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164.12 7 13 2011 APRIL www.theontarion.com R E M SUM VEL TRA E 12 PAG Surprise party for Stephen Harper makes national media Hundreds of students partake in non-partisan vote mob to make it known that youth are voting KELSEY RIDEOUT t’s not easy to do. But fighting apathy (that defiant, persistent, coast-to-coast bug known to consistently steal the outcome of our political elections) is likely what drove hundreds of university students to stage a gathering meant to surprise Stephen Harper upon his arrival to Guelph. On Monday, April 5, Harper came just feet from the University of Guelph property to hold a Conservative rally at the Delta Hotel. A vivacious swarm of students artfully fled from the Brannion Plaza to the outskirts of the Delta Hotel to deliver one simple, non-partisan message: youth are voting. “We tried to be strong about making a statement that yes we’re youth; yes we’re going to vote. We’re going to inform ourselves. We’re not going to tell anyone who to vote for. We’re going to leave that up to you but we really I Megan Verhey Maylee Todd gets personal with a crowd in the UC Courtyard for last Wednesdays noon hour concert. want to encourage the voting,” said Geoff Loughton, a fourthyear Political Science student who participated in the vote mob and helped in its organization. According to Loughton, organizers managed to mobilize students to come together in the name of voting within only about a day’s time. A few days earlier, U of G students had conducted another vote mob that consisted of running through campus and waving Canadian flags to the background of Florence and the Machine’s “Dog Days are Over.” “The Rick Mercer rant just urging students to break the cycle, the reinforcing cycle of students not voting and politicians not caring and then students not voting because they see they’re not caring,” inspired the recent vote mobs to take shape, said Loughton. Organizers have overtly stated that the mob was not a protest. There were a few rules that the vote mob attendees abided by to ensure that the media would not misconstrue their overall message insisting youth vote. Signs weren’t welcome, along with any other partisan-oriented sentiments or What would nature do? Emerging design ethic that emulates nature’s forms to solve worthy problems comes to U of G KIRSTI JUURAKKO iomimicry? If you’re like me, you’ve likely never heard the word, so what is it? In the words of Jamie Miller, a Biomimicry Guild affiliate through the Biomimicry Speaker’s Bureau, biomimicry is “consciously emulating nature’s forms and processes and applying them to practical problems.” It is a way of solving daily problems by looking to nature for solutions. B One example of biomimicry is the modification of a wind turbine blade to emulate a humpback whale fin which drastically increases the turbine’s efficiency. Biomimicry is a new take on bio-inspired design, which has been around for as long as people have been on earth. Bio-inspired design has manifested in igloo design, modelled after polar bear dens. Biomimicry, Miller said, goes a step further to “study nature as a system to apply to our systems.” Miller also stated that a focus of biomimicry is to “not only use nature as a model but also using nature as a measure and as a mentor.” The term “biomimicry” was first apparel. One U of G student who preferred to remain anonymous, decided to take part in a separate protest along with about 20 other individuals. He respected the goal of the vote mob, but worried how it painted those wanting to tackle political change more explicitly. “I know that the vote mob attendees were instructed to ‘Boo’ protesters, and so I think from the get go many of them had negative impressions on protesters. I just don’t understand why students would support the dismissing of politically engaged students,” he said. Gracen Johnson, co-organizer of the vote mob and fourth-year see “RALLY,” page 3 Issues 6EARTH 11BONES 17CROSS 19SCARY HOUR DINOSAUR COUNTRY defined in Biomimicry: Innovation Inspired by Nature in 1997 by trained biologist and innovation consultant, Janine Benyus. Nature has been at work designing countless systems and structures for millions of years and these designs are still functioning today. That certainly says something about the wisdom of nature when it comes to design. For many, it just makes sense to continue benefiting from studying and mimicking nature’s time withstanding designs. At a global scale, biomimicry manifests itself in the Biomimicry Group and its sister organizations, the Biomimicry Institute and the Biomimicry Guild. The Biomimicry Group states that its mission is “to nurture and grow a global community of people who are learning from, emulating and conserving life’s genius to create a healthier, more sustainable planet.” According to the Biomimicry Institute, it “promotes learning from and then emulating natural forms, processes and ecosystems to create more sustainable and healthier human technologies and designs” while the Biomimicry Guild “is the only innovation company in the world to use a deep knowledge of biological adaptations to help designers, engineers, architects see “NATURE,” page 3 MOVIES Index 7 Arts & Culture 16 Sports & Health 19 Life 21 Opinion 22 Editorial 23 Crossword 23 <eZllbÛ^] 23 Community Listings The Ontarion is hiring for the position of ADVERTISING MANAGER The Ontarion is seeking an experienced and enthusiastic individual to fill the position of Advertising Manager. The successful candidate will demonstrate the following experience and skills: A complete Job Description can be obtained by emailing Monique at ontarion@uoguelph.ca s s s s s s s s Ontarion Hiring Committee UC 264, University of Guelph Guelph, Ontario N21G 2W1 Fax: 519-824-7838 E-mail: ontarion@uoguelph.ca Sales experience, preferably in print & web advertising Customer service, negotiation & conflict resolution Graphic design using Mac computers & Adobe software Training & supervision of staff Access to a vehicle is required for customer calls Previous work in a newspaper environment is an asset This is a flexible, full-time position with a two-year renewable contract Compensation includes base salary plus commission on advertising sales, optional health and dental benefits & an annual campus parking pass s Annual salary potential $35K - $40K Please reply with cover letter and resume by Friday April 15, 2011 at 4 pm to: The Ontarion’s Employment Equity Policy is a proactive measure to recruit qualified people from a variety of ethnic, religious and class backgrounds, lesbians, bisexuals, gays and transgendered people, people of colour, Aboriginal people, people with disabilities and women. Members of the previously identified groups are encouraged to self-identify. Only those applicants granted an interview will be contacted. To obtain a copy of the Employment Equity Policy or the complete Job Description email us at ontarion@uoguelph.ca 3 Apr. 7 - 13, 2011 .com News Ivory Coast Massacre “RALLY,” continued International Development U of G student, further described why she was adamant that the event remained non-partisan. “The need to keep it nonpartisan is because it makes our message that much more legitimate and it really removes the risk of things being spun the wrong way and I also think that we just wanted to engage with as many students as possible,” said Johnson. There was some reported confusion amongst those who glimpsed at the vote mob from afar. With the crowd facing away from the roads and Conservative signs trickled all around for Stephen Harper’s visit, some individuals passing by assumed there was a support rally for the Harper government while others thought the crowd was full of young Liberals, given that most individuals were cloaked in red and white. But Johnson is happy to see that “the media seemed to get it,” with reporters taking the time to find out why the students were really there. Within hours, news of the event was splashed across national media and celebrities like Nelly Furtado have since tweeted their support. Johnson believes that youth are really getting their message and will head to the polls with informed decisions and vote on May 2. “I don’t understand why democracy has become something so private…” she said. “It should be something we really do celebrate. As we’ve seen in the news over the past few months, people really are dying for this. We have no excuse to be apathetic. We have no excuse to be cynical about it, because our best chance at changing anything is right in front of us.” Since the event, various media have begun to report about vote mob participants who registered for Stephen Harper’s rally but were abruptly turned away. U of G student Izzy Hirji had his admittancesticker forcibly ripped off and was thrown “NATURE,” continued and business leaders solve design and engineering challenges in sustainability.” The Biomimicry Guild serves to bring together experts of various disciplines to help projects succeed in their goal to be sustainable; the Guild’s goal is to “create products, processes, and policies that create conditions conductive to life.” On March 26, Guelph held its first biomimicry workshop which may develop into an annual conference, possibly featuring a biomimicry contest. According to Miller, Guelph is an ideal school to incorporate biomimicry because it has the appropriate founding principles and the right demographic. At the University of Guelph there is a CSA approved group called the Biomimicry Collaboration. It seems that the biomimicry movement in Guelph is studentdriven. The response to biomimicry has been one of overwhelming enthusiasm. The workshop held on March 26 was sold out. The e-mail list consists of over one hundred addresses and was compiled from a booth that was in the University Centre for a single day. The conference was supported by the College of Biological Science, the College of Physics and Engineering Science and the Ontario Agricultural College. When all is said and done, biomimicry is about being aware of the value of nature’s designs and using human knowledge and skills to emulate these designs in human structures. By doing so we can make our products and processes more sustainable by using less waste, energy and material. Others point to the benefit that such products tend to perform economically well, as they increase revenue and build up a brand, drawing in the environmentally conscious consumers. Kelsey Rideout A student who attended the non-partisan vote mob, drums alongside hundreds of other peers who surprised Stephen Harper with the message that “students are voting” during his visit to Guelph. out of the rally without any explanation. Similar instances are being reported at Harper rallies elsewhere in the province. Inter-ethnic killings have been reported in neighborhoods in the city of Duekoue, with numbers varying from 800 to 1000, according to multiple agencies in recent days. Shocked representatives report large numbers of bodies, with gunshot and machete wounds. Mass-killings have been escalating since last November’s presidential election; then-president Gbagbo refused to relinquish power to the new president, Ouattara, and has since been in hiding in the capital of Abidjan. Conflicts between Ouattara’s supporters and Gbagbo’s guard have displaced more than a million and killed at least 1300 civillians. Gbagbo’s armed forces, many of them youth, have been marauding the streets of Abidjan, spreading fear and exacerbating the situation for the residents. -CBC Alcoholism now considered a medical condition Starting April 1st, British Columbia is the first province to recognize alcohol addiction as a chronic medical condition, according to new legislation aimed at improving care and treatment for alcoholics. Doctors will now be able to bill for the extra time allotted for the diagnosis of addiction and identifying effective treatment plans, giving family physicians an incentive to provide better care to these patients. Improved treatment options and methods are also now made more available to clinicians. Also, formally recognizing the condition as a medical illness may help to destigmatize alcohol addiction, as more understanding and acceptance increases. -CBC Grange and Watson to get new stoplights BioCollaboration (Flickr) A student looks critically at an insect during a Biomimicry workshop on March 26. Another collision has occurred at a dangerous intersection this past Friday April 1, leaving one vehicle rolled over, but with both drivers sustaining only minor injuries. The Grange Road and Watson Parkway North intersection is regulated by a pedestrian operated crosswalk and stop signs, and with the growth of Guelph’s east end in recent years, the frequency of collisions have rose along as well. City officials have been aware of this for years and finally have plans and $100,000 in funding set aside to install stoplights. Construction will however be postponed until after the school year, as many school children regularly use the crosswalk. - Guelph Mercury Compiled by Jihee (Marie) Park 4 News Apr. 7 - 13, 2011 164.12 Want to vote but don’t know how? The low-down on how to cast your ballot KELSEY RIDEOUT fter a U of G led vote mob extravaganza, students are likely well aware that Canadians are voting May 2. But in times of elections, there tends to be some confusion over the process of getting registered to vote. With the help of the Elections Canada website, below are some important details that any student planning to vote should know. A How to register to vote Canadians need to register in order to vote. Registration happens before and on voting day. To ensure your name is on the voters list ahead of time, you’ll have to give proof of your identity and address and fill out a form. You can do this by calling Elections Canada at 1-800-4636868, going to the Elections Canada office located closest to you (Guelph’s is at the Root Plaza on 666 Woolwich Street). Bring the voting information card once you have registered to vote with you when you vote. If you are not on the voters list ahead of the election, you can register at the polls on May 2. On Monday, April 11 and Tuesday, April 12, Elections Canada will be in the University Centre to assist students with registration between the hours of 10am-3pm. Bringing the right identif ication In order to vote, you must bring proof of your identity and address, whether you are registered before you vote or whether you are registering at the polling station. There are three options of valid identification. 1) Showing one original piece of identification with your photo, name and address. For example, your driver’s license. 2) Show two original pieces of authorized identification. Both pieces must have your name and one must also have your address. An example is your health card and hydro bill. 3) Swearing an oath and have an elector who knows you vouch for you. This person must have authorized identification and be from the same polling division as you. An example is your neighbour or roommate. An elector can only vouch for one person and an elector who has been vouched for cannot vouch for another person. You must vote at the polling place with your current address, so be sure to have the correct address on the identification your provide. Voting in advance or by mail Anyone can vote in an advance poll. This may be especially desirable for students if they wish to vote for Guelph candidates but are leaving the city before May 2. Advance polling takes place in person on Friday, April 22, Saturday, April 23, or Monday, April 25. On April 8, the locations of the advance polling places in Guelph will be available on the Elections Canada website, www.elections.ca. You can also vote by mail through a special ballot, if you are away from the riding you wish to vote in. Voters have to be registered to vote by special ballot no later than 6:00 PM on the Tuesday before voting day. Voters who register by special ballot will receive a kit to enclose all the information they need. Where and when to vote Polling stations will be open from 9:30 am to 9:30 pm Eastern Time. There will be several places in Guelph for the public to cast their ballot. These locations will be disclosed on Friday, April 8 on www.elections.ca. What to expect when you vote The poll clerk checks that you are on the voters list. If you are not on the voters list, you can still register. You will be handed a folded ballot and will go behind a voting screen where no one can see who you vote for. You will mark an X in the circle beside the name of the candidate you choose. You will then fold your ballot and take it back to the deputy returning officer and they will tear off the tab. The deputy returning officer will give you back your ballot and you will put it in the ballot box. It doesn’t take long to vote. The whole process may take about 20 minutes out of your day. Do not hesitate to call the lovely, helpful folks at our local Elections Office at 519-8242448 if you have any other questions. Hope to see you at the polls! Two election officers will be at a table. You will be asked to show proof of identity and address. www.beatgoeson.com Vinyl New in now k! stoc Top 10 Albums of All Time 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 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Since the radiation levels have continued to mount, tens of thousands of people who resided near the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant have evacuated and continue to live in temporary shelters. This edition of Critical Connections aims to focus on the global debate surrounding nuclear energy incited by the present crisis in Japan. It is important to note that issues dealing with nuclear energy and the science behind it are quite complex and beyond the scope of this article. A Courtesy Darlington Nuclear Power Plant, ON Radiation levels soar in Japan The exact levels of radiation being expelled from the reactors vary, though no reports appear to look hopeful. As of March 28, the Washington Post reported that the Tokyo Electric Power Company, which oversees the operations of the nuclear plant, measured one unit of water as having 100,000 times the radioactivity than what is presumed to be normal. On April 2, the Washington Posted reported that water tested near the plant was measured to contain 7.5 million times the legal limit of radioactivity. Just recently on April 4, the BBC reported that Japanese workers released approximately 11,500 tonnes of low level contaminated water containing about 100 times the legal limit of radiation into the ocean. This was done in a rushed effort to make room to stop water with a higher radioactivity level from leaking into the sea. It is clear that the levels of radiation Japan is experiencing are alarmingly high. What appears to be debated in the media is the actual impact that these levels of radiation will have on people and the environment, and whether or not the damage from the Japanese disaster should enforce governments around the world to begin phasing out nuclear energy. Understanding the technology Before looking at present political debates, it’s important to briefly explore the technology behind nuclear energy. Nuclear power plants are used to heat water and produce steam that is then used for electricity. To generate electricity, nuclear energy requires nuclear fission reactions, a nuclear reaction in which the nucleus of an atom splits into smaller parts to generate electricity. Most of the world’s reactors use bundles of uranium rods that pack together in a single vessel and use “light” water as the moderator. Reactors in Canada uses fuel bundles and “heavy” water as the moderator, enabling the plants to skip the process of enriching the uranium fuel that they use. Experts have said that the kind of disaster that has happened in Fukushima, Japan, is very unlikely to strike in Canada, due to the variations in Canadiandesigned CANDU reactors. “Canadian reactors use natural uranium and they’re pressured to reactors rather than it being a big pot, like the Americanstyle reactor or being a gasfilled reactor, which is the kind of reactor the Russians had in Chernobyl,” said U of G Professor of Chemistry, Peter Tremaine, who started off his career in Atomic Energy of Canada. While CANDU reactors are viewed as some of the safest nuclear plants in the world that are not susceptible to accidents, Tremaine explained that there are still areas of great concern amongst the Canadian public, such as the relationship between nuclear energy and nuclear proliferation, the expansion of nuclear energy into developing countries, and issues surrounding nuclear waste. To expand or dismantle nuclear power? Some fear that stopping nuclear energy production, a fossil-fuel free technology, would mean resorting back to burning coal and further contributing to climate change. George Monbiot, a prominent author, climate change analyst, and columnist for the Guardian, believes that burning coal is much more dangerous than nuclear power. In a heated debate on Democracy Now, Monbiot discussed why he is worried if public outcry causes the energy pendulum to swing away from nuclear power. “Now, coal is hundreds of times more dangerous than nuclear power, not just because of climate change, though, of course, climate change is a big one, but also because of industrial accidents and because of the impacts of pollution on local people…But I’m calling for perspective, and I’m saying that we must not replace a bad technology with a much, much worse one, because, unfortunately, that is what’s likely to happen,” said Monbiot. Anti-nuclear activist and physician Dr. Helen Caldicott strongly disagreed that Nuclear Energy should be favoured due to the fear of coal’s rebirth. She focused specifically on the longterm health impacts caused by nuclear energy waste. “Nuclear power…creates massive quantities of radioactive waste,” said Caldicott. “There is no way to put it on earth that’s safe. As it leaks into the water over time, it will bioconcentrate in the food chains, in the breast milk, in the fetuses, that are thousands of times more radiosensitive than adults. One X-ray to the pregnant abdomen doubles the incidence of leukemia in the child. And over time, nuclear waste will induce epidemics of cancer, leukemia and genetic disease, and random compulsory genetic engineering. And we’re not the only species with genes, of course. It’s plants and animals. So, this is an absolute catastrophe, the likes of which the world has never seen before.” The debate hits home While this issue is being tossed and turned in debates around the world, it is especially relevant for Courtesy Southern Ontario dwellers to chime in, given that there exist three operating nuclear power plants in this region. Bruce Power, situated along Lake Huron, and Pickering Generation Station and Darlington Generation Station, located along the shores of Lake Ontario, enable the province of Ontario to meet 50 per cent of its energy needs through nuclear power. Angela Bischoff, Outreach Director for Ontario Clean Air Alliance explained why the coalition of over 90 organizations is calling for a moratorium on new nuclear projects in Ontario. “We’re working for 100 per cent renewable electricity grid,” said Bischoff. “To that end we’ve been fighting for a coal phase out, and then the province used the coal phase out as justification to expand new nuclear [projects]… We don’t need to take the risks that are inherent within nuclear energy because we have safer and even cheaper alternatives to meeting our electricity needs.” All three Southern Ontario nuclear power plants are scheduled to shut down in the next decade. The Ontario Clean Air Alliance proposes that the province wastes no more time to start investing in Made-inOntario green forms of power (such as bio-energy, water and wind) so that when the live spans of the nuclear plants do come to an end, there will be a readiness for feasible, large-scale change in Ontario’s energy production. But for Tremaine, the threat of climate change is too great to dismiss future nuclear energy production. “The big picture for nuclear is that it doesn’t produce greenhouse gases, it’s got a very small footprint and it’s invented in Canada. It’s a home-grown technology, which has a large role to play in the role because it does burn natural uranium and it’s a major economic issue for Ontario,” said Tremaine. While it’s true that nuclear energy does not pollute through emissions, Bischoff remains disturbed by questions over radioactive waste. “We still don’t have any safe way of disposing of it, or even neutralizing it. So even at this point, we’ve got tens of thousands of tons of nuclear waste sitting on the three nuclear reactor sites in southern Ontario…No country in the world has figured out how to safely store nuclear waste,” she said. Currently, most of the world’s nuclear waste is being stored in self-contained units that are built on reactor sites. According to Tremaine, debates continue in Canada over the details of building an underground repository to handle its nuclear waste. Conversation must continue Despite which side of the debate you find yourself leaning towards, what matters most is that the critical questions and dialogue do not fade into the background once the media moves away from the crisis in Japan. Bischoff encouraged students everywhere to continue thinking about the future. “I think it’s really the most important issue right now, energy. How are we going to power our computers, our phones, our lightbulbs, in an era where we’re facing climate change globally. How are we going to be responsible and live sustainably? That means not leaving a mess for future generations to clean up.” 6 News Apr. 7 - 13, 2011 164.12 How effective was Earth Hour? RACHEL SCAPILLATI n March 26, between 8:30 and 9:30 p.m., citizens across Canada turned off their lights in support of Earth Hour, a yearly event that takes place to conserve energy. As soon as the event ended, headlines splashed the media reporting a noticeable decline in participation this year. According to the Guelph Mercury, in various regions across Ontario, energy usage during Earth Hour merely decreased by 115 megawatts compared to last year’s 296 megawatts and 2009’s 454 megawatt decreases. There is a clear decline in participation across the province. It brings into question if Earth Hour is still an effective method of raising awareness, and also what Earth Hour really means to the people who part-take in it. “Earth Hour was a wonderful conception, but appears to be losing steam and I am not sure why,” said Dr. Ben Bradshaw, the Environmental Governance program coordinator. “Evidently it is about raising awareness rather than reducing energy use for an hour.” Vera Mirhady is a member of the Guelph Students for Environmental Change (GSEC), the university environmental support. GSEC runs various awareness raising and advocacy campaigns for the environment O throughout the school year. Mirhady agrees that Earth Hour is more about raising awareness, but finds Earth Hour to be a successful event. “I absolutely think that Earth Hour is effective in raising awareness,” she said. “It is a very easily accessible event that is open to people that are at all different levels of involvement in environmental issues. I think that many people become aware of environmental issues through Earth Hour, which is a widely promoted event, and continue to inform themselves about environmental issues after Earth Hour has taken place.” Christopher Carr, a secondyear philosophy student, likens Earth Hour to other awareness raising events. “Earth Hour is effective in the way that any demonstration is,” said Carr. “It’s about raising awareness, but it’s not necessarily affecting the grid in any way, or our total amount of energy used. The fact that people are willing to demonstrate living without electricity, that’s what the message is. It’s much like the events you see around campus that try to raise awareness on various social issues.” Dr. Bradshaw illuminates Earth Hour’s significance to students in the Environmental Governance program, “The earth hour offers an excellent example of modern environmental activism, both with respect to its promise and limitations. Students of Environmental Governance need to systematically assess its design and impacts in order to learn from it. For example, how does its impact compare to a 10 per cent increase in electricity charges or a ban on incandescent light bulbs?” Despite Ontario’s overall lackluster performance this past Earth Hour, Guelph experienced a one per cent increase in participation this year, an anomaly compared to other regions in the province. “There is a social climate here. Guelph’s very ‘buy local,’” said Carr. “The local farmer and the local business man are valued more in Guelph than other regions, so the impact of the underdog is something that is valued more in Guelph than other places.” In addition to Guelph’s cultural support of smaller causes, this city is also host to a slough of environmental organizations and demonstrations, a few of which directly facilitated Guelph’s success for this year’s Earth Hour. “The organization Transition Guelph played a very significant role in promoting Earth Hour this year,” said Mirhady. “Transition Guelph organized the Resilience 2011 festival on the weekend of Earth Hour, and put a lot of effort into promoting both Resilience Festival and Earth Courtesy Hour itself. [They] organized a community potluck that took place during Earth Hour in Guelph. Another group that helped to promote Earth Hour was Guelph Environmental Leadership, which organized the first annual Lights Out Relay for Earth Hour.” At various bars downtown bands played in candlelight during Earth Hour, creating a social atmosphere to the event, one Mirhady suggests can only help this endeavour. “Having a social element to Earth Hour might encourage people who wouldn’t otherwise be motivated to participate in environmental actions to take part,” she said. “In addition, having the social element creates a positive association with the event, and will likely encourage more people to participate in coming years.” 7 Apr. 7 - 13, 2011 .com Arts & Culture Norfolk church holds Raise the Sun, Japanese relief concert Compassionate Guelph-based performers and national talents come to Guelph to raise support for Japan JIHEE (MARIE) PARK t has been almost four weeks since the 8.9 magnitude quake, tsunami and threat of nuclear meltdown wreaked havoc for the residents of coastal northeast Japan. I Creative Submission The last time I met with Pierre RONALD ROYLE Not the day before last I was approached by a friend, Who’d written a letter but forgotten to send. He sat in an armchair and said, “just as well, To speak face to face, means much more I can tell.” He opened the letter and cleared once his throat, And began to recite all the words on his note. “Nervous social twitches, on a long road to riches, The best looking women always made us suspicious. We chased them around, through fields and office spaces, A life long game of “catch me, but with patience.” Spent our waking hours trying to get back to bed, But didn’t we have a good time with it?” he said. “To hunting for job opportunities weekly, From searching for softballs in the schoolyard, so meekly. We built our own confidence, rich with desire, And charged at the buildings that listed ‘for hire!’ Got beat down and held back by those with the power, But we had too good of a time to feel sour. “Shopped in the malls when we landed in dough, Bitched and complained while we dug out of snow. Laid in the sun for hours at a time, And applied a thick coating of creamy white slime. Followed the bullshit advice doctors gave… But we had a good time before we hit the grave! Learned to fight battles without speaking words, Thought our way out of the meddling herds. Subliminal messages spoken through bodies, Lifting up weights to grow big and meet hotties. Succumbing to realizations of form, But we had a good time, running right through the storm. Acting like children who couldn’t say no, Never the courage to leave when we know. We’d rather kick dead corpses, hoping for life, And then blame our parents for bringing us strife. Walked into corners we knew had no door, But we had a good time, throwing stones from the shore. Read every shit piece of “self-help” literature, Tried hard to curve our lifestyles and expenditure. Struck out and went broke, cash spent on weed smoke, Snorted white stones through a bill and called it ‘coke.’ All that embarrassing, awkward reaction, To having a good time, trying to spark passion. I passed many hours with loved ones in bliss, But only after learning what it feels like ‘to miss.’ Stood in the rain just to see how it felt, And picked up her garment to see how it smelt. There’s not much I wouldn’t have done to feel close, And of these poor days, I’ve sure made the most.” With that he stood up and announced his departure, Took off his hat, and pulled back his hair. He walked out the door, without longing or rapture, And that was the last time I met with Pierre. Though half a world away, concerned and empathetic Canadians are pitching in to help in various ways. Raise the Sun, a live music event happening Sunday, April 10 at the Norfolk United Church is part of Guelph’s effort to give hope to the people of Japan and to inspire Canadians to be compassionate global citizens. The same group of Guelphites who arranged last year’s “Help Haiti” concert, local activist Paul Clarkson and University of Guelph’s English professor Ajay Heble, along with the Hillside Festival’s Executive Director Marie Zimmerman, have come together hastily to coordinate Raise the Sun, a benefit project initiated by Clarkson. “All of the proceeds go to Japan through the Japanese Canadian Cultural Centre Foundation, who will direct the first tier of funds directly to the Japanese Red Cross and the second tier to infrastructure development,” said Zimmerman. She sees in Guelph’s citizens a great willingness to help the people of Japan, who have experienced not only one, but three major blows having devastating effects. “I think people want to find a way to reach out. We need to find a way to lift up the people a little, even if it’s just by showing them that we care about them as fellow human beings, that we care enough to raise our voices through music, dance and literature.” “Two of our performers have received the Order of Canada, choreographer David Earle and writer Joy Kogawa. That should give you an idea of the caliber of these artists,” Zimmerman commented. An impressive lineup of instrumental and vocal improvisers will also be on stage. Freestyle jazz and folk artists Kevin Breit, Jane Bunnett and Tannis Slimmon, as well as cellist Matt Brubeck, and the unique mix of jazz, rock and indie music of the Vertical Squirrels will give a diverse experience to next Sunday’s audience. “We’re so lucky to get all the performers we did. That they are coming and performing for free testifies to a simple fact. Humans are, by nature, altruistic,” she said. Internationally acclaimed Every week the Ontarion accepts a creative submission from our readers. This can come in the form of poetry, short stories or photography. If you have a creative submission please submit it to onarts@uoguelph.ca Courtesy author Joy Kogawa will be gracing the show with her passionate skill of the spoken and written word. “It’s really significant that Joy Kogawa is coming,” said Zimmerman. “Her novel, Obasan, is a haunting evocation of a time in the lives of Japanese-Canadians when they were interned during World War II. The Literary Review of Canada names Obasan as one of the most important Canadian novels of the twentieth century.” Nagata Shachu will also make an appearance, a six-person ensemble of Japanese Taiko drummers, who combine the art of percussion and the elements of dance in an elegant but powerful performance. “David Earle’s company will perform “Miserere,” which will make everyone cry,” Zimmerman assured, regarding Guelph’s “Dance Theatre David Earle,” a contemporary dance group renowned for their passionate portrayals of emotion. Guelph’s experimental and improvisational Fall On Your Feet Dance Lab will also be on stage, rendering the human condition as an art form through physical motion. As an activist, Zimmerman gave helpful advice for those wishing to continue making a difference. The first step she insists, is researching the most effective way to channel your efforts; even with the best intentions, aimless support can end up a lost cause. “For instance, many disastertorn countries receive heaps of used clothing that they do not need and must gather, transport and incinerate. So, before you start a drive, check with a reliable source about what is truly needed. Go out to events where people are gathering to show compassion to the people of Japan. There you may discover people and resources that will guide you.” Raise The Sun will run from three to five pm Sunday, April 10. 8 Arts & Culture Apr. 7 - 13, 2011 164.12 Guelph music festival, a sensory buffet All are welcome at 2011’s diversely catered Kazoo! Fest TOM BEEDHAM azoos are instruments available in a diverse range of shapes, colours, sizes and styles, and they’re approachable from all levels of musical aptitude. With that in mind, it’s no surprise the kazoo is the image and namesake associated with Guelph based non-profit artist collective Kazoo! and its annual multi-art talent mash-up, Kazoo! Fest. Starting next Wednesday, April 13, Kazoo! Fest will invade Guelph’s downtown core for the first of five-straight days of programming in music, written word and visual arts. With nine concerts spread out over five days, a twentieth anniversary performance from Guelph birthed King Cobb Steelie and Juno-nominated rapper D-Sisive are just two of over twenty-five musicians gracing this year’s festival. But music is only one aspect of this year’s festival. Also to look forward to is K the heavily tabled “zine” and comic expo, as well as the film screenings featuring National Film Board (NFB) shorts at Synemma on April 14. For Kazoo! founder and festival programmer and organizer Brad McInerney, diversity is of vital importance to the festival. “We’ve always done stuff like the zine fair as part of the festival, but we’ve also tried to include stuff other than just music because it keeps our programming fresh and interesting,” said McInerney. “I want to see things that are going to engage different audiences and engage me in different ways.” As McInerney suggests, reaching those different audiences would be impossible without setting in place some basic principles for conducting the festival. One important characteristic of the festival is keeping shows open to all ages. “All ages access is something that I and a lot of other people who have been involved with Kazoo! over the years have been passionate about, because we all started listening to music when we were in high school and had those times where we couldn’t get in to see a band that we really wanted to see,” McInerney reflected. “It’s something that’s important to give back to the city for kids who are in high school or younger to even get out there and see bands.” “I want to see things that are going to engage different audiences and engage me in different ways.” Brad McInerney “Ultimately in the long run it kind of engages a better music community, because people start seeing really awesome bands when they’re sixteen [or] seventeen years old.” And when McInerney says “all ages,” he means all ages. This year the festival is offering a Kids Disco at Ed Video - an event promised to allow children twelve and under (and their parents) an opportunity to boogie down, all in the atmosphere of a dancehall that the Kazoo! website describes as “a psychedelic nightclub for kids.” On April 16, Ed Video will be endowed just the way a disco hall should be, complete with fog machines, funky lights, and of course the compulsory disco ball. Kids will even be able to watch their moves while they dance, as live video feeds will be featured throughout the gallery. While keeping shows accessible to audiences of all ages is one step to reaching a broader turnout, McInerney acknowledges that cost is always going to be a factor in accessing live music. “The price for people getting into shows to see live music is sometimes really, really steep,” he said. As an alternative to costly cover charges, over the years Kazoo! has managed to build a respectable reputation for offering up a lot of events that are either free or “Pay What You Can.” “It sort of allows people that are more working class and also high school students to have more possibilities to see and engage with the music,” McInerney said. As a format of entertainment, it’s important to keep in mind that the thinkers at Kazoo! are ultimately working toward the goal of putting on a good show. As McInerney reasons, “[Increased financial accessibility] makes it better for the artists playing. They’ll have more people in a room if the cover is slightly more affordable.” With so much strategically planned entertainment transpiring from April 13-17 at venues all over town, there is certain to be concern over how to make it from one event to another with little missed programming between. Another welcome feature of this year’s festival is that for the first time, Kazoo! is offering fifty “Crony Passes” through The Bookshelf. These festival passes offer optimal event mobility to festival goers, granting carriers guaranteed access to all events up until half an hour after door time, and preferred access after that window. For a comprehensive schedule and further information about this year’s Kazoo! Fest and its features, surf over to www.kazookazoo.ca. 9 Apr. 7 - 13, 2011 .com Arts & Culture Intertextual ingenuity in 2011 Ensemble performances “No More Masterpieces?” an effective argument for classics’ relevance TOM BEEDHAM ast weekend the University of Guelph’s fourthyear Theatre Ensemble Class produced its No More Masterpieces? series at the George Luscombe Theatre, featuring six modern adaptations of pre-1900s “masterpiece” plays, each running for three straight days. Provoked by Antonin Artuad’s 1938 argument for the boycotting of the further production of canonized art forms, the Ensemble Class manifested the merits masterpieces still offer the world, delivering a solid rebuttal against Artaud’s rally to banish the classics to the confines of L cobwebby oblivion. The Ensemble Class managed to produce six intertextual exploits founded on a match between deft familiarity with classic subject matter and bold adaptation strategies. One of the obstacles faced by the Ensemble students when approaching the individual plays was a lack of male presence in the class and sometimes an inability to fit traditional male roles with male performers. As a result, each group was assigned one male performer (some having two). Anton Chekhov’s The Bear, which originally required two male roles, presented one such case of this obstacle, as it only received one male actor. But for students working on The Bear, this turned out to be somewhat of a blessing in disguise. Rather than going the drag route, students working on The Bear took the role of Luka— originally a male butler—and turned it into a comical female maid character, played by Shelby Vilneff. Vilneff ’s Luka injected wild hilarity into The Bear with the character’s exaggerated tiptoe physical humour as with her sarcastic asides, but also helped the play accomplish what No More Masterpieces? was all about. Fulfilling roles as a co-director and dramaturge as well as performing in The Bear, Sarah Jane Glover reflected on the performances. “One of our challenges was the idea that there was a servant class in late 19 century Russia, which isn’t something that Canadians in the 21 century really have to deal with. But the idea of a maid or a nanny is something that I think more people are familiar with today,” she said. No More Masterpieces? was not solely a repeal against Artaud’s project but also a case in illustrating the Ensemble students’ ability to coordinate and pull together. Because plays did not necessarily involve prescribed roles off of set, the decision making that went into the plays required a willingness among the students to compromise, something that— in creative spaces—isn’t always easily achieved. The chemistry observed onstage throughout the series attested to that sense of respect, as all performers seemed fairly at ease and comfortable not only in their individual roles but also whenever interacting with other members onstage. The sense of cooperation shined through not just in the sense of comfort that was observable among the individuals working together on their separate plays but also between plays, when it donned on audiences that the performances were very much situations of artists sharing the same working space as their peers. Working with roughly ten-minute intermissions between plays (the two dollar cost admitted theatergoers to two performances at a time) for each block of performances, performers toiled at breakneck pace in routines that seemed just as rehearsed as the performances themselves, taking down and setting up sets with a level of organization crucial to meeting the demands of a tight schedule. Antonin Artuad? Sit down. asserts, the freedom students have had in this area will surely add to the appeal of the work on display. “Students are displaying their work framed, mounted, on shelves, incorporated in sculptures, in rows or grids... we are really making no restrictions for this show. Anything goes.” Pointner made the point that Photo, She Wrote is a stepping stone so to speak into further ventures in photography by these students. She went on to comment on how the materials and ideas learned in the past classes added to hers and fellow students expertise in photography, and with art in general. “At this point in our photography practice, I believe I can speak generally in saying that our work has developed into a body that indicates a direction for our future practices,” said Pointner. Pointner was kind enough to share some details on her pieces and the inspirations behind them. A mural of a pixelated skyline is among the most intriguing, and even more interesting is Pointner’s inspirations for this fantastic display. “The art of mosaic, in an increasingly digital world, is an artisan craft that is hitting a point of antiquity and arguably extinction,” said Pointer, explaining what seems to be her desire to keep an art form preserved and relevant. “An image created through the compilation of pixels versus that which emerges from the arranging of tiles is essentially the same,” and through doing this Pointner has identified what she refers to as “a point of intersection between these two very opposite artistic forms.” Pointner explained that she spent her time taking photographs in her hometown of Toronto for many reasons. Her reflective inspirations are both truly genuine and a representation of the artistic talents of the students in Photo IV. This event is a great opportunity to see some amazing work while supporting fellow University of Guelph students in their artistic endeavours. Be sure to drop by ED video this Friday and experience the greatness of Photo, She Wrote. Photo, She Wrote shows student talent Photo IV class displays work in exhibit at Ed Video OLIVER DZUBA t’s the end of the school year, and we’re all rushing en masse to get our final projects in. Some of us are doing labs, many of us are writing final essays, but only a few students at the university are taking photographs to round up work for the winter semester. This week, 21 students in the highest photography class offered in the undergraduate program (Photo IV ) are putting on a final display of their cumulative course work. Titled Photo, She Wrote, this ongoing event closes with a reception on Friday, April 8, and counts as the final assignment for the course. Photo She Wrote is currently being held at ED Video, a spacious gallery on Baker St. that will accommodate all of the work by these students. A photographer and member of the exhibiting class, Marianne Pointner commented on the aspirations of the group this year. “We hope to uphold the successful reputation this annual event has begun to gain,” said Pointner. Considering some of the work displayed this likely won’t be a problem. “We have had to work closely as a group in order to ensure that this level of variety is displayed harmoniously,” she added. A variety of styles, processing methods and prints are being displayed at Photo, She Wrote. I Marianne Pointner Whether it was processed in the dark room, the digital lab or if the print is gelatine silver, all the photography being presented by these students looks great. Professor Arthur Renwick allowed these students to take multiple directions for the event. “As a class, our work covers a large spectrum in terms of style, genre, methodology, concept, and display” said Pointner. Among the most unique aspects of Photo, She Wrote are the diverse ways students have chosen to display their work. 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The five guys from Dinosaur Bones could be said to inhabit that place right now. With the release of their first full length LP My Divider this month on Dine Alone records, there’s barely anything else worth putting on. Dinosaur Bones came to Guelph to open for Tokyo Police Club last Friday, April 1 in Peter Clark Hall, along with Manotick, Ontario bred Hollerado. Though most people were there in support of the headliner, a healthy buzz was circulating about this emerging band. “This is the first recording where I think we kind of succeeded in making the album we were truly hoping to make. We recorded it quite a while ago, it’s been over a year now since we finished it, and even now looking back I’m still really proud of it. I don’t cringe when I hear it, which I think is a good sign,” said Ben Fox, lead vocalist for the Bones. Though having their album recorded and ready to go for over a year now, Dinosaur Bones hadn’t found a label to call their own until recently, meaning the material on My Divider is bordering on old to the band but will still sound new to you. “Bombs in the night” is among the tracks that make the album worth its price, an upbeat Britrock sounding tune with hues of Oasis and circa 2006 Arctic Monkeys, without the accents. One can hear these influences popping up now and again throughout the album, where they meet with other familiar and unfamiliar sounds in a medley that is both original and recognizable. Overall the album is defined by those moments where the music goes beyond what you expect, bringing added emotional depth right when you need it. “Ice Hotels” completely blows any doubt about this band out of E the water. Fox puts his creative talent into overdrive here, slowmotion-exploding out of the song with a kind of reserve that allows him to stretch out over long pieces of music with just a few words. And how well those words are chosen. Fox begs for introspection with lines like, “the end is all on which we can depend, twisted stomachs over things we don’t care for/it still burns to know that they’re gone, the hot blooded nights you know you’ll still pine for.” The lyrics on My Divider are a serious selling point, likely to be the deciding factor in the albums longevity. “For me, honesty is the number one priority always, and I think you can see through music or lyrics when that’s not the case. But at the same time I feel it’s important to come at ideas in a bit of a roundabout, unique way. It’s an ongoing challenge,” said Fox. Dinosaur Bones were a welcome addition to Friday’s line up. They brought a dose of personal, thought provoking rock that took its time to a show otherwise defined by the uptempo guitar riffs of Hollerado and the light-hearted material played by Tokyo Police Club. Most of the songs from Tokyo’s set can be found on their latest release Champ, which includes catchy singles “Wait Up!” and “Breakneck Speed.” The excitable all ages atmosphere of the show hit a pinnacle towards the end of Tokyo’s set, resulting in a body surfing freefor-all that had security guards yanking bodies from the fringe with vigor. It wasn’t enough to dampen spirits though, and the crowd’s enthusiasm lasted well past the band’s encore, with long lines forming at the merch table for both Tokyo and Hollerado. Gaining less attention were the subtle show stealers, a large high school fan base perhaps not ready to be won over just yet. But in time, it’s likely Dinosaur Bones will be playing the encores at university concert halls, and selling merch by the handbag. “Bands all do their own thing and everyone’s different. You can see that they’re great for a particular reason. But there’s so many ways to be amazing. It’s a cool thing to tour with different headline bands and see that they’re very different,” said Fox. “You’ve gotta stick to your guns.” Chris Hamelin Dinosaur Bones opened Friday night’s show in Peter Clark Hall for headliners Tokyo Police Club. Their album My Divider was released early March. Places to go, people to see: the cultur al phenomenon of summer tr avel I t started as a rite of passage for well-to-do British males; young men from wealthy families who sought acceptance into high society. They called it the Grand Tour, and it usually involved a trip to key cities throughout Europe. By the time rail transit became a large-scale system in the late 19th century, European travel had changed. The door opened to those without aristocratic backgrounds, the middle class eventually getting involved in a tradition of the wealthy travel. Now with transportation growing in efficiency, people from all over the world are taking part in the phenomenon of lengthy summer travel. In other words, the Grand Tour has been hi-jacked. Who are the culprits? The short answer is every university graduate or young person with a few thousand dollars, but of course people from every age group are hopping on board in varying degrees. Since the takeover, there have also been a few changes made. Expensive accommodations have been replaced by more affordable hostels sleeping anywhere from four to 20+ people per room, and the name has changed from “Grand Tour” to “backpacking” – but this is old news. Europe is no longer the only destination for people wanting to see more than just a warm beach, and the idea of “just passing through” is evolving to include “lending a hand” once there. As Asia, Australia, South America, and even our own continent become locations in some young persons guide book, and the term “voluntourism” gets used more and more frequently, the defining question of our generation might just be “Who’s going where?” The Grand Tour 2.0 While the middle class may have hi-jacked the Grand Tour from aristocracy, they didn’t take it too far. It’s still a very costly “rite of passage,” accessible to a small (though growing) percentage of fortunate people. You might as well call it the Grand Tour 2.0. One begin to wonder what keeps this trend going, and whether the privileged traveler of today has the same motives as those who started the tradition. Peter Seaby is a Guelph graduate planning to take a Euro trip of his own this summer. “We’re flying to London, then Amsterdam. We’re going to Munich…and then off to Rome. That’s something I want to see, the Coliseum. I really want to check out the history and be surrounded by it, and find out what it was like to be a gladiator,” Seaby joked. He insisted that staying in Rome would be a portion of the trip set aside for cultural experience. Perhaps a more important part of the trip will be devoted to nightlife. Seaby’s list of destinations sounds like a roll call for the best party-spots in Europe, with stops at the beer gardens of Munich and the beachfront clubs of Barcelona as an absolute must. If there’s one thing the modern European backpacker does differently, it’s the way they enjoy themselves. Today’s traveler also requires a dose of adaptability, as many trips don’t end up like they were planned out. “I’m looking for adventure. I like spontaneity and just going with the flow. Depending on people we meet, if someone’s going somewhere and we’re interested [we’ll change our plans]. Not everything is set in stone,” said Seaby. Seaby says it’s the desire to “be backpacking around, meeting tons of people” that makes him want to travel most, which are probably the motives for most anyone wanting to travel this summer. When asked why Europe, he responds that the architecture and the nightlife are major draws. But there’s also something more to his answer, something culturally engrained that those of us in North America and Europe can’t seem to shake off. Seaby still talks about traveling Europe like it’s a part of growing up. “Neither of us have seen Europe yet,” he said of himself and his travel partner. “Everyone seems to go and has a great time. It’s a very lovely place to be, and it seems like something I need to do before I start getting serious into work.” It will be a wonder if we ever rid ourselves of this notion that backpacking Europe is an essential part of entering adulthood, or if we’ll come to terms with the amount of people who are still left out of such a venture. In a trip lasting less than three weeks Seaby plans to spend around $3,000, and if he doesn’t go over it will be for sensible spending. Europe is expensive, more so every year, and in this way the “backpacking” culture of today has a lot in common with those young aristocrats taking “Grand Tours.” But travel is becoming more accessible, and like employment opportunities and cheaper transportation helped the middle class take over the Grand Tour, a new world might help those less economically successful experience foreign culture in a similar way. The question is when that happens, will they still flock to Europe? A Southwesterly Shift Recent trends show that while Europe still takes the cake as the most traveled to continent, other destinations are taking some of the attention away. Australia and New Zealand are among the destinations gaining popularity in this generation’s backpackers, like U of G grad Caitlin Beatty. After spending time in Australia as an exchange student, she traveled for over a month through New Zealand and the islands of Fiji. “I wanted to go somewhere that was English speaking, had cheap travelling, and had lots to see. It was the perfect place for me to go since the Aussie mindset is driven by travel,” said Beatty. With miles of sand covered coast, some of the worlds most interesting wildlife, the infamous Outback and the Great Barrier Reef, it’s easy to see why Australia is becoming a first choice for many potential travelers. Being an English speaking country helps Australia and New Zealand attract visitors from North America and Europe, but it’s also an international stop over welcoming anyone with a sense of adventure. “The friends I made there came with me on every trip I went on. I went to Tasmania with a girl from Singapore, the Gold Cost with some Canadians, an Irish guy and two English people. New Zealand and Fiji I went to with Canadians.” Australia and New Zealand also have tour companies that will help you explore the vast continent on a sensible itinerary. Contiki Tours and the New Zealand version Kiwi Explorer are a couple options, allowing you to hop-on/ off whenever you like. But trading in your independence is costly, and you should be prepared to pay more for the convenience of having someone book everything but your meals. Plane tickets to Australia also push on $2,000. “I worked three jobs simultaneously to save up enough money leading up to my trip, three jobs and four months,” said Beatty. Asia is also growing in popularity as a destination for backpackers, especially those who want to spend less than four months savings. “Traveling in Asia is not expensive at all. I didn’t even have to save any money before I went. A two-month trip cost me $2,000 including food, flight tickets, hotels,” said Myane Lachance, a 19-year-old student in Quebec now entering university. If her reports are anything to be followed, Asia certainly beats out Europe on a dollars-to-days ratio. Price of course isn’t everything, and it’s no use paying less for something you don’t want. But a little research into Asian destinations might make you realize Europe really isn’t where it’s at. With Quebec’s history and the strong ties it holds with France, one might think Lachance would be itching to get a closer look at the European continent. Actually, it was quite the opposite. “I wanted to visit something different from my culture. Something that in a way might be hard for me. I wanted to be shocked. I chose those places because my friend who was traveling there told me a lot about them and I love Asian food,” said Lachance, without even a blink at mention of the Coliseum. Could this be a sign that the Euro trip is finally becoming dated? Asia has been labeled a touch more dangerous than Europe, which is perhaps another reason it still sits behind Europe as an attraction for backpackers. “I thought that as a woman traveling alone it would be difficult and sometimes even dangerous, but in fact it was the opposite. Traveling in Asia was one of the easiest things I’ve done in my life. People are nice and always ready to help. Moreover, everything is accessible so you don’t have to worry about things like not getting a hotel for the night, to name an example,” she said. If that isn’t reassuring then maybe backpacking just isn’t for you. It will always take a bit of bravery to go out there and face the world with not much more than a backpack, but that’s the point. Maybe Asia will take more guts than Europe, with language barriers and foreign food as breaking points for some, but for those who really want to be startled, and travel for the possibility of witnessing something entirely new to them, it might be the best option. The Best Intentions? Though not an entirely recent phenomena, “volun-tourism” (volunteer tourism) is becoming quite a popular way to spend anywhere from a few days to a few months. It’s also a popular way to spend a few hundred to a few thousand dollars. In 2008 approximately 38 per cent of tourists were involved in some form of volunteering while they traveled. But what exactly is voluntourism and why does it cost money? The term is actually a response to the growing numbers of people, nearly all of them from developed countries, who are taking flight to third world nations to do some kind of good while experiencing foreign culture. It’s a “two birds, one stone” idea that combines the desire to travel with the desire to do good, and it sounds like a win-win. One of the ways people enact this is through shelter building programs. Volunteers go to places deemed “needy” and work in teams to construct shelters for the inhabitants. Other programs allow volunteers to build churches, visit hospitals that host large populations of children with HIV, or be involved in other programs that are portrayed as beneficial to the locals. It’s an idea passed off as nothing but helpful by tour companies and organizations running the trips, but critics have a different point of view. Lachance, who traveled to Asia, also participated in a volunteer program in Nicaragua. Her recollections of her time there were mostly positive. “I participated in the construction of a church and took care of kids in a small village. I feel like I did something good, but I’m sure those people gave me more than I gave them,” said Lachance. When she says that the people she visited probably gave her more than she gave back, Lachance refers to her experience interacting with people with different ways of life, in exciting new places. But perhaps people on these trips give more than they can actually measure. Critics of voluntourism point out that by interfering with other cultures we inflict our own lifestyles, and in a sense ‘taint’ them with our cultural ideals. It’s also been suggested that volunteer programs are most successful when there are sustained long-term efforts, which the average voluntourist’s stay of under a month will fail to imitate. As Lachance suggests, at the end of the day it comes down to a question of whether voluntourists take more than they give. When we travel under the veil of “volunteering,” are we actually just serving our own thirst for adventure? If so, it’s unlikely the impact we’re having is a positive one. Many of the organizations running such trips are nonprofit, giving some hope to the idea that everyone is at least there with good intentions. These organizations often charge a fee, which goes to building supplies and anything else the local people might gain from. Then there are companies who ask for your money and time, and still turn a profit in the end. It’s hard to see how such companies could be in place for anything but business opportunities. “I had to pay for my flight ticket plus $500 to live with my family. With this money, “my family” could eat better and they bought a radio too,” said Lachance, the organization she used not profiting from the funds. While the people of Nicaragua may have been thankful for some foreign company and help with construction, there are places in the world where volunteer presence is seen as a threat to diversity and the lifestyles of local people. The idea behind volunteer tourism is potentially helpful, but it begs important questions about our motives. Whatever those may be, growing numbers of tourists are traveling with some intention of volunteering, and you’re summer travel plans could very well include lending a hand yourself. As a traveler there is probably no better way to get close to “real people” in a foreign place and move away from the façade of tourist attractions. If this is your plan, it might be worthwhile to research any potential companies and learn as much about their work and their intentions as you can before committing. The “global tourist” is an evolving term and as access to foreign places increases, our willingness to go there follows close behind. While it may look like a norm to some, traveling in this way is still very much a privilege. If you have the money or time for a multi-week backpacking trip to anywhere at all you should count yourself lucky; you’re doing something a vast majority of the world will never be able to. This doesn’t mean you should re-think your trip to Europe or call off your volunteer travel plans to help people, but it’s important to be conscious of what you’re doing. In closing, I offer some words of encouragement from Lachance. “I’ll definitely keep on traveling alone with my backpack. The best tip I could give is this: Don’t listen to people telling you that you can’t do this, or you shouldn’t go there. If you feel you need to go, then go. Life is worth too much to live with regret.” Josh Doyle 14 Arts & Culture Apr. 7 - 13, 2011 164.12 Last call for Zavitz Hall Three artists display work for the closing week of the semester in Zavitz Gallery JOSH DOYLE or the final week of the 2011 Winter semester, Zavitz hall hosts the diverse work of three students; Midori Fullerton, Maliha Qureshi, and Jen Weber, for a show appropriately titled, Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. Moving clockwise from the galleries left side, six images on paper make up the first display. They each have obvious similarities, acting as variations of one another or extensions from some decided original. Their shapes and silhouettes lead one to believe they are maps. Colours, shading and texture vary between each, conjuring up our evolution in exploration and the changes we’ve made to “the globe.” What remains the same is the centerpiece of each; a small moth, the same size and to my account colour in each piece. It shows clearly through the effects the artist uses for each background, F something inseparable from our evolution, though perhaps not to our liking. It seems a locus, more defining of us than any map we create. Past this, a collection of photographs in black frames span the left wall. As a whole they would not seem out of place in the stairway of some dysfunctional family, but instead of staged smiles and grouped stances they offer something more personal. One young woman is repeatedly shown dirty and unfortunate, perhaps hurt or abused in some way. Another boasts an infatuation with a zebra patterned hat. Further along, a girl seemingly pukes pencil crayons, or attempts to eat a collection of them to no avail. Perhaps it’s a suggestion of art being forced down her throat, or maybe she is just learning that art cannot be eaten; in any case the images are engaging, saying more than the rest of the display. Eventually the collection may be no more personal than a modern families is, each character still projecting the image they want us to see. Along the back wall stretches an image of a wooden plank, though it still holds some resemblance to its previous form as a log. The sections of paper that compile the wide piece evidence its construction, much like the board it displays. Segments of the plank are outlined, flipped outside of the body and rotated 180 degrees. One can see how they would fit back in, but cannot decide why they were removed. In front of one atop the plank is an orange caterpillar. Pam Duynstee It seems impeded by An impressive display of photography takes up the entire length of a wall in Zavitz the external section, its Gallery usual passage blocked by this confusing artistic gesture. The window frame shows a cold, brisk one that is flowing and indirect. It question of “why?” is enhanced, outside, busy with blues and a feels naturally impulsive, perhaps and one might wonder if art isn’t wild conversation of colour. The a desired line for human life. It’s a here getting in the way of other commotion is threatening, but at truly remarkable work. functions. the same time stepping into such The remaining paintings all The entire right wall is a a world one might feel comfort in have something to offer, and display of abstract art, with being so surrounded. add to an exhibit that essentially beautiful colours and shapes that A small painting with a black hinges on the diversity of the sometimes amount to obvious background is the sort one can look work it offers. The opening for forms and other times only at for hours. The bright colourful last refuge will be Thursday April hint at them. A view through a lines of it suggest a direction, but 7 at 7pm. 2QWDULR(QHUJ\DQG3URSHUW\7D[&UHGLW 2QWDULR6DOHV7D[&UHGLW 2QWDULR6DOHV7D[7UDQVLWLRQ%HQHÀW 2 <RXFRXOGJHWPRQH\EDFN)LOH\RXUWD[HVDQGÀQGRXW This tax season you may be eligible for a number of credits and beneÀts. Visit ontario.ca/taxcredits to see a full list and learn more about qualifying. Or use the Tax Credit Calculator to Ànd out how much you might get back. And remember – the deadline to Àle your income tax return is April 30. ontario.ca/taxcredits Follow us on Twitter: @OntarioREV Paid for by the Government of Ontario 15 Apr. 7 - 13, 2011 .com Arts & Culture What are you reading? The Memory Keeper’s Daughter, Kim Edwards JIHEE (MARIE) PARK he Memory Keeper’s Daughter opens with a glimpse into the life of a newlywed couple with growing hopes and dreams. It is a story about learning to live in an imperfect world - an unfortunate tale of the limits of trust and of an exhaustive longing to fill an unexplainable emptiness of the heart. The plot follows David and Norah, a picturesque husband and wife in the 1960s, whose unexpected birth of a daughter with Down’s syndrome leaves the father with a choice that changes the course of their lives. David is a doctor, who delivers his wife’s healthy son – and to his surprise, another baby, a twin girl with Down’s syndrome. At the scene only he and a nurse, Caroline, are present, and with Norah unconscious from the delivery, his moral judgment is put to the test. Should he tell T the truth to his wife and live forever tied down by the burden of caring for a disabled child, or neatly tuck away their daughter’s existence and pronounce only the birth of their son? David’s decision changes everything. Caroline is ordered to take his daughter away and when Norah wakes she is greeted with their newborn son, Paul, and a husband with a tremendous secret to hide. But a mother’s heart is hard to fool, and instantly Norah knows something is amiss. She instinctively knows that something is not right, and as the plot reveals, will always be so for as long as the secret of her daughter is kept hidden. Ultimately, the tale ends in a tragic fallout between the couple. On the other hand, the novel also explores the surprising discovery of another individual’s purpose in life. Nurse Caroline cannot accept the abandonment of the daughter Pheobe, and decides to become her adopted mother. Through the hardships of raising a child with special needs as a single parent, she discovers that the true pleasures and values of life come from the relationships one establishes through genuine love and trust. This piece of fiction is remarkably applicable to the stresses that today’s world inflicts on people. Daily we are faced with choices that we must make in the moment, the effects of which potentially change the course of our lives. In a society that constantly pushes for improvement and perfection we are always under the pressure to choose more opportunistic options. But we often fail to see the full web of effects such decisions create, which in David’s case leads to the unhealing wound in his family relationships. This novel helps the reader explore the driving forces behind decision-making, the definition of one’s moral limits, and living through the consequences of our choices. Edwards gives us a stern warning that we all need to take a moment once in a while to reassess our ethical standards and understand just how much power we have in controlling the path of our lives through our choices. Courtesy Jukebox Vivian Girls, Share the Joy OLIVER DZUBA he difference between homage and outright copying is a precarious line that many bands walk. Maintaining originality while trying to replicate a sound is difficult, and few acts are able to do it right. Fortunately one recent album does this and for this reason among many others, it should not be missed. The most recent album by Vivian Girls, Share the Joy, was released digitally by the band, and is set to be released physically on April 11. Vivian Girls is an all female trio from Brooklyn that formed in 2007. Share the Joy is their third album in less than four years, and they show no sign of running out of energy anytime soon. Their latest effort has a cleaner, more polished sound T Courtesy than the previous releases, but still contains the raw powerful punk sound that made them noticeable in the first place. This release on the indie giant Polyvinyl Records is no doubt both Vivian Girls’ best release yet and one of the best of the year so far. This 60s girl band homage is so perfect that it would not feel out of place if released in that decade. That being said, Share the Joy is more than a replication of a former sound. Vivian Girls construct each song with catchy and aggressive guitar riffs, making for quite a distinct and memorable effect. The vocal harmony of all three members is also something special. The sound of three women singing together over well-written melodies and chords has never sounded so sweet. Songs like ‘I Heard You Say’ and especially ‘Take it as it Comes’ best display the near perfect vocal harmonization of the Vivian Girls. The lyrics aren’t bad either. While they pertain more so to the female crowd (as one might expect), they remain relatable for any listener. “No I don’t want to be like the other girls/ I don’t want to see the other girls/ I just want to spend my time in my mind” is a reclusive plea with a strong hint of misanthropy from opening song ‘The Other Girls’. Not all songs on Share the Joy are as gloomy as this, but this amount of introspection remains constant throughout the album. A departure from their signature lo-fi sound and step into a more refined album will make Vivian Girls more accessible to all music fans. Share the Joy is one of the most consistent albums of 2011 and easily deserves a 3.9/5 Teach English Overseas TESOL/TESL Teacher Training Certification Courses ŖIntensive 60-Hour Program ŖClassroom Management Techniques ŖDetailed Lesson Planning ŖESL Skills Development ŖComprehensive Teaching Materials ŖInteractive Teaching Practicum ŖInternationally Recognized Certificate ŖTeacher Placement Service ŖMoney Back Guarantee Included ŖThousands of Satisfied Students OXFORD SEMINARS 1-800-269-6719/416-924-3240 www.oxfordseminars.ca 16 Sports & Health Apr. 7 - 13, 2011 164.12 Rugby star breaks through to capture female athlete of the year Dominating campaign leads to surprising win JUSTIN DUNK n the Gryphon athletic scene running tends to dominate annually when the major Guelph athletic awards are handed out. “To be honest I was completely shocked to win. I was definitely expecting cross-country or track and field double sport athletes – individual athletes have a better opportunity to showcase themselves in sport,” said Jacey Murphy. The talented fourth-year Gryphon became the first women’s rugby player to win the Gryphon athletics female athlete of the year award since Maria Gallo won in 1999. “Considering the competition that she was up against it’s a pretty prestigious award. I was very happy for her to get it,” said women’s rugby head coach, Colette McAuley. “It shows that the nomination committee and the O selection committee respects her as an athlete and respects our sport, which is not always the case when [the athlete] comes from a team sport.” “It’s very difficult for them to see the value of one person for a team, whereas a lot of the individual sports they can see the accolades listed.” Murphy’s impressive individual numbers certainly helped to put her in a position to claim female athlete of the year honours. She notched an OUA best 17 tries -- good for 85 points ranking her second in the entire country in scoring -- in just five regular season contests. Murphy’s offensive numbers led to her being named the OUA and CIS player of the year. “Jacey [Murphy] was lucky enough to have the stats to back her up,” said McAuley. “She’s just a star. She likes to win, she’s competitive, she’ll [make] the defensive tackles whenever necessary, she’s just an allround player, she will do whatever POSTGRADUATE CERTIFICAT ES Financial Planning Global Business Management Human Resources Management International Development International Marketing Marketing Management Public Administration business.humber.ca job needs to be done.” As far as the ultimate team goal, the Gryphons fell just short of a CIS championship this past season and claimed a CIS bronze medal, the teams fourth straight CIS third place finish. “If we weren’t as successful as we were she would not even get looked at, which is unfortunate,” said McAuley. “Its definitely a lot different to stand out on a team sport [to the point] where you can be recognized [individually]. Team sport is all about the team and you may not win OUA gold or CIS gold, but it doesn’t mean that you’re any less of an athlete,” said Murphy. Winning such a prestigious award could help pave the way for more athletes involved in team sports to be recognized. “I’m just really happy with [the award]. I’m really honoured honestly, because there was four or five other really great female athletes that were up for the award,” said Murphy. “It really puts the profile of the rugby team up there and if you’re doing well then people are more inclined to watch and pay attention. And when you have a team that is as good as ours they help you stand Jamie MacDonald Fourth-year Gryphon, Jacey Murphy on the move during a 2010 OUA regular season rugby home game. out.” Murphy’s head coach has had a marked influence on her and is one of the reasons that she is not happy with her Gryphon career resume just yet. “All the coaches are really important,” said Murphy. “Colette has such drive and really instills that in us and I’m so focused, which is why I am coming back next year because all I can think about is how I want to win CIS gold. I’m a little sick of bronze.” Throwing it down with Dunk: Graduating Gryphon athletes JUSTIN DUNK ith the annual athletic banquet having been held on March 31 it led me to thinking about some of the great Gryphon careers, which have come to an end during the winter semester. Every individual career winds and weaves through its own unique path. Obviously, the headliner of the outgoing Gryphon athletes is Kyle Boorsma, the running star has done everything but run out his share of ink and attention during his time competing for Guelph. How about Kylen Van Osch’s remarkable story as a Gryphon, taking what was a last place women’s volleyball team when she set foot on campus, to the brink of winning an OUA title on their home court. Van Osch turned the Gryphon volleyball program into one of the elite in the OUA during her time with the team. Each Gryphon basketball team graduates two players. For the men sharp shooting Jonathan Moscatelli W and court general Michael Petrella will leave some big shoes to fill next year in the backcourt. The women’s team sees the departure of gutty forward Kara Muhlhausen and floor leader Alex Yallin. Although, some young players like Kayla Goodhoofd showed potential to step in and play big minutes next season. Some of the core players from the women’s hockey team move on after helping the Gryphons reach three straight OUA finals from 2009-11. Dayna Kanis, Jessica Zerafa and Carla D’Angelo were mainstays in the Guelph lineup during their fiveyear careers on the ice. Alex Magera is the only men’s hockey player lost to graduation. Magera was one of those glue guys, a grinder, who did whatever was asked of him in the best interest of the team. Rachel Cliff and Courtney Laurie, two Gryphon female distancerunning stars, have run to the end of their varsity eligibility. Both women were key parts of a few OUA and CIS championship teams in crosscountry and track and field. The biggest loss for the men’s volleyball team will be captain, Andrew Revie. He has been a consistent performer for the Gryphons during his career and was a part of the 2009-10 squad that just missed out on claiming an improbable OUA title. A couple of field athletes move on from the track and field team. Dustin McCrank who did everything in his time at Guelph including; winning a CIS weight-throw gold among other track and field medals, playing on the men’s rugby team, a linesmen in the OUA, OHL and OHA, while finding time to fit in a job as coordinator of Gryphon intramurals, camps and community programs to boot. And lastly a story that truly shows the different paths varsity athletes take to post secondary stardom. Guyson Kuruneri wasn’t even planning on attending university and he had not done a whole lot in his athletic career in high school. The late and former Gryphon jump coach, Zoltan Tenke noticed the potential in Kuruneri and pulled him aside to talk him into improving his grades so he could attend the University of Guelph and compete with the Guelph track and field team. Kuruneri finished up his fifth-year with a CIS silver medal in the long jump event and was named to his first All-Canadian team. 17 Apr. 7 - 13, 2011 .com Sports & Health Running star adds more hardware to his resume JUSTIN DUNK any moons ago, a young prospective star aligned with his guiding light. Almost a decade later Kyle Boorsma’s star just might be the brightest of any varsity athlete to ever compete for the University of Guelph. Like many Canadian boys growing up, Boorsma dreamed of representing his country on frozen ice. “I really wanted to represent Canada as a hockey player. I’d be really excited watching the world juniors and that was always a dream for me,” said Boorsma. “I didn’t really know about anything like world juniors or world youth competitions like that for [running], so that never even crossed my mind.” Gryphon cross-country and track and field head coach Dave Scott-Thomas heard about a goodlooking athlete in 2002 through Guelph’s Centennial High School running coach, Joel Bard. “I watched him run in grade nine and it was obvious he had some skill,” said Scott-Thomas. “My approach was not to pressure him too much, I think young athletes need to find their passion not be co-opted into it.” A young Boorsma was not getting the desired results on the ice and he quit hockey after his grade 10 high school year to focus on running competitively at the highest-level possible. “By the end of grade 10 he came in and said, ‘I don’t think I’m going to go that far as a hockey player, I’m not that big a guy.’ Grade 11 we progressed him towards M making the world youth team,” said Scott-Thomas. “It was just natural that I transferred that dream of competing for Canada over to [running] because I saw a realistic opportunity to accomplish that,” said Boorsma. “[He] won a couple of OFSAA championships and by that point it was clear this was a thing he was going to pursue full on,” said Scott-Thomas. The relationship between coach and athlete has grown very strong over the years as Boorsma and Scott-Thomas work together as coach and athlete with the Speed River Track and Field Club in Guelph. “Clubs mean different things in different sports. For us club means high-end,” said Scott-Thomas, who is the director and head coach of the club. By the time Boorsma was going through his senior year in high school he had developed into an elite running prospect sought after by many university coaches. “We went through the whole recruiting process together,” said Scott-Thomas. “I said ‘You need to know my loyalty is to you first as a person, if it makes sense to leave town than it does.’” Obviously Scott-Thomas wanted to add the talent to his University of Guelph running teams. Boorsma told Scott-Thomas in February of his high school graduating year he would continue his running and academic career at Guelph. “I remember going on a little trot down by the river after he committed here in the spring “We just looked at each other and said, ‘we’re going to win a lot of titles together’.” – Dave Scott-Thomas and we just looked at each other and said, ‘We’re going to win a lot of titles together’,” said ScottThomas. The pair knew they were destined for success and it led to Boorsma being a part of seven national championship teams and claiming numerous individual OUA and CIS gold medals and All-Canadian accolades, during his collegiate career. On Thursday, March 31, Boorsma, the reigning male athlete of the year picked up the award again for the third straight year, capping off his illustrious time as a Gryphon. “It’s all about having the confidence to go out there and not be afraid to mess up,” said Boorsma. “If I were to go out there and be worried about maybe I won’t win athlete of the year or I won’t win that back-to-back CI title, then you’re going to set yourself up for failure. “He’s a hard core Gryphon through and through. He has always been fully committed to being the best athlete and team player he can be here,” said ScottThomas. “Exceptional athletes raise the calibre of the whole team around them and he’s done that.” Boorsma certainly leaves the cross-country and track programs in better shape then when he arrived on campus, but his running Jamie MacDonald One of the great Gryphon graduates, Kyle Boorsma in action during a 2010 OUA cross-country race. endeavours will continue. “We’ve been working together coming up on a decade now and he’s not done yet,” said ScottThomas. “I’m going to be staying in Guelph to train with arguably the best athletes in the country with the Speed River Track club,” said Boorsma. “Hopefully I can punch through and get to a new level and qualify for the Olympics. I am going to take a shot at qualifying for either the 1500 or 5000.” Living the pure life: Alternative sources of protein for all the veggies out there LEIGH MCSWAN, BSC., CNP eing vegetarian nowadays is somewhat of a loose term. Growing up, I always imagined a vegetarian as someone who didn’t eat any type of red meat, poultry or fish. Now what I am commonly seeing in practice is a self-defined term of vegetarianism. One client has even told me that she considers herself vegetarian even though she eats chicken almost daily. I’ve learned a lot about different types of vegetarians, from pescavegetarians (those who exclude all meat and poultry but eat fish), to lacto-ovo vegetarians (who exclude meat, poultry, fish but do consume eggs and other animal B products like milk and cheese) and vegans (those who exclude all animal based products 100 per cent). While vegetarianism isn’t a new or necessarily strongly growing trend in the modern Western world, we are seeing an uprising in people who are reducing the amount of meat they are consuming on a daily and weekly basis- these guys are known as “Flexitarians”- going through phases of vegetarianism and meat eating. What I always get asked by both clients who are vegetarians and those considering reducing meat once a week, a rising trend, put out by the good people of the Vegetarian Association, ‘Meatless Monday,’ is the concern over protein intake. Getting enough protein into a vegetarian lifestyle is very important; it helps develop muscle, supports a strong immune system, heals and repairs tissue and maintains proper hormone balance. So let’s look at some of the big names when it comes to high protein content. Consider a protein shake. One of my favourite food items is a smoothie or shake of some form. You can cram a whole bunch of healthy food into one small glass, travel with it and get an instant energy boost. I think smoothies are great for people who are rushed first thing in the morning or people who have a hard time getting enough nutrients by consuming foods in whole form. A protein powder is something that can easily be added to a smoothie. As a vegetarian option, look for one that contains more than one source of protein, such as hemp protein plus rice protein, this ensures a full amino acid (amino acids make up protein) profile is being ingested, which means you’re getting a complete protein. Ones I love are Vega Sport and Sun Warrior - one scoop gives you 20 grams of protein. Load up on hummus. Hummus is a fantastic source of protein because it is made from chickpeas and sesame seed butter (called tahini). It’s extremely filling but also very energizing. You can easily make your own, or pick it up in the grocery storemost store brands are quite clean, without fillers, another reason to appreciate hummus. One cup of hummus leaves you with close to 20 grams of protein. Dip your veggies, crackers or pita bread into your hummus and get even more protein per serving. Try some tempeh. Tempeh is extremely easy to prepare, very versatile, and is a staple item in Indonesian cooking. It is a fermented food, made from soybeans, but other grains are added based on the variation you pick out- I like Kasha (toasted buckwheat) tempeh best because I find it cooks very well. One serving of tempeh, about four ounces gives you 15 grams of protein. And finally, one of my favourite pseudo-grains, which just happens to be the grain with the highest amount of protein per serving is quinoa. Quinoa is an ancient grain that is also extremely versatile. You can have it as a breakfast cereal or as a substitute for rice, pasta or potatoes. It’s easily digested and readily used by the body. One cup of cooked quinoa gives you nine grams of protein. 18 Sports & Health Apr. 7 - 13, 2011 164.12 Are you aware? Autism Awareness on the University of Guelph Campus ANDREA LAMARRE utism is one of the most commonly diagnosed developmental disabilities in Canada, with about one in 165 individuals on the autism spectrum. On April 2, World Autism Awareness Day sought to raise awareness in the general public about the A diagnosis, which affects up to 70 000 people in Ontario alone. While most individuals with autism have difficulties with communication and social skills, there is not one prototypical presentation of the disorder. The autism spectrum encompasses a wide variety of disorders, and individuals on the spectrum exhibit unique symptoms and face unique struggles. But why is it important for University of Guelph students to be autism aware? “Aspergers is still considered part of the autism spectrum disorders and we do support a few students that have Aspergers that are at university,” said Melissa Beacom, an advisor at the Centre for Students with Disabilities (CSD). The CSD provides services for students with a variety of disabilities on campus, including providing various accommodations such as extra time for note taking, assignments and exams and meetings with an advisor. “We’ve tried to make [our campus] an accepting place. What we’ve been hearing from a lot of students coming from high school is that they come to Guelph for the small campus and that they’ve heard it’s quite welcoming,” said Beacom. “I think that most students find that it’s a pretty good place, though some students still have their struggles.” While students on the autism spectrum may have struggles with such things as organization of time and expressing themselves in different ways than other students, some aspects of the diagnosis can positively impact their higher education. “A lot of students excel and are able to go beyond what most students can do within their courses in which they have the capacity,” said Beacom. “They may approach the world in a different way, which is sometimes of great value in their courses. They might solve a problem in a different way, or because they see the world in a different way they may introduce a new element that people hadn’t thought of.” The importance of autism awareness on campus and in the community at large is underlined by the fact that autism is often Courtesy not as obvious as one might think. “It is important to be aware of autism so we have a better understanding of what it means to be autistic and so we can support those with autism better. Autism is more of a silent struggle, so being more knowledgeable of what autism means is more of an effort,” explained Sionaid Eggett, a fourth-year Family, Child and Youth Studies major who works with young adults with special needs. It can be difficult for individuals with autism to access university level education due to a lack of programming for those who require more support. Some colleges and universities have begun to offer programs after high school to enable further learning opportunities for these potential students. “[This involves] taking learning a step further so that they might be able to get jobs working alongside an ECE. As well, typical students who attend these colleges … get actual experience with someone with special needs because they will have some classes with them,” described Eggett. While the University of Guelph does not as yet offer this program, Beacom explained, “if somebody comes and they want to do courses, we will support them to the best of our ability.” Both Beacom and Eggett stressed that to be aware of autism is to be aware that we all have our own unique strengths and struggles, and those with autism are not any different in that respect. 19 Apr. 7 - 13, 2011 .com Life The movies that terrified us as children Whether you snuck a peek while your parents weren’t home or your babysitter made you sit through it because he or she thought it would be amusing, as children we have all been exposed to some pretty terrifying films. It is like a rite of passage for all children, something you yourself probably boasted about to your friends on the playground…until it was bedtime and all the lights were off in the house and you had the covers pulled up to your chin, and you were listening to every creak, groan and sigh of the house, every brush of a tree branch against the your bedroom window, every sound that might be something else’s breathing, while you were holding your own breath without even realizing it and waiting for the vampire or boogey-man or monster to come barreling out of your closet or up from under your bed. Horror movies, no matter how corny or lame some of them seem to adults, can have a powerful effect on children. This week Ontarion staffers are going to share our stories with you about the movies that haunted us as children, and secretly still haunt us at night when the lights are out. The Exorcist Rachel Scapillati Editor) (Associate That face, I’ll never forget it. It had white skin, like parchment with teeth bared, yellow and decaying. The horrifying thing about that face were the red eyes, a stare into whatever hell must be like. I was six years old when I first watched The Exorcist. At that time, the scariest thing I had seen in a movie was the witch in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. This demonic face in The Exorcist, only seen for seconds during the film, made that witch seem as threatening as Gizmo from Gremlins. And then, of course, there was Regan. For those of you living under a rock, Regan is the little girl that becomes possessed by a demon. She transforms from an innocent child into a monster. Although now as a young adult, the voluminous profanity she utters in the film is humourous, there was nothing laughable about it when I was six. In the scene when her head does a 360-degree turn, I screamed and begged my babysitter to turn it off. I could not get a good night’s sleep for months after that. Pinocchio Josh Doyle (Arts and Culture Editor) I always thought Pinocchio was a little off and not that 1990s horror remake, but the Disney original. For most of the film a young wooden boy skips about, followed by a cheeky little cricket who rocks a flying umbrella. Pretty chill right? Nice images of Italian towns just fill my eyes with wonder. Then out of nowhere he gets kidnapped, thrown into a cage, pursued by terrifying men with bad intentions and violently turned into a donkey. What the hell happened? The tavern scene of this movie terrified me as a kid, but I didn’t realize why until I got older. After sharing a laugh over the young boy for his stupidity, a pair of scheming men hatch a plan to kidnap hoards of other boys and take them to “Pleasure Island.” Any thoughts of getting caught by the police are pushed aside by the coachman’s promise that the boys never return… “AS BOYS!” As he says this, his face stretches out, lighting up with red passion and even now I can feel my pants soaking with pee-pee. Pleasure Island? Won’t return as boys? If their isn’t something sexually wrong with this whole premise, then I’m the one who’s in need of a second look. Any curiosities can be resolved by looking up the “Pinocchio Tavern Scene” on youtube. The Witches Megan Verhey Graphics Editor) (Photo and A witch convention, melting rats and Angelica Huston: how is that not terrifying for an eight year old? The Witches was released in 1990, and is based on a book written by author (and my childhood hero) Roald Dahl. If I remember correctly, it was the visual aspects of the film that horrified me the most. I couldn’t go to sleep at night without imagining the Grand High Witch emerging from my closet with her scaly bald head, liquefied facial features, and gnarly square feet coming straight for me. I think the part that did me in was when all the ugly witches melted into even uglier rats at the end of the film. The worst part is, my sister and I would dare each other to see who could last longer without covering their eyes. I always lost. I trusted you Roald Dahl… I trusted you. Jaws Chris Hamelin Manager) my life? My phobia of sharks was so unfounded and illogical that when I was 10 years old, I would swim faster through the deep end of the YMCA pool with the ominous soundtrack playing on loop in my head. And when I was 12, I actually declined a family trip to Universal Studios just because of the ride! Even 20 years later, knowing full well that sharks are not bloodthirsty mindless killers, I still find myself overcome with fear of man-eating sharks. Recently, while snorkeling in the ocean on vacation, I kept looking around for a great-white shark, half expecting to see a large shadow moving towards me. I was eventually able to relax and enjoy myself by pretending I was a character from yet another movie that made a lasting impression on me in childhood. The echo of an exhale into a snorkel sounds remarkably like Darth Vader’s respiratory apparatus. And we all know Darth Vader ain’t afraid of sharks! Lake Placid Sasha Odesse (Copy Editor) While other kids had monsters in their closets, I was concerned that at any moment I might see the toothy snout of the giant crocodile from the 1999 film, Lake Placid, poking through my doorframe, sniffing me out and then snatching me alive from my bed, having already eaten my parents down the hall. I owe my childhood nightmares to my friend’s brother who thought it would be funny to make us watch the movie with him. Somehow I managed to fall asleep that night, but I was awakened to my horror by the crocodile snacking on my foot! As I screamed bloody murder, my best friend’s cat angrily climbed out of my sleeping bag having crept in while I was asleep. Even though the croc turned out to be nothing more than a fuzzy curious cat, I would be haunted for months by the thought of being eaten alive in my bed and by the image of the old woman who could pass as my grandmother, leading a blindfolded cow to the water’s edge where the hungry reptile eagerly awaited a meal. Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland Nicole Elsasser (Editor in Chief ) (Advertising When I was about four years old I watched the movie Jaws. Who could have known that the next 124 minutes would have a damaging and lasting affect on My contribution to this list is a bit of an anomaly. Rather than living in fear after watching a scary movie made for grown-ups, the movie that rocked my world fearwise was 100 per cent intended for children. Little Nemo: Adventures Megan Verhey in Slumberland may have been a whimsical animated feature about a young boy’s wild adventure but that doesn’t change the fact that it is seriously effed up. Basically it’s the story of a boy named Nemo with virtually no grasp on reality who gets sucked into his idealistic fantasy world, meets a nice princess and a pretty good king who treats him really well and then at the urging of a sleazy clown, Nemo accidentally releases the bowels of hell into the utopian kingdom. What follows is a pretty horrifying journey into hell for the rest of the movie. As an adult, I can appreciate the movie for all of its quirkiness and elements of surrealism but as a kid I was straight-up terrified. 20 Life Apr. 7 - 13, 2011 164.12 Weekly drink: A guide to the most popular types of wine RACHEL SCAPILLATI t creates an atmosphere of sophistication and elegance. With that glass in your hand, you are immediately transported from the land of amateur into the land of respect, even if you are a novice. The grandeur that comes with sipping from a glass of wine is something uniquely adult. Although you may have the look down pat, it might be useful to know some basic facts about the drink itself to help you keep up with the wine snobs. There is a whole culture that comes with the world of wine, but to keep things simple let’s focus on the basics. Perhaps the most threatening substance to white tablecloths, I red wine is one of the world’s most popular alcoholic beverages. It is often more bitter than white wine, but once the taste is acquired it’s both smooth and rich in flavour. Merlot, most commonly produced by France and California, is one of the sweeter red wines with higher sugar content than Cabernet. It’s dark and rich, a good choice to drink with dinner. White wines are typically a better choice for newcomers to wine. It usually offers a less bitter, sweeter blend of flavours, but not always. Chardonnay, the most popular of the white wines, can be found anywhere from France, England, New Zealand, the United States and Canada. This wine is very drinkable as it offers a neutral flavour compared to many other wines. Often labeled almost too sweet to drink more than a small glass of is ice wine. Ice wine comes in both red and white. Oddly, the white is typically less sweet than red, and the easier of the two to consume. In the Niagara region of Canada, lays our very own wine belt stretching between Niagara Falls and Niagara-on-the-Lake. Popular brand names, such as Inniskillin and Jackson Triggs, are offered here and within this wine belt is ice wine. The weather conditions in southern Ontario’s winter are perfect for the production of ice wine, allowing the grapes to freeze and concentrate the sugars within. Love, Laura: The Friend Zone LAURA SCHEP ’ve often heard people say that it’s best to be friends with someone before you start dating them; it seems to be a common belief that a friendship preceding a romantic relationship will make for better communication and understanding between both parties involved and a longerlasting relationship overall. This I certainly seems to hold true for some couples, but an initial friendship is not a requirement for a lasting and positive dating experience, and if two people are attracted to each other and romantically interested in each other, I don’t see the point in forcing a friendship before dating. In fact, if you’re feigning feelings of friendship with someone who you really only wish to be dating, in hopes that their platonic feelings towards you will eventually morph into something more, this could result in a very complicated situation…and although it is possible it may work out in your favour, you also risk being very disappointed in the end. This leads me to the topic of my final Love, Laura column. I’ve decided to write about the peculiar place I like to call “The Friend Zone.” That place you sometimes wish was more clearly outlined so that people you consider to be your good friends wouldn`t flirt with you, or make you feel like you can`t talk to them about a new crush of yours. Conversely, for some of us, The Friend Zone may be a place we’ve grown to severely dislike and feel restricted by because we indeed have developed feelings for someone we’re friends with, yet feel that we’re permanently branded “just a friend” by them, with no potential of ever becoming more. I think all of us have been in either, or perhaps both, of these situations before. You’ve perhaps caught yourself developing serious feelings for someone you used to just see as a good friend, and don’t know what to do about it. On the other hand, perhaps you`ve noticed recently that a good friend acts differently towards you than he or she Courtesy did in the past, and appears disappointed when you tell him or her about someone new you are romantically interested in. If both people in a friendship begin to mutually develop romantic feelings for each other, that’s actually pretty great, so if that’s you, congratulations! But if you have developed feelings for your good friend, who clearly has feelings for someone else, than you have my sympathies. Likewise, it can be quite unpleasant to discover that someone whose friendship you really value and appreciate has in fact been scheming a gradual encroachment past the boundaries of The Friend Zone the entire time you’ve known them. This can be very awkward and has the potential to change a friendship profoundly, or perhaps end it altogether. The most important thing to remember here, whatever your situation may be, is to be honest to yourself and to your friend. If you respect someone as a friend, and you know they are trying to win your affections but that you simply don’t feel the same way about them, let them know this in a respectful and gentle way. On the other hand, if you think you`ve developed feelings for a good friend, you have a couple of options. You can try to wait it out and see if you’ve misinterpreted the way you feel about this person or if your feelings subside. Or if you’re confident in the way you feel, and if you`re bold enough to take a chance and make your feelings known, to see whether your friend feels the same way about you, then go for it- but you need to be prepared for the possible outcome that they simply want to keep you in The Friend Zone. Thanks for reading. Love, Laura 21 Apr. 7 - 13, 2011 .com Opinion The opinions expressed herein do not refelect the opinions of The Ontarion Loose cannon: Harper gives public the media cold-shoulder GREG BENETEAU e called it the black box. When I worked at The Ontarion, the student newspaper at the University of Guelph, my fellow editors and I were fortunate enough to cover a local visit by Prime Minister Stephen Harper. Stephen Dion had recently been elected leader of the federal Liberal Party, giving a fiery speech at the leadership convention that included the profoundly unwise declaration: “Let’s get ready for an election!” Harper countered with an electioneering streak of his own, combing Liberal-held ridings to mock Dion for telling his party to abstain from voting on confidence motions. But even at his most brave, the Harper’s was fiercely controlling of his public appearances. Guests who wanted to attend pep rally the PM’s pep rally had to submit their names and contact information in advance for approval. Many independent journalists were turned down, as were most students. No reasons were given. Reporters who made it inside the convention centre where Harper gave his 15-minute pep talk didn’t fare much better. Forbidden from asking questions, we were herded to the back of the room on a small, W elevated stage that that Ontarion editor-in-chief at the time referred to as “the black box.” The closest we ever got to the PM was when our news editor, Erin Sue, sneaked into the guest lineup to have her picture taken with him after the show. And believe me, it was a show, from beginning to end. Nothing was left to chance, not even the guest list. I think ordinary Canadians are finally beginning to feel the cold shoulder that the Conservatives give journalists every day. The media has also been closely following the story of a Western student who claimed she was asked to leave a Harper rally because she had ties to the Liberal party - more specifically, her Facebook profile had a picture of her with Liberal Leader Michael Ignatieff, from a rally she attended last week. It wasn’t an isolated incident. On Monday, U of G students who staged a “vote mob” to encourage youth voter turnout were barred from attending a Harper rally in town, despite having pre-registered. And in Halifax, N.S., two veterans’ advocates were denied access by Conservative staffers to a campaign event. But what about the stories that don’t make it into newspapers, because the newspapers themselves are the targets? You don’t need to search very hard in the news media to find hardworking men and women whose Access to Information requests were denied Weekly dog: Toby Megan Verhey Toby is like... um... six or seven or something. He doesn’t like more than three people on the whole planet earth but you should like him anyways. He has a love/hate relationship with bathing. or delayed for months, even years, under dubious circumstances. I could count on one hand the number of times I’ve been able to interview sitting Conservative MPs. And those encounters were invariably a waste of time, since they never said anything that I couldn’t have gathered from a press release. Harper has tried to brush off criticism of his campaign bubble by saying he wasn’t responsible for the screening process. He even suggested that the problems lay with over-attendance, and not the fact that his rally crowds are handpicked. If it’s true, it would be a remarkably hands-off approach for the Harper to take. From controlling individual MPs’ responses to media inquiries from the Prime Minister’s Office to refusing to take more than five questions per day from reporters and just a quick note: one of those questions can’t be “Why won’t you take more questions?” - the party leader who once campaigned on a platform of openness and transparency has a history of keeping things on a tight leash. If there’s any upside to this appalling lack of communication between an elected government and the public, it’s that Harper’s dislike of spontaneity and on-the-spot thinking is an albatross that will continue to hang around his neck, and may even cost him his coveted majority. It may prove to Harper’s benefit to protect his weak spots from the news media, but during an election, swing voters will be turned off at being turned away. I just hope that after the polls close, people will also care about the ongoing struggle faced by journalists trying to get their foot in the door. Letters to the Editor This past week my Facebook newsfeed has been very active with posts about the Rick Mercer Rant on voting, a vote mob and its accolades and a surprise party for Harper. These are all encouraging youth to vote. But will they? Historically students have an incredibly low turnout to the polling stations whether it is a municipal, provincial or federal election. Students say they are upset with issues like the erosion of our environment or increasing tuition, yet only a few students chose to have a say in their government. But the issue runs much deeper. Time and time again The CSA fails to reach quorum at its AGM. This year the CSA Election barley made quorum. The implication is, despite the rhetoric, that students don’t actually care how their student fees are being spent or whom they are being spent on. So will they care about the leadership of our country? Last year students voted in a referendum to de-federate from CFS. That referendum yielded the highest undergraduate voter turnout in Guelph history.Almost 40 per cent of students cast a ballot. Concordia and UVIC recently participated in the same referendum. Concordia had an overwhelming turnout and UVIC set a record of its own with a 31 per cent voting. Imagine if we could have that kind of a youth turnout in a Federal election… We would have an astounding impact on the results. Knowing that this level of voter turnout is possible provides hope. But how do we stimulate such commitment and engagement? I am not saying Elections Canada should go to the same lengths as CFS to encourage participation, but by becoming active and using our voice we just may ignite the passion inherently within students to care about their country and invoke their democratic right. If you care…get involved. If you care… get others involved. If you care ...ensure students vote to make a difference. Gavin Armstrong In movies and television, fraternities are portrayed as animal houses where alcoholism, promiscuity and hazing are glamorized. Because of this inaccurate portrayal, groups such as the Guelph chapter of Delta Upsilon have suffered severe discrimination. During the homecoming game at the University of Guelph last year, members were forced to leave by campus police for having displayed a banner which read “Building Better Men,” which was intended to aid in their recruitment process. The university claimed that no outside advertising was allowed and has on several occasions refused Delta Upsilon club status. The fraternity promotes positive characteristics, pledging to be scholars, athletes and gentlemen. The group is absolutely anti-hazing, and their principles, bylaws and ceremonies are completely public. Members of Delta Upsilon regularly volunteer in the school’s “Trick or Eat,” and also participated in a Date Auction to raise money to support an exchange student from Nicaragua. The group was also forced to cancel its seventh annual Polar Bear Dip when CB Richard Eliss demanded $2600 for the rights to use the land. In the past, this event has raised a total of $12 000 for the Heart and Stroke Foundation. The Delta Upsilon Fraternity invites anyone who would like to learn more about the organization to visit their website, www.duguelph.com. Nick Longo On Monday, I attempted to join Stephen Harper on the campaign trail at an event in Guelph for which I pre-registered. As an informed young voter motivated by a growing movement of democratically continued on 22 SOME PLACE SAFE SELF - STORAGE STUDENT SPECIAL 10% DISCOUNT Trusted Since 1986 s3AFEANDSECUREINDOORSTORAGE sHOURSECURITYANDVIDEOSURVEILLANCE s#ONTROLLEDACCESSDAYSAWEEK s7IDERANGEOFSTORAGEUNITSIZES s&REEUSEOFCARTSANDFURNITUREDOLLIES s0ERSONALPROPERTYINSURANCECOVERAGE s5(!5,4RUCK2ENTALS ALSO AVAILABLE s"OXESANDMOVINGSUPPLIES s0RIVATEMAILBOXRENTALS s$OCUMENTSHREDDING www.someplacesafe.ca info@someplacesafe.ca 519-822-2810 199 Victoria Road South Guelph, Ontario NIE 6T9 *CONTACT US FOR DETAILS 22 Apr. 7 - 13, 2011 Editorial 164.12 The Ontarion Inc. University Centre Room 264 University of Guelph N1G 2W1 The merit in expressing frustration I t was a scene that has our national media, celebrities and Canadians nation-wide still buzzing about. Hundreds of U of G students staged a vote mob on Monday April 4 to surprise Stephen Harper during his visit to Guelph. Students danced, sang and crept from the U of G to just outside the Delta Hotel where they united in shouting one message many times over: “We will vote!” Dissuading voter apathy was at the heart of the event. The vote mob was designed in order to produce a video to encourage youth across Canada to go to the polls on May 2. Recently, Canadian television personality Rick Mercer ranted about low youth voter turnout, emphasizing how different election outcomes would be if politicians actually expected the over three million youth to cast their votes. Organizers behind the vote mob took Rick’s rant seriously. We do too. We commend the vote mob for getting hundreds of students out there to share a message. Apathy is a crippling problem in Canada that has, for some time, seemed to be in a state of near paralysis, with no readily available remedy to effectively shake the trend of political disinterest amongst youth. In the 2008 federal election, 37 per cent of youth voted, leaving 1.8 million votes that could have been casted. It has been said over and over that if youth voted, it would change politics in this country forever. We thank vote mobsters for spreading this message in a prolific and positive manner. Indeed, it seems to have rocketed across the media. The vote mob was strictly nonpartisan and promoted a purely positive statement. Signs were prohibited, as the purpose of the event was not to be seen as a protest in any way. In doing so, the vote mob was meant to grab onto as many students as possible, leaving no one isolated for their particular political viewpoints. This is where we come away from the event with some apprehension. While we fully understand the nature of the event and do not suggest it should have been a protest, we worry about the way in which it enforced stereotypes about those who do decide to protest directly against government policy. Organizers on the Facebook page for the event provided some Letters to the Editor engaged students, I was eager to hear about the Conservatives’ platform from the leader himself. I was turned away at the door. The registration clerk told me that my ‘name was screened by the RCMP.’ I believe it was screened by Tory staffers. The Conservatives’ contempt for Canadians is clearer with each passing day. While Mr. Harper offered me a cold shoulder, my colleagues at Guelph met with Liberal candidate Frank Valeriote and had an open conversation about issues that matter to Canadians. I know who will get my vote on May 2nd. Jonathan McGillivray student, University of Guelph I think I just accidentally attended a pro-Harper rally... Well, I’m just getting back from the “SURPRISE PARTY for Stephen Harper,” which was an impressively large group of students marching to the Delta hotel, where our PM was arriving today, in order to demonstrate that students will be voting in the upcoming election. I should say off the bat that I think it is amazing when people organize and show support for what they believe in. It should happen more often, and in that regard, this event was a success. Upon arrival though, I felt a little instructions ahead of time.“We have learned that this purely positive, clever way of making a statement is MUCH more effective than alternative means…As such, don’t bring signs (they are not permitted) and don’t bring any animosity. We will also not be chanting, because it’s annoying and doesn’t fit the theme…” wrote a co-organizer of the vote mob. The event definitely succeeded in remaining positive and managed to get its main message across very accurately. But we want to emphasize that protesting, although depicted negatively in the media, is a democratic right that should be celebrated with the same vigor that characterized the vote mob attendees. It shouldn’t be written off as annoying. There seems to be a real push amongst students to be nonpartisan. The logic is sensible. Our political candidates basically govern by maliciously attacking one another until they manage to change people’s minds about a given policy or topic. Who wants to be part of this toxic political culture? Not any one of us. But let’s keep in sight the need for the public to be able to openly criticize our government, without being seen as too “negative” or “angry,” words used to deter students from hauling along signs to the vote mob event. With the Harper government, there is whole slew of issues to be angry about, and we hope that youth can feel safe in openly expressing such sentiments in a peaceful, collaborative way. Just after the vote mob, Izzy Hirji, a University of Guelph student and vote mob attendee, who was registered for the Harper rally, had his admittance sticker forcibly removed without any explanation. He’s since made headlines that have pointed to a pattern in which Harper rallies are consistently excluding youth for reasons such as their loose affiliations with environmental groups, or as in Hirji’s case, for which no reason was given. The positivity and non-partisan aspects of the vote mob proved to be effective. It brought an important message to the forefront of the media and will hopefully influence students to vote. But Hirji’s experience is just one more action that the Harper government should be outwardly condemned for. So do not be afraid to protest in response. It’s absolutely called for. (continued from 21) like I was attending a pro-Harper rally. Everyone was dressed in red and white, waving flags, singing the national anthem and cheering. (This is possibly due to the instructions on the facebook event page to “let your patriotism shine!”) I am all for positive approaches to things, and I agree with the organizers that at times, this is a much more constructive approach to take. That being said, I think you can manage to take a positive approach and still get a message across. At this event, I think the message was lost and that, to those arriving at the Delta, to the cars driving by and to Steve, this looked more like a rally of support than anything else. I’d say what was missing was simply acknowledging that a protest was taking place. The organizers were very adamant that this was “not a protest in any way,” which kind of mystified me. From what I gather, they chose the not-a-protest presentation because they wanted the event to be non-partisan and because they felt that they were demonstrating for a right we already have – to vote. At the same time, if a group of students are gathering en masse to say that their interests aren’t being adequately represented in Canadian politics, I’d call that a protest. It can be a peaceful protest, and that’s fine, but the avoidance of that language seemed strange and unnecessary. What was more problematic was that signs were “not permitted,” and that upon meeting at the cannon, the organizers presented a contingency plan in the event that anyone did actually ‘protest,’ which was to socially ostracize them. At a political event in a democratic state, it seemed incredibly out of place to stifle anyone’s desired way to express their opinion. Anyway, good on you for getting together and being a presence at Harper’s arrival. In the future, I hope we can strive to deliver a positive message that also leaves room for criticism and discontent – one that doesn’t leave me feeling like I’ve been duped by the Campus Conservatives. Laura Simon After participating in a massive ‘vote mob’ (flash mob) to welcome Stephen Harper to Guelph with the message that we, as students, are here to vote – a handful of us went to listen to the event. As registered attendees, we signed in and got our stickers only to be escorted to the exit. My entry sticker was rudely torn off my chest and the Conservative organizer told the two of us to get out ‘You’ve been identified by the officers - this is a private event’. We were not welcome here. Why? Because we were students, not dressed in suits? Because we participated in a democratic exercise to get out the student vote – in a positive and non-partisan, non-protesting manner? Yes. By peacefully trying to get informed we were turned away, thank you government. I am infuriated, shocked and appalled and the CPC just lost MANY supporters. Izzy Hirji ontarion@uoguelph.ca Phone: 519-824-4120 General: x58265 Editorial: x58250 Advertising: x58267 Accounts: x53534 Fax: 519-824-7838 Editorial Staff: Editor-in-chief Nicole Elsasser News Editor Kelsey Rideout Arts & Culture Editor Josh Doyle Sports & Health Editor Justin Dunk Copy Editor Sasha Odesse Associate Editor Rachel Scapillati Production Staff: Photo & graphics editor Megan Verhey Ad designer Anne Tabata Layout Director Alison Tibbles H_Û\^LmZ__3 Business manager Lorrie Taylor H_Û\^fZgZ`^k Monique Vischschraper Ad manager Chris Hamelin Board of Directors President David Evans Treasurer Curtis Van Laecke Chairperson Marshal McLernon Secretary Andrew Goloida Directors Antik Dey Ada Gunsar Lisa Kellenberger Lisa McLean James Napier Contributors Letters to the Editor Deadline for letters: Mondays @ 2PM The Ontarion reserves the right to edit or refuse all letters deemed sexist, racist, homophobic, able-ist, advertorial, libelous or otherwise oppressive or unfit for publication as determined by the Editor in Chief. 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(2) 44- Mother of Ares 46- Flat taker 47- Curdled milk 49- Heavy footwear 50- Hew 51- Mata ___ 52- “Rule Britannia” composer 53- Ill temper 55- Cheerio! 56- Yeah, right! (2) 57- Harp relative 59- Crackpot 60- Airline to Oslo Community Listings Thursday April 7 University of Guelph Jazz Ensemble. Conductor Ted Warren. 8pm at Manhattans Pizza Bistro and Jazz Club, 951 Gordon Street. $2 cover charge at the door. www. uoguelph.ca/sofam/events Zavitz Gallery Exhibit: Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. Featuring diverse work by three artists: print by Midori Fullerton, the photography of Maliha Qureshi and painting by Jen Weber. Opening Reception Today at 7pm. Exhibit runs: April 4 – 8. www.guelphspokenword.com Thursday at Noon Concert Series. Student Soloists Day Features our talented Applied Music students. Concerts start at 12:10PM. MacKinnon Room 107 (Goldschmidt Room). Admission FREE – donations gratefully appreciated. Everyone Welcome! Info: www.uoguelph.ca/sofam Friday April 8 Guelph Youth Singers Choir III ‘United in Song’with Special Guests - Edmonton Children’s Choir. Benefit concert for The Stephen Lewis Foundation Grandmothers to Grandmothers Campaign. 7pm at Harcourt United Church, 87 Dean Ave. Info 519-821-8574 or www.guelphyouthsingers.om Spring Swap: A Clothing Exchange. Bring your swap-able clothes, or contact karynboscariol@gmail.com for a pick-up in advance. 10am1pm at Norfolk St. United Church (75 Norfolk Street). Admission: $5 with a bag of clothing, $10 without. Proceeds support sustainability education and yoga in schools. Saturday April 9 University of Guelph Contemporary Music Ensemble. Conductor Joe Sorbara. Macdonald Stewart Art Centre. 358 Gordon Street. 2pm, $5 at the door. www. uoguelph.ca/sofam/events Improve health & reduce stress! Come learn the simple, effective Falun Dafa qigong exercises and meditation that benefit millions of people world-wide. All ages, no experience, always FREE! 2-4:30pm in UC 430. Info: Mai 519-823-2422. Vimy Ridge Day Talk at McCrae House: Two Soldiers of the Great War with Ken Irvine, Program Assistant, Guelph Museums. 2pm and repeated at 4pm. Admission by donation. 108 Water St. Info: 519836-1221 ext. 2773 or visit guelph. ca/museum Advertising Manager. Check out details about this job opening on Page 2 of this issue of the paper. on April 30. If you will graduate this year, please advise Professor L.L. Diosady, Department of Chemical Engineering, University of Toronto, Toronto M5S 1A4, e-mail L.Diosady@utoronto.ca, indicating your name, address, course, and university, so that a formal invitation could be sent. <eZllbÛ^]l EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES Recruit Guelph: Your online job database exclusively for Guelph students & alumni. Whether you’re looking for a part-time, summer or full-time job, recruitguelph.ca is for you! The Ontarion is looking for an COMMUNITY EVENTS The Hungarian-Canadian Engineers’ Association would like to honour students of Hungarian descent graduating from a degree course in 2011 at its annual Ball Sunday April 10 Sundays @ 3 ‘For God so loved the world’ with organist Michael Bloss and Dublin Chancel Choir at Dublin St. United Church. 68 Suffolk St. W. (at Dublin). Admission: $18/door, $5/students. Info: 519-821-0610 or www. dublin.on.ca or email: dublin@ bellnet.ca. Tuesday April 12 Improve health & reduce stress Falun Dafa qigong exercises and meditation. All ages, no experience, always FREE! 6-8:30pm in UC 332. Info: 519-823-2422. Wednesday April 13 Sharpened Tongues; a national poetry month showcase, featuring 15 of Guelph’s spoken word poets. Hosted by acclaimed US poet Tasha Jones and Guelph Spoken Word. The Albion Hotel, 2nd Floor. 7-9pm. $5. Kazoo! Festival April 13-17th – 5 days of Music & Art in Downtown Guelph – featuring 27 musical performances, multimedia art, film screenings, Zine & Comic Expo, and a Kid’s Disco. For more details, full schedule, locations visit www.kazookazoo.ca or email kazookazoo@gmail.com Thursday April 14 Emotional Bullying Workshop. Part 1: How to recognize a controlling relationship. Part 2: How to end a controlling relationship. Sexual Assault Centre, Guelph-Wellington Women in Crisis, 38 Elizabeth St. 1-3pm. Pre-registration required: 519-8361110 x233 or x223. Drive the award winning today! Take advantage of the GM In the Guelph Automall 519-824-0210 K/W/C 519-651-2425 www.barrycullen.com