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Issue 94 June 2014 Haute-Vienne (87), Charente (16), South Deux-Sevres (79) & South Vienne (86) e etcetera magazine follow us… @etceterafrance Open Gardens project which takes place the weekend of 28th and 29th June. A number of gardens are open to the public across the Creuse, Haute-Vienne, Corrèze We have a bumper edition this month full and Vienne and for just 5€ visitors can visit of goodies for you to read with an early one or all of the gardens - the money raised goes to a very worthy charity. Find out evening glass of wine in the garden… more on page 32. Isabelle explains French pensions on page 8, Lindsey clears up the issues surrounding And then on page 33, the little creatures registering a business requiring we all love to hate! Yes… moles! Clive qualifications on page 9 and Gayle explains how these cute looking creatures, interviews the very talented Show Jumper, who destroy our gardens, operate. Hello all and welcome my face and no sound to be heard except for birdsong. Perfect! I know the weather to the June edition. Last month was a busy doesn’t allow that every day but it allows one with visitors from it enough for me to appreciate it. the UK, our son preparing for the Brevet that takes place this month and our daughter away on a school trip for a week… to the UK of all places! It was a great opportunity actually as she had only been four times in the 10 years we’ve lived in France. Shopping in York was a slightly different experience for her compared to Magnac Laval! I love that everything is available and accessible in the area of the UK that we came from (Essex), but I don’t miss those busy roads, constant noise and hurrying everywhere. No thank you, rural France has it’s downsides like anywhere and I do without a doubt miss seeing some of my family and friends on a regular basis, but I’d still rather be here. I wouldn’t want to give up sitting outside at 7am in the morning to have breakfast with the sun on 32000 sq ft of bargains! There’s more but as I’m out of space I For those looking for a bit of artistic culture thank you all and wish you a very happy there is a hidden gem in Lessac, just a few June. Take care, minutes from Confolens, Domaine de Boisbuchet. Home to a variety of impressive projects culminating in workshops and exhibitions by a host of Father’s Day international architects and artists. Check Don’t forget Father’s Day which it out on page 26 and visit their website, in is celebrated on the same date both in France & the UK: English, for more details. Sunday 15 June Garden lovers will not want to miss the Grace Barton on page 22. BRITISH PAINT Toys • Furniture • Clothing • Groceries … plus everything you need for your DIY project & more … Cement • Plaster • Sand & Gravel Timbers • Worktops • Paints Finished off with your favourite beer! 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Useful Numbers 15 SAMU (Medical) 17 Gendarmes (Police) 18 Pompiers (Fire) 119 Child abuse 115 Homeless 113 Drugs and alcohol 112 European emergency not always English 1616 Emergency- Sea & Lake 3131 Last incoming call, key ‘5’ to connect France Telecom English speaking helpline 0033 (0)9 69 36 39 00 Website in English: www.francetelecom.com Report a fault, online, in English www.1013.fr (click UK flag) Orange English speaking line 09 69 36 39 00 EDF 0810 333087 EDF breakdown 24 hours 05 62 16 49 08 EDF Helpline in English 0033 562164908 (From UK) 05 62 16 49 32 Fax E-mail: simpleenergywithedf@edf.fr CPAM - 08 11 36 36 46 English Helpline Veolia Water Emergency No: 24h/24 et 7j/7 05 61 80 09 02 (press 1 for urgent problems or 2 for a technician) S.E.P Du Confolens (Water) 05 87 23 10 08 Emergency 24/7 Aéroport Int’l Limoges 05 55 43 30 30 SNCF (train times, buying tickets etc) 36 35 Alcoholics anonymous For contact details of meetings in your area including those conducted in English, visit www.aafrancesud-ouest.com Hospitals 05 55 05 55 55 Limoges (CHU) 05 55 43 50 00 St Junien 05 55 47 20 20 Bellac 05 49 44 44 44 Poitiers 05 45 24 40 40 Angouleme Counselling In France Counsellors, psychotherapists, NLP, CBT etc offering therapy in English to expatriates all over France on www.counsellinginfrance.com SSAFA France 05 53 01 64 54 email france@ssafa.org.uk No Panic France Helpline: 02 51 28 80 25. Open Mon, Wed & Fri 8pm - 11pm Outside these times call No Panic UK helpline: 0044 1 952 590 545 11h - 23h (French time) 7/7 www.nopanic.org.uk /nopanicfrance@orange.fr English-speaking Crisis Line SOS- HELP 01 46 21 46 46 3pm-11pm 7/7 British Consulate in Paris 01 44 51 31 00 British Consulate in Bordeaux 05 57 22 21 10 http://ukinfrance.fco.gov.uk/en/ Credit Agricole English Speaking Helplines Charente 05 45 20 49 60 Charente Maritime/Deux Sevres 05 45 20 01 31 Anglofile - Radio for British in Charente www.rcf.fr Tues 20h (repeated Sun 11h30). Angouleme 96.8, Chalais 96.9, Confolens 95.4, Ruffec 95.4, Char. Limousine 104.1, Cognac 89.9 The Advice Service (service may be charged for) Financial, employment, health, bereavement etc. Tel: Karen O'Callaghan 09 72 29 49 31 Notice: All material and advertisements in etcetera publications and on its website is the intellectual property of etcetera and may not be reproduced without permission. The editor takes due care for the correctness of the material but disclaims responsibility for inaccuracies beyond her control. Statut 5814Z Edition de Revues et Periodiques Siret: 513 683 425 00013 Directeur et rédacteur en chef - L Wallace Registered, La Gervaudie, 87190, Magnac Laval Impression: gds imprimeurs, Limoges. etcetera est disponible gratuitement, tirage 10,000 exemplaires Assurances AXA, 2 Fast help with French Ware’s Language Notes Richard Ware In October 2006 Richard Ware commenced a series of self learning language notes, the purpose of these was to introduce us to the French language and promote formal lessons. Services Linguistiques et Pratiques French Lessons Translation Interpretation Help with formalities etc Tel 05 55 00 31 15 Email: richard@frangle.fr www.frangle.fr No. Siret 453 669 624 000 26 Where do you want the conversation to go today? There are few things that make you feel more pleased with yourself than managing to communicate with someone who doesn’t speak your language, and French being so difficult for English speakers to learn, it can take a lot of effort and determination to get there. One step forward is to find useful things to say which are free-standing and versatile. And to decide to say them to everyone. The classic is to talk about the weather. French people talk about it just as much as we do, perhaps because it is so unpredictable these days, or simply because talking constantly about François Hollande gets a bit boring. My postman and I (and most of my neighbours as well!) have had many an exchange about the weather. Il fait beau aujourd’hui – or mauvais, froid, frais – It’s fine, horrid, cold or cool today is a great starter. Or as the French would say, Il ne fait pas chaud – it’s cold. In fact it can be all you say to begin with. The person you are talking to will come back with something equally banal, such as C’est la saison (It’s the season) or On annonce de la pluie (They say it is going to rain); Il va faire très chaud demain (It’s going to be very hot tomorrow). Perhaps the starting point is Nous partons en Angleterre la semaine prochaine – We are off to England next week. What do you think will come back at you? Vous prenez l’avion? (Are you taking the plane?) Vous y allez en voiture? (Going to drive?) Qu’est ce que vous allez faire là-bas? (What are you going to do over there?) Part of the game of speaking foreign is to try to think about what the other person is going to say before he says it. That way you can have your next party piece ready. You might tell the postman that your grand-children, my son, my daughter is/are coming next week. Mes petits enfants arrive(nt) la semaine prochaine. Whether one person is coming or the whole family the arrive(nt) bit sounds the same (areeve). If your husband or wife is the one who does the French talking, you’ll probably recognise the phrase (mon mari/ma femme arrive). You’ll have to think back to the last time they came to guess whether the reponse will be some quiet Ça sera bien (that will be nice) or Veillez à ce qu’ils n’entrent pas dans mon jardin (Take care they don’t come in my garden). A fourth topic of conversation that is very popular and full of potential is food. You could be very adventurous and take your neighbour a piece of cake you’ve made – Voici un morceau de gâteau que je viens de faire (Here’s a piece of cake I just made). Or something from the garden – Voici des cerises de mon cerisier (Here are some cherries from my cherry tree) The first time I did that the neighbour reciprocated with a plate of clafouti! As I mentioned above, one key to success is to have already thought about what might be said to you in return, which makes it easier to understand, but another is to have something ready made to follow up with. I know this doesn't sound much like the sort of spontaneous conversation you have in English, where you can say the first thing that comes into your head, but it is a start. From the third thing you say onwards you are maybe on your own! So for the weather conversation you might go on to say what you are going to do that day - Nous allons passer la journée à la plage (We are going to spend the day on the beach), or that your tomatoes will be ruined (nos tomates seront pourries), or simply Il faut en profiter (One must take advantage of it). You can combine the two positive ideas - Je vais en profiter pour passer la journée à la plage. Off to the UK? You can expand on that by saying who you are going to visit. Nous allons voir nos petits enfants (we are going to see our grandchildren). Nous allons rendre visite à mon oncle, qui est très riche, et qui risque de bientôt mourir (We are going to visit my uncle who is very rich and is likely to die soon). Nous allons nous régaler chez Tesco (We are going to treat ourselves at Tesco's). Of course they will ask you what Tesco's is. In fact it can be worth sprinkling what you say with unfamiliar names so you can predict what they come back with. For the visiting family you can go on to say something banal about them - Ils habitent à Birmingham (They live in Birmingham), Ils viennent tous les étés (They come every summer), Ils retardent trop leurs adieux (They outstay their welcome). Depuis notre arrivée en France nous les voyons beaucoup plus souvent (Since we arrived in France we see them much more often). In the case of the cake you can add C'est une de mes spécialités (It's one of my specialities). Ce n'est pas que les français qui savent faire de la pâtisserie (it's not just French people who can make pastries). But you need to be able to reel off what there is in it, as you are bound to be asked for the recipe! The core message of all this is that it needn't take much to start a little conversation going, and you will soon discover how very enthusiastic most of our neighbours out here are to communicate with us. Richard offers French lessons at his home base on Mondays and travels out to informal groups or individual learners on most other days of the week. If you can form a group around your table to share the hourly rate, lessons do not have to be expensive. For more details contact Richard on: 05 55 00 31 15 or visit his website www.frangle.fr These language notes are well read, very successful, highly popular and imitated… Richard brings the French language to life in easy to understand steps. Back articles are available for download for personal use from his website www.frangle.fr 3 Church & Other Notices English speaking church in the Poitou-Charentes Come and join us for one of our weekly Sunday services across The Poitou-Charentes. For more information about us, please visit: www.church-in-france.com / 05 49 97 04 21 See page 6 for details of Summer Fayre! RUFFEC-CONFOLENS-MONTBRON MEET TO MEDITATE (RuCoMo-M2M) Not-for-profit meditation & reading group for Christians, Buddhists, other faiths & atheists in NW Charente (16). lucy.harrisunun@btinternet.com / 06.15.19.72.62 THE FILLING STATION ~ Poitou-Charentes An informal way of expressing the Christian faith Mike& Eva Willis 05 49 87 89 16 michael.willis@sfr.fr www.thefillingstationfrance.com Eglise Protestant Unie de France The 'Paroisse Protestante de la Basse Marche' hold the following Sunday worships; Temple Thiat; 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th Sun 11h (Fr.) 3rd Sun 15h (Eng.) Temple Villefavard; 1st , 3rd Sun 10h45 (Fr.) 2nd, 4th Sun 10h30, catechism for children (Fr.), Culte commun 5th Sun (joint worship in Fr.) held alternately at Thiat and Villefavard For further info:Zoë Horlock 05 55 68 59 95 or Rev'd Stephen Sawyer 05 49 84 33 86 Jacques Chezeaud - Catholic Deacon Church service each Sunday 10am including gospel read in English & children's activities. http://lavieduclocher.free.fr The parishes of St Pierre aux Fontaines, St.Mathieu & St Sauver, Rochechouart (87) offer a warm welcome to all who attend their church services. Paris Le Lean, an English speaker, is available to help regarding, christenings, confirmation, marriages & funerals. leleanp@yahoo.com / 05 55 78 77 36 Having lived in Scotland for 34 years, Jacques has returned to the Limousin and has the specific responsibility of assisting and supporting the English speaking community. Jacques welcomes your contact: Jacques.chezeaud@gmail.com 06 78 71 69 56 CHARITY SHOP Place de l'Eglise, 87150 CUSSAC Open Tues & Fri 14h-17h30 Clothes for all the family, bedding, curtains etc. Prices from 2-10€. An English speaker is usually there on Fridays. All welcome. Christians together in the Limousin? Come and meet our friendly Christian Home Group which meets in the Rochechouart area every Wednesday. Tel : 05 55 48 98 04 The English speaking Church of the Valley of the Loire La Chapelle Notre Dame 86200 Ranton Services 3rd Sun of month 11h30. Communion service followed by refreshments and bring & share lunch in hall next to the church. www.escoval.org www.christiansindordogne.com derekcook3@sky.com France 05 53 57 83 30 / UK 01892 520882 Monthly Worship in English If your journey of life has brought you here to France, why neglect your journey of faith? We welcome everyone from whatever Christian tradition (or none) on the 3rd SUNDAY of the month, 3pm, at the temple in Thiat (NE HauteVienne). We are part of the Parish of the Basse-Marche of the Eglise Protestante Unie de France. The temple is on the main road close to the Mairie. After worship, there is tea/coffee and cake - and a chance to chat. For info,: Rev Derek Lawson 05 55 68 53 03 or Rev Stephen Sawyer 05 49 84 33 86 Eglise Protestante Evangélique 5 rue Nouvelle, 86500 Montmorillon Sunday Worship 10.30am Bible Study (English) Thursday 7pm Tel: 05 49 48 73 31 Bible Study (French) Thursday 8.30pm Tel: 05 49 91 06 33 Christian Fellowship and Bible Study Every Wednesday evening 19h30 - 21h30 Le Lindois area 16310 ~ Tel: 0545 66 13 81 Madeleine is still missing. The picture on the right shows what Madeleine may look like today. Please do not forget her. 0044 845 838 4699 www.findmadeleine.com www.orphanagefund.org.uk | info@orphanagefund.co.uk We welcome donations of items that can be sold at vide greniers to raise money. Collection points: Petticoat Lane British Shop, Chabanais or contact griffeepeter@hotmail.com / 05 49 97 11 76 Cards are re-cycled, re-designed and sold. LINAZAY POITOU-CHARENTES BRANCH Mission of The Royal British Legion To safeguard the welfare, interests and memory of those who are serving or have served in the Armed Forces and their dependants. Fundraising Through its annual Poppy Appeal raises funds to provide financial, emotional & social support. Social Meetings and active social events are held throughout the year. Membership of the Legion Membership is open to men and women over 17 who accept the objects of the Legion and commit themselves to take an active part in promoting them. It is not necessary to have served in the Armed Forces. Details of Membership and membership forms can be obtained via www.rblpoitou-charentes.fr Deposit unwanted bras & help support ABC! For info contact Sue Stagg below. NONTRON Le Vide Grenier, 10 rue de Piégut, 24300 NONTRON VARIOUS LOCATIONS 'Slimmercise' Slimming Clubs Lynne Stephens - 05 45 84 21 94 Email: slimmercise@gmail.com CELLFROUIN Tracey Brown - 05 45 31 6728 Email: tracemalc@hotmail.com JAVERLHAC Sue Stagg - 05 53 56 36 02 Email: sue.stagg@yahoo.co.uk Jours Fériés - 2014 1 January 20 April 21 April 1 May 8 May 29 May 8 June 9 June 14 July 15 August 1 November 11 November 25 December New Year Easter Sunday Easter Monday Labour Day Victory in Europe Ascension Pentecost Sunday Pentecost Monday Bastille Day Assumption All Saints Armistice 1918 Christmas 4 COLLECTION POINT Used postage stamps - In aid of the Royal National Institute for the Blind in the UK. Unwanted spectacles in support of Vision Aid, a charity serving African countries. Christie’s ~ Gençay T-Anne and Andrew 05.49.50.61.94 Christies.gencay@hotmail.com www.cancersupportfrance.info Our main reason for existing is to be there to offer support to those affected by cancer. We help by providing access to information about cancer & treatment, by attending Hospital /Doctors appts when possible, home visits or a supporting tel call. We help you ask the questions you need answers to. We try our very best to support you in the way that is best for you. We organise social meetings for relaxation and fun, bring and share lunches & take time to catch up with each other. For further information: CSF Charente Plus Joan Hogan - President 06 45 35 32 30 (24h answer service) Email: csf.charenteplus@gmail.com CSF Deux Sevres June Searchfield President 05 49 64 59 96 junesearchfield@gmail.com CSF Haute-Vienne (& Creuse) Sue Ware - President 06 04 43 39 87 (24hr answering service) email: csfhv@frangle.fr Clubs, Meetings & Associations SLIMMERCISE Get slim and get fit. Lose those excess pounds in a way that suits you. A Slimming Club offering individual support within a group. Classes at Sauzé Vaussais (79), Exideuil (16) & Alloue (16). Zumba Fitness or Zumba Gold with each class. Zumba Gold Every Monday Sauzé Vaussais (79) 10h45, every Monday Confolens (16) 15h15. Visit website to find a class near you or contact: Lynne Stephens 05 45 84 21 94 email slimmercise@gmail.com FARM WOMENS CLUB 1st Monday of month (unless notified). Jane Hoskyns, Secretary 05 55 60 68 13/06 70 69 84 48 / e: davidjane.hoskyns@orange.fr BOUSSAC MUSIC CLUB (23600) Every 3rd Saturday of month from 20h at Grand Café des Sports, 26 Place de l'Hôtel de Ville. All musicians and singers wishing to join in an evening of free fun and entertainment are most welcome, as are those who simply enjoy listening to live music. PA system and drum kit available, so just bring along your own instrument to have a good time. "Oh My Cod" fish & chips will be in the square or Philippe the bar owner will provide a charcuterie. All food can be eaten in the café. Bev or Dave Calladine : gemsandcrystalsmail@gmail.com or Mervyn or Rosie Wood: mervynjw@aol.com MUSICIANS WORKSHOP Do you play a musical instrument and would like to meet with like minded musicians? Whatever your instrument, come and join in. Whether you learn from music or by ear. We speak both French and English and are currently working on International dance music. Sunday's 2:30-5pm, Bussiere Galant Gare 87230. The more the merrier. For future dates please email: patriciawoodward@hotmail.co.uk GARDENERS IN POITOU CHARENTE Gardening Assoc. in Civray area. All welcome experienced or novices. Tea & coffee available. Meetings last Mon in month at La Chevrerie Salon de Thé at Arbres et Abeilles Nursery, Chez Perochon, 86250 Genouille. For directions or info tel: 05 49 87 52 37 ASSOCIATION MERIDIEN GREEN Learn the French culture Mon 8-9.30pm & Tues 2.30-4pm Salle de Associations at Saint Coutant (DeuxSevres). Annual fee 16€. For info: Maureen Dalby 05 49 29 94 50 or in French Brigitte Minault 05 49 29 48 98 ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS If you or someone you know has a drinking problem, there are now a number of Englishspeaking meetings of Alcoholics Anonymous in the South West of France. Alcoholics Anonymous is a Fellowship of men and women who share experience, strength and hope with each other that they may solve their common problem and help others to recover from alcoholism. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking. There are no dues or fees for A.A. membership and A.A. is not allied with any sect, denomination, politics, organization or institution. Our primary purpose is to stay sober and help other alcoholics to achieve sobriety. Tel: Ewen 05 53 05 76 62, Roger 05 55 76 22 65 or Nancy 02 54 24 09 74 E-mail: Publicinfo.swfrance@aa-europe.net or visit www.aafrancesud-ouest.com for details of English-speaking meetings. ‘ALL GIRLS TOGETHER’ SOCIAL GROUP FONTENILLE ST MARTIN (79110) A voluntary group who meet in a private house, alternate Weds, 14h-17h. We hold various events eg; card sale, beauty demonstration, games afternoons etc, but there is no cost involved, other than buying what's on offer if you wish. For details & directions: Vivien 05 49 37 51 98 LEARNING TOGETHER / APPRENONS ENSEMBLE Language Classes and Events Mon am: Beginners & Intermediate Weds am: Advanced/Conversation Thur: Conversation, Café des Megissiers, St Junien Games Night - Rochechouart: 1st Thurs Monthly lunches & social/cultural events www.learningtogether.me or Contact Sue Ratcliffe 05 45 31 50 86 email: sratcliffe46@gmail.com JEMS Adult Beginners Tap Class In association with Castaways Drama Group L’Ancienne Marie, 14, Place Emile Parrain, 23300, La Souterraine Contact: Jan Pitwell 09 66 96 44 85 ENTENTE INTERNATIONALE DU PAYS CIVRAISIEN (86400) Association offering social integration & practical support. 1st Thurs of month at 'Terres Rouges Lycee', Civray, 8pm 05 49 87 21 28/www.entente-internationale.com CADANSES FOLK We are a traditional French music and dance association based at the Salle des Fetes, 87230 Flavignac. We hold workshops every 2 weeks, teaching traditional French folk dances to music played by the Cadances Folk musicians. www.cadansesfolk.org Tel: 05 55 78 54 20 WOMEN’S BUSINESS NETWORK Les Dames de F.E.R. (Femmes Entrepreneurs Rurales) Business network for women to exchange ideas and to network. Based north Charente but have local groups for socialising and networking. www.lesdamesdefer.fr Email: lesdamesdefer@gmail.com ROMAGNE (86700) - ANGLO-FRENCH ASSOC. We organise events, trips, social evenings etc throughout the year for any nationality that has decided to make France their home. We hold at least one event per month, the aim to bring all the community together, help newcomers settle in, meet new friends and have good fun along the way. For more info on what's planned for this year, membership forms etc. Please contact us: EVERGREENS GOLF SOCIETY 05 49 87 69 75 / 05 49 97 13 78 A warm welcome for all, confirmed golfer or email: romagneinternational@gmail.com beginner. Friendly society competitions twice a THE ANGLO FRENCH RAILWAY MODELERS week. League teams and French golfing Set up to cater for all English-speaking model federation competitions. Teaching pro. Practice railway enthusiasts living in France. The group facilities. Extremely advantageous introductory is open to all nationalities and further details can membership. Don't hesitate. Come along and be had at this link http://afrm24.freeforums.net chat to us. We shall be delighted to meet you. The aim of the group is to promote and 15€ reduction on your first green fee. encourage the hobby of railway modeling in John Slade (Chairman): 05 45 71 50 44 France among expat English-speakers of all COMITÉ DES FÊTES ST MATHIEU (87440) nationalities and French nationals. Non-profit-making committee - organises events PERIGORD LAWN BOWLS CLUB throughout the year in St Mathieu. The committee La Charrue on the D939 near Vieux Mareuil. also organises events in conjunction with Culture Outdoor from May & short Mat Bowls in winter. en Tête. Monthly 'Salon Franco-Britannique' for Martyn Hayhow (President) discussions / exchanges of ideas on various T: 05 45 96 82 54 / E: ann.hayhow@sfr.fr subjects such as cooking, gardening and local Sue Carr (Secretary) T: 05 53 56 72 94 history. For info please call: www.bowlsfrance.com Sue 05 55 00 72 59 or Vanessa 05 55 00 83 54 MG ENTHUSIASTS FRENCH LESSONS - LES AMIS FRANGLAIS If you own an MG, or are passionate about ST PARDOUX 87 preserving the marque, then why not contact 4 options for adults learning French. Charente MG Owners. 10 week courses 5€/week (not for profit organisation) Graham Brunt Tel: 05 45 22 99 07 - French for absolute beginners and anyone who Email: the.brunts@wanadoo.fr doesn’t understand the basics www.charentemgowners.weebly.com - Basic everyday conversation and language PENSOL CARPET BOWLING CLUB (87440) Each Weds 14h30-17h, Pensol Salle Polyvalente. All equipment provided and carpets (33` long x 6` wide) are laid in readiness and removed afterwards. The balls are slightly smaller and lighter than Lawn or Short mat bowls. Our members are full of fun and will help you learn the game in no time at all. We take a short break at each meeting for refreshments. Fancy a DRAMA GROUP ~ MONTMORILLON game? Come and have a free trial. BRAVO! English/French drama group based in (Pensol is located between Marval & Dournazac) Montmorillon are looking for new members. Tel: Hilary on 09 72 23 13 20 or just turn up. Enthusiasm more important than experience. CALLING ALL WOMEN (CONFOLENS AREA) Ingrid 06 65 08 88 07 / ruthyz@orange.fr We are a group of like-minded women who got THE LIGLET ART GROUP together to form a group based loosely on the We meet at the smaller Salle de Fêtes in Liglet, principles of the NWR organisation in the UK. every Monday, 1pm-3pm. Donation of Our members come from a wide area around 5€/person. All mediums used (watercolour, oil, Confolens. We meet in each other's houses on acrylic, pastel) All levels welcome. alternate Wednesday afternoons to discuss Call Jo Holmans 05 49 84 11 84 issues that we consider interesting enough to research, as well as occasional visits to gardens MURDER MYSTERY GROUP (PENSOL) We are looking for new members. Pensol, dept and places of interest, walks & meals. 87 is just near the Dordogne border. If you are To join us please contact: from 16, 24, or 87 and would like to know more, Sheila 05 45 84 18 70 please email Roger at r.h.brayshaw@gmx.com michael.wilton@orange.fr 5 - Developing conversation and language - Intermediate French speaking Paul 05 87 59 50 63/paulovens@outlook.com CUSSAC (87150) - BOWLS CLUB Lawn/Short-mat,Crown-green&Flat-green Bowling If you have never played before or don't have your own bowls, don't worry. The club has a supply of bowls for your use and most of our now-competitive bowlers had never played before joining. New session times as follows: Mon am - outside (synthetic lawn) Weds eve - in gym - short-mat bowling (4 mats) Thurs am - in gym - short-mat bowling Fri am - outside (synthetic lawn) 6km Dordogne/Charente borders. Gym next to school near town centre. Roger Hammond: 05 55 50 40 89 / cussac-bowls-club@live.co.uk What's On TOP HAT QUIZZES Limalonges 2 June & 7 July Chef Boutonne 5 June & 3 July Aigre 11 June & 9 July Champniers 12 June & 10 July Theil Rabier 9 June & 14 July www.tophatquizzes.com 05 45 71 70 91 ASSOCATION DE L’I.S.L.E. EVENTS 3 June: Quiz Night Salle de la gare, L'Isle Jourdain 7 June: Garden Club Availles-Limouzine 13 June: Fish & Chip Night Rest. Le Barrage, Le Vigeant 14 June: Spring Walk 19 June: Club Midi 21 June: Fête de la Musique Language & patchwork w/shops - contact for details www.livingin86.com / Isabelle 05 49 84 17 73 LA BRETAGNE, ST JUNIEN (87200) - Vide Grenier 15 June, 8h-18h. Info/inscription: 05 55 02 64 30 EXOUDUN (79800) - Expo of Lacemaking 14 June, 10h-18h, free entry Exhibition trade stands & refreshments available GORRE (87310) - Ball trap compak sport charity fundraising event in aid of guide dogs for the blind 13 July, 10h until late, Les chatonettes Hog roast set meal 10€ pp (bookings only for dinner) To book please tel: 06 38 55 49 88 before 10 July Beer tent, music, paint ball, vide grenier, plants, books, cake, art & craft stalls & much more. To book a stall please contact 05 55 48 18 74 BRUX (86510) - Concert: The Phoenix Chorale 1 June, 18h, Brux church Further info: 05 49 29 97 81 or 05 45 89 14 84 LUCHÉ SUR BRIOUX (79170) - Summer Fair 28 June, 10h-17h at The Market, see page 16 BUSSIERE BADIL (24360) - Foire des Potiers 29 May - 1 June, 10h-19h, La Grande Hall. VIDEIX (87600) - CSF Haute-Vienne Fundraising Lunch 15 June, 12 noon, at the lake at La Chassagne Menu: kir, duo of pate, bbq pork & pommes boulanger, selection of cheeses and salad, strawberry tartlet, wine & coffee included. 18€ pp. For info & reservations: 05 55 00 31 15 AIGRE (16140) - Marché Anglais 7 June, all morning, town centre LA CHATONGE CHOIR - Concerts 3 June, 20h, St.Herie, Matha 10 June, 20h, L’Eglise, Fontenet CONCERTS DE LA CHORALE PHILOMELE 9 June, 18h: The Cultural Centre, Place du Gare Rochechouart in honour of the Town Twinning groups of Rochehouart and Oettingen 22 June: 11h30, Summer Fête on banks of river Glane, Site Corot, St Junien 14 July: 10h, St Junien, to commemorate 70th Anniversary of the liberation of St Junien. For info: Tel: 05 55 03 69 70 or 06 32 66 80 35 / Email: pmthemaskells35@gmail.com or visit http://choralephilomele.wordpress.com BEAULIEU-SUR-SONNETTE (16450) - Summer Fayre 14 June, 10h30 - 15h30, La Serpouillere Traditional ‘English’ garden fete. Games, stalls, sideshows, live music, lunches & bar. The Chaplaincy of Christ the Good Shepherd www.church-in-france.com ST GERMAIN-DE-LONGUE-CHAUME (79200) - Summer Market 15 June, 11h-17h, Salle des Fêtes (on D19) More than 30 stands. Free entry. Organised by Aidez Assoc. to raise funds for local charities. LAC DE MONDON, CROMAC (87160) - Chez Toi 7 June: Charity Fundraiser. Books, plants, craft stalls & more + bar/restaurant open. From 11h. Pool open from 14h. See ad page 24 Authentic Indian Cuisine in the evening. For details on donating books or having a stand tel: Deborah or Allan 05 55 60 20 86 14 June: Anton’s 60’s / 70’s Music Revival 28 June: Farfelus Folk Music LAC DE MONDON, CROMAC (87160) - Music 22 June, from 12h, at the lake (J22 off A20) A massive acoustic music event! You are welcome to bring a picnic and afterwards join in with the singing, playing, or even just listening while the bands play French traditional folk music, Jazz, Cajun, Blues, Irish, English traditional folk music & more! All musicians and singers welcome to join in and help make this a day to remember! Lakeside bar & restaurant ‘Chez Toi’ will be open. DEPTS 19, 23, 86 & 87 - Open Gardens 2014 28-29 June, 10h-19h 30 gardens open to the public to raise money for “A Chacun son Everest”. See page 32 LA TRIMOUILLE (86290) - Conference / Presentation on the theme ‘Une réduction du minerai de cuivre ou les premiers métallurgistes’. 12 July, 15h, Moulin de la Font à la Trimouille Free entry but reservation recommended. 06 81 16 96 95 / moulindelafont@gmail.com / www.lemoulindelafont.com LES GRANDS-CHÉZEAUX (87160) - Violin & Piano Romantic Concert 8 June, 17h30 for 18h start, at the church Greek pianist Elli Tsampa & French violinist Anaïs Ponty will take us on a romantic and colourful classical journey, with works by Wieniawski, Grieg, Chopin, Tchaikovsky & Brahms. Seats limited. Tickets: 10€. Under 18: free Early bookings by phone (05 55 76 70 15) or by e-mail (cazalibus@orange.fr) MARCILLAC LANVILLE (16140 ) - Celebration & Thanksgiving : 10th Anniversary of the Chaplaincy of Christ the Good Shepherd Poitou Charentes 6 July, 10h30, L’Abbatiale St Maur The Chaplain and Wardens extend an invitation to ALL, to the service followed by a ‘bring and share’ lunch in the nearby Salles des Fêtes. Further details on www.church-in-france.com SAINT MATHIEU (87440) - Fête du Lac 19 July, 14h-midnight, Lake at St. Mathieu Family fun day with introduction to canoeing, fishing competition for children, pony rides, traditional games, fairground rides, lots of stalls, sandwiches, bar, vide grenier, evening meal, crêpes, ice-cream, rock band, limousine dancing and fireworks. Some spaces left for vide grenier and gift stalls. Comité des Fêtes. Please contact Sue 05 55 00 72 59 or Vanessa 05 55 48 83 54. GENOUILLE (86250) - Fête 8 June. Brocante, sauerkraut, fireworks, accordian band. CHATAIN (86250) - Fête d’Antan 9 June. Vide grenier, brocante, music,entertainment CHATAIN (86250) - Fête des Voisins et Feu de Products as usual to whet appetites plus gifts BELLAC (87300) - Vide Garage & Vintage Car Auction la St Jean. 21 June. Boules 14h 15 June, Parc Charles Silvestre CHARROUX (86250) - Balade Rétro mobile CONFOLENS (16500) - Marché Franglais Vide Garage: 9h-18h / Auction: 15h 14 June. 100km circuit. 20€ per car. 21 June, am, market hall. British & French products Snacks & Bar available, free entry for visitors 05 49 87 60 12 / charroux@wanadoo.fr / MAISONNAIS-SUR-TARDOIRE (87440) - Fête de Auction for classic & collectable vehicles only www.charroux-en-poitou.com la Musique Tariffs: Parts sale: 2€/ml - Auction: 30€/vehicle (4 21 June, from 18h. A 3 hour concert with over a wheels) / 10€/vehicle (2 wheels) CHARROUX (86250) - Fête des Enfants dozen acts! Bar and food available. Info/reservations: 05 55 71 10 43 / 06 25 03 64 46 14 June. Plus Moules Frites in the evening APE : 05 49 97 00 37 FÊTE DE LA MUSIQUE Vahlbellac@gmail.com JOUSSE (86350) - Fête de la St Jean 21 June. Events will take place across the country. Check with your local Tourist Office or Mairie for details ORADOUR-SUR-VAYRES (87150) - Garden 21 & 22 June Info Mairie : 05 49 87 81 03 Party Fundraiser - Guide Dogs for the Blind School CHASSENON (16150) - Grand Concert SURIN (86250) - Model aeroplane competition 29 June, 13h-17h, 17 avenue du 8 Mai 1945 14 June, 19h30 til late. Entry 10€, under 12 free See page 23 7 & 8 June, 10h-18h, At the site of the The Binuchards - rock festif - music from the aéromodélisme de Surin. Free entry Deux Sèvres and local group Troisième Division LE DORAT (87210) - Marché des Producteurs 26 June, 10 & 24 July, 7 & 21 August, from 17h, LE DORAT (87210) - Horse Racing from Saillat (87). Food & drink on sale. 15 June, 14 July & 15 August Place de la Collégiale. Organised by the Comité des Fêtes To celebrate the 10th anniversary there will be a www.hippodromedorat.com LA TRIMOUILLE (86290) - Journées du free tombola plus free face painting for children LES HEROLLES (86290) - Market Patrimoine de Pays & des Moulins at each market except 26 June 29th of month (am), unless Sun: moved to Mon. 13, 14 & 15 June, 10h-18h, Moulin de la Font à ECHALLAT (16170) - 8th Festival of Arts La Trimouille ANGOULEME (16000) Organic farmers market Theme: ‘Sons, lumières & couleurs’. Guided visits, 1, 2 & 3 August. See page 17 for details Every Weds 16h-19h30 Workshops and exhibits of a large range of arts. 1st & 3rd Weds - Champniers exhibition of paintings & sculptures. Free entry 14 June: Concert with André Gaborit. Free entry CAUNAY (79190) - Mad Hatter’s Kitchen Events 2nd Weds - Ma Campagne but reservation recommended. 21 June: Mad Hatter’s Ball 4th Weds - Puymoyen 4 July: Music in the Garden. See page 24 06 81 16 96 95 / moulindelafont@gmail.com LE DORAT (87210) - Cinema / www.lemoulindelafont.com MONTBRON (16220) - Summer Music http://cinemadudorat.free.fr/ 12 July, 18h30, Church of St Maurice, Free entry BUSSAC (24350) - Music Festival First summer musical evening featuring sacred BELLAC (87300) - Theatre du Cloitre 8 June, 13h-17h, Borderage and secular choral music, medieval and modern For events/shows visit www.theatre-du-cloitre.fr In aid of Phoenix & Twilight. See page 23 With ‘Voces Concordiae’ Anglo-French choir of LIMOGES - Flea Market LADIGNAC LE LONG (87500) - Fête Nationale Every 2nd Sunday of the month. 13 July, featuring Scottish band ‘The Flavours’. Montbron. Visit: www.vocesconcordiae.com 6 Professional, Language & Financial Services Beginner's French Group or Private lessons Home lessons available Emmanuelle Curtis Villessot 'Manou' 06 63 54 33 28 / 05 55 68 04 41 Siret:491 864 229 000 19E Emmanuelle Curtis Villesot French lessons for all abilities, individual or group sessions, at my home or yours (within a reasonable distance). Whether you have just arrived in France or you have been living in France for a while and wish to participate more in the conversations around the table!! I am a French female teacher with experience of working in English and French environments. Relaxed and focused sessions tailored to the needs of the individual. I specialise in helping beginners to communicate confidently & fluently in French Made-to-measure French lessons with an English speaking, qualified language teacher Language School Secretarial and Administration Services Certified Legal Interpreting & Translating Coaching Based near Magnac-Laval - 87190 Tel: 07 81 90 61 04 / 05 19 23 00 00 Email: martininledognon@gmail.com www.beginners-french.com 15 Place d’Armes 86150 L’Isle Jourdain Tél. 05 49 84 17 73 Email: isabelle@continental-horizons.com Siret: 798 931 861 00016 siret 483 146 353 00014 Beginner’s French If you are reading this, you are probably looking for the right French teacher for you. To be effective, language teaching needs to be engaging, fun, stimulating and relevant. Above all, you need to learn with somebody who inspires confidence and creates a relaxed and supportive environment. Using a multi-media approach with video, audio, personalised handouts, puzzles and games, all my courses are made-to-measure. I get you speaking the language from day one. Continental Horizons We invite you to come and see Isabelle VOISIN SEAGRAVE who can help you understand all aspects of living in France. Thanks to her rich experience in legal, tax, insurance and banking sectors in France and in the UK, and liaising with banks, insurance companies, lawyers, notaires and administration agencies, Isabelle will be able to explain your personal circumstances, and deal with any queries in all areas of your life here; e.g. personal, social, business, health etc. Thanks to our business expanding, we now hold regular presentations. www.continental-horizons.com Sandrine TUYERAS Insurance Agent In Champagnac la Rivière (87150) All Insurances Finance & Investment Every Monday & Tuesday With Sandrine Durand Email : H987041@agents.allianz.fr Siret: 488 296 450 00015 French Lessons at Dino’s: Champagnac la Rivière We have 3 different levels : Conversation, Intermediate and Beginner. The lessons take place every Mon & Tues. If you would like more information, we can meet and have a cup of coffee at Dino’s. Furthermore, if you need common administrative help, you can ask me. Please, contact me as above. Translation-Advice-Support All Translations/Interpreting into French and English, (incl. CERTIFIED) Legal (& other) Advice, Disputes, Red Tape, Health, Paperwork … and much more Professional, Friendly, Discrete Rita 05 49 07 27 14 / 06 86 98 85 44 Translation-Advice-Support Services 30 years of translating/interpreting in France, in all sectors, including legal, health and more, while establishing close working relations with lawyers, hospital specialists, notaires, bailiffs, etc. and working with and for the public at large has given me a rich and practical knowledge base. These invaluable assets that I share with my clients, combined with a real empathy towards people can make things far less costly and so much easier.. 4 Place de l’Hôtel de Ville 87140 NANTIAT 5 rue Lamartine 87300 BELLAC Tél. 05 55 68 11 80 Fax. 05 55 68 73 91 N°ORIAS 14001253 Allianz - Mois Du Sourire Until 21st July 2014, Allianz extends special offers for any new subscription on car insurance, house insurance, medical insurance and legal assistance insurance contracts. With this special operation called “Mois du Sourire”, you can benefit from 2 free months on the premium of your new contract, and automatically participate in a lottery to win many prizes (home cinema, television, iPad, smartphone…). So, please do not hesitate to contact us or to visit the office for a free quotation. Insurance … Useful Vocabulary 05 55 78 16 21 / 06 83 07 66 98 r.sandrine.durand@orange.fr Agent d'assurance - insurance agent L'assuré - policy holder Catastrophes naturelles - natural disasters Dégat des eaux - water damage Incendie - fire Responsabilité civile propriétaire - civil liability insurance Assurance automobile - vehicle insurance Déclaration de vol - police form following a theft Assurance multirisques habitation / assurance multirisques vie privée / la multirisque - building and contents insurance Valeur vénale - current market value Franchise - excess Assurance dommages-ouvrage - insurance needed when building Au tiers - third party only Au tiers illimité or tiers complet - third party fire and theft Tous risques - comprehensive cover Bonus-malus - no claims bonus Attestation d’assurance - proof of insurance Constat amiable d'accident - motor accident report sheet Résiliation - cancellation letter Assurance scolaire - school insurance Assurance décès - life insurance 7 Professional, Language & Financial Services Need help with… translation, learning French (English and/or Spanish), insurance, formalities, property, etc? I can help you! Call me for an informal chat … Laetitia 06 09 66 44 55 Email: laetitia.roux@ehl.ch Karen O’Callaghan 09 72 29 49 31 siret 795 250 505 00018 ICE SE DV ICE RV THE A Based 87300 Blanzac Siret 802 052 423 00018 FRENCH PENSIONS The Advice Service Do you have problems here or in the U.K.? I am a fully trained counsellor who has worked for many years within the Citizens Advice Bureau & Age Concern. I am qualified to a very high standard to assist in all social situations, debt, mortgage, rent, employment, health, separation, divorce, bereavement, wills, benefit entitlement, pensions etc. I have represented many clients in court/tribunal in the U.K and have knowledge, experience of French legal system/tribunal. For confidential, reliable advice please give me a call. I am sure to find a solution to problems large or small. T TOM COKER C WILL ADVISOR (Conseiller Testamentaire) 05 55 75 08 82 tom.coker@wanadoo.fr 14 Les Petites Doumingeas 87500 Ladignac Le Long siret 43296410400025 Tom Coker - Will Advisor As an English solicitor I had many years experience of advising private clients on their wills and related matters. Having lived in France for over 10 years I also have an understanding of the French approach to the same issues. My role is to help English nationals resident in France in the making of their wills. Where there are estates in both England and France I will liaise between the professionals. I hope to make practical and pragmatic suggestions as to how to deal with problems. I can also assist with such matters as Lasting Powers of Attorney, Living Wills and their French equivalents. If you work or have worked in France, you are entitled to a French pension. This is actually one of the things you pay contributions for! A lot of you confuse contributions and income tax. Although they both hurt, they are not the same. Contributions are what you pay towards health, unemployment, pensions, etc and you pay that to either RSI, MSA, URSSAF, etc and it is a % of your turnover (auto-entrepreneurs) or a big amount each year (micro, SARL, etc.). So how does it work and more importantly how much could you get? This article will only give you a broad view of it so for more in depth details, contact me! 1) THE GREAT PRINCIPLE OF PENSIONS The system itself is a shambles! Because it is the workers who pay for the pensioners! That was OK in the 1960’s as they were 4 workers for 1 pensioner but now the ratio is 2 for 1 and forecasted to be 1.2 for 1 by 2030. This is why successive French governments are doing reforms all the time (average one per year). It is basically so they can give us less and less!! The main principle in France is that provided you have worked for 42 years, you can retire from 62 year old (no difference between men and women). But in order to have worked 1 year, you need to accumulate 4 quarters (4x3 months) so the French government does not count how many years but how many quarters. As an auto-entrepreneur, you need to earn a minimum amount per year to at least register one quarter! 2) HOW IS IT CALCULATED There are 2 pensions: The basic old age pension and the complementary pension. Both are government pensions and are an obligation to contribute towards! a) Basic Pension: It depends on what job you do so you could contribute to either R.S.I., M.S.A., CNAVPL, etc (each type of job has its own pension scheme) but how much you will get is calculated the same way and based on 3 criteria: -The average of your best 25 years of salary -A % between 0 and 50 depending on how long you have worked during your life (at 67 years old, it is automatically 50%). Note that the years you have worked outside of France count as long as you can prove them (salary slip for example). -The number of quarters you have worked in this particular job type divided by the reference of number of quarters (42 years so 168 quarters). E.g.: You could have worked as an artisan 10 years and as a gardener 5 years so 10 years with RSI and 5 years with MSA so you would get 2 different basics pensions (one from RSI and one from MSA). This is the formula: (average wage X 50 %*) X (Nbre of quarter’s worked/ 168 semester) *if you have worked 42 years during your life. E.g.: My best 25 years average wage was 15000€ and I worked in France and the UK (need to be able to prove it) for a total of 42 years (so I am entitled to 50%) and I have worked as an artisan (RSI) for 28 years (112 quarters) so my basic pension from RSI will be (15000x50%) x (112/168) = 4999€ per year! This amount is to be added to other basic pensions (maybe also from UK) and the complementary pension. In any case, the maximum pension you can get from your basic pension is 50% of your average earning. b) Complementary pension: This one is a bit easier to understand. When you pay your contributions, you buy some points. The more you earn, the more you contribute and the more points you have. The value of the point for RSI is 1.1777€ for 2014 so when you retire you multiply the number of points you accumulated by the value of the point. The value of the point changes each year and is reduced if you have not worked enough years. Note that the value of the point when you buy it is 17.309€! Yes, it is not a joke, it is worth 10 times less when you get it back! Obviously, different jobs, different complementary pensions and different value of points!! Would be too easy otherwise! 3) PRIVATE SAVINGS: You must have gathered by now that the best way to get a good pension is to do it yourself!! So what type of pension schemes are available for you in France: a) Assurance vie: Yes, I know, I keep going on about this wonderful saving account but this is because it’s brilliant! Not just because I get a commission for it! This is the most popular one for pensions because it is flexible (You can stop and start your regular payment into it, the money stays available, etc.) and offers tax advantages once you retire. Basically, you save regularly when you work and when you want to retire, you can either take it out as a lump sum or as regular revenue or both! And if you had the policy for more than 8 years, this revenue will be tax free up to a certain limit per year. b) PERP: This is only good in order to reduce your income tax during your working life as the government gives you a rebate depending on what tax scale you pay. If you are taxed at 5.5% and you put 1000€ per year into a PERP, your tax is reduce by 5.5% of 1000 so 55€! So only good if you are taxed at 30% or 40%. It is not flexible as it is transformed automatically as an annuity when you retire and you can’t get to it before you retire. c) Contrat MADELIN: Same as PERP but for self-employed and even less flexible. CONCLUSION: The pension system in France can be quite complicated to understand and you deserve a medal if you have understood it all from my explanation above!! The problem is that it’s never the same whether you are a farmer, an artisan, a commerçant or an employee. If you really want to get depressed and know roughly how much you will get, you can contact me as we have a software which can calculate it for you. But because the government is changing the rules all the time, and never in our favour, you are better off getting prepared yourself by opening a saving account. So don’t hesitate to contact me to see which saving scheme would be more appropriate for you. Isabelle Want Mob : 06 17 30 39 11 Email : isabelle.want@bh-assurances.fr 8 Professional & Financial Services MARIE VOISINNE Insurance, Banking & Investment Car – House – Health – Retirement… réinventons / notre métier 9 Avenue Denfert Rochereau B.P. 10 - 87300 BELLAC N° Orias 14-000-482 TEL : 05 55 68 04 90 FAX : 05 55 68 01 15 Email : agence.voisinne@axa.fr Insurer to etcetera (English spoken) AFFIXE offers practical help in dealing with administration, tax offices, health services, insurance, notaries, accountants, utilities, craftspeople and more TRANSLATION from or into French ADVICE and SUPPORT INTERPRETATION at meetings TELEPHONE CALLS on your behalf RESEARCH on legal requirements etc BOOK-KEEPING services For details, prices, references contact Alison McDonagh Tel 05 49 87 17 60 AXA - ‘Summer holidays : Burglars paradise’ Summer holidays are synonymous with long absences and empty houses. Two out of three burglaries happen between the months of June and August, with an increase of 11,2% since 2010 (one theft every 3 minutes!). To allow peace of mind during your holiday, we have solutions for you. Indeed, we work with PROTECTION 24, an enterprise specialising in electronic surveillance. Furthermore, whilst renovating at your home, in case of accident, we have also interesting and affordable insurance solutions. Please ask for further information. We are of course also available for all your other needs. We look forward to seeing you soon. Email alison@affixe.com Online www.affixe.com 15 Rue des Vieux Chênes, 86350 St Martin L’Ars SIRET number: 489 085 522 00030 Small Business Issues with CAST Compulsory Qualifications In order to practice certain professional activities, it is necessary to be qualified. For these activities you are required to provide, at the inscription of your business set-up, an attestation of professional qualification. This obligation applies just as much to auto-entrepreneurs, as to all other business structures. The attestation must mention either the title of the diploma or qualification, in certain cases the equivalent in professional experience acquired allowing the person to be recognised as qualified, or an engagement to recruit a qualified employee to undertake the qualified work. The creation of the auto-entrepreneur scheme provided an opportunity to inscribe online with few formalities. Especially at its very start, you could sign up for any activity that you wished and there were no objections or controls, no verifications of compulsory qualifications. After about a year, the Chambre de Métiers persuaded the authorities that it was not tolerable that people were able to set up within the artisanal activities frame without any verification of qualifications. From that point all auto-entrepreneur requests were filtered and those belonging to the Chambre de Métiers were redirected to their nearest Chambre. The controlled artisanal activities concerned are : • Repairs to vehicles and bodywork • Building - structural work, secondary work and finishing • Chimney sweeping • Beautician • Dental Prostheses Technician • Baker, pastry chef, butcher, charcutier, fish monger, ice cream maker • Blacksmith • Hairdresser • Plumbing, heating, electricity, air-conditioning, water, gas or electricity installation After a certain amount of time this was tightened with forced registrations with the Chambre de Métiers for those trades that are not subject to qualifications, such as cleaning. The Chambre de Métiers had tightened up on their domain, protecting their trades and the clients by putting in place these controls. If you had subscribed online before the filters were put in place, you are required to now inscribe with the Chambre de Métiers so that your status can be validated. However, qualifications are required not only within the domain of the trade or artisanal activities. There are obviously recognised bodies that control and represent certain professions, such as lawyers, doctors and chartered accountants. You would never imagine somebody to set-up online as an auto-entrepreneur to be a doctor, but this is theoretically possible, as the filters on the system have only been put in place to cover the artisanal activities and no others. So if the activity is a commercial or professional one, you will not be stopped from inscribing to do it or asked to produce your qualifications or necessary aptitudes, even though you are legally required! The activities are numerous that require some kind of qualification. I will give you a few examples: • Bed & Breakfast with meals - You are required to have a food hygiene qualification, an alcohol licence and to have undertaken the ‘permis d’exploitation’ course • Estate Agent - Official estate agency qualification • Agent commercial en immobilier - A signed mandat with two estate agents • Transport - Whether this be a man with a van or a large haulage company a qualification as a transport manager or equivalent experience and an attestation of capacité professionnelle to validate its authencity in France • Dog kennels or cattery - Qualification in animal husbandry in the animal domain and an attestation of capacité professionnelle to validate its authenticity in France • Taxi driver - This types of obligation depends on the clientele or types of services offered,i.e. traditional taxi services or shuttle services but all require validation by the Prefecture If you have UK experience or qualifications, you may find that this needs to be validated by the Prefecture or by an organization, who provide an attestation de capacité professionnelle. The important point is that this information is not thrown at you. You need to find this out, by speaking to an expert or the Chambre de Commerce or Chambre de Métiers. The fact that you are ignorant does not excuse your legal obligation and responsibilities. 9 Professional & Financial Services The last three months have not made a great deal of difference to the value of euro. It is half a cent above its average daily price against the US dollar and half a cent below its three-month average against sterling. Over the last month the story is very similar; the euro has conceded three quarters of a cent to the pound and is stronger by half a cent against the dollar. The situation today is almost exactly as it was at the turn of the year. The European Central Bank's tussle with persistently low inflation could see it embark on a money-printing programme similar to those carried out by Britain, America and Japan. The US Federal Reserve is winding down its own presses but not as quickly as investors would prefer. And the Bank of England is being deliberately vague about its plans to increase sterling interest rates. So investors are left to scrutinise the economic data as they appear, reading into them whatever they think they can about the future. In April they failed to come down strongly in favour of any of the major currencies. Sterling came out on top because the UK data were stronger than the rest of the field. The Australian and New Zealand dollars were at the rear of the field because of nervousness about "risky" investments. The US dollar struggled, especially after news that its economy hardly grew at all in the first quarter of the year. And the euro soldiered on, aided and abetted by the president of the ECB. ECB President Mario Draghi would like his currency to settle down, even to weaken, to help him return Euroland inflation - currently 0.7% - to its 2% target. He says he has a money-printing strategy on the stocks, ready to launch if inflation remains low. But the market's assumption is that the ECB will do its utmost to avoid going down that path. Investors are therefore relaxed about the euro's monetary outlook and are not inclined to punish it for something that has not yet happened and might never. They rattle the euro's cage from time to time, just to show they are taking an interest, but they have no inclination to give it a hard time. Unless and until the ECB does act to dampen the currency and lift inflation - and it is not inconceivable that the move could come in early May - the euro is unlikely to suffer to much damage. Let’s talk currency Sue Cook Regional Coordinator Centre Ouest 87600 Rochechouart +33 (0)555 036 669 +33 (0)689 992 899 E: sue.c@currenciesdirect.com www.currenciesdirect.com Siret: 444 729 008 00011 Sending money overseas? Contact Carole Jaskarzec, Account Manager at Moneycorp Call: +44 (0)20 7589 3000 Email:etcetera@moneycorp.com please quote etcetera www.moneycorp.com Tired of tackling the foreign exchange market? Hang up your gloves and speak to the currency experts! Fast, low cost, secure and easy foreign exchange services For free information, market news or any quote, please contact us! Call Virginie Marin at PDQFX! Phone: +44 (0) 207 220 1746 Email: vm@pdqfx.com Web: www.pdqfx.com PRESCRIPTION GLASSES The French government has changed its plans on capping reimbursements of prescription glasses, thanks to an outcry from opticians. As of next year, the cap for State reimbursements will be 450€, not 350€ as planned. The idea of reducing the cap to 200€ by 2018 has also been scrapped. 10 Music Wouldn’t it be great if there were free open air music events all over the country? The variety of events would cater for all tastes: classical; jazz; pop; blues; choral; teens with drums; reborn rockers; pianists; quartets; solos and brass bands. The musicians perform for free and nobody pays to get in. And on that day the artists could do their thing without paying any performing rights fees. Anyone can take part in an event somewhere, professional or amateur. And the government will even support your event by publicising it on a national website and providing posters. What a wonderful concept for a day of celebration of music. Fortunately, this isn’t just the pipe dream of some music enthusiasts; it’s “La Fête de la Musique”. It all started in Paris, and was formalised into a national event in 1982 by the then Ministère de Culture, Jack Lang. The idea: To make music available to all with a special day of all genres of music. And what better day for this mostly outdoor event than the longest day, or summer solstice. The 21st June. So each year, while the druids congregate at Stonehenge, musicians and singers all over France perform their hearts out for everyone who comes along to support them. But it doesn’t end there: Within three years “La Fête de la Musique” had become a pan-European celebration and continued to grow globally. Today it occurs in over 100 countries on 5 continents. And it’s not just in Paris and the big cities. For example, the Haute-Vienne village of Maisonnais-sur-Tardoire, known for its honey festival, has expanded their local music fête into a three hour concert of over a dozen acts of mixed music in the recently refurbished village bourg. The gates open at 18h ready for a feast of musical variety, with the obligatory bar, food and even ice creams for a warm summer evening. Elsewhere in the surrounding regions there will be performances in Angouleme, Limoges, Poitiers, Bordeaux and many more towns and villages. France has a veritable plethora of events and the theme that permeates all of them: Enthusiasm and support. So come along to a “Fête de la Musique”, sing along, feast and be merry, but most of all enjoy this amazing unique celebration of music. Rhythm of Life Hi and welcome back to ‘The Rhythm Of Life’. On June 21 there are two very special events in France. First being ‘Fête de la Musique’ day, where the nation spills into the streets or local venue (traditionally venues not normally used for music also hold events e.g. Museum) and enjoys live music, whether they are playing or just listening and soaking in the atmosphere. It’s the one day per year where everyone celebrates music. The second event …. its my birthday!, of equal importance and excitement (well maybe not!?). So in honour of that day, June’s article is about a man who has contributed an extraordinary amount to the world of music, both as part of a group and as a solo artist. Sir Paul McCartney (also born in June!) and his album ‘Band On The Run’. Yes, I could have gone for the cliché and chosen ‘Dancing In The Street’ by Bowie and Jagger but I couldn't do it, the video with the two megastars ‘dancing’ down a back street alley still gives me nightmares! Early in April 1970 Ringo Starr arrived at the front door of Paul’s house with a mission from the other Beatles, in his hand he carried a letter from John Lennon and George Harrison informing McCartney that they had officially requested EMI to postpone the release date of his forthcoming solo release in order not to clash with the release of the long anticipated new Beatles album ‘Let It Be’. The recording of Let It Be had been a difficult process with McCartney feeling separated from the group and relations being stretched to breaking point (quite literally). McCartney felt this latest ‘request’ from the band was too much, and so a week later, Paul McCartney left the Beatles, and called an end to the biggest group in the world and one of the greatest partnerships to ever make music. Now, this is the Beatles, you don't just quit and then carry on with your life the next day, maybe pop to Carrefour and do a little shopping?! McCartney fell to the edge of complete breakdown. Sleepless nights (‘how do you sleep ?’ written by Lennon about McCartney had a new irony), panic attacks about not being able to record music anymore, and spending his days drinking and sedating himself with drugs. Then McCartney started to work again (with a simple tape machine), using the recording process as therapy, and getting his ideas on tape. He worked on old material and new, even resurrecting songs from the Quarrymen days. Although containing such great material as ‘Maybe I'm Amazed’ (written for his new wife, Linda) his first album, ‘McCartney’, came under fire from all directions, including his ex-band mates; Ringo, quoted as saying ‘I feel like he’s just wasted his time’ and Lennon who simply stated ‘rubbish!’. No doubt McCartney was crushed. 1970 fell into 1971 and Linda, wanting to help her husband dry out and keep productive convinced Paul to leave the battles with the Beatles behind and retreat to their remote farm in Scotland (this area of Scotland was to be later immortalised by McCartney’s song ‘Mull of Kintrye’). While hidden away in tranquillity, with the encouragement of his wife, he began to write and record again and what came out was the album RAM, but McCartney also had the idea of maybe starting a new band for his next project. The band would become Wings. The group, with Linda on keyboards, had a subtle start with the first two albums pleasantly received but nothing earth shattering, it wasn't until their third, ‘Band On The Run’ that McCartney really stepped from the Beatles shadow and made his individual impact on music. Wanting to record somewhere different than Scotland but still keen to work privately, Paul and Linda chose an EMI studio in Nigeria. However, problems started early on, his band quit in the week leading up to departing, then when the three remaining members (Paul, Linda and Denny Laine on bass) arrived for recording, the studio consisted of a broken mixing desk, a cardboard box of assorted microphones and a few amplifiers. Understandably, the McCartney’s were concerned. But wanting to overcome adversity and succeed Paul decided to do all guitar and drum work himself and make the album. The result is one of the best selling albums of all time and one of McCartney’s best loved works. The album covers everything from bubble gum pop, 70s rock, orchestral grandiose, haunting ballads and Reggae (the title track alone covers most of these genres!) and can be considered a masterpiece alongside his ‘Fab Five’ work and closed part one of his career, starting the next with series of world tours. Paul McCartney continues to influence generations of musicians, including myself (I have met him a couple of times and he is truly inspirational), and (with maybe the exception of ‘The Frog Song’ ?) has contributed something truly significant to every decade of music since the 1960s. An unbelievable career and of such importance to not only a certain genre but music itself. Curtis Simmons 11 Domestic & Keyholding Services John Lewer POINTS TO PONDER… Let us look after your house and gardens for you. 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The Language Centre continues to run French & English language courses throughout the week, including conversation groups with native speakers at only 5€ per person with Cream Tea. The website contains full details of all activities. La Pimparola Bijoux et Cadeaux Contact Helen 05 55 60 20 88 or email info@lapimparola.com www.lapimparola.com Siret : 79797238700014 La Pimparola Bijoux et Cadeaux is a Company based in the Limousin offering a wide range of gifts and jewellery. We have a selection of jewellery and handwoven beaded items. We will be adding our handmade bags to the range shortly as well as our bridal selection. Prices range from as little as €1,50 right through to £50. We also carry out bespoke items to order. We make the majority of our stock in our little studio where you can visit us. In the summer we will be offering a range of crafting classes. Why not check out our website www.lapimparola.com. Come and join my weekly courses in watercolour and ceramic painting. Friendly relaxed atmosphere. Taster and individual courses by arrangement Tel Diana on 05 55 78 21 98 e: diana.dabinett@club-internet.fr www.galeriedegabriel.com 6 rue du General de Gaulle, 87150 Oradour Sur Vayres Siret 498 681 741 00019 Crafts, Books & Gifts Pottery Studio & Café Mid March - November Tuesday - Saturday 10h - 16h30 Sunday 10h - 16h Tel: 05 45 30 69 56 Email: enquiries@manotceramics.com www.manotceramics.com s Weddings s Portraits s Landscapes s Photo Restoration s Your own photo on canvas Keith Carman St. Maurice des Lions 16500 Tel 0545 71 38 44 www.charentephotography.com Siret 798 135 885 Charente Photography Need a gift idea? A portrait might solve that problem. It could be of you. It could be of you and your family all in one place for the first time in years… don't miss the opportunity for something completely unique. And take advantage of our 25% discount offer valid until the end of June! Please visit the website to see what else we do or contact us for further details. www.charente-photography. You can also find us, to like us on Facebook. Siret No: 518 877 685 900 019 Manot Ceramics Manot Pottery & Ceramics Café is a family run pottery and ceramic painting studio serving Manot and the surrounding areas. Outside catering also undertaken, see the website for more details. The studio is on the corner of the Rue de Chantrezac and Ambernac roads in Manot, near Confolens, 16500. We also offer a mobile service for groups, parties and schools. Even if you do not wish to paint, call in for a coffee or English pot of tea.' A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this? " "You're speaking to it." ECHALLAT (16170) 1st, 2nd & 3rd August 2014 An opportunity to learn new skills or even improve existing ones by participating in one of the 12 different workshops which are available on each of the 3 days at the above festival. You can actively participate in any of the workshops from 10am daily for a minimum of 6 hours under the supervision and aided by professional artists in the individual skills. Mosaic work • Water-colour flower painting • Enamelling Bronze casting • Engraving • Pottery • Soft Stone Sculpture • Clay modelling Vietnemese lacquer work • Porcelain/Paper modelling Papier-mâché mobiles • Workshop for the handicapped A 3-day workshop, incl. lunch, costs: 120€ Adults (220€ / couple) 100€ Teens (up to 16yrs) Or you can just visit (entrance free) to see the workshops in action and enjoy the other artistic exhibitions which will be available, as well as many other activities. For enquiries or reservations in respect of the workshops please contact us: Tel: 06 06 43 23 62 www.echallarts.com Email: echallarts@gmail.com Local Authors Book Corner ’Ssh by John Eliot ~ A review by Kate Rose Poet and novelist John Eliot was born in Leicester, England, he taught in the south West of England before moving to France with his wife. He now writes full time. He is the founder of the literary festival in St Clémentin, Deux-Sevres, France. ’Ssh is his new anthology of poems with stunning line drawings by Anne Lamali’. It is a deeply personal collection spanning some 37 years. Some poems are painfully moving with unbearable sadness. For example, in the terrifying reality of ‘The Widow’ Eliot builds an atmosphere of fear and tragedy. He manages to conspire with the reader, making us feel part of the listening alongside the sleepless villagers; ‘And as we turn in our beds’ we too are listening to the widow as she paces the boards of her house after her husband’s tragic death. Eliot creates a silent vacuum as we wait for the inevitable outcome. This contrasts with the tenderness in his poem ’Christmas,’ the narrator turns to the warmth of his wife as he wakes up on a cold morning; here Eliot makes use of alliteration and assonance to soften the bedroom scene from the cold outside, and celebrates the ‘gift’ of love, with reference to both human and divine love. It is the sudden laughter in ‘After the Funeral’ that creates the scene of mourners in their stiff clothes, uncertain how to behave, and in that moment, the tension eases as friends and relatives relax and this causes Eliot to observe how quickly we forget. His descriptions of South West France, the contrast of bitter winters and hot summers are beautifully described in two poems. In ‘Sunday’ via the ‘log eyed companion’ as the snow is kept at bay, in ‘Poem One’ the ‘silence of the vine grow’ portrays a hot afternoon with nothing much to do other than sleep in the sun. These are poems to read again and again full of characters, images, sounds, colours. They are musical, they touch your soul. If there is one poetry anthology to buy this year, this is it! ’Ssh by John Eliot was published on May 1st. RRP £4.99 / 5.95€ plus postage. Available from johneliot1953@gmail.com or www.mosaiquepress.com. Kate Rose is the co-founder of Verteuil Verse. For more information about events in the Poitou-Charente contact her at verteuilverse@gmail.com or via http://www.facebook.com/verteuilverse Adventures with Monty and Very Poor French: The Early Years By Keith Carman Keith Carman has been a photographer for most of his working life but started writing about ten years ago, mostly short stories for his nephews and niece. He has completed a full length fantasy, “Devil Cat and The Legend of the Zephyrs” and a shorter book, the first in a series about moving to France. “Adventures With Monty and Very Poor French; The Early Years” is a light hearted look at how quickly things can get out of hand if you have little grasp of the language, a hopeless ability to get into trouble and then acquire a dog with a wicked sense of humour. Each short chapter covers another incident, another opportunity for chaos, beginning with the a snake in the grass and ending with an invitation to the neighbours for pancakes in the garden while frogs serenade from the newly dug pond. The stories of what happens when a clever dog and his calamitous master, manage in almost any situation, to get in each other's way, will make make you smile at least, and definitely ring a few bells. “Adventures With Monty” is available to download from Amazon as an e-book only, at a cost of £1.85. There is also a Facebook page, enter the title and you'll be right there! If you visit please leave a “like” and feel free to comment. 17 Crafts, Books & Gifts • Goldsmithing & Silversmithing • Designing & Making • Repairs, Antique Restoration • Bronze & Silver Casting • Sculpture. Tel: Brendan Jowett 06 04 45 86 64 Email: brjsilver@yahoo.co.uk Based Oradour-sur-Vayres Siret 7536929380016 Christie’s BRJ The wonderful weather has minds turning towards spring and summer, its time to bare your arms and decorate yourself with bangles and ankle bracelets. See what is in stock, or send Brendan a picture of something you like and he will make it for you. As well as repairs, and antique restoration, Brendan is able to use your own gold and gemstones if you would like something new made from old pieces. Brendan also does bronze casting for local artists, as well as his own work. See his website for more information, and like his facebook page, BRJSilver, for up to date news and tips. 17 Rue Principale, 87440, St Mathieu Offering a stunning range of distinctively French shabby chic furniture, household items & gifts Wed to Fri 10:00 - 12:00, 14:00 - 17:00 Sat 10:00 - 12:00 ( 06 06 81 60 33 www.coeuretetoile.com Siret 532 528 775 00010 coeur et étoile It must be the time of year for brightening things up indoors, as many of our new furniture items are selling before we have a chance to put them onto our website, and our funky household items are proving extremely popular. Many of our items are one-offs, and once they’re gone, they’re gone, so be sure to visit us regularly and grab the new stuff! We have new stock again this month, which includes lovely new wooden gifts by JuSu, a range of stunning summer hats, new scarves and unique jewellery by Trés Jolie, as well as some more French style furniture pieces. We’re also Open on FRENCH FÊTE DAYS TEA ROOM Delicious Home-Baked Cakes Teas, Cappuccinos, Lattes, Cadbury’s Hot Chocolate … Fresh, Home-Made Summer Drinks BEAUTIFUL CARDS & GIFTS Great Ideas, Petite Prices! BIRTHDAYS, OCCASIONS, KIDS’ Excellent Quality, Choice & Value ENGLISH BOOKS & DVDs New & Used ~ Ordering Service INTERNET ACCESS GENÇAY (86) - behind the Mairie 05.49.50.61.94 www.chezchristies.com CLOSED SUNDAY & MONDAY Siret 47876969800018 Christie’s Come and be tempted by an array of Gems here at Christie’s: - the oodles of new Gifts gracing our displays (charming yet practical and light on the purse); the stunning variety of beautiful Cards; the daily offerings of delicious Home-Baked Cakes; and now the range of freshly-made Summer Drinks augmenting an already impressive choice of Teas, Coffees and soft drinks. Not forgetting, of course: Free WiFi, masses of Books, DVDs … the list goes on … There’s always a genuine warm welcome too - even on French Fête Days, when we’re open as usual! See you soon, Andrew & T-Anne Oil painting and drawing classes for all levels held weekly at Montalembert (79) and Luché sur Brioux (79) For sales of original oil paintings, and commissions for house and people portraits please visit www.jeandavidfineart.com/contemporaryart or call Jean directly on 06 52 93 33 60 Siret: 800 413 098 00016 All facilities, comfortable workstations Jean David - Widely travelled and exhibited artist and oil painter, Jean is an accomplished and commissioned portrait and landscape painter. His unique style of realism and abstraction is reinforced with a harmonious and vibrant use of colour. He has been exhibited by the Royal Institute of Painters in the UK and his work features in private collections around the world. An experienced teacher, Jean holds classes for all levels of experience; beginners are welcome. Jean also undertakes commissions for house and people portraits. Life drawing/painting classes will be commence late May at Montalembert. For details on classes, commissions and examples of Jean’s work, visit his website. DID YOU KNOW …...? that … Frenchman, George Melies (1861-1938) considered 'the father of modern cinema' started out professionally as a stage magician. Having seen the Lumiere brothers' short documentary-style features, he invented his own movie camera & began to make films, which for the first time incorporated actors, costumes, studio sets & ingenious camera trick techniques. His credits include such major works as: Voyage to the Moon (1902) … 20.000 Leagues under the Sea ( 1907) … Conquest of the Pole (1912) … remarkable films that survive today on their own terms. Reg Clarke 18 Crafts, Books & Gifts Our Reg Encadrement d’Art Picture framers to La Galerie de Gabriel 1 Rue du 19 Mars 1962 87150 Oradour sur Vayres Siret: 493 623 00016 FRAMING Nick Wiggins - 05 87 41 65 78 email: nicktesswigg@yahoo.co.uk OUR REG pays tribute to Cupid's own 'Ville d'amour' . 'EVERY DAY WAS MAGICAL' May you be for ever blessed for the moment of happiness you gave to a grateful heart. Isn't such a moment sufficient for the whole of one's life?” White Nights ~ Dostoyevsky When I first visited the City of Light, I was accompanied by a pretty dark haired girl quietly confident in her femininity & whom Parisians referred to as 'jolie fille' … she was later to become my wife & has been ever since. The expression 'City of Light' is said to have originated with the slogan 'Paris - ville lumière', devised to promote the 1900 World Fair of International Arts & Technology & in particular, Le Palais de L'électricité. Paris is a 'walking city' designed & ornamented by artists, as such it's a work of art in itself & as with all great works of art, it draws forth intense emotions ... not least those associated Picture Framing · We have an exciting new selection of mouldings with romance. We ought to thank Baron Haussman who, in the 19th century, replaced the and mount boards in varying colours and textures. capital's faubourgs with néo-classical tree-lined lanes & boulevards. · Friendly advice on how to show your art at its best. Like flâneurs we strolled hand in hand in places we'd only seen via the prism of film & · Minor repairs and glass replacement done while photography. On one of those golden days which April often borrows from June we discovered the bright Jardins de Luxembourg with its monochrome flower beds, cashmere you wait. lawns & allées of trees. Relaxing by the haughty statue of Marie de Medici, we quaffed · Stretcher bars built for rolled oils. · All work carried out to a professional standard at oysters & Montrachet whilst watching youngsters launch white-sailed boats on the lake. very reasonable rates. Here 'neath the horse-chestnut trees, happiness is a tradition. It's where Rousseau strode · Our philosophy is to treat every piece individually declaiming bucolic verses & where loving couples, intent on each others charms, are and with respect, from a small repair to large oblivious to passers-by. This jardin of sweet leisure was, & still is, an oasis of joy. canvases. · Oradour-sur-Vayres is located 10 minutes from Paris is a place to openly display one's affection ... whether intimately seated on a Rochechouart on the D901 route to Chalus. single garden seat ... staking a classic · OUR AIM: CUSTOMER SATISFACTION. cinematic pose by the Seine (see picture) ... or recreating Doisneau's famous photo 'Le Baiser de l'hôtel de Ville'. To share the spell with someone one loves is to lay claim to Proustian glamour ... & to claim one has done so. 71 Grande rue, Sauzé Vaussais Tel: 06 75 89 95 55 Email: denise.eyre@wanadoo.fr www.thecraftcabin.webs.com ~ New Selection of Gifts in Stock ~ Card Making Materials ~ Handmade Cards ~ Card Workshops Tues-Sat 10h - 17h30 Sun 10h - 12h The Craft Cabin Card Workshops: Forthcoming dates are detailed on my website, or please call or email for information. As places are limited booking is essential. The Lemon Tree Breakfast Club: Every Sunday 10h-12h you can get an all inclusive full English breakfast, 7,50€ for adults & 5€ for under 12’s. For info contact Debbie or David: 05 49 07 78 22. See you soon, Denise Father’s Day Don’t forget Father’s Day which is celebrated on the same date both in France & the UK: Sunday 15 June We'd dine in the belle-époque splendour of what became our favourite restaurant, Le Bouillon Chartier in Montmartre ... where patrons licked their lips like a Walt Disney wolf in anticipation of the house specialities, not least the Grand Marnier soufflé. Around Montmartre the witty satire of the chansonniers was as sharp & entertaining as in the days of Racine & Molière ... one could also sense the presence of La Môme Piaf, who's café songs stoked the hearts of many … all the while, the stunning spectacle that is the Sacre-Cœur posed it's whiteness against the night, forming a perfect backdrop. My critics say I major on romance. I offer no excuse. Why? Well, not only does it relieve loneliness, it can also bring ecstasy ... but most of all, in the union of love one sees the prefiguring vision of heaven that saints & poets have imagined. Immortalised in movies & books & songs, there's arguably no finer setting for this than Paris …I know! However, to play the Parisian game one must lose oneself in its labyrinths & yield to the emotive experience, but emotions are hard to regulate … they can be unsettling or fulfilling … yet wouldn't life be rather bleak if ruled by cold reason alone! We gloried in the sun-dapple on fashionable St Germain's velvet lawns … the poetic beauty of a spring day in the Ile de la Cite … the Bohémienne influence of the Latin Quartier … & inevitably, the book stalls on the Rive Gauche. We were at that joyous age, yet to climb that hill whose reverse slope hides for ever those fair valleys of younger days. A question for readers: Why have so many writers gravitated to Paris, e.g. Miller ~ Stein ~ Fitzgerald ~ Becket ~ Joyce ~ Flanner ~ Baldwin ~ Toklas ~ Wharton ~ that secular saint, Orwell, & the quintessential ex-pat of them all, Hemingway? A poignant anecdote: Whilst sipping aperitifs by the Canal Saint-Martin, a man, full of years, joined us & spoke of one of the greatest moments in his life: “As a liberating soldier entering Paris in August 1944 I could hardly believe the city was still safe & its people still alive … then a girl came along, threw her arms around my neck & kissed me … it's the only time I ever had a kiss that tasted of tears.” Time can cheat the mind & images become distorted, but in my memory's anthology of all the delights I've ever known, little compares with those few days years ago that my jolie fille & I spent together in Cupid's own 'ville d'amour.' Reg Clarke ~ Moustiers 19 Willett’s World … around France (3) Simon Willett of C’est Cheese A chance meeting of a fellow camping carist in the town of Salin de Giraud pointed us toward the vast beach of Piemanson. Driving past the salt works whose trade name La Baleine is well known, we saw mountains of salt in all stages of refinement. The crude dirty stuff collected at the end of the summer after evaporation of the salty lagoons destined perhaps for winter use on the roads. Under the road a conveyor belt several hundred metres long transported the crude salt to the refinery. The true fleur du sel that gathers on the surface of the receding water is collected carefully by the sauniers and will be destined for the table. We passed black bulls and white horses and pink flamingos all a common sight in this area of the Camargue. The bulls, small with fearsome horns, the breed Tau, grazed tranquilly in their manades. They are still bred for the bullring or running festivals and for their meat. Piemanson is the last plage sauvage in France. A dyke only separates the beach and the wetlands of the National park of the Camargue. 25 kms of beach with no amenities and 11kms from the nearest shop. At this season it was sparsely populated but apparently during the summer very much busier. The sun shone for us, even the sea was inviting, My short swim in the Mediterranean was the first since 1966! Our journey to Arles for supplies took us past hectares of rice almost ready for harvesting. Sadly the shopping always seems to get done at a supermarket so one is obliged to struggle with commercial areas. The villages are sparse, many of them without shops of any kind. Just out of the traffic of the city a fascinating looking building appeared on the horizon. On a hill we discovered the Abbaye of Montmajour. A magnificent building, more like a palace than a humble place of dwelling for monks avowed to poverty and prayer. No doubt when it was begun in the 10th century when the rock on which it sits was an island in the marshes outside Arles it was more modest. Over the centuries as its influence extended from the Isère to the Mediterranean with 56 priories under its jurisdiction, and as a fortress in the hundred years war it had to grow. We moved on and found a commune camp site in an old quarry at Fontvieille. Some time ago I acquired a selection of French books, technical, religious and fiction. Amongst them a well read 'lettres de mon moulin' by Alphonse Daudet. It had a stamp from a lycée library inside and was evidently a text well studied. Just above the quarry was the very windmill that reputedly inspired M. Daudet. The lettres is a collection of short tales give an intimate portrait of Provençal life in the 1860s. He wrote the lettres as occasional articles to present a bucolic portrait of the area for his readers in the city (Paris). The garrigue in which he stayed with the odour of pines and the singing of the cigales, cicadas is a pleasant place to walk. Cycling too. The Baux de Provence was reached along a winding road that rises over about six kilometres 200 metres above the valley. The views when we eventually reached the high point of the road were breathtaking. The hillside honeycombed with old chalk quarries is topped with a ruined castle. Some of the quarry workings have been converted into a site for larger than life son et lumière projections of famous art works. A quarry is still worked and a charming old village nestles below. The following day we directed our route directly towards the Limousin apart from a deviation to visit the Pont du Gard, the three layered Roman viaduct that dominates the valley of the Gardon. From there the N106 the road that joins Alès - the 'capital' of the Cevennes - to Mendes in the Lozère, gave us fantastic views of the Cevennes as we rose and descended along the valley of the rivers Gardon and Lot. Apart from meetings with articulated lorries on hairpin bends the drive was uneventful. Anyone who is worried about deforestation would be reassured here, it is not happening. We joined the A75 - a dual carriageway that connects Beziers in the Hérault with Clermont-Ferrand - near Gévaudan but saw no sign of the beast of, though if we had visited the wolf park we may have learnt about the mythical beast. The bridges and viaducts that pepper the A75 can only leave one with admiration for the skill and ingenuity of civil engineers and architects and the courage of the workers who constructed them. Also impressive is the economy of materials compared with, for example, the pont de Gard. A glimpse of the viaduct of Garabit where Gustave Eiffel experimented before embarking on the Eiffel tower left one again in awe. For the short hour or two we drove on the dual carriageway every bridge was different. One construction I have not seen before, a sort of suspension bridge in reverse. A tension cable underneath had the task of supporting the carriageway by upward pressure rather than it being suspended. It is a technique I have only seen before to give a 'leg-up' to tired barn beams. The French term for such constructions, 'ouvrages d'art' is not a misnomer. The countryside we saw over the fortnight made us realise how much that is different can be found in la belle France. Tickle’s Reflections A friend living in France long not seen, recently e-mailed, asking “what’s to become of UK expats?”. Well, we’ve heard from Nigel Lawson – a ‘big beast’ (and one time EU enthusiast) has spoken the unspeakable! Bang on cue, Norman Lamont, Michael Gove and Philip Hammond (even Michael Portillo) chimed in. Mutinous rebels… how dare they! Had No 10 consented, hoping to placate Euro-sceptics and send a signal to Brussels?… I think not. These cracks in the political foundations illustrate serious disquiet and frustration, with potential to fracture the delicate consensus: Is it one of those “when the going gets tough the tough get going” moments? We hope! The ‘quiet man’ approach towards the EU makes way for those with the intestinal fortitude to confront the pompous conceit of a patronising, dismissive, and deaf to argument Brussels ‘elite’. These high and mighty individuals, bloodied by their astonishingly ruthless Cyprus ‘corrective measure’, grow increasingly intoxicated by the success of their dishonesty. They exhibit a sense of regal untouchability - and an unshakeable belief in their own infallibility. Now this: “Hopes that the creation of the euro would force rational economic behaviour… were in vain.” Then: “The economic situation is worsening from month to month… democratic structures ever more in doubt” Finally: ”the single currency must be broken up to allow bailed-out countries, including Greece, Portugal, Spain and Cyprus, to recover”. Whose words? That was Oscar Lafontaine (Germany’s finance minister who helped launch the Euro who once called for “the end of the nation state”) performing a stunning U-turn recently. As if this isn’t unsettling enough along comes Gordon Brown… not on Europe but there is a link. History will not judge him kindly: Stubbornly unreceptive to new ideas and with blinkers hard-wired he obstinately rolled out his Socialist vision of a big state. Recklessly spending public funds, incurring debt which may take decades to repay, he spread the narcotic of benefits/welfare addiction far and wide – aided enthusiastically by Balls and Milliband. The result? General taxation goes up only to be partially returned (to some) via labyrinthine benefit/credits schemes superintended by an army of administrator-bureaucrats. Who wins? Big state, of course, then the reckoning comes and the political class glides effortlessly beyond the reach of ensuing hardship. Is Mr Hollande of similar mindset? With his popularity slumped to 25%, France declared in recession, (63% of GDP generated by the state) his budget minister gone (charged with hiding huge sums in Switzerland), a success story it isn’t! The same wrong-headed ideological straight-jacket that cloaks Mr Brown is evidenced elsewhere in the EU… with consequences: The ‘brain drain’ from southern EU states (40-60% youth unemployment), suggests repercussions as yet uncalculated because they are the very people needed to lift their countries up and forwards. The alarm bells ring and ring but heads turn away. France wobbles, its government procrastinates, (a report recommending they take a shredder to 400,000 “bizarre and useless” ball and chain ‘regulatory-norms’ is being studied) Germany rumbles with exasperation, Brussels prevaricates, (salivating at the prospect of an extra annual 30+ Billion Euros, the projected tax-take from the Financial Transaction Tax) Cyprus howls with pain… t would be comical if it wasn’t tragic. The biggest loser? Yup UK. It gets worse, a recent Ashcroft poll points up Labour winning in 2015. Could this be music to Brussels ears nourishing yet more imperious jaw-jaw? The ramifications do not bode well - except for those cloistered in public-funded jobs that retreat cash-rich. Meanwhile Martine Aubry (author of the working time directive) apparently awaits Mr Hollande’s call.... 20 Life etcetera From a corporate career to the idyllic family lifestyle in France, Cathy shares her experience 9 years on… My husband and I both had corporate jobs in London - life was good and fast paced when we were just a couple, but when two kids came along we suddenly noticed that the pace never slowed and there was no chance to stop and enjoy what was going on at home. We were always working but had no time or money at the end of the week. Having the opportunity to leave my job with a lump sum and my husband being freelance, our thoughts turned to moving from the bright lights and finding somewhere a little more relaxed. We had, like many others of course, always loved France, and so off we set with an 18 month old and a 4 month old in tow for a month of house hunting between breast feeds - just to check out the possibilities. Needless to say the very first house we saw offered immediate possibilities - a garden big enough for a football pitch and a veg patch, a swimming pool, a house with five bedrooms with full height ceilings and space to expand, and all situated in a small village with schools, shops and a couple of restaurants. Coming from South London where we had a tiny garden just big enough to swing the cat in and constant traffic outside the bedroom windows, it was idyllic. Of course, we couldn't buy the first house we saw, so off we went and yet 30 viewings later with agents from all over the Charente Maritime and with various stories to tell of being taken to totally inappropriate properties, we came back to that first house we saw. We made an offer, it was accepted and three months later we were packing up and shipping out! In the nine years since then, it's fair to say that things have changed. We realised that the garden big enough for a football pitch actually took a lot of maintenance and we are not the most green fingered of couples. The house was still beautiful, but cold in winter as it was expensive to use the fuel central heating all the time and so we relied on one log burner in the living room and then ran up to the electric blankets on the bed. The village remained the same, but as the children grew up we decided that we all needed a bit more going on for them and us. And so we sold up and bought a townhouse in St Jean D'Angely, where we live today. The house needed a full renovation and to the joy and relief of our neighbours we have nearly finished it! This is a lovely place to live, architecturally beautiful and with restaurants, bars, shops and commerces in the centre of town. The kids get a lot of independence here - they can walk up into town to meet their friends and walk round the market together, stopping for a coke at the cafe and getting the baguette on the way home. The schools and college are good and they have completely integrated into life here. Some of the great things we love to do around here is rock pooling at Fouras beach, sliding down the Dune de Pila at Arcachon, surf boarding at Biscarosse, visiting the Aquarium at La Rochelle and accrobranching at St Georges de Didonne. The fact that you can be at the coast and on the beach in under an hour is a joy. We are also near to Cognac, Saintes Bordeaux, Angouleme and the Isle de Ré - there are loads of great places to visit in this area. Easy access to airports and a motorway that can take you to the UK in under 12 hours. Hop on the train and be in Paris drinking a café in under three hours. When we first arrived in France I relied on remembering my 'O' level french, which I had studied many many years before. I still remember sitting in the french class at school thinking 'what's the point?' - I would never need to know the conjugasions of the verb pouvoir - how wrong I was! It quickly became clear that french lessons were needed and me and my husband duly signed up for classes run by a charming french lady who is still a friend. But I have to say, you only really start learning when you mix with the locals and by integrating into the community. Having french friends round for aperos and dinner is still the best way to get a grip of the language. It also helps to have kids, because you get to know their friends that brings you into contact with their parents, and then their teachers, doctors, dentists and so on. Although the downside of having kids is that they constantly correct you as you struggle to remember those blasted conjugasions. Little by little your confidence and experience grows and now although we are by no means fluent - we can understand and converse on most subjects. The most important thing we've learnt is that you must have a go. Write it down beforehand if you are nervous of forgetting what you want to say, but do attempt to speak the language. You will get a much better reaction if you try. If you don't integrate then you're are missing out on so much and although there are a few exceptions along the way, I can honestly say that the French people have always been kind and generous to us throughout this journey. The upsides of living in France are the less frenetic pace of life, time to spend with the kids and the opportunities for them to grow and develop in a community which is still relatively safe and relaxed. I love the way everyone greets each other with 'Bonjour' when entering a shop or on the street and the way kids and even teenagers still have respect for the adults in their family and community. The downsides are probably the constant paperwork required for absolutely everything and the difficulty of setting up a business here or even getting employment. Employers are often narrow minded when it comes to employing anyone who doesn't have the specific skills for the job, which is pretty frustrating when you have 20 years experience working for a FTSE company at Company Board level and can't even get a cleaning job. We initially lived from the freelance work of my husband, but when the publishing industry like many other businesses was hit by the crisis, it became more difficult to get work and so two years ago we decided to join Leggett Immobilier as estate agents in and around St Jean D'Angely in the Charente Maritime and now have the pleasant job 21 of working with other people to find their perfect property in France. Leggett were voted Best Real Estate Agency France at this years European Property Awards and we enjoy being part of their team. I just love beautiful french houses and it has been a pleasure to get access to some of the departments most stunning Chateaux and equally to the local farmers' barn which is in need of total renovation but could be a real gem. We work with a wide range of clients from the UK, France, Belgium, Holland, America, Australia, Taiwan, South Africa and the Middle East - all looking for their slice of the French dream. As we've done it ourselves, we feel that we can really help others. I never realised just how hard the job would be - it is often physically and mentally exhausting! But when you reach the signing date and your client has got the house they always wanted, all memories of the long hours, working at midnight, the viewings in wind and rain, the frantic calls to sort out last minute hitches and the reams of paperwork you have to get through, all fade away. As well as being an estate agent, I also decided with some like-minded mums to create a free, fun, inspirational magazine-style page on facebook called MUMS SPACE FRANCE, for mums of all ages. The idea is to offer a facebook page where you can ‘flick’ through and dip in to read our articles over a glass of wine (ooops cup of tea!). We run regular daily articles on Food, Books, Travel, Health, Restaurants, Gardening, Fashion, Beauty and Crafts….. all with kids and being a mum in France in mind. We also have a qualified health expert on board to give a weekly 'clinic' on anything from coping with a cold to sun protection and breast checks, plus she can give immediate advice on any health worries. This magazine page is linked to a closed group also called MUMS SPACE FRANCE which you have to join and which offers mums advice and support on a wide range of issues which come with living in France with a family. We discuss everything from what you are cooking that night to teenage skin problems. It has also become clear that there are a lot of other mums out there doing interesting things and with a lot to offer, so with this in mind we have regular articles written by mums about what they do and how they came to live in France, in order to inspire others who are planning to make the move. I very much believe that you have to make the most out of the place where you live and that France is a great place to be. Cathy Temple www.facebook.com/mumsspacefr www.facebook.com/groups/MumsSpaceFrance If you are interested in buying or selling a property around the St Jean D'Angely area please contact me on cathyt@leggett.fr or view my portfolio www.frenchestate agents.com/poitou-charentes-property (click my name) Who’s Who with Gayle This month I interviewed Grace Barton, who is a British Iei How do you choose Show Jumper living in the Haute-Vienne. Grace has a your horses? How many successful career which has continued here in France. horses do you have? Iei How long have you lived in France and what brought you here? We have around 40 horses at the farm, some are owners’ I moved to France in October 2003, my parents previously had a horses, the rest belong to my holiday home near lake St Pardoux. My Dad saw the farm just outside parents and I. I spend time Bellac and thought it was a great investment/renovation project! Initially producing the horses and I try we thought It would be fun to try a season or two competing in France. to keep them as long as they Two years passed and my parents asked if I was coming home and I make progress. When they declined. I said that they could sell the property but that I wanted to find their limit I think its time stay in France. They decided to sell their house in the UK and move to sell them on to someone at to France. that level. Now that we are Iei How long have you ridden horses? breeding a lot of horses I I have ridden since before I can remember, my family always had have found I need to sell horses so I was brought up with them. some that are younger to give Iei When did you make the move from horse rider to show jumper? myself more time. I am really enjoying watching horses for I have been competing for many years now, showjumping has always the stud go out and compete with other people! been my thing! I think I really started to take things seriously when I took over the ride on my sisters horses at the age of 12, I had to work We have our own stallion and he is an amazing horse, he has it all, really hard to make it work and I think that's when I knew I liked the the breeding, the looks, the jump and the MOST amazing temperament. challenge. After moving to France, competing was still very important to me but I also found great pleasure in breeding with my former competition horses. Now I spread my time between my family, competing, breeding and selling horses. Iei How did you start competing? I started in the UK in a local riding club where we do a bit of everything then I went on to compete in unaffiliated shows. I was quite successful and moved on to the affiliated circuit. There are several qualifying competitions throughout the year heading to different finals at different venues i.e Horse of the Year Show, Hickstead and Olympia . These events are some of riders goals, along with producing horses for themselves or other owners, or to sell. Iei You had a bad accident recently, can you tell me about it? I was competing at the Haras National at Pompadour, when I had a freak accident with a 4 year old horse. I got hit in the face which knocked me out, I then fell off head first at high speed. I don’t really remember much but there were pompiers, ambulances and doctors (apparently). I was taken to CHU Limoges where I had a CT scan which showed I had a base skull fracture. I had 7 stitches in my forehead and had a 10cm tear inside my bottom lip, this was more painful than the fractured skull! Two days later I was home with the most uncomfortable solid neck brace that I was told to keep on day and night for 7 weeks. I have just seen the neurologist and I have a soft collar for the next 6 weeks then I will be back in the saddle. Iei As a horse rider you must have had injuries before, has it ever put you off? NO, I have always just wanted to get back on, and am very frustrated when I can't. It’s not only my job but my passion!! Iei You have a daughter now, has your career had to adapt to fit to your new family commitments? Nothing has really changed since Antonia was born. She follows us to all the shows, she was at her first show at 4 weeks old and the lorry Iei With a successful career, can you tell me of your is her second home. She loves the horses, the friends and the achievements? Is there one that stands out from the rest? community at the shows. I am sure things will change when she goes There are a few special ones. At 15 I won the Foxhunter Final at the to school but my parents are both retired and they help out a lot so Horse of the Year Show, it was always my dream to compete there, I'm sure I will be able to count on them! and to win was unforgettable. The pony I rode was bred by my mum Iei How is life in France for you? When you're not competing, and I still have her, she is 25 and has had some wonderful foals! what do you do? I also won the Young Riders Final at the Horse of the Year Show 3 Life in France is good. The farm is perfect for breeding and I have times with my fantastic mare Valhalla who, at 26, is still with us and recently signed a contract with Euro-Star, an equestrian clothing has also produced some great foals. company. This is an amazing opportunity for me to use some fantastic I won the Ladies Challenge at the World Cup Show in Bordeaux in equipment which will make my life easier. 2010 with my great horse Simon Bontje. My husband and I are really trying to make a go of our business so I have competed in two European Championships, and many other we work most of the time, although I'm not Nations Cups both as a Junior and Young Rider, I also qualified and sure you could call playing with horses work! Animals are everyday and horses competed at the World Cup show in Olympia. I have had many national and international victories since moving to are quite demanding so we need to be around. France. Iei Your profession can take you all over the world, how do the If we get time out we like to go out for lunch or a spa, or if the weather’s rubbish horses travel? just a duvet day. We mainly stick to shows in France now as there are so many to choose from. But we love to travel to Barcelona every December for two shows Iei What advice would you give anyone and for the last 2 years we have made the long journey to Ajaccio who is interested in pursuing a career in show jumping? (Corsica) for their lovely show! We have a big lorry that carries 7 horses and has a large living area Never give up, never get too big for your with all mod-cons, it’s a home away from home, sometimes we spend boots, remember you can always learn something new. Work hard, love your more time in the lorry than in our house. horse and enjoy yourself. 22 Leisure, Entertainment & Eating Out s Confolens s Luxury Afternoon Tea Selection of Teas s Coffee Cakes s Sandwiches Freshly made scones with jam & clotted cream Tues, Thurs, Fri & Sat 12h - 17h 7 Place de Marché, 16500 Confolens (behind Saint Maxime church) Les Jouberties, 87200 Saint Junien Tel: 05 55 02 96 96 Email: info@golfdesaintjunien.com Website: www.golfdesaintjunien.com Wednesday to Saturday Golf de Saint Junien boasts an 18 hole golf course, driving range, 3 star hotel and bistro restaurant open lunchtime & evening, bar service all day & meeting facilities for corporate events, clubs & organisations. For somewhere private & exclusive to host an event, call for a free quote. We offer menus & drinks packages to suit all budgets! Enjoy a delicious meal or refreshing drink Oon the terrace overlooking the picturesque golf green. Open to the public 7/7. Weekly lunchtime menu 15€ (3 courses, glass of wine & café). Deal of the month: Looking for a romantic break in the country? Book 2 nights at the hotel & receive the 3rd for FREE! See website for details. Follow us on FB: www.facebook.com/golfdesaintjunien The Chip Shop Karaoke ‘N’ Chips: The Chip Shop will be having Karaoke for Fête de la Musique Saturday 21st June on the terrace (this will be entirely weather dependant!) So come along for a sing song with your fish supper! Booking is essential! Summer Hours: Weds-Sat 12-2pm & 6-9pm. Find us on Facebook and Trip Advisor Located route to St. Germain leaving Confolens Tel: 05 45 71 46 90 / Sharonmoore15@aol.com 25 bis, route d'Angoulême 16150 Chabanais 05 45 31 83 95 BIKE HIRE DIRECT LAUNCHES IN HAUTE-VIENNE! Would you like to offer your guests a unique and hassle free bike hire service and get paid for it? You now can with BikeHireDirect! Summer hours (from 2 April) : Sun/Mon/Tues: 11h-14h Weds/Thur/Fri/Sat: 11h-20h30 21h with reservation Café Clémence - Chris and Jane look forward to seeing you at Café Clémence. We offer a 4 course lunch and 1/4L wine for 12.50€ Mon to Fri. Sat lunch 12.50€ exclusive of wine. Weds. Thurs, Fri & Sat nights plus Sun lunch we offer an ever-changing 4 course menu for 23,25€, price reduced for 2 or 3 courses. Also available, Menu d'étape - buffet, plat du jour, dessert 15€ and plats at 8.75€, steak frites 12.50€. Quiz night: Thursday 19th June. Since 2006 Bike Hire Direct has offered great value bike hire with FREE delivery and collection direct to customers holiday accommodation across Charente, Charente Maritime, Dordogne & Vienne... this unique service is now available in the Haute-Vienne! It's free to register so for further info please visit www.bikehiredirect.com, tel: 05 87 77 95 25 or email: hautevienne@bikehiredirect.com Sunday 29th June ~ 1pm - 5pm • 17 Avenue du 8 Mai 1945, 87150 Oradour-sur-Vayres Many readers will be familiar with Christine and her Guide Dog Étoile from reading the articles and from coming along and supporting the previous Fundraisers. But there are many new arrivals here in this beautiful part of France every year who might like to hear her story. One day in March 2007 Christine said to me, “I can't see properly out of my right eye.” (She had already lost most of the sight in her left eye many years before). I immediately phoned our Doctor and within half an hour had picked up a letter from her and were on our way to CHU Limoges Emergency Department. Christine was admitted right away and they worked hard to try to save her sight and they did manage to save some. The effort to save her sight went on over the years with further episodes of deterioration and treatment and operations. Through all this Christine has remained strong and carried on. She learned to use a white stick but really did not like it so I asked the CHU Doctor what he thought of a Guide Dog. He was all for it and wrote his recommendation. The Guide Dog School in Landouge, Limoges had never before given a Guide Dog to an English person but they did not hesitate and they continue to help and support Christine. She received Étoile in February 2011 and it has been the best thing that could have happened. She has confidence and freedom that would not have been possible without her dog and as a result and with the help of lots of friends and generous donations from so many people we started the Fundraisers which have proven to be very popular and have raised many thousands of Euros for the School. This year will be out fourth and hopefully will be a great success. We have all our original volunteers and several new ones, and donations for the Vide Grenier and Tombola rolling in. So please come along and support the Charity, meet Etoile and other Guide Dogs, Sit down and have a tea or coffee and fresh home made cake and buy lots of goodies to take home, have a good afternoon and make all our hard work worth all the effort. Roger Thomas, Telephone 05 55 78 83 05 23 Leisure & Entertainment & Eating Out PLAN D’EAU VERNEUIL 16310 05 45 65 23 67 / roslyn1.james@gmail.com Friendly lakeside bar • Open 7 days a week. Siren 498 551 498 7th June Evening - Authentic Indian Cuisine 14th June Anton's 60's / 70's Music Revival 28th June Farfelus Folk Music Le Soleil Couchant For reservations please ring 05 45 65 23 67: Mid week 3 course plat just 11€: We still show all the latest sporting events - we have sky and all BT channels! Live music or karaoke every weekend: See all forthcoming events on our Soleil Couchant Facebook page or visit www:lesoleilcouchant:eu: Thurs 5 June: Quiz Evening Sat 7 June: Billy Whizz Band Fri 13 June: Karaoke Sat 14 June: Dave Purples Hot Wires Fri 20 June: The Makenzies Sat 21 june: Martin Lavash Thurs 26 June: Jazz and Blues Club Sat 28 June: Steve Sommers Sat 5 July: Les Chauves Open every day except Wednesday - reservations recommended Saturday & Sunday lunchtimes by reservation only 5 rue de St Martin, Jouac 87890 Tel: 05 55 47 30 43 email: jouac.bar@gmail.com Les Papillons Siret no. 510 986 490 00017 Les Papillons A reminder of what goes on at Les Papillons… Chatty Crafters Group: Tues Mornings the group meet to create some lovely items, mostly for various charities. We look forward to welcoming anyone interested in any craft. Quizzes are still held twice a month and very well supported but there are times when we would welcome some new challengers! For the summer season I am not including a menu du jour, but a larger selection of sandwiches and salads, you can find more info on our facebook page ‘Les Papillons’. Bar, Hotel & Restaurant Thursday to Saturday 11h to 23h Sunday & Monday 11h-21h Tuesday & Wednesday Closed Sunday - Good Old Fashioned Roast Lunch & Pudding served 13h30 to 15h. Just €10. Please book. Swap your old DVD's or borrow new ones Friday 20th June ~ LIVE MUSIC The fabulous Jimmy McLean, guitarist & vocalist with hits from the 50's onwards, from 20h NOT TO BE MISSED!! Saturday 28th June ~ GREEK DAY Full range of Greek style specialities on offer from midday, including Mezze, Greek Salad, Moussaka, Kebabs, Fish and Chicken cooked on the bbq, whatever the weather! Come along and take your pick. 6 Rue de Diamant 86460 Mauprevoir James & Nicky - 05 49 87 20 28 hotel.lediamant@gmail.com Hotel du Diamant Keep up to date with events by following us at: www.facebook.com/hoteldudiamant Sat 21st June: The Mad Hatter’s Ball 4 course menu, Evening dress, 28€ Live music - ‘Jazz a la Carte’ Fri 4th July: Music in the garden & menu 25€ Endless Trail Band - Country/rock 24 Valérie & Pascal Corazzini lieu dit Antardieu, 87200 Saint Junien 05.55.01.15.14 / 06.09.87.42.67 Email: restaurantbeausoleil@orange.fr Restaurant Beausoleil Just 5 minutes from Saint Junien, (direction Brigueuil, turn after the bridge over N141), Restaurant Beausoleil is located in a quiet authentic setting. Come and discover our woodland terrace with its fountain and pond for an enjoyable experience. We offer delicious pizzas, cooked in a woodfired bread oven and other homemade dishes, additionally we offer assorted platters of Charcuterie from Corsica. To reserve please tel: 05.55.01.15.14. English & French spoken. DID YOU KNOW …...? that … the creation in 1894 of Crepes Suzette, that tasty desert of crepes, fresh orange or lemon juice, butter, castor sugar & Grand Marnier, served flambe, was claimed by renowned French chef Auguste Escoffier, who named it in honour of actress Suzette Reichenberg (pictured), one of Edward VII's favourite mistresses … naughty Bertie! Escoffier subsequently introduced the dish to London's Savoy Hotel where it was scoffed by the rich & famous. It was a dish unheard of in my working-class youth, we had rice pudding with a dollop of jam! I still love it today. Which reminds me: A tramp called by asking if we had anything to eat … we said, “Do you like cold rice pudding?” He replied “Yes please” ... “Well, can you come back tomorrow, it's hot now.” That's a Jimmy Wheeler gag for those with long memories. Reg Clarke Leisure & Entertainment, Accommodation & Eating Out The Traditional British Takeaway in France Siret: 503 419 871 00010 June 2014 (all venues from 18h unless stated otherwise) Tues 3rd - St Leger Magnazeix Thur 5th & 19th - St Sulpice les Feuilles Thur 12th & 26th - Lussac les Eglises Fri 6th, 13th, 20th & 27th - Le Dorat Sat 7th - Liglet (18h30 start) Sat 21st - MUSIC CONCERT: LIGNAC (36) Early dates for July 2014: Tues 1st - St Leger Magnazeix Thur 3rd - St Sulpice les Feuilles Fri 4th - Le Dorat Sat 5th - Liglet (18h30 start) Freshly frozen raw chicken fillets 6,90€/kg Suppliers to individuals & the food service industry T: 05 49 84 36 40 / M: 06 34 02 83 08 E: sales@grindrods.com www.grindrods.com Château Sainte-Catherine ~ Montbron …Themed dinners each Friday evening and the arrival of new exhibitors in the gallery Check our website for details: www.chateausaintecatherine.com Remember the Chateau is open: Weds to Sun for Afternoon Tea • Sat & Sun for Brunch For reservation contact the chateau on 05 45 23 60 03 Château Sainte Catherine - the most exciting new project in the Charente. Over the coming months the Chateau is organizing many indoor and outdoor associations and groups such as Poker, Bridge, Chess, Snooker, Backgammon & Scrabble. Marvel at the local artistic talent in our Gallery and enjoy English afternoon tea’s every Sunday or just sit and savour fine ale, wine or cognac in Le Marquis club. Based just outside Montbron in spectacular grounds and surroundings with breathtaking views this is a day out all the family can enjoy. www.chateausaintecatherine.com Tel: 05 45 23 60 03 BELLAC - CAFÉ le PONT de la PIERRE 'A Very Special Place' 'As seen on National French TV!' Come and sample our superb We also offer a full new Menu for 2014 which 3 course Menu of the includes fresh seasonal and Day for only 15.50€ traditional dishes, with plus a great choice something for all tastes. of wines and beers. Special events are listed below. 1200 - 2000Hrs every day (weather permitting), but closed Tuesdays and Wednesdays. 05 55 60 20 79 www.cafepontdelapierre.com Café le Pont de la Pierre - 'A Very Special Place' Live music season continues with two shows, with Ian Connor, Sunday 8th June and Dangerous Age, Sunday 22 June. Free entry and shows starts at 4pm with food served before and after the music. The next Fish & Chip evenings are Friday 13th & Saturday 14th June from 6pm. Fresh fish, chips and home made mushy peas served to your table. Some say our Fish & Chips are the best ever tasted so try for yourself. See you on the terrace soon! Please note: the café is for sale (enquire within) but in the meantime it is business as usual. We will update via etcetera. Grindrods supply breaded, battered, raw and Southern Fried Chicken products to the food service Industry, however, we can also sell to individuals too in smaller 1kg quantities. All our products use only the best quality Grade A Farm Assured chicken. Whether you are buying for your family or you run a restaurant or catering van, and are looking to freshen up your menu for 2014 and offer something different, that's popular with both French and English alike, please visit our website or contact us for further information on our products. DRIVING OFFENCE LAW DELAY A new law which will mean UK drivers visiting France will be fined back home for traffic offences while on French roads, has been postponed and will not come into force for at least another year. Tickle Your Taste Buds! For all your catering needs Speciality Hog/Lamb Roast • Birthdays • Anniversaries • Christenings • Marriages 52338364400011 Fish et Frites - A taste of The Traditional British Takeaway as you remember. The popularity for our large cod and chips meal continues; Icelandic cod weighing in at a minimum of 300g and served with large chips, it’s a whopper of a meal. As always our fish remains freshly filleted, cooked in crispy beer batter and served with home cut (not frozen) chips using Maris Piper potatoes - simply delicious - A taste of The Traditional British Takeaway as you remember. Don’t forget to collect your customer loyalty card when you next visit. We look forward to seeing you at one of the above locations. siret :49073626100010 Suppliers of Breaded, Battered, Raw & Southern Fried Chicken • Any celebrations • Spit roast pig or lamb • Hot and cold buffets I can offer you the total package, in your own home, garden or Salle de Fête Eileen: 05 49 87 47 64 / 06 42 28 58 26 Tickle your Taste Buds Fancy having family and friends round for a great day without the stress of the cooking? Why not give us a call? We offer a number of Packages from a simple buffet to a full 4/5 course meal. Or for that Special Day how about a Hog/Lamb Roast or a Special BBQ? We supply everything including special cakes made to order. French and English recipes from Christmas cakes to special wedding cake. All cloths, napkins, china etc can be hired. Please phone to discuss your requirements and for a no obligation quote. DID YOU KNOW …...? that … tinned food originated with a prize offered by Napoleon Bonaparte in 1795 for a method of food preservation to feed his armies on long campaigns. It was another 60 years before the tin opener, as we know it, was invented … in the intervening period soldiers used their bayonets to access the contents. Bayonets were invented in the 17th century & manufactured in Bayonne ... from which the name derives Reg Clarke 25 Food & Eating Out Domaine de Boisbuchet Summer 2014 Programme 5 Rue Nationale - 16150 Chabanais Tel 05 45 29 03 99 Fax 05 45 85 92 25 Visit www.petticoatlaneshop.com E-mail sales@petticoatlaneshop.com English groceries, Fresh British Beef & Steak to order only, Gammon Steak, Bacon, Sausage & Cheddar cheese. Wide range of frozen items including vegetarian. Traditional English beers, Sherries & Wine. Cards for all occasions. This month we will be at the following markets:Sat 7th June: Aigre Sun 8th June: Panazol Sat 21st June: Confolens Sun 22nd June: Panazol Tues 10th, 17th & 24th: Civray (unless raining or very windy) Monday to Saturday 10am - 6pm Please note that we will be closed 2nd & 3rd June ICELAND frozen, chilled & grocery foods available here in France for the 1st time! Good selection of all your beloved English foods - Pizzas, Chinese, Indian, ready meals + much more. All supplied by Iceland frozen food giants. A choice of online shopping or shopping at the store. For further info visit our on-line shop Mon closed Tues closed Wed 10-5 Thurs closed Fri 10-5 Sat closed Sun 11-3 Salad of roast Asparagus with warm Crottin de Chavignol Crottin de Chavignol is the most famous goat’s cheese of the many varieties produced in the Loire Valley. This cheese is the claim to fame for the village of Chavignol, France, which has only two hundred inhabitants. The small cylindrical goat cheese from the area around Chavignol has been produced since the 16th century, but it wasn't until 1829 that it was first written about. The etymology is dubious: the word "Crot" described a small oil lamp made from burned clay, which resembles the mould used to prepare the cheese. Another explanation is that old Crottin gets harder and browner and tends to look like dung, the French word for an animal dropping being crotte. (Wiki). That was the written history and I can say that it don’t look or taste like sh%*t. It is amazing and has an intense rustic flavour that is second to none, and goes great with honey & thyme as a flavour enhancer or accompaniment. Ingredients - Bunch of young asparagus peeled towards end and trimmed about 1’’ from bottom - Crottin de Chavignol - Slices of bread cut to shape of the circumference of the cheese - Fresh thyme - Local honey - 200ml balsamic vinegar reduced to a glaze with a tspn of icing sugar and cooled - Parmesan shavings - Mixed salad of choice to serve - Knob of butter - Olive oil - Salt/pepper Method - Place cheese onto the shaped bread and place into a moderate oven - 170oC. - Heat a frying pan, and when hot add in a splash of olive oil and knob of butter. - When butter is foaming add asparagus and keep it cooking and turning for about 10 minutes. Season with salt and pepper and drain on kitchen paper. - Spoon a dollop of honey onto cheese with fresh thyme on top and put it back into oven for 5 more minutes. The crouton should be gone crispy at this stage and absorbed some of the cheese flavour also. - Place salad on plate and put the cheese on the crouton beside it. Place asparagus on top of the cheese and top with shaved parmesan. - Spoon some of the balsamic reduction beside it or and on top of it. Delish!!! - A great red wine to go with this would be a, ‘Vignes Centenaires de Minière’ from the Chateau de Minière in the Bourgueil region. Happy cooking! www.thekitchenambassador.com 26 Boisbuchet integrates innovative architecture and design into the splendid setting of a 19th century estate, investing in a culture that respects the past and builds for the future, researching into a sustainable relationship between the natural and the man-made to offer a creative environment for people of all cultures to share. The summer of 2014 offers a varied public programme with guided tours to the architectural park, exhibitions and presentations of design, art and architecture. Reception / Bistro / Shop Boisbuchet's old mill is the welcoming reception for all visitors. You will also discover a bistro that serves organic food and beverages on an idyllic terrace overlooking the river Vienne. A small boutique offers souvenirs, books and a choice of design products. The bistro & shop are open Saturdays, Sundays, public holidays and bridge days, 12h - 18h. International Architecture in a 19th Century Landscape Park The park features a Japanese guest house of 1864, innovative pavilions as well as experimental structures by international architects and designers. Guided tours take 2½ - 3 hours and include the current exhibition. Paradise is a Work in Progess 22 June - 21 September Complimenting Boisbuchet's current building and renovation activities, this year's exhibition is devoted to the fascinating diversity of architecture for the Domaine's bucolic setting realised, failed, currently under construction or still in a state of pure vision. Design & Craft - 6 July Creation of pottery and glass objects in a KoreanJapanese kiln. The event includes a guided tour of the architectural park and exhibition as well as a lunch or dinner. Art - 31 August A new project by a Russian artist includes a guided tour of the architectural park and exhibition as well as a lunch or dinner. Architecture Conference - 12 Sept Boisbuchet's welcomes its newest building – the fully functional, energy autonomous Techstyle Haus with a public conference on ‘Sustainable Architecture in Poitou-Charente - Examples and Visions’. European Heritage Days - 20 & 21 Sept Boisbuchet's traditional closing of the summer programme, with two days of extensive guided tours. Except for the bistro and shop, all visits require reservations. Boisbuchet offers two guided tours per day on Wednesdays, Saturdays and Sundays at 10h and 15h. For further details (in English) visit: www.boisbuchet.org Get More for Your Money Deals etcetera BULLES DE BIEN-ÊTRE 10 mins from Bellac AKA ‘The SHED’ Open Sundays! Special Offer in June: 20 minute jacuzzi for 3 people - just 30€! CHARENTE PHOTOGRAPHY 25% discount! Offer valid until the end of June THÉ BONBONS CADEAUX Heinz Baked Beans • Homepride Flour McVities Biscuits • Typhoo T-bags Mushy Peas • Baking Powder Icing Sugar • Cornflour • Walkers Crisps Curry Pastes & Sauces • Poppadums Naan Breads & Mango Chutney Robinsons Juices • Cadburys Chocolate + 100’s of other well known grocery products June Special Offer : Buy one Fair Trade item of clothing or bag, and get a second (equal or lower priced) item at ½ price. Decking • Skirting board Flooring • Tongue & Groove (int/ext treated) • Plywood & OSB plus much more…. PVA and all your silicone based products And a great selection of beers and wines all year round! Thistle Multi-Finish Plaster, Cement, Sand & Gravel We specialise in buying surplus/discontinued and clearance stock and periodically have end of lines from well known English and French supermarket chains. PROPERTY SALES IN FRANCE FREE valuations within 40km radius of Montmorillon ANGELIQUE (Hair Salon) FREE conditioning treatment after shampoo JEAN DAVID ATELIER First art class FREE when you mention etcetera ABRIS BOIS LV - LOG CABINS 10% off! - Order through June & choose your delivery date* Furniture • Clothing Beds & Mattresses • Pet Accs Hygiene & Household Smoking Accs • Toys • Storage etc. Summer hours from 1st of May Tues - Sat 9h00 - 12h00 14h30 - 18h30 Sun 9h30 - 12h00 14h30 - 18h00 Mon Closed *until October 2014 Plus a regular stock of Leyland & Johnstones Emulsions, undercoats & masonry paints & more Route de l’Isle-Jourdain 87320 Bussière-Poitevine Situated just off the RN147 on the D107, direction L’Isle Jourdain GPS: Long: 0° 53' 33" 40 E Lat: 46° 13' 45" 10 N Tél. 05 55 68 74 73 Email: eco.entrepot@orange.fr CONTINENTAL HORIZONS FREE French language assessment (value of 40€) on presentation of this voucher, in June 2014 ALLIANZ ASSURANCE Sandrine Tuyeras 2 FREE months on new subscriptions. Valid until 21st July 2014 HALLMARK ELECTRONIQUE For those of you who love old buildings and architecture, each month we hope to introduce somewhere new to visit. Many thanks to John at www.abandoned-france.org Like Abandoned France on Facebook www.facebook.com/AFExploration FREE electrical safety inspection with every full satellite system installed J & A FOAM SUPPLIERS 10% off all orders through June for etcetera readers. Use coupon code: etcetera at checkout LE JARDIN D’EDEN Located on the site of the old parish of Lanville, current commune of Marcillac-Lanville. The priory itself is very old but it’s full history is unknown. It suffered much from the wars of religion, especially that of 1568. However, it recovered, but the priory and the church were seriously damaged. Lanville Priory never ceased to be monastic, and kept independence until 1652. At that time, it was attached to the Abbey of Sainte-Geneviève in Paris. In 1793, the Priory was sold as a national asset. The Priory Church became the parish church of the municipality. The façade of the Church collapsed in 1903, but stood once again thanks to the generosity of a local family. Left abandoned, the remains of the Priory have been preserved from total destruction by the action of the Club de Marpen, which from 1971 began excavating remains of the hall, repointed walls and protected it’s gothic vaults. From 1974-76, work continued to the secondary chapel, including updating a mural and a hooded monk statue fragment dating from 17th/18thC. Choir stalls were restored from 1977 by a cabinetmaker. At the same time, the Historical Monuments Service undertook restoration of the arm east of the transept that threatened to collapse. Continued works also undertaken to further preserve the gothic vaults and modern stained glass have been installed. 27 June Offer: spend 20€ or more and have a FREE drink/slice of home made cake (one per person) GOLF DE ST JUNIEN June Offer: Looking for a romantic break in the country? Book 2 nights at the hotel & receive the 3rd for FREE! ECOPOWER FREE energy monitor and LED pack with Solar Thermal Systems Letters & Notices HOUSE AND LAND VALUES IN HAUTE VIENNE SET TO FALL It is the beauty of this region which has attracted many to move here from Paris, other major cities and from other European countries. The beneficial influx of money has played a large part in its revitalisation. The 2009 European Directive asks for 20% of energy production to be provided by renewable energy by 2020 and ‘big business‘ backed by government is promoting imposition on north Haute Vienne of very large numbers of giant wind turbines up to 190m in height (617 ft). Wind turbines in the numbers proposed are industrial vandalism that will diminish the regard for the Haute Vienne. The ‘green’ claim is increasingly suspect, very large amounts of concrete are used for each base and the electricity is more expensive the nuclear or hydro production. Bills have already increased substantially for subsidy and these will increase further. The eoliennes are not manufactured in France, construction companies and employees will probably not be French. Why this region has been selected is difficult to understand. The wind strength is not great or constant, undulations in the land mean that wind eddies can cause frequent changes of direction leading to inefficient operation. This also increases noise and vibration, particularly infrasound which is transmitted long distances in our granite sub-soil. Few can hear infrasound but it is detected by the inner ear and causes dizziness, nausea, sleeplessness and depression which is ‘the wind turbine syndrome’. l’académie nationale de mèdicine recommended in 2006 that the distance between turbines of 2.5 MW and any habitation is over 1500 metres but this is being totally ignored. There are also adverse effects on farm animals, wildlife, danger to bats, birds and particularly to migrating birds. It is not direct contact with the blades but the massive pressure changes near to the blades which cause internal damage. Their height means they will be visible for over 30 Km, night time flashing lights will never stop, the impact on the beauty of the countryside will be immense with a fall in house values, difficulty in selling houses, tourism will decrease as will the influx of new residents and money with a knock-on effect on hotels, gites, restaurants and local shops. If I had known about these proposals I would not have bought a house in this area. Why should a few entrepreneurs ride so roughshod over us all. So much for ‘Liberté, Fraternité and Egalité’. J. Bell MARVAL GARDEN PARTY SUCCESS Hello Lorraine, Many, many thanks for giving my editorial such a prominent position, lots of people told me that they had seen the advertisement there, so it really helped. We had a wonderful day weatherwise, and fabulous from the fundraising point of view. Our Raffle for the quilt raised over 1,000€ and we took at least 3,300€ on the day - what a stunning result! Over half goes to Cancer research and we also give to charities that receive less support; this year the local scouts, and also SAFED the association for the homeless and victims of domestic violence, another worthy cause. We have a Facebook page ‘Marval Garden Party’ where you will find photos of this and past year’s events as well as updates for future events. Thank you once again. Regards, Edwina Sutcliffe INTRODUCING ENGLISH TO CHILDREN THROUGH CREATIVE LEARNING (JAUNAY-CLAN 86130) … WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE INVOLVED? Opportunity The directeurs of the collège and école du Sacré-Coeur at Jaunay-Clan are looking for native speakers of English to devise, develop and run a programme of new activities, starting next academic year (from September 2014). The aim is to introduce the youngest children to English, through play, dance, singing and so on, as well as some more formal teaching. This is a new project and so many details are as yet undecided; the earlier you get involved, the more input you will have into the final product. My Role I did some supply teaching at the collège, last term, but do not wish to become involved in this scheme, as I have no experience of teaching young children (and no wish to gain any!) It was my suggestion to publicise this opportunity and I am more than willing to have a preliminary chat with anyone who might be interested in taking further steps. I will answer any questions honestly, although will know little that is specific about this particular scheme. My own experience at Sacré-Coeur was exceptionally positive: teaching, administrative and support staff and children are all very friendly and there is a purposeful but humane ethos about the place. If you are interested you can contact the directeur of the collège, as follows: Monsieur Rodolphe Vanbaevinckhove, 4 rue de l'Ormeau, 86130 Jaunay-Clan Email: r.vanbaevinckhove@sacrecoeur-jaunayclan.fr Tel: 05 49 52 06 27 Or contact me directly for a preliminary chat. Paul Bowden, Email: pbowden@yandex.ru Tel: 09 67 12 64 58 / 06 95 70 32 04 IT'S A CRIMINAL OFFENCE !!! Interesting to hear of the woman in Toulouse who's been prosecuted for defaming her neighbours. Readers may also recall the English guy who received a 4 month custodial sentence for a similar offence. A little while ago a couple set about orchestrating a mendacious smear campaign against my family & I. The police advised us there was sufficient evidence to prosecute. Being within the compass of our Christian faith to forgive & complimented by many on the dignity we displayed, our decision to press charges was consigned to the 'pending tray.' It's all a reminder that Defamation of Character is a criminal offence in France & a cautionary note to those, with little else to occupy their intellect than engage in pejorative gossip, what the consequences may be! Reg & Christine Clarke NB. Any correspondence on this matter will be re-directed to Reg & Christine, alternatively they can be contacted directly at: spanner@orange.fr … Ed. Share your views - email us at etcetera.editor@neuf.fr or write to the address on page 2 WORK OPPORTUNITY Allianz - BH Assurances We are looking for a bilingual person (English/French) to work between our 3 offices (Ruffec, La Rochefoucauld and Chasseneuil sur Bonnieure). Ideally with a University education level and some experiences in Insurances, you will be helping our English speaking customers with their claims. Please contact: thierry.hatesse@bh-assurances.fr / 05 45 31 01 61 28 In the Garden • • • • • • • • Cut overgrown clematis back hard after flowering to encourage flowering later in the year. Ensure you hoe between flowers and crops regularly to keep weeds from taking over. Remove dead flowers from azaleas and rhododendrons. Thin out any congestion on fruit trees (eg. if you have three peaches growing alongside one another, remove one or two and the remaining fruit will grow larger as competition has reduced.) Water hanging baskets and pots regularly, plus thirsty plants, like tomatoes, cucumbers and courgettes. Continue planting in your vegetable plot, eg. sprouts, leeks. Thin out seedlings from earlier sowings to their final spacing, e.g. carrots, parsnips, onion blanc, cabbage, etc. Lift and divide congested clumps of iris after flowering. Dead head flowers in tubs and hanging baskets so they remain productive throughout summer. Pinch back tips of trailing plants to make then branch out. … By Kate Dunn ID Property Services Tel: 05 55 02 80 66 Home & Garden Grass Cutting Strimming Hedge trimming Clearing Fencing Tidy ups Cutting back trees Tel: Frank Hawkins 05 55 71 43 38 Email: sparksstudio@yahoo.com Siret: 514 758 028 00013 Areas covered 87 & 24 Hanging Baskets from 13€ New Clematis in stock - over 40 varieties www.chez-pierre-naturelle.fr Agents: Arbres-et-Abeilles Nursery Chez Perochon 86250 (near Civray) Tel: 05 49 87 52 37 Chez Pierre Naturelle supplies natural stone paving and tiles at very competitive prices. You’ll find our range reflects choices that are popular in both the UK and in France. We can also supply steps, coping and stone wall cladding and tiles. Our range is larger than listed on our website. Please call or email us if you don’t see the stone you are looking for or come and visit us just 10 minutes drive from Civray. In stock materials can often be collected within 24 hours notice. ü ü ü ü Interior & exterior painting Gutter cleaning & repair Lawn care & hedge trimming Garden & swimming pool maintenance TAYLOR RENOVATIONS 05 45 31 13 04 / taylor4057@icloud.com Based near Confolens siret: 79745917900017 FENCING • Agricultural/Equestrian • Garden GATES • Swimming Pool • 5-Bar Field/Entrance • Garden • Driveway Neil: 05 55 00 08 90 / Mob: 06 11 71 66 87 www.facebook.com/webuildit in assoc. with N&P Renovations Le Jardin d'Eden Angie and John welcome you to Le Jardin d'Eden. John is a qualified tree surgeon and is on hand to give advice on all things tree related and vegetable growing. We specialise in Clematis with a wide range for all seasons, as well as a wide range of trees, shrubs and plants. Tea/Coffee: have a Tea/Coffee and slice of home made cake in our new summer house or sit outside. June Offer: spend 20€ or more and have a FREE drink/slice of home made cake (one per person) Dalle-87 Just slab it Visit our new website: www.dalle-87.com Planning a new terrace or patio? Then view our range of slabs, borders and copings. With expert help and advice at hand we can offer a complete design, delivery and installation service. 06 38 55 49 88 Siret: 493 562 474 00012 Based in 86 near Montmorillon From pruning to dismantling Competitive prices www.latuilerie86.com/trees Gardening Services Please call Stephen on 05 49 91 63 60 email: latuilerie@live.fr Domestic Services Qualified Siret: 519 315 360 00015 La Tuilerie Tree Services is a small company set up by Stephen Fisher after moving to France. In 2007 he successfully completed the arboriculture course (Tree Surgery) with Distinction, at the renowned Bicton College of Agriculture in Budleigh Salterton Devon. He was also winner of the Husqvarna Trophy (Top Student). Throughout his time there he showed a passion for trees, their wellbeing and the environment that they live in. Passing all the relevant NPTC Chainsaw and other assessments he is fully qualified to undertake any tree work that you may require. 29 Friendly, reliable service since 2007 La Séchère 16150 Chirac Tel: 05 45 71 32 46 Email: nikzta@hotmail.com open by appointment for plant sales ETS Turner It is an exciting time of year, however the amount of work can become daunting. Why not treat yourself to some help in order to get things ship shape, either as a one-off or on a regular basis? Whether you are resident here in France or your house is a second home, we can help with our reliable, friendly service. We are fully insured and can provide references on request. TREE SURGERY Darren Edwards NCArb • Pruning • Shaping • Reducing • Tree Felling • Hedge Trimming • Hedge Laying • Planting Fully qualified and insured. For friendly advice, or free quotation Tel: 05 55 00 21 38 Email: monkeyboydar@hotmail.co.uk siret 510 997075 00013 In the Garden for Home & Garden Property Maintenance & Repairs Garden Maintenance & Creation Excavation work Mini Digger & Dumper Hire Contact Tony on: T: 05 55 68 78 69 / 06 35 91 55 86 E: tony.page@orange.fr www.freewebs.com/altonps Mon-Sat 10h-17h Sun 10h-13h (open through lunch) 15 Rue de Schleithal, 87190 St Leger Magnazeix Tel: 05 55 68 73 76 Mob: 06 04 01 28 41 email: andrea1yaxley@hotmail.com Siret: 490 922 309 00011 AC Landscapes We have been in France for 10 years and in business for 8. Over the years I have landscaped many gardens including my own which is open to the public and inspires all who visit. We have a small nursery which is expanding each year. I studied at Writtle for 3 years and have a HND in Landscape Design & Construction and 2 years at Capel Manor receiving City & Guilds 123 in Arboriculture. We supply a friendly and helpful service and cover all aspects of garden work. We have the expertise and equipment for all work undertaken. To visit the garden we are open on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays. DID YOU KNOW …...? that … French beans did not come from France! They originated in the Americas where they were cultivated by the native peoples & brought to Europe in the early 1600s by the Spanish. Beans, along with maize & squash, constituted the 'Three Sisters' of Native American agriculture … the indigenous tribes obviously had much more to occupy their lives than just surrounding wagon-trains or chasing stagecoaches … which in reality they never did … that was an invention of Hollywood...!!! Reg Clarke Jardinerie - St Leger Magnazeix Selection of fruit trees available, first come first served. Large selection of bedding plants ready to go. Look forward to seeing you, Donald & Andrea The Ground Force Clean up service Renovation preparation Based 86 - work considered in all areas Gary Jones Gardens, Barns & Building Clearance E: thegroundforcefrance@gmail.com T: 05 49 83 04 24 siret: 53868930800012 The Ground Force Bought a property in France? You have a renovation project? Your property is full of broken furniture and rubbish, sheds and barns that haven’t been cleared for years, overgrown gardens revealing unwanted objects hidden in the undergrowth? We help clients clean up in readiness for work to begin. We also offer interior and exterior decoration and a van & trailer service for deliveries/collection. No job too small. If you just need an extra pair of hands, give me a call. For more information, please contact me as above or through my wife’s website www.avriljones.com which will give more information about the type of work we offer. Siren: 503 385 817 (Decking, Patios, Driveways & Paving) Alton Property Services We offer an honest and reliable range of services for your home and garden including: Gardening services and garden creation such as decking, patios, driveways & paving. Small and large jobs around the home from repairs to tiling, repointing, concreting etc. Excavation services such as land clearance, site preparation, ponds & pools. Plus many more services. Further details about services and charges can be found on my website but please do not hesitate to contact me to discuss your requirements. TREE SURGEON From pruning to dangerous dismantles Ground clearance and maintenance Grass and hedges, spring blitz Portable planking service Chainsaw carvings available Call Darren Shepherd for a free quote No job too small - No job too far Romagne 05 49 87 29 16 / 06 73 21 00 27 www.viennetreeservices.com SIRET 513 253 823 00019 . siret: 452 821 101 00022 30 years experience Fully qualified arborist Fully insured siret 53084095800017 Cross Cut Tree Surgeons Vernon Pawson is now in his 30th year as an arborist. Immediately after leaving school he went to the famed 'Merrist Wood College' where he left with the highest level of skills in arboriculture. He did advanced courses on aerial work using chainsaws with ropes and harness, as well as the understanding of all aspects of tree biology and disorders. After leaving college he progressed through a company of tree surgeons, which he later owned. He moved to France in 2004 and has continued to build his company here with a style and service second to none. 30 In the Garden & Swimming Pools Prices from €15,712 for an 8x4m pool All work completed by us design, excavation, construction & landscaping on completion All work guaranteed Testimonials available on request Supplier of For further details visit www.poolsbyjonathan.com 05 49 84 03 62 / 06 22 36 10 56 FowLe Batimenter Panel pools are an affordable way of getting an in ground pool. Installed 8x4m inclusive of security cover and terracing - under €21,000. Heating options and dosing/salt systems available. I am an agent for several panel pools so can tailor the best deal for you. I have experience of installing over 40 pools and I can organise the dig, build terracing and arrange landscaping if required. When not fitting pools I use my general building experience and will consider most work large or small, having access to registered, skilled and experienced artisans. Taking last bookings for slots summer 2014. TAYLOR-MADE GARDENS Tel 05 45 21 69 63 Mob 06 13 84 75 78 / 06 17 37 64 64 E-mail lorne.campbell@orange.fr www.taylor-madegardens.com Chez Callois, 16310 Massignac Design • Creation • Maintenance Specialising in all areas of gardening: • Professional designs • Creation of new gardens • Restoration of overgrown gardens • Maintenance/grass cutting • Consultation and advice • Fencing, terraces and driveways • Supply of quality plants, trees & shrubs Contact us now for your free quote Siret: 497 756 866 00016 Charente, Haute Vienne, Vienne & Nth Dordogne Taylor Made Gardens This month sees Taylor-Made Gardens entering its 8th year of business. Where does the time go? We would like to thank all of our clients for your business and continued support throughout our first seven years and look forward to welcoming new ones. Also, we would like to extend our thanks to those who read our monthly column - and especially for the positive comments that we often receive. Mike George is our regular contributor on wildlife and the countryside in France. He is a geologist and naturalist, living in the Jurassic area of the Charente. A VERY STRANGE ORCHID We often hear about orchids, but rarely see any but the Early Purple Orchid that flowers quite commonly on grassy banks. We hear rumours of odd, exotic-looking specimens that grow in remote and heavily-protected places, but only the dedicated can ever find them. Well, in Britain this is true - habitat destruction has all but abolished the native species. However, here in France you can still come across them if you keep your eyes open. I found a tiny Bee Orchid Ophrys apifera (Fr: Ophrys abeille), a plant I had long dreamed of finding, in a corner of my own very untidy garden several years after we moved in! It is this untidy garden thing that I keep on about that enables you to find these oddities. For many years, a friend mowed the grass in his orchard religiously, but a couple of years ago circumstances forced him to leave it to grow. Then in June he found, growing out of the wilderness, about twenty or thirty huge flower-spikes, reaching up to a meter high, consisting of a mass of greenish-purplish-white flowers of the oddest shape. They looked like a crowd of tiny lizards disappearing into hiding with only their hind-limbs and tails showing. He showed the plants to me, and once we had made the lizard connection, it didn’t take long to identify them as Lizard Orchids Himantoglossum hircinum (Fr: Orchis bouc). The flowers have the typical lip of an orchid, but it is very elongated and split into three, two shorter side-lobes and a central very elongated lobe about 7 cm long. The height of the flower spike is very distinctive, as most orchids are tiny. The other property that singles them out is a reputed perfume of goat. I haven’t noticed this myself, but it is the reason for the species name hircinum - Latin for goat-like. Pollination is by insects, and this departs from the norm in that instead of coating the insect with pollen the flower releases two pollen organs on a sticky pad that adheres to the insect’s head where it stays for some time, being carried to other flowers. The tiny seeds are dust-like and spread by the wind in July. The seeds will only thrive where conditions are exactly right (down to the right bacteria in the soil). Once established, they will grow and try to flower each year. In spring you can see, if you look hard enough, a rosette of ground-hugging, longish pointed leaves, dark green with purple splotches and with the edges rolled somewhat. These orchids are very rare even in France; in England only about 20 locations remain. It is strongly protected in Europe. It is also strongly protected in my friend’s orchard. He is very proud of his rare orchids, and is delighted to have an excuse not to mow his orchard before autumn. He is a large French huntsman with a large, grumpy dog and a large and business-like shotgun. Orchid thieves beware! QUALITY TIMBER GATES Traditional diamond brace gates made from pressure treated larch. Attractive and practical for the garden or farm. All sizes and fittings. Malva or Mallow resembles a miniature hollyhock and produces pretty flower spikes in blue, pink, purple, or white. It also has attractive heart-shape foliage and is useful among shrubs, in wild gardens, and in mixed borders. It is a perennial, very easy to grow from seed and flowers through the summer and into early autumn. These short-lived plants self-seed but generally do not become invasive. Staking may be required in windy places. Mallows are not fussy about soil, but they do need full sun to do well. 31 Other timber products available to order. Delivery by arrangement Tel 05 55 60 14 18 www.gatesinfrance.com Siret 479 503 179 00018 In ground pools Competitive prices from €7375 (kit only) and €10,500ht installed Friendly, professional service All work guaranteed Terracing & landscaping service Siret 479 947 6 16 00021 Seablue / Astral / Crystal Pools In the Garden Country & Animal Care By Taylor-Made Gardens Sloping gardens - Terracing Sloping gardens can be tricky to deal with and depending upon the severity of the slope can be exhausting both to work in and walk around. Don’t be downhearted if you have inherited a sloping garden - at least you already have the interest of height differences unlike with a totally flat garden. The most practical way to deal with a sloping garden is to form a series of terraces with steps leading up/down to each level. This often involves the use of machinery to carry out the ground works in order to contour the land by “cutting” and “filling”. What this means is that the slope is removed and a level area created by cutting into the top of the slope so that it is level and then using the resulting soil to fill the dip further down - see diagram. This can be repeated as many times as necessary until the slope is taken out and replaced by a series of terraces. If you have large areas of grass on any of the levels, please remember to include a sloping area from the top to the bottom of the garden or you may have some problems moving your ride-on mower around the garden! Once the slope has been contoured to create levels, it will be necessary to build retaining walls to ensure that the earth doesn’t slip. This can be achieved using brick, stone, breeze blocks (painted), railway sleepers etc though if the wall is higher than 60-70cm, it would normally be built from brick, concrete or stone. It should also be topped with a coping stone which overlaps the wall by around 4cm. Retaining walls are not always pretty so could be hidden by plants. The earth at the foot of a wall is often cool but well drained so care should be taken when choosing the plants. Plants which will cascade or arch over the top of the wall and thus soften it include Geranium dalmaticum, Hebe ‘Youngii’, Cytisus x kewensis, Convolvulus cneorum, Campanula poscharskyana “Stella”, Genista lydia and Juniperus communis “Green carpet”. Each terrace should be linked by safe manageable steps and level paving. Steps should be as wide and as shallow as possible. Shallow steps facilitate easy movement up and down between the terraces and wide steps allow two people to either walk side by side or to pass. To make the environment safe for small children, consider adding low fencing or trellis on top of or in front of the wall with gates across the steps. Climbing plants can then be grown up the trellis to add extra interest and colour. Next month we will investigate how to deal with a slope if terracing is not a viable option. Open Gardens The gardening season is well under way and the mild winter and spring have combined to make 2014 one of the loveliest in recent memory. This is particularly welcome after last year, when most of us were still lighting our fires into the middle of June! There are several ways to enjoy gardening but one of the easiest and most enjoyable is by visiting other people’s gardens. In the UK, there is an initiative called the Yellow Book scheme, whereby owners open their gardens to the public for a small fee and the revenue is then donated to charitable causes. This was set up in 1927 and has since raised millions of pounds. There is no similar national scheme in France, which is a great shame. Mixing people’s passion for gardening with the added advantage of raising money for worthy causes has huge potential. It was with this in mind that a small group of 4 gardeners did a small trial in 2013, based loosely on the UK model to see if a similar scheme could operate here. An entrance fee of 5€ allowed access to the four gardens and the one-day opening attracted over 50 visitors and realised 300€ for a French charity which organises activities for children with cancer or leukaemia. Buoyed up by the success of this project, it was agreed that the project would be continued and broadened for 2014. Open Gardens/Jardins Ouverts now has 30 gardens, of which 2 are châteaux and are dispersed in 4 départements: the Creuse, the Haute Vienne, the Corrèze and the Vienne. Details of these can be seen by visiting the website www.opengardens.eu The gardens are open for the whole weekend 28th/29th June from 10am - 7pm Visitors can view any or all of them for the same price as last year i.e. 5€. Tickets are available at any of the gardens; simply turn up, buy a ticket and use this ticket to access any of the 30 gardens taking part. Tickets can also be purchased via the website or by mail from the address below. Refreshments are available and some have a small variety of plants for sale. The charity for 2014 remains the same - “A Chacun son Everest” and a visit to their website will be rewarded with a poignant reminder of the value of their activities www.achacunsoneverest.com. There can be fewer more pleasant ways to spend a summer’s day or two than strolling gently round a few gardens. A quick dip into the website will demonstrate the variety of gardens on offer and many of them are also ideal for having a picnic lunch, whether that be on the banks of the river Gartempe, beside a lake, amongst the trees or on the edge of a pond with a beautiful array of waterlilies, watching frogs sunbathing on the lily pads and the occasional newt surfacing to grab a bite to eat. Open Gardens/Jardins Ouverts is a registered organisation Nº W232001865 Tickets by mail from: The Treasurer (Open Gardens), 1 La Combe, 23300 Vareilles Please make cheques payable to “Open Gardens” Further enquiries to mick@opengardens.eu or telephone 05 55 63 43 12 32 Showing and Shearing… I feel a book title coming on… hmmm, anyway, the Bourges show went well, 15 breeders from all over France, a couple from Spain and one from Belgium showing around 100 alpacas in all the different age ranges and colours. We travelled up on the Sunday afternoon with 6 of last years babies in the back of the van to show in the Junior classes (6 to 12 months old). They all took the drive in the van very well following an extensive training exercise of at least half an hour on how to clamber in and out of the van the previous day. After installing the team in their pens in the 'Halle au Blé' with a good supply of hay and water to chomp through the night and gone through another round of vets checks and paperwork we all retired to the restaurant opposite to try to help reduce their food and wine surplus. Showing in the arena kicked off at 9am and was all finished by just after 5pm having gone through approx. 45 different categories, very efficiently run I must say. We managed to win a 1st place with brown female Espresso, two 2nd places with Cosette & Eponine in the grey and black classes, a 4th for Harper in the Fawn male class and a 6th for Katla in the white female class. We knew the white class would be difficult as there are a lot of very good quality white's about, so we know we need to improve our breeding there. There was no chance of winning a 'champion' or best in show as this always goes to a mature adult alpaca not a youngster. So all in all not bad but… 'could do better' as my old school reports used to say! Ten days on and it was shearing time, like sheep once a year but unlike sheep a bit more involved as they have to be hobbled and dropped to the ground on a nice clean mat to protect the valuable fibre. With Yvonne in hospital our neighbours very kindly mucked in to help me bring all the alpacas up from their different fields and into the barns the night before to ensure they stayed dry ready for an early start. With our 23 animals and another 13 assorted alpacas from other owners here, James our Australian shearer was keen to crack on and get them done as he had to get up to Pressac to shear another 12 later in the afternoon. Luckily for us it all went remarkably smoothly… boring for this article unfortunately but we had no catastrophes, no escapees, no humans were hurt or particularly spat upon in the making of this fibrefest… result all round! And now we just await some nice sunny days to spread the fleeces out and pick through any bits of hay and rubbish in them before re-bagging and sending off for processing. We now have a herd of very small skinny alpacas, half the size they used to be... I don't recognize most of them! Country & Animal Care “I am a mole and I live in a hole.” The lyrics of the song from the Southlanders in 1958 are still memorable to persons of a certain age but how many of you know anything about moles? Not many I’ll bet. This isn’t surprising really as although the mole is one of Europe’s most common mammals there has been little research into its life and only recently with the advent of micro cameras capable of recording in total darkness is it possible to see moles in real life. The European Mole (Talpa europaea) is one of our most recognisable animals even though most of us have never actually seen one. We are all aware however of the results of mole activity in the shape of the mole hill or ‘tump, that can take up over 18% of the surface area of a mole’s living area. So what do we really know about moles? Moles are classed as insectivores due to their predominant diet of earthworms that they hunt down in their underground galleries… They can detect the vibrations of an earthworm from a long range and are able to travel along their tunnels extremely quickly. These tunnels or galleries are arranged on different levels so that the mole can live deep underground in extremes of climate such as summer and winter, and move into shallower galleries when the climate is more temperate. They effectively follow the worms up and down in the soil. In difficult times moles can live on worms that have been decapitated and stored in a larder for that very purpose. Moles keep their teeth in good order by straining worms between their strong front feet in order to expel all the soil and grit before they are consumed. The larder will usually be situated near to its nest, a small collection of dead leaves and dried grass where it spends around four hours in every eight asleep. When awake however the mole is very active hunting and consuming around half its own body weight in worms every day. Their tunnel system is arranged similar to our road networks with fast lane for speedy travel and meandering country lanes situated around feeding areas such as under trees, hedges or damp ground. During the creation of these tunnels the moles scrape soil using oversized front feet tipped with strong claws. The earth is pushed back along the gallery until there is enough to be forced upwards into the mole hill so dreaded by gardeners. When creating a mole hill the mole wedges itself in the shaft with three feet and pushes the soil upwards with the other hence the German name for mole ‘Maulwurf’ or ‘earth thrower’. The French name for a mole is ‘Taupe’ Like civil engineers the mole does not have its shaft directly over the main carriageway… but slightly to one side so that any subsidence does not block the main thoroughfare. Any significant changes in climate usually results in a rash of mole hills as the mole moves up or down a level and clears out the galleries it hasn’t used for several months. This explains the annual rash of mole hills seen following the first hard frost. According to scientists moles are predominantly solitary and whilst living close together they do not share their tunnels and will fight to the death with any intruder. Mole catchers however tell of regular multiple catches from the same tunnels and even double captures in the same trap. Scientists also state that moles only breed during a short spring period and are sexually inactive outside that time. Try telling that to the moles! Certainly here in France I have seen young moles in ten months of the year. The average litter is around four to six and they have a gestation period of four to five weeks followed by a similar period in the nest. One thing that scientists and mole catchers do agree on though is that a male is called a boar and a female a sow. During the breeding period male moles travel from their galleries to seek out receptive females… Immediately after mating the male returns and plays no part in the upbringing of the young. The female creates a nesting chamber or ‘fortress’ where she gives birth and suckles the young moles that are born blind and hairless. Young moles are identified by their significantly smaller size and their pink scrapers. After they leave the nest and are fending for themselves these scrapers become calloused and whiter in appearance. Moles have a small ‘second thumb’ or prepollex. The young moles travel often overland to seek out their own domains and during this time can travel great distances at night. Also typical of a young mole seeking new ground is a long line of mole hills punctuating a very shallow tunnel. Often young moles will repopulate an old abandoned tunnel system and start to clear out blocked tunnels and redesign the layout creating fresh mole hills. Mole hills are the main reason why the mole has been persecuted. Bacteria in the soil causes illness in livestock if present in silage. Stones within the mole hill damage the blades of farm and garden machinery and each mole hill is a ready-made nursery for airborne seeds such as ragwort, dandelion and thistles. In 1702 William III is supposed to have died after his horse tripped over a molehill. The incident for years after allowed Jacobites to toast the vanquishing creature as 'The little gentleman in black velvet'. Sadly for romance, the story is only partly true. Certainly William's horse stumbled on 21 February and the king broke a collarbone in the fall. He died within two weeks of pulmonary fever. Moles have been trapped since early times… Romans buried jars of water in the mole’s tunnel in order to drown it as it passed along. In the 17th century one mole catcher was paid 30 shillings a year and in 1772 the townsfolk of Hammerwich, Staffordshire entered into a 31 year agreement with Samuel Insley to destroy moles at a fee of 1 shilling per acre. My favourite reference however is Henry Badger who in 1709 revelled in the title ‘Mole Catcher to the Prince of Denmark’. Shakespeare could have written that! Virtually every parish retained a mole catcher as did country estates. The Queen still employs one at Sandringham and there is a mole catcher employed to keep the Palace of Versailles mole free. During the 20th century poisons such as strychnine and phosphine gas became a popular method of killing moles. Strychnine was outlawed by the European Union in 2006 and gassing moles is now more strictly controlled and only available to licenced pest controllers. Mole skins were sought after for clothing, millinery and as plumber’s wipes unto around the 1930’s. Around that time over four million pelts were exported from the UK to America every year. The mole’s fur does not lay directionally as does a dog or cat’s fur, but stands upright and is able to lay in any direction. The skin of the mole is tough enough to withstand thorns so burying rose stems will not deter them. Nor are they haemophiliac as some people believe. These days there is no demand for mole skins other than a small trade in fly-tying material for anglers. A friend of mine in South Yorkshire disposes of his trapped moles by donating them to a raptor rescue centre. Clive Kenyon is a professional mole trapper operating in the 16, 79, 86 & 87 border regions (see advert page 34) A big thank you to Clive for catching all the moles in our own garden! We highly recommend his professional and affordable service. Ed 33 Country & Animal Care PEST CONTROL Every year rapidly growing spring grass triggers endocrine laminitis in many horses, ponies and donkeys, and without correct diagnosis and treatment, some of these animals will die. Around 90% of all laminitis cases are due to high levels of insulin, often related to a diet high in sugar or starch affected horses will have Equine Metabolic Syndrome (EMS), with or without PPID (formerly known as Equine Cushing’s disease). WASPS HORNETS ETC ETC. Tel - 02 54 38 02 03 Mobile - 07 87 30 99 88 Email - chienchic@outlook.com Find us on Facebook For fast response call (all areas) Siret: 801 996 943 00016 05 45 31 41 88 / 06 84 23 62 05 www.pestcontrolfrance.webs.com 18, Rue Pierre Collin de Souvigny, 36300 Le Blanc siret: 483 620 779 00015 What is laminitis? In a healthy horse the hoof wall hugs the bottom bone in the leg (the pedal bone) and is connected to it by “velcro” made of interlocking cells, called laminae. Laminitis causes this “velcro” to stretch, weaken and separate, often causing hoof and bone to move away from each other (rotation and/or sinking). Similar to breaking a bone, this can damage tissue, blood supply and nerves, causing pain, and eventually cell death, sepsis and bone loss if the damage is left uncorrected. Toilettage de Chiens Home Stays & Grooming How is laminitis recognised? Le Paradis 16460 Ventouse 05 45 31 51 37 email nickyandade@sfr.fr Symptoms of laminitis vary and range from the horse showing no signs of pain but evidence of damage such as divergent hoof rings and a stretched white line is found in the feet, to the horse being “footy” on hard or stony ground, unwilling to walk, shifting weight from foot to foot and having a bounding digital pulse, to lying down most of the time with an increased heart and respiration rate. Laminitis can quickly progress from mild to severe and should always be taken seriously. For home stays come to Le Paradis Your dog will love all the creature comforts; woody walks and bags of space to relax and play in a safe and secure garden. And in-doors, there will be a cosy bed near a radiator or close to the fire. Your dog can stay for a couple of days or a week or two. Also, I am a qualified dog groomer offering a range of services from nail clipping to hand stripping, to a full trim including bathing and drying. Situated in Le Paradis between Beaulieu sur Sonnette and Valance - 20 minutes from Mansle (RN10). Chien Chic We are a new dog grooming parlour located in Le Blanc and cut to the customer’s needs. We offer a range of services including bath, nails, anal glands, scissor work and clipper work. Full grooms include all the services listed above and prices start at 35€. Mobile services are also available, call and ask for details. We also offer dog sitting services in our home in St. Germain. You can book via email, Facebook, telephone or call in and see us at 18, Rue Pierre Collin de Souvigny (opposite Banque Populaire). PROBLEMS WITH MOLES IN YOUR GARDEN OR PADDOCK? TRIED EVERYTHING…? I CAN HELP! AE registered mole trapper working mainly in the 16 / 86 / 87 border areas and occasionally further afield including 24 & 79. I offer a reliable, efficient & safe service. Please contact me for a free quote & advice. T: 05 45 31 61 12 E: mail@nicepix.net How is laminitis treated? The cause must be identified and removed/treated, and the feet must be supported and realigned. The vet should always be called, and farrier. Confine the horse to limit movement and ensure the feet are well supported with padding and/or supportive bedding. Reduce sugar/starch in the diet by removing grass and feeding soaked hay and minerals. Pain relief may be prescribed but isn’t a cure - removing the cause and supporting and realigning the feet should make the horse more comfortable within a week. Blood tests and x-rays will be needed. The good news is that many cases of laminitis can be prevented, and when caught early, the damage to the feet can usually be fully repaired and the horse returned to health. What we know about laminitis has changed significantly in the last few years. For the latest information and support if you have a horse with laminitis, visit the website and Facebook page detailed below. Next month: EMS and PPID. Andrea Jones The Laminitis Site www.thelaminitissite.org www.Facebook.com/TheLaminitisSite w Riding lessons on horses & poneys w Riding out from 1 hour to a day w Trekking on horse back from 2 to 7 days w Holiday with or without your horse on the farm w Breaking horses, working difficult horses and training horses www.cerfcheval.com Email: cerfcheval@wanadoo.fr Tel: Anne, Sascha or Floris 05 49 48 89 65 / 06 85 55 31 06 Chez Mairine, 86430 Luchapt (south Vienne) La Vallée des Cerfs Come and share our passion for horse riding through the Vienne, Charente and Haute-Vienne! Lessons available from qualified teachers; Beginners: Tuesday afternoon, Advanced: Tuesday afternoon and Saturday morning and Poneyclub: Wednesday afternoon. Ride out with a delicious picnic, made with local produce: 14 June "La petit Suisse", 21 June "Farm to Farm" and 29 June "Valley of the Vienne". 100€ p.p. (possibility of reduced price with own horse). We train and break young horses with an ethological approach. For details or personalised treks anywhere else, please do not hesitate to contact us. We look forward to meeting you, Anne, Floris and Sascha. THE TIGER MOSQUITO, which causes infectious diseases such as yellow fever, dengue fever and chikungunya, has spread to 18 departments in France (thankfully not those covered by etcetera so far). It is one of the world's most invasive pests and prefers biting humans to animals. It is easily identified by its black and white striped legs, and black and white striped body. It grows to between 2mm and 10mm. It is a native of southeast Asia, but international travel over recent decades has resulted in it being found in many other countries. In order to track the spread of these mosquitos The National Centre of Expertise on Vectors (CNEV) requests sightings, with photos are posted to their website: www.signalement-moustique.fr 34 Country & Animal Care Lake Management Aerators for Lakes & Ponds For our full range of fisheries & fish farming products/services: DAY TICKET FISHING Enjoy a day's fishing at Lake Brillac (16500) www.AquacultureEquipment.co.uk Carp, Roach, Zander & Perch +44 (0)161 6835869 mob +44 (0)7715 007964 Email: sales@AquacultureEquipment.co.uk Full day ticket - €10 pp Aquaculture Equipment Ltd focus on the supply of specialised equipment to help with most aspects of fisheries management. We can help with most aspects of lake and pond management, specialising in aeration equipment to help maintain a healthy environment for the fish. We supply work boats, waders, dry suits, nets, fish transport tanks, fish feeders etc. We have also developed the new LIMPET range of Reinforced Self-Sink Air Hose - ideal for small, discreet aeration systems for stock pools and ponds (including natural swimming ponds). We make regular visits to the region, please contact us to discuss your needs. Claude's Cat Hotel Sport fishing only - no kill policy Open daily. Night fishing available on request. Equipment hire/bait available at extra cost. E: lakebrillac@yahoo.co.uk T: 09 74 76 76 62 www.lakebrillac.co.uk PETITE PAWS CATTERY Isabel Evans Now available as a Day Ticket water - 10€/day Fully legal and no licence required La Tourterie 16310 Montemboeuf Les Chaillauds 16220 MONTBRON Tel: 05 45 24 01 45 Email: claudescathotel@gmail.com www.claudescathotel.com Claude’s Cat Hotel A small purpose built family run cattery situated in a quiet hamlet just outside Montbron. We currently offer 7 accommodation units each comprising of fully insulated internal spaces with individual heating and a private outdoor space with views over the countryside, offering a calm and caring environment. Caroline has over 20 years experience of caring for animals, 14 years as an experienced veterinary nurse in the UK and Spain. For more information or to arrange a visit please call for an appointment Mon-Sat 9 - 6 or email us. We look forward to offering your cat a warm welcome. Tel: 05 45 23 62 35 www.petitepaws.fr email: izzy@petitepaws.fr Siret: 80189111000018 Petite Paws Cattery is a small, friendly, family run cattery where your cat will receive plenty of love and attention whilst you are away. Your cat can be assured of receiving the very highest standard of quality and care whilst with us and your cat’s happiness and wellbeing is our main priority. The cattery is fully insulated with each pen benefiting both inside and outside space. There are also heated pads for each bed for cooler months. Located in La Tourterie, a hamlet close to Montemboeuf, Montbron, Chasseneuil and La Rochefoucauld. Viewings welcome and we look forward to meeting you and your cat. Basic Puppy Training & Socialising Good Citizens Obedience Training Group & Individual Tuition Elaine: 05 55 68 67 56 / 06 04 47 35 19 limousindogtraining@hotmail.com Phoenix Association FREDA One of many Phoenix kittens looking for homes... This is Freda. She was born to a feral cat, who decided to bring her kittens to live on someone's doorstep! Luckily, the mother chose well, and the kind person contacted Phoenix for advice. We've managed to take Freda and her siblings in, but we know this will be one of the first litters of many, as by July & August, we'll be receiving several calls a day about abandoned kittens. You can help Freda and the cat population by ensuring that your own cats are sterilised. If you're feeding any feral cats, it's your responsibility too to ensure they are sterilised. Please visit www.phoenixasso.com for details of all of our cats and dogs waiting for homes. Acorn Lake is we think, the best mixed fishery in the area. Set in beautiful landscaped grounds near Saulgond, the lake is just over two acres and has twenty swims, though we only allow a maximum of six fishermen at a time. There are Carp to 35 pounds Bream to 7 pounds and many Roach over 2 pounds, the Tench are growing too! The record weight of fish in one day is a fantastic mixed bag over 200 pounds. Check out the website or give Richard a call. ~ OPEN ALL YEAR! ~ NIPPER My name is Nipper, I am a young lady of nearly five years old. My owner recently died and I am looking for a new home with owners that can give me lots of affection. I am very friendly, was brought up with a kitten and am good with children. I enjoy running around in the garden and playing ball. Nipper has not been sterilised, vaccinated or chipped. She is currently being fostered near Chef Boutonne. If you would like to meet Nipper or require further information please contact: Sue 05 49 07 26 05. 35 (20 minutes from Bellac) siret: 753 130 855 00012 Limousin Dog Training Having problems with your puppy or dog? Poor recall or general obedience requires improving? Not sure of the best way to tackle these problems? I can help. I was trained by one of the best UK Kennel Club dog trainers here in France for 3 years and want to pass this knowledge on to you. Interested? Then please contact me for an informal chat in the first instance. Due to demand we have now sourced an additional venue at 87160 Les Grands Chezeaux. I look forward to hearing from you. Country & Animal Care Cats & Dogs Boarding kennels MICHAEL & WENDY ALDRICH ▪ Puppy parties ▪ Obedience ▪ Agility ▪ Groups or individual sessions ▪ Home Visits available Le baillat 16220 rouzede Charente Tel 05 45 66 14 62 Joy: 05 45 30 61 95 / 06 11 56 89 52 paws4thought2fr@hotmail.com Located 16150 catsanddogs2009@hotmail.co.uk Paws 4 Thought Do you have a young puppy? Would you like to join us for weekly 'Puppy Parties'? Teach your puppy basic manners, prevent separation anxiety and socialise your puppy. Following the Kennel Club Good Citizens Puppy Scheme, there will be a friendly assessment with certificate at the end of the course. If your puppy has not yet received the necessary vaccinations' don't worry, the first session will be without the puppy. Agility sessions and adult obedience, including RALLY also available plus one-to-one and home visits. All groups are friendly and fun using 'positive re-enforcement'. For an informal chat pleased contact me. Cats & Dogs Boarding Kennels Purpose built kennels, with secure paddock areas enabling dogs to run free and play with balls & frisbees while having their 2 walks a day off a lead. Each dog is walked individually under supervision. Michael has 45 years animal care experience with certificates covering animal sensitivity and administering medication. Kennels and animals are fully insured. Each pet has its own kennel plus there are 4 outside play areas. We have family pens where pets can share. Catteries have heated vet beds, the kennel block is heated to provide an even temperature. 15 mins La Rochefoucauld / 20 mins Rochechouart. Siret 494 030 919 00018 Tel : Josie or Sean 05 55 60 27 79 Email: Josieschuster@yahoo.co.uk www.doggyholidays.fr Thiat 87320 (10 mins north Le Dorat) Doggy Holidays We want your dog’s stay with us to be a happy, stress free and enjoyable one. When they leave us, we want them to be looking forward to returning for another holiday. And we hope that, on collecting them, you will recognise, that they are content and have had a good time, which will leave you reassured and happy for us to care for your pet again and again... We can care for your dog for weeks, months or just a day. Tel 05 45 85 44 06 La Riviere de Vienne, 16150 Chassenon www.bluebellwoodkennels.com Siret 493 125 439 00015 Bluebell Wood Boarding Kennels Small, established, family business, enabling us to give each boarder extra time and attention, helping your pal to feel at home. Purpose built kennels boast private internal & external runs allowing plenty of space and fresh air. During cooler months the building is warmed with a log burner and each run has a heat lamp. We have a 1.5 acre grassed and fenced paddock with two large outside enclosures, allowing regular exercise. A private wooded walkway and 'Monty’s Maze' leads to a shaded track through woods, where boarders are walked daily. Our aim is to make your dog/s as comfortable as possible, so you feel comfortable leaving them in our care. Fully registered, insured & veterinary approved. Siret 49412501600019 Rochechouart Secure, quiet, heated. Large individual & and family units with outside areas Purpose built isolation unit French certificate in cat care awarded by CFPPA, Bellac Limoges veterinary approved English & French spoken Inspections welcome Tel: 06 30 02 35 73 / 05 55 03 76 87 bdowning77@wanadoo.fr (30mins from Limoges airport) Caring Cattery - Rochechouart Well established cattery in the French countryside. Your cat will be comfortable in it's own private or family unit. Units have tiled floors with 3 levels to relax on and a private outside area, with chair to sleep on & shelves to climb & scratch. The cattery is heated in colder weather and individual needs catered for. Veterinary approved and awarded The French Certificate of Capacity. Easy to find, la route to La Royere, 30 mins from Limoges airport. Viewings welcome by appt. Barbara works closely with Tracey at Bluebell Wood to provide a complete pets service. Cachette du Chat Small friendly run Cattery Condac - Ruffec T: 05 45 29 01 31/06 15 66 38 92 E: Flurry16@gmail.com June Altman, Le Puytren, 87800 Meilhac 05 55 58 87 94 / 06 61 01 12 21 zdh@ze-dog-house.fr Purpose built heated Chambers for your cat with its own outdoor run. Each chamber is well equipped to give your cat all the comforts. Open all year. Visits welcome. Reg DSV - Certificate of capacity 36 Tel: 05 45 30 77 60 / 06 88 18 97 78 Sarl RKR 49031205500018 Molly's Dog Grooming Service Here at Molly's I take a holistic and force free approach to grooming, incorporating toys and treats to help make the experience more enjoyable for your dog. Extra, short visits are offered for any dog who is unused to grooming, aimed at accustoming them to the process kindly and gently - at no extra charge. I believe that the grooming process should be as stress free as possible and actively encourage owners to stay with their dogs. CANINE MASSAGE A natural & gentle way to promote your dog’s health through the use of deliberate & controlled techniques Andrea Richards Certified Member of the Association Les Masseurs Canins 05.55.60.70.06 / 06.74.33.85.41 richardsandrea@hotmail.com Siret 519 165 872 00010 Canine Massage There are many benefits to canine massage, not only can it help aid relaxation, improve joint flexibility and assist recovery, it can also help restore your dog's natural balance, which can then maintain and enhance both physical and emotional well being in your dog. Having trained with Pauline Arnt in Paris I became a certified member of The Assocation Les Masseurs Canins in 2012. (NB Massage does not replace veterinary care). Removals, Storage & Motoring Nick Walton Walton Coachworks Automotive Technician Mechanic • Bodyshop walton.coachworks@hotmail.co.uk Mob: (+33) 07 87 65 53 11 Tel: (+33) 05 55 78 67 02 Chez Pouveroux, 7 Les Clos, 87600 VAYRES Siret: 789 759 701 00012 Walton Coachworks I moved to France from the UK a year ago to start my own business in Vayres, near Rochechouart. I am a fully qualified mechanic with nearly 25 years experience. I served my apprenticeship with Lotus and have worked for General Motors for the past 10 years. I've worked on vehicles from a 1903 vintage Bean to present day makes and models. I'm also a qualified panel-beater and sprayer and enjoy restoring classic cars. My rates are fair and competitive and in this first year provided an excellent service to many satisfied customers in the Limousin and surrounding regions. VINTAGE CLASSIC CARS AND PAUL RICHFIELD From the 20's to the 60's All mechanical and maintenance work undertaken Chasseneuil Sur Bonnieure 16260 Charente T: 05 16 09 84 46 M: 06 12 88 04 57 E: paul.richfield@cegetel.net siret no: 378 681 944 00021 Vintage & Classic Cars - Paul Richfield In 1961, Paul had his first vintage car. Too young to drive, many hours were spent on stripping and rebuilding in time for his licence. This was followed by the usual Austin 7, Riley Specials and many others. Eventually turning to full time restoration he was a partner of Fergus Engineering, Lincs, working on such cars as Hispano Suiza/Bugatti/Bentley/Mercedes/Maserati. Head hunted to look after a private collection on the Mediterranean coast, has spent the last 40 years maintaining European-American and English Classic cars. During the last 18 months has repaired cars ranging from a 1932 Cadillac V12 to a 1960 Morris commercial van. TYRES ALL MAKES SUPPLIED & FITTED £ Competitive Pricing £ Puncture Repairs, Wheel Balancing, Tracking £ Alloy Wheel Repair & Refinishing £ Headlight Refurbishment £ Towbars & Batteries CAll vehicles & vans, 4 x 4, light commercial, vintage Contact Ace Pneus 05 49 29 86 92 www.15luche.com/tyre-fitting-deuxsevres.html Based 10 minutes from Chef Boutonne ACE PNEUS Fully trained and insured, the original tyrefitting business, Ace Pneus, has been running successfully now for 5 years. Due to demand the business expanded into fitting towbars and batteries last year and to repairing alloy wheels and refurbishing headlights the year before. During opening hours David will pick your car up from The Market, Luché sur Brioux (see advert, page 16), where you can relax in comfort whilst your car is being repaired special menu prices for Ace Pneus clients. Charente Mobile Valeting Car Cleaning On Your Doorstep! See Website for More Info www.charentemobilevaleting.fr 06 02 31 95 27 cmv16@hotmail.co.uk all etcetera areas covered Charente Mobile Valeting Contact us now for a full valet, leather seat treatment, bumper care or full wax. Discounts available for same day, same location bookings - see the website for full details www.charentemobilevaleting.fr and more testimonials like this.. "We have a large dog who would love to live permanently in the estate part of our Peugeot, so we take him with us whenever we can. This means lots of mud, animal hair and general muckiness - CMV visit us quarterly and I rarely recognise our car when they've finished - nor do our friends!" Mr Mike & Mrs Sandie George MORE SCAMS It seems a month can’t go by without hearing of more scams. In February, 800,000 Orange (France) accounts were hacked, and now a further 1.3 million customers personal data have been stolen. This could mean you may start receiving emails from scammers. Please remember - don’t follow links if you’re not 100% sure, and even if it is from someone you know, their account may have been hijacked too! We are still hearing from readers who have received calls from Microsoft Windows or similar, advising them their computer has a dangerous virus, but not to worry, they can talk you through the process all they like… just do not follow their instructions, this is a scam. The last one we have heard of this month is mobile phone companies saying you have a won a competition and offering a fantastic new mobile contract. You know what they say… if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. 05 55 14 49 45 / 09 67 10 49 45 06 13 38 59 68 Parking Limoges - Just 20 mins from Limoges Airport, we offer alternative, cheaper parking facilities with benefits of regular vehicle checks so you can be confident that on arrival, your car will be ready to drive. Not only that, we offer packages to enable you to get to and from the town centre etc plus a new meet and greet service for Limoges airport, for new and existing customers, please contact us for details via the website. We also offer B&B accommodation. Visit: www.lemoulindelafauvette.com Additional services include, vehicle valeting, arranging a Contrôle Technique (MOT) and assistance with registering a vehicle in France. CARAVANS A FAMILY RUN STORAGE FIRM IN THE HEART OF THE LIMOUSIN Foreign registered camper vans and caravans imported to France must be re-registered. Please be aware that if your caravan or motorhome was first registered before the year 2000, there is a good chance it may not comply with requirements. Call Karen for a quote on 09 66 03 52 89 37 If the vehicle was recently made, conforms to EU standards and has all the documents, re-registering should be an easy process. Siret: 481 224 129 000 33 Removals, Storage & Motoring AUTO MOTO MECHANIC 40 years experience Robert Phillips La Greliere, 16220 Rouzede T: 05 45 65 96 20 E: carolyn@rishworth.org Siret No. 792 215 659 00014 Deliveries and Collections FRANCE-UK-EUROPE (Inc. the islands) Transport & Small Removals Throughout Europe Full and Part Loads Friendly Personal Service For Quote/Devis: Tel:0033(0) 549971556 Mob: 0033(0)685805057 English Mob: 0044(0)7754732640 keith232@hotmail.com MOTOR PARTS Joffreny Loisirs If you have a home in France but you live/work abroad, we can store your car to use during visits. We can meet you at airports/stations, so you don’t have to wait for a hire car, or find that the car you left won’t start or has been damaged. We regularly start/move the car to maintain the engine, peripherals and tyres. We can arrange valeting, servicing, maintenance, CTs and help with re-registering your car in France. We offer fully insured, secure, indoor storage all year round at very competitive rates, and long-term discounts are available. View our client testimonials on our website. CHARENTE Delivery via Parcelforce Worldwide to your door in France Call: 00 44 (0)1253 725 414 Email: smartmovers@hotmail.co.uk www.smartmovesremovals.co.uk CLENTONS REMOVALS LTD (EST. 1876) Removals to and from south-west France UK Reg: 4935391 • Bargain prices on large moves • Smaller loads at very reasonable rates • Insurance included Personal service from an established firm Vehicles & tractors also transported Andrew: 0044 7803240137 / 0044 7710149682 email: clentons@yahoo.co.uk JOHN SOWERSBY 0044 (0)1377 255470 / 0044 (0)7830 170761 motorptscharente@aol.com Motor Parts Charente - John Sowersby With over 30 years experience in the motor industry, John prides himself in offering one to one customer service, “treat people how you would like to be treated yourself” is his motto. He offers LHD headlights delivered to your door. Spare parts, from a bulb to an engine or panels, both for left or right hand drive; in fact anything to do with cars or light commercial vehicles. High quality easy fit tubular Towbars complete with all electrics, sockets etc. Mower Batteries & drive belts. He can also supply tyres and exhausts (not fitment). What's more, he can supply vehicle polishes and cleaning materials as well! Family business for 30 years offering a professional service. • Packing services • Containerised storage • Vehicles transported • Competitive prices • Full or part loads • Transit liability included Stephen or Jane Franklin Tel/Fax: 0044 (0)1283 792838 E-mail: sales@franklinsremovals.co.uk www.franklinsremovals.co.uk Depts 16, 86, 87 & 24 (Towbars & Batteries also supplied & fitted) Any make of Car, Van or Motorcycle tyre supplied & fitted, by appt at your address. Typically 40% cheaper than French prices Tyre fitting, inc balancing 12€ Puncture repair 12€ Tracking/Alignment 35€ Towbar Fitting 75€ Email: dixontyres@gmail.com Telephone: 0545 306707 siret 53821341400013 Suppliers of Car & Van Spares & LHD headlights Direct to France at big savings! also Mower Batteries and drive belts! Moving?? Big enough to cope & Small enough to care Professional reliable service - Fully insured UK 01227 713738 UK Mobile 07896 670958 France 02 54 47 14 08 E: ian@pandsremovals.co.uk www.pandsremovals.co.uk 38 We are a small company based in Kent & Central France offering a professional & friendly service. Goods in Transit & Public Liability Insurance assured. We use large Iveco 17.2m³ vans & secure 15.5m³ trailers as opposed to lorries as access to properties in France and Spain can be restricted - vans go where lorries can’t! Big enough to cope with most jobs but where loads demand more capacity, additional vans are used; still a cheaper option to larger carriers. Full & part loads catered for. Secure storage facilities in Southern UK & Central France. Packing cases & cardboard wardrobes can be provided. We do not use sub contractors. Removals, Storage & Motoring CASSE AUTO C.R.A.L Centre de Recyclage d'Automobiles du Limousin N°SIRET 513 355 503 00014 We will collect your scrap car Second hand and new spares parts All makes English spoken Les Tourettes 87440 SAINT MATHIEU Route de Limoges - Sortie Saint Mathieu Tel: 05 55 48 21 33 • cral87@gmx.fr 'Your French Connection’ Weekly services to & from SW France Internal moves within France Containerised Storage Range of Packing services available Over 30 Years’ Experience Fully Insured members of the BAR & GUILD of Removers Tel: 0044 1622 690653 Email: info@anglofrench.co.uk www.anglofrench.co.uk UK Registration 543 77 60 UK Over 35 years experience on all marques * Fully equipped workshop with state of the art diagnostic equipment. Services are done to manufactures standards - not just fluid changes! * Service and repair of cars & light commercials including preparation for Control Technique. * We also supply and fit left hand drive headlights. Tony Eyre & Chris Eyre Tel 05 49 07 30 08 - 06 31 51 89 54 http://www.theenglishmechanic.net/ 1 route des Prés Guillon, 79190 Melleran GPS co‐ordinates N 46˚07’18” W0 ˚01’03” Diagnostic Testing Equipment THE GARAGE Based near Bellac 2 Le Petit Confolens 87190 Droux Tel : 05 55 47 37 68 or 06 75 08 45 30 Every aspect covered from replacing headlamp bulbs to engine rebuilds! Parts obtained at sensible prices or you source the parts and we fix it! Call for friendly, professional advice and a free no obligation quote Siret No: 53032962200019 30 years experience as a mechanic with own garage in the UK 39 Motoring with Stuart Did you know that ‘Carglass’ will come to your home and repair / replace your windscreen? Just like using Auto Glass in the UK (it’s the same company) the work is likely to be covered under your insurance policy (but check first). I had my van done recently and it was all very easy. You can either call your local centre or make the booking online. You can go to www.carglass.fr for further information. The Paris Motor Show will take place between the 4th and 19th October. Once again, it will be held at the Paris Expo, Porte de Versailles. Tickets will be priced at €14 for adults, €8 for 10 to 25s and free to those under 10 years old. Marques such as Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bentley, Porsche and er, Micocar have already confirmed their attendance. Having been a few years ago, I can vouch for the fact it’s a good day out. Good luck with parking though….. Nissan have confirmed that their new Golf and Focus rival, the Pulsar will go on sale this autumn. The car marks the brand’s re-entry into the highly competitive family hatch segment for the first time since the Almera ceased production in 2006. Nissan say that the Pulsar offers ‘considerably more rear leg, shoulder and knee room’ than its rivals. Engines include a 1.2 turbo-charged petrol engine though the 1.5 dCi is likely to be far more popular. Both are lifted from the Qashqai. Look out, look out, there’s a new type of speed camera about. Well, there will be soon. From September, the Interior Ministry will begin testing ‘double sided’ radar cameras. It is reported that there will will two different versions. One that will take a picture of both the front and the back of a vehicle (hence the ‘double sided’) and another that will take a photo of the rear of an offending vehicle with a remote device placed a little further down the road then taking a front facing picture. Critics are saying that the move smacks more of money making than of road safety as it has been revealed that around 1/3 of all photographs captured by speed cameras are deemed unusable. The suggestion is that this new type of camera is designed to ensure a better conviction rate. I would go further and fit them with machine guns to shoot the tyres of all the slow (Stop it, Ed). Anyway, don’t say you haven’t been warned, ‘cos I just did. Look above if you don’t believe me. Finally, do you own a ‘sans permis voiture’? If you do, I’d be genuinely grateful to hear about the reasons behind it. I find them a little baffling and having done some research, had my subsequent article blocked by the Editor! That said, I am very curious to hear of the reasons for using them and so if you would be prepared to share your experiences, then I’d love to hear from you. You can write in, e-mail or even call, using the details on the top of page 2. Thank you. Finishing Touches & Specialist Services D.J.FLOORING & property maintenance/ multi services Mr D Armitage carpets • vinyls • safety flooring • underlay gripper • wood flooring • laminate kitchens • bathrooms • windows • doors decorating • plastering • 30 years experience fitting carpets and flooring • Quality and customer satisfaction guaranteed • Wide range of samples brought to your door • Comprehensive service from preparation to finish • Absolutely free, no obligation quotes Epenèdre 16150 Chassenon Tel: 05 45 30 32 85 / 06 78 70 99 79 Email: djflooring1@aol.com Paul Marshall 05 45 84 27 75 / 06 60 07 54 78 paul.marshall@pmcarpetsandflooring.com Siret: 79278514900016 D.J. Flooring has been trading for 26 years in the UK and 1 year in France with the renovation business trading for 7 years in the UK and 2 years in France. All works undertaken. We can supply flooring or fit flooring supplied by you. A friendly and efficient service - call or email Dave for a quote or advice. Curtains, Blinds & Interior Design by Wendy For all your sewing needs Car trimming & upholstery Curtains & soft furnishings Dressmaking Repairs & alterations Ingénierie Spécialisée CNC Tel 05 45 30 20 11 Siret 514 972 108 00013 05 53 52 59 44 adrian.beards@sfr.fr siret: 527 829 766 00015 Specialized CNC Engineering I have a HURCO 24 Toolstation CNC Mill ready to take on your requirements. I have been working in engineering for 20 years and can reverse engineer parts or fabricate to your design. I have made parts for Formula 1, In Flight Refuelling, Stingray Torpedoes etc. I am experienced in planning, programming, tooling up, machining and deburring, while liasing with designers. I offer broken bolt removal to leave existing threads plus skimmed cylinder heads. Restoration projects or one-off parts as well as large volume production all considered. I can work in metal, wood and plastics. Please contact me to discuss requirements. Cheap and clever way to create invisible book shelves. Simply fix heavy duty brackets directly to the wall and stack your books on top! Rolls of Insulation in stock Mary Johnson has 25 years of experience in all sewing trades. She has worked for dress making and upholstery companies. She also worked for Marcos sports cars as a car trimmer; this work was of a very high standard as these hand made cars commanded a high price. Mary was also self-employed for many years, during which time Mary made a multitude of items including cat beds, tank bags for motor cycles, Bickerton bike bags, sports bags and of all things Free Masons aprons. Because of her varied experience Mary can also repair or alter most things. Made-to-measure with your new or old fabric… alterations too Email: whitfieldwendy56@gmail.com www.harlequindevelopments.com Tel: 05 55 60 44 69 / 06 02 23 30 07 You can also find me on Facebook Based 87330 Siret: 79768033700012 Wendy Whitfield I can design and create curtains and blinds using your own fabric or I can re-design your old curtains to suit your windows. I also create pelmets and beautiful cushions to give your room the look you desire. I cover dept. 87 but will happily consider projects in surrounding areas. Ideally I would prefer to visit you/your room/s and take necessary measurements, but am happy to work from your measurements/photos if this suits you better. In fact I have worked in this way for clients in Dubai, Cyprus and Spain! I look forward to working with you. Bicycle Mechanic Siret: 512 945 874 00018 For all problems or projects, give me a call Fast turn around - Top quality service Siret: 513 208 868 00010 Fraser W. Eade General Engineering Turning, Milling, Welding Quality & Precision Guaranteed Forgeix, 87200 Saint Junien 05 55 71 41 75 frasereade87@gmail.com L’Atelier de Fer- After a 5 year apprenticeship as a Toolmaker, I worked in several countries building/repairing tooling from press tools to plastic injection moulds. I bought machines when I had a cylinder head gasket problem on my car and struggled to get the head skimmed in France. I have a Colchester lathe, a Beaver turret milling machine and a sand blasting cabinet. I work in most materials: metals and some plastics. I believe that if it was made once there's a pretty good chance it can be made again. One off items are frequently better quality than production batchwork. I look forward to helping solve your problems. See The Reclamation Yard ad for details 40 www.velodocteur.eu contact@velodocteur.eu Tel: 06.33.32.71.55 87320 Bussiere-Poitevine Siret: 794 692 137 0019 Velodocteur, Chris Nightingale The Velodocteur is Chris Nightingale, a fully qualified cycle mechanic & wheel builder with many years’ experience in the bicycle industry - see April’s Life etcetera article for more on my background in cycling. I service and repair all bikes, and offer a collection & return service. I also restore old and vintage bikes, and am happy to appraise your bike and quote for any repair and restoration work. Contact me now to have your bike repaired before the summer months! Finishing Touches & Specialist Services French Lily Cuisines et Intérieurs SARL, 23240 Saint Priest La Plaine t: 05.55.80.92.91 e: info@frenchlily.fr | neptune.com SIRET 799205216 00010 Northern Aquitaine, Limousin, Auvergne, Poitou-Charentes KITCHENS FROM 7000€ EXCLUDING WORKTOPS magseal WHAT IS MAGNETIC DOUBLE GLAZING? It’s the placing of a second sheet of glass - normally 3mm Perspex - over existing window panes. This is held in position by adhesive magnetic tape resulting in an airtight system that is extremely effective in reducing heat loss through the window during winter and keeping heat out during summer. It also dramatically cuts out noise and virtually eliminates condensation. Because it is held in place with magnetic tape it can be removed in seconds for cleaning. Importantly it is low-cost compared to full double glazing or replacement windows - but with comparable results. FREE PLAN, DESIGN & COSTING THROUGHOUT POITOU-CHARENTES UPVC windows, Doors & Conservatories made to UK Spec in French styles Made in the UK Fitted in France Phone: 05 49 42 99 41 Mobile: 06 63 71 09 81 Email: scott.braddock1@yahoo.com SIRET: 513 577 809 00017 Open: Thurs - Sat 10h - 18h Sun 14h - 18h French & English Fine & Country Furniture ▪ Lighting ▪ Pictures & Paintings Antique Linens ▪ Antique Toys & Dolls ▪ Vintage Costume Jewellery Ornamental & unusual items ▪ Postcards & other collectable items Vintage Persian Carpets & Rugs Items bought & Sold 41 siret 519 118 855 00013 Finishing Touches & Specialist Services Tim Shepherd Chimney Sweeping Services √ Registered & qualified with over 15 yrs Experience √ Open-fires, Woodburners & Stoves √ Pots, Cowls, Flu liners fitted √ Certificate Issued for Home Insurance For enquiries call: 05 49 87 02 96 Email: shepherd.timothy@orange.fr Siret: 752 049 932 00011 Tim Shepherd As a fire fighter in the UK for 18 years, I have seen the devastation that a house fire can cause. During this time I also ran my own chimney sweeping business, both residential and commercial clients. I also provided advice on how to reduce the risk of fire in the home. In 2015 French regulations regarding fire safety are changing, and it will be compulsory for all homes to have fire prevention equipment installed. This legislation will apply to second homes and gites also, so if you need advice on any aspect of fire safety, smoke detectors, fire extinguishers or carbon monoxide detectors, please get in touch. British Paints In France Keep it simple Collection points throughout France Suppliers of ü 25 years experience ü All glass & glazing repairs undertaken ü Repairs to leadlight & copperlight windows also available ü Free estimates Ring Paul 05 55 09 17 85 / 07 81 62 74 43 Siret: 80124164700016 Dulux • Crown • Leyland • Cuprinol Johnstones • Craig & Rose 15 ltrs of paint delivered from the UK to your door for just 10€ Free delivery on orders over 150€ VISIT WEBSITE FOR FULL DETAILS When it’s Gone! It’s Gone! Crown 10ltr Matt white or Magnolia €25 French trained, qualified & registered A certificate issued for every chimney swept, often a home insurance requirement. Modern no mess method. Cut firewood delivered - please enquire. http://www.kis-uk.com enquiries@kis-uk.com 0044 (0) 1962 714249 • B&Q Cooke & Lewis Kitchens in stock • Flat packed or built up & delivered • Planning & Design service Siret No : 51013659100029 Famous Furniture in France www.famousfurnitureinfrance.com Tel: 05 49 83 03 71 06 06 86 50 07 • Fitting if required • No minimum purchase eg; one cabinet, one door • Visit our 1000m2 showrooms • In business for 10 years • Working to a budget? We can help Siret No 52267348200017 A large range of fabulous G Plan high back, sofas, chairs & 3-piece suites always available from stock. Along with a range of quality UK pocket sprung mattresses. Delivered direct to your door in France - Pay in £'s or Euros. Famous Furniture in France - A small family run business located near Montmorillon, Dept 86, with many years experience in the retail of quality furniture in the UK. We specialise in a full range of G-Plan high back traditional sofas, chairs and 3-piece suites - up to 50% off UK retail prices! Our aim is to supply high quality furniture, sofas and beds at a fraction of the UK retail price delivered direct to your door in France. Weds - Sat 10am - 4pm Mon & Tues by appt only Contact Ray, Sonia & Mathew T: 05 49 87 67 34 E: thekitchencompany@orange.fr Find us on D727 Jousse, 10 mins from Civray DO YOU HAVE FLA?! Guess what?! If you have an anxiety about learning a foreign language, there is a label for you! Foreign Language Anxiety (or xenoglossophobia) is the feeling of uneasiness, worry, nervousness and apprehension experienced by non-native speakers when learning or using a second or foreign language. Don’t worry, it’s totally curable. You just have to keep at it, learn to laugh at yourself if necessary and don’t give up! 42 Artisans “quality workmanship and an excellent level of service” KITCHENS - wide variety of styles, handmade & agent for Pyram Kitchens WINDOWS - quality handmade units made in our workshop in hard or softwood DECKS and TERRACES - any size, tropical hardwood or treated softwood RENOVATIONS - complete service from roof to floor good reasons for using 330 years experience for your next project: 3free quotes and advice 3fully registered and insured 3fluent french speakers 3good contact with other trades 3reliable and recommended for a quote, more information or testimonials please do not hesitate to get in touch: SARL maison de l’etang 87500 GLANDON 0640 30 70 90 siret 79159880800016 info@la-maison.biz www.la-maison.biz assurance RC décennale MMA 129724178 la maison - With a wide range of experience and a proven track record, la maison is just what you need when considering any woodwork or building project. If you want some help with a renovation or need replacement windows, doors or a new kitchen, la maison is for you. Using top quality materials and machines, the team’s care and attention to detail means you won’t be disappointed. Pain free and professional every step of the way, call us to discuss your project. We are competitive and provide free quotes. We can also help with the language and any administration required. 10 year Decennale Guarantee · · · New Build Specialists Renovation Barn Conversions · · · Full Public Liability Insurance Roofing Groundworks Fosse Séptiques For more information, a free quotation or to discuss your requirements Visit www.slm-construction.fr E-mail: info@slm-construction.fr or speak to Stuart on 05 45 65 09 11 or 06 38 68 60 14 SLM Construction provides the complete solution for all aspects of construction and renovation. Myself and my team of fully qualified tradesmen pride ourselves on providing a high quality, reliable service at a competitive rate backed by a 10-year decennale guarantee and full public liability insurance. From planning and foundations to those final touches, SLM Construction undertakes all types of building, renovation and insurance repair works with the benefit of a bi-lingual team to guide and assist you with French legislation and formalities. Visit www.slmconstruction.fr or contact me on 05 45 65 09 11 or 06 38 68 60 14 to discuss your requirements or to request a free fully guaranteed quotation. 43 Artisans PETITE D.I.Y. ET JARDINAGE Rochechouart St. Junien Andy Coope GENERAL HANDYMAN Limoges Specializing in … Gardening, Strimming, Hedge Trimming etc, Painting & Decorating, Building Works, Fencing. Railing Plasterboard Plumbing etc Experienced, Reliable, Punctual, Reasonable & a Guarantee Mob: 06 44 94 64 25 Tel: 05 55 70 68 94 Email: alans.tlr996@yahoo.co.uk Siret: 801 759 05100015 Aimez Votre Maison has been established to provide good, honest, reliable property improvement and maintenance services. Our ethos is simple, yet effective: any job, be it small or large requires the same trustworthy workmanship and a healthy appetite for hard work. Simply put, no job is too small and we provide an honest, friendly reliable, quality service at a realistic price. We are based in Chateauponsac and will cover a radius of 60kms or thereabouts. For further details please visit www.aimezvotremaison.fr or call 0555 476137 to discuss your requirements in detail. Thank you, Martin Munro-Jones Siret 511 989 568 00015 With over 35 year’s experience, you are assured of clean and professional work • All aspects under taken • Small works not a problem Siret: 752.545.574.00010 siret 75260425600012 Interior/Exterior Painter & Decorator with over 25 years experience Paul Wrathall B.A. Dip Arch R.I.B.A. Ordre des Architectes Architect Wall Papering - Tiling All Repairs Undertaken 05 55 60 05 26 Creu de Grelet, Beaumont, 16490 Alloue T: 05 45 30 65 17 M: 06 86 21 07 00 Email : apwrathall@gmail.com Siret No. 800 007 643 000 11 Paul Wrathall British architect with 30 year's experience, offering a full Architectural Service. Renovation projects, conversion works, newbuild and surveys undertaken, including submissions for Permis de Construire and liaison with builders/artisans. BM Ceramics Specialist Tiling Service All aspects of tiling: Natural stone, Ceramics Poreceleine, Mosaics Brett Mulcahy For a competitive estimate contact: Steve Fuller Tel 05 55 01 88 05 / 05 55 49 82 96 Mobile 06 28 36 51 39 sjsmail-plastering@yahoo.co.uk House & Garden All repairs & maintenance undertaken Many years experience Siret: 79432400400017 31 Puymoreau 87150 Oradour sur Vayres 06 73 17 24 85 05 44 22 97 30 bmctilingservices:@yahoo.fr Mob: 07 80 36 30 86 Email: jprendy@gmail.com Covering dept. 87 & surrounding areas siret 800 814 30300015 MAISON SECONDAIRE Please ensure that your insurance company knows that your holiday home is your maison secondaire. It may be a bit more expensive, but if the insurance company knows it is a holiday home, the cover will allow a long delay between the incident and the claim, which is not usually the case. Also, if you have a friend or neighbour who can regularly check the house (say once or twice a week) then it won’t come into the category of ‘maison abondonnée’ which will lower the insurance slightly. Please check your insurance company’s policy on shutters - some will not pay out if you do not have them. Don’t forget to take photos of your belongings and keep all receipts. 44 14 Rue des Bans Architect - John Hartie Experienced BRITISH Architect, registered in France and Britain, offers full Architectural Service from his office which has been based in La Rochefoucauld for over 7 years. Undertakes all types of projects, specialising in New Buildings, Renovations, Barn Conversions, Extensions and Eco - Building. First consultation and site visit free of charge. Service Includes: Full Measured Survey / Sketch Designs for Client Approval / Submission of drawings for Permis de Construire / Issue of Approved drawings to Contractors for pricing / Energy Efficiency Studies / Project Management. Experienced in dealing with French Authorities and British and French builders and Artisans. Artisans GRB CONSTRUCTION PLUMBING • ROOFING • PLASTERING Carpenter / Joiner General Building Works Renovations / Conversions / Dry Lining Doors / Windows / Arbours Verandas / Floors / Staircases References & photos of work available Tel: 05 49 48 46 79 / 07 89 26 76 13 (Based 86 also covering surrounding areas) Email: jeanette.healey@wanadoo.fr Reg 05 55 68 51 59 / Gary 05 55 60 77 90 Mob: 06 68 66 32 90 Email: reginald.brinton@orange.fr Siret: 515232000017 Siret: 442 234 431 00017 / 505 183 210 00010 INSURED (Internal + External) 30 years experience, 12 yrs in France Covering Depts: 87, 23, 86 Roofing / Renovation Business - All aspects of roofing on old or new properties - Zinc / PVC guttering - Anti-moss treatment - Interior & exterior renovations - Rendering For a free quotation please contact: Howard Charlesworth (fully bilingual, living in France since 1990, 10 yr décennale Insurance) Tel: 05.55.60.23.70 / 06.85.43.13.58 Email: rcc87@live.fr Depts: 87,86,16 & 23 Siret: 799 894 860 000 11 Abris Bois LV your timber building specialist € 24.250,- ttc Product range and special deals www.abrisfrance.fr Free quotes Delivery & Installation service 05 87 77 95 57 Zone Artisanale Sirvenon 87190 Magnac Laval - Haute Vienne Your ideal holiday home: Insulated double skin log cabin 50 m2 + 10 m2 veranda! Abris Bois LV is a family run business, priding ourselves on quality, value for money and level of customer service. We deal directly with mills, ensuring costs are kept to a minimum so we can offer an unrivalled range of cabins. You may need a high quality, well insulated holiday home or extra living space, or a cabin to relax and enjoy the garden or pool. We also offer complementary products such as guttering, paving, decking, gates and fences. Using our extensive products range, our ability to make bespoke solutions and our friendly but professional approach, we can help you achieve your goal of having a unique space to live, work or relax. DRIVEWAYS DEMOLITION DIGGER & OPERATOR HIRE SUPPLIER OF SAND STONE TOPSOIL 19 TON TIPPER CONCRETING GROUND CLEARANCE MAINS DRAINAGE GUARANTEED • QUALIFIED • INSURED REFERENCES AVAILABLE • 100K RADIUS OF CIVRAY Tel: 06 42 28 52 31 PUBLIC WORKS PASTURE TOPPING Siret: 492 374 145 00018 PAINTERS & DECORATORS ® Exterior Insulation specialists ® Renovation of Facades ® All types of interior and exterior painting Phone for FREE QUOTE Chris PRICE (English speaking agent) 06 84 63 25 84 Readers are advised to check registration & insurance as appropriate when employing someone to carry out work, as well as obtain references if deemed necessary. Before final payment, satisfy yourself that all work has been undertaken and remember good communication between both parties is usually key to avoiding disputes caused by misunderstandings. 45 • All reclamation bought & sold • Demolition undertaken • Specialists in oak beams • Metalwork & stonework • Indian stone flooring 1 km from Confolens on the D952 Ansac sur Vienne road Siren 449 714 989 Artisans CHIPBOARD type P5 18mm tongue and grooved water repellent, chipboard comes in 8ft X 2ft sheets, specially bought in this size to make your life easy when trying to get this upstairs into your grenier and also suitable for one person to handle. C.L.S. stud work is a beautiful product to work with, clean dry and STRAIGHT, currently held in 2.4m lengths and 3.6m in length. 38mm X 89mm C16 planed for eased edges CLS profile. FLOOR JOINTS currently held in 4m lengths 47mm X 200mm Sawn Dry graded to C16, treated. Other lengths and dimensions can be ordered, please feel free to phone. PLYWOOD All in 8 X 4 sheets Internal grade Elliottis, filled & sanded on one side so suitable for internal floors, walls etc. 9mm / 12mm / 18mm Elliottis External grade suitable for construction uses with a high quality finish on both sides. 12mm Malaysian WBP BB/CC 18mm Malaysian WBP BB/CC Marine ply suitable for all external applications and total immersion 18mm Marine Ply SKIRTING BOARD & ARCHITRAVE IN STOCK! •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ROLLS OF ISOVER INSULATION IN STOCK! 100mm, 150mm & 200mm ~ Plus others Typical spec for 200mm: (Contact us for spec on other thicknesses) Pieces per pack: 2 x 580mm wide Pack area: 4.5m2 Pack Length: 3880mm R-Value: 4.65 Alan Goodwin Complete Building Services Time-served and qualified in Carpentry & Joinery, Alan has increased his skills and qualifications during his 20+ years in the trade to cover all aspects of building work and damp-proofing / timber treatment. While running his UK company, he trained apprentices and was the main contractor in jobs valued up to 250k. He has recently started offering a ‘plot to home’ package, building timber framed houses, making it cheaper, quicker and more efficient for people to create and build their own home. You can be as involved as you wish, or just sit back and let us sort out everything… Watch our latest project develop: www.facebook.com/plottohome Competitive prices ~ Free quotes Dept 16 and surrounding areas Tel: 05 45 71 44 74 / 07 85 64 56 84 Email: thetomgray@gmail.com siret: 51339905500013 Building & Renovation Exterior & interior: Roofing - Rendering - Plastering Kitchens & Bathrooms Full scaffolding service Depts 86, 87 & 16 Competitive rates / free quotes Tel: 05.49.48.59.18 / 09.63.20.87.07 Mob: 06.79.42.64.72 Email: iamducked@hotmail.fr Siret: 51195427300013/51907938800012 Sarl Down to Earth Construction FOSSE SEPTIQUE & ACCREDITED MICRO STATION INSTALLER • Full house clearances quoted for. • Your complete house contents bought. • Use until the day you move knowing it is all sold. 46 Professional, friendly, reliable with competitive prices Conception to completion - we even do paperwork Drainage problems, groundworks patios & driveways Established 10 years, French registered & insured Artisans BTP/SERVICES Roofing Specialist MINI - PELLE , TRACTO PELLE Plus all aspects of Building & Ground work's covered. Artisan Carpenter / Joiner Public liability insurance 10 yr Décennale guarantee. Call Adrian direct on: 06 10 89 49 16 / Tel: 05 45 email: adrian@robinsbuilders.com 61 40 15 Siret N°4880506750013 rs ea e Y 5 c r 2 rien e Ov expe ASSAINISSEMENT: For more information & to view our works please visit: www.robinsbuilders.com A. Robins Construction - Adrian has over 25 years experience in the construction industry with 10 of those being here in the Charente. Over the years he has undertaken many roofing projects using both modern & traditional methods. Adrian is a highly skilled carpenter joiner who is also able to take on all kinds of building works. He benefits from having his own plant machinery including a 17 metre reach telescopic manitou, 3.5 tonne digger, 3 tonne dumper, 2 x 3.5 tonne tipper trucks, plus 1000m2 of scaffold, therefore no extra rental costs will be incurred for plant hire. To view his works please visit www.robinsbuilders.com All work conforms to current French regulations (fosses septiques and drainage). Obtaining of certificate of conformity is guaranteed. TERRASSEMENT TRANCHEE CHEMIN D' ACCES COUR DRAINAGE DEMOLITION Competitive tariffs, careful work, free quotes 05 45 31 19 40 - 06 26 71 45 69 St Laurent de Ceris - Montemboeuf Siret 494 719 826 00021 CHRIS RINGGUTH Painter & Decorator All round decorator, Paper Hanging & Tiling. Over 35 years in the trade. Free estimates given. Based Dept 86. Covering the Dordogne, Charente and Haute Vienne regions of France Please Visit our website: www.renovation-france.com ● Architect Drawings ● Complete Renovations ● Fosse Septiques ● Conversions and Extensions ● Roofing and guttering ● Velux and Dorma Windows ● Blockwork and Stonework ● Pointing and Rendering ● Dry Lining and Plastering ● Kitchens and Bathrooms ● Painting and decorating ● Full electrical installations ● Complete plumbing installations ● Staircases ● General household Repairs ● Patios and driveways ● Gates and Fencing Call Chris 06 04 44 32 12 / 05 49 48 27 91 Email: leseffes@hotmail.co.uk Siret: 528 599 459 00013 Petits travaux du Batiment Stuart F Park siret no 533 252 052 00014 Painter Decorator For all your landscaping requirements we have a 3 tonne JCB digger and a 2 tonne Thwaites dumper with experienced drivers that can be hired on a daily/weekly basis. We are a French registered company specialising in applying our expertise and experience to ensure customer satisfaction. With over 30 years experience in the construction industry, please contact us for all your building and renovation requirements. We have a dedicated team of professional British and French tradesmen covering all aspects of the building trade. We have many established contacts here in France to cover all of your requirements for your building project. We offer Free no obligation quotations and an efficient and friendly service. Siret: 489 199 661 00013 Painting, Tiling, Wallpaper hanging all types of decorating undertaken Confolens 16 and area 25 years experience. Contact 05.45.85.78.30 / 06.04.49.04.10 stuart.park@hotmail.fr Remember that having a SIREN (or SIRET nº - the SIREN is the first 9 digits of the SIRET) does not mean that the holder of that SIREN is registered for all trades and activities. However, in typically French fashion, confirming this can be a minefield of dis-information. There are many websites to verify a person’s SIREN nº that will usually identify their main activity. However, such sites do not always list the holder's secondary activities and may in some cases be just plain wrong. Many people use www.infogreffe.fr as reference, but I can confirm it is actually a bit pants. For example, upon checking my own details, it appears I was registered with the Greffe in Limoges in Nov 2006. This goes against my 'Extrait K-BIS' (a formal document issued by the Greffe - an official government dept.!) that is correctly dated Jan 2005, the same as my registration with the Chambre de Metiers. So, whilst internet checks may reveal whether a person is registered, it does not always tell the whole, or even correct story. If in doubt, ask to see the person’s 'Carte de Identification' or contact the 'Chambre' they are registered with. Stuart 47 Artisans NEW / RENOVATIONS ROOFING CONCRETING SITE CLEARANCE DRIVEWAYS LANDSCAPING RECOMMENDED FOSSE INSTALLER DIGGER & TIPPER HIRE SWIMMING POOLS GRAVEL, STONE & TOPSOIL PONDS & LAKES DRAINAGE WE OFFER A FRIENDLY AND EFFICIENT SERVICE WITH 30 YEARS EXPERIENCE QUALIFIED GUARANTEED AND INSURED Contact Carl Dyson Minidigger, Driver & Tipper Truck Mark Slee from 250€ per day Qualified Carpenter Building work w Renovations Gravel driveways, rubbish/ tree stump removals, trenches etc www.davesdiggers.com Mini-Digger & 2 ton Tipper Trailer Email davesdiggers@aol.com Dave/Katie Good 0549 073358/ 0675 180913 Tel: 05 55 68 31 59 / 0044 7969 575285 Email: slee.mark@orange.fr Based near Couhé 86/79/16 siret 5250162590018 Experienced Painter and Decorator covering all aspects of Interior and Exterior Painting, Wall Papering, Fine Finishes, Tiling and Remedial Works for New Builds, Renovation and Refurbishments www.smartdecs.com Siret No: 789 663 556 000 15 Professional Decorating Services Contact Wayne on 05 45 30 64 37 or email info@smartdecs.com for a free estimate Smart Decs offers the complete personal package for home decoration and renovation. From painting to wallpaper hanging and flooring to plastering, Smart Decs specialises in all aspects of interior and exterior decoration and renovation. Contact Wayne to discuss your requirements and request your free quotation. Based in Bellac Siret: 75001854100011 RPT, E.U.R.L Carpenter, Joiner, Woodturner Small Building Works/Renovations Loft conversions/Velux windows Bespoke shutters & doors Patios/Terraces Stables/Field Shelters Tel 05 55 29 01 58 06 81 50 37 66 andysurbois@gmail.com Siret 501 368 393 00010 Interior & Exterior Repair & Renovation www.propointfacades.fr Email: paulchester@club-internet.fr Tel: 05 55 78 80 31 Professional tiling, plastering, plumbing, carpentry & building works Kitchens & bathroom installations For an estimate contact Danny on: Siret: 52206605900018 Sam Feasey ENGLISH/FRENCH SPEAKING BUILDER I offer a wide range of experience in building, renovation and refurbishment, to include stonework, carpentry, parquet flooring, plaster-boarding, brick and block work, concreting, window and door installations and fitting kitchens. I have established good contacts with reliable local tradesmen in electrics, plumbing, plastering and traditional lime rendering, clients are offered a synchronised and professional service. To view the gallery of my work and testimonials please visit my website. Siret 493 799 878 00019 T: 05 55 60 71 33 (St Barbant) M: 0044 796 6208233 E: suzan.trendall@orange.fr siret: 483 664 165 00014 Pro-Point Price Guaranty - We will beat any like for like quote: Re-Pointing from 10€ m², Coloured Rendering from 15€ m², Plastering from 7.50€ m² At Pro-Point Façades we don't do septic tanks, we don't do electrics and we don't do plumbing! We do exactly what it says on the tin. We specialize in Facades. Traditional repointing using sand and lime, and repointing with high pressure injection system using pre-bagged coloured mortars that are available in 100% lime and sand. We specialize in coloured rendering of new and old builds applied by our high pressure rendering system. We can render any structure, blocks, stone or even wood, so if you are building a new house or renovating an old cottage or château, Pro-Point Façades can do it. Online portfolio available, site visits to see our finished works, references from past clients. 48 Danny Trendall is an experienced, reliable and fully registered artisan and plumber who works in the north Haute Vienne and neighbouring departments. Plumbing, plastering and carpentry are his stock trades as well as professional tiling of walls and floors. Decoration including painting and papering can be considered. For a personal estimate to discuss your building projects or renovation needs, please do not hesitate to contact Danny by e-mail or telephone. Artisans ENGLISH & FRENCH PLASTERING SPECIALIST Over 25 years experience Fully guaranteed & insured References available Tel: 05 45 21 63 96 / 07 80 09 13 09 Email: wesley.halton@orange.fr Depts 16,24,87 Siret 489 815 258 00012 www.facebook.com/wezconstructions W.E.Z Constructions Wesley Halton is a fully registered artisan with 27 years experience in the building trade (12 in France) and has completed a wide range of works from new builds, renovations and restoration works using traditional joinery and stonework to be sympathetic with the build. He offers good advice on design and build from submitting plans to the finished project and is a fully qualified carpenter and stonemason. He has recently completed another traditionally joined oak framed covered sun terrace and has a good selection of different designs and also makes medieval style doors, please email to request further information or examples of his work. Your local odd job & handyman Anything considered small or large, inside or out Confolens & surrounding areas Call Gary Worrall on 05 45 71 43 99 or 06 40 53 73 78 Email: mrfixit16500@gmail.com Contact Michael Tel: 05 49 87 01 05 Mob: 06 33 62 77 72 7 days a week 7am-7pm mickgixxer@hotmail.co.uk All areas considered siret: 79286209600015 HOME CARE (SARL) & MAINTENANCE Interior Renovations Barn & Loft conversions No job too small From 10€ per hour No Job too small 25 years experience Based in Chabanais Cleaning, to Fitting a new Kitchen or a helping pair of hands Paul : 0545 71 58 09 paulfreegard@orange.fr Siret: 49031205500018 Siret 51243129700013 Home Care & Maintenance I have been in the trade for 25 years, working for Crabtrees, a family business in London, employing 50 people where I worked my way up to Company Foreman. Most of our work was for Network Rail, refurbishing major stations in London. My services include double glazing, painting Interior and exterior, installation of bathrooms and kitchens, flat pack assembly, drainage, fencing and building maintenance for local business. I also offer general small works for the non DIY person and will do all the little jobs you cant be bothered with. Give me a call… references can be given. RKR (Sarl) New Builds, Fosse installations, connections to main drains, all interior and exterior renovations, ground works, patios and driveway constructions. Based at Confolens but covering a wide area: 16, 86, 87 & 24. I have been in the construction trade 30+ years, the last 9yrs in France. I only use other competent tradesmen if and when needed. If you require work doing, please call or email. No matter how small a job, we will do our best to help: our rates are competitive and we try to work to your budget where possible - we know money can be tight. All quotes free, insurance work welcome too. Siret: 528 646 771 00014 Mister Fix-It Gary Worrall It's time to get those jobs sorted that you've been putting off so why not let me do them for you. From erecting a new shed or sorting out a dripping tap, in fact if it needs fixing, hanging, glazing, assembling, painting, clearing, tiling, filling, decorating, plaster boarding or moving, or if you just need a helping hand for a couple of hours please give me a call to discuss your requirements. I have 18 years experience in all aspects of property maintenance and development. References available. Independent supplier of affordable, reliable, high quality, environmentally friendly micro-stations and sewage treatment systems for both new builds and properties with a non-conforming fosse. UK registration 07 15 72 91 Fully registered and insured Trading in France since 2007 Call Mark for a free quotation: Tel: 05 55 71 49 13 Mob: 06 78 60 96 16 mumford.toiture@orange.fr Siret No. 493 159 412 00011 Fosse France Solutions - Having been in the construction and water industries for many years, we have extensive knowledge of all waste water treatment systems: from traditional fosses to the newest micro-stations. We know the pros and cons of each system and the suitability of these systems for you and your property. We have negotiated the very best prices for our clients and this, along with our full pre-sales consultation service, means you can be sure of getting the best system for you at the lowest possible price. So, for great advice, affordable quality systems and a professional service, contact Clint today. C’est deux oeufs dans un frigo. Un dit à l'autre: "Mais dis donc, t'es drôlement poilu pour un oeuf." L'autre répond: "Mais je suis un kiwi." 49 There are two eggs in a fridge. One says to the other: "Hey, you're quite hairy for an egg." The other replies: "But I am a kiwi." Artisans P.D.Smith Plastering & Building High Quality Plastering and Building Work • Fosse Septique • Digger & driver • Land clearance • Demolition All jobs undertaken from renovations to new builds Specialist in flat plastering, plasterboarding Stud partitioning, rendering and pointing • Foundations • Ploughing & re-seeding service • Fencing • Stonework specialist • Building Renovation or New free quotes, please call 06 75 44 02 86 E:psmith539@gmail.com Small jobs accepted. Insured & guaranteed. English & French-speaking. Siret No: 511 322 810 00017 Tel: 05 49 97 15 28 / 06 48 17 20 94 Email: nigel.bentham@orange.fr Paintstripping & Sandblasting Glyn Chubb Carpenter/Joiner Staircases, windows, Doors, Gates, Barn Doors, Kitchens ü ü ü ü Wood & metal stripping De-rusting & degreasing Waxing & painting Collection & delivery service available TAYLOR RENOVATIONS 05 45 31 13 04 / taylor4057@icloud.com Based near Confolens siret: 79745917900017 Roofing, plasterboarding, tiling Restoration and general building Renovation Vienne RE-POINTING PLASTERING RENDERING GENERAL BUILDING RENOVATION 25 years experience email: glynn.chubb79@orange.fr Tel: 05 49 27 67 29 T: 09 66 43 60 50 E: renovation.vienne@orange.fr Siret No. 494 068 315 00014 Fully French Registered & Insured GM SCAFFOLDING Full English scaffolding service Safe, secure, adaptable Meeting all safety regulations and covered by full public liability insurance. Delivered erected and dismantled Over 20 years experience 30yrs experience, fully qualified Free estimates, friendly and reliable service Tel: 05 55 68 35 79 paul_pickup@hotmail.com Depts 87, 16, north 24 Siret: 511294373 00010 Tel Gary on 05 55 48 83 94 www.limousincarpenter.com Siret no. 480 541 093 00013 Lovejoys SCAFFOLDING HIRE Strong, fully adjustable cup-lock scaffolding Collect & erect yourself to save costs or delivery & erection included T: 05 55 68 22 04 E: info@limousin-builders.com SJ Renovations was started when I arrived in France 4 years ago, with 20 years experience building in the UK. We do kitchens (which can be supplied from the UK at discount prices), bathrooms, plumbing, studwork, plasterboarding, plastering, knock throughs, stone work, joinery work, lime rendering and lime jointing. I speak French, am fully insured and registered with the Chambre de Metiers de la Haute-Vienne. References and photos of previous jobs available. C & C Carpentry Fully registered, qualified, time served carpenter & joiner of 30 years experience. Before moving to France Paul worked exclusively throughout London and built up a regular and loyal client base as he has now done in France. Some of Paul's work (for French & British clients) can be viewed by visiting his web-site. A friendly and reliable service in carpentry, joinery and renovation covering depts 87, 86, 19 & 23. Please contact for advice or to discuss requirements. M. J. QUIGLEY SCAFFOLDING Full English Scaffolding Service Delivered, erected & dismantled 25 years+ experience With full public liability insurance (Dept 86 & surrounding areas) Small jobs no problem! Plasterboarding Rendering Renovations Tel: 05 49 48 84 03 mike-pauline.quigley@sfr.fr Siret No: 485081475 00025 50 Siret: 502 353 675 00015 siret 789 209 236 00015 Getting Connected Building Work, Babies & Blunders SHAUN BARWICK ~ FULLY QUALIFIED ELECTRICIAN Having injections or blood taken doesn’t faze me at all, which is probably a good job considering that you have to have them every month when you’re pregnant; so 3 pregnancies in 4 years = lots of blood tests (more than an armful!) The Central Heating Cleaning Specialists Siret 51962408400017 • Available for all types of electrical work • Small jobs, new builds, renovations, rewires • Consuel assistance and certification service available • Fully insured with 10yr workmanship guarantee But when I have to sit holding one of the children while a paediatrician and nurse count down from three then jab one leg of said child each, it’s another matter. THEN I don’t like them at all. Cold radiators High fuel bills Noisy boiler I haven’t had children in the UK so don’t know if it’s the same there, but here, you’re given a book that is completed at various milestones and all doctor visits and vaccinations are duly noted. Covering depts. 05.15.16.18.19.23.24.36.43.46.86 & 87 They also regularly weigh the child, measure their height and the size of their head – this information is then put on to a graph at the back of the book, which gives you a guideline of where they should be at that age. This information led to me discovering that at the 5 months old, all 3 of our children were the same height and had exactly the same head size. However, Izzy was 1kg lighter than Nicole, who was 1kg lighter than Zacc! Now it’s sad things like that which I find interesting, such as dates that read the same backwards as forwards (Nicole’s birthday is 21.2.12); or that if Alan and I were to choose our lottery numbers based on all the family’s birthdates, plus our wedding anniversary date, we would have: 20, 21, 26, 27, 29 & 30 – strange considering the only one of those we have consciously chose was our wedding date. BLUNDER: I’m sure I’m not alone in relying rather heavily on Google Translate (other websites are available); so when I wrote a business overview to show to our Mairie, it made sense for me to write it in English, then seek guidance from Mother Google. BEWARE: I’m not daft enough to think it is 100% accurate every time; but you can imagine my shock when I was told one particular part used a very bad swear word… problem is, they didn’t tell me which one! As soon as I work it out, I’ll let you know. And finally, thanks to everyone who got in touch following my column in May’s edition, with suggestions on how I might retrieve the photos I lost. Leanne Bradbury runs Créativité, selling handmade gifts, upcycled and pre-loved items, to raise money for a project to create a leisure / respite centre for people with disabilities. For more information, visit www.creativite.webs.com, or call 05 45 21 79 73 for the building services of hubby Alan. Prolong the life of your heating system! Find out more go to: powerflowfrance.com 05 55 67 35 02 Powerflow - Powerflushing, known as Désembouage in France, will restore systems with circulation problems and boiler noise caused by sludge and corrosion, back to optimum operation. Powerflushing removes these deposits and the problems that they cause. People often forget that the only thing transporting the heat around the heating system is the water. Powerflushing should also be done when commissioning new heating systems to reduce the risk of breakdowns. Many systems are found to contain substantial amounts of corrosion and sludge, even if no flow problems are obvious. We cover a large area. For lots more info. please visit www.powerflowfrance.com. PETER AMOR siret: 48002659000012 ELECTRICIAN T: 09 72 35 74 73 E: barwick.shaun@gmail.com Based near Chalus 87230 Siret: 794 282 368 00016 Jérôme BETUS · Fully qualified registered electrician (bilingual) · All work fully insured with 10-year guarantee · Domestic & commercial installation / repairs · Communications wiring & automation · Safety and conformity checks 86430 Adriers / jbelectric86@orange.fr 05 49 84 34 80 / 06 78 12 02 91 SIRET 537398125 00014 Jérôme Betus of J.B. Electric has a reputation for high quality workmanship and a professional service, backed by a 10-year guarantee to give you peace of mind when it comes to the safe installation or repair of your system. Fluent in English and French, Jérôme is always available to talk through the lighting or power needs of your home or business, and provide you with a free quote. Call 06 78 12 02 91 or mail him at: jbelectric86@orange.fr What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Oh my God, breathe! John Vint Plumber Experienced and qualified plumber available for all types of plumbing work Civray based - available 50km radius T: 05 49 87 04 27 E: jeldershawgrylls@gmail.com Tel: 05 49 91 85 54 H J Marsh lectricité I offer free & friendly advice so please don’t hesitate to contact me. 51 Siret: 48092458800019 Simple jobs Complete renovations New builds Conformity checks Emergency Call outs Fully insured 10yr guarantee Hedley Marsh 86320 Persac Tel: 05 49 48 35 49 Mobile: 06 45 74 25 36 Email: hedleymarsh@orange.fr Siret: 51190455900016 Getting Connected Charles Hodencq Electricité Générale Quality PV Kits incl German built panels SMA Sunny Boy Inverter included REDUCE your bills PERMANENTLY NO need for complicated EDF contracts Energy Monitors included Ecopower French Electrician - fluent English Speaker. Based in Bellac - covering 87 & parts of 86, 16 & 23 For all your electrical needs - safety checks, re-wires, new builds, upgrades & complete renovations 0624270186 / 0555686226 charleselec@gmail.com www.charleselec.eu in association with Siret No : 503121279 00015 Ecopower Keep It Simple and use your roof, garden or even shed to generate your own energy without the need for complicated EDF contracts. There is a growing trend towards energy self-sufficiency in France. Who wouldn’t want to reduce energy bills and reliance on providers as well as protecting themselves against price rises? Our quality PV kits come with all you need to generate and use your own electricity. If installation is required we will carry out all necessary paperwork and even install an energy monitor when you book a survey to see the savings you will make. For details contact lindsey@ecopowereurope.com or call 05 45 32 65 57. Charles Hodencq Electricité Générale are proud to offer all its customers a friendly and efficient service. From small jobs to complete renovations or new builds we offer the flexibility to work on your project from start to finish. Need any help? We offer a fully bi-lingual service to help you every step of the way, giving advice, completing a repair, creating a devis, or offering assistance in dealing with EDF. As the summer months are almost upon us, why not give us a call to discuss outdoor lighting to extend those summer days into enjoyable nights. INSTALLATION ♦ SERVICING ♦ REPAIRS OIL ♦ GAS ♦ SOLID FUEL Rewires, new build Electric heating n Home security n Lightning protection n TV & audio n Work guaranteed & insured n Bathrooms / Kitchens / Tiling Call Gary: 05 55 60 43 55 / 06 44 37 88 15 Email: garycandland1@yahoo.co.uk Reduced rates for OAP’s siret: 53872280200013 PLUMBING • Repairs • Heating • Bathroom Installations 35 years experience All work fully insured Based dept 79 but will travel T: 05 49 07 67 09 M: 06 48 42 63 93 E:pearce.lynne@orange.fr For all your Satellite TV needs… see advert page 54 DAVID READ ALAN PEARCE French trained Electrician Domestic, Public & Industrial Work Computer technician French Speaking Offers good free advice Paul Wilkins Siret: 75333878900013 PLUMB RIGHT Contact Paul Ellis on: Tel/Fax: 05 49 50 09 06 Mob: 06 70 97 59 56 E-mail: paul.gill@wanadoo.fr Regions: 16, 36, 37, 79, 86, 87 All aspects of plumbing Over 30 years experience Based dept 87 but will travel Fully Qualified - Fully Insured All electrical works / Security Systems Data Cabling / Aerials Based Nr Chef Boutonne T: 06 35 94 95 85 / 09 80 67 66 40 E: pauljwilkins@hotmail.com www.electricienanglaisenfrance.com 87190 Magnac Laval T: 05 55 68 08 13 M: 06 25 20 99 13 david.read@wanadoo.fr Siret 490820859RM87 David Read is a French Trained Electrician based in Magnac Laval and registered with the Conseil as a ‘professionnel installateur’. His business was established in 2006 and David is qualified not only to work in all domestic, public and industrial areas up to 400 volts live but also to train students. He can also offer his services as a computer technician and benefits from being able to speak French. Contact David for honest free advice. 52 ANDREW LONGMAN PLUMBING & HEATING Siret 509 768 639 00012 Siret: 491827705 00022 05 45 29 68 73 / 06 30 11 86 84 email: gary.moore@orange.fr Siret 452 755 390 000 13 - RM 8601 n PLUMBING REPAIRS ALTERATIONS INSTALLATIONS OVER 36 YEARS EXPERIENCE FULLY INSURED inc. 10 YR GUARANTEE BASED IN DEPT 79 - WILL TRAVEL T: 05 49 29 12 64 / M: 06 79 37 02 08 E: ak.longman@hotmail.co.uk Getting Connected AIR-SOURCE HEAT PUMPS Clive Masters - Masters Electricité Bathrooms / Kitchens Water Mains / Drainage Full or part Heating Systems Wood Stoves - Servicing / Repairs When the majority of people hear the term air-conditioning they think of a system that is used for cooling a hotel room or office, but this is not the case. A modern air-conditioning system is completely reversible, i.e. it heats as well as cools, which means it is a very effective and efficient heating system. T: 05 45 89 38 02 / 09 77 70 72 80 E: simon.kershaw@wanadoo.fr siret 440 419 018 00013 Clive & Wendy Masters Air Source Heat Pumps Ground Source Heat Pumps Solar Water Heating Phone: 05 55 78 66 35 Adresse: La Côte, 87600, Vayres Mob:06 17 32 02 12 Fax:05 55 53 34 45 Email: clive@masters-electricite.com Web: www.masters-electricite.com Masters Energies, a limited company, owned and run by Clive & Wendy Masters. The company is well qualified and prepared to satisfy your electrical, heating and renewable energy requirements. Clive maintains his qualifications with regular training on manufacturers and other professional courses. With a strong emphasis on quality and customer satisfaction, Masters Energies has earned a very good reputation since established in France in 2003. Through a progressive development and expansion programme, the company is able to offer a complete range of services. Electrical services include: · Electrical installations for new builds, conversions or renovations · Rewiring of existing properties · Electric central heating with an emphasis of programmability and energy management · Lightning protection for electrical installations and telephone systems (essential in order to protect your computer modem) · Automatic controls and motorisation for driveway gates and garage doors · Telephone installations and extensions · Additional lighting and electrical points · Alarm installations · 'Smart home' systems using infra-red and radio frequency technology Siret: 451 371 579 00017 Photovoltaic Electricity Air-conditioning Electrical Wood Burning Stoves Masters Energies has embraced the new technologies and holds an Attestation de Capacité for refrigerant fluids. We are properly qualified to design, install and commission air and ground source heat pumps and air-conditioning systems and we are the manufacturer approved after sales service engineers for leading marques in this area. We are qualified installers of solar thermal systems for the production of hot water and of solar photovoltaic installations for the generation of electricity. The solar thermal systems will provide up to 80% of your annual domestic hot water requirements. Electricity produced by the photovoltaic panels can be tied-in to the grid in order to earn a return on your investment, or may be used as a stand-alone system for domestic consumption. In addition to the renewable energy systems, we supply and install traditional oil and gas central heating systems. Clive is a certified Professional de Gaz and as such can inspect and test LPG and natural gas installations. We supply and install wood-fired heating systems from single wood burners to wood-fired boilers as well as flue systems and liners for all types of fuel. Our constant aim is to have the highest level of customer service and satisfaction in every aspect of our work. www.masters-energies.com Approved Service Centre for LG air-conditioning & Heat Pump systems We supply and install Air-source Heat Pumps and Air-conditioning 53 The modern air-conditioning unit is actually referred to as an air-source heat pump because of the way it works. The traditional reversible air-conditioner, is an air-air heat pump. It is called that because its heat source is the ambient air in the vicinity of the outside unit and the heat is emitted as a flow of warm air at around 46°C. The heat energy is absorbed from the air by the refrigerant fluid contained in the unit’s evaporator. This is the coil of copper tubing and aluminium fins that are visible to the side and rear of the external unit. The unit has a fan in order to draw in the ambient air. The refrigerant in the evaporator is in a gaseous state. It is drawn from the evaporator by the compressor, which as the name suggests compresses the gas and in doing so raises its temperature. This hot, high pressure gas is carried by the refrigerant piping to the unit inside the home where it is passed through another coil and fin arrangement, known as the condensor. A fan then blows a stream of air past the condensor coil and out of the unit. The heat contained in the refrigerant fluid is then emitted and it heats the room in which it is located. In losing its heat, the refrigerant changes from a gaseous to a liquid state, whereupon it passes through a regulator and re-enters the evaporator as a cool liquid and so the sequence continues. The summer process is the exact reverse, so cooled air is blown into the room and the heat from inside the house is dispersed by the outside unit. Air-air heat pumps are not limited to simply one outside unit and one inside unit. In a multi-split system, one outside unit can supply any number of inside units, depending on the capacity of the unit, which means the whole house can be heated/cooled in the same manner. The reason for a heat pump’s economy is that it has a coefficient of performance of four or more. This means that that there is a four-fold increase in the amount of heat energy returned against the electrical energy consumed in its operation. In effect, for every one kilowatt of electricity used to run the unit, you get four kilowatts of heat out of it. It is a very economical way of heating your home, with the added bonus than in the summer it works the other way and thus cools it to a comfortable level. The system is particularly suited for installation in an existing building that does not already have a wet centralheating system, i.e. a network of pipework and radiators. Getting Connected Full Freesat HD Installation from 350€ All equipment & labour including Freesat HD receiver & 65cm satellite dish English Free to Air / Freesat English Subscription TV French TV DIY Kits Based North Dept 87 Expert Service covering 87, 16, 86, 23, 36, 79, 24 Siret: 480 287 390 00029 Stuart Wallace Tel: 05 55 68 15 77 thefrenchhouse@cegetel.net www.the-french-house.net French House Satellite TV @TFHSatTV Problem Solver Lost some channels on your FTA receiver? If so, try re-scanning to pick up any frequency changes. If this doesn't fix it, you may need your dish alignment checked. Please get in touch to discuss any problems in further detail. All sounds a bit dodgy… Whilst the new breed of flatscreen TVs look very nice, they often sound rubbish. This is because there is simply no room to fit decent speakers. As such, it might be worth considering a 'sound bar' which can sit under your TV and offer far better quality audio. Or, better still, if you have a big screen TV, then why not consider a home cinema system? They're not all as specialist as you might think and many come all in one box with easy set up. We keep our promises H E Hallmark Electronique - Registered and Insured - All areas covered - 24/7 Service Electricians & Satellite Engineers Tel: 05 49 07 20 28 Mob: 06 71 05 91 70 e-mail: mark.hall@sfr.fr www.hallmarkelectronique.com Satman & Jobin Satellite / Digital TV / Valve Equipment/PLUS Installation Repair & Sales 45 Years Experience Located CIVRAY (86) Stewart & Lynda T: 05 49 87 01 14 E: f5vjj@live.co.uk siret 483 463 535 00037 SIRET No. 515 362 887 00017 Hallmark Electronique No need to ask - we cover all areas. We pride ourselves on first class customer service and will spend as much time as necessary when quoting a job to ensure the needs of you, the customer, are met. Our services include electrics, communications, satellite, French TV and auto electrics. Our 2 vans are equipped with advanced equipment to ensure your job is professionally managed and all jobs are fully tested prior to final payment. We even tidy up after ourselves. Call us for a FREE, no obligation chat to discuss your requirements. We also offer a 24/7 breakdown service. Satman & Jobin I have been involved in Communications and Electronics for all of my adult and teenage life so you could say it has been a passion as well as a career. I was apprenticed at 15 years old and qualified at 21 years. I continued progressing through the dramatic changes in the field of Communications and Electronics eventually taking management studies in my late 30's and then further Technical Qualifications to advance my career. So by utilising me to solve your problems (challenges) you are assured of a lifetime of both technical and customer service experience which cannot be gained overnight. 54 Stuart Wallace The French House Satellite TV So, what have I Iearned this month? Well, I’ve discovered that there is an erm, ‘installer’ operating in dept 87 who is happy to install a satellite system, do it quite badly and then never return the customer’s calls when they ask him to rectify his work. Suffice to say that I am not referring to any of the other installers advertising in etcetera. They of course, are all jolly good blokes and completely reliable. This installer however, fitted too small a dish and then made it worse by fitting it where it could only ever receive about half the available signal. Good work my man, good work……no really, it was. I got paid to come and fix it. Thanks fella…. Don’t forget, the football World Cup starts on the 12th of this month! For those of you who hate football, this will be a bad thing. For those who love it, then I know you’ll be joining me in pant-wetting excitement. Anyway, immaturities aside, you’ve not got long to ensure you can see it. It will be covered by both BBC and ITV (other country’s broadcasts are also available etc) so all you need is a basic free-to-air satellite set up and you can look forward to watching England getting knocked out in the last 16. Installations start from 350 euros. Oooh, oh, nearly forgot! Freeview is not the same as Freesat. The clue is in the name Freesat (meaning free satellite - see what they did there?) Do not buy a Freeview box for reception of UK TV (in France). I shall no longer be sympathetic and gloss over your errors (except to those of you reading this for the first time, you are excused. Only this once mind…..). Now, dodgy dealing afoot….Sky UK has over the last few weeks started to implement more antipiracy measures to its premium subscription services. Over the past few years, Sky and all pay TV providers, have been losing revenue to people using card sharing services and servers. These offer the full Sky package at a much cheaper rate than an official subscription. By using certain satellite receivers, like a Skybox F5 for example, and connecting them to the internet, you can receive Sky pay channels for a lot less month than a official subscription. Some providers of these systems do not tell their clients that the systems are illegal, and the services cannot be guaranteed. Around 10 Sky HD pay channels have had their encryption settings improved. This has meant the channels are no longer able to be “unlocked” by cardsharing services. Although there are only a handful of channels affected at present, you can bet that all Sky HD channels will be moved to the new encryption in the next few weeks. Perhaps all premium Sky channels, like Sky Sports and Sky Movies will also change. Of course, the broadcasters are always playing catch up, and it may only be a matter of time before the cardshare networks manage to crack and hack the new encryption. How long it will take no-one really knows. The only official and correct way to receive Sky pay channels via satellite is with a genuine Sky subscription package. (with thanks to www.uksatellitehelp.co.uk) Getting Connected ROBSMITH-IT Website Design & Computer Maintenance Contact me for all your web design needs and computer issues 20 years experience Tel: 07 86 27 25 51 / 05 49 07 52 26 rob@robsmith-it.com www.robsmith-it.com Siret no:510 987 480 00017 RobSmith-IT Many people ask me what I do and what I cover with my long (feeling old now!) and varied IT experience. Without blowing my trumpet (too much!), there's not a lot I haven't had experience with one way or another. From the usual servicing and repairing of PCs, Macs, Laptops, Tablets and networking to Smart TVs, DVD/Bluray players and home media centers, I work with all types of gadgets (obsessed? Moi?). So if you need assistance, are ready to chuck it out the window, why not give me a call? Together we can beat any gadget into submission! 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It still works perfectly. Unfortunately, computers and their programs don't last quite as long. They need updating from time to time, or even replacing. At the moment, certain major systems - for instance Windows XP - are coming to the end of their lives and may need to be replaced. This can be a difficult and time-consuming job. And this is where I can help. Not only can I install your new system, but I can make sure your computer will handle it, and I can show you any differences in usage. Just call Kev. Angel Web Designs Professional Website Design at competitive prices All our solutions are tailored to your needs Siret No. 491.991.097.00016 View our extensive portfolio at www.awd87.com Bob Webb 05 55 00 89 98 bob@awd87.com Angel Web Designs I’ve recently completed a site for my neighbour who breeds Cul Noir pigs which if you haven't tried I suggest you do next time you see it on a menu. Since my French is embarrassingly poor and Mikaël speaks little English it was an interesting project (thankfully, our respective partners came to the rescue when it got too complicated). The brief was for an easy to use site and online shop which will hopefully enable Mikaël to reach a larger market with his excellent products all of which I can heartily recommend. The site is now up and running - www.la-ferme-bio-87.com. Siret 50044353600015 Hello there - Mayday calling! I just wanted you to know that Lewis, Edge Informatique, has included my telephone number on his voice message. This is his decision and not some sort of scam, the likes of which are not uncommon in the world of IT. And so, if I can help in anyway whatsoever, please get in touch and I will endeavour to continue the good work he has done. Mobile Computer/Satellite Services Desktops Laptops Tablets Internet Mobiles Sky / Freesat On-site Remote Workshop www.comsatfr.com Mike Norman Depts 16, 79 & 86 05.45.38.74.50 06.04.46.56.42 info@comsatfr.com Siret 44535334500017 55 FOOTBALL My secretary recently opened a letter from one of my fans which caught her attention. Usually my fan mail consists of praise such as ‘what are you on about?’ or ‘is there something wrong with you?’ but this particular letter was so moving that Bernice felt compelled to bring it immediately to me at my writing lodge in the Massif Central. I shan’t share the entire letter with you since some of the language is rather inappropriate, but here’s a snippet... “I am at the end of my tether and need your help. My friends are very keen on football but I don’t know anything about it which makes socialising with them impossible. I’ve tried steering the conversation round to lambs and sunsets but it always returns to football. What is football? Help me Ben Scher, you’re my only hope.” The game was invented back in 1996 when two men - Ronaldo and Beckham - noticed children enjoying themselves kicking a party balloon around a field. They went home to their caravan park in Llandudno and had a go themselves. Aside from having the time of their lives, they quickly realised that a balloon was too light and wonky, so they searched for something heavier and rounder that wouldn’t keep floating into the hedges. That’s when they came up with the ball. The modern football hasn’t really changed much, except it’s no longer made of oak. The rules Ronaldo and Beckham came up with are simple. As the name suggests, you can only touch the ball with your foot. Which foot is up to you, but once you’ve nominated a foot you have to stick with it for the entire match. The aim of the game is to kick the ball into Anette. (She doesn’t mind, it’s what she lives for). Every time you do you score a point for your team. The team with the most points at the end of the game wins. There are strictly no prizes and no money involved; it’s all about pride. Nowadays football is a global phenomenon like Miley Cyrus or cheddar cheese. There are even competitions, believe it or not, to find the best team of footballers. In England this competition is called ‘Match of the Day’; a man called Gary Linekar chooses the winner each week. It’s quite good and some weeks it’s even almost exciting. Every now and then there’s a world tournament where all the greatest players from each country go to the same country at the same time to play against each other to see which of them can get the most points and then proudly say that they are the best. England are very good at snooker. www.uncomplicate.me Immobiliers LEGGETT BEST REAL ESTATE AGENCY FRANCE EUROPEAN PROPERTY AWARDS 2013-2014 Responsible for more than 25% of all foreign client house purchases in the Limousin 73 dedicated agents in the Limousin, Poitou-Charentes & Aquitaine New branch in Rochechouart Actively looking for new agents with good french language skills around Limoges and to the east and north of Angoulême info@leggettfrance.com www.leggettfrance.com In Town with Louise… Each month Louise introduces a local town or village. This month … Cognac Hi all, I hope that by the time everyone is reading this, the weather has improved! The start of May was very disappointing with a fair bit of rain, but in a way it was a good thing as it forced me to get back to painting the house. I managed to paint all of the kitchen beams, the window frames, the front gates and the guest bathroom. Feeling rather proud of myself! We decided to venture West one weekend and visit the town of Cognac. I'd never been before but had heard lots of great things about it over the years so knew it was worth a visit. The town is, of course, famous thanks to Cognac, the grape-based spirit which has been made in the town for the past 300 years. It has been referred to as 'the liquor of the gods'. It was first made as an alternative to wine as a preventative drink against scurvy. It was easier to transport and also tasted better after being aged in oak casks. We started our day in the medieval part of the town which is a lovely area of cobbled streets, surrounded by pretty white stone houses dating back to the 15th to 18th centuries. The tourist office have prepared a useful guided tour of the old part of town which starts to the north of the river Charente. There are clear maps to follow and lots of useful information about the town. I was surprised to discover that the town actually owes it's original success to King Francois I who granted Cognac a license to trade in salt, rather than to the drink for which it is now famous! Obviously I won't share with you every monument of interest in the town as I would be writing a small essay(!) and you will see them as you explore the town yourselves. But I do recommend that you visit the Chateau des Valois, which is now usually referred to as the Cognac Chateau and also the Porte of Saint-Jacques. I did find part of the castle rather plain to look at but the other side features a more interesting medieval tower which is worth a visit. After a nice lunch at Le Coq d'Or, we ventured into the more modern part of town which is filled with lovely cafés and shops, plus a busy covered market where we were immediately drawn to the lovely Sugar et Spice stall which features some delicious cakes for all occasions. That was my diet over for that week...well worth it though. We took a stroll in the gorgeous public gardens in the centre of Cognac which covers several hectares and contains extensive plantings, a rose garden, water features, trees and pretty flower borders plus several interesting buildings including the Museum of Art and History and the grand 19th century Town Hall. To end the day we visited the fabulous Museum of the Arts of Cognac which will teach you everything you wanted to know about how this famous local brandy is made. Cognac enthusiasts will also want to visit the glassworks in Saint Gobain where you can see how the bottles are made to contain all that Cognac. We didn't get time but you can take a cruise on a gabarre, the traditional flat-bottomed boat once used to transport the salt and cognac along the Charente. You can get tickets at the tourist office (16 rue du XIV Juillet). Cognac provides a great day out with lots of lovely historical buildings to view, tasty restaurants and make sure you don't leave without trying some of the famous Cognac! Louise x 56 Immobiliers ÉTUDE MOUGNAUD DELAROCHETTE RIFFAUD 29 bd Victor Hugo 87200 Saint Junien ÉTUDE COURIVAUD MORANGE LORIOT CHEYRON 27 av Henri Barbusse 87200 Saint Junien Service Immobilier 05 55 02 91 91 email : immonotaires87@wanadoo.fr site : www.immonotaires87.com Service Immobilier 05 55 02 11 11 email : immo@courivaud.com site : www.cmvnotaires.com Commune of Fromental, 273m2 11th Century chapel, former Templar. Comprising lounge 80m2, fitted kitchen 25m2, mezzanine/ library, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms. Land 1.7ha with 230m2 of barns. No work required, renovation done to a very high standard. Energy: D 480,322€ Situated on the outskirts, at the end of a lane, farmhouse to renovate on approx. 150m2 plus attached garden of 500m2. 52,872€ Commune of Rochechouart, 18th century character house of 230m2. Kitchen 33m2, 2 living areas/ lounges with chimneys of 52m2 & 24m2, office 20m2, 5 bedrooms. 2 bathrooms. Central heating & double glazing. Convertible attic 95m2, 3 barns totalling 300m2. Land 4.3ha with pool and alongside a river. Energy: B 392,729€ Commune of Cognac la Fôret. Parklands of 2ha with outbuildings and superb 1ha lake. House 131m2 habitable area comprising an entrance hall/office 16m2, fitted kitchen 13m2, living room & veranda 36m2, second living room 35m2 plus 3 bedrooms. Energy: D 287,712€ Mme Claude Lagny-Edwards 6 bld du 8 mai 1945, 87210 Le Dorat www.agenceprincenoir.com T: 05 55 68 59 29 or 06 08 05 16 48 E: claude.lagny-edwards@wanadoo.fr Oradour St Genest (87) Ready to move into village house PLP IMMOBILIER The French Property Agent Carte Professionelle No. 463 délivrée de la Préfecture de la Dordogne We have properties to suit all budgets; visit our website to find your ideal French home. If you can't find what you are looking for, contact us using the details below, as we have new properties coming in on a daily basis. We offer a comprehensive bilingual service and will be by your side through each step of the buying process. All our prices include all fees and taxes, so the price you see is the price you pay, NO HIDDEN EXTRAS ! If you have a property for sale, please call for a free valuation - we may already have clients looking for just your kind of property! Below is a snapshot of what we have to offer: Town house with original features. Rear walled courtyard. Walking distance to shops etc Ref 1619 69,460€ 6 bed property with possibility to split and earn extra income. Large garden. 25 mins from Limoges airport. Ref 1622 103, 090€ Hamlet property, 4 beds with 2 garages & large private garden. Close to amenities. Ref 1621 136,690€ Commercial properties also available Bar/restaurant, Hotel/restaurant, Crêperie & numerous B&B’s. All with good earning potential. Please contact for further details. For more info contact : Lisa McKenna E: frenchpa@orange.fr T: 09 66 84 68 77 / M: 06 77 01 21 73 or visit www.thefrenchpropertyagent.com TAX BACK? Ground floor: Kitchen, lounge, office/shower, second lounge. 1st floor: 2 bedrooms, en-suite shower, shower room. 2nd floor: Bedroom 3 barns/outbuildings. Garden 2287m² €133,700 FAI/Agency fees incl. Did you know that based on the latest available figures, France was the most visited country in the world in 2011 and 2012? There were approximately 83 million 'international tourist arrivals' in 2012, a rise of around 1.5 million from the previous year. The United States was second with China and Spain level in third place. However, in terms of the revenue earned from this tourism, France ranked only 3rd with around 40 billion Euros, some way behind the biggest earners, the United States (92 billion euros). 57 There is a lot of ongoing speculation about whether you may be entitled to reclaim a tax on your electricity bill. Lawyers are advising that the ‘Contribution au service public de l’électricité’ (CSPE) can be up to 10% of an electricity bill, and you can request a repayment back dated for 2 years. The European Court of Justice has ruled that the tax is a form of illegal state aid. You need to produce the statements for the 2 years, which show you have paid the CSPE tax (don’t forget to add the TVA portion), send a covering letter (examples can be found online) and send it registered to your electricity provider, remembering to keep copies for yourself. The final decision is said to be made by the French Conseil d’Etat. It’s a bit of a long shot but it may be a good idea to put your claim in now, before conditions on claims change. Immobiliers / Property Sales CB03814 €169,600 F.A.I. 3 bedroom Chambre d’Hôtes with possible gîte and attached gardens Cathe Bower Tel: 05 49 48 37 74 / 06 09 60 60 82 cathe@propertysalesinfrance.com www.PropertySalesInFrance.com 147,000€ FAI Ref: 6272 Coulonges (Vienne) Beautifully renovated 3 bedroom character property with landscaped garden. Village location. 90,000€ FAI Ref 6290 Mezieres-sur-Issoire 1.39Ha - 2 bedroom modern house, 3 room cottage to renovate, outbuildings, super price. Down Across xword & sudoku solver Within the palatial mansions of your mind I hope for any refuge my simple thoughts can find As I wander through your forest of confusion and despair I seek any reason or rhyme which may be concealed in there In dreams I take your hand and we walk a virgin shore Waiting for the breakthrough, looking for the door There is very little we need save a place wher we may reside A place where we are safe, with no secrets we need to hide Minds and passions merging in the deep of the night Limbs interlocking, tongues tangled in the fight Both seeking satisfaction from the want we hold As our needs and juices mingle and our honesty unfolds We wake in sweet surrender in the half light of the morning And hungry hearts and want call once again with little warning Thrashing wild in desire and untamed pleasure and need We fill our wanton minds and lustful thoughts with all but greed Then as the early light breaks through the privacy of our room And we have woven our love and lust on such a personal loom And the material we wove is of such substance and so real We then have something we made ourselves which no other man can steal Bob Darvell 1. Équitation 2. Etalon 6. Cravache 7. Rênes 8. Écurie 9. Mors 11. Cheval COLLECTION OF PROPERTIES FOR SALE CB04114 €39,950 F.A.I. Quaint renovated cottage with private courtyard in a pretty village www.gourdonimmobilier.com 70 Avenue de la Libération 87320 Bussière-Poitevine T : 05 55 60 03 85 / 06 86 93 80 65 / 06 76 30 13 43 E : gourdonimmobilier@orange.fr 3. Pursang 4. Botte 5. Pas 6. Crinière 8. Étrier 10. Enclos 12. Selle Private Property / Businesses For Sale (597) PLOT OF 5825msq WITH CU ONLY 26,500€ A fantastic opportunity to buy a large plot of land with CU already obtained for a 167msq property, but with the potential to comfortably create two separate homes. This private, enclosed plot, with mature Douglas fir trees to the front aspect, is set within walking distance of the centre of Pressignac 16150, which has all local amenities and bus to the local school. The local equestrian centre is close by and leisure lakes with their beaches, bathing, fishing, sailing and restaurants just a short distance. A golf course is just ½ hour away. The towns of Chabanais and Rochechouart, with their supermarkets, brico stores and eateries are 10 minutes. Angouleme is just 40 minutes away and has direct TGV rail links to the UK (via Lille) and Paris. Limoges airport is 40 minutes. Bordeaux, Bergerac and Poitiers, airports are all within reasonable distance. For more information: 05 45 31 89 88 58 On a beautiful 3677m² plot of land: Two traditional houses of 158m² and 120m². Two garages, large playroom (for table tennis etc) boiler room (fuel oil & wood). 150m² barn. Two old houses to renovate (with bread oven) plus 82m² barn with possibility to add 30m² extension. This unusual opportunity offers many possibilities to develop a home and business including gites, spa etc. DPE Logement Econome: D / Faible Emission de GES: C 300,000€ Tel: 06 77 34 84 99 Email: tao-bong@wanadoo.fr (164) (16) FOR SALE Between Piegut-Pluviers and St Mathieu. Village house on approximately 1200 sqm of land 10 minutes from all amenities. Fully fitted kitchen, 2 spacious reception rooms. Wood burning ducted stove, heating most upstairs rooms. Separate ground floor toilet, shower room, and utility room. Direct access into large garage housing oil-fired central heating boiler - supplies hot water and to radiators in all rooms. 1st flr: 2 large beds, study/bed, large shower room with toilet & storage cupboard. Space for caravan/camping car to side of garage. Above ground octagonal pool. Fruit trees, well, and easy to manage garden. Many extras included in the sale price. 155,000€ For details Tel: 05 53 60 54 99 or email: katherineandderek.harrison@wanadoo.fr C’est Cheese Find us at local markets selling a small and tasty selection of excellent quality english cheeses C’est Cheese For more information website Business _ FORvisit SALE Contact us for details www.cestcheese.fr 09.66.87.02.74 cest.cheese@orange.fr SIREN: 409 679 578 FOR SALE - MANOT Large semi-detached stone built cottage, formerly two. Nearly 200m2 convertible space. Could make 4 beds, 2 bathrooms plus kitchen, large lounge & sun terrace. Or convert back to two cottages. Sound roof, walls, floors & timbers, new electrics. Tranquil area, no passing traffic. Small garden with house plus large field 6 steps away, approx 3000m2. Work required, many possibilities. Price includes a lot of materials and equipment. Private Sale 40,000€ Tel: 05 45 71 47 22 (148) Private Property / Businesses For Sale (402) FABULOUS FIND! Beautifully renovated and furnished holiday home. Easy care. Only €69K www.coolproperties.net/france.html ANIMALS (Continued…) FOR SALE - CROMAC Private Sale 249,995€ Tel: 05 55 60 40 83 HOUSE FOR SALE - ROCHECHOUART Overlooking the Château Highly desirable property - requires no work. Lac du Mondon is just 3 mins walk. Garden level: 2 double beds, sitting/ dining room, office, shower room with wc & kitchen. First floor: hall, sitting room with fireplace, 2 double beds, bathroom & wc, fitted kitchen & large balcony. Oil-fired central heating. 2631m² beautiful fenced land & triple garage. Superb position & views on 3000m² fenced plot. Solar heated pool in lovely landscaped garden. 3 double bedrooms, sitting room approx 40m², study, superb modern kitchen. gas c.h., double glazing, garage, huge sous sol area. Workshop, pump house & changing room. In all, no work to do and suitable for Permanent or holiday home. See photos on our own website www.limousinproperty.weebly.com Private sale 225,000€ (27) Tel. 05 55 49 03 99 Private Property / Businesses For Rent MOBILE HOME FOR RENT BONNE ANSE PLAGE • • • TAKING BOOKINGS FOR 2014! • • • HOUSE FOR SALE - ST AUVENT, LIMOUSIN Fully renovated, 3 bed, double glazed, detached property on plot 5530 sq.m. Basement area developed into a second living space with modern fitted kitchen and wetroom, giving scope for a range of uses. Well insulated with excellent roof, wood burning fire inset & efficient electric heaters in all rooms. Fully fitted kitchen with range cooker, and beautiful modern bathroom. Fantastic valley views. Well stocked gardens. Close to woodland walks and fishing areas. Beautiful, quiet setting with easy walk into the village. 35 min from airport and larger towns with amenities a short drive away. Reduced Price - 128,000€ Email: lindaburgess44@hotmail.com (323) Tel: 00447785543928 (328) HOUSE FOR SALE Dept 87 ‘Updated Hamlet’ ~ Close to Bellac Renovated to a high standard, retaining all original character, 3 bed charming farmhouse with adjoining 2/3 bed cottage, currently used as one dwelling. Cottage has large landing, ideal as studio/office. Gas C/H + 2 wood burning stoves. Luxury bathroom / kitchen. Utility room with w/machine, shower & vanity unit (sep. wc) 3 very tidy barns - large barn used as garage + open sided barn, storage/BBQ area. Barns situated to side of gated shale driveway. 3rd barn: storage/logs or second garage. Shale frontage for extra parking. To rear of property, beautiful landscaped gardens with open countryside views. 2012: Mains drains installed 2013: New underground cables for electric & Telephone. New attractive lamps throughout calm/pretty hamlet. High speed broadband. Energy G 184,500€ (notaire fees not included) anneash@orange.fr / 05 55 68 48 02 (eves) Well equipped, sleeps 8, UK TV, large terrace. 4 star family site with amazing pool complex, many sports & games, kids club, restaurant, bar, evening entertainment, loads of lovely sandy beaches nearby. Local attractions include La Palmyre zoo, La Rochelle, Isles d'Oléron and de Ré. Prices from €200 to €900 pw, including bedding, and kids pool. Please contact 09 66 03 52 89 (517) MOBILE HOME FOR RENTAL Champagnac La Rivière 2 bedrooms, sleeps 4, large lounge fully equipped kitchen, shower etc Short/long term 05 55 01 22 83 pvbureau@parcverger.com LUXURY MOBILE HOME PORT GRIMAUD Bay of St Tropez Roberto & sister Flute are about 5½ months old, born mid December. Roberto is castrated and Flute is spayed; no chips or inoculations. Clean, affectionate and inseparable. They need a loving home with a garden and plenty of attention; they sleep indoors on a sofa with a blanket. T: MacLeod 02 54 37 59 12 or edmacl@orange.fr (401) WANTED Books wanted. Are you having a clear out or moving and got any old books you want to dispose of then please give me a call or email 05 45 71 09 21 / traceyepona17@aol.com (268) Cash paid for scrap metal - iron, steel, old vehicles, aluminium, copper, brass, lead, wire etc. Any amount large or small. Will collect. T: 06 99 61 54 21 (PJL19) Wanted rotavators, chainsaws, lawnmowers, generators, all garden machinery etc, any condition, working or not. Cash paid. T:06 99 61 54 21 (PJL20) Old Caravans Wanted, older the better, any cond. considered, will collect, cash paid, ideally send photos to petebateman87@yahoo.co.uk or T:06 24 65 40 33 Daytime only (PD15) Old motorcycles and mopeds especially 50cc motorcycles any condition considered. Stewart 05 49 87 01 14 or e:f5vjj@live.co.uk (A124) Old oak floor boards, any condition. Demolition undertaken where necessary. Good prices paid for good beams. Terry 05 45 30 72 04 (A22) CLASSIFIEDS ADVERTS 0.20€/word (minimum 4€) + photo 2€ (jpg format) Private property for sale / rent: 20€ first month / €10 subsequent months Cheques payable to ‘etcetera’ : 7 La Gervaudie 87190 Magnac Laval or please call to make a card payment 05 55 68 15 77 Please email your advert to etcetera.editor@neuf.fr COMMERCIAL ADVERTISING Please contact us for our media pack or view it online at www.etceteraonline.org www.holidayprairies.com A/C 2 bed Mobile home on Prairies de La Mer with own private beach. Bright and modern mobile home in a fantastic location with beach-side bars and restaurants, water sports facilities and spa centre plus ferry to St Tropez across the bay. Bookings now being taken for 2014. Contact linz.e@orange.fr for (AS02) details/photos/prices COSTA BLANCA (AL102) House for holiday rent. 3 bedrooms, sleeps 6. Situated in southern Costa Blanca From 200€ pw Tel: 05 49 97 15 56 59 Subscribe to receive etcetera by post 28€ / year (France) 18€ / year (UK) (low cost brochure tariff offered by La Poste to UK addresses only) Send your payment with your name & address by cheque to : etcetera, 7 La Gervaudie, 87190 Magnac Laval, France or call 0033 (0)5 55 68 15 77 to make a payment by card VEHICLES/TRAILERS/MOBILE HOMES Hobby Caravan, millennium 2000, twin axle, fixed end bed, shower room, oven, hob, fridge water heater. Newly upholstered seating area with fire and blow air heating. Make good home while renovating. Good condition 3,995€ ono. T:05 55 47 62 45 E: joanneelliott64@hotmail.co.uk (397) Volvo V50 2.0d Feeling. LHD. 2006 - CT OK. Abs. On board computer. Cruise control. Climate control. Electric windows. 6 speed. Cd player / radio. Airbags. Alloys 16”. 2 new tyres, serviced and cam belt changed March 2014. Vgc interior & exterior. Please email for more info & pictures trishbaxter11@yahoo. com. 5,800€ ono. T:02 54 36 71 96 (409) Trailer with attached ramp. Dimensions of flat bed are L2.48m x W1.53m. Leaf spring suspension. Fully galvanised construction with standard 7 pin electrics. It was built to carry battery driven golf buggies and is a very strong sturdy trailer, which could be used to carry a ride on mower, and many other uses. €775 ovno. T: Phillip 05 53 56 28 06 (404) Two mobile homes, each 9m x 3m, toilet, kitchen etc. Ideal for accommodation during house build. Reasonable condition, weathertight. Available July/August. 1,500€ each. Near Bussière-Poitevine. T:05 55 68 34 07 (405) Rover 75 Connoisseur CDT SE A 2000 Diesel Delux BMW version of the Rover 75. One owner, a real classic. First reg 2001, 163,000 miles. French registered. CT to June 2 0 1 5 . Regularly serviced; n e w gearbox fitted March 2013, new alternator, new steering pump, new starter motor, new tyres. Fuel consumption: round town 40 circa mpg/on motorways circa 54 mpg. Aircon, radio, 6 disc CD, TV, cruise control, heated seats, owners handbook, service manuals and some spares etc. Set of UK lights if required to re-import to UK. 2,950€. T:05 55 03 47 41 / E:raymond.barber@tiscali.co.uk (374) Citroen Berlingo Multispace, 1.6, red, CT July 2013, 5 door, LHD, 2009, only 78,000kms, perfect for French roads. Bargain at 6,500€. E: johngill.gofannon @yahoo.co.uk or T:0044 1495 446760 (398) VW Polo, diesel, 1998, RHD, French plates, low mileage. Well maintained reliable transport. Sold with new CT. 1,200€. T:05 45 71 47 22 (408) 2002 Peugeot 206cc Cabriolet. Silver body, red upholstery. Good condition. RHD but French registered. 73,000 miles, 1 year’s Control Technique. 2,200€. Nov 2011 Kymco Pilsar 125cc motorbike. Black, French registered, 1000 miles only. Very good condition. 950€. T:05 55 78 43 56 (407) Opel Combo 1.3 CDTI. 2005, LHD & French Reg’d. CD & Radio player, air con, electric windows, excellent runner, Rhino roof rack. 2,750€. T: Paul Marshall 05 45 84 27 75 / 06 60 07 54 78 (600) BMW Motorcycle, K1200S, 2005, 35,000km, full dealer history, superb condition. 7,500€ ono. T:05 45 65 96 20 or E: carolyn@rishworth.org (543) Range Rover 1995, 2.5TD, Green, BMW engine, LHD, 177,000km, VGC. T:07 77 25 10 44 (601) All UK registered vehicles wanted - cars, vans, trucks, caravans, trailers, motorcycles etc. Any condition. Also French CT failures. Will collect, cash paid. T:06 99 61 54 21 (PJL18) De Dietrich wood burning stove oven. 600W- 600D800H. Good working order with top and back chimney outlets. 150€ ono. T:00 44 7778 901161 (410) GENERAL Large collection of vintage cigarette & tobacco tins. Most in good condition, will accept 400€ ono. T:05 45 30 00 45 (389) Cooker Hood. Brand new, still in box. Signature SHD9X. W90 H58/106 D50. Cost 199€, accept 170€. Radiator. Brand new in wrapping. 120x60cm. Cost 60€, accept 45€. Child’s IKEA Bed, as new. 80€. T:05 49 83 02 21 (390) Rotavator Briggs & Stratton 5h.p, Mountfield MF19N5. Excellent working order 150€ ono. T:05 45 30 00 45 (391) Gigaset AS200a Telephone. Base plus extension. Used once, surplus to requirements. 25€. T:05 55 32 27 62 (Oradour sur Vayres) (392) Push Lawnmower 55€, Small Television 35€, 3-4 sqm of floor tiles, double bed & mattress 35€. T:05 49 48 22 18 or 06 19 72 05 98 (394) Whirlpool dishwasher 50€ ono .3 piece leather suite Olive Green, wood frame, good condition 200€. Angela (Exideuil) 05 45 29 09 76 (399) Everything needed to do Painting on Silk. T: Shirley 05 55 49 03 99 (403) Pine headboard. 54in. 20€. Ikea Benno birch effect TV bench on castors, two matching bookcases (ht 106cm, w 80cm). 40€. Yellow painted wood mirror (80 x 65cm) with 2 matching wall lights, towel holder, toilet roll holder, soap dish holder, shelf. 45€. Ikea pine effect kitchen cupboard doors, drawer fronts etc. Ask for details. Offers. T:06 41 99 57 40 or mail hopgoods@gmail.com (412) LG flat screen TV 70cm 200€. Humax 500gb receiver recorder 140€. Both little used. Air Conditioner, condensor type 60€ T:05 55 48 69 80 (413) Several fans on stand, small ones & tall ones. From 15€ each. T:Isabelle 05 49 84 17 73 (599) Epiphone guitar. Beautiful collectors instrument. Will send photo if required. EJ200 model with hard case. 475€ ono. T:05 45 84 23 41 (415) Raclette/grill set for 8 persons. Brand new, never used,Cost 39€, will accept 30€. T:05 45 84 23 41 (416) Garden furniture set comprises 4 steel frame folding chairs with rectangular folding table all in fair condition. 95€ ono. T:05 45 84 23 41 (417) Pretty Single IKEA French Day Bed (metal) with slats and mattress. Excellent condition. 80€. 05 55 02 80 66 (418) 28 June - Household contents sale at 15 Route de Grand Champ, 87210 Le Dorat on 28th June. 10h till 17h. Many bargains! (419) 15 Stair Mats, unused, still in wrapper, burgandy colour 22€. Parasol, dia. 2.75m, metal frame + 4 base anchor plates, colour natural 59€. Storage shelves, detachable frame, hard plastic, black 10€. Lawnmower, Honda GCV135E-GVC160E, good condition, working 225€. Computer table on casters, pine colour wood 12€. (87310) T:05 55 03 26 42 (421) Steel Bunk beds. Like new. Top bunk 190cm x 90cm. Bottom converts to double or settee. 190cm x 130cm. 100€. T:05 49 88 54 50 (393) OAK FIREWOOD 4 U. We supply 100% oak offcuts, it varies in size from a mobile phone to a computer keyboard. It is very popular for Cuisinieres, Rayburns, pot belly fires and smaller woodburners. It is semi dry and due to its size will be ready to burn this winter. A single load of over 3m3 is 110€ or special offer of over 10m3 3 loads @ 295€. Free delivery within 30kms of 16240. Small fuel surcharge for further distances. T:05 45 30 74 51 / E: Oakfirewood4u@gmail.com (414) 60 Murray ride-on tractor with Briggs & Stratton engine. Good working order. Needs some work on cutter deck but still works fine. Comes with a second Murray Tractor without (411) cutting deck for spares & repairs. 150€ ono. T:00 44 7778 901161 Oak dining table & six chairs. Table size 200cm x 85cm wide. Table top slightly scratched in transit. 150€. T:05 49 48 37 32 (Montmorillon) (396) Swimming Pool 7mx4m with large steps inside, ladder steps outside. Heater and filter system / sand. We have a new liner for it. Buyer dismantles we have instructions. Will send pics and answer any questions. 2,750€ ono. Chabanais 16150. T:05 45 71 58 09 (595) Creda Simplicity T520VW tumble dryer, white 5kg capacity. About 7 years old but little used due to change of plans. Energy rating C. High/low heat with 120 minute timer. Front vented. 50€. Chasseneuil area E: nidi911@yahoo.com (406) Dry Oak Firewood. 64€/stère cut in 50cm, 69€/stère cut in 33cm, 74€/stère cut in 25cm. Free delivery for 7 stères. (211) T:05 55 76 21 92 / 06 77 58 07 89/ 06 30 61 34 46 Rolls of Insulation in stock - see The Reclamation Yard advert for details. ANIMALS Flatcoated Retriever Puppies. Thirteen, six boys and seven girls born 25/03/2014 ready to go after 20/05/2014. Father is an Italian champion with a field trial award. Mum Ballyriver Party Girl is a UK import 981000004145900 who was reserve best in show at the French retriever club regional show. Both parents are hip, elbow and eye tested. Home reared, the puppies will be LOF registered, microchipped, health checked, wormed and have had their first vaccination. Passport if required. If you are interested in giving a good home to these lovely puppies please contact Gillian 05 45 65 98 79 or Bernie 06 14 28 72 35 (mobile). Montbron (16) (395) Hello. I’m ‘Joshua du Clan Togarric’. I was born 15 February. I’m very well bred and have LOF ‘Certificat de Naissance & Pedigree’ - (LABRADOR of course). I have a beautiful black brother and a yummy yellow sister. We live in a house (NOT KENNELS) with our mother and other relatives. We have Vets Certificate of Health, are house trained, chipped and vaccinated and are FOR SALE at 575€. For more details please phone 05 49 48 74 98 (Luchapt) (420) Continued page 59…