Oct 2011 - Royal Corps of Signals
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Oct 2011 - Royal Corps of Signals
wire THE www.royalsignals.mod.uk October 2011 The Magazine of The Royal Corps of Signals SOINC(A) COMMENDATIONS LANCE CORPORAL D A ALLWORK 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) Regiment LCpl Allwork, an EW Sys Op, has been awarded a SOinC(A) Commendation for his outstanding performance as an advanced EOD ECM operator on Op HERRICK between June and November 2010. LCpl Allwork sustained a particularly arduous and kinetic tour in the high threat environment of Southern Afghanistan. His most notable efforts were during the extraction of his IEDD number 2 operator. His role in the casualty extraction proved to be vital and made all the more significant by being carried out under fire. Exuding technical expertise, he was calm and courageous under fire and proved intelligent, articulate and selfless in his actions. LANCE CORPORAL G J PARSONS 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) Regiment LCpl Parsons, an EW Sys Op, has been awarded a SOinC(A) Commendation for his actions while deployed on Op HERRICK between September 2009 and March 2010. Employed as an advanced EOD ECM operator, he was faced with extreme danger and intense pressure on a daily basis. Of the numerous taskings that LCpl Parsons conducted, one warrants particular mention. While clearing a notoriously “seeded” stretch of road in Sangin, his IEDD operator was killed whilst neutralising a device. LCpl Parsons held his nerve and took control of the situation preventing all movement of other team members until such time as the appropriate equipment could be brought forward to negate the threat from secondary devices. As a result of his actions further lives were undoubtedly saved. LCpl Parsons demonstrated maturity, professionalism and leadership beyond that expected of his rank and experience. The Magazine of the Royal Corps of Signals OCTOBER 2011 Vol. 65 No: 5 Established in 1920 The Wire Editor Mr Keith Pritchard Tel: 01258 482817 Deputy Editor Miss Jo'lene Shearing Tel: 01258 482818 Accounts / Subscriptions Mrs Sharon Sterne Tel: 01258 482087 Published bi-monthly Annual subscription £12.00 plus postage Editor: Mr Keith Pritchard Deputy Editor: Miss J Shearing All correspondence and material for publication in The Wire should be addressed to: The Wire, RHQ Royal Signals, Blandford Camp, Blandford Forum, Dorset, DT11 8RH Contributors Deadline for The Wire : Email: thewire@royalsignals.mod.uk 15th February for publication in the April. 15th April for publication in the June. 15th June for publication in the August. 15th August for publication in the October. 15th October for publication in the December. 10th December for publication in the February. 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Remittances should be made payable to Royal Signals Benevolent Fund CONTENTS News from Operations News from Blandford News from Training News from Regiments Page 2 11 13 24 News from Squadrons Other Units Sport Royal Signals Association Last Post 75 82 89 99 103 Obituaries 103 Miscellaneous 105 FRONT COVER Sig ‘T-Boy’ Porter, a Phase 2 trainee from 11 (RSS) Sig Regt, being presented the Braemar Shield by Her Majesty the Queen Other notable articles Page SOinC(A) Update 56 Braemar Highland Gathering 2011 94 Life in Afghanistan with the Royal New Zealand Army 106 Royal Signals e-Marketing Recruiting Strategy 108 Wider Employment Opportunities 110 BACK COVER Sgt Langley, Multiple Commnader K30 at the British Council incident 19 Aug 2011 Authors alone are responsible for the content of their articles. The opinions expressed in the articles of this publication are those of the individual authors and do not necessarily reflect the policy and views, official or otherwise, of the Royal Corps of Signals or the Ministry of Defence. All articles and submissions are published at the discretion of the Editor. This publication may contain official information. It should be treated with discretion by the recipient. Printed by Holbrook Printers Ltd, Norway Road, Hilsea, Portsmouth © Crown Copyright NEWS FROM OPERATIONS 15th SIGNAL REGIMENT (INFORMATION SUPPORT) - by WO2 Potts The new team arrived in Theatre on 26 May after a fairly painfree trip from sunny Blandford. We were met in Camp Bastion by the smiling faces of the outgoing team, who had been eagerly awaiting our arrival. Our abundance of kit was loaded onto the loaned wagons and we were escorted to our new tented accommodation in Mercury Lines. By this time it was the early hours of the morning, but this didn’t stop Cpl ‘Wiggy’ MacSwan-Wiggins from making himself at home in his massive bed space/admin area. The following day the incoming team were met by both the incoming LO, Capt Prtak (RLC) and his predecessor, WO1 (FofS) Ind. We hadn’t eaten since the luscious meals provided by Crab Airways so it was fair to say that everyone was a little peckish to say the least. After a very short but sweet brief from the LOs, it was time to sample the delights of the new Super DFAC on Bastion 1. Op MASSIVE began instantly for Sgt ‘Keano’ Keane and Cpl MacSwan-Wiggins, with Sgt Chris Slade easing into it gradually. The rest of the teams decided to try and acclimatise before they began their phys sessions. It wasn’t long before the gym was a regular part of everyone’s daily routine. Next on the agenda for the workers was the 5-day RSOI package. This was done in conjunction with the HOTOs being carried out by the illustrious team leaders. Whilst the RSOI was taking place, WO2 ‘Uncle Bulgaria’ Potts was making good use of the things that he found, things that the everyday folk left behind. Scouring the burn pit daily for anything that could make his life more comfortable, he acquired everything from bed frames to nice warm tins of tuna and spam, mmm!!! The highlight of the RSOI package had to have been when we were joined by DJ ‘Drop the Bomb’ Tim Westwood. He tagged onto Cpl MacSwan-Wiggins’ patrol, who was given the interesting task of babysitting him, but apparently for Tim the patrolling experience was all a bit TOO intense. Another moment that will live long in the memory was the look on WO2 ‘Woody’ Wood’s face when he thought he might have to do the 7-day package as he was originally down as a ‘Cat 3’. Work has flowed consistently throughout the tour for the Tac CIS team, with our time being divided pretty equally between the VRS park, doing Bowman health checks on a plethora of vehicles and for Mat Troop, and providing Level 3 support to the MDOR fielding team. A few more challenging ‘planning’ conundrums from the Brde Yeoman have stretched the knowledge of our two BSMs. With our ongoing support to Brde, and their goal of establishing the data network for Helmand continuing to flourish more each day with plenty of behind-the-scenes assistance from us representing 15 Sig Regt (IS), we can consider our tour to have been a successful one. This is a fantastic foundation which we are sure will be maintained after a successful HOTO to the next team at the start of September. It has been a steady couple of months for the DII-D team, who after a comprehensive handover all completed the RSOI package and settled in to the day to day tasks of pestering the MAN managers and dealing with jobs from JFCIS. Then began the uphill task of bringing SSgt Daz ‘Taff’ Powell up to speed on the engrossing weekly report. That killed 10 minutes, leaving him to plan the deployments for site visits and how best to get the boys out on the ground. Several in-Theatre deployments have seen Sgts Chris Slade and Daz ‘Killer’ Morley showcase their talents in the field. The quote of the tour so far was from Sgt Slade: “you can’t beat sitting on a fixed wing for 2hrs in full kit with an armpit in your face”. We have seen the arrival of 21 Sig Regt and all the challenges a new CSR brings. The Condor team have also joined us, once again highlighting the ever-growing grey network. The new office is finally ready and we have decided to share the wealth with LSST and BSST. It is now the maintenance and engineering bay, rapidly doubling as a classroom when young and old minds alike need refreshing. Just over halfway through the tour and things have settled in nicely, the gym and the cookhouse are in heavy use. Evenings have seen ‘Deal or No Deal’ become a firm favourite, and early nights followed by the gym queens’ alarms at 06:00 have become the norm. With eyes firmly on the calendar for September the team continue to deliver Level 3 support to Theatre with the everfamiliar voice of Killer Morley handing out advice in spades, and SSgt Daz (Taff) Powell doing his best to calorie count. 81 SIGNAL SQUADRON (VOLUNTEERS) CORSHAM OC SSM Maj Andy Kennedy WO2 (SSM) Matt Ticehurst 81 SIGNAL SQUADRON ON OPS - by Sig Luke Wright As part of 81 Sig Sqn’s continuing support to operations in Afghanistan a surge team of 6 soldiers, ably led by Cpl Anton Jones were sent to Helmand province in April 2011. Whilst in Theatre, the team was tasked by the Communications 2 Planning Office (CPO) to carry out installation work in and around Camp Bastion. As the team were made up of BT engineers plus one MoD telecommunications engineer, there was plenty of experience to draw upon and they were eager to begin work. However, before deploying “some” training was required to turn these civilian engineers into soldiers in the Royal Corps of Signals. The first stage of the training began at Lydd camp THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 where they undertook Basic Close Combat Skills (BCCS) under the watchful eye of SSgt Trebilcock, LIAG. The course covered range work including pistol firing, which was a first for many of the soldiers, and fire and manoeuvre drills, section level attacks, sangar shoots, advancing to contact and withdrawal under fire with a casualty – culminating in a live fire casualty evacuation (casevac) on a non-static range. Four of the soldiers furthered their trade skills with a 2-week fibre optic course at Blandford to earn themselves City and Guilds 3666 and 3667. The course covered fibre termination using a variety of cutting edge methods such as hot melting, splicing pigtails and crimping. The course also covered testing fibre by Optical Time Domain Reflect (OTDR) meter, power meter, and light source. These skills would soon be put to good use in Theatre. However, before deploying mobilisation training would be required to ensure the team were prepared for the dangers of Afghanistan. Mobilisation training was undertaken at Reserves Training Mobilisation Centre (RTMC) Chilwell. Here the team carried out Theatre specific training in battle casualty drills, CBRN, and Counter IED. The soldiers also had to pass an 8-mile CFT on one of the more hilly routes Chilwell has to offer before being sent to OPTAG for further operational training. At OPTAG, skills learned at RTMC were honed and new skills learned such as basic Pashtu - one of Afghanistan’s many dialects. The final Operational Law lesson which was given on the Digital Close Combat Trainer was memorable and realistic. The scenario faced was that intelligence reports had been received of a planned enemy forces ambush at a local bazaar followed by suicide bomb attack designed to cause maximum casualties and to deter local nationals from interacting with ISAF. The scenario called upon all military skills learned since BCCS and brought home the reality of what awaited the team. The RMP judged whether actions taken were authorized by the law of armed conflict. Within 36 hours of completing OPTAG, the surge team were sat on a flight heading to Afghanistan. On the flight there were mixed feelings, ranging from excitement from those who had not mobilised before to a more casual attitude from LCpl ‘Nutty’ Almond who was about to deploy for his fourth tour in 5 years. Upon landing in Afghanistan shortly after midnight, the team were rushed through to RSOI where further training would begin in the morning. RSOI for those who have not deployed builds on training already received but consists of the lessons learned from the feedback of Sig Dobson, LCpl Almond and Sig Wilkinson pull in a cable along the flight line THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 The team consult Commando on the next move troops on the ground and is constantly updated to overcome the ever-changing enemy threat. Upon completion of RSOI the team were given their first of many tasks by the CPO liaison officer. This was a new build project that would require 5 cables over a kilometre long to be pulled from air traffic control along the flight line. Cabling in the desert has its own challenges, such as being blinded by dust waves whenever a plane roars by. Communication can also be an issue, as being heard over the noise of a C-17 is nearly impossible forcing the team to adopt various hand signals. To add to their troubles the temperature was above 50 degrees C. Taking on enough water became essential to remain hydrated, however, the team soon became acclimatized to working in the midday heat. The team’s next major objective was the rewire job at the C-IED (Counter-Improvised Explosive Device) task force compound. The task force deals with intelligence and support to C-IED teams on the ground. It was high profile as the task force are busy 24/7 with the fight against Afghanistan’s biggest killer, the cowardly IED. This had to be done with minimal downtime to the working circuits to not interfere with services supporting troops on the ground. Other objectives were undertaken, however, the team’s final big task was the revamp of an existing installation in the Brigade Advisory Group (BAG) located in Camp Shurabak, the home to ANA basic training where raw Afghan recruits are turned into professional soldiers. This was another high profile task as a live Ops room was involved in the revamp and it was important that ongoing operations were not interrupted whilst carrying out the installation. When necessary, night time working was required. The team befriended an ANA soldier whilst in Shurabak with the affectionate nickname of “Commando” due to the jaunty green beret worn. Commando was taken on as the team’s apprentice and his help was greatly appreciated. Whilst the team was in Theatre, several notable events such as the Royal Wedding and the death of Osama Bin Laden occurred, resulting in a heightened security state and the team on the receiving end of a barrage of enemy 107mm rockets. Just as the team were settling in, it was time to return to the UK, but not before a last supper of KFC with the CPO liaison officer who had planned many of the tasks. Before long we were enjoying de-compression on the beaches of Cyprus. It was a welcome change of scenery and the banana boat caused Sig Colin Wilkinson to emit a scream like that of a school girl! Many thanks to all involved for a successful and safe tour. Same time next year? 3 229 BERLIN SIGNAL SQUADRON 7th SIGNAL REGIMENT 229 (BERLIN) SQN ON OP ELLAMY – Sig Robert Pickup Cpl Charlton and his Masterpiece! One minute you’re on a leadership exercise, the next you’re in a room being told you’re off on Operations… to Cyprus! That was the reality for over a dozen members of 229 (Berlin) Sig Sqn when we were told we were to deploy on Op ELLAMY. The week ahead was a blur of issued desert combats, testing equipment from laptops to Reacher, and then packing everything into carefully weighed and labelled boxes. We arrived at RAF Brize Norton on a late Saturday night after a long and tiring drive from Germany. The next morning we awoke and prepped ourselves for a flight to Cyprus only to be told that the computer says no and we are DELAYED! Little did we know we’d be stuck there for a further 3 days. The delights of microwave meals in the Gateway awaited us but luckily for us there was a Subway across the road. Several members decided to take a bus ride to Oxford and enjoy a few beverages and a Pizza Hut or (as we prefer to describe it) a detachment bonding trip. Eventually, after more on the bus off the bus action, we got to the C-17, loaded and ready. After a little bit of genuine on the bus off the bus action, we boarded the C-17 and took our seats for our 5 hour plane journey. Finally, after much delay and twiddling of thumbs, the newly formed Op ELLAMY Troop were en route to Cyprus to save the day for the RAF. We landed just as the sun was setting at RAF Akrotiri and began the setup under the cover of darkness, but were soon cut away to our beds for a short kip prior to the hard graft of Reacher Medium setup. Bright and early the next morning under the direction of Lt Jim ‘Rogue Troopy’ Roberts we started to get the service rolled out to the users. For the few of us (Sgt Wayne ‘Al Pacino’ Lill and LCpl Rob ‘Apple Salesman’ Higgins) setting up the Reacher dish we looked ahead to the possibility of months of sunshine and what could be. Maybe we were too keen as the heavens opened and we were soon left to contemplate months of donning goretex rather than flip-flops and shades. As we slotted into our routine a few of us were lucky enough to visit the local water park or the beach located at the back of camp (back to the sunny times!). Then in the following weeks the Det got smaller and the shifts got closer together. Three months later and there is just the Magnificent Seven left – luckily, as the hottest months approach, we finally have air conditioning (for the equipment of course…). All 7 of us remaining look forward to the conclusion of a successful tour. 22nd SIGNAL REGIMENT STAFFORD CO RSM Lt Col GN Addley WO1 (RSM) MS Morgan With the tour now well over halfway through it is a good chance to catch up on the achievements to date. As well as taking forward the excellent work of our predecessors the Regt has made its mark with the MDOR implementation and the installation of 2 new ICS Dets within the changing CF locations. From the new Comd, Col Fletcher, all the way to our FOB ICS Dets excellent relationships have been created at all levels enabling a far greater understanding of what we do and how we achieve it. The Regt has quickly developed a strong reputation for going about its business with no fuss and getting the job done whatever the requirements. This has been down to the initiative and determination shown by all and has resulted in an extremely successful tour to date. Sport and charity events continue to play a big part in the deployment with regular events against our J6 counterparts from other nationalities. R&R is in full flow and morale is high leading into the last leg of the deployment. JFCIS HQ Made up of Regtl RHQ and Ops Rm staff along with a smattering of IAs, JFCIS HQ continues to evolve in line with changing requirements. We bid a fond farewell to the outgoing Adjt Capt Vanessa Shipley after all of 61 days in Theatre and wish her all the best for her new post in Corsham. Welcome to her replacement Capt Alun Kelly, 2IC 214 Sig Sqn. 4 The heartbeat of JFCIS (Regimental WO1s’) The Rugby World Cup is providing an added focus to our activities and we all look forward to Wales bringing home the Cup at the end of October! Under the sharp eye of WO1 (FofS) Paul Hughes a JFCIS football team has been established, playing regular matches against teams from all areas of Camp Bastion. The team, made up from JFCIS staff who are far too old and the refreshing youth of the MDOR team has been very successful and went into the recent Bastion Charity Football tournament full of potential. After an excellent run the team bowed out at the semi final but all was THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 not lost as we got to keep the Aston Villa shirts we were allocated (brilliant!) The one area of concern was that we received the only yellow card of the entire competition when the RSM executed an excellent tackle (that any rugby flanker would have been proud of!). Marine Corps with a degree of competition for good measure. Lt Smith, Sgt Shepherd and ‘Swanny’ attend whenever they are not deployed, with Sheehan making a brave appearance once but never going back. 220 SIGNAL SQUADRON (HELMAND SIGNAL SQUADRON) BSN ICS Tp OVERTASK AND SERVICE DESK – by Sig Heanes “A day in the life of Sig Heanes” Arriving in Bastion to discover my services in Leatherneck were no longer required, I was quickly given the dubious privilege of being “the face of HICSSS.” It’s been an interesting and challenging run so far, learning about not just the many aspects of HICSSS, so that I may better do my job, but more importantly the people that make up the team. JFCIS Team at Mercury Lines MDOR TEAM – by LtSmith The MDOR team have passed the half way point! The time has passed rapidly though, with morale remaining sky high and the task nearing completion. With over 40 MDORs installed throughout Helmand Province, it has been a busy time for all parties with Cpl Hart, LCpl Todd, LCpl Sheehan and LCpl Swanson installing the equipment now with ease. LCpl Lilino and Marine ‘Avatar’ Saunders have been busy deploying into each location first, fitting air conditioned rooms inside an ISO container in each location ready for the installation of the MDORs. In Camp Bastion, behind the scenes Lt Smith and Sgt Shepherd have been busy managing the lads and contractors in addition to co-ordinating the logistics associated with MDOR deployment across Helmand Province. This has not been without its challenges and on many occasions, despite our best efforts, the locations seem to think that the materials we send through are to construct new furniture with! It is not unheard of to deploy the lads on a helicopter, followed by planks of wood getting thrown in last minute! Obviously it is not all work…. ‘Swanny’ started life on tour as a 50Kg Weasel. Following a strict diet, plenty of exercise in Camp Leatherneck doing Cross Fit and lots of hard work he can be proud to have developed into a small sized man. He has continued to progress as a runner, pushing the pace and challenging Maj Spencer – the Officer in charge of the Corps Cross Country team! Cross fit run on Camp Leatherneck by the Americans has fast become the workout of choice for the MDOR team. Following our 1.7 mile run there, it consists of an hour fragging in some weird and wonderful exercises all Sgt Shepherd and LCpl Swanson at Cross Fit in designed by the American Camp Leatherneck THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 With my thumb broken early on it became clear I was never leaving the wire, but that suits me fine. It has unfortunately stopped me training but it will heal. The MS desk has had its work cut out, a hundred different jobs to do and only a handful of them at any one time. Their day to day work involves repairing laptops, fixing faults and dealing with users all over Bastion. The MS desk must also involve itself with the other departments, working closely with the Telemechs and techs to ensure all the systems that allow the rest of the combined services to communicate work together despite all the difficulties. Believe it or not, there is more to life than comms; I know it’s hard to believe but it’s true. In Mercury Lines we have had a couple of jamming sessions to help with morale. I have been practicing with my violin and I may even be improving! Many of us were released for training and completed a DITs course. I gave a lesson on the UK Commando symbol the Fairburn Sykes Fighting knife and for something different I taught an energetic waltz lesson to some very enthusiastic dancers. I have since started a dance class every Friday evening at the EFI which is becoming quite popular and may lead to a second dance evening on Saturdays. There was recently a Last Night of the Proms style evening with the Royal Marines band and ‘Rule Britannia’ I had a great time and danced the night away. At the half way point now things are looking good for rest of the tour. We have the move to look forward to and much more besides I am sure. POWER SECTION – by Cpl McDermont Yet another month completed by the by the mighty Power Section, with 3 of the section going on R&R and rest of us raring to go. The section has had to truly multitask this month, dealing with a totally mixed bag of tasks. We have been MCU mast repair section, water storage area tidy up section, welfare area construction section, sun screen repair section, command task preparation section, furniture removals 5 section and much more as well as our normal stuff as the Power Section/MT. Sig Green returned from covering Cpl Bibi whilst he was on R&R. I’ve never seen someone so happy to be back in Bastion (but not for long), he practically hugged “Noo Noo” our pet air conditioner when he got back. LCpl Wood has recently returned to the fold from some well earned R&R after a loan spell to the SQMS department and has been promptly dispatched to wider Helmand for 10 days for a new build. He’s probably missing the gym already. LCpl Assan, Sig Campbell and Sig Leslie are all to be congratulated on passing their Class 3-2 Exam, and Sig Campbell also passed his Defence Instructional Techniques (DIT) course. Well done! TECH SECTION – by Sgt Beckett With over half the tour done we are now becoming experts in our field, which is just as well because R&R has kicked in and the real test came as I left the team for 2 weeks in the capable hands of Cpl Bruce ‘Dartanian’ Horoszko. I’m pleased to report that all members performed well in my absence and I returned to a section that was even more capable than when I left. The first tourers are performing well above what we expected and that deserves a mention, so well done LCpl’s Cook, Alex ‘George Agdgdgwngo’ Rogers, Hels Dickson, Tim ‘Professor’ Gordon and Kieran ‘Buddy Love’ Budd. I arrived back just in time for my birthday and the lads and lass had had a whip round and got me and LCpl JT Cook a cake (it was his birthday too) along with a couple of the weirdest birthday cards I’ve ever seen. Thanks guys. I think JT was grateful to be back in the relative safety of Bastion after his foray into the wilds of Helmand Province, as I’ve never seen such a skinny kid devour so much cake in one helping! We’re all currently missing the team jester, LCpl Steve Baker, who is off on a jolly, sorry, away working in other parts of Helmand. Just when swimming and eating doughnuts became a recognised profession I don’t know. Hurry back Steve, Buddy Love is missing you! And finally, a big shout out to SSgt Marie ‘Marge’ Simpson, no-one actually knows what she does or which department she works in, but I don’t want her to feel left out. managed to escape for 2 weeks, (2 days early we might add, with no jealousy whatsoever). Currently we have LCpl Justin Reeve and Sig Alex Rees deployed on the ground to the upper Gereshk valley installing vital UK comms systems in anticipation of the handover of the checkpoint from US to UK Forces. Sig Kev Young has been welcomed back into the fold from RFC section and was rewarded on his first day with a trip down to PB2 to co-ordinate an Ops Room move. We wish him a safe return. Sig Seb McDonald has crossed over to RFC Section to gain some Installation experience after proving himself on the faults crews. We have also seen Cpl Dave Cracknell and Sig McDonald deployed to Lashkah Gah Durai for an important UK comms uplift. LCpl Justin Reeve has been to FOB Shawqat to assist the Signals Det with some cabling faults. LCpl Noel Van Zyl has been the only continuous member of Line Section, however we don’t want him to feel left out so he may be off to Lashkah Gah to cover for the Inst Tech down there while he is away on R&R. All in all a busy period for our section but also a very fulfilling one. Congratulations must be given as well to Sigs Alex Rees, McDonald and Young who have all completed their Class 3-2 Workbook and their DIT Course. FORWARD REPAIR TEAM – by Cpl Wilk This month has been another very busy month for the FRT. With jobs coming up thick and fast, we have spent very few days in Camp Bastion: Cpl ‘King Leonard’ Hodge and LCpl Hillyard deployed to PB Attal to move their ops room and the Mobile Comms Unit, a mast system. LCpl Hillyard also had the pleasure of visiting OP Sterga, with its good views but lack of flights. He also did a visit to CP Jeker with Cpl Wilk to once again do an Ops room uplift. LCpl Mcloughlin deployed to PB Lashkar Gah Durai, with the company of LCpl JT Cook from the Tech desk. This was yet another ops room move and an upscale of equipment. Cpl ‘Lt Leonard’ Wilk has also been busy this month with deployments to PB Shazad and PB Naidullah, moving ORAS equipment into 2 newly built Ops rooms. During all this the team has been working hard for the deployment of a new location, and preparing to load a Chinook with 2.5 tonnes of P.S. Has anyone seen LCpl Nurse? I think he may have been posted on as I’ve not seen him in quite some time. If seen, please return to me at: BSN ICS Tp, BFPO 792. INSTALLATION TECHS – by Cpl Dave Cracknell The last 4 weeks or so have been a bit of a blur for Line Section. With not only a full scale move of HICSSS, we also have Inst Techs spread far and wide across Helmand. Manning issues are a constant source of despair for Sgt ‘Dinger’ Bell and Cpl Dave Cracknell as Sgt Bell has returned to the UK on R&R and for the birth of his third son. Best Wishes from all in Line Section! Sig Martin Bishop has also 6 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 comms equipment. This is without the other small tasks that come up, like flying into PB Salaang to press one button or to PB Kalang to turn on a piece of equipment. The Yeoman also has developed a fetish for deploying air conditioning units to all sites for the kit to sit in, which is the heaviest pop up tent ever to be invented. A big thank you goes home to all our wives, girlfriends and family for sending so many welfare packs. Cpl Hodge has certainly been enjoying the biscuits. Overall the FRT have been very heavily utilised, but it is all good fun, and is helping the tour absolutely fly by for us, bringing ever nearer the time when we return home to reunite with our loved ones. CF NES(N) Main Operating Base (MOB) Price over the last couple of weeks has been hectic with all members of the Det out and about fixing faults. LCpl ‘G’ Hill went on a well earned rest back in Wales (personally I don’t know which is worse here or over the Bristol Channel). Next episode in the LCpl Ryan ‘Stud’ Leigh love saga…… after returning home on RnR he went looking around Essex for the cast of “The only way is Essex” but cupid struck and now I’m sorry to say ladies, Ryan is now off the market!!! LCpl Ryan Leigh installing new equipment “staying low!” PB2 – by Cpl Young This month has seen a complete change in PB2, with new faces joining in the fun and games in our department. As it’s the middle of the R&R plot people are having to take the slack the other person has left and still give an excellent service to the Battle Group. As a Royal Signals Electrician I can honestly say it hasn’t been easy filling the roll of the Det Comd, and will say I don’t envy Sgt Neeve and the job he does one bit. In fact I am going to have a welcome back banner and party food laid on for his return to PB2 from the UK. It does however seem funny that no one wants to have a go at the electrician’s job I think the idea of stinking of diesel and oil 24 hours a day is unappealing to them. Sgt Hempstock, our App Spec, has left his current duties to take on a bit of meching work, which he said would have been fun if his toenail hadn’t of been ripped off by the chiropodist a day before. He keeps that body part in a container on his desk and shows everyone who dares enter his work space. The Det dart board as well has seen better days and nearly 6 months old is showing signs that it may have a few dart Cpl Young Supervising Sgt Hempstock on digging board in cable THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 tumours and needs to be pulled down of the wall and put to rest. New to the Det is Sig Josh Rowe who has replaced LCpl Marc Holden who has gone to a new location. He may have left but he certainly hasn’t been forgotten, as in PB2 there are hundreds of his posters and collection boxes for Our tumorous Dartboard needs to the charity cycle event be put to rest now we think scattered everywhere collecting money for a well worthy cause. We also have some short term guests with us who are filling in for people who are on R&R. We have LCpl Stew Marks who has the oldest and heaviest laptop in history how he managed to get that out here on the same flight as his other kit we don’t know. He has replaced Sgt Neeve who is awaiting the birth of his first child. Stew will leave when LCpl ‘Hilly’ Hill arrives back from his R&R. And to finish off we have RAF SAC ‘Crab’ Pimberly staying with us. Sgt Hempstock was horrified when he found out he was from the RAF and said, and I quote, “WHAT, AND I WAS TALKING TO HIM LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING”???? With all these changes going on it has to be said, its been a busy month but the PB has coped well and we are now all (especially myself) awaiting the return of our illustrious leader Sgt Neeve and his collection of new baby photos. LKG ICS TP - by LCpl ‘Melv-O’ August has been a very busy month for the Lashkar Gah ICS Det with 8 members having been on R&R. To help us with manning LCpl ‘Riggly Tin’ Corrigan was shipped in from Bastion, after she realised what Lashkar Gah ICS Det was like in comparison with Bastion and had a taste of the culinary delights, Sangers or not she wanted to stay. The Playstation 3 the RSM had us sent has been a big hit with Lt Tope and Sig Price who like to while away the hours shooting zombies or aliens. Lt Tope even gets Sig Price to don his PPE just to get into the correct mindset for their gaming. The words misspent youth spring to mind. The Det Sgt curse struck again. Having already lost Sgt Overal last month to a catastrophic Achilles injury (we have been updated that he doesn’t need any major treatment and is recuperating at home), Sgt Binnie followed suit when loading some unserviceable equipment onto an air frame down at the HLS. He tried lifting everything with his back not his legs, resulting in him being bedded down for 3 days. He was then told to take it easy at work, so no change there. The lads think it is just an excuse for him to dodge Sangers. SHAZAD – by Sgt Knight Another month down at FOB Shazad and it’s been a busy one! We are in the process of closing down the FOB Signals det as the Battle Group, 42 Commando RM, is pulling out of this location as the FOB down sizes to checkpoint (CP) level, to be occupied by J Coy RM. FOB Shazad is one of the larger camps in Helmand Province, covering quite a big area with a high number of personnel and as such the tear down process has proved to be at times both challenging and manpower intensive. The FOB det has provided, when possible, persons to help with the extra work load which has mainly consisted of moving tented accommodation, collapsing working areas and loading up ISO containers ready for transport. Even though the taskings have been testing at times (especially in the heat!) we’ve carried them out with a positive attitude and 7 have enjoyed an excellent working relationship with the Battle Group over the past few months.Time at home has been enjoyed by all those on leave and was a good chance to catch up with family and friends and enjoy some cold British weather. LCpl Myzak even remarked that Blackpool on a Tuesday night was a more bleak and barren place than Afghanistan! In addition to our usual work Sgt Knight and LCpl Thornhill have had the chance to work with the RAF Police Dog handlers on site to provide some human bait for the dogs! We have also kept up with our PT programme and now that we are into the second half of the tour, everyone is looking forward to completing a successful deployment and returning home to our family and friends. SFPTC OC Ops O Maj N Fisher Capt J Tinnion Three months into the tour and the team are now firmly directing operations in and around the congested and ever busy city of Kabul. Our man on the inside, SSgt Kennaugh, is working his magic and has his ginger fingers in most pies, extracting and working the system to pull together the best intelligence product. He has networked from the outset and built up a number of reliable sources which provide a real time and viable product to keep the troops on the front foot and safe. SSgt Donnelly has worked relentlessly to foster links with the local community, laying the foundations for the future SFPTC to continue to build upon that important relationship with the local Community, Maliks, Elders and, most importantly, the children surrounding Camp Souter. (He always has a bag of sweets in his pocket). WO2 Bishop is very much the conscience (Grandad) of the company. He maintains the status quo and keeps us on our toes, or at least a spinning bike. He knows and understands the Souter area in which we operate and he dominates it with his personality. ‘Mr Bish’ knows the people and they know him! Capt Jase Tinnion has enjoyed being in the hot seat for the company whilst the OC, Maj Fisher has been away on RnR, although he does seem lonely without his wingman. The Ops room has also enjoyed the sounds and delights of Sky Sports in the OC’s absence. Bland School – Kabul. OC SFPTC, CO KJSU, Headteacher and assistant, SSgt Donnelly and Caretaker open a new side gate in memory of Signaller Wayne Bland (Bland School project is in memory of Signaller Wayne Bland KIA – 11 Aug 2008) MULITIPLE K10 – by Sig Collins Comd 2IC Sgt Sean ‘Bear Grylls’ Dinsdale Cpl ‘Crazy Eyes’ Day To date the tour has seen a variety of events. We ventured out on a combined vehicle and foot patrol from Camp Souter up to the perimeter of Kabul International Airport. During the patrol we encountered a child who offered to sell us a cow, and this was not for the first time we have been offered to buy an animal and probably not for the last time either (look out families, there might be a new family pet en-route). The patrol was very keen on having a new member of the Multiple to help with the gap left by R&R. Sgt Dinsdale, the patrol commander, refused to allow the cow to join us due to having not completed PDT. However he did settle for a photo during which the cow got a bit camera shy and proceeded to urinate on Cfn ‘One Dip’ Bodley’s boot. During the previous month there was also a football match organised by SSgt Donnelly between SFPTC and an amalgamation of 2 local football teams. Unfortunately he forgot to organise a football for SFPTC until the last minute, so K10 took a break from their busy schedule and saved the day by providing 5 of our best players to help, comfortably beating the local team 9-4. Finally congratulations to Sig ‘Crystal Back’ Winson and his wife Bev on the birth of their Second daughter Sophia May. MT MTWO MT Sgt WO2 Green A/Sgt Liverton The engine of the company, although just like an old Cortina it can be hard to get them going in the mornings. Keeping the vehicle fleet afloat in harsh conditions has tested every sinew of Cpls Iles, Towers and LCpl Crayton. The job requires a robust and level headed approach by all to keep the fleet functional for the mission as well as keeping WO2 Green happy. Frequent requests and last minute bookings keep the team on its toes. The MTWO has thoroughly enjoyed his new move up to the Ops Room, especially sampling all of the Radio Operator’s brews. He has soon become known as Grandad by the young operators and the humour between him and ‘Mr Bish’ has entertained the Ops Room some what. 8 Check Nav MULTIPLE K20 - Sig Gruby Comd 2IC Sgt Mike Secker Cpl Morris THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 K20 were formed late last year and it’s been a long road to getting to where we are now. Everything we trained for has so far paid off. This showed massively when our multiple were called out to assist in the extraction of the UK nationals that were attacked at the British Council. After being sat in and around a 6 hour fire fight, once the nationals were freed from the safe room, we had to extract them to the British Embassy, which meant that we had to aggressively and quickly get the British Council staff to safety. To do this, we had to drive through the city of Kabul at a rate of knots knowing that we would be the next target. The sense of achievement when we could say that they were now safe was a moment that will stay with us for the rest of our lives. MT taskings are running so well we are known as K Cabs. “We WILL get you there” and we know the 4 corners of the city like the back of our hands. On the guard side of life, well its guard, so there is lots of time for the lads to think about how to spend that Op bonus (If wives and girlfriends haven’t already). QRF has been greatly rewarding, getting out and patrolling amongst the locals. We have made a few friends along the way as well as the odd hiccups like falling in to open cess-pits. We have also had our share of scrapes with people and vehicles, e.g, our fearless leader, Sgt Secker, free falling off a recovery vehicle and face planting the floor and another, Sig Callum Watson, running face first into the Man SV bar armour. Touch wood nothing too serious. Our very rare games of volleyball in ballistic pants have done much to keep the morale up. Finally, there are numerous England v Wales test matches in various sports, which much to my disappointment has Wales leading, with some strong showings from the Tight Eyes Brothers (Sgt Secker and LCpl Lloyd) really have made our multiples inner competitive streaks really come out. All in all a good tour so far and all the lads are looking forward to our home coming parade in Bath in November. MULTIPLE K30 – by Sig Humphries Comd 2IC Sgt ‘Taff’ Langley Cpl JJ Cascarina July 2011 and it’s the morning of the Prime Ministers visit. All the lads are up early preparing vehicles to head down to the British Embassy Kabul (BEK) to provide enhanced protection. The move down to the BEK was just a routine move for the might of K30. Once at the BEK, LCpl ‘Bubblehead’ Doyle positioned a Ridgback near the front gate which was manned the whole time while we were at the BEK to show a British presence. A Ridgeback commanded by Cpl JJ Cascarina was then taken up to the HLS to provide another show of force in conjunction with the BEK security staff. After a couple of hours waiting the PM arrived in his helicopter (check him out) and was escorted to where he would be staying with his Close Protection (CP) team. The next day we continued to man the Ridgeback near the main gate until the PM concluded his visit. Sgt Langley, Cpl Morris and Sgt Secker – Time Out THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 All in all it was a job well done, although after not saying hello to any of the Multiple the PM might have just lost 13 votes at the next election. The Embassy staff were keen to note their thanks to Sgt ‘Taff’ Langley, LCpl ‘Geordie’ Dan Hardy and the rest of K30. Another highlight of the month was when our illustrious leader Sgt Langley proceeded to deliver a set of orders to the CO and a selection of other officers and soldiers dressed in his new tailor made Elvis suit. The look on some of their faces was one that we will never forget. It seems the King really isn’t dead he is alive and well and patrolling Kabul. Cpl Cascarina builds relationships with ANP just in the SOUTER GDA OC KABUL SUPPORT UNIT – by Maj Stuart Gunson As we say goodbye to August and move into September we also move into the second half of the tour and the finish line firmly in sight. Especially for those who’ve already completed their R&R, for those left behind it is a case of taking up the slack of the many guard duties to be completed and also covering the day to day duties of those enjoying some well deserved time at home. Despite the heavy work load some are under, spirits are still high and everyone is making the most of the many facilities available here at Camp Souter. LAD – by Cpl Disney and LCpl Davies Normally August is a good month, it involves summer leave and you do twice the amount of drinking compared to any other month (except for Christmas!) due to all the BBQ’s and time off. Alas for the LAD in Camp Souter August has bought yet more work. Some is routine, however ISI’s have become the bane of all our lives as every 21 days each vehicle is bought in for us to inspect and we usually find at least a few jobs. When we aren’t inspecting vehicles, drivers are breaking them and complaining about their air con! With only one set of kit for the whole camp, it can sometimes take a while to fix. The R&R period is now in full swing, this does have a negative effect on the stag list, however we all get our chance of 2 weeks deserved rest back in the UK (or Germany), which is definitely the highlight of the tour. Sgt Gempton hadn’t seen much of August before he left. He simply said “Right I’m off, Tatty Bogles!” then with not a care in the world he headed down to MT for his transport, forgetting to pass the LAD phone to LCpl ‘Dizz’ Disney (and Richie). To be honest, and whisper this, we want him back, it’s just not the same without him. He makes us laugh without even doing anything, he just sits there looking like that alien from the 80’s classic “MAC & ME”. Cpl Mark Armstrong continues to shine while he works with the OMLT gaining a first class reputation for repairing the unusual. He takes an OCD like professionalism to working with weapons and bringing them to an “as new” state. We have only ever seen this before when he’s in his room, fan switched off to save dust spread, gloves on to stop finger prints, magnifying glass out to see in x10 zoom, painting his Warhammer figurines. Dedication! WO2 (AQMS) East has 9 yet to find out actually what the OC troop does apart from write the monthly news letter, spend as much time as possible in the gym, hob nobbing with senior officers, gate crashing random quiz teams, collecting military flashes, purchasing items from Amazon, making the odd cup of tea and being forced into buying the milk shakes. Most of which I have been unable to carry out due to the huge work load. HQ ISAF ICS DET – by LCpl Arundale I told you l could get it to do a wheelie found that he quite likes the heat, spending time away from his air conditioned office patrolling the shop floor looking for tasks to do. These tasks mostly include parting his infinite wisdom into every job going, including changing a light bulb. KABUL J6 NOC – by WO2 (FofS) Steve Read Life in the NOC has had a period of respite whilst the OC has been away on R&R. We still get just as much done, but there is less talk about it all. The Ops Offr, Flt Lt Nick Bolan, has been covering for him from his desk so has been absent from the NOC, it is amazing how quickly the TV developed a fault whereby Sky News keeps reverting to the music channel/F1/ MotoGP/Aerobics “Oz style” etc, when the cats away….. So another month down, not so many to go now, August has been quite a busy month with the first of the R&R plot kicking in, starting with LCpl ‘Mike’ Arundale so we’ve been a man or a few men down, at this moment in time Lt Ben Woollan and Sgt Dan Tooke are on the same R&R period too. LCpl Dan Best has moved from KAIA to our location so we have a little bit more boypower. Since we started the tour we have been collecting supplies for the children’s hospital here in Kabul. LCpl Best and LCpl Craig Mactaggert did a few recces’ down to the local hospital before they went down with all of the supplies, which amounted to rather a lot actually, such as shower gels, toys, soaps, toothbrushes and other things along those lines, and in the middle of August Cpl Laura Hosty and SSgt Mick Lawrence both went down to the children’s hospital and gave them all the things we have acquired and spoke to some of the local people down there. This all happened due to SSgt Lawrence who planned this within the first week of tour, its good to be able to see the benefits of our planning and contributions. The charity event is still going on we have other visits to IDP Refugee Centres and various state Schools in late October too. Cpl Hosty visiting a local children’s hospital Flt Lt Bolans RAFishness may be rubbing off don’t you know SSgt Tony Raby has spent his time preparing for R&R, getting all his notes in order and briefing WO2 (FofS) Chris Klass ready for him to take over in his absence. Tony has promised everyone that the day before he left was his last ‘Free Food Friday’ when he eats whatever he likes due to all his hard physical work during the week. When he comes back he will be a new man, no more cream cakes, and exercise twice a day, promises, promises. As time rolls on the Ops Officer is more than often found staring at the horizon, formulating his escape plan. If the OC doesn’t agree to this plan for getting home in time for the baby’s arrival, I’m sure he will soon be found at the back fence of camp, stacking up cakes and parcels (of which he thankfully has plenty) to get him over the fence and he will be gone. A special vote of thanks from all in the NOC and the lucky watchkeepers from ICS Tp for the delicious cakes from ‘Ma’ Bolan, we especially enjoy the lemon cakes and the commander is amazed how the operational output of the troops is directly linked to your kind efforts. KABUL ICS TROOP With Lt Woollan away on R&R I have moved to HQ ISAF to cover, which has been eventful to say the least, however, I am 10 A bit more on the fun side, the det got involved in a football tournament and actually did rather well, managing to get all the way to the semi finals, then…true to English form we got kicked out by Ze Germans, not so fun. At least we didn’t get kicked out from the off, every cloud and all that. KAIA ICS DET – by LCpl Francis With the R&R plot fully underway the countdown has begun for the rest of KAIA. Cpl Steve Whitnall and LCpl ‘Smudger’ Smith have had their respite. This month we waved farewell to LCpl Best who left for HQ ISAF and welcomed LCpl Charlie Wilson who arrived from Camp Souter. LCpl Wilson seems to have adapted well to life at KAIA realising that ‘stagging on’ is no longer one of the benefits of everyday life. It has been a busy month for both the NER and AMNOC Dets due to the orphanage visits, football practice, Table Tennis, gym sessions and poker tournament. The orphanage visits were conducted by Sgt Johnny Howells and LCpl Smith. They provide much needed support for the children at the different locations with items such as fridge freezers, clothes, food and stationery materials. This was purchased with the money collected through charity events conducted by personnel at KAIA. So far $5701 has been collected. All of this has benefited the Help the Afghan Children Charity. Future events will be collecting money for Sands UK. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 NEWS FROM BLANDFORD 15th SIGNAL REGIMENT (INFORMATION SUPPORT) SO1 RSM Lt Col I A J Condie WO1 (RSM) McNab MUDRUNNER – by LCpl Darby One overcast Sunday morning in May, 6 brave crazy members of 600 Sig Tp arrived to take part in ‘Mudrunner’, which is described in the paperwork as ‘6ish miles of gruelling cross country interspersed with 10 different tests of strength, endurance and co-ordination.’ We were ready for this; however when the start line began with a mile of steep up-hill, I think a few of us began to wonder what the next 5 miles held in store, needless to say, we soon found out! To finish, the last mile of the course led us through a lake, up a hill, then back down to cut through the lake again to reach the finish line. All of this was in aid of the 2 charities The Army Benevolent Fun and Naomi House Children’s Hospice, and we successfully met our target of raising £500. 15 SIG REGT (IS)(GERMANY) First and foremost in our thoughts, we want to wish all our deployed personnel in BATUS, BATUK and HERRICK a safe and successful tour. On a brighter note, congratulations to Si and Christina Aunger on the arrival of their children Susan and Alexa, double the trouble, did I say trouble?…I meant joy of course. Well it has been another turbulent period in the history of 15 Sig Regt (IS)(G). We have lost Capt Pete Levick on commissioning and Sgt Lee Jermey has been whisked off to JHQ, we wish them all the very best. We say hello and a hearty welcome to WO1 (FofS) Ferguson, WO2 (FofS) Wood, Cpl Dave Fletcher and Cpl Tom Fyvie. Welcome to the family! We also wish to welcome back our returning deployed personnel from HERRICK glad to have you all back safely. FofS Andrea ‘I’m a foreman get me out of here’ Brewington laughing all the way! We ran as 2 teams of 3, the first of which was made up of FofS Andrea ‘I’m a foreman get me out of here’ Brewington, Sgt Richie ‘Nice tights!’ Hill and Sgt Dickie ‘Simon Cowell’ Widdison. The second team included Cpl Darren ‘Daz’ Day, Cpl Richie ‘Do ya like my belly?’ Calladine and LCpl Will ‘Tron’ Darby. ‘Puddle’ is too weak a term for the great expanses of muddied water placed in our path, starting knee deep and quickly becoming deeper, each few sets of which were broken up with cheeky hills and slopes which had many people losing their footing and slipping and sliding to the bottom. Of course, the cameramen, just where you didn’t want them to appear – at the tops of the hills and around the deeper water-obstacles, where they caught every slip and grimace. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 The Regimental event of the year, Ex UNIFIED ENDEAVOUR, was a HUGE hit with the Germany based personnel this year (as every year). Thank you to all those who organised the event and looked after our participants so gracefully. Undoubtedly the highlight of the exercise was the dinner night and the chance to relax, mingle and get to know all of our counterparts in the UK, and soak up plenty of the “spirit” present in the Mess bar. Everyone who took part talked about nothing else for weeks, Sgt Jim Halliday was particularly enthusiastic over his day of participation and had nothing but praise for the accommodation in Blandford. Unfortunately it has been revealed post Ex that those personnel from Germany who deployed on Ex UNIFIED ENDEAVOUR are now out of `walkers hours` and can now only drive to and from locations! The Highlight of the year for the Germany based personnel, the Families Summer BBQ, was a great success, with the weather pulling through at the last moment to ensure a lovely day. Kids were treated to a Bouncy castle and Face painting amongst many other games and activities, giving hard worn parents a chance to sample the `Love Inn` produce in peace. 11 The obligatory quiz, designed especially with kids in mind, was duly won by the table containing most of the “Big Kids” ….. As none of the real kids could remember who Sponge Bob's friend was or which colour Tinky Winky was. The barbeque food tasted particularly good, despite the attempts of our colonial friend and Chef for the day Sgt Chris Foley, with the odd upset stomach being put down to the “salmon mousse” (vague reference to Monty Python there for those who miss it). The local Ops Mafia were in attendance and arranged for Mr ‘Shaggy’ Shenton to win the prize raffle much to the delight of all attendees, and there were absolutely no cries of foul play. A huge thank you to the organisers SSgt YofS Sutton, Sgt Halliday and Cpl Bond whose hard work and imagination gave us all such a fantastic day. Looking forward we prepare to say farewell and stay safe to SSgt Tony Tye, SSgt John Patterson, Sgt Dave Milner and Sgt Jim Halliday who deploy in the coming weeks on HERRICK. We look forward to a busy period in the year with support for Ex RHINO STAFF looming and continued support for BATUK and BATUS. Bde, SSgt (FofS(IS)) ‘Super Danny’ Cooper on promotion internally to WO2 within the DII-D section, SSgt (FofS) Ashok to 225 Sig Sqn and SSgt ‘Stabilisers’ Whittaker to 600 Sig Tp. We wish them all the best in the future and look forward to catching up with them at some point. EXERCISE UNIFIED ENDEVOUR – by Cpl Metcalfe Ex UNIFIED ENDEAVOUR 11 was the unit annual battle camp that was conducted in the form of a Company level exercise, with exercising troops divided into 2 enhanced Platoon formations. We deployed to separate locations in order to conduct Section, Platoon and Company level Basic Close Combat Skills. The main focus was to revise and improve the standard of soldiering skills in the unit. The exercise took place in a little known area called Cardiganistan, which is easily missed on the map but can be found occasionally in Sennybridge Training Area. DII-D – by Cpl Wint The first couple of days were a round robin of training stands that included such wide ranging areas as CIED, a map reading exercise, foreign weapons and radios. There were 2 Patrol Base locations established with personnel from the diverse branches of 15 Sig Regt (IS) working together to provide security to the area. The DII-D team have been kept hard at work for the past few months with a new system being introduced. This new system is due to replace the current J1J4 that is used on Op HERRICK and around the world. After delivery of the system to our “Bunker” in the Land Systems Reference Centre, our team was required to carry out User Acceptance Testing to ensure it can “do what it says on the tin”. During the exercise we experienced various scenarios based on real life situations including a casualty evacuation, where some members of 1 Pl were too weak to lift the casualty (which admittedly may have proved a challenge to most of the British Army). Members of 1 Sect 1 Pl also enjoyed the free phys they received from deploying up the hill from the Patrol Base they were occupying. So, a mere 2 week period was set aside to carry out the relevant scripts. Six months later the final script was signed off, ready for the next phase of testing to begin. SSgt Martin Baldwin ran with the testing, and appears to have acquired a greater percentage of grey hairs over this period. SSgt Ian Fincham showed his Scottish side on numerous occasions as various scripts that should have worked, failed to be completed time after time. After the initial phase of the exercise the troops were all brought in to Farm 5 where they received lessons on survival from some Special Forces types. This was followed by a BBQ prior to receiving orders for the next move, which was a deployment of a few days in sunny Cardiganistan with minimum survival kit. The exercise was wrapped up by a themed dinner night that was enjoyed by all involved, where apparently a 2 can (at a time?) rule was in force. Due to the prolonged period, the majority of the DII-D team have missed the summer sunshine being shut inside staring at computer screens, so we still maintain the pale almost translucent geek image perfectly. Only Sgt Chris Slade and Sgt Daz Morley managed to escape the endless scripts by being deployed out to Op HERRICK. 15 SIG REGT (IS) MAFIOSO CORSHAM VISIT – SSgt (FofS) Griffiths With the final phase of testing nearly completed, the “Geeks” will finally get some winter sun in Afghanistan as the system will be being pushed out into Theatre towards the end of this year; let’s hope they take their factor 50 with them. NETWORKS – by Cpl Metcalfe During the past few months members of Networks Branch have been busy with various tasks which include the continual commitment to provide Deployed Support to Op HERRICK, Ex UNIFIED ENDEAVOUR 11, support to numerous systems within the UK and overseas. There has been a significant turnover of staff within the Branch, and it is welcome to SSgt (FofS) Matt Griffiths, SSgt (FofS) Bikal and SSgt (FofS (IS)) ‘Tell-Me-A’ Storey who have all recently completed their respective courses and Sgt McIntosh who joins us from HQ SOinC. We have also bid a sad farewell to WO1 (FofS) ‘Mindy’ Ind who leaves the team bound for 2 Sig Bde and an attempt at the LECB, WO2 (FofS) ‘Scotty’ Thomas who is off to 7 Armed 12 It was decided that after all the hard work of the vast numbers of supervisors in 15 Sig Regt (IS) (including seemingly a significant percentage of FofS within the Corps), that an educational day out had been well and truly earned. Capt ‘Billy Bagpipes’ Wardrope kindly hosted a group of likeminded individuals at the ‘new and improved’ (unless you have a car or hope there are signs to direct you anywhere) ’Corsham ‘Basil Hill’ site. Presentations were given by Capt Wardrope on current and future projects being run by ISS Core HERRICK Team, and by SSgt (FofS(IS)) ‘Scratch’ Record in the new GOSCC building. All those attending received a far more thorough insight into what actually takes place at the other end of the telephone when escalating faults and issues, and also gained greater appreciation of the work that goes on in these organisation supporting operations and exercises in the UK and worldwide. No educational day out would not be complete without retiring to a suitable venue to discuss the lessons learned throughout the visit, and SSgt (FofS) ‘Petey’ Fraser commendably ensured that one of the finest local establishments was found for this purpose. Discussions went on for several hours until every detail of the visit had been thoroughly dissected, before it was time to return to Blandford. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 NEWS FROM TRAINING OC SSM 2 ARMY TRAINING REGIMENT ATC PIRBRIGHT Maj S V D Hargreaves WO2 (SSM) L Jones With 4 out of the 5 Tps in training, there has been little time for any members of the Sqn to get away on courses, military or otherwise. The main event within the establishment over the last month was the Cpls’ mess function, which thanks to Cpl Louis Simpkins was a resounding success. The new Sqn OC, Maj Hargreaves, has now settled into life at ATC(P), embracing all aspects of the training environment. Congratulations needs to be extended to our illustrious SSM, WO2 L Jones, who gained a Commander in Chief certificate for Meritorious Service - an extremely prestigious award. THE JNCOS’ MESS SUMMER FUNCTION 2011 – by Cpl Lee Elliott The summer function is always an eagerly anticipated event in any Mess’ calendar and for the members of the JNCOs’ Mess at Army Training Centre Pirbright this year was no exception. As always, planning for such an event would be a mammoth task and this year the responsibility for the arrangement of the event was given to Cpl Louis Simpkins from 1 (Fowler) Sqn. To assist him in the planning and execution of the Summer Function he had an elite band of merry men (and women) from across the Centre to assist him: Cpl Holly Percivil, Bdr Vinny Pulham and Cpl Rai. The first order of business for the organisers was to decide what the theme should be. The JNCOs’ Mess is easily the largest Mess in the Centre with well over 250 members. These members include, Section Commanders from across all 3 Regts, Gym Staff, Med Centre staff, QM’s Department and NCOs from every dark and dingy corner of the Centre who only seem to appear when the promise of a party is mentioned. All members come from various different capbadges across the Army, all with diverse expectations of what a Mess function should encompass. Many ideas were canvassed to the members of the Mess and the overwhelming feeling was that something with a relaxed atmosphere should be the order of the day. The date for the function had already been decided as 2nd July 2011, which would be the weekend after the world famous Glastonbury Festival. With this in mind, it was decided that the Mess would take its inspiration Sqn Cpls in their festival gear! THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 from this legendary event and have a festival themed summer function. Planning for the occasion started early in the year with the committee encountering the normal problems that crop up when organising a function on a large scale. The primary constraint, as always, was the budget. The committee needed to ensure that everyone would be entertained for the entire evening. Obviously at a festival there should be live music, but would this be enough to keep the finicky members of the Mess entertained? This quandary required the committee members to think outside the box and draw inspiration from other festivals that they themselves had visited in the past, whilst still working within the constraints of the budget. Over the next few months the committee, under the leadership of Cpl Simpkins went through the rigmarole of booking bands and other entertainment, catering companies to feed the 200 guests that would attend the event, buying prizes for the raffle and decorations that would give the Mess a festival feel as well as many other things. Just as everything seemed to be going to plan a band would cancel due to a prior engagement or a catering company would drop out due to other commitments. All of these things ensured that Cpl Simpkins and the other committee members really earned that much sought ‘extra line’ on their SJAR. Nevertheless, as the date drew closer everything seemed to be coming together. One thing that had escaped the attention of the committee was a name for the event. No one could come up with a name that seemed appropriate for the festival. Then, one night over a pint in the Mess after a particularly difficult day of training new recruits, Cpl ‘Airborne Mitch’ Mitchell came up with the name SCREWFEST. The name proved to be popular with everyone who was in the bar at the time, (whose judgement may have been impaired after a few pints) and the name was immediately adopted. A day or 2 before SCREWFEST with everything booked, there only remained the relatively minor tasks of setting up some tentage and a stage. With over 200 people down to attend the event it seemed that these tasks would take no more than an hour or 2 on the Friday before the event if everyone chipped in. However, as always seems to happen when some tents need putting up, everyone had a ‘lesson to do’ or a ‘fast ball from the SSM’, which somehow meant that they couldn’t 13 lend their assistance. So these final odd jobs fell to those of us who knew how grumpy Cpl Simpkins would be if we didn’t help him out in the preparation of the venue. In all, a handful of Cpls from 1 (Fowler) Sqn helped out with the final groundwork. Cpl Kenny Kentgens and Cpl Jeff Jefferies helped by putting up tents, Cpl Phil Pacey drove the forklift and moved Portaloos to give that authentic festival atmosphere and Cpl Bret Verth stood around drinking a can of cider and offering ‘encouragement’. These ‘final odd jobs’ took these heroic volunteers until the following afternoon to complete (one hour before the event started). Notwithstanding the final exertion and the lack of assistance from the remaining Mess members the night was a resounding success. Approximately 200 guests attended the event. Two live bands, Indie Patrol and Version, who played a mixture of covers and their own songs, entertained the guests. When the bands were taking a break a live DJ stepped in to carry on the entertainment. Whilst this was going on a magician regaled the attendees with card tricks and fire eating. There was also a ‘bungee run’ and ‘bucking bronco’ for anyone who was feeling energetic. The revellers were fed by a burger van and ice cream van, both of which added to the festival mood. There was the obligatory raffle draw which included some amazing prizes such as tents, sleeping bags and iPods. Everyone who attended dressed in line with the theme, many people could be seen wearing straw hats and wellies. Some took it upon themselves to come in fancy dress. Overall, everyone who attended enjoyed the night and had nothing but high praise for the efforts that Cpl Simpkins and the other members of the committee had put in to making this years JNCOs’ Mess Summer Function a total triump. As expected, when it came to tidying up the mess and packing away the tents everyone had ‘prior engagements’! EXERCISE SOLDIER’S SPIRIT – by Rct Knight and Rct Somerfield Our first night out comprised of many new experiences and it felt like it was the real kick-off to Phase 1 training after a week of administration and introductions. We firstly marched up to the range and had a lesson on ear defence, the different types and when to use them i.e. prolonged noises or loud bangs. We then experienced such ‘loud bangs’ on the live firing demonstration where we were introduced to the SA80 and Light Support Weapon. We learnt that the SA80 would be our personal weapon and we would begin lessons the following week in preparation for the much anticipated Weapon Handling Test and range practices. The Tp next observed a pyrotechnics demonstration of trip flares, smoke grenades, firing blank rounds and what they simulated when used on exercises e.g. smoke grenades are used for signalling, road side explosions and cover. Everything was becoming a bit more surreal, made more so by the next lesson, setting up ponchos! Using bungees and tent pegs we were shown how to erect ponchos as a shelter by 2 tree trunks. A helpful shelter that provides cool shade from the hot sun and dry conditions when raining, therefore good hygiene and morale! It also acts as good camouflaged protection from enemy sightings. We learnt both the A-frame and lean-to positions and it wasn’t long before we were putting up our own. I found this interesting because I love being out in fields at home, fishing and hunting. Our next lesson was about the essential need to keep clean and in good order whilst in the field and the detrimental effects if we didn’t. Also things you don’t normally have to think about such as drinking water and going to the toilet. The last lesson demonstrated cooking in the field. I was amazed at how good and varied the meals and snacks were inside the ration packs. Using our newly issued mess tins we were shown how to use ‘hexi’ blocks and the cooker. It was also explained that due to occasional difficulties in re-supply £10 or $10 is issued in each ration pack in case you need to purchase local food and that if there wasn’t any money in ration packs we should see the Tp Sgt……..some people did…….!! The Tps then put it all into practice: making the harbour, cooking the food and sleeping with a bit of sentry duty. I was on stag at about 0140 and me and 2 others had to patrol the boundaries of the harbour and provide protection to the Tp. We awoke relatively early and washed, shaved and cooked breakfast with our newly learnt skills. We moved on to a few team tasks which got us working together and whilst we were tired. Ex SOLDIER’S SPIRIT was a great taster and was a useful insight into what fieldcraft is all about. Next time I would imagine we would need to be more disciplined and aware but needless to say it was good fun! 11th (ROYAL SCHOOL OF SIGNALS) SIGNAL REGIMENT BLANDFORD CO RSM Lt Col J A L Vosper WO1 (RSM) M Yendell ARMY WATER POLO CHAPIONSHIPS REPORT – by WO2 (SSM) Love First of all our Phase 2 Soldiers nominated to play from the Harrogate Cup where either posted or going through PNCO. Giving myself a headache to drum up support from the wider Regt which was not an easy task, but eventually I scraped a team together to travel to Aldershot. Nine teams turned up split between 2 Pools of 5 and 4 teams. The draw was made and 11 (RSS) Sig Regt where in Pool 2 with 4 teams. Our first game was a baptism of fire with a scratch team playing together for the first time. Surprisingly we beat 1 SCOTS 6-0 and set a benchmark for others to follow. The second game would be a stiffer challenge, 11 Trg Bn (REME). Yet again the team played like a team and listened to instruction ‘keep it simple and mark tight’ job done, another 6-0 victory. Having had lunch and 2 games under our belt rumbles of semi finals 14 spread between the team, not to temp fate we had one more game to secure it and quashed any unnecessary chit chat. Capt Anderson WO1 Gutteridge WO2 (SSM) Love Capt/Coach WO2 (SMI) Stowell SSgt Lee Sgt Buckingham Sgt Lamonby Cpl Farrow Cpl Smith Cpl Morley Third game an unknown quantity JT CBRN. We had never seen them before and did not recognise anyone within their team. A hard game followed, but eventually we beat them 1-2. It was the reality call the team needed which put feet back firmly back on the ground. Meanwhile in Pool One RMAS were romping ahead and qualified for the semis with ease while 30 Sig Regt narrowly, by goal difference, reserved their place in the semis as our next opponents. In the Semi Final 30 Sig Regt were a one man band, Maj Griffiths. We knew we had to mark him tight and the game was ours. SSgt Lee/WO2 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 Stowell where both in charge of wrecking his chance of victory and we beat them convincingly 6-1. RMAS were also victors against JT CBRN. In the final. having watched and analysed the opposition, they had 4 major players who where bossing their opponents. The team talk was about the importance of putting our chances away and marking tight; the essence of any ball game. The team were outstanding and they pushed and pulled RMAS into submission at half time 2-1 up. After a quick change of tactics we scored another 2 goals, RMAS heads dropped and when the final whistle went we were 4-1 winners. 11 (RSS) Sig Regt graciously took the title for the third time in as many years as Army Champions. Players Special mentions to Sgt Buckingham (Cable Systems, Goal Keeper) and WO1 Gutteridge (Defender) both regrettably will be playing their polo out in civilian street very very shortly thank you both. A personal thanks for all the years you both supported me and the Corps in the Inter Corps and Army level polo. 1 (OUSTON) SQUADRON OC SSM Maj M Moulton CD WO2 (SSM) D Foster SQUADRON UPDATE – by Capt Surje Gurung As we now look forward to the August training break, without a doubt, the first 6 months of 2011 has been extremely busy for the Sqn. We are beginning to see some extremely positive outcomes and the OC is genuinely impressed with the enthusiasm, dedication and innovation day in day out from Sqn personnel. The visit of the new COS went very well. It proved a perfect opportunity for the key Sqn personnel to meet him, and notably, the OC to brief him on our achievements to date and future challenges that lie ahead. He was very impressed with how well we have continued to deliver training and the change we intend to implement in the year to come. All ranks are now looking forward to the August training break and the momentum gained in the first half of the training year shows no signs of letting up. With more Sqn Quick Wins to achieve, mainly conduct of HGV Courses in Blandford, Functional Skills Course Pilot, ITBR/ITUR Confirmatory Field Exercises and ELUR (e-Learning and Rationalisation) including Formal Instructor Evaluation and Professional Development, it is obvious that the Sqn will face another hectic second half of the training year. Elsewhere in the Sqn, we would like to congratulate Sgt ‘Mozzy’ Parkes and his wife Gaynor on the birth of Isaac William on 4 July, offer our massive thanks to Sgt ‘Molly’ Molyneux, a top quality instructor and all round top bloke, who has moved to 2 Sig Regt since June 11, and wish a speedy recovery to Sgt Govinda Gurung, who recently had knee operation and is currently on sick leave. Ready for the next lesson On arrival at Netheravon Camp we were greeted by 2 qualified parachuting instructors who broke the group down into 2 syndicates before commencing with the required ground training. Throughout the next 6 hours participants were subjected to wearing bright orange jumpsuits with yellow helmets whilst learning the fundamental characteristics of how to safely plummet towards the ground at high speeds. This consisted of multiple lessons, to include everything from operating the kit itself to hanging around in suspended harnesses to practise reserve drills. The lesson on jumping and rolling around on the padded floor to simulate hard landings began to hit home when one unfortunate experienced skydiver had to be airlifted to hospital after breaking both his legs upon landing whilst in view of a large crowd. This unfortunate event really aided Sig Morris who was already turning white with anxiety, however training had to continue. Once all participants were ready for action and Sig Akhator’s magical mind of endless questions had been exhausted the time was upon us to don our kit and head to the flight line. There was a sea of orange around the small seating area as the first syndicate of 12 nervous Phase 2 soldiers boosted each others confidence with banter and jokes about the dangers and hazards one might incur if things do not go as planned. At this high point of adrenaline the Senior Instructor in charge of the drop zone announced that the winds were too high for trainee parachutists and that there was a temporary hold in place. This did not change as the remainder of the day became a waiting game of hope whilst watching the wind sock flutter as consistent gusts of wind prevented the soldiers from jumping. As the evening approached a command decision was made and morale was rescued by a walk down to the local bar for some beverages and an evening meal before retiring back to the accommodation. EXERCISE OUSTON SKIES – Cpl Griffiths On Saturday 23 July at 0645, 20 adrenaline fuelled Phase 2 soldiers from 1 (Ouston) Sqn boarded a coach ready for their adventure to Netheravon Camp. Ex OUSTON SKIES was planned to be a 1 day first jump course designed to provide all participants with an insight into the sport of parachuting and to highlight potential for further progression by taking part in ground training followed by a solo decent from an aircraft at approximately 3,500ft. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 Sig Pain forgets to tighten his leg straps properly 15 The next morning was fresh and calm so we headed up to the hangar for refresher training. Morale was high and the anxiety was rising until the evil windsock decided to spring into action once again as the wind picked up. Sunday 24 July consisted of many cups of tea and waiting around through numerous weather problems. By mid afternoon the Ex came to its conclusion as our joyful coach driver Cpl Milne turned up for a cup of tea and a sandwich before loading all kit onto the transport and heading back to Blandford Camp. Due to safety reasons unfortunately none of the exercise participants had the chance to jump this time but were all presented with their training record cards and a jump ticket ready for their next attempt. All in all the weekend was enjoyed by all and a brilliant insight into the sport. It has also prepared these 20 Phase 2 soldiers mentally and physically to take part in a decent from 3,500ft, now it’s a waiting game for weather conditions to improve. Come on Blue Skies! CABLE SYSTEM SECTION UPDATE – by SSgt Sankey A busy time in Cable Systems with gains and losses a plenty! Firstly everyone would like to express a fond farewell to Sgt Craig Buckingham, a true gent who will be missed by all (the leaving do in Newquay was quality!). Craig has decided to part from Army life after 12 years service and has landed himself a job in Sydney, Australia, so good luck to you, Caz, Lara and Leo! The Section has had a couple of new members join with several more coming and going in the coming months. Welcome to Sgt ‘Alfie’ Garnett and Cpl ‘Leroy’ Thewlis. Lots of changes are in play in CSS with changes to the ITBR (Inst Tech) course to bring the trade forward into the 21st Century, a case of out with the old and in with the new is receiving a great reception across all levels. A final contextualised training exercise will be up and running by October with ITBR 10/004 doing a lot of ground work during their course to prepare themselves and future courses in piecing all the modularised training together. To assist us in our quest for change we welcome SSgt Micky Lake, the first of many to fill the slot as SSgt in TDT SOinC group and thus finally completing the link between training and the field Army. Expect a busy time Micky, there’s lots coming your way! As always our instructors cover all areas of soldiering from trade to sports and basic soldiering skills for the Phase 2s aiding the Sqn development. Cpl Mark Griffiths recently led Ex OUSTON SKIES, reported above. We have had to cancel course ITBR 11/003 as there are too many Signallers in the Inst Tech trade, which should have left a small gap in training. BATTLEAXE TROOP OC SSgt Capt N Flavelle SSgt C Challand BLANDFORD GARRISON MUSIC CLUB– by Cpl Taletawa The music club was formed after seeing the amount of music instruments in student’s lockers on block inspections. A few of us permanent staff got together and thought up the idea of starting the music club again. The original club was defunct so we tried to salvage any leftover kit. Luckily we found a sound system, amps, and a bass guitar. With this kit plus our own personal kit a few of us started getting together for jam sessions. It was then we thought about getting other interested people in, so our flyers went out and before we know it we had all sorts of characters turning up from wannabe Eminem’s to Pink! We did not have any kit to cater for this influx but we managed to organise ourselves around taking turns in singing on the one mic and when the power amps and speakers decided to work with us. As we got settled as a club and identified our band and various performers we started organising a grand launch for our club. On rehearsals we started weeding out acts that were either offensive or worse, out of tune! We had to work out a 2hr set list, thus the need to scrutinise the acts. The evening before the performance we were given an opportunity for a live rehearsal down at the Dolphin Club in town organised by Ben Taylor. Nerves started showing as soon as it was mentioned on rehearsals, now it sunk in that we were going to play in front of total strangers! Excuses such as ‘I’ve lost my voice’, ‘I don’t sing in front of people’, I fainted last time I did this’ were soon flying in. We managed to solve all those issues and the gig down town went smoothly. The next day we had our grand launch and it was a great success with a full house. It was a rare moment because we had Phase 2’s, upgraders and Permanent Staff of all ranks happily mingling and socialising together. The night was a success in that we had more people turning up for the weekly sessions. The club is a mixture of Phase 2s and permanent staff from the Regtl 2IC, Maj McCorry, RCMO Capt Topps to our number 1 fan, RSM Yendell. We also have dependents coming in which is really good. The club is now into its 11th month running and we keep getting more people coming in all the time. Some simply turn up to listen while others turn up to learn to play new instruments. The club runs on Tuesdays and Thursdays every week. On Tuesday it’s for anyone wanting to learn to play instruments (mostly drums!!) and Thursdays are However due to our ‘go get ‘em’ attitude and willingness to help we have filled the void with bespoke fibre and copper courses for 81 Sig Sqn (V), 16 Sig Regt, 228 Sig Sqn and even the Royal Navy! The biggest disappointment for the Section and the Corps at present is the imminent loss of the Lineman aspect of the Driver Lineman Storeman. The longest standing trade in the Corp has finally come to an end. The introduction of a new style Basic Signalling skill shall come into play and line aspects will be covered by all trade groups to cover the gap. There will still be plenty of Linemen at heart to keep up the traditions for a few years yet though! Summer in Blandford makes it all worthwhile! 16 The club band entertains revellers at the Sergeants’ Mess Summer Function THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 practice sessions for any gigs. Since the launch we have been invited to play in various Sqn functions like Christmas and summer events. We also played in the Sergeants’ Mess Summer function this year which garnered great reviews! We have some more bookings which we are rehearsing and prepping for as this article goes to print. So in all the formation of the music club has been a superb success. We have started from nothing and today we are still performing with the salvaged kit! Application for funding for new kit is in the pipeline. There are a lot of players in the formation and running of this club and they deserve our heartfelt thanks for their support. We will be a year old next month so a birthday gig is already being organised. The club is open to everyone on course, Permanent Staff and dependants. So to everyone coming down to Blandford feel free to pop in and see what’s on offer. As the saying goes, ‘if music is the food of love, play on!’ 2 (CATTERICK) SQUADRON OC SSM we RV’d back at the start point and managed to throw a boil in the bag meal and dessert down our necks before we set out for the night navigation phase of the exercise. I set out 3 checkpoints for the night nav and wandered between the 3 of them to keep an eye out for lost Phase 2s! Maintaining light discipline at the checkpoint soon became useless as the first pair of Phase 2s came walking over the hill with their Gucci head torches making it look as if a 747 was on its final approach to the checkpoint! By midnight unbelievably all soldiers had returned and we all got our head down ready for the next day’s activities. At various points during the next 6 hours till reveille I was woken by either Cpl Lawton’s snoring or 2Lt Mitchell’s dog snoring or a tag team double act from the 2 of them! After a boil in the bag porridge from the new rat packs for breakfast and a wash and shave we got ready to move to Bramley training area. Maj J C Maynard MBE WO2 (SSM) S Riste SQUADRON UPDATE – by Capt K Bilney Another issue already! The Sqn has been as busy as ever with summer parties, sporting competitions and the much welcomed summer leave period. Training of the Phase 2 soldiers is a busy and time consuming process with the Permanent Staff conducting syndicate training during the week and exercises, as described by Sgt Surendra in his article, on a regular basis. Elsewhere in the Sqn, the usual round of postings in and out have continued and the Sqn have bid farewell to WO2 (SSM) Fraser who has moved to Edinburgh UOTC as a PSI, SSgt (YofS) Nicky Lyons who is moving the great distance to Scotton Hall, SSgt (FofS) Sundar who has moved to 3 Div, Sgt Williamson who has moved to HQ SOinC (A) as part of CSD Networks and SSgt Shapre who finally persuaded Glasgow to let him go back to 14 Sig Regt (EW). We wish a warm welcome to lots of new faces, including Capt Terry Harrison and SSgt Stu Welton, as the new Iron Tp management team, SSgt (FofS) Si Hurst and SSgt (YofS) P Thurston as part of SHQ and Cpl McGinley as a new Tp Cpl. It is with a sad heart we report that there has been a sudden death amongst the 2 Sqn instructional team, Mr Peter Garside passed away on Friday 29 July. He was a highly respected member of the Sqn and will have touched the lives of many of the soldiers within the Corps. We send our love and condolences to the family. EXERCISE CATTERICK COMPASS - by Cpl ‘Foggy’ Fogg On 30 July 2011 half of CEUR10/011 (including Cpl Stevie Lawton, LCpl ‘Fletch’ Fletcher and LCpl ‘Spare Parts’ Bright) along with Capt Terrance Harrison, 2Lt McGrath, 2Lt Mitchell (plus dog) SSgt Welton and Cpl Hawkes prepared to take a fresh batch of Phase 2 soldiers on to Ex Catterick Compass. This is the first of the summative exercises conducted by 2 Sqn that the Phase 2 Comm Sys Ops complete after arriving at Blandford. After a relatively late start in exercise terms (0730), we loaded onto coaches, MAN trucks, minibuses and Rovers, and made our way to Salisbury Plain Training Area (SPTA). On arrival at SPTA we dumped our bergan’s and split up into our sections. We then had 7 hours to navigate between 13 check points spread out over the training area whilst completing a variety of command tasks and challenges along the way. The Phase 2 soldiers took it in turns to lead a leg, and had to follow a bearing to the next check point. At 2000 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 Ropey Situation At Bramley training area the Phase 2 soldiers took part in a number of command tasks as well as getting the chance to get some rounds down the clay pigeon range. The Phase 2 soldiers all commented that they had enjoyed themselves on the exercise and that they had learned a great deal in terms of navigation due the way the training was delivered. So we all got back in our modes of transport and made the trip back to Blandford Camp for a quick turn round of kit. 2 SQUADRON SUMMER FUNCTION – by Cpl Hawkes This month Rhino Tp were given the task of organising the summer function for the Sqn, an amazing medieval themed The Executioners 17 night was organised. A spit roast pig was the food, with the head being presented to the OC Sqn Maj Maynard on the top table including the obligatory apple in it’s mouth. A photo corner was set up where people could get their photos taken with suits of armour, stocks or live birds of prey. The birds of prey were kindly donated for the evening from an animal sanctuary in Poole and they really added some authenticity to the evening. with the troops being put to the test when they came under attack. Once we were settled into the rotation patrol orders were delivered by the Tp Comd, I delivered my orders to my section and was getting ready for deployment when Maj Maynard MBE and WO2 Riste came to visit the ex and accompanied the patrol. We came under attack and casualties were sustained, but our care under fire and casualty evacuation drills were very good and we still successfully took the enemy position. The Birds Apple bobbing, Connect 4 and Jenga were there for the troops to compete against each other and a lot of hilarity was had to see a knight trying to beat Robin Hood at apple bobbing. Once the food had finished and the main hall was cleared the raffle was drawn with a number of prizes being won, from an iPod to music download vouchers. After the raffle the evening then entered into the very unmedieval mosh pit with the music being supplied by Cpl Taletawa’s music club and a solo from LCpl Ben Taylor. EXERCISE CATTERICK CULMINATION 29 – 30 JUL 11 – by Sgt Surendra Ex CATTERICK CULMINATION took place over the period 29 – 31 Jul 2011 on the Blandford Training Area around the FOB Thorpe AOR. The Ex was organised and conducted by Beaufighter Tp and takes place every 6 weeks as part of syndicate training package for Phase 2 Soldiers under Training (SuTs). The aim of the ex was to further develop each individual soldier’s personal administration under field conditions, Battle Space awareness, individual battle skills, BCD and IED drills and confirm syndicate training through summative testing. The Exercising SuTs consisted of CSBR 10/024, CSBR 10/025 and 10/026 courses. I went on the ex as a section commander of 2 Section, one of the 6 sections deployed. This was a good opportunity for me to enhance Basis Close Combat Skills (BCCS) in preparation for my Part 1 CLM. The exe started with deployment orders delivered by Tp Comd and Ops Offr. As soon as the orders were delivered and the scenario set, battle preparation began in earnest which included issuing of the necessary kit and rations. After final confirmatory checks and rehearsals, we moved off on foot towards the FOB Thorpe carrying all our personal kit. Once Relief In Place (RIP) was conducted and FOB Thorpe occupied, the Tp went into a Synchronisation Matrix which consisted of 3 cycles, security and defence of the FOB, QRF and patrols which were to be covered by 2 sections per cycle. Change over of each cycle took place every four hours. My section, alongside 1 Section, went straight into security and defence of the FOB after the initial clearance patrol returned. The task involved manning the sangars and VCP, 18 The gang As we were rolling through the Sync Matrix, The FOB came under multiple IDF and small arms attacks; scenarios included multiple casualties with different natures of wounds and injuries. It proved to be a challenge as every single person was put to the test in all disciplines, first aider, rifleman, radioman or commander. As expected, the drills got sharper the more the troops practised. Endex was called on the morning of 31 Jul 11 and after a debrief and FOB turnaround procedures, we moved back to the camp on foot. The ex was very useful as it is based on the Contemporary Operational Environment (COE). The majority if not all SuTs had not found themselves in such a scenario before and is an excellent way to introduce them to the realities of operations. For me this ex was extremely useful as I got to practice all drills and skills as well as my command and control. Overall, a fantastic package and I hope Beaufighter Tp keep delivering the same standard of training in future. 3 (HARROGATE) SQUADRON OC SSM Maj M Solomons MBE A/SSM SSgt M Turner FREEDOM OF SWANAGE PARADE ON ARMED FORCES DAY - by Cpl Hill and LCpl Tinsley On Saturday 25 June members from all 3 squadrons of 11 (RSS) Sig Regt gathered in Swanage to exercise its freedom THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 of the town and march through it with bayonets fixed. We were also carrying the handle from the stretcher used for the first casualty in Afghanistan, which has been used in charity events all over the world. The trip began nice and early, as they always do when you have to work on a Saturday! The journey from Blandford took about 45 minutes, where we went to the local football club car park to practise all the last minute details and iron out any problems of which there were very few. About an hour later, the CO, 2 I/C, RSM and OC Sqns arrived and we were almost ready to go. After the compulsory photos and a quick pep talk, we set off on the march to the town which took us down by the sea front and past the Mayor who took the salute. We then marched through the town centre and up to a park where there were several stands set up by the Corps’ Recruiting Team and other departments within the Regt to showcase some of the Royal Signals capabilities. There were also stands set up by the locals, with food and most important of all, there was the beer tent! There were also some veterans that had bought along some classic military vehicles for the kids to climb all over. Once we were in the park the CO made a presentation to the Mayor on behalf of the Regt. We were then free to enjoy the day, our 2 free beers and the painfully long line for the BBQ. After an hour in the park, some decided to venture into town for the obligatory “cultural visit” to the pub, which was appreciated. 3 (Harrogate) Sqn then went on a genuine visit to the local RNLI station where we learned all about the efforts of the local rescue teams and got to play on their boat and have all our questions answered by a guru of the lifeboat world. After that the Sqn went up to the Swanage Branch of the Royal British Legion where we were welcomed by former Ulster Tp OC, Frank Roberts and another free beer. After a long day and night, 3 Sqn made the short journey back to Blandford because we had to do it all over again the next day with the veterans. So on the Sunday we started all over again but with a bit of a later start, which was appreciated after the night before. The Sqn marched the same route as the day before, but this time we were marching with the local veterans and attended a church service after the parade. After the service and a nice break from the heat, the church had put on some tea and biscuits for us along with music from their local band which made for a great way to finish the weekend. The Regt thanks the people of Swanage and everyone who took part in making us feeling very welcome and for their kind words of support for all the Armed Forces. CO 11 (RSS) Sig Regt presenting the Major of Swanage with a memento of the occasion THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 EXERCISE HARROGATE ADVENTURE Over the period 1 – 3 July members of 3 (Harrogate) Sqn Permanent Staff and Phase 3 Upgraders deployed on Ex HARROGATE ADVENTURE which is a bi-annual adventurous training package. Organised by Cpl Jimee of Ulster Tp, 14 personnel went to Thorney Island, near Portsmouth, for 2 days of water sports comprising of windsurfing and dinghy sailing. We left Blandford on Friday evening for the short drive to Thorney Island. On arrival, Cpl Jimee and LCpl Tolok (the advance party) had sorted out all of our accommodation and recce’d the local area so all we had to do was grab a bed and then we had a small team building session in the local vicinity. In the local pub for local people we were actually made to feel very welcome and a good night was had by all. The next morning we had a bit of a lie-in as the briefings and training would not commence until 0900. Firstly we had the mandatory Health and Safety brief and then we split down into 2 groups. Group 1 were the windsurfing group and group 2 were the dinghy sailing group. After a couple of hours dry land training, kit issue and waiting for the tide to come in, we were finally set loose on the water. The dinghy sailors managed pretty quickly to get to grips with sailing in a straight line, tacking, coming about, capsizing etc and it was not too long before LCpl Graham Cockburn thought that he was a member of the Royal Signals Dinghy Display Team and would aim his boat at everyone else’s and see how close he could come to hitting them. For the most part he was very accurate and actually did hit other boats, and people, and windsurfers. Towards the end of the session we paired up on the dinghies and had some races. These races also seemed to include becoming pirates and boarding other people’s dinghies, deliberately capsizing them or throwing people overboard. Anything to win, but ultimately there were no winners as everyone gave up in the end! As for the windsurfing on the first day, this group did really well. It only took maybe 30 minutes for the likes of Cpl Jimee to really catch some wind and set off. Unfortunately he did not know how to stop or turn and promptly proceeded to sail right out of our designated area and in amongst all the yachts that were berthed. Eventually he fell in and had to wait for the safety boat to come and give him a lift back to shore. Once we had finished for the day and got all of the kit sorted out, the Gurkhas built a fire and made a delicious curry. They also made some home made chilli sauce and told us that it was pretty mild. ‘Yeah right’. There were huge plans afoot to go out into Pompey on the Saturday night, watch the David Haye fight and paint the town red. What we did do was under estimate how hard the day’s activities were and we were all shattered and tucked up in bed by midnight. Bunch of Cinderella’s. Well, all of us apart from Party Boys Cpl Dutch Holland and LCpl Daz Kott who we did not see until 6am the next morning. SSgt Skene and other members of 3 (Harrogate) Sqn 19 On the second day the groups swapped over and tried the other activity. The wind had picked up a bit from the previous day making things a bit more exciting and wet but this just added to the fun. Just ask LCpl Craig Ancliff who spend most of the morning strung up in his dinghy’s rigging and swearing a lot. Ultimately, the guys at Thorney Island provided us with an excellent weekend package which was both fun and relaxing at the same time and I am sure the Troop will return soon. SWANAGE HALF MARATHON – by Sig Constable On 16 July 2011 the Sqn took part in the Swanage Half Marathon, a testing course that starts at Swanage Bay and runs through the very undulating Purbeck hills. Bright eyed and bushy tailed everyone was up early to collect their race numbers and get some much needed breakfast before tackling the notoriously hilly 13.1 miles. This year the whole of the Sqn took part in the race including SHQ Maj Solomons, Capt McGrane and SSgt Turner. We were running for “Heroes Haven Swanage”, a new charity that was formed in March 2010 whose aim is to provide a specially adapted log cabin for the use of all disabled service personnel injured on tour and their families. A swarm of blue Sqn t-shirts invaded the start line all raring to go. At 0930 the horn went off, most of 3 Sqn bolted forward, unaware of the challenging course ahead. Several miles in and with many calf burning hills already covered, the Sqn really showed their physical endurance and mental strength to tackle the long and arduous course. Many team members took this challenge very seriously and Sig Lee was the first member of the Sqn to finish with a very respectable time of 1 hr 29 mins. PNCO CLM 11/003 PNCO CLM 11/003 was the last course before summer leave for both the students and instructors. The enthusiasm and drive was prominent from the start with all students potentially leaving Blandford before the summer period. Some students stood out from the start, namely Sigs Witts and Baxter who were strong in every aspect. The course as a whole was strong with every student completing it. This is largely down to the syndicate training they do throughout the working week within their Sqns which has had a positive impact on the troops attending. After this course it was a busy period for the instructors to do courses they needed. Cpl Hickman was on his AASAA course to gain his Method Of Instruction (MOI). Cpl Bhesh was loaded on his Class 1 and then sent on his AABTAC in preparation for his move into the BCCS team. Sgt Fitzsimmons completed his SCLM, before departing on his ASLS (mandatory for all Phase 1 and 2 instructors). Sgt Dambar then went across to help with the ETT live firing exercise, Ex CULLEN ENDEAVOUR. Cpl Howard organised Ex SMALL SOLDIERS with the help Cpl Harris, Cpl Rork and LCpl Hall. This Ex was designed for the children of Downlands School based on a “look at life” experience of their serving parents. The ex comprised of numerous activities over 2 days and was aimed at children aged 8 – 10. The activities were an obstacle course, weapons lesson, cam and concealment, grenade throwing (water bombs), drill and equipment lesson. Both the pupils and teachers of Downlands School fully participated in all activities and thoroughly enjoyed the experience. 3 (Harrogate) Sqn ready to go! 4 (MILITARY TRAINING) SQUADRON 4 SQUADRON SQMS DEPARTMENT NEWS OC SSM The Sqn would like to welcome Miss Clare McKenzie and Cpl ‘Bart’ Simpson to the SQMS department from Bovington and 16 Sig Regt respectfully. The department is in the fortunate position of being up to full manpower and is taking full advantage of this during the busy period of getting the quarterly inspections completed. The SQMS, SSgt (PM) Jimmy Scott, who double hats as the Corps Pipe Major, recently took 5 of the Corps pipers out to Denmark with the Corps Band. This was in support of the annual Ringrider Festival in the town of Sonderborg and is supported each year by a British Military Band. Maj D Ashton WO2 (SSM) Butler POTENTIAL NON-COMMISIONED OFFICER CLM (PNCO) – by Cpl Howard PNCO is a mandatory course for all Signallers selected for promotion to LCpl. This course develops both command and leadership skills of individuals, with all those attending being assessed in various roles as a 2 I/C. It has been all change within the PNCO Trg Team, with the Departure of SSgt Corcoran and Sgt ‘The Admin’ Cuthbert. SSgt Watson took over as the SSI PNCO with an internal move from SCTT, Sgt Fitzsimmons took over SI arriving from 216 (PARA) Sig Sqn. 20 The 20 hour bus ride from Blandford was emotional, but worth it. The programme was a busy one for the 6 days the THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 pipers were there. There were performances every day starting from 0800hrs and going on until 2300hrs on some days. The weather was not the best with heavy rain and thunderstorms on the first couple of days, but this soon made way for sunshine and high temperatures, neither of which are good for pipers and bagpipes! The pipers returned back to Blandford with reddened faces from the sun, sore feet from the street marches and lighter wallets from the Danish beer prices! The tour however, was a resounding success with the music produced being received very well by the locals. The Corps Pipes and Drums perform worldwide year in year out and offers fantastic opportunities for personnel interested in piping and highland drumming. Membership is open to all serving Officers and Soldiers, Regular and TA, irrespective of experience. Interested personnel should contact the Pipe Major on 94371 2986. EXERCISE TRAINING TROOP OC SSgt 2Lt R Simpson SSgt Tirtha NEWS FROM ETT – by Cpl Chris Nichol At long last, a gap in the calendar for both Soldier Training and Command Training meant that the Tp as a whole could deploy, once again, but this time on adventure training! The venue was not unsurprisingly Okehampton, the venue of last year’s adventures which was a welcome relief for Cpl ‘Webby’ Webster as the Admin board needed little alteration from last year’s jaunt. The sun shone brightly as the troops assembled on a warm Monday morning in largely sensible regalia and even LCpl ‘Squeak’ White had somewhat sensible attire, as opposed to his norm of Gothic uniform. The journey from Blandford to Okehampton was mainly uneventful and the MT would have been thrilled with the driving ability of Cpl ‘Miss Daisy’ Beal, whose attempts to slow the convoy to a crawl were blighted by the cheers of encouragement from certain passengers when 2 hours into the journey the first overtaking manoeuvre was carried out. The usual standard of accommodation was met with the usual disgruntled groans and had the Admin NCO, Cpl Webster, not told the troops of the “Premier Inn” style rooms available, it may have been accepted a whole lot better. Nonetheless, the week had begun well and all were looking forward to the activities. Premier Inn of Okehampton it was evident to the walkers that the mountain bikers had indeed had somewhat of an adventurous day. Cuts, scrapes, bruises and sunburn amongst the injuries but not on the silky smooth legs of Team Leader, Cpl ‘Lance Armstrong’ Philpotts. The walkers knew that the next day could be an adventure indeed. As it happened nothing too serious in the way of injuries occurred on the reversal of activities. Cyclists with aching limbs became walkers with the odd blister and walkers became cyclists with aching limbs. It was all leading up to what was seen as the main event of the week, the visit of the Sqn OC, Maj Ashton, the new SSM, WO2 Butler, new Tp Sgt, Sgt John Gallon and one of the Regts successful Cpls on the recent promotion board, Cpl Tony Richard. The adventurous trainers were also graced by the presence of Cpl ‘Harry’ Harrison and LCpl Rob Gains. The guest of honour though was ETT OC 2Lt ‘Homer’ Simpson. The evening gave the Sqn an opportunity to say thank you to 2Lt Simpson for all his effort and hard work and wish him well as he ventures on to pastures new at 7 Sig Regt. Despite his best efforts to prove southerners and officers are not as strong as their northern counterparts, having lasted less than 2 minutes on a Rugby League pitch, 2Lt Simpson did prove that he had a strong character, if not a strong shoulder and he will be a tough act to follow! Unfortunately, the guests departed early on Thursday morning and so could not partake in a “friendly” paintballing shootout. The air was yellow with paintballs, red with smoke and blue with foul language as paintballs struck some very delicate parts. The action was hot and such is the fierceness of rivalry and competition at times within ETT, so was the atmosphere. LCpl Dave Wood is sure not to forget Cpl Simon Tragner after a well fought battle became a little heated. All is well that ends well though and after a brief respite, hands had been shaken and the next (paintball) battle ensued. All in all, a memorable week for those members of ETT who were fortunate to get away for a well deserved break, no thanks at least to Cpls Philpotts, Lowrie and Webster. A big thanks from the Tp to all 3 who made the week possible. Hopefully next year both the Sqn and Tp OC will be able to make it the whole week, especially the paintballing….. Tuesday and Wednesday saw us split into 2 groups, walkers and mountain bikers. The walkers were led by an enthusiastic Cpl Steve ‘future Corps Yeoman’ Lowrie and the bikers by Cpl Philpotts. The walkers set off at a brisk yet enjoyable and manageable pace up the first objective, Yes Tor, a gentle climb of some 603 metres. Some fantastic views of the surrounding countryside were on offer as was the view of some very grim faced mountain bikers, pushing bikes up hill! The walkers were afforded the luxury of admiring the determination of the bikers until they reached the summit at which point they quickly continued on their journey. On the descent, from the back of the group could be heard the complaints of one soggy footed LCpl Dave ‘walking boots not required’ Wood. As good as the weather was, the marshy land was still a little too damp for comfort as LCpl Wood waded on. At the end of a 10 mile walk, a jar of liquid refreshments was enjoyed by all in a local establishment. The type that we could all identify on an OS map as PH. Complaints of sore feet and aching limbs were soon forgotten as the bus came to pick the walkers up and spared them a 10 mile walk back to camp. On returning to the not so quite THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 What a view! REGIMENTAL GURKHA COMMUNITY NEWS CI 1 Sqn (Senior Gurkha Officer) Capt S Gurung Trg WO 1 Sqn (SSM (Gurkha)) WO2 (SSM) Binod Gurung BLANDFORD BRIDGES RUN 26 JUNE 2011 - by Sgt Indrabahadur Thapa The 7th Blandford Bridges Run, hosted by Wimborne AC Road Runners and Dorset Doddlers, took place on Sun 26 Jun 11 to 21 support a local charity called ‘Blandford Parish Church Restoration Fund’. A total of 241 individual runners successfully completed the 10 kilometres long multi-terrain course involving both roads and tracks under a hot weather. The race alone managed to raise more than £1, 000. To strengthen our relationship with the local communities, and more importantly, encourage the young soldiers to develop their personal fitness, 5 soldiers from the Regt, namely Sgt Indra, Cpl Kumar, Cpl Sujyoki, Cpl Jayaram and LCpl Subash, participated and completed the whole course in 45 minutes. After the London Marathon, which was successfully completed by the current Senior Gurkha Officer and Sgt Indra, and Blackmore Vale ½ Marathon, Blandford Bridges Run was the third competitive event participated by members from the small Gurkha Community in Blandford Camp. Some members are currently preparing to take part on the Sturminster ½ Marathon to be held on 7 August this year. My experience of undergoing the Up-grader course has certainly made me more confident, educated, competent and reliable in terms of trade knowledge as well as military robustness. Being the Top Student, I was awarded the ‘EADS Globe’ and ‘Royal Signals Institute’s Silver Medal of Excellence (Gold is reserved for Top Student on the Foreman of Signals course). Now, I look forward to utilize and share the knowledge and experience that I have amassed during my stay in Blandford Camp at my new unit, 22 Sig Regt, at Stafford. Finally, I am proud to be the first soldier from QG Signals to receive the bespoke award. Without a doubt, this would not have been possible without the fantastic support from both the instructors and Tp Staff, and I take this opportunity to wholeheartedly thank them. More importantly, the current Senior Gurkha Officer and his team has been a strong pillar of support to me, and it is due to their hard work that the Blandford-based Gurkha Community and Block are undoubtedly a far better place than it used to be. To sum up, I am proud to be a soldier of QG Signals and the Bde of Gurkhas, and with this coveted award under my belt, I strive to keep the Regt and Bde’s name in the limelight. Ex SKI TANK KHUKURI – by LCpl Suraj With great excitement we checked the block notice board and found that a visit to the Tank Museum followed by the guided indoor skiing lesson was planned for Saturday 2 July 2011 by LCpl Surajkumar Tamrakar, 1 (Ouston) Sqn. We now know exactly where Blandford School is! HOW I BECAME THE FIRST QGS SOLDIER TO RECEIVE EADS GLOBE AWARD - by Cpl Khemchandra Gurung On 16 June 2011, the CEUR 10/005 course members assembled at the Princess Mary’s Hall in Blandford Camp. As it was the last day of the trade training with 11 (RSS) Sig Regt, they were eagerly waiting for the announcement of the coveted ‘Top Student’ award. They were accompanied by the civilian lecturers and military staffs who had been their educational and military mentors throughout the course. I was sat on the front row feeling excited to have finally and successfully completed the course. Subsequently, OC 3 (Harrogate) Sqn started to congratulate the students for their superb Cpl Khemchandra with the achievements. On his final coveted ‘EADS Globe address to the students, he highlighted the importance of the knowledge that was bestowed during the 44 week long course. Finally, at the end of the speech, he announced the name of the winner for the Top Student award, which happened to me. Everyone was surprised when he also mentioned that I was the first ever QG Signals soldier to receive the ‘EADS Globe’ award. 22 Named Ex SKI TANK KHUKURI, the team building event was designed for interested GURKHA permanent staffs and soldiers under training, to provide opportunity for an hour long guided skiing lesson at the Dorset Snow Sport Centre, followed by a visit to the Tank Museum in Bovington Camp. Skiing being an exotic sport to most of the GURKHAS due to our location and living standards back in Nepal, such opportunity was truly not to be missed therefore it only took us a few seconds to throw our names into the hat. We started the day with the visit to the Tank Museum. As we entered the museum, we were amazed by the lively trenches and amazing wax models of the trench soldiers. This experience took us back into the First World War during which the trenches were life savers for soldiers fighting on the frontline. After taking few photographs, we proceeded into the ‘Tank Land’, where we were greeted by the historic sight of the ‘Mark I’; the first tank ever to be deployed in offensive role. Mark I was developed by the British Army during the First World War to be used in action on 15 September 1916 to overcome the trenches in the Western Front. The museum offered ample information about the background on how the tanks came into its existence. The formidable armour of the magnificent ‘Challenger II’ on display caught my imagination of having such massive and formidable tanks to support us when we deploy on operations in future. The other element I noticed was the engine power for ancient tanks were relatively low compared to the modern ones; nevertheless they were “The Beast” of their time. Thus, my confidence in armoured support grew stronger. Sadly, we also came to know that due to the recent Strategic Defence and Security Review (SDSR) announcement, the number of armoured tanks in the British Army has reduced to less than those on show at the Tank Museum. Two hours later, we hopped on the minibus and headed towards the Dorset Snow Sport Centre for the eagerly awaited skiing lesson. Upon arrival, we were issued the skiing boots and equipments. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 (Friday) per week. As soldiers were very busy with their trade training during working hours and ESOL classes in the evenings, it proved very difficult for the trainers to oversee build-up training over the weekdays, leaving them no option other than to use weekends. Judgement Day: We set off at 0600 hours determined to complete the course as fast as possible. The weather was appalling and it rained solidly for 24 hours! The heavy rain did not help at all; runners started to feel cold, muscles started to cramp and before Check Point 6, six runners from the Regtl teams had already dropped-out, leaving 11 (RSS) Sig Regt B team alone to challenge the other strong teams. LCpl Suraj and the young soldiers outside the main entrance to the Tank Museum Once fully kitted, the Skiing instructor directed us to the learner slopes where we were taught the basics of skiing. Honestly, at first we found it difficult to stand straight on our feet in the slopes but we all stepped up to the challenge to perform the first successful ‘Snowplough’. After an hour of lessons, we were given thumbs up to be able to go on to the main slopes, and carefully utilising the basics, we climbed up the slopes. After our successful descent, we passed the final assessment and hence concluded the event. Inspired by this experience, I now look forward to gaining useful adventure training qualifications at my first unit after the completion of trade training. Finally, it was without doubt an excellent day out and most importantly, a wonderful experience for us. The visit was an excellent opportunity for us to get a glimpse of what the Tank Regiment’s commitments were including its brief history as well. It was indeed a valuable and informative tour therefore this type of activities should be done more frequently because it gives us wider knowledge of the other Regts in the British Army. This was the second event the current SGO Blandford has managed to plan in the past 5 months as part of our personal and professional development. We would therefore like to express our big thanks to him for devising such inspirational events. Significantly massive thanks to LCpl Suraj for his co-ordination. 11 (ROYAL SCHOOL OF SIGNALS) SIGNAL REGIMENT TRAILWALKER (UK) 2011 TEAM - by LCpl Sanjoyhang Rai As the check points were passed through one after another, fitness, endurance, determination, team work and motivation were clearly demonstrated by the individuals, not forgetting the supporting crews’ tremendous contribution that generated the much-needed will to succeed. Once we crossed the Finish Point, the bagpipers’ music and loud cheering made us very emotional. We completed the course in 13hrs 14mins, and overjoyed by tears of happiness and pride, we took a group photograph holding the Regitl flag with pride, thereafter headed for the scrumptious curry. Fundraising: Some runners including CO 11 (RSS) Sig Regt stood at the main and rear gates of the camp on Friday 15 July over the period 0700 – 0930 hours, raised £645.95 for the GWT. Fantastic effort and many thanks! Summary: This is a huge achievement, and the Regtl teams must be very proud of themselves. Respective teams’ support crews deserve a round of applause for their unforgettable support. Big thank you to Sgt Chandra and A/Cpl Pramesh but special recognition must go to Sgt Indra, who once again volunteered to mentor the teams. Further to this, we would also like to express our sincere thanks to our Senior Gurkha Officer for many reasons. Without his direction on build-up training, guardianship, command decision and running with the teams on race day from Check Point 4 till the Finish Point, the Regt would not have 5 teams for the event and a complete team would not have crossed the finishing line. Finally, on behalf of Senior Gurkha Officer and the Gurkha Community, we would like to offer our special thanks to CO 11 (RSS) Sig Regt for raising £645.95 for the GWT. Training: This year’s event took place along the South Downs Way and its surrounding areas over the period 16 – 17 July. Eighty out of 89 Gurkha soldiers from the Garrison supported the event. More importantly, following the COs direction, the Regt fielded 5 teams, which I firmly believe is the first time the Regt has fielded such a high number of teams. Training for the Gurkha teams began in February with 30 Phase 2 soldiers under the management of Sgt Indra 2 Sqn, assisted by Sgt Chandra 3 Sqn and A/Cpl Pramesh BGSU. Unlike previous years, training for this year’s event over the weekdays was restricted to one session THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 Ex TRAILWALKER (UK) 2011 – 11 (RSS) Sig Regt Teams before the Big Start 23 NEWS FROM REGIMENTS 1st (UNITED KINGDOM) ARMOURED DIVISION HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL REGIMENT HERFORD CO RSM Lt Col R Carter WO1(RSM) K East although Sig Lamb was more concerned that his Theatre Entry Standard (TES) weapon looked “allie”. We have had some time to relax with the Bismarck Challenge and a sports afternoon bike ride to the Spa town of Bad Salzuflen. Maj Duncan WO2 (SSM) C Moore The dept has also seen a turn around in personnel albeit during a busy period. We have said farewell to WO2 (RQMS) “Oz” Rowley, he moves on to assume the appointment of SSM in Stafford. SSgt Andy Humble moves to Blandford, Sig Ross also moves to Stafford and Sig Simms has moved down the road to 200 Sig Sqn. We wish them and their families all the best. Welcomes are extended to WO2 (RQMS) ‘Baz’ Anderson, SSgt ‘Dougie’ Douglas, Sgt ‘Nat’ Whelan and Sig Shackelton. HQ SQUADRON OC SSM HQ Sqn continues at a rapid rate of knots in its preparation and training for Op HERRICK 15, supporting the Regt on exercises and organising sporting events, Adventure Training and social functions. As well as the CFX and CALFEX(M) range package there has also been a considerable amount of work and organisation going on in the background as the Sqn has begun to restructure and form new departments in preparation for deployment and rear party details. We welcome Lt Laura Yaxely and her team who have moved from 201 as the newly formed Ops Support Tp who will be responsible for maintenance of all Sqn vehicles during the deployment. As normal in such a large and diverse Sqn there are a lot of personnel moving onto pastures new, including the Sqn 2IC Capt Jim Alger who is moving to Aldershot as OC 661 Sig Tp and the UWO Capt Jim Lyons who is now the RCMO at Elmpt Station, all the best to you and your families in your new appointments. We welcome their replacements 2IC Sqn Capt Leigh Crossing and UWO Capt Adam Torrington, we hope you and your families enjoy your time at Herford. Despite the busy period sport is still high on the agenda. Capt Jim Watt and his team organised the highly successful annual Bismarck Challenge. Over 300 people entered the popular and challenging event, which saw runners of all standards competing in the race over a distance of 14 miles across the hills and woods in the Herford and Bad Salzuflen area. The competitive spirit was also high during the annual 20/20 cricket game between the WOs’ & Sgts’ Mess and the Officers’ Mess. It was an extremely enjoyable day which continued on in the evening as members and partners of the Sgts’ Mess attended the Officers’ Mess for an excellent function organised by the OC Maj Jim Duncan and his mess committee. QM(T) DEPT QM(T) Capt D Taylor RQMS(T)WO2 (RQMS) B Anderson Now coming to the end of MST the dept has seen the tempo of life increase dramatically. Ex PREMIER KUSH 1 was conducted at Javelin Barracks and was an opportunity to deploy all G4 staff involved on Op HERRICK 15. For some of the junior members this was there first ever exercise. Sig “Larry” Lamb took every opportunity to drive every vehicle possible; no detail was too tedious, although we had to put a stop to him taking the MAN SV to the coffee shop. Sig Lamb did need some additional driver training from Cpl Mick Harvey after he managed to get it stuck in about 6 inches of damp soil! Overall, Ex PREMIER KUSH was a success for the department and enabled the team to bond. We have also managed to drag ourselves away from end of months and attend an excellent range package run by the Training Wing, 24 SOUTER FORCE PROTECTION TRANSPORT COMPANY (aka MT TROOP) - by Sig Eltringham OC OPSWO Capt S Vernon SSgt L W Cote Well after almost 3 months solid, hopefully 1 (UK) ADSR SFPTC have broken the back of their deployment training, slightly earlier than anyone would have expected; none the less the bulk of it has been smashed. The starting point for this non stop period was back in April with a 5 week range package organised by Sgt (K40 Wingman) Naylor. Day 1 saw all members of SFPTC hit the armoury and draw weapons ranging from Sig Sauers through to UGL, then head for Sennelager ranges. Here the mammoth task of getting guys from zero to hero could begin, at about mach 6. At the end of the 5 week period with some ‘gentle’ education from the range team the mission was achieved. After 5 weeks on the ranges and only 1 ½ weeks till the dreaded CFX it was time for some in-house training at the UDTA at Sennelager (Yet again). This took place on the first week of June and saw SFPTC training in an urban environment, similar to the one they would be experiencing in Theatre. Every scenario was practiced, from routine vehicle patrols to extracting a casualty under fire. The Company even found time to set up a very realistic motorway Vixen accident courtesy of Sig (I drive sideways down the A2) Wilby. Finally on 9 June all of our preparation and training was about to be put to the test in a 10 day exercise designed to test our capability to deploy. In the CFX the soldiers displayed the skills they had learnt over the past few months in stressful and surprisingly realistic scenarios. Complex attacks, mass casualties and interaction with interpreters all made the soldiers feel like they where experiencing the real thing. One of the sections was so tired that they managed to sleep through an IDF attack, but we wont name and shame. At the end of the exercise SFPTC where given there report and where told that bar some very minor points they where fit to deploy. After completing the CFX we got a nights rest then it was straight on to the coach to the CALFEX. Again every scenario the training staff could think up was tested and perfected. It took LCpl ‘I don’t know how to undo a wheel nut’ Blundell 45 minutes to change a wheel under fire. However shooting and first aid skills dramatically improved and the soldiers of SFPTC gained confidence in them. The next thing to look forward to now was the 18 hour trip home. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 It’s been a busy period for the MIGHTY SFPTC guys and girls but overall they have improved in skills and drills 10 fold and now have developed the natural swagger and confidence that only SSgt (K40 Legend) Cote had at the beginning. BRING ON THE TOUR. FORMATION OF OPERATIONS SUPPORT TROOP – by 2Lt ‘Yakkers’ Yaxley With the pressure and training ramping up for the imminent Op HERRICK 15 tour, the 74 strong Kestrel Tp of 201 Sig Sqn disbanded. For those deploying to Afghanistan they merged immediately into 212 Sqn. Those remaining behind formed a new troop namely, Operations Support Troop headed up by 2Lt ‘Yakkers’ Yaxley under HQ Sqn. Ops Spt Tp have since taken over the Regts green fleet and 2 Sqn’s worth of Bowman FFR’s that are currently being brought up to speed for several imperative inspections under the trusty control of Cpl ‘Youngy’ Young. They are also the Regts reserves for Op HERRICK and will undergo the necessary training in order to have personnel on standby ready to deploy. The Tp have plenty to keep them on their toes with a new SNCO, Sgt ‘Tight’ Watt, supporting exercises and lending manpower with guard and postal duties. Although plenty to focus on, the characters of the Tp are maintaining morale, such as Sig ‘Spandex’ Jones with his tight lycra shorts on PT. We would also like to thank Sig ‘Snip’ Green for organising a paintball afternoon and Tp nights out. 201 SIGNAL SQUADRON OC SSM Maj B Higgs WO2 (SSM) S Miners 201 have had a very busy period leading up to tour. The entire Sqn has deployed to support the 20 Bde CFX on STANTA training area and then role straight on to Salisbury plain for the HERRICK 15 FTX. Read below for the full details. We have one big goodbye to say to our 2IC Capt Amber Roach who is trading 1 Armd Div for 1 Civ Div. We wish her the best of British luck in her new job and hope she comes to visit us again. We of course welcome her replacement Capt Richard Tudhope. A further goodbye goes to those who have moved to HQ Sqn as part of the Regtl restructuring for HERRICK 15. It is not a real goodbye as they are still in Herford but we might miss them a little bit. 20 BRIGADE CFX, STANTA -by LCpl Nicholson April saw the start of 20 Bdes’ Confirmatory Field Exercise on STANTA training area, aka Ex PASHTUN PANTHER. 1(UK) ADSR was tasked with providing the comms network for the 12 Battle Groups that would be rotating through the exercise. However the exercise started long before April for us as we an initial 3 week pace ex and setup. This 15 week marathon of an exercise was the Sqns main effort. Altogether we had to provide comms between 5 different locations; FOB Oakwood and Eastmere, BG HQs at Smokers Hole and OPTAG HQs at Bodney and Wretham. We used the artillery tower on the training area as the central point. This worked well until some civvies decided to turn the power off (for routine maintenance) causing the whole network to collapse. Due to the terrain, we had to put a number of relays between the locations and artillery tower which left some of our kit quite vulnerable. Someone swiped one of our 9x9 tents, but for some reason left the 30 cans of diesel and the 2 LFGs untouched. This exercise was a really good opportunity for everyone to learn about the OTES equipment and gain valuable experience before the Regt deploys on Op HERRICK 15 in November. The comms equipment we used to link the locations together is called SANDPIPER, a basic point to point, direct line of sight bearer system, which uses the Radwin radio. This was used as the bearer to emulate the OVERTASK THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 network used in Afghanistan. But in Afghanistan the SANDPIPER bearer system is called KESTRAL even though it’s the same. Once all of the comms were in and working the pace slowed slightly and everyone concentrated on maintaining the detachments, making sure all of the users from the BGs had the correct log ins and continuing the improve the engineering of the links. The members of Bodney det also acted as an FRT, so if any of the links went down on the artillery tower, or any of the relays, it was their job to deploy by any means necessary to fix the problem. On several occasions this meant the lucky LCpl Nicholson, Sig Evans and LCpl Marshall got a ride in a Puma helicopter into the FOB locations. The slow pace did allow us a little bit of time of now and again with which to explore the local area. The all you can eat Chinese Buffet Restaurant being a highlight, Tesco was also pretty good in the way they are when on exercise. Straight after ENDEX was called we spent 3 days collapsing all the kit and moving to Westdown camp on Salisbury plain to start the 20 Bde FTX for more of the same. Read the next addition of The Wire for the next instalment of the great pre tour build up. 211 SIGNAL SQUADRON OC SSM Maj W A Walker WO2 (SSM) Tom ‘Rock-a-Billy’ Woodall Another busy 2 months for 211 Sig Sqn. With the up coming tour, life is getting busier and the Div HQ still needs our training support. We have had to donate troop commanders to Ex PASHTUN PANTHER to aid 201 Sig Sqn support to the HERRICK 15 CFX and deploy on 2 of our own exercise’s, PASHTUN HORIZON 2 and 3. We still had some time for a bit of sport and a little bit of fun with a Sqn bbq at the British Legion hear in Herford, a big thank you to Cpl Sim and Cpl Haigh for organising such a splendid event. We are all now looking forward to recharging our batteries over summer leave before our main exercise of the year in September. We had the sad event of saying goodbye to Capt Nelson Reynolds who has now moved to 216 Sig Sqn. Hopefully his impeccable English and spelling will not deteriorate while he is there. Capt Cyrus Karumba has arrived to replace him. EXERCISE PASHTUN HORIZON 6/6 – by Sig Waterfall The mighty 211 Sig Sqn embarked for one last time for another 2 week instalment of the PASHTUN HORIZON series. This exercise is conducted in the CATT (Combat Advanced Training Theatre) in Warminster. It is designed to exercise the Bde HQ that is deploying to Afghanistan. Each HQ gets 3 PASHTUN HORIZON events, each being harder than the last. Our first 3 Sgt Jones and team washing down the flooring on Ex PASHTUN HORIZON 25 exercises had trained 3 Cdo Bde, our final 3 was for 20 Armd Bde. Having already completed 5 already we were determined to make our final one the best yet. 211 would be providing real life support for the troops. This consisted of providing a guard force, general duties and keeping the accommodation in order. Most importantly we run the tuck shop that provided both the exercising brigade and the 1 Div Staff working in EXCON with cans of fizzy pop, crisps, chocolate bars and other delicious treats to maintain their morale. During this third and final exercise there was a VIP day. Important Generals and other high ranking people including the CGS and CinC LF were destined to visited the CATT. As you can imagine many of the senior staff flew away with their flapping to make sure everything was in tip top order. At this point the mighty 211 issued out the parachutes and let the Div staff float back to earth. With some 6ft GS tables, MDF boards, ‘allie’ photos, some Army issue bed sheets and a complete cutlery set borrowed from the Sgt’s Mess in Blandford we converted the dingy CATT building into a VIP suite that would make the Savoy Hotel look shabby. What’s more, the one and only SSgt ‘master chef’ Cooper prepared the best buffet spread you have seen and 2Lt ‘dangerous’ Dave Wallis individually arranged every biscuit and coffee mug to achieve perfection in the presentation. If you thought it could not get any better, CGS and his chums were treated to a reception from the A-team of the Guard world. Sig ‘drill sgt’ Miller, Sig ‘the SSM Woodall personally inspecting Frenchman’ Bailey and the CGS silver spoon for cleanliness Cpl ‘ice cold’ Stanton opened the gate with more style than you thought possible, Sig Miller being awarded a GOC’s coin for his work. The whole Sqn later received a hand written letter of thanks from GOC 1 Div for all our hard work. forget Cpl ‘not a master chef’ Bilsby cancelling dinner in the cook house in order to have a bbq on the coldest and wettest night of any of the 6 exercises. Nor can we forget Sig Bradley attempting to move a cow on using a broom. We hope 3 Div and 16 Sigs enjoy the torch we have passed on to them. OFFICERS V WARRANT OFFICERS AND SERGEANTS MESS - by SSgt ‘Superman’ Welch On 13 July the Officers Mess hosted the Sgts and WOs for a fun filled, alcohol fuelled evening of merriment. As is usual for such events, before the festivities could begin sport had to be played. At around 12 o’clock the teams assembled to stake the pride of their Mess on a twenty-20 cricket match. The officers, confident of victory in the gentlemen’s sport were looking forward to dealing out some hard cheese to the opposition under the leadership of Capt Leigh Crossing. The WOs and Sgts (led by the Provo Sgt Steve Pearce) were eager to beat the silver spooned, boarding school graduates at there own game. Unfortunately 20 minutes before play was about to begin a helicopter landed in the middle of the pitch. Staggered by this unexpected arrival, time out was called while the helicopter was moved to the far side of the field and the defences were erected. A precaution of course; no one would be immature enough to deliberately aim their shoots at such a valuable military asset in these dark financial times, honest. The SNCOs won the toss and decided to bat first. Despite some spirted bowling by the officers YofS ‘SJAR’ Tharby scored a solid 23 runs undefeated. SSgt ‘Superman’ Welch was their highest scorer with 34, only defeated by an exceptional catch by Traffic Officer ‘Safe Hands’ Emsen. On completion of the 20 overs the WOs and Sgt’s Mess had scored a respectable 129 runs. And now it was the officers turn to take to the crease. It was a bad start for everyone involved. The officers lost their first wicket after 3 balls and YofS Tharby simultaneously reduced his SJAR grade to D- by bowling out the CO. Unusually for English gentlemen abroad a batting collapse did not follow and the officers fought back. It is important to note that the WO and Sgts had overlooked a crucial technicality. All 20 overs had to be bowled. If all your wickets fell then you were allowed to recycle your batsmen. With this in mind the officers mess wildly swung for every ball to win by a full 1 run scoring 130 in total, the highest scorer being Capt ‘The Caveman’ Muller with 35 not out. The CGS VIP suite on Ex PASHTUN HORIZON. Its amazing what you can do with a few GS tables and some bed sheets After a few more days of normal jogging and healthy sales from the tuck shop it was time to tear down and go home. With unexpectedly high morale we ripped down, washed down and swept up the tentage, loaded the ISO containers and headed back to Herford. The 5 hour delay on the ferry did give us plenty of time to reflect on the last 6 exercises worth of PASHTUN HORIZON. We will never forget Sig ‘sheep dodger’ Poulter crashing a vehicle on every one! Nor will we 26 The WO and Sgt cricket team After the match all class rivalry was forgotten as everyone retired to the Officers Mess for some Pimms, a round the world themed buffet and general team bonding. This Wire Note could continue to describe the jollity but for the sake of everyone’s modesty I shall stop here. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 THE FEMALE REGIMENTAL ROUNDERS TEAM -by Sig Pitts and LCpl Gough After a small deal of dramas (POL and fuel cards) with the transport, 1 ADSR, aka the Mighty Ducks, finally started their journey to the inter-corps rounders competition. Before you ask, yes it’s a real sport. After picking up Sig ‘hair bun’ Taylor and LCpl ‘hit girl’ Gough near Nottingham, the Mighty Ducks steamed towards Grantham under the excellent driving of the handsome mascot, Sig ‘ladies man’ Pitts. As the only available minibus driver in the Regt he became the only male on the trip. For purposes of Equality and Diversities no further reference will be made to this fact. After finally reaching the sleepy camp, and parking quickly and effectively, the Ducks rushed out to sample the rustic local cuisine; an Indian curry! The next day the Ducks rose bright and early, ready for war. Their first skirmish was against the combined forces of 7 Sig Regt and 12 Mech Bde Sigl Sqn. Against such a meek composite team, the Mighty Ducks scored an easy victory. The Duck of the match was Sig Taylor. While our handsome mascot Sig Pitts slunk away at the earliest opportunity. Some say he was trying to avoid the embarrassment of being associated with a girls team, others say he was trying to avoid the hazardous driving of the other all female teams. Without him the team battled to a second victory against 14 Sigs in a tough match. The Duck of the match was LCpl Gough, with a last minute match saving halfpoint. heavily involved with running the Real Life Support for Ex PASHTUN HORIZON 3. This time, not only were we manning the gates to the CATT complex and ensuring the G4 aspect of the exercise ran smoothly but we also provided the G6 helpdesk, which pushed our manpower (and at times, morale) to its limits. Several members of the Tp have completed their Bulldog Drivers course with thanks to Cpl Timmis and LCpl Swann, our Sqn DMIs. Fingers crossed that no more curb stones will be trashed around the usually picturesque city of Herford. However, by the time this goes to print, we will have successfully returned 8 vehicles from our armoured fleet back to TFSU (G). As summer leave is looming just over the horizon, everyone is looking forward to a nice break before getting stuck into an extremely busy schedule come September. The Tp would like to welcome the follow into the fold: 2Lt Cooper from his Tp Comds course, Sig Rattray from 102 Log Bde HQ & Sig Sqn and Sigs Rennie and Rouse, both from Blandford Along with Hello’s, there are always Goodbye’s and we wish the following members of the Tp all the best with their future postings: Lt Painter, off to University for the next 3 years, Sig Cartledge on an Inter-Sqn posting for Op HERRICK 15 and Sig Dobbins off to 10 Sig Regt. CORMORANT TROOP – by Cpl Zimmermann Tp Comd Tp SSgt The ladies rounders team 2Lt E Roberts Sgt A Chalk It’s been a busy couple of months for Cormorant Troop with the vast majority of deploying on the Ex PASHTUN HORIZON series with time for little else in between! The Tp are now looking forward to letting off steam at the Sqn Summer Party followed by a well deserved 3 weeks leave to recharge the batteries before it all starts again in September! Cormorant Tp would like to say farewell to Sig Davis who moves to 3 DSR, and to Sig Atkins and Sig Hopkins who are now embracing life as civilians. We welcome Sgt Rob ‘Cormorant Ninja’ Jones, Sig ‘Granddad’ Lea, Sig Smith and Sig Sym, all from 11 Sig Regt, as well as LCpl Tirrell who joins us from 14 Sig Regt. We also pass on our congratulations to Sig Eccles on his recent marriage. Tired after thoroughly thrashing 3 regiments, the Mighty Ducks were humbled by the astoundingly lucky 11 Sigs, who caught every single member out within minutes. The Ducks won on moral grounds though, by which we mean the only team to have parked inside a space in the car park! So the ducks were able to smile and laugh at their misfortune! The Duck of the match was 2Lt Roberts. The embattled ducks rallied after their loss, and stepped up to smash 22 Sig Regt out of the war. Unfortunately, it was easier said than done, and after a close and exciting match, 22 Sigs scraped through to win by a few, meagre points. The Duck of the match was Cpl ‘feather weight’ Bilsby. With the Ducks relegated, they watched on as 11 and 22 Sigs fought for first place, through an epic extra time. With more good luck 11 Sigs pulled through to win. The Mighty Ducks finish in a solid third place, not bad for enthusiastic amateurs. To celebrate Sig Pitts took the entire team for dinner at Nando’s. The old smoothy followed this up with a cinema trip to see his favourite movie, Bridesmaids. He even drove them all back to Herford. With the up coming deployment on Op HERRICK 15 the Regt has been very busy. To say Sp Tps hit the last 2 months running would be a miss statement; our feet did not touch the ground! We have completed the final 2 EX PASHTUN HORIZON events supporting the 20 Armd Bde CPX. Our Tp Comd also spent 2 ½ weeks on Ex PASHTUN PANTHER supporting the HERRICK 15 CFX. 50% of the Tp have been on career courses such as Cpl Thomson on his Pre-Class 1 course and Sig Barron on his PET course. Fortunately 3 weeks of summer leave is only a few days away. Just a Sqn Summer party to go! Sp Tp has also had to say goodbye to Sig ‘lineman’ Gunn, a stalwart of the Tp over the past few years. We wish him well and will feel lucky if we get a replacement half as good. BOWMAN TROOP – by Sgt Mettam 212 SIGNAL SQUADRON OC SSgt OC SSM Lt Painter SSgt Evans Bowman Tp has been as busy as ever, with personnel dotted about here, there and everywhere. Again the Tp has been THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 SUPPORT TROOP – by Sig Delpeache Tp Comd Tp SSgt 2Lt D Wallis SSgt S Middleton Maj Hutton WO2(SSM) Cattle It’s been one of those months were the Sqn garages have been empty. The last 2 months have been the last opportunity 27 to train for Op HERRICK 15 and this is exactly what we have done. Soldiers have deployed on Ex PASHTUN HORIZON, PASHTUN DAWN and PASHTUN PANTHER as well as completing the pace-x for Ex PREMIUR KUSH. We have also completed several range packages and MATT’s camps. On top of this individuals have been flying left right and centre to complete all the courses required to enable us to support the OVERTASK system and RLS element of our taskings on tour. A few lucky people managed to get away on the Corp sailing the rest of us are holding out for some summer leave! EXERCISE BALTIC MERCURY 2011- by Sgt ‘pirate’ Harris On 12 July the Regt deployed a team to take part in Ex BALTIC MERCURY 2011 departing from ASTC, Kiel. The aim of the exercise was to allow novice sailors the opportunity to gain competent crewmen qualifications, practice those more experienced, as well as to take part in race training around the Danish Archipelago. After an early start the crew of 5 and one yellow rubber duck named Dave arrived at Kiel just before lunch and were introduced to their skipper for the 10 day trip before settling themselves on board. The afternoon was spent carrying out the mandatory safety training, provisioning of the boat (the Good Yacht Petrel), and the issue of essential equipment such as life jackets and the really nice deck shoes; followed in the evening by the obligatory meet and greet. The 13th saw the sail training begin in earnest. The crew of Petrel departed Kiel straight into the teeth of a force 8 (40+ Knot wind speed) gale, with occasional gusts of force 9. With the weather being so atrocious the crew succumbed to a nice welcoming bout of sea sickness with only the skipper, Sig Harry Evans, and rubber duck Dave un-affected. Most of the crew couldn’t wait to get into port that night with Sig Tash ‘the ships cat’ Alonby only waking from her slumber when we finally docked. The next couple of days saw a lot more sail and rope handling work done in much calmer weather before the transit up to Horsens. As is usual the Horsens Yacht Club hosted the whole Regatta in magnificent style and thanks must go to 7 Sig Regt for the pre-racing BBQ. The 17th saw racing begin with a series of round the cans races in which the 1 ADSR team would emerge victorious winning 3 out of the 5 races, with worry over Spinnaker drills a thing of the past. Racing on the 18th was a very tight affair until a man overboard saw the fleet split. Lying third at the time of the incident, the skipper of our boat on hearing the mayday took the only correct action, heave to and assist only for the 1st and 2nd place boats to carry on. Finally finishing in third place our crew was easy to motivate when the Long Haul Passage started. The 19th saw us spending an extra day in Ega due to the weather conditions (Force 9 winds). It was decided that it would be of more benefit if the novice sailors completed their competent crew syllabus. A slower day going through rope knots, followed by dinghy drills finished by a dinghy race and a thorough soaking was the order of the day. A 0600 race start the following day saw the fleet departed Ega and begin the long haul race. With approx 80 nautical miles to cover, we all knew that it would be a long day. Good distance was covered until the Great Bridge finally came into sight and the wind started to die. We were first under the bridge after approx 12 hrs covering about 10 miles. Not the most adrenalin filled period of time, Lt Eric(a) ‘the hairy viking’ Roberts’s bangers and mash kept moral up and when the race finished we found ourselves 3 miles ahead of the fleet and the only crew to make it under the bridge. The Skipper of the good yacht Petrel finally relinquished control on the last day of racing and we all set about making sure that we proved our worth. A very tight race ensued with a mistake from one of the Corps Bosuns allowing us to win by about a boat and half’s length. Not too shabby after 40 miles of racing. On the morning of the 22nd we handed over the boat. With our much used oil skins handed in we found some boxes for the trophies and made our way back to Herford very satisfied. The terrors of the gale reduced to stories and wrapped in the warmth of victory we looked forward to the 2012 Sail Training Week. 2nd SIGNAL REGIMENT YORK 2 SIGNAL REGIMENT WINS ARMY SHOOTING CHAMPIONSHIPS – by Lt Greener 2 Sig Regt have returned overall winners at the Army Operational Shooting Competition (AOSC) following a very impressive performance. Prior to the competition itself there was an intensive practice session under Sgt Dev Gurung, which started in Jun 11. From there, the AOSC was split into 2 main phases, with the first phase being the individual shoot, followed by the second phase team shoot. Due to the amount of new firers, the majority of the practice time was spent was spent looking at the first phase of the competition. The team were very fortunate to have a good mixture of weather, which enabled the new firers to find out their respective points of aim in all conditions. It was from these practice sessions that Team Captain, Sgt Dev Gurung, along with Lt Greener could start to select the final eight firers who would compete in the competition. The PAM was rather ambiguous as to the required team competition, however after several meetings with the SO2 Operational Shooting, the composition was decided. However, both Lt Greener and Sgt 28 Dev could have chosen anyone from the squad as the standard across the board had been excellent. The night before the competition the final team was announced. Five new firers were selected, along with a further 3 already in the Army One Hundred (top 100 shots across the Service). Expectations were high for good results from all individuals. The first shoot was one favoured by all team members, however we did not get off to the best start, with everyone shooting slightly below their average. The same happened in the second shoot, however after this the team settled and very good scores started to materialise. After 2 days the individual matches were over. All team members had done extremely well and morale continued to rise. The end of the individual matches signalled the start of the team events. These shoots called for the 8 man section to engage targets across the range. All the matches had a definite Op HERRICK focus, whether it was from “casevac’ing” dummies to completing a mile and a half run in THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 full kit before going through the practice. It was in this area that the team excelled. The team did so well that with one match remaining, they had a small lead before the final day. The final shoot went well and we collected second place. However more importantly this second place was all the team needed to be named winners of the AOSC 2011. At the award ceremony held in Bisley the team collected 18 trophies. A fantastic result, especially for a Signal Regiment, where ordinarily less time is spent on the ranges than our Infantry counterparts. Individually the team also did exceptionally well, bringing home plenty of personal silverware. Lt Rich Greener, Sgt Dev Gurung, Cpl Durga Gurung and Sig Bijay Gurung all picked up individual prizes for marksmanship skills and all members of the 8 man team made it into the Army 100. A truly fantastic achievement! 2 SIGNAL REGIMENT’S SUCCESSFUL FOOTBALL SEASON – by LCpl Cameron Going into the 2010-2011 season 2 Sig Regt’s football team had a lot to live up to following the successes of the previous year where the team took home the Signaller and 2 Division Cup, along with reaching the semi final of the Army Cup. The team had a challenge from the start, with many of the key players deployed on Op HERRICK 13 at the start of the season. This meant that the players left in the Regt’s Rear Party had to fight hard to keep the team alive in the various competitions they were entered into. Unfortunately the team was knocked out of the Army Cup weeks before the return of the full squad. This news reached Afghanistan and although the team was disappointed it gave the required push to motivate the squad for the remaining competitions. On the Regt’s return from Op HERRICK 13, the team was re-invigorated with fresh players and went onto thrash all opposition. The team remained unbeaten for the rest of the season winning both the Signaller and 2 Div Cup competitions. The Signaller Cup final was held in Blandford and kicked off after this years Morrison Cup event. The opposition was a strong team from 7 Sig Regt who had given a good performance throughout the season. However, they were no match for the mighty 2 Sig Regt who won the final with an impressive 8 – 1 victory. The success was not without sacrifice and unfortunately LCpl Adam Blackburn had to be transported to hospital with a dislocated shoulder. The success in the 2 Divi Cup came a week later in the final game of the season. The opposing team, 9 AAC, had been the runners up in the Army Cup and were clearly a talented team having been knocked out of the competition on penalties. Tensions were high going into the game as this was 2 Sig Regt’s chance to prove they were one of the best teams in the Army. The match was relatively even in the opening 30 minutes before 2 Sig Regt started to find there feet. However, despite continued pressure 2 Sig Regt couldn’t find a breakthrough until the 90th minute when they managed to win a corner. LCpl ‘Shrek’ Mullin took a cheeky short corner which when crossed found the head of Sig ‘Turk’ Harvey who made no mistake in finding the back of the net on the final whistle, leaving 2 Sig Regt Div Cup Champions! Despite a slow start, 2 Sig Regt have had a very successful season and look forward to hopefully picking up the Army Cup Trophy next season. The team this year was managed and coached by Capt Bruce Thornton and SSgt John Stephenson who as player/mangers brought some valuable experience to the team both on and off the pitch. The success of the team was not only down to the players and management but the support from the Regt in ensuring players could get away for both training and games. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 The Skipper LCpl Kieron Clayton picking up the Div Cup Trophy SCARBOROUGH – ARMED FORCES DAY, JUNE 2011 – by Sig Milady It was a fine day on Saturday 25 June for Armed Forces Day 2011. 2 Sig Regt were to parade in Scarborough with the veterans from all different cap badges in front of a crowd of 15,000 people. On arrival at Scarborough sea front, the sun was beaming down on us, all dressed in MTP, the weather was a sharp reminder of what we experienced during our early tour stages, only the scenery was better! Thousands flocked to the beach to catch England’s beautiful rays whilst watching us on parade. It was definitely the perfect day for the parade. Thirty members of 219 Sig Sqn came under the command of WO2 (SSM) Stansfield for the march along the seafront – obviously the SSM had his best drill voice on! Throughout the day members of the public showed their appreciation towards the British Army; we were all overwhelmed by the support we received and local businesses even offered us free fish and chips along with a dessert of ice cream…30 squaddies weren’t going to let that go to waste! On finishing the parade, we all felt a sense of pride due to the vast turn out in Scarborough and the warm welcome we received. It was then back to York to enjoy the rest of the weekend and a well deserved beer to rehydrate! OFFICERS’ MESS SUMMER BALL – by Capt Bell Well the summer ball has come and gone again and this year in York we went with an extremely colourful and creative (especially for some) theme of Bollywood. Capt Pete Hatton MBE and Capt Bruce Thornton took a different take on the ‘Indian’ nature of the theme and showed up as Red Indians complete with feather hat attire! The costumes were great and most people made a real effort with Maj Terry Crane taking the prize champagne for best dressed (without a single protest of collusion or corruption from the crowd… ); to be fair he did look like some kind of Arabian Prince complete with jewel in the middle of his turban! The marquee looked great, complete with beautiful saris (thanks to the Ghurkha The ‘Indian’ Chiefs L-R Capt Bruce Thornton and Capt Pete Hatton 29 wives) and terribly cheesy Bollywood posters forming the surrounding décor. The evening began with pre-dinner drinks outside in the sunshine, followed by a buffet meal complete with some lovely wine picked from a wine tasting evening in the mess. SSgt Kamal’s wife surprised everyone appearing on the dance floor to perform a traditional Nepali dance which took great courage and she drew great applause. The night then really kicked off as the ‘Yorkelli’ Ghurkha band blasted into action jamming some great tunes and getting everyone up on the dance floor busting some shapes and crying out for more after their hour long set. The DJ then carried on where the band left off, and had everyone on the dance floor doing all manners of crazy dances such as the ‘Time-Warp’ and ‘Macarena’. At one point everyone was lined up behind each other sitting on the dance floor like one enormous boat race. In between mine sweeping wine off the tables Maj Alex Clixby was seen performing some outrageous break dancing moves on the dance floor…what was in that wine?! The party carried on into the mess bar well after the DJ closed up shop and reportedly the very walls in the mess were shaking from the hardcore party raging there. Overall the general consensus was that it was a great party and one not to be forgotten; a huge thanks has to go to the Mess Committee for the organisation and to the Mess Staff for helping the event to run so smoothly. WARRANT OFFICERS AND SERGEANTS MESS SUMMER BALL – by SSgt Stephenson As PMC of this year’s Summer Ball it was left to the committee and myself to come up with something light and refreshing, which would get everyone in the mood for summer leave. We decided to bring back the 80’s, that’s the 1980’s and not the 1880’s something WO1 (RSM) ‘I would walk 500 miles’ Lamont could not get his head around. During the planning stage it was decided all good summer balls need great entertainment, good food and plenty of alcohol. The entertainment came in 3 parts, with Winnie Le Freak (Drag Queen) opening the show with an hour long 80’s sing song, alongside some rather crude dance moves, one of which WO2 (SSM) Stansfield seemed to enjoy a little too much! This was swiftly followed by a ‘Kick up the 80s’ tribute band who after many costume changes finished with their own rendition of Thriller in which Sgt ‘Freddie Kruger’ Hullican stole the show. The evening was then filled with the sound of the 80s mixed by DJ Wizard and his crew who filled the dance floor for the next 4 hours. Busting a few moves were Sgt ‘Pamela Anderson’ Graham who was in need of a bikini wax and Sgt ‘Chips’ Til who was in outstanding form. The CO, Lt Col AR Knott MBE, looked the part as Adam Ant and was seen strutting his stuff on the dance floor before presenting the best costume awards to Sgt ‘Mario’ Milligan who looked more like a bus conductor and Sgt ‘She-ra’ Keene L-R Capt Om, Lt Greener and Capt Ambar show off their costumes 30 for the best female costume. Alongside all of this, the food came and went, as did the beer. It seemed one person had had enough as morning fell, when Sgt Harrower got down on one knee and proposed to his The RSM & RQ getting ready for a girlfriend. The dance costume change floor fell silent as she deliberated. After what seemed like an eternity she said…. YES which was awarded with a standing ovation from every table, those who could still stand that is! As the night drew to a close it was ended with a little dirty dancing before the lights went down. Special thanks must go to all the committee who worked tirelessly and made the evening one to remember and also to all the staff who served throughout and helped the night go smoothly. AMPLEFORTH COLLEGE COMBINED CADET FORCE CENTENARY CELEBRATION – by Cpl Pirie Ampleforth College, North Yorkshire, was the setting for the Combined Cadet Force Centenary Celebration 2011, which 2 Sig Regt were invited to attend in order to highlight the Role of the Royal Signals within the British Army. LCpl McDonald, LCpl Stephens, Sig Bowlby, and Cpl Pirie established a display stand in the grounds of the college in the form of a Bowman detachment. Around the detachment they placed numerous boards layered with pictures from the Regt’s recent tour of Afghanistan. Ampleforth College comprises of an Abbey and Boarding School surrounded by several rugby pitches, indoor and outdoor rifle ranges and cricket pitches. With its remote location surrounded by plenty of training areas you can see how it boasts a fine military heritage, with former pupils including Colonel Sir David Stirling (founder of the SAS), Brigadier Simon Frasier (founder of the Commandos), Major General Sir Freddie De Guingand (COS to Field Marshall Montgomery from 1942-44), Major Generals Sir Sebastian Roberts and Jacko Page. With the College surrounding the various stands like an amphitheatre, it made for an ideal setting for the Cadet Force exhibition. Other cap badges on show included 21 Engr Regt, Infantry Training Centre Catterick, 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal, 1 BN Lancashire Regt and the local Army Recruiting Team from Strensall. Luckily the team from 2 Sig Regt arrived early to establish their display and were fortunate enough to get some downtime before the celebrations began. This enabled Cpl Pirie and Sig Bowlby the opportunity to watch the other cap badges set up in the wind and rain. The TA Medics provided the greatest amusement with their attempts at putting up a tent and cam net resembling a team from Dads Army! The visiting crowd at the display was a mix of cadets, students past and present, parents, teachers, and a number of VIPs. During the day we had some good interaction with the public who mainly enquired about our recent tour in Afghanistan, with the odd handshake and messages of thanks for the work we do. Amongst the crowd we were stunned by the fashion trends; suede shoes, brown socks, pink cords and tweed jackets. (Maybe there was a power cut and they got dressed in the dark!) Unfortunately due to the weather a number of displays were cancelled including the helicopter rides and parachute displays. As the event came to an end, in good Royal Signals fashion the tear down took minutes. Overall it had been a fun and interesting day where I feel we made more of the public aware of what 2 Sig Regt and the Royal Signals offer. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 3rd (UNITED KINGDOM) DIVISION HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL REGIMENT BULFORD CO RSM Lt Col G Wilson WO1 (RSM) P Jenkinson The Regt has had another successful few months; primarily the safe return of all those members of Sp Sqn, 202 Sig Sqn and 258 Sig Sqn who had been deployed on Op HERRICK. They had a very successful handover to 21 Sig Regt (AS) and we wish them good luck on their tour. The remainder of the Regt have fully reconstituted following Ex IRON TRIANGLE 11 in Germany and are now looking forward to Ex IRON RESOLVE, Mercury 500 and the Lanyard Trophy competition after summer leave. 206 SIG SQN OC SSM Maj C Coleman WO2 (SSM) A Bedward With Ex IRON TRIANGLE 11 now a distant memory we have had what have seemed a quiet few months. This has been a prime opportunity for the Sqn to do some sport, AT and courses although several have had their lives taken over by Lanyard training. We have now bid a final farewell to WO2 (SSM) Witham and wish him and his family well for their posting at 14 Sig Regt (EW). Similarly, we have also said goodbye to SSgts Butler and Parkinson, posted to 11 Sig Regt and 600 Sig Tp respectively. The last farewell was to the Sqn Ops Offr, Capt Andy Bunting, who has left the Army for pastures new. CAMBRAI TROOP – by Sig Redwood In mid July, Cambrai Tp had a “Troop day out” on behalf of Cpl Lee Whetton, to commemorate his leaving the army after 23 years service. After much planning for an exciting trip to a highly rated water sports center in Ringwood, we decided to go to Nandos and Bowling in Tower Park, Poole. We arrived at the holiday resort at the early time of 1000hrs, some may say too early for a day of bowling booked for 1330hrs! However, this worked out perfectly as it allowed enough time for the majority of the Tp to watch ‘Kung Fu Panda 2’ whilst the remaining members went to the arcade to spend half a month’s wage in the penny slots. After a delicious trip to Nandos, we made our way to the much anticipated Bowling Alley (the highlight of the day). Different abilities and various talents started to emerge throughout and rivalry promptly became evident after a prize was offered; Sgt Dave Dunn eventually came out victorious. This was unlucky for Cpl Craig Gardner who bowled a perfect game straight after, swearing he didn’t change his score using the computer and when asked how, he commented “You just throw it straight”. The Bowling came to an end after a good day and everyone made their way back to camp. NORMANDY TP FAMILIES’ DAY - by Cpl Hamilton On Saturday 30 July Normandy Tp held a families’ day which gave colleagues, friends and families a well deserved opportunity to let their hair down and enjoy themselves. The day also doubled up as a farewell to SSgt ‘Flo’ Watts who is due to be posted on promotion to 251 Sig Sqn in Aldershot. The day started well with the warm weather looking like it was going to hold out. When everyone arrived there was a chance for the family members to visit the Tp garages. Within the garages there were various stands set up which included 2 comms detachments, regularly used exercise equipment, a DVD promoting the Royal Signals and a photographic display showing the Tp on Exercise, Adventure Training and Operational Deployment. Children enjoyed the experience trying on headsets, attempting to lift the bergans and trialling our very own face paint with some helpful advice from the serving personnel. This gave the adults a chance to look around in more detail. There was a bouncy castle set up for the children, who as the day wore on seemed to increase in age. A variety of games were also widely available to keep people entertained such as giant jenga, twister and sumo wrestling. Next up saw LCpl Ian Duggins and Sig Jack Davison run some fun children’s races, which included space hoppers and prize bags of haribo for the kids. Drinks were flowing and it was time for some food; a barbeque which was provided by one of our own chefs, Cpl ‘Gaz’ Butler, who offered some lovely food. After food we moved onto the raffle, with the top prize being an Xbox 360 accompanied by 2 games which everyone was eager to win. Sig Luke Baines was the lucky winner leaving the audience sadly disappointed. We then presented SSgt Watts with his leaving present and farewell card, who then gave a short leaving speech under strict guidelines from his daughter to keep it brief as she is not a fan of his public speaking. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 31 In summary the event proved to be a great success with everyone thoroughly enjoying the event, in particular it was truly pleasing to see the families be a part of the experience and acted as a worthy send off for SSgt Watts who will be greatly missed by the Tp. evacuations, numerous blinds and returns, RTIs and environmental issues. I also spent a week within EXCON during the battlefield simulation phase, monitoring the Bowman net, sending and receiving SITREPs, contact reports and CASEVACs. BATUS – by Sig Liggins I also maintained the nets by erecting antennas and occasionally fault finding. In March of this year I was given the opportunity to go to Canada with 228 Sig Sqn (12 Mech Bde), to help them prepare for their upcoming tour at the beginning of next year. I was excited about the good opportunity to widen my skills and gain more experience. The first exercise was cancelled due to the snow so I deployed at the start of May to the British Army Training Unit Suffield (BATUS). I took part in the 2 PRAIRIE THUNDER exercises, consisting of 2 phases; firstly the live firing then a battlefield simulation part. My main work consisted of range control for the movement and control of 2 Battle Groups; casualty Before returning to the UK I was given a chance to go on a week of AT with a choice of horse riding in the mountains, white water rafting, ice rock climbing or skydiving. I was lucky enough to go skydiving which proved to be an amazing week where I jumped solo from 4000 ft up. This was a great chance to wind down and relax before returning to the UK. If I ever deployed to Canada again I would hopefully get to see more of Canada’s scenery and possibly the live shooting phase from the Artillery’s firing lines. During my deployment I had a great time and learnt a lot more about my job within a deploying unit. 7th SIGNAL REGIMENT ELMPT EXERCISE JAVELIN SUN – by Sig Smith Despite the hectic commitments members of Sp Sqn managed to escape and descended on Wertach, Bavaria for a multi activity holiday. The activities were Kayaking, Kletterstieg, Climbing and Trekking. On arrival we dropped our kit into the rooms, signed out the equipment we needed for the week, received a few “Do’s and Don’ts” briefings and then found our way into the bar for a pint and a game of cards. After the warning that the activities would be quite arduous Sig ‘disco leg’ Wood left the briefing with only one thing in mind “Let the adventure drinking begin”. This was music to SSgt ‘the punisher’ Stainforths ears. After a rude awakening from the fire alarm the training began. SSgt ‘Smoothie’ Smith took his group on Kletterstieg which was new to the group. It was a humorous day with Sig ‘NUBS’ Cadwallader (NUBS = No Upper Body Strength) being dragged up the mountain on a rope with SSgt Smith using the unfortunate situation to earn himself a fresh beverage and cake at the top. Kletterstieg days were always eventful with the instructor offering assistance at a cost. Luckily it is SJAR time and when Capt Dougie Wilson couldn’t drag himself up any more, the cost of the rope went up. It also had LCpl ‘permanent transmit’ Raikoso muted for a few hours. Maj ‘Taff’ Burdge didn’t fancy the usual 3 points of contact therefore he adopted the new improved 5 points of contact with hands, feet and the new addition of the chin hooked over the rock. Climbing was instructed by LCpl ‘Awkward’ Orchard who pushed his groups to the limit then challenged them to a climbing competition knowing that he was fresh as a daisy. At times the climbing was more like a scene out Saturday night fever with all the disco legs. SSgt ‘Mac’ McDougall instructed the Kayaking and he had his work cut out from the start. This was not because of the group’s ability but which lake had the best summer views. After trial and error he got it down to a tee with help from his sidekick Sig ‘capsize’ Bailey who had a canny knack of ending upside down at the first sight of women. On one river trip Sig Chris Mee needed a cuddle from Sig Keating as he was so cold the tears were beginning to flow. Cfn ‘Ice Cream’ Molyneux 32 was on the river for all of 30 seconds before using his helmet as an anchor on the river bottom whilst still attached to his head. Sadly had to be removed from the water due to a nervous break down or was it a back, shoulder or a bad knee. I can’t remember. SSgt Stainforth was IC trekking or as it was named to the students ‘Pete Company’. After returning from one of the forced marches Cpl ‘Dirty’ Dowes was heard asking “where did this man come from, he is a machine”. After a week of over a 1000 meters of assent per day the groups where coming up with any excuse not to be on ‘Pete company’. They ranged from altitude sickness to man flu and sand in the proverbial. As R&R we went to Austria for a white water rafting day. Sig Michelle Russell had a eventful trip as the raft hit a wave she got catapulted into the water, spending the next 15 minutes swimming to catch up. Obviously the raft stopped so she could catch up. LCpl ‘Colly’ Nalaugo decided that the raft was not needed and was often seen floating down the river on his back like big bear and took the instructors 5 km to convince him that the raft was the best place. An enjoyable experience was had by all. OFFICERS, WARRANT OFFICER’S & SNCO’S v OTHER RANKS T20 CRICKET MATCH 2011 – by Cpl Andy Bryant 7 Sig Regt held the annual T20 cricket match on 6 July 2011 between the Officers, Warrant Officers and Senior NCO’S v Other Ranks. After last years win for the Senior’s the other ranks set out for revenge. After winning the toss the Seniors captain, WO1 (FofS) Rodway, chose to bat first. The OR’s team came out of the blocks quickest with LCpl ‘PC’ Collins taking the wickets of Sgts Marlborough and Stonely in his second over. The batting side managed to settle the game down after the OR team lost there main attack seeing LCpl Collins having to leave the game for ‘unforeseen’ circumstances. Sgt Butterfield topped the score board with 27 runs and the first innings finished 124 for 9 after 20 over’s. The OR’s felt so confident with the run chase they sent out the team’s novice players, Sigs Webster and Robinson, to open the batting and they managed a 3 over partnership before Sig THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 ‘Robbo’ Robinson was bowled out by Sgt Worsnop. All confidence shifted dramatically by the end of the 10th over with the OR’s on a measly 35 for 4. Then gear change came with Sig Stannard who was the first player of the match to reach the 30 run declare score, followed up by an impressive innings from LCpl ‘Ginge’ Orchard (REME) hitting 33 runs. The OR’s team amazingly, managed to bat out their 20 overs but fell 24 runs short of the target finishing on 101 for 5. So for the second year in a row the Officers, Warrant Officers and Senior NCOs win the trophy. This years best batsman went to LCpl Orchard with a score of 33 runs, best bowler when to LCpl Orchard with figures of 14 runs for 3 wickets off 3 over’s. Congratulations to Man of the Match LCpl Orchard. Congratulations to the Officers, Warrant Officers & Senior NCOs again and we look forward to next year when hopefully the CO, Lt Col Long, will make the grade for WO1 (FofS) Rodway’s team. NIJMEGEN MARCHES 2011 - by SSgt (YofS) Krikorian 100 miles in 4 days carrying a nominal amount of weight….. how hard can it be?! It all started late last year when I was asked to ‘recruit’ a team of volunteers from across the Regt to enter this years’ Nijmegen Marches, an annual International Marching Event staged in Holland that attracts over 40,000 marchers every year from around the world (5000 of which are military). After delivering an initial interest brief to the Regt in January a few ‘volunteers’ (initially led by WO1 (RSM) Russ Heynes who unfortunately had to later pull out due to a fast ball posting), bravely stepped forward having been convinced by me that the ‘marching’ aspect of the event was merely an excuse to spend a week in Nijmegen during the height of summer with all that it has to offer. With a minimum of 11 members required to field a team, a team began to take shape made up predominately from 229 (Berlin) Sig Sqn and a smattering from Sp Sqn, all of whom had never taken part in this event previously. This is a distinctly different event to that of Lanyard or Cambrian Patrol, much to the dismay of one SSgt Andy Dunn who was hoping for something more ‘competitive’. Adding a soft feminine touch to the testosterone filled team was Lt Abbie Roberts and Sgt Kerry Hopkinson, a very welcome dynamic. Training finally began in early April under the direction of Sig Lee Loach with a threshold AFT. So far so good! A weekly tab around the vast airfield of Javelin Barracks enabled the team to get some ‘time on their feet’. The distances varied from a quick 12 miler to a more substantial 18-20 miles; for some of the team this was a first having never tabbed more than the standard AFT 8 miles before. Trial and error with the boot/sock combination proved emotional, culminating in a general consensus that Army issued assault boots and socks were not the order of the day! As it turned out however, no boots fully protect you from the dreaded blister, no matter how expensive. In order to attend the marches all military personnel are required to conduct a qualifier, a 2 day event where all teams and individuals must complete 25 miles per day on consecutive days. This was held in mid May in and around JHQ, Rheindahlen, so just a short trip down the A52. The qualifiers were the first real taste of what lay in store (and the first time WO2 (FofS) Lou Cleary had made an appearance, preferring instead to save his energy for the main events rather than burn himself out by training). As the team assembled at the start line at a typically early 0500hrs we were reminded that it wasn’t a race, however this did little to dispel the competitive edge and we were soon off, reeling the teams in that had set off before THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 us. A mere 6hrs 45mins later the team had the crossed the finish line, satisfied that the first day and 25 miles of Rheindahlen countryside had passed. Day 2, another early start, and the general mood was not quite as upbeat (unless your name was Sig Dean ‘GRS’ Smith that is. He has far too much energy for one person!). The toll of day one had manifested overnight with a number of the team suffering badly blistered feet and reoccurrences of previous injuries to the extent that 3 members had to retire from the qualifier, embarrassingly me being one of them; injury, not blisters, being the reason I hasten to add. With a more sensible approach being applied to the pace, the remainder of the team were able to complete the second and final day of the marches without further losses. Fortunately those that didn’t complete the official qualifier we were able to conduct a local qualifier on camp in early June. The day of departure to Nijmegen quickly arrived and so we loaded onto 2 minibuses and set off on the short drive into Holland arriving at Heumensoord Camp, our home for the next week, a little over an hour later. The temporary camp houses around 6000 military personnel from around the world with the British Military Contingent (BMC) being the largest at around 850. The BMC was made up of teams from all 3 services, Army and Air Cadets, and numerous UOTC teams all adding to the flavour. Once we’d settled into our ‘spacious’ 16 man rooms Sig Ricky Robinson and Sig Adam Skelding led the way in locating the much fabled International Beer Tent to help us get into the spirit of things. A few Grolsch later we joined the masses and ventured into the City Centre to experience the full carnival atmosphere. A crazy night was followed by a few sore heads the following morning. I would tell you about the night but what happens at Nijmegen stays at Nijmegen! Needless to say, it was fairly eventful (mentioning no names…. Sgt Leon Bancroft). After a further 2 days of ‘acclimatisation’ the first day of marching started with reveille at the ungodly hour of 0300hrs. To make matters worse, the alarm call was a rather annoying song entitled ‘Wake Up Call’, a mash of genres (heavy metal and Steps), played throughout camp on the tannoy system. After a filling continental breakfast the march began, as it did on all marching days, with the BMC forming up in file, in teams and marching out of Heumensoord with a military band playing and a military commander taking the salute on the dais. The first few kms of the route consisted entirely of military teams but it wasn’t long before we streamed into the thousands of civilians just as the sun rose. With plenty of pit stops enroute and plenty of sights to take in each day, the 8+ hours seemed to go by relatively quickly but it was still with some relief when the sight of the large boots and helmet welcomed us back onto Heumensoord at the end of each day. On the fourth day the route finishes with a walk up the Via Gladiola, into the heart of the city, where the crowds make you feel as if you are back in 1945 on VE day. Even LCpl Roshan-Kumar Gurung managed to enjoy it having spent the entire 4 days in acute pain with achilles tendonitis. On each of the 4 days a different area of the city and its surrounding countryside were covered by the thousands of marches cheered on and supported by thousands upon thousands of local residents and visitors. Every 5th house had full on sound system that any nightclub would be proud of complete with a budding DJ cheering us all on or shouting out ‘Aussie, Aussie, Aussie’ to our Australian OC Maj Marcaus Muller who would enthusiastically reply with the obligatory ‘Oi, Oi, Oi’. Children of all ages lined the streets either offering us sweets and carrot sticks or attempting to increase their souvenir collection. Even the local hospitals wheeled out their patients 33 onto the route to offer their support. The whole event has to be experienced to be believed, the atmosphere is pure electric. The hospitality and support shown by the people of Nijmegen, the Ministry of Defence and sponsors alike set this apart from other similar events. During the Four Day Marches, the Nijmegen City Centre played host to almost one million people. 100 miles in 4 days carrying a nominal amount of weight….. how hard can it be?! Well, I can, with some certainty, say that no, it isn’t a walk in the park and the pain on the balls of your feet is akin to being beaten with a cricket bat. However, the crowds, support, atmosphere and experience makes it more than worth it. EXERCISE MERLION DAGGER 2 - by LCpl Thomas Ex MERLION DAGGER started with weapon cleaning on the Monday morning. This gave the guys a chance to prepare the weapons for the week ahead. Sig Powney obviously forgot to do this as later on in the week he ended up firing his rifle with the SUSAT hanging off! Apparently this was his excuse for his less than perfect shooting. The rest of the day was spent conducting essential pre-tour administration and last minute kit checks followed by briefings for the following day. Tuesday started at 0745 with the usual PT session. However the SSM had planned a more relevant session to get us all in the mood for war. It included a round robin of 4 stations of various combat conditioning exercises. In no particular order we had LCpl ‘Chezney’ Rodgers conducting upper body wrestling drills, LCpl Tom Allen instructing grappling drills and myself taking PSPO strikes . The last stand was a cheeky mini circuit thrown in by LCpl ‘Chief’ Rana, which involved med ball pushes, power bag carries and rope heaves. Eugh!After PT the sections had a series of stands to visit around camp. These ranged from basic life support and catastrophic bleed training to a counter improvised explosive device and mines brief by 921 EOD Sqn. A judgmental shoot was conducted in the DCCT, with the assistance of the RMP who provided ‘a voice of reason’ throughout the discussions. The LAD kindly taught 232 Sig Sqn Gp about vehicle extraction, all relevant to the Theatre we are imminently due to deploy to. Wednesday was our first day on the ranges. The initial stand was conducted using the rifle where we did a ‘mini’ ACMT to revise and remind our fire positions and shake out the cobwebs. We then moved on to the pistol (Sig Sauer P229) weapon handling test and then progressing to shooting in various positions. Towards the end of the range after some excellent coaching we were actually hitting the target, well some of us! Sgt Joyce introduced us to the Carbine - the shortened version of our personal weapon nicknamed the “stubby”. The final lesson was on how to balance and test “The Guuuuun! The Guuuuun!” the GPMG. The second day on the ranges consisted of more Sig Sauer shooting, which in my personal opinion should be the weapon of choice by everybody in the armed forces. That is unless you are strong enough to carry “The GUUUUN” and ammo and barrels, etc. We were all given scores for the pistol shoot and Sig ‘Tabs’ Tabaka achieved the highest score of the day, congratulations to him. In the afternoon we conducted an adaptation of the Fire and Movement test, just in time to regurgitate our lunch. Cpl ‘Omar’ Brown got the fastest time of the day, this was probably down to the fact that he was thoroughly warmed up, as it was his 3rd attempt when he passed the ‘fire’ part of the test. Friday saw us carrying out an AFT and then Op PLUNDER for our comfort boxes for tour. The OC took us through some final briefings on welfare and COIN. Finally we had a talk from the padre where we sang hymns in our Sqn lines and had a blessing. The blessing was slightly unorthodox as by the end of it we were all covered in “holy water”- I personally think he just wanted to start a water fight! The team enjoying a well earned beer on completion of the final days march 34 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 10th SIGNAL REGIMENT CORSHAM CO RSM Lt Col G E Bennett WO1 (RSM) Nowosielski The focus of 10 Sig Regt is to provide a constant and steady stream of personnel to meet the rolling programme of operational deployments. On a continued and sustained basis nearly 20% of the Regts manpower is deployed at any one time, with a further 10% held at high readiness in the UK. This may well increase next year with the Olympic games and the ceremonial demands of the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee likely to be added to the current demands. Whilst the Sqns are spread out across the UK from Northern Ireland to Aldershot the Regt remains united under that operational banner. Coming together for the wider aspects of military and regimental life requires a bit more effort but reap great rewards. The past few months have seen everything from operations and exercises to a hard fought CO’s Cup Basketball and a much enjoyed Regtl Families’ day. EXERCISE BRUNO BIKERIDE – by Sgt Gill When a person is due to leave the colours it is only right and proper they have an appropriate send off. So with the impending departure of the Adjt, Capt Vaughan, it was time to organise something unforgettable. Many possible options were considered such as a meal and social, a round of golf, or even a trip abroad but these would have been too easy. So all RHQ personnel were invited to cycle 100 miles starting from MOD Corsham and including the majority of the Avon Cycle route. When they stood on the start line it was like a scene from the Tour de France with florescent lycra and racing bikes everywhere. The QM even managed to collect a number of spare bicycles (4 mountain bikes) so everyone could be involved much to the joy of Sgt Gill. As the rain poured over the bicycle helmets at 0730hrs, all that remained was to have a ‘before’ photograph and get on our way. We started with a gentle 25 miles from MOD Corsham to Chew Lake, via Bath centre. This opener was fairly uneventful; however, Maj Mark Harris kept disappearing on outings of his own and must have covered an extra 10 miles. At the check point everyone was suitably soaked and disappointed that the admin team hadn’t produced the promised hot sweet brew. After dealing with a slight graze on the CO’s arm and with everybody still smiling (including the RSM) the sun came out and we continued on our journey. Having now cycled anticlockwise around Bristol and the coast we headed up over the Avonmouth Bridge and north to Thornbury which was pleasantly flat, although everyone had been warned by Capt Chamberlain that the worst incline was at the 75 mile point. With only 2 punctures to note the group crossed the M4 making good time. So far the ground had been undulating and spirits were still high (including the RSM) but then the steep incline appeared. There was a willingness and determination displayed by all riders but only a few had the ability to cycle up it. At the top all of the riders were greeted by the admin team, led by WO2 (RQMS) Chapman, who was smiling and wondering what all of the fuss was about. Within touching distance of the finish line the group pushed on, staying together until Cpl Steel decided to extend his bike ride by making a slight detour. After the unscheduled stop to regroup all that remained was the final few miles and at 1830hrs everyone arrived safely back at the QMs department in Corsham. The admin team presented the refreshments and after the CO said a final farewell to Capt Vaughan we all agreed that the day would etched on our minds for a long time. 225 (ECM(FP) SIGNAL SQUADRON OC SSM Maj RJ Craig WO2 (SSM) J Love It has been another extremely busy period for 225 Sig Sqn (ECM (FP)). Their continued support to Op HERRICK has seen the deployment of an additional surge team to implement new equipments to Theatre. This concentrated effort will provide increased capability in Electronic Counter Measures Force Protection whilst reducing weight and increasing reliability. They are also now firmly embedded with the OPTAG team, supplementing the PDT support provided with The Tour De Bristol THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 35 dedicated support to RSOI in Theatre during the RiP periods. In barracks whilst the primary focus remains force generation and preparation for Ops they have managed to continue routine training. This culminated with the annual Sqn Battle Camp as Cpl Taylor, a TA augmentee explains…. “You’re on battle camp on Sunday”, is not the news I hoped to hear on my first week in a new unit, however, it proved to be a challenging but perfect opportunity to meet new colleagues and absorb the unit ethos. We loaded up our kit on a sunny Sunday afternoon and set out for Magilligan Training Camp. A cosy sleep on the minibus ended as we arrived at the camp - a series of rectangular buildings clad in corrugated steel which seemed like it should be part of the adjoining prison, with a similar feeling of isolation. Monday morning started with a steady state run followed by a map reading theory lesson. In the afternoon we put our revision to the test with practical navigation up in the hills. The terrain ranged from paved roads through barbed wire, forests, streams and peat bogs, a fact which made map reading interesting as much of the wood-line had been altered recently in order to carve up peat. After a few light showers, the hikers’ mantra “better a rainy day on the hills, than a sunny one in the office” emerged: a philosophy which we would test to its limits later in the week. On Tuesday we broke down into 3 sections and patrolled between stands covering basic soldiering skills including long forgotten arts such as how to erect a poncho, harbour drills, how to throw an L1-11 and setting up trip flares. After a hearty range stew the next stand involved judging the distance of a Clint Eastwood target! We then moved in to a small midge-infested wood and set about hacking at the roots of trees in an attempt to dig foxholes while moaning in the rain like sultry recruits. LCpl Nick Cooke managed to set off his trip flare whilst double checking he’d taken the safety pin out, I think he got his answer! Finally we got into routine and, but for a couple of shifts on the sentry position, had a surprisingly good night’s sleep. The next day started with a 0430 stand to, followed by corned beef hash and a trip to the brick-built toilet (thank you conservationalism!). The rain, which until now had been sporadic, arrived in a torrential downpour (on orders from the OC) and despite our hastily reconstructed bashers drenched us from head to toe. The day continued with another series of soldiering skills lessons, this time a little more advanced, covering Close Target Reconnaissance, Battlefield Casualty Drills, Section Attacks, and finally Bayonet drills. Sgt Rob Bryan, who had been notably absent until this point, seemed to exhaust himself sending us running, diving and leopard crawling halfway across the field chanting “Blood, Blood, Cpl MacDonald showing his aggression on the bayonet range 36 Blood.” For my own part, I was exhausted before I got near to stabbing anything; however, we all found the session enjoyable. Following this we patrolled back into our trusty shellscrapes from the night before and settled into routine, only to be attacked by the DS twice in the middle of the night, leading to an evacuation to the ERV, followed by an extraction tab. As dawn broke we found ourselves tabbing up a steep incline which even the Land Rover Safety Vehicle seemed to be struggling with. The sun finally showed its face, not when we were cold and wet but as we were exhausted and panting for breath halfway up the hill. This said, even these circumstances failed to diminish the stunning views. Our new harbour location was infested by clouds of fleshhungry midges. Despite smearing ourselves with issued insect repellent, we all spent the next 24 hours swatting, slapping and swathing away in a vain effort to protect our hands, necks and faces. Even our feet were midge-bitten in the few seconds it took to powder feet and change our sodden socks. The next task involved a patrol across the hill to collect rations, which in spite of some creative map reading proved mercifully easy. We then settled into routine and sleep in preparation for the night’s recce patrol. “Any order that can be misunderstood, will be misunderstood” The recce patrols started a little late after a misunderstanding of the difference between “move no later than” and “return no later than”. Patrolling out silently toward our target, I thanked myself for deciding to don Gore-Tex trousers after dragging the inside of my thigh over a barbwire fence and gouging my leg through 2 layers of trousers. After a short stay on target, we extracted via Landrover, headed back to the harbour and spent the night scribbling our reports before leaving the location for good and returning to Magilligan training area. The next phase was the section competition which started easily enough with Military Knowledge and history quiz before a quick tab to stand 2 where we were locked inside a van with a pile of disassembled weapons and told to put them back together. Stand 3 involved some seriously poor attempts to throw a practice grenade at a series of targets. By stand 4 we had covered some distance on already sore feet, thankfully this stand involved naming regiments by their cap badge and came as a much needed rest...prior to the next stand. Stand 6 started with 2 mock casualties and involved carrying out a well rehearsed routine of bandages, aid memoires and reassurance. Stretcher Race THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 Just when we thought it was all over we moved on to part 2, the casualty extraction, which involved running, staggering, shouting and screaming while carrying a loaded stretcher in a giant loop in search of a theoretical evacuation point. We then spent a few minutes composing ourselves before ambling on to Stand 7, which involved a memory test and was thankfully the last stop before the return march back to Magilligan Camp. The weekend was spent in the classroom, on Leadership and Development lessons including Appreciations, Essay Writing, and discussion groups after which our minds were as tired as our bodies! Week 2 consisted of a series of range packages interspersed with MATTs lessons back in the classroom; a welcome change from the previous week. The weather improved and we managed to spend an afternoon on the beach playing variations of rounder’s in conditions which almost resembled summer. The range package progressed from basic marksmanship through to the Individual Battle Skills Range where we had a chance to exhaust any built up aggression in our advance up the range through various fire positions. Finally we loaded up our kit and set off home to Lisburn for rifle cleaning, unloading of kit and an early night. 241 SIGNAL SQUADRON OC SSM Maj SJ Bristow WO2 (SSM) P Belcher 241 Sig Sqn is a Sqn of Installation Technicians whose mission is to provide ICS cabling, installation and specialist expertise to UK, Expeditionary and OGD Operations in order to enable the supported Commanders’ ICS. The Sqn currently has one surge team deployed on Op HERRICK with another gearing up to deploy in early October. They are also providing infrastructure installation support to 1ADSR as they provide the ICS for the HERRICK 15 MST series, in particular the FTX on SPTA. With additional commitments and a robust training package due to commence in September the soldiers are preparing for a typically hectic half-year. 241 SIG SQN ABF CHARITY COLLECTION AND SPORTSMAN’S DINNER NIGHT - by Cpl R G Heap Every year 10 Sig Regt holds a Sportsman’s Dinner event to celebrate the sporting achievements of the last 12 months. During this event awards are presented to the Regts sports person and sports team of the year, as well as sporting full and half colours to individuals who have made significant contributions to various sports. We also take this opportunity to raise money for the Army Benevolent Fund, which is the Regts chosen charitable organisation. This annual event is 241 Sig Sqns responsibility to organise and this year the running of the event was led by SSgts Partridge and Ramsden. Initial fund raising began several weeks before the event with teams going forth to collect as much money as possible over 2 days. On the first day team IC Sgt Brewster was tasked with bagpacking at Sainsbury’s in Chippenham. LCpl Kidd set up a stand in the entrance to encourage deposits of cash from passersby. Cpl Devlin cracked the whip as soldiers were tasked to fill customers’ shopping bags as quickly and efficiently as possible at the tills whilst simultaneously trying to collect money and not break eggs! The evening of the Sportsman’s Dinner itself was a great success. A silent auction was conducted by SSgt Partridge for the other prizes the Sqn had managed to procure including premiership football team signed shirts, golf holes and various days out. The main event then took place with CO Lt Col Bennett handing out the sporting colours. The winner of the main award for Sports Personality of the Year went to Maj Smikle for his years of dedication to various sporting activities, not only to the Regt but to the Corps, over his military career spanning more than 3 decades. The whole event as well as the auction and raffle on the night managed to raise £5288 which was a fantastic effort from the small element of soldiers not deployed from 241 Sig Sqn. 251 SIGNAL SQUADRON OC SSM Maj JTD Wright WO2 (SSM) Gronn With the pace of life not reducing, the Sqn has been kept busy over the last few months with various commitments to Ceremonial Duties and UK Operations exercises too. In addition, there have been a number of welcomes and farewells with some key Sqn personalities changing over and more off very shortly. UK Ops wise, the Sqn has been 225 Signal Squadron THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 37 supporting Ex HOT SANDS at RAF Swynnerton, the second of the Technical Response Force’s annual 2 week exercises. This was a chance for the new Training Yeoman, SSgt (YofS) Mitchell, to see the soldiers doing their core business in various locations all over the UK as well as providing vital training opportunities on Tyndale. Since returning, the guys have been preparing for and delivering additional training courses which were run in order to bring the influx of new soldiers up to speed on the Sqns bespoke equipments. Finally, the Sqn has supported an Op BANKNOTE exercise at RAF Honnington which was a great success. Not to be outdone, the Ceremonial Ops side of the house has also been eventful with the Queens Birthday Parade in June. During this, the SOinC(A) visited and had the opportunity to witness first hand the Sqns soldiers on parade. With many hellos and goodbyes occurring, it seems only right to mention some key players who have departed. SSgt (FofS) Teasdale and SSgt (FofS(IS)) Storey have both left along with the Ops Offr, Capt (Tfc) White and the Sqn wishes them all the very best in their new posts. 243 SIGNAL SQUADRON OC Maj D Hughes Maj Nev Smikle hands over Command to Maj Dave Hughes The last 3 months have seen a staged change in the management of 243 Sig Sqn from top to bottom, with a complete hierarchy change to the SHQ. Starting with the OC where the Sqn said fond goodbye to Maj Nev Smikle to DE&S ISS Networks and welcome to Maj Dave Hughes from DE&S ISS GOSCC. They also say a fond farewell to SSM Alford who departs the Corps on completion of 22 years service. His relief, WO2 Attwell, will soon join from 7 Sig Regt in Sep 11. 605 (ICS SP) SIG TP Capt (ToT(IS)) Jules Thorne, OC 605 Sig Tp and Sqn Ops Offr has now handed over to Capt (ToT(IS)) Nicky Coombs. Additionally Sgt Hunsperger departs the Army after 14 years service and is focused on chancing his luck on Dragon’s Den. The Sqn also says a fond farewell to Sgt Leatherby who leaves to commence her FofS training at Blandford. Good luck to all in their new environments and especially to the new incumbents as the Sqn continues to focus on support to Op OLYMPIC. The Tp also welcomes back SSgt FofS (IS) Kennie after a short tour of what can only be described as Pakistan’s version of Big Brother! Congratulations to LCpl Sear on his recent selection for promotion to Cpl, a well deserved promotion which will only increase his ego and ability to spend more on beauty and hair products! 643 (CYBER) SIG TP The Tp says a fond farewell to 2 of the first incumbents of 643, who spent the first 2 months in the Corps newest ‘Cyber’ Tp painting and cleaning! The 2 who will be leaving are Sgt Aitchison, who has been the Tp’s G4 guru. He has tried to develop his golf skills by attending a course, however the old age adage of ‘you pass you test and then learn to drive’ is definitely relevant! Cpl Symington, who has lost 4 stone in weight and gained 5 stone in ego moves a mere 500 metres on camp and leaves a massive void to fill in a sports and social capacity! Good luck to both and your families in your new roles, you will be sorely missed! 16th SIGNAL REGIMENT ELMPT CO RSM Lt Col AM Fallows WO1 (RSM) T Hodgskins EXERCISE DIAMOND EAGLE 10-17 Jul 11 - by Lt N Perkins It was obvious why Martin Boorman had chosen this particular site for his ambitious project to build the Kehlsteinhaus as a present from the Nazi Party to their beloved Fuhrer on his 50th birthday. Known in English as the Eagle’s Nest, the Kehlsteinhaus was designed as a mountain retreat and teahouse where Adolf Hitler could entertain foreign dignitaries, and it commands breathtaking views over the Konigsee and surrounding peaks. Now a restaurant, it played host to 22 members of 16 Sig Regt and one from 7 Sig Regt on 16 July, some nursing hangovers and all reflecting on the week of mountaineering that had been Ex DIAMOND EAGLE. Our enjoyment of the views was enhanced by the bright sunshine and clear skies, which were in stark contrast to the weather that had greeted us on our arrival in GarmischPartenkirchen 6 days earlier. Having checked the weather forecast online before departing, my hopes had not been high and my fears seemed to be 38 borne out as the rain hammered on the minibus roof and bounced up off the road to be whipped into a mist by the driving wind. With the roads covered in water and Rod Stewart singing ‘We are sailing’ on the radio, we tried to force down the fear of shipwreck and fervently crossed our fingers in the hope that it would stop before we had to put the tents up. An earlier and premature encounter with a Cliff (a rather unfortunate American motorcyclist) and one or 2 wrinkles to iron out with security at the US Armed Forces Recreation Centre in Garmisch had added hours to our journey time, but sometimes fate is on your side and as it turned out we hit a window of clear weather and were able to make camp in the dry. After some consultation and a map recce, instructors Sgt Phil Eaves, myself and JSMEL Cpl Tom ‘McLovin’ Burke agreed our route for day one, intended as a rather gentle introduction to the week with a reasonable finish time and a barbeque in the evening. Of course no plan survives first contact, so all 3 groups eventually came off the mountain after an epic 10 hours of walking, up, down, up some more, down, back up THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 the same slope, back down it again and so on. Tempers were fraying and teddies were in danger of being thrown by the time we finally met up with the admin party and the minibuses. Unwittingly we had achieved all of the aims of AT on the first day, which will no doubt live long in the memory. Sig ‘Cable Car’ Green commented ‘I was a broken man,’ and Sig ‘Hot Air Balloon’ Almond said later in the week, ‘This is the hardest AT I’ve ever done...especially Monday!’ Ex DIAMOND EAGLE at the Eagle’s Nest After the emotional trauma of Monday we rewrote the script to give the students a bit of rest and recuperation after a morning of micro navigation in the blistering sunshine. In the local swimming pool the 5 metre diving board became the scene of yet more sojourns outside of comfort zones, some interesting costumes and a few aerial ‘Jimmies’. The weather for the second half of the week was somewhat damp, with the cloud clinging stubbornly to the mountainsides and restricting visibility. The drop in temperature after Tuesday was welcome, however, as it made the ascents of Wank on Wednesday and the Zugspitze on Thursday and Friday less likely to end in heatstroke. After further confirmation of navigation skills and teamwork on an ascent of the amusingly-named Wank and the obligatory group photo at the Wank-Haus, we prepared ourselves for the 2-day ascent of Germany’s highest mountain, the Zugspitze, which we had planned for Thursday and Friday. Setting off early on Thursday morning we started the long walk through the Partenach Klamm gorge and the valley that led to the Zugspitze itself. The weather remained damp and a persistent drizzle ensured that everyone was wet through. Even at low level the views in the valley were fantastic, with the sheer rocks rising on both sides and the impossibly clear water tumbling along its rocky bed. be a natural jacuzzi. The water temperature was around zero degrees Celsius so we didn’t stay long! Making the long ascent to the Knorrhutte at 2,051m, where we would stay that night, we could only guess at the views along the valley that we were missing out on as we trudged on in a virtual whiteout. We reached the Knorrhutte in good time, dried off and warmed up with a hot dinner before getting an early night, as we intended to strike out for the summit at 0430 hours on Friday. Sgt Phil Eaves’ group does a Jimmy The view from above the KehlsteinhausA The 3 groups set off in the pre dawn gloom, led by Cpl Tom Burke’s group, who all hoped to gain their SMP qualification from the exercise. Cpl Burke led as the most senior instructor, as it was his call as to whether we would actually make the summit. In the end he led his group up a challenging ascent above the Sonn Alpin ski centre as far as he could before determining that it was unsafe to continue. The other 2 groups arrived at Sonn Alpin at 2,600m to see the SMP group about 100 metres higher, probing for a possible route. This was somewhat complicated by the sudden drop in temperature that was accompanied by flurries of snow – proof that mountain weather is anything but predictable. Seeking shelter in the Ski Centre, groups 2 and 3 waited for Cpl Burke to bring his group safely back down. This proved more difficult that getting up there, with Pte ‘CJ’ Kotze commenting, ‘That was the hardest thing I’ve ever done.’ Giving up on the summit was not easy, but given the conditions and the experience of both instructors and students, it would have been irresponsible to continue. On the descent from Sonn Alpin we were at least compensated with a break in the clouds which presented some stunning views down the valley. On the Zugspitze, Day 4. The Weather was not on our side Rising higher, we began to enter the cloud, but not before marvelling at the various waterfalls that fed the river below and in some cases sampling the delights of what appeared to THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 The decision to climb no further took little away from the week which had proven more physically and emotionally challenging than many exped members had envisaged, and the sense of achievement and satisfaction was not dented at all. Many of the students learned more about their own limits, which will no doubt serve them well in their careers. 39 I cannot end this article without a special mention of the 4 chefs who not only played a full part in the exped, but also provided for us admirably throughout the week. My thanks go to them, LCpl Chemjong, Pte Rai of 7 Sig Regt, Pte ‘CJ’ Kotze and Pte ‘Spoons’ Thomas, and also to both Cpl Burke of 37 Sig Regt (V) and the admin team of Sgt Jase Kent and Sgt Steve Livesey. OFFICERS Vs SERGEANTS CRICKET 15 JUN 11 - by Lt M Kruszynski Stereotypes, there are many of them. One such stereotype is that Aussies love cricket. This is not too far from the truth for cricket is played enthusiastically nation wide, and not just by posh private school boys. Another such stereotype is that Aussies are good at cricket. This I would contest. While our dominance of the international cricket arena is virtually unsurpassed, (Ashes? What Ashes?) a significant portion of Aussie cricket supporters are the armchair generals of the sporting world. In spite of this fact (or perhaps because of it, who knows?) I was chosen, as the in situ representative of the Great Southern Land, of organising the Officers vs Seniors Cricket match because obviously, that is what Australian officers do. Undaunted however, the wheels were set in motion. The pitch was booked and prepared, food and drink very kindly organised by WO2 (SSM) Wedge from 230 Sig Sqn, PMC of the WOs and Sgts Mess, the rules slightly modified and finalised and then promptly changed 5 minutes before the start of the match. Having elected to bowl first, the Officers team took up their positions on the field and set about sizing up their undoubtedly stiff competition. Believing our opponents to be virtually unbeatable, it was a pleasant surprise to see the Seniors team’s more formidable players such as WO2 (SSM) Wedge and SSgt Shubert topple like pins in the face our ferocious bowling deliveries. Little did we know that we were about to be faced with Sgt Kent whose succession of fours and sixes left the Officers questioning their chances of success. Prior to the game, it had been decided that in the interest of giving everyone a turn, a batsman must retire after 25 runs. After Sgt Kent’s seemingly endless onslaught, the officers were left wondering whether the Seniors had flagrantly disregarded the rules (which would not have surprised anyone), only to be informed that Sgt Kent was sitting on a convenient 24. From that point on, we began to doubt the integrity and level of commitment of our scorekeepers. The fact that the ever-sly SSgt Briggs persistently loitered around the scorekeepers’ area did not dispel our concerns. With the innings coming to an end, the Seniors were left with a respectable but not insurmountable score of 88 runs. The delicious afternoon tea break saw the officers team quickly plan out their batting strategy, becoming ever bolder with the added lubricating effect of a well deserved glass of Pimm’s. Whilst the seniors meant business when it came to bowling and fielding, the score for the officers team climbed slowly but steadily. With the aid of OPSO Maj Lyons’s impressive run total (also a convenient 24 when questioned) and the solid contribution by Lt Prady and Lt Flecchia, victory for the officers seemed a real possibility. This, however, was not to be. No amount of dead ground counselling for the scorekeepers or last minute batting assistance from the RMO Capt Reynolds could change the fact that numbers do not lie. The innings for the Officers ended with a painfully close 77 runs. In the end however, it was the fun and satisfaction of a day of healthy competition (and abundant supplies of sandwiches and Pimm’s) that most prominently remained in 40 everyone’s minds. All that remained was a relaxed BBQ at the Officers Mess for all the Regt’s officers, seniors and families to cap off an enjoyable day. RACE THE SUN - by Cpl Rone Under the cover of the last hour of darkness 16 highly tuned courageous athletes from 16 Sig Regt awoke to take on the challenge that 2 Sig Regt had laid before them; a 15 leg multi activity endurance race over the Yorkshire Moors, commencing at first light and to be completed before last. Leg one: Run and Canoe (0.5km run/6km paddle). As the first rays of light beamed over the eastern horizon and shone on the cold waters of the River Ouse our team captain, Lt Prady, stood heart in hand on the line of departure waiting for the Big Go at 0500hrs. Boom! Off went the Big Go, and off went Lt Prady like a hungry greyhound with only one thing on his mind, getting to his canoe first, and that he did. Unfortunately for the hungry greyhound what should have been on his mind was ‘does that spray deck thing go on back first then front or front first then back?’ To be fair to him it was 50:50. Putting this small technical issue behind him he took to the open water rapidly propelling his canoe into the distance leaving the competition in his wake and finished a very respectable fourth. Leg 2: River Run (12km). Anxiously waiting for Lt Prady on the bank of the River Ouse was Sig Barnes. As soon as the hot canoe crossed the finish line Sig Barnes was gone, turning loose footpath gravel into dust. Soon he was hot on the front runners heels and managed to gain a place putting us into third position by the time he reached the finish line at Linton Lock. (Sig Barnes completed this leg in the quickest time of all competitors that day). Leg 3: Run and Bike (7km run / 27km cycle). Limbering up at Linton Lock was Sgt Hilbert. Sig Barnes was in and off went Sgt Hilbert. After a fast run time he reached his awaiting bike. He mounted the stealthy black racing bike and ‘road it like he stole it! His pro like riding was a thing of beauty, until the chain came off! After getting down and dirty with the chain he was back on and blazing up the A19. After a fast gruelling 27km ride like a gust of hot wind Sgt Hilbert crossed the finish line giving Lt Crane and LCpl Johnston the nod to start Leg 4. Leg 4: Hill Run (5km). Two men, one hill, fast as you can, GO! Like mountain goats on Red Bull Lt Crane and LCpl Johnston made rapid progress up the near vertical hill. After 5km of pure adrenaline filled vertical running they had reached the very welcome sight of the finish line. Leg 5: Forced March/ TAB, (12.5km). With a 15kg bergen the mentally and physically prepared Sgt Callaghan and Sig Husband ran off into the Yorkshire Moors covering the ground as fast as humanly possible. With the gruelling 12.5km of fun behind him Sgt Callaghan crossed the finish line in an impressive third position, shortly followed by Sig Husband. Leg 6: Moor Run (10km). With Sgt Callaghan in, Maj Cowan and SSgt (FofS(IS)) Brotherston had the green light to go. Off they went like there was no tomorrow, smashing up the tranquil tracks of the Rievaulx Moor. Holding on to our strong position the Moor Run was soon complete. Leg 7: Half Marathon (21km). This leg was on me (Cpl Rone). 0900hrs mass start. As the clock struck 9, I crossed the start line, with the one thing on the agenda, beating the 7 Sig Regt contender. After 12km there was one thing clear, 16 Sigs were the ones to fear. Neither hills nor sand could stop me now, 7 Sigs step back and take a bow. 1hr 30. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 Leg 8: Mountain Bike (24km). On sight of Cpl Rone crossing the half marathon finish line, Lt Crane had the thumbs up to go. Once again it was time for man and machine to become one. Off Lt Crane went, tearing up the Moors with his rapid spinning rear tyre, looking for traction where ever it could find it. With the awesome power of the human engine onboard Lt Crane had soon covered the 24km of arduous terrain and crossed the line finish line in a very respectable third position. Leg 9: Fell Run (10km). With the mountain bike safely in, the hungry for victory Lt Osabwa sprinted off into the fells of Levisham moor at an enviable pace, passing through Horcum, Blakey Topping and then the Bridestones, soon to be greeted at the welcoming finish line by Lt Col Fallows and Cpl Robinson. Leg 10: Orienteering (10km). Map-check, compass-check, whistle-check, Dalby Forest-Go! Lt Col Fallows and Cpl Robinson, both navigational geniuses, dispersed from the start line looking for the 12 controls. As the leg drew to a close it was clear that Lt Col Fallows was the nav ninja and Cpl Robinson a geographically challenged nav ninja, though a ninja nevertheless. With the control points collected the pair were back in to give the forest runner his cue to go. The 16SR Race the Sun Team Leg 11: Forest Run (10km). On the cue to go Cfn Skill ran, ran and ran some more, gliding through Dalby Forest all the way to Thornton-Le-Dale, there was no stopping this boy he was on fire! As he crossed the line he was happy with the second best time of the day. Leg 12: Cycle Orienteering (30km). After putting Cfn Skill out with the nearest red fire extinguisher SSgt (FofS(IS)) Brotherston headed out on his bike to navigate the check points. Hoping for maximum points on his successful return from all 4 check points, he was disappointed to find his waterproof pen had smudged his answers to the questions at the check points in the torrential downpour. Lt Dave Prady Leg 13: Swim (900m). Sig Claxton the torpedo was all dressed in his tightest Speedos, lunging, when the news came in the event was cancelled due to unforseen circumstances. Devastated, Sig Claxton headed back to camp with his head held high ready to be used later, dressed of course. Leg 14: Bike and Run (24km cycle / 6km run). Lt Prady was back and hungrier than ever. Biathlon time, Go! With legs like firing pistons Lt Prady burnt off his competition from the start, with determination and pure passion and a few cheeky drag tactics on the bike, which didn’t go down too well, he finished the race in a superb second position. Leg 15: Stretcher Race. The team was reunited back in Imphal Barracks. Only one leg left, the stretcher race! Six physically hardened men from a rigorous and relentless training regime all sharing the same goal, to get the 40kg stretcher around the 5km course in the fastest possible time. The Plan, run hard with a single minded goal of success. No plan B. Lt Dave Prady With focus, determination and bags of controlled aggression Lt Crane, Sgt Hilbert, Cpl Rone, Cpl Robertson, Sig Barnes, and Sig Claxton sprinted of with the stretcher and set the epic pace with Lt Crane controlling the team all the way round. With a lot of tough competition the strong, disciplined athletes from 16 Sig Regt crossed the line with a sprint finish with a ranking of top third. With not a lot left in the tank the final presentations brought the epic day to an end. However the evening had just begun. Carb’ing up in the local boozers soon had our tanks and senses of humour refilled. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 The stretcher team digs deep 41 SUPPORT SQUADRON OC SSM Maj A Higgins WO2 (SSM) Barrie EXERCISE RHINO CATERER 2011 - by Sgt Stoneley It was that time of the year again where numerous teams from 1 UK Div, would represent their Regt and Catering department and take part in the Catering competition in Princess Royal Barracks, Gutersloh, the Naafi Rhino Caterer competition. I was tasked by UCMs of 7 and 16 Sig Regts to prepare the team for the competition, which involved all the pre training, administration and ensuring the team were ready to compete. I was given a 3 week period in which to achieve this. Week 1 involved mainly administration and menu planning with physical training sessions each morning. Week 2 was a MATT training week in Haltern, I am currently the Senior Instructor and SQMS for the Regtl training wing, so I deployed the team to Haltern to complete their MATT’s with me and complete any further necessary training as per the training programme, which I produced to ensure we were fully prepared. Week 3 was the cooking week, with practice run throughs of the field catering, improvised and live cook events. All training and cooking run throughs were very effective, both UCM’s invited numerous key personalities from their respective Regts to view our training and install an extra little bit of pressure and atmosphere that we were likely to experience during the competition. The 3-week training programme went according to plan, I firmly believed that I had prepared the team well and was very confident that we had a winning team. The competition commenced at 1600 hrs on 14 June 2011, with an administration brief from WO1 Asquith and a team captains brief where all team captains would draw their plot, this is a number relevant to the main events list. This year I drew out number 1, to my delight, I mentioned to numerous Directing Staff that this would also be the finishing position of Elmpt Station this year. Day 1 and we were straight into the Escape and Evasion part of the competition at 2000 hrs. I firmly believed that this was an area in which we would have to do really well. We only got caught once by the hunter dog force and completed the route in the quickest time of the competition. It was a very difficult and demanding exercise and there were numerous dogs and infantry soldiers on the search for all the teams. Day 2 would commence at 0430 hrs, only 90 minutes sleep after previously completing the Escape and Evasion exercise. The team were very tired, and with the sound of my alarm clock and voice at 0430 hrs, the lads were up straight away and ready for breakfast at 0500 hrs. We would start the day with the March and Assault event. The March and Assault is a key event with 500 points up for grabs. I had a very fit team and firmly believed we would do well. The team did not let me down, they put 100% into all of the activities including a weighted tab, assault course, tug-of-war, ammo tin lift and weighted jerry-can carry. It sounds very physically demanding on paper and believe me, it was. Pte Reed, one of my team members, expressed, “I didn’t realise it would be this physically demanding.” , I replied, “ keep going, it is only day 2”. Within an hour of finishing this event, we were straight into the live cook event. Pte Reed and I were the only team members that would compete in this area. LCpl Brown and LCpl Chemjong, the remaining 2 members of the team, could sit back, relax and cheer us on. The Military Skills event followed the live cook event and this year the following areas were tested; FOB security; Patrol skills; OP and BCDT. I expected us to do really well in this event as I am currently employed with the training wing, LCpl Brown has just recently 42 completed a tour in Afghanistan out of role and LCpl Chemjong is a previous serving soldier of the RGR. They did not let me down and Pte Reed enjoyed the experience around him. Day 3 commenced at 0430 hrs again with breakfast being served at 0500hrs. We were straight into the improvised cooking event first. This is a very demanding and key event. There were live chickens incorporated into this years event, and the mystery box full of rations with lots of potential for an appetising menu on an Afghan theme. We produced a 3 course menu from the improvised cooking equipment and received some excellent feedback from both Maj Lomas and Simon Rimmer, who were 2 of the judges for this event. On completion, we would be ready for the last event, fieldcatering. The field-catering event was a 3-hour scenario, in which we had to serve a buffet for 20 people with 2 main choices and 2 desserts. This went according to plan, the food was cooked to perfection and the kitchen ran like clockwork. During the judging, one judge quoted, “this is fit for Sandown.” We won this event, during which LCpl Chemjong simultaneously competed in the drivers stand, where he scored 220 points from a possible 250, a job well done for a chef by trade. The presentation took place at 1600 hrs. I told my team that they had done an excellent job from start to finish, and I firmly believed that we had an excellent chance of being the overall winners. I was proved right when the winning team of the Naafi Rhino Caterer 2011 competition was announced as, “Elmpt Station Catering Department.” I was a very proud man and especially very proud of my team. I said to the team at the start of the competition, I wanted them to put 110% into everything we did, have a smile of their face throughout the competition and put any mistakes that may occur behind them and move on. It was an excellent competition and I can now retire from Rhino Caterer as captain of the reigning champions. I would like to thank both Catering Departments and Regts for their support throughout. Till next year………….. 230 (MALAYA) SIGNAL SQUADRON OC SSM Maj HJ Scott WO2 (SSM) Wedge EXERCISE MALAYA SWORD - by Lt Perkins As the Hybrid Foundation Training phase makes way for MST 1, the opportunities for individuals to organise AT and exercises of their own devising are thinning out. Cpl Stewart of Bastion Tp seized the moment to organise a Sqn level Bowman training exercise intended to ‘refresh, develop and enhance’ the skills of those involved. For Cpl Stewart it was a chance to address the frustrations that he had experienced when taking part in exercises organised by others, however he swiftly discovered that it was not as easy as he had thought bringING an exercise to fruition. Assisted by his Tp Comd, Lt Lorains, he quickly got down into the weeds of requesting kit, booking areas, liaising with other locations and assigning frequencies and after a stressful few weeks the moment arrived. Faced with a classroom of expectant faces awaiting their pre-exercise education, he and Cpl Robertson ably delivered a package of refresher training, despite some deficiencies in the loan pool kit, on Bowman operation, BATCO and Voice Procedure, among other subjects. Properly prepared, the troops went forth in week 2 to put their knowledge into practice. After the obligatory PACEX, there were practical sessions on antennas and propagation, HCDR and ComBAT delivered by Cpl Hazell, Cpl Raloka, LCpl Jacobs and LCpl Rudkins before a final confirmation exercise. With a detachment in Herford, the exercise team ran serials on both VHF and HF to test the exercising troops and ensure that the THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 training had taken hold. On the whole this phase ran smoothly and the level of competence shown on all the detachments was admirable. Slightly stressed but pleased with the outcome of his exercise, Cpl Stewart now has a newfound respect for Ops teams who organise larger exercises. back to the younger generation is the primary intent. Donations are greatly welcomed at www.justgiving.com/ ironsoldier no matter how small, every little counts. *Registered Charity No 235825 SPECIAL TO ARM TRAINING - by Lt Perkins STA courses started early in the HFT phase of the Operational Cycle, but the programme has really kicked into gear recently with 230 Sqn personnel frequently scattered to the 4 winds, some being away from the unit for several consecutive weeks. This burden of ‘nights out of bed’ is a heavy one and will only get heavier for many in the Sqn when MST 1 and MST 2 get into full swing. It is a well known fact that a 6 month tour usually means closer to 12 months of intense activity that takes personnel away from homes and families, but some are already beginning to feel the implications that this will bring. The task of organising the STA matrix (or ‘Simtrix’) within the Sqn falls to SSgt (YofS) Sim Chochangi, and his army of assistants can usually be found moving sticky labels around the giant Simtrix in the Sqn Ops room as courses are moved or cancelled and people are posted in. If completing a busy programme of courses is onerous, then the task of coordinating all those courses must also come close. There is also, of course, a challenge for the Tp hierarchy in administrating and reporting on troops who are rarely in unit, and it is incumbent upon us to ensure that such things are not allowed to slip in their absence. I can’t help thinking it’ll be easier when we’re on tour… ICS TRAINING DELIVERED TO OFFICERS AND WARRANT OFFICERS - by Lt Perkins With our soldiers busy, and often absent, with STA training, the officers and warrant officers of the Regt must also look ahead to our roles on Op HERRICK 16 and consider the need to understand the systems and applications for which we and our troops will be responsible. 230 Sqn has led a programme of training for officers and warrant officers which is aimed at providing the necessary level of knowledge that might otherwise be deficient. Delivered by SSgt Wilman and SSgt (FofS(IS)) Brotherston, the lessons have covered such fundamentals as the Overtask laydown in Theatre and the common problems that can be expected with the network and equipment. Such knowledge is vital, and although it is a personal responsibility to ensure that we know enough about the networks to manage them effectively, a formalised training session is the ideal way of making certain that the necessary information is promulgated to the right people. One session coincided with a visit from GOC Theatre Troops, Maj Gen Burley, who was able to observe the training in progress. FRANKFURT IRONMAN TRIATHLON - by SSgt (FofS(IS)) J Brotherston On 24 July 2011, SSgt Jon Brotherston and Sgt Ian ‘Robbo’ Robson will stand alongside approximately 2,500 other athletes and nervously wait for the starting cannon to begin the 226km race: 3.8km of swimming, 180km of cycling and 42.2km of r unning. Add into the mix that all competitors start the swim at exactly the same time, relentless summer sun and a strict time limit of 15 consecutive hours (2 hours less than 70% of all other Iron distance races), and you have the basic components of Ironman® Frankfurt. True to a soldier’s form their efforts are not without additional motive, actively fund-raising for Great Ormond Street Hospital (GOSH) charity* Jon and Ian hope to raise a large amount of money. Their decision to choose GOSH was influenced by their own children and the selfless commitment that serving parents worldwide make on a daily basis. Being able to give a little THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 SSgt Brotherston and Sgt Robson will be swimming, cycling and running for charity. 255 (BAHRAIN) SIGNAL SQUADRON OC SSM Maj A Lawson WO2 (SSM) Birch ELMPT STATION HISTORY TOUR - by Sig Nash On 13 July 2011, 255 Sig Sqn went on an Elmpt station history tour with Charlie Booker as our tour guide. The tour started just outside Hangar 2 in the small bunker under the grass bank. After a short struggle to find the right key Charlie opened the heavy door and led us downstairs to the underground bunker. He then explained how the bunker was used by the Flight Marshall and how he used to control the aircraft from underground which we all thought was a tad strange. Charlie then took us to the air traffic control tower which is where the Flight Marshall moved to after everyone had realised how difficult it was to control air traffic from underground! From the tower we went to the mission briefing centre which was very interesting because it still had all of the CBRN state boards and map boards on the walls but also because it was littered with paintballs which nobody could explain. Then the most interesting part of the tour took place when we visited the secure compound in which nuclear warheads were stored during the cold war, but I think everyone was more interested in all of the ex military vehicles and kit that was stored there which is all for sale! So as we drove round the compound and Charlie was explaining all of the bunkers, all everyone else could hear was Cpl Dave Horton shouting “I’m going to buy that!” for everything we passed. We then went up the old COMCEN of the camp and everyone was intrigued as to what was inside as we drive past it everyday to work and nobody knows anything about it. On going inside it was very interesting, it looked like something you would find on a ‘Call of Duty’ level. Some very intricate exploring was carried out. Overall it was a great experience which everyone enjoyed and would recommend to anyone thinking of doing it. Everyone was very thankful to LCpl Brett Johnston for organising the tour for the Sqn and Charlie 43 Booker for taking us round and being a very informative tour guide. THE ROLES AND RESPONSIBILITIES OF A CPL IN C TP 255 SIGNAL SQUADRON - by Cpl Smith This topic is not an easy topic to write on as a Cpl’s job is incredibly varied and diverse. At one end of the spectrum you have a section commander in one of the teeth arms right on the front line, in charge of the wellbeing and when it comes down to it the life of the soldiers within his section. The other end of the spectrum is where I, Cpl Smith, fit into the big green machine also known as the British Army. I am currently posted into 255 Sig Sqn as a Comms Sys Engr. This involves a number of jobs. My trade means that I spend some time working within the tech workshop going through receipts and issues, an invaluable task that often goes un-noticed. This involves doing all the paperwork for any bit of kit that comes in requiring testing and repairing. Job number 2 of the day could easily be testing and repairing the kit that has come into the Tech Workshop. I am also required to carry out when necessary first and second line inspections. A key part of my job is getting ready to deploy on operations and that means that I’m regularly away on courses doing my special to arm training. As Tp Storeman I’m responsible for getting the stores ready for all inspections including Board of Officers, quarterly returns checks, ECIs etc, and on top of this there’s the day to day which includes holding all of the Bowman kit within the Tp and the usual issues and returns. A completely different part of my job is Tp Cpl. This is more of an admin role within the Tp and the sort of jobs I do here again vary quite a lot. Tasks include taking nominal rolls, making sure everybody in the Tp knows where to be and when, briefing the guys on any pertinent points and generally making sure things are running smoothly on the shop floor. Since stepping up from LCpl I’ve realised how much more responsibility you have within the Tp and Sqn as a Cpl. It can be a really demanding job but it is very rewarding and I definitely wouldn’t swap back! ARMED FORCES DAY - by Sig Johnson Sig Atherton and I were asked to represent the Regt at the Armed Forces Day held at JHQ Rheindahlen on 2 July 2011, organised by Sgt Hulbert. We were to take 2 of our Bowman Detachments and give a demonstration on how we work within the Royal Corps of Signals. On the Friday before we went to JHQ we thoroughly rehearsed what we would show the crowds and the rehearsals went well. On the day, we had the Bowman Detachments set up and ready to transmit, we had ComBAT up and running, ready to show how the new systems can provide situational awareness. We even had a 12 metre mast up with the Regtl flag flying high. It was all going to plan until we were told right at the last minute that we couldn’t transmit due to health and safety reasons. Thinking quickly on our feet we changed our plan so that the kids and other visitors could still enjoy the “static display” we had now become. Just as were adding the finishing touches to our new set-up, more military vehicles turned up taking us by surprise! On our left we had a Reacher Det and to our right we had a Panther and a Warrior. Up against that sort of competition we initially thought that we didn’t stand a chance of drawing the biggest crowd, but our natural fighting spirit came through and we readied ourselves for the crowds. Two hours later Armed Forces Day was in full swing, a large crowd headed towards us. We were getting ready to show them around but sadly it wasn’t for us, unfortunately they went right past us and headed to the Panther and Warrior and then to the Reacher Det. This carried on for an hour or so until we got our first visitor. He 44 was a veteran of the Royal Corps of Signals and he was amazed at how advanced we had become compared to when he had served in World War Two! After he had left we had a lot of children asking us to show them what we do. They sat in the Detachments with the headsets on and had a play on ComBAT; they actually seemed to really enjoy it. Towards the end of the day people started to leave to get ready for Party in the Park which was happening that evening. Even though we had been unable to transmit we had showed a number of interested people around our stand and all the kids had had a great time so all in all the whole day was huge success! IT’S A KNOCKOUT JUL 11 - by LCpl Lewis On 25 Jun, 10 members of 255 Sig Sqn travelled to JHQ to take part in fun and games in celebration of Armed Forces Day. The 10 elite members handpicked by LCpl Johnston were to take part in a series of events to test agility, accuracy, robustness and, of course, self pride. Before the 3 events took place, the “Green Goblins” as we had named ourselves, courtesy of the green 255 Sqn football strip, had to sign a disclaimer and undertake a less than conventional warm up. The warm up saw us doing the Hokey Cokey, Ring-a-Roses, Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes, the YMCA and a freestyle dance off. Sig Eagleson’s post watershed, point scoring, dance moves, gave us a promising start. There were a few costumes at the first event that we had to wear whilst participating. So as we donned our Teletubbies costumes, we turned to see LCpl Kotze, a 6ft 5in, South African Dipsy. We were readying ourselves for what lay ahead. The task involved us sprinting towards the inflatable equipment, complete with inflatable pillars. Each pillar had coloured hoops on it, specific to our team, and being Green Goblins, it was only fitting to have the green hoops. We then had to sprint off the inflatable and get the hoop over a smaller inflatable pillar, a sprint back to the next person saw your turn complete, but only with a high five. LCpl Lewis would start the ‘Goblins’ Knockout campaign with each of the team members following after in quick succession. Achieving second place the ‘Goblins’ were off to a good start. After the excitement of the first task we moved onto the second in high spirits. We had to jump into a sack, hop to a cargo net, which we had to crawl under, retrieving the basketball from the bucket which had to be shot backwards into an inflatable basketball hoop. On the return we had to get a bean bag, back under the net, into the sack and onto the next person. Unfortunately after some confusion from Sig Metcalfe not picking up his bean bag and having to go again, combined with some cheating from other teams, our second event wasn’t as successful, but spirits remained high. The 3rd event looked the most fun. Involving 2 members of the team bouncing on a double space hopper to the inflatable filled with foam and, you guessed it, a coloured specific item to us. The soldier on the space hopper would bounce back to collect the next passenger for the foam pit. This time round we had to collect a ball, which we had to shoot into another, yes, INFLATABLE, then run back to the start. The foam was much needed for some of the more unhygienic participants, with each of the ‘Goblins’ not hesitating to get stuck into it. A lot of team members felt necessary to use the soap and water to do a victory slide. But again, unfortunately other teams used certain advantages against us to win. We didn’t make it into the finals, however, we all had a great day and the opportunity would not bit missed should it arise again. A lot of the team stayed to enjoy the other activities that JHQ had to offer that day and Sig Revell went off to attempt to impress the ladies. Shock! THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 21st SIGNAL REGIMENT (AIR SUPPORT) COLERNE REAR OPS GROUP GR20 - by Sig. Brain The Rear Ops Group of the Regt is now well and truly bedded in. Far from having a quiet time of it, with about 300 soldiers on the rear strength (including 244 Sig Sqn), the Regt is functioning at above normal jogging. Since deployment of the CSR the rear elements have been involved in Armed Forces Day and a parade at Colerne village, 2 high profile visits and a high pace of exercises, both in the UK and abroad for 244. Normal daily life is based on providing support required for the deployed element, the MT working particularly hard with R&R pick ups. High priority is ensuring all reserves are current in MATTs and special to arm training and are ready to roll out to Theatre should they be required. Another key area is ensuring the families of those deployed are well looked after, the UWO has been working hard providing trips out and families Sunday lunches in the WO and Sgts Mess, all of which have been well received. The plan over the next few months is to continue preparing for the homecoming and training of the rear element. We will also conduct charity events, compete in Lanyard Trophy, the Blandford 10 and other sporting events where we can, whilst of course carrying on with our primary task of supporting those on Ops. After returning from their recent tour of Afghanistan, Alpha Tp, 224 Sig Sqn are enjoying a relatively calm period and are making full use of the opportunity for leave, courses and AT. Led by the OC, Maj Jeffery, 5 members of the Tp embarked on a trekking expedition in the Mediterranean island of Corsica. The route is known as the ‘Grande Randonee 20’, or simply ‘GR20’ and advertises itself as being the toughest in Europe. It didn’t disappoint. We set off from the town of Calenzana, and before starting we were already tired from a restless night on the floor of a hostel kitchen. The first day turned out to be one of the longest. Climbing almost the height of Ben Nevis, walking for over 6 hours and with over 15kilos each, the 89km we still had ahead of us might as well have been a million. Over the day, the baking sun turned to thick fog and the lush green vegetation turned to forest and eventually to rock. But the eventual sight of the refuge at 3 in the afternoon was a welcome one. The showers were cold and the tents already damp, but we were burning through power bars and croissants at a rate of knots and the sausage/ lentil soup purred down our pipes like a Cadillac. 214 SIGNAL SQUADRON REAR PARTY NOTES – by Sig Coupe On 3 May 6 members of the rear party from 214 Sig Sqn (LCpl Jolly, Sigs Coupe, Rakocevic, MaCeacheran, Pickard and Wilson) arrived at JSCS Ashchurch to take over duties from 2 Sig Regt in a busy Bowman stores department on a 6 month attachment. The 1st week we conducted the handover/ takeover, learning what our new jobs would involve and getting to grips with vast work loads that were about to come our way. After days Sig Wilson got the call saying he was to a replacement for someone out in Afghanistan, his time at Ashchurch was very short lived. Moral joined the Tp in the form of LCpl Allsop (to the delight of Sig Pickard). After 2 months LCpl Allsop left to do her OPTAG training to deploy to Afghanistan, 2 weeks after that LCpl Jolly left to start work at DSDC Donnington. Since then Sig Dickens and Sig Finn have joined the Tp to help with work the load. For the Armed Forces Day Sig Pickard and I went down in to Tewksbury to help raise money for the British Poppy Appeal. We took some operational vehicles (a Panther and an RWMIK) to show the public what we work with. The town were very pleased to see us and were very welcoming. 11 SIGNAL BDE C-IED G4 TEAM (DONNINGTON DETACHMENT) - by LCpl Harvey Jolly The adventure began on 6th June 2011 in the magical camp of Venning Barracks, home to the wonderful 11 Sig Bde. The elite G4 crew consists of Sgt ‘Boz’ Boswell, Cpl Ted ‘TJ’ Just, Cpl Chris Macdonald, LCpl Harvey Jolly, LCpl Williams, Sig Saynor and Cfn Greenwood. We were tasked to provide G4 support for 11 Sig Bde, which consists of 2 Sig Regt, 14 Sig Regt (EW), 16 Sig Regt and the USSO. Our main job is to store ICS equipment and keep an account. This meant frequent trips to Westdown Camp, Shrivenham, Blandford, Germany and various other places to issue and receive ICS equipment. We also have to provide transport for the personnel of 11 Sig Bde, which means journeys to Brize Norton, Birmingham Airport and other locations. Once we have finished our working day we get to retire to the luxury of an 8 man room, which we will be until November. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 Day 2 presented more of the same challenges; only towards the end of the 6 hour walk, the heavens opened and soaked us thoroughly. As we reached the refuge and saw the sodden tents waiting outside, morale was as low as it was going to get. When, mercifully, we were afforded a bed inside the refuge, then nothing could get us down. We sat around a table and wolfed down our meals, observing a couple less fortunate; who not only had to camp in the rain, but had also lost their tent poles. In the morning LCpl Tom Daniel, the ‘mountain goat’, powered ahead with Sgt Stu McClusky, who was using the whole experience as a final phase of training before immediately beginning the UKSF selection process. The rest of the group caught up when they rested and observed the snowfield ahead of them, before the punishing cold rain opened up once again. The disused ski-station and the a la Carte restaurant where we rested for the next 2 nights was perfect to relieve the increasing onset of fatigue within the group. Aside from a slight faux par when I ate someone else’s starter in the restaurant, and the OC helped herself to a bowl of someone else’s soup - the rest days were fairly uneventful, but wholly beneficial. The trek lasted 10 days in all and offered all kinds of weather and terrain in every possible combination. An account of the tour wouldn’t be complete without tipping a hat to day six’s ‘Cirque d’solitude’, GR20’s most famous leg. It’s one of the longest days of the tour and one of the highest. The descent in the bowl is steep, slippery and often narrow. Chains are fixed to the walls of the canyon to aid the less experienced but provide only limited help. A sharp descent and an unforgiving ascent up the other side tested all. Those less technically skilful were challenged and the ever-present fear of overbalancing and falling sometimes got the better of members such as Cpl Phil Perry. At the start of the trip the forthcoming days seemed to yawn endlessly ahead, seeming like it would take a lifetime to complete. But we took the days as they came and reflecting on it, we’re not sure where the time really went. The tents and refuges we stayed in varied in calibre, and the same holds true for the food. Some days were especially long or arduous, and others, less so. The last day was one we were all dreading but looking forward to, a descent of over a kilometre with the sun beating down on the rocks like an anvil. SSgt Chris Cowely grew close 45 to using his issued trekking poles that had thus far been used for anything but trekking and even Sgt McClusky, whose rucksack could cripple a small horse, had doubts whether his knees would need a grease nipple fitting come the end. In the blink of an exhausted eye the trip was almost over. Time enough to fill our baggage allowance with a few bottles of Corsica’s finest, their mineral water is, after all, renowned. 244 SQUADRON A TROOP EX (JOCOMEX) 01/08/11 – 05/08/11 – by Sig Cabourn The Tp joined up with the Navy on board HMS Portland as part of a joint service exercise in order to prepare our kit for further exercises that we will depart to in Morocco and Kenya. As a new signaller I was lucky enough to take part on the JOCOMEX, which meant I had the responsibility to provide comms along with Sig Upson to my Tp back on the ground in Colerne. I had just come through training so the opportunity to do something like this could not be missed. Whilst on board the ship we were welcomed on this first day by AB Preston and PO Perry and throughout the week whilst sailing around the Channel Islands we were constantly made to feel welcome by all ranks. With this we had the opportunity to be taken round the ship; we were shown around various places varying from the engine bays to weapon demonstrations. On the day of the 24 hour ex we succeeded in establishing comms with our Tp call signs back at camp, which gave us the chance to show some of the Navy personnel on board how to use the Bowman equipment. It is safe to say the Navy do not no how to operate a radio system whatsoever! Their comms between each other just consisted of an email/phone call every so often. I was glad to be given this chance to work with personnel from another service as previously I had only been in training units. I highly recommend this to anyone as it was a great experience and I was made to feel welcome the whole time on board HMS Portland. qualification as BSAC Ocean Divers, and ready to begin with the meat of the expedition, the leisure dives! For our first real dive, Capt Grant Wallace and Mr Paul ‘Grump’ Rawlings took us out on a Joint Service inflatable Rib. The ride was quiet exhilarating, not only due to the fact we were achieving ‘air time’ running up waves, but even before we left the shelter of the quay our hearts were in our mouths watching Capt Wallace ‘manoeuvre’ the rib. Our first dive was at a depth of about 10m and generally lasted about 30min. Not much to see but the most interesting thing I did see was a spider crab that Sgt Mick Richardson heroically picked up, only to have to shake it off his glove as the crafty crustacean nipped him! The following dives slowly became deeper to our max depth of 20m and for increasingly longer durations as we became more comfortable and slowed our breathing, that is except for Sig Chris ‘Yarp’ Laidler who is a bona fide oxygen thief, sucking his tin near empty in a fraction of the time as the rest of us. We had some good dives from the rib until the engine was contaminated with water. We are still not clear who’s fault this was but as OIC, Capt Wallace took the blame for the break down. Consequently, diving would have had to be from and around the Quay only, and not terribly exciting. The decision was taken hence to hire a hard boat for the day. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but as we headed out to a dive site, LCpl Nat Jameson, LCpl Katie Smith and Sig Laidler took a turn for the worse suffering from sea sickness. Were not sure if Sig Raz Brown was feeling queer as he spent most of the journey asleep (his natural state by all accounts). The highlight dive was diving off the Cilla, a purposely sunk and placed ‘wreck’ for the entertainment of SCUBA divers. The deck was full of sea life with lots to see, and with the aid of a torch we were able to peer through port holes and doors to look inside (there was no penetration as that’s dangerous). EXERCISE TRANSARC NEPTUNE - by LCpl Jamison At the start of August 9 intrepid soles from 244 Sig Sqn left Azimghur Bks for Plymouth with the hope of achieving the BSAC Ocean Diver Qualification. Saturday morning we arrived ao the Bovisands training establishment where we were shown around, given a safety brief and issued our menagerie of dive equipment. As the week prior had seen us all familiarise ourselves with the equipment in the Azimghur Bks swimming pool, we were kitted up in no time, carried out our dive buddy safety checks to ensure the kit worked as it should and went straight in at the deep end! The first few dives conducted were to re-visit the skills we had learned in the pool, if anything else as a confidence check (Its non too pleasing and quite disconcerting to loose your ability to breathe, or to have the freezing British waters attack your eye balls on losing your mask)! Once we had completed the pre-requisite written theory exam and demonstrated we had assimilated the taught skills, we were awarded the We all managed 30 – 40 min at our max depth, so a sense of achievement tied it with an interesting dive was a massive bonus. A fantastic end to an awesome week. To end, a massive thank you to Capt Wallace, Mr Paul Rawlings, Ms Nick Crowhurst and Sig ‘Jonno’ Johnson for their time, effort and instruction. 22nd SIGNAL REGIMENT STAFFORD CO RSM Lt Col S Nesmith WO1 (RSM) R Midgley EXERCISE BLADING DRAGON – by 2Lt Triddon On 10 July the Regts summer AT expedition got underway to France with the aim of completing 2 weeks of alpine water kayaking. Nineteen soldiers went in all, with some of that number being from 14 Sig Regt with a variety of ability 46 groups. The preceding months had seen a small group take part in the Army Slalom Championships in west Wales but the remainder had little to no experience in a Kayak. This was to be the first big step by the Regt in establishing a kayaking tradition after the purchase of 12 new kayaks this summer, and a precursor to a structured progression scheme for paddlers in order to gain further qualifications and experience. After a cheeky 20 hour trip to the first camp site at Saint Pierre de Boeuf, the group woke to a campsite THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 the training had kicked in and putting in on a river 50 meters wide with umpteen capsize opportunities along the way would be a test of everyone’s metal. And sure enough, under a darkening sky that obscured the heights of the surrounding mountains each member of the expedition put in and began floating in a controlled fashion down the river. As we grew accustomed to the rocking of our boats and where to position ourselves to get the best response from it nature decided to add spice to the occasion and hurled down rain as ferocious as it could get without bruising. They weren’t all going to get in buzzing with activity as swarms of kayakers, canoeists, rafters and hydrospeeders (a foam float that you, in the horizontal position, hold to your front as you float down river) descended upon the man made 2* course (the 2* indicating that it is essentially for novices). To the untrained eye even this novice and ultimately safe course was an imposing threat to life and limb and the initial put in was tentatively made at the bottom of the stream where the flow was flat and weak. To keep the correct instructor-student ratio the group was split into 3, one of which would be on the river with the other 2 practicing strokes, rolls and capsize drills on the lake. SSgt Vickers led the lake work, practicing the groups throughout the subsequent days so that when they came to the river they would supposedly be more adept at staying afloat. The most called on skill was the roll, though failing that (and almost everyone did) the capsize drill would be utilised. To a man everyone capsized numerous times during the expedition and as the tutorials under the direction of SSgt (SSI) Craig moved up the river into faster water, so the tally just kept increasing for the professional ‘river bed inspectors’ such as Cpl Hall and Sig Lech. Though capsizes won’t be mentioned later in the article they were a constant contribution to morale with minor calamitous consequences (they are very funny to those above water) underpinning the remainder of the expedition. The storm did pass and as the sun broke out the next morning and the full spectacle of our campsite location in the Alps was unveiled. Groups were split down into abilities and the fantastically experienced civilian instructors that came to accompany our latter week took us to various points on the Durance and Guil rivers to guide us down. The outcome of the weeks work was that all the group came away with an Inland Kayaking Progression qualification and most added a 3* to that. The week was supplemented with various activities such as a day rafting through the high sections of the river Guil with magnificent drops through gorges and rapids that would be out of our reach as kayakers, and a trip to the local town of Guillestre for an evening meal and a taste of alpine festivities. The trip was a success on many different levels and our thanks go to SSgt Craig for organising it. For many it was the first AT expedition they would have gone on and to a location such as the Alps it undoubtedly wetted the appetite for many more. For the Regt it has also meant that a small group of people are qualified enough to take a 1* Instructor course that will in itself perpetuate further development within Sqns as they will be able to take personnel onto lakes and teach the basics of kayaking. Overall, 5 days were spent at St de Boeuf and by the end the majority of the group had incrementally made its way to the frothy mouth of the stream, successfully negotiating the route past the rocks and rapids to reach the tepid waters at the base that only a few days ago had been the scene of our mild initial put in. Crossed Swords 217 SIGNAL SQUADRON OC SSM Maj S Jones WO2 (SSM) Jones COLLECTIVE TRAINING 2 – by Cpl Barker Lovin’ every darn minute From a small seed the group’s kayaking ability had grown exponentially and confidence was buoyant as we made tracks to our second camp site in the Hautes Alpes region. Our confidence may have been misplaced however as the relative security of the stream we had been training on was a polar opposite to the fast flowing alpine rivers that were to be our next challenge. As we stood on top of the bank holding in the murky waters of the Durance that ran adjacent to our campsite it became obvious that the ‘adventurous’ aspect of THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 On 20 June 2011 217 Sig Sqn deployed from Beacon Barracks out to Swynnerton training area to carry out its annual CT2 training. Upon arrival we were greeted by the advance party waiting for extra hands with setting up the FOB location for the next 5 days. The exercise was split into 2 phases; learning phase and exercise phase. The Sqn was then split down into its troops/multiples and given its order of lessons for the next 24 hours. The lessons consisted of anti-ambush drills, section attacks, prisoner handling and detainee, health and hygiene in the field, HLS drills and counter IED drills. On completion of all the lessons the multiple commanders then received their orders for phase 2 of the exercise which was to secure the FOB location and restore peace of mind to the locals. 47 Multiple 3 were first out on the ground, carrying out recces on 3 farm locations. Whilst out on the ground we were met by 3 farmers dressed in some highly fashionable hessian dish dashes. One of the farmers played by Sig Stuart had a very convincing German accent but unfortunately the ex scenario was for the Middle East. On completion of a very successful recce we returned back to the FOB for some well deserved scoff. Throughout the week each multiple was met with different scenarios where they had to put previous lessons into practice. Towards the end of the exercise each multiple had their fair share of attacks, riots which consisted of cold pizza and water thrown at them and plenty of sangar duties. The ex was a great success and the 2IC was more than happy with the standard of training delivered and put into practice. EXERCISE HOPTON DEVELOPMENT – by Sig Newton On 11 July, we met at Regtl MT fully kitted ready to deploy out to 5 Site, where Ex HOPTON DEVELOPMENT would begin. This meant a week full of PT, including PFA’s and PLDs (Physical Leadership Development), presentations, CQB (Close Quartership Battle), command tasks and map reading practical. The main effort was to develop the leadership skills of each individual, increasing confidence and use teamwork throughout. Starting with ice breakers helped us to find out each and everyone’s individual characteristics including the seniors from the exercise. Individual presentations took place in front of soldiers and also seniors on the ex, to help us all gain experience and gain confidence in front of others. A different topic was then handed out to each of the 3 sections which were then to provide a 45 minute presentation and deliver them in front of personalities such as the CO. CQB was a great opportunity for us to gain experience of firing pistols as well as rifles, as most had never done this before. After putting all this into practices throughout the day it became quite competitive for everyone. A shooting competition was then held and this was won by Sig Plant for a well deserved effort who received his award on the final night. PT was great, learning new things such as PLD’s. This involved each section working as a team and pulling together through blood, sweat and tears. Doing everything from log runs to stretcher races whilst collecting individual pieces of kit from different areas of camp, ranging from tyres, ammo boxes, casualties and even an 80kg stretcher. A couple with pulling power Going out into a place we were not familiar with and trying to find our way around it with just maps and compasses turned out surprisingly well, everyone taking control at different points with the exception of Sig Shelly who decided to just add another PT session into her day by sprinting up this hill whilst being chased by a wasp, one minute she was there… the next gone!! Finally making it to the top 1300 metres later, we got to take in the view. The whole week overall was a great experience, and the opportunity should be taken by everyone if given the chance. Full of laughs and jokes, practical’s, theory, BBQs and Skits…NOT forgetting The Tuck Shop run all week by WO2 SSM Rowley in which he never let us forget with his famous words TUCK SHOPS OPEN. 48 222 SIGNAL SQUADRON OC SSM Maj O Dinnis WO2 (SSM) Fraser ADVENTURE TRAINING – by LCpl J Taylor On Monday 9 May a group of 25 members of 222 Sqn set off to Capel Curig for a week of adventure training. On arrival we set off on an orienteering exercise to familiarise ourselves with the area and the ground. We were set of with a map, but had limited success as the map was so small! We were set off at 5 minute intervals and within 25 minutes there was a massive group of us in and around the area of check point one. The check points were seriously hard to find as the ground was all overgrown and near enough covering the markers. Eventually we managed to complete about half of the route before we ran out of time. On Tuesday we were split down into 2 groups; half going hill walking and the others going mountain biking. My group was on mountain biking over a 19km route going across all different terrains. Within the group there were different levels of abilities and confidence, and were not always helped by the quality of bike; some looked as though they we about to fall apart. Throughout the day I think we only had 2 people fall off, they were LCpl King who also decided to make it as dramatic as possible by throwing himself in to the air and landing just down a hill and landing in a hedge. The other was Sig Kailash who face planted on the floor after coming down a steep slope; he tried a jump at the bottom but hit it wrong and smashed his helmet to pieces. Wednesday we then switched over to the hill walking which felt more like mountain climbing at times; the route took us straight up to the peak of Mount Snowdon. This was more than vertical at some points purely down to my poor route selection. On this incline LCpl King was again moaning like a little girl and was on his hands and knees at some point crawling up! Once reaching the peak we stopped at the top for a brew and to warm up, then headed straight back down following the path and hand railing the train tracks for a short while. Thursday was pretty much the final day and probably the best for everyone. The groups stayed split down with half of us doing raft building in the morning and the high ropes course in the afternoon. When we rocked up to the raft building we were all shocked when we were told we had to do an orienteering exercise to earn points to actually buy the kit we needed to make our rafts. My team built our raft and we were more than surprised when it actually floated and we won the raft race. In the afternoon we moved across to the high ropes course which some people in my group were not looking forward to, such as LCpl Sands and Sig Ellison. The first station within the course was basically a massive swing which winched you up about 30ft and just let you go. The people who were worried went first and that was more than enough for some. The other stands we did were the high obstacle course, the leap of faith which SSgt (FofS) Sharman felt he had to do for his own personal pride, although he was visibly shaking as he climbed up. We finished with a zip wire and that was pretty much the end of our Adventure Training week, other than the BBQ we all had that night back on camp. All in all it was a top week and every one enjoyed themselves. RACE THE SUN – by Cpl Rabi and LCpl Wilbraham On 25 May 11 a select group of “willing” volunteers set off from Stafford to take part in the Race the Sun Competition. This was the first time the Regt had taken part in the event so pressure to perform was on us. The event is hosted by 2 Sig Regt in York and the surrounding area and as the name suggests comprises of a series of arduous events in a relay format starting when the sun rises and aiming to finish before THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 the sun sets. On arrival at York we were shown to our “accommodation” which in for all the teams was the station gym. The competitors arrived and settled in whilst team captain Lt Aldred received a brief on the next days activities. At this point 22SR CO, Lt Col Nesmith, arrived and gave the rest of the team a pep-talk. On Lt Aldred’s return he gave us all the start times for the next day, which in inevitable would slip. SSgt (SSI) Craig would kick off our team in the canoeing. This involved a short run down to the river then competitors would then paddle with all urgency upstream for 6km and tag the next competitor. The start time was 0500hrs but in good tradition competitors had to be there well before then (this seemed to be a running theme throughout the day). On the start gun it was clear that there were some whippets who got down to the river in quick time. However this is where SSgt Craig’s experience came to the fore, with other competitor’s flailing to get into their canoes and struggling with a shallow start he flew past the helpless whippets to a strong position. Whilst the first leg competitors were raring to go, most of the team were still in the gym counting the minutes and hours until their appointed time. The day continued at pace and it was becoming clear that some of the teams had a lot more experience in the race than us. Cpl Rabi was apprehensive about his leg after he found out he had a mountain bike for bike orienteering, an event which turned out to be entirely on the road! Whilst Cpl Rabi was navigating around the greater York area, LCpl Wilbraham set off for the lake swim. It was gleefully spotted by the 22SR team that the other competitors were sporting Corps and Army triathlon wetsuits, which made LCpl Wilbraham’s last minute acquisition of a rather oversized “The Hoff” style number a bit inadequate. However he was thankful in keeping to his guns of obtaining a suit for the day, as Lt Aldred was asked in all honesty if “wetsuits, are they really necessary” for an outdoor lake swim! The weather was pretty horrendous at the lake, most of the competitors for the leg assembling what could be best described as penguin formation on the waters edge, plotting there route through the 30m or so of bog leading to the lakes edge. It was at this point with Lt Col Nesmith there to give support in a ‘rather you than me’ kind of way. Much to everyone’s disappointment the organisers came out and told us that the leg had to be cancelled, apparently the lake was too shallow for the rescue boat. The comment of “we’ll just stand up if we have a problem” didn’t go down too well. The conclusion of the event was the 3km stretcher race around Imphal barracks. Our team consisted of Sgt Steel, Cpl Mcloughlin, LCpl Dickinson, Sig Agar, Sig Attridge and the newly acquired LCpl Wilbraham (fresh from the cancelled lake swim). On the starting pistol Cpl Mcloughlin had to sprint a 500m circuit before the rest of the team could start. We had a good start pushing our way to around 7th out of about 18 by 100m into the carry, but soon due to the previous events we started to wane, with most of the teams having fresh members. Although a long day and with some particularly gruelling events, all competitors got a lot out of the event and look forward to an even better performance next year. SUPPORT SQUADRON OC SSM Maj S Keilty MBE WO2 (SSM) Whitworth INTER SQUADRON DRILL COMPETITION – by Sgt Navin It was 0745hrs in the morning of 14 Jun. Eighteen soldiers were queuing up outside the armoury, all smart as a carrot with their smart hair cuts, ironed uniform with razor sharp sleeves, very clean berets on their heads and most of all extremely shiny boots. These were the soldiers from Sp Sqn, 22 Sig Regt posing more like Royal Guards rather than signallers, getting ready for the Inter Sqn Drill Competition as a part of the CO’s Challenge. WO2 (SSM) Rowley ensured THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 that the soldiers were up to a high standard for inspection prior to LCpl Jatta marching off the squad with their personnel weapons in the slope arms position from the armoury to 222 Sig Sqn Hanger, near to the Parade Square, the start place of the drill competition. Simultaneously, the drill instructor, Sgt McEwan, and drill I/C, Sgt Navin, were making sure that the squad got the appropriate training as well as maximising enthusiasm from individuals to their best ability to win the competition. As per the scheduled timings, Sp Sqn drill squad stood at ease with anxiety and their weapons in slope arms position at 222 Sig Sqn Hanger under command of squad captain LCpl Jatta, awaiting for the call out from the Drill Co-ordinator, SSgt (SQMS) Drill competitors Somras, as the judges, Maj Prentice and WO1 (RSM) Midgley, got ready with their scoring cards on the parade square. As soon as the team captain was summoned, LCpl Jatta brought the squad to attention with his loud and clear drill voice and marched the squad on to the parade square. Very smart!, were the comments made by the spectators among the small anxious crowd, including the QM(A)’s dog to witness the event. The event itself was divided into 4 phases; the inspection, foot drill, weapon drill followed by marching off the square. Each phase was to be conducted by anyone picked up within the squad by the judge apart from the first phase where the team captain leads the squad to the parade square for inspection. In addition to that, the drill sequence was to be learnt by each individuals from the squad comprised of 16 soldiers (Cpls and below). As soon as we had been inspected, the RSM selected LCpl Binod to carry out the drill phase. He never let the squad down, carrying out the foot drill smartly, with confidence and with a loud and correct sequence. The next selected were LCpls Beamond and Dyson for the next 2 phases, weapon drill and the march off respectively. Equally from the squad personnel, the enthusiasm, effort and the mind set for what was coming next could be witnessed from the distant crowds outside the square. Loud applause was given from the crowd as LCpl Dyson marched the squad from the square. The result was announced later on in the day by the CO. Although Sp Sqn may not have successfully won the event, the discipline, team spirit, confidence and effort were witnessed by all. Also, with only 6hrs of rehearsal for Sp Sqn; this was certainly a big achievement and success! EXERCISE LION SPANNER 2011 – by Cpl Chadwick One Friday morning, the Tiff (SSgt Jacobs) said to the LAD “who wants to go away for 3 weeks on Ex LION SPANNER”, a TA led exercise in sunny Cyprus. Needless to say, everyone put their hands up however only a select few were chosen. The lucky few were Cpl Chadwick, Cpl Shaw, Cpl Goodall, LCpl Davis, Cfn Dunn, Cfn Whitfield and Cfn Rossi. We flew from RAF Lyneham in a Hercules on an 8 hour flight (delayed 24 hours) to arrive at RAF Akrotiri late at night on the Friday. The first weekend was spent taking in the local culture (and nightlife) in Limassol before we started our first week at work. When we arrived at work at 0645 on the Monday Cpl Goodall and Cfn Whitfield were sent to Episkopi to work with Sgt Salis, to be greeted by 28 Penman trailers that required MOD 1 (overdue since January…treat yourself). Cpl Shaw went to the metalsmiths bay where in 3 weeks he made 3 chairs, a BBQ (used many a time) and watched highlights of the U21 European Championships. The rest worked with the TA in the main LAD doing the same job as we 49 do at barracks back in Stafford. The Regulars went to the jobs at hand at a normal pace and cleared 8 vehicles in 2 days whilst the rest of the LAD set about clearing 1 vehicle in 2 days. We were then told to slow things down because after all we were on ‘Cyprus time’, something we would all have to get used to! The next few weeks were spent working summer hours with a bit (lot) of R&R on Ladys’ Mile and at the weekends going and taking in the local culture in places like ‘THE TRIANGLE’ in Ayia Napa and Pafos. We even had chance to do a bit of sea fishing where after 4 hours of trawling for tuna the only thing we caught was sunburn. The permanent staff in Cyprus organised a fun day out were we took part in paintballing, a jeep safari, archery and go kart drifting. On the whole the 3 weeks was a good insight into the working and social life when based in Cyprus and I would recommend it to all. We learnt a lot about each other and how the TA operate, and our time out in Cyprus emphasised the well know REME moto ‘Work hard, play harder’. 248 GHURKA SIGNAL SQUADRON OC SSM Maj D Farragher WO2 (SSM) Dev EXERCISE NOVEMBER DRAGON 2011 – by Sig Arjun Gurung Ex NOVEMBER DRAGON was a Tp level AT ex conducted from 6 – 8 Jun on the Skiddaw Mountain and in the Guisburn Forest. The main aim was to develop the group’s teamwork, leadership, map reading and personal fitness. The weather was sunny as we headed towards the Halton training camp in Lancaster. It was almost a 2 hour drive before we took over the block and sorted out bedding. Afterwards, with a bit of free time on our hands, we decided to fill the afternoon with a game of football. It was an early start on the second day. We headed towards the Lake District to climb Skiddaw Mountain. With a summit at 931m above sea level it is the fourth highest mountain in England. We set off from a car park with 3 hours of long walk ahead of us. As we climbed up the hill the weather was not very supportive and soon it started pouring down. Although the weather was unfavourable, we managed to reach the summit in about an hour and a half. By that time the mist and fog had closed in, so we missed the opportunity to see the panoramic view of the Lake District. As we reached the base the inevitable happened and the weather cleared and became nice again. We took the opportunity to take a few pictures and we headed on. Afterwards, we went back to the camp and a barbeque was organised for dinner. We had a great meal but we couldn’t stop thinking about going to bed. the slopes were almost vertical. We were shooting through the wood, racing our bikes down Hully Gully, rushing down the smooth downhill and braking through the narrow routes. After nearly 3 hours of biking our journey came to an end. By that time we were totally exhausted and so set off and made our way back to Stafford. Ex NOVEMBER DRAGON was an extremely successful and rewarding experience for all. We are very thankful to LCpl Raj Gurung for organising such an enjoyable event. 252 (HONG KONG) SIGNAL SQUADRON OC: SSM: Maj G Lewendon WO2 (SSM) D Owen REGIMENTAL TUG OF WAR/FUN DAY – by LCpl Derby On 6 July, 252 Sig Sqn travelled up to Stafford from Imjin Barracks to compete with the rest of the Regt for the finale of the CO’s Cup Competition. The main event of the day was the Tug-of-War competition, an event in which we had trained for a little over a week before hand, most of which against a tree on a little patch of grass by the station gym. Despite this, the team put in a valiant effort, coming 2nd in the league and securing a place in the final against 222 Sig Sqn. Before the final took place, the Sqn had to complete the themed chariot race. We had decided to go for a beach theme, which entailed a chariot held together with some dodgy welding and black nasty. The in-chariot entertainment system was supplied by toys from McDonalds happy meals. Along the way we faced water balloons, water pistols and several near-crashes. Despite our best efforts we were no match for the Ninja-mobile or the Wild West Wagon. Then came the final of the Tug-of-War. 252 vs 217. A brilliant effort was put in by both sides, with 217 winning the first leg. Just as it seemed 252 were about to pull back the lead, 217 found a second wind to beat us 2-0 overall. After a round of Hoorahs, the Regt relaxed in the sun with a BBQ, beer, ice cream and cricket. A welcome break from our normal commitments, enjoyed by all. On the last day we set off for some mountain biking towards the Guisburn Forest. After an hour and a half of driving we could see the forest. We hired our bikes and jumped on. After checking the brakes and gears we were off, mostly on the red trails and occasionally attempting the black as well. Most of us had to get off the bikes as soon as we hit black as Pulling like a Trooper 30th SIGNAL REGIMENT BRAMCOTE CO RSM Lt Col R J Watts MBE WO1 (RSM) L Tosh SUPPORT SQUADRON OC SSM 50 Maj P Griffiths WO2 (SSM) A Setchfield BRAMCOTE STATION OPEN DAY 2011 – by WO2(SSM) Setchfield As Sp Sqn SSM I feel that it should be my task to let the Corps know the scale of the ‘Bramcote Station Open Day’. I took up the post of Sp Sqn Sergeant Major at the end of November 2010 and on my hand over I was told about the Open Day by my predecessor and that it was the main effort other than current Ops in the Regt. It couldn’t really be that much of a THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 drama to sort out! How wrong was I. I started looking through the hand over notes which were left for me around January 2011 (its surprising what you can squeeze in to an A4 paper box!) I started making some calls and realised that if you wanted any military displays, January of the year you wanted them was not the time to ask, most displays need to be booked the year prior to you wanting them. I started to panic slightly as nothing had been booked prior to me arriving. So it was time to think outside of the army bubble and get some civilian equivalents for the main arena displays, so who could offer what the ‘White Helmets’ do, the ‘Imps’. The ‘Imps’ display was amazing. They had travelled through the night from Scotland and didn’t arrive until 0200hrs. I put them in to a mid afternoon slot in the arena so they could get some sleep. A lot of the public could not believe how good they were and I would like to say thanks to ‘Roy’ and the team once again. So that was the military motorcycle display sorted but I wanted to ensure that we would get as many of the public to attend as possible so I thought what else would everyone be able to relate to, maybe a Battle of Britain Fly past to open the day and some freestyle motto cross riders? Four passes over the arena with a ‘Spitfire’ and a ‘Hurricane’ really got the crowd going so it was over to the Mayor of Nuneaton to open the main arena. As soon as that was done it was over to ‘UK FMX Moto X’ around 15,000. The glorious weather had fetched people out in their droves which lead to tail backs on the M1, M69 and all the way in to Nuneaton!! The gates were closed at 1320hrs as we could not get anyone else in to the event, so if you want to attend next year come early as the gates were opened an hour before the 1000hrs start and we had a continuous flow of cars through until the gates shut. That just shows how popular this event is. On the day nothing runs itself so it was down to a few key people ensuring everyone else had a great day, Maj Griffiths, co-ordinating everything from car parking to portaloos. Sgt Toby Griffiths our med Sgt running the arena, SSgt Danny Bromage sorting out the media and SSgt Richie Sheard IC everything else!! At the end of the day the event was closed with a spectacular free fall parachute display by the RLC ‘Silver Stars’, a fantastic way to close the event. At the last count we had raised in the region of £25,000 for military and local charities which far surpassed the estimate at the start of the planning process. As Sp Sqn SSM you have the joy of planning and running this event but don’t worry if I’m not here next year, I have already booked your main attractions and all you’ll need to do is put it together, enjoy. UNIT WELFARE AND COMMUNITY DEPARTMENT – by Capt (UWO) Dougie Icke I don’t think anyone realised how spectacular these guys were, a few jumps maybe but the skill, athleticism and commitment they put in to the display was second to none. They performed more shows than they were contracted to do as they were enjoying themselves so much due to the huge crowds and the feedback they were getting. Everyone commented on how well the event was set up and that is down to SSgt Sheard who spent nearly 2 weeks with his team of men building the site. A lot of the stall holders and vendors said it was the best open day the Regt had ever done. There was over 45 stands and stalls set up around the ‘wind break’ not including the military stands run by Sp, 250, 256 and 258 Sqns; paintball ranges, archery, clay pigeon shooting, mini assault course, weapons stands, military vehicle displays, beat the keeper, the stocks and a RLC catering competition. Other major attractions included a huge inflatable bouncy castle complex, water balls, off road driving and helicopter rides. There was so much going on it was hard to estimate how many people had turned up but it was believed to be THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 The welfare department has seen some new faces recently. Capt Ken Smith has abandoned ship to take up post as MTO at 14 (EW) SR, we wish him the very best in his new post. Newly arrived from Birmingham UOTC is the new UWO – Capt Dougie Icke. Sgt Stacy Fayers has been drafted into the team from the QM Dept and has been busy making herself known to the community. Whilst organising community events and writing newsletters, she still finds time to represent the Army at swimming, play sports for the Regt and train for Trailwalker UK and the Lanyard Trophy. We are also lucky to have LCpl Margaret Dzikiti join the team from SE Tp. As well as establishing herself as the welfare JNCO, she is successfully managing the PRI ‘project’, that has prompted the UWO to recommend her for New Years ‘The Apprentice’. She also finds time to represent the Regt at sports and is training for The Lanyard Trophy. In addition to our new members, we have the experienced ‘old hands’ of SSgt Hari Ghale and Cpl Neil Dickinson (258 Sig Sqn). Whilst Hari is counting down the days till resettlement leave and the start of his posting to ‘Civvy Street’, he continues to maintain the highest professional standards and offers excellent advice in all situations – he will be a hard act to follow for his successor who arrives from 22 Sig Regt in September. Cpl Dickinson has breathed a sigh of relief as the last of 258 Sig Sqn return safely from Afghanistan, and to celebrate is now on a ‘football referees’ course which will come in handy at the Youth Club. Our Gurkha Support Worker, Shova Gurung, is as friendly and professional as ever, and is busy teaching the UWO Nepalese, which takes a lot of patience. There is currently a buzz of 51 enthusiasm and activity in the Unit Welfare & Community Department which hopefully will ensure a professional and efficient service to our families and soldiers is maintained – something that we are extremely committed to. through various stands and return back to their Platoon safe house on foot covering a distance of 10 -15km each day. This proved to be more difficult than previously thought with some call signs spending 2 hours lost in the same grid square! COARSE FISHING TEAM NEWS – by Sgt ‘Ginge’ Davies The final phase saw students complete a 60km evade through various checkpoints with very little food and equipment. Everyone who took part performed well, however there were some individuals who had an outstanding performance. LCpl Shankar led from the start and kept all his section/platoon motivated right to the very end. This earned him top field soldier accolade, well deserved. Additionally there were some standout performances by Pte Fletcher (AGC) and LCpl Chirton who, despite getting geographically embarrassed and carrying injuries, never stopped smiling and encouraging everyone else in the section. Another mention goes to Sig Fullagar who received the accolade of top Signaller who displayed the maturity of a well seasoned soldier. The Regt has once again had a strong showing at the AAF Gp 4 qualifiers. Consistently entering 2 strong teams has led to some great results with someone always among the points. We have also benefitted by the signing of angling superstar and the new one to beat SSgt ‘Rocky’ Rock. The qualifying match in June was conveniently held at the same location as the Corp Championships. This saw 3 members spend 3 days solid fishing at Heronbrook fishery, including 3 nights in the luxury accommodation at Swynerton Training Camp. Day 1 did not go as planned and after a poor draw the day got worse. With very few fish in the net SSgt Jim Fisher stepped back out of his old mans fishing “arm chair” and onto his pole, being a slightly built chap the pole stood no chance. I was lucky not to cause any damage myself as I fell off my box laughing. The words that came out of his mouth are unprintable. He, however, had the last laugh of the day as his catch weighed over double mine. The day belonged to LCpl Greg Welsby though, fishing his first match for the Regt having just been posted in from his Phase 2 training, was among the prizes collecting some valuable team points and a little pocket money for himself. Day 2 and 3 were The Corps Championships and again the draw was not to kind to us but “Team Cockle” made the most of it and managed to hold their own. The internal battle between the 3 of us was won by just a few ounces by LCpl Greg Welsby, who was again among the prizes on the final day (maybe a little ill advised though to pip your FofS IS in your first week in the Regt). The Championship was won overall by Sgt ‘Pez’ Perry who just pipped Martin Cullip on a count back. Both anglers fished extremely well over the 2 days. The hard work has paid off and the team now look forward to representing the Regt at the Army Finals in September. Anyone interested in coarse fishing within in Corps should contact Sgt Ben Bentley at 11 (RSS) Sig Regt on 943713975. TRAINING WING OC SSI Capt A Nicholls SSgt D Knowler The last 3 months has seen the Wing run numerous distributed training courses as well as introduce a new JNCO development course. Further to this they have participated and run several initiatives that have seen them raise in excess of £15000 for local and national Charities. EXERCISE SWAN CONNECTION 1, 2 – 16 JUN 11 Ex SWAN CONNECTION was a Regtl JNCO Leadership and development camp which was conducted on Salisbury Plain Training Area (SPTA) over the period 06 – 18 Jun 11. The Brain Child of the CO, Lt Col Watts MBE, the Trg Wg were tasked with designing a training camp that would see the JNCO’s developed in an arduous environment whilst developing both their skills and drills. A 3 phase exercise was delivered where soldiers were taught, tested and finally evaluated. Phase one was tuition of all topics needed to succeed, phase 2 incorporated numerous stands covering a wide area of SPTA and phase 3 – SWAN ESCAPADE, would be based on an extraction scenario. As the exercise progressed so did the intensity and training. Each stand had to introduce different scenarios and elements to test the section commanders in their decision making and leadership skills in a progressive manner. To increase pressure, each section had to pass 52 In summary Ex SWAN CONNECTION was a successful 30SR exercise that will be run again next year. Without exception all the participants worked extremely hard and can be justifiably proud of their achievements. WAAT 4 CHALLENGE 18 JUN 11 The WAAT 4 Challenge is 40KM race over the Brecon Beacons in aid of the Welsh Air Ambulance as well as Blue Light Services. The team of 4, led by Capt Tony Nicholls, were aiming for a top 10 finish after previous success in 2009. From the start Sgt Gopal took the role of navigator leaving route selection and ‘pace management’ to the OC. Looking good at the halfway point the team were competing for a podium before summiting Pen-Y-Fan for the second time. After what was a valiant effort by Capt Pete (rickets) Asplen (ISS) and some strong support by Cpl Shyam the team eventually finished in just under 7 hours in fourth place overall. Both Sgt Gopal and the OC are adamant that they will return next year to compete for the win! EXERCISE SWAN PEDELLO, 2 – 8 Jul 11 Ex SWAN PEDALLO, the brain child of Sgt Chris Loynes and SSgt Marty Cope, was a speed cycle exercise from Lands End to John O’Groats. The task would see an 8 man relay team attempt to complete the 932 mile chosen route within 72 hours. Cycling for charity, the 2 main benefactors were ‘Help for Heroes’ and Caterinas Children’s Ward, Nuneaton, with an expectation to raise £4000. After some consultation it was decided that the best course of action to raise awareness of the Ex, was to set six 10 hour cycling challenges outside large local supermarkets. To their credit, the local community of Nuneaton and Hinckley were unbelievably generous towards our cause and we collected a total close to £9500. The event started on the morning of 4 June with the early pace being set by Sgt Loynes at around 20 miles in the hour. This would set the tone for the rest of the Ex with each cyclist trying to better the distance covered in the first leg. With ‘competitive dad’ now firmly in place the team soon realised that the opportunity to break the record already set by a 30 Sig Regt Team in a time of 50 hours was achievable. 30 hours into the cycle the team had started to fall behind. Part of this was attributed to the geographically challenged navigator (Sgt Taff Pike RLC) and his lack of understanding of THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 the highway code – (no we can’t cycle on the M5 even if it is only 2 miles) and secondly as Cpl Keith Evens struggled to get his iron horse over some significant speed bumps en-route to Bristol. Needing to pick up the pace WO1 (RSM) Liam Tosh and SSgt Marty Cope both covered close to 25 miles in the next 2 hours giving the team the boost they needed, brining them back on track. This was followed up with a massive effort by Sgt Lee Greenhough who could be depended on for an above average distance throughout. The closing stages of the ride built excitement for all as the prospect of finishing the event spurred us on. The route card had indicated that the last few hours of the event would be relatively flat, however, how wrong were we. Capt Tony Nicholls ended up with a 7.6 miles uphill in the middle of his last stint and Sgt Marty Cowan had a cliff of 13% to climb. Aren’t you supposed to travel downhill to sea level? With excellent efforts from the whole team and their support crews WO2 (YofS) Jimmy Samuel brought the team home in 49 hours 40 mins. EXERCISE TRAILWALKER 15 – 18 Jul 11 This year saw 30 Sig Regt enter 4 teams in to the South Down Ways event. The weekends activities started with a night in the garages at Thorny Island before a 0400 breakfast that was prepared by the support teams, greatly appreciated by all! After this the teams headed off for the 0600 mass early morning start. The 30 Sig Regt Team A of WO1(RSM) Tosh, Sgt Gopal, Cpl Ratna and Cpl Shyam were leading the charge and maintained pace with the event leaders until Cpl Ratna, who was suffering from extreme cramps, was forced to retire after 60km. Despite this and with a huge effort the team managed to regain much of their lost ground and finished the event in a staggering 12hrs 12 mins. Next was the aptly named B Team with WO2(RQMS) Nim, SSgt Smith and Sig Tej who were joined by Capt Nicholls on the eve before. The teams aim was to break the 14 hour mark and set off in ambitious style. Having maintained pace with the leaders until the 60km mark (6hrs 30min), their late joiner started to struggle with the pace. To the rest of the teams credit they kept him with them until the last 2km where they made a dip for the line at 13 hours 36 minutes and Capt Nicholls eventually finished to give the team a time of 14 hours 6 Mins and 10th place overall. Next were the veterans team lead by 2IC Regt, Maj Kennedy, with the QM, Maj Cauldwell and Capt Barker and Cpl Mekhman. This was the first of the steady teams who, along with the ladies team, had a goal to complete in under 20 hours. The group started well and were making great time and passing through the half way point at 8 hours. However, it appeared that Capt Barker had collected some unwanted sand during this period and was starting to struggle. This eventually would prove to be terminal for his event and despite a gallant effort he retired at CP9. The team, now recharged, aimed to try and pass the ladies team of Capt Curtis, Capt Burdus, Sgt Fayers and Cpl Rimmer before the end. Although the Ladies team had been ahead of the Vets for the whole race they were facing their own issues as Cpl Rimmer was suffering heavily with internal bruising to her legs. To her and the teams credit they went on to cross the line together and finish in an excellent time of 19 hours and 53 minutes, but not before they were passed by the Vets! Overall everyone concurred at what an excellent experience and event it had been. A huge thank you must go to the support teams, without whom completion would have been impossible. Despite non-stop persistent heavy rain and strong winds they were always smiling and had a knack of giving all the runners exactly what they needed exactly when they need it. I think you should get medals next year! 250 GURKHA SIGNAL SQUADRON OC SSM Maj P C Wettenhall WO2 (SSM) U B Thapa OP ELLAMY, BENGHAZI - by Cpl Kiran Ale In April 2011, 2 personnel from 250 Gurkha Sig Sqn were called out to deploy on Op ELLAMY in Libya. They were the members of Operation Liaison and Reconnaissance Team (OLRT), a part of the deployable element of PJHQ, ready to deploy anywhere in the world at very short notice. They were deployed with the British Mentoring Team (BMT) in order to provide CIS support and maintain the vital secure comms link back to the UK for the BMT staff officers to provide support and advice to the National Transitional Council (NTC) in Libya. The BMT, along with a French mentoring team were flown to Benghazi, which is a rebel stronghold in the east of Libya, on 21 April. The deployed teams were received by both Defence Attaché and the NTC members. Soon after arrival the team set up its ops room. The 250 GSS detachment provided secure data and voice capabilities. Facilities such as VTC, TacSat and internet were also provided to the staff officers. Libya has been very volatile and unsafe place since the events of uprising was begun. Apart from the risk of being overrun by government forces fighting against the rebels in the Ajdabiya-Brega border, other threats in Benghazi come from snipers in the government forces, V-IED, random and celebratory fire ricochet and being targeted by progovernment loyalists. However, the team worked energetically and welcoming NTC members closely. Although it was an operation, time was found for few games of football between the rebels and the team. This helped socialise and know them better. Although the team slept on camp cots, entertainment facilities such as satellite TV, table tennis, magazines and some gym equipment were either salvaged locally or ordered from the UK. The team was honoured by a visit from the CJO AM Sir Stuart Peach KCB CBE in June. A trip was also organised to the Benghazi Freedom Square and the Benghazi War Cemetery in which are laid some hundreds of fallen heroes from the British Empire, along with some Gurkhas of the British Indian Army, during the WW2 North African campaign. The BMT has since been mentoring the NTC in matters such as improving military organisation, communication and logistics including how to handle humanitarian and medical assistance. And the detachment from 250 GSS has been playing a key role in providing and maintaining CIS facilities for the BMT staff officers in order to support this operation. EXERCISE MASAI MERCURY- KENYA JUN 2011 - by Sig Puspa Gurung Being on JTFHQ role, Victor Tp has been busy from the start of 2011, deploying on Op KIRKDALE to Kenya in Feb 11 and Op ELLAMY to Italy in Mar 11. We were ready for yet another challenge – Ex MASAI MERCURY 11 to Kenya in Jun. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 53 was met within the given timeframe. By the morning of the 6th all services were up and working except few application issues on RD 13 JOCS. We managed to commission a new service, PJHQ.COM for the first time via BBiaB. Fallen Gurkhas in the Benghazi War Cemetery Commander Joint Forces Operation (CJFO), Brig Felton’s main aim was to practice the small scale HQ (-)and prove our ability to operate at strategic reach in an austere environment. The exercise personnel comprised of 30 enablers including Pioneers and a Medical Officer and 35 Staff Officers. All Victor Tp personnel led by Capt Lokbahadur Gurung along with OPSO Capt Sillito and YofS Coope left Bracmcote on 1 Jun for RAF Lyneham. We flew to Cyprus on a Hercules C130 before stopping at Akritori for an overnight stay and made it to Nairobi Kenya the next day. All exercise personnel excluding the Staff Officers reached British Army Training Freedom Square, Benghazi with Unit Kenya (BATUK) at pictures of martyrs and the new 2200L. A quick RSOI was Libyan flag given by the RQMS about the Camp and exercise location. On 4 Jun we set off early from BATUK and reached the exercise location by 1600L. We discovered that the exercise location was surrounded by Masai villages and to our surprise the Kenyan Rapid Deployment Capability (KRDC) HQ was already in place. We started unloading all the Interim Staff Working Environment (ISWE) kits off the loaders and started building the tents while the Pioneers started fencing the area with barbed wire. By 1100 hrs on the 5th all the HQ infrastructure less the Comms were established. Within 20 minutes of unloading the comms kits, we began setting up Skylark and Base Band in a Box (BBiaB). By that time the Staff Officers had arrived and we were under heavy pressure and a sense of urgency was necessary. The insecure phones started working within an hour but we couldn’t progress the Red BBiaB because of a point to point synchronisation problem. Technical team including FRT SNCO Sgt Pham worked overnight to ensure that the Full Operational Capability (FOC) On the 8th some of us got a chance to visit KRDC HQ. To our surprise we found that the Kenyan forces still use Clansman Radios and Euromux as their comms systems. During the ex we also got a chance to visit the Masai village near our ex location. It was a fascinating experience to see the Masai tribe in their traditional costumes. On the 10th, which was the last day of the exercise, Lt Gen Julius W Karangi ‘MGH’ CBS’ ‘NDC’ ‘PSC’(K), the Commander of KRDC paid a visit to our HQ. He was pretty impressed with the comms equipment that we had used and also praised about the Gurkhas. Endex was called out at around 1730 hrs on the 10th and our comms systems were all down by 1800hr. The next day, turn round of the exercise was carried out. Everything was packed up and loaded into the vehicles. We left the ex location on the 12th to BATUK. Some of us had to stay longer in BATUK due to flight delays but in the end all exercise personnel were back to UK by the 18th. Ex MASAI MERCURY 11 was very successful, where we achieved a lot, proving ourselves that we could work in an austere environment and still give in the services needed for the smooth running of the JTFHQ. REGIMENTAL GOLF DAY – by LCpl Rohit Gurung After strings of uncertainty and last minute time changing emails, the Regtl Golf Day was finally organised on 8 July 2011 under the guidance of the Regtl Golf 2IC, SSgt Suresh Gurung. A total of 15 golf enthusiasts from the Regt took an early drive to Ansty Golf Center, Coventry to get warmed up and ready for the day ahead. On arrival, a quick brief was given by SSgt Suresh on the rules of the competition. It would be played out as an 18 hole Stableford competitions. With score cards in hand we were distributed into groups of 4 and queued up at Holes 1 and 10 to the Tee off. At 0815 hrs the competition began. Dark clouds were lurking behind us since early morning which eventually gave way to light rain followed by frequent thundery downpours. Braving the weather with waterproofs and umbrellas in hand, we forced our way across the course taking every opportunity to get a good score. After the first 9 holes to everyone’s delight, bacon rolls and coffee were served in the club house energising us for another 9 holes that lay ahead. By the time the second half of the competition started, rays of sunshine slowly began to creep out of the sky warming up the players. Once again we queued up at our respective tees in a hurry to enjoy every bit of sunshine available. After playing a long and tense 2 ½ hours of back 9 holes we once again made our way to the club house to be greeted by a delicious finger buffet. Here, the score cards were handed in to the OIC and everyone eagerly awaited the results. Capt Purna was the winner of the day followed closely by Sgt Robin and Sgt Sanjeev. Prizes were also given out for the Longest Drive and Nearest the Pin where all winners took away an expensive crystal-look-alike trophy. A quick group photograph and a few thank you’s later, the competition ended and everyone made their way back to camp. The Regtl Golf Competition turned out to be a very successful and enjoyable day. The Golfing Society still remains large in 30 Sig Regt and all golfers will definitely be eyeing for the winner’s medal when the next competition comes around. EXERCISE TRAILWALKER UK 2011 - by Sgt Sanjeev Rai Ex TRAILWALKER UK is the single biggest fund raising event conducted by Queen’s Gurkha Signals (QGS) for the Gurkha Welfare Trust (GWT) and Oxfam UK. It is a 100km challenge initially envisaged as a training exercise, testing fitness, 54 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 teamwork and communication in Hong Kong by the QGS in 1981 but was quickly adapted to raise funds for the GWT. After the move of the Brigade of Gurkhas to the UK, QG Signals established Trailwalker UK in 1997. Its unique nature attracts old, young, able, less able, civilians and soldiers, who together raise over a million pounds each year. Since its establishment in the UK, 250 Gurkha Sig Sqn takes the responsibility to organise the event; where a 4 person team takes a challenge to complete the full distance of 100 km along the South Downs Way, starting at the Queen Elizabeth Country Park in Petersfield and finishing at the Race Course in Brighton. Since QGS invited Oxfam GB in partnership in 2002, the event has grown bigger every year. This is the only ex where all QGS Sqns and independent personnel from all Sig Regts take part in various aspects alongside civilian volunteers of Oxfam GB. After the long and thoughtful planning and preparation, the 30th TRAILWALKER UK was conducted over the weekend of 16/17 Jul 2011. With the event being very prominent in the public eye, high standards of discipline and turnout was demonstrated which maintained the QGS and British Army’s name throughout the fund raising event. From the Friday prior to the start of the event, the Start Point was a hive of activity with competitors registering and sampling the spectacular Gurkha cuisine available, and generally taking in the atmosphere prior to the event. 248 GSS was responsible for providing food, beverages, administration and site security for all competitors and their supporters until they crossed the Start Point. With overcast weather forecast and glittering rain the first lot of running groups (The Elite Groups) started the race at 0600hrs; amongst them was the defending champion ‘QGS A’ team and so many other serious runners who wanted to snatch that prestigious title. The Col of the Regt, Maj Gen NAW Pope CBE started the race. It was an amazing experience, hundreds of competitors rushing to get pass slow starters, the cheering of the crowd and the stirring bag pipe’s tune as they were crossing the start line; unfortunately 249 out of 2800 runners didn’t complete the race this year. Responsibility was spread between the Sqns to ensure the start point, the 10 checkpoints and the finish point were operating at the highest standard. As the lead Sqn, 250 GSS also had the challenging finish point to operate. Overall Ex TRAILWALKER UK 2011 was a tremendous success. Thank you to the Race Control Team, all check point commanders and SQMSs for the effective administration and fantastic hospitality. Many thanks to all QGS members, attached Gurkha SPS, Queen’s Gurkha Engineers and Queen’s Own Gurkha Logistic Regt for producing another successful Trailwalker. Humongous thanks goes to all competitors for taking part and making Ex TRAILWALKER UK the huge success it was; all in the spirit of charity. E&E exercise, patrolling over 60Km with enemy forces tracking us down as we manoeuvred from point to point. In addition to the exercise the Tp has been involved in a number of notable global deployments as part of our global R1 commitment. Personnel from the Tp have deployed to a number of regions all over the world including Libya, Egypt, Bahrain, Qatar, and Turkey. BRAVO TROOP - CORPS TUG OF WAR CHAMPIONSHIPS 2011 - by Sig Dear A team from 30 Sig Regt went down to compete at this years Corps Tug Of War Championships at the REME Phase 2 Camp in Bordon. Twelve members of the Regt, led by Capt Ken Smith, travelled down to the championships raring to go earlier this month. The day started off with a bang with 3 consecutive wins against the RLC, Royal Artillery and the REME which was the first weight category of 560kg in the bag. The competition continued with wins in the 600kg, 4x4kg, 640kg and 680kg events. The team won in all categories across the board, not a bad day’s work for the Regt! After the competition had finished and all the adrenaline had died down, all teams attended the prize giving. With last place going to the REME, third place going to the Royal Artillery, and a well deserved second place for the RLC, leaving the Royal Signals as winners at this year’s Corps Tug Of War Championships. Lets hope that the Corps team can come back with a strong team next year to defend the title! CHARLIE TROOP - EXERCISE CHARLIE VENTURE DRAGON - by Cpl Pearce and LCpl Stone C Tp deployed on adventure training to RAF St Mawgan (Newquay) for a week of Rock Climbing, Kayaking and Coastal Walking. Whilst there, the guys were split into 3 groups to carry out these activities. Each one was led by a dedicated instructor, Cpl Lee Pearce led the Coastal Walking, Sgt ‘Jase’ Whitehead took Rock Climbing and Cpl John Doran came over from 14 Sig Regt to instruct the Kayaking. On the first day we all headed out down to Newquay to recce the town’s delights. Thinking it would be a chilled evening, as it was only Monday, it turned out Monday is one of the town’s busiest nights with the big changeover of all the camp sites for the following week. Needless to say, the next day - when the activities began - there was a good few people feeling a bit worse for wear! Over at the Rock Climbing site, Sig Morgan was struck with a severe case of disco leg after climbing the dizzying heights of at least 1 meter, not helped by the gentle ‘encouragement’ of Sig Tomczak, who shortly afterwards wasn’t fairing much better trying to descend down from his climb, screaming words to the effect of “There’s no chance I’m going down this rope!” 256 SIGNAL SQUADRON OC SSM Maj S Short WO2 (SSM) L Mathew ALPHA TROOP – EX SWAN CONNECTION 1 From the 6-16th Jul 11 most of 256 Sig Sqn was deployed on Ex SWAN CONNECTION 1. The purpose of the exercise was to practice leadership and develop basic infantry skills and drills. Having gained instruction in the basic principles of everything from the 6 section battle drills to vehicle anti ambush drills we began the testing phase of the exercise on Salisbury Plain. The instructors made the situation on the ground as realistic as possible to gain the most out of us, and to give us a taste of what it would be like on the ground in real time Ops. We had to patrol from stand to stand with various ambushes and IED encounters over a 2 week period. The last 2 days was an All in all, it was a lot of fun and enjoyed by everyone who attended and it was a great week for all the new guys – LCpl Payne, LCpl Arthur Wakefield, LCpl Hughes, LCpl Pocock, LCpl Turner, LCpl Gilbert, LCpl Leighton, LCpl ‘Moulin’ Rouget, Sig Evans and LCpl Bush – to get to know one another and for the older members to get to know them. Continued on page 58 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 55 SOinC(A) UPDATE - by Brig TJP Watts OBE ADC SOinC(A) Hello everyone. These are times of great change. The Army and our sister Services are embarking on the most far reaching changes since the end of the Cold War, and perhaps longer. But we are all still heavily committed to operations, particularly Afghanistan, and to staying ready to support other contingencies, including HQ ARRC and NATO, the Joint Rapid Reaction Force, UK Operations including the Olympics, Special Forces and other government departments, Signals Intelligence, Cyber, EOD . . . the list goes on. We are very much in demand. I’d love to be able to tell you that I have all the answers. Of course I don’t, but what I can do is work hard, with the team here in Blandford and elsewhere on behalf of the Corps and its wider family, and to keep people informed about the changes we do know about. As part of the initial package of changes, some of which are tied into the Strategic Defence and Security Review, our structures are adjusting. Here are some of the headlines: • HQ 2 Signal Brigade will disband around the end of 2012 as its role in supporting the Olympics comes to an end. The units currently in the brigade will move to be under command of the remaining 2 signal brigades and we are working now to determine the best mix. • 7th Signal Regiment will disband by mid 2012 following its commitment to supporting the Interim Joint Command Headquarters in Afghanistan. • 19th Light Brigade HQ and Signal Squadron (209) is currently busy supporting collective training for Op HERRICK. The squadron will adjust its makeup to enable it to meet likely tasks, and disband finally with the Brigade HQ in early 2013. • The Unified System Support Organisation, based in Blandford has been steadily growing in size and importance. It has a critical role providing expert Level 3 support to deployed information and communication services across Defence, and provides a combination of deployed and ‘reachback’ support. On 30th September 2011 it will be re-titled 15th Signal Regiment (Information Support) and be established fully as a Royal Signals Unit, albeit with very joint manning and roles. • The one-star Signal Officer in Chief post, and my current role, will cease in March 2012. Responsibilities for producing Command Support and EW doctrine and strategy, setting training requirements, designing the Corps’ structures, and integrating and trialling new equipment capabilities will move to HQ Land Forces under a ‘Capability Director’ (me initially), and join up with similar functions supporting Intelligence, as well as taking on new tasks, including equipment requirement setting. As part of that process we have already taken the Command and Control Development Centre (C2DC) under command. • A new post, the ‘Corps Colonel’ will be created, and by the time you read this, the first officer will have been selected. He or she will be the head of the serving Corps, like I am now, with specific responsibilities for ethos, support to recruiting, support to the Military Secretary and the APC, the retired Corps and the wider family, benevolence and operational support, heritage and the Museum. Importantly, he will visit units and provide reports back to HQ Land Forces – if necessary to CGS himself – helping assure the health and effectiveness of our profession and wider family into the future. These changes are mirrored elsewhere across almost all of the Army, including the Armoured Corps, Infantry, Artillery, Engineers, Intelligence Corps, Logistics Corps and REME. This is just the start. There will be lots more change in the coming years, and we’ll need to beware sacred cows – many will become extinct. The Army will be getting significantly smaller and there will be a very different mix of regulars, reservists and contractors in the future. In the meantime we need to keep focused on the jobs in hand, mostly about success in Afghanistan, and getting ready for the next challenges. That means training hard, technically, militarily and in terms of sport and Arduous Training. Certa Cito 56 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 CHANGE OF R SIGNALS DRIVER LINEMAN STOREMAN TRADE NAME TO COMMUNICATION LOGISTIC SPECIALIST It has been recognised that the name ‘Driver Lineman Storeman’ is no longer appropriate; it does not accurately describe what the trade does and is not an attractive name from a recruiting perspective. As such, with effect from 1 Oct 11, the name Communication Logistic Specialist has been chosen; it serves both purposes of describing the trade and is deemed a positive name for recruiting and marketing. There are no significant changes to trade apart from the name change. However the following should be noted: • Line Training. As of Aug 11 line training has been removed from trade training. Line training will instead be delivered to R SIGNALS soldiers of all trades as part of the Basic Signalling Skills package. • Stores Training. As of Aug 11 the Stores Accountant Pre Employment Training (PET) is included in Phase 2 Comm Log Spec trade training. Therefore, those that successfully complete Comm Log Spec Phase 2 trade training from Aug 11 onwards will be fully employable in the stores and MT environment on arrival at their first unit. • R SIGNALS Stores Accountant Pre Employment Training (PET). There are still many individuals from the Driver Lineman legacy trade who are required to complete the R SIGNALS Stores Accountant PET. Dvr Lmn Stmn (Comm Log Spec) who have passed through Phase 2 trade training since the Dvr Lmn and Tech Sup Spec trades merged in 09 are still required to return to DCCIS to complete PET if not already done so. 3 courses are run a year at DCCIS with a capacity of 10 on each. It is anticipated that this course will run for a further 3-4 years to allow remaining individuals to be trained. Units are encouraged to bid for places for individuals who still require conversion. • • Employment. R SIGNALS Wing APC, units and individuals themselves have a responsibility to ensure that Comm Log Spec gain experience in both the Motor Transport and stores environment in order to enhance promotability. • Promotion Boards. It is R SIGNALS Wing APC intention that Dvr Lmn and Tech Sup Spec legacy trades will be boarded together from 2012. The promotability of Comm Log Spec who have not completed PET will not initially be affected. However, in due course Comm Log Spec that have not completed PET may become less competitive on promotion boards as they will be less employable in comparison to their peers. It is an individual and unit responsibility to ensure Comm Log Spec who have not completed PET do so at the earliest opportunity. . • Line Belt. With effect from 1 Oct 11 the line belt will no longer be worn by any individual. Pay. The name change does not affect pay and the trade will remain low range for pay. Establishment Changes: • JPA Competences. An application to the JPA cell at APC has been made to add the following competences to JPA. HR admin within units will be given direction in due course from HQ SOinC(A) with regard to amending competences for the trade. o Comm Log Spec Class 1. o Comm Log Spec Class 2. o Comm Log Spec Class 3. • JPA Main Trade for Pay. Owing to financial issues the Main Trade For Pay (MTFP) name is unlikely to change for some time and will remain as the legacy trades of Dvr Lmn and Tech Sup Spec on JPA. Currently only legacy Tech Sup Specs are identified as Tech Sup Spec for MTFP. However the intention is that all individuals who have completed the PET course be reclassified as Tech Sup Spec for MTFP. This will allow easy identification via JPA as to whether a Comm Log Spec is stores trained or not. HR admin within units will be given direction in due course from HQ SOinC(A) with regard to amending MTFP. • SLIM. All liability on SLIM for the legacy trades of Tech Sup Spec and Dvr Lmn will shortly transition to Tech Sup Spec only. As unit establishments are updated SO2 Establishments will use the free text space to enter the name of Comm Log Spec. This will be actioned from 1 Oct 11. Further information. All enquiries concerning the name change should be directed via the Chain of Command to Capt S Devenish, SO3 People, HQ SOinC(A) (94371 5484) or WO1 (YofS (EW)) M P Duckering, Corps YofS (EW), HQ SOinC(A) (94371 5604). THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 57 Bird’ Welton leaves for an instructors position in Blandford and Sgt ‘Frank the Tank’ Taylor leaves to become a Tp Sgt for phase 1 recruits. We wish all the guys and girls the best of luck for the future! 256 SQUADRON MT – REGT OPEN DAY - by Sig Pepper Now back at camp we prepare for a busy period as the Tp is preparing to take over JTFHQ 1 from 250 GSS. Finally, some farewells to members of the Tp. Our Illustrious Leader SSgt ‘Bird is the Word’ Bird leaves us to take over as SSM at 14 Sigs, Cpl Stu Payne left us to join 216 Sig Sqn and Cpl ‘Scouse On 3 July 2011, the Regt held an annual open day for the public to attend. The sun was shinning and the wind breaks soon filled up with people wanting to explore what the Regt had to offer. 256 MT occupied “ye old stocks” where civvies could punish friends, family or even a senior from Bramcote Camp. 250 SSM (WO2 Un) was one of those who was fortunate enough to be in the stocks, but later regretted it when a small child decided to give him a plastic bucket to the face. The biggest queue of the day was created by the presence of Sgt Neal in the stocks - I wonder why. All in all everyone enjoyed themselves and the day was a complete success thanks to the help of all 256 MT and the throwing arms of the public. We raised over £100 for charity and had plenty of fun in the process! 32nd SIGNAL REGIMENT (VOLUNTEERS) GLASGOW REGIMENTAL HEADQUARTERS CO RSM Lt Col PT Donegan WO1 (RSM) BB Newton RHQ UPDATE The summer months have provided a slight respite for RHQ, following a busy period of exercises and support to UK Ops. July saw the CO and Adjt accompanying a Young Officer collective of Capt David Carr, Lts Gareth Dixon and Mark Jolley and 2Lt Will Whitmore down to sunny Blandford for Ex HORSESHOE HURDLE; a weekend of TA YO development and Corps updates. As well as a multitude of informative lectures and presentations the good weather enabled some social development, ably assisted by the Mess Bar, and opportunity for sport, with a game of inter-Regt rounders bringing out the best of competitive spirit amongst the assembled COs! The Regtl focus is now on Annual Camp 2011, with preparations firmly underway for the Regt’s deployment to Germany and Holland in September. With a packed programme of MATTS, physical training, ranges and cultural development it looks like it will be an excellent camp for all! The rambling began on Thursday morning following the usual cracking fry-up and last minute run around packing essential hill walking apparel. The Sqn split into 2 syndicates, Alpha Group and Bravo Group, with each having a separate section of the Speyside walk to complete, ending the day in the “Mash Tun” pub for a well deserved glass of amber nectar and a recount of the day’s adventures. Morale was given a boast early on when Sig Martin took a detour, resulting in the group missing a mountainous portion of the hill. His argument that “I meant it...It was a shortcut!” was not convincing, but there weren’t too many complaints. The halfway checkpoint for the quickly re-named “A Team” was a stop off at the Glenlivet whisky distillery where the group had lunch and enjoyed a free dram of the company’s 12 year old single malt: thanks go to the OC, Maj McVey, for asking the staff if there were “Any freebies?”. Friday saw the RMO, Maj Pettigrew, and her Dalmatian-sheepdog, Diva, clocking some extra miles with some impromptu herding techniques on the local livestock. With canine companion quickly under control, the long and arduous day’s walking finally found the A Team back at Mash Tun for the evening, as they waited for the remainder of the Sqn to arrive. August sees the farewell of the Adjt, Capt Chris Fogarty, as he heads off to get “educated” at ICSC(L). We thank him heartedly for his excellent work over the last 2 years and wish him and his family all the best for the future. In the same breath we welcome his replacement, Capt Nathan Streetley, who arrives fresh from HQ Land – “Welcome to the North, and hope you brought a raincoat!” 52 SUPPORT SQUADRON OC SSM Maj T McVey WO2 (SSM) K Swan EXERCISE SPEYSIDE CANTER Between 27 - 31 July 2011, members of 52 Sp Sqn embarked on an adventurous training exercise in Elgin, northern Scotland, that would not only test their navigation and map reading skills, but also allow them to take in the magnificent views that the Speyside walks deliver. 58 An “undone” shoelace provides SSgt Lawler with another oxygen break! THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 Saturday saw the Sqn spit into 3 teams and commence the final walk. Starting at an old railway station at staggered intervals and ending alongside the meandering river Spey, this was allegedly a “flat course”, “the easiest route of the weekend” and “suitable for wearing trainers”. However picturesque the walk was, the first few hours certainly raised some eyebrows: after conquering “death mountain”, the halfway checkpoint allowed the walkers to replen their water and compare and treat their blisters! The afternoon saw SSM Swan decide to go for a dip in the dirtiest bog she could find... twice. SSgt Lawler and Sgt Tinney quickly showed their ability to prioritise by rescuing the map instead of lending a helping hand! The second half of the walk was a respite, with a picturesque route back to the TAC. The day finished with a fantastic BBQ, after which the CO provided an interactive presentation on “How Whisky is Made” with a tasting of different Whiskies from their respective regions. Londonderry. For many in the Sqn this was their first introduction to the proud history of the NIH and to this end Sgt Ros Colhoun, along with Cpl Billy Kane, delivered an excellent in-depth presentation on the NIH. This ‘look back’ into the past gave everyone a great account of the gallant actions of the NIH during the war years and outlined how the 2 Sqns, 40 (NIH) Sig Sqn and B Sqn (NIH) QOY, are in the ‘blood line’ of the NIH Regt. Sunday morning saw the usual admin pack up, followed by a battlefield tour of Culloden, visiting the National Trust centre to learn about the final confrontation of the 1745 Jacobite rising, and then a guided tour of the undulating battlefield from one of the very knowledgeable guides. After a final snack of tea and scones the Sqn boarded the minibuses and made our way back to 52 Sp Sqn. Thanks go to all those involved in the planning and execution of the exercise, especially SSgt Lawler and Sgt Tinney for the organisation of the walks, Sgt Garnett for transport, Sig Maciver in his SQMS role, and the chefs who provided us with the food that kept us going throughout the exercise: the seafood stir-fry was excellent! A great time had by all, and we now look forward to annual camp. 40 (NORTH IRISH HORSE) SIGNAL SQUADRON OC SSM Maj S Burgess WO2 (SSM) G Campbell At the end of May the Sqn took part in Ex MAPLE LEAF – the annual commemoration weekend for the battle of ‘The Hitler Line’. The Hitler Line was one of a series of strong German defensive lines in southern Italy during WWII. Tanks of the North Irish Horse (NIH) fought alongside the 1st Canadian Infantry Division and helped break the German line on May 23, 1944. In recognition of the support given to the Canadians the Commander of 1st Canadian Infantry Division (General GC Vokes) intimated that all those who assisted in the assault of the Adolf Hitler Line should wear the Maple Leaf as an honour. To this day 40 (NIH) Sig Sqn, as direct descendants of the NIH, continue this tradition by wearing the Canadian Maple Leaf on the right arm of our uniform. The Hitler Line weekend (20–22 May) kicked off on the Friday evening with a NIH Association Dinner in Londonderry. This was attended by Lt Col Dennis Janelle (a serving Canadian EME Officer) from the Canadian High Commission in London, 40 (NIH) Sig Sqn Hon Col Lord Dennis Rogan, B Sqn (NIH) QOY Hon Col Colin McDonald, Canon Sam McVeigh and Maj Johnny Taylor OC B Sqn (NIH) QOY. Speeches were made by Chairman of the NIH Northwest Branch Maj (Rtd) Mac McGowan and Branch Secretary Maj (Rtd) George Wylie. A recital of the 1944 bloody battle, which cost the lives of 36 NIH Officers and Soldiers in breaking the Hitler Line, was delivered to the dinner guests by OC 40 (NIH) Sig Sqn Maj Sam Burgess. It was a most enjoyable evening for all and a great opportunity to catch up with former members of both the Royal Signals and QOY. Thanks are expressed to WO2 (YofS) Colin Ritchie, SSgt Ian Palmer and Sgt Ricky George for helping with setting up the dinner in the hotel location. On Saturday, and amid the many showers, rehearsals were held for the main Hitler Line parade in Caw Camp, THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 40 (NIH) Sig Sqn Officers with Canadian EME Officer, Lt Col Janelle Sunday was the Hitler Line Parade and the day started early, especially for those Sqn members who had to make the 80 mile journey from Clonaver Camp in Belfast to Caw Camp in Londonderry and be on parade for 0900! It was also the first time the OC, Maj Sam Burgess, was to take the parade supported by the Sqn 2IC, Capt Derek Irvine, and SSM Glenn Campbell. There were a lot of commands and moves to be practised before the dignitaries and guests arrived. Amongst those in attendance to view the parade were several Lord Lieutenants, Hon Cols to both 40 (NIH) Sig Sqn and B Sqn (NIH) QOY along with the Canadian representative Lt Col Dennis Janelle. After a Church Service officiated by Canon Sam McVeigh all dignitaries, guests and family members took CO 32 Sig Regt and OC 40 (NIH) Sig Sqn talk with Comd 38 (Irish) Bde during AFD their places outside and SSM Glenn Campbell called the 3 guards of the NIH onto parade. A former piper with 40 Sig Regt, Cpl Robert Wilson (now 152 RLC), played the marching guards onto the parade square. Lt Col Dennis Janelle and both Hon Cols inspected the parade. By the display of medals across both the serving TA personnel and NIH Association members there were plenty of stories told about operational tours from recent and not so recent times! The 3 inspecting officers then took position for the march past with Hon Col Colin McDonald taking the salute. The day finished with a buffet meal and a presentation of an Irish Blackthorn stick to the visiting Canadian Lt Col. This was the first time Caw Camp has hosted the annual Hitler Line parade since the Royal Signals move from the old TA Centre in Limavady. It proved to be a very good venue and delivered a memorable day. 59 The CO visited the Sqn over the weekend of the nationwide Armed Forces Day (AFD) events. First thing on his busy 2 day programme was a call to see Sqn members during an equipment care period. He got around everybody and especially enjoyed the Northern Irish ‘craic’ with Cpl David Jones. Next on the agenda was a visit to the Somme Nursing Home in Belfast with OC 40 Sqn to meet nursing staff and hand over a cheque for nearly £1000 generated by 40 (NIH) Sig Sqn members taking part in the Belfast Marathon. A special mention must go to SSgt Paul McCann for being one of the key personalities in generating the money for such a worthy cause. Well done to him and all those who participated in the Belfast marathon to produce the sponsored funds (namely Lt Lindsay Fulton, Sgt Anne Scates, Sgt Debbie Wolfe, Sgt Wendy Cush, LCpl Nick Graham and LCpl Arron McCully). After the Nursing Home visit the CO was spirited away to Carrickfergus to meet with soldiers from 40 (NIH) Sqn Sqn who were providing both a Royal Signals’ Bowman display stand in the main AFD event and also assisting 38X (Irish) with comms on the AFD site. The CO got to meet key personalities in 38X (Irish) and was introduced to the Bde Comd Brig Edward Smyth-Osbourne. The day concluded with a few pints of Guinness (purely for medicinal purposes!), some Irish hospitality and an early bed. On Sunday morning the CO and Capt Ian Wolfe (40 Traffic Officer) took to the water to see some of the enchanting Irish coastline. Before the CO could say ‘complete your tax return on time’ both he and Capt Ian Wolfe were dashing about on a RIB with OC 40 checking the coastal sights. Everyone was impressed to learn that Capt Ian Wolfe had completed some time with the senior service as a young lad, although rumour has it this RIB dash was actually the first time he had left port? Well done to him the sea dog…. ship ahoy sailor boy! The CO was pleased to see Maj Sam Burgess paying attention to his equipment care by washing down the RIB and fresh water flushing the outboard engine. With such attention to detail by the OC all the equipment at 40 will surely be in great condition Col…!! Returning to land, and drying off, the CO, OC and Traffic Officer then paid a visit to Caw Camp in Londonderry. The CO spoke with soldiers who were undertaking Det maintenance. LCpl Alan Dawson was on hand to recommend a few choice pubs in Belfast for the CO to visit next time he is across in a social capacity! Sgt Richard Dennison, one of the Sqn PTIs, gave an overview of Sqn fitness activities and back-briefed the CO on the performance of the 40 team on the recent Altcar Challenge; which saw 4 PTIs from the Sqn secure 13th place out of a field of 33. After his Caw visit the CO grabbed a flight back to Scotland and probably got some well earned shut eye en-route. July saw 3 representatives from the Sqn attended the 2011 TA Operational Shooting Competition in Bisley. The 3, Sgt Colin Gordon, LCpl John Colgan and LCpl Andrew Clarke, each took part in both team and individual matches designed to test marksmanship skills at distances up to 500m. The shoots are now continually being amended in line with current operational requirements so it was no easy job, even for the more experienced! Firers are now left to work out their own magazine changes and the continuous nature of the matches means that a minor stoppage or lapse in concentration is severely penalised by a loss of points; reflecting the importance of slick weapon handling skills on operations. The top 50 firers shoot ‘The Rural Contact Match’ on Century Range at Bisley and this is used to determine the winner. Running from 500m to 100m firing 2 shots at each distance from varying fire positions, followed by rapid and snap practices at 200m and 300m really does test both fitness and shooting prowess. CO 32 Sig Regt and OC 40 (NIH) Sig Sqn present a cheque to Somme Nursing Home Congratulations to both Sgt Gordon and LCpl Colgan from 40 (NIH) Sig Sqn for (again!) receiving their TA50 status for 2011 and also to LCpl Natasha Pinnock from 33 Sig Sqn who was delighted to achieve her first TA50 medal on her initial Bisley visit. Of course none of this would be possible without the support of Capt Paul Williams who worked hard behind the scenes to supply the 32 Sig Regt soldiers with weapons and kit to compete in the competition. A special word of thanks goes to him for helping the soldiers of 40 (NIH) Sig Sqn assist 32 Sig Regt make their mark at TAOSC. 37th SIGNAL REGIMENT (VOLUNTEERS) REDDITCH RSM WO1 (RSM) Paul McGuire It’s been a busy 2 months in the Regt with a Bde Driver Training Camp, support to The Royal International Air Tattoo 2011 and HERRICK training being just some of the activities our soldiers have been taking part in. On the sporting front we’ve been out in the waters of Denmark, jumping out of planes and doing our own version of the ‘Tour de France’! We say goodbye to the Regtl Yeoman, Neil Port, whose enthusiasm and knowledge will be sorely missed in Ops and we wish him well on his deployment to Camp Leatherneck. WO1 (RSM) Paul McGuire is now settled into his new post and Sgt Dan Hine is back safely from Ops. Welcome also to Cpl Margaret Kelly who has joined 36 Sig Sqn on transfer from 2 60 (CofD) Sig Sqn and Sgt’s Adam and Elaine Witcombe who have also returned following completion of FTRS posts. CORPS ROUNDERS CHAMPIONSHIPS - by Capt Susie Wallis 10 ladies from the Regt travelled up to Grantham on 6 Jul for the Royal Signals Rounders Championships. After an eventful journey (dodgy satnavs and exploding yoghurts) and an awful night’s sleep (thanks 1 Div) we gathered for a quick refresher of our throwing/hitting skills. Having had some expert tuition the week prior from QM 30 Sigs, Anthea Burdus, we had our positions sorted out and went into the first game against 3 Div with a positive attitude. The 10 teams were split into 2 Groups (we were Group B) and THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 the format was 20 good balls against all the teams in the Group. I lost the first toss which became something of a recurring theme!! Batting first, we made a respectable 5.5 rounders. Then onto the fielding and we focused on not letting the opposition make it to LCpl Melissa Bellamy on 2nd base (so not accumulating lots of half rounders). Sig Debbie Barrett soon settled into the bowling and Capt Lucy Sewell and Sgt Zoe Trimm made a good team on backstop and 1st base respectively and we managed to keep them to only 3 rounders in their innings. I think the team were surprised at how well we’d all gelled and we went into our second match against 22 Sigs with an even more positive approach. They didn’t have any superstars but like us, seemed to work well as a team and we drew 5 - 5. before and there were a few teams there very concerned for a while about the possibility of a TA team lifting the trophy! There’s always next year…… LCpl Mel Bellamy celebrating ROYAL SIGNALS SITE AT THE NATIONAL MEMORIAL - by Capt Tom Lappin It was cold while we waited to score rounders 30 Sigs were our next opponents and although we thought we might know their tactics from the practise with them the previous week watching them play 22 Sigs. We saw that they had a couple of gladiators! It was a tough match but Sig Emily Best and Cfn Jenni Callow both scored rounder’s, LCpl Karen Butler made a couple of halves and Sig Becky Barwell put in some good running to get us up to 8 rounders. We fielded well again and Pte Sam Lumb caught out 2 huge hitters, limiting them to only 7 rounders! 22 Sigs and ourselves had both won 2 and drawn 1, so on rounders difference we piped them by half!! This saw us go through to play 11 Sigs (runners up of Group A) for a place in the final. Unfortunately we were unaware the format was changed to 25 Rounders each and all batted for all we were worth, losing most of our top hitters within the first 10 balls! LCpl Melissa Bellamy and I were then the only ones left in with 13 balls left and unfortunately the fielding was so tight that we were out in the next 2 balls. 37 Sig Regt (V) were given the task to rejuvenate and design the Corps site at the National Memorial site in Staffordshire under the careful eye of the QM, Capt Tom Lappin. A contractor was given the chosen design and work was carried out by the contractor with help in the labouring department from WO2 (RQMS) Robbo Robertson and SSgt (SQMS) Andy Milton to keep costs to a minimum. On completion of the work soldiers from the Regt refurnished the benches around the site. In recognition of the work and the development to the Royal Signals Site a blessing took place at the National Memorial on 27 Jul 11. Present was Comd 2 Sig Bde, the Regtl Col, Royal Signals Association members and officers and soldiers from the Regt. Prior to the service 20 cyclists rode from Redditch (RHQ location) to the National Memorial Site, covering approximately 50 miles in 3 hours 15 minutes. Those taking part included Comd 2 Sig Bde, the Regtl Col, the Corps RSM and other officers and soldiers from the Corps and Regt. The Regtl Padre (who is also the Padre for the National Memorial) conducted the moving service and following all the official photos, a VIP buffet was enjoyed by all. Sig Becky Barwell on her way to another rounder Having said this we had 5 selected for the Corps Squad and Sgt Zoe Trimm was the runner up with a total of 6 in the ‘Top Number of Rounders Scored’ competition. We played brilliantly as a team considering we had never played together THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 Thanks to all in the QM’s Department for their hard work to rejuvenate this special site. 61 EX MERCURY CORPS SAILING REGATTA - by Capt Susie Wallis On 12 Jul 6 members of the Regt departed Heathrow to travel over to Kiel, Germany where we would attend the Corps Sailing Regatta. The ‘crew’ comprised the CO, RSM, RQMS, Ops Offr and SSM 53 Sig Sqn, ably led by our ringer Skipper, Cpl Speakman (RE). Having been briefed we set about making the boat ready for our 10 day voyage around the Danish Islands. Firstly a food and beer run was required to ensure we could survive any eventuality and the bilges were filled with some top quality Belgian produce! The first night’s sleep onboard was interesting; sleeping in the galley with the smelly cheese was unpleasant but the lapping of the water made for quite a relaxing evening. The next few days saw us experience better weather and we went firstly to Middelfart and then onto Horstens, where the local yacht club traditionally host the Corps. Saturday and we were all Competent Crew (allegedly) so it was onto the next challenge; racing. They were short races, the start being paramount for success but we had the ever vigilant Ops Offr on lookout on the bow. We came 3rd, 2nd, 4th, 2nd and 3rd, finishing 3rd in the day’s overall standings. Our pirate costumes may have impeded some of our crucial Spinnaker changes but at least we didn’t loose it and fly the French flag, like 11 Sig Regt! 37 Sig Regt Sailors - Runners Up at the Corps Sailing Regatta The RSM steering us on an anything but a straight course We set off early the next morning; only the RQMS had sailed previously; gaining his Competent Crew in the Caribbean earlier in the year! This was not the Caribbean. Even in the harbour before we left SSM ‘Johnny’ Cash was feeling queasy and things deteriorated from there. The sea was rough; we later found out it had been a Force 8, boarding on Force 9 gale, and in a Force 7 boats are not recommended to leave harbour. Being a military ex of course we had to reach the next port by the evening so we pushed on. It seemed that anyone who went down into the galley began to feel sick. ‘Johnny’ Cash and the Skipper fed the fishes while the RSM got his head down and the CO took the helm for 7 hours in a perfect demo of how to ‘lead from the front’. The RQ and Ops Offr were of very little help; spotting waves before they crashed over the deck but generally just existing. When we docked that night in Faaborg at 9pm most of us swore we wouldn’t be sailing again. ‘Johnny’ Cash’s quote that evening was the best of the trip - “I’ve brought a lot of things I don’t need; my sun cream, my shorts and my flipping self!” We’d have eaten anything that night but the RQ’s taglietelle was actually pretty good. The next day and we set sail to Ega Harbour near Aarhus, a 50 mile race which we led for all the way due to some brilliant tacking by the Skipper to get us through the channel even though ‘Johnny’ Cash tried to ground us. We came blazing across the finish line, Spinnaker billowing like a professional crew. Some of the other boats had problems though and 2 retired from the racing with 10 Sig Regt even having a real time ‘man-overboard’. The RSM & RQ always looking out for each other The Night passage; SSM Cash & the RSM on stag 62 The overnight passage was on everyone’s minds and when we woke to windy conditions we were all glad to hear the call of ‘no sailing’ today. Some dinghy racing and knot tying kept us busy and then we headed into the second largest city in Denmark to see some culture for the first time. The RSM and RQ showed some the youngsters how it’s done as they tested the nightlife in most of the ports, upholding our country’s reputation in arm wrestling. A late finish and an early start the next day, we set sail at 0600 hrs the next morning. The wind was almost non-existent and we had to anchor up for a period, so we didn’t drift too far backwards in the race. The RQ really enjoyed pulling the anchor up, then down, then up…… Night-time sailing was an experience, the tankers were deceptively close at times and porpoises followed the THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 boat as the sun set. At 0700 hrs the following morning we were only halfway though the 100 mile race and the organisers made the call to stop us, at what we were told by Cpl Speakman, was the biggest bridge in the world. Anchoring in Marstal we were able to swim with the jellyfish and relax for the first time before enjoying some refreshment in the Irish and Scottish bars in the town. The freefall lasted for approx 60 seconds travelling at speeds of up to 120 mph and then the parachute was deployed about 5,000 ft and we came into land. The adrenalin rush that you get from freefall cannot be explained, it is an absolutely amazing feeling. Solo jumps here we come! The next day was the final ‘Long Passage home’ to Kiel and we finished a respectable 3rd. Our consistency and a well timed ‘protest’ by the Skipper, lead to us finishing 2nd overall. Angst between the crews was put aside and we all celebrated a great exercise. We had all learned heaps and as the near Force 9 was now a distant memory, we’d all recommend the exercise (well apart from SSM 53) and would do it again. Thanks to the organisers and our Skipper. FUNDRAISING FOR A LOCAL CHARITY – by SSgt Thumwood Five members of 36 (E) Sig Sqn recently took part in the ‘Mersea Round the Island Race’ to raise funds to support the local ‘Children’s Community Nursing Team’ in Colchester. SSgt Jim Thumwood, the NRPS SQMS for the Sqn, organised the event to thank the team who cared for his son Jack, prior to Jack’s untimely death in February 2010. The event raised a total of £1205.00. Sarah and Susie with their instructors Many thanks to our instructors Sgt Dave Clarke and LCpl Frank Millerick from The Tigers Parachute Display Team for keeping us alive and to UK Parachuting for providing the after jump barbecue. So far we have raised approximately £700; thank you to all who have sponsored us. ASSISTING THE ESSEX ARMY CADET FORCE - by Capt Steve White Essex ACF has a number of Royal Signals Detachments to whom 36 (E) Sig Sqn provide support over the year. In July the cadets deployed on their annual camp to Folkestone, Kent where they undertook a variety of activities. Capt Steve White, PSAO, volunteered to act as ‘Tour Guide’ to the Ypres Salient. SSgt Jim Thumwood and the team hand over the cash The cadets visited a number of First World War sites and cemeteries, ending the day at Ypres and laying a wreath at the Menin Gate during the ‘Last Post’ ceremony. LCpl Keith Hercus, who is a qualified ‘Kayak Instructor’, assisted with the Adventure Training alongside the Cadet Training Team. A PARACHUTE JUMP FOR ABF - by Sarah Trout On Friday 5th Aug Capt Susie Wallis and civilian Admin Officer Sarah Trout ventured to Sibson Airfield, Peterborough to do a tandem sky dive in aid of The Army Benevolent Fund. While Sarah had completed one previously, the Ops Offr, with her fear of heights, never had. On arrival the sun was shining but there was also a lot of cloud cover, would this stop us jumping? After registering and lots of form filling we were given a brief introduction to the members of The Tigers Parachute Display Team (from PWRR), the equipment and various positions that would be needed for exiting the plane, freefall, pulling the parachute and then most importantly, landing. By now the clouds had started to clear and nerves were starting to show as the first jumpers were paired with their tandem instructors. Our names were called and we entered the area marked ‘jumpers’ only. After donning our bright red suits topped with ABF T-Shirts, helmets and goggles we climbed into the harnesses and were trussed up like turkeys by our tandem instructors. Once in the plane it was time to attach ourselves to our instructors, do final checks and after a short climb (!) to 13,000 ft, throw ourselves out of a perfect serviceable plane. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 LCpl Keith Hercus assists a cadet to enter the lake Op HERRICK - by Maj John Riley I was fortunate to be accepted at very short notice for a Post on Op HERRICK working at Camp Bastion and I deployed on 16 Dec 10. The job was as J4 Infrastructure with the Joint Helicopter Force where I was responsible for a broad range of projects on the airfield but most notably a number of major 63 capital works programmes. The job was extremely demanding with long hours but it was very rewarding working alongside multiple agencies and civilian contractors to achieve project completion. In my civilian job I worked with colleges on major capital building projects so I was used to working with civilian contractors which certainly gave me a head start as I arrived at Bastion to hit the ground running and was soon attending site visits on all the projects taking place. It was a unique experience Maj John Riley in front of one of the VHR working on an airfield (Very High Readiness) Apache with the emphasis on helicopters which was fully armed ensuring flight safety and ready for immediate tasking whilst maintaining operational capability. My helicopter recognition skills are now excellent as I had the opportunity on a daily basis to get up close to a variety of aircraft being operated by all the 3 services but you soon learn very quickly when to give them a wide berth; especially when they are taxing alongside a dust bowl as you get buried in fine layer of sand. At times working with the RAF and Navy provided a great deal of humour and a quick lesson in their military terminology. When I asked a Navy Petty Officer to confirm the location to install earth spikes next to their aircraft I got a reply as Port, Aft – I now know that is to the rear left. I just had to translate this to the Egyptian civilian contractors, no I don’t speak Egyptian but I used universal sign language and shouted louder in English. THE ROYAL INTERNATIONAL AIR TATTOO 2011 (EXERCISE RED ARROW) – by Sgt Eileen Monaghan ‘frame boss’ Fraley, the Regtl TOT (the teams members were all given call signs for the Radio comms– some more obvious than others!) the work was progressing at a much faster rate than anticipated. LCpl Ellery (71SR) and Sgt Monaghan in the cockpit of a USAF KC135 refueller on static display at the show Day 4 saw most of the installations completed and testing began. One of the most important installations was the CRASH system; designed by the TOT to allow all the relevant parties (i.e. Police, Fire, Ambulance, Air Traffic Control) to simultaneously communicate with each other in the event of a serious incident at the Air Show. Two teams were also dispatched to set up CSTs in the Flight Centre and Showground Operations Centre (SOC) to help the staff with the day to day running, admin and support for the Air Show. Cpl ‘Hank’ Williams was the det commander at the Flight Centre; working for him were Sig ‘SatNav’ Dwyer, Sig ‘DC’ Dcaccia and Sig ‘Data’ Wong and they got to meet many of the pilots and crews from all over the world. Along with myself, Sig ‘Stud’ Ellery and Sig ‘Nessie’ Noon we settled into the daily running in the Showground Operations Centre (it does what it says on the tin!). The remaining personnel provided fault finding capabilities and further installations as required; Sig ‘Tractor’ Abrahams, LCpl ‘Elvis’ Johnson, Sig ‘Chewbaker’ Earwaker and Sig Tommy Harrison. 37 Sig Regt was leading the way within 2 Sig Bde to provide a comms team to aid with the setting up and tear down of the comms capability for the Royal International Air Show at RAF Fairford; the 40th anniversary of the event. Day 1 saw all the admin sorted out along with the briefings and introductions to other team members (military and civilian) within the Radio and IT Comms teams; one big happy family. For some of us it was reunions as we’d done the event previously and for others it was the start of good friendships. Our accommodation was on an American Camp which was an experience that won’t be forgotten and we had the opportunity to see all sorts of aircraft at close proximity. Day 2 and we began training on how to do installations of telephone cables (refresher training for the old hats). Small teams were assembled and allocated specific areas of responsibility and I think it soon hit home the enormity of the task which was to be undertaken across 2 sites on the airfield. It takes 3 to 4 very long 12/13 hours days to put the telephone system in. It was my second year and I was given the task of running one of the tels teams along with being the ‘A/SSM’ as Capt Rupert Sharman put it….happy days! The social side was great and everyone on the exercise got to know each other well which encouraged a better working environment. But the enthusiasm is there and much to the surprise and joy of Maj 64 The team in front of an A10 Tankbuster Sig Noon was quite the character within the SOC; explaining the origins of her Tam-o-shanter and her love of the American “Reeses” peanut chocolate cakes, much to the amusement of one of the American Air force Officers, Maj Bryon Greene. So much so that he arranged for the QM Sgt to present her with some Reeses and Twinkies in exchange for a glass of the Amber liquid of Irn Bru. Sigs Abrahams and Dwyer finally got to drive the RAF Fire Engines (after the air show ended) and are now fully familiarised on the said beasts. The Aircraft that sticks in most minds was the Vulcan Bomber which to this day is the only one that remains flying. Our Air Show photo this THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 year was with the iconic A10 Tank Buster; up close and personal and awesome to see flying. JOTAC EXPERIENCE – by Lt Earl Only 3 weeks after getting married and less than 24 hrs after moving into our first house was probably not the ideal time to go away on a course. However, I left my new husband surrounded by boxes with a list of white goods to buy and headed down to Warminster for the Junior Officers Tactics Course, JOTAC. JOTAC is a Regular course focused at the Battle Group level that has recently been increased from 3 to 4 weeks. TA personnel are encouraged to attend it all if their work situation permits, but the requirement is weeks 2 and 3 with an intensive pre-weekend to catch up on the week 1 material then the Saturday following week 3 for the final assessments. The pre-weekend saw 8 of us tackling the in-test to find out just how much of MK1 we could remember, followed by lessons on COESCEN (the fictional scenario we were to be immersed in for the next fortnight), map marking, task orgs, CSS calculations, watch-keeping and the 7Q combat estimate at BG level. On the Monday morning we were divided among the syndicates and met our DS. The course was a mixture of lectures, syndicate room discussions and exercises where we put our combat estimating skills to the test. In these, we each played the role of a member of BGHQ to analyse the situation, develop a number of courses of action and take direction from the CO as to which one we should develop fully and wargame, as well as using ComBAT to generate Warning Orders, Task Orgs, Decision Support Overlays and Matrices and our OpO as we went along. We then executed our plans in the Battlefield Command and Control Trainer BC2T) to see how it survived contact with the enemy - rarely well! On the final Saturday the TA personnel undertook an individual combat estimate and out-test to check what we had learned over the previous 2 weeks. This was actually a vast amount which will set us up well for our future roles as Junior Captains. BRIGADE DRIVER TRAINING CAMP – by Cpl Mat Weston On 14 Jun Sgt John Phillips, Cpl Matt Weston and Sig Meg Henderson made the long trip to Catterick to take part in the 2 Bde Driver Training Camp. The objective was to get more members of the Tp familiarised with Wolf and Penman trailers. The first part of the course was all about “getting to know the Land Rovers” before taking them out on the road and across country. All was going well until one of the other drivers on the course managed to roll the Wolf after going up a hill and hitting a divot! The initial reaction of the training staff was laughter before going over to make sure the Wolf and its driver were ok. All members of the group then had to complete the obstacle. Sig Henderson completed it with ease first time, so much for women drivers! Overall, it was a good few days in the Yorkshire Dales, all of which will have a big impact on the capabilities within the Sqn. bright and early on Saturday morning with a PFA. Being in Wales as per usual it was raining! The early start and wet weather didn’t seem to hinder anybody as some brilliant results were achieved. LCpl ‘Press-up King’ Roberts managed 112 press-ups followed closely by Sgt ‘The Machine’ McSween who managed 105. LCpl ‘The Stud’ Beasley Wood, who managed 101 press-ups had a run time of 8 mins 26 sec which got him into the 300 club. The females also performed well with Capt Lucy Sewell achieving an excellent run time. As we had been training prior to the PFA, many of us managed to achieve personal bests, including myself, cutting a minute off my best time. Sig Williams nursing LCpl McDonalds leg wound Once we had hit the showers, we headed over to St Athens to complete the rest of our practical testing which included BCDT, map reading, a trip to the ranges and a good gassing in the CBRN chamber. All testing was successful and everyone returned to Ty Llewellyn with a smile on their faces knowing they had taken a giant step towards achieving their bounty. The evening arrived and it was time for some bonding. The seniors went out for a meal and played skittles before joining the rest of us who had headed into town for a few alcoholic beverages. We were lucky enough to witness SSM Cash’s dancing; Michael Flatley eat you’re heart out! Rising on the Sunday morning some of us were not so brighteyed and bushy-tailed. All that remained was to under-go our Values and Standards, C-IED, and other such important lessons. Many ethical issues and important reminders were presented to us and Sig Barrett shared her extensive knowledge of drug slang names with us! Overall the weekend was a great success and enjoyable for all that took part. A big thank you to all those that instructed throughout the weekend, and we at 53 Si Sqn look forward to being hosted by the other Sqns in due course. TA TRAINING – 9/10 JULY – by Sig Iles Ex GLOBAL MATTs 1 saw members of 37 Sig Regt congregate in Cardiff to conduct MATT training. 53 Sig Sqn were the hosts and welcomed the other Sqn members with open arms. This rare event of having Sqns come together to complete their MATTS allowed individuals to bond and see how the better half lives. With our guests travelling and arriving safe and sound on the Friday night, we were able to start the weekend’s training THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 65 38th (STRATEGIC COMMUNICATIONS) SIGNAL REGIMENT (VOLUNTEERS) SHEFFIELD CO RSM Lt Col A J Parsons WO1 (RSM) S Hook Welcome: The Regiment welcomes WO1 Hook who has taken over as the RSM. 1 SIGNAL SQUADRON (VOLUNTEERS) OC SSM Maj MC Fisher WO2 (SSM) Gott ARMED FORCES DAY 25TH JUNE – BANBURY - by LCpl Ian Hackford 805 Signals Troop, - The Queens Own Oxfordshire Hussars, formed up on the parade square outside Banbury Territorial Army Centre for a last rehearsal before marching into Banbury to take part in the Armed Forces Day celebrations. Numbers were bolstered by the arrival of colleagues from the Bletchley and Rugby Tps of 1 Sig Sqn (V). After the usual sizing off, shouting and stamping, the troops fell out for a well earned rest, and retired to the Churchill Bar for the traditional toasts of Taylors Port to the Queen and the enduring memory of the Queens Own Oxfordshire Hussars. Wisdom and experience dictated that we needed a little more warming up before the parade, so post port we set off marching as a squad for Banbury town centre. After 20 yards SSgt Mark Taylor began a steady refrain of “Pte Shaun Walker, get in step and Walker, this is your last chance”. It is a long march with a grand entrance towards the Town Hall, and as we approached the gathering crowds, their eyes turned to watch. Staff Taylor ceased chastising Pte Walker and commanded that we “dig the heels in and be proud”. A command scarcely needed as like all soldiers we love being watched by attentive crowds. By the time we came to a halt the majority of us were marching in time! At the form up point in Market Square we were joined by The Sea Cadets, the Royal British Legion, The Army Cadets, the Band of the RAF Cadet Force, and a contingent of veterans and serving members of the Armed Forces who happened to be in Banbury at the time. We formed up behind the Band. After a short delay Staff Taylor, a resonant tenor, called the parade to attention. There was tension in the air, as most of us remembered last year, which way would we turn? “Parade will turn to the left, left turn”. So with no need for last year’s about turn we were ready to go! The band began to play “Colonel Bogey”, Staff Taylor called us to march in column of route and we all stepped off in time - well most of us! The route was about a mile in length up Parson’s Street, left on Horse Fair, and left again at Banbury Cross to march down the High Street. The troop commanders gave the eyes right to their respective commands, saluting the Lord Lieutenant of Oxfordshire and the Mayor just before wheeling right into Broad Street for an expertly executed halt and fall out. The people of Banbury made us feel proud; they had lined the streets in considerable numbers and showed their support with vigorous applause. Their applause was matched by their generosity to the Help for Heroes charity which raised over £1000 at our recruiting stand, faithfully manned by Cpl Steph Quantrell and Sig Joan Simmons. The day did not quite end then as the Town Mayor of Banbury had laid on a reception in the Town Hall. The hot pasties and 66 beer were warmly received and the event gave us chance to mix with veterans and made a fine end to an outstanding day. As an epilogue, a week after the parade we were able to revue some Banbury CCTV footage of the march. The eyes right was snappy, and the marching in step, with one exception, who is still, despite the evidence, protesting his innocence. This was also followed up with a great picture of the ‘Eyes Right’ appearing in the Banbury Guardian. VRSM PRESENTATIONS The CO presented Volunteer Reserve Service Medals during his formal visit to 1 Sig Sqn in May 2011 to Cpl Hayley Richardson and Cpl Steve Bennett. Cpl Bennett VRSM During his visit in June 2011, the Bde Comd presented a Volunteer Reserve Service Medal to Cpl Dan Yates. After the presentation the Bde Comd also promoted Cpl Yates to Sgt. Sgt Yates VRSM 2 SIGNAL SQUADRON (VOLUNTEERS) OC SSM Maj JR Stillie WO2 (SSM) Smith EXERCISE HIGHLAND CHALLENGE (11-12 Jun 11) - by SSgt Devonport Ex HIGHLAND CHALLENGE is a demanding tabbing competition, run by 2 Sig Sqn (V) in the Highlands of Scotland. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 How does it start? Normally with “Congratulations, from a cast of thousands you have been selected to represent the Sqn this weekend”. The invitation came via the OC Sqn Maj Jim Stillie - “Staff, guess what? You’re in the team”. The team captain, SSgt George Callander, gave me the brief; we were not only going to do the event but the route recce beforehand, the weekend prior to the event. So 17 miles doubled to 34! Although this wasn’t a problem – the weather forecast was favourable (not bad for Scotland) and we were only carrying bimble kit - I even had some oatcake left over from Race The Sun. The route recce went well with SSgt Malcolm Forbes and LCpl Smith leading. We achieved our aim, however suffered a casualty and our team was now incomplete. SSgt Kev McLean stepped into the breach, eating bananas as if they were going out of fashion and drinking isotonic solutions in the same manner. The team now consisted of SSgts Callander, Devonport, Forbes and McLean, Cpls Wiggin and John, LCpl Smith and Sig Morris, who only came back to the TA the previous Tuesday drill night. The weather started wet and got wetter - the higher we went, the worse the conditions became, but we could see the team in front of us (41 Sig Sqn (V)) so we dug deep and whittled down their lead to a couple of hundred metres. Unfortunately disaster struck and SSgt Mclean was injured. We were determined to finish but could no longer compete for the best overall time. We came across the line just under 5 hrs, but as a team. MAN SV DRIVER FAMILIARISATION TRAINING (CATTERICK) With the writing on the wall for the majority of the DAF Fleet, we needed to get people qualified to drive the MAN SV, so we could get them to our unit and then cascade training to others. WO2 Dave Honeyman attended the Train the Trainer course and SSgt Don Brennan, SSgt Ian Devonport and Sgt Iain Briggs went to Catterick to take part in the Bde Dvr Trg Concentration. MAN SV…..what a difference! No more discomfort and shouting at each other because of the engine noise, but instead cruise control, automatic and manual gear box and a digital dashboard! OK, so it has a massive blind spot but we can work round that! All in all great piece of kit. Even the MT is getting digitised, progress is good! CO’S DEVELOPMENT DAY 13 – 14 JUL (BLETCHLEY) With the training year well underway, the CO decreed that the permanent staff needed developing (and a social) and SSgt Paul Coxon was tasked to sort it out. After several date and agenda changes the location was set at Bletchley. We set off early from Dundee to get the early flight to Luton and were met by SSgt Coxon. Once we were settled into our luxury accommodation and fed by Sgt Karen Dilley and her team, we were off to the Bletchley Park or Station ‘X’ for a tour of the location. After a thoroughly enjoyable, informative tour, the social side of the visit started making use of the bar facilities at 1 Sig Sqn (V). WO2 Collins – Back to the Jetty! THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 The next morning was a visit to the water skiing cable tow at Willen Park, a short distance from the TAC. Several members of the permanent staff excelled at the sport and others just looked good with wake boards or water skis over the shoulder!! Co-ordination was clearly an issue, particularly for Capt John Hughes, the ROSO who did better being towed without his skis! All you could see was a red and black blur being pulled at 30 mph head first into the lake and the shouts of ARRRRRRRGHHHHH! All in all, a good break from DII. 2 Sig Sqn (V) Permanent Staff – Looking Good! 41 (PRINCESS LOUISE’S KENSINGTON) SIGNAL SQUADRON (VOLUNTEERS) OC A/SSM Maj W Bennett SSgt S May EXERCISE BROKEN BACH Maj Henry Taylor delivered another excellent adventure training package across the Black Mountains in preparation for the Sqn’s expedition to the Gran Paridisio later in the year. Three teams set off from various bivvie sites across the Black Mountains in order to RV at the not insubstantial base camp/ admin site ably manned by SSgt Gary Baker, SSgt Dave Holman and Sig Glenn Bucket. Unsurprisingly Cpl Ian Hopkins’ team romped home first in a blisteringly fast time, followed by C Troop and rounded up by a mixed team of SHQ elements and operators who would have done better if they hadn’t stopped for afternoon tea in a pub only 800m from the finish. Special mention to LCpl Samantha Murkin who tabbed the whole distance carrying the SHQ team Bowman and did it with such enthusiasm that no-one dared asked her if she wanted to give it up! EXERCISE HIGHLAND MILITARY CHALLENGE Maj Tex Bennett, backed up by the SPSI SSgt Andy Williams took a team of intrepid warriors north of the border and gave a good account of themselves in the 2 Sig Sqn organised event! Sgt Cory Pennicott, Cpl Carol McMillan, Cpl Dave Neilson, LCpl Chris Mendes, Lcpl Samantha Murkin and Sig Oscar Searle even managed a smile at the end of 18 miles of bergen bashing over some of Scotland’s stunning scenery, even if they did look a little like drowned rats at the end. This certainly looks like an annual fixture in the Squadron calendar now and there is lots of enthusiasm for returning next year and trying for a slightly higher placed finish. EXERCISE HORSESHOE HURDLE Capt Matt Cahill and Lt Amanda Washbrook set off for Blandford in order to join the CO, Lt Col Andy Parsons , and Adjutant, Capt Andi Leathem, at the annual Brigade junior 67 officers’ conference. Again this proved to be a useful opportunity for focus on Brigade and Army wide issues whilst developing team building with in the Officers’ Mess. Some of the highlights included the 2IC’s impression of Thomas the Tank Eengine at the end of the Saturday morning run/TCUP and the Adjutant’s dubious refereeing decision during a friendly game of rounders, when a no ball had clearly been called! Sunday started with what can only be described as Contact Basketball and credit must go to the PTI on keeping both his cool and control (mostly) of the game. In amongst all this was a series of lectures and discussions on matters such as the future shape of the Corps, cyber security, the First Aid Nursing Yeomanry and operational leadership. 64 (CITY OF SHEFFIELD) SIGNAL SQUADRON (VOLUNTEERS) OC SSM Maj K M Flanagan SSgt B ROSS ADVENTURE TRAINING - by LCpl M Morley The weekend started with everyone meeting up at Nottingham TAC. Several beers later and a supply run was needed to replenish the rapidly depleting stock. The following morning, we got on the transport to head out to Sherwood Pines where we were split into groups for the various activities. Some went for a walk, whilst others went cycling. My group got to monkey around in trees with Go Ape. Some travelled further up north into the Dark Peak area of Derbyshire to visit Blue John Caverns, near Mam Tor and Castleton. Go Ape was great fun. It is effectively an assault “confidence” course up in the trees. We received a harness and a safety brief and were taught how to secure ourselves to the safety cables round the course. The “top heavy” (yes that is what he said) members of our group were given an extra harness for the top of our bodies. At first I was a little miffed and embarrassed as I am a rock climber, however after a little while in the harness I was given I was relieved. I kept finding myself tightening the leg straps as they were slipping. After Go Ape and the respective bike ride and walking we went to Edwinstowe and Sherwood Forest, home of Robin Hood and the Major Oak. Lt Pearson, Sig Smyth, Sig Fawcett and I had a go at the Archery near the Major Oak. It seems that it doesn’t matter which weapon I use I am still not a great shot. And yes Sir, I will pay you next time I see you. After a pub meal we headed back to Nottingham TAC for a shower and change into a fresh set of clothes. BBQ time! Again the chefs pulled out the all the stops and put on a fantastic spread. It was definitely one of the best BBQs whilst I have been with the TA. Thank you. With everybody suitably refreshed, the entertainment started and the bar opened. The entertainment took the form of some photos from the previous Military Skills weekend where a very unlucky Cpl Hewitt broke his arm. This was followed up by video of the wildlife in the trees of Go Ape, filmed by none other than our very own SSM ‘Attenborough’ Ross. There was a lot of un-military like girly screaming, the majority or which was coming from the males surprisingly, especially Cpl James!! The weekend concluded with a brief on the Sunday morning from the Regt 2IC, Maj Powell, about High Readiness Reserve which I believe the majority signed up to. All in all I believe that everybody had a great time and those who couldn’t make it truly missed a great weekend. 46 (HALLAMSHIRE) SUPPORT SQUADRON (VOLUNTEERS) OC SSM Maj J M Hattersley WO2 (SSM) J A Medley MATTS WEEKEND – RIPON - by Sgt T Pinches The weekend began a little differently to normal as local MP, Meg Munn visited the Regt to meet the soldiers and officers and gain a better understanding of the TA. She was also treated to a formal Mess Dinner, prepared and cooked by our UCM/Chef SSgt Ann Gibson, with the waiting on overseen by Sgt Trish Pinches. Immediately after dinner and the clear up, 46 Support Sqn left for MATTS training at Ripon, arriving in the early hours and desperate for sleep after an exhausting evening. Meg Munn MP is treated to a formal Mess Dinner Starting at 0800hrs, the soldiers did BCD and Map Reading. Sgt Pinches took the soldiers through basic life support, whilst WO2 Barry Baldwin took those who had previously passed MATT 3 through map reading. Unfortunately some individuals weren’t as capable of finding their way as first anticipated, but following a retest, found their way to the pass mark - well done guys! Sgt Steve Kitchen then took the troops out for the dreaded CFT and everyone got through with little or no injuries. He then went on to test on the BCD scenario. 64 Sig Sqn (V) Adventure Training 68 The troops were sent on a patrol, but were attacked and had to deal with the enemy before continuing. They then came across a Landrover, its occupants in need of immediate First Aid. The driver was slumped over the steering wheel with a head wound and unable to breath and the passenger had been thrown from the vehicle and was unconscious with an arm injury. WO2 Tommy Simpson had a broken leg. After a THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 quick appreciation, the appropriate treatment was administered and some miraculous recoveries were made. Later, WO1 Horton took MATT 9, CIED training and Maj Carr LOAC and Values and Standards. On the Sunday the soldiers were driven out to the ranges, run by WO2 (SSM) Andy Medley who got everyone through the shoot with no problems. WO2 Vic Worrall then ran MATT 4, CBRN before we left to return home. So once again, all in all it was a successful weekend for those in attendance, and more ticks in the boxes. RECENT PROMOTIONS: Congratulations to Sgt Ann Gibson for her recent promotion to SSgt. Well done, it was very well deserved. 39th (SKINNERS) SIGNAL REGIMENT (VOLUNTEERS) BRISTOL CO RSM Lt Col D M Sharkey WO1 (RSM) D Lythe The last few months have seen the Regt involved in a frenzy of varied activities; Lanyard training, Comms Plug-ups, HFT training, Armed Forces Day and Trade Camp have been but a few activities we have enjoyed over the summer. Meanwhile RHQ welcomed back the RSM from his 2 week challenging Corps Football tour to Brazil – not that he mentions it much! Regtl Ops have been kept busy planning for Annual Camp – initially planned for Warcop, we were then informed we would be training elsewhere and so started looking at Northern Ireland due to range allocation. This plan only survived contact for a matter of weeks before we were told to go back to the drawing board. All personnel are now looking forward to 2 weeks of Scottish weather and midgies in September as we have been allocated space in Barry Buddon! 56 SIGNAL SQUADRON - EASTBOURNE OC SSM Major K M Francis W)2 (SSM) G Windham The Sqn would like to welcome SSgt Gav Inns who joins us from SHAPE as out PSI (T). Welcome back to 39 Sig Regt (V) and we hope you enjoy your time with us in Eastbourne. In June, 884 Sig Tp, Brighton, hosted their annual summer dinner which was attended by past and present members of the Sqn. The Tp was pleased to welcome the Mayor of Brighton and Hove, Cllr Anne Meadows, as the guest of honour. The event was a chance for Troop Commander, Lt Chris Kong, to thank the Tp for all their hard work over the year and to say farewell to LCpl Craig Tonge who leaves us after 5 years’ service with the Sqn. We all wish him the best and encourage him to not be a stranger to all the social functions. We also bid farewell, though only on a temporary basis, to LCpl Pat Mays who is moving to Reading for his civilian work and will happily remain in the Regt in 94 Sqn. Whilst it is always sad to see Sqn members move on we know they will remain part of our close family. The Sqn also hosted Comd 2 Sig Bde, Brig Vickery, who presented LCpl Mark Kemp with his Soldier of the Year award. Soldier of the Year have now both passed their RMQ courses, and LCpl Michael Scott is a Class 1 Combat Medic Technician. Sig Daniella Hays is moving to 858 in order to become a Medic, whilst Sig Aaron Ball starts his chef training. Recruiting continues to be our main effort and we are pleased to see 4 recruits successfully complete Saxon Challenge at Pirbright. This TSA Alpha course runs in lieu of the 6 RT cycle weekends and comprises a 12 day initial training course. Recruits Gendre, Goddard, Packham and Saunders are now all booked on or are currently completing their CMSR which will see them enter the Sqn as fully trained soldiers by the end of the year. Finally congratulations go to LCpl Linford Millen and his girlfriend on the birth of their first child, a baby girl named Elsie. All at the Sqn send best wishes to the whole family. 57 (CITY AND COUNTY OF BRISTOL) SIGNAL SQUADRON OC SSM Maj P Rodenhurst WO2 (SSM) R Sharp Although the OC has been away for a couple of months now, things are continuing well for the Sqn. We had a good turn out on the Regtl comms training and our Tuesday night program has been varied enough to please most people. 859 and 884 Tps continue to grow in strength. 859 welcomes 10 newly traded Class 3 CS Ops: Sig Jason Andrews assumes the role of CST Comd with Sig Jake Cole as 2I/C. Sig Chester Sage walks straight into a role as Bowman Det Comd with Sig Sussex as 2I/C whilst Cpl Ben Carter is on Op TOSCA. In 884 there are 7 recruits under training including recruit Chris Davis who becomes our newest potential TAPO. I’d like to welcome SSgt Kev Meek, who has recently joined the Sqn as our SPSI. This should allow our PSI (T) SSgt Del Richards, who has done an amazing job at filling the position, to get back to his technical role and help spread the work between the permanent staff. Over in 858 we welcome Sig Tim Haines who has transferred into the VE slot. LCpl Linford Millen and Cpl Tom Rossi-Flint Ex BRUNEL EXPLORER was a demanding NAVEX which took place in the rugged terrain of Dartmoor. With a map, a THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 EXERCISE BRUNEL EXPLORER – by Sig Adam Morris 69 compass and a bearing we were dropped on a hill engulfed in fog. My partner and I began our travels over the first hill, with morale high, ready to take on any challenge. As the morning went on the fog began to clear and the sun started to come out. In its own weather zone Dartmoor decided to not make it easy and as quick as the sun came so did the rain and winds, soaking us straight through. As the day went on the SSgt Wells Enjoying the Walk sores began to start appearing with the bumpy landscape and the legs began to stiffen. We were greeted near the end with a drink and a chocolate bar as a boost, before taking on another hill to get to camp. Finally we were able to change our clothes and dry our feet before settling down in 2 12x12 tents for a good night’s sleep…or so we thought. Dartmoor once again had a trick up its sleeve by unleashing on the tents, with rain getting into any possible hole it could find to try and get us wet. The next morning, not quite as bright as the morning before, we came out with our heads up to take on the final challenges ahead of us. With only a short distance to go it was to be a walk in the park. The rain, however, had decided to submerge our one route across a river. Some of the group undeterred, jumped straight in with their goal in sight. The rest of us however decided to look for an alternative route. This was not to be and so with a poke to check the depth we all waded through the river and off to the next checkpoint. Despite the weather, this was a thoroughly enjoyable yet Nice Weather For Camping! challenging weekend. 93 (NORTH SOMERSET YEOMANRY) SUPPORT SQUADRON BRISTOL OC SSM Maj PJ Smith WO2 (SSM) C Stockwell WELCOME All members of the Sqn would like to extend a very warm welcome to our new Honorary Colonel, Brig Tom Lang, QVRM RD* FRICS DL, whog joins us after a long and distinguished military career and we were pleased to host him during training on 12 Jul 11. Also joining the Sqn is SSgt (Art Veh) Criddle who joins us from Bordon into the position of Regt Art Veh. A warm welcome to Bristol to you and the family. With arrivals often come departures and this is no exception – we would like to farewell to SSgt (Art Veh) McCulloch who is off to BATUS on promotion to enjoy life on the prairie! We wish him and his family all the very best. 70 EXERCISE LYNX MERCURY 1 – by Capt Dave Davies Ex LYNX MERCURY 1 took place over the weekend 10 – 12 June. It was a Regtl FTX designed to PACEX all elements of the Regt in preparation for the 2 Sig Bde FTX in September, and took place at Longmoor Camp in Hampshire. Saturday morning was used as a complete equipment check for all comms elements, to ensure that all equipment had been correctly loaded and assembled. This was used as a revision period for all personnel, with the emphasis on newly qualified signallers and those who for one reason or another, had not had ‘hands on’ the kit for some time. The Regtl FofS SSgt (FofS) Dave Lloyd and YofS WO2 (YofS) Tommy Tucker were on hand to answer technical queries and assist where necessary. After lunch, it was time to put signalling skills into practice, and detachments were sent to various locations around the training area, to set up, establish comms, pass various information, then break down and move to other locations to begin the process again. This exercise proved very useful in re-acquainting everybody with the various skills, tasks and procedures required of the various types of communications asset within the Regt. EXERCISE WESSEX SPANNER - by Capt Andy Morris This exercise was an equipment care weekend and took place over the weekend 15 – 17 July. The main effort for the weekend was to complete a brake system modification to the entire Regt’s holding of 20 or so Penman trailers, at Sqn TACs spread over the whole of Southern England (Bristol, Windsor, Gloucester, Eastbourne & Brighton). On completion of the modification, all trailers would require a brake test carrying a load of 750Kg. There is no purpose built test rig to ensure that the correct load was applied over the axle and stayed in place when the brakes were applied. So metal smith Cpl Rich Brown designed and fabricated a special container that could be positively located and quickly fixed in the correct place in the trailer, braced to prevent the load moving when the brake was applied, and quickly transferred from trailer to trailer. This piece of first class engineering was a major factor in ensuring that the task was successfully completed. Very well done Cpl Brown! This was quite a full weekend’s work. Modification work in Bristol was supervised by Sgt Andy Gray, whilst the OC LAD, Capt Andy Morris, visited the locations at Windsor & Eastbourne to ensure the work was going to plan, and to become more acquainted with his outstation staff. The other tasks in the signals, medical and clerical areas were also completed, and there was even time to fit in a function on the Saturday evening organised by the SSM, WO2 (SSM) Chris Stockwell. Quite a successful weekend all round! 94 (BERKSHIRE YEOMANRY) SIGNAL SQUADRON - WINSDOR OC SSM Maj A Hawes WO2 (SSM) C Dean Two key Sqn comms exercises have largely defined the focus over the last few months. Both exercised different elements of the UK Ops comms suite but within a more contemporary operating environment which ensured that all members of the Sqn were exercised in a range of skills – with an opportunity to work within a Forward Operating Base environment. Training in military skills in the Sqn has received a boost with our new SPSI SSgt Paul Robertson who arrived in July. With a wealth of experience he threw himself straight into the Sqn exercises and made an instant impact. We look forward to his THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 training over his tour with us. With our new SPSI in place we thank Sgt Sonja McCoy for all her efforts in filling that post whist it was gapped. Looking forward the next bit event is the Regtl Annual Camp up in Scotland and alongside this is our own effort towards the national Territorial Army recruiting push. A busy time ahead at all levels. EXERCISE CASTLE COMMS II Forming up on the Friday evening and deploying with Bowman detachments and man packs the Sqn took over a Forward Operating Base in the Longmoor training area for the weekend. Saturday morning was taken up with refresher training in both comms and patrolling skills and drills, moving into a comms phase with a tactical component throughout the afternoon. Some valuable work was done in gaining more experience in the Bowman detachments during that time and all added to the growing body of knowledge within the Sqn. by WO2 Steve Hall who worked with a dedicated team of Sqn members to promote our work to the local community. It is a useful additional recruiting event as well as a chance to socialise with other military associations. The Redoubt Fortress began as a fortress against Napoleon’s threat in the 1800s, it remained a garrison into the 1900s and again during WWII. It has a close relationship with the Sqn, we even cleared the entire (disused) moat of a year’s worth of public rubbish one weekend last year. In return the Sqn has its own museum display…well we had to put the clansman kit somewhere! With the scenario building up the detachments were brought back in and the exercise moved on to a patrols phase with SSgt Steve Collins leading the soldiers out on the ground. Skills and drills were put to the test, both in moving through challenging, mixed terrain and in the contact scenarios. Sunday morning brought a rude awakening with an attack on the base itself being the alarm clock for most of the soldiers. This initial incident dealt with there were a series of ‘stand to’ and small contacts until Lt Mark Craster led a section out to deal with the situation, all in typically aggressive style. A good and varied weekend was had by all, with some good training, the ability to put that into practice and some good Bowman experience all thrown into the mix. ARMED FORCES DAY The Regt was proud to fly our flags all over the South of England during this year’s Armed Forces Day celebrations. Ideally suited to the TA (as it involves working on a Saturday!), this event provided excellent opportunities for us to show off to the public. Here are a few examples of what some of our troops got up to on the day: AFD EASTBOURNE – by Lt Stephanie Barron Advertise Members of the Sqn celebrated Armed Forces Weekend with events at the Redoubt Fortress in Eastbourne. The Fortress is the only military museum in Eastbourne area and it stages many local military events in support of serving troops and Service Families. The weekend encompassed recruiting stands, local cadet displays, WWII re-enactments, the ABF and other veteran associations as well as the Drumhead Church service on the Sunday morning. The Sqn involvement was led THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 Recruiting a new breed of soldier AFD BRISTOL - by LCpl Simon Hartfield For Armed Forces Day, 57 Sqn, along with 93 Sqn, joined the Recruiting Tp to show the public some of the things we do in Bristol. Having taken over College Green in the centre of Bristol, alongside other Reserve Units, we prepared for a day of engaging with the public to talk about our role. Unfortunately, the weather throughout the day remained overcast, and while it was dry, there were not as many people in attendance as we had hoped, although numbers did pick up towards the end of the day as the weather got better. We were very also very privileged to greet several VIP visitors throughout the day. 57 Sig Sqn on College Green TRADE CAMP 16-29 JULY 2011 – by Lt Joanna Murray 39 Sig Regt (V) was proud to run the second 2 Sig Bde Trade Camp of 2011 at Swynnerton Camp, Staffordshire from the 16th-29th July 2011. Forty eight soldiers from 2 Sig Bde completed their Phase 1 of Comms Systems Operator (V) Class 3, with another 4 successfully completing the new Royal Signals Electrician (V) course. 71 Sig Appleton, Team Player Throughout the course, students were put through intense sessions of theory and practical lessons. For some, meeting Bowman for the first time was discombobulating, but once they got ‘hands on’ with the kit, everything fell smartly into place. Over the 2 weeks students became adept at voice procedure, mast erection, antenna assembly, understanding the principles of Electronic Warfare, stripping generators and much more. Sig Gregory – Top Student We were also very pleased to see improvements in individual fitness standards over the fortnight. Specifically, congratulations go to latest additions to the ‘300 club,’ Sig Bowe from 57 Sig Sqn and Sig Bridger from 56 Sig Sqn. Well done and look forward to receiving your T-Shirts soon. On the final day of Sig Humphry – Best Endeavour camp, the Bde Comd, Brig Vickery, presented a framed certificate and TRF to each soldier passing off the course: a proud moment for all involved. Three distinct prizes were awarded and issued with one of the Brigadier’s coveted coins. The ‘Top Student’ shield, along with coin, was awarded to Sig Gregory from 71 Sig Regt (V). Sig Gregory passed the CS Op (V) course with flying colours: her ambition, commitment and enthusiasm an inspiration to everyone on the course and indeed to every TA soldier. ‘Best Endeavour’ was awarded to Sig Humphrey from 37 Sig Regt (V), completing the RSE course, for his continual effort and improvement. It was a clear cut decision to award Sig Appleton from 39 Sig Regt (V) the ‘Team Player’ award for his unswerving support and help to others. LANYARD TROPHY 2011 TRAINING - by Sig Jake Cole This time last year if someone were to tell me that I would be entering a competition (the hardest in the Corps so I’m told) which involved a team of 8 soldiers tabbing for 40miles each carrying 40lbs in a bergan, I would not have believed them!… Well… now here I am one year later, as part of this year’s A-team for 39SR! We have trained for quite a few weekends now with the majority of our training taking place around the South Downs. This is an area that can have 4 seasons in a day and it certainly helps you prepare for all kinds of weather - you quickly learn what kit to keep handy and what spares to carry with you! The Staff and Students of Trade Camp with Brig Vickery 72 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 Lanyard Training is great for fitness, for the unique banter and it gets you outside. We are aiming to beat lasts year’s time… so watch this space… but most of all wish us luck, I’m sure we will need it to defend the title! Enjoying the Weather The last set of smiles 71st (CITY OF LONDON) YEOMANRY SIGNAL REGIMENT BEXLEYHEATH CO RSM Lt Col CR Sutherland WO1 (RSM) D Graham 71st (City of London) Yeomanry Signal Regiment (Volunteers) would like to welcome SSgt (FofS) Nik Savchenko and his wife, Sally. He arrives from HQ SOinC (A) in Blandford and brings with him recent operational experience, having just come back from Afghanistan. The Regt are keen to support Op ENTIRETY and have LCpl’s Michael and Ward away on Op TOSCA. Capt Stuart Thomas has been detached in support of Op ELLAMY, whilst LCpl’s Gorman and Fox, along with Sig Ashton, have deployed on Ex PRAIRIE THUNDER in support of The LONDONS in preparation for Op HERRICK 18. Regt Ops organised and conducted Ex PHOENIX GALLOP, a comms weekend, which was the CO and RSMs first experience of a TA training weekend. Subsequently, SSgt Marshall organised Ex PHOENIX KESTRAL which was a Regt led MATTs weekend, where the Permanent Staff smashed out a PFA and 8 mile AFT in the same day. In the coming months, RHQ are planning for Annual Camp, Ex OLYMPICS and are continuing to support Op ENTIRETY. EXERCISE COCKNEY PHOENIX VENTURE – by SSgt (FofS) Savchenko Ex COCKNEY PHOENIX VENTURE was a three day adventure training package for the SNCO regular staff of 71 Y Sig Regt (V) conducted during the period 25-28 Jul 11. The Ex was conducted in and around the area of the Snowdonia National Park under control of 30 Cadet Training Team (CTT).The aim of the exercise was to develop leadership, teamwork and interpersonal skills in a challenging and demanding environment. The first day involved rock climbing which was indeed demanding, particularly for SSgt ‘Gaz’ Little who had possibly over indulged the previous night and had turned green by mid morning. Everyone participated and achieved great results. SSgt Charlie ‘Spiderman’ Hart even managed to climb at least 3 feet on one occasion. Best results for the day had to go to Sgt Jackie Morse who made it to the top of almost every climb. Tuesday evening was a quieter affair in light of Wednesday’s trek up Snowdon. The sun was out and much liquid was required by all. Even Capt Olly Mcgrail made the walk, a good effort considering he didn’t really want to be more than 50 metres from a toilet! Everyone reached the summit and enjoyed the views on what was a near perfect day. The The team get ready to go off road THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 73 Moments later the QM, Capt Olly McGrail, did a disappearing act only to re-appear informing us he had spoken to the Mayor’s Press Officer to arrange a photo with ‘Boris’. The only proviso to this was that the Adjt wasn’t invited (too tall). Boris made one of his unique speeches which went down Lt Sean Olohan smiles for the camera before the descent The QM, RSM and RQMS(V) seize the moment extremely well with the entire audience and made for amusing listening. No sooner had the speech finished the QM was up to seize the opportunity. He quickly beckoned over the RSM and RQMS(V), who just happened to be the 2 shortest men in the Regt, and standing alongside Boris, the job was done. The evening was an excellent opportunity to engage with local community leaders in the Bexley area and to keep the Regt firmly in the public eye within London. 47 (MIDDLESEX YEOMANRY) SIGNAL SQUADRON (VOLUNTEERS) The team make it to the summit to enjoy the fantastic view from Snowdon descent was much more enjoyable with SSgt (FofS) Nik Savchenko and SSgt Andi Carnegie taking a dip in one of the rather cold lakes. The final day was spent mountain biking in Llandegla Forest. This proved to be a very enjoyable experience and finished the week off perfectly. Lt Sean ‘Competitive Dad’ Olohan made every attempt to be at the front but after being on the receiving end of much ribbing decided to blend into the middle of the pack. The weather was perfect and the mood only dampened by the 6 hour drive back to Bexleyheath. Overall a fantastic few days in Wales, which were thoroughly enjoyed by all involved. THE GREATER LONDON AUTHORITY COMMUNITY RECEPTION – by Capt Olly McGrail In maintaining the tradition of keeping the Regt in the public eye, a small group of the Regt’s staff where invited to attend the Greater London Authority Community Reception, held at City Hall. This was an opportunity for the Mayor, Boris Johnson, to thank the local services, businesses and charity organisers for their assistance over the previous 12 months. The visit began with the inevitable mission of getting to the event during the early evening rush hour traffic. The one way systems and sporadic Sat Nav directions resulted in us arriving in good military fashion with 5 minutes to spare. Heading for the security checkpoint and metal detector, the operator gave us one look and waved us through due to the impressive display of awards glistening off the RSM’s chest! After registration we found ourselves in the Lord Mayors offices making the most of the readily available refreshments. 74 OC SSM Maj David Cornick WO2 Marc Gilfrin It has been another busy period for the Sqn with soldiers being involved in a number of different activities. The Sqn welcomed a visit from Lt Col Craig Sutherland the new CO of 71 (City of London) Yeomanry Sig Regt. The visit provided an excellent opportunity to demonstrate the positive steps taken by Sgt Pat Coleman and Sgt Sophie Spittle to ensure that interesting and relevant training was taking place on Tuesday nights. The visit also provided a further opportunity for Sgt John Palmer to demonstrate his excellent culinary skills with another of his famous buffets. Finally the CO had the opportunity to meet a number of the Sqn members for the first time since taking over command. EXERCISE PHOENIX KESTRAL The Regtl MATTs weekend in July provided an excellent opportunity to put to the test all the refresher training the Sqn had undertaken in preparation for the weekend. The effectiveness of the training was evident in the low number of MATT failures, with the vast majority of the soldiers who attended, passing all their MATTs. The highlight of the weekend, apart form the driving rain all day, was Sgt Spittle’s excellent lesson at the CBRN stand before being marched into the gas chamber to undertake a variety of different drills. The weekend provided an excellent opportunity for some Sqn bonding in the NAAFI on Saturday night with a number of interesting bar games being played. The effects of this bonding were however not evident on Sunday morning with all fit member of the Sqn passing their AFT. In all an enjoyable weekend with a lot of valuable training completed. EXERCISE AMPHEX SOUTH 11 The weekend started off with Sgt Coleman, Sig Hone and Sig Banks meeting at Southfields TAC where the Royal Marine THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 Reserves were waiting to brief them on the weekend’s events. The RMR are required to complete an annual amphibious exercise, however our Middlesex Yeomanry team were oblivious to what this actually entailed! Sgt Coleman went through the comms plan with the RMR SNCO’s whilst Sig Banks struggled to get his bergen onto the coach. The Friday night was fairly uneventful but this wasn’t a sign of things to come! After a lay in, our team were woken up on Saturday morning to a slow start, but none of them were prepared for what was about to transpire. In order to be allowed to conduct the coming exercise, all troops must pass the anti-capsize drill. This involved a 3m controlled water entry with boots and all. After a short swim to the waiting Rib Raider, a difficult haul onto the craft and the fun began. Once all team members were aboard, the Rib was capsized deliberately and the team had to climb onto the bottom of the upside down craft and hoist it over as a team. Not being a fan of open water, Sgt Coleman offered to film the antics as they unfolded. The next step was to advance the training further and our team spent the rest of the morning practicing landing drills from the Rib Raider, Orca and LC (Landing Craft), each one proved more exciting than the last. By the time they had practiced on each of the craft, they were drenched but the sun was shining and we had merged well into the squads. 68 (INNS OF COURT & CITY AND ESSEX YEOMANRY) SIGNAL SQUADRON (VOLUNTEERS) OC SSM Maj Alex Downing WO2 (SSM) J Paton EXERCISE DEVILS KUKHRI – TRAILWALKER 2011 Trailwalker is a 100km 4 man team challenge across the South Downs organised by the Gurkhas. Endurance, navigation, determination and teamwork are all required to complete this event in under the 30hr cut-off. This year 68 ICCEY Sqn put in a team consisting of SSgt ‘I’m never doing this again’ Ian Brazier, SSgt Adam Tear, Sgt Richard Marsh and Cpl Ross Nugent. After a rigorous training regime, the team started in the 10am start group in relatively high sprites despite the pouring rain. Before we knew it we were in the lead of our group and we started to implement our only plan, which was to run down hill and walk up hill.... This seemed to be working as we soon had no one behind us and after a while we started to catch teams that had started earlier. After a quick lunch, we had one more event to pass and they really did save the best until last. The teams boarded the large LC which was something like those in the opening sequence of “Saving Private Ryan” and took the craft way out into the bay. A hot brief on the method of boarding another craft followed and as the team waited for the boat to stop. Sgt Coleman took the time to look around at the seated Marines – why did they look so worried?? It’s not like the boat was going to be still moving when they jumped over…..or was it? Imagine a scene from James Bond where the hero jumps from a moving car on to the bonnet of another at 40 miles an hour. Now imagine 3 foot waves throwing both crafts about and you’re halfway to what our boys had to endure. Sgt Coleman went first followed closely by Sig Hone and just in time to see Sig Banks launch himself off the LC almost without looking like he’d been doing it for years! Sgt Richard Marsh leads the way. From the outset the team realised that this was going to be a hard day’s work as our trainers got heavier and heavier with mud and the K’s slid past not as fast as we slid about the trail. After the thrill of the day, Sgt Coleman spent the entire night digging defensive positions in preparation and took his place in the mortar pit ready to give the recce party something to watch. Sig Banks joined the assault party where he put into practice the previous elements of training. Sig Hone drew the short straw and was bolted to the HQ element and ended up running around the most. After the recce party called back with their intelligence, Sig Bank’s Tp assaulted during an intense dawn raid. As the night drew in and our pace slowed we were helped by the rain stopping and the clouds parting to allow the moon to light our way. During the longest leg we were met in the middle of nowhere by ex Sqn member ‘Mad Stu’ Raynor who had been following our progress. There was bags of aggression and Sgt Coleman was shot several times as Royal Marines and Signallers ran passed him as they moved through the enemy position. After half an hour of fighting, the Marines and Sig Banks broke through the position and reorganised themselves where the enemy were told to counter just to check that the Marines were still prepared, which was quickly repelled and met with fierce return fire from GPMG and gun boat covering fire. The enemy were suppressed and Sig Hone’s HQ element quickly ordered the return to the boats and the exercise drew to a close. This was the perfect opportunity to provide a service to a totally different Arm and Service but all 3 have said that although it was a great one-off, none were in a hurry to run off and join the Royal Navy! THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 Excellent support was provided by LCpl Adam Delf and Sig Gary Mills. Hot drinks, water bottles refilled, maps refolded and kit sorted out all on the demand of often stony faced and unthankful competitors. It began to get harder to leave the comfort of the mini bus every time we stopped and the only thing keeping us going was the fact that we seemed to hit low points at different times and could be kept going with a quick joke or piece of banter. Well, as things looked bad, we took pleasure in the fact that other teams looked far worse than ours (bad I know). We got a surprise boost 6 hours in, when we were asked by another team what our start time was to be told that they started at 6am! As the sun rose as we left the last checkpoint we pushed hard to finish the last few K’s and we were treated to a freezing cold shower as we approached the finish, just to remind us how it had been earlier. Crossing the finishing line just before 6am after 19hrs 44min we were pleased to finish as the 35th full team out of over 520 teams and raised over £1500 for Oxfam and The Gurkha Welfare Trust. 75 demonstrating to the rest of the Regt how to deploy a detachment in the field with the minimum of fuss. A “boisterously fun” social evening brought the Saturday to a close while a short but slick exercise on the Sunday morning demonstrated that the Sqn was still able to maintain its dual role of comms and echelon support. A well organised and efficient turnaround on Sunday afternoon ensured the Sqn were able to arrive home in plenty of time to fire up those Summer BBQs with the neighbours…obviously whilst avoiding the several rain showers that were incoming. SSgt Brazier & Tear, Sgt Marsh and Cpl Nugent cross the finish line The team receive their medals after a gruelling 19hrs 44mins race 265 (KENT AND COUNTY OF LONDON YEOMANRY (SHARPSHOOTERS)) SUPPORT SQUADRON (VOLUNTEERS) OC SSM Maj Andy Church WO2 (SSM) Adrian Keeble After a quiet start to the summer, June and July turned into a very busy period for the Sharpshooters. Firstly the Bde Driving Camp saw a number of soldiers deploy to Catterick to conduct various training on new vehicles and obtain licences on familiar vehicles. SSgts ‘Daz’ Lane and Kev Harding, Sgts Andy Hursey and Jason Bontoft along with Cpl Paul ‘Bugsy’ Broadbent all made the trip North to Catterick. Our Padre, Padre Mark Speekes, completed his TA Professionally Qualified Officer course (Part 2) and is well on his way to becoming a fully fledged member of the Officer’s Mess. WO1 (SVWO) Steve Healey and Sgt Nick Castro successfully completed the IED Instructors course, WO2 (SSM) Adrian Keeble completed his GSR Conversion course, SSgt (SPSI) Adam Wilkie qualified as a Skill at Arms Instructor and Cpl Mark Butler took 4 weeks away from his civilian job to study for his FEPDS Conversion course. Ex PHOENIX GALLOP was the first opportunity for the Sqn to meet their new CO, Lt Col Craig Sutherland and RSM, WO1 (RSM) Dominic Graham. The ex itself was a very enjoyable and busy event. A smooth deployment on Friday evening was followed by some constructive training on the Saturday with Sgt Nick Castro returning to the Sqn after a 3 year stint with the Army Recruiting Team. He was soon back into the swing of things and 76 July arrived and saw a promotion for the ever popular Yeoman of Signals (V), WO1 Mark Gittins. A much deserved promotion and no doubt he’ll be signalling drinks all round on his next visit to the Sqn bar. The middle of July saw the Sqn deploy with the Regt for Ex PHOENIX KESTRAL, the MATTs weekend. Another action packed weekend was on the cards with 265 Sp Sqn providing the bulk of instructors to lead the Regt through their annual training tests. With the Friday evening deployment reminding the Sqn it needs to revise its convoy drills before Annual Camp, the soldiers arrived at Lydd Camp raring to go and looking forward to spending a nice sunny weekend down on the coast…on what turned out to be one of the wettest weekends in history for the month of July! So wet even the normally reliable Gortex suits were providing no protection from the elements. Cpl Jim Sutton and LCpl Carl Crane got the weekend off to a great start by putting the Regt through its paces with a PFA. It was then onto a familiar round robin of map reading, CBRN, BCD and Law of Armed conflict before arriving at the range where SSgt Wilkie and SSgt Griff Griffiths acted as RCOs, aided by their glamorous assistant, WO2 Cliff Springer. The day was long and eventually around 2100 hours the Sqn was able to settle down for a few well earned beers. Although the thought of an AFT the next morning meant that for some the cold beers would be just another pleasure to look forward to when they got home. The rain held off the following day, that was until everyone decided to make their way down to the cookhouse for breakfast and upon arrival the sudden downpour ended as soon as it started. However, ideal conditions prevailed for the AFT and the guys set off just before 0900 for a nice 6 mile tab along the coast. Arriving back well in time to help clear the brass off the range and bring another enjoyable, yet busy, weekend to a close. The recovery to the TA Centre was much slicker than the initial deployment some 36 hours earlier. Could it be that the guys were in a hurry to get home…or even to dry out their wet kit from the previous day? On the whole the weekend was a very successful and enjoyable period for the Sqn. With Annual Camp looming into view, everything is looking good for a successful 2 week training period in September. The 265 Sp Sqn synchronized CBRN team start their Olympics training early THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 NEWS FROM SQUADRONS 20 ARMOURED BRIGADE HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL SQUADRON (200) PADERBORN OC RSM Maj SW Whittley WO1 (RSM) Phil McLeish LIFE AS A CS(E) ON EXERCISE PASTHUN DAWN - by LCpl Mason Sqn. The said vehicle looked like it had come straight from the wreckers’ yard and Sgt Angus quickly went about fixing it. A job he got so engrossed in he didn’t even realise his Fluke was on fire and shards of metal were flying into his hands thanks to a jolt of electricity from one of the ports (a common theme occurring from 209). We also didn’t anticipate one of the Battle Groups wanting to change the comms plan around all their FOBs and reinitialising all their MDORs. This created major dramas resulting in the Techs working past midnight to rectify the damage done. Overall the 3 weeks have been a good experience for any new CS(E) ready to deploy to Theatre and many a lesson has been learnt. Most notably, don’t let LCpl Christian ‘Vin Diesel’ Mason put diesel in an unleaded car just before the OC wants to take it for a drive. Don’t enter a S*@t Tash growing competition with Sig Steve ‘Cowie’ Howe as there will only ever be one winner (Sgt Paul ‘ST’ Walton soon conceded). Finally never ‘OUT’ the YofS on the airwaves. Do you know what's going on? After the long drive from Sennelager, via numerous detours through Belgium and after some irate phone calls from WO2 (YofS) ‘Angry Man’ Cowie claiming his fuel card wouldn’t work, we finally arrived at West Down Camp to commence preparation for Ex PASHTUN DAWN, the final training exercise prior to Op HERRICK 15. We were welcomed into our 5* 20man room transit accommodation by a colony of earwigs. The week could only get better. The next few days were spent building the HICON ready for FTX1, a task that would have been a lot simpler had we not had to make a million coax cables for various different uses. Priority number one was, however, to get the satellite dish working and our block entertainment system up and running. After many zip ties , copious amounts of black nasty, hazard tape, rubber flooring and WO2 (FofS) ‘Flash’ Gordan doing a bit of shake and vac around the HICON it was finally up and running. The exercise also saw the arrival of the dreaded MDOR (BOWMAN in a box). All 13 required building and testing. This proved a good experience for the techs as the equipment is relatively new. The arrival of 2 CS(E)s, Cpl Lewis ‘Wrighty’ Wright and LCpl ‘Bradders’ Bradley, from 209 Sig Sqn aided us in this tedious task. It was during this testing phase that LCpl Bradley decided to melt half his fingers onto a cable whilst trying to fix it with the power still connected. 200 ABSS MISSION SPECIFIC TRAINING RANGE PACKAGE 13 – 24 JUNE 2011 - by SSgt Griffiths Members of the Sqn recently deployed to Staumuhle Camp, Sennelager Training Area, to prepare for 2 weeks of graduated and progressive ranges. This was the culmination of the Sqn’s Mission Specific Training (MST) which has occupied the year since returning from Christmas leave. The aim of the range package was threefold; to sweep up those members of the Sqn that had missed previous ranges due to other Special To Arm (STA) training or supporting Bde during the many Staff exercises that have taken place. The range package also ensured that new arrivals in the Sqn received the mandatory training required prior to deployment on Op HERRICK 15. Finally, it ensured that all personnel were exposed to realistic and valuable live firing tactical training up to a minimum of Section level. Week 1 commenced with Grouping and Zeroing shoots, ACMT and Fire and Movement Tests. This natural progression led to IBSR (individual and pairs), progressively building up to completing the Fire Team Attack. Everyone also completed the pistol (Sig Sauer) ACMT and some progressive shoots. Although this was only achieved once certain Sqn members had Once testing was complete, armed with 2 teams, it was time to deploy and build all the CF HQ’s and FOB’s. This proved a long process that had us working from early morning till late at night over a 2 day period. As the techs built, the operators erected mast after mast until comms were established back to the Radio Village. By the end of the third day everything was in and working, a job well done. Everything seemed to be running too smoothly and there was always going to trouble round the corner. The first thing to go wrong was the arrival of Pinzgauer 4, quickly followed by the arrival of Sgt Martyn ‘Papa Smurf’ Angus, from 209 Sig THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 Taking aim 77 accepted that the weapon definitely does not have a safety catch. During the ranges background/refresher activities were run, these covered a variety of equipments and topics from initialising a Bowman FFR to PRC-117F and HPW. We also covered weapon systems that were to be fired later in the package, LMG, HMG and GMG. The week culminated in the first run down the range at Section strength, the more junior soldiers of the Sqn were purposely chosen to take up the appointments of Section Commander and 2I/C. The reason for this was twofold; to give them some valuable experience of commanding under the pressure of a realistic live firing scenario, and secondly enhancing their skill set preparing them for PNCO Cadres and JNCO CLM. There were some notable performances. Sigs Billins and Leonidas had a good run down, giving effective target indications and fire control orders, by keeping up a good momentum they progressed swiftly down the range. Week 2 saw the Sqn progress onto Heavy weapons and more advanced shoots, the Section Defence range was conducted in the day and again at night. It was enhanced with IDF and simulated RPG attacks to initiate contact with the enemy. The aim of this range was to practice the correct use of weapon systems to their maximum effective ranges and also made the Section Commander and 2I/C implement a robust Combat Service Support (CSS) plan to sustain the Section for the duration of the shoot. Practice of the 72 hour rule for throwing the HE grenade left the safety staff in no doubt as to who they did and did not want to be supervising. The following day all those extra press ups for LCpl ‘Padre’ Wright hadn’t worked out and his grenade just managed to clear the blast wall. The Close Quarter Marksmanship (CQM) lane practiced the troops in their life saver drills. They were issued 4 magazines with unknown quantities of ammunition. Once out of ammo this simulated a stoppage on the primary weapon system, forcing them to switch to their pistol to eliminate the threat. Once this was complete the stoppage was cleared and the primary weapon employed again. The final attack was mounted from the Patrol Base (PB) after coming under an IDF attack LCpl Perkowski get prepped for the final assault and a set of Quick Battle Orders (QBO’s), a multiple was then deployed acting on HUMINT and soon came under contact from the enemy. The first position was cleared after dropping off a Fire Support Group (FSG) and then Point Of Fire (POF). The position was finally finished off by the grenadier. After a re-group the multiple continued on their axis of advance, experiencing in depth positions which again were dealt with by employing the FSG, POF and grenadier. By this time the final objective was in sight, a stronghold which required a RED entry. After flanking around, door charges were set and the team were stacked in cover positions, the charges made light work of the door and the building was cleared. Unknown to the multiple, there was more IDF incoming which saw them withdraw under fire back to the PB. The range package was well received and great improvements were seen in individual soldiers, some who had only recently completed Phase 2 training. We now look forward to a bit of leave prior to deploying on Op HERRICK 15 in Sept. 4 MECHANIZED BRIGADE HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL SQUADRON (204) CATTERICK OC RSM Maj J S Balfour WO1 (RSM) D McCall EXERCISE GRIM WARRIOR – by Sig Reid Ex GRIM WARRIOR was the Junior Infantry Officer Commanders’ course, also known as PCBC, run at the Infantry Battle School Brecon (IBS). It is a course designed to take officers who have recently completed their Commissioning Course at RMAS and train them in Infantry tactics to be able to command a Platoon on operations. Cpl Phillips, LCpl Burgon and I from 204 Sig Sqn supported this event as the CIS experts. We had a week to get our vehicle and kit sorted and then drive to the Brecon Beacons to start the course. When we arrived we were given a brief outline from the DSM and then another in-depth brief from the Signals department on what we would be doing. We then deployed as EXCON on the first exercise on the Brecon training area. This consisted of us running the ops room and basic fault finding that occurs with Bowman equipment. 78 For the first 4 weeks the work was extremely hard and repetitive. Weekdays would consist of running EXCON and the weekends would be preparation for the following weeks exercise period. The training stopped in the UK by the sixth week and it switched focus to the jungle. It was our responsibility to pack for and plan the equipment that we would require to support over 200 exercising troops under the canopy. The 13hr flight to from RAF Brize Norton to Belize was an uncomfortably long one. Once we landed in the early hours of the morning we went straight into Price Barracks, the home of the Belizean Defence Force (their version of the Army). We had 2 days in barracks to organise our equipment and sign for the vehicles we would be using before the completing RSOI phase. We were TAC HQ by this point so it was just the 3 of us deployed to support the course with another Royal Signals soldier, Sig Tom Byford, from 2 Sig Regt, who became our ED support. During the first week of RSOI it was fairly quiet as there were 3 live fire stands set up and the students rotated between them THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 all with one of us providing night safety on the range. Whilst we were here we managed to get away and look at Caracol which is an ancient Mayan archaeological site containing many ruins for us too take pictures of, but more importantly they had a real flushing toilet and a small shop! We then moved positions to an abandoned loggers camp called San Louis and stayed there for a week. We were a lot busier than before as we had to install all the comms for a FOB and dig in all the cables, which in the heat of the day was a job and a half! LCpl Burgon deployed as the Coy Signaller on an attack to Cotton Tree Creek and then we deployed to Augustine where it was my turn to do the attack. We started with an 8km tab to the area then advanced through the jungle. 2 Platoon destroyed the sentry position and established the FSG on the fire tower on a piece of substantial high ground and under covering fire the other 2 Platoons assaulted through the FOB, stopping all the resistance against them and taking detainees where and when they could. Once the town was clear we took over FOB CHINA and established ourselves there for the next week. Once we moved from Augustine we proceeded to a place the IBS guys called “Sennybridge on steroids” and they were not kidding!!! It was a hilly region covered in dense jungle. We parked up the vehicles and sorted out our pit spaces. Once this was done the platoons came in. We conducted 2 platoon attacks from this area where I was deployed as the Coy Signaller for the final attack, which was the biggest attack I have participated in and the IBS pulled out all the stops. We had the FSG set up on a hill on overwatch live firing into the valley bellow as the students flanked the positions and proceeded to clear through them. When they met fierce resistance the FSG unleashed the javelin to stop the enemy in depth positions and allowed the troops a chance to move up and claim the position. The attack carried on like this for the next 3 hrs with each of the 3 platoons having 3 – 4 enemy positions to take over. We had used that much explosives we ended up setting fire to a lot of the training area! When ENDEX was finally called we all gathered to listen to a brief by the OC telling us how well we had worked and that we could have some well deserved R&R. We mounted up on the vehicles and set off to head back to Camp Price, about a 4hr drive away. Unfortunately the torrential rains from the previous night had made the roads dangerous and the MAN trucks carrying the troops got bogged down. They had to be flown by helicopter about 15 miles down the road where the ground was more stable and have the trucks meet them there so the estimated time to return to camp was severely delayed. Once back in camp we unpacked all of our kit, cleaned and boxed it all up again for transport back to the UK. When this was all sorted we were then allowed to leave on the R&R phase where the Officers were sent to an island called San Pedro, while all the supporting staff were sent to Caye-Caulker where we were given a hotel room and told to behave, but enjoy ourselves as we deserved it. We had about 28 hrs to relax and do things like swim with sharks or fish for barracuda or, what the large majority did, find a bar and relax the proper way with a meal and a beer. Eventually it was time to leave the island paradise we were on and head back to camp. Unsurprisingly the boat ride back to the mainland was very very quiet. Overall the experience was a good one. I personally learned a lot about tactics that I didn’t previously know and given the chance I think each and every one of us would take the opportunity and go again. The IBS directing staff were experienced and helpful, plus it was the only time in my career where I had the responsibility of instructing officers out in the field. EXERCISE MERCURY RAT 3 – by Cpl Clark In early July, as part of the Sqn’s CT level 1 training, Ex MERCURY RAT was put into action. This was a culmination of trade training, to enable cap badge credibility. The training was aimed at all trades of the Royal Signals, so, depending on trade, there were some new skills to learn and old skills to refresh on. The exercise was conducted over 4 days in the CAST(N) building with a mix of Bowman training, PRC117F/High Performance Waveform, Antenna propagation, Voice Procedure, generator maintenance and some vehicle recovery at the end! I was lucky enough to teach ComBAT with the task of ensuring that all members of the Sqn could successfully, with minimal assistance, start, setup and manipulate the application. This also saw the Bde Comd, Brig Bruce, join in, who recognised the importance of ComBAT as well as its intricacies. The final day consisted of some off-road driver training. Unfortunately (or fortunately depending how you look at it) one of the vehicles was rolled by SSgt ‘Geordie’ Gough, the MT SSgt. He showed everyone how not to drive cross country by driving up the hill and then sliding back down it on it’s side. By the end of the exercise everybody had a chance to hone in on key skills and refresh their trade knowledge before moving into the MST period, everyone proved that they were proficient and it was a worth while training package. 7 ARMOURED BRIGADE HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL SQUADRON (207) BERGEN - HOHNE OC RSM Maj N Bruce WO1 (RSM) K Langan Since the last edition 7 Armd Bde HQ & Sig Sqn (207) has finally been able to regroup and recover from Ex FLANDRES, look forward to a brief lull in the battle and some well deserved summer leave. A more in depth article on Ex FLANDRES is to follow, but the OC would like to extend his gratitude to all those who contributed to it’s resounding success, both in France and the extended G4 chain all the way back to Hohne. In addition, A Tp continue to provide high levels of ICS support to 3 Cdo Bde on Op HERRICK 14 and a warm welcome goes out to all those returning on R&R, the kettle is always on in THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 Jerboa’s for a brew and bacon buttie. Although limited, there have been occasions for members of the Sqn to participate in various sporting and adventurous training opportunities as we look to take a breath over the summer period. In addition, Sgt Taylor and Sp Tp hosted an excellent summer function at Barn 5, with the wives’ club cocktail bar proving especially popular. With the Czech Republic no longer on offer upon returning to Hohne in August, we can look forward to the rolling out the BFOT onto Sennelager and Kenya, with the highlight of the Autumn being the return of A Tp from operations and the reconstitution of the Sqn. 79 EXERCISE FLANDRES - by LCpl Thomas After months of trials and recce’s, Ex FLANDRES finally took place in Camp-de-Mailly, north-west France, in June 2011. The first major joint exercise between British and French troops since the signing of last year’s ‘Entente-Cordial’, this focused on testing the interoperability of each nation’s CIS equipment. Fully prepared following our CT1 and CT2 exercises, Bravo Tp set about constructing the Sqn’s largest ever HQ (complete with a football pitch sized cam-net) with Sp Tp providing their usual gold standard RLS for over 200 British soldiers and officers. The weather didn’t live up to expectations and those who followed the advice of “you won’t need your bouncing bomb” soon found themselves uncomfortably cold at night, but as the exercise wore on the temperatures rose and tested Sgt Jay’s air conditioning unit’s to the limit (and sometimes a little beyond that). After filling over 2000 sandbags to use as flood defences it was a relief for all when Sgt Adam and his chefs installed their field kitchen, saving us from the French breakfast of a ‘petit-pain’ with little else. It is no exaggeration to say it was the best exercise cooking many folk had experienced during their entire military careers, and it was little surprise to see the French contingent growing by the day as word spread of the culinary delights on offer. The competitive Desert Rats gave a good account of themselves in the sports day; finishing joint first on points with the French Bde we were somehow awarded second place – maybe some home advantage in the judging panel there? After tearing down in double quick time, both Ts were able to enjoy a tour of a premier Champagne house and an afternoon exploring the capital of the Champagne region, Reims, to wind down prior to the now familiar road move back to Hohne. ROYAL SIGNALS CLAY TARGET CHAMPIONSHIPS 27 - 30 JUN 2011 - by Sig Monaghan The Sqn entered a small 3-man team into the Championships and what they lacked in experience they made up for in enthusiasm. We made the long journey to Brawdy on 26 June ready for the training to begin, including a mandatory introduction brief and a shotgun safety handling course for the novices. Cpl ‘Scouse’ Girvan took the opportunity to complete a range safety officer’s course and the team then re-grouped ready to commence competition training proper. Upon the arrival of the burger van Cfn ‘Cookie’ Ncube decided he was good enough already and seemed to spend more time eating than on the range practising. There were a number of different types of shoots and the experts’ view was that the skeet shoot was the most difficult. That was until Sig ‘Monas’ Monaghan rocked up with a score of 18/25 first time out, much to the bemusement of Cpl Girvan because he had never scored anything like that before. Onto the competition itself and 207 Sig Sqn were paired up with 14 Sig Regt (EW). We didn’t begin very brightly as Cfn Ncube and Sig Monaghan only scored 3/25 and 8/25 respectively, but we gradually found our range and ended the first day of the competition placed joint 2nd. We ended up placed 3rd overall out of the minor units, and may have faired slightly better had we not lost one team member to exercise before the competition even began (Sig ‘Mac’ McMahon), but it was a successful week given only one individual had any prior shooting experience. Better luck next year . . . BERGEN SCHÜTZENFEST 2011 - by LCpl Mattison It is a huge honour that 7 Armd Bde HQ & Sig Sqn (207) is the only British military unit to be invited to join in the annual Bergen Schützenfest and 2011 was no different, despite it being a mere 15 hours after we returned from Ex FLANDRES! At 0745 we arrived at the Bergen Stadthaus to be warmly greeted by our hosts, the Bergen Schützencorp (Shooting Club) with a shot of Ratzeputz (a popluar shot with the Germans – not so much with us!) and this set the tone for the day – lots of merriment and complete mutual respect between the Schützencorp and ourselves. Ex FLANDRES victorious tug of war team The exercise itself was thoroughly successful with everyone having to dig deep at times to produce an outstanding end product, and although LCpl Cailleau didn’t get to meet big ‘DC’ on her birthday we could all feel part of a significant step forward in the future of the British Army in front of a vast array of high ranking military and civilian officials. Bravo Troop enjoying the Mumm Champagne house 80 After the greetings we marched through the town of Bergen to the current Schützenkönig’s (Shooting Kings) house, where we were able to socialise with the people of the Schützen- The RSM, Sqn Ops and QM enjoy a rain affected Shutzenfest THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 corp, whilst at the same time being entertained by the local band and a steady flow of beers. Despite trying to keep to the drinking rules of ‘it’s a marathon not a sprint’, when the people of Bergen see an empty hand they are compelled to reach for another beer and give it to you. From here we continued to march through Bergen to our next stop where we treated to an impressive spread of breakfast in a beer festival style marquee. Here we toasted the various personalities within the Corp and then limbered up for the afternoon’s shooting competition, with some of us even invited to take part. of 3 events this summer. Fresh legs seemed to make the difference in the football as the youngsters ran out comfortable winners and a man of the match performance by antipodean Ex LONGLOOK soldier Cpl ‘K’ Konowalow imposed a heavy 9 wicket defeat on the Officers and SNCOs. All to play for then in the final leg of the tri-game series after summer leave… Finally, 6 soldiers have spent the last week enduring the rough seas of the Baltic Sea on the Corps’ annual sailing regatta and many more are due to return from Ex DIAMOND MOUNTIAN RAT. We look forward to their photos and stories in the next edition of The Wire. The new Schützenkönig was announced at 1700, much to the shock of his wife as the whole party then marched to his house to continue the revelry long into the night. We thank the Schützencorp for inviting us yet again to join in with their tradition and look forward in earnest to next year’s festivities. SPORT AND ADVENTURE TRAINING In addition to the clay pigeon shooting, the unit’s cycling team is growing from strength to strength, with Capt ‘Dobbo’ Dobson placing an impressive 4th in the individual 60km road race in Fallingbostal and Capt ‘he’s not human’ Newman finishing an equally inspiring 5th in his category at the 60km road race in Gutersloh. Devoid of manpower due to by Ex FLANDRES, the unit’s athletics team was only able to field a team of 4 at the BA(G) athletics competition held in June. Credit must be given to each participating soldier wearing the Desert Rat on their chest, each competing in at least 4 events and representing their unit with pride. The JNCO’s have taken the upper hand in the unit’s Jnr’s v Snr’s sporting contests by winning the first 2 WO2 'The Bart' Lawrence executes a textbook forward defensive during his knock of 44 19 LIGHT BRIGADE HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL SQUADRON (209) LISBURN OC RSM Maj Nat Baker WO1 (RSM) Ted Page CORPS BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS - by SSgt ‘Baz’ Barrett Lacey Schwimmer, John Cusack and Felicia Day all have one thing in common with the Corps, that being they share the same day to celebrate their birthday. This year marked the 91st anniversary of the formation of the Corps and we decided to hold a birthday celebration to mark the occasion. The celebration started out with a round robin sports competition which saw the officers and seniors take on the juniors at volleyball and quick cricket. Unfortunately due to the accuracy of serves from LCpl ‘Scouse’ Nealis and cat like reflexes from LCpl ‘Gaz’ Wilcox the juniors took an early lead in the volleyball. Thankfully with the safe hands of Sgt Martyn Angus the officers and seniors team made light work of the juniors batting order in the quick cricket. Full of confidence the officers and seniors team stepped up to bat and within a short time had racked up an unbeatable score putting the game out of reach from the juniors. At the final whistle scores were totted up and points awarded and by the narrowest of margins the juniors B team won on an away points basis. After the sports competition we moved to the Arras restaurant where our families joined in the celebrations. Children were transformed into butterflies, pirates, fairies and whatever else their imagination stretched to with the art of face painting. Whilst the adults enjoyed the rare sight of sunshine in Northern Ireland and some cool refreshments that started THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 to flow, in some cases a little too much. This was evident during the inter-troop games when the teams were being outwitted at times by toddlers. No birthday celebration would be complete without a cake and the Sqn catering manager, Sgt ‘Mac’ MacCartney, did an absolutely fabulous job of making one fit for a royal wedding, which was enjoyed by children both old and young. A relaxing afternoon that was enjoyed by all and which pulled the Sqn together prior the deployment of some members on Op HERRICK 15. Happy Birthday Jimmy! 81 16 AIR ASSAULT BRIGADE HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL SQUADRON (216) COLCHESTER OC SSM Maj A Fawcett WO1 (RSM) P Watson event was won by default as 216 (Para) Sig Sqn were the only minor unit team to enter! However some of the team did get a pull because LCpl McCoy and LCpl Fern were recruited by 13 Air Assault Log Regt and Cpl Wood and Sig Harrage joined 7 RHA, who went on to dominate the event – thankfully all that training was not in vain. The 6-a-side football was better contested with all group games being 12 minutes long and only 8 players available for our team this meant there were some tired legs come the end of the day. Our first game was against MCTC, which we won 2-1, and the following fixtures were against 16 Med Regt then 156 Provo Coy, which we won 3-0 and 5-1 respectively. That put us in the final against 16 Med Regt and because of fatigue setting in the game was tight, but goals from Sig Michael Porter and Sig Ryan Broadhurst sealed the victory for the Sqn. The RSMs handover the infamous Airborn Pacestick Straight back off a well deserved period of POTL, 216 (Para) Sig Sqn is now re-invigorating the Airborne Task Force (ABTF) role, which for the old and bold the ABTF is what the Sqn is all about. However for many of the newer members of the Sqn this is uncharted territory. Fifty five of us will be directly supporting the ABTF and there has been a big push on getting everyone qualified and in-date for Jumps, in preparation for taking on the role in November. We’re well on the way now and its great to be focused on a new role – it makes a change from Op HERRICK! To make the change even more interesting there have also been a lot of new faces join the Sqn. At the time of writing the OC, Maj Fawcett is in the process of handing over to Maj Fayers and we have welcomed back WO1 (RSM) P Watson as the Bde RSM, who took over from WO1 (RSM) Spink. The 2IC, Capt Dunwoody has handed over to Capt Reynolds and we have a new Ops Offr, Capt Johnson. There is a new QM, Capt Femson who has taken over from Capt Wakeling and finally whilst not officially part of the Sqn we’d like to welcome Capt Combe, who is the new RCMO. We wish the OC, RSM and everyone else leaving us all the best in their new appointments and look forward to seeing them in Caythorpe. BRIGADE SPORTS DAY - by Sgt Swan The 16 AA Bde sports day was held on Wednesday 20 July for all the Bde Units, but being a minor unit our opponents would be 16 Med Regt, 156 Provo Coy and MCTC. We would be competing against them in a number of events ranging from tug-of-war to 6-a-side football and the day was a welcome relief from the Bowman Training and Board of Officers that we had been undergoing for the past few weeks. Arriving at the sports day the Sqn quickly realised that it would be a hard fought day to try and retain the Minor Units Shield and we got off to an excellent start with the tug-of-war; the 82 We had similar victories from the Sqn’s Athletic Team, which could have happily competed against the Major Units. Sig Nathan McInnes stole the show and dominated the day in the track and field. This combined with our other teams’ performances meant that no minor unit came close to catching us and when the final scores were counted the Sqn had excelled itself. We had retained the shield and were once again Minor Unit Champions – well done everyone. ALL RANKS SUMMER FUNCTION – by Sig Cox After returning back from a well earned period of POTL what better way to get back into the swing of things than through an all ranks function. Charlie Tp’s Cpls under the guidance of Sgt Wildman organised the function, which turned out to be an awesome night. Many of us were assigned to different entertainment stands dotted around the HQ lines, such as Kangaroo boxing and sumo fighting. Here the guys appeared to enjoy themselves practicing their milling techniques and challenging Screamers to prove their worth. There was also a BBQ run by Sig Owen Jenkins and Sig Liam Noble. In addition there was a DJ playing in the background provided by LCpl Rob Eyre, who seriously needs to have a review of his music play-list. 16 Bde Main HQ was re-roled into a ‘T in the Park’ main stage with a live band called ‘Goldstar’ playing. The HQ also housed the Sqn bar which of course was the lads’ favourite place to be by the end of the night. ALPHA TROOP – by Lt Draper Tp Comd Tp SSgt Lt T Draper SSgt D Porter Alpha Tp has barely paused for breath since its return from POTL. The past 2 months have seen us squeeze in a medals parade, BCiP 5.4 training, a Board of Officers, a comms exercise and a visit from Comd JHC. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 These events have all been completed alongside the routine but significant tasks that fall out of being a troop that only reORBATed at the beginning of the period. This has meant we have had little time for the activities normally associated with recovering from operations, however, despite this morale remains high, with the newcomers to A Tp breathing a sigh of relief for finally arriving in such a legendry construct. The latest of our recent events, the visit from Comd JHC, saw the Tp shake off the cobwebs from its HQ capability, with both Bde (Para) Tac and Bde Light (the old Bde Tac) deploying to Friday Woods alongside stands from all the other Bde units. Despite being a fairly mundane activity the troops were kept entertained by the dering-do of SSgt Dougie Porter’s puppy Otto, who, clearly envious of Dougie's parachuting experience, leapt off a 15 foot precipice without so much as a whelp of fear. It’s a shame the JHC commander wasn’t there to witness it. The Tp has recently welcomed a newcomer from Phase 2 Trg, Sig Declan Conroy, whose timeliness and adept driving skills have impressed all of us. Meanwhile we are losing 2; Sig Keogh will be leaving us to no doubt terrorise the civilian population of Australia, we wish him well in his new career. Meanwhile Sig Swithenbank is going on to attempt a long course, the Tp wishes him the best of luck, I have no doubt he will do well. When we arrived at the paint balling we had a little surprise for the QM which were dessert combats dyed bright pink - so there would be no missing our target! Unfortunately the QM decided not to wear them but instead ordered Sig Adam Glass to put them on because he is the newest member of our department – spoil sport! For the paint balling itself we were split down into teams and put through different shooting scenarios; the blue team won overall, with LCpl Dan McCoy contributing by having the excellent idea of hiding his weapon behind his back and creeping up to the black team and taking their flag! Everyone enjoyed the paint balling albeit with plenty of bruises from the paint hitting you at supersonic speed, but a special mention must go to Sgt Jamie Pownall who just found the best piece of cover and got his head down without getting hit all afternoon. We returned to Colchester, changed, and made our way down town to an Indian restaurant which is fast becoming a regular haunt of ours. LCpl McCoy thought it was a good idea to put the flames out from his curry by drinking as much wine as possible – you can imagine this came back to haunt him later on! The Tp SSgt ‘Jerry’ Springett also had a memorable evening, bumping into one of his ex-girlfriends unexpectedly! We are all very much looking forward to the next Tp outing. BRAVO TROOP – by Lt Howley Tp Comd Tp SSgt Lt T Howley SSgt P Bury Bravo Tp bids farewell SSgt ‘Robbo’ Robertson on posting to the TA (remember Robbo on the Bowman radio it’s base time not face time), Cpl Mark on posting to 14 Sig Regt, LCpl Hewes on posting to 21 Sig Regt and LCpl Townson on posting to 621 EOD Regt. The Tp also welcomes Sig Watkins to Blandford. CHARLIE TROOP – by Signaller Cox Tp Comd Tp SSgt Capt E Shale Sgt B Wildman As always after a deployment comes a swift change of personalities and Charlie Tp is no different. We bid farewell to Sgt Hernon and the chuckle brothers comprising Sig Chris Reay and Sig Jordan Glover. We wish them all the best as they take up their new appointments across the Corps. We welcome the following lads: LCpl ‘Ze German’ Richardson, Sig ‘Smaller Body’ Driver, Sig Sam Fenton and Sig Chris Hardy. SUPPORT TROOP – by LCp McLaughlin QM MTO RQMS Capt M Wakeling Capt P Jordan WO2 (RQMS) P Henderson The QM’s dept are sadly bidding farewell to the QM, Capt Matt Wakeling, this month and we all enjoyed a fantastic leaving do for him and the others departing troop members that was organised by Cpl Ross Williamson. We started with a late start and then played 6-a-side football, and finished up with paint balling, which was hilarious as we all had 1000 paint balls each. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 The QM's nervous smile before the fun commences 83 OTHER UNITS JOINT SERVICE SIGNAL UNIT (CYPRUS) CO RSM Lt Col David Worden WO1 (RSM) Paddy Lynn Well, the summer months are upon us and as always the Unit has braced itself for some pretty intense heat. This summer has been more challenging than most with the catastrophic power failure at the Zygi power station, resulting in the tragic deaths of 12 Cypriot nationals. As with all the British Forces in Cyprus, the JSSU has minimised its power output to the bare essentials and the families are certainly playing their part by minimising the use of air conditioning units and fans. It is with some regret the JSSU (Cyp) has also said a fond farewell to WO1 (RSM) Paul Walledge, who is retiring to Lincolnshire after a colourful 22 year career. He will be thoroughly missed in the Sergeants’ Mess and has been a keen contributor to station life – although his predatory striking prowess on the football pitch won’t be missed that much. OPERATIONS SQUADRON OC SSM Lt Cdr Steve Corps WO2 (SSM) Andrew ‘Wilf’ Williams MOUNTAIN TO SEA – 18 JUN 11 - by Sgt ‘Damo’ Patrick The annual Mountain to Sea race was held on the 18 Jun 11 starting at Troodos Station and finishing in Pissouri Bay. After a function at Troodos Mess on the previous night, it was clear that the course record would be well and truly out of the reach of the JSSU teams. The 30 teams were sent off at one minute intervals. JSSU (Cyp) contributed 3 teams as follows: Troodos-A Two Gingers and a Strawberry Blonde WO1 Dave Badger, Sgt ‘Nelly’ Batey (RAF) and Sgt ‘Damo’ Patrick. Ay Nik-A Lt Col Dave Worden, Mr Dave Richards and Sgt Tim Pringuer Troodos-B The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Mr Kev Porter, FS Mal ‘DNF’ Solley and Sgt Steve Armstrong scull duggery ensured Troodos-A kept ahead of their teammates. The first hill was tackled with no real problem and after a short run along the road the more technical stage began. It was later learned that Sgt Steve Armstrong had come a cropper at the beginning of the stage, demonstrating his best superman impression. After a quick check up by Cpl ‘Boxy’ Box, he was back underway, carrying one or 2 battle scars on his now not so new potty helmet. Other team members had some crashes during this stage but came off lightly with all but pride dented. The June sun was beaming down as the teams tackled the second and much larger climb. WO1 Dave Badger’s bike gears completely malfunctioned with a broken derailleur on a fairly technical section. This left him with just first and second gear for the remainder of the race. The halfway point was passed at the top with a slightly distraught look from Sgt ‘Nelly’ Batey. Rolling hills ate the miles too quickly and before we knew it the third and final hill at the 22 mile stage was there to finish us all off. Cramp had set in with other teams and we pushed through to the top where much to Sgt Batey’s relief, the coast was finally in sight. Sgt Tim Pringuer experienced a broken chain, which was quickly repaired by Lt Col Worden, who was the only team member to have his admin squared away and had remembered a chain tool. The final stage was quick and mainly downhill for the last 14 miles, but bodies and bikes were feeling the strain. Just 2 miles from the end FS Mal Solley crashed into one of his teammates, snapping his front spindle. The front wheel would not re-attach, so sadly his race was over. He arrived at the finish line in the safety vehicle with his bike in pieces, where he received the greatest amount of sympathy from Troodos-A. It was nice to see the finish line where a crowd had built up to cheer the teams in as they ran to the sea. It was a good day of hard graft, but all teams still had a laugh participating and tucked in to some good food and a well-deserved pint in a Taverna at Pissouri Bay. The JSSU-A team came 3rd overall which was an excellent result given the competition on the day. BAY-TO-BAY SWIM – 22 JUL 11 - by Cpl Alex ‘the fish’ Blake Troodos-A had a good start and after a couple of miles confidence was gained with the team cornering at speed and gaining places. After a near miss by one of the team on a rather severe corner, a puncture was also picked up by Troodos-A and the team set to work repairing the flat. Ay Nik-A took the opportunity to pass on their way to the technical stage. Troodos-B caught up just as the repair was finished and a bit of FS Mal Solley, Mr Kev Porter and Sgt Steve Armstrong at speed! 84 On 22 Jul 11 at 0715hrs, over 200 men, women and children competed in this years Bay-to-Bay swim held at Lemmings Beach, Happy Valley. The event was superbly organised by CJPU and consisted of one nautical mile swim (1800m or 72 lengths of a standard pool) from Lemmings Beach, around the peninsular and finishing at Tunnel Beach. With glorious sunshine and the sea at its usual warm temperature, CBF, AVM Graham Stacey, sounded the air horn for the race to begin. With the competitive swimmers starting first and the fun swimmers of all ages at the rear, the start was still a sprawl of bodies competing for the clear water. A gruelling hour or so later for some, the finish line was in sight, with the THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 competitors being applauded over the line by a contingent from 2 Lancs and many spectators awaiting the return of their families and friends. the morning of the event for a very early start. I for one will definitely be signing up for next years race, however, I will be better prepared next time and try to remember my goggles. Finishing first out of the JSSU ‘Strokers’ was LCpl Steve Morton with a time of 32:01, followed 18 seconds later by Mr Dave Richards and Sgt Tony Bellis shortly after in 33:34. A good performance all round by JSSU saw the CO, Lt Col Dave Worden, post a titanic time of 35:42 with Cpls Phil Warren and Mikey Dalkin narrowly beating him in. A devasted WO1 Dave Badger, whose ‘3 swims training’ seemed to pay off, finished in a commendable time of 41:46, only to see Sgt ‘1 swim training and a can of Keo’ Nelly Batey grinning at the finish line, having already finished a full 20 seconds earlier. TECHNICAL MAINTENANCE SUPPORT TROOP A special mention must go to Sgt ‘Jobbie dodger’ Armstrong, who was discourteously obstructed by a foreign object left by another competitor half way round the course, which clearly had a detrimental effect not only to his time but also to his state of mind. Cpl Ben ‘this was meant to be fun’ Kay was the rear marker for the team and finished with a time of 1hr 13mins. After receiving our free T-shirts at the finish line and consuming a well deserved bacon roll, all JSSU (Cyp) participants took to the beachfront for the obligatory commemorative photograph. It was a great effort by all that took part, especially the JSSU ‘Strokers’, who travelled all the way from Ayios Nikolaos on “ALL CHANGE AT THE TOP” - by Sig Marshall During the past 2 months we have seen some significant changes to the hierarchy of TMS Tp and within the Tp itself. We have lost on posting the very popular OC, WO1 (FofS) ‘Tibsy’ Tibbets who has gone on to Blandford to work in HQ SOinC (A) as the new Corps Foreman. We have also said farewell to WO2 (FofS) Si King who will be sorely missed by NikNet and Facebook; as he has moved on to Saudi Arabia. In their stead we have had WO2 (FofS) Sandy Sanderson posted in who joins us from SHAPE to fulfil both roles. We have also had a change at the top, as Capt (TOT) Neil Trengove has followed Tibsy to Blandford and been replaced by Capt (TOT) Rob Campbell fresh from Gibraltar (his motto “AT here I come” has already been implemented on several occasions!). Also within the Tp we have said “goodbye and good luck” to Sgt Aaron Russell (again to Blandford), Sgt Michelle Ayling (to Corsham) and Cpl Ryan Charles. We wish them and their families all the best for the future. TMS HOG ROAST - by Sig Maddison The TMS Hog Roast is an annual event in the TMS Tp calendar and is usually preceded by a sporting event; this year was go-karting. As always the turnout was good and the competitive spirit was as fierce as ever; SAC Garside eventually coming out as the best driver. The families were then invited to the riggers compound for the drinks and the actual Hog Roast – consisting of a pig on a spit over an open fire and a BBQ, kindly cooked by the LEC riggers. The whole day was thoroughly enjoyed by all, but the usual event climax, a gladiator style fight over a pool of water with the loser taking a dip was sorely missed this year. As was Cpls Goff and Seather who were away taking part in Army Waterpolo and golf championships respectively. JOINT SERVICE SIGNAL UNIT (CHELTENHAM) - BRAVO TROOP OC 2IC Capt (TOT) Mark Paveley Capt Mark Long WELCOMES AND FAREWELLS The Tp’s manpower surge continued in earnest as we welcomed a smorgasbord of talents both green and light blue. Salutations then to SSgt (FofS) Lee McMahon, Sgt Mark Bailey RAF, Sgt Neil Shoebridge, LCpl Richie Sellers, and SAC Nick Gaulder. There was also a couple of fond farewells including congratulations to Cpl Rob Brocklehurst RAF and Sgt Mike Joyce who have both left on promotion to join LITS at RAF Brize Norton and NCSA Brunssum respectively. EXERCISE BEAR HUNT – by Cpl Paul Davies RAF Seven members of JSSU Cheltenham took part in Ex BEAR HUNT; these highly eager volunteers from all 3 branches of the military were unaware what lay before them as they sat at Heathrow Terminal 5 early on a warm June morning. 4500 miles away lay the wilderness known as Yellowstone National Park and the hostile wildlife that could see some of the group not returning from what would turn out to be a gruelling hiking expedition through the Grizzly Bears backyard THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 The Brave Mountaineers The expedition was led by WO1 Al Jeffs, the JSMEL who would be responsible for our safe return from Yellowstone and with Flt Lt Ben Maughan as the expedition OC, the other 5 group members knew we were in safe hands and nothing could possibly go wrong! The first chance to escape presented itself at New York’s JFK airport where our connecting flight was overbooked and Delta Airlines were looking for passengers to remain in New York for the night at the company’s expense. 85 We were soon reminded that the real adventure lay eastwards and that there were no adventures to be had in New York City. Grand Teton After arriving at Denver airport and recovering some missing paperwork we were able to collect our hire cars and get our heads down at 0200, some 23 hours after departing Heathrow. The next day presented a marathon drive of 450 miles to Pinedale Wyoming, this put us on the doorstep of the Grand Teton National Park and at the mercy of what would become our biggest enemy for the trip – The North American Mosquito! After surviving the first night in “bear country” without being eaten by Yogi the road trip continued on taking us all the way to the heart of Yellowstone National Park and our first hiking challenge; a one mile lap of the Old Faithful Geysers. After this formidable acclimatisation process was complete the group was set for whatever Yellowstone could throw at us. This was to be Bunsen peak with its easy 1300ft ascent over 2 miles, however a minor navigation issue would see this increase slightly to 1300ft of ascent in 1 mile off path and using fallen trees from a previous storm to make a path to the top of the hill but this would not deter the brave men of the Army and RAF. The senior service (RN) was however struggling with being on dry land and the inevitable toys were thrown from the pram as CPO Cliff Hoare aired his views on hiking and the JSMEL in charge. The following days would see various other ascents to ever increasing altitudes, this meant that we were to soon have the first of many injuries and Sgt Lee ‘Chicken’ McLuckie was unable to join the group’s first foray above 10,000ft due to a case of needing to “man up”. The days that followed brought more injuries and by the time of our first wild camp in the back country was completed the whole group was either battered, bruised, bitten or suffering from some freak allergic reaction to washing powder that causes the skin to blister. A special mention must go to Cpl Tom Brophy RAF who holds the record for the greatest number of mosquito bites ever and had to turn to alcohol to stop him from itching them. After 5 days and nearly 60 miles a recovery day was required before the second phase of the expedition began. This would be a good chance to return to civilisation with a trip to West Yellowstone and for some to sit outside McDonalds making the most of the free Wi-Fi to get the latest Manchester City news. The next hike was billed as a short distance route to break us back in gently and after 18 miles we were all ready for the final push and the 3 day route out in the back country. Day 1 saw the group depart for the overnight camp at Heart Lake, a short 10 mile hike to the luxurious camp site where Dress Cat 4R levels of protection were required to deter the Mosquito’s that were in the peak of the season. Bear watch duties were allocated, personnel briefed on “actions on” and 86 then armed up in preparation for a 5 metre contact with only a tin of pepper spray to take on Yogi and Boo Boo after HUMINT had indicated that the local bears were quite likely to stroll through our campsite. Day 2 was the final mountain ascent up Mount Sheridan, a total of 3000ft in 3 miles but a path closure meant that Sgt Mike Sinclair would have to forge a path with some tenacious navigation up the North Face. After the first 500ft of ascent we lost CPO Cliff Hoare as his sea legs gave up on him, there would be no turning back though and his position was marked on the GPS and he was left to battle it out with the mosquitoes alone. The remaining heroes continued on up the mountain; fighting through the undergrowth and scrambling over boulders on the journey upwards. The route got steeper until it was necessary to use our hands as well as feet to scramble up the gradient. There were near misses from rocks being dislodged but slowly the group edged up and were soon over the top and only had the final 500ft to the summit. This, however, was covered in snow and the decision to turn back due to safety was made. CPO Cliff Hoare was recovered from his hillside rest point and the group descended back to the lake and into the waiting swarms of mosquito’s, all that remained was the return leg to the vehicles and to depart from Yellowstone to start our return to Denver. The timetable for the return was a lot more open and allowed for some social interaction along the way. The overnight stop was the quiet ski resort of Jackson Hole. Despite its quiet appearance the group were suitably impressed by The Mangy Moose Saloon and agree with its inclusion in Forbes magazine’s top 10 Après Ski Lounges in the US. To help prepare for the return to the UK a temporary base was setup just outside Denver in Boulder. This allowed for all the groups admin to be competed and also for the group members to get out into the Rocky Mountains and partake in some personal activities. The recovery to the UK was not without incident, our Delta flight was 3 hours late landing in the UK, proving that it’s not just the RAF who take their time! Courageous River Crossing THE LONG WAY DOWN – by LCpl Iain Moore Earlier this year I decided to organise a cycle ride from John O Groats to Lands End in order to raise money for charity, and thus “The Long Way Down” was born. On 29 May, Maj John ‘The Machine’ Collins, Cpl Leon ‘ Moxy’ Moxam, Sgt Mark ‘Duds ‘Coley, LCpl Chris ‘ Walshy’ Walsh, Cpl Paul ‘Trax’ Traxler and I headed with our supplies to the northernmost point of the country....John O Groats. Now, while you might think this challenge has been done several times before, this particular challenge was going to be slightly different. Different because we would be cycling more than 2000 km head-on into the prevailing winds and zigzagging across the country visiting a number of military bases along the way. But nothing could prepare us for the challenge that lay ahead! On the first day of cycling we were met with driving rain and THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 By the time we got to the half way point and the changeover day, we had started to resemble a group of professional cyclists. We were working as a team helping each other along both mentally and physically. Fully understanding the toll on our bodies and how hard the ride was, we couldn’t help but burst out laughing as one of the new team members turned up on a bike without pedals, without attaching his cleats or having ever ridden using cleats. The reflectors still on spokes were the icing on the cake, but we’ll not mention any names SAC Ben ‘When I did a triathlon’ Kerry. And so it begins! cold winds which nearly saw the whole team stopped in its tracks. During the middle of the day when the team had stopped for lunch, we were relieved to spot the admin guys, Trax and Walshy, cooking us up a pasta meal. The weather was so hideous that they had to cook in the back of the mini bus sheltered from the wind, rain and cold. Not classic field craft skills, but it got the job done! Once we were fed, watered, rested and with the feeling returning to our faces, we plodded on, knowing full well how we would feel again in a matter of minutes. However, determination as well as a sense of humour helped drive us on, but it was hard to think that this was what we were going to be facing for the next 3 weeks. By the end of the first day we were elated to arrive at the camping ground in Brora. Although we knew we were facing a night in a tent, the fact we did not have to cycle another mile for at least another 12 hours was good enough for us. However Moxy did have to go and have a ‘word’ with himself, to stop him throwing his ‘teddy’ out of the pram and Duds was struggling to even get into the tent as he kept cramping up. In the evening, in an attempt to help lift our spirits we headed to an ‘All you can eat’ curry house which was seen as more of a challenge than a statement. The food was then washed down with a few well deserved pints, to cap an emotional first day on the road. On the road During week one our first rest day was in Edinburgh, perfectly planned in order to toast our achievements so far, but instead we were all completely exhausted, and collapsed in to our beds in 32 Sig Sqn (V) TA Centre where we had been kindly accommodated. Maj Collins and Duds bid us farewell and were replaced by Ben and Cpl Greg Cole for the second half of the ride. After the off-going riders bid Moxy and I good luck, they chuckled at the new additions’ expense in the knowledge that in a matter of hours they would be regretting their decision to join the team. As we set off, Moxy in a glass half empty moment pointed out I was wrong, we hadn’t ‘almost finished’ it would be the same as turning around and heading back to John O’ Groats. Good point well presented! Our Admin team changed over at the same time, and the new man for Admin was Cpl Neil ‘Molesy’ Moles and what a legend he was! As we stopped in Melton Mowbray for our lunch he stood there grinning like a Cheshire cat as he displayed a huge slice of stilton and a pork pie large enough to maim a Rhino that he had managed to acquire using the gift of his substantive gab from the nearby factory. Steadily the team pushed on with the reward of a rest day drawing us into Colerne. It was the second and last rest day of the whole trip and it went all too quickly. Ben and Greg decided to go for a swim and sauna to aid recovery...it was something the rest of the team regret not doing. For days we had heard from Ben about every Triathlon he’d been to and everything involved. Yet as Greg witnessed Ben’s attempt to swim one thing become crystal clear... he couldn’t swim. Obviously a thorough ribbing was swiftly handed out by the team, and he explained he had merely watched said triathlons and not competed. As we arrived at Blandford, a unique Georgian Town, at the end of a long day’s ride we were faced with that age old question... wait at the back gate hoping it will open in half an hour, or go around. So we sat on the grass and waited, as the thought of cycling up Black Lane removed any and all remaining motivation. The next morning we were invited to the Sgts’ Mess where we met Lt Col Vosper, CO 11 Sig Regt, Gp Capt Elliot, COS HQ DCIS and WO1 (RSM) Yendell. It was a lot less emotional than we thought it would be and probably the only time I have ever been in an RSM’s good book! During the challenge I had arranged for the team to have appointments with a number of physiotherapists to have a few sports massages along the way. The first of these was in Edinburgh where we were met by Mr Colin Gordon and his healing hands...On occasions Colin (and his hands) made each one of us bite our pillow as no man should ever have to....! On arriving in northern England, a particularly sneaky artillery barracks near Newcastle had us questioning our navigation skills as the road didn’t seem to go where it was supposed to. In the end, as members of the team seemed to be going down with cold injuries, I decided to call an end to the day and take shelter in a local pub. Luckily the landlady at The Black Bull looked after us by providing us with hot food and drink, while the admin team came to collect us. On arrival at the camp and once everyone was thoroughly warmed up, we thought it was rude not to go in to Newcastle and have a couple of ‘Newcie Browns’ as a way of not trying to toast the day, more trying to forget the day. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 Lands End 87 The rest of the journey to Plymouth went without a hitch other than Ben getting confused between our day’s final destination of Exeter, and RMB Lympstone. Maj Collins and Duds who had left us in Lincolnshire, returned for the last leg so we could finish as a full team at Land’s End. It was a disgusting day as the full force of the on-shore Atlantic winds tried with all their might to stop us from finishing our 140Km undulating journey. We were exhausted as we crept towards Land’s End, and a few of the team got emotional knowing the relief of the finish line was mere meters away, but it was only due to the wind that our eyes were watering... honestly! To date we have raised nearly £10,000 for Help for Heroes and the Royal British Legion, so despite the broken bodies, blood sweat and tears it was well worth the effort and it was an experience that will never be forgotten. There were a large number of people who helped us along the way providing everything from accommodation and support vehicles to sports massages and pork pies. A large and genuine thank you to all of them for making our journey possible, and helping support our charities. HIGH ROPES – by Cpl Mick Rayner RAF A truly heroic team of 16 members of Bravo Tp (2 x SNCO’s and 14 Junior Ranks) embarked upon an afternoon swinging from Ropes, Logs and Chains at massive heights up to nearly 20 metres. further you ascended, ranging between about 4.5 and 6 foot gaps. We were given a maximum of 15 minutes to get to the top. The first team, including Sgt Neil Shoebridge who spent a fair chunk of his time upside down, flew up and got to the top pretty much bang on the 15 minute point. This, however, wasn’t the case for the next team. Let’s call them the ‘Heavies’! (we know who we are). The last rung was just too much for us and we were timed out. The remaining 2 teams learned from us though and using their height and ‘lower’ weight advantage got to the top even faster than the first team. We were then invited to do some different challenges including climbing what was for all intents and purposes a telegraph pole with foot pegs and an 18” square platform at the top. From this 15 metre platform, which 2 people had to stand on, you were invited to jump for a trapeze which I’m sure was positioned far enough away that only an orang-utan could have ever reached it, oh and LCpl Iain ‘Lurch’ Moore. There was also the postman’s pole, where we had to traverse between 2 uprights using different poles, wires, ropes and grips. SAC Nige Hughes was cat like on this apparatus, falling after about 2 steps on the balance pole. He was that close to the ground that his safety rope didn’t have chance to save him. If you haven’t had a go at a high ropes course, I would actively encourage you to try it, as it is what I would call a ‘leveller’. The confident, outgoing people in a team suddenly become quieter as vertigo kicks in, and the guys who sometimes sit in the background seem to leap into prominence when they are asked to reach for a log when dangling over 10 meters in the air. They seem to thrive with the adrenalin rush! We were split into teams of 4 and asked to get to the top of a large ladder area where the gaps between the rungs got bigger the Never leave a man behind SACs Hookway & Wallace working hard All in all a fun afternoon was had by all, and as a team building exercise it is exceptional. Next time we’ll drag the seniors along and see how they react out of their comfort zone…. 1ST NATO SIGNAL BATTALION As a Battalion we have recently said goodbye to WO2 (RQMS) Mark Ellis who has gone to Southampton UOTC, we wish him all the best on all the Ski Trips he will take part in. SSgt (FofS) ‘Mac’ MacDonald, having spent the last 2 years flying around Europe supposedly attending planning conferences, has gone to Gutersloh. LCpl Michelle Harrop has left the Corps to join the Adjutant Generals Corps and LCpl ‘Geek’ Talling has made the trip up the road to 1 Div. We welcome SSgt (FofS) Brett Doyle and 88 his wife Maarja who have joined us from Blandford and Sgt Grenade Wright (AGC) who has moved down from 1 Div. It is great to have some new blood on the estate to talk to as we were all getting a bit bored of each other and listening to WO2 (YofS) Bri Rawlings talking about himself. Maj Keily and Capt Bell also wanted their names printed. MAINTENANCE AND SUPPORT COMPANY OC CSM Comdt H Hollebosch Belgian Army WO2 (CSM) B Mclean THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 Maintenance and Support Company are a Multi-National Company based in Wesel alongside the Bn HQ and 3 German Deployable Communications Modules (DCMs). The Company is 70% German with the remaining 30% being drawn from Belgium, Estonia, Canada, Netherlands, France and the UK. We have members of the Dutch Navy and German Air Force serving alongside the Army in what is a very diverse Company. Currently we are 65% manned and are standing a lot of gaps, including 15 empty PIDs for members of the Corps. fore. Having completed this we were now looking forward to getting some rest before the next set of activities. However the DS had other ideas and decided to attack us after a couple of hours of sleep resulting in us bugging out and moving to a pick up point along a track which they decided to use CS gas on. As I was near the front I got through and hadn’t even noticed it, however my German colleague was further back which allowed the gas to build up and he hadn’t brought a respirator with him, resulting in quite a few laughs from me. The Company is now firmly established in our new home in Wesel. Supply Section and the Technical Workshops have now moved into their new purpose built building and normal service has now resumed. The IS Department under the expert leadership of Sgt Matt Davis have now rolled out all the NATO Secret and NATO Unclas terminals to the Battalion. 12 months in location and we are still awaiting phones on our desks though! SSgt Harry Dunlop has set up a second home at the NATO CIS School in Latina and we hope to have him back with us soon. Once we arrived at the pickup point we were moved to an as yet undisclosed location. This turned out to be the Danish Sgts naval training school where they had us doing various activities in the pool which wouldn’t have been too hard under normal circumstances, however after a couple of days out with little sleep was extremely tiring and a tiny bit embarrassing as I had neglected to bring swimming trunks and had to take part in my underwear. Outside of Wesel we have deployed personnel in support of various other agencies and on numerous tasks. We deployed 2 German soldiers to Mons to man the VTC for a 3 month period and have recently sent a German soldier to Poggio Renatico in support of Operation UNIFIED PROTECTOR. LCpl Jimmy Campbell and OR-9 De Roeck (Belgian Army) deployed to Konya in Turkey and Cpl Wayne Jordan joined the Danish DCM on a military exercise in Denmark. EXERCISE FROZEN ONIONS – by Cpl Jordan During March our Danish DCM organised a Battle Camp to train their soldiers in basic patrol skills and field administration which they invited members of the rest of the Bn to attend. I was one of the people who attended along with OR-5 Barufe who is a German soldier serving in M&S Coy alongside me. As can be expected on the day of deployment the weather decided to let us down and forced us to do our initial move into location in the rain and being in Denmark this also meant fairly cold rain, which luckily didn’t last for the entire week we were going to be out. Due to only having 4 full days out and having a lot they wished to achieve we got straight into the swing of things and moved to the area we would be occupying on foot and quickly setup our harbour area before embarking on the first patrols of the exercise. For the first part of the exercise we were equipped with their version of the laser equipment used to simulate being hit which made things more interesting as I had never used this equipment before on any exercise I had taken part in. I was also issued with the Danish standard issue rifle which was an experience as they have their magazine release in the same position as we would put our safety catch, resulting in me having to reattach the magazine a few times at critical moments due to habit. After we had all returned from our initial recce minus 2 Danish soldiers who had managed to get separated in the dark we were able to get a couple of hours sleep before embarking on the night attack on the farm. One thing the Danish army seemed to have no lack of is pyrotechnics as there were constant explosions and lights throughout every attack and a never ending supply throughout the exercise. For the second day our section was deployed to retrieve supplies and special weapons which of course as per any exercise were all pretty heavy equipment and food and left km’s away from our location. That evening we were informed that we would be completing an ambush on a convoy which again involved plenty of light and explosions including the opportunity to actually blow some stuff up which was recovered from the vehicles, again something I had never had the opportunity to play with beTHE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 On completion of this we were once again whisked off on the vehicles to another field location where we had our rifle barrels exchanged for 9mm barrels which can be used with FX ammunition. To those like me who had never heard of this before it is paintball but for a rifle which made me wonder just how much it was going to hurt. After a quick recce for each section on various locations we had the opportunity to get a couple of hours sleep before commencing an attack using the FX ammo which would mean some close fighting using it. When we got up we also got informed that the bridge had been closed and boats were being provided to cross the river, one per section. This idea wasn’t the most appealing one I had ever heard crossing about 1 km of river at midnight with the opportunity of freezing to death if you fell in. However, it turned out the boats were fairly stable and rowing across didn’t take as long as I anticipated, but I was still relieved to be getting out the other side. The attack on the house was then completed and I was lucky enough to be lead man and so got to feel just how much the FX ammunition hurt at close range despite having a few layers on due to the cold. On completion we made our way back to the harbour area where we were informed the transport wouldn’t be long to move us again. When we arrived at the next location they had a day of events planned as a section competition including going over the assault course with a cup of water to see who had the most left at the end and blindfolded mazes amongst other things. This culminated in going down there zip line which started about 15 metres up a tower and extended for about 100m down the field which I managed to do despite not really enjoying heights. Once the winner was announced we all headed back to Haderslev for a beer and shower before heading into town for much deserved extra drinks and food. All in all an enjoyable experience with a few firsts for me and many new people met as a result of visiting Denmark and taking part in this multinational event. WESEL FOOTBALL TOURNAMENT – by Cpl Taylor On a grey miserable Wesel summer morning Maintenance and Support Company turned up to the station annual 6 a side football tournament looking with a squad very German dominated with 3 token Brits to keep it international. There were 8 teams competing and it was run on a league basis meaning 7 games to test the fitness (or lack of) of the German soldiers! With minimal training time we were surprisingly optimistic once we had a look at the other teams attempting to play the beautiful game. The first game was such a walk over, even the CSM considered getting his tracksuit top off ready to come on. The second 89 game was a low point for the company, some of the more Ronaldoesque players realized that their tricks didn’t work in the wet and heads started to drop, we lost. A good Brecon debrief (using no swearwords) from Cpl Jay Taylor ensued and everyone was ready to go. Sgt Matt Davis got on for 4 mins in the next game and spent 3 mins 50 seconds fighting with the a very hostile German crowd, apparently it’s ok to be fouled and the ref will not blow but when a player dives near you it is a foul. Irrespective, we won the next few games and needed a win in the last game to Claim top spot outright. A tight fought game with 2nd place (a draw would see us top but with them having a game in hand could claim it as their own) this was prison rules football. The locals had really came out in force to support from the start with garage parties and gazebos set up on front lawns on every town we went through, it really did spur us on as we went from town to town. The local support had started to die down as we got into the early hours of the next day and the distance seemed to grow between each checkpoint (it was actually getting less). The halfway point was a welcome break and once we had retrieved our ‘halfway bags’ we popped our blisters, took some ibruprofen, changed our socks and put on some dry sports kit. We set off again and actually managed to increase our pace, the pit stop and also the sun coming up obviously helped. The 80km point was the point that I class as ‘the wall’. We had heard that the 3 of us along with the Belgian who was taking the slow approach to the event were the only team members left in the event, the rest had dropped out between the 30km and 70km mark. OR-5 Wilkowski (German Army) who had tried to run the whole way had got to the halfway mark in an incredible time of just over 5 hours and had run out of steam and pulled out, I did warn him. LCpl Jimmy Campbell decided to go on ahead of myself and MCpl Wayne Smart at the 80km point and managed to complete the 100km in a time of 14 hours 47 minutes. He made a wise choice as he managed to avoid the torrential rain which landed on us as we completed the last 5km, it definitely washed away any sense of humour that I had left! We completed the distance in a time of 15 hours and 51 mins and managed to finish in the Top 500. Congratulations to OR-4 Davy Colemont (Belgian The victorious Maintenance and Support Company team looking very smug Army) who came in just short of 18 hours, not bad for an old bloke! Cpl Taylor got the ball in defence and started out on a run into midfield on what can only be described as Moses parting the The ‘Death March’ is definitely a very different event and one red sea, up past midfield with ball still glued to his feet about that I would recommend to anyone who enjoys a challenge. 25 yards out he hit the ball with a shot that I am pretty sure We will enter a team again next year (I might drive the bus broke the sound barrier screaming into the bottom corner. It though). was vengeance for Euro 96 and Lampards goal that wasn’t. He rallied his troops who were ecstatic and ordered them to defend for the final 10 seconds of the game. The ref blew his whistle and the game and ultimately the tournament was won, and I fancy our chances again next year! DODENTOCHT 100KM ‘DEATH MARCH’ – by WO2 (CSM) Mclean The Dodentocht 100km march has been held annually in Bornem, Belgium since 1970 and now attracts more than 10,000 participants. One of the Belgian members of the Company suggested that we enter a team this year so, after a slow interest at first, we managed to get 9 willing volunteers and 2 additional volunteers from one of our German Sub-Units, DCM B. The event was due to start at 2100hrs on Fri 12 August so we set off from Germany just after lunchtime. Cpl Wayne Jordan had volunteered to drive one of the buses so we could not force him to do the event, however, his Sat Nav was so out of date we nearly didn’t arrive in Belgium for the event at all, he will now invest some of his LOA on a new one. Once we eventually arrived at the event we met up with our Belgian Team members, completed the final registration and then waited for the start. Everyone started discussing their separate plans to get through the 100km in under 24 hours, some were going to run until they couldn’t run anymore and some were going to walk the whole way and some were going to do a bit of both. LCpl Jimmy Campbell, MCpl Wayne Smart (Canadian Signals) and myself had decided to take the run walk approach of tabbing for 1km and running for 1km. 90 LCpl Campbell, WO2 (CSM) Mclean and MCpl Smart with only 25km left to go THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 SPORT ROYAL SIGNALS CANOE CLUB by SSgt Iain Lawson The Royal Signals Canoe Club (RSCC) consists of 2 primary paddle disciplines, Sprint and Marathon K1/K2’s (one man and 2 man flat water racing Kayaks) and Slalom, white water racing. This reflects the premier racing competitions held within Army and Tri-service paddle sport. There are, however, other new emerging fields in the areas of freestyle and surf kayaking. It is the RSCC’s aim to be a central point of contact to encourage, inform and support all competitive paddlers within the Royal Corps of Signals. News From Competitions: Slalom - In June a 22SR based entry led by SSgt (SSI) Gaz Craig came a credible fourth in the Army Inter Corps Championships held in sunny Llandysul. Freestyle - Sgt Pete Bale competed in this spectacular, aggressive, acrobatic discipline as a guest at the RAF championships. Sprint/Marathon - July saw the Inter Corps Sprint Marathon championships in Norwich dominated by a Royal Signals team winning both the team Sprint Trophy and team Marathon Trophy. Individual placing’s were as follows: K1 Marathon 1st Sig Tom Diaper 2nd SSgt Iain Lawson K1 Sprints 1st Sig Tom Diaper 3rd SSgt Iain Lawson K2 Marathon 1st Sig Tom Diaper and SSgt Iain Lawson 3rd Cpl Stu King and Maj John Catto RE 1st Sig Tom Diaper and SSgt Iain Lawson K2 Sprints Sig Tom Diaper inter corps championships Devizes to Westminster Canoe Race - This world famous 125mile, 77 portage race (Portage: run with Kayak around locks) takes place on the Kennet and Avon Canal and River Thames over the Easter weekend. This year 2 members of the Corps came out of their winter training regime to enter in the K1 and K2 categories. Maj James King produced an outstanding performance, winning the overall event for the second year running in a K2, (18hrs 8min) and SSgt Iain Lawson came 14th in the K1 class (21hrs 15min) raising £1000 for charity. A well done is also due to WO2 Pete Howson MBE (late Royal Signals) who won the Services Trophy with his son LCpl Lee Howson (20hrs 32min). Future events - LCpl Laura Radford is hoping to emulate her prior medal winning form joining Maj James King, Sig Tom Diaper and SSgt Iain Lawson at the Inter Services Sprint Marathon Championships at the National Watersports Centre in Nottingham. A Royal Signals Training camp and Championship will take place in June 2012 prior to the main Army Championships. Contact the author via DII for further details. SSgt Iain Lawson on completing the Devizes to Westminster Race LCpl Laura Radford at interservices THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 91 ROYAL SIGNALS PARTICIPATION IN THE ROLEX FASTNET RACE 2011 by Lt Col Adam Corkery The Rolex Fastnet Race only happens every other year and 2011 is a race year. It was decided over the winter to mount a Corps campaign to compete in the race, and specifically for the Services Trophy. Due to the fact that the race covers a minimum of 609 nautical miles of offshore sailing (and for most boats considerably more) and the fact that the level of exposure of yachts to Atlantic weather systems is potentially quite severe, there are strict criteria for both individuals and yachts to be allowed to enter; the tragedy of the 1979 race remains high in the consciousness of both organisers and aspirant participants. SSgt ‘Windy’ Gale was selected as the Corps’ skipper and devised a comprehensive programme of individual and collective training in order to allow us to qualify for the start. All crew were trained specifically in sea-survival as well as aspects of heavy weather sailing and incident management. This complete, the sailing programme commenced and we undertook a number of qualifying races to build the necessary sea-miles. Valuable lessons were learnt and we began to gel as a crew, learning new skills as well as about one another’s strengths and weaknesses. On Saturday 13 Aug 11, ‘Skywave’ crossed over to Cowes and final preparations were made for the start the following morning. Sunday dawned as a bright morning, but with considerably more wind than forecast. The first 24 hours were moderately uncomfortable with the boat well heeled over as she headed into the wind combined with the chop thrown up around several of the headlands that the course crosses in this period. We saw one boat dismasted on the first day and sympathised that their race had ended so early. Day 2 saw a drop in wind speed and a slightly more comfortable boat although the wind was replaced by rain and it was an extremely wet boat throughout the middle of the race. We rounded the Fasnet Rock on Wednesday some time after a yacht called ‘Rambler’ (a 100ft racing yacht) had capsized there having lost her keel - thankfully all crew were rescued Sgt Jo Thomas (RMAS) on the unscathed. After the Rock there were periods bow at the Fastnet rock of downwind sailing and we were able to fly spinnakers for short periods on days 4 and 5 resulting in good boat speeds as we headed for Plymouth and the finish. The line was crossed at 0430 on Friday morning after some 113 hours at sea. A day of work on the boat, the Royal Ocean Racing Club prizegiving and a tour of the highlights of Plymouth followed and we were disappointed to learn that despite our efforts, we had been pipped into second place in the Services Trophy by the Royal Engineers on ‘Redcoat’ who beat us by a frustratingly small margin of 25 minutes. We quickly decided that this wasn’t too bad over the course of a race of over 100 hours and were able to walk away with heads held high. Particular thanks must go to the Skipper and to the Mate, SSgt Greg Miller as well as to the other Corps’ Bosun, Sgt ‘MJ’ Holt for his support in the run up to the start. Next year’s campaign is in the early planning stages and all being well will see a series of Adventurous Training expedition legs deliver one of the JSASTC yachts to Malta in the autumn of 2012 followed by participation in the Rolex Middle Sea Race and then a series of legs to deliver the boat home to the UK. Watch this space!!! The Corps offshore racing team 2011 before the start 92 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 ARMY DINGHY SAILING CHAMPIONSHIPS 2011 - by 2Lt Alice Gifford THE LAGOS TROPHY On 12 July, 2 teams of keen sailors from the Royal Signals arrived at Thorney Island to take part in the Lagos Trophy. The Royal Signals had managed to pull together enough people to field 2 teams, - almost unheard of over the last few years! The event started with 2 days of sail training, culminating in the actual competition which started on the Thursday morning. The sail training was a good opportunity for us to relearn (or learn!) our sailing skills – some needed to get used to sailing a dinghy as opposed to a yacht! Once we were all acquainted with the Laser 2000 and with our now highly polished sailing skills we began to learn team racing. For those new to this peculiarity of dinghy sailing, team racing is where a race is won by the team’s total of points at the finish. It displays an interesting dynamic in the fact that the team with the first boat across the line may not win. It also leads to some interesting sailing and interpretation of the rules to allow your other team members to overtake the ‘enemies’ boat and guarantee a good position at the finish. The sail training days ended with a tactics talk from Ed Morris, an accomplished team racer. The Royal Signals Dinghy Team 2011 R Signals A Team: R Signals B Team: Maj Rachel Limbrey (Capt) and 2Lt Alice Gifford Lt Rich Greener and Maj Ewan Watson WO2 Stu Southan and Sig Matt Farrell Capt ‘Taff’ Owens (Capt) and Sgt Bernie Steadman Lt Col Julian Bunce and OCdt Kirsty Clafton SSgt Daz Offord and LCpl John Hibbert Cpl Gav Manning Once we had honed our sailing and team racing techniques it was time to start the competition in earnest. There were 7 teams all together; Army Air Corps, Royal Signals A, Royal Signals B, RLC, REME, AGC and Combat Arms. The first day of the trophy began with all the teams racing each other to decide the teams in the finals. Royal Signals A team performed particularly well finishing first at the end of the day, having won all of their races. The Royal Signals B team were tied in joint fourth (between 3 teams). Thursday evening saw a team debrief around the BBQ and later on in the bar in order to hone our plan for the following day. The last day saw the Royal Signals B team win all their races in the play off and as a result overall beat the REME and RLC A teams. The Royal Signals A team had a hard fought battle against the Combat Arms (who had brought in some additional talent for the final day!) in the Semi Finals. With some superb close racing, the Corps won the first 2 races to take them through to the Army Dinghy Championships 2011 finals. The finals saw more wind on the race course which gave the opposition, the heavier Army Air Corps team, the edge in the finals. Despite winning every race until the finals, the Army Air Corps sailed superbly and after an exceptionally close final, the Royal Signals had to settle for 2nd overall. However, an excellent result as Army Dinghy Championships Runners up. The final results in order were; AAC, Royal Signals A team, Combat Arms, AGC, Royal Signals B team, REME then the RLC. Royal Signals A Team with their prizes: L to R – Maj Ewan Watson, Lt Rich Greener, WO2 Stu Southan, Maj Rachel Limbrey, 2Lt Alice Gifford, Sig Matt Farrell THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 Royal Signals Dinghy sailing goes from strength to strength and it was a superb event with new younger talent being brought into the sport. A number of the Corps team have been selected for the Inter Services later in the year. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 93 BRAEMAR HIGHLAND GATHERING 2011 INTER-SERVICES TUG OF WAR CHAMPIONSHIPS - by Capt J Reid Braemar, the recognised Inter-service “Blue Ribbon” Tug of War event of the year takes place annually on the 1st Sat in Sep and is highly sought after, many teams considerer this tournament more important than winning the Army Championships. This may be down to the fact that it is held in the presence of HM the Queen, Prince Philip and other members of the Royal family and VIPs’ including the Prime Minister. Having won against all odds in 2010 the Regt was under severe pressure to retain the Braemar Shield which dates back to 1954. Joining 11 (RSS) SR in May I was keen to join the Regtl team and pulled at the Herts County show, an inter-service event on my 1st weekend. I was most impressed by the standard of the pulling as many of the squad members were Phase 2 trainees. Technique, strength, determination and team work, all essential ingredients to the basis of a good team was abundantly clear to see. Over the season it was becoming obvious that the “battle for Braemar” was going to be more fought after and one “too close to call” than it had been for many years. Many Army teams were winning different weight categories at major events with the impressive 17 Port and Maritime RLC winning the Army 640Kg (Braemar weight); the Gunners of 19, 1 RHA, 3RHA, 14 and 40 Fld RA all jostling for top slot and 30 and 11 (RSS) Sig Regts within our Corps looking impressive; all teams mentioned had the capability and potential in taking the Braemar Shield on the day. The long journey to Braemar was only interrupted by the team stopping over night at York to train with a Mr Denis Watson, a renowned Yorkshire Champion coach who put the team through its paces, fine-tuned some of the imperfections and demonstrated to the team how much more improvement there was to be had and to show how far the bar could be raised in training output. We left not knowing if this new found knowledge of our shortcomings would be a benefit or if it would dent the team’s moral and optimism? Only time would tell! The team arrived in Braemar and continued to train hard as the “1st 8” was still collectively 20k over weight. A managed weight loss programme had to be finely balanced as the squad was aware of the dangers of turning up on the day weakened and dehydrated, there was no room for error. A high point of the training was Capt Steve Sutherlands suggestion that we all go for a swim in a local river as in the previous year to sort out the tired muscles and niggles that were starting to appear. Initially there was much reluctance in delving into the Highlands icy waters in the month of Sep, it certainly was not for the light hearted! However, the day came, with the team comfortably making the weight, most of the team had lost an average of 5kg each in 3 days and I for one was concerned with the possible negative effect of this extreme weight loss. There were 12 teams in total; split into 2 groups of 6 with the Regt having 1 RHA, 26 and 40 Fld RA in their group, the latter being the most successful Braemar winning team having won it an unbelievable 14 times since 1980. Having avoided the 2 main favourites, 30 SR and 17 Port and Maritime Regt RLC, the team was still up beat. Marching out in front of a reported 15,000 spectators for our first heat was a new experience for most of the team and especially the phase 2 trainees of Sig Chris Boney, Sig ‘Pluto’ O’Shea and our coach for the day Sig ‘T-Boy’ Porter. The first end saw the Regt win against a strong 1 RHA; 94 The 11 (RSS) Sig Regt and 30 Sig Regt Braemar Teams THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 confidence was high although this was short lived as we lost the 2nd end, realising that the competition area was “endy” i.e. the ground at one end gave more of an advantage than the other. Our young and in-experienced team responded brilliantly taking the 3rd and winning end to the relief of all. The team went on by comfortably winning against the RAF and 6 RLC. The last 2 pulls were against 26 Reg RA and 40 Fld RA, arguably the 2 strongest teams within our league. This proved correct as 26 Reg RA beat us which meant that our team had to beat 40 Fld RA by 2 straight ends and then wait on the outcome between the last pull of the heats against 26 Reg RA and 1 RHA if we were to qualify for the semi-finals. Fortunately this was won by 26 Reg which meant that we went through as runners-up. The other league had been won and dominated by a most impressive 30 SR side that had not lost an “end” all day. This resulted in the 2 R SIGNALS units being drawn together in the semi-finals with the majority tipping 30 SR to go through to the final. The team knew that to beat 30SR we had to improve from our disjointed performance in the heats. It was decided that we had to strengthen the front to protect the back’s more inexperienced phase 2 pullers. SSgt ‘Geordie’ White, who at the ripe old age of 47 and with over 25 years of pulling under his belt was moved forward to No.4. This repositioning felt good on the practice rope before the semi-final and the team went out more positive. Both teams lined up to what many were describing as the toughest pull of the day with the winner expected to go on and take the final. 30 and 11 did not disappoint and unexpectedly we took the 1st end after a very tight pull. We knew that the work had only just begun and 30 would hit us hard in the second end. True enough 30 produced the tightest rope that we had felt all day. After a long “hold” we started to make progress and pulled 30 inch by inch to wards the line only to be stopped with a massive “lift”. It was now the turn of 30 to drag us all the way back towards the winning line. Inches from defeat, what can only be described as a last gasp “squeal” coming from SSgt White somehow stopped the rot and the rope stopped and came again to us. With both teams now barely able to stand, not to mention hold and pull the rope, we mustered the inner-strength and determination to pull 30 SR the long and seemingly unending way back. 11 (RSS) SR had against the odds beaten the heavily fancied 30 SR and it was widely agreed that a crowd pleaser there had not been for many a year. The finals were conducted on a fresh piece of grass in front of the Royal Box with HM the Queen and Prince Philip looking on with interest. 11 would face 17 Port and Maritime in the final. After the epic encounter with 30 SR many wondered how much 11 had “left in their tanks”. A fresh 17 Port & Maritime had gleefully witnessed our battle with 30 SR and were now tipped as favourites. The team’s were piped out in front of the15,000+ spectators who witnessed 11 (RSS) SR win a relatively smooth (in comparison to the semi’s against 30 SR) win by 2 ends to nil. The team was faced by an exuberant SOINC who had quickly recovered from his fell run to see a Corps unit win Braemar for the sixth time in the last 9 years, with 11 (RSS) SR the only R SIGNAL team to win it 3 times. This team was the 1st that had won Braemar with a father and son (Spr White, affiliated from 1 RSME) in its ranks. A special mention must go to our coach Sig ‘T-Boy’ Porter who was presented the Braemar Shield from HM the Queen; a 1st for a Phase 2 trainee, a truly proud moment. I echo the words from last year’s submission from Capt Sutherland by saying that what I found most impressive was the attitude and approach of the team which ultimately won us the competition. On the rope they showed immense self discipline when under severe mental and physical pressure. When competing against reportedly better team’s they demonstrated courage and determination and at all times showing respect for others through good sportsmanship, never becoming presumptuous or arrogant. They are a credit to the Regiment. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 95 CORPS GOLF ROYAL SIGNALS AUTUMN MEET 7/8 SEPTEMBER 2011 – by Keith Pritchard The Royal Signals Autumn Golf meeting was held at The Ashley Wood Golf Club (TAWGC) over the period 7/8 May 2011. This Meet is always seen as the secondary event behind the Spring Championships and has, in the past, drawn only a small field. This year, however, saw some 62 golfers vie for the title of Autumn Champion. Day One saw a 0730 start to the Medal round on a magnificently presented course. The weather was dry and overcast but the infamous Ashley Wood wind was howling across the course ready to punish any wayward shots. The Medal round is broken down into both gross and nett categories, so 2 chances of winning. The conditions were such that only 8 players managed to achieve handicap or better, the best being Sgt Richard Blackburn (16 Sig Regt) who came in with a nett 66, 3 shots clear of Capt Bob Pace (USSO) to become the 2011 Handicap Champion. In the scratch competition there were only 2 in the race. Bob Pace was once again the bridesmaid, losing out by a shot to Sig Ross Wilson (22 Sig Regt) who carded a gross 73. Following lunch it was back to the course to compete in the individual Stableford competition, a more relaxed event but still against an unforgiving course. Handicap Trophy winner - Sgt Richard Blackburn The competition was eventually won by Mr Keith Fisher with a score of 40 points, followed home by Capt Tek Rai 2 points behind. Day 2 and the winds were down (a little) and all the pins suitably re-positioned. Again a 0730 start for the morning Stableford round, both an individual contest but also the Team/Inter Unit event. Competition was much closer with Cpl Dakswor Rai (11 (RSS) Sig Regt)and Cpl James Russell (10 Sig Regt) both coming in with 38 points, Daks taking it on count back. In the team competition “The Old Boys” of Derek Deegan, Chris Cullington, Angus MacPherson and Keith Fisher beat off the challenge of 22 Sig Regt (Capt Gerry McGachy, Capt Ash Ingham, SSgt Somras Tamang and Cpl Bhupal Gurung) to win the event, however 22 Sig Regt gain the honour of being Autumn Meet inter Unit champions. The afternoon was a much more relaxed event, a 9 hole Texas Scramble. Twenty teams of 3 wearily set off to finish the tournament, the only thing now at stake was personal pride. Another close fought event saw Sgt Kev Potts (BGSU), Cpl Dakswor Rai (11 (RSS) Sig Regt) and SSgt Steve Pearce (BGSU) return as winners coming in with a score of 26.8, a mere 0.2 ahead of Sig Lee Flindall (3 Div Sig regt), Cpl Allan Moffatt (11 (RSS) Sig Regt) and Mr Ian Plenderleith. The President of Corps Golf, Col Olly Halstead, thanked TAWGC for their continued support to Corps Golf, outstanding catering and an impeccable and challenging course before presenting the prizes. 96 Scratch Trophy winner - Sig Ross Wilson THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 ROYAL SIGNALS NORTH AUTUMN MEETING – CATTERICK 9 SEPTEMBER 2011 – by Steve Watson The recent meeting was held on a warm, breezy and somewhat cloudy day at Catterick golf course. The field due to a number of unfortunate circumstances was down from previous meetings but never the less it turned out to be a very enjoyable meeting for all. Catterick was back to the good old days, in magnificent condition with the greens reasonably fast but true and continued to play its usual tricks on the unsuspecting golfer. We thank Catterick for their kind hospitality and anyone who has not played there should at some point in their playing career make an effort to play one of the most testing courses in the north. The morning commenced with a Better Ball with 10 teams followed by an 18 Hole Individual Stableford in the afternoon. Div 1 Winner – Ray Chalmers The usual Bandito’s prevailed with Wally Bacon and Steve May taking the spoils and trophy with a magnificant 24 pts over the nine holes. Second were Dick Bush and Ian Barnes with 23 pts and in third were Tez Fish and John Turner winning on count back with 19 pts. The afternoon continued with the field broken down into 2 divisions, Scratch to 15 and 16 to 28. Winners were: Div 1 Roy Chambers 36 pts, Runner up John Lyon also 36 points Third Wally Bacon with 34 pts. Keith Raistrick won Div 2 and the overall Salver with a magnificent 37 pts with Steve May 33 pts in runner up position and John Turner in third. Better Ball Winners - Wally Bacon and Steve May After a very enjoyable meal which was as usual well presented and of a high quality Brig Howard Ham kindly presented the prizes. The Society is gaining in strength and players from the whole of UK have entered over the years and we hope this will continue. Players wishing to take part should contact Steve Watson or go through the Corps Golf Secretary for further information. Our next meeting is at Catterick Golf Club on Friday 18 may and Friday 24 August 2012. Overall Winner - Kevin Raistrick Capt (Retd) Steve Watson by email: steveandlinda.watson@btinternet.com THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 97 THE 2011 OPEN GOLF CHAMPIONSHIPS – by Maj Ally Duncan It’s a tough job but somebody has to do it! If you have even the slightest interest in golf there is nowhere better to be on the third weekend of July than at the Open Golf Championship. Some windswept, rainy, ageing seaside resort, whose best days were when Queen Victoria ruled 2/3rds of the world, will be hosting the greatest golf show on the planet. This year it was Sandwich in Kent which boasts the fantastic Royal St Georges Golf Club, home to the Open on 13 previous occasions. The Army, invited by the R&A, send 40 Army Golf Association members to provide Marshals and Media Liaison Officers to the Open for the week. The Marshalls work in 3 man teams for the big named players assisting with crowd control and general security duties. The week starts on the Sunday before when the military marshals have to book into the accommodation, receive their brief from the R&A Chief Marshall Brig Tony Kerr, and be issued their clothing. Unfortunately one of the Corps’ new boys withdrew by text on that morning and having secured the slot for the Royal Signals I was keen to get a Corps man to replace him. WO1 Carl Tucker jumped at the chance as did Sgt Kev Potts who the Corps Golf Secretary had offered as a possible volunteer. Disappointingly with only one slot to fill Kev will now be top of my list for 2012 if he is still interested. The Monday gives all the marshals their first chance to see the links but in reality it was only filler before half of the lads headed off to the nearest Final Local Qualifying course to take on the Royal Navy Marshals in the annual 20 a-side Military Marshals Cup. The sponsored match and following dinner raised money for charity with £570 and £300 being raised for Help for Heroes and Marie Curie respectively. Disappointingly at Littlestone Golf Club the Army team lost again to the Navy. Tuesday and Wednesday are practice days for the players and an opportunity for the Army teams to meet the players that they will work for and practice their own TTPs. Working for US Open Champion Rory McIlroy for the week caused a 0630 start for his practice round with Darren Clarke. Such an early start meant that there were very few spectators and the 3 Army Marshals near doubled the gallery that were accompanying the start of their round. A little number of spectators means a little amount of noise and therefore you can hear and become part of the banter between the players. After 6 holes Rory and Darren joined up with the defending champion Louis Oosthuizen and the Masters champion Charl Schwartzel. Their practice rounds were transformed into a Northern Ireland v South Africa match. Singlehandedly Rory defeated the other 2 Major champions with Darren reduced to providing only verbal support. Clarkes’ play was so poor that morning that none of my team would have risked even 50p on him walking onto the 18th green as the Open Champion on the final Sunday. How wrong we were! If your player is not on the course you are free to either watch the golf or go and play local courses. Lt Col Gary Hawker RLC, who heads the Army Marshals, had organised cheap golf at many of the courses, so plenty cash saved for spending in the bar at RAF Manston. Carl Tucker and I were both defeated, twice, by our other team member ASM Mark Wilson of the REME, although we did out drink him. The RAF certainly knows how to accommodate their lads; single man bunks fitted with TV’s and ‘hot & cold running toilets’ in each room. Ex Corps Sgt Mark ‘Shaggy’ Shaw has marshalled at 14 Open’s, however due to his hard fought battle with cancer he was unable to work this year. He did however come down for 2 days with his lovely new wife Trisha to savour the golf and join us all for a meal one evening. Another ex Corps man Chris Cullington was working at his first Open in 5 years and although initially disappointed to be filling a Media Liaison role he soon settled into the job. The ‘freebies’ and contact with the press rapidly made up for it and being invited out for drinks with the BBC commentary team. There are few buzzes better than walking onto the 1st tee with your players on the first competition day. A quick round of introductions to the scorers and R&A officials and your off walking 18 holes with Rory, Ernie Els and Ricky Fowler. A windy day and a wayward tee shot very quickly had us into the middle of the crowd, parting the gallery like the Red Sea for Moses, so that Ernie Els can recover onto the course. The 5 hours pass in a flash and before you realise it you are walking off the 18th guiding your players through the hordes of autograph hunters. Thanks from the players, caddies, officials, a quick pint of Bulmers and it’s off to either watch or play more golf. Each day follows a similar format and is always completed with a night of ‘debriefings’ in the bar where the day’s events are covered in detail. Who appeared most on TV, who was in most of the newspaper photos attracts fines and ridicule if the cameraman did not catch your best side. In my 7 years of involvement I’ve managed to get a number of lads marshalling of which WO1 Carl Tucker, SSgt Andy Butler, Sgt Aidi Bennet and Cpl Jim Russell were all Corps members. Very much like the Masons, it’s hard to get in but once there it’s hard to give up. The 2012 Open is taking place at Royal Lytham & St Annes on the Lancashire coast and hopefully the Royal Signals will have an even stronger representation. Perhaps if the President of Corps Golf, Col Olly Halstead, has taken up the offer of membership at Royal Lytham we may even be invited in for a brew! 98 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 ROYAL SIGNALS ASSOCIATION Branch News. The worst part of my job is to hear of the passing of old friends. In Aug we lost Bill Winder who, up to July, was Hon Secretary of the Chester Branch. I’d known Bill since the mid 70s at Bunde and we always enjoyed a chat about the good old days at the RSA AGM each year. We also lost Ray Woolley of the Cotswolds Branch. Ray was a lovely chap and, together with his wife Jean, kept the Branch afloat for several years. Both Bill and Ray were great supporters of the Corps and RSA and will be missed by their many friends in the Assn. Corps Memorial Book. The book can be found by the link at the foot of the RSA home page at: www.royalsignalsassociation.co.uk If you would like a name added, please let me know. Tributes may be made by creating a ‘celebration page’ for a loved one or friend. There is no cost involved. Face Book. Not everyone’s cup of tea, however the RSA Facebook page does have some wicked squaddie humour and reminiscences. RSA Annual General Meeting. The 67th AGM of the RSA will be held in the Victory Services Club, London on Sat 24 March 2012. All Life Members of the RSA are eligible and welcome to attend the meeting, which starts at 1030 hrs. Any points for the agenda must be received at Assn HQ by 1 March 2012. E-Mail Addresses. One of the services provided by Assn HQ is to pass on messages to members – sometimes good news about reunions or get togethers, but sometimes sad news when an old friend or colleague passes away. This service is easy and swift when we have the person’s e-mail address. However, when we don’t, the message gets through slowly (or too late in cases of funerals). A large proportion of members have kindly provided their e-mail address, but there are too many who haven’t. If you haven’t had an e-mail from us in the last month or so, may we invite you to send us your e-mail address. We promise not to disclose this (or any other personal detail) to other persons. All contact is “relay through me – (remember that?) Many members will have changed addresses and not informed us – if you are one such member, please get in touch with us at: rsa@royalsignals.mod.uk New Life Members. A warm welcome to the following recently enrolled Life Members: Maj Susan Aitken LCpl Robert Bedingfield Sgt Diana Bland Sgt Steve Bland Sig Peter Brady Cpl Robert Bray LCpl Rod Catlin Maj Susan Aitken LCpl Robert Bedingfield Sgt Diana Bland Sgt Steve Bland Sig Peter Brady Cpl Robert Bray LCpl Rod Catlin Sgt Paul Compton LCpl John Cosadinos Sig Lee Cousins Sig John Davies Sig Brian Dennis LCpl Steven Edmonds Cpl Lynne Elder 1974-date 1972-78 1988-99 1986-99 1998-99 1982-89 1981-87 1974-date 1972-78 1988-99 1986-99 1998-99 1982-89 1981-87 1986-95 1942-46 1991-95 1954-56 1966-75 1974-83 1970-83 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 SSgt Les Eldridge WO2 Navik Elliott Cpl Carol Ellis WO2 Roy Ellis Cpl Edward Evans Sgt Tony Evans WO1 Clarke Fatchett Cpl Gary Flint WO2 Jason Garner Sig Carl Gatrell SSgt Gary Gough Sig James Hampton Sgt John Harrison LCpl Luke Haynes LCpl Niels Heffernan Sgt Chas Hook Cpl Gary Howe Sgt Peter Hovenden-Jones Sig Phillip Jones Sgt Steven Lowery Cpl Dave Lyon 1975-07 1990-date 1962-71 1963-84 1970-80 1950-69 1992-date 1982-94 1988-date 1985-95 1988-date 1956-62 1975-80 2005-date 1979-88 1971-93 1975-88 1978-92 1970-79 1989-12 1979-92 Sig Peter Malloy LCpl Chris Manderson LCpl Chris Maskell Cpl Stuart McMillan Lt Steven McNeillie LCpl Dave McInnes Sig Scott McLaren Maj Terence McVey WO2 Paul Millington Cpl Stephen Mitchell Col Peter Myhill OBE LCpl Gareth Nuttall LCpl Sandy Patterson SSgt Heidi Peebles Sig Robert Phee Sig David Protheroe Cpl Dave Robinson Cpl Maurice Self Sgt Eileen Smith Sgt Eric Smith Sig Gregor Smith 1975-82 1971-83 1974-85 1999-11 2009-date 1983-90 2006-10 1980-date 1988-11 1964-69 1962-93 1983-87 1962-68 1983-date 1981-89 1955-57 1980-96 1956-59 1963-79 1970-91 1994-98 99 Cpl James Smith Sig Paul Smith Sig Paul Sowsbery LCpl Ted Sutton WO2 Karen Swan 1958-70 1992-97 1976-79 1971-86 1983-date Sgt Peter Thomas Cpl Ryan Thorpe LCpl Lynne Tunstall WO2 Roger Wade DONATIONS The North Irish Horse Regt Assn £500.00 Denbury Boys Ten Tor (50th Anniversary) Team £43.96 John Jones £10.00 Chester Branch RSA £150.00 Lt Col (Retd) R F Rutherford £16.88 Keith Sayers in memory of Russell Adey BEM £60.00 Church collection at the 2011 RSA Reunion £565.11 Collected by exercise cyclists from 11 Sig Regt at the RSA Reunion £200.00 East London Branch RSA £200.00 Aldershot Branch RSA £155.50 Maj (Retd) Barry Greenwood £15.00 RSA Area 2 Carol Service 2010 (Project Noel) £204.00 Dennis Jones £10.00 Exmouth Branch RSA £25.00 In memory of Lewis Williams cheques totaling £200.00 Keith Greenhalgh £3.00 Graham March £10.00 Certa Cito Lodge £30.0 S Clout £30.00 R Waldron £30.00 M Woodham £75.00 Vic Read £4.00 Patricia Rees in memory of her father James (Bill) Spry £250.00 Maj (Retd) R H Blizard £187.00 Closure of 40 Sig Regt(V) accounts £3000.00 215 Sig Sqn from auction of rank £224.42 Sgt Paul Howe from abseiling the Blandford Tower £500.00 Mrs Georgina Brown £10.00 Bill and Olive Irving – with fond memories of Sally-Ann Reggler £50.00 1964-76 2001-11 1978-85 1991-date LCpl Martin Whitesmith Sgt Brian Wilkinson Cpl Andy Woodhouse Cpl Michael Yarrow 1971-84 1988-11 1985-91 1970-72 garage area and saw an excellent demonstration and display of equipment including some very special comms hardware, personal weapons and personal items. Signallers, both male and female, were dressed in all the different uniforms they have to wear, from the latest camouflage kit to very smart blues and those highly polished boots and yes, they still use spit and polish! Sqn members were all clearly proud of the work they do and of the squadron of which they are a part. Finally, we were given lunch Army style. Not quite compo and mess tins but close. All in all, a very memorable visit. Thank you Major John and thank you and good wishes to all members of 251 Sig Sqn - a very special unit. After an unbroken tenure of 16 years in the Garrison Sgts’ Mess, we experienced a brand new venue for our annual Quiz Night: The Buller Barracks Sgts’ Mess. We were delighted with the arrangements made by the Mess Staff under the watchful supervision of WO1 Sven Gronn, SSM 251 Sig Sqn. We had been a little apprehensive that the departure of 261 Sqn from Aldershot would lead to a decrease in attendance, but our fears were allayed. The redoubtable 251 Sqn produced 5 teams, there were 2 teams from Fowler Trg Sqn, Pirbright and a team from 661 Tp. All this, with strong support from Aldershot and Reading Branches, not forgetting the WRAC Lionesses led to a highly satisfying total of 19 teams. Quizmaster Neville Lyons had compiled some innovative rounds to get the brain cells in motion. The scoreboard was conscientiously supervised by Gill Overton and Edelgard Moss. The brilliant ‘Lionesses’ were, not for the first time, outright winners, with ‘The Choughs’ from Aldershot runners up. And, yes, 251 Sqn proved their intellectual mettle, their ‘Boss with his Bosses’ team achieving a very respectable third place. The Mess produced an excellent buffet at half time, while the evening was rounded off with the raffle draw and copious prizes, organised meticulously by Mary Pagan and Jean Wilson. ALDERSHOT BRANCH Chairman Secretary Noel Moss Mary Pagan The Aldershot Branch works hard to develop and maintain active links with the serving Corps and is fortunate in having (mostly) 2 Sig Sqns based in the Aldershot area. Imagine our delight when OC 251 Sig Sqn, Maj John Wright, invited the Branch to visit and what a pleasure it proved to be. A sizeable party duly assembled in the Sqn rest room and, once refreshed by coffee, Major John gave presentation about the organisation, equipment and roles of the Sqn. It was full of interest and enabled us to sense the very real challenges and excitement of their various roles. The emergency comms roles are not normally visible to the public, unless you are unfortunate enough to be involved, but the public duties role is visible if low profile. So, the next time you watch Trooping the Colour or a similar parade, look closely and see how many of the highly polished boots lining The Mall belong to a Signaller complete with earpiece and concealed two-way radio. And the Guards Colonel commanding the parade on horseback, isn’t that a comms earpiece he is wearing? He is not a Signaller but he relies on one for critical information for timing purposes or in the event of an ‘incident’. Following this fascinating presentation we went out to the 100 The Boss with his Bosses, 251 Sig Sqn EXMOUTH BRANCH Exmouth Branch held a special luncheon at The Hare and Hounds, Sidbury on 27 July to honour its WW2 Veterans. It was discovered that one of these veterans was not a Life Member of the RSA and steps were taken, with the help of Peter Cuckow, to rectify the ‘oversight’ at this event. At the conclusion of the meal a very surprised Joe Daniels was presented with his Life Membership book and 2 veterans badges by Branch Chairman, John Wright. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 After the presentation Joe, who is a very sprightly 99 years old, thanked Branch members, saying that he had never met such a happy and friendly group of people and that he was proud to be one of them. He then joined the rest of the WW2 veterans for a group picture. Front: Carole Cameron Heather Loveday. Back: Jim Reilly, Chris Stitt, Lynda Whitley, John Loveday, Sammy Allen, George Cook Lt Col (Retd) Jim Brown TD. Jim continues to progress towards good health since he suffered a cerebral haemorrhage in March. We hope Jim can give us a talk before too long about his long and interesting Regular and TA service in Royal Signals including Korea. The increase in NI Branch membership following the disbandment of 40 (U) Sig Regt (V) was anticipated and pleasing but the regular attendance of some of the new members has been disappointing. Recruiting needs to get back on our agenda once again. There are ex-Royal Signals personnel resident in Northern Ireland who do not wish to join the RSA but others who don’t know that we exist. WW2 Veterans: Standing: Denzil Taylor, Jack Mount, Alf Kennard, Joe Riley Seated: Ruby Stubbs, Edgar Shearn, Joe Daniels NORTHERN IRELAND BRANCH Chairman Hon Sec Mr Jim Reilly Capt Ian Wolfe We are pleased that Maj David Chrystal BEM has accepted the post of NI Branch Archivist following the resignation on health grounds of Edgar McCall. Dave was a serving member of 40 (U) Sig Regt (V) until its recent disbandment. He is going to be busy working with others in preparing an “Account of Royal Signals at Clonaver Park from 1938/39 until 2010/11” He is a photographer so he will begin by interviewing members who have stories to tell and taking their photos. Maj (Retd) Bill Nesbitt TD has resigned from the position of Branch Membership Secretary. Capt Ian Wolfe, Hon Sec, will take on that role until another volunteer is appointed. Carole Cameron BEM, a Visiting Officer amongst many other duties, once again arranged the trip to the Blandford Reunion this year. There were fewer members from the Province than last year. This was partly because 2 of the older members, Bill Nesbitt and Denis Gilpin, were no longer up to all that walking. We didn’t want to depend on luck like last year to get us to events, such as an English RSA member with a Jaguar, a rare camp bus and a passing ambulance. George Cook sent us a very good report on the visit this year. Heather Loveday and Carole Cameron plan to go with 2 friends to the National Memorial Arboretum on 3-6th Oct this year. Randy Cush is education co-ordinator at the Arboretum but in the early 80’s she was a member of 85 Sqn in 40 (U) Sig Regt (V) and she knows Heather and Carole well. We look forward to getting a good story back but, it will have to wait until the December Edition of The Wire. THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 Good news: It is hoped that an RSA Dinner Night will be held on 18th November. As usual, we issue an invitation to all serving or ex-members of Royal Signals, regular or TA and ex-members of ATS/WRAC who served with Royal Signals, to join us at Clonaver Park TA Centre Belfast, on the third Wednesday of each month. SOUTH LONDON BRANCH The “hard core” of the Branch have been keeping themselves busy so far this year with quizzes, talks, visits and general gettogethers and we’re now looking forward to the period of lunches and dinners associated with the cooler months. In the meantime we’ve had the pleasure of welcoming new, thankfully younger, members Alfie Davidson, Sue Edwards and Michael Stephenson into our ranks. We meet in the evening of the second Thursday of each month at the Croydon Bowling Club so if anyone wishes to join us please feel free to do so and/or contact the Hon Sec, Steve Bland, on 020 8656 9740. Members enjoying the sun and breeze on Beachy head during the Eastbourne ‘Airbourne’ show in August 101 56 DIV (LONDON SIGNALS) OCA The OCA held its AGM on 27 March and one of the features was a cake and 60 mini-cakes donated by George Membry, one of our Associate Members. The cake depicted members of 831 Tp, 47 Sqn, on exercise. Last year a similar cake was presented to Headley Court. Having disposed of the minicakes to members attending the AGM, it was decided to present the main cake to the Royal Hospital, Chelsea for the Pensioners to enjoy. The Hospital WO, WO1 Bob Appleby, kindly arranged for In Pensioner Frank Buttifant to be “on parade” to receive the cake from the OCA Chairman John Robson and Hon Sec Steve Bland. with 260 Sig Sqn all those years ago when the men were with 36 Heavy Air Defence Regt RA, in the infantry role, on an Op BANNER tour in Ireland and they were given free rein to visit the shops when they liked. The AGM was held on Saturday afternoon. Sam Sahota and Helen sent their apologies, via Goldie Peters. Helen’s parents had taken a stroke within an hour of each other, both are out of danger. All members wish them a speedy recovery. Steve Freeman- Pannent sent his We understand that the cake went down well. Our next visit to the Hospital will be to attend the Governor’s Parade on 4 September. The Association held its Ladies night at the Congress Hotel in Eastbourne on 9 April and welcomed members of the Eastbourne Branch to share the festivities. Apart from an excellent meal and company, the raffle raised £208 – a stunning amount for such a John Robson presenting the cheque to relatively small Alison Hunter gathering. Given that 2 April was World Autism Awareness Day, an autism charity was chosen to benefit from our efforts. On 9 August Hon Sec Steve Bland and Chairman John Robson visited the Burgess Autistic Trust (BAT) in Bromley and presented the cheque to Chief Executive Alison Hunter. The OCA’s annual dinner is to be held on Friday 25 November at the Union Jack Club, Waterloo, London at which our Guest of Honour will be Keith Pritchard, Editor of The Wire. 260 SIGNAL SQUADRON (SAM) ASSOCIATION On the first weekend of May, members of 260 Sig Sqn (SAM) Association assembled at the Drees Hotel Dortmund for their annual reunion. Most members from the UK travelled by air to Düsseldorf and then by train to Dortmund arriving Friday afternoon. Les Harrison was the path finder and travelled over on the Thursday. He had to make sure the hotel cellar bar was in good order. He reported to the members that all the beer pumps were fully functional and he had tested each one. Ann and Chris Conroy decided to travel with Ryan Air to Düsseldorf. They would like to point out that “Ryan Air Düsseldorf” is not the Düsseldorf as they know it but the old RAF base at Laarbruch. The 2 hour train journey to Dortmund was enjoyable. Monika and Mick Lloyd Williams travelled to Dortmund by car. They were welcomed to Dortmund by a Belgian lady driver who shunted Mick’s car in the rear. Mick reported that no one was hurt apart from the lady’s car bumper, very handy things tow hooks. Saturday morning saw the members’ heading off to visit various parts of Dortmund. apologies; Ulla, his beloved wife, had a stroke a few days before they were due to travel to Dortmund. Steve reports are that Ulla is doing fine and upset at missing the reunion. Pat Andrews, one of the founder members of the Association, with her daughter Jeanette was welcomed to the reunion. A dinner was held in the hotel Saturday evening where it was discovered that Ted’s wife Mal Taylor was a poet and had a book of poems published. Several copies of the book could be seen next morning at breakfast. A raffle was organised by Beryl and Geoff Scott, treasurer and secretary respecyively, to raise money for the Association. Most members departed on the Monday morning promising to meet up again 27 – 29 April 2012 at our reunion at the Red Lea Hotel, Scarborough. Ex members of 260 Sig Sqn (SAM) who would like to join us in Scarborough, please contact Beryl and Geoff Scott on phone # 01422 373075 or E mail. bandgscott233@blueyonder.co.uk BEVERLEY EX BOYS ASSOCIATION Chairman Secretary Mick Teague Tony Hull For some time we have had a Memorial Fund to which members have made donations with the idea of leaving something in memory of the 6 (Boys) Training Regiment. At the last RSA AGM when we heard that benches were being erected at the Royal Signals Memorial at the National Memorial Arboretum, it was decided that a bench would be a fitting memorial. The necessary arrangements were made with the Arboretum and in July our bench was installed with the wording on the plaque as follows: Most of the Ladies headed to the shops to see if their favourite shop still existed from when they were in Dortmund 102 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 LAST POST Name LCpl JG Alnwick Maj WG Askew Lcpl G Baxter Cpl KG Bennett Maj P Bolton Sig A Buckley Maj CRC Bunce Cpl AE Cadman Sig J Connell WO1 (RSM) WJ Crumble ??? BB Derus WO2 ES Emery WO2 PT Ferne WO2 FE Flaherty Sgt PR Garside Cpl EJ Gill WO1 B Green Capt JN Harding WO2 AJ Harris Sgt RE Hoare Sig PWN Hoskins WO2 J Hoyland Sig WH Hughes Cpl TM Jones Maj JWW Keane TDT WO1 GS Kennard Sig AJ Mawson LCpl TPL McMurray-Taylor Sgt TW Potter Sig T Powell WO2 (YofS) VW Rayner LCpl SA Reggler Sig RV Seal Sgt KE Sheppard Maj JG Smith Sig NE Speke Sig CJ Stanley Sig J Stewart LCpl AJ Turner SSgt IK Wall WO2 F Ward Sgt PJ Whatton Maj RJF Whistler Ssgt WJD Winder LCpl RO Woolley Years Served 1957 - 1970 1939 - 1946 1949 - 1951 1938 -1946 ????-???? 1954-1956 1955 - 1992 1940 - 1946 1953-1955 1957 - 1985 1956 - 1971 1940 - 1946 1950 - 1975 1980 - 2003 1972 - 1996 1959 - 1971 1956 - 1979 1939 - 1946 1983 - 2005 1950 - 1961 1943 - 1947 1970 - 1994 1942 - 1947 1984 -1992 1963 - 1990 1956 - 1978 1959 - 1961 1961 - 1972 1952 - 1970 1967-1973 1956- 1978 1983 - 1994 1955 - 196/58 1966 - 1991 1950 - 1953 1952 - 1958 1939 - 1946 ????-???? 1941 -1947 1960-1976 1950 - 1976 1950 - 1957 1939 - 1962 1961 - 1985 1946 - 1952 Date of Death 2-Jun-11 ??-Aug-2011 7-Aug-11 9-Jul-11 ??-Aug-2011 18-Aug-11 3-Aug-11 31-Jul-11 22-Aug-11 4-Sep-11 ??-Jun-11 19-Jun-11 11-Aug-11 27-Jul-11 29-Jul-11 ??-Feb-2011 21-Jul-11 11-Jul-11 9-Jul-11 26-Jul-11 28-Jun-11 17-Aug-11 14-Jul-11 29-Jul-11 2-Aug-11 16-Aug-11 19-Jul-11 8-Aug-11 21-Jul-11 2-Aug-11 8-Jul-11 5-Aug-11 10-Aug-11 2-Aug-11 30-Jul-11 1-Sep-11 23-May-11 ??-Aug-11 6-Sep-11 20-Aug-11 24-Jul-11 ??-May-2011 6-Aug-11 18-Aug-11 6-Aug-11 OBITUARIES PARKE – Major Michael Paul Parke died 1 May 2011 Michael Paul Parke was born on the 8 October 1973 in London. His father served in the Royal Corps of Transport and his family had spent a number of years in London before moving to Brunei; Hanover, West Germany; Lisburn, Northern Ireland; York; and finally settling in Droylsden, Manchester. Michael (known as Mike to his friends) attended Audenshaw School for Boys and Hyde Clarendon Sixth Form College. On completion of his A-Levels he trained for a short period in Information Technology before joining the Royal Corps of Signals on 6 February 1995. He underwent Phase 1 training at the ATR Bassingbourn and trade training at the RSS, where he qualified as a Systems Technician in spring 1996. Following completion of trade training he was promoted to LCpl and his first posting was to the Technical Workshops of 20 Armd Bde THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 HQ & Sig Sqn (200) and in winter 1996, he deployed on Op RESOLUTE/LODESTAR to the Former Republic of Yugoslavia. In 1997, he was promoted to Cpl. After much consideration and discussion with his OC, Mike decided to apply for a commission and after successfully attending the Regular Commissions Board at the Potential Officer’s Development Course at Worthy Down, he was given a place on Commissioning Course 983 at the Royal Military Academy, Sandhurst, commencing in Sept 1998. He was commissioned into the Corps on 7 August 1999. Following a short attachment to 30 Sig Regt, which included a deployment to Egypt on Ex BRIGHT STAR, Mike attended the Royal Signals Troop Commander’s Course and on completion was posted to 4 Armd Bde HQ & Sig Sqn (204) in Osnabruck. In summer 2000, he deployed with the Sqn on Op PALATINE for 6 months as a troop commander, based in Banja Luka, Bosnia. In January 2002, he was promoted to acting Capt and assumed the post of 2 i/c of a squadron in 1 (UK) Armd Div Sig Regt in Herford. He was granted the rank of substantive Capt in October 2002 and towards the end of his tour attended the Junior Command and Staff Course at the Defence Academy. By this point in his career, Mike was keen to take up a training post and in August 2003, he was selected to instruct at the RSS with his main focus being supervisory courses such as the Royal Signals Troop Commander’s Course. After thriving and gaining a huge amount of satisfaction in the training environment, Mike was selected for appointment as OC 1 (Trg) Sqn Royal Signals at the ATR Lichfield. He was promoted to Maj on appointment and assumed command in January 2005. Between September 2006 and January 2007, Mike became the Deputy Chief of Staff of 12 Sig Gp, 11 Sig Bde based at RAF Stafford. He then attended the Intermediate Command and Staff Course (Land) at the Joint Services Command and Staff College. Mike’s initial SO2 appointment was within the Defence Information Infrastructure team based at Copenacre, Corsham. After settling in to his job quickly he felt the need for a substantial change and volunteered to deploy on Op TELIC (Iraq). He deployed in December 2008 and assumed the role of Chief of Staff Basra Provincial Reconstruction Team within HQ Multi-National Division (South East), based at Basrah International Airport. He returned to the UK in May 2009 following an extremely successful and rewarding 6 months. In September 2009, Mike assumed command of 202 Sig Sqn, 3 (UK) Div Sig Regt and immediately began preparations for deployment on Op HERRICK with an expected deployment date in January 2011. During extensive exercises and mission rehearsal activities in 2010, Mike began to feel increasingly unwell and following protracted medical investigations, he was diagnosed in August 2010 with Stage 4 Malignant Melanoma with Brain and Chest Metastases. Such was as typical of Mike, he not only felt the deep pain, both physically and emotionally, of his medical condition but he was also utterly devastated that he would not deploy with his Sqn to Afghanistan. Mike had proposed to (his now wife) Kady in May 2010 and they had planned to marry in July 2011. Due to Mike’s diagnosis, they quickly brought the wedding forward and after a relentless flurry of activity and organisation by Mike and Kady, his Sqn and Regt, family and friends, they wed at Bulford Garrison Church on 1 October 2010. Despite the diagnosis of a terminal condition, Mike was determined to beat the scourge of Malignant Melanoma. He fought hard throughout the dark days of the winter of late 2010/early 2011 and underwent a huge amount of testing and exhausting medical treatment which he approached with his unique combination of relentless determination, stoicism, strength of character, positivity and his ever-present wicked sense of humour. Mike passed away at Salisbury Hospice at 0650hrs on the morning of Sunday 1 May 2011 having felt the dawn of summer and the sun on his back one final time. His funeral was held at Bulford Garrison Church on Friday 13 May 2011 and 103 he was cremated at Salisbury Crematorium. On Mike’s direct orders, his ashes were scattered at the top of Solsbury Hill on the outskirts of Bath in late May 2011 by Kady with his family and friends in attendance. Mike is survived by his wife Kady, mother Margaret, sister Dawn and brother Jason. He also leaves behind his beloved dogs Milly and Marley as well as a plethora of loving wider family, friends and former colleagues. WARD – WO2 (SSM) Francis Ward died 24 July 2011 Francis, or Frank as he was more commonly known, was born into a large family in Sligo, Ireland, on 24 July 1935. He was the 9th child of Catherine and Francis Snr. He had 2 brothers and 9 sisters, of whom he was immensely proud and although they faced many hardships together, his family, his home town and its people always remained very close to his heart. Indeed, his subsequent love of nature and his ability to tell a good tale were inspired by the hills and valleys he roamed as a child and stories of his mischievous adventures are treasures that will live on through his children, Francis Jnr, Suzanne and Lorraine, grandchildren, Aidan, Ailbhe, Thomas, Kittie and Finlay. At the age of 14 Frank left Sligo and went across the border to sign up in the British Army. From there he was sent to 6 (Boys) Trg Regt, Royal Signals where he acquired the nickname Paddy and attained the rank of Sergeant Major. This experience had a profound effect on him in the transition to adulthood as it gave him a purpose as well as teaching him valuable skills, self discipline and camaraderie which are values he endeavoured to instil in the men he trained and also his children. Frank joined men’s service in 1953 where his self belief and determination meant he was able to reach the rank of Sergeant Major for the second time. He was posted to many different countries including Army Wireless Chain in Singapore from 1955 to 1958, back to UK until 1964 when he went to Borneo/Sarawak, then Germany and Cyprus. Whilst on leave in the late 50’s he offered to walk a young girl home from a dance at Sligo Town Hall. Her name was Colleen. This meeting turned out to be the beginning of a romance which lasted 52 years. In this time, Frank proved to be a good husband and father, who worked incredibly hard, always providing for his family in the best way he could. He left the army in 1976 and despite working in other jobs in the years up to his retirement, nothing really compared to his time in the Royal Signals and he was so pleased to be reunited with his Beverley Boy pals again 10 years ago, after such a long time apart. Sadly he died in Woodthorpe Park on Sunday 24 July, after a picnic to celebrate his 76th birthday. Although haunted by visions of his passing, his family are thankful that they were able to share such a beautiful and happy day with him before they had to say goodbye. His funeral took place at the Church of the Good Shepherd in Nottingham on 3 August and was very well attended. Tony Hull travelled from Bournemouth and John Wardle came from Derby to attend the funeral to represent the Beverley Ex-Boys Association. We extend our deepest sympathy to Colleen and all the family. DAVIES – Col Graham Lloyd Davies OBE died 18 July 2011 Col Graham Davies died on 18 July 2011 aged 84. Graham joined the Corps in 1948, well-equipped by Chippenham Grammar School with the necessary qualifications for a technical Corps. After cadet training the usual variety of young officer appointments followed including, notably instruction at RMA Sandhurst and 2 separate tours as adjutant. As a major, in 1962 he was posted to serve with Gurkhas with whom he saw active service in FARELF and was twice mentioned in Dispatches. Following a 2 year MOD staff 104 appointment he was promoted to Lt Col and given command of 32 (Scottish) Sig Regt (V). A second spell with Gurkhas followed when he was appointed Deputy Commander and AAQMG at HQ BRIGLOC in Nepal. During this tour, in 1970 Graham was awarded the OBE which was presented by Terence O’Brian, then British Ambassador to Nepal. On promotion to Colonel his final tour of duty was in HQ ALFCE. This is necessarily a brief resume of a full, varied and successful 32 year army career, but it is worth noticing that along the way Graham acquired his parachute wings and became fluent in Gurkhali. Always energetic, after leaving the army Graham pursued a rewarding civilian career. Over the next 20 years he worked successfully in management in a variety of environments including constabulary, solicitors and estate agents, chartered accountant, agricultural and commercial brokers, and local government. In his spare time he served as treasure of his local church and as a special constable, keeping fit by playing golf, hill walking and refereeing rugby. As a good Welshman this latter sport was very important to him! Throughout his 2 careers, family life provided Grahams core stability. He married Joan Elizabeth Oberlander on 9 July 1952 and they had nearly 50 happy years together, raising their 2 daughters Laura and Caroline, before Joan sadly died on 3 June 2002. Graham delighted in his grandchildren and their closeness was evident in the warm and moving tributes they gave at his funeral. He was a loyal and supportive member of the RSA and, with his fluent Gurkhali, a clear favorite among the Gurkha ladies who staffed his care home! Graham was a splendid example of an Officer and a Gentleman – charming, kindly, courteous and always cheerful despite the debilitating frailties of old age. He lived a full life and our hearts go out to his family. WHISTLER - Maj Robert John Fuller Whistler aged 90 (born 21/09/1920) After his education at Oundle, Robert went to Sandhurst, and in 1939 was commissioned into the Royal Corps of Signals with whom he served until 1962. From 1943-1946 he was closely involved in Airborne Forces as a Staff Officer at AFDC and later as a Sqn Comd in 6th Airborne Div (Signals). He was dropped behind the lines in Germany as part of Op VARSITY and after the war served in Palestine. Robert obtained his BSc at Shrivenham and during the rest of his army career with the Royal Corps of Signals his postings included Catterick Camp (more than once), MELF Moascar (Ismailia), Fontainebleau (SHAPE), Cyprus and Malta. After 24 years service, Robert went into the telecommunications industry and soon joined an American electronics company; he set up and successfully ran their company in England. He retired in the mid 1980s and so had more time to enjoy his many hobbies including gardening, fishing, painting and photography. With his wife Doreen, he lived in Camberly. He leaves 3 daughters and 6 grandchildren. BOLTON – Maj Peter Bolton MBE died 3 August 2011 Maj Peter Bolton was an enormous character and a fine soldier. He enlisted in the Seaforth Highlanders at the beginning of the Second World War and saw a great deal of action including 2 years service with the Commandos. He was transferred to Royal Signals as an Administrative Officer in the early sixties. I was fortunate enough to have him as my OC HQ Sqn and Trg Maj when commanding 21 Sig Regt in BAOR 1968-71. He was an outstanding military trainer and he duly became the Military Training Officer for the Hong Kong Police on his retirement from the army in the early seventies. Following his final retirement in the early eighties, he was appointed a Military Knight at Windsor Castle where I understand he was both popular and effective. He was indomitable and utterly loyaI. He possessed a tremendous THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 sense of humour and I have not met a better raconteur. He will be sorely missed by his wife, Rosemary, with whom he celebrated 65 years of marriage in 2010, and his large and very close knit family. Memories from Brig Norman Butler CBE IM CADE – Roderick Joseph -died 20 August 2011 From Roddie’s own story and prepared by Maj (Retd) PJ McLoughlin, a close friend brought together through the Royal Corps of Signals. Roderick Joseph Cade was born in Brandon, Manitoba on 30 September 1914. His father died when he was 2 years old and he moved to the Black Isle in Scotland with his mother to stay with his grandparents. He was educated in Munlochy and gained his ‘highers’ in Fortrose Academy (192932). He joined the Royal Corps of Signals in 1932 at Catterick, where he spent the first year learning to be a soldier and then his trade of Wireless Operator. In 1933 he was posted to the Northern Ireland District Signals in Belfast, soon to move on to Ballykinler. He got upgraded in his trade and went to Kilroot. His next move was to India in 1936. The troopship took 6 weeks to reach Karachi and then a 5 day train journey to Meerut, where the Indian Mutiny started in 1857. A few months he, along with 100 others, were sent to Quetta, where an earthquake had killed 32,000 people. He was only there for 2 months when trouble started on the North West Frontier. He was posted to the NWF HQ in late 1936 and was moved to Bannu Signals, where he was shot at for the next 11 months by Wazir, Mahsud and Afgan tribes. He said that ‘he had never been so fit before or since’. In early 1938 he was transferred to the Wireless Experimental Section at Cherat, 25 miles NW of Peshawar and enjoyed his 2 years there. He was once sent, plus mule (radio and batteries on mule), to the highest point of the frontier to check out radio reception. He stayed there until his food ran out!! In early 1940 he was sent to Secunderabad to help prepare the 5th Indian Division for overseas. After a short stay in Bombay 3 boats left for Singapore, but luckily the ship he was on diverted to Basra where a minor problem had to be sorted out in Iraq, oil wells were being attacked. He was unlucky enough to get Jaundice and hospitalized in Mosul. He went for baths to the roman baths in Erbil - probably the oldest city in the world. Next stop was Syria where they got rid of the Vichy French. Then off to Iran where another problem was sorted out. Got to Kermanshah and Hamadan, then back to Habbanyia for a short time before setting off on the long trip across Palestine and Jordon to Mena Camp near the Pyramids. After this short break it was off to the desert where events led to finishing at El Alamein after getting a bit of hiding on the last Benghazi Handicap and being surrounded at Mersa Matruth. Breaking out of Mersa was probably one of the memorable nights of the war. Roddie then joined an armoured car sqn which was sent behind enemy lines to carry out raids on the enemy. To do this they had to cross the uncrossable Qatara Depression (a sea of sand). The Hun had been stopped and forming the Alamein Line was a great achievement. His Division was then taken out of the Alamein Line and moved to Cyprus to reform. It was October 1942 that they (including Roddie) boarded the Princess Marguerite at Port Said and set off for Cyprus. Only 3 hours out to sea and they were hit by a torpedo from an Italian submarine. They were picked up by HMS Hero while Hesperus dropped death charges without success. 120 men were lost and Roddie was in hospital in Port Said for 10 days. He rejoined the unit having crossed to Cyprus in an old Egyptian Tramp Steamer with no escort. He enjoyed 5 months in Cyprus before volunteering as a paratrooper, part of the Royal Signals Paratroops at the Bitter Lakes. He completed his para training and then unfortunately damaged his right knee landing on a night jump near Gethin. He had to go into THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 hospital at Nazareth for a cartilage op. After recuperation at Natanya it was off to Sicily. After chasing the Hun out of Sicily he crossed into Italy on 3 December 1943. Less than 2 months later Roddie, along with other ‘long serving men’ were taken to Sicily for repatriation to the UK to be prepared for the 2nd Front. Whilst in UK he joined a team of 4 wireless wagons moving up to Dundee, Ayrshire and then to Folkestone pretending to be a Bde HQ working to 3 Divisions. Maps captured later proved that they had done a good job. The 2nd front he said had been well documented and filmed. His ‘lot’ landed just south of Dieppe on D+3. Very hard going at times, they even had to come back about 40 miles to help the Yanks at the Battle of the Bulge. Activities very much curtailed by the very bad winter of 1944, it was the coldest he had ever experienced. Once the winter had ceased we got going again, he said, crossing the Rhine at Wesel. The RAF did a terrific job that night having just the width of the Rhine as an error margin. He eventually reached Hamburg where he celebrated VE Day and from there repatriated to the UK in February 1946 and then he was demobbed. After getting de-mobbed, because of his radio skills he was taken on by the Post Office and managed to get moved to Brora in the North of Scotland. It was here that here that he got married to Sarah. In 1949 the Government Communications took over at Brora, which led to Roddie working in comms at Embassy station’s throughout the world. He and Sarah moved to the Stockholm Embassy in 1950. He was there for nearly 10 years before moving to Thailand the Bangkok Embassy in 1959 and stayed there until 1961, when they returned to UK by train from Bangkok to Singapore and liner to Southampton via Melbourne, Wellington and Pitcairn Island, through the Panama Canal then onto Miami, Bermuda and home. It was a wonderful experience on the Dutch Liner. Roddie then went to Istanbul but only stayed there 5 months before he and Sarah were moved to the Embassy in Hong Kong. During his stay there he managed to get to Japan and a ride on the Bullet Train at 125 miles per hour. He said this was the smoothest train ride he was ever on. He left Hong Kong in 1968, they went home again by ship via Ceylon, S. Africads, W.Africa, Madeira and Gibralter. In 1969 they went to Lesotho in South Africa and lived in the capital Maseru which was 8000 feet up – ‘’a very healthy place to live’’, he said. Whilst there, he, along with 4 Scottish Proffessors from the local university, set up a Caledonian Society. The first function was a dinner-dance. Two nights before the event they received a message from the Palace that the Queen would like to attend the function and would like to be able to do an Eightsome Reel, and that she would be at their house that evening for instruction. The result being that the Queen and Roddie led the Grand March on a very enjoyable evening. Roddie and Sarah then went back to Hong Kong where he finished his working life before returning to Avoch, on the Black Isle in 1975. Since retiring Roddie spent 18 years on the Community Council (13 years as Chairman). He was also President of the Curling Club, the Bowling Club and President of the Avoch Branch of the Royal British Legion. His younger brother, the late Charles Murdo Leslie Cade (Les), was also in the Royal Corps of Signals and his obituary was published in the Wire in 2008. Roddie was just over a month short of his 97th birthday. He had a wonderful life full of experiences that few ever get. He said he turned down many opportunities for promotion because he loved the thrill of operating, his morse skills were second to none. He said he insisted that his younger brother stayed behind in India to get promotion whilst he volunteered for every task that he thought would bring him excitement. He certainly did that, dodging bullets, the Hun, torpedo attacks and virtually visiting every continent in the world. His talent with an accordion was still in evidence only last year, when he played each week for the old folk. 105 MISCELLANEOUS OP CRIB 18 by SSgt Nige Brewin RNZ Signals SSgt Brewin enlisted in the Royal Signals in Aug 85 as an AT (EW Op). However, problems with Russian resulted in him retrading as an RTG. Following service in NI, Cyprus, Namibia, Saudi Arabia, Bosnia and Afghanistan he left the Corps in Aug 09 and enlisted in the Royal New Zealand Signals in Sep 09. He is currently serving in Afghanistan (Op CRIB 18) with the New Zealand Provincial Re-Construction Team. In April this year, after 6 weeks of pre-deployment training, I finally took to the skies heading for Afghanistan once again. As we took off from RNZAF Ohakea and passed over the stunning sight of the snow-capped Mount Taranaki I pondered on how the deployment would pan out and what the differences between the NZ Op CRIB and the UK Op HERRICK would be. Our flight was extremely long and included stopovers in Australia and Malaysia but finally we undertook the tactical flight to Kiwi Base outside the town of Bamyan in Bamyan Province. The scenery was the classic rugged mountainous desert terrain you would normally associate with Afghanistan before finally opening up to a wide green valley that Bamyan is built up around. Bamyan is home to the famed Buddha’s that were blown up by the Taliban when they purged the district at the beginning of their governorship. Also close to hand is the fabled City of Screams which, even though sacked by Genghis Khan, still strikes an impressive pose as it stands sentinel over the town. We flew low past both these impressive landmarks and eventually landed on our dog legged airstrip and walked in to Kiwi Base. My role here is that of the AS6 and the job can pretty much be equated to that of a Yeoman of Signals. I am responsible for the day to day tactical communications of all Kiwi elements within the province which makes for a busy time. In addition to the normal daily routine, I am also a qualified Landing Zone Security Officer which means I get to call in the various coalition military and NGO fixed wing and Helo assets. This often means very early starts for me or working in the darkest hours to call in the plethora of CH47, UH60 and Apache that frequent our base. I had become somewhat of a legend with the pilots at the beginning of the tour as the information I typically have to give is the wind direction, wind speed, temperature and altitude. The hand held annemeter I had was faulty so I was reduced to carrying around a thermometer the size of a wall clock, it was difficult getting in and out of vehicles with all my gear carrying this thing but it sure was funny to see. I am glad to report I have managed to borrow a working hand held annemeter until the faulty one gets replaced. In the short time I have been here I have been out on the ground more than I had been on Op HERRICK and as a result have seen far more of the Afghan culture. While this is a good thing I have been unable to shake off the feelings of distrust that I acquired during Op HERRICK which could be seen as both good and bad. Everyone has their own slant on the environment they are in. Just like on Op HERRICK, my tour during Op CRIB is with a small team, we work well together and have achieved a lot in our time. My ISOPs in particular have worked extremely hard on a welfare network that is appreciated by all in Kiwi Base and outages on the welfare phones and internet have been few and far between and when they have been off line it genuinely has been “otherenditus” The mission here in Bamyan continues. It is one of the first provinces to be handed back to Afghan control and the NZDF can be proud of being able to facilitate the conditions that enabled this to happen. We brought out a number of New Zealand Light Armoured Vehicles (NZ LAV) at the beginning of our tour, these have been targeted by insurgents trying to find the right type of device to defeat them and at the time of writing this article I am glad to say that NZ LAV has beaten everything the insurgents have thrown at it. One of our NZ LAV also came to the rescue of a US Apache that caught fire in mid air just outside Kiwi Base; NZ ingenuity saw the creation of a purpose built Apache tow bar and the towing of the aircraft through the defensive perimeter. The Americans were impressed by the speed the recovery was conducted and the sheer effort to pull the aircraft to safety. The incident made news in both NZ and the USA. The 3rd of August was a solemn day for Kiwi Base. As well as being my birthday, it was also the anniversary of the death of Lt Tim O’Donnell, who’s patrol was ambushed on this day last year. We all attended a very fitting service of remembrance that reminded us all of the importance of our mission. So, with the end of our tour steadily creeping closer, it’s work as normal; lines are constantly being laid, maintained, removed and replaced. Radios don’t work, but mysteriously work fine when I get to them. My ISOPs continue to work wonders on all the networks; but most of all, we are all enjoying the tour and I am proud to be serving with a very small part of our Corps in a very demanding environment. Certa Cito. One of our NZ LAV’s hooked up to the crippled Apache 106 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 PARTNERSHIP FOR IET AND ROYAL CORPS OF SIGNALS The Institution of Engineering and Technology (IET) and the Royal Corps of Signals have signed a special registration agreement to encourage the take-up of professional qualifications. The 2 organisations signed the agreement on 12 July which marked the culmination of the joint effort to provide a clearer pathway for members of the Corps to achieve professional registration. to allow our technical professionals to become Incorporated or Chartered Engineers based on normal career progression and training.” Development of the scheme was led by tion exercise including 17 interviews with a cross section of people and a review of evidence from our training. I led this supported by Roy Bowdler of the IET Staff and Lt Col (Retd) James Sweetman, who is an active volunteer advisor for the IET. The result was a mapped set of requirements and process allowing professional registration applications to the IET to be made with Corps support on a special form.” The agreement was signed by Brig Tim Watts, SOinC(A) and Michelle Richmond, IET Director of Membership & Professional Development. An initial group of applicants were successful and we are confident of further success. Michelle Richmond from the IET said: “I am delighted that serving members of the Corps can now use the letters CEng & IEng and The Corps has adopted a policy have benchmarked their profesBrig Tim Watts, SOinC, and Michelle Richmond, IET Director of Mem- sional competence against the to ensure that their members bership & Professional Development signing the Special Registration wider community. The IET is the gain appropriate recognition Agreement during their service. David Barlargest professional engineering low, who has responsibility for institution offering competence supporting the arrangement said “The IET based registration. We are delighted to Lt Col Jim Forrest who said: “We have has already recognised our current training welcome members of the Corps and this developed a good relationship with the IET as meeting the requirements of Informathrough their Armed Forces Development is another demonstration of our support tion and Communications Technology (ICT) Manager Tricia Johnson who has become a for members of the armed forces in their Technician. We now have arrangements regular visitor. We carried out an evaluacareers.” RSARS 50th ANNIVERSARY YEAR 2011/12 The Royal Signals Amateur Radio Society (RSARS) was officially formed on 23rd June 1961 at Blandford and to celebrate our Jubilee year there will be a Special Event station running for one year from the 18th June 2011. The call sign GB50RSARS has been allocated by Ofcom and will be running until 19 June 2012 by a number of volunteer RSARS operators. There are 3 Certificate levels available for working a number of different member stations, these are Gold, Silver and Bronze and full details of how to find the Special Event station and obtain one of these certificates is available on www.rsars.org.uk under the heading RSARS 50th Anniversary Year 2011/12. These awards are available to all Radio Amateurs around the world. Further details are also available under the call sign listings on www.qrz.com . Membership of RSARS is available to all serving and former serving members of the Royal Signals and other branches of the Army, MoD (Army) including civilian employees, serving or retired members of the ACF/CCF or University Officer Training Corps, serving or retired members of Commonwealth Forces and members of NATO Forces who have worked in close liaison with Royal Signals subject to approval. Anyone interested in joining should contact the Membership Secretary in the first instance whose details can be found on www.rsars.org.uk . We would currently like to see more serving members of the Royal Signals join the society and take an interest in our activities. For those members based at or visiting Blandford, the Headquarters station is based in Cole Block and is usually manned on a Tuesday between 10:30 and 16:00 and on the 1st Thursday of each month from 19:30 onwards. Anyone interested is more than welcome to come along to these sessions. Our activities include various types of communication including Morse code, Voice, Data Modes including RTTY and PSK on the HF/VHF/UHF bands. There are numerous awards available within the society along with some annual competitions. Full details are available on www.rsars.org.uk . THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 107 ROYAL SIGNALS E-MARKETING RECRUITING STRATEGY BACKGROUND Social networking websites have transformed the way we communicate and stay in touch. Historically the MoD has approached the internet and social media with caution and in February 2009, the MoD issued guidelines informing personnel that any information posted on the internet, be it on a blog, a social networking site such as Facebook would be considered ‘a public disclosure of information’. The MoD remains very vigilant regarding online security, in particular the dangers of revealing sensitive information online, however, defence has begun to embrace the power that communicating through social media can achieve. Having taken guidance from Headquarters Land Forces Communications and Media operations, the Corps has now adopted this stance and transitioned to an E-Marketing strategy for recruiting. The intent is to try and influence any potential recruit that the Royal Signals is the career of choice. An integral element of the Corps E-Marketing Strategy is the Royal Signals presence on Facebook, YouTube and the Army Blog. The aforementioned websites all should be used to compliment the Corps representation on the www.army.mod.uk/signals/ signals.aspx FACEBOOK & YouTube During June 2011 the Corps established its official Facebook site www.facebook.com/rsignals There are over 1000 followers and this number continues to grow. On the Home Page up to date trades videos and pictures from operational theatres, including the Corps Ethos have been uploaded. These include pictures of members of 3 (UK) Div Sig Regt meeting England rugby players who visited during their recent tour on Op HERRICK. In addition to the above the administrators have witnessed posts from a number of diverse areas such as: • • • • Past and present Corps members. Those who are due to enter the Corps in the near future. Those already in Phase One and Two Training. Parents of those already serving in the Corps. The Corps Facebook page is monitored and any relevant questions that are presented are answered by one of the Administrators. The birth of the Corps Facebook site is also highlighted to all of our Phase One and Two trainees when they are briefed by the Personnel Selection Team. Late in July 2011 the Corps ‘Talk the Talk’ and all of the trades video clips were uploaded onto YouTube (www.youtube.com and then inserting ‘Royal Signals’ into the search bar) The purpose of placing a Corps presence onto Youtube is to distribute the roles and functions of our trades to a much wider audience. WHERE UNITS CAN HELP To enable the Corps to continue attracting potential recruits to the Facebook site it is necessary to have current visual information that has the ability to raise our profile. Units are requested to provide the Corps Marketing Lead (POC below) with any: • • • Photographs whilst deployed on operations. Photographs when engaged in sporting and adventure training activities. Any other activities that are considered to raise the profile of the Corps. The Corps Facebook page is also available to enable units to promote any activities or events to a wide audience. Any submissions should be distributed to the Corps Marketing Lead. Comments on the ‘wall’ are welcome from all Corps members, as long as the following rules are taken into consideration: • • • • • • They are not to use offensive or threatening language (including swearwords). They are not to make any potentially libellous accusations. They are to use words or sentences only in the English language. They are not to make any intentionally unconstructive, off-topic or disruptive comments (however, differing views and debate are welcome – as experience dictates that out of the bad comments, good normally arises). No post is to include any overtly political statements. No post is to include any unlawful use of imagery that violates copyright. THE ARMY BLOG Evidence suggests that an attractive recruiting mechanism is the use of a blog, enabling personnel to publish on a regular basis their current tasks and activities. This was achieved to positive effect by 4 Mech Bde HQ & Sig Sqn (204 Sig Sqn) during their tour on Op HERRICK 12 in 2010. It is the intent to target those Corps trades that are either a Recruiting Pinch Point or running at a deficiency at present, these are: Comms 108 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 ROYAL SIGNALS E-MARKETING RECRUITING STRATEGY Sys Op and Driver Lineman Storeman. It is acknowledged that the Corps has shortages within the EW Sys Op Career Employment Group, however, due to the nature of their employment this was not considered a viable option. To achieve the aim, contact has already been made with 11(RSS) Sig Regt to establish a blog as individuals progress through their Phase 2 training activities. In addition, 1 Armd Div HQ & Sig Regt and 20 Armd Bde HQ & Sig Sqn (200) have agreed to provide nominations to maintain a blog when they deploy on Op HERRICK. WHERE UNITS CAN HELP Once the Corps input to the Blog has been initially established, units will be contacted to provide support once deployed. It is anticipated that this will be initiated during the MST 2 period. Those individuals who are selected must be volunteers and they should be prepared to: • • • • • Provide weekly input circa 400 – 600 words max per post (shorter than this is totally acceptable). Make their posts individual enabling them to portray their character/personality – humour is acceptable as long as it remains in context. Ensure continuity of theme, as this is key to building up a suitable online following. Provide any accompanying imagery. Provide a short summary of who they are and what they are doing. Once agreement for support has been gained units will be briefed in more detail, in particular, in relation to the security guidelines. SUMMARY For some the use of social media sites to promote the Corps goes against the grain, in particular, regarding the potential security implications. However, if policed correctly and with an enduring support mechanism from our Field Units, the use of this type of medium can only be seen to enhance and raise the profile of the Royal Signals in the time of austerity. Your anticipated support is very much appreciated. Corps Marketing (Recruiting) POC: Capt A S Campbell Mil: 94371 5610 Civ: 01258 485610 Email: HQRS.PSO.OC.army.mod.uk MOD Website Facebook YouTube THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 109 WIDER EMPLOYMEN There are many wider employment opportunities that exist within the Corps today. Against popular belief you do not need to be a 6 foot superhuman ‘lung on legs’ to be eligible to serve your Corps outside of the traditional signallers role. Outstanding opportunities to serve exist in many units. All units featured require high quality individuals. If you are that high quality individual – Go To It! 299 SIGNAL SQUADRON (SPECIAL COMMUNICATIONS) 299 Signal Squadron (Special Communications) is the only Special Communications (SC) unit in the British Army. Its mission is to provide ICS and command support to specified Other Government Department’s (OGD) in the UK and worldwide in order to facilitate the collection and dissemination of national information, as directed by Commander 2 Sig Bde. The Sqn employs R SIGNALS soldiers both in trade and as Special Communications Operators. The SC Operator role involves soldiers working in support of specified OGD’s in the UK and overseas in a wide variety of unique and challenging roles. Deployments are often at short notice and usually involve deploying alone or in small teams. There are also a number of secondments to specialist training and equipment development teams based throughout the UK. 4 x Special Communications Briefing Courses (SCBC) are run throughout the year each lasting 3 days, with successful candidates loading the Special Communications Course (SCC). The SCC is 26 weeks and is designed to train in and not select out potential operators through three modules of Special Communications training. The course requires basic MATT level standards which are tested and then built upon as the course progresses. Successful completion of the course and posting into the Squadron entitles you to a golden hello and SC pay. 299 Sig Sqn (SC) Special Communication Selection criteria and further information is contained in SOinC(A) PD 206. Briefing Course dates: For further information contact: 299 Sig Sqn (SC) Recruiting SNCO - 94240 8517 SCBC 1/12 – 27/02/12 – 01/03/12 SCBC 2/12 – 30/04/12 – 03/05/12 SCBC 3/12 – 18/06/12 – 21/06/12 SCBC 4/12 – 23/07/12 – 26/07/12 INFANTRY SUPPORT TEAMS The advent of Bowman, ComBAT, Infrastructure and Platform BISA 4f (BCIP4f) and the introduction of BCIP5, together with the increasingly complex CIS now fielded to company level and below, led D Inf and the SOinC(A) to conclude that the Infantry would benefit from embedded R SIGNALS support. In August 2008, HQLF directed the SOinC(A) to conduct a trial between December 2008 and September 2009. The trial report confirmed the concept of employment and proved that to have R SIGNALS personnel embedded in the Infantry was a force multiplier at the tactical level. In May 2010, HQLF gave authority for the phased roll-out of R SIGNALS Inf Sp Teams from June 2010 onwards. For further information refer to SOinC(A) PD 013 and contact your RCMO. 110 THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 NT OPPORTUNITIES 18 (UKSF) SIGNAL REGIMENT 216 (PARACHUTE) SIGNAL SQUADRON 16 Air Assault Brigade is the British Army’s Very High Readiness Brigade. Focussing on future Contingency operations, it combines both airborne and air mobile elements to produce a fighting force with the flexibility, robustness and technological backing to confront any opponent on the modern battlefield. 216 (Parachute) Signal Squadron embraces this doctrine with both airborne and air assault specialists, in addition to operating cutting-edge CIS systems at the tactical, operational and strategic levels in support of the Brigade Commander and his staff. The Sqn needs mentally and physically robust volunteers to take on the challenge. Are you ready? For Further Information contact: Training Wing 216 (Para) Sig Sqn Merville Barracks Colchester Tel (Mil) 94660 5498 Tel (Civ) 01206 815498 18 (UKSF) Sig Regt delivers the military CIS capability to enable UK Special Forces operations worldwide in support of Government, Foreign, Security and Defence Policy. The Regt employs R SIGNALS soldiers in trade and Special Forces Communicators (SFCs). The UK Special Forces Communicators Course (UKSFCC) is 6 months long and designed to test both physical and mental aptitude. The potential SFC must be fit, motivated and have the ability to assimilate the skill set required to operate modern CIS and apply it within an SF operational context. Upon successful completion of the course you will receive a £4500.00 golden handshake plus £17.57 (Sig-Cpl)/£20.60 (SNCOs and above) additional pay per day. All successful applicants provide close support to the SAS, SBS or SRR. Two Briefing Courses are run annually (Apr and Oct); these 5 day courses are aimed at assisting you with your preparations prior to attending UKSFCC. The Regt also requires high calibre Non-SFC R SIGNALS volunteers from across all trades. Further Information is contained in SOinC(A) PD 206 or contact: 18 (UKSF) Sig Regt Recruiting SNCO - 94475 2537 660 SIGNAL TROOP Deploy and operate in demanding environments under intense pressure in close support of EOD bomb disposal experts. Combine your technical specialist abilities with military skills to be part of a battle winning asset. 660 Signal Troop supply 11 Regiment EOD with dedicated ECM Operators, and are always on the lookout for high caliber male and female EW Sys Ops or Comms Sys Ops to fulfill this role. No preselection course is required to serve in the Troop; applicants apply via their PPP and are posted to 11 EOD Regt for a typical 3-4 year tour that will be far from typical. You will receive 16 weeks specialist training on joining the unit. During your posting you will be expected to complete at least one operational tour. “The ECM Operator is a crucial part of the team; the command threat expert on all improvised explosive devices. On more than one occasion he has saved my life” THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011 111 229 SIGNAL SQUADRON RETURN TO BERLIN 13TH AUGUST 2011 – by Keith Olds Ten members of 229 Sig Sqn and their wives returned to Berlin to commemorate the building of the Berlin Wall 50 years ago on 13th August 1961. Our second in command at the time, Keith Olds, with his wife Christine, were invited to attend the major commemorative event of the day, where the Bundespresident, Governing Mayor of Berlin, and senior members of the Parliament and Clergy were in attendance. It was a poignant event; prayers were said, and wreaths laid to mark the terrible happenings from that day until the reunification of Germany and the tearing down of the wall in 1989. Later in the day, the whole party was invited to an early evening event. There, representatives of the Allied Forces who were in Berlin at the time shared their memories of the day. Keith Olds represented the British. Officers from the American and French armies on duty on that memorable day also attended. It was a moving experience and we all found it quite humbling to be seated in the front row and treated with such respect. Whilst in Berlin we also took the opportunity to visit old ground, so a visit was arranged to the unit lines at the Olympic Stadium, a flying tour of the English village married quarters before visiting the Allied Forces Museum, where the curator, Bernd von Kostka, conducted a tour. That was followed by a drive to Potsdam to look at the Brixmis house and Cecilienhof Palace, where the Potsdam agreement was signed in 1945. Our thanks go to Bob and Bea Hurst, who arranged the tour of the Olympic Stadium and the school bus we used for the day. Also to Derek and Ingrid O’Hara who devised the schedule for the day, arranged the trip to the Allied Museum (not to mention managed to recover my mobile phone which I left in a café after a comfort stop), and booked the table at Maximillians for our ‘demob’ party on the Sunday, before half the party returned home on Monday. Our thanks to all of you. The rest of our time in Berlin was taken up with visiting both Russian war memorials (the one in the east zone as well as the Tiergarten), a stroll up the Kurfurstendamm, seeing the Brandenburg Gate, a Curryvurst, and, of course, a bier or 2 in street cafés. We also managed a ride on a boat (twice for some of us), not to mention the street festival we saw where we tried the food, and had a few more biers. All in all, we had a great time, and are now looking forward to the next one! I make that 13th August 2061; Terry’s not taking bookings just yet, so make sure to put it in your diaries!!! PROMS & PIPES The Band and Pipes & Drums of the Royal Corps of Signals The Pavilion Theatre Weymouth October 15 2011 Starts 7.30 Join us and join in an evening’s entertainment combining the Power, Pomp and Passion of Military marches with evocative performances of Classical, Modern and PROMs music. A spell binding and fun night out at Box Office 01305 01305 783 783 225 225 Box Office 112 The Pavilion Theatre, Weymouth October 15 2011 Starts 7.30 Starts 7.30 October 15 2011 Weymouth The Pavillion Theatre, THE WIRE, OCTOBER 2011