, then a deal for $10 worth of an illegal plant. She’s just been diagnosed with advanced breast cancer. She describes the biopsy to Clyde, how they had to go back in for more tissue three times because they kept screwing up. Like any decent budtender, Clyde lends a compassionate, supportive ear to his customer as he weighs out an extra-fat gram. Jay Steinberg is a much different kind of weed dealer: the legal kind. He’d like to see marijuana one day be completely free for Americans to grow and use, but for the time being, he’s content to work City Exercise Center Lacks Exercise Equipment A T A tale of two weed dealers ABQ FREE PRESS • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • 11 BY RENE THOMPSON BY TOM O’CONNELL One young woman who comes in to Clyde’s trailer is a cute brunette, mid-to-late 30s, in a Slipknot T-shirt. There’s polite small talk, then a deal for $10 worth of an illegal plant NEWS Tom O’Connell The bits and pieces of a marijuana dealer’s trade. within the confines of the system. “It’s not a perfect circle yet,” Steinberg says. “We have four dispensaries. Patients are demanding more, and we can’t facilitate it. By the state keeping plant count low, these dispensaries are becoming high-THC dispensaries. I don’t see why this nontoxic vegetable has to be restricted. I don’t get what they are trying to protect.” Steinberg owns the hippie store Birdland in the heart of Albuquerque’s Nob Hill, one of the state’s busiest retail centers. He’s seen his retail sales steadily fall since the 2008 crash. Black-light Bob Marley posters just weren’t paying the bills like they used to, so he started looking for a partnership with a pot group. Steinberg’s now under contract with a major medical marijuana outfit called Ultra Health, which had its grand opening on March 25. Steinberg, like Clyde, has been using marijuana for more than four decades. But unlike Clyde, he’s protected by the law. Comparisons Clyde’s customer was in pain, and she wanted some weed to treat it. Luckily, she lives in a state with medical marijuana. So why buy on the black market? To get on the medical cannabis program, you have to get documentation from your doctor proving that you have an approved diagnosis. Then you have to pay around $150 to a medical marijuana doctor who will fill out your paperwork and hand you an envelope to mail to Santa Fe. Then you wait to see if your card arrives. It could take weeks. It might not come at all. There’s no way of knowing until you get either the card or a letter saying you were turned down. Even if you do get your card, you have to go through the same routine to renew it each year. Dispensaries are hard to get to on the bus because, unlike Birdland/Ultra Health, they’re typically tucked away in industrial and office parks. To get on the medical cannabis program, you have to get documentation from your doctor proving that you have an approved diagnosis. Then you have to pay around $150 to a medical marijuana doctor The current New Mexico state limit of 450 plants per producer limits availability, which drives up prices. Colorado is less stringent, and its medical prices are as much as $5 less per gram. Medical marijuana menus of Colorado dispensaries show average prices of $9 to $12 per gram, while New Mexico prices are generally around $10 to $14. The young cancer patient in Clyde’s trailer has concluded she can’t afford to be on New Mexico’s medical cannabis program, but she can afford the occasional dime bag “on the street.” Tom O’Connell is an Albuquerque freelance writer. couple of years ago, the city’s Valle del Norte Community Center was a thriving place with an exercise room full of equipment and neighborhood residents who used it. But last summer, as equipment began breaking, the city began removing it, and now the room is an empty place with one exercise bike and mats that no one uses. City officials promised to repair the broken equipment, or buy new machines, but that hasn’t happened yet, and area residents are angry. Audra James, 54, who once exercised routinely at the center, said equipment has been broken since last year, and little by little, things were being taken out of the fitness room. “What is the point of a community center unless it’s going to be working and open to the public?” James asked. “I don’t know why it’s not being used, but we certainly are paying for it.” James is frustrated because she has asked city officials, including Mayor Richard Berry and City Councilor Isaac Benton, about the vanishing equipment and said she hasn’t gotten a response from anyone. “They kind of just ignore people like me, and I have lived here for more than 15 years. It’s just plain incompetent that I can’t get a response from anyone,” she said. ABQ Free Press checked out the exercise room at the center at 1812 Candelaria Rd. NW, and all we saw were a few mats, one working stationary bike and an exercise ball. Fernando Sraga, a resident in the area, said he was harassed by community center staff after he urged area residents to complain about the nonexistent equipment. “The woman kind of came after me, because I was telling people to call 311 with their complaints, and The Valle del Norte Community Center’s exercise room changed from a frequently-used space full of equipment to an empty place with one exercise bike and mats that no one uses. I shouldn’t be confronted at the door just because someone called you guys,” he said. “She told me to sit down and shut up for a minute, and I didn’t appreciate that at all.” Bobby Sisneros, public information officer for Family and Community Services, said that new equipment has been on order since December and that the process takes time. Sisneros said the city has to go through a bidding process, and he hopes to have the gear replaced by summer. “I can completely understand where they’re coming from. I wish I could speed up the process,” he said. Sisneros said community centers in Barelas and Taylor Ranch have the same issues. The bid will include the cost of replacement exercise equipment for all three centers. Sraga urged residents who feel the wait is taking too long, or feel they were treated unfairly by the community center, to email Councilor Benton at ibenton@cabq.gov. ABQ Free Press attempted to reach Anita Fernandez, division manager at the Family and Child Development Department that runs the center, but our calls were not returned. Rene Thompson is a staff writer at ABQ Free Press. APD Taser-mania Likely to Cost ABQ Taxpayers BY DENNIS DOMRZALSKI T he U.S. Court of Appeals has ruled that two Albuquerque police officers can be sued for using a stun gun on a suspect who suffered from mental illness and later died. The 10th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals said that Albuquerque officers David Baca and Andrew Jaramillo weren’t immune from being sued because of the way they used the stun gun on Jerry Perea on March 21, 2011. Perea was Tasered 10 times in less than two minutes by Jaramillo. The ruling allows a wrongful death lawsuit filed by Perea’s family to move forward. The officers had been attempting to subdue Perea, who was on a bicycle. The man’s mother had called 911 that day saying that her son was on “very bad drugs” and that she was afraid of what he might do. A neighbor also called 911 and said that Perea was pacing in his yard, clutching a Bible and asking forgiveness of a higher power. Baca and Jaramillo were sent to do a welfare check. When the officers arrived at Perea’s home, they were told that he had left on a bicycle. The two officers followed him in their separate squad cars and eventually forced him into a parking lot after he had run a stop sign on his bike. “The officers used their patrol cars to force Perea to pedal into a parking lot. Jaramillo left his vehicle to pursue Perea on foot. After a brief chase, Jaramillo pushed Perea off his bicycle. The officers did not tell Perea why they were following him or why he was being seized, and they never asked Perea to halt or stop,” the appellate court opinion said. When Perea put up a struggle with the officers, he was hit with the stun gun. The officers called an ambulance to the scene, as required by APD policy, and while it was en route, Perea turned gray and stopped breathing. The officers revived him with CPR, but when Perea heard the approaching ambulance’s siren, he began to struggle and started to scream. Paramedics tried to calm him down, but he stopped breathing again, and his pulse stopped. He was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. The court ruled that the Tasering constituted excessive use of force and was unconstitutional. “Though some use of force would be justified to get Perea under the officers’ control, the district court determined that a reasonable jury could find that Jaramillo continued to use the taser on Perea even after the point where it could be considered necessary or even debatably reasonable,” the opinion said. “Although some use of force against a resisting arrestee may be justified, continued and increased use of force against a subdued detainee is not. “We hold that the officers’ repeated tasering of Perea after he was subdued constituted excessive force, and that it was clearly established at the time of the taserings that such conduct was unconstitutional.” Dennis Domrzalski is an associate editor at ABQ Free Press. Reach him at dennis@freeabq.com news 12 • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • ABQ FREE PRESS APS Settles Another Open Meetings Lawsuit, This Time for $59,000 BY DENNIS DOMRZALSKI T he Albuquerque Public Schools will pay $59,000 to settle a lawsuit alleging it violated the First Amendment rights of an Albuquerque photojournalist and long-time ethics advocate who said the APS board limited his ability to attend and photograph board meetings. The settlement with Mark Bralley, a retired Albuquerque cop and occasional contributor to ABQ Free Press, is the second time recently that APS has settled a free-speech lawsuit. In December, it agreed to pay $575,000 to settle a similar lawsuit bought by retired teacher Ched MacQuigg. Bralley filed the suit in federal court in August 2013 after what he said was a years-long attempt by APS to bar him from meetings and limit his ability to photograph board members during meetings. And, he claimed that APS was trying to define who was and who wasn’t a journalist, something he said government is forbidden from doing. Bralley tried to attend an Aug. 19, 2010 debate between gubernatorial candidates Susana Martinez and Diane Denish at Eldorado High School in Albuquerque. But APS said it was an invitation-only event that could be attended only by journalists it had credentialed and approved. Bralley charged that was a violation of the state’s Open Meetings Act, which says that almost all government meetings are open and that “all persons desiring shall be permitted to attend and listen to the deliberations and proceedings” of those meetings. “It should have been first-come, first-serve,” Bralley told ABQ Free Press. “Instead, it was [APS spokeswoman] Monica Armenta’s little tea party. I sued them because of the fundamental concept of two things. First, anybody in the United States today with an Internet connection has the ability to tell stories about anything, including their local government. And second, that one need not be connected with a corporate media outlet to be able to do that, and that government has made rules that are contrary to the fundamentals of the Constitution.” Bralley has had a long history of activism. In 1999, while still an APD officer, he became known as “The Two-Minute Criminal” for daring to talk longer than 120 seconds at meetings of the [then-named] Police Oversight Commission. Asked if he would limit his activism after the settlement, Bralley laughed. “If APS decides not to play nice in this thing, I know the way to the courtroom,” Bralley said. “Now that they have given me $59,000, I can certainly afford the $400 filing fee.” ABQ Free Press Local Briefs BY ABQ FREE PRESS STAFF Jacob Grant The City of Albuquerque will pay $6.5 million to police Det. Jacob Grant, who was shot eight times by a fellow officer during an undercover drug bust. As part of the settlement of Grant’s lawsuit against the Albuquerque Police Department, the city will pay Grant’s medical bills for the rest of his life. The man who shot Grant, Lt. Greg Brachle, retired from APD last month. Police Chief Gorden Eden said the city has learned from the shooting and has implemented changes in undercover operations. March madness March was a costly month for Albuquerque taxpayers. In addition to the $6.5 million the city agreed to pay to settle the Jacob Grant lawsuit, taxpayers got hit with an additional $725,000 bill to settle three other lawsuits. The largest settlement was for $295,000 to get rid of a wrongful termination lawsuit by former Albuquerque Fire Department paramedic Brad Tate. Then there was $245,000 to settle a suit against former APD Officer Pablo Padilla, who kneed a University of New Mexico student in the groin during a DWI stop. The student lost a testicle as a result of the incident. And lastly, the city will pay $185,000 to a female employee who said her boss, Mark Shepherd, sexually harassed her. Shepherd is the manager of the Division of Security and Parking Enforcement in the Department of Municipal Development. He told the employee that his city desk was shaped like a penis. Dependency Here’s another sign of how dependent New Mexico’s economy is on government: In 2015, the state’s personal income grew by $2.84 billion, or 3.7 percent. But half of that growth was due to government transfer payments, things such as Social Security, unemployment, food stamps, and Medicaid and Medicare payments. Transfer payments accounted for $1.42 billion, or 50.25 percent of the $2.84 billion increase. Net earnings, meaning the money people make from their jobs, made up $852 million of the increase, or 29.9 percent, according to the U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis. The third component of personal income – dividends, interest and rent – accounted for $563 million of the increase, or 19.8 percent. First Amendment The ACLU of New Mexico has sued the New Mexico Public Education Department, charging that a PED rule prohibiting teachers from disparaging standardized testing is unconstitutional. The lawsuit, brought by five teachers and a parent, alleges that the department squelched all teacher dialogue critical of testing under the Partnership for Assessment of Readiness for College and Careers (PARCC) testing regimen. The lawsuit also alleges that the department engaged in Big Brother-like surveillance of teachers’ social media accounts looking for violators of the nondisparagement rule. “In addition to the prohibitions on protesting and speaking negatively about the test, they were also told they could not post anything negative about the PARCC exam on their personal Facebook accounts, as those accounts were being monitored by PED,” the lawsuit alleges. Health Care It was a mostly down year financially in 2015 for New Mexico’s major health insurance companies. New Mexico Health Connections, the state’s nonprofit insurance company formed under the Affordable Care Act, lost $23 million last year, a huge jump from the $4.3 million it lost in 2014. Molina Healthcare of New Mexico Inc., which serves mostly Medicaid patients, lost $1.6 million, an improvement from the $24.9 million it lost the year before. Presbyterian Health Plan made $29.8 million last year, but that was a big drop from the $71 million it made in 2014. And the parent company of Blue Cross and Blue Shield of New Mexico, Illinois-based Health Care Service Corp., lost $66 million in 2015, according to a report in Modern Healthcare magazine. HCSC lost $866 million to $1.5 billion on individual plans it sold through the ACA’s insurance exchanges, the magazine said. Conflict of Interest The American Federation of Teachers has some explaining to do. The nation’s third-largest labor union has financial ties to publisher and testing company Pearson PLC. That’s the same company that developed the Partnership for Assessment of Readiness for College and Careers test (PARCC) – the test that the union hates and has been fighting. But at the same time the AFT has been fighting PARCC, it has been urging Pearson to become more profitable. Turns out that the retirement funds of 27 AFT affiliates own Pearson stock. The New Mexico Public Education Department introduced PARCC testing last year and has been slammed by the AFT for doing so. But PED spokesman Robert McEntyre blasted the AFT for its financial ties to Pearson. “It is the very height of hypocrisy for the union to publicly bash an organization, yet gladly take their money behind closed doors,” McEntyre said. Aviation Police Albuquerque’s Aviation Police are about to lose their independence. Mayor Richard Berry’s administration is in the process of putting the airport’s 30 or so cops under the direction and authority of the Albuquerque Police Department. It could have something to do with the recent controversy surrounding Aviation Police Chief Marshall Katz, who is now on paid administrative leave. The latest problem at the department involves mishandled drug evidence that was seized from a passenger at the airport in early March. Katz and four others have been placed on administrative leave while the city conducts an investigation. This past November, Katz was suspended for 45 days following allegations that he sent aviation police off airport grounds to take reports that APD officers should have taken. analysis ABQ FREE PRESS • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • 13 Exploring the Sham Divide Between Candidates and Super PACs BY RICHARD FATURECHI PROPUBLICA T closing credit that disclosed who here’s no evidence to suppaid for it. port Donald Trump’s claim “The penalty was $50,000, that Ted Cruz played a role in a and that came about four years super PAC’s attack on his wife. later,” Ryan said. “The fine was But federal rules barring ridiculously small, and it came coordination between cantoo late.” didates and the super PACs While Ryan contends that it that support them have been would be a clear violation if a enforced so rarely that even if candidate purchased a photo Trump were right, it’s uncerand provided it to a PAC, as tain the Cruz campaign would Trump alleges, he doubts that be penalized. the FEC’s Republicans, who adThe question arose late last vocate against the government month, when a super PAC encroaching on political speech, called “Make America Awewould see it that way. some” rolled out a digital ad “They seem to bend over targeting Utah voters that backwards to find no violations featured Trump’s wife, Melaof law,” Ryan said. nia, posing nude for the British For one thing, Ryan said, the edition of GQ magazine more FEC could decide that even if the than 15 years ago. super PAC got the photo from “Meet Melania Trump. Your the campaign, it operated within next first lady,” the ad read. the law because it covered some “Or, you could support Ted Cruz on Tuesday.” Donald Trump’s opponents circulated this photo of his wife, which ran in a British magazine 15 years ago, and asked voters portion of the original photo if this represents their image of America’s first lady. by adding embedded text and Trump accused Cruz, or therefore showed less of the his campaign, of buying the original content. photo from the magazine and and invite its favored candidate to headline the Weiner, a former attorney for a Democratic FEC providing it to the PAC. Trump has offered nothing event and solicit money from guests. Candidates commissioner, said he’s also not confident the to back up the claim. can also publicly post information about their ad agency would take action. The Cruz camp said it had no involvement in the buys, allowing super PACs to determine where the It’s been difficult for the commissioners to find ad. A representative for the PAC accused Trump of campaign might need reinforcements. common ground on many enforcement measures, concocting a “weird conspiracy theory.” And the In recent years, both parties were found to be reWeiner said, because of partisan gridlock. While the original photographer denied giving approval for leasing granular data about ads or polls on obscure three Republican appointees tend to want a narrow anyone but GQ to use the photo. Twitter feeds in apparent attempts to get around interpretation of what constitutes a violation of the coordination rules. rules, the three Democratic appointees have also That line gets blurrier when it comes to super A super PAC called hardened their positions. PACs that repurpose content from campaigns. A ‘Make America Awesome’ number of candidates have posted hours of polished rolled out a digital ad targeting video footage of themselves online, where super Trump accused Cruz, or his Utah voters that featured Trump’s PACs can grab clips to use in ads. campaign, of buying the photo Daniel Weiner, an attorney at the Brennan Center wife, Melania, posing nude from the magazine and for Justice at the New York University law school, said candidates “laundering this stuff” by putting providing it to the PAC Suppose, though, that evidence does emerge to the content online and into the public sphere is “not show a link. It would be up to the Federal Election a get out of jail free card.” “If they make a small exception, allow a small Commission, which is supposed to police the conBut, Weiner said, it does help campaigns dodge loophole, they’re worried a truck will be driven duct of campaigns and political action committees, liability — whereas “if it’s something the campaign through it,” Weiner said. to determine if it is illegal for a candidate to buy or sent directly (to the super PAC), that could be an Eric Wang, a campaign finance attorney who forproduce content that a super PAC then parlays into indication they really wanted you to use it.” merly worked for a Republican FEC commissioner, an ad. While advocates for stronger regulation have said Congress designed the agency to be evenly split If history is any guide, it’s not a sure bet the FEC argued that that sort of repurposing is illegal, the as a check on the over-regulation of political speech. would do anything about it. FEC’s three Republican appointees (the commission “I shy away from using the term gridlock,” Wang Super PACs are committees that can accept donais evenly divided by party) have typically forced said. “Gridlock suggests the agency is not functiontions of any dollar amount and can promote canan impasse on the issue, deeming relatively short ing in a smooth manner or in the way it’s supposed didates as long as they don’t coordinate with their snippets to be fair game. to function.” campaigns. Candidates can’t solicit large donations Paul S. Ryan, an attorney at the Campaign Legal The FEC, he said, is operating just as it should. for super PACs, and, before an election, they’re not Center, a nonprofit that advocates for stronger cam“They’re regulating core First Amendment issues. allowed to strategize with the groups on what kind paign finance regulation, could remember only one of ads to craft or where to run them. If they could They’re regulating issues that directly impact our elecinstance when the FEC did take action on this front. coordinate, dollar caps on contributions to canditions,” Wang said. “You don’t want an agency that’s Restore Our Future, a super PAC supporting 2012 dates would become virtually meaningless. regulating our elections that’s tilted toward one party.” Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, ran But the definition of illegal coordination is narrow. an ad almost identical to one run by the Romney ProPublica is an independent, nonprofit newsroom that A super PAC, for example, can host a fundraiser campaign itself. One of the sole differences was the produces investigative journalism in the public interest. CARTOONS/ANALYSIS 14 • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • ABQ FREE PRESS Susana’s Transparency Veneer Wearing Thin BY BILL HUME W ell, well. … Gov. Susana Martinez has earned membership in an elite, by-nomination-only, New Mexico political club: the federal-grand-jury-nolle-prossed group. Like Gov. Bill Richardson before her, a grand jury examining allegations of corruption failed to issue any indictments. A lawyer for “Shadow Governor” Jay McCleskey, Martinez’s chief political adviser, said the investigation had concluded with no indictments. But the Martinez machine didn’t escape the collateral mud. The Santa Fe New Mexican, which virtually alone has covered the seamy side of the Martinez administration, disclosed the two-faced political maneuverings examined in the McCleskey probe: Patrick J. Rogers, the lawyer for Martinez’s inauguration committee, wrote to the committee’s honorary chairman, former U.S. Sen. Pete Domenici: “The entire process will be transparent as to the identities, and the details of the donations will be disclosed to the public.” To the committee’s executive director, Andrea Goff, Rogers wrote: “Well, since we cannot use the inaugural money for ‘political purposes’ and put it into the campaign fund, perhaps we can find a way to highlight our transparency and open gov’t approach. I would, nonetheless, not suggest you report expenses. Just donations.” Indeed, that was a prudent caution, given that more than $130,000 of the committee’s funds reportedly went to companies connected to McCleskey, the mastermind behind the whole enterprise. McCleskey, in turn, emailed Goff that they were “going to try not to release expenses unless we get waterboarded into it.” The “most transparent administration in New Mexico history” rides again.… The 2016 McCleskey-Martinez investigation ended without a parting shot from the U.S. attorney to match that which closed out the Richardson probe in 2009. Then-U.S. Attorney Greg Fouratt wrote to the investigation targets that the lack of indictments was “not to be interpreted as an exoneration of any party’s conduct.” His unprecedented letter was an extrajudicial smear with no avenue for redress. Fouratt later was named Martinez’s secretary of the Department of Public Safety. Secretary Fouratt retained his penchant for commenting on grand jury proceedings he didn’t like. He weighed in on an attorney general’s investigation McCleskey, in turn, emailed Goff that they were ‘going to try not to release expenses unless we get waterboarded into it’ of Amy Orlando, Gov. Martinez’s hand-picked Las Cruces district attorney successor, with, “This is nothing more than a clumsy and amateur political stunt coordinated between a DA with what appears to be a personal vendetta (Mark D’Antonio, who beat Orlando) and a gubernatorial candidate who’s just a few weeks away from an election (Gary King).” Republican Orlando subsequently landed a job in Fouratt’s Department of Public Safety. Gov. Martinez has never stopped railing against past administrations’ alleged pay-to-play maneuvers, even while logging a list of her own. The inaugural funds imbroglio wasn’t her first. There were the circumstances surrounding the hurry-up award of a 25-year-lease to The Downs at Albuquerque in Martinez’s first year in office. Longtime prominent state Republican Tom Tinnin said at a legislative hearing in 2014 that he felt the bidding process was contrived and planned by members of the governor’s office and privatesector allies. Tinnin had earlier resigned from the state Board Cont. on page 15 Letters/cartoons To the Editor: Hey, I thought I would follow up on my comment on Facebook about your [March 23] cover. I get the symbolism and it was good, but the image of Hillary’s butt in a blue pants suit overwhelmed the cover. I found it demeaning to Hillary and to your newspaper. You guys are a class act. Monahan is a class act, keep it there. I am voting for Hillary, period. I spend a ton of time reading, watching and thinking about our politics and she, in my mind, seems to be the only leader in the gutter that has become our next presidential election. I like Bernie, but I just don’t think we can afford him. I like John Kasich, but he is getting squashed in the rhetoric. My point is, don’t let the Free Press get pulled into the weeds with the rest of the sordid group. I look to you for political and journalistic leadership. The Santa Fe New Mexican is great, the Las Cruces and even the Carlsbad papers were good till Gannett bought them and turned them in to USA Today Vanilla. The Albuquerque Journal has gone from bad to propaganda, and I find it sad to disturbing. You guys are the hope and maybe I have higher standards for you than is correct. Satire is good, your reporting is great. Just keep up the good work. Thanks for listening. — Joe Craig, Los Ranchos Editor’s note: The cartoon was meant to represent Bernie and Hillary standing Clint Eastwood-style in the path of Trump’s Blitzkrieg. There was no intent to make Hillary’s butt look big. Maybe the cartoonist draws through a wide-angle lens. To the Editor: Greetings, Freeists. I enjoyed the [March 23] column by Robert Reich on Trump and fascism. His somewhat nuanced approach to the subject compares well with the knee-jerk denunciations and smugly obtuse predictions of Trump’s imminent demise by the likes of Lawrence O’Donnell and countless other pundits for ten months now. In the motley mix of Trump’s schtick he susana’s, page 14 of Finance rather than vote on approving the deal. And then there was the now thoroughly discredited behavioral health provider putsch of 2013, in which Martinez’s Department of Health froze payments to all 15 Medicaid nonprofit providers on spurious fraud allegations, replacing them with Arizona firms – some of whom are alleged to have had political contribution connections to the governor. All but two have been ABQ FREE PRESS • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • 15 does say some amazing things, like the Iraq invasion was a disaster and W lied. This is not something I ever expected to hear in a Republican debate. The fallen GOP candidates now coalescing against Trump are just as bad, if not worse in my view. Jeb Bush concocted a variety of voter suppression methods – notably a fake “felon purge” – to steal the 2000 election for his brother. Ted Cruz is a zealous idealogue who embraces torture, like Trump, and would try to replace the present system with theocracy. Carly Fiorina actively incited a crackpot’s killings at a Colorado Planned Parenthood. And John Kasich, lately depicted by corporate media as the embodiment of sanity if not sainthood, was a principal in that wave of sexual McCarthyism known as the Clinton impeachment. I look at the Republicans with the looming chaos of their convention and I try to like Hillary. I discount 99 percent of what GOP operatives have thrown at her for 30 years. But so far I just can’t go past the fact that she’s an interventionist and hawk. Her latest speech after Brussels terror called for intensified bombing in Iraq and Syria. Bombing is terror, too, and has caused in large measure the humanitarian catastrophe we have now. Just ask Doctors Without Borders, whose hospital was hit by the U.S. Air Force. Bombs do not distinguish “good guys” from “bad guys.” But there’s one candidate running who might actually be a good guy with more than corporate interests at heart and that’s Bernie Sanders, the sole progressive. — Bret Raushenbush ABQ Free Press welcomes letters to the editor and bylined opinion pieces, subject to editing by the newspaper for style and length. Letters may appear in print on the newspaper’s website, www.freeabq. com. Writers should include their full name and a daytime phone number that the newspaper’s editors can use to contact them. Submissions should be sent to editor@freeabq.com cleared of the fraud allegations – and clamor is growing for a federal investigation. But perhaps the biggest self-serving power grab of the Martinez years is just now unfolding. The abrupt move by the University of New Mexico Board of Regents to seize direct control of the UNM Health Sciences Center is alleged in part to be a pre-emptory strike to head off approval of a new hospital by the former semiautonomous HSC board of directors. Lovelace Health Systems has long opposed the proposal. Lovelace was a campaign contributor to Gov. Martinez. The contrast between Gov. Martinez’s pious transparency pronouncements and the actual performance of her administration sets a new low in cynical political doublespeak. This political back-scratching farce would be almost comical were it not so detrimental to New Mexico. Bill Hume is a former editorial page editor of the Albuquerque Journal and later served as a policy adviser to former Gov. Bill Richardson. sports ABQ FREE PRESS • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • 17 Bradbury Promises to Bring ‘Full-fledged Chaos’ to Pit Y CALLING ALL PETS BY richard stevens ou can’t help but wonder if Paul Krebs, UNM’s vice president of athletics, should bring a shovel to all his news conferences. It seems King Krebs is either digging himself into a hole – or out of one. Krebs, the guy who chased off Rocky Long and also hired Mike Locksley, Yvonne Sanchez and Craig Neal, looks like he is making a good attempt to excavate himself with his latest hire – Mike Bradbury. Bradbury will replace Sanchez as the holder of the keys to The Pit on the women’s side. You remember The Pit, don’t ’ya? It was once one of the best venues in the nation to play women’s college basketball. Yes, The Pit has faded a bit – well, a lot – but it is still above the norm, and there is hope that maybe The Pit can recapture its faded glory. There are at least two reasons to expect Bradbury to be an improvement. There is really only one way to go, and that is up. And Bradbury looks like a pretty good hire. Krebs actually might have done some research before tossing out the big bucks. It’s not that Bradbury is a “wow” hire. He comes from Wright State, which is not exactly a powerhouse or a big name in women’s basketball. But let’s face it: There aren’t too many “wow” hires in women’s basketball because the sport is pretty much pushed to the back pages of the sports pages from the East Coast to the West Coast. But Bradbury will find things are different in New Mexico and in Albuquerque. The heartbeat of New Mexico is still basketball and the potential of The Pit has only been scratched (by Don Flanagan) and not scratched recently. You have to blame Krebs for this decline because he failed to act with boldness and foresight when he replaced Flanagan five years back. Bradbury, 46, says a few things you want to hear from a guy making $250,000 in his first year and $275,000 a year over the next four. He has a five-year contract. He coached from 2007 to 2010 at Morehead State where he rolled out a modest 50-44 record. Not good enough for The Pit. He then jumped to Wright State from 2010 to 2015 and went 128-73. That’s better, but when you consider The Pit is worth an 80 percent win percentage, you want more. You want the stuff that Flanagan produced in his early years. Bradbury could do better. Flanagan was a dynamic floor coach and polished his Lobos with fundamentals and purpose. He was not a dynamic recruiter, and he never hired a dynamic staff to make up for this shortcoming. Bradbury needs to make some dynamic hires. The Pit already has a fan base that exceeds most of the colleges in America. The women players don’t really choose colleges based on ESPN appearances. They want a good experience. They want an education. They want a chance to win. The Pit is an exceptional lure. The Lobos will dribble-drive and attack. This is a good way to play in The Pit with its rabid crowd Bradbury said at the news conference that “coaches all over the country know about this program and are envious.” He said he understands the high expectations but said he thinks those Pit dreams are “right on.” He also says his Lobos will run – play at “full-fledged chaos.” The Lobos will dribble-drive and attack. This is a good way to play in The Pit with its rabid crowd. There is energy to be milked out of WisePies Arena – energy that was wasted over the past several seasons because the sizzling upside to Lobo basketball was never reached. It would be nice if Bradbury also throws out a full-court press and some half-court traps. And a lot of Flanagan stuff – defense, honoring possessions, focus, preparation, taking good shots, etc. Krebs emphasized that Bradbury has a strong desire to work at UNM and that that was a plus in making the decision to hire him. Yeah, Locksley, Sanchez and Neal had the same desire. Would you hire someone who did not have a strong desire to come to UNM and make an outrageous salary? Here’s hoping that Bradbury brings a few other qualities to the table. Richard Stevens is a former sports writer for The Albuquerque Tribune. More recently, he was an insider at the Lobo athletic department. Reach him at rstev50@gmail.com Joscylyn Huffmeister sent us this photo of her “emotional support kitty of three years, Mau Mau.” She said Mau Mau is a very loving flame point Siamese who is “a constant source of entertainment for our family with his antics,” and who is supportive of a baby girl born into the family on Feb. 14. Send it to petphotos@freeabq.com Include your name, phone number, and your pet’s name, and we’ll try to reserve their spot in the pet parade. Submit your purr-fect cat videos by April 30 Submit entries to: FelineFilms@AnimalHumaneNM.org Prizes to be awarded at the event: $250 Best in Show Cash Prize Gift Baskets for 2nd & 3rd Place Guidelines available at: AnimalHumaneNM.org/FelineFilmFestival Presented by Animal Humane New Mexico and CABQ Film Office OBITUARY Organic Herb Farmer, Pilot Tom Kuehn Dead at 69 18 • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • ABQ FREE PRESS BY DAN VUKELICH T elp Let Us H our ind Y You F te Soulma www.freeabq.com/dating/ homas William Kuehn was a man who knew no limits but the sky. In his 35 years as a certified flight instructor in Albuquerque, Tom became known for his professionalism, his insistence on safety first and his habit of going to war with the powers that be over needless red tape – be it the FAA, the City of Albuquerque, or the phone company. Tom died peacefully at age 69 on March 19 at his South Valley home. He is survived by his wife, Corey, and their 10-year-old son, Robert, the most curious and energetic of children. Tom began his career in flight instruction as a freelance teacher with no plane and no office. He and his students would hop the fence at the Albuquerque International Airport to gain access to rental planes owned by his past students. Tom’s early students practiced at Double Eagle II Airport on the West Side long before there were buildings there. On the day Tom deemed a student ready to solo, he would get out of the plane, propeller turning, sit on the infield grass by the runway, smoking a cigar, and watch as his fledgling pilots bounced their way to their first landing. Tom taught a basic ground school and instrument ground school for the University of New Mexico’s Continuing Education program for several years. He also taught the basics of aviation at Albuquerque High School. He eventually became founder and chief flight instructor at West Mesa Aviation, a flight school at Double Eagle that grew to become a full-service fixed-base operator that fueled, rented and serviced aircraft. At its peak, Tom oversaw a half dozen instructors and mechanics and a fleet of 15 single-engine and multiengine aircraft. In his career, Tom instructed hundreds of private pilots, many of whom went on to become pilots for major airlines. In the 1990s, a national flying magazine sought out the U.S. flight instructor with the most hours in a Cessna 172, a basic training aircraft. The magazine’s editors found Tom and awarded him the prize of an all-expenses-paid trip to the Farnborough Air Show near London. He later scored a flight on a British Airways Concorde to London. For many years, Tom performed charity work by flying ophthalmologists deep into the state of Chihuahua, Mexico, to perform cataract surgeries on the Tarahumara indigenous people. Tom was known for his acerbic and often self-deprecating wit. While he was gruff on first appearance, people who came to know him found him a caring, unselfish man with an unending curiosity and a desire to learn. He was generous with his time and talents, most recently as a volunteer on the governing council at the International School at Mesa del Sol. Tom was a veteran of the U.S. Coast Guard. He served most of his enlistment on the icebreaker Sebago, which was frequently stationed in the North Atlantic. He used his GI Bill benefits to learn to fly. Early in his adult life, he worked as an Outward Bound instructor in Maine, as a carpenter, as a club hockey player, and as a New Mexico motorcycle safety instructor. He served as a mountainclimbing expedition logistician in the Andes. On one expedition, after a New Zealand climber fell thousands of feet to his death, Tom camped weeks near the ravine where the body lay, as required by Chilean law, waiting for relatives to arrive from New Zealand to identify and claim the body. Tom met his wife, Corey, who worked at a convenience store near his farm. He would stop by frequently to invite her out for coffee. His weeks of persistence paid off, and they eventually married. Tom was a life-long fan of whatever hockey team represented his home state of Minnesota. He enjoyed poker, golf, a good cigar, good whiskey and working the land on his South Valley farm. He loved fishing, especially with his son. For the last decade, Tom owned and operated Bethany Farms, a certified organic farm in the South Valley that grew herbs, lettuce, and chile and tomato plants for the La Montañita Co-op stores. After he died, friends made sure his last crop made it to market. Tom was preceded in death by his mother, Dorothy, and father, Robert, of Minneapolis, and by his brother, Bob, of Boston. Services will be private. A memorial will be held for family, friends and former flight school students at 6:30 p.m. on April 9 at the Albuquerque Press Club. Arts/food ABQ FREE PRESS • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • 19 Giving Ballet a Whirl at Keshet BY KARIE LUIDENS N ight has fallen by the time I arrive at Keshet Center for the Arts (4121 Cutler Ave NE), but the building is still brightly lit and echoing with activity. Most of the noise comes muffled from the far side of the lobby — music, shuffling, a teacher’s commanding voice. The volunteer who checks me in at the reception area catches me eyeing the closed doors: “That’s the teen ballet class. They’ll be out in a few minutes.” Sure enough, a flurry of adolescents pours forth just before 7 p.m., clearing Studio C-3 for the next class, Adult Ballet II. This is my first ballet class in 20 years, and as a new student, I’m unsure of what to expect. Keshet’s website reveals that I’m about to “train rigorously, mastering the plié [and] quickly memorizing complicated battement tendu, battement degagé, rond de jambe à terre, and battement frappé patterns.” For an hour-and-a-half class, that seems like a lot of ground to cover. I’ll be happy if I master the plié. A dozen of us gather around barres at the center of the studio, where a wall of mirrors reveals how well I fit in (or don’t) with the more experienced dancers. My hair is pinned into an appropriate bun, but from the neck down, I’m dressed in the stretchy neon garb of a casual runner, hot pink socks and all. The outfit pops among the other students’ mix of black leotards, white tights, sheer skirts and ballet slippers. In kindergarten, I owned a miniature version of those slippers: pale pink, thin leather, snapped into place at the ankle with an elastic strap. Back then, my mother took me to my Saturday morning classes. I recall her sighs as I clung to her legs throughout the hour, sobbing in terror. Remembering those days on the drive over, I had to laugh. Frightened by a ballet class? What’s so scary about pointing your toes and taking a few leaps? That’s what I figured when I decided dance lessons would be a fun way to shake up my stale exercise regimen. After all, Keshet’s mission statement includes “fostering unlimited possibilities through dance” and increasing “health and self-esteem.” The center offers some 80 classes a week, adapted to students of all ages and abilities. This must be the place where an amateur adult can give ballet a judgment-free whirl. None of these be-slippered ballerinas seem to mind my socked feet or awkward arrival. I smile and consider making small talk, but I don’t get a chance. The teacher appears without warning and starts issuing instructions: “Five and six and seven and eight, demi-plié, relevé ...” As if by magic, everyone falls into line at the barre, their legs dipping and lifting in unison. I stand paralyzed for an instant. Off on the wrong foot, I scurry to insert myself behind an elegant older woman. “Starting in first, left hand barre-side,” she continues. “And stretch and seven and eight, grand plié, big big plié, all the way down — and one and two, up on three and four.” Our instructor is Sarah Williams, director of Keshet’s Pre-Professional Program and their core teacher of ballet. She earned a master’s degree in theater and dance from the University of New Mexico and has trained in several styles of instruction, including Russian Vaganova, Italian Cecchetti and the French methods. Williams is the only ballet teacher in Albuquerque who’s certified in the American Ballet Theatre’s National Training Curriculum. As she demonstrates each sequence, counting us in with recorded piano music, I try not to feel intimidated. Despite the unbroken stream of instruction, I steal frequent glances at other students to check my steps. I tell myself, point, flex, find your balance. From 16-year-olds to equally-lithe 80-year-olds, I’m surrounded by good examples to follow. Everyone else seems to know what she’s doing, and they’re all so focused on their own form that my slip-ups go unnoticed. Mostly. Williams paces around the studio, offering terse corrections as needed. Each time she passes, a twinge of kindergarten fear ripples through me. The teacher is terrifying and I’m terrible and I’m going to be punished. Thing is, I’ve come a long way in 20 years. In terms of dancerly technique, I flub a lot of frappé patterns, wobble when on one foot and consistently leap with the wrong leg when we transition from the barre to allegro floor combinations. But in terms of courage and persistence, I’ve advanced by leaps and bounds. Every time the fear flutters in, I remind myself that missteps aren’t a punishable offense. They’re a part of life. So I take the leap, wrong leg and all. When the class ends, I’m breathless and pretty sure I’ll be sore the next day, but I’m also happy to know I kept up. Each ballerina curtsies to the teacher in turn before changing out of her slippers. I hang back to ask Williams how I did for a first-timer. Overall, it seems I did fine. “There’s nothing that is a mistake,” Williams assures me. “Really, there’s not. As long as you’re trying, there are no mistakes.” “Even though I leapt with the wrong foot?” Williams stands firm: “You’ll learn, and next time, you’ll leap with the right foot.” “That’s a good life philosophy.” Nodding, she assents. “There are a lot of good life philosophies in ballet.” As I pull chunky gym sneakers over my socks and head out into the night, I consider her parting words. There’s a lot to learn here. Maybe it’s time I invest in adult-sized ballet slippers. I’ll see how sore I am in the morning. Karie Luidens is an Albuquerque-based writer of criticism, commentary, current events, and semiconnected musings. Bites of Burque: Serving Fresh Food News BY TY BANNERMAN Jenny from the block Jennifer James plans to return to Nob Hill after a decade away. According to an update on Jennifer James 101’s website, the multiple award-winning chef’s restaurant will be relocating to the 2300 block of Central NE, adjacent to the soon-to-shutter original Satellite Coffee location. The space will require significant updates to serve as a restaurant, so no opening schedule has been announced. James’ previous Nob Hill venture, Graze, occupied the spot that currently houses Nob Hill Bar & Grill and closed in 2006 after creative differences between its business partners. of their new coffee shop chain 35 North Coffee. The café will nestle in next to the existing Draft Station (1720 Central SW) and feature a ski bum-influenced roster of beverages and food. For example, their Oatmeal Latte consists of oatmeal, brown sugar, espresso and foamed milk, while their Adjust Your Latitude Coffee is made with butter, coconut oil and MCT oil. Santa Fe Dining expects to open the coffee shop sometime this summer. Lights, camera, food! In other Nob Hill news, the space formerly occupied by Kurt’s Camera Corral (for 65 years!) has been purchased by Coe & Peterson. The new owners plan to convert the space into several storefronts, adding an elevator to access a roof-deck. New tenant possibilities include regional chain Frost Gelato and, according to Albuquerque Business First, “one or two restaurants.” 35 North heads South Organic or no? Santa Fe Dining, the company behind Chama River Brewing, The Draft Station and Santa Fe’s Blue Corn Café, will launch an Albuquerque location Co-opted? An Albuquerque institution for 40 years, La Montañita Co-op recently garnered controversy after a board cont. on page 20 ARTS 20 • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • ABQ FREE PRESS Matters of the Art: Dependence, Transience & ‘Rezilience’ BY LISA BARROW living ABQ FREE PRESS • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • 21 Me-wow! Welcoming Gatos y Galletas by M. BRIANNA STALLINGS When painkillers attack New Mexico, we have a problem: More of us died of drug overdoses in 2014 than from firearms, falls or even motor vehicle accidents. At 547 such deaths, we suffered at almost double the national rate. In fact, our rate of death from drug overdose has more than doubled since 2000. We’re scrambling to figure out what to do about it. On March 4, Governor Susana Martinez signed a bill finally making it legal for individuals, first responders, community organizations and others to keep and use opiate overdose antidote Naloxone. Urgently needed, the bill passed unanimously in the legislature. Improved access to Naloxone and protection from civil liability for its use will save lives. New Mexico’s situation is a microcosm of a national quagmire that’s been brewing for decades. How did the U.S. get twisted up in this morass of opiate addiction and deaths? Journalist Sam Quinones set out to answer that very question in “Dreamland: The True Tale of America’s Opiate Epidemic” (Bloomsbury; paperback; $18). What Quinones uncovered was a disturbing history of capitalism run amok. In the 1990s, time-release painkiller OxyContin was marketed as having less potential for abuse; the resulting addiction epidemic was aggravated by an influx of cheap Mexican black tar heroin. In communities across the country, this double whammy of opiate availability has proven devastating. Quinones is keynote speaker at a free event on Monday, April 11, at the African American Performing Arts Center (310 San Pedro NE). With its interwoven tales of addicts, traffickers and cops, “Dreamland” serves as a jumping-off point for discussion of New Mexico’s own collective struggle with opiate addiction. Hosted by Bookworks, Quinones’ reading starts at 5:30 p.m. The main event kicks off at 6:30 p.m. Scope the schedule at bkwrks.com/sam-quinones. Power’s ephemeral vessels Through her art, Abbey Hepner delights viewers even as she disturbs them. Take, for example, her “Nuclear Mascot” project. In it, characters embody the identities of Japan’s nuclear power plants. In the wake of 2011’s tsunami, earthquakes and subsequent nuclear meltdowns devastated Japan. Hepner created her own quirky, adorable mascot and photographed it peering into an abandoned elementary school, picking mushrooms in a bamboo BITES, Page 19 decision to stock conventionally grown fruits and vegetables alongside organic ones. In an Albuquerque Journal article, the move was described as a cost-saving measure. The news was greeted by customer-owner outcry. Several critics voiced their concerns on Facebook. “Adding produce sprayed with pesticides and labeling them ‘Clean 15’ seems misleading and not in the best interest of the co-op as a standard of good, local, organic food. There are plenty of places to buy pesticide-laden foods. Please continue to stand against poisons,” wrote one commenter. Imperial additions forest and watching nuclear protesters on TV. Hepner’s tactics make alarming subjects more approachable. Her series “Transuranic” photographically documented U.S. sites that send nuclear waste to the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant (WIPP) in Carlsbad, N.M. Produced in 19th-century format “uranotype,” which uses radioactive uranium in place of silver to produce reddish-brown prints, the work retains a detectable amount of radiation. When installed, two Geiger counters click away atop one of the “Transuranic” prints, “filling the [gallery] space with a warning.” The opening reception for Hepner’s MFA thesis show “Evocative Objects” happens at CFA Downtown (113 Fourth Street NW) on Friday, April 15, from 5 to 9 p.m. The exhibit runs April 8 to 22. The show includes photographs, video and objects “based around systems of power and transitional vehicles through which we experience loss and attempt to hold on to authentic experiences.” CFA Downtown is open Wednesdays and Fridays from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. or call 221-8037 for an appointment. For more info, visit bit.ly/EvocativeObjects. Indigeneity and exclusivity Prefer to drink in art with mighty gulps rather than itsy sips? If so, “Rezilience: Indigenous Arts Experience” is just the thing to slake your thirst. On Saturday, April 30, over 60 painters, musicians, vendors, rappers, nonprofits, poets and filmmakers take over the National Hispanic Cultural Center (1701 Fourth Street SW) all day long, celebrating enduring cultures, self-expression and collaboration with an exhibition and movement event Construction of Downtown’s Imperial Building at Second and Silver SW is nearly complete. The Imperial Building will be home to the highly anticipated Silver Street Market grocery store and several additional new tenants. Abbey Brewing Company, maker of Monk’s Ale, will partner with the owners of Eli’s Place (formerly Sophia’s Place) to develop a taproom and kitchen called Monk’s Corner. The restaurant will serve “neo-New Mexican food” designed to complement the beers on tap. Restaurant chain Crackin’ Crab also plans to open a location in the building. The Imperial Building is slated for completion this summer, and Monk’s Corner is expected to open in fall 2016. that immerses visitors in modern indigenous talent. Intentionally inclusive and engineered for all ages and backgrounds, “Rezilience” is loosely organized into areas of interest. “Design” brings together visual artists, muralists and installation artists. “Expression,” hosted by Tanaya Winder, rejoices in Native poetry. “Inspiration” offers workshops and activities, while “Exchange” offers a chance to purchase food and art and engage with nonprofits. Film showcase “Vision” features work from Native entertainers Steven Paul Judd (“American Indian Graffiti”) and Bobby Wilson of comedy troupe the 1491s. “Voice” brings performers like hip-hop artist Supaman and Filipino rapper Ruby Ibarra to the stage. Emphasizing “Rezilience’s” commitment to positivity and well-being, the day begins with “Movement.” The event’s only off-site activities, 5K and 10K runs along Rio Grande running trails, start at 7 a.m. The National Hispanic Cultural Center opens at 9 a.m., and “Rezilience” runs until midnight. The film showcase and concert have differing prices ($15 and $40, respectively), but basic access to the exhibit is just $5. All-access passes are $55, and VIP status will run you $120. Kids under 7 get in free. Since some ticket prices may increase on day of show, buying them early at nhccnm.org is advisable. Learn more at rezartx.com. Lisa Barrow is a member of the Dirt City Writers collective. Visit her on the interwebs at facebook.com/LisaBarrowLikesWords. She most recently served as arts & lit and web editor at Weekly Alibi. Chewing the fat At the end of March aka National Nutrition Month, personal finance website WalletHub released a ranking of a hundred American cities on obesity, problems related to weight and overall healthy environment. While it’s not clear why a personal finance site is ranking cities according to average weight, it’s nice to know that Albuquerque came in 82nd on the list, with Memphis, Tenn., ranked as America’s Number One “fattest city.” Journalist Ty Bannerman, who loves to eat, reports on local food news for ABQ Free Press. C alling me a cat magnet is a huge understatement. My ability to consistently summon unseen felines from their yards has even earned me the nickname “The Cat Whisperer.” It’s disheartening for animal lovers like me to hear the grim statistics on shelter animals. The ASPCA estimates that approximately 3.4 million cats enter shelters nationwide each year. Of those, 1.4 million are euthanized; most, if not all, were healthy, adoptable critters. Aside from spaying and neutering to reduce population and adoption to provide loving homes for those that remain, another option is the cat café. Before jumping to conclusions, cats are not on the menu. A cat café is a themed space offering cats a place to play, eat and snooze and people a chance to interact with cats in a relaxed, public environment. These cafés originated in Taiwan but really took off in Japan, where population constraints and housing policies prevent people from keeping companion animals in their homes. The cafés came stateside in 2014. Many North American cat cafés operate on an adoption model, where guests can take home a kitty they make a special connection with. Launched by local entrepreneur Julia Grueskin, Gatos y Galletas aka Cats and Cookies (located at 412 and 414 Central SE) is Albuquerque’s first cat café with adoption options. As the proprietor of Gatos y Galletas, 26-year-old Grueskin is friendly and approachable, with a wide smile and an air of laid-back professionalism. Many moments during our in-person interview — conducted as Grueskin and I sat cross-legged on the floor of the cat room — were interrupted by little whiskers and noses poking in to see what the fuss was about. You can, too, at Gatos y Galletas’ grand opening, tentatively scheduled for 10 a.m. on Saturday, April 9. Facebook fans of GyG are asked to choose an hour-long window for a session with the kitties. This method gives everyone a chance to visit, while also ensuring a safe, calm space for the cats. Participants pay a $3 fee to spend time in the cat room. Patrons can dine in the café next door or have their food packaged up to enjoy in the cat room. There will also be $10 cat yoga sessions, wherein guests can do down dog while a curious cat crawls between their legs. volunteers who take care of over 100 cats; some of those volunteers will foster six to 10 cats at a time in their own houses, then bring them to PetCo for weekend adoption events. So I thought it would work for me to have Gatos y Galletas act as a foster home for some of their cats and that people could adopt them from here as well. One of Gatos y Galletas’ residents visits with owner Julia Grueskin For hours and more info, visit gatosygalletas.com, call 243-9955, or email info@gatosygalletas.com. ABQ Free Press: Why start a cat café? Given your professional background as a chef and a yoga instructor, it seems like a drastic transition. Julie Grueskin: I started hearing about cat cafés when they first came to the states. Part of me wanted to be the first person to do it in New Mexico, and I thought it could benefit the community. I’ve always loved cats. I wanted to be a veterinarian for most of my childhood, but I became a chef and yoga instructor instead. So when I heard of the idea of a cat café, I thought, “Oh, this is perfect! I can bring together my love for animals with my love for healthy cooking and yoga.” All the cats are from FAT Katz, a local nonprofit no-kill cat shelter and foster service. How did that arrangement happen? FAT Katz reached out to me. I think it works out well, because they don’t have their own brick-and-mortar shelter like Animal Humane New Mexico. They have a network of foster At the moment, you’ve got all young cats here. I know it’s hard to find homes for older cats, since they may have a history of trauma or difRene Thompson ficulty. Will you have a wider age range of cats in the future? I will, yes. These are the ones that were selected for our first group, but that’s definitely something I’ve had in mind, because I totally agree; it’s often harder for them to get adopted, and I’d like to give them a better chance. What about the cats’ safety? Are you taking special precautions since your business is located right on Central? We’re going to put some material in the windows that has holes in it that are small enough for the cats not to be able to get through and then some extra signage to make sure the outside door, and the doors to the cat room and the café all stay properly closed. Tell me about the menu you plan to serve at the café. It’ll change based on seasonal availability. I want to get a lot of the produce from local farms. The food will be all vegetarian cuisine, with a lot of vegan and gluten-free options, as well. We’ll have kale salad, quinoa salad, curry, spring rolls and sushi rolls, buffalo cauliflower, squash soup ... things like that. We’ll also have espresso drinks with regular or nondairy milk, raw and baked desserts, fresh juices and smoothies, and I think at some point we even might try to get a beer and wine license. Rene Thompson The revamped storefront at Gatos y Galletas M. Brianna Stallings writes so you don’t have to. 22 • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • ABQ FREE PRESS Beer Town: Welcome to Flight Club drink by TY BANNERMAN Paint It Black Milk Stout: The name says it all: this is an ultra-black milk stout. Its malty body has woody and chocolatey notes. Paint It Black is solid, true-to-style beer with a ripple of coffee. Served on nitro, the pour cascades, resulting in an impossibly thick, creamy head. 5.6 percent ABV. The Beer Town Stamp of Awesomeness is hereby awarded to: Roamer Red. Got a hot tip on Albuquerque’s beer scene? Know of a seasonal draft I’ve simply got to try? Drop me a line at beertownabq@gmail.com Make tracks to Sidetrack F or this issue, I’m rolling out a new feature for this column; I call it Flight Club. The first rule of Flight Club is that you must keep the Chuck Palahniuk jokes to a minimum. Actually, that’s the only rule. So here’s how Flight Club works: Even in a town as hop-crazed as Burque, there are weeks when beer news is slow. During these brief respites, I’ll partake in a drinkable tour of a couple local breweries and report my findings to the residents of Beer Town. Ordering and reporting on these offerings may assist readers in seeking out the beer(s) of their dreams. I’ll also anoint my favorite beer from each establishment with the Beer Town Stamp of Awesomeness. Knowing my own predilections, I won’t bother with wheat beers or cider. I already know I hate them, so you’re on your own with those categories. Behind the Red Door The first-ever Flight Club went down at Red Door Brewing Company (1001 Candelaria NE). When you picture a microbrewery, the imaginary facility that comes to mind looks just like Red Door. This is a no-frills joint with a concrete floor and a cavernous interior that’s redolent of hops and barley. It’s the kind of place where the beer’s quality comes before any and all other considerations. Gateway Blonde: Straw-colored and crystal clear. A sweet floral aroma hits the nose before translating to an apple-y crispness on the tongue. Gateway Blonde is a light, thirst-quenching ale. With a relatively low 4.9 percent ABV, you can enjoy another glassful. Strong Scotch Ale: A garnet-red wee heavy. A wisp of smoke followed by an intensely peaty, whiskey-like flavor that enlivens the taste buds. A touch of honeyed sweetness is Strong Scotch Ale’s end note. This highly drinkable beast comes in at 8.1 ABV, so pace yourself. Roamer Red Ale: Ruby-colored with a dank and grassy hops aroma. A heavy, satiating caramel malt flavor contrasts neatly with bitter hops and a biscuitlike finish. Every sip of Roamer Red demands another swallow, and so on and on. This satisfying brew occupies mid-range ABV at 6.2 percent. Threshold IPA: Burnt orange with a lingering head. The nose is rife with the piney punch of Northwestern hops, and the first taste is super bitter (this is a 100 IBU beer) with a positively grapefruity aftertaste and a lingering woody flavor. 6.6 percent ABV Bad Moon Ryesing Black RyePA: Vampy port-like color with a brandy aroma. Smooth and velvety, Bad Moon slips right down the back of the tongue. It finishes with a warm, lingering coffee accent. This RyePA (6.3 percent ABV) is wonderful and unique. Situated Downtown, Sidetrack Brewing Co. (413 Second Street SW) shares an aesthetic philosophy with Zendo, the coffee shop/art gallery next door. The warm minimalist ambiance of Sidetrack is the perfect vibe for a first date drink or a heart-to-heart with a close friend. When I visited, it was too chilly to sit outside, but the patio looks promising for warmer weather. But enough about the design, it’s time for Flight Club. Pub Ale: Minimal aroma in a light, sweet malt-forward ale that’s super easy to drink. According to my bartender, it’s even better as a traditional cask ale; unfortunately, they ran out right before we ordered a sample. film ABQ FREE PRESS • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • 23 NM Film Focus: From ‘Better Call Saul’ to Incentive Debate by CHRISTA VALDEZ Railhead Red: This sucker is intensely malty and quite sweet. There’s a touch of golden citrus to its aroma, and its finish is pleasantly bitter. Switchgear IPA 1: The malt in this IPA is quite assertive, with the piney hops washing in second. A much more balanced IPA than Railhead, with a satisfying tang on completion. Switchgear IPA 2: Watch out! These hops come on hard and shoot right up your nose. The malt character is overpowered by the hops, which continue to linger long after your final sip. If you like hops, and only hops, this is your beer. If not, stick with IPA 1. Dark Engine Stout: A liqueur-like aroma, sweet and heavy. There’s a touch of smoke to this stout and a vaguely oily mouthfeel. 310 to Belen Brown: Sweet and malty on first taste, touches of coffee and grapefruit on second. Drink, repeat. The Beer Town Stamp of Awesomeness is hereby awarded to: Pub Ale. Until next time, dear readers, keep drinking and brewing. Ty Bannerman is a beer drinker, co-host of City on the Edge podcast, and author of “Forgotten Albuquerque” as well as a forthcoming memoir. He most recently served as managing, feature and food editor at Weekly Alibi. Y ou may know actor Patrick Fabian as Howard Hamlin on “Better Call Saul.” Or you might simply recognize his piercing blue eyes and chiseled jaw from innumerable film and television roles over his two-decade career. ABQ Free Press sat down with Fabian to talk “Better Call Saul,” other upcoming projects and the reasons why he’s an ally of the New Mexico film industry. As New Mexico Film & Media Day’s 2016 keynote speaker, Fabian delivered a rousing speech at the Roundhouse on what the state’s vibrant film industry accomplishes for residents as well as for grateful migrant workers like himself. The “Better Call Saul” star was elated by the recent announcement of AMC’s renewal of the hit series for a third season. “I was thrilled to hear that it was official,” Fabian admits. “As an actor, you learn to never get too comfortable until the plane ticket is in hand.” Fabian and his costars likely won’t return to New Mexico to resume filming until late summer or early fall. Courtesy of author Patrick Fabian (“Better Call Saul”) and Christa Valdez at the Roundhouse for this year’s Film & Media Day Yet Albuquerque and New Mexico remain part of his everyday life. He’s currently enjoying being recognized by people from all over the world who greet him with conflicted emotions over his enigmatic portrayal of law firm lead partner Howard Hamlin. Do we love or hate him? At this point in the series, it’s still impossible to decide. Fabian is genuinely a fan of the show. His impossibly blue eyes light up as he confides that he’s thoroughly enjoying watching the relationship between eponymous star Saul Goodman née Jimmy McGill (Bob Odenkirk) and the complex Kim Wexler (Rhea Seahorn) unfold. “They just get to be boyfriend and girlfriend,” intones Fabian. He remains understandably tightlipped as to his own character’s fate but admits some people are convinced Howard Hamlin will meet his demise before long. “You never know. Harry could just wind up retiring on a beach somewhere,” he mused. “I’m more worried about Mike (Jonathan Banks) and the trouble he’s getting mixed up in.” As both its star and a fan just like the rest of us, Fabian anxiously awaits more “Better Call Saul.” In the meantime, keep an eye out for Fabian in the forthcoming suspenseful “coming of middle-age” film “DriverX.” In director Henry Barrial’s latest, Fabian plays a man at a literal crossroads, making ends (almost) meet as a stay-at-home dad turned ridesharing freelancer for an Uber-like company. Cont. on page 25 HOW TO 24 • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • ABQ FREE PRESS On Service: The Ian Maksik Story n a warm summer day in Brooklyn, my parents were stuck in a traffic jam. Waiting for a ferry to Rockaway’s beaches, my father was a new law school grad who would only serve two clients. Waiting for traffic to move, he spotted a “Lot for Lease” sign. Noticing everyone else awaiting the ferry, he mused about his own hunger and his certainty that others there were equally famished. Turning to my mom, he said, “Let’s open up a hot dog stand on that lot over there.” Ultimately, it became the largest nightclub in the world and played host to every big showbiz name save Frank Sinatra Sr. At the height of its popularity, it served more than 6,000 tables on a typical Saturday night. I was almost born at that hot dog stand. By the time I was 4, I was helping my mom set tables. At 7, I was working in the kitchen. I bused tables by 11 and became their best waiter by age 16. My dad was vice president of the NYC Nightclub Association. When I was 13, he brought me along to The Latin Quarter, owned by Lou Walters, Courtesy of Ian Maksik the association president. Lou was Barbara Walters’ father, and she sat opposite me at that meeting, where I learned about the Cornell Hotel School. At 14, I was Tony Bennett’s light man at our club, and that was also the year I interviewed for Cornell. After ABQ FREE PRESS • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • 25 state’s filming future. “It’s not a cap on those working now,” Hendry said. “It’s a cap on the hopes and dreams of young New Mexicans.” film focus, Page 23 BY IAN MAKSIK O FILM matriculating from Cornell, I became general manager of our nightclub for nine years. When it was sold, I was named general manager of the JFK Hilton. Then, I opened Terrace on the Park. I was lured away from Terrace by an offer to become assistant general manager and director of catering for Singer’s Resort Hotel in Rockland County. I stayed there for six years before becoming my own boss. I founded Ian B. Maksik Ltd. and booked hundreds of high-profile events as an independent hospitality consultant. Representing 375 caterers, restaurants and hotels as a site finder, I was empowered as a commissionable agent, signing contract and booking dates on their behalf. Over the past several years, I’ve published two books, “The A to Z’s of Professional Table Service” and an encyclopedia on catering and service titled “Service Stinks.” These books are employed in training and staff development globally in the industry. Recently, I completed my first web-based training program, Read an expanded version of this article at freeabq.com. Serve-Sational Service, and moved to Albuquerque to be close to my son. Since relocating, I’ve become affiliated with the New Mexico Restaurant Association as a service training vendor. When I spoke recently at the Albuquerque Innkeepers Association, I explained that service is simply a list of procedures while hospitality is the way a guest perceives those procedures. As the only active hospitality columnist in New Mexico, I look forward to working with my New Mexico colleagues. Ian Maksik is a Cornell Hotel School graduate, a former Hilton general manager and catering editor for New York magazine CUE. Known as “America’s Service Guru.” Maksik has keynoted, lectured and trained owners, management and staff of hospitality facilities in 21 countries and at notable industry conferences. Contact him at ian@usawaiter.com or (954) 804-5413. He says he relished the role. It found his character, Leonard, in sketchy scenarios with millennials on the streets of LA. Learn more about the actor at his website, PatrickFabian. com. And expect to see and hear more from Fabian on his imminent return to the Land of Enchantment. Indie spotlight Several independent productions made in New Mexico will be showcased on silver screens in the coming months. These films include “The Merry Maids of Madness,” “Monday,” “Opal,” “Leverage,” “Shadows of Waste” and more. Look for New Mexico-specific film blocks at local film festivals scheduled around the state. Browse a comprehensive calendar of area festivals at nmfilm.com. In a first-of-itskind screening, four Albuquerque-made Cap talk Eight television series and three feature films roll between Albuquerque and Santa Fe. No less than three unnamed film productions are in the works over the next few months. Industry insiders simultaneously rejoice at our bounty and reflect on the impact of the state’s $50 million cap on film incentives. This year’s productions are already on track to beat the record $288 million generated by the film industry for the state’s economy in 2015. Many New Mexicans working in the industry are worried that the cap may hinder incoming projects within the calendar year. Film union business agent Jon Hendry has his eye on the generational impact the cap imposes on the Start and end your day with us! KSFR fm 101.1 santa fe public radio Award winning news, public affairs & talk radio Eclectic music streaming live @ ksfr.org Listener supported public radio movies screen together at the Monterrey International Film Festival (Festival Internacional de Cine de Monterrey) in June. The special program will feature works by New Mexico filmmakers from 82|92 Productions and 4.5 Films. New Mexico indie production “T@gged” was picked up for digital distribution in late 2015 and is expected to resume filming a second season this summer. N.M. film on demand Need a New Mexico film fix STAT? The following N.M.-made movies and shows are now streaming on Netflix: “The Ridiculous 6,” “Bare,” “Frontera,” “The Homesman,” “Sweetwater,” “Frank,” “Big Sky,” “Boys of Abu Ghraib,” “Banshee Chapter,” “As Cool As I Am,” “Just Like a Woman,” “Odd Thomas,” “Seal Team Six,” “Tiger Eyes,” “This Must Be the Place,” “The Reunion,” “Persecuted,” “Lemonade Mouth,” “Inhale,” “The Killer Inside Me,” “Longmire,” “Breaking Bad” and the first season of “Better Call Saul.” New Mexico film expert Christa Valdez, of OneHeadlightInk.com, reports on movie industry news for ABQ Free Press. CALL NOW! G SOON! 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The phobia isn’t prevalent enough to research or deemed an ailment by most who suffer from it. Yet it still fascinates the masses. In “Bad Clowns,” the author examines the psyche of real-life cracked clowns such as serial killer John Wayne Gacy and English entertainer Joseph Gramaldi, whose tormented memoirs were edited by Charles Dickens. From lyrics to film and TV, our society’s fascination with scary clowns forms a feedback loop. Radford explains why we let ourselves be afraid of clowns depicted by movies such as “It” or “Poltergeist.” Radford, a supernatural skeptic and science-based paranormal investigator, researches subjects such as mass hysteria and critical thinking while debunking urban legends and other bizarre phenomena. The author will read from “Bad Clowns” at Bookworks (4022 Rio Grande NW) at 3 p.m. on Saturday, April 16. For more info, visit bkwrks.com/ben-radford. ‘Armada’ by M. BRIANNA STALLINGS I n the 2009 film “Fanboys,” a pack of circa-1998 Star Wars geeks embarks on a cross-country road trip to George Lucas’ Skywalker Ranch. Their driving impetus? A desire to see “Episode I — The Phantom Menace” before it hits theaters. That screenplay was co-written by Ernest Cline, who proudly proclaims that his creative identity stems from his Star Wars fandom and an all-consuming love for video games and ’80s ephemera. Although “Fanboys”— and if we’re being honest, “Episode I”— received mixed reviews, the film proved Cline’s ability to capture the singleminded passions of American otakus, a Japanese term for young people whose obsessions with computers and/or popular culture often outweigh social skills. Since then, nerd culture has risen from an underground interest to a mainstream multibillion dollar industry, and Cline’s writing career has skyrocketed. His bestselling 2011 novel “Ready Player One,” an adventure set in a gameworld dominated 2044, is being adapted into a movie directed by Steven Spielberg. Now Cline is on a tour to promote the paperback release of his latest smash hit, “Armada” (Random House; paperback; $16). The novel examines how the life of gamer Zack Lightman is changed forever when he discovers that his favorite video game is actually a training guide for fighting an impending alien invasion. Venture into a futuristic pop culture playground at Cline’s reading and book signing at 5 p.m. on Sunday, April 17, at Santa Fe’s Jean Cocteau Cinema (418 Montezuma Ave.). Admission-only tickets are $10; for $26, you get in and receive a paperback copy of “Armada.” For more info, call (505) 466-5528. FREE FERTILITY FAIR music ABQ FREE PRESS • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • 27 On Surf Beat: Dick Dale Still Goes Trippin’ BY MARK HOPWOOD F or rock musicians and audiences, 79-year-old guitar legend Dick Dale’s primal California scream has proven unforgettable. A genre-starting talent, Dale visits Sister (407 Central NW) on Monday, May 9. Opened by local “surf noir” band Phantom Lake, the 21-plus concert starts at 8 p.m., and tickets are $30. ABQ Free Press caught up with Dale by phone at his ranch home near Twentynine Palms, Calif. Dale calls his genre “surf rock,” and pretty much every rock guitarist with a Fender knock-off has experimented with the Dick Dale sound. If you’re unfamiliar, start with instrumentals such as “Wipe Out” and journey through the sound of America’s original boy band, The Beach Boys, and sandy offshoots such as Jan and Dean. Yet Dale’s experience has spanned so many eras it seems unfair to pigeon-hole him with a “King of the Surf Guitar” label. But Charlie Daniels once sat elbow to elbow with Dale in the front row of a Nashville awards show. Dale recalls, “As I was looking at all the famous musicians being honored, I nudged him and said, ‘What am I doing here?’ [Charlie] had his big old hat on, and he looked down toward me and said to me in his country accent, ‘Suuuhn, they can’t do what you can do.’” In the 1950s, Dale was chosen by his friend Leo Fender to quality-test his first Stratocasters. He helped create his tube amps and discovered reverb for electric guitar. “I sang country like Marty Robbins, but I couldn’t sustain the vocal notes with his sort of vocal tremolo,” Dale said. “I tried a natural vibrator, and then I made an echoplex. It wasn’t very good. “But I had a Hammond organ at my house. I took it apart in my living room and adjusted its reverb so I could sing through it—a birdcage microphone like Frank Sinatra used to carry around. I took it to Leo and said, ‘This is it.’ It made me sound like Dean Martin. Then I said to Leo, ‘What if I played guitar through it?’” Dale doesn’t use special effects on his guitar or amp. “In the late 1950s, I snapped the vibrator bar off on my Fender, and the nub of the piece is still flush in it,” he said. “I liked the whammy bar on the Gibson they gave me, a Country Gentleman. It made the most beautiful sound. I used it to play pretty Latino songs because it gave a real nice, soft sound.” At a similar awards function, Dale High Quality Affordable Fertility Care, It's That Simple... �i�� �uality A�or�able �er�lity �e�ters� is please� to a��ou��e our �rst a��ual A�� �er�lity �air April 16, 2016 from 1pm to 5pm* Embassy Suites, Albuquerque Address: 1000 Woodward Pl NE, Albuquerque, NM 87102 Why You Should Come: Learn how HQA is offering the first of its kind High Quality Affordable IVF Onsite Educational Seminars on Infertitly Conditions and Treatments Who Should Come? 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Audiences love songs where the first beat is emphasized, and that reaction is important to Dale. “I don’t play for musicians,” Courtesy of artist he said. “I play for grassroots Dick Dale, the king of surf rock people. “I play the guitar like a tree: The Dick Dale trunk ... is the base string, but it is not with Phantom Lake played hard. Then I play the branches Monday, May 9, 8 p.m., 21+ and the leaves, but only loud enough Sister, 407 Central NW, sisterthebar.com so you can hear the voices and the Tickets: $30 words.” The artist’s performance sets are minimally planned out, and Dale said songs can shift rhythms quickly, depending on where he wants to go with similar conditions to keep on that night. “And with my diabetes, I pushing through. Don’t let it get you don’t even remember where I took the down.” song after the night’s performance.” When his health allows, Dale takes Dale has chased many whims a southern tour through Florida, a beyond his primary musical interest, northern tour through New York and and the man has amassed a heap of a western tour through the Southwest. amazing stories to match. Yet his body He used to fly. Now he’ll drive a is betraying him. Dale suffers a multiFord van — with a Chevy van contude of life-threatening illnesses. voy — from his ranch near Twentynine While these conditions don’t domiPalms, Palms, Calif., throughout the nate his musical life, they are always Southwest. on his mind, because he needs to keep That’s part of life now — and Dick working to cover the cost of his and his Dale is all about living. wife Lana’s medical expenses. “I have to keep doing this,” Dale Reporter, editor and photographer Mark said. “We have $3,000 a month medical Hopwood serves as president of Hopwood expenses. I talk about it onstage. I joke, Communications. Contact him via email but I [also] try to encourage anyone at mchopwood@msn.com 28 • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • ABQ FREE PRESS Within Range: The Classical Edition music CALENDAr DEFINITIVE DOZEN by M. BRIANNA STALLINGS S THROUGH APRIL pring has sprung, and what better way to ring in blossoms and sunshine than with the energetic vitality of classical music? There are more works than Vivaldi’s Spring Concerto that commemorate this resplendent time of year. Here’s a sampling of choral works, Baroque beats, resonating organs and chamber muszic coming up in Burque and beyond. Albuquerque Baroque Players Founded in 1997, Albuquerque Baroque Players’ personnel has evolved over time, but its Players keep TUESDAY, APRIL 12 1 Community: The Cookie Paw Cause to Benefit Animal Humane New Mexico FRIDAY, APRIL 8 APRIL 13–17 SUNDAY, APRIL 10 New Mexican Portraiture Now National Hispanic Cultural Center, 1701 4th St SW, 724–4771, nhccnm.org 4 Artspree: Community Guitar Day 1 pm, Free, New Mexico Museum of Art, 107 W. Palace Ave, Santa Fe, (505) 476–5072, nmartmuseum.org De Profundis men’s ensemble playing, sharing their love of vocal and instrumental music of the 17th and 18th centuries in a regular concert series. Celebrate “A Season of Song: Concert IV” at 3 p.m. on Sunday, April 17, at San Ysidro Church (966 Old Church Road in Corrales). Founding member and harpsichord player Susan Patrick has played with the New Mexico Symphony Orchestra, the Chamber Orchestra of Albuquerque and Santa Fe Pro Musica, among others. MaryAnn Shore (Baroque oboe and recorder) was the woodwind specialist with Musica Antigua de Albuquerque from 1995 to 2007. Mary Bruesch (viola da gamba) is a music specialist at the UNM Fine Arts and Design Library and previously played cello with the Nashville Symphony Orchestra. Patrick, Shore and Bruesch have performed with a variety of other New Mexico ensembles, including Santa Fe Pro Musica. Soprano Kathryn Mueller joins the Players in a concert of vocal and instrumental music by Bach, Monteverdi, Scarlatti, Elisabeth Jacquet de la Guerre and Jacob van Eyck. Admission runs from $18 general admission to $7 for students with an ID. For tickets or more info, call 400-9385 or email albuquerquebaroqueplayers@gmail.com or visit albuquerquebaroqueplayers.com. Peter Richard Conte: Organ Jubilee Concert Grand Finale For more than 25 years, organist Peter Richard Conte has had the distinction of being the grand court organist of the Wanamaker organ at Philadelphia’s Macy’s store. Two times a day, six days a week, Conte plays original compositions and transcriptions of an eclectic assortment of music for some very lucky shoppers. Nicknamed “Baby,” that Wanamaker organ also happens to be the largest functioning musical instrument in the world. Conte is organist and choirmaster for St. Clement’s Church in Philadelphia and still finds time to tour the United States and Canada extensively. That’s all impressive, as is the 60th anniversary of the massive organ housed at Albuquerque’s First Presbyterian Church (215 Locust NE). Conte brings his decades of musical experience to a special concert at the church at 5 p.m. on Saturday, April 23. This concert is the grande finale of five shows presented as part of First Presbyterian’s Organ Jubilee Concert series. The programs includes Bernstein’s “Overture to Candide,” Sibelius’ “Finlandia,” Marcel Dupre’s “Symphonie-Passion” (Parts 1 and 4) as well as works by Strauss, Alexandre Guilmant and Julius Reubke at First Presbyterian. Admission is free. Seating is available on a first-come, first-served basis. For more info, call 764-2900 or visit firstpresabq.org. ChamberCHOPS: Celestial Navigation ChamberCHOPS is also known as The Chamber Music Cooperative of the Southwest. The community-based group understands the collaborative power of music, choosing to perform without a conductor. Instead, the cooperative allows members to participate as revolving musical directors. ChamberCHOPS invites music fans to gaze at the sky and open their ears for a “Celestial Navigation: A Terrestrial Musical Journey with the Stars as our Guide.” The concert features Haydn’s “London Trios” (1794), a light composition for flutes, violins and cello; James Stephenson’s 2011 “Celestial Suite for Brass Quintet,” a five-movement suite that addresses the correlation between sacred music and astronomy and highlights five astronomers/physicists (Copernicus, Galileo, Newton, Hubble and Stephen Hawking); Michael Torke’s “July,” a 1995 riff on an overheard pop song that harkens back to Ravel, Steve Reich and Philip Glass; and Carl Nielsen’s “Wind Quintet Op. 43. C” (1922), a wind quintet staple that fuses neo-classicism and modernism. To learn more about this free concert at Congregation Albert (3800 Louisiana NE) at 2 p.m. on Sunday, April 24, visit chamberchops.org. M. Brianna Stallings makes words work. Visit freeabq.com to check our fabulous online calendar featuring hot links to cool events in the ABQ area. SHOWS See freeabq.com for a more extensive list of events. APRIL 8–10 Dirty Bourbon 9800 Montgomery Blvd NE, 296-2726, thedirtybourbon.com April 8–9, Mike Chism & Hollowpoint APRIL 18–24 Experience Various locations, Albuquerque, Abqfilmx.com FRIDAY, APRIL 22 11 Screens: Love Thy Nature 7 Word: Jazz Bebop Society: 3 Artspree: Artist Panel: 9 am, Bryn Mawr & Central, Nobhillis100.com/events 10 Screens: ABQ Film and Music Albuquerque Convention Center, 401 2nd St SW, 803–6966, more info: newmexicofashionweek.com SATURDAY, APRIL 16 Poetry & Jazz 7 pm, Free, Unity Spiritual Center, 9800 Candelaria NE, RSVP: tugg.com/events/95852 7 pm, Taos Mesa Brewing, 20 ABC Mesa Rd, APRIL 22–24 El Prado, (575) 758–1900, taosmesabrewing.com 12 Shows: Masque Aspect AirDance ArtSpace, 3030 Isleta Blvd SW, APRIL 16–17 842–9418, airdance.org 8 Outdoors: April Half-price Weekend: Kevin Eubanks Jason Vieaux 6 pm, Pueblo Harvest Café, 2401 12th St NW, 724-3510, indianpueblo.com/puebloharvestcafe 7 pm, KiMo Theatre, 423 Central Ave NW, 768-3544, kimotickets.com, nmjazz.org 3 pm, Las Placitas Presbyterian Church, 7 Paseo de San Antonio, Placitas, 867-8080, placitasartistsseries.org Marshmello 6 pm, Pueblo Harvest Café, 2401 12th St NW, 724-3510, indianpueblo.com/puebloharvestcafe 9 pm, El Rey Theater, 622 Central Ave SW, elreyabq.com Peelander Z Moonlight Lounge, 120 Central Ave SW, 764-0249, moonlightlounge.com Zap Mama Mala Mana Rock & Swab w/Rock to Cure Cancer and Delete Blood Cancer 7 pm, Burt’s Tiki Lounge, 313 Gold Ave SW, deletebloodcancer.org TUESDAY, APRIL 12 8 pm, Sister Bar, 407 Central Ave SW, 242-4900, sisterthebar.com The Pericles Project The Temporary Tattoos Low Spirits Clue: the Musical April 8, Flashback 80’s Video Music Party THROUGH APRIL 10 The Graduate Aux Dog Theatre, 3011 Monte Vista Blvd NE, 254-7716, auxdog.com The Quality of Life Keshet Center for the Arts, 4121 Cutler Ave NE, 227-8583, motherroad.org THROUGH APRIL 17 Caesar‘s Blood The Adobe Theater, 9813 4th Street NW, 898-9222, adobetheater.org Terra Nova The Vortex Theatre, 2900 Carlisle NE, 247-8600, vortexabq.org FRIDAY, APRIL 8 Chatterbox Part of The Linnell Festival of New Plays 7:30 pm, UNM Experimental Theatre, 203 Cornell Drive, 925-5858, unmtickets.com Aux Dog Theatre, 3011 Monte Vista Blvd NE, 254-7716, auxdog.com APRIL 8–MAY 1 Musical Theatre Southwest, 6320-B Domingo NE, 265-9119, musicaltheatresw.com SATURDAY, APRIL 9 NM Phil & NM Ballet Co: Alice in Wonderland 6 pm, Popejoy Hall, UNM Main Campus, 203 Cornell Drive NE, 925-5858, nmphil.org Angels all Die Part of The Linnell Festival of New Plays 7:30 pm, UNM Experimental Theatre, 203 Cornell Drive, 925-5858, unmtickets.com Birds of Chicago CD Release Party Skylight, 139 W. San Francisco St, Santa Fe, (505) 982-0775 de Profundis: Songs of the Elements 7:30 pm, St. Michael and All Angels Episcopal Church, 601 Montaño NW, 266-4240, depro.org Eryn Bent’s Birthday Show 7 pm, Distillery 365, 2921 Stanford Dr NE, 221-6281, distillery365.com Jeffery Broussard & The Creole Cowboys 8 pm, The Cooperage, 7220 Lomas Blvd NE, ampconcerts.org Solo Aqui Part of The Linnell Festival of New Plays 2 pm, UNM Experimental Theatre, 203 Cornell Drive, 925-5858, unmtickets.com APRIL 8–24 407 Central Ave SW, 242-4900, sisterthebar.com Email even t info, including event nam e, date, time, addr ess and co ntact phone num ber or website , to calendar@ freeabq.co m one month in advance of publica tion. Felix Y Los Gatos 618 Central Ave SW, 764-8887, launchpadrocks.com April 8, Nightdemon, Suspended Visigoth April 9, Freddie Gibbs April 10, Punk Rock Flea Market Sister Bar ABQ Free Press calendaR ABQ BioPark, 2601 Central Ave NW, 764–6200, abqbiopark.com ShowOff 5.0 — Time Travel: Science Fair and Talent Show for Adults 2823 2nd St NW, 344-9555, lowspiritslive.com April 8, Pink Freud, Pherkad April 9, Boomroots Collective e venT All of BioPark 7:30 pm, Lensic Theater, 211 W. San Francisco, Santa Fe, (505) 988-1234, ticketssantafe.org Launchpad in the Pet Parade and Fair Rude Boy Cookies, 115 Harvard Dr SE #7, 255–5523, animalhumanenm.org 7:30 pm, Outpost Performance Space, 210 Yale Blvd SE, 268–0044, outpostspace.org Courtesy of artist 9 Events: Nob Hill is 100 Unleashed: What We Do and How We Do It Noon, Free, The New Mexico Office of Archaeological Studies, 7 Old Cochiti Rd, Santa Fe, (505) 476–4404, nmarchaeology.org Khan, Ayaan Ali Khan + Rahim Alhaj List you r SUNDAY, APRIL 17 5 Word: Paleoethnobotany: 2 Shows: Amjad Ali Khan, Amaan Ali 6 Events: New Mexico Fashion Week De Profundis Latin for “out of the deep,” beloved local male a cappella group de Profundis says goodbye to winter and ushers in this warm, vibrant season with a program celebrating earth, air, water and fire. Directed by David Poole, de Profundis presents “Songs of the Elements” at two concerts on Saturday, April 9, and Sunday, April 10. In a career spanning more than two decades, de Profundis has released three albums and performed with jazz legend Dave Brubeck, the Albuquerque Boy Choir and Quintessence — Choral Artists of the Southwest. In 2004, de Profundis commemorated its 10th anniversary with a commissioned program conducted by acclaimed composer Alice Parker, featuring one of Parker’s original works commissioned by the choral group. “Songs of the Elements” will feature arrangements of traditional songs of Russia, the Georgia Sea Islands and the New Zealand Maori, as well as works by Joseph Barnaby, Luca Marenzio, Mussorgsky, Schubert, Ralph Vaughan Williams, Irish singer-songwriter Martin Donnelly and contemporary composer Eric Whitacre. Pianist Amy Woolley will provide occasional accompaniment. Concerts are at 7:30 p.m. on Saturday at St. Michael and All Angels Episcopal Church (601 Montaño NW) and 3 p.m. on Sunday at Immanuel Presbyterian Church (114 Carlisle SE). Tickets range from $15 general admission to free for kids under 12. For tickets, visit depro.org. For more info, call Roy Morgan, 266-4240. ABQ FREE PRESS • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • 29 3 pm, Corrales Bistro Brewery, 4908 Corrales Rd, Corrales, 897-1036, cbbistro.com Tripp Nasty & Fiends 8 pm, The Tannex, 1417 4th St SW, thetannex.com Wayne Horvitz 7:30 pm, Outpost Performance Space, 210 Yale Blvd SE, 268-0044, outpostspace.org We Are House 9 pm, Effex Nightclub, 420 Central SW APRIL 9–10 Zuni Olla Maidens Indian Pueblo Cultural Center, 2401 12th St NW, 843-7270, indianpueblo.org SUNDAY, APRIL 10 Birds of Chicago CD Release 7:30 pm, The Cooperage, 7220 Lomas Blvd NE, ampconcerts.org Calle 66 6 pm, Pueblo Harvest Café, 2401 12th St NW, 724-3510, indianpueblo.com/puebloharvestcafe Clark Libbey Part of Bloody Sundays Brunch and Bloody Mary Bar 11 am, Distillery 365, 2921 Stanford Dr NE, 221-6281, distillery365.com de Profundis: Songs of the Elements 3 pm, Immanuel Presbyterian Church, 114 Carlisle SE, 266-4240, depro.org Lo’Jo 7:30 pm, Dirty Bourbon, 9800 Montgomery Blvd NE, 296-2726, ampconcerts.org WEDNESDAY, APRIL 13 Lara Ruggles 6 pm, Taylor Ranch Library, 5700 Bogart St NW, 897-8816, ampconcerts.org THURSDAY, APRIL 14 The High Desert Blues Band to benefit The Freedom in Music Project 7 pm, Taos Mesa Brewing, 20 ABC Mesa Rd, El Prado, (575) 758-1900, taosmesabrewing.com Lara Ruggles Noon, Lomas Tramway Library, 908 Eastridge Dr NE, 291-6295, abclibrary.org Pat Malone APRIL 14–MAY 1 The Country House The Cell, 700 1st St NW, 766-9412, fusionabq.org FRIDAY, APRIL 15 Ana Vidovic 7:30 pm, New Mexico Museum of Art, 107 W. Palace Ave, Santa Fe, (505) 476-5072, nmartmuseum.org The Blunns 4:30 pm, Rio Bravo Brewing Company, 1912 2nd St NW, 900-3909, riobravobrewing.com BUKU 9 pm, Effex Nightclub, 420 Central SW, facebook.com/digitaldesert.events Chris Dracup 6 pm, Pueblo Harvest Café, 2401 12th St NW, 724-3510, indianpueblo.com/puebloharvestcafe Hieroglyphics El Rey Theater, 622 Central Ave SW, elreyabq.com Hops and Dreams: Raquy Horror Picture Show Edition 8 pm, Tractor Brewing — Wells Park, 1800 4th St NW, 243-6752, getplowed.com Jesus Cedillo Part of Noontime Guitar in the Galleries Noon, New Mexico Museum of Art, 107 W. Palace Ave, Santa Fe, (505) 476-5072, nmartmuseum.org Part of Noontime Guitar in the Galleries Noon, New Mexico Museum of Art, 107 W. Palace Ave, Santa Fe, (505) 476-5072, nmartmuseum.org 16th Annual Nuestra Musica SoulScape Thursday: Deja vs Adem Joel, Coma, Sir+ Solo Aqui 9 pm, Burt’s Tiki Lounge, 313 Gold Ave SW APRIL 14–16 Yjastros: 30th Season 7 pm, Lensic Theater, 211 W. San Francisco, Santa Fe, (505) 988-1234, ticketssantafe.org Part of The Linnell Festival of New Plays 7:30 pm, UNM Experimental Theatre, 203 Cornell Drive, 925-5858, unmtickets.com National Hispanic Cultural Center, 1701 4th St SW, 724-4771, nhccnm.org APRIL 15–MAY 1 APRIL 14–24 Albuquerque Little Theatre, 224 San Pasquale Ave SW, 242-4750, albuquerquelittletheatre.org Xicanos with Guns Two! Part of Siembra: Latino Theatre Festival National Hispanic Cultural Center, 1701 4th St SW, 724-4771, nhccnm.org The Diary of Anne Frank 30 • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • ABQ FREE PRESS ‘Wonkavision’ Endures BY ARIANE JAROCKI SUNDAY, APRIL 17 CALENDAr CALENDAr APRIL 8–21 SUNDAY, APRIL 17 3RD SUNDAYS Angels all Die Jean Cocteau Cinema Family Fun Day Part of The Linnell Festival of New Plays 2 pm, UNM Experimental Theatre, 203 Cornell Drive, 925-5858, unmtickets.com 418 Montezuma Ave, Santa Fe, (505) 466-5528, jeancocteaucinema.com Through April 14, Mermaid April 8–21, Hardcore Henry April 10, Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater Families Make History Workshop: Seed Planting AYSP: Finale Concerts 1, 3, 5 & 7:30 pm, Popejoy Hall, UNM Main Campus, 203 Cornell Drive, 875-1319, aysmusic.org Gabriel Landstedt 10:30 am, Las Puertas Event Center, 1512 1st St NW, chatterabq.org NM Philharmonic: ¡Zarzuelas! Rediscovered Romance THURSDAY, APRIL 21 SATURDAY, APRIL 16 AYSP: Chorus Program Finale Concert 5 pm, Immanuel Presbyterian Church, 114 Carlisle Blvd SE, 875-1319, aysmusic.org Bach Mass in B Minor 7:30 pm, Popejoy Hall, UNM Main Campus, 203 Cornell Drive, 925-5858, unmtickets.com Celebration of the Arts: An Evening of Dance, Music, Theatre and Art 7:30 pm, Free, Ilfeld Auditorium, New Mexico Highlands University, Las Vegas, NM, (505) 920-6235, uwc-usa.org Chatterbox Part of The Linnell Festival of New Plays 2 pm, UNM Experimental Theatre, 203 Cornell Drive, 925-5858, unmtickets.com The DCN Project 6 pm, Pueblo Harvest Café, 2401 12th St NW, 724-3510, indianpueblo.com/puebloharvestcafe Eric Cuerno Part of Noontime Guitar in the Galleries Noon, New Mexico Museum of Art, 107 W. Palace Ave, Santa Fe, (505) 476-5072, nmartmuseum.org Last Call Part of Art in the Afternoon 2 pm, Free, Albuquerque Museum of Art & History, 2000 Mountain Rd NW, 242-4600, cabq.gov/museum Rock n’ Rhythm Youth Orchestra Spring Concert 2016 7 pm, South Broadway Cultural Center, 1025 Broadway Blvd SW, 848-1320, southbroadwaytickets.com APRIL 16–17 Disney’s Alice in Wonderland Jr KiMo Theatre, 423 Central Ave NW, 768-3544, kimotickets.com TCMG presents Colores! Music Harwood Museum of Art, 238 Ledoux St, Taos, (575) 758-9826, taoschambermusicgroup.org Haak’u Buffalo Dancers (Acoma) Indian Pueblo Cultural Center, 2401 12th St NW, 843-7270, indianpueblo.org AARP Smart Driver Course Lensic Theater, 211 W. San Francisco, Santa Fe, (505) 988-1234, ticketssantafe.org APRIL 9–10 8 pm, Meow Wolf, 1352 Rufina Cir, Santa Fe, ampconcerts.org SATURDAY, APRIL 23 Screens: “Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory” 45th Anniversary Screening 2 p.m., KiMo Theatre, 423 Central Ave NW, 768-3544, kimotickets.com Roberto Devereux: The Met Live in HD Tia McGraff Supersuckers W TUESDAY, APRIL 19 EVENTS MONDAY, APRIL 18 illy Wonka — a character popularized by Gene Wilder in the 1971 film adaptation of Roald Dahl’s 1964 novel — has long transfixed audiences. Reclusive chocolatier Wonka opts to share his magical world with five lucky kids who find “golden tickets.” As a child, I certainly envied Charlie Bucket’s luck. It’s the American dream: rising from endemic poverty to make the world a better place. Surely we can all agree that chocolate improves life on Earth. On Saturday, April 23, The Albuquerque Film & Music Experience hosts a sweet fête at KiMo Theater featuring a 45th anniversary screening of the cult film classic, singalongs, costume contests and even a Wonka Land photo booth, all benefitting the AFME Foundation and charitable causes. Arrive by 1:30 p.m. to search for 10 hidden golden tickets that entitle winners to a 2017 AFME Film Lover’s Pass. SATURDAY, APRIL 16 2 pm, National Hispanic Cultural Center, 1701 4th St SW, 724-4771, nhccnm.org 6:30 pm, Solid Grounds Coffee House, 4601 Juan Tabo NE, 293-9673, ststephensabq.org George Brooks’ Aspada 7:30 pm, Outpost Performance Space, 210 Yale Blvd SE, 268-0044, outpostspace.org Terra Plena 6 pm, Pueblo Harvest Café, 2401 12th St NW, 724-3510, indianpueblo.com/puebloharvestcafe FRIDAY, APRIL 22 Conrad Tao in Recital 7:30 pm, Lensic Theater, 211 W. San Francisco, Santa Fe, (505) 988-1234, ticketssantafe.org Pherkad-Acoustic Set 7 pm, Draft Station ABQ, 1720 Central SW, 247-0193, draft-station.com APRIL 22–30 The Scarlet Letter VSA -N4th Gallery, 4904 4th St NW, 345-2140, elitenm.net APRIL 22–MAY 1 The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee Rodey Theatre, UNM Main Campus, 203 Cornell Drive, 925-5858, unmtickets.com APRIL 22–MAY 15 Anna in the Tropics Desert Rose Playhouse, 6921 Montgomery Blvd NE Ste E, 881-0503, desertroseplayhouse.net SCREENS See freeabq.com for a more extensive list of events. APRIL 8–10 Guild Cinema 3405 Central Ave NE, 255-1848, guildcinema.com Through April 10, Experiments in Cinema v11.4 — A Basement Films Event April 9, All the Time in the World, Theory of Obscurity April 10, Trapped APRIL 8–15 CCA Cinematheque 1050 Old Pecos Trail, Santa Fe, (505) 982-1338, ccasantafe.org Starts April 8, Marguerite, City of Gold Starts April 15, Sweet Bean 1:30 pm, Free, New Mexico History Museum, 113 Lincoln Ave, Santa Fe, (505) 476-5200, nmhistorymuseum.org American Girl Fashion Show Jewish Community Center, 5520 Wyoming Blvd NE, 260-0199, jlabq.org APRIL 15–17 New Mexico International Auto Show Albuquerque Convention Center, 401 2nd St SW, 768-4575, nmautoshow.com SATURDAY, APRIL 16 Fiestas de Albuquerque Noon, Free, Historic Old Town, Rio Grande Blvd & Central Ave NW, 768-2000, cabq.gov APRIL 16–17 Gun Show & 3P Preparedness Expo Expo New Mexico, 300 San Pedro Dr NE, 222-9700, exponm.com 1 pm, Loma Colorado Main Library, 755 Loma Colorado Blvd NE, Rio Rancho, RSVP: 891-5013x3033, riorancholibraries.org FRIDAY, APRIL 22 2016 Golden Gala benefitting Valle de Oro 5:30 pm, National Hispanic Cultural Center, 1701 4th St SW, friendsofvalledeoro.wildapricot.org Wine & Wishes to benefit NM Make-a-Wish 6 pm, National Hispanic Cultural Center, 1701 4th St SW, 888-9474, newmexico.wish.org ONGOING 2ND TUESDAYS Korean War Veterans Open Meeting 1 pm, New Mexico Veterans Memorial, 1100 Louisiana Blvd SE, 256-2042, nmvetsmemorial.org 2ND WEDNESDAYS Drinking Liberally – Albuquerque Chapter COMMUNITY 6 pm, O’Niell’s NE Heights, 3301 Juan Tabo Blvd NE, 264-1368, drinkingliberally.org SATURDAY, APRIL 9 WEDNESDAYS Dementia Arts Conference: Celebrating Creativity in Elder Care — A Day of Learning 10 am, New Mexico History Museum, 113 Lincoln Ave, Santa Fe, (505) 277-2250, dementiaarts.com Kids’ Future Paleontologist Class 10 am, Mama’s Minerals, 800 20th St NW, RSVP: 266-8443, mamasminerals.com THURSDAY, APRIL 14 Jewish Community Women’s Seder 6 pm, Congregation Albert, 3800 Louisiana Blvd NE, RSVP: 883-1818, congregationalbert.org FRIDAY, APRIL 15 Improve Your Posture: NM Ageless Living 2:30 pm, Free, Garden Gate Day Spa & Salon, 5 Thomas Rd., Los Lunas, 865-8813, nmagelessliving.com SATURDAY, APRIL 16 Bingo to benefit First Congregational United Church of Christ 5 pm, First Congregational United Church of Christ, 2801 Lomas Blvd NE, 265-5749, firstuccabq.org Imagine the Possibilities to benefit Keshet 6 pm, Keshet Center for the Arts, 4121 Cutler Ave NE, 227-8583, keshetarts.org Parenting Class 10:15 am, donation, Body’s Peace Place for Kids, 333 W. Cordova Rd, Santa Fe, (203) 788-1993, peaceplaceforkids.com ABQ Jazz Trio Open Jam 5 pm, Free, Lizard Tail Brewing, 9800 Montgomery Ave NE, lizardtailbrewing.com/home 1ST AND 3RD THURSDAYS 1:30 pm, New Mexico History Museum, 113 Lincoln Ave, Santa Fe, (505) 476-5200, nmhistorymuseum.org SUNDAYS Sunday Family Fun 10 am, Bachechi Open Space, 9521 Rio Grande Blvd NW, 314-0398, bernco.gov/openspace OUTDOORS THROUGH APRIL 27 Spring Japanese Garden Tour Wednesdays, 10 am, ABQ BioPark Botanic Garden, 2601 Central Ave NW, 764-6200, abqbiopark.com THROUGH MAY 1 Spring Pastels Flower Show Coder Dojo 10 am, ages 7-17, Quelab, 680 Haines Ave NW, coderdojoabq.github.io 3RD SATURDAYS Lyme Get Together 12, Free, location varies, more info: 304-9411 SATURDAYS Downtown Walking Tours with Albuquerque Historical Society 10 am, Free, meet at Central and 1st by Century Theater, 289-0586 Saturday Night Swing Dance 7:15 pm, Rhythm Dance Company, 3808A Central Ave SE, 250-6146, abqswing.com Noon, UNM North Golf Course, 2201 Tucker Ave NE, 873-8084, hivwalknm.org APRIL 20–23 Earth Day Celebration: all of ABQ BioPark 10 am, various locations: ABQ BioPark, 764-6200, abqbiopark.com EATS FRIDAY, APRIL 15 Cheese Making Workshop APRIL 16–NOVEMBER 5 Free Fishing Derby Downtown Growers’ Market 6:30 am, Free, Tingley Beach, 1800 Tingley Drive SW, 768-2000, abqbiopark.com Saturdays, 7 am, Robinson Park, 8th and Central, 252-2959, downtowngrowers.org The Great Ape-ril: Chimpanzees SATURDAY, APRIL 16 10 am, ABQ BioPark Zoo, 903 10th St SW, 768-2000, abqbiopark.com Zombees Pub Crawl MONDAY, APRIL 11 7 pm, Kelly’s Brew Pub, 3222 Central Ave SE, (623) 853-6805, facebook.com/abqzombeespubcrawl Lunar Monday THURSDAY, APRIL 21 7 pm, New Mexico Natural History Museum, 1801 Mountain Rd NW, nmnaturalhistory.org Post Fishing Derby Cleanup 11 am, Tingley Beach, 1800 Tingley Drive SW, 768-2000, abqbiopark.com WEDNESDAY, APRIL 13 Improving Desert Garden Soil 10 am, Free, Bear Canyon Senior Center, 4645 Pitt St NE Rm 5, RSVP: 767-5959, register@nmcomposters.org 10 am, ABQ BioPark Zoo, 903 10th St SW, 768-2000, abqbiopark.com 2ND & 4TH SATURDAYS HIV Walk & 5K Fun Run SATURDAY, APRIL 9 5 pm, Greenside Café, 12165 NM-14, Cedar Crest, 264-1368, drinkingliberally.org 1 pm, Veterans of Foreign Wars Post 401, 2011 Girard St SE, 366-3032 SUNDAY, APRIL 17 Noon, The Old Windmill Dairy, 2 Paso Ranch Rd, Estancia, 384-0033, theoldwindmilldairy.com THURSDAY, APRIL 14 American Veterans Post 7 Meeting 4 pm, Yes Organic Boutique and Salon, 3420 Lomas Blvd NE, (602) 295-2278, yesorganicboutique.com ABQ BioPark Botanic Garden, 2601 Central Ave NW, 764-6200, abqbiopark.com Drinking Liberally — Cedar Crest Chapter 2ND SATURDAYS Yes, Save the Bees Please! Animal Myth Discovery Day FRIDAY, APRIL 15 Pajamas and Puffers: Aquarium Overnight 6:30 pm, ABQ BioPark, 2601 Central Ave NW, 764-6200, abqbiopark.com APRIL 15–17 Floral Design Show: Wedding in the Garden ABQ BioPark, 2601 Central Ave NW, 764-6200, abqbiopark.com SATURDAY, APRIL 16 The 4-Legged Race 2016 to benefit Viva NM Rural Animal Rescue & Babes and Bullies 8:30 am, Explora, 1701 Mountain Rd NW, karenkellydesign.com/resources/ viva/4leggedrace.html Barnyard Bash Noon, Free, Cottonwood Mall, 10000 Coors Blvd NW, 897-6571, cottonwoodmall.com Salud y Sabor: Cuba 5:30 pm, National Hispanic Cultural Center, 1701 4th St SW, 724-4771, nhccnm.org April 9, Margaret Coel, The Man Who Fell From the Sky April 10, James Terry, Kingdom of the Sun April 11, Sam Quinones, Dreamland: The True Tale of America’s Opiate Epidemic THROUGH MAY 3 IAIA Library Readings Various dates and times, Institute of American Indian Arts, 83 Avan Nu Po Rd, Santa Fe, iaia.edu A Conversation and Presentation with Pimentel & Sons Guitar makers 1 pm, Free, New Mexico Museum of Art, 107 W. Palace Ave, Santa Fe, (505) 476-5072, nmartmuseum.org H is for Hawk and Shaler’s Fish: Helen MacDonald 6 pm, Collected Works Santa Fe, 202 Galisteo St, Santa Fe, (505) 988-4226, collectedworksbookstore.com Kingdom of the Sun — Stories: James Terry 4 pm, Page One Books, 5850 Eubank Blvd NE Ste B-41, 294-2026, page1book.com MONDAY, APRIL 11 Storytellers: The Art of Randy Chitto 2 pm, Wheelwright Library, 704 Camino Lejo, Santa Fe, (505) 982-4636, wheelwright.org APRIL 11–23 Spinal Poetry Loma Colorado Main Library, 755 Loma Colorado Blvd NE, Rio Rancho, 891-5013x3033, riorancholibraries.org TUESDAY, APRIL 12 TUESDAYS Emerging Diseases, Deadly Lessons: Carlos Castillo-Chavez 11 am, Civic Plaza, 1 Civic Plaza NW, 3rd St NW and Marquette Ave NW, albuquerquecc.com WEDNESDAYS Talin Market Food Truck Round Up 11 am, 88 Louisiana Blvd SE FRIDAYS ABQ Food Fridays 4 pm, Civic Plaza, SW Section, 1 Civic Plaza NW, 3rd St NW and Marquette Ave NW, civicplazapresents.com Coffee Education and Tasting 6:30 pm, Prosum Roasters, 3228 Los Arboles Ave NE Ste 100, 379-5136, prosumroasters.com 2ND SATURDAYS Los Ranchos Growers’ Market 7:30 pm, Free, Lensic Theater, 211 W. San Francisco, Santa Fe, (505) 988-1234, ticketssantafe.org THURSDAY, APRIL 14 The Clovis Site — Understanding the Earliest Americans: George Crawford 6:30 pm, Loma Colorado Main Library, 755 Loma Colorado Blvd NE, Rio Rancho, 891-5013x3033, riorancholibraries.org Current and Planned Mental Health Resources in Bernalillo County: Morgas Baca 11:30 am, MCM Elegante Hotel, 2020 Menaul Blvd NE, RSVP by 4/11: 884-8441, lwvcnm.org SUNDAY, APRIL 17 Danger at the Rodeo: Karen Glinski 10 am, 6718 Rio Grande Blvd NW, farmersmarketsnm.org 2:30 pm, Page One Books, 5850 Eubank Blvd NE Ste B-41, 294-2026, page1book.com SATURDAYS TUESDAY, APRIL 19 Santa Fe Farmers Market: Railyard 8 am, 1607 Paseo de Peralta at Guadalupe, Santa Fe, farmersmarketsnm.org WORD See freeabq.com for a more extensive list of events. Like An Animal: The Grazing and Sex Tour APRIL 9–11 6 pm, Ages 21+, ABQ BioPark Zoo, 903 10th St SW, 768-2000, abqbiopark.com 4022 Rio Grande NW, 344-8139, bkwrks.com Bookworks BY ARIANE JAROCKI Totally ABQ SATURDAY, APRIL 9 ONGOING Truckin’ Tuesdays ABQ FREE PRESS • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • 31 The Beginning of the Age of Mammals in New Mexico: Dr. Thomas Williamson 7 pm, New Mexico Natural History Museum, 1801 Mountain Rd NW, nmnaturalhistory.org The Ring Around the Rose: Jay DeFeo and Her Circle 6 pm, Georgia O’Keeffe Museum, Education Annex, 123 Grant Ave, Santa Fe, RSVP: (505) 946-1000, okeeffemuseum.org A t 310 years young, Albuquerque is still looking mighty fine. On Saturday, April 16, venture into the heart of Old Town to celebrate our burg’s history and traditions with free family fun at Fiestas de Albuquerque. For children and young-at-heart residents, face painters wait on standby to adorn beaming visages with festive designs ... at no charge. Adventurous inhabitants can turn their divided attention to a rock-climbing wall or local artist demos, including retablo making. Competing for your concentration are the likes of the Sun and Fire Dance Group, Baila! Baila!, Casa Flamenca, Cuicani Sin Fronteras, Grupo Kontratiempo, Mariachi Tenampa and other performers. Groove to an authentic nuevomexicano soundtrack while dining on food truck fare by All Smoked Out BBQ and Firenze Pizzeria. You do have to pay for the slices and ribs; we are, after all, still on Earth. SATURDAY, APRIL 16 Events: Fiestas de Albuquerque Noon, Free, Historic Old Town, Rio Grande & Central NW, 768-2000, cabq.gov THURSDAY, APRIL 21 Justice is Coming — An Illustrated History of the Justice System in the Territory and State of New Mexico: Charles W. Daniels Part of Brainpower & Brownbags Lunch Lectures Noon, New Mexico History Museum, Meem Community Room, 113 Lincoln Ave, Santa Fe, (505) 476-5200, nmhistorymuseum.org Third Thursday Poetry: Carlos Contreras & Burque Sol 5 pm, Albuquerque Museum of Art & History, 2000 Mountain Rd NW, 242-4600, cabq.gov/museum ONGOING WEDNESDAYS Crazy Wisdom Poetry 4 pm, Free, OffCenter Arts, 808 Park Ave SW, 247-1172, offcenterarts.org ARTSPREE APRIL 9–MAY 28 The Rainbow Artists Collective Artshow First Unitarian Church, 3701 Carlisle Blvd NE, 554-3891, uuabq.com cont. on page 32 Puzzle on page 32 32 • April 6 – April 19, 2016 • ABQ FREE PRESS Crossword Going Crazy by Myles Mellor and Sally York Across cont. from page 31 APRIL 9–JUNE 18 APRIL 15–MAY 21 THROUGH APRIL 25 Andrew Fearnside: The Desert Geometries: J Matthew Thomas Painting the Unseen: Edith Baumann Gail Gering: The Fires and The Floods Reception April 9, 5:30 –7:30 pm Page Coleman Gallery, 6320-B Linn Ave NE, 238-5071, pagecoleman.com Unhyphenated: Jami Porter Lara Reception: Friday, April 15, 6–8 pm Central Features, 514 Central SW, 243-3389, centralfeatures.com Charlotte Jackson Fine Art, 554 S Guadalupe St, Santa Fe, (505) 989-8688, charlottejackson.com SUNDAY, APRIL 10 Placitas Artists Series April Reception 2 pm, Las Placitas Presbyterian Church, 7 Paseo de San Antonio, Placitas, 867-8080, placitasartistsseries.org APRIL 13–MAY 28 Artists New 2 ABQ Reception: Friday, April 13, 5 – 9:30 pm South Broadway Cultural Center, 1025 Broadway Blvd SW, 848-1320, southbroadwaytickets.com THROUGH APRIL 29 Japanese Masters in Printmaking: Ando Shinji and Takahiko Hayashi FRIDAY, APRIL 22 3 Studios Gallery Opening Reception 5 pm, 3 Studios Gallery, 901 Canyon Road, Santa Fe, (505) 819-1103 Matrix Fine Art, 3812 Central Ave SE, Ste 100A, 268-8952, matrixfineart.com ONGOING THROUGH MAY 1 THROUGH APRIL 23 Silent Frequency: Phil Noto New Baroque: The Imperfect Pearl Stranger Factory, 3411 Central Ave NE, 508-3049, strangerfactory.com David Richard Gallery, 1570 Pacheco St Ste A1, Santa Fe, 983-9555, davidrichardgallery.com Serenade: Spring Group Show Evoke Contemporary, 550 S Guadalupe St, Santa Fe, (505) 995-9902, evokecontemporary.com ABQ Free Press is seeking a motivated, confident and experienced individual to join our team. 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