Oklahoma biker

Oklahoma biker
Vol 3
Issue 2
the riders ragazine
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BIKER PARK, USA
PAWHUSKA, OKLA
(Hwy 60 & 99)
*The two rallies held in Pawhuska are not affiliated. Mayfit is owned and operated by Pam.
September Rally is hosted by Nelson Carter — a neutral biker party without bad attitudes.
For information contact Nelson at 918.287.3249 between 10am and 4pm
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918.481.8200 Office
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This month I will use a quote from one
of my favorite entertainers, Mr. George
Carlin. I think he has a legitimate plan
for working out one of our country’s
most notorious problems. What do
you think?
Solution to Save Gasoline
Bush wants us to cut the amount
of gas we use. The best way to
stop using so much gas is to deport
11 million illegal immigrants! That
would be 11 million less people
using our gas. The price of gas
would come down. Bring our
troops home from Iraq to guard
the border. When they catch an
illegal immigrant crossing the
border, hand him a canteen, rifle
and some ammo and ship him to
Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come
to America then he must serve
a tour in the military. Give him
a soldier’s pay while he’s there
and tax him on it. After his tour,
he will be allowed to become a
citizen since he defended this
country. He will also be registered
to be taxed and be a legal patriot.
This option will probably deter
illegal immigration and provide
a solution for the troops in Iraq
and the aliens trying to make a
better life for themselves. If they
refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq
anyway, without the canteen,
rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
—George Carlin
email: jhoover@cbtulsa.com
JULIE HOOVER
Sales Executive
“Let me help you
find a new home
for your baby.”
RADERGROUP
Residential Brokerage
7307 S. Yale
Tulsa, OK 74136
1st Friday of Every Month - Don White
Every Tues - Open Mic with Austin Haworth
July Bands
13th Big Daddy
14th Robert Combs w/ Sheri Booth
16th Kim’s Birthday Par-t & Musicians Jam
18th The Perfect Poor, Junk Rod Joe and the
Cadillac Hearse w/ Spector 45 from Baltimore
20th Wanda Watson Band
21st Dustin Pittsley
27th & 28th Ben Miller Band from Joplin
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G-MAN
918.260.7195
gman@oklahomabiker.net
OKLAHOMA BIKER
PO Box 206
Catoosa, OK 74015
918.260.7195
Fax: 918.266.4433
www.oklahomabiker.net
STONER
918.855.1703
stoner@oklahomabiker.net
Lisa molencupp
918.260.7195
lisa@oklahomabiker.net
DANA dolan
918.260.7195
dana@oklahomabiker.net
ashley
918.260.7195
ashley@oklahomabiker.net
CASEY molencupp
918.260.7195
casey@oklahomabiker.net
Amanda Sultz
amanda@oklahomabiker.net
BART
918.724.3464
bart@oklahomabiker.net
ROY (JUNIOR) PILKINGTON
918.260.5077
junior@oklahomabiker.net
KEN FOX
918.639.3473
ken@oklahomabiker.net
ROY (PONCHO) PILKINGTON
918.231.4254
poncho@oklahomabiker.net
OKLAHOMA BIKER the Riders Ragazine the is published ten times per year:
March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November/December
and January/February by Oklahoma Biker, PO Box 206, Catoosa, OK 74015.
Reprinting this Rag in whole or part is a sure sign of stupidity, and is also illegal.
Contents copyright  2007 by Oklahoma Biker. Editorial contributions are
welcome, but once received may fall out of our saddlebags and become lost,
so you probably won’t get’em back. Good pics are welcome, but they must be
exclusive. All pics submitted must have photographer’s name. Send editorials or
advertising materials to: Oklahoma Biker, PO Box 206, Catoosa, OK 74015 or
info@oklahomabiker.net.
COLBY BRIGGS
918.260.7478
colby@oklahomabiker.net
This Ragazine is received with the knowledge that the stuff contained herein is
from many diverse contributors; therefore, Oklahoma Biker and Cancer Sucks
assume no responsibility or warranty as to entirety and/or correctness of content.
Oklahoma Biker and Cancer Sucks is not associated with any group, club, or
organization and articles, advertisements, photographs, and illustrations printed
herein should not be deemed an endorsement by Oklahoma Biker or Cancer
Sucks of particular products, practices, or beliefs. The beliefs and attitudes
written in articles and letters are the author’s and do not reflect the point of view
of Oklahoma Biker, Cancer Sucks and/or their employees or agents.
DARRELL (JANITOR) BRIGGS
918.260.7195
janitor@oklahomabiker.net
Oklahoma Biker and Cancer Sucks are not responsible for event date changes,
rain-outs, cancellations, location changes, or typos. Oklahoma Biker and Cancer
Sucks will not be held liable should any injuries be incurred by any reader or
agent before, during or after an event. Persons attending any event listed and/or
advertised in this Ragazine participate at their own risk.
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Talkin’ Trash & Talkin’ Back.....................………3
Save Gas................................................... 3
The Wrecking Crew....................................…..4
Eagles Nest ....................................................5
Inked………………....................................….6 - 7
Happy Birthday..............................................…8
Newbees………………..................................…9
Winding Creek...............................................10
Hogs & Hot Rods............................…….…12-13
Tanked…………..................................………15
Sparks .......................................................16-17
Bumper Benefit ..............................................17
Echoes…….................................…18
Swept Off the Floor.............................………19
McGonigle Fundraiser ................................20-21
Blues Day ..............................................22-23
Booger John Shop ........................................24
Family Food ..................................................25
Paris Hilton.....................................................25
Battle of the Bands..................................26-27
New Dogs.......................................................28
BACA..............................................................29
What’s Happenin’……................................30
Big Daddy.......................................................31
Loners Party...................................................32
Ft Gibson Bike Show......................................33
Rumble and Roll...........................................34
Riding with the Ragazine...............................36
Crashed...............................37
You Ain’t Funny…............................................38
July 18
Ride Your Motorsickle to Work Day
We apologize for any
inconvenience we may have
caused due to rescheduling
our July 5 - 8 rally. This was
necessary due to the creek
flooding at the rally site. We
did not want to risk injury to
any of our friends while riding
in the mud.
Our new rally date is August
23–26. It will be the same
party that was scheduled
for July 5–8 with the same
bands (including Geneva)
and vendors. And of course
we will have dollar beer.
Look for our ad next month
in Oklahoma Biker Rag.
LONGCRIER PARK
ON LAKE HUDSON
Overnight Camping
BIKERS
Volleyball Court
Great For Jet Skis WELCOME
Good Catfishing
FREE Gravel Boat Ramp
1/2 Mile Of Clean Lake Frontage
North of Hwy 20 between Pryor & Salina
918.825.0554 for information
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We still have some past issues available. They may be purchased by sending $5 to OKLAHOMA
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South Tulsa Performance Cycle
11833 S Memorial Dr
918.906.8086
918.430.5897
www.southtulsaperformance.com
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OKLAHOMA BIKER RAG
Open Seven Days a Week
M - F 10 am - 6 pm
Saturday 9 am - 6 pm
Sunday 10 am - 3 pm
4929 E. Admiral Pl.
Tulsa, OK 74115
918-8369192
1-877-836-9192
Fax 918.836.9198
www.bikerxonline.com
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BIKERS AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
STATE HOTLINE
1-877-422-2286
No Child Deserves to Live in Fear
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Party in Pink
Winding Creek Rally
Picnic in the dark
$10.00
Gates
Open at
9 a.m.
Must be
21 to enter
Saturday august 18th
Music by
HILLBILLY EINSTEIN
Tattoo Contest
Arm Wrestling Contest
Plenty of Ice Cold Beer
Free Primitive Camping
($20 RV Hookups)
Bikini/Shiny Chest Contest
People’s Rodeo at Midnight
“Bruise Machine” Waterslide
Water Volleyball Tournament
INFORMATION: 405.598.8617
www.windingcreekpartyinpink.com
www.myspace.com/wcpartyinpinkok
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LAKES AREA ABATE
ANNUAL FUND RAISER
SEPTEMBER 14th AND 15th
longcrier park
North Of Pryor 1 Mile To 470 Road.
Turn Right And Follow Signs
Live Music • Bike Games • People Games
No Glass • No Attitudes
Proceeds Used for Lakes
Area ABATE’s Pryor Toy Run
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HOGS and Hot Rods in Collinsville
(what happened to Bikes, Blues and Brews)
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Route 66 Rally
True to his word Charlie held his
rally in spite of all the B.S. he has
been getting from Creek County.
Charlie, we wish you luck in your
fight with bureaucratic bullshit!
Happy Hour:
Monday-Friday
3 - 8 PM
Saturday
12 - 5 PM
Buckets
(6 Domestic) $7.50
$1.50 - Bud Dry Bottles
Live Music Fri & Sat
Open Jam Sun @ 4pm
Tuesday Nights - Free Texas Hold’em
Wednesday Night - Bike Night
Buckets (6 Domestic) $9.00
Thursday Night - Ladies Night
Free Draw Beer for the Ladies
2619 S. Memorial - Tulsa
621-HOGG (621-4644)
Biker Owned
Biker Friendly
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Sparks America
or, how can anyone put up with
tony ward for 10 f*#%ing days
Once again Tony Ward and his crew pulled off a party some folks might say was
impossible. Tony held his annual
ten day motorsickle run during one of the
wettest June months on record.
The last time I saw mud this deep was
at Bikes and Bulls Rally at Pryor in
April. Yet bikers braved the torrential rains
that poured during the first week
of the rally to attend the best damn
party in Oklahoma. I haven’t heard
recent numbers, but I believe I can
reasonably say Sparks America
Motorsickle Run has become the
largest party of any kind held within
Oklahoma’s borders. Oklahoma
Bikers if you are failing to attend
this event you are f*#%ing up. This
is the closest event you will find to
mimic the madness many travel a
thousand miles for in Sturgis, South
Dakota. Yet this is a biker party —
and those who are easily offended
by nudity or drunkenness should
keep their asses on the porch.
Personally I can’t wait for whatever
Tony has dreamed up for us next!
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Roger
Dale
Willard
OKLAHOMA
BIKER RAG
“E-Z”
July 27, 1957
May 18, 2007
OKLAHOMA BIKER RAG
SWEPT OFF THE FLOOR
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KCA
ICKIN’
at
ANCER’S
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SOUTH 40
CANCER
SUCKS
It occurred once again. Oklahoma Bikers demonstrated they don’t have
enough sense to get out of the rain. Or did they prove they will brave whatever Mother
Nature has to offer if a brother needs help? Pouring rain failed to keep folks off their bikes
as they rode in this poker run to aid cancer survivor Larry McGonigle. The rain also failed
to thwart Smokin’ T from providing delicious barbecue to all present. Diana, the owner of
South 40, did a fantastic job hosting this party. Our Oklahoma Biker Babes washed two
bikes in the rain, but didn’t have to rinse them. The event raised approximately $800 for
Oklahoma biker Larry McGonigle. Congratulations Larry for kicking cancer’s ass!
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BLUES DAY AT MARKER DOWN
On June 17th Marker Down hosted Blues
Day in conjunction with Hay Day in
the town of Inola. Things didn’t go as
planned — do they ever when we rely
upon bureaucratic bullshit to make
things happen? The city failed to
provide revenue-generating items
as promised; nonetheless, the
party didn’t falter. Deana and her
exceptional staff served ice-cold
beer and burgers whilst Ricky
Lyles and Wanda Watson, with their
respective bands, belted out the blues.
Knowing they were not going to be
paid as agreed upon didn’t preclude
these bands from playing their hearts out for
the crowd.
While enjoying the ride home in a lightdrizzling rain I reflected on the day. The folks
I had shared it with transformed a situation
that could have proved disastrous into a
marvelous day. Arriving home soaked, I
tried to explain to Casey, my daughter, what
a remarkable ride the day had been. She
looked at me skeptically and asked, “Are
you serious?” At that moment the old saying
“If I have to explain, you wouldn’t understand”
never rang truer. This isn’t a lifestyle. It
is a way of life. I thank you all for
permitting me to share it with you.
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UPCOMING EVENTS
IN in
OL
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MARKER DOWN
AUGUST 11th
BIKER OLYMPICS
including Lakes Area ABATE, Guard Dogs,
Red Knights, Blue Knights and Leathernecks.
Live Music • Food • Camping Available •
Vendors
(Vendor spaces still available)
Party begins at 1 pm
ALL AGES WELCOME
CATOOSA
WEST
INOLA
SOUTH
Marker
down
Old Hwy 33
DAILY SPECIALS 7 - 9 PM
Taco Tuesdays
Wing Wednesdays
Thirsty Thursdays ($1 Can Beer)
Steak Saturdays
EAST
Hwy 88
Dollar
Store
Tues - Sun
11 am - Close
918.543.1788
NORTH
OPEN
Hwy 412 East
Cold Beer
Great Burgers
Benefits & Poker Runs
Outdoor Rallies & Concerts
East on 412 to
Inola Turn Right
at Dollar Store
go to Stop Sign
Turn Left onto
Old Hwy 33
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If you have ever pawned your bike or
leathers now is your chance to get’em
back. Booger John has converted his
Claremore (Hwy 66) pawnshop into
a bike shop. Be sure to check out his
great cruiser selection!
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FAMILY STYLE FOOD
No longer do we have to ride to Greybeard’s in Collinsville,
Marker Down in Inola, or Joey’s in Pryor to get a good
biker burger. Frank LaRusso (Is he a former member
of Tony Soprano’s crew?) has opened the grill located
within the Harvard Sports Bar at 4775 S. Harvard. Ride
your motorsickle
and get a free
order of Soprano
Onion Rings or
Goodfellow
Fries with the
purchase of any
other food item.
How is
that for
being
treated
l i k e
family?
PARIS HILTON LOOK-A-LIKE CONTEST
Paris Hilton was released from her
county vacation last month. In honor
of her new found freedom Night Trips,
in conjunction with our friends at
Priscilla’s, held a Paris Hilton look-alike contest. What do you think about
the finalists?
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RIGGS & COMPANY
•
RIB WURX
No Party Too Big or Too Small
— We Can Cater Them All
Biker Barbecue
at its Best
Ride Bike and get a
FREE SOFT DRINK
with any Food Purchase
560 N 28th W Ave
918.845.0992
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Every Friday is Bike Night. $1.50
Longnecks 7 - Close for Riders
Front Bar Karaoke
Every Friday & Saturday
Back Bar
Dj Every Friday Night
Live Music
Saturday Nights
July 7th - Tba
July 14th - Dj
July 21st - Peddle Point
July 28th- Pie Knife
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There are some new dogs in town. Randy and Jim have
sold Two Dogs Custom Cycles to Travis King and James
Ott. For those of you who are unfamiliar with Two
Dogs it is located on Hwy 75 in Dewey just north
of Bartlesville. When I saw the transformation
this shop has made I thought I had stepped
into the Twilight Zone. Two Dogs now has it
all—including a full time painter and mechanic.
The bikes they build have plenty of bling, plus
they carry motorcycle parts, accessories,
leather and clothing. I now feel confident in
recommending this shop to our readers.
Two Dogs Custom Cycles
202 N Osage (Hwy 75)
Dewey, OK 74029
918.534.3789
918.440.9930
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BIKERS AGAINST CHILD ABUSE FUNDRAISER
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WHAT’S HAPPENIN’
July 14
Good Ol’ Days Car and Bike Show
Tahlequah - 918.314.0465
July 14
Running of the Rats
Enid - 1.800.749.5054
www.ironlivergoons.com
July 15
Jeff Williams Swapmeet
Claremore - 816.228.5811
jwswapmeet.com
July 18
Ride Your Motorsickle to Work Day
July 20-22
Biker Boyz Weekend
Tulsa- 918.282.9723
July 21
Downed Bikers Association
4th Annual Bikefest 2007
Remington Park, OKC
Beginning at 11 am
July 21
Fath Rally Poker Run and Bike Show
Owasso -918.697.8107
July 21
Cruise to Grove
Grove - 918.786.4646
July 22
Handlebars & Hot Rods Show
Benefitting Cancer Sucks
At Hooters Of Tulsa
July 23 - 28
Grand National Motocross Race
Ponca City - 580.762.3635
July 26-29
Mid Summer Thunder
Eufaula - 918.689.4747
www.midsummerthunder.com
July 27-29
3rd Annual Mudstock
Sparks - 918.866.2543
www.sparksamerica.com
www.mudstockok.com
July 28-29
Tulsa Big Wheels MC
30th Annual Field Rally
Tulsa - 918.313.1521
918.585.5907 / 918.237.5133
July 29
Ed’s Birthday Party
Hurricane Lounge
August 4th
Picnic In The Dark, Pink, OK
405.558.1138, windingcreekpartyinpink.com
August 11
Biker Olympics. Lakes Area ABATE,
Guard Dogs, Red Knights, Blue Knights,
Leathernecks. live music, camping available
vendors, food. 21+. 1 pm. Marker Down,
Inola
August 18
7th Annual Cancersucks.com Barney
Whorton Poker Run & Bike Show Joes Crab
Shack. Hosted By Survivors MC.
Sept 9
4th Annual Woody Brown Memorial Poker
Run. Hosted By American Legion Riders
And Friends Of Woody Brown.
Oct 12th Thru 14th
Fall Bike Rally, Pink, OK
405.558.1138, windingcreekpartyinpink.com
AN INTERVIEW WITH
BIG DADDY
Janitor: How long has Big Daddy and
the Blueskickers been playing together
as a band?
Big Daddy: We have been together for
almost ten years.
Janitor: What do you attribute
your longevity as a band to?
Big Daddy: We play with our
hearts instead of our heads.
We love playing for people.
Janitor: Who are the Blueskickers?
Big Daddy: I’m Big Daddy.
I play guitar and lead vocals. Razor D plays bass
and vocals. Jack Wolfe is
on the piano and organ.
Last but not least is John Hoff who
plays the drums and does background
vocals. These guys are very talented
and supportive as a band. Without
these guys there probably wouldn’t be
a Big Daddy.
Janitor: I‘ve enjoyed your music for
several years at many of the local biker venues. Are you playing any place
regularly right now?
Big Daddy: Yes, we are playing at
Kenosha Station in Broken Arrow on
Wednesday evenings their bike night.
It is Open Mike Night. Music begins
around 8.
Janitor: (Laughing) Sounds like
you are on biker time. Is
there anything you wish
to add before we conclude
this interview?
Big Daddy: Yes. I want
to thank all the managers and
club owners who have kept us
working for 10 years! I also
want everyone to know we
appreciate you coming
out to hear us play. Without all of you guys we would not be
able to do what we love, and that is to
play our music.
Janitor: I look forward to coming out
and hearing you guys at Kenosha Station in Broken Arrow on Wednesday
evening. I also want to thank you for
being so supportive of our biker community. We are grateful to you for you
granting us this interview.
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loners party
727 CLUB
Dusty Harvey
727 N SHERIDAN RD
918.836.3331 Liv
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Let Us Host
Your Next
Ride Responsibly Poker Run
custom
motorsikel
leather
507 W Poplar — Ft. Gibson
918.310.0443
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FT. GIBSON
CAR AND BIKE SHOW
I always have fun at Ft. Gibson, and
this event was no exception. Dave from
Dave’s Performance fed me steak, and
Mama Pat put me up in the Cedar Inn.
Dusty sewed my patches on my vest
at his shop next door. Then we rode
to the burnout competition. Later that
evening we rode to Jamesville Y for a
cold sud. Saturday we went to the car
and bike show. If you haven’t visited
the biker community in Ft. Gibson you
are missing out!
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11th Street Pub
6119 E. 11th Street - Tulsa, OK
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HOME OF DRUNKEN BIKERS
AND SCANTILY CLAD WOMEN
COLD BEER — HOT BABES
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Darts • Pool • Shuffleboard
Wednesdays Karaoke
Thursdays $1 Tacos
Fridays - Sundays
Mike’s (in)famous Burgers
918-2842506
Custom Graphics for:
Motorcycles
Automobiles
Water Crafts
s
Bik
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Don’t Spend Thousands of
Dollars on Custom Paint Jobs!
Let Us Wrap Your Vehicle
with a Vinyl Full Body Wrap
918.830.1187
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RIDING WITH THE RAGAZINE
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CRASHED
While riding with the Rag on July 4th
our photojournalist, Ken Fox, went
down with his ol’ lady on back. She
is doing better, but Ken still needs our
prayers for a speedy recovery.
Who wants to
be a designated
driver?
www.jujaxs.com
for more info on
the party bus
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If you think you’re funny send us
your best gut grabbin’ grinner to:
janitor@oklahomabiker.net
A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the
airport. It was after midnight. While enroute to his home, he asked the cabby if
he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and
he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom.
The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was
his wife in bed with another man.
The husband put a gun to the naked man’s head. The wife shouted, “Don’t do
it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser
and for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and
he even pays the monthly dues!”
Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He
looked over at the cab driver and said, “What the hell would you do?”
The cabby said, “I’d cover his ass up with that blanket quick before he catches
a cold.”
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