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Lineup begins at 10am at the Tulsa Fairgrounds (show up early to
be a part of the group picture that will be made into a poster) and
ends at Creek Nation Casino. The Guess Who will be performing
live music. Two Harley-Davidson motorsickles will be given
away during the evening. Parking lot will be dedicated to Toy Run
participants, and all riders will receive free credit to play.
This is a Toy Run you will not want to miss!
Riding motorsickles can damn
sure make a biker hungry. Nothing
seems to fill that gnawing hunger
better than a juicy cheeseburger
and a few ice cold beers. With that
in mind, OKLAHOMA BIKER the
Riders Ragazine is looking for the
Best Burger and Beer for Bikers.
You know what I am talking about?
The folks are friendly and down
to earth, and the menus consists of
artery-clogging food that tastes like
grandma’s home cooking!
All burger joints are NOT created
equal. In an effort to find - and rate the Best Burger and Beer for Bikers
we will use the following criteria:
Juice - The lifeblood of a great
burger. This is the liquid that runs
down to your elbows from the
burger when you bite
into it. Good burgers
have it. Bad burgers
don’t. Juice will be
measured using a 10
point scale. 1 means
it doesn’t even mark
it’s spot, and 10
leaks more than
Sideways Rick’s
shovelhead.
Herd Killer This measures the
size and weight
of a burger. A herd
killer is thick with
meat and difficult to
eat. You usually miss
a meal or 2 after eating
a good herd killer. Herd
Killer will be measured
using a 10 point scale.
Handling - This measures the
number of hands required to hold
and position the burger for eating.
Some burgers require both hands
and even then are tough to manage.
There are some burgers that require
just one hand or could even be held
between 2 fingers. Handling will be
measured using a 10 point scale.
Bling - How much am I going to
have to fork over for this delicious
burger and cold beer? We must
understand that a true herd killer
is using a great deal of meat and
therefore the price of the burger will
go up. Bling will be measured using
a 10 point scale.
Other factors in our quest for the
Best Burger and Beer for Bikers is
service, atmosphere of restaurant,
and temperature of the beer.
We will begin reviewing
restaurants in our next issue.
Remember we are looking
for: Excellent food! Excellent
service! Ice cold beer! One of
a kind burger joints! Now
that we have this out of the
way ... let the heartburn
begin!!! Send me the
name and address of
your favorite eatery to:
janitor@oklahomabiker.
net or mail it to:
OKLAHOMA BIKER,
PO Box 206, Catoosa,
OK 74015. We will NOT
accept
recommendations
over the phone, or in person.
To be fair to all nominees they
must be made via email or snail
mail.
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Editorial contributions welcome, but once received may fall out
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back. Good pics are also welcome, but they must be exclusive. All
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This Ragazine is received with the knowledge that the stuff
contained herein is from many diverse contributors; therefore,
Oklahoma Biker and Cancer Sucks assume no responsibility or
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Burgers and Beer............................3
Blues Challenge.............................6
Inked..............................................7
Halloween......................................8
Newbees.........................................9
Troops..........................................11
Carousel Jam................................13
13 Rebels......................................14
Yamahoppy...................................15
Blue Star Mothers.........................16
Rogue’s Bike Show......................16
Tanktoberfest................................17
T-Town Drags...............................18
Action Power Sports....................19
Freedom Mini Rally......................23
Cole Stevens.................................24
Biker Prayer..................................25
Cancer Sucks................................26
Baker Hughes...............................27
Elk Lodge Toy Run......................27
Town Pump..................................28
Jason Boland.................................29
Two Dogs.....................................30
Weddings......................................31
What’s Happenin’.........................32
Man Rules....................................34
You Ain’t Funny............................38
During the holiday season many
of us will have a few drinks and
drive. It is just part of life during
the holiday season. Tulsa Attorney,
Zach Smith, has informed me to
do the following if I should get
stopped after having even one
drink. Please don’t misunderstand,
and think I am trying to give you
legal advice. I am only trying to
pass on what my attorney has told
me. NEVER admit to drinking
anything AT ALL.If you get
stopped after drinking the officer
will ask you to perform some field
sobriety tests. These tests will be
recorded by the camera attached
to the officer’s windshield. Be
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polite to the officer and DON’T be
disrespectful. Ask the officer if you
are under arrest. If they say no, ask
them if you may leave. If they say
no, inform them that your attorney
has advised you NOT to take ANY
field sobriety tests INCLUDING
the the touch your nose...stand on
one leg bullshit.
At this point if the officer suspects
you of drinking you will be taken
to jail. If you waiver only slightly
on any of the tests you are going
to be taken to jail anyway. Period.
Those tests are NOT to help you.
The officer is on a fact-finding
mission. Remember the officer is
recording the field sobriety tests...
and they WILL be used against
you during a DUI trial.
This is a better alternative. Do
NOT take ANY of the field sobriety
tests. Period. Tell the officer that if
he plans to arrest you to go ahead
and take you to jail. Once you
are allowed to make a phone call
you should call a lawyer and/or a
bondsman. At this point there is
not really any forensic evidence
against you to substantiate the
alleged DUI charges. Your attorney
will be in a far better position to
represent you when it comes time
to go to court.
If you don’t have an attorney
or bondsman programmed into
your phone I recommend the
following:
Zach Smith: 918.582.2520
Fletcher Bail Bonds: 592.JAIL
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TULSA BLUES CHALLENGE
The Blues Society of Tulsa is
one of the largest blues societies
in the world. On November 8th,
they held their 5th Annual Blues
Society of Tulsa Blues Challenge
at VFW Post 577. The BST Blues
Challenge is a competition to help
decide who their Band and Duo/
Solo Act representatives will be
at the 2009 International Blues
Challenge (IBC) in Memphis. This
year’s winners are:
Duo/Solo Category
1st Place
Little Joe McLerran (Solo)
2nd Place
Slidebone Johnny Duo
3rd Place
The Ruthie Bram Duo
Band Category
1st Place
Jennifer Marriott & Odd Sheep Out
2nd Place
The Dustin Pittsley Band
3rd Place
The Lee Jones Band
OKLAHOMA BIKER RAG
oklahoma biker
pictures
For the past four years we have
tried unsuccessfully to edit all of
our pictures and then post them
to our website. I have come to
the conclusion there simply is not
enough time in the day to edit all
of the pictures taken by our staff
and contributors. Consequently,
we have decided to post the
pictures to our site just as we get
them. Let’s think of all the blurry,
sideways out-of-focus pictures as
being like out-takes in a movie.
Except we are just not going to
take them out. So for the time
being we have dedicated a desktop
computer to do nothing but upload
pics to www.oklahomabiker.net. If
you want to turn the pics right side
up before you look at them – go
ahead – be my guest.
REMEMBER
Next issue we begin charging
a $1.50 per copy for the Rag.
Everyone knows the price of
everything has gone up in the
last 4 years. Our advertisers
have brought you Oklahoma
Biker FREE of charge since the
beginning. Instead of raising our
ad rates we are trying to give our
advertisers a little break, and allow
us to still remain in business. If
you purchase every copy of the
Rag during 2009 you will only
spend $15.00 for the entire year!
We do appreciate your readership
and ask that you still keep biker
bucks in the biker community by
patronizing our advertisers. Ride
Safe. We will see you next year!
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Cimarron: Halloween with Judge Parker
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WEDNESDAYS
Dec HON
Bike Night
HAPPY HOUR
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Buckets
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Bud Dry Longnecks $1.50
Monday — Friday 3 — 7
Saturday 12 — 5
LIVE MUSIC
FRIDAY & SATURDAY
OPEN JAM
SUNDAYS AT 4
Tiny Davis
Ladies Night FREE
Draw Beer for the Ladies
2619 S Memorial — Tulsa
918.621.HOGG
Biker Owned — Biker Friendly
OKLAHOMA BIKER RAG
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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OKLAHOMA BIKER RAG
HARBOR LIGHTS BAR
Wed Night — Karaoke
New Owner: Freda Martin
Fri & Sat — Live Music
96 Lakeland Drive - Pryor
Pool — Darts
918.434.8989
www.myspace.com/harborlights
QUALITY HEAT AND AIR
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Biker Owned • Biker Discounts
Ride out and
enjoy a cold
beer on our
new patio.
Let Us Host
Your Next Party
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Custom & Stock Bikes, V-Twins & Metrics
Leathers, Riding Gear, Rolling Chasis
Custom Frames, Tires, Aftermarket Stuff
422 S Lynn Riggs Blvd • Claremore
Ask For
New Freedom Fellowship
is located at 5441 South 99th East
Ave. (Southeast of 51st and Mingo)
We are located between 54th and
55th, on the east side of 99th, set
back from the street.
Sundays
9:00am Sunday school
10:00am Praise & Worship Service
6:00pm Worship & Testimony Service
The First in Synthetics
Wednesdays
6:30pm Small Group Bible Study
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CAROUSEL JAM with MATT THOMPSON & FRIENDS
TUESDAY
NIGHT JAM
Matt Thompson
and Friends
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13 REBELS, MC
Here are some pictures of the 13
Rebels M.C. Northwest Arkansas
Bike Show, Swap Meet and Tattoo
contest. We had 60 vendors,
80 bikes entered in the bike
show, 30 tattoo entries and
a shit load of people came
out. The pictures don’t
show a lot because I took
them while it was slow.
If you can use them in
the Rag great, if not, that
is fine. I am attaching a
copy of the logo we used
for the event T-shirts.
If you use it be sure and put 13
REBELS M.C. above it. Thanks
Ken “Jackpot” Holloway
13 Rebels M.C. (est. 1937)
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YAMAHOPPY RIDES AGAIN!
Pics from GROUND ZERO THROWDOWN put on by ATOMIC
CHOPPERS of Albuquerque, New Mexico in September. Great ride in
bike show. Hope you put them in the Rag.
Charlie (Yamahoppy) McCaskey
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OKLAHOMA BIKER RAG
Blue Star Mothers Chapter 10 Poker Run
Rogue’s Bike Show at Blues City
OKLAHOMA BIKER RAG
TANKTOBERFEST
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T-TOWN DRAGS
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My ol’ ‘93 FXLR recently got some much needed maintenance at Action
Power Sports located at 7465 E Admiral Pl in Tulsa. Craig Chapman and
his team of factory trained mechanics did a great job servicing my ol’
Harley Davidson motorsickle. If you have a Harley-Davidson or metric
motorsickle requiring service, or you plan on doing some projects to a
new or current bike during the winter, I urge you to talk to Craig about
what Action can do for you. You can reach Craig Chapman by calling:
(918) 838-8001.
OCIB 30th Annual Biker Days in t
Photographer: Jeremy Pohl of F22PROS • Chopp
the Great Osage • September 2009
per: Trinity Motorcycles • Model: Jessica Rankins
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FREEDOM POKER RUN and MINI RALLY
On Sunday, November 9th Eagles Nest IMB, Inc. held a poker run and
mini rally to raise money for our veterans. Our photojournalist, Becky
Kupiec, was on hand for all of the fun to take pictures.
8324 E 97th St
Tulsa, OK 74133
918.439.4444
918.622.4476 fax
www.trinitymotorcycles.com
Motorcycle by Cole Stevens
OPEN DAILY 3PM • 2AM
HAPPY HOUR
LIVE MUSIC
Monday • Friday Friday • Saturday
3pm • 7pm
(no cover charge)
Sunday 8 - 12
Open Jam w/
1229 S Memorial
Heat Circle
Tulsa OK 74112
Mon - Thu Karaoke
918-794-3222
www.myspace.com/tulsasbackyard
BIKER PRAYER
Dear Lord,
As I begin this run today,
Please watch over me along the way,
Help me to do my very best,
To complete this run with all the rest,
Yet in this race of life I know,
I’ve made mistakes and stumbled so,
But because of Christ’s great love for me,
His death on the cross has set me free,
So as I continue along the way,
Help me to live the Christ-like way,
Though, I’m not perfect by any means,
With Jesus Christ I’m on the winning team,
AMEN
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CANCER SUCKS
Woody Brown Memorial Poker Run
Elephant Run Bikini Bike Wash
Victory Motorsickle Giveaway
OKLAHOMA BIKER RAG
BAKER HUGHES POKER RUN
CLAREMORE ELK LODGE TOY RUN
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For those of you
who haven’t been
to the Town Pump
— you are damn
sure missing out.
During the day you
can buy $1.25 domestic long necks, AND
eat all of the peanuts
your little ol’ heart desires. Now that I mention food, if you haven’t eaten one
of Bob Ross’s famous meals you
are missing out once again. During
the Woody Brown Memorial Poker Run the Town Pump fed 200+
hungry bikers a FREE breakfast. I
won’t even go into the spread Bob
lays out for holidays and special
events. Oh, and don’t put your
peanut shells on the bar, or you
will be putting money in the jukebox. (What did that bartender do
with those matches???)
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THE PARTY’S NOT OVER FOR JASON BOLAND
AND THE STRAGGLERS New single and new tour
(Austin, TX) October 27, 2008
– Since being told nearly four
months ago that he had what could
be a career ending injury to one
of his vocal cords, and that all
touring, speaking and voice related
activity was to be suspended
immediately until further notice,
Jason Boland has been anxiously
waiting to get back to what he does
best, performing live! Today he
announces new tour dates and the
second single from Comal County
Blue.
Jason Boland and the Stragglers
have not stepped foot on stage
since July 4th weekend, but the
hiatus has finally come to an end.
The band announced their plans
this week to return to the road at
the end of November in support of
their latest album, Comal County
Blue, which was released on
August 26th, the same day Jason
underwent surgery to have a polyp
removed from one of his vocal
cords. The much anticipated tour
comes on the heels of the bands
most successful album release
to date. Comal County Blue is
one of 2008’s most successful
independent country releases,
debuting #2 on the Billboard
National Heatseeker’s chart, #30
Billboard Country Albums, and #1
I-tunes country albums, as well as
their first debut on the Billboard
200- #159. The tour will kick off
in the bands old stomping grounds
of Oklahoma City at the Farmers
Market on Thanksgiving night, and
the legendary Cain’s Ballroom in
Tulsa on Nov. 28th. Other featured
shows already scheduled include
fan favorites, Gruene Hall- Dec.
6, Billy Bob’s Texas- Dec. 13th;
a show with good friend Stoney
Larue at the Brewster St. Icehouse
in Corpus Christi on Dec. 11, and
The Cotillion in Wichita, KS on
Dec. 26. The Stragglers will close
out the year in the city where it
all started for the band over ten
years ago in Stillwater, Oklahoma
at the Tumbleweed Dancehall on
New Year’s Eve before heading to
Steamboat Springs, CO for Music
Fest at the beginning of January.
In conjunction with the new
tour dates, Jason Boland & the
Stragglers are releasing their
second single off of the Comal
County Blue album, “The Party’s
Not Over,” an upbeat, honky-tonk,
sing along conceived and cowritten by fellow Straggler, steel
player and lead guitarist, Roger
Ray. The quintessential bar room
anthem features Texas icon and
song writing legend, Robert Earl
Keen. “We’re looking forward
to playing this one live in the
dancehalls,” says Boland. “The
Party’s Not Over,” follows the
success of the title track, “Comal
County Blue,” which raced to
number one on the Texas Music
Chart, camped out there for four
weeks, and continues to hold a
spot in the chart’s Top Five.
Comal County Blue is Jason’s
fifth studio album and his first
release on his own label, Proud
Souls Entertainment, in conjunction
with the Apex Nashville label and
Thirty Tigers distribution. More
information on the Stragglers and
tickets for all shows are available
at http://www.thestragglers.com/.
Janitor Note: I ordered this cd
prior to its release. Comal County,
I think, is Boland’s best work to
date. The title track is one kickass
tune. Ya gotta get this ‘un!
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11am • 2am
Fri & Sat
Live Music
Sun
Jam Session
Tue 7pm • 11pm
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Maggie and Red Dog will tie the
knot on January 3, 2009. Oklahoma
Biker the Riders Ragazine wishes
them all of our love and luck. (Ain’t
he lucky to be getting her?!!!)
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What’s Happenin’
December 14
Tulsa ABATE Toy Run
Lineup begins at 10am at the Tulsa
Fairgrounds and ends at Creek
Nation Casino. The Guess Who
will be providing live music. Two
Harley-Davidson motorsickles will
be given away during the evening.
Parking lot will be dedicated to Toy
Run participants and all riders will
receive free credit to play. This is a
Toy Run you will not want to miss!
December 20
August 6 - 9, 2009
Dead End Rally
Peru, KS.
Info: 316.640.5389,
620.879.2750
turboford@live.com
deadendpete@cableone.net
September 17 - 20, 2009
OCIB 30th Annual
Biker Days in the Great Osage
Pawhuska, OK
nelson.carter@milliondollarelm.com
918.287.3249
October 1 - 4, 2009
Dead End Rally
Peru, KS.
Info: 316.640.5389,
620.879.2750
turboford@live.com
deadendpete@cableone.net
Anthony Gomes in Concert
Cimarron Bar, Tulsa
February 21 & 22
Twelfth Annual Oklahoma
Motorcycle Show
State Fair Park
500 Land Rush Drive, OKC
Jeff Williams Productions, Inc.
(816) 228-5811
June 11-14, 2009
Dead End Rally
Peru, KS.
Info: 316.640.5389,
620.879.2750
turboford@live.com
deadendpete@cableone.net
www.oklahomabiker.net
Our goal is to list EVERY event
in Oklahoma and surrounding
areas FREE of charge on our
website. We want to be the
one place you can log onto for
a complete listing of events in
your area. If you want your
event listed FREE of charge
please send your information
to:
info@oklahomabiker.
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put on our online calendar.
Thank you for your continued
readership in our Rag.
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Sunday
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OKLAHOMA BIKER RAG
MAN RULES
We always hear The Rules from the
female side. Now here are The Rules
from the male side. These are our rules!
Please note they are all numbered 1 on
purpose!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re
a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need
it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday Sports. It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be
clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do
not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable
answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you
want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is
inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all
comments become Null and Void after 7
days.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably
are. Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted
two ways and one of the ways makes you
sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something,
or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If
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you already know best how to do it — just
do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say
whatever you have to say during
commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need
directions — and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like
Windows default settings. Peach, for
example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is
also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve
is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do
that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say
“nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not
worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want
an answer to, expect an answer you don’t
want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere,
absolutely anything you wear is fine —
really .
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking
about unless you are prepared to discuss
such topics as motorsickles or sports.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, Lisa, I know I have to sleep in my
recliner tonight; but did you know men
really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
Happy Hour 4 -7
$1.50 Domestic Longnecks
Kitchen is Now Open
Tues Night Jam w/
Austin Hayworth
3156 S. Mingo Road
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Friday - Saturday
Live Music
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
List your business here for only $25 per month
Scarlett’s Rodehouse
Ron’s Cycleland
6905 E 15th – Tulsa
7120 E Pine – Tulsa
918.836.8330
918.835.8215
Puppies For Sale
918.479.6464
puppiesneedluv.com
USDA Certified Breeder
Lakeview Liquor
512 W 3rd St
Grove, OK 74344
(918) 786-2341
AMANDA
SULTZ
Larry Sanders
9540 E 11th St
918.835.7700
fax 918.835.2300
Tulsa, OK 74112
1.800.696.8161
18th
Happy Birthday
• Tub to Shower Conversions
• Free In-Home Estimates
• Acrylic Bathtub Liners
• Lifetime Warranty
• Whirlpool Tubs
• Member BBB
•Tiling
7 days a week • 10am - 2am
Derrick Lockwood
918.527.1911
Now Serving Food
161st E Pine St • Tulsa
(918) 439-0083
36
OKLAHOMA BIKER RAG
JAMESVILLE YBAR
Home of the Coldest Beer
and the Warmest People
Pool • Darts • Music
Biker Owned • Friendly to All
call for seasonal hours: 918.482.4748 • www.jamesvilleybar.com
Located 5 miles South of Haskell on the NE corner of Old Taft Road and Hwy 72
Individual and Small Business
Consulting and Accounting Services
Off: 918.527.5186
2823 W 51st St
Tulsa, OK 74107 Fax: 918.445.1624
btownes@cox.net Cell: 918.230.4492
Come out and have a cold
beer and a hot burger
on our covered patio.
906 W Main St • Collinsville
Watering Hole
309 Oak St (Hwy 51)
Coweta • 918.279.1804
Mon - Sat
4pm - 2 am
Sunday w/ Tommy Girl
12pm - 8pm
motorcycle parking in back
301 E Midway St
Broken Arrow, OK
918.704.7040
Call me today for
special pricing
on winter riding
apparel.
Yes, we are still open
and doing business.
We have moved to
our home, reducing
our overhead, so we
can save you money!
Paul
If you think you’re funny send us
your best gut grabbin’ grinner to:
janitor@oklahomabiker.net
Stoney went to a psychiatrist.
“I’ve got problems. Every time I
go to bed, I think there’s somebody
under it. I think I’m going crazy.”
“Just put yourself in my care for
one year,” said the shrink. “Come
talk to me three times a week, and
we should be able to get rid of those
fears.” “How much do you charge,”
asked Stoney. “Eighty dollars per
visit,” replied the doctor. “I’ll think
about it,” said Stoney. Six months
later the doctor met Stoney on the
street in Pawhuska. “Why didn’t
you ever come to see me about
those fears you were having?”
asked the psychiatrist. “Well
eighty bucks a visit three times a
week for a year is an awful lot of
money! A bartender cured me for
$10. I was so happy to have saved
all that money I went and bought
me a new Harley-Davidson!” “Is
that so! And how, may I ask, did a
bartender cure you?” “He told me
to cut the legs off the bed! -- Ain’ t
nobody under there now!
Stoner’s 3-year-old son examined
his testicles while taking a bath.
“Mom,” he asked, “are these my
brains.” “Not yet,” she replied.
You might be an Oklahoma Biker
if:
1. It never occurred to you to be
offended by the phrase, ‘One
nation, under God.’
2. You’ve never protested about
seeing the 10 Commandments
posted in public places.
3. You still say ‘Christmas’ instead
of ‘Winter Festival.’
4. You bow your head when
someone prays.
5. You stand and place your hand
over your heart when they play
the National Anthem.
6. You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and
always have.
7. You’ve never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.
8. You know what you believe and
you aren’t afraid to say so, no
matter who is listening.
9. You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the
same.
10. You’d give your last dollar to a
friend.
25 N Mill • Pryor
918.825.5720
Burgers • Beer
Motorcycles
BUY & SELL PRE-OWNED
HARLEYS / CRUISERS
SPORT BIKES / ATVS
Financing Available
406 East Kenosha Broken Arrow
918.259.5066
www.actiontoysok.com
OKLAHOMA BIKER
the riders ragazine
All of Our Tee
Shirts are on Sale
One Tee Shirt
for only $15
Two Tee Shirts
for only $25
Three Tee Shirts
for only $30
Men’s and Women’s
Mix or Match
All Sizes Available
See Us at the
Tulsa Toy Run
or call
918.260.7195