the high cost of montecito`s water
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the high cost of montecito`s water
The BEST things in life are Mineards’ Miscellany FREE 28 Mar – 4 Apr 2013 Vol 19 Issue 13 The Voice of the Village S SINCE 1995 S Premiere for Finola Hughes’ $60,000 film, “The Bet,” slated for April 19 & 20 at the Arlington; Sue Burrows’ granddaughter Katherine becomes American Girl model, p. 6 THIS WEEK IN MONTECITO, P. 11 • MONTECITO EATERIES, P. 39 • CALENDAR OF EVENTS, P. 42 THE HIGH COST OF MONTECITO’S WATER (PART TWO) All Juiced Up Pressed Juicery opens tenth outlet; this one is situated between Read ‘N Post and Little Alex’s, p. 30 Photo by: Bill Dewey www.billdeweyphoto.com Our Town YMCA pre-schoolers enjoy eggciting hunt and eggcellent results as Dominique Goodman egged them on, p. 36 The price of supplying water for Montecito residents is set to rise by 55% over the next four years; Bob Hazard explains why (story begins on page 5) Birthday Boy “Montecito is like growing up in a Norman Rockwell painting,” says 75-year-old songster Jeff Barry, p. 26 MONTECITO TUDOR ELEGANCE Q uietly impressive through design and details, this Tudor-style Montecito estate beautifully imbues both the dignity of the traditional English building style of the 1500’s, and the timeless warmth and comforts of a welcoming contemporary family home. 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INSIDE THIS ISSUE 5Editorial Part two of Bob Hazard’s explanation of Montecito’s water situation 6 Montecito Miscellany Finola Hughes’ movie debuts; Katy Perry and John Mayer on the rocks; Jerry Jones’ new ride; Oprah’s body double; David Krieger’s new book; Larry Hagman’s estate sells; Clarks’ 50/30 bash; Kardashian courtroom drama; Sue Burrows’ granddaughter chosen as American Girl Doll model; St. Louis Symphony shines; Ying Quartet impresses; Rob Kapilow dissects Beethoven; Prince Charles’ Duchy Originals doing well 8 Letters to the Editor Ralph T. Iannelli has a response for Rachel Wilkinson; Donnelley Erdman and Steve Daniels continue climate discussion; Maureen M. Masson remembers the good ol’ days 11 This Week in Montecito Kim Snyder exhibit reception; New Yorker discussion group; Good Friday Breakfast; Annual Vietnam Veterans Commemoration; Easter services in Montecito; MUS Walk & Roll; Seniors Have Talent; One on One Fitness event; Blue Water Ball; ongoing events Tide Guide Handy guide to assist readers in determining when to take that walk or run on the beach 12 Village Beat Montecito Planning Commission discusses Cottage Food law; Montecito YMCA hosts Teen Night; Rotary Club of Montecito’s annual Public Service and Safety Awards; Tom Mielko’s paintings on display at Mertens 4 MONTECITO JOURNAL p.6 Fine Art; Pressed Juicery opens; Alex’s Lemonade Stand at Red Studio 14 Seen Around Town CALM’s 27th Annual Celebrity Authors’ Luncheon; Karen Knight’s “Re-Retirement” party; Casa del Herrero artists reception 26 On Entertainment Jeff Barry celebrates birthday; Lake Street Dive rocks Lobero; Bobby McFerrin takes stage at Granada 28 Sheriff’s Blotter Graffiti found at school; mock hostage exercise at Peppers Estate 29 Ernie’s World Ernie finds his sanctuary in “Recliner Heaven” 32 Our Town Grand opening of Montecito Urban Farms; Suzy Dobreski celebrates five years as director of ELMES; annual Easter egg hunt at YMCA 35 Your Westmont Women’s basketball team wins national championship in Kentucky and brings hardware to Montecito 38 Legal Advertisements 39 Guide to Montecito Eateries The most complete, up-to-date, comprehensive listing of all individually owned Montecito restaurants, coffee houses, bakeries, gelaterias, and hangouts; others in Santa Barbara, Summerland, and Carpinteria too 42 Calendar of Events Circle Mirror Transformation ends this week; two film screenings; Gaviota Coast exhibit; Heartless Bastards play SOhO; On Ensemble in Ojai; Ojai Youth Entertainment Studio events; Grandparent Portrait Show; Jesse Cook at Lobero • The Voice of the Village • p.26 p.42 p.35 44 Movie Showtimes Latest films, times, theaters, and addresses: they’re all here, as they are every week Real Estate Four properties highlighted in the low $5-million range 45 93108 Open House Directory Homes and condos currently for sale and open for inspection in and near Montecito 46 Classified Advertising Our very own “Craigslist” of classified ads, in which sellers offer everything from summer rentals to estate sales 47 Local Business Directory Smart business owners place business cards here so readers know where to look when they need what those businesses offer 28 March – 4 April 2013 Editorial by Bob Hazard Mr. Hazard is an Associate Editor of this paper and a former president of Birnam Wood Golf Club Why Does Water Cost So Much in Montecito? T he average residential water bill in Montecito is currently $183 per month, compared to the national average of $43.58 per month. Montecito Water District’s residential customers are billed a fixed flat meter service charge of $30.95 per month for a ¾” meter, plus a variable water usage fee based on consumption of each HCF (hundred cubic feet) of water used. A hundred cubic feet of water contains 748 gallons. The current Montecito water rates were set in October 2008 when the lowest use price of water was raised from $3.75 per HCF to $3.90, a 4% increase. At the same time, a multi-tiered conservation rate structure was instituted whereby residential users, comprising 83% of all accounts, got their first 25 HCF per month at the $3.90 rate, the next 26 to 60 HCF of use at $4.15; the third 61 to 120 HCF at $4.90; and above 120 HCF at $5.90 per HCF. The other classifications were also restructured to provide tiered pricing that encouraged conservation. The assumption at that time was that the higher rates would drive down water usage in Montecito and Summerland. Our community uses by far the most water per meter on the South Coast, due to its lush vegetation and minimum one-acre zoning for many of our homes. Montecito Facing 55% Increase in Water Bills Water in Montecito, always expensive, will be getting more so. The Montecito Water District (MWD) is currently evaluating a consultant report compiled by Black & Veatch, which recommends raising Montecito water rates by a whopping 55% between now and 2018. The increases would include a possible 16.3% increase by July 1 in both usage fees and water meter charges, followed by four consecutive annual compounded rate increases of 7.4% each year. This would represent the highest rate increases during normal times in Montecito Water District’s 92-year history. Black & Veatch was commissioned by MWD to do a five-year financial plan, including projections of revenues, operating expenses, retirement of existing debt, needed capital improvements and reserve requirements for the years 2012-13 through 2017-18. The intent was to identify potential budgetary shortfalls and to have an independent third party quantify and evaluate needed rate increases. “Sophisticated” The Peripheral Tunnels Project A new water project is now being pushed by Governor Jerry Brown in combination with powerful corporate agriculture interests and real estate speculators. Called the Peripheral Tunnels Project, it is the latest reincarnation of a previous proposal known as the “Peripheral Canal,” which was on the ballot EDITORIAL Page 294 28 March – 4 April 2013 Model: Alexandra Phillips Hat: Something Special Sunglasses: Katherine K One challenge in Montecito is that MWD owes a fixed share of the Coastal Branch hooking us into the State Water Project, a commitment approved by voters in 1991. Back then, voters were told it would cost $270 million for Montecito Water District, Carpinteria Valley District, Goleta Water District and Santa Barbara Water to hook up to the State Water Project. The reality is that by the time all four South Coast water agencies have paid off the bonds for the Coastal Branch of the State Water Project, they will have spent $1.76 billion for construction, financing, operation and maintenance of SWP water. MWD’s current share of that fixed cost is an annual payment of $4.9 million, or 39% of its 2012-13 operating budget, taken off the top of its $12.5-million total budget. The $4.9 million is MWD’s share of the fixed costs to finance, build and operate the SWP dams, pipes, reservoirs, and aqueducts to transport water for the Coastal Branch of the State Water Project. Last year, MWD didn’t use one drop of state water, but we still had to pay our share of the fixed expenses. With this year’s low rainfall, MWD will incur both fixed charges to pay off this year’s portion of SWP indebtedness, plus the cost of its full allocation of high-priced SWP water in 2012-13. In 1991, voters were promised that the State Water Project was 97% reliable, even in times of severe drought. The reality is that our four South Coast water agencies have received just 36% of their total promised allocation, either because low rainfall reduced available supplies, or other disruptions. Model: Rita Murdoch Dress: Joseph Ribkoff Shoes: Van Eli The Cost of the State Water Project (SWP) Lana Marmé Fine Apparel & Footwear 1485 EAST VALLEY ROAD MONTECITO, CA 93108 (805)969-6962 Though the people may support the government, it is not the duty of the government to support the people – Grover Cleveland MONTECITO JOURNAL 5 Monte ito Miscellany by Richard Mineards Richard covered the Royal Family for Britain’s Daily Mirror and Daily Mail before moving to New York to write for Rupert Murdoch’s newly launched Star magazine in 1978; Richard later wrote for New York magazine’s “Intelligencer”. He continues to make regular appearances on CBS, ABC, and CNN, and moved to Montecito six years ago. “The Bet” Makes Debut E SOPHISTICATED FRENCH COUNTRY/MONTECITO Architectural remodel by Ketzel & Goodman in 2002, elegant single floor home features deluxe master suite, two guest bedrooms, separate guest studio, gourmet kitchen open to family dining, high wood-beamed ceilings, French terracotta floors, custom designed landscape with water features. Offered at $2,750,000 Wade Hansen tel. (805) 689 9682 wadehansen@cox.net www.wadehansen.com DRE#: 00511980 6 MONTECITO JOURNAL Vivienne Leebosh Mobile: (805) 689-5613 vleebosh@cox.net DRE#: 01229350 ight months after directing her first film, Carpinteria-based Daytime Emmy-winning actress Finola Hughes’ movie The Bet is ready for its close-up. London-born Finola, 53, who stars in the popular ABC soap opera General Hospital, filmed at Santa Barbara’s Community Film Studio in the former Lawrence Parma school building over 18 days last summer, with 150 in the cast and more than 30 crew, all volunteers. “But there’s much more to it than just shooting it,” explains Finola. “The editing itself, with co-editor, Cris Cazor, took five months. It was every day, all day, three or four days of the week. “Jack Presnal, who oversaw the project, was very strict. “You can’t be sentimental about these things. You have to show the strength and character of it. You have to get out the way and let it be what it is. I made a lot of mistakes as a first timer. It was a huge learning curve.” The film, about a young boy and his widower grandfather who bet on the first one to find love, is also accompanied by a host of musical numbers from local bands and local songwriters. “I picked the ones I liked best,” says Finola. “I’m the one common denominator, delegating, I hope, to all the right people. “I was ready for the challenge from day one. I just loved doing it so much.” Even balancing the work with her acting role at the studios in Hollywood wasn’t too much of a drawback. “You can do a lot online, but I’m glad it is, at last, all completed.” The film, which had a total budget of around $60,000, will hit the big screen at a benefit-sneak preview at the Bacara next Thursday, with multi Grammy winner Kenny Loggins and multi Emmy winner Michelle Stafford of the CBS Soap The Young and the Restless, and the public premiere takes place at the Arlington on April 19th and 20th. “The whole goal was to see how inexpensively we could make a movie as good as commercial fare,” says Jack, who founded the non-profit to teach interested community members all aspects of filmmaking. “We obvi- • The Voice of the Village • Actress-director Finola Hughes’ first film about to premiere ously made compromises, but the results speak for themselves.” As for Finola, who was also a regular on the NBC series Blossom and WBTV’s Charmed, she wants to do more work behind the camera rather than in front of it. “I see that as the new direction I will be taking,” she adds. “I’m currently working on two new projects, including another one in Santa Barbara.” Stay tuned... Rocky Road It was only a month or so ago that rocker John Mayer was in Montecito purchasing a gold and ruby ring for local songstress Katy Perry from Daniel Gibbings’ bling emporium on Coast Village Road. Many observers thought this the preamble for an engagement announcement in due course. But now it looks like the romance is on the rocks, according to Us Weekly. But one source tells the celebrity glossy that Katy, a former student at Dos Pueblos High School, is “leaving the window open. They’ve been so focused on work.” The 28-year-old singer, whose divorce from British comedian Russell Brand was finalized in July, began dating Mayer around the same time. She has been busy recording her third studio album of late, while Mayer, 35, is preparing for tour dates over the next few weeks. It was only recently that he told CBS: “For the first time in my life, I don’t feel like I’m in a celebrity relationship. I really don’t. 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You can also FAX such mail to: (805) 969-6654, or E-mail to jim@montecitojournal.net Campaigner In Chief I would like to thank Ms Rachel Wilkinson for taking the time out of her busy day to respond to my recent Letter to the Editor in the Montecito Journal (“Dividing & Conquering” MJ # 19/12). Rather than refer to her as “the writer” (as she did when addressing me and responding to my letter (“Apocalypse Never” MJ # 19/10) I am happy to respond to Ms Wilkinson. Let me start by stating I agree with her that Barack Obama is the President of the United States. I looked at my letter and did not see any mention that he wasn’t the duly elected President. Ms Wilkinson is also correct that Mr. Obama did receive in excess of 50% of the vote in 2008 and 2012 and the last person to do that was Ronald Reagan. Now you see, Ms Wilkinson, Republicans and Democrats can agree on some things, so we are off to good start. Let’s talk about things about which we do not agree. Mr. Reagan’s victories were made possible by a number of registered Democrats (called the Reagan Democrats) who crossed party lines two times to put him in office. I would respectfully state that very few if any Republicans crossed over the aisle to vote for Mr. Obama. An objective person who read your letter would think that you are of the belief that all Republicans walk in lockstep and are incapable of holding different views on a variety of topics. Nothing could be further from the truth. And, once again, an objective person would say that in fact the Democrats are much more likely to all sing from the same hymn book (if I haven’t offended anyone by making a casual reference to religion) than the Republicans. What I also found interesting was that the majority of your response to my letter did not in fact respond to any of the points I made. Based upon that, I assume you agree with me that the President has not demonstrated that he can lead and continues to campaign. 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C a r r i l l o s t. s u i t E 1 0 0 | s a n ta B a r B a r a C a 9 3 1 0 1 | 8 0 5 .9 6 5 . 5 5 0 0 | r a d i u s g r o u p.C o m 8 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 28 March – 4 April 2013 ing questions: 1) Why did President Obama create the Simpson-Bowes Commission, since he completely ignored each and every one of its recommendations; 2) Please tell me why life as we know it has not changed despite the sequester; 3) Please explain to me why Voter ID laws would have a stifling effect on minorities, poor, and young voters. Mr. Obama received seven million more votes from people who earn less than $30,000 a year, and the majority of those voters were minority, poor, and young. Do you really believe requiring a voter to produce a photo ID would reduce the number of voters in those three categories? My guess is that it would no more reduce the number of voters than it has reduced the number of people with a license to drive a car or reduce the number of people who want to board an airplane, both of which require a photo ID. Ms Wilkinson: thanks again for your reading and responding to my letter. I am flattered. I am sorry you think Republicans are uncaring, mean-spirited, greedy folks who only take and do not give back. I think if you have some free time you might want to do a little research and look at where a large percentage of the charitable contributions come from in this country; it may shock you when you learn that the same amount if not more of donations come from Republicans. I guess we Republicans could be like Vice President Biden, who gave $1,100 to charity last year; he’s a real role model for our young people. In closing Ms Wilkinson, I will agree with you once more: politics is about the art of compromise, so let’s agree to disagree that the leaders of your party – Barack Obama, Harry Reid, Dick Durban, Barbara Boxer, and Nancy Pelosi – know how to compromise. Ralph T. Iannelli Montecito “Considerable” Victory Questioned In your Editor’s note to one of those low-information Obama letters you often print, you made a throwaway reference to the “considerable margin of Obama’s (November election) victory.” Words and phrases have meaning and said often enough will ingrain exaggerated facts in our minds, which distort the true reality. In a field of about a dozen tickets running for president and vice president, Obama-Biden received 51% of the total national vote. The rest of the tickets received 49%, of which Romney-Ryan garnered 47.8%. If we turned this election into a “left wing28 March – 4 April 2013 right wing” contest, the Left received 51.2% of all votes; the Right 48.8%. I’ve heard any number of commentators and pundits of all political stripes make reference to Obama’s reelection victory with words ranging from “landslide” to “beyond question” to “comfortable” to “putting the final nails in the Republican coffin.” Obama’s re-election success was lackluster at best. Despite a larger population and electorate in 2012 vs. 2008, both parties “suppressed” the total national vote by three million votes compared to 2008. But in doing so, the GOP reduced Obama’s final vote count by far more than did the Democrats did the Republicans’ final count. Romney’s percentage of the total vote was much more than McCain’s while Obama dropped a full two percentage points from 2008. Dick Morris pointed out that the Obama demographic groups gave him a 43 to 17 edge; in simpler terms, that’s a 5-to-2 advantage. All Romney had to do was capture 68% of the white vote and he would be president. He got 66%! According to a DNC analyst, if Romney-Ryan could have swept three out of four white male voters, he would be president. The ticket ended up with 72% of the white male vote. There is no excuse for RomneyRyan to have lost Florida, Virginia, Ohio and New Hampshire than to admit that “last-minute-uncontrollables” such as images of Chris Christie walking hand-in-hand with Barack Obama along a New Jersey beach suppressed just enough Republican votes to allow Obama to squeak by. This had a huge impact because most Republicans wait until the actual Election Day to vote. People in North Carolina, Indiana and Missouri saw those images also, but the former two states flipped from Obama to Romney and the latter state went from a McCain squeaker to almost a Romney landslide. What we witnessed in Florida, Ohio, Virginia and New Hampshire was the failure of the Republican machine to persuade its voters to leave their homes and offices and vote. 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Trustshaveestate-planningandtaxconsequences.Consultacompetentattorneyortaxadvisor. 10 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 28 March – 4 April 2013 This Week in and around Montecito SUNDAY MARCH 31 Easter Services El Montecito Presbyterian, 1455 East Valley Road, 9 am & 10:30 am All Saints-by-the-Sea Episcopal Church, 83 Eucalyptus Lane, 8 am & 10 am Montecito Covenant, 671 Cold Spring Road, 10 am Our Lady of Mt. Carmel, 1300 East Valley Road, 8 am, 9:30 am, 11 am, 12:30 pm (If you have a Montecito event, or an event that concerns Montecito, please e-mail kelly@montecitojournal.net or call (805) 565-1860) SATURDAY MARCH 30 Annual Vietnam Veterans Commemoration Everyone is invited to this attend this national day of recognition – and celebration – for all who served in the U.S. Armed Forces during the Vietnam War era (1959-1975). It also honors the sacrifice of the 58,267 men and women who did not come home, 98 of which are from Santa Barbara County. Luncheon will serve your choice of chicken, tri-tip, plus all the fixings with choice of lemonade, ice tea or water; beer & wine will be available. Music from the ‘50s, ‘60s and ‘70s will keep the festivities lively. Look for the 218’s Huey Helicopter on display in front of the Veterans Building along with a military jeep. The chapter will sell its newly designed Huey Helicopter T-shirt and a 2013 calendar featuring photos taken at “The Moving Wall” when it was on display in Santa Barbara in September of 2011. Veterans of all eras are encouraged to attend. When: 11 am to 4 pm, flag ceremony at noon Where: 112 W. Cabrillo Blvd Cost: $15 for lunch, children under 12 free Info: 284-6372 or e-mail vvachapter218@gmail.com THURSDAY MARCH 28 Art Opening Reception Kim Snyder will have 25 oil on linen paintings for sale during her Wildlife Art Exhibit at Santa Barbara Maritime Museum. At age 54, making art professionally over 35 years, Snyder says her painting career has taken her art in different directions but always comes back around to wildlife. “While walking on the beach, bluffs and wetlands, if I see an animal I enjoy stopping and observing them in their habitat, hunting, resting, and showing off to their mates and potential mates. I love to capture their movement and personality and spirit in paintings for others to see, remember, enjoy and bring this peaceful and joyful imagery into their homes,” she says. When: 5:30 pm to 7:30 pm Where: 113 Harbor Way Cost: free and open to the public Registration: www.sbmm.org Discussion Group A group gathers to discuss The New Yorker When: 7:30 pm to 9 pm Where: Montecito Library, 1469 East Valley Road Where: Via Vai, Ennisbrook, and Casa Dorinda trailhead Info: 969-3249 SATURDAY APRIL 6 One on One Fitness Event Linda Sanders of One on One Fitness is sponsoring an event to raise funds for Santa Barbara Rape Crisis Center. Come prepared to get a great workout and have a blast doing it. The class will include functional training: TRX, kettle bells, Krank Cycle, mat Pilates, cardio blast and much Blue Water Ball SB Channelkeeper’s 13th annual Blue Water Ball will feature a tribute to Patagonia for its environmental leadership as well as a reception, auction, dinner, live music, and a SATURDAY APRIL 6 FRIDAY MARCH 29 Good Friday Breakfast The Good Friday Breakfast event focuses on the significance of the death of Jesus Christ. Enjoy an inspirational morning of praise, music and community fellowship with Randy Clark, CEO of Axia and Board President of Providence Hall Christian Academy. The event is hosted by Montecito Family YMCA. When: 8:45 am Where: Fess Parker’s DoubleTree Resort ballroom, 633 East Cabrillo Boulevard Cost: $35 per person Info: jennifer.freed@ciymca.org WEDNESDAY APRIL 3 Walk & Roll Montecito Union School students, teachers and parents walk or ride to school, rather than drive When: 8 am Seniors Have Talent Talented seniors in our community will be strutting their stuff on stage at the Seniors Have Talent variety show. This two-hour extravaganza features talented singers, dancers, musicians, and magicians in our community, aged 50+. Directed by renowned playwright Rod Lathim and emceed by radio personality Catherine Remak, the show promises to entertain the audience showcasing the talent and energy of Santa Barbara seniors. Proceeds from the show support the work of the Center for Successful Aging. The Center for Successful Aging promotes the physical, spiritual, mental, and emotional health of seniors and their families. This event is supported in part by The Marjorie Luke Theatre’s Dreier Family Rent Subsidy Fund. When: 2 pm to 4 pm Where: Marjorie Luke Theater, 721 East Cota Street Tickets: $20 for adults, $10 for children Info: www.seniors-have-talent.org M on t e c i to Tid e C h a rt Day Low HgtHigh HgtLow Hgt High HgtLow Thurs, Mar 28 4:57 AM -0.4 11:07 AM 4.5 04:48 PM 0.6 011:05 PM 5.6 Fri, Mar 29 5:43 AM -0.5 11:55 AM 4.1 05:22 PM 1 011:42 PM 5.7 Sat, Mar 30 6:34 AM -0.4 12:50 PM 3.7 05:59 PM 1.5 Sun, Mar 31 12:25 AM 5.5 7:35 AM -0.3 02:00 PM 3.3 06:44 PM Mon, Apr 1 1:18 AM 5.2 8:47 AM -0.1 03:33 PM 3 07:50 PM Tues, Apr 2 2:27 AM 4.9 10:11 AM 0 05:16 PM 3.2 09:36 PM Wed, Apr 3 3:56 AM 4.6 11:29 AM -0.1 06:28 PM 3.6 011:26 PM Thurs, Apr 4 5:27 AM 4.6 12:32 PM -0.2 07:16 PM 4 Fri, Apr 5 12:44 AM 1.8 6:41 AM 4.7 01:22 PM -0.2 07:54 PM 4.5 28 March – 4 April 2013 more. All proceeds will go directly to SB Rape Crisis Center. When: 10 am Where: 1809 East Cabrillo Boulevard, Suite B Cost: $75 Info: (805) 969-9107 Hgt 2 2.4 2.6 2.4 A small progressive tax will be but the stepping stone to others, larger and more sweeping, until our political contests will become a war – Stephen Field celebration of Channelkeeper’s many recent victories for clean water. Proceeds from the event provide critical unrestricted funds for Channelkeeper’s important advocacy, research, education and community outreach efforts to protect water quality and restore aquatic habitats in and along the Santa Barbara Channel. When: 5 pm Where: Montecito Country Club, 920 Summit Road Cost: $175 Info: Kira Redmond, Executive Director, 805 563-3377, ext 1, kira@sbck.org, or www.sbck.org •MJ MONTECITO JOURNAL 11 Village Beat AMAZING SAVINGS DURING MARCH AND APRIL ALOHA DAYS 5-NIGHT GETAWAYS FROM JUST $537!† $100 off per booking * plus Free car rental up to 3 days** plus $50 activity voucher*** FEATURED OFFER HAWAI’I, THE BIG ISLAND Sheraton Kona Resort & Spa at Keauhou Bay 5 nights from $537 per person, land only† Includes: 5 nights Mountain View accommodations; all hotel taxes; kids 17 & younger stay FREE†† MPC Weighs in on Cottage Food Law A t the Montecito Planning Commission on Wednesday, March 20, the commissioners help formulate recommendations to the Santa Barbara County Planning Commission regarding a state-wide ordinance allowing “cottage food” industries in private homes. The state assembly bill, which went into effect January 1, 2013 (see MJ # 19/9) allows microenterprises that prepare low-risk foods to operate without investing in a commercial kitchen. The new law does not extend to products containing meat or dairy, but allows baked goods, granola, trail mix, popcorn, candies, dried fruit, coffee, tea, jams, jellies, vinegar, mustard, pickles and other low-risk items, sometimes referred to as “cottage food.” The Cottage Food Law promotes locally produced products and brings the consumer closer to producer, while allowing local jurisdictions to place limits and conditions on the law. As of last week, 57 cottage food operations had applied for permits in by Kelly Mahan the entire county; three of which are in the Montecito planning area. Dubbed “AB 1616,” the law sets limits on the amount of money that can be earned through cottage food sales: $35,000 in 2013, $45,000 in 2014, and $50,000 in 2015 and beyond. The commissioners discussed several possible issues the law may bring to bear in Montecito, including traffic and parking issues when customers pick up items from the residences. Other issues include noise, smell, and increased demand on water and sewer systems. County staff came to MPC with an outline of possible local amendments to the law, which included limiting the number of cottage food operations per dwelling to one, requiring the operation not be within 300 feet of another cottage food operation, and restricting customer parking to street frontage or other non-required parking spaces on the property. While limited in its purview, the village Beat Page 224 Beautiful Remodel • Dual Living Floor Plan Great Dual Living Opportunity! Ask about other islands and hotels! 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Newly Reduced to $1,849,000 Natalie Grubb-Campbell 805.895.6226 natalie@villagesite.com License: 01236143 • The Voice of the Village • www.GrubbCampbell.com 28 March – 4 April 2013 NEW LISTING Golden Quadrangle View Estate - NE W S LI N TI G EL ANDALUZ D S B Designed by Jeff Shelton, this condo is comprised of two bedrooms with a fireplace in the master, two and one half baths, living room, large dining area, family room, gourmet kitchen, and a two-car garage with private elevator. El Andaluz condos feature high ceilings, open floor plans, an open-air courtyard and hightech internet capabilities. This elite, furnished Moroccan style home is steps away from theatres, restaurants, shops, etc. ,, Situated On One Acre + 4 Bedroom, 4 Bath Estate. Short Walk To Upper Village & MUS. Exquisite Views Of The Montecito Foothills And Santa Ynez Mountains. Home Features 20’ X 40’ Pebble Tech, Salt Water Pool With Inset Spa. Spacious Guest Suite With Living Area, Fireplace And Kitchenette. Updated bathrooms and new electrical and plumbing throughout. Quality, View Properties Here Are Rarely Available. www.El-Andaluz.net PRICE UPON REQUEST BILL VAUGHAN cell/txt 805.455.1609 BROKER / OWNER DRE LIC # 00660866 WWW.MONTECITOVILLAGE.COM ® W W W. M E R M I S - S T C L A I R. C O M 1155 COAST VILLAGE ROAD I 805.969.0442 I WWW.SILVERHORN.COM FOUR SEASONS BILTMORE HOTEL I 805.969.3167 I MONTECITO, CA 93108 28 March – 4 April 2013 MONTECITO JOURNAL 13 Seen Around Town CALM luncheon co-chairs Carolyn Gillio and Becky Cohn with emcee Andrew Firestone at the cocktail party the night before by Lynda Millner Celebrity Authors Luncheon I n spite of Kindles, people still like to buy and hold a book in their hands when reading. The book event CALM (Child Abuse Listening Mediation) Luncheon is one of the biggest of the year with over 500 attending the 27th annual (the event started when Sue Grafton was only on “B” of her alphabet series) at Fess Parker’s DoubleTree Resort. The evening before, celebrity authors, auxiliary members and special guests were treated to a cocktail reception at Maggie Gallant’s pagoda house in the Upper East. Her completely restored home is like being transported to the Orient for a few hours. As emcee Andrew Firestone remarked, “Thanks for letting us invade your house and use your plumbing.” He has been the master of ceremonies for three years and calls the luncheon “one of the classiest, kookiest and funnest events.” Party co-chairs were Pegeen White and Carol Newman. The luncheon day began early with the opening of the “bookstore,” which was filled with not only books but 14 MONTECITO JOURNAL Ms. Millner is the author of “The Magic Makeover, Tricks for Looking Thinner, Younger and More Confident – Instantly.” She will be giving a oneday makeover seminar at SBCC adult education April 20. Call her for this or an event at 969-6164. Celebrity author Marcia Clark at the CALM luncheon with 14 mostly local guest authors: Kevin Bourke, Joan Calder, D. J. Clancy, Penny Clemmons, Maxwell Dickinson, Neal Graffy, Rich Grimes, Mary Hershey, Suzanne Landry, Marni McGee, Dan Poytner, Dr. Bud Stuart and Leslie Westbrook. As the sign said, “Get your books autographed. They will be more valuable.” Mary Hershey’s table was covered with chocolate kisses. When I asked her if she was born with that name she replied, “No, I chose it after my divorce. Also it has two feminine parts – her and she.” Who knew? After loading up on books it was time to hit the lobby, where the four celebrity authors, who were to be interviewed, were stationed. What • The Voice of the Village • a great way to Christmas shop and have personalized signatures of all the famous folks. During lunch we heard from event co-chairs Becky Cohn and Carolyn Gillio. As Andrew said, “The planning for this year begins fifteen minutes after last year’s affair,” Long time executive director Cecilia Rodriguez was there, along with the auxiliary president Dale McCaskey and all those members who worked so hard, including decorating the ballroom with stunning hydrangea centerpieces. Dale surprised Jim Kearns by presenting him with the Claire Miles seen Page 164 28 March – 4 April 2013 ‘ONE OF A KIND’ by BOBBY WEBB D Main Home - East Elevation www.SUZANNEPERKINS.com 805•895•2138 ramatic 180 degree skyline views over the sun drenched Santa Barbara coastline are afforded from this magnificent four acre parcel located in the Golden Triangle, in the premier location of the grand estates of Montecito. Not offered in over 60 years, this breathtaking parcel is situated on one of the most desirable streets in all of Montecito. The upper level of the property is the ideal site for the Main Home, Pool House and Infinity Pool, where glorious mountain and ocean views abound in every direction. A gracious oak lined drive descends from this site to the equally stunning location for the fully separate Guest House. Preliminary Elevations & Floor Plans completed. Offered at $15,500,000 Operated by Sotheby’s International Realty, Inc. 28 March – 4 April 2013 MONTECITO JOURNAL 15 SEEN (Continued from page 14) Luncheon founder Sharon Bifano with celebrity author Cat Cora Arlene Larsen with husband, author Milt, and cocktail party co-chair Pegeen White signing books Award for outstanding service to CALM. Claire, who was a nurse with a physician husband, was the founder of CALM. After hearing cases of child abuse, she set up a private hotline in her home for distressed parents with strict instruction to her children to “not pick up that phone.” In the first month she received over 40 calls and as they say, “The rest is history.” Interviewers were Debby Davison and Tom Weitzel. Debby spoke with Cat Cora who was the first female Iron Chef on the Food Network’s Iron Chef America. She confessed, “Julia Child was my mentor.” Cat came from a Greek home in Mississippi, giving her an appreciation of Southern food as well as Mediterranean. When she applied for cooking apprenticeships in France (a largely male bastion at the time), she sent in ten applications and was rejected by eight. 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Some of the more famous members were Cary Grant and Johnny Carson. Milt has been voted one of the 100 most influential individuals in the history of magic. I can’t wait to read his latest tome, My Magical Journey: The First 30,000 Days. Tiffany Baker, who has a PhD in Victorian literature, is a New York Times best-selling author of two books, her last The Gilly Salt Sisters. She shared one of her most embarrassing moments, “My mom saved all my young stories and read them at my first book signing.” Tiffany has a husband and three children, telling us, “My house is like a pig sty. I leave the dishes so I can write.” Look for her next book, Mercy Snow, in January 2014. When Tom asked Marcia Clark, “What do you get out of being an author instead of a district attorney (the O. J. Simpson trial)?” she quickly answered, “That’s easy. I get to control the ending.” She said that all • The Voice of the Village • Cocktail party hostess Maggie Gallant with her Foo Dog in the pagoda house the experts told them before the trial began that they had no chance of a conviction because of the Rodney King furor only two years prior. “It was an unending nightmare.” She still practices law, but not courtroom, and is the author of crime novels, the latest being Guilt by Degrees. Her books have been optioned for a television series, which is now in development. All the money raised from the luncheon goes to CALM, who last 28 March – 4 April 2013 Cocktail party co-chairs Pageen White and Carol Newman in front of the pagoda house UCSB ARTS & LECTURES PRESENTS BOBBY MCFERRIN: SPIRIT YOU ALL year served over 2,000 people. They educated 7,000 children, parents and teachers in our local schools and presented 300 child abuse prevention workshops and more. 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I was a dedicated poll watcher at the time and the numbers began to go back towards the president when the storm took over as the number-one interest of the nation’s newscasters. There is no denying also that Mr. Obama looks great in a presidential flight jacket and that he is almost as good as former President Clinton at faking sincerity. It was a masterful performance. For me, however, the fact that the Democrats were able to harvest votes for nearly a month before election day was the major swing factor. Having such a long time to collect votes – valid or not – can only lead to corruption. It is difficult to determine how much vote debasement took place in the 2012 election, but no doubt there was some. As we stretch the voting season past the 30-day mark, there will be more. It becomes easier for folks to vote two, three, or more times, in different localities, and even under different names. Democrats were smart enough to set up polling booths where their voters were: malls, fast-food joints, on the sidewalks of busy mid-city boulevards and elsewhere. The Republican Party was completely blindsided by the tactic and subsequently lost states they should never have lost: Florida, Ohio, Virginia, and New Hampshire among them. – J.B.) Preferential Editing Mr. Buckley is showing preferential editing of the facts when responding to a reader’s concern (“Climate Change” Controversy, MJ # 19/12). To quote an article on Dr. David Whitehouse published by sourcewatch.com… In an early December 2010 Global Warming Policy Foundation blogpost, Whitehouse predicted that “2010 will be remembered for just two warm months [March and June], attributable to the El Nino effect, with the rest of the year being nothing but average, or less than average temperature.”[2] According to the NASA and NOAA datasets, 2010 tied with 2005 for the hottest year on record[3]; and NASA’s GISS data showed November 2010 as the hottest November on record[4]. And the use of the term “average” in Whitehouse’s statement was misleading, as the dataset referenced (CRU, through Oct 2010) actually shows every month in 2010 to be considerably warmer than the corresponding historic (1850+) average.[5] - a pattern evident visually in NASA’s GISS data.[6]. Whitehouse later explained (see Talk page) that he meant the “average” for just one decade: a timeframe statisticians consider too short to be meaningful[7] in seeing the underlying trend.[3] Another of Whitehouse’s blogposts [4]at the GWPF was debunked by London School of Economics climate change guru Bob Ward with the epithet “I do not know of any other web page about global warming that is so error-ridden.” Donnelley Erdman Santa Barbara (Editor’s note: I have no desire to get down into the weeds on “Climate Chaos” or whatever. I don’t know enough, but I did e-mail a friend who has extensive knowledge in the field of climatology and is what you would probably refer to as a “denier.” He turned me on to Mr. Whitehouse’s website. My skepticism stems from the false panic of the early 1970s, when many “experts” were predicting imminent global cooling as Earth’s chief worry. Their solution was – as it is now – a reduction in carbon-based energy use. Have our winters become less cold over the past few decades? It certainly seems that way, at least in much of North America. Are excess carbon emissions the cause? Maybe part of it. But, the more important question is: if that is true, is the quickest way to reduce man’s impact on Earth’s climate what has been proposed, or are there safer, swifter, more intelligent ways of dealing with what many believe is a problem? My guess is there are probably quite a few other possible solutions other than gouging businesses worldwide for the benefit of governments worldwide. – J.B.) Advertise in You can subscribe to the Journal!! Please fill out this simple form and mail it to us with your payment My name is:____________________________________________________________________________ My address is:____________________________________________________________ ZIP__________ Enclosed is ____________ $150 for the next 50 issues of Montecito Journal to be delivered via First Class Mail Affordable. 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Maxim: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. 2013 version: Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone, free internet, cash for his clunker, food stamps, Section 8 housing, free contraceptives, Medicaid, ninety-nine weeks of unemployment, free medicine, and he will vote Democrat the rest of his life, even after he dies. Please don’t use my name; I have customers who feel differently and I need their business. Name Withheld Santa Barbara (Editor’s note: They sound like good solid reasons for voting a particular way to us. You would not want to vote for a party that even suggests you pay for those goodies, would you? – J.B.) •MJ Where: Montecito Library 1469 East Valley Rd. Next class is April 3rd - See you there! S Sixty-one years ago, four of us would collect bottles and cans and then walk a couple of miles east on East Valley Road and up Romero Canyon with our .22-caliber rifles shouldered. When we reached the top of Romero Canyon we would set up our targets and do practice shooting. We were never stopped or questioned. We had been taught how to safely handle our guns and were trusted to behave responsibly, which we did. What a different world we live in. I wonder what changed it so? Maureen M. Masson Montecito (Editor’s note: I too remember gun-club kids bringing their rifles to school during “Show and Tell” in the classroom, and explaining how their guns worked. As for what changed: one look at what passes for “entertainment” in movie houses and on television sets and computer screens today will probably give you some plausible explanations as to what has changed. – J.B.) EN What Changed It All? FREE Monthly iPad / iPhone class EN all. On the other hand, it is refreshing, is it not, to read our give and take on this issue? – J.B.) CHR Your attempt in the “Letters” section last week to debunk further the reality of human-caused global climate change falls short of the mark. Specifically: 1) You cite Roger Pielke Jr., a professor of environmental studies, as stating that flooding and severe hurricanes have not increased. Consulting Pielke’s background on the Internet, one finds that he supports the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) conclusion that human-caused climate change is real, and he writes that “on this basis alone I am personally convinced that it makes sense to take action to limit greenhouse emissions.” 2) The Global Warming Policy Foundation, which you cite, is notorious for selectively choosing data to skew its denial position. Its director is a social anthropologist, not a climate scientist, and on its board of trustees sit many notable climate change deniers, notably including Richard Lindzen, whose work has been rejected as unreliable by an overwhelming majority of climatologists. In addition, the GWPF has repeatedly demanded public information about the funding sources of climatologists, but has repeatedly refused to divulge its own sources of funds. Steve Daniels Santa Barbara (Editor’s note: I too believe “it makes sense to take action to limit greenhouse emissions,” but what I also believe is that the proposals to confiscate hundreds of millions, probably billions of dollars a year from businesses is simply that: confiscation. Or better yet: robbery. All that collected money will go towards maintaining fat salaries, pensions, and benefits for government employees worldwide. They’ll throw some pittance at research perhaps, but it’ll be a pittance. There are probably thousands of better market-oriented ways of arriving at a more efficient solution than to dump the kinds of sums being suggested to international kleptocrats [for reference, see “Cyprus”]. As for the bona fides of Roger Pielke or Richard Lindzen or many others, it is so easy to defame individuals who hold unorthodox views – and it is done with such frequency – that many of us pay no attention to those smears at WES T Short of the Mark S PRIM ATUM T WESTMONT DOWNTOWN Conversations About Things That Matter From the Page to the Screen: Film Adaptations of English Literature Cheri Larsen Hoeckley Professor of English, Westmont College 5:30 p.m., Thursday, April 11, 2013 University Club, 1332 Santa Barbara Street Free and open to the public. For information, call 565-6051. From the recent Downton Abbey to cinematic adaptations of novelists Charles Dickens, Jane Austen and Elizabeth Gaskell, British costume dramas continue to appeal to American audiences. Cinematography, set design, and costumes all make these period pieces enjoyable. With a few video clips and a look at the language of some recently adapted novels , Cheri Larsen Hoeckley will examine how literary texts contribute to the delights of these visual forms and also how films provide insight into the novel as a genre. Luxury Real Estate Specialist Luxury Real Estate Specialist Luxury Real Estate Specialist Luxury Real Estate Specialist www.DistinctiveRealEstateOnline.com www.DistinctiveRealEstateOnline.com www.DistinctiveRealEstateOnline.com www.DistinctiveRealEstateOnline.com Sponsored by the Westmont Foundation 453.3371 License # 01327524 License # 01327524 License # 01327524 License # 01327524 28 March – 4 April 2013 Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge – Scott Adams MONTECITO JOURNAL 21 patience • peace • awareness • self-acceptance • compassion • community m o n t e c i t oYO G A • Special! 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The recommendations will then be forwarded to the Board of Supervisors for review. Also on Wednesday, Chair Sue Burrows read a resolution into the record, honoring Claire Gottsdanker for her eight years of service on the commission. Ms Gottsdanker will be returning to Montecito Board of Architectural Review, where she says she can better serve the community by acting on the front line of new projects in Montecito. Montecito Planning Commission meets the third Wednesday of each month at 9 am. Teen Night at YMCA Next Saturday, April 6, Montecito YMCA will host Teen Night, a new program designed to give teens and pre-teens a place to hang out and socialize in a safe, supervised environment. Dubbed “Teens Forging Friendships,” the event is the first of what may become a welcome addition Senior Program Director Cary Young will oversee Teen Night at the Montecito YMCA to the Y’s programming. “It’s an exciting, great new initiative, especially for junior high teens,” says Senior Program Director Cary Young, who will oversee the event. “Right now, they have few places to socialize in Santa Barbara on Saturday nights. The YMCA provides a safe place for teens to meet and engage in constructive and positive activities aimed at fostering team building, healthy relationships and athletic activity,” Young says. The event, open to all Santa Barbara area teens and pre-teens age 11-14, will feature music, dancing, swimming, basketball, in-line skating, soccer, and other activities. 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The evening will take place after regular YMCA hours, from 7 pm to 9:30 pm. “Junior high is a tricky age,” says Young, who has been with the YMCA the last fifteen years. He oversees youth aquatics and sports programming at the center, and says he is pleased to see Teen Night added to the schedule. “It’s my hope that it creates a place for teens to feel like they belong and to bolster respectful relationships,” he said. Teen Night takes place Saturday, April 6, at 7 pm. Early registration is $8, or $10 at the door. For further information, please contact Cary Young, Montecito YMCA, 591 Santa Rosa Lane, cary.young@ciymca.org, or by phone at 969-3288. Montecito Rotary On Tuesday, March 26, the Rotary Club of Montecito held its annual Public Service and Safety Awards, recognizing men and women of law enforcement, fire protection, and marine safety who serve Santa Barbara County. Hosted by Mike Klan, the ceremony honored nine individuals from nine county agencies, including Santa Barbara City Fire Department, CHP, Carpinteria Fire, SB County Sheriff’s Department, SBPD, Montecito Fire Protection District, the U.S. Coast Guard Marine Safety Detachment, County Fire, and USCGC Blackfin. This week’s event was the sixth time such awards were given to local rescue personnel. The nine people were chosen from their respective agencies for heroic and or other remarkable contributions they made during the past year. The recipients of this year’s awards include Captain Gary Pitney, Officer Isaac Clocherty, Fire Captain Charles A. Reed, Sr., Deputy Bryan Dickey, Sergeant Ed Olsen, Captain Todd Edwards, Petty Officer Wayne Alleyne, Captain Adam Estabrook, and Machinery Technician 2nd Class Robert DeJager. For more information about Montecito Rotary, visit www.monteci torotary.org. Art on Exhibit Local artist Tom Mielko says he is proud to announce his association with Montecito art gallery, Mertens Fine Art. Owned and operated by Alex and Maria Mertens, the Coast Village Road gallery will now be the exclusive representative of Mielko’s fine art work in California. Mielko, an American Romantic Realist painter, is acknowledged glob- ally as a master of visual storytelling. He is best known for his ability to communicate with the viewer in a personal, intimate way. Born in Dorchester, Massachusetts, Tom drew his first sketches at the age of six and has been a working artist ever since. He studied at the Boston Museum of Fine Arts School and the prestigious Art Institute of Boston. 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Carrillo Street, Suite 101 • Santa Barbara, CA 93101 805-563-2111 • HayesCommercial.com It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money – Orson Welles MONTECITO JOURNAL 23 miscellany (Continued from page 19) Heaven Sells The late Dallas star Larry Hagman’s 43-acre Ojai aerie has finally been sold for $5 million, I note. The actor, who died of cancer in November, first listed the sprawling mountaintop estate in 2009 for a hefty $11 million. Featuring Bernardaud from France Larry Hagman’s old Ojai estate sells at last Coast 2 Coast Collection La Arcada Courtyard 1114 State Street, Suite 10 ~ Santa Barbara, CA 93101 Phone: 805.845.7888 ~ www.C2Ccollection.com Store Hours: Mon-Sat 10am-6pm & Sunday Noon-5pm However, it failed to attract any buyers despite its famous owner, who dubbed it Heaven. The seven-bedroom, ten-bathroom Mediterranean-style property, which also includes a two-bedroom guesthouse and a helipad, was designed and built for Hagman and his Jacuzzi designer wife, Maj, in 1992. It has separate solar systems providing energy for the 18,000-sq-ft main house and caretaker’s home, while creating surplus power. In a move that would have made Hagman’s character, oil tycoon JR Ewing, proud, when he installed the first system in 2003 his annual power bill went from $37,000 to $13! 50/30 Bash Social gridlock reigned when singer Peter Clark and his wife, Dallas, threw a 50/30 party to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary and his 50th year moving from Australia to America, at their Birnam Wood manse. Music dominated the bash as Peter, who is off to Oz again next month on a cabaret tour, sang a variety of his songs, including a version of Beach Boy Bruce Johnston’s 1975 Grammywinning “I Write the Songs” with the man himself. “I don’t need the lyrics!” he joked, as Peter handed him the words for the song. “I wrote them!” Adding to the musical mix was Montecito composer Norm Gimbel, an Oscar and Grammy winner, who wrote “The Girl From Ipanema,” the second most covered song in the world after The Beatles’ “Yesterday,” and Herman’s Hermit Peter Noone. Dallas, the stepmother of publishing tycoon Jann Wenner, owner of Us Weekly and Rolling Stone, is currently working on her autobiography, I Did It, You Can Too! with ghost writer Alicia St. John, while Marcia Orland’s Afterglow Media is working on a three-hour video biography featuring her life. “She has quite a collection of pho- Peter Clark, Norman Gimbel, Dallas Clark, Mireille and Peter Noone at the Clarks 50/30 party (photo by Priscilla) 24 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 28 March – 4 April 2013 Courtroom Drama Continues Kim Kardashian is apparently fed up with the courtroom antics of her estranged husband, Kris Humphries – accusing his lawyers of leaking testimony that some scenes in her E! TV reality shows are staged and that she uses a “tear stick” to cry on camera. The duo, who notoriously tied the knot at a Montecito estate nearly two years ago, have been at legal swizzlesticks at dawn, with the star basketball player refusing to divorce Kim, who is now expecting a baby in July by musician and fashion designer, Kanye West, 35. Kardashian, 32, believes Humphries’ hometown legal eagle in Minneapolis, Lee Hutton, leaked last month’s deposition of Keeping Up With the Kardashians producer Russell Jay to celebrity weekly Life & Style. Jay attested under oath how Kardashian didn’t like the way she reacted on camera two years ago when Humphries proposed, so she had him pop the question again. Another scene, where Kardashian told her mother, Kris Jenner, about troubles in her marriage, was actually shot after Kardashian, 32, had ended the 72-day union with the Brooklyn Nets player by filing for divorce. “This is normal operating procedure on any reality show,” says one Kardashian source. “None of this shows fraud, which is what Kris is trying to prove. His entire case is based on the premise that he is the stupidest person on the planet.” Humphries, 28, is claiming Kardashian married him just for publicity and exploited him to boost TV ratings. But Humphries’ L.A. lawyer, Marshall Waller, is reportedly quitting the case because he has had enough of it... Conductor David Robertson produces a cracker at the Granada (photo credit: Dan Dreyfus) Doting grandmother, Sue Burrows, with her own American Girl Doll, Katherine... Her seven-year-old granddaughter, Katherine, has just been chosen to be an American Girl Doll model. The models are chosen from a series of auditions held in January, with approximately just 20 percent of the 500 Southern California candidates being chosen. Katherine and her co-winners will participate in the American Girl fashion shows held in cities across the U.S., wearing a variety of outfits from historical clothing to the present day. “They are non-competitive events to promote self-esteem and self-confidence in young women,” says Sue. “The fashion shows and other events have raised more than $17 million over the years for local children’s charities across America.” Katherine lives in San Diego with her parents, Wyeth and Laurie Burrows. “But she loves coming to Montecito, hiking the creeks and playing hide and seek in her grandma’s garden,” adds Sue. Dynamic David It looks like CAMA left the best for last when the 133-year-old St. Louis Symphony, under dynamic conductor David Robertson, came to the Granada at the end of the international series season. 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Robertson, who grew up in Malibu but spent the early part of his career in Europe until landing his current position eight years ago, was in top form with Richard Strauss’ “Don Juan” and “Till Eulenspiegel’s Merry Pranks,” Paul Hindemith’s “Mathis der Maler” symphony, and living composer Ying Quartet at SBMA Just 24 hours later I was in the more intimate setting of the Mary Craig Auditorium at the Santa Barbara Museum of Art for a performance by the extremely talented Ying Quartet. The 25-year-old Grammy Awardwinning foursome, currently in residence at the Eastman School of Music in Rochester, New York, combine bril- miscellany Page 274 STK_PRES_2013_40.indd 4 1/25/13 8:56 AM * Discount is off suggested retail. Limit one per household. Not to be used with any other offer or previous purchase. 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But we begin with a Montecito-based fella who by his own admission isn’t known for his own singing, but has surely served as the voice of a generation (or two) dating all the way back to the early 1960s, and who is marking a milestone this week. Jeff Barry will turn 75 on Wednesday. It’s not something he especially wants to take note of, which is understandable given the rampant ageism in our society. And, well, you know, “Because I’m really not seventy-five,” Barry says. “It’s just a number. I see that guy in the mirror, but that’s not me. I don’t feel seventy-five. I don’t really look seventy-five. And I’m just loving life.” Plus, Barry doesn’t spend a whole lot of time looking back. Even though there’s a great deal to revisit. For those who don’t know about this songwriting-producing treasure living in our midst, Barry composed his first No. 1, ”Tell Laura I Love Her,” back in 1960, when he was just 20. Soon after, he teamed up with future wife Ellie Greenwich to form one of the most successful songwriting partnerships of all time, based at the famed Brill Building in New York, which also housed Neil Diamond, Carole King and Neil Sedaka. The pair wrote such hits as “Da Do Ron Ron” and “Be my Baby” – which became staples of Phil Spector’s Wall of Sound – while “Chapel of Love” (Dixie Cups), “Do Wah Diddy Diddy” (Manfred Mann), “Leader of the Pack” (Shangri-La’s) J ARROTT & CO. REAL ESTATE INVESTMENTS SPECIALIZING IN 1031 TAX-DEFERRED EXCHANGES AND TRIPLE NET LEASED M ANAGEMENT F REE INVESTMENT PROPERTIES WITH NATIONAL TENANTS Len CALL Jarrott, MBA, CCIM 805-569-5999 http://www.jarrott.com 26 MONTECITO JOURNAL by Steven Libowitz current wife, Nancy, relocated from Los Angeles to Montecito nearly two decades ago in order to start a family, he hasn’t really rested on his laurels. And now that his twins are on the verge of adulthood, he’s been back in the swing of the music business as energetically as ever. Q. What are your latest projects? A. A few years ago I started getting calls from people who really wanted me to come to L.A. and write with them. So I got a place down there and I’m in L.A. most weekdays, and try to make it home on the weekend. It’s working out great. I’ve been working with some of the best young writers in the world, and it’s been very exciting and rewarding. I really love to get together with new artists. It’s fantastic. I’m writing with kids. Not any of my contemporaries. I’m not interested in doing that. Prolific songwriter and local man Jeff Barry turns 75 this week Steven Libowitz has reported on the arts and entertainment for more than 30 years; he has contributed to Montecito Journal for over ten years. and “Hanky Panky” (Tommy James and the Shondells) all hit No. 1 on the Billboard charts. Barry’s credits, solo or with other partners, also include “River Deep, Mountain High,” “Baby I Love You,” “I Can Hear Music,” “Montego Bay,” The Archies’ “Sugar, Sugar,” Gary Stewart’s “Out of Hand,” Lyn Anderson’s “He Ain’t You” and Olivia Newton-John’s “I Honestly Love You.” Out in Los Angeles, he also composed the theme songs for the TV series One Day at a Time, Family Ties and The Jeffersons. Barry was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2010. But even though Barry and his DIVORCE Thinking about divorce? Want a fair resolution without conflict? Tired of the legal hassle? I can help. I can work with you or both of you to get it done quickly and ensure your privacy. I am a retired Family Law Judge pro-term and a Family law Attorney with over 30 years experience. Who are we talking about? A boy named Cassius (D. Kalb), who co-wrote the ASCAP song of the year for Bruno Mars in 2010 “Just the Way You Are” (which pushed Santa Barbara-raised Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream” off the top of the Billboard’s chart). We’re writing regularly. I’m also composing something for Cee Lo Green right now. That’s the level I’m working at. There’s a girl named LP who just signed with Warner Brothers. I’ve got one who is 14 from London they sent over to write songs with me. Mostly it’s kids in their twenties. They’re loving it. When I first started I figured I’d see how it works, but it’s wonderful. It’s old school and new school put together, and what’s coming out is cool school. I’m also writing a musical with Jeff Lieber, the son of Jerry (who with Mike Stoller are fellow Brill Building alums), we’re writing Ruthless People, the Musical… We’ve got six songs so far, and it’s fantastic. Are you bringing back that Brill Building sound that you helped make so popular? No, not at all. In fact, if somebody said we need a movie where you imitate those songs, I don’t think I could do it anymore. I did do The Idolmaker, Taylor Hackford’s movie about the ‘sixties. But that was 1980. I’m a much better writer today, much better songwriter. Those were crazy days. We were really cranking them out. Now I take my time and enjoy them more. I’d love to have hits again, and all that stuff. But it’s so great just to be writing. And getting the reception I have – everyone seems to value what I do. You come up here [to Montecito] and think you‘re going to chill, but it doesn’t work that way. Sitting on your butt isn’t a good thing… [But] a guy couldn’t wish for more, just getting back into what you’re good at doing, and still having a good time with it. Speaking of Montecito, what’s new with you here? Montecito is like growing up in a Norman Rockwell painting. It’s really like that. So it was great for the twins here. But now Clayton and Jessica are turning 18, graduating from Santa Barbara High, and heading off to college. Jessica got into Pitzer on early decision, and Clayton got his final acceptance to USC today. Only 18 kids in each class out of thousands who apply get in to this special acting program, and they wanted him so much they offered him the presidential scholarships. It’s the best school in the world for his kind of acting, so it’s pretty exciting. Congratulations! That’s great… Now, back to you: If I made you pick three songs from your catalogue that are your favorites… Number one is definitely “I Honestly Love You” (co-written with Peter Allen). It won a Grammy for Record of the Year (and also Best Female Pop Vocal Performance). It’s a good song, well crafted and it says something unique. A lot of people use it as a wedding song, but it’s actually about two people who will never be together. He’s not trying to get her into bed, he just loves her and wishes they could be together, but he’s happy she’s doing well. So I‘m kind of proud of that one. Number two, just because it’s fun and turned into a huge copyright for me would be “Sugar Sugar” (cowritten with Andy Kim). It sold more than any other songs (it hit Number One in the U.S., U.K. and Canada), and I produced it as well. And of entertainment Page 334 AVAILABLE Santa Barbara Harbor Mediation or Representation RICHARD DOLWIG Attorney at Law for brochure call: 637-7993 • The Voice of the Village • Marina One End-Tie 69 Feet Contact – Bruce Conroy 805-901-7573 28 March – 4 April 2013 miscellany (Continued from page 25) liantly communicative performances with a fearlessly imaginative view of chamber music in today’s world. The musicians, who were also the Blodgett Artists-in-Residence at Harvard University, kicked off the show with Haydn’s Quartet in C Major, wrapping the performance with Schubert’s Quartet in D minor “Death and the Maiden.” But their Chinese roots were not forgotten with a musical Dim Sum, a selection of three pieces by ChineseAmerican musicians, wedged between the major composers. It was a most impressive show. No wonder they have wowed audiences at venues worldwide, including the Sydney Opera House and New York’s Carnegie Hall... Kapilow Captivates Rob Kapilow dissected Beethoven at the Lobero Santa Barbara Chamber Orchestra hosted a show with a distinct difference at the Lobero with “What Makes It Great?” with Rob Kapilow, dubbed “The Pied Piper of Classical Music,” conducting an “inquest” into Beethoven’s Violin Concerto in D Major. Yale graduate Kapilow, who went on to become an assistant professor at the Ivy League college and has conducted many of America’s finest orchestras, spoke for more than an hour slicing and dicing various aspects of the famous 1806 work, which had been written for the German composer’s colleague, Franz Clement. Kapilow’s enjoyable format made its debut on NPR nearly 20 years ago and in 2008 was featured on the popular PBS show Live From Lincoln Center. After an intermission, the orchestra, featuring violin soloist Chee-Yun, played the full work to a now very knowledgeable audience... Prince of Sales Four years after his world renowned Duchy Originals food empire began to deflate like a bad soufflé, it appears that Prince Charles’ Midas touch has finally returned to him. Under the four-year stewardship of Waitrose, one of Britain’s largest upscale supermarket chains, the products have been achieving record sales. There is also happy news for HRH’s other range of Highgrove household products, including silverware, cush28 March – 4 April 2013 Prince Charles raking in the dough for his charities from his Duchy Originals brand ions, blankets and garden tools, which appears to be in equally rude health. A.G. Carrick – named after the pseudonym the Prince of Wales uses on his watercolors –, which sells his goods at his three shops and on the Highgrove website, had a turnover of more than $6 million last year, up a third on 2011. The firm made profits of nearly $1 million in the year, compared to $600,000 the year before. A.G. Carrick items are not cheap and include a range of hampers priced from $75 to $240, gardening goods such as a watering can gifts set priced at $140, a Highgrove teddy bear for $255 and a checked scarf and flat cap for $120. The most expensively priced items are limited edition lithographs of Charles’ watercolors of his Cotswold estate and the Castle of Mey in Scotland, the former summer home of the late Queen Mother, priced at $3,750 each. The prince’s charitable foundation received nearly $4.5 million from Waitrose last year, due to its licensing agreement. The line was set up by Queen Elizabeth’s eldest son in 1990, but it was hit by the recession and at one point had annual losses of nearly $5 million, leading critics to brand it a vanity project... Pleasing the Post I note the New York Post’s popular Page Six gossip column picked up my item on Carpinteria reality TV twosome, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag’s hefty $5,000 room service laundry bill at London’s Dorchester Hotel under the headline “Taken to the Cleaners.” But, of course, as usual, you read it here first... Sightings: Saturday Night Live’s Molly Shannon noshing at Ca’Dario... 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WWW.MIChAeLkATe.COM Aging can be fun if you lay back and enjoy it – Clint Eastwood MONTECITO JOURNAL 27 village beat (Continued from page 23) Tom Mielko’s “Mediterranean Holiday” is the first of three paintings to be displayed at Mertens Fine Art in Montecito to many rotating exclusive exhibitions. His signature style is influenced by nature and his love for his wife, Eileen, who appears in many of his paintings. Mielko is the first of three new regional artists chosen by Mertens this year; the two others are Aristides Demetrios and Robert Emmons. “We’ve deemed these artists to be highly skilled; their work is well worth collecting,” Alex Mertens says. Mertens Fine Art specializes in American and European Modern and Contemporary paintings, prints and sculpture. The gallery exhibits works by Helen Frankenthaler, Jasper Johns, Andy Warhol, Richard Diebenkorn, Brad Howe, Tom Wesselmann, Sam Francis, Pablo Picasso, Marc Chagall, Pierre Auguste Renoir, Henri Matisse and Joan Miro, to name a few. They also represent Contemporary Artists Richard Schemm, Douglas Dubler, Robert Dunahay, Wesley E. Johnson and Henry Wessels. Tom Mielko currently has paintings on display at Mertens. A reception village Beat Page 304 SHERIFF’S BLOTTER compiled by Kelly Mahan from information supplied by Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Department Graffiti at School Thursday, 14 March, 9:14 am – Deputy Dickey was dispatched to a school on San Leandro Lane to investigate graffiti to school property. The school secretary showed the deputy a bench that had been vandalized with illegible words in black ink. As the deputy was taking pictures of the bench, a student approached and told of two other locations on campus where graffiti was present: a table and a sprinkler pipe. 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The training exercise started when crisis team members were dispatched to the Peppers Estate to deal with a senior man who had barricaded himself. The man has onset dementia and was confused and afraid living in his new environment. He threatened to harm himself if he was not taken home to familiar surroundings. A command center was set up, a cell phone connection was established and the training was under way. Most of the crisis team was unaware of where the event would lead as only Officer Keld Hove had mapped out the various obstacles beforehand. The first twist was that the senior spoke only Swedish. Peppers employee Elizabeth Sullins was recruited to translate over the command post phone consoles. Elizabeth and senior Roland Augustsson, who had been instructed to be stubborn and non-cooperative, soon began to converse. At least 10 phone calls were made and a record of each step was written on large charts in fascinating detail. Roland told police he had scissors to defend himself if officers tried to enter his locked room. He also said he was “taking pills like crazy.” At one point, he said he could not come out because the door was locked. The crisis team members dealt with each new twist and many of the protocols in their training were put to the test. The observing seniors at the Day Center seemed both engrossed and entertained by the display. Roland eventually emerged peacefully to a round of applause. “We were so happy to host the police for this training exercise, and no movie show could ever match the drama, comedy and suspense in the day center today,” David Sullins said. “But I have to say, if these strapping young officers had simply walked in, turned around and left, the ladies would have been thrilled. To see them in action and pacing through actual training was quite a show.” Hove and the crisis team were grateful for the opportunity to use the Peppers Estate. The scenario was very real and the training was highly valuable, they said. •MJ • The Voice of the Village • 28 March – 4 April 2013 EDITORIAL (Continued from page 5) in 1982 and was defeated by a two-to-one margin. Cost estimates to build two buried tunnels to re-direct water from the lower Sacramento River to Southern California and the western San Joaquin Valley range from $20 billion to $69 billion, paid for entirely by water users. There is an $11.1 billion water bond for this Sacramento-San Joaquin Delta water project scheduled for the November 2014 ballot. Remembering the $270 million price tag for SWP that ballooned into $600 million and then into $1.76 billion when all the financing charges were added, suggests that MWD, and the other 12 members of the Central Coast Water Authority (CCWA) should be forewarned that they could be assuming an additional estimated debt of somewhere between $767 million and $5.12 billion for the Central Coast’s share of the full Peripheral Tunnels Project. Montecito and its CCWA partners need to look carefully for a less expensive emergency supply of water in the event of a prolonged drought. How do Montecito Water Costs Compare to its Neighbors? In Montecito, a residential user consuming 20 HCF (14,960 gallons) per month currently pays a water bill of $109 a month, rising to $127 a month if a 16.3% increase is enacted on July 1. Compare that cost to a residential water user in Orcutt who pays only $65 for the same 20 HCF of water. A residential user in Guadalupe pays $69 per month and in Buellton $80 per month for the same 20 HCF. Water users in Santa Maria pay $127 per month; Goleta $131; Santa Barbara $136; and Carpinteria $176 per month – all higher than Montecito – according to the Santa Barbara County Water Agency (SBCWA). A residential water user in Santa Monica pays $88.04 per month for 20 HCF, while a residential user in Beverly Hills pays $117 a month. The cost of water is not necessarily related to available rainfall. The average monthly residential water bill for Phoenix, Arizona in the Sonoran Desert, where most residents have swimming pools, is only $34.29 per month, compared to $65.47 per month in wetter Boston for the same amount of water. In dry Las Vegas, the average residential water bill is $32.93 per month compared to $72.95 in wetter Atlanta, which enjoys ten times the amount of annual rainfall, according to a 2010 Circle of Blue Water Rate Study in the 30 largest U.S. cities. Cost of Service MWD will be making the case that a rate increase is needed, and that the debate should be over how much rates should be raised and how to fairly apportion increases over multiple classifications of users. Possible rate increase discussions need to address at least four issues: 1) Conservation. The good news is that rate increases in 2008 were successful in cutting water usage. From the highest water sales on record of 6,500 AF in 2007-08, water usage has steadily declined to 5,300 AF in 2011-12, a reduction of 1,200 acre feet, or 18% in four years. The bad news is that because of lower consumption in 2010-11 water revenues were not sufficient to fully fund operating costs, so $1.3 million had to be taken from MWD reserves. Last year, 2011-12, an additional $1.1 million was taken out of reserves for the same reason. 2) Drought. The bad news is that we have had two successive years of below average rainfall, meaning MWD has begun to purchase expensive SWP water to service customer demand. The good news is that, if we are blessed with two years of above average rainfall, we would refill Lake Cachuma, Lake Jameson, Doulton Tunnel and groundwater wells, negating the need for more expensive SWP water. 3) Long-term debt. The bad news is that 39% of MWD revenues come off the top to pay MWD’s share of the capital and operating costs of MWD’s Coastal Connection to the STW. The good news is that the Lake Cachuma bond debt will be paid off in 2015, and the SWP debt will be paid off in 2035. 4) Capital Repair and Replacement. The bad news is that MWD lacks current funding to finance the annual pay-as-you-go $1.8-million cost of deferred maintenance and capital replacement costs. Still unfunded is the replacement of 23 miles of pre-1930 water pipes at a cost of roughly a million dollars a mile. The Board of Directors of MWD has a difficult public relations and marketing challenge to convince Montecito and Summerland users that a 55% increase in the cost of their water over the next five years is the best solution for its capital care and replacement program and a needed buildup of its reserves. In order to adopt the Black & Veatch recommendation, the Board of MWD will have to convince the residents of Montecito and Summerland that the same water meters we now have at a collective cost of $3 million per year, should be billed at $4.7 million in 2017-18. Similarly, the same number of acre feet of water we now use, which costs residents $9 million, should cost $14 million in 2017-18. That is a tough sell. Stay tuned. •MJ 28 March – 4 April 2013 Ernie’s World by Ernie Witham Join Ernie at the premier showings of The Bet, a funny, poignant, three-generational love story, from the Community Film Studios of Santa Barbara. Tickets are going fast! Go to cfssb.org for info. My Kingdom For a Recliner W hen your computer opens with Mozart’s Requiem instead of its usual upbeat symphonic tone, you know you need a new one. When your garbage disposal makes a sound like a cat coughing up a hairball, you know you need a new one. And when your car looks like the letter V and drives sideways because it stupidly wandered in front of a larger vehicle in a busy intersection, well, you definitely know you need a new one. But what about furniture? It never really stops working. Sure, you may get the occasional broken spring marks on your butt, or a cushion may start to molt a bit, or the salsa stain that looks like Donald Trump may be a bit hard to look at on a daily basis, but basically it still works, so therefore the only way you know when you need to replace it is... “We need new living room furniture!” “What? It’s just getting broken in.” “The dog won’t even sit on it anymore. I think she’s afraid one of her animal friends will see her.” I looked at the dog. She was licking her private parts. I picked her up and placed her on the love seat. She kept licking. “Ha!” I said. “We need new furniture,” my wife said again defiantly. We locked eyes in a battle of determination. Me, the time-honored traditionalist, she, the catalyst for change. Me, the master of frugality – not counting essential electronic entertainment items, of course, she a strong supporter of the economic recovery. Me, the king of my domain, she, the frail queen, unable to resist my steely resolve. “What about this one?” she asked a short time later, as we traversed the largest furniture showroom I’d ever seen. “It’ll go beautifully with the fireplace.” I sat on something called the “Frieda Firm and Functional.” “It’s like sitting on the actual fireplace, only not as soft.” “But it comes in exactly the chocolate brown I have been searching for.” “I guess if we got some of those sport cushions they use at football games, it might be okay.” A smiling saleslady approached with a burgeoning swatch book and I left them hmm-ing and haw-ing and wandered off in search of something worthy of my guydom. I sat on suede, corduroy, leather and some materials I couldn’t even identify, in patterns designed by out-ofwork, hotel lobby suppliers. The more I sat, the more I knew our existing You either love or you hate; you live in the middle, you get nothing – Charlie Sheen furniture was still the best... Wait a minute! What the? I entered a section called “Recliner Heaven.” “You gotta try this one,” a guy said. I climbed on and sank into bliss, but I couldn’t get it to recline. “Use the buttons,” another guy said. I found the buttons on the side and like magic a footrest slowly lifted my tired feet. Then I pushed again and I was slowly lowered into a prone position instantly nodding off. “This is what God intended when He made furniture,” a third guy said, waking me. “You got that right.” I lowered myself to the point when I could jump out to go get my wife. I found her at the order desk, about to sign a contract. A smiling saleslady approached with a burgeoning swatch book and I left them hmm-ing and hawing and wandered off in search of something worthy of my guydom “Wait!” Using a combination of flailing arms and spittle-producing phrasing, I quickly told her of my discovery and how a recliner would be perfect, because I often had trouble sleeping after one of my many sports-related accidents and ensuing surgeries. “I know,” she said. “I bought a set with a recliner.” She pointed it out. “Where are the buttons?” “It’s a manual,” the department manager said. “But...” “You have to plug the electric ones in, which means you have to run an extension cord across the floor.” “We could get a giant car battery.” “Needs 120 volts.” “We could get a gas-powered generator.” “Might make it hard to hear the TV.” “We could...” “Just sit in it,” my wife suggested. I sunk into the recliner. Ahh. I pushed back and my feet came up. Ahh. I kept going until I got to the nod-off position. Ahh. Life is all about compromise. Besides, one of the recliner guys told me they had humongous TVs on special and we had to walk right by them on the way out. I opened my eyes and garnered my best look of determination. •MJ MONTECITO JOURNAL 29 village beat (Continued from page 28) and exhibit opening will take place later this spring. Mertens Fine Art is located at 1266 Coast Village Road. For more information visit www.mertensfineart.com. Please join us to celebrate and remember the life of your loved one In Business: Pressed Juicery Los Angeles-based Pressed Juicery, has chosen Montecito Country Market, between Little Alex’s and the newly re-opened Read N’ Post, as its tenth location. Located in a space of less than 100 square feet, the location, similar to Pressed’s other locations, is a satellite store with a walk-up window. Remembrance Service Ritual of the Roses & Candle Lighting Sunday, April 7, 2013 at 3:00 pm First Presbyterian Church of Santa Barbara Fellowship Hall, 21 E. Constance Ave. For more information, please call Karin Marhefka at 690-6233 Children Welcome www.vnhcsb.org Pressed Juicery opens in Montecito County Mart; the company has nine other locations in California. Employees Jeremy Thompson, Mike Quaranta and Holly Emerson are well versed on the health benefits of each juice variety. Pressed Juicery’s refrigerator is stocked with various vegetable, root, fruit, and almond juices, as well as aloe vera, chlorophyll, and coconut waters 30 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 28 March – 4 April 2013 Alex’s Lemonade Comes to Montecito In an effort to join the battle against childhood cancer, the Coppola family of Montecito will host an Alex’s Lemonade Stand on Saturday, March 30, from noon to 4 pm at Red Studio on Coast Village Road. The Coppola family became involved on the urging of their daughter, Cesca, who wanted to host a lemonade stand in order to donate money to children that need help. Along with lemonade, the stand will also include pink lemonade, rice krispy treats, candy and treats and water for four-legged friends. Alex’s Lemonade Stand Foundation (ALSF) emerged from the front yard lemonade stand of cancer patient Alexandra “Alex” Scott (1996-2004). In 2000, 4-year-old Alex announced that she wanted to hold a lemonade stand to raise money to help find a cure for all children with cancer. Since Alex held that first stand, the Foundation bearing her name has evolved into a national fundraising movement, complete with thousands of supporters across the country carrying on her legacy of hope. To date, Alex’s Lemonade Stand Foundation, a registered 501(c)3 charity, has raised more than $60 million toward fulfilling Alex’s dream of finding a cure, funding over 275 research projects nationally. For more information or to donate to the Coppola family’s cause, visit www.alexslemonade.org/ mypage/93343. •MJ ONLY ONE DRY CLEANER IN SANTA BARBARA CAN USE THESE TWO LOGOS. 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The juice has a three-day refrigerator life span, based on the perishable and non-pasteurized nature of the product, which is cold pressed and organic whenever possible. The juice, waters, and other drinks, of which there are about three dozen varieties, are made from green vegetables, citrus, root vegetables, almonds, herbs and other fruits. One of the most popular options, called “Greens 2,” is a mixture of juice from kale, spinach, romaine, parsley, cucumber, celery, apple, lemon and ginger. “It’s by far one of our bestsellers, because it tastes sweet but has a ton of nutritional value,” Quaranta says. The company also offers a seasonal menu, featuring quality produce at its peak, according to Quaranta. Pressed Juicery also specializes in cleansing systems, which the founders say can detox and recharge the body. They have put together different three- and five-day programs, which provide eight bottles of juice, waters, and almond milk to be drunk throughout the day in place of solid food. The products can be picked up or delivered to your door each morning. Juices, waters (aloe vera, chlorophyll, and coconut) and various almond milk beverages range in price from $3 to $8 per 16-oz. bottle. The store is open 7:30 am to 7 pm Monday through Friday, and 8 am to 7 pm on the weekends. For more information, visit www. pressedjuicery.com, or call 8452093. lect Provider Free pick-up & delivery Reduce swelling, boost your immune system and increase your body's ability to filter out toxins with Lymphatic Therapy Ablitts.com Jennifer Schwarz, LMT, MLD (805) 452-2678 Licensed and certified through Norton School of Lymphatic Therapy and Center for Lymphatic Health 28 March – 4 April 2013 14 W. Gutierrez | Santa Barbara | 963-6677 Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results – Scott Adams MONTECITO JOURNAL 31 Our Town Founder of Future Growing Tim Blank with award winning Chef John Rivera at the Montecito Urban Farm’s opening by Joanne A. Calitri Joanne is a professional international photographer and journalist. Contact her at : jcalitri_internationalphoto@yahoo.com Montecito Urban Farms Celebrates Grand Opening M ontecito Urban Farms, owned and operated by Alex Thomson – a commercial food grower located in Summerland–, is setting a forward pace in healthy organic farming with minimal space by growing edible, above-the-ground plants and herbs. The concept uses a patented vertical food production system by Tower Garden and Future Growing, LLC, founded by Tim Blank. The Tower Garden is an 8-foot-tall aeroponic tower made from USDAapproved, UV-stabilized, food-grade plastic that is opaque to block damage to the plastic from the sun. Each tower has 20 built-in “chambers,” where plant roots are suspended in air and intermittently “rained” on through the interior of the tower with a nutrient-rich, mineral based solution. Tim explains, “Aeroponics is the process of growing plants in an air or mist environment without the use of soil. It is the most effective and efficient way to provide plants with the necessary nutrients, hydration, and oxygen, producing food in a fraction of the time that the same crops would require when grown in traditional soil. Most lettuces, herbs, and leafy greens can be produced in three to five weeks as a mature living plant with the roots intact.” Tim started researching and developing his aeroponic towers in 2005, after working at Epcot Center in Orlando, Florida growing 100 food crops year round with the hydroponic agriculture method. His towers are 100% U.S. manufactured. His company’s philosophy is to be pro-active, supporting customers to be successful growers and networking them together. This concept of sustainable growing Owner of Montecito Urban Farms Alex Thomson with Dr. Patricia Bragg in Summerland is said to have the following benefits: no gardening experience is necessary; it uses as little as 10% of traditional growing nutrients and water; the soilfree system means there is no weeding, tilling, kneeling, or getting dirty; it produces crops in less time than it takes to grow in soil; and it fits easily on urban patios, decks, porches, balconies, terraces, or rooftop gardens. Tim explained that the plants grow so fast the usual pests do not have time to grow on them. The towers use a closed irrigation system of recaptured water in a 20-gallon tank at the bottom that is treated with minerals for the plants. Some growers use solar power for the tower’s irrigation system as well. Currently Alex has over 3,000-square-feet of space, with 150 Montecito to Vermont and back Paintings by Elaine Malm To view more paintings for sale: artvt.net 32 MONTECITO JOURNAL Bragg Live Foods, considered the Father of today’s health food industry; and Donna Mudge, owner of the Sojourner Restaurant celebrating 35 years in Santa Barbara, whose new Juice Plus Might Green Shake on the menu is made from kale grown at the Montecito Urban Farms. Montecito Urban Farms is located at 2353 Lillie Ave in Summerland. For more information, visit www.monteci tourbanfarms.com or call (805) 6948224. Tim Blank demonstrates how seedlings are placed into the growing towers at the Montecito Urban Farm Tower Gardens, an outdoor classroom and 160 square-foot area where seedlings are grown. Partnering with local restaurants, the chefs choose the plants they want him to grow and harvest. Creating a new business model with local restaurants and homeowners is just the start of Alex’s dream to have everyone grow and control their own food source worldwide. “Farmers can grow the same crops in the same amounts using a quarter of the land they currently use, and repurpose the balance of their land for other environmental uses,” says Alex. At Alex’s grand opening celebration on March 20, Wine Cask, Intermezzo and Bouchon, the first restaurants to source specialty greens and produce from his farm, served fresh made hors d’oeuvres using their Tower-grown plants. These restaurant chefs talked about how fragrant the plants are and even the roots can be sautéed and used in recipes. Over 50 guests attended the event, including award winning Chef John Rivera Sedlar who has 35 Towers on the roof of his Rivera and Playa Restaurants in Los Angeles; First District Supervisor Salud Carbajal (who exclaimed, “This is awesome healthy environmental innovation at its best, and it’s in our district!”); Dr. Patricia Bragg, daughter of world renown Dr. Paul C. Bragg/ • The Voice of the Village • El Montecito Early School’s Suzy Dobreski Honored Suzy Dobreski, Director of El Montecito Early School, was celebrated on Friday, March 22, for her 5th year as Director of the school. The surprise party held in her office was planned by the teachers and staff. She was presented with a bound keepsake book of quotes by past and present families of the school and staff members. Memorable quotes chosen to share with our readers are: “Miss Suzy, You were the reason, your sweet words and your willingness to let God work through you that made us choose El Montecito Early School for Ruby. There has not been one moment that I did not know 100% that being with you and all the wonderful teachers you have brought together is exactly where Ruby is supposed to be. My heart is filled with gratitude for your love of children and for your love of God. Thank you for being a part of our lives.” The Neels Family. “To Our Dear Ms. Suzy, There are truly no words to describe how thankful we are to be part of the beautiful and loving school you have created. You have made these years for all our children filled with so much love, tenderness and care and have made it even better for us as parents knowing our town Page 364 28 March – 4 April 2013 entertainment (Continued from page 26) course it’s by a group (The Archies) that doesn’t exist. I wrote it for threeand four-year-old pre-school kids for a Saturday morning TV show. The way it got so big is just crazy. So that jumps out. Number three, “Be My Baby” (cowritten with Ellie Greenwich). It’s so popular and on so many lists of the all-time favorites, and it’s just a great song. So looking back is there anything you might have changed or done differently? The first thing that comes to mind is I would have saved things. And I would have taken more pictures. And I would have saved everything that has to do with my career. I wasn’t a saver, but now I wish I had a lot of those things. I get these calls asking if I have any old lyrics handwritten on yellow pads for a coffee table book, but I didn’t keep any of it. You don’t have a sense of its place at the time – who knew I was going to turn out to be Irving frigging Berlin to a whole different generation? Some do have a sense as they’re doing it, but for me it happened so young and quick I never did. It was just – wow! Weird Jazz Meets Rock The name Lake Street Dive doesn’t quite fit a band that boasts breezy, bright and bubbly pop-jazz full of wit and whimsy, a fact bassist Bridget Kearney readily admits. “Yeah, it might be the worst name ever,” she sighed over the phone, before being reminded that she was talking to someone from Santa Barbara, home of Toad the Wet Sprocket. “OK,” she said. “That’s worse.” But the group’s moniker – drawn from the bar-heavy thoroughfare in downtown Minneapolis – made a lot of sense when Kearney first teamed up with vocalist Rachael Price, drummer Michael Calabrese and trumpeter Mike Olson in a freshman class at the New England Conservatory of Music in Boston to play avant-garde country music in a “Loretta Lynnmeets-Ornette Coleman style” almost 28 March – 4 April 2013 Lake Street Dive makes its Santa Barbara debut at the Lobero on Saturday as part of the Sings Like Hell series a decade ago. “We had all been in projects that were somewhat heady, with lots of intellectual musical ideas,” she recalled. “We wanted this one to be a bar band, something fun you could just hang out and enjoy and not have to think about too much. A whole lot else has changed, but we’ve really stuck to that concept.” The morphing took place organically, Kearney said, gleaned through tours and countless hours working things out. It was early on that the members discovered their mutual taste in music. “We found a lot of common ground in music that we liked to listen to. There was no MP3 player available in our van for our first tour, so we’d make mystery mix CDs for the road. We decided to just pass the computer around and have each of us put a song on it without listening to the others’, and we found out we ended up with the same song over and over again. We all love the Beatles, Paul Simon, Carole King. That’s when we knew wanted to be a rock band rather than a weird jazz band.” Indeed, they’re both. Lake Street Dive – which makes its Santa Barbara debut at a Sings Like Hell series con- cert at the Lobero on Saturday – has become a brilliant blend of academic approach with D.I.Y. ethos, classic jazz with quirky pop, familiar musical phrases with unexpected twists, and tried-and-true subjects with unusual angles. On top of that is Price’s almostlike-she’s-teasing-us malleable voice making the band incredibly infectious even though you’d be hard-pressed to explain exactly why. You might be, that is, but Kearney had no problem taking a stab at it. “The way I approach songwriting and coming up with arrangements is to make something I’d enjoy listening to,” she said. “I’ll go through songs I love and figure out what I love about them, and take those elements and mutate them into something else we can do. Separate and extract them from the rest of the elements of the song, so you’re not copying. That’s the bag of tricks. Analyze what makes it good and try your hand at using it. Then you have weapons in your arsenal that you can put together in different combinations.” That includes songs that frequently have both the bass and trumpet way out front in the mix, things that might normally make the sound too precious for pop, but come off as not only natural but utterly compelling in LSD’s hands. “When we started out we didn’t have guitar at all,” explained Kearney, who recently left her other band, the superb Boston-based bluegrass outfit Joy Kills Sorrow (which appeared at Sings Like Hell in early 2012) to focus on Lake Street. “So there was a ton of space for the bass. And if I only played roots, we would have been super boring. So we needed the bass to be interesting. Now we need it less, but we’re in that habit.” Meanwhile, after two early independent CDs went nowhere, the public has recently discovered the group via a video of their cover of the Jackson 5’s “I Want You Back” that went viral. That came up around the same time as a self-titled full-length disc on Signature Sounds that has drawn rave reviews for its instantly memorable melodies and deeper tonal appeal, plus a lyrical approach that uses irony and referential humor to address ageold issues of heartbreak and relationships. That clever off-kilter perspective shows up in titles like “My Hearts in its Right Place” and “I Don’t Really See You Anymore,” plus the Beatlesbaiting “Don’t Make Me Hold Your Hand” and “Hello? Goodbye!” “These days our main things are Motown and the Beatles,” Kearney said. “But the fact is that we all went to school for jazz so we interpret the songs that we write in an improvisational way. Even if they’re not what you’d actually call jazz, we play them in a jazzy way. So I guess we are still a weird jazz band.” Yes Man Bobby McFerrin needs little introduction. If indeed one required a refresher course on the vocalist who scored big with the little pop ditty “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” in 1998 but has done much, much more impressive work in the ensuing 25 years, you’d only have to listen to him sing for a few minutes to remember that entertainment Page 344 MONTECITO JOURNAL 33 entertainment (Continued from page 33) he treats a song like a kitten does a ball of string, playing with it, clawing at it, teasing it, batting it around, and just generally having his way until it unravels in his mercy, ready to do anything he asks. McFerrin, who has made several solo appearances in town over recent years, returns on Tuesday in advance of a new spirituals album to play with a full band and backing vocalists at the Granada, a venue most worthy and acoustic haven that’s appropriate for his vocal skills. He answered questions via email from the road recently. Q. You do a great deal of improvising. Do you find yourself repeating certain patterns or approaches, or is it all entirely fresh and based on the moment every time you perform? A. Sometimes I think improvising is all about saying yes. The answer to all of your questions is yes. I try to keep things fresh and spontaneous, even when I’m singing lyrics and sticking to a written melody. Of course sometimes I sing things I’ve sung before, hopefully not just out of habit but because I truly love the sound of those notes and rhythms together. Life is like that. You do some things over and over again, but there’s always the element of surprise. Where do the syllables and sounds come from? Do you feel like a vessel they pass through, or is there more a sense of shaping and crafting? Again, there’s both. I do try to get out of the way and let the music take me where it wants to go. But I also make some conscious decisions. I try to avoid singing “scat” syllables that call up a particular style or era. I try to use sounds that have the ebb and flow of language, even if they’re not any language I know. Your concerts also always seem to be much more than a performance, like there’s an energetic connection with the audience that goes beyond just listening. What is the process that allows that to happen? I realized, very slowly over a period of years, that I think the most important thing I can do onstage is invite the audience into the joy and freedom I feel when I sing. I don’t perform. I try to show up and sing the way I would in my kitchen. The acoustics, B uyers of Gold, Platinum, Sterling & Diamonds Specializing in Estate and Insurance Appraisals Free Jewelry Consultations ARMANDO GONZALEZ WENDY PLAYMAN G.I.A. 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I always thought I might record some of them, I’ve been thinking about it for a long time. I couldn’t do it, though, until I could hear my own way of singing them. Of course I’m influenced by my father, but I couldn’t try to sing them his way. He already did that better than I ever could. Would you talk about your choice of gospel songs you covered on the album, as well as your own originals you wrote for the project? You’ve used the word “gospel” several times in these questions, so I feel like I should clarify that this really isn’t a gospel album at all. Gospel is a particular style, with its own great tradition. This album honors the American Negro Spiritual, songs that so many of us grew up singing. My originals are also expressions of faith, and I’ve tried to pay homage to the tradition that inspired them while letting them find their own way. One’s a blues, one’s kind of a hoedown. It would make me really happy if people sang them as they went about their daily lives. What are you hoping people take away from listening to the new record? Hope. Faith. Joy. For this current tour, you have a fivepiece band. How does it change things versus when you are performing solo? It’s very different. I’m loving it. Don’t get me wrong, I love doing solo concerts, and I’ve done a few solo pieces on most of the band shows so far. But it’s great to have this beautiful cocoon of sound all around me, all these wonderful people to play with. What do you think of the way “Don’t Worry Be Happy” has shown up in pop culture? For example, when it was in a commercial for a state lottery, which was kind of off-point of the subject? I don’t think about it! It’s too amazing for me to even comprehend. You turned sixty-three earlier this month. Are you finding that your voice is losing some of its range or flexibility, or is it more like a fine wine, getting better with age? The biggest difference I notice is that my taste has changed some. 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Tugce Canitez, NAIA Player of the Year and Championship MVP, said their offensive focus this year was to include Sampson and Lee more when Canitez was being double- and tripleteamed. She averaged 22.2 points per game and led all tournament participants in scoring, rebounds and free throws. John Moore, the head men’s basketball coach, whipped the crowd into a chant of “We are Ad proud Condor Express 3-2-13of you, yes, we 4.875" are proud x 6.25" of you.” The loudest applause of the afternoon came when H The team posed for photos after a brief ceremony in Murchison Gym undreds of faculty, staff, students and alumni welcomed the NAIA National Champion Westmont women’s basketball team as they returned to campus by bus March 20. Warrior supporters, armed with balloons, signs, pom-poms, newspapers, flowers and noisemakers, created an arm tunnel as the Warriors, fresh off the college’s first national title in basketball, waded into a sea of adoring fans. The crowd quickly followed the players into Murchison Gym, where President Gayle D. Beebe congratulated the team. Beebe explained that he had arrived at the championship game in Kentucky minutes before tipoff. He interviewed Esther Lee, who made the First NAIA National Tournament Team, about her resiliency during an incredibly physical match to make four of five three-point shots in the championship game. Lee recorded a tournament-high 17 threepointers and averaged 13.2 points per game. Kelsie Sampson, who scored 25 points and pulled down six rebounds he asked the crowd to stand and show their appreciation for Kirsten Moore, head basketball coach of the women’s team, and her daughter, Alexis, who stayed in Kentucky to visit family. Kirsten was named NAIA Coach of the Year. Beebe closed the ceremony, urging the crowd to continue to keep Kristen and Alexis in their prayers. He said one of Westmont’s hallmarks is supporting each other and not allowing setbacks in our lives to define us. 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Join us online for updates, daily photos and more. 28 March – 4 April 2013 I use my money to buy privacy because during most of my life I am not allowed to be normal – Johnny Depp MONTECITO JOURNAL 35 SEEN (Continued from page 17) our town (Continued from page 32) Celebrating Suzy Dobreski’s 5th year as El Montecito Early School Director are: (front row) Mike Dobreski, Suzy Dobreski, and Meika McCrindle. Back row: Markus Kirsch, Caitlyn Patton, Linda James, Shannon Zamora, Jenny Slorah, Rebecca Miller, and Nancy Boger. Co-chairs of the upcoming art show at Casa del Herrero Carolyn Williams and Jane Dailey, with artist Rick Garcia at the artists’ reception came to United Way in 1993 when she and her husband, Arlen, created a Charitable Remainder Trust benefiting United Way of Santa Barbara County. President and CEO Paul Didier liked what he saw and she began a part-time job to build a major gifts society – a program she created. During the next nine years, she also helped Katherine Abercrombie start and sustain the annual fundraiser, the Red Feather Ball. In 2003, she moved to Temecula to take care of her father, but in 2007 she returned, both working from home and commuting. Director of development and marketing Steve Ortiz couldn’t say enough good things about Karen. “She changed the lives of many people in Santa Barbara. Others chimed in with, “ She created something from nothing. She was very smooth, gave the same to all people and was persuasive. She was easy to work with and could remember names.” Paul Didier’s wife added, “What a great heart you have.” Her friends and co-workers will miss her greatly, but she promises to come and visit. 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Tickets are limited to 150 people and there’ll be libations, canapés and a band while you stroll the gardens of this 1920s estate. Call 565-5653 for information. •MJ GIFT WITH * PURCHASE ONLY AT THE 1253 COAST VILLAGE ROAD, SUITE 103 SANTA BARBARA 93108 :: 805.565.7734 *$200 BAG WITH SAMPLES, $150 BAG ONLY. WHILE SUPPLIES LAST. GIFT MAY VARY BY LOCATION. 36 MONTECITO JOURNAL Montecito SIB 4.858x4.08.indd 1 3/15/13 2:29 PM Suzy with preschool students Natalie Myers Johansing, Eve Steiner, Evie Comis and Brandon Fuladi imitating the Easter Bunny how safe our children are in your care. Your loving guidance is truly a blessing to us all and we are so, so grateful for all that you do!” Joanna and Jan Marco von Yurt. “Miss Suzy is special because she lets us sing and talk so much.” Charlee Cate, age 4. “Miss Suzy gives the best hugs and went to a basketball game with me and my family.” Emil Arconian, age 5. Suzy has a teacher’s background, and graduated from Westmont College with a double major in Sociology and Social Work. She started a drop in daycare in the mid-‘90s called “Merry Pop-ins” where she utilized Montessori, Reggio Emilio and many hands-on techniques to educate children as young as 6 months. In 2000, Suzy became a full time preschool teacher at El Montecito Early School. She moved with her family to Pine Mountain and started “Creations Children’s Art Studio,” a fully licensed art school for children of all ages. She focused on art history as well as technique of the masters. In 2007, Suzy and her family returned to Santa Barbara and she subbed for preschool teachers until being recruited in 2008 as the new director of El Montecito Early School. During the first 6 months she oversaw a complete renovation of the facility at El Montecito Presbyterian Church. For 5 years Suzy has watched the school grow and has overseen the education of young hearts and minds in a Christian environment. Suzy says, “I find it an honor to carry on the tradition of over fifty years of educating children in God’s name. I am committed to providing a high • The Voice of the Village • degree of excellence in a loving and nurturing environment. I am grateful for the support of the whole church staff, my elder Bob Phinney, husband Mike Dobreski, and amazing teaching staff and preschool specialists that help me to fulfill my passion. Our focus is to maintain excellence, exceed the expectations of parents, and to be a model school for other preschools.” YMCA Preschool Annual Easter Egg Hunt The Montecito Family YMCA Preschoolers have been busy celebrating the arrival of spring. 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For the hunt, special plastic eggs had surprise gifts inside, and the kids helped each other find the eggs so they all shared the same amount. The Y wishes our readers a Happy Easter and Happy Spring! •MJ Nobody gets justice; people only get good luck or bad luck – Orson Welles MONTECITO JOURNAL 37 PUBLIC NOTICES PART A – LEGAL AND PROCEDURAL DOCUMENTS SECTION A1 – NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS This is a federally-assisted project and Davis-Bacon (DBRA) requirements will be strictly enforced. Federal Labor Standards provisions HUD-4010 will be incorporated into the successful bidderʼs contract. Contractors, including all subcontractors and apprectices, must be eligible to participate. Contractors, including all subcontractors and apprentices, must be eligible to participate. Federal Wage Determination #CA120023 is incorporated herein. This project is subject to Section 3 Economic Opportunities to Low and Very-Low Income Persons and Business Concerns of the Housing and Urban Development Act of 1968. Bidders seeking Section 3 preference as defined in the specifications must submit a Certification for Business Concerns Seeking Section 3 Preference in Contracting and Demonstration of Capability form and required documentation. Sealed proposals for Bid No. 3575 for the LOWER SYCAMORE CREEK CHANNEL WIDENING AND PUNTA GORDA STREET BRIDGE REPLACEMENT PROJECT will be received in the Purchasing Office, 310 E. Ortega Street, Santa Barbara, California 93101, until 3:00 p.m., Thursday, May 2, 2013, to be publicly opened and read at that time. Any bidder who wishes its bid proposal to be considered is responsible for making certain that its bid proposal is actually delivered to said Purchasing Office. Bids shall be addressed to the General Services Manager, Purchasing Office, 310 E. Ortega Street, Santa Barbara, California, and shall be labeled, “LOWER SYCAMORE CREEK CHANNEL WIDENING AND PUNTA GORDA STREET BRIDGE REPLACEMENT PROJECT, Bid No. 3575.” The work includes all labor, material, supervision, plant and equipment necessary to complete the following: Constructing earthen channel and other drainage facilities, removing and replacing concrete bridge and roadway approaches, relocating water and sewer facilities, planting landscape materials, installing irrigation systems, and other incidental and appurtenant work necessary for the proper construction of the contemplated improvement, as indicated on the project plans. The estimated cost of work is $1,441,000. The estimated cost will be used as the basis for the comparison of bids. Each bidder must have a Class A- General Engineering Contractor license to complete this work in accordance with the California Business and Professions Code. The plans and specifications for this Project are available electronically at http://tinyurl.com/CityofSantaBarbara-eBidBoard. Plan and specification sets can be obtained from CyberCopy (located at 504 N Milpas St, cross street Haley) by contacting Alex Gaytan, CyberCopy Shop Manager, at (805) 884-6155. The Cityʼs contact for this project is John L. Ilasin, Project Engineer, 805-564-5383. In order to be placed on the plan holderʼs list, the Contractor can register as a document holder for this Project on Ebidboard. Project Addendum notifications will be issued through Ebidboard.com. Although Ebidboard will fax and/or email all notifications once they are provided contact information, bidders are still responsible for obtaining all addenda from the Ebidboard website or the Cityʼs website at: http://www.santabarbaraca.gov/Business/Purchasing/Projects/. There will be a mandatory Pre-Bid Conference scheduled for Thursday, April 11, 2013, from 2:00 p.m. to 3:00 p.m. in the David Gebhard Public Meeting Room located at 630 Garden Street, Santa Barbara, California. The mandatory Pre-Bid Conference will ONLY provide information on the requirements of Section 3 Economic Opportunities to Low and Very-Low Income Persons and Business Concerns of the Housing and Urban Development Act of 196. All other bidder inquiries about the project can be submitted on Ebidboard. Bidders are hereby notified that pursuant to provisions of Section 1770, et seq., of the Labor Code of the State of California, the Contractor shall pay its employees the general prevailing rate of wages as determined by the Director of the Department of Industrial Relations. In addition, the Contractor shall be responsible for compliance with the requirements of Section 1777.5 of the California Labor Code relating to apprentice public works contracts. Pursuant to Section 1773 of the Labor Code, the general prevailing wage rates in the county in which the work is to be done have been determined by the Director of the California Department of Industrial Relations. These wages are set forth in the General Prevailing Wage Rates for this Project, available at the City of Santa Barbara, General Services Manager, Purchasing Office, 310 E. Ortega Street, Santa Barbara, California, and available from the California Department of Industrial Relationsʼ Internet web site at http://www.dir.ca.gov/DLSR/PWD. The Federal minimum wage rates for this Project as predetermined by the United States Secretary of Labor are set forth in the specifications and in copies of these specifications that may be examined at the offices described above where project plans, special provisions, and bid forms may be seen. Addenda to modify the Federal minimum wage rates, if necessary, will be issued to holders of these specifications. Future effective general prevailing wage rates, which have been predetermined and are on file with the California Department of Industrial Relations are referenced but not printed in the general prevailing wage rates. Attention is directed to the Federal minimum wage rate requirements in the specifications. If there is a difference between the minimum wage rates predetermined by the Secretary of Labor and the general prevailing wage rates determined by the Director of the California Department of Industrial Relations for similar classifications of labor, the Contractor and subcontractors shall pay not less than the higher wage rate. The City of Santa Barbara will not accept lower State wage rates not specifically included in the Federal minimum wage determinations. This includes "helper" (or other classifications based on hours of experience) or any other classification not appearing in the Federal wage determinations. Where Federal wage determinations do not contain the State wage rate determination otherwise available for use by the Contractor and subcontractors, the Contractor and subcontractors shall pay not less than the Federal minimum wage rate, which most closely approximates the duties of the employees in question. Bidders are hereby notified that the Contractor shall comply with provisions of the Copeland “Anti-Kickback” Act (18 U.S.C. 874) as supplemented by U.S. Department of Labor regulations. Bidders are hereby notified that the Contractor shall comply with provisions of Sections 103 and 107 of the Contract Work Hours and Safety Standards Act (40 U.S.C. 327-330), as amended, and as supplemented by U.S. Department of Labor regulations. Per California Civil Code Section 3247, a payment bond in the amount of 100% of the bid total will be required from the successful bidder for bids exceeding $25,000. The bond must be provided within 10 calendar days from notice of award and prior to the performance of any work. Section 1352, Title 31, United States Code prohibits Federal funds from being expended by the recipient or any lower-tier sub-recipient of a Federal-aid contract to pay for any person for influencing or attempting to influence a Federal agency or Congress in connection with the awarding of any Federal-aid contract, the making of any Federal grant or loan, or the entering into of any cooperative agreement. If any funds other than Federal funds have been paid for the same purposes in connection with this Federal-aid contract, the recipient shall submit an executed certification and, if required, submit a completed disclosure form as part of the bid documents. A certification for Federal-aid contracts regarding payment of funds to lobby Congress or a Federal agency is included in the contract documents. Standard Form - LLL, “Disclosure of Lobbying Activities,” with instructions for completion of the Standard Form is also included in the contract documents. Signing the proposal shall constitute signature of the Certification. The above referenced certification and disclosure of lobbying activities shall be included in each subcontract and any lower-tier contracts exceeding $100,000. All disclosure forms, but not certifications, shall be forwarded from tier to tier until received by the Engineer. The Contractor, subcontractors and any lower-tier contractors shall file a disclosure form at the end of each calendar quarter in which there occurs any event that requires disclosure or that materially affects the accuracy of the information contained in any disclosure form previously filed by the Contractor, subcontractors and any lower-tier contractors. An event that materially affects the accuracy of the information reported includes: (1) A cumulative increase if $25,000 or more in the amount paid or expected to be paid for influencing or attempting to influence a covered federal action; or (2) A change in the person(s) or individual(s) influencing or attempting to influence a covered federal action; (3) A change in the officer(s), employees(s), or member(s) contacted to influence or attempt to influence a covered Federal Action. The proposal shall be accompanied by a proposal guaranty bond in the sum of at least 5% of the total amount of the proposal, or alternatively by a certified or cashierʼs check payable to the City in the sum of at least 5% of the total amount of the proposal. A separate performance bond in the amount of 100% of the bid total will be required from the successful bidder. The bond must be provided within 10 calendar days from the notice to award and prior to the performance of any work. The City of Santa Barbara hereby notifies all bidders that it will affirmatively ensure that in any contract entered into pursuant to this advertisement, minority business enterprises will be afforded full opportunity to submit bids in response to this invitation and will not be discriminated against on the grounds of race, creed, color, national origin, ancestry, sexual orientation, political affiliations or beliefs, sex, age, physical disability, medical condition, marital status or pregnancy as set forth hereunder. GENERAL SERVICES MANAGER CITY OF SANTA BARBARA William Hornung, C.P.M. PUBLISHED March 27 and April 3, 2013 Montecito Journal 38 MONTECITO JOURNAL (Rev. 5/18/11) • The Voice of the Village • 28 March – 4 April 2013 M O N T E C I T O E AT E R I E S . . . A G u i d e $ $$ $$$ $$$$ (average (average (average (average per per per per person person person person Sakana Japanese Restaurant 1046 Coast Village Road (565-2014) under $15) $15 to $30) $30 to $45) $45-plus) Bella Vista 1260 Channel Drive (565-8237) Cafe Del Sol 30 Los Patos Way (969-0448) Stella Mare’s 50 Los Patos Way (969-6705) $$$ $$ CAVA $$ 1212 Coast Village Road (969-8500) Regional Mexican and Spanish cooking combine to create Latin cuisine from tapas and margaritas, mojitos, seafood paella and sangria to lobster tamales, Churrasco ribeye steak and seared Ahi tuna. Sunflower-colored interior is accented by live Spanish guitarist playing next to cozy beehive fireplace nightly. Lively year-round outdoor people-watching front patio. Open Monday-Friday 11 am to 10 pm. Saturday and Sunday 10 am to 10 pm. China Palace 1070 Coast Village Road (565-9380) $$ Giovanni’s 1187 Coast Village Road (969-1277) $ Los Arroyos 1280 Coast Village Road (969-9059) $ Little Alex’s 1024 A-Coast Village Road (969-2297) $ Lucky’s (brunch) $$ (dinner) $$$ 1279 Coast Village Road (565-7540) Comfortable, old-fashioned urban steakhouse in the heart of America’s biggest little village. Steaks, chops, seafood, cocktails, and an enormous wine list are featured, with white tablecloths, fine crystal and vintage photos from the 20th century. The bar (separate from dining room) features large flat-screen TV and opens at 4 pm during the week. Open nightly from 5 pm to 10 pm; Saturday & Sunday brunch from 9 am to 3 pm. Valet Parking. Montecito Café 1295 Coast Village Road (969-3392) Montecito Coffee Shop 1498 East Valley Road (969-6250) $$ $ Montecito Wine Bistro $$$ 516 San Ysidro Road 969-7520 Head to Montecito’s upper village to indulge in some California bistro cuisine. Chef Nathan Heil creates seasonal menus that include fish and vegetarian dishes, and fresh flatbreads straight out of the wood-burning oven. The Bistro offers local wines, classic and specialty cocktails, single malt scotches and aged cognacs. Pane é Vino 1482 East Valley Road (969-9274) $$$ Plow & Angel $$$ San Ysidro Ranch 900 San Ysidro Lane (565-1700) Enjoy a comfortable atmosphere as you dine on traditional dishes such as mac ‘n cheese and ribs. The ambiance is enhanced with original artwork, including stained glass windows and an homage to its namesake, Saint Isadore, hanging above the fireplace. Dinner is served from 5 to 10 pm daily with bar service extending until 11 pm weekdays and until midnight on Friday and Saturday. 28 March – 4 April 2013 $$ $$/$$$ Stonehouse $$$$ San Ysidro Ranch 900 San Ysidro Lane (565-1700) Located in what is a 19th-century citrus packinghouse, Stonehouse restaurant features a lounge with full bar service and separate dining room with crackling fireplace and creekside views. Chef Matthew Johnson’s regional cuisine is prepared with a palate of herbs and vegetables harvested from the on-site chef’s garden. Recently voted 1 of the best 50 restaurants in America by OpenTable Diner’s Choice. 2010 Diners’ Choice Awards: 1 of 50 Most Romantic Restaurants in America, 1 of 50 Restaurants With Best Service in America. Open for dinner from 6 to 10 pm daily. Sunday Brunch 10 am to 2 pm. Trattoria Mollie 1250 Coast Village Road (565-9381) $$$ Tre Lune $$/$$$ 1151 Coast Village Road (969-2646) A real Italian boite, complete with small but fully licensed bar, big list of Italian wines, large comfortable tables and chairs, lots of mahogany and large b&w vintage photos of mostly famous Italians. Menu features both comfort food like mama used to make and more adventurous Italian fare. Now open continuously from lunch to dinner. Also open from 7:30 am to 11:30 am daily for breakfast. Via Vai Trattoria Pizzeria 1483 East Valley Road (565-9393) $$ Delis, bakeries, juice bars Blenders in the Grass 1046 Coast Village Road (969-0611) Here’s The Scoop 1187 Coast Village Road (lower level) (969-7020) Gelato and Sorbet are made on the premises. Open Monday through Thursday 1 pm to 9 pm, 12 pm to 10 pm Friday and Saturday, and 12 pm to 9 pm on Sundays. Jeannine’s 1253 Coast Village Road (969-7878) Montecito Deli 1150 Coast Village Road (969-3717) Open six days a week from 7 am to 3 pm. (Closed Sunday) This eatery serves homemade soups, fresh salads, sandwiches, and its specialty, The Piadina, a homemade flat bread made daily. Panino 1014 #C Coast Village Road (565-0137) Pierre Lafond 516 San Ysidro Road (565-1502) This market and deli is a center of activity in Montecito’s Upper Village, serving fresh baked pastries, regular and espresso coffee drinks, smoothies, burritos, homemade soups, deli salads, made-to-order sandwiches and wraps available, and boasting a fully stocked salad bar. Its sunny patio draws crowds of regulars daily. The shop also carries specialty drinks, gift items, grocery staples, and produce. Open everyday 5:30 am to 8 pm. Village Cheese & Wine 1485 East Valley Road (969-3815) In Summerland / Carpinteria Cantwell’s Summerland Market 2580 Lillie Avenue (969-5893) $ Garden Market 3811 Santa Claus Lane (745-5505) $ Jack’s Bistro $ 5050 Carpinteria Avenue (566-1558) Serving light California Cuisine, Jack’s offers freshly baked bagels with whipped cream cheeses, omelettes, scrambles, breakfast burritos, specialty sandwiches, wraps, burgers, salads, pastas and more. Jacks offers an extensive espresso and coffee bar menu, along with wine and beer. They also offer full service catering, and can accommodate wedding receptions to corporate events. Open Monday through Friday 6:30 am to 3 pm, Saturday and Sunday 7 am to 3 pm. Nugget 2318 Lillie Avenue (969-6135) $$ Padaro Beach Grill $ 3765 Santa Claus Lane (566-9800) A beach house feel gives this seaside eatery its charm and makes it a perfect place to bring the whole family. Its new owners added a pond, waterfall, an elevated patio with fireplace and couches to boot. Enjoy grill options, along with salads and seafood plates. The Grill is open Monday through Sunday 11 am to 9 pm Sly’s $$$ 686 Linden Avenue (684-6666) Sly’s features fresh fish, farmers’ market veggies, traditional pastas, prime steaks, Blue Plate Specials and vintage desserts. You’ll find a full bar, serving special martinis and an extensive wine list featuring California and French wines. Cocktails from 4 pm to close, dinner from 5 to 9 pm Sunday-Thursday and 5 to 10 pm Friday and Saturday. Lunch is M-F 11:30 to 2:30, and brunch is served on the weekends from 9 am to 3 pm. Stacky’s Seaside 2315 Lillie Avenue (969-9908) $ Summerland Beach Café 2294 Lillie Avenue (969-1019) $ Tinkers 2275 C Ortega Hill Road (969-1970) $ Santa Barbara / Restaurant Row Bistro Eleven Eleven $$ 1111 East Cabrillo Boulevard (730-1111) Located adjacent to Hotel Mar Monte, the bistro serves breakfast and lunch featuring all-American favorites. Dinner is a mix of traditional favorites and coastal cuisine. The lounge advancement to the restaurant features a big screen TV for daily sporting events and happy hour. Open Monday-Friday 6:30 am to 9 pm, Saturday and Sunday 6:30 am to 10 pm. Cielito $$$ 1114 State Street (225-4488) Cielito Restaurant features true flavors of Mexico created by Chef Ramon Velazquez. Try an antojito (or “small craving”) like the Anticucho de Filete (Serrano-chimichurri marinated Kobe beef skewer, rocoto-tomato jam and herb mashed potatoes), the Raw Bar’s piquant ceviches and fresh shellfish, or taste the savory treats in handmade tortillas at the Taqueria. It is located in the heart of downtown, in the historic La Arcada. Chuck’s Waterfront Grill $$ 113 Harbor Way (564-1200) Located next to the Maritime Museum, enjoy The American foreign policy trauma of the ‘sixties and ‘seventies was caused by applying valid principles to unsuitable conditions – Henry Kissinger some of the best views of both the mountains and the Santa Barbara pier sitting on the newly renovated, award-winning patio, while enjoying fresh seafood straight off the boat. Dinner is served nightly from 5 pm, and brunch is offered on Sunday from 10 am until 1 pm. Reservations are recommended. Enterprise Fish Co. $$ 225 State Street (962-3313) Every Monday and Tuesday the Enterprise Fish Company offers two-pound Maine Lobsters served with clam chowder or salad, and rice or potatoes for only $29.95. Happy hour is every weekday from 4 pm to 7 pm. Open Sunday thru Thursday 11:30 am to 10 pm and Friday thru Saturday 11:30 am to 11 pm. Los Agaves $ 600 N. Milpas Street (564-2626) Los Agaves offers eclectic Mexican cuisine, using only the freshest ingredients, in a casual and friendly atmosphere. Serving lunch and dinner, with breakfast on the weekends, Los Agaves features traditional dishes from central and southern Mexico such as shrimp & fish enchiladas, shrimp chile rellenos, and famous homemade mole poblano. Open Monday- Friday 11 am to 9 pm, Saturday & Sunday 9 am to 9 pm. Miró $$$$ 8301 Hollister Avenue at Bacara Resort & Spa (968-0100) Miró is a refined refuge with stunning views, featuring two genuine Miro sculptures, a top-rated chef offering a sophisticated menu that accents fresh, organic, and native-grown ingredients, and a world-class wine cellar. Open Tuesday through Saturday from 6 pm to 10 pm. Olio e Limone Ristorante $$$ Olio Pizzeria $ 17 West Victoria Street (899-2699) Elaine and Alberto Morello oversee this friendly, casually elegant, linen-tabletop eatery featuring Italian food of the highest order. Offerings include eggplant soufflé, pappardelle with quail, sausage and mushroom ragù, and fresh-imported Dover sole. Wine Spectator Award of Excellence-winning wine list. Private dining (up to 40 guests) and catering are also available. It is open for lunch Monday thru Saturday (11:30 am to 2 pm) and dinner seven nights a week (from 5 pm). Next door at Olio Pizzeria, the Morellos have added a simple pizza-salumi-wine-bar inspired by neighborhood “pizzerie” and “enoteche” in Italy. Private dining for up to 32 guests. The Pizzeria is open daily from 11:30 am to close. Pierre Lafond Wine Bistro $ 516 State Street (962-1455) The Wine Bistro menu is seasonal California cuisine specializing in local products. Pair your meal with wine from the Santa Barbara Winery, Lafond Winery or one from the list of wines from around the world. Happy Hour Monday - Friday 4:30 to 6:30 pm. The 1st Wednesday of each month is Passport to the World of Wine. Grilled cheese night every Thursday. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner; catering available. www.pierrelafond.com Rodney’s Steakhouse $$$ 633 East Cabrillo Boulevard (884-8554) Deep in the heart of well, deep in the heart of Fess Parker’s Doubletree Inn on East Beach in Santa Barbara. This handsome eatery sells and serves only Prime Grade beef, lamb, veal, halibut, salmon, lobster and other high-end victuals. Full bar, plenty of California wines, elegant surroundings, across from the ocean. Open for dinner Tuesday through Saturday at 5:30 pm. Reservations suggested on weekends. •MJ MONTECITO JOURNAL 39 PUBLIC NOTICES CITY OF SANTA BARBARA NOTICE TO BIDDERS NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that sealed bids will be received by the City of Santa Barbara Purchasing Office located at 310 E. Ortega Street, Santa Barbara, California, until 3:00 p.m. on the date indicated at which time they will be publicly opened, read and posted for: BID NO. 5220 DUE DATE & TIME: April 11, 2013 UNTIL 3:00P.M. Annual Buoy Installation & Removal Bids must be submitted on forms supplied by the City of Santa Barbara and in accordance with the specifications, terms and conditions contained therein. Bid packages containing all forms, specifications, terms and conditions may be obtained in person at the Purchasing Office or by calling (805) 564-5349, or by Facsimile request to (805) 897-1977. There is no charge for bid package and specifications. Bidders are hereby notified that any service purchase order issued as a result of this bid may be subject to the provisions and regulations of the City of Santa Barbara Ordinance No. 5384, Santa Barbara Municipal Code, Chapter 9.128 and its impending regulations relating to the payment of Living Wages. The City of Santa Barbara affirmatively assures that minority and disadvantaged business enterprises will be afforded full opportunity to submit bids in response to this invitation and will not be discriminated against on the grounds of age (over 40), ancestry, color, mental or physical disability, sex, gender identity and expression, marital status, medical condition (cancer or genetic characteristics), national origin, race, religious belief, or sexual orientation in consideration of award. ____________________ William Hornung, C.P.M. General Services Manager FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Global Digital Protection, 4612 Via Roblada, Santa Barbara, CA 93110. MPH Development, Inc, 4612 Via Roblada, Santa Barbara, CA 93110. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on February 26, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Catherine Daly. Original FBN No. 2013-0000649. Published March 27, April 3, 10, 17, 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Rao Properties, 4235 Cresta Ave, Santa Barbara, CA 93110. Joseph S Rao, 4235 Cresta Ave, Santa Barbara, CA 93110. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on March 5, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Catherine Daly. Original FBN No. 2013-0000740. Published March 20, 27, April 3, 10, 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Barbie Locks, 701 Rimes Ct., Santa Maria, CA 93454. Divya Bhatia, 701 Rimes Ct., Santa Maria, CA 93454. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on February 19, 2013. This statement expires NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the City Council of the City of Santa Barbara will conduct a Public Hearing on Tuesday, April 9, 2013, during the afternoon session of the meeting which begins at 2:00 p.m. in the Council Chamber, City Hall, 735 Anacapa Street, Santa Barbara. The hearing is to consider the recommendations from the Historic Landmarks Commission that the Veterans Memorial Building at 112 W. Cabrillo Boulevard (APN 033-101-013), and the Stark House at 1709 Overlook Lane (APN 015-192-016), be designated as City landmarks. You are invited to attend this hearing and address your verbal comments to the City Council. Written comments are also welcome up to the time of the hearing, and should be addressed to the City Council via the City Clerkʼs Office, P.O. Box 1990, Santa Barbara, CA 93102-1990. On Thursday, April 4, 2013, an Agenda with all items to be heard on Tuesday, April 9, 2013, will be available at 735 Anacapa Street and at the Central Library. Agendas and Staff Reports are also accessible online at www.santabarbaraca.gov; under Quick Links, click on Current Council Agenda & Packet. Regular meetings of the Council are broadcast live and rebroadcast on Wednesdays and Thursdays at 7:00 p.m. and on Saturday at 9:00 a.m. on City TV Channel 18. These meetings can also be viewed over the Internet at www.santabarbaraca.gov: Click on the Government tab, click City Council Meeting Videos (under Quick Links), and then click on the Video link for the meeting date. In compliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act, if you need special assistance to gain access to, comment at, or participate in this meeting, please contact the City Administrator's Office at 564-5305 or inquire at the City Clerk's Office on the day of the meeting. If possible, notification at least 48 hours prior to the meeting will enable the City to make reasonable arrangements in most cases. (SEAL) Published: March 27, 2013 Montecito Journal five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Eva Chavez. Original FBN No. 2013-0000561. Published March 20, 27, April 3, 10, 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Golf Greens Fore U of The Tri-Counties; Golf Greens of California, 285 Chateaux Elise #G, Santa Barbara, CA 93109. George W Umholtz, 285 Chateaux Elise #G, Santa Barbara, CA 93109. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on February 19, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Hector Gonzalez. Original FBN No. 2013-0000550. Published March 20, 27, April 3, 10, 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Casabella Property Enhancement; Tuscan Sun; Chateau Bow Wow; Fi-Dough, 1187 Coast Village Road #617, Santa Barbara, CA 93108. Shari Mequet, 617 Sierra Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93103. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on February 12, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. 40 MONTECITO JOURNAL CITY OF SANTA BARBARA NOTICE TO BIDDERS PUBLIC NOTICE City of Santa Barbara _______________________ Gwen Peirce, CMC City Clerk Services Manager March 27, 2013 Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Hector Gonzalez. Original FBN No. 2013-0000472. Published March 13, 20, 27, April 3, 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: 1912 Picture Company, 40 Willow Springs Lane #101, Goleta, CA 93117. Christina Lauranne Eliason, 40 Willow Springs Lane #101, Goleta, CA 93117. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on March 6, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Catherine Daly. Original FBN No. 2013-0000750. Published March 13, 20, 27, April 3, 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Flex Fitness Coaching; Peak Construction Management & Inspection, 250-B West Mountain Drive, Santa Barbara, CA 93103. L & M Success Company, LLC, 250-B West Mountain Drive, Santa Barbara, CA 93103. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on March 6, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Melissa Mercer. Original FBN No. 2013-0000743. Published March 13, 20, 27, April 3, 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: SDY Jewellery, PO Box 311, Summerland, CA 93067. Sara Dapra-Young, 2176 Ortega Hill Rd, Summerland, CA 93067. Jack R Young, 2176 Ortega Hill Rd, Summerland, CA 93067. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on February 26, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Joshua Madison. Original FBN No. 2013-0000640. Published March 6, 13, 20, 27, 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Bracknell Capital, 3230 Serena Ave, Carpinteria, CA 93013. Green Estates and Realty, INC, 1505 E Valley Road, Santa Barbara, CA 93108. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on February 26, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jessica Armstrong. Original FBN No. 2013-0000642. Published March 6, 13, 20, 27, 2013. ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME: CASE No. 1415781. To all interested parties: • The Voice of the Village • NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that sealed bids will be received by the City of Santa Barbara Purchasing Office located at 310 E. Ortega Street, Santa Barbara, California, until 3:00 p.m. on the date indicated at which time they will be publicly opened, read and posted for: BID NO. 3692 DUE DATE & TIME: April 11, 2013 UNTIL 3:00P.M. Airport Building 247 Demolition A MANDATORY pre-bid meeting will be held on April 2, 2013 at 9:00 a.m., at the Airport Administration Office, located at 601 Firestone Road, Santa Barbara, CA 93117, to discuss the specifications and field conditions. Bid Documents are available at the Purchasing Office and at the pre-bid meeting. Bids must be submitted on forms supplied by the City of Santa Barbara and in accordance with the specifications, terms and conditions contained therein. Bid packages containing all forms, specifications, terms and conditions may be obtained in person at the Purchasing Office or by calling (805) 564-5349, or by Facsimile request to (805) 897-1977. There is no charge for bid package and specifications. Bidders are hereby notified that pursuant to provisions of Section 1770, et seq., of the Labor Code of the State of California, the Contractor shall pay its employees the general prevailing rate of wages as determined by the Director of Department of Industrial Relations. In addition, the Contractor shall be responsible for compliance with the requirements of Section 1777.5 of the California Labor Code relating to apprentice public works contracts. The City of Santa Barbara requires all contractors to possess a current valid State of California A Contractors License. The company bidding on this must possess the above mentioned license at the time bids are due and be otherwise deemed qualified to perform the work specified herein. Bids submitted using the license name and number of a subcontractor or other person who is not a principle partner or owner of the company making this bid, will be rejected as being non-responsive. Bidders are hereby notified that a Payment Bond in the amount of 100% of the bid total will be required from the successful bidder for bids exceeding $25,000. The bond must be provided with ten (10) calendar days from notice of award and prior to the performance of any work. The bond must be signed by the bidder and a corporate surety, who is authorized to issue bonds in the State of California. Bidders are hereby notified that a Performance Bond in the amount of 100% of the bid total will be required from the successful bidder for bids. The bond must be provided with ten (10) calendar days from notice of award and prior to the performance of any work. The bond must be signed by the bidder and a corporate surety, who is authorized to issue bonds in the State of California. Bidders are hereby notified that a Bid Guaranty Bond in the form of a money order or a cashierʼs certified check, payable to the order of the City, amounting to ten percent (10%) of the bid, or by a bond in said amount and payable to said City, signed by the bidder and a corporate surety, who is authorized to issue bonds in the State of California. The City of Santa Barbara affirmatively assures that minority and disadvantaged business enterprises will be afforded full opportunity to submit bids in response to this invitation and will not be discriminated against on the grounds of age (over 40), ancestry, color, mental or physical disability, sex, gender identity and expression, marital status, medical condition (cancer or genetic characteristics), national origin, race, religious belief, or sexual orientation in consideration of award. ____________________ William Hornung, C.P.M. General Services Manager Petitioner Brier Ghen filed a petition with Superior Court of California, County of Santa Barbara, for a decree changing name to Brier Summer, and name of child from Natasha Monique Ghen to Natasha Monique Summer. The Court orders that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change Published: March 27, 2013 Montecito Journal of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described about must file a written objection that included the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without 28 March – 4 April 2013 PUBLIC NOTICES CITY OF SANTA BARBARA NOTICE TO BIDDERS ORDINANCE NO. 5610 AN ORDINANCE OF THE COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF SANTA BARBARA APPROVING A TWENTY-YEAR LEASE AGREEMENT WITH THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION, FEDERAL AVIATION ADMINISTRATION, WITH NO MONETARY CONSIDERATION, FOR APPROXIMATELY 2.5 ACRES OF LAND AT 10 EDWARD BURNS PLACE, AT THE SANTA BARBARA MUNICIPAL AIRPORT, EFFECTIVE OCTOBER 1, 2013 The above captioned ordinance was adopted at a regular meeting of the Santa Barbara City Council held on March 19, 2013. The publication of this ordinance is made pursuant to the provisions of Section 512 of the Santa Barbara City Charter as amended, and the original ordinance in its entirety may be obtained at the City Clerk's Office, City Hall, Santa Barbara, California. (Seal) /s/ Gwen Peirce, CMC City Clerk Services Manager ORDINANCE NO. 5610 STATE OF CALIFORNIA ) ) COUNTY OF SANTA BARBARA ) ss. ) CITY OF SANTA BARBARA ) I HEREBY CERTIFY that the foregoing ordinance was introduced on March 12, 2013, and was adopted by the Council of the City of Santa Barbara at a meeting held on March 19, 2013, by the following roll call vote: AYES: Councilmembers Dale Francisco, Frank Hotchkiss, Grant House, Cathy Murillo, Randy Rowse, Bendy White; Mayor Helene Schneider NOES: None ABSENT: None ABSTENTIONS: None IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereto set my hand and affixed the official seal of the City of Santa Barbara on March 20, 2013. /s/ Gwen Peirce, CMC City Clerk Services Manager I HEREBY APPROVE the foregoing ordinance on NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that sealed bids will be received by the City of Santa Barbara Purchasing Office located at 310 E. Ortega Street, Santa Barbara, California, until 3:00 p.m. on the date indicated at which time they will be publicly opened, read and posted for: BID NO. 5219 a hearing. Filed March 4, 2013, by Terri Chavez, Deputy Clerk. Hearing date: April 25, 2013 at 9:30 am in Dept. 6, 1100 Anacapa Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93101. Published 3/13, 3/20, 3/27, 4/3 BID NO. 5218 Automatic Door Maintenance at Airport DUE DATE & TIME: April 16, 2013 UNTIL 3:00P.M. A MANDATORY pre-bid meeting will be held on April 4, 2013 at 9:00 a.m., at the Airport Maintenance Conference Room, 1699 Firestone Road., Santa Barbara, CA, to discuss the specifications and field conditions. Bid Documents are available at the Purchasing Office and at the pre-bid meeting. Bids must be submitted on forms supplied by the City of Santa Barbara and in accordance with the specifications, terms and conditions contained therein. Bid packages containing all forms, specifications, terms and conditions may be obtained in person at the Purchasing Office or by calling (805) 564-5349, or by Facsimile request to (805) 897-1977. There is no charge for bid package and specifications. Bidders are hereby notified that pursuant to provisions of Section 1770, et seq., of the Labor Code of the State of California, the Contractor shall pay its employees the general prevailing rate of wages as determined by the Director of Department of Industrial Relations. In addition, the Contractor shall be responsible for compliance with the requirements of Section 1777.5 of the California Labor Code relating to apprentice public works contracts. The City of Santa Barbara requires all contractors to possess a current valid State of California C61 - Limited Specialty Classification with a D28 - Doors, Gates and Activating Devices Contractor subcategory License. The company bidding on this must possess one of the above mentioned licenses and be otherwise deemed qualified to perform the work specified herein. Bids submitted using the license name and number of a subcontractor or other person who is not a principle partner or owner of the company making this bid, will be rejected as being non-responsive. Bidders are hereby notified that a Bid Guaranty Bond in the form of a money order or a cashierʼs certified check, payable to the order of the City, amounting to ten percent (10%) of the bid, or by a bond in said amount and payable to said City, signed by the bidder and a corporate surety, who is authorized to issue bonds in the State of California. Bidders are hereby notified that a Payment Bond in the amount of 100% of the bid total will be required from the successful bidder for bids exceeding $25,000. The bond must be provided with ten (10) calendar days from notice of award and prior to the performance of any work. The bond must be signed by the bidder and a corporate surety, who is authorized to issue bonds in the State of California. Bidders are hereby notified that a Performance Bond in the amount of 100% of the bid total will be required from the successful bidder for bids. The bond must be provided with ten (10) calendar days from notice of award and prior to the performance of any work. The bond must be signed by the bidder and a corporate surety, who is authorized to issue bonds in the State of California. The City of Santa Barbara affirmatively assures that minority and disadvantaged business enterprises will be afforded full opportunity to submit bids in response to this invitation and will not be discriminated against on the grounds of age (over 40), ancestry, color, mental or physical disability, sex, gender identity and expression, marital status, medical condition (cancer or genetic characteristics), national origin, race, religious belief, or sexual orientation in consideration of award. ____________________ William Hornung, C.P.M. General Services Manager ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME: CASE No. 28 March – 4 April 2013 1415652. To all interested parties: Petitioner Michael Bryan Coan filed a petition with Superior Court of California, County of Santa Barbara, for a decree changing name to Michael Bryan Studer. The Court orders that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that sealed bids will be received by the City of Santa Barbara Purchasing Office located at 310 E. Ortega Street, Santa Barbara, California, until 3:00 p.m. on the date indicated at which time they will be publicly opened, read and posted for: DUE DATE & TIME: April 16, 2013 UNTIL 3:00P.M. March 20, 2013. /s/ Helene Schneider Mayor CITY OF SANTA BARBARA NOTICE TO BIDDERS show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described about must file a written objection that included the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show Published: March 27, 2013 Montecito Journal cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. Filed March 4, 2013, by Terri Chavez, Deputy Clerk. Hearing date: April 18, 2013 at 9:30 am in Dept. 6, 1100 Anacapa Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93101. Published 3/13, 3/20, 3/27, 4/3 TREE TRIMMING AND REMOVAL AT VARIOUS CITY PARKS A MANDATORY pre-bid meeting will be held on April 3, 2013 at 9:00 a.m. in the Parks Conference Room, located at 402 E. Ortega Street, Santa Barbara, CA, to discuss the specifications and field conditions. Maps will be provided only at pre-bid meeting. Bids must be submitted on forms supplied by the City of Santa Barbara and in accordance with the specifications, terms and conditions contained therein. Bid packages containing all forms, specifications, terms and conditions may be obtained in person at the Purchasing Office or by calling (805) 564-5349, or by Facsimile request to (805) 897-1977. There is no charge for bid package and specifications. Bidders are hereby notified that any service purchase order issued as a result of this bid may be subject to the provisions and regulations of the City of Santa Barbara Ordinance No. 5384, Santa Barbara Municipal Code, Chapter 9.128 and its impending regulations relating to the payment of Living Wages. Bidders are hereby notified that pursuant to provisions of Section 1770, et seq., of the Labor Code of the State of California, the Contractor shall pay its employees the general prevailing rate of wages as determined by the Director of Department of Industrial Relations. In addition, the Contractor shall be responsible for compliance with the requirements of Section 1777.5 of the California Labor Code relating to apprentice public works contracts. If there is a difference between the prevailing wage and living wage rates, bidder shall pay not less than the higher wage rate. The City of Santa Barbara requires all contractors to possess a current valid State of California C-61 Limited Specialty License with a D-49 Tree Service or a C-27 Landscaping Contractors License. The company bidding on this must possess the above-mentioned licenses and be otherwise deemed to be qualified to perform the work specified herein. Bids submitted using the license name and number of a subcontractor or other person who is not a principle partner or owner of the company making this bid, will be rejected as being non-responsive. The City of Santa Barbara requires that all pruning and tree work shall conform to ISA and ANSI pruning standards and performed by or under the immediate supervision of an ISA Certified Arborist. This Arborist shall be on site at all times. A list of Certified Arborists/Certified Tree worker by name and ISA Certification number shall be supplied at the time of bid submittal. Bidders are hereby notified that a Payment Bond in the amount of 100% of the bid total will be required from the successful bidder for bids exceeding $25,000. The bond must be provided with ten (10) calendar days from notice of award and prior to the performance of any work. The bond must be signed by the bidder and a corporate surety, who is authorized to issue bonds in the State of California. Bidders are hereby notified that a Performance Bond in the amount of 100% of the bid total will be required from the successful bidder for bids. The bond must be provided with ten (10) calendar days from notice of award and prior to the performance of any work. The bond must be signed by the bidder and a corporate surety, who is authorized to issue bonds in the State of California. The City of Santa Barbara affirmatively assures that minority and disadvantaged business enterprises will be afforded full opportunity to submit bids in response to this invitation and will not be discriminated against on the grounds of age (over 40), ancestry, color, mental or physical disability, sex, gender identity and expression, marital status, medical condition (cancer or genetic characteristics), national origin, race, religious belief, or sexual orientation in consideration of award. ____________________ William Hornung, C.P.M. General Services Manager The only gossip I’m interested in is things from the Weekly World News: “Woman’s bra bursts, eleven injured,” that kind of thing – Johnny Depp Published: March 27, 2013 Montecito Journal MONTECITO JOURNAL 41 C ALENDAR OF Note to readers: This entertainment calendar is a subjective sampling of arts and other events taking place in the Santa Barbara area for the next week. It is by no means comprehensive. Be sure to read feature stories in each issue that complement the calendar. In order to be considered for inclusion in this calendar, information must be submitted no later than noon on the Wednesday eight days prior to publication date. Please send all news releases and digital artwork to slibowitz@yahoo.com) Ending this week Thursday, March 28 Closing the ‘Circle’ – DramaDogs area premiere of Annie Baker’s Obie Award-winning 2009 play Circle Mirror Transformation has just one more weekend of performances. And this might be one of those occasions when waiting to the end proves rewarding, as the material calls for the actors to dig deep within their own stories and souls to deliver this funny, absorbing and unflinching look at how an acting class affects five residents of a small Vermont town. The title refers to an acting exercise where improvisation is copied and then transformed spontaneously, leading to revealing insights and uncovered truths. DramaDogs is to be commended for unearthing and getting the rights to the work just a few years after its New York premiere had Charles Isherwood of The New York Times gushing about the play as “the kind of unheralded gem that sends people into the streets babbling and bright-eyed with the desire to spread the word.” WHEN: 8pm Thursday-Saturday WHERE: Center Stage Theater, upstairs in Paseo Nuevo mall COST: $20 general, $15 students & seniors INFO: 963-0408 or www. centerstagetheater.org SBIFF redux – Two films that had their world premieres at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival are coming back to town for one-off screenings tonight. The Condor’s Shadow, from local filmmaker Jeff McLoughlin (co-written by the Santa Barbara Independent’s Matt Kettmann), traces the monumental effort to bring the big raptor back from the brink of extinction that took place right here in our local Los Padres mountains. The 2013 year-in-the-life documentary follows US Forest Wildlife Service biologist Joseph Brandt through his efforts to help the species recover and be able to be self-sustaining once again. McLoughlin, Brandt and Jan Hamber will be on hand for a post-show Q&A when The Condor’s Shadow screens in a benefit event for the Los Padres ForestWatch and the host Santa Barbara Museum of Natural History. WHEN: 7pm WHERE: 2559 Puesta Del Sol Road COST: $10 ($2 discount for museum members) INFO: 682-4711 ext. 170 or www.sbnature.org. Over at the Arlington, surf filmmaker Jack McCoy’s film A Deeper Shade Of Blue, which sold out the vast 2,200-seat theater at its debut screening during SBIFF 2011, returns as part of a simulcast to more than 400 theaters across the country. The event begins Friday, March 29 ‘Visions of the Gaviota Coast’ – The California coastline just north of the Santa Barbara metro area had been acknowledged by the wildlife scientific community as one of the 15 most biologically diverse and ecologically significant regions in the world. Now local artists are not only taking note and capturing the natural beauty of the region, but also pitching in to help do something to save it from development. The members of SCAPE (Southern California Artists Painting for the Environment) and fine art photographer Reeve Woolpert are getting together for a two-day exhibit of more than 100 works of art, all created on the Gaviota Coast, home to more than 195 distinct species of birds, 60 species of fish, and 1,400 plant and animal species, including threatened and endangered ones such as the steelhead trout, the tidewater goby, the white-tailed kite and the redlegged frog. In that, one of the goals is to raise awareness of the efforts to preserve and maintain the rural character of the rare open coastline, admission is free, but 40 percent of the proceeds of art sales will go to the Gaviota Coast Conservancy and Save Naples organization. The opening reception for “Visions of the Gaviota Coast” features live music, screenings of a film by Global NGO Media called Future of the Gaviota Coast, refreshments, and a silent auction with some unique prizes, including artwork, dinner at the Bacara, and more. WHEN: 1–8pm Friday, 10am–5pm Saturday (reception 5-8pm Friday; film screens 6:30pm tonight and 12, 2 & 4pm Saturday, followed by filmmaker Q&A) WHERE: Bacara Resort & Spa, 8301 Hollister Ave. COST: free INFO: 965-3434 or www.s-c-a-p-e.org 42 MONTECITO JOURNAL EVENTS by Steven Libowitz Friday, March 29 Have a heart – The Heartless Bastards, a so-called garageband power trio who hail from the same Ohio area as The Black Keys, haven’t earned the reputation or popularity of their region-mates, but it was Keys’ Patrick Carney who helped get the band their record deal back in 2004. Lead singer-pianist-guitarist-principal songwriter Erika Wennerstrom is the only original member, and she’s already on her third iteration of the Bastards, although the classic MC5-style crunchy, hook-filled approach remains even as the songs delve deeper into Wennerstrom’s soul, offering the femme fatale approach to what’s normally a very male-dominated genre. Bring earplugs. Nashville songwriter Jonny Fritz, who has dropped his Corndawg moniker and has a new album co-produced by Dawes’ Taylor Goldsmith due in April, opens the show. WHEN: 9pm WHERE: SOhO Restaurant & Music Club, 1221 State Street, upstairs in Victoria Court COST: $15 INFO: 962-7776/www.sohosb.com or www. clubmercy.com with a very special welcome from the red carpet premiere in Hawaii with music by Kaukahi featuring Jack Johnson, Paul McCartney & Youth, Foo Fighters, Coldplay and many others. After the movie, McCoy will be joined by world-renowned surfing legends as they discuss the evolution, the culture and the impact of surfing from its beginnings to today’s billion-dollara-year global industry. Panelists include surfing movie star Gidget and legendary surfing sensations Jamie O’Brian, The Marshall Brothers, Derek Hynd, Marty Paradisis, Terry Chung, Jordy Smith, and others. WHEN: 7:30pm WHERE: Arlington Theatre, 1317 State Street COST: call INFO: 963-440 or www. thearlingtontheatre.com Saturday, March 30 Other Ojai outings – OYES – the Ojai Youth Entertainment Studio – boasts two special events this weekend, beginning tonight with the Household Gods with special guest Emy Reynolds Band. The Gods, not to be confused with Santa Barbara’s Headless Household, are a local Ojai Valley outfit of veteran musicians comprised of Charlie Bosson, Peter Bellwood, Jim Lashly and J. B. White, who have twice been voted most popular band by the Ojai Valley News. The band celebrates and reinvents popular songs, with a repertoire ranging from Stephen Foster to Bing Crosby to The Kinks to Prince, plus a few originals. Saturday night, they’re marking their 10th anniversary with a reprise of their first show, dubbed “The Killer Bees,” featuring songs by artists whose name begins with the letter “B”. Emy Reynolds is another Ojai product, a pop-inflected singersongwriter blessed with a deep, raspy • The Voice of the Village • voice whose quirky songs have traveled well, including showing up on the TV series Grey’s Anatomy (Season 6) with the song “Tonight,, while “Best Day Ever” was the soundtrack for a Payless Shoe commercial. Her trio features a slew of instruments and lots of harmonies and hooks. On Sunday, OYES launches its Play Reading Series, headed up by John & Laurie Slade, who are actors, directors and founders of the long-running Ojai Shakespeare Salon. The quarterly series features local actors offering a staged reading of independent theater new to the valley. The series kicks off with Paul Rudnick’s I Hate Hamlet, a gleeful ghost story about a down on his luck young television star who moves into a gothic New York apartment once owned by John Barrymore. As he contemplates an offer to play Hamlet on stage – a role he hates – the ghost of Barrymore appears to offer encouragement, leading to a wildly funny duel over women, art, success, duty, television and even the apartment itself. The New York Times called the play “unapologetically silly and at times hilarious.” The reading will be preceded by a potluck dinner; admission is free for food contributors, otherwise pay just $5 for the reading itself. WHEN: 8pm Saturday; 6:30 (potluck), 7:30pm (reading) Sunday WHERE: 316 E. Matilija Street COST: $20 INFO: 646-4300 or www.ojaiyes.org Monday, April 1 Grandparent Portrait Show – More than 150 works in a variety of media created by area high school and junior high school students and featuring portraits of their grandparents and other significant elders in their lives go on display today in the culmination of a project that both raises artistic awareness and connects youth to 28 March – 4 April 2013 Saturday, March 30 TICKETS $10 Children $15 Adults New York International Children’s Film Festival Kid Flix Mix SAT, APR 6 / 11 AM UCSB CAMPBELL HALL (Note special time. Best for ages 4 and up.) On is on again – The world fusion band On Ensemble, which appeared at the first Ojai World Music Festival a couple of years back, returns to the mountain village for a non-festival gig at Matilija Auditorium. With Japanese drums at the foundation of its world fusion mix, the group takes the ancient instruments of Taiko into new realms, infusing the powerful rhythms of ensemble Japanese drumming with elements of hip-hop, rock and electronica. On Ensemble’s four members – Masato Baba, Kristofer Bergstrom, Shoji Kameda and Kelvin Underwood – are also individually recognized as leading artists in their field who teach, conduct workshops and compose as well as perform and who have been featured in the music of the hit TV show Heroes, in the David Mamet movie Redbelt and performing with Stevie Wonder at the 2008 Democratic National Convention. In addition to the concert, they will be offering a very hands-on workshop for people that want to experience the excitement of Taiko drumming first-hand (1pm at the Ojai Arts Center). WHEN: 7:30pm WHERE: 703 El Paseo Road, Ojai COST: $27 general, $25 students/seniors in advance, $30/$28 at the door (workshop $20/$15) INFO: 646-8907 or www.ptgo.org their families. Young artists submitted more than 400 works spanning such media as painting, drawing, sculpture, photography and collage for consideration; 11 have been chosen to receive special awards at the opening reception next Thursday evening, with the families of all of the participating artists invited. The show – sponsored by the Student Art Fund of the Santa Barbara Art Association – aims to get students to “focus on the faces of their grandparents as a way of strengthening those connections, and, possibly, of inspiring the students with the hopes and aspirations that these The best new animations and short films for kids from this year’s festival. (Approx. 65 min.) An hour before the show, kids can dive right into the fun with balloons, face painting and craft-making parties Underwater Photographer grandparent figures have for them,” said Audie Love, a retired Dos Pueblos High School art teacher who is a member of the Student Art Fund Committee, said in a press release. Which leads us to think that no matter whose pieces were chosen for display let alone singled out for awards, all of the youngsters – and their ancestors – are already winners. WHEN: Exhibit open today through April 30; reception takes place 5-7pm on April 3 WHERE: Faulkner Gallery, Downtown Public Library, 40 E. Anapamu St. COST: free INFO: 962-1402 or www. studentartfund.org •MJ Brian Skerry Ocean Soul SUN, APR 7 / 3 PM UCSB CAMPBELL HALL $20 / $15 UCSB students and youth 18 & under Skerry’s presentation showcases his stunning photography and a career of more than 10,000 hours spent underwater with marine wildlife. Tuesday, April 2 Books will be available for purchase and signing Cook-ing flamenco, and more – Canadian guitarist Jesse Cook, widely considered one of the most influential figures in “nouveau flamenco” music, has won several awards for his craft, including a Juno (the Canadian equivalent of a Grammy; he’s been nominated for 11 more), and Canadian Smooth Jazz Guitarist of the Year, which he’s claimed three times. His rumba flamenco records have sold more than 1.5 million copies worldwide, earning Cook two Platinum and five Gold album awards in Canada. But his latest body of work signals a dramatic new direction. After spending the summer of 2011 cottage hopping with his family, he wrote some new-sounding material for The Blue Guitar Sessions, which was released in the U.S. last fall. He steered clear of anything resembling rumba flamenco, using vintage microphones and an unusual approach eschewing his natural instinct to fill in space. That gave lots of room for his guest musicians to shine, including violinist Chris Church, cellist Amy Laing, accordionist Tom Szczesniak, and vocalist Emma-Lee, who sings on “I Put a Spell on You,” a cover of the Screamin’ Jay Hawkins song. Cook arrives at the Lobero Theatre tonight in the middle of a five-month tour both supporting “Blue Guitar” and revisiting his earlier work. WHEN: 7:30pm WHERE: Lobero Theatre, 33 E. Canon Perdido St. COST: $38 & $48 ($78 VIP tickets include a meet and greet with Cook following the performance.) INFO: 963-0761 or www.lobero.com Best-selling Author of Understanding Comics Regents’ Lecturer in the UCSB Writing Program 28 March – 4 April 2013 FREE Scott McCloud Comics and Visual Communication WED, APR 10 / 8 PM UCSB CAMPBELL HALL “Just about the smartest guy in comics.” – Frank Miller, creator of Sin City and 300 Books will be available for purchase and signing (805) 893-3535 www.ArtsAndLectures.UCSB.edu The enemy of art is the absence of limitations – Orson Welles Community Partner: MONTECITO JOURNAL 43 Saturday - April 27 - 9:00 am Arlington Theatre Presents Handel’s GIULIO CESARE Do You Know About BARGAIN TUESDAYS? The Best Way to $ave! At All Locations! Children....Seniors (60+) ALL SHOWS - ALL DAY - $5.50 Adults: Before 6:00 pm - $5.75 After 6:00 pm - $7.50 3D: Add $3.00 to pricing HD LIVE - Las Vegas - on the Big Screen! Now On Sale! Robert Floyd vs. Guerrero Mayweather Information Listed for Friday, March 29 thru Thursday, April 4 Saturday, Maywww.metrotheatres.com 4 - 6:00 pm 877-789-MOVIE METRO 4 Denotes ‘SPECIAL ENGAGEMENT’ Restrictions THE FINAL MET Opera 2013 FAIRVIEW FIESTA 5 ARLINGTON Saturday - April 27 Courtyard - 9:00 am Features Stadium Seating Features Stadium Seating Bar Open Presents Fri & Sat - 5:00 - 8:30 9 1 6 Sta t e St r eTheatre et - S.B. 2 2 5 N . F a i r v i e w - G o l e taArlington 1317 State Street - 963-4408 Rachel Roberts THE CROODS (PG)Handel’s GIULIO CESARE THE HOST (PG-13) 3D: 4:45 Fri-Sun 12:45 3:30 6:50 9:40 Do Know About BARGAIN TUESDAYS? 2D on 2You Screens: RETALIATION (PG-13) Mon-Thu - 1:50 4:45 7:30 1:00 2:15 3:25 G. I. JOE: 5:50 The Best Way to $ave! At All2D: Locations! Daily - 5:30 8:15 7:10 8:10 THE ALL (PG) CROODS Children....Seniors (60+) SHOWS -3D: ALL DAY - $5.50 3D: Daily - 3:00 SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK Adults: Before 6:00 pm $5.75 After 6:00 -pm - $7.50 Fri-Sun 12:20 2:50 2D on 2 Screens: (R) 1:40 7:40 3D: Add Fri-Sun $3.00 - to pricingMon-Thu - 2:50 THE INCREDIBLE 1:40 4:10 12:30 5:25 BURT 7:50 Big 9:00Screen! Now On Sale! HDWONDERSTONE LIVE - Las Vegas -6:40 on the (PG-13) 5:00 Mon-Thu 3 7 1 H i t c h c o c k Wa y - S . B . 1:40 4:10 5:25 6:40 7:50 Cannes Film Festival Official Selection LIFE OF PI (PG) 2044 Alameda Padre Serra - S.B. (R) RENOIR 3D:Saturday, Fri-Sun - 3:40 6:30 May 4 - 6:00 pm Fri & Mon-Thu - 7:15 Gael Garcia Bernal Mon-Thu - 4:30 7:20 METRO 4 - 1:30 4:35 7:15 Sat/Sun NO (R) THE CALL (R) Fri & FAIRVIEW Mon-Thu - 5:00 7:45 Fri-SunFIESTA Maggie Smith 5 9:30 ARLINGTON - 2:00 4:30 7:00 Features Stadium Seating Features Stadium Seating Bar Open in Courtyard A Dustin Hoffman Film Sat/Sun - 2:00 5:00 7:45 Mon-Thu - 2:20 5:10 7:40 Fri & Sat - 5:00 - 8:30 9 1 6 Sta t e St r e e t - S . B . 2 2 5 N . F a i r v i e w - G o l e ta (PG-13) QUARTET 1317 State Street - 963-4408 Rachel Roberts THE CROODS (PG) THE INCREDIBLE Fri & Mon-Thu - 7:00 THE HOST (PG-13) 3D: 4:45 G. I. JOE: (PG-13) BURT 4:20 7:00 Fri-SunWONDERSTONE - 12:45 3:30 6:50 9:40 Sat/Sun - 1:45 2D on 2 Screens: Features Stadium Seating RETALIATION (PG-13) Mon-Thu - 1:50 9:20 4:45 7:30 Fri-Sun - 1:15 1:00 2:15 3:25 2D: Daily - 5:30 8:15 CAMINO 5:50 REAL 7:10MARKETPLACE 8:10 Mon-Thu THE- 2:00 CROODS (PG) PLAZA DE ORO RIVIERA Robert Floyd Mayweather vs. Guerrero CAMINO REAL Hollister & Storke - GOLETA SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK 1:40 7:40(PG-13) (R) THE HOST 1:00 4:00 7:00 9:50 THE INCREDIBLE BURT WONDERSTONE (PG-13) 5:00 Bruce Willis (PG-13) G. I. 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De La Guerra Pl. -5:25 S.B. 1:40 4:10 6:40 7:50 9:00 GINGER & ROSA (PG-13) Mon-Thu Fri-Sun - 1:45 5:25 4:10 6:40 6:30 8:45 1:40 4:10 7:50 PASEO NUEVO Mon-Thu - 2:30 4:40 7:15 LIFE OF PI (PG) 3D: Fri-Sun - 3:40 6:30 Kim Kardashian Mon-Thu - 4:30 (PG-13) 7:20 3D: METRO 4 Features Fri-Sun Stadium - 12:20 Seating 2:50 Mon-Thu 6 1 8 Sta t e -St2:50 reet - S.B. (PG-13) Bruce Willis PLAZA DE ORO 3G. 7 1 I. H iJOE: t c h c o cRETALIATION k Wa y - S . B . 1:30 Film 4:10Festival 2D: Cannes Fri-SunSelection - 7:00 9:40 3D:Official RENOIR (R) Mon-Thu- -7:15 7:00 Fri & Mon-Thu Sat/Sun - 1:30 4:35 7:15 Tyler Perry’s TEMPTATION THE CALL (R) OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN (R) Fri-Sun Maggie Smith Fri-Sun -- 1:20 2:00 4:00 4:30 6:40 7:00 9:15 9:30 Fri-Sun- 1:10 2:30 4:00 5:10 in A Dustin Hoffman Film Mon-Thu 4:50 7:25 Mon-Thu -- 2:10 2:20 5:10 7:40 6:40 8:00 9:20 (PG-13) QUARTET THE INCREDIBLE Fri & Mon-Thu 7:00 Mon-Thu1:10 - 2:30 4:00 ADMISSION (PG-13) BURT WONDERSTONE (PG-13) Sat/Sun - 1:45 4:20 7:00 5:10 6:40 8:00 Fri-Sun 6:50 9:25 Fri-Sun- 1:10 - 1:153:50 9:20 Mon-Thu 2:00 Playing on 2 Screens METRO 4 Mon-Thu - 2:20 5:00 7:35 Real Estate by Mark Hunt Mark and his wife, Sheela Hunt, are real estate agents. They live in Montecito with their daughter Sareena, a sophomore at SBHS. His family goes back nearly one hundred years in the Santa Barbara area. Mark’s grandparents – Bill and Elsie Hunt – were Santa Barbara real estate brokers for 25 years. A Look At The Low $5’s A lthough Montecito is a relatively small place – both in population and land area – there are many options in terms of the type of environment one might choose to live in. From the rural feel of the eastern end of Montecito to the ocean-front condominium compounds of Bonnymede and Montecito Shores, to the gated communities of Birnam Wood and Ennisbrook, to the close-in ocean-view estates just up the hill from Coast Village Road. Driving just a couple of minutes from one area to the other can make a person feel as if he’s gone on a journey to another place altogether. This is very evident during our broker tours on Wednesdays, when we go from one home to another, up a hill, down to the beach, then over to the country club… all within minutes of each other. Because there is such a variety of neighborhoods, price ranges, and even micro-climates, I have found it convenient to zero in on a particular price range. For this column, I have focused on the low $5-million market, a range that is a stretch for even the wealthier Montecito buyer, but it is a range that virtually guarantees you a property that is both impressive and full of amenities. Whether you want an oceanfront, immaculate condo or a recently remodeled ocean-view villa, you will likely be able to find something at this price that suits you. 1305 Plaza Pacifica: $5,250,000 Ocean, island, and coastline views abound from this sophisticated residence on the sand within Montecito’s guarded and gated beachfront condominium enclave, Bonnymede. This light-filled single-level condominium has two bedrooms and two and a half baths within 1,694 square feet of living space. There are only a handful of oceanfront units at Bonnymede, and along with the nearly exclu- Elegant and on the sand, this 1,694-sq-ft Bonnymede sive location, one benefits from condominium is for sale at $5,250,000 the amenities the complex provides, such as swimming pool, tennis court, etc. The spacious master bedroom opens to the dramatic limestone beachfront terrace with sunrise-to-sunset views, including a unique view of Santa Barbara’s city lights at night. Bonnymede is located next to the Coral Casino Beach Club and Biltmore Hotel, and is in the Montecito Union School District. Features Stadium Seating PASEO NUEVO (R) SPRING BREAKERS 6 1 8 S t a tOZ e S t r(PG) eet - S.B. 8 W. De La Guerra Pl. - S.B. GREAT AND POWERFUL Fri-Sun - 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:35 THEBruce (PG-13) Willis GINGER & ROSA (PG-13) G. I. JOE: RETALIATION 2D: 4:35 7:40 3D: 1:20 Mon-Thu - 2:404:105:15 Fri-Sun - 1:45 6:30 7:45 8:45 Mon-Thu - 2:30 4:40 7:15 (PG-13) Kim Kardashian Tyler Perry’s TEMPTATION Fri-Sun - 1:20 4:00 6:40 9:15 Mon-Thu - 2:10 4:50 7:25 4:10 2D: 1:30 9:40 3D: Fri-Sun - 7:00 Mon-Thu - 7:00 OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN (R) Fri-Sun- 1:10 2:30 4:00 5:10 6:40 8:00 9:20 Mon-Thu- 1:10 2:30 4:00 5:10 6:40 8:00 Playing on 2 Screens EASING RECOVERY FROM SURGERY OZ BREAKERS ADMISSION (PG-13) Fri-Sun - 1:10 3:50 6:50 9:25 Mon-Thu - 2:20 5:00 7:35 (PG) (R) SPRING Recovering from 9:35 surgeryTHE can GREAT be a long andPOWERFUL arduous AND Fri-Sun - 2:00 4:30 7:00 1:20 2D: 4:35 7:40 3D: Mon-Thu -journey. 2:40 5:15 Painful7:45 incisions and inflammation are frequently present even after the most successful surgeries. Gloria Kaye, Ph.D. 314 East Carrillo Street, Suite 10 Santa Barbara, California 93101 805-701-0363 www.drgloriakaye.com 44 MONTECITO JOURNAL Using a feather light touch the body is magically speeded along the road to recovery. Recently however, scientists at the Pacific Advanced Technology Laboratory were able to provide proof positive that I emit and transfer energy. Using sophisticated infrared research equipment scientists were able to identify that the energy from my hands was successfully transferred to my subjects, If you go to my website you can view this ..just click medicine and science. This healing energy will reduce inflammation, heal hematomas and reduce scar tissue. Please allow me to assist you along the road to recovery • The Voice of the Village • 28 March – 4 April 2013 1081 Alston Road: $5,295,000 This home is just a short stroll from Coast Village Road and offers close-in ocean views. The gated, private, and stately Italian Mediterranean home is on nearly one full acre and includes five bedrooms, four and a half bathrooms and a den/study. The home was extensively re-built in 2010. An elegant motor court leads to a dramatic entry and two-story foyer. The spacious living room with This substantial home on Alston Road features privacy, tall French doors opens up to a a large pool and extensive ocean views stone terrace and an ocean view. There is a well-thought-out floor plan for entertaining and the landscaping includes extensive rolling lawns, mature trees and a pool and spa. There is a fireplace in the master bedroom and wood floors throughout. The second-floor balcony offers a substantial view of the property and Pacific Ocean beyond. 2085 Stratford Place: $5,375,000 This red-brick Georgian Manor is located on over an acre in the guarded and gated Birnam Wood Country Club area. Boasting over 6,000 square feet of living space, the living room, foyer and family rooms are suited for large-scale entertaining. There is a grand formal dining room, a versatile den, gallery hallway and more. The master suite includes a spa bath A Georgian Manor-style home on Stratford Place feaand oversized walk-in closet. There are two additional guest tures expansive inside living areas bedrooms, also of large proportions. The home features 13’ ceilings throughout, a total of five fireplaces, hardwood floors, crown moldings, gourmet kitchen, extensive brick terraces, a pool, loggia and southern exposure. 275 Toro Canyon Road: $5,395,000 Just a short drive up from Padaro Lane on Toro Canyon Road is this elegant Mediterranean home in a private, gated setting. Resting on over four acres near the Santa Barbara Polo Club, this property offers ocean and mountain views from the approximately 5,000+/square foot, two-story main home. There are four bedrooms and four Four-acre estate near the Santa Barbara Polo Club bathrooms in the main home as features well-maintained north-south tennis court and many other amenities well as a game room, den-library, butler’s pantry, remodeled kitchen, dual-pane windows and cathedral ceilings. The grounds include parking for guests, a pool, spa, spacious two-room guesthouse and a north-south tennis court… not to mention room for horses or additional landscaping and development. This home is not in one of the two Montecito school districts, so if that is important, please double-check with your agent for clarification on all these properties. ••• For more information see my website www.montecitobestbuys.com or contact your realtor. If you are not working with anyone I would be more than happy to answer any questions. You can contact me directly, (call or text) at 805-698-2174 or by email to mark@villagesite.com - •MJ Advertise in Affordable. Effective. Efficient. Call for rates (805) 565-1860 93108 OPEN HOUSE DIRECTORY SATURDAY MARCH 30 If you have a 93108 open house scheduled, please send us your free directory listing to realestate@montecitojournal.net ADDRESS TIME $ #BD / #BA AGENT NAME TELEPHONE # COMPANY 1206 Channel Drive 1163 Summit Road 2862 East Valley Road 2080 East Valley Road 620 Oak Grove Drive 1157 High Road 1-4pm 2-4pm 1-3pm 2-4pm By Appt. 1-4pm $8,750,000 $5,975,000 $3,950,000 $2,950,000 $1,995,000 $1,100,000 3bd/2ba 5bd/6ba 4bd/7ba 5bd/4.5ba 3bd/3.5ba 1bd/1ba Arthur Kalayjian Jack Maxwell Grubb Campbell Group John McGowan Deanna Solakian Brian Goldsworthy 455-1379 451-1669 895-6226 637-5858 453-9642 570-1289 Sotheby’s International Realty Village Properties Village Properties Sotheby’s International Realty Coldwell Banker The Channel Group SUNDAY MARCH 31 ADDRESS TIME $ #BD / #BA AGENT NAME TELEPHONE # COMPANY 1154 Channel Drive 1206 Channel Drive 482 Woodley Rd 620 Oak Grove Drive 1157 High Road 2-4pm 1-4pm 1-3pm By Appt. 1-4pm $8,950,000 $8,750,000 $3,300,000 $1,995,000 $1,100,000 4bd/4.5ba 3bd/2ba 4bd/4ba 3bd/3.5ba 1bd/1ba Omid Khaki Arthur Kalayjian Thomas Johansen Deanna Solakian Brian Goldsworthy 698-1616 455-1379 886-1857 453-9642 570-1289 Sotheby’s International Realty Sotheby’s International Realty Village Properties Coldwell Banker The Channel Group Member FDIC Exceeding Expectations in Your Neighborhood Adam Black | VP, Senior Loan Officer 805.452.8393 | ablack@bankofmanhattan.com 28 March – 4 April 2013 Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all. – Johnny Depp MONTECITO JOURNAL 45 CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING (805) 565-1860 (You can place a classified ad by filling in the coupon at the bottom of this section and mailing it to us: Montecito Journal, 1206 Coast Village Circle, Suite D, Montecito, CA 93108. You can also FAX your ad to us at: (805) 969-6654. We will figure out how much you owe and either call or FAX you back with the amount. You can also e-mail your ad: christine@montecitojournal.net and we will do the same as your FAX). SPECIAL REQUEST WANTED. LOCAL CONTRACTOR NEEDS YARDSPACE FOR WORK TRUCKS. ASAP. TORI 805 696-8655 SPECIALTY ITEMS FOR SALE I buy/sell rare records. 50’s/60’s, Jazz, Classical LPs. Excellent condition only. Cell 818-631-8361. Inquire: venusofvinyl@gmail.com CAREGIVING SERVICES In-Home Senior Services: Ask Patti Teel to meet with you or your loved ones to discuss dependable and affordable in-home care. Individualized service is tailored to meet each client’s needs. Our caregivers can provide transportation, housekeeping, personal assistance and much more. Senior Helpers: 966-7100 Caregiver, hospital advocate, cook, driver. Experienced, CPR & First Aid certified. Local references available. Call 965-2495 HEALTH SERVICES Stressed? Anxious? Feel relaxed & calm Biofeedback training is fast & effective Tina Lerner, MA Licensed HeartMath & Biofeedback Therapist The Biofeedback Institute of Santa Barbara (805) 450-1115 Spring Into Action InHome Physical Therapy Build strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and stamina to prevent falling. Josette Fast, PT-over 32 years experience. 722-8035 www.fitnisphysicaltherapy.com Over 25 Years in Montecito Over 25 Years in Montecito MONTECITO MONTECITO ELECTRIC ELECTRIC EXCELLENT R EFERENCES EXCELLENT REFERENCES • Repair Wiring • Repair Wiring • Remodel Wiring • Remodel Wiring • New Wiring • New Wiring • Landscape Lighting • Landscape Lighting • Interior Lighting Fit for Life Customized workouts & nutritional guidance for any lifestyle. Individual/ group sessions in ideal setting. House calls available. Victoria Frost, CPT,FNS,MMA. 805 895-9227. Fun Piano & Guitar Lessons. Students choose music. First lesson FREE. Experience, degree & references. www. martismusic.com martirichter@live.com 220-6642 SPECIAL/PERSONAL SERVICES POSITION WANTED NEED HELP? Pet, house sitting, nanny or elder care by responsible local woman in exchange for living accommodations. Contact Karen 805-886-0375 or karenhp@ cox.net. Local references available. Property-Care Needs? 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Call Michael Martz 805-898-4363 Hayes Commercial Group REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Residential Income Property Hedgerow area of Montecito 2.94 Mil , Proforma NOI 125,000, 4.2% CAP 2 Year secured lease. Contact: Frank 805 565 9025 www.crelisting.net/EdW7VfO5A Four adjacent parcels w/stunning 4 storey redwood observation lodge, aggregate price $2,025,000. Monumental sandstone gardens. All Southwest section of Painted Cave settlement is your garden. Location x 3. Awesome views and trees with grey squirrels. HOUSE/APT/COTTAGE WANTED Long-time local seeks long-term rental/ guest cottage for $1600 or less. Impeccable references. Must be in quiet area, have plenty of natural light, and allow one mature cat. Amanda 448-8856 SHORT/LONG TERM RENTAL CARMEL BY THE SEA vacation getaway. Charming, private studio. Beautiful garden patio. 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Montecito, CA 93108 (inside the mall) free tote bags! 805.570.4383 Cleaning Plus CARPET-FLOOR-UPHOLSTERY-RESTORATION Steam Dry*Pet Odor Removal*Oriental Rugs Sofas-Chairs*Repairs*Patching*Re-installation Stretching*Tile & Grout Cleaning & Restoration Stone Polishing & Restoration*Structural Drying 805-483-6345 Frank Perez *24 HOUR SERVICE* EMERGENCY WATER REMOVAL Relationship Guidance for Partners, Families, Friends, Co-Workers & Individuals who seek further Self- Growth Maggie Gressierer M. Sc., Member IACT, Member AHHA 50% Off Your First Consultation 805 637 4994 www.LightWithinUs.com Foundation RepaiRs and FlooR leveling Garden Design renovations restorations new construction 805 682-1778 the romanticgardenco.com GARDENING/LANDSCAPING/TREE SERVICES Estate British Gardener Horticulturist Comprehensive knowledge of Californian, Mediterranean, & traditional English plants. All gardening duties personally undertaken including water gardens & koi keeping. Nicholas 805-963-7896 Garden healer/landscape maintenance. My secrets will surprise you with unexpected beauty! Steve Brambach, 722-7429 Rico’s organic gardening and maintenance. Nutritional spraying/organic compost/ veggie gardens/feed & restore fruit trees. Rico 805 689-9890. Delicious gourmet gardens, fine floral cut gardens and bee friendly gardens. 805 272-5139 www.rosekeppler.com 28 March – 4 April 2013 Eva Van Prooyen, MFT Psychotherapist • Anchor Bolts • Concrete Underpinnings • • Anchor Brackets • Diagonal Bracings • Replacement of deteriorated foundations, crippled walls & center vertical supports & post bases. Residential & Commercial Foundation Inspection Service Available WilliaM J. dalZiel & assoC., inC 698-4318 billdalziel@yahoo.com General Building Contractors Lic#B 414749 VOLUNTEERS NEEDED SOME BUNNY NEEDS YOU! Mia & Pixie are a beautiful mother/ daughter duo. Mia is 1+ years old, daughter Pixie is approx. 6 months. Both girls are lively and curious and would love to find a forever home. Bunnies Urgently Needing Shelter is located at the Santa Barbara County Animal Shelter, 5473 Overpass Rd, Santa Barbara, Ca. www.bunssb.org Adopt /Volunteer/Donate with us, and help give abandoned & stray rabbits & guinea pigs a better life. Help Save Threatened Shorebirds! Coal Oil Point Reserve is looking for volunteers to help protect Western Snowy Plovers on Sands Beach. We are looking for volunteer docents to spend 2 hours a week on Sands Beach, teaching the public about the importance of protecting the snowy plover habitat. The Snowy Plover Breeding Season starts in March, and we need your help! Interested parties should call (805)893-3703 or email copr.conservation@lifesci.ucsb.edu. Next training date: Saturday, March 2, 9AM-12PM Hearts Therapeutic Equestrian Center employs the power of the horse to enhance the capabilities of children and adults with special needs in Santa Barbara. Join our volunteer team and make a difference in someone’s life. To lean more, visit www.heartsriding.org 964-1519. As not what you can do for your country; ask what’s for lunch – Orson Welles 1187 Coast Village Road Suite 10-G Santa Barbara, CA 93108 (805) 845-4960 Mailing Address: P.O. Box 50105 Santa Barbara, CA 93150 LIC#: 43829 Do you love Reagan history? The Reagan Ranch Center is seeking volunteers who would be interested in serving as docents for the Exhibit Galleries. Docents will have the opportunity share the history of President Reagan and his “Western White House.” For more information or to apply, please contact Danielle Fowler at 805-957-1980 or daniellef@reaganranch.org. “The 1st Memorial Honors Detail is seeking veterans to get back in uniform to participate in an on-call Honor Guard team to provide military honors at funeral or memorial services throughout Ventura and Santa Barbara Counties. For more information visit www.usmilitaryhonors.org, email carlvwade@gmail.com, or call 805-667-7909.” MONTECITO JOURNAL 47 BR UN CH TU SA RD & AY SU ND ,9 AY AM TO 3P M “Dauntless” LUCKY’S steaks /chops /seafood /cocktails Dinner & Cocktails Nightly, 5 to 10 pm. Brunch Saturday & Sunday, 9 am to 3 pm. Montecito’s neighborhood bar and restaurant. 1279 Coast Village Road Montecito CA 93108 (805)565-7540 www.luckys-steakhouse.com Photography by David Palermo