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Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.” ~Benjamin Disraeli FREE December 2004 :: Volume I :: Issue 12 what the Our Troops Speak Out More than a year and a half after the war in Iraq began, many of its veterans are starting to return to the U.S. Not surprisingly, some are starting to speak out against the occupation. At a recent Veterans Day rally, one vet explained why she was unable to support the current military action in Iraq. .....................................................page 6 do we do NOW? By Rik Adamski Illustration by Emily Lonigro Four more years. Yep, I’m disgusted, too. But as you’re reading this, it’s been at least a month since the election. We’ve all had time to grieve. If you’re still licking your wounds, it’s time to stop. Really. If you want this country to remain a decent place to live, the time to act is now. If a majority of Americans want four more years of this, fine. That’s what we have to live with. But we have no obligation to spend four years being punching bags. I think we’ve got a few pairs of boxing gloves in the attic, as well. If you believe the only hope for this country is for the Democrats to take a few more seats in 2006, or for one to take the White House in 2008, you’re wrong. The Group Behind the Box You know those little green boxes around town. They invite you to donate your clothing—and promise, in turn, that they will invest in environmentally responsible programs. But some critics say the clothing donations go to a group that is part-corporation, part-cult—and that little of it goes to progressive environmental causes. ....................................................page 13 Was Your Vote Counted? Groups registering voters—and throwing the registrations away. Voting machines counting backwards. Massive spoilage rates of ballots in predominantly black neighborhoods. There were numerous cases of apparent fraud and/or error in the 2004 elections—and many activists are working hard to find out how many. James Sandrolini, who warned readers of such problems in three issues of Third Coast Press, shows us where we can find out more. ....................................................page 12 The Poets Strike Back The silver lining might be hard to see, but there are a few tidbits of good news about the recent election. One of those: Artists, generally a left-leaning lot, tend to come together and produce innovative material as a response to right-wing periods. Chicago’s poets give their take on what the next four years will mean to their community. ....................................................page 14 continued on page 10 Santas on Bikes? Set aside December 18 for Santa Rampage 2004. Haven’t heard of it? Bill Resseguie will fill you in on last year’s Rampage. All you need to be part of it: a bike, a Santa costume, a few bucks for booze and breakfast, and a yen to offer Chicago’s shopping districts an alternative take on the holidays. ....................................................page 21 AND MUCH, MUCH MORE Word on the Street ............................page 3 Gripes & Grins ................................page 3 Chicago Colo ....................................page 4 Vitrual Chicago ...................................page 4 Progressive Breakdown .....................page 5 The Doctor Weighs In ...........................page 7 Think Positive .....................................page 8 Pilsen Residents Score .............................page 8 Think Positive .....................................page 9 The American Dream .......................page 9 An Election Judge’s Journey ..............page 11 Alternative News Sources........................page 11 Fast Food Elections ...............................page 12 Verse is Yet to Come ............................page 14 In Review ........................................pages 16–17 Space/Time Continuum .....................page 17 Smart People Read...............................page 18 Ask RaceMan .......................................page 19 Kudra’s Kiss ..........................................page 19 Events Calendar ...........................pages 22–23 2 Third Coast Press :: December 2004 Opening Thoughts By RIK ADAMSKI Editor-in-Chief By Emily Lonigro, Arty Arterson Yep, this is the TWELFTH issue of Third Coast Press. After this one, we will be on haitus until February, so we can get our wits about us and figure out where we want to take this paper. Remember, we are all volunteers here and welcome open submissions for writing, photography and illustration. Let us know what you’re up to and what you’d like to see next year. Send submissions, story ideas, and resumes to thirdcoastpress@yahoo.com. See you in February! _Éäx Oh wait, see you in January too… , The (unpaid and very tired) TCP staff Photo by Adeline Sides Get your political butt to Washington, D.C. to make NATIONAL EVENTS some noise before, during and after the inauguration. • International A.N.S.W.E.R. has put out a call for a mass protests in Some of the TCP staff will be there, despite looming production deadelines. If you’re interested in going and aren’t bourgeoisie enough to fly, check out chicagoactions.org/cocci, the online headquarters of the Counter Inaugural Chicago Organizing Coalition. Here’s some info from that site: CONTACT cocci-info@chicagoactions.org TICKET INFO 773/209-1187 Washington D.C. and other cities around the U.S., on January 20. • Many other organizations and individual activists are also planning on traveling to Washington D.C. for counter-inaugural events. More information is available at www.counter-inaugural.org TRANSIT TO THE D.C. PROTESTS • Hop on the bus! Departs January 19 @ 5PM and returns January 21 in the morning. Tickets are still available. • Check out our Chicago-area ride board, or check counter-inaugural.org. On November 2, 2004, George Bush was re-elected by less than 30 percent of the eligible electorate. The rest of us either voted against him or chose not to vote for either war candidate. On January 20, 2005, Bush will be inaugurated in Washington D.C. for a second 4-year term. We cannot wait another four years to stand against the war and rampant social and economic injustice of the Bush administration at home and abroad. Send the Bush regime a message this January. We do NOT support your agenda—and we will not be passive in our opposition. Join hundreds of thousands in the streets of Washington D.C.—and right here in Chicago—to oppose the U.S. government policy of endless war abroad and attacks on the needs and rights of people at home. is Writers Keidra Chaney, Laura Crossett, Alan Jacobson, Kudra, C.J. Laity, Kari Lyderson, Carrie Maxwell, Alisa McCune, Jessica Pupovac, Bill Resseguie, Billy Roberts, James Sandrolini, Grant Schreiber, Mitchell Szczepanczyk, Lowell Thompson Photographers Chris Geovanis, Doug McGoldrick, Adeline Sides Cartoonists & Illustrators Aaron Block, Arts & Reviews Editor Lauren Wozny Marc R. Keller, Nicholas Ivan Ladendorf, Anna Poplawska, Adam Rust News & Features Editor Lisa Ashkenaz Croke Distro & Circulation Manager Kate Weinans Art Director Photo Editor Managing Editor Garth Liebhaber Bryan A. Bushemi Copy Editor Editor-in-Chief Marc R. Keller Rik Adamski Emily Lonigro Third Coast Press • P.O. Box 577595 • Chicago, Illinois 60657 • 773/525-6730 • thirdcoastpress@yahoo.com Third WORDon the street By Kate Weinans, Photos by Adeline Sides THIS MONTH’S POLL QUESTION: Where were you when you found out the final election results? What was your reaction? Coast Press :: December 2004 3 Midwest Madness My Kind of Winter Sports Phenomenon Illustration and Story by Marc R. Keller I was at home. I was shocked at first, but in a sense, I wasn’t surprised at all. If Kerry would have won the Presidency, he would have had to pick up in the middle of a war. It’s hard to pick up the pieces of someone else’s mess. Bush is doing what he does best: Fighting a War. ~Rickey G., Rogers Park I was at home. I didn’t like the results. It seemed like it wasn’t fair; that they didn’t take the proper count. The tabulations should be done all over again. These results make me wonder what Bush has up his sleeve. ~Torry G., Englewood I was in Atlanta. They were pleased. In fact, they were ecstatic down there. ~Bobby R., Ravenswood I was working. My reaction? [Tilting her hand back and forth] So-so. I’m not sure. I’m wishywashy. I guess it couldn’t be any worse than it was. ~Lois C., Old Irving Park I was in school. I knew he was gonna win. I was shocked, though, that Kerry conceded so early. I’d like to fly airplanes someday and I was thinking about getting started in the Air Force after school…but with the stuff going on in Iraq…and 9/11…I’ll tell you what, I wouldn’t let anybody walk through my cockpit. To me that’s where the ass-kicking would begin. ~Mirza P, West Rogers Park I was at home and saw the results on TV. I was interested in the results. It’s good for the U.S., because it’s a continuous process. As long as the economy is bad, it’s good for the same ideas governing the people. For that reason, I think the results are good. ~John Z.., Rogers Park I was at work downtown. There was a news display in the elevator that showed the results. I didn’t say much, but others in the elevator were disappointed. ~Daniel C., Northwest Side I was at work; I work for a college newspaper and everyone was really upset. We were all pulling for Kerry. ~Jamie M., Wicker Park I was at work and I was disappointed. I was surprised that Kerry carried as few states as he did. I’m now questioning the logic of the electoral system, or whether we should just go with the popular vote. ~Victor M., Lakeview I was at work. Kerry should have won, but I did my best. At least Illinois won. ~Ligielena R., Mozart I was lying in bed. I was upset, but I thought it would be like that. ~Molly C., Logan Square I was at home. I was disappointed. My Republican friends won and I’m pissed. ~Rob F., Andersonville I was at a bar in Cincinnati. It sucks. ~Natashia P., Cincinnati, OH We were at the Rainbo on Election Night, but I was in my bedroom the next day when the election was called. I was thoroughly vexed. ~Nicole B., Lakeview My religion dictates that I don’t vote. I’m a Jehovah’s Witness. It usually works out for the worst, anyways…the bad people always win. I expected it. ~Melody T., Rogers Park I was at home when I found out, and I was happy about who was elected. All the candidates have something they need to work on, but to me, it seemed all the right people got in the right places: Bush, Obama; I’m happy with both. ~Darla C., Riverview Park West I was in school. I don’t think it was very fair. Kerry shoulda won. Yeah. But I’m happy about Obama! ~Joanna R., Fairview I was working, waiting tables, and one of my customers told me. I wasn’t very happy, in fact, exceedingly disappointed. Those customers ruined my day. ~Justin L., Logan Square I was at my house. I’m sad and disappointed about the results. I was expecting something else. ~Mario B., Logan Square I was at home. I don’t agree with the results. Bush shouldn’t be President. Kerry would have done a lot more good than Bush would or could. ~Geralyn A., Austin I was at work when I found out, and I was horrified. It was like being at a funeral. ~Kristine M., Ravenswood I was in bed with a friend and it kinda ruined the moment. I had a dream that Kerry won and I woke up to the opposite result. Too bad such a huge amount of Americans voted for Bush. At least it’s not like the last election, where there were so many questions. I’ll just say, “Shame on us.” ~John O., Boystown I was at home when I heard Fox call it for Bush. I laughed. It just gets bleaker and bleaker. I’m frightened because it seems our civil liberties are rapidly eroding. ~Doug R., Cincinnati, OH I was in class. My reaction? Disgusted. ~Nick L., Frankfort, IL The Stoic philosopher Lucius Annaeus Seneca once proclaimed, “It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness.” Such an assertion is true if one considers the steadfast attitude of Chicago sports fans who bypass all obstacles to see their teams play for fun, if not to win. With the mercury steadily plummeting in the Chicago area, sports fans stand ready to reserve their bar seats, stock their pantries/refrigerators, place wagers, and don their game faces for another exciting winter sports season. We might’ve lost the Blackhawks to a labor crisis, but we still have the Bulls, the Wolves, the Northwestern Wildcats, the UIC Flames, the Loyola Ramblers, the DePaul Blue Demons, and the new Chicago Storm indoor soccer team to whet our competitive appetites until the advent of the new baseball season. Now, before anyone criticizes the play of the above-mentioned teams, I’ll admit we haven’t seen a lot of success in recent years. More than 87 years have passed since any Chicago club (the White Sox in 1917) won a World Series. It’ll be a long time before the road to the Super Bowl passes down Lake Shore Drive again. The Stanley Cup remains an afterthought for Chicagoans, NHL lockout or not. Area college teams won’t earn NCAA Final Four berths next March. And another NBA Championship banner won’t be hoisted into the United Center rafters any time soon. Yet, ironically, Chicago sports fans could care less about winning titles. It’s true that many Chicagoans disowned the Bulls after Bulls management demolished the championship dynasty teams, but it’s still the hottest ticket in town this winter. Why? It’s nice to see the Bulls Brothers, the Jesse White Tumblers, and the Dunkin’ Donuts animated bagel/donut race on the center scoreboard during timeouts and intermission periods, but Win-Ter Wonderland There’s nothing more exciting than hearing a basketball swish or a hockey slapshot temporarily distract us from Jack Frost’s bitter wrath and our enormous holiday debts and stomachs. we’re keeping the spotlight upon both Tyson Chandler and Eddy Curry. With their contracts set to expire at the end of the regular season, they are looking to convince Bulls operations chief John Paxson to leave contract extensions underneath their Christmas trees, despite their respective mediocre performances over the last three seasons. However, if I was actually in bed at about 2 or we lose them to midseason trades, injuries, or 3 AM. I’m not really happy at all. the waiver wire, we still have the formidable I’m originally from Ohio and not fifth Beatle Kirk Hinrich, veterans Othella quite happy about the results. Harrington and Antonio Davis, and rookies ~Theresa M., Lakeview Ben Gordon and Luol Deng to hopefully propel this club back into the postseason. If fans want professional hockey this winter, look no further than the Wolves. For years, they’ve resuscitated the city’s dwindling hockey fan base, winning two championships for their efforts. Fans receive the ultimate fan-friendly experience with cheap tickets, concession bargains, unlimited player autographs, a pyrotechnics display, et cetera, with each paid admission. Before anyone dismisses this excellent I was at the Rainbo when we essentially gave up. I’ve been club, ask yourself this: When was the last time a meaning to move out of the country Blackhawks star signed your Blackhawks jersey? for some time. It’s a sad state of Or any other “NH-Hell” player, for that matter? affairs when the President is The upcoming winter season will also enable elected on a platform of Christian two “traditional” sports cultures to become one. beliefs and gay rights issues. Throughout the spring and summer seasons, ~Brett F., Logan Square sports fans engage in a meaningless rivalry for I was at home and I was pissed. baseball supremacy in the Chicago area. As a Everybody was trying to get out the vote…it seemed unusual. I don’t Southwest Side product, I always get flack from like that Bush took all these guys to White Sox fans regarding my team preference war and just left them there. (the Cubs). Well, South Side residents or not, ~Pascal F., South Shore we still breathe the same toxic air and pay excessively high taxes, so let’s enjoy rooting for the home team together for a change this winter—even if its primary goal is to obtain a higher draft pick next year. Why should we get off the couch this winter to see sports teams compete for paychecks instead of championships? Well, we want to maintain the pride of a great sports town. We might not get the thrill of victory at times, but we possess what other cities lack: A true dedication to our teams. Other cities’ fans abandon their teams when they lose, but not ours. We’ll still don Bulls caps and T-shirts even if they lose 70 games this season. We’ll proudly wear our Northwestern University sweatshirts even if they finish last in the Big Ten standings. We’ll criticize the Cubs’ impending off-season transactions yet still display our optimism—in subzero temperatures—at the Wrigley Field ticket window next February. As ringside announcer Michael Buffer’s vernacular suggests, “Let’s get ready to rumble!” Let’s all participate in this winter sports phenomenon and steadfastly follow our teams together, before we tread down our separate paths in a few months. There’s nothing more exciting than hearing a basketball swish or a hockey slapshot temporarily distract us from Jack Frost’s bitter wrath and our enormous holiday debts and stomachs. We want to display our unrivaled dedication to our franchises, so that other sports markets could richly benefit from them, instead of that magnificent, rent-free stadium arrangement in another town. 3 4 Third Coast Press :: December 2004 Chicago Colo A New Internet Opportunity for Chicago By Mitchell Szczepanczyk A community colocation project is an effort to pool together technical resources to provide no- or low-cost Internet resources and services to noncommercial groups and projects in a dedicated, secure, pro-free-speech environment. Community colocation projects are taking off in cities across the continent and such a project is underway in Chicago. The Chicago Community Colocation Project (or “Chicago Colo” for short, “colo” rhymes with “polo”) is an effort to build a colo for Chicago. Third Coast Press’ Mitchell Szczepanczyk interviewed Terry Ott, a volunteer with Chicago Colo whose devoted involvement with the project includes roles as Webmaster, mailing list administrator, and lead investigator for space in which the project can operate. Third Coast Press: How did Chicago Colo centers for price quotes and to line up tours. I created the mailing list to make sure that get started? progress was being made and regular status Terry Ott: In the fall of 2002, I became a updates were being sent to the group. This client of the California Colo (community- helped get other volunteers motivated, and we colo.net). The more I learned about the group, have made incredible progress. The aspect of the project that appeals most the more I wished I could be directly involved with some of the organizational and opera- to me is how it will cultivate free speech. The tional issues. This was complicated by the fact Chicago Colo will help individuals and nonthat I lived in the Midwest. On the ‘Net, I profit groups get their message out—regardless found some very early discussion about of what it might be—when they might not be starting up a sister project in Chicago. I got in able to otherwise. The California Colo has touch with the others who had expressed provided a home for groups such as an indeinterest and started generating momentum. pendent radio station, student organizations, We’ve grown from three people on our mailing religious groups of wildly differing beliefs, and an archive of Marxist writings. I expect the list in March of 2004 to 50 people currently. Chicago Colo to be just as successful in TCP: Could you talk about the progress since enabling free speech. October 2004 that you and others have made TCP: The global Indymedia computer in getting Chicago Colo up and running? network faced a serious loss months ago, when TO: We have a nearly completed application the FBI seized one of Indymedia’s Web-servers to become a recognized project of the Online in London for as-yet unknown reasons. The Policy Group (OPG, onlinepolicy.org). OPG is server was later returned, but the seizure a California-based non-profit corporation that shocked free speech advocates. Chicago Colo, is the parent financial organization of the like all other colocation projects, describes California Colo. Once the group finalizes the itself as fervently free speech. In what specific application and gets it approved, any dona- tangible ways would Chicago Colo support tions to the group will be tax-deductible. We such devotion to free speech, and in what ways also have had very active discussion on our would Chicago Colo help provide protection mailing list about the way the group should be from such raids in this time of the U.S.A. PATRIOT Act? organized and run. TCP: Could you describe your particular individual role in helping to get Chicago Colo off the ground? And what was it about Chicago Colo that appealed to you? TO: Having had limited experience with allvolunteer groups in the past, I realized that one of the most important things the group needed was momentum. To help with that, I created the mailing list and started calling data (Note: You can read the details of the case at eff.org/legal/ISP_liability/OPG_v_Diebold/) OPG, who will be our parent organization, has proven their commitment to defending their clients’ right to free speech. Should similar problems arise, we have strong ties to dedicated people who have experience responding to them. TCP: Could you discuss the concerns of money? It will be a boon to Chicago-area nonprofits and organizers to have a costcompetitive and secure home for their Websites and Internet resources, but by offering no- and low-cost hosting how do you hope Chicago Colo will finance itself and achieve sustainability? TO: It is a requirement of our financial sponsor, the Online Policy Group, that the Chicago Colo be entirely donation-based. In other words, we are forbidden from having any sort of required dues from clients. Instead, we will encourage all clients donate approximately $50 per month. This will pay for our expenses, namely space in the data center, electricity, and network connectivity. We will also actively seek funds from sources such as grants. There will be groups that cannot afford to pay for the services they will receive, but we expect that other clients will pay more than their share for the community good. The California project has operated under this financial model from day one and has been tremendously successful, growing from five clients in the spring of 2002 to their current size of 130 clients. Their expenses are quite significant, yet they are able to collect enough in donations to thrive. happy to donate both time and expertise. TCP: What kind of vision do you hold for Chicago Colo? Where do you hope Chicago Colo will be in one year? Two years? Five years? TO: I expect rapid expansion for the project in the first two years. The California project grew faster than anyone could have expected. The group will start to form a solid group of dedicated volunteers that handle organizational and technical issues in order to deal with that rate of growth. At around 150 clients, I suspect we will follow California’s lead and put a cap on new growth. An all-volunteer organization cannot sustain exponential growth indefinitely without becoming unmanageable and/or losing its sense of community. When we hit our maximum size, I hope to see members of the Chicago Colo project help start sister projects in other cities. I believe there is a real “market,” both across the country and around the world, for nonprofit Internet services, and I’d be thrilled to see members of our group helping out. TCP: What next up in the immediate future for Chicago Colo? And what can people who are interested in Chicago Colo’s efforts provide or offer for the project to help achieve its immediate goals? TO: Our next immediate steps are to get our application with OPG signed and approved. When that’s done, we’ll need to establish committees to provide direction and organization to the project. Next, we’ll need to do some intense fundraising. When we have enough money to comfortably move in and survive the first few months of operation we’ll open for operation. Any individuals or non-profit groups will be welcome to host their computers with us. Interested parties can provide assistance in any number of ways currently. We’d love people to join the mailing list to provide as many suggestions and opinions on the matters we’re facing as possible. We need people to join our committees. We need as much advertising/exposure as possible to let nonprofit groups aware of our existence. Last but not least, we need donations: time, expertise, equipment, and money. 3 TCP: A lot of nonprofit organizations are not only starved for funds but also starved for technical assistance in creating or maintaining Websites. In addition to hosting resource support, do you expect or hope Chicago Colo will provide technical support, in addition to TO: The Chicago Colo and the Online Policy technical resources? Group will actively defend its clients against all such attempts. In fact, the California group has TO: We and our partners will provide services already successfully resisted such an attempt. in addition to hosting, all of which will also be Diebold, Inc. tried to silence a client of the free! These services will include e-mail lists, eCalifornia Colo with threats of legal action. The mail accounts, Web-hosting (if you don’t have Online Policy Group immediately started your own server), DNS hosting, Website responding. The Electronic Frontier design, computer refurbishing, and IT Foundation (eff.org) were notified of the situa- consulting. We have many friendly and tion and ended up representing OPG in court. talented people on our mailing list who are To learn more, go online to chiccp.net. Life in Chicago—at home, at work, and Hell, even on the ’Net—continues, regardless of who is in the White House. Life Beyond Metromix By Keidra Chaney t’s hard to write a breezy column about the Internet postNovember 2. It’s been a demoralizing, infuriating few weeks as we have continued to console and motivate each other, ask “Why?”, and consider secession from the rest of the county. And seriously, I know how tempting it is to say, “Fuck it!”, pack it all in, and hightail it to Toronto—it’s only 500 miles away. But this issue of TCP is all about our next steps, and the reasons why we must stay and fight—there’s plenty of work to be done here. Life in Chicago—at home, at work, and Hell, even on the ‘Net—continues, regardless of who is in the White I Several neighborhood groups, House. So, put down the passport, the Oak Park file away that work visa, and book- including mark the following links so you can Coalition for Truth and Justice (opctj.org/about.html), South help us get to work: Siders for Peace (southsidersforBookmark Chicagoans Against peace.com) and Evanston-based War & Injustice (noiraqwar- Neighbors for Peace (neighborsforchicago.org). CAWI sent a delega- peace.org) continue to educate their tion to NYC to this past August and communities. Join them, or sent groups to battleground states consider taking the time to start a during the election. Chicago group in your own neighborhood. Coalition against War and Racism Help spread the word about was formed shortly after 9/11 and has built tremendous momentum in the civil liberties in your state by past years. They will certainly joining the ACLU of Illinois or continue their activism in the years participating as a volunteer. Go to to come (sigh—four years) and they aclu-il.org/aboutus/volunteer.shtml and sign up to receive action alerts need your support. I feel like I talk about it in that you can forward to your respective e-mail lists and discussion every other column, but please bookmark the Chicago League of groups. Young Voters Website (chicagoyBracing ourselves for the Bush oungvoters.org) and then help them administration’s attack on continue to build the tremendous choice isn’t enough. Join Planned momentum they’ve built in past few Parenthood Action Illinois (pro- months. choiceillinois.com) to receive e-mail So, there you go. It’s a start, but updates and to join in e-mail and letter campaigns to elected officials. hopefully a good one. I’m ready to stop crying in my coffee, roll my Bookmark the homepage of the sleeves, and continue the fight. Are Chicago Anti-Bashing Network you ready to join me? 3 to stay connected to LGBT political activism on the local and state levels E-mail mahou_girl@yahoo.com to send suggestions, comments, flames, (cabn.org/about.html). manifestos, et cetera. Third Coast Press :: December 2004 5 PROGRESSIVE BREAKDOWN Yes, They Really Said That Post-election fun! “Now that I’ve got the will of the people at my back, I’m going to start enforcing the one-question rule. That was three questions…. Again, he violated the one-question rule right off the bat. Obviously, you didn’t listen to the will of the people.” ADAM’S RUST by Adam Rust — George W. Bush, press conference finally shedding his four-year streak of humble modesty, now that he has the “the will of the people at his back.” “Why did the exit polls show such a Democratic win when the Republicans were ahead all along?…That an exit poll is always right is an axiom of politics. It is easier to assume that a compass is not pointing north than to assume that an exit poll is incorrect…but these exit polls were wrong. And the fact that they were so totally, disastrously wrong is a national scandal. There should be a national investigation to unearth the story behind the bias.” — Dick Morris, Republican pollster/conspiracy theorist, demanding a national investigation of…the exit polls. And nothing else. “Pelosi’s leadership has been the ruin of her party. She has helped perpetuate the poisonous atmosphere in D.C., and her ungracious comments today, as well as her knee-jerk reaction to blame everyone but herself for her failure will not appeal to a campaign-weary American electorate. The Democrats need to quit demanding bipartisanship and start exhibiting it, and they need real leaders willing to work across the aisle rather than spit across it. If the Democrats want to compete in 2006, they need to jettison the Pelosis, McAuliffes, and Carvilles of their party now.” — Ed Morrissey, apparently suggesting that the Democratic leadership is in trouble because it doesn’t “play nice” like Karl Rove does. “The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved.” — John Ashcroft’s (R-Insanity) resignation letter. Fun facts: Ashcroft, who never convicted a single person of terrorism, lost his Senate seat to a dead man. God bless the great state of Missouri. “The war against terrorism is a new kind of war. In my judgment, this new paradigm renders obsolete Geneva’s strict limitations on questioning of enemy prisoners and renders quaint some of its provisions. …Our position would likely provoke widespread condemnation among our allies and in some domestic quarters…[and] could undermine U.S. military culture, which emphasizes maintaining the highest standards of conduct in combat.” — Alberto Gonzales, Bush’s choice to replace Ashcroft, in a January 2002 memo to President Bush. Yes, this was before the torture photos came out. You gotta give it to Gonzales, he sure knows how to predict what’s going to incur condemnation and undermine U.S. military culture. MENTAL BLOCKED by Aaron Block “The battle is not over by any means. We have thrown down the gauntlet. The Left is furious. Everyone now knows that the stage is set for the Church of Jesus Christ to turn this nation back to the faith of our fathers and the Judeo-Christian ethic.” — Jerry Falwell, statement on jerryfalwell.com. We got it, Jerry. John Weber’s Under the Bridge Dictionary CRUSADER: A religous ceremony for Jewish shipmates Déjà vu: A comic from Gulf War I 6 Third Coast Press :: December 2004 Veterans’ Day In Chicago Iraq Vets Speak Out By Jessica Pupovac, Photos by Chris Geovanis n the morning of November 11 in downtown Chicago, Vietnam Veterans Against the War (vvaw.org) held their annual Veteran’s Day rally, drawing a crowd of about 50 vets, along with their family members and supporters. For more than 30 years, the group has gathered on Veteran’s Day to honor vets by standing up for their rights, denouncing their being sent into unjust wars, and calling for the U.S. government to put its money where its mouth is and “support our troops.” However, this year differed from those which came before it in one very significant aspect: Taking the podium was a newcomer, representing a generation of veterans who are only recently finding their voice and their place in the antiwar movement. This year’s rally included a veteran back from Iraq, expressing strong opposition to the occupation. Private Leah Byron, a veteran from Wisconsin, was the first to take the podium. She had enlisted in the Army three years ago, attracted to the career and educational opportunities as well as the dignity of service. She went into Iraq with one of the first convoys almost two years ago and has been home since December of 2003. She spoke of her fears of depleted uranium exposure and the terminal illnesses it can cause, of recent drastic cuts in veterans’ benefits, and of the growing opposition to the occupation within the military. “If you don’t get active, you are doing a disservice to our troops,” she said. Joining the antiwar movement was a natural choice for Leah, who sought conscientious objector status during the buildup to the war, already questioning the rationale for the invasion. After spending one year in Iraq, she is convinced. For others, like Marine Sergeant Rob Sarra, a Chicago native who addressed a crowd at the University of Illinois at Chicago the night before, crossing over to the antiwar movement was one of the hardest decisions he’s ever had to make. “I’m no pacifist,” Rob explains. Rob joined the Marine Corps in 1995, wanting to be a hero. He was sent into Baghdad with the very first ground forces and did not question his orders while there, although he struggled with seeing civilian casualties and the amount of bloodshed taking place and questioned whether it was all worth it. However, after he came home and watched the administration fumble their eroding case for war, it became clear to him that it wasn’t. “I’ll be honest with you,” he explained, “the main reason we are there is because Halliburton needs a security force.” After much soul searching, he began to speak out. “It’s very hard,” he explains, “being a Marine, being a soldier, being a combat veteran, having buddies over there, having guys still engaged…and saying O They are playing an increasingly vital role in de-legitimizing the U.S. presence in Iraq and illustrating the hypocrisy of the current administration. ‘Hey, this is wrong.’ Nobody wants to come home from a war and realize that it was the wrong war, that what you did was for nothing.” Previously, public opposition to “Operation Enduring Freedom” from within the military was limited to a handful of retired generals and senior officers, who primarily questioned only the Pentagon’s optimistic projections. But now, almost two years after the first troops rolled into Iraq, rank-and-file soldiers and their families are increasingly speaking out against the operation. As the occupation drags on, their numbers are growing. One of those active family members is Stacey Paeth of Military Families Speak Out (mfso.org), who also addressed Thursday’s crowd. Stacey told the story of her son, Justin, who just returned from the war and did not attend the rally. As a mother, she was deeply concerned for Justin when he was forced to continue fighting after receiving an injury that put him in a leg cast. She did all she could— notifying the media, speaking at rallies, and denouncing the fact that he was forced to participate despite his condition—but rather than being excused from active duty, his stay was extended. “The conditions are horrible,” Paeth reported. One concern is the drastic number of soldiers committing suicide in Iraq, a problem that has seen a 40 percent increase over the past year. Two of Justin’s colleagues committed are not being issued. Byron suspects that this lack of information is a deliberate attempt to conceal the extent of uranium contamination in Iraq from rank-and-file soldiers. The care afforded to veterans, including those afflicted by Gulf War Syndrome, is also severely lacking, according to several veteran’s groups. Bill Davis, National Coordinator of VVAW, charges that since the war began, the Bush administration has been “trying to cut imminent danger pay, closing VA hospitals, requesting cuts in military housing and medical facility funding for active duty military, [and] keeping sick and wounded soldiers waiting for months to see doctors.” With over 18,000 homeless vets in the Chicago metropolitan area alone (according to a report by Catholic Charities), the recent cuts are something that our veterans cannot afford. Leah and Rob, like many of the vets who came before them, enrolled in the military with the idea that they would be fighting for democracy, freedom, and dignity. They came to conclude that these are not ideals that they were sent to defend for their country or even secure for foreign ones. To them, rather, they are fighting for these ideals today, through speaking about their experiences, fighting to bring their friends home, and struggling to obtain the benefits and respect they so deserve. They have found the meaning that they were lacking on the front lines among the ranks of the antiwar movement, filled with people eager to hear their stories and join their cause. They are playing an increasingly vital role in de-legitimizing the U.S. presence in Iraq and illustrating the hypocrisy of the current administration, which claims that supporting the occupation is a means of supporting our troops—while cutting vital services and benefits aiming to do just that. The banner that hung over this year’s Veteran’s Day rally read, “Honor the Warrior, Not the War.” Rob is currently serving as the Midwest Regional Contact for Iraq Veterans Against the War (ivaw.net), a group that made its public debut outside of the Democratic National Convention last July, where he said that the Vietnam vets present greeted them with open arms and “treated us like little brothers.” More and more returning vets are being drawn to the organization, and Rob reports that they are receiving regular e-mail messages from soldiers on active duty who are eager to get connected upon their return. 3 suicide while he was there. Many experts say that the problem highlights both the dissonance many soldiers feel over participating in the war and a lack of comprehensive medical attention afforded combat soldiers. Pvt. Byron also reported an abnormal rise in cases of sexual abuse taking place within the military, perpetuated against women in combat areas, with no repercussions. She says that soldiers are arbitrarily assigned to act as “Equal Opportunity” point-persons, regardless of their experience or personal views, and are required to field all complaints of race- or sex-based discrimination and abuse. “They might even be someone who condones that behavior,” she says, “and so, ultimately, there is no one to report it to. It is another one of those things that is being swept under the carpet.” She feels that a lot of the measures in place to hold the military accountable to its personnel are sidestepped during times of war due to budget constraints and altered priorities. The lack of care and attention our soldiers are receiving, according to Pvt. Byron, is additionally evidenced by the lack of training they are receiving to safely deal with depleted uranium, which some veterans’ groups see as the main cause of Gulf War Syndrome, a host of ailments that afflicted thousands of vets from the first Gulf War. Equipment such as dosimeters, which Byron says the military is required to furnish for all soldiers in order to For more information, go to ivaw.net, mfso.org, alert them to dangerous levels of radiation, and vvaw.org. Third Coast Press :: December 2004 r W n o I e t i g s h c o D e h T h c k e s h C u u n B o P i p for President ian ost-Elect s s u e A S By Bryan A. Bushemi, Illustrations by Nicholas Ivan Ladendorf lks this is a parody, fo The polls are all closed and what has amounted, Dubya has won, now that the ballots are counted, Like it we don’t, but we won’t go away, So here’s a few things that we’d just like to say: Don’t be such a mean one…Mr. Bush, Because some people like it…in the tush, Or that some girls…might like to touch, And they like bush…a bit too much (for you, anyway), One cell, two cell, stem cell, clone cell, Hard sell, brain cell, no sale, jail cell, Superman, Gipperman, cancer man…grief, Thanks for shooting down Reagan and Christopher Reeve, Rove versus Wade was a Hell of a battle, But don’t send us up shit creek without a paddle, Because we do not like our abortions in an alley, We do not like that, really—really! And we do not like the backdoor draft, No, we don’t! You must be daft! We do not like it for Korea or Iraq, We do not want it for defense or attack! Our economy needs a Fix-it-Up Chappie, Because Mr. Bush, it’s become rather crappy, We don’t want stars on our guts like a Star-belly Sneetch, We really need jobs, not 300 bucks each! And here are some games we don’t find so cool, Like juggling the numbers from testing in school, Or gathering in class together to pray, That God comes in to sweep out Sex-Ed and gays, Oh, and the places you’ll go when drilling for oil, Vast tracts of wilderness just waiting to spoil, We’d rather not crawl through loopholes clouding Clear Skies, Or picnic in wastelands when everything dies, I know we have covered but a handful of issues, But America is ours, not yours to abuse, So don’t think we’ll let you turn this country to junk, For the next four years, we’ll be watching you, punk. 7 8 Third Coast Press :: December 2004 Pilsen Residents Score One for the People Referndum Initiative Wins Overwhelming 95 Percent Approval By Jessica Pupovac, Photo Courtesy of Thomas Yun big victory for community participation was scored in Chicago on November 2, facilitated by the Pilsen/Southwest Side Local of the Green Party and aimed at cleaning up the air in that neighborhood. Many local residents believe that emissions from a brass foundry have seriously contaminated the air for decades and local authorities have looked the other way. The referendum passed with an overwhelming 95 percent of the vote in the 2nd precinct of the 25th Ward, sending a clear message to the city about the importance of this issue and the power of local activism. The Pilsen/Southwest Side Green Party was formed in 2000. In 2002, they initiated a campaign to clean up two local coal-fired power plants. While talking with local residents about these plants, group organizers realized that the H. Kramer & Co. Brass Foundry, on 21st and Throop Streets, whose smoke and steam periodically blankets the neighborhood with noxious fumes, was also of great concern. Many locals charge that repeated complaints to the Chicago Department of the Environment have fallen on deaf ears. In a 2002 meeting with H. Kramer Vice President Randy Weil, the company claimed that their plant emissions have virtually no harmful effects on the local population. However, information compiled by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and analyzed by the Environmental Defense (available at scorecard.org) ranks H. Kramer as one of the country’s leading polluters in the lead production industry. What’s worse, the lead that they emit is released in the form of steam and smoke, which exposes the entire neighborhood to contamination. A Children under six years old, whose brains and central nervous systems are most vulnerable, are at particular risk for the adverse effects lead exposure can cause. Scientists have determined that even small levels of lead exposure can dampen I.Q. scores and cause lifelong learning disabilities, hyperactivity, Attention Deficit Disorder, and aggressive behavior. Residents fear that it may also be a contributing factor to the asthma rate in Pilsen, which ranks among the worst in the nation. The Pilsen/Southwest side Greens launched a campaign to communicate the concerns of community members to local officials. One year later, frustrated by the inaction of the Chicago Department of the Environment, the Illinois EPA and Alderman Danny Solis of the 25th Ward the—all of whom seem to take a “hands-off” approach to environmental regulation enforcement—they took their struggle to the people. They documented that smoke was literally seeping out of cracks in the foundry walls, distributed information to local residents, and moved forward with plans to put the issue on the November 2 ballot. The referendum question they posed asked whether voters would like to see their elected officials insist upon a thorough investigation of the plant’s emissions, placing the findings of the investigation on the public record. They collected enough signatures (in Chicago, 8 percent of any jurisdiction) to place the referendum on the ballot in the foundry’s precinct. In late October of this year, the Pilsen Greens organized a public forum, bringing in Public Health experts and inviting concerned residents. More than 30 people attended and left outraged and motivated into action. One attendee, Maria Think Positive The Good News About Bush’s Win They hope to pursue a variety of grassroots, legal, and political strategies to make sure their voices are heard and that the air they breathe begins to meet the minimum standards for health and safety. Pollution in Pilsen caught on video! Chavez, had lived in the area for 32 years. She told the crowd that she contacted her Alderman and the Department of the Environment numerous times over the course of three decades, yet had never received a response. She was eager to get involved and to demand the response she has been waiting for. She has since become an active participant in the campaign. On November 2, the initiative passed with an overwhelming 95 percent majority. “This is very important,” said Green Party member Dorian Breuer, “because it tells the Alderman that this is an issue of valid concern. Hopefully, it will spark him into action.” In addition, he said, it is a democratic means for the people to make their concerns known. Organizers will be holding a meeting on December 2 at Decima Musa to plan their next step. They hope to pursue a variety of grassroots, legal, and political strategies to make sure their voices are heard and that the air they breathe begins to meet the minimum standards for health and safety. All local residents are welcome to attend. 3 There is no point in moping about the rapid end of the world. That would be defeatist. We must, instead, embrace our new destiny and find as many positive things as we can to keep us smiling, no matter what. With Bush winning the Mr. America contest, the following positive points immediately struck me: By Grant Schreiber We will finally have a government Now, it is both, so everybody will be happy. that favors well-to-do white men. No longer will wealthy white men feel the Acting morally is no longer pinch of responsibility or hear any bad required for one to be seen as a news about their excesses. They are to be loved, moral man. Lying, stealing, mass as they have always deserved to be loved. murder, general idiocy, and dangerous bullying are all okay as long as you tell people The Pledge of Allegiance won’t be that you love Jesus. Once you publicly edited. This is one of the issues that announce that you pray and that God talks to has plagued American thought for you, there isn’t a law of man that can stop several years. Is the Pledge really a you. You can even run red lights and put fake prayer, or is it a more secular wish for the stamps on envelopes once you announce Almighty to make sure that no matter what your devotion to the Lord. we do, He will still find us cute and adorable? 1 2 3 People who find homosexuality offensive will no longer be threatened with the prospect of marrying a homosexual. Because homosexual marriage will be outlawed, homosexuals will no longer reproduce and there will be fewer homosexuals around to frighten and tempt straight white men in courtrooms and in Congress. 4 We can count on a dramatic increase in military parades and a lot more American families will have the honor of having a war hero son or daughter buried in their hometown. As we spread democracy throughout the Middle East and introduce freedom to Latin America, we can spend hours and hours supporting our troops with a wide range of clever bumper stickers, ribbons, and American flag lapel pins. And not only do military funerals keep that special relationship with God close to mind, there’s nothing more patriotic than your very own personal flag neatly folded and kept in a triangle wood box with a real glass viewing window. 5 Closing libraries and museums will save vital money. Libraries are part of a socialist plot to ruin the publishing industry and it’s high time to close them down. Nothing is free. To think otherwise is to deny a Bible-seller his rightful profit. Museums are elitist, liberal distractions and not really intended for the plain folks who make America great. As an added bonus, many large museums and libraries can be transformed into condos for the wealthier white men of the land. And great works of art really belong in corporate lobbies where everyone can see the price tag. 6 With labor unions, environmental restrictions, and lawsuits a thing of the past, we can successfully return the country to the heyday of its might: 1855. There will be no need to raise the minimum wage if children can enter the workforce at the age of eight or nine. And naturally, because kids can’t work an eight-hour day (as that would interfere with their Bible studies), there would be no need to pay them minimum wage, either. Without all these silly governmental restrictions, businesses could feel safe to bring factory jobs back to this country and our economy would recover in record time. 7 Travel is no longer necessary. One can experience all the thrills of living behind the Iron Curtain (with spies and terrorists everywhere) just by going about their daily routine. One no longer has to wonder what it would be like if the South had won the Civil War. All the danger, excitement, and—let’s face it—romance of living in a Third World banana republic can now be enjoyed without leaving your favorite chair. 8 Denouncing people as enemies of the state has never been easier and hours of fun can be had with a phone book and the speed dial button set to the nearest FBI office. Anyone can quickly become the most feared man on his block by sucking up to the local authorities and pointing fingers with abandon. With a little bit of gumption, a petty quarrel can be turned into a full-scale, satisfying banquet of revenge. Every man a Caesar. Two fat, white thumbs up for giving the thumbs down to anyone who doesn’t behave exactly like you. 9 And best of all, there are no drawbacks to any of this. 3 10 Third Coast Press :: December 2004 9 The American Dream It’s Time To Recount Those Presidential Votes Again! By Marc R. Keller t’s November 3, 2004, 12:01 AM. Do you know who your president is? Um, is it that native New Englander, or that transplanted Texan, or even that other fella? I just can’t remember with that recurring media coverage distorting my thoughts. Well, the final chapter of the 55th U.S. presidential election has ended—albeit with uninspiring results for the nation. President Bush has won four more years in the White House and, of course, outraged citizens are taking their disdain to the streets, airwaves, and chatrooms. They feel violated that their voices were silenced. Not that I blame their valiant efforts, I but those final results don’t completely reassure my confidence. I’m not saying this to patronize the Machine leftwingers; I’m saying this because I know we can do better than Bush—or Senator Kerry, for that matter. Let’s face it: None of us really wanted to see Bush or Kerry in the White House. Not a single nanosecond passed when we didn’t desire a more qualified, competent individual from outside the major parties who could resolve the country’s socioeconomic ills and improve foreign relations. Suppose we could defy the laws of physics and change the outcome of the recent presidential election. We could take Rik Adamski Editor-in-Chief I nominate my cat. I’m not sure if she’ll be 35 in cat years by 2008, so she may be ineligible according to the current constitution. However, if Bush manages to pass PATRIOT Acts II through IV before the election, the constitution may very well be declared null and void, ensuring that her candidacy will be quite possible. If she does run, there will be many benefits: 1. She won’t be controlled by corporate money. 2. We won’t have to listen to her argue about who did what in Vietnam. 3. She certainly wouldn’t screw up the “War on Terror” as much as Bush has. ho would’ve thought that the ideal presidential candidates would hail from all walks of life—as well as from beyond the grave? The United Nations, Congress, or even the new Iraqi government certainly didn’t think so. But the votes can’t be counted until I cast my vote for the ideal presidential candidate, and his name is Lex Luthor. Why did I choose a powerhungry comic book villain as the ideal U.S. president? Because he already served as President of the United States in the DC (Comics) Universe before an Earth-shattering scheme (in the literal sense) of his destroyed his Presidency? Well, as Superman’s longtime nemesis, he regularly forges alliances with the most dangerous individuals alive. He has successfully created personal partnerships with extraterrestrials—General Zod (remember him?), the ruler of Pokolistan (a W a page from Biff Tannen’s book (not his infamous sports almanac) in Back to the Future Part II and (time-) travel back to Election Day 2004 just before 5:59 AM, and quickly exchange those voting booth candidate booklets to include those whom we’d prefer to install in 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue for the next four years. Somewhere within the fabric of real life—or the i mag i na r y — s pace / t i me continuum—an ideal presidential candidate exists. Well, several Third Coast Press contributors have happily returned to the polling booth to cast their votes for their ideal, nonmajor party president. 4. Nobody will be able to accuse her of flip-flopping on any issues. 5. If she runs as a Democrat, 60–70 percent of the population will probably vote for her by the time Bush has four more years to screw things up. 6. She would win on the “likeability issue.” 7. America is ready for a female President. 8. You don’t have to be smart to be President. She’ll be surrounded by great advisers who will know what’s best for the country. 9. She doesn’t have any skeletons in her closet. Except for that one bird. 10. If a deranged monkey can be the President of the United States, why not a cat? fictional European country), Coluan conqueror Brainiac, and Darkseid, the ruler of warravaged Apokolips. In fact, this terrifying trio helped him, Superman, and the Justice League of America fight a against a futuristic despot and the galaxy-devouring Imperiex three years ago in the epic “Our Worlds At War” storyline, which was featured in practically every DC Comics superhero title. When was the last time the president—any president— spoke intelligently to a state governor or foreign leader without rolling his eyes—even before the current Iraq debacle? Sadly, they don’t share Luthor’s utopian sentiments. Luthor would better recognize the socioeconomic ills of Americans than any other President. Anyone can inherit a successful financial lifestyle and pretend to empathize with the plights of hard-working, “Joe- six-packing” Americans, but not Luthor. He used his solid work ethic to found his nowerstwhile global conglomerate, LexCorp—a vehicle he used to incite fear and carry out philanthropic efforts. Despite his power, Luthor is considered an outcast from a world that still mocks his superior intellect, making him a more sympathetic individual—and a greater inspiration—to Americans everywhere. Well, I’d rather vote for a president whose personal struggles mirror my own, and Luthor fits the bill perfectly. Whether you voted for the New Englander, the Texan, or that guy, the purpose of any presidential election is to ensure our right to project our voices. The ability to voice our opinions has always benefited the welfare and pride of our great country, and it always will—no matter how hard any elected Machine politician tries. 3 Mitchell Szczepanczyk Writer Since there are about 1,460 days in a fouryear span, why not pick 1,460 people at random in the United States to be President For A Day? If you take a random sample of people, no matter what their political persuasion, you’ll find that most want good schools, clean air and water, a living wage, a good pension, a sensible media—and would want to have policies that ensure all those things. Actually, it’s quite likely to be more consistent with President Random than it has been with our current administration, whose merry-go-round justifications change when circumstances change, sometimes arbitrarily. Nicholas Ivan Ladendorf Cartoonist & Writer In 1976, Howard the Duck ran for President in his Marvel Comics title, and he would’ve made a great president because his different campaign ideas were awesome. To cut down on military spending, he was going to house soldiers in caves because it would help their mentality, anyway. Kate Wienans Writer & Distro Manager I heard an amazing man speak about dozens of socially responsible and ingenious solutions to current issues like environment, pharmaceuticals, land use, et cetera, and I was wondering why this man wasn’t running for president. It was Ralph Nader speaking to the St. Cloud State University student body. That’s who I think is the best presidential candidate—honestly. Bryan A. Bushemi Managing Editor My candidate for President would be serial murderer and world-class misanthrope Carl Panzram. Born in 1891, Panzram (in his own words) “murdered 21 human beings… committed thousands of burglaries, robberies, larcenies, arsons, and last but not least…committed sodomy on more than 1,000 male human beings,” saying, “For all these things, I am not in the least bit sorry.” When capital punishment opponents tried to prevent his execution, Panzram wrote a letter saying, “I wish you all had one neck and that I had my hands on it.” As he was walking up the scaffold to be hung, on September 5, 1930, he said to the executioner, “Hurry it up, you Hoosier bastard. I could hang a dozen men while you’re fooling around.” He called himself, “the spirit of meanness personified.” Old Carl was very obviously an ambitious, intelligent, and bluntly honest guy. He said what he thought and did exactly what he said he’d do. Now that’s the kind of straight shooter we need in office as President today! And there won’t be any “excusifying,” trying to cover up any misdeeds or crimes with Carl! Nosiree, Bob! If someone’s standing in the way of his policies, he’ll just come right out and kill ’em! No fuss, no muss! You have to admire that kind of dedication! And considering his enjoyment of the “love that dare not speak its name,” he’d have no more of a problem with gay people than he did straight, religious ones—he’d hate everyone equally! That’s the sort of leader we need in office. Someone who will cut to the heart of the matter (literally)! Couldn’t be worse than Bush or Kerry, could he? Emily Lonigro Art Director My vote goes to Janeane Garofalo. She’s hot. 10 Third Coast Press :: December 2004 continued from cover NOW is the time for progressives to start working It is true that we are dealing with an atrociously bad president. But remember that the ultimate problem isn’t Bush; it is a system in which our leaders have been bought and sold, in which hundreds of millions of dollars of bribes—oops, campaign contributions—are required to run a serious campaign, in which the corporatecontrolled media refuses to focus on any substantial issues.These problems are very acute now, but they existed well before November 2000, and Obama: Don’t forget how much support you received from progressives). Among the people, our numbers may not be any smaller than theirs. But they got organized and we didn’t. So, we’re wayyyyy behind. But we’re getting there. We have started to build a fairly well-funded, sophisticated infrastructure. We are learning how to get our message out, through the Internet, radio, local TV, documentaries, and so Don’t dare be passive now. If you agree that this country is going in the wrong direction, you have an opportunity to help make it right. This is your chance. would exist no matter who won the recent election. It would be easier to fight them if it were Kerry—the symbolic victory alone would have given us tremendous momentum. But it’s not. Remember: True democracy does not come from picking which puppet will represent us every four years. True democracy comes from people being activated. Were it only about voting, there would be no need for Freedom of Speech or Freedom of the Press. Most people in the world don’t have enough freedom to openly read this paper or go to a protest. We do. It’s time to use it. As one of my fellow TCPers pointed out, not all politics are electoral. Few of the people in the front lines of the civil rights movement of the ’50s and ’60s were elected for anything. But no elected official would have likely enforced integration at that time if not for the people who marched, boycotted, and did sit-ins. The 40-hour workweek was not won through elections. The (relative) equality of women in the workplace was not won through elections. Unions do not exist because of elections. Was the war in Vietnam ended through presidential elections? Quite the contrary. In 1972, George McGovern, a strongly antiwar candidate, earned about 37 percent of the vote (compared to 60 percent for Nixon). How’s that for a “mandate”? I don’t know why the vote went that way, but I do know that it didn’t change the fact that there was profound public opposition to the war, which played a crucial part in ending it. Bush’s supporters want to psyche you out, to make you believe that you can do nothing over the next four years but wait them out and hope that 2008 will bring a slightly more tolerable candidate. Nonsense. The only reason that we’re in this situation right now is that most of the progressive movement sat on its butt for 20 years. We didn’t wake up until we were up to our necks in doggy doodoo. We let other people set the terms of the discussions (“liberal equals evil” comes to mind). We let the Democratic Party abandon its base.We allowed unions to lose their power. We let Clinton get away with undemocratic and unfair global policies (at least until 1999), “Welfare Reform,” the deterioration of our civil liberties, et cetera.We failed to build the type of strong coalitions we could have. Few of us protested the ongoing sanctions in Iraq. We didn’t build a strong third-party from the grassroots level. While the Christian Coalition was gaining a stronghold on power, often just by doing very small actions in very large numbers, most of us were doing other things. Now, the Christian Coalition is arguably in charge of the country. The progressive movement has a few handfuls of House members and perhaps a couple of Senators (Note to Sen. on. We have proven our ability to raise significant amounts of money on the grassroots level (i.e., the Howard Dean campaign). Various causes—antiwar, RNC protests, women’s rights, and workers’ rights—have drawn hundreds of thousands of protesters. Many mainstream churches have become very involved. Do we have as many resources as the “other side” does? Absolutely not. Nor do we have as much as the “mainstream” (slightly less right) Democratic Party. But in the last couple of years, we’ve become organized on a level that few people could have predicted. And we need to keep doing that. Millions of people listen to Rush Limbaugh or watch Fox News every day. They have tremendous resources. They think big. We need to think big. We don’t have as much money, so we need to get together as many resources as possible and use them creatively. Fortunately, we tend to be a very intelligent, creative, and well-informed bunch. We can learn quickly. And we have a great deal to win simply by shedding light on the facts. This is good news. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr., “No lie can last forever.” And, I would add, a pyramid of lies is bound to collapse. It is our job to make sure this pyramid is replaced by something better; otherwise, this country may very well collapse with it. This election has activated a tremendous number of left-leaning people who have worked to oust Bush. Obviously, it wasn’t successful. But it was a Hell of a fight. It’s tough to lose by any amount, and close only counts in horseshoes and smart bombs. But it does count to know that so many Americans were activated to oppose the Bush agenda. I have heard many people say that we are “fucked” now that Bush is poised to begin another term. I wonder how many of these people are going to give their time, money, and energy to creating a better future. If the vast bulk of these people merely sit around bars and coffeehouses talking about how “fucked” we are, then they’re absolutely right. But if a sizable chunk donates seven hours a week helping put our country on the right track, then they very well might be wrong. If 10 million Americans do that, for example, it would amount to 14.5 billion hours over the next four years. I don’t care how smart Karl Rove is, we can beat him with that. Don’t dare be passive now. If you agree that this country is going in the wrong direction, you have an opportunity to help make it right. This is your chance. In such times as these, there have always been some “good people” who had the courage to take a stand and other “good people” who did nothing. You should decide for yourself what type of good person you are. Our capabilities are infinite. You can help. You have gifts to offer this country. Not all of them are related to elections. Some are not even “political” in the traditional sense. But it is time for you to use them. Figure out how you can. Can you write? There are many outlets, both locally (hint, hint!) and nationally. Help to create an independent media and spread the truth. Can you train people? Good, because we’ll need to train hundreds of thousands of Chicagoans in nonviolent protests. Are you a strong public speaker? Speak at one of the rallies. Can you play music? Play at a fundraiser for a worthy group. Doctors can donate some of their time to provide medical care to the most needy. Lawyers can offer legal help for protesters. Run for any type of office, even a school board; you can help to make things better on the local level. If you don’t know what skills you have, go over to the ACLU or another worthy group and tell them you want to help. Rest assured that they can use it. Or start registering voters now, not in 2008 when the surge will once again overwhelm the system. Perhaps most importantly, we need to reach out to people who may not be hard-core “lefties” or political activists. After all, there are clearly a huge number of people who are sympathetic to our cause. In Chicago, however, we are pleased when 5,000 people show up to an antiwar protest. This is a large number for an antiwar protest, but it is far smaller than it could be. How many people in the Chicago area are in basic agreement with our position? One-and-a-half million? Two million? More? There is no reason that we couldn’t have 50,000, 100,000, or 200,000 Yep, Obama ran on a progressive, antiwar platform. His opponent ran on a platform of hate. Sure, you might say, this antiwar, antiBush ideology can fly in Cook County. But what about the staunchly Republican, proBush counties downstate? Surely Obama couldn’t make much traction there? But you’d be wrong. In fact, he had widespread support, throughout the state, even before his opponent was selected. Even people who disagreed with him on almost every issue often supported him because they respected him. And, yes, he ended up getting many votes Downstate as well, even from Bush supporters. So, maybe these people aren’t all “ignorant hatemongers” after all. Be careful before you stereotype people. We’re all in this together. And perhaps we can learn another lesson from the Obama campaign: Be careful before abandoning what you believe in. There are those who say “moral issues” tilted the election to Bush. Translation: The U.S. people don’t want gays to get married and that brought them to the booth to vote for Kerry. Translation #2: The entire Left had better bob their heads in agreement and not make a big fuss about gay people having the right to get married. Hogwash. Do the majority of Americans believe samesex marriage should be legal? Apparently not. But wait a minute. Nobody has ever won a fight by curling up in a ball. The Bushies don’t apologize for what they believe in. Why should we? people at these protests. We need to find ways to reach out to people, frankly, who are never going to read IndyMedia, Third Coast Press, or left-wing calendars, don’t get e-mail updates from antiwar groups, and don’t read flyers in coffeehouses in Wicker Park. Which is to say, almost every potential ally we have. We must make our numbers so massive that they cannot be ignored. And we must not fall into the traps of hatred and negativity. Watch out for the attempts to divide and conquer, to make us so angry and afraid of each other that we forget our fundamental unity. We are told that this is a “Red State/Blue State” country, or an “urban/rural” country. That is only a caricature meant to further divide us. It is impossible to deny that there are areas that tend toward the left or right of center. But we have many, many allies in all 50 states, in rural, suburban, and urban areas, and in every segment of the population—as does the opposition. Here in “solidly Blue” Illinois, 45 percent of the population voted for Bush (ooh, a Kerry mandate!). And even in the rural counties downstate, Kerry’s vote percentage was generally in the 30s and 40s. Newsflash. As usual, the mainstream media is using absurd stereotypes to makes us feel divided. Sure, people in rural areas generally have very different basic political assumptions than do people in a place like Chicago. But if you think there aren’t a Hell of a lot of people in Wyoming and Arkansas wondering, “What on Earth is Bush Thinking?”, you’re dead wrong. People are pissed. Everywhere. And those Red States just might start changing colors in a year or two. You want more proof that the reality is more complicated than the media stereotype? Look at (hopefully) the most progressive person that we will have in the U.S. Senate. He’s right here in the state of Illinois: Barack Obama. Maybe the Progressive movement can’t win the “hearts and minds” of the American people on that issue—at least not in 2004. But we can win on Iraq. We can win on healthcare. We can win on abortion. We can win on the U.S.A. PATRIOT Act. We can win on adequately funding our schools. We can win on not giving Halliburton huge no-bid contracts. We can win on reducing the deficit. We can win on all sorts of things. And if we can get candidates that reflect our beliefs, instead of trying to be “Republican Lites,” we can actually win the respect of a large portion of the population and even win elections. If the majority of Americans disagree with us about an issue like gay marriage, fine. Let the majority disagree; we’ll work on persuading them. Didn’t progressives have to persuade people that gay people even had the right to have a drink in a bar without being assaulted by police? Or that women and men should get the same wages for the same amount of work? Or that blacks should be allowed to drink out of the same drinking fountains and use the same bathrooms as whites? We don’t have to have majority agreement on every single issue. Why do you think we are called progressives? We are moving toward the future. Of course we will face resistance. Nobody has ever won a fight by curling up in a ball. The Bushies don’t apologize for what they believe in. Why should we? So, there you have it. I wish I had all the answers, but I don’t. But I believe we can come up with them. Keep your head up. Keep a determined glare in your eyes. Have compassion for others. Do not succumb to hatred. Your country needs you. The planet needs you. I need you. Generations yet to be born need you. Be as tough as a tiger, but do not lose your humanity. These will not be easy times, but remember that you are not alone. 3 Third Coast Press :: December 2004 11 An Election Judge’s Journey Making Every Vote Count In Dupage By Carrie Maxwell W While most of the country was waiting with bated breath for the election results to come in, I was isolated from the media frenzy as a first-time election judge in DuPage County. During my extremely long day at the polls helping voters cast their ballots, I participated in a very well-thought-out voting process. Cegalis lost against incumbent Henry Hyde for the 6th Congressional District of Illinois. The district is dominated by Dupage County. The voting process we use in DuPage County is very different from that which others go through in many other parts of the country. It is a simple, straightforward process that most of the electorate can follow—and has safeguards that should be adopted throughout the country. Here in DuPage, we vote by filling in our choice of candidates on a Scantron ballot— 25 similar to the standardized test that we took as students—and then running the ballots through an electronic tabulator. The ballot is then fed into a chamber, which is locked until the polls close. Although we use an electronic tabulator, we are able to verify the tabulator’s results with a paper trail—something that many of the voters in the U.S. can only wish for. There were five election judges (two Democrats and three Republicans) all of whom had to be present during the set-up and breakdown of the polling place. When we turned on the ballot counter before the polls opened, we could see that the vote tally was set at zero for all election results. When voters began to cast their ballots, the numbers began to register the ballots. We could compare the voter tally on the machine to our paper records throughout the day, allowing us to constantly verify that the tallies squared with each other on all records kept. Whenever I had to leave the room, the other Democratic judge had to stay behind; at least one member of each party was at the polling place at all times. As election judges, we were able to put aside our differences in political opinion and focus on ensuring the accuracy of the voting process and helping everyone exercise their right to vote. We encountered special issues with only a handful of voters and were able to help them cast their ballots in all cases. Some came to the wrong polling place, but we simply redirected them to the correct location. Two ballots were spoiled, but both voters were able to cast their ballots again. Two other people had to cast provisional ballots. These were brought to the DuPage County Election Commission building in Wheaton at the end of the day to be checked by other election officials. In all of these cases, the presence of paper ballots made the process easier. There are still some issues in life that can’t be solved by the wonders of computers and some of the voting irregularities that occurred in Florida in 2000 were perfect examples of that. Paper ballots are the most efficient and accurate method we can use to vote. Only when we adopt a sensible national voting system will we know with confidence that no election was fixed. Voting with Scantron ballots would solve most of our current election headaches. 3 Ways to Beat Big Brother Staff Writer Mitchell Szczepanczyk is probably the most brilliant person anyone will ever meet. Here are 25 of the Web sites he regularly checks for information other than what the mainstream corporate media spoonfeeds the rest of the electorate. Each resource has a rating next to it, the more s, the more left-leaning the source. Common Dreams News Center commondreams.org ZNet zmag.org/weluser.htm The NewStandard newstandardnews.net Democracy Now democracynow.org Guerrilla News Network gnn.tv Alternet alternet.org Independent Media Center indymedia.org Chicago Indymedia chicago.indymedia.org Cursor cursor.org The New York Times nytimes.com The Financial Times of London ft.com Bob Harris’s website bobharris.com Slashdot slashdot.org SciTechDaily scitechdaily.com Arts and Letters Daily aldaily.com ArtsJournal artsjournal.com The portal of breaking news, headlines, commentary, and announcements for progressives across America The online branch of Z Magazine, with analysis and commentary from across the world on events and trends One of the few professional, independent, noncommercial hard news sources in the United States The Web site of the venerable daily TV and radio news show, hosted by Amy Goodman and Juan Gonzalez News Web site, noted for their pioneering genre of “newsvideos,” minidocumentaries in music video format of critical topics General information source with coverage of the environment, civil liberties, the media, film, politics, the war on drugs, and the Middle East The portal of the worldwide Independent Media Center ("Indymedia") movement, providing grassroots coverage of popular activist struggles and movements The Chicago affiliate of the Indymedia, with an active Web site, and groups working in radio, video, and photography Daily-updated media and politics blog that focuses on work of major news organizations, as well as to other critical, independent voices published on the Internet This is the online version of America’s “newspaper of record” The online version of the world's premiere daily business newspaper, worth reading because of its open style of journalism Bob Harris is a political analyst, writer, and stand-up comic; his Web site has very quickly become a source of quality (and funny) web commentary News and comment, focusing on computers and the internet, politics, science, games, and civil liberties This Web site out of New Zealand highlights news, features, analysis, and opinion, on issues related to science and technology This sister site of SciTechDaily highlights news, features, analysis, and opinions on issues related to arts and the humanities. ArtsJournal describes itself as “a weekday digest of some of the best arts and cultural journalism in the English-speaking world.” Wikipedia wikipedia.org Premiere open free encyclopedia, with regular frequent updates (including impressive summaries of ongoing news coverage) and analogues in nearly 200 languages This Is Hell thisishell.net Radio talk show out of WNUR hosted by Chuck Mertz, with lots of links and lots of audio interviews Free Press freepress.net Eschaton atrios.blogspot.com BBC bbc.co.uk One World oneworld.net Free Press is a non-partisan national organization with an excellent and diverse news feed of stories about media issues. A two-time winner of the Koufax Award for best lefty blog, this leading politicaldiscussion blog is updated frequently. The Web site of the venerable public broadcaster; a staggering amount of information of a wide swath of political persuasions, with versions in 43 languages A massive portal of resources from worldwide human rights organizations, which aggregates the resources of some 1,600 human rights and antipoverty groups Gapers Block gapersblock.com Wondering what’s going on in Chicago and the suburbs? Here is an excellent resource for news and information of events and happenings in town. Media Channel mediachannel.org Media Channel “is a media issues supersite, featuring criticism, breaking news, and investigative reporting from hundreds of organizations worldwide.” Progressive Review prorev.com An eclectic collection of news and links from longtime political activist Sam Smith Tidbits from Election Day An Election Judge’s Perspective By Carrie Maxwell ✮ A 100 year-old woman came in to vote. The first Presidential election she was eligible for came in the year 1928, eight years after the Nineteenth Amendment guaranteed women (age 21 and over) the right to vote. ✮ The polling place was bustling with activity as people streamed in to vote all day long. ✮ Voters were lined up to vote before we could even get the polls open. ✮ Three different poll watchers came in throughout the day, with one person coming back a second time to check on us. ✮ One of the poll watchers, a lawyer from the Democratic Offices of DuPage County, handed me her business card so I could call if there were any voter irregularities. I never had to use it. ✮ I was the youngest election judge present. ✮ Two retired women, a middle-aged man, and a retired man worked alongside me. ✮ One quarter of our voters list had voted by 9 AM. ✮ We had 535 registered voters in our registration booklet. Of these voters about 444 voted in our precinct, making an 83 percent turnout. ✮ The results from our precinct reflected the political shifts in DuPage County, a traditional Republican stronghold in which Democrats are starting to “close the gap.” President/VP race John Kerry (D) - 197 votes George W. Bush (R) - 247 votes Illinois Senate Barack Obama (D) - 265 votes Alan Keyes (R) - 159 votes Illinois House of Representatives Christine Cegelis (D) - 197 votes Henry Hyde (R) - 246 votes 12 Third Coast Press :: December 2004 Fast Food Elections Let the Voter Beware By James Sandrolini, Illustration by Emily Lonigro riving home the other night on a treacherous rush hour Dan Ryan, I sensed the car immediately to the left vying for my attention. Before turning, I wondered what was going on. Headlights? Gas cap? Leaking gas or oil? “Thumbs up” for one of my political bumper stickers? Looking over, all I saw was a driver holding up the November 3 Sun-Times with the screaming headline, “BUSH WINS!” (For the record, the Sun-Times backed Kerry, the Tribune Bush). The merry Republican prankster then sped off to taunt and terrorize other Kerry and non-Bush backers with his nearly three-week-old newspaper. And I thought, “These are the ‘divider-not-uniter guys’ who’re going to pull this hemorrhaging nation back together? Unlikely.” In the days following the election, the right-wing and mainstream media kept advising the nation, “We must move on, the country is at war, the terrorists are all around us, Social Security must be privatized,” and all that mind-numbing claptrap. Odd, didn’t we hear this kind of blather just four years ago? Then I heard one NPR talking head opine, “The country cannot afford another Election 2000…we must move on to do the work of the nation.” Perhaps he voted for the Bush/Nader ticket, making his impatience more understandable. Whatever the case, this specious advice is perplexing at best, infuriating at worst. Just like with the 2000 debacle, we’re told, “We must move on” by Democrats and Republicans alike…even if it means the wrong guy takes office. Even if it means an imposter might take control of the White House for four more calamitous years. Even if nationwide voter fraud had once again reared its hideous head, well, we must move on. For the good of the nation. And the Republican Party. D It’s difficult to determine whether the election was fair or not in its immediate aftermath. But America is a fast food and fast-politics nation. Typically, we are more concerned with getting results, any results, if it means we can simply move on and get back to our everyday, see-no-evil, hear-no-evil existence. This tsunami of indifference on the part of most Americans allowed George W. Bush into the White House in the first place—and opened the floodgates to senseless wars of retribution and never-ending Christian crusades of “liberation.” We can remake them in our own image! We can cleanse the world! Yet this “move on” talk (ironically, the title of a highly effective “527” organization) arrives to us not only from the right and center but also from the DNC, the DLC, and most liberal/mainstream Democrats. Our “hero”, John Kerry, tossed in the towel mighty quickly after November 2 notwithstanding the promise of 10,000 lawyers and a steely campaign to have “every vote counted.” Kerry, unlike Al “I’m a Conceder, not a Defeater” Gore, would not be sent to the showers before flexing some real muscle and true grit. And yet, he was. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Kerry hit the showers at halftime and slouched back into the relative anonymity of the Senate. Furthermore, every vote was not counted this time. Not even close. Historically, in Presidential elections, between one and two million votes get lost either in ballot-eating machines or due to citizens being wrongly turned away for “improper I.D.” But, in 2000, some seven million voters were disenfranchised. The number of votes lost to the Bermuda Triangle this year likely fell somewhere in-between these two extremes. Even before the election, there were myriad tales of Republican shenanigans and GOP skullduggery. Voter intimidation, particularly against—whom else?— African-Americans, Hispanics, immigrants, and poor people was widely reported. The mainstream press actually did a respectable job of reporting these matters and warning of trouble on the stormy horizon. That was before the election. But after the election? Tumbleweeds and whistlin’ winds (although I did see a few reports informing us that “there was no fraud or cheating this time around” or “Liberals are at it again with their sour-grape conspiracy theories”). The real story of Election 2004 has yet to be told. There were a lot of things, of course, that Kerry did not do right in this election. He let Clintonistas like “Ragin’ Cajun” James Carville and others in the mainstream convince him that it was still “the economy, stupid!” But, regrettably, it wasn’t. It really should’ve been…but it wasn’t. Kerry probably really knew deep down that it was really the crowdpleasers of Foreign Policy and National Security—apparently followed by the “values” factors of abortion, gay marriage, and stem-cell Bush promised chickens—albeit rubber ones—in every pot and Kerry could only offer long-term strategies for a better society. Who’s got time for that? research—that were the people’s choice this election. But the tall, gaunt gentleman stayed with the economy, healthcare, and jobs—the issues highly deserving of our rapt attention in this election. But these matters don’t hold a candle to the fear-mongering frenzy of impending doom lurking in every shadow or the terrorists who could be in your town at this very moment! From the ’50s through the late ’80s, the Republican Party terrified the masses with the foreign “Red Menace” and Russia’s apparent eagerness to lob nuclear warheads our way. From the late ’70s on through the ’80s, the GOP added “violent crime” to accuse Democrats of “coddling criminals” and letting murderous convicts go on furloughed weekend rampages. These days, it’s terrorism and it’s working like a charm. (If anything, the Republicans used the “fear of sex” during the ’90s to intimidate the body politic. Results were mixed.) In cinematic terms, this election pitted My Dinner with Andre against Man on Fire. Levelheaded, measured, perhaps pretentious discussion and planning versus Eastwood/Bronson/Schwarzenegger vigilantism. Hasta la vista, democracy. Many Americans want big pictures and shoot-first, ask-questions-later-politics. No time for boring, cautiously laid-out plans, dull-as-doorknob diplomacy, or that dreaded “cultural relativism” which offers more than one single interpretation of “the truth.” Instead, they want more and faster. Or, “Just Do It!” And Bush just did it. He, like network television, gave the people what they wanted, not necessarily what they needed. Bush promised chickens—albeit rubber ones—in every pot and Kerry could only offer long-term strategies for a better society. Who’s got time for that? Bush simply wants to give you back your hard-earned pay (even if it means adding to deficits of nearly half a trillion dollars and a national debt of over $7 trillion). Kerry? “He just wants to take away your money.” The choice is simple. Beyond Kerry’s meekness for contesting anything on November 2, there was also the matter of the ironically- titled Swift Boat Veterans for Truth fiasco. Kerry just stood there, Gandhi-like, and let himself get beaten over the head with this malicious falsehoods and outrageous character assassination. Okay, so Kerry’s no Gandhi. But we’ve now come to expect this kind of passive abuse, this masochism, this path of least resistance on the part of Dem candidates. We’re supposed to be the nice guys who politely play by the rules. The Republicans are the naughty little boys who beg, borrow, and steal—and win. Over and over and over. And now, the far right pulls and manipulates the taut strings of a confused, frightened nation. One half forever mortified by the specter of Islamic terrorism, the other unnerved by Christian zealotry at the very core of our own government. Either way, we’re tangled up in an increasingly dangerous holy war on our own turf. Bush and the GOP also knew who filleted their fish and buttered their bread this election. They effectively mobilized a sizeable portion of the four million rightleaning Christian evangelicals who sat out of Election 2004. These numbers may very well have trumped the increased numbers of African-American and Latino voters who turned out in droves this year for some hungry payback. Will this grand potential continue to show election after election in the face of diminishing returns? Or is it rather, “Fool us twice, shame on you”? But, the overarching specter, once again, is the slipshod manner in which we conduct our elections. It continues to be an embarrassment before the world and not a little undemocratic. It’s shocking how easy it still is to steal or otherwise corrupt elections in the Land of the Free. And the Democratic Party has once again been sucker-punched— and still doesn’t know what hit it. Jim Crow lives on—only this time, he’s nationwide. Particularly in Ohio and (surprise!) Florida. Florida is the only state in the nation that absolutely refused to consider changing over the very punch-ballot machines that so victimized millions of the usual putupon suspects: black, Hispanic, and poor voters. By now, we surely know the face of this population and it’s overwhelmingly Democratic. And, like it or not, felons who’ve served their time and hopefully reconstructed their lives are also overwhelmingly Democratic. The GOP knows what they’re doing. If it’s broke, but better that way, by all means, don’t fix it. And it’s still broke, whether in the form of punch card ballot, optical scan, or the dubious new kid on the block, electronic voting. Many just left-of-center and then some are unusually cautious and even dubious that elections can even be rigged in the U.S. anymore. They marginalize the “baseless conspiracy theories” and those who support them, goading all of us into “facing reality.” We lost, that’s it, now go home and stick your head in the sand for four more years. Fortunately, a few on the Left are still willing to take the chance to look foolish or, perhaps, heroic in investigating the truth behind yet another dubious U.S. election. Often, the truth demands a leap into the abyss before returning with hard-fought and unexpected realities. And before anyone brushes aside the possibility that elections— more and more a privatized practice courtesy of major GOP donors such as Diebold and ES&S—can be pilfered à la the 2000–2002 experiences, simply take a look at the extensive vote-rigging/smear campaign history of les enfants terribles George W. Bush and evil genius Karl Rove. It speaks volumes. And these go to 11. Furthermore, and crucial to this argument: Why do virtually all the controversies and policy changes involved in U.S. elections since 2000 disproportionately benefit the Republican Party’s chances of taking power? That would really seem to tip the law of averages. Rather than belabor the point any further here, I suggest that TCP readers search through the fastidiously documented works of Greg Palast, Bev Harris, and many other actual journalists who’ve followed this election like tireless archaeologists, brushing dirt and dust from rare artifacts. Rather than approaching this election’s results like a blunt hammer to anvil, these folks unearth the evidence with painstaking and daunting precision. Anyone who gives a damn about our democracy may wish to take notice of these recent works. Beware of unfounded or unfocused theories lacking facts and figures and numbers to back risky claims. Do the research and reading yourself and draw your own conclusions on Election 2004. The alternative? Just sit back and watch the right-wing juggernaut roll furiously over your hopes for a more decent and just world. Now, go out and fight the right, citizen. 3 For further study and action, check out the following Websites: • alternet.org (elections) • blackboxvoting.org • gregpalast.com James Sandrolini has written three major stories for Third Coast Press that have dealt with suspicious/fraudulent activities related to the 2000 and 2002 Presidential and Senate/House elections respectively, as well as several warning signs of fraud in the 2004 elections. These include a two-part series in February/March of 2004, entitled “Brave New Elections” and “Electoral Dysfunction,” the cover story for our October 2004 issue. Third Coast Press around the world, see Gaia as part of an international network of so-called environmental or social service groups, as well as for-profit companies connected with the Danish organization Tvind. They say that in reality, it is not a humanitarian or environmental organization, but rather a profitable multinational company based on the used clothing trade, plantations, logging, and other enterprises in Third World countries. While relatively unknown in the U.S., Tvind has been a favorite subject of journalistic and government inquiries in Denmark, Great Britain, France, and other parts of Europe. According to articles in various major newspapers from around the world, Tvind grew out of the Travelling Folk High Schools, a communal, alternative school system in Denmark that was started in 1970. Nielsen describes how she began attending one of these high schools in 1971 and was charmed by the idealistic, communal approach. “The aim was to travel. We traveled in school buses and took all the seats out to make it like a mobile home,” she said. “We didn’t know so much about the world then, so it was a way to learn from our own experiences. We had this bus as a classroom. We traveled to India and Turkey, with five buses and 10 people in a bus. We had our tape recorders and cameras. People were very kind to us, showed us how to make food and how they lived.” After attending as a student, Nielsen became a teacher at the school, as well as a member of what is known as The Teachers Group. They developed a teachers’ training college at a farm called Tvind in western O pening the Box :: December he projects listed on the green boxes that have popped up on countless parking lots and corners in Chicago over the past four years sound like the road map for an environmental, ecological utopia: “Educating young and old in nature concern…protecting the barrier reef…protecting the mangroves…producing solar energy …installing and running windmills…practicing deep ecology…acting as partners in solidary [sic] humanism…” and more. The name of the organization collecting the clothes also sounds enticing to environmental activists and nature lovers: The Gaia Living Earth Movement Green World Action U.S.A. It is based on the deep ecology theories of British scientist James Lovelock, who saw the earth as a living organism. According to the boxes, you can become a part of this idealistic project simply by dumping your unwanted clothes in the box. The clothes will be sold, the text on the box explains, and the proceeds will be used to fund the above-mentioned programs. “WE sell the donated clothes,” the big sticker on the box reads. “With the proceeds we—on behalf of you—instigate the ideas and some of the many practices of the protection of the living earth.” Whether because of the allure of the environmental projects or simply the convenience, Chicagoans have responded to the boxes’ call. About 125,000 pounds of clothes are dropped in 550 boxes around the city every week, according to Gaia U.S.A. director Eva Nielsen, a Danish citizen who came to Chicago to start Gaia U.S.A. after decades of experience dealing in used clothes in Central America and the former Soviet Union. These tons of clothes are kept out of landfills, where most of them would likely have eventually gone otherwise. But other than that, the ecological projects described on the box are little more than a dream. Other than making a $25,500 donation to two sustainable farming projects in Africa, Gaia has not undertaken any of the projects it mentions. Nielsen says that this is because the profits from the sale of the clothing are still going to cover operation costs, and to pay back loans—from Gaia Switzerland, the Chicago Community Loan Fund, and banks—that were used to start the organization. Once the organization begins to turn a profit, she says, T the other projects will begin to materialize; $20,000 is likely to be committed to a project to begin soon in Brazil, although the board still hasn’t approved this project. “The first year, we didn’t earn any money,” said Nielsen. “Any money we earned after that was invested back in the green boxes. Last year was the first year we funded anything [the Africa projects].” Helle Lund, president of Gaia Switzerland, Critics of the organization, and there are many around the world, see Gaia as part of an international network of so-called environmental or social service groups. is confident that all the organization’s lofty goals will eventually be accomplished. “The aims listed on the containers and in our leaflets are very ambitious—and that’s great,” she said in an e-mail interview. “Of course, not all the issues mentioned will be implemented tomorrow or even in the next few years. But I am convinced that, in due time, you will see all of the listed aims in function.” Three drivers employed by Gaia collect clothing from the boxes each week and bring it to a large warehouse at 8918 South Green Street in an industrial area on the city’s southwest side. There, several staff members use specialized machinery to turn the heaps of clothes into bales—either 260-pound loads wrapped in loosely sewn plastic called capsacks, or two-ton blocks tied tightly with wire. The contents of the boxes are put directly into these bales, without being washed, sorted, or otherwise handled, and sold through a broker to used clothing companies around the world. These companies then sort the clothes and sell them in far-flung parts of the world, including countries in Africa, Eastern Europe, and Latin America. The clothes that don’t make the cut for resale are often shredded to make the fillings for mattresses or car seats, according to Nielsen. Meanwhile, Gaia workers set aside a small portion of the boxes’ contents for use in Gaia’s 5,000-square-foot resale store at 1318 North Milwaukee Avenue, an attractive thrift store in the heart of Wicker Park that carries shoes and some other accessories, as well as clothing. Critics of the organization, and there are many Denmark. Nielsen describes The Teachers Group as an informal network of friends who share similar interests and help each other professionally, and Tvind as nothing more than the name of their meeting place. “The Teachers Group isn’t an organization. It’s nothing,” she said. “It’s just people who work together to do some good, in education, production, that kind of thing.” But news articles compiled on the Website Tvind Alert (tvindalert.com) describe Tvind both as a “cult” and as an unofficial economic entity akin to a multinational corporation, and the Teachers Group as the shadowy group of several hundred movers and shakers behind Tvind. The Danish government has charged nine Tvind leaders with tax evasion and fraud, and in Belgium seven members were charged with money laundering. The Travelling Folk Schools founder, Danish citizen Mogens Amdi Petersen, is facing tax evasion and fraud charges in Denmark. He was arrested on an Interpol warrant in Los Angeles in 2002, after being in hiding since 1979 with his partner Kirsten Larsen. In 2001, he and Larsen were found to be living in a luxurious home in Miami. According to numerous articles in the European press, the Tvind empire includes the so-called humanitarian non-profit organizations Humana People-to-People and Development Aid from People to People (DAPP); banana, mango, sugar, and other plantations in Ecuador, Brazil, Belize, and other countries; an international timber company (McCorry & Co.) with a presence in Brazil, Malaysia, Belize, the U.S., and Europe; and used clothing resellers all over the world. The group even owned a luxury cruise ship called the Butterfly McQueen, which was put up for sale in January 2003. The group also runs several schools, including one in London, one in Williamstown, Massachusetts, and one in Dowagiac, Michigan. These schools train students to work as volunteers in Humana projects in Africa and Latin America. The two African projects that Gaia donated money to are also run by Humana. The handful of journalists and activists who run the Tvind Alert Website state that one of their primary reasons for running the site is to prevent financial fleecing and labor exploitation of idealistic young volunteers by Tvind organizations. One of these idealistic young volunteers was 13 Jason Swan. As a recent graduate of Dominican University in River Forest and an employee of the First National Bank of Oak Park, Swan felt like there was something missing from his life. “I was working at the bank just out of college, and I got bored with it,” he said. “I wanted to do something more meaningful.” Swan saw an advertisement in the Chicago Reader saying something along the lines of “Want to go to Africa?” It promised volunteer positions with Humana’s projects dealing with HIV and AIDS in Botswana. He was hooked. He called the number in the ad and was told they needed helpers, immediately. It sounded like just what he was looking for, so he decided to take their offer of starting training for a stint in Botswana. Swan quit his bank job in August 2002 and was offered a scholarship to cover the severalthousand-dollar tuition at the school in Dowagiac. Almost immediately after starting classes, he became suspicious. For one thing, there didn’t seem to be any teaching going on. “It was all independent learning. The one teacher there had no idea what she was doing,” he said. “They would give us assignments, but they were just busy-work. It was a joke.” Meanwhile, the students were expected to do volunteer work, including door-to-door fundraising, painting, and maintaining the school, and on one occasion helping bale clothes at the Gaia warehouse. After a short initial conversation, the director of U’SAgain did not return calls for this story. Nielsen maintains there is no connection between the Michigan school and Gaia. “We don’t mix any money,” she said. “Legally, they’re not connected. We have students here from Michigan who paint the store, and Gaia gives money to the school. It’s a way to help them out with their fundraising when they’re tired of canvassing door-to-door.” Swan quickly became suspicious and disgusted about what he found at the school. When he and the other students in their small group started asking questions about the school and its purpose, he said they didn’t get any answers. “At a community organization, they should be more open about things,” he said. So about three months after beginning, he, along with most of the other students in their group, left the Michigan school. Adrian Ledesma, one of the students who left the school with Swan, had a similar experience. Ledesma left his job in the Bay Area to attend the Michigan school in preparation for volunteering in Africa. Since he didn’t have the required tuition, he was put to work scouting new drop box locations for both U’SAgain and Gaia. He said that for every new location he found for a Gaia or U’SAgain box, $100 was put toward his $5,000 tuition. His earnings also paid for his board in a house he lived with young Humana volunteers from the U.S., New Zealand, Denmark, and other countries. But Ledesma says leaders of the group kept increasing the amount he would need to earn to go to Africa. Then they even asked him to start driving routes to pick up clothes from the Gaia boxes. He said he refused to do this work without being paid in cash, so he was paid for driving. “First I was finding sites for U’SAgain, then for Gaia,” he said. “Gaia is supposed to be nonprofit, but all the money is going to the same place, to the Teachers Group. They make it sound like it’s all charity, but it’s not charity.” Meanwhile Nielsen denies that there is anything suspicious or unethical about Gaia or the Teachers Group, and blames the widespread criticism of the organizations on jealousy and fear. “Denmark is such a small country that just because we’re different, they call us a cult,” she says. “There are a lot of lies out there. We put our money together, which is a strange thing to do in Denmark. Some people started to be afraid of us and write all kinds of stories about us.” Though disillusioned and bitter, Ledesma and Swan say they have something of a sense of humor about their experience, and they hope other would-be volunteers do their research about organizations before getting involved with them. “You should look for real nonprofits with a progressive agenda, a background, and a larger perspective about the world,” Ledesma advised. 3 [Critics say] It is not a humanitarian or environmental organization, but rather a profitable multinational company based on the used clothing trade, plantations, logging, and What’s the Inside Story Behind Gaia? other enterprises in Third World countries. By Kari Lydersen, Photos By Doug McGoldrick 2004 14 Third Coast Press :: December 2004 The Verse Is Yet To Come When the Going Gets Tough, the Poets Get Going Story By and Photos Courtesy of C. J. Laity he state of poetry in today’s society is a “Blue State” all its own, though most would agree it is much too deep a shade of blue for the Democratic Party to associate with. Case in point: In February 2003, an unbelievably naïve First Lady Laura Bush invited some of America’s most lettered poets to the White House for a symposium. Called “Poetry and the American Voice,” the event was intended to T Arthur Holland celebrate the lives and work of political poets such as Langston Hughes and Walt Whitman. When Zen Buddhist poet Sam Hamill (who, the White House must have known, ran for the California State Assembly in 1968 on an antiwar, socialist ticket) received his personal invitation to the White House, he was already feeling “personally nauseated” by Bush’s “shock and awe” rhetoric. He reacted to the invitation by sending a simple e-mail message to a few of his friends in the literary arena. Included in his CC-list were such famous poets as Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Philip Levine, and Adrienne Rich. Hamill asked these poets to help him “speak up for the conscience of America.” He proposed that the poets send him their antiwar poetry, and he promised to compile it into an anthology and deliver it to Laura Bush on the afternoon of the planned symposium. The original e-mail that Hamill sent was forwarded to a few more poets. They then forwarded it to more poets. In no time at all, the e-mail turned into a chain letter that spread across the entire world. Within four days, Sam Hamill received nearly 2,000 antiwar poems for his anthology. Catching wind of what was going to happen, Laura Bush attempted to silence the antiwar poets by completely canceling the symposium. Her reasoning for this action was publicly stated: “Some invited guests wanted to turn what was intended to be a literary event into a political forum.” As might be imagined, this struck a chord with the “Blue State” of poetry, especially since the focus of the symposium, Langston Hughes, had been harassed by the likes of the FBI and Joseph McCarthy throughout his writing career. Walt Whitman, the other poet the symposium was to celebrate, once described the White House as “bought, sold…and filled with prostitutes.” “These people wouldn’t let Walt Whitman within a mile of the White House—the good, gay, gray poet! I don’t believe anybody there has ever read Whitman,” Hamill lashed out when he learned of the cancellation of the symposium. The response across the American poetry scene was tremendous. Instead of attending a White House poetry symposium, on February 12, 2003, the poets simultaneously held thousands of poetry readings across the country in protest of Laura Bush’s act of censorship. Audio documentation of the Chicago area “Poets Against The War” readings are archived at the Website PoetryPoetry.com. Ever since George W. Bush sat down in the White House, poets in America have suffered, finding themselves a part of that half of America that Bush ignores, but they have also become more politically aware and vocal. Audiences expect poets to have views that fall outside of the mainstream world. For some poets, such as Chicago Chalrie Newman neither seeks nor accepts government grants. She believes that the only way poets can remain strong and in charge of their work is to not succumb to the restrictions imposed by association with the government. Although poets generally remain strong-willed through times of crisis, they have not been immune to the feeling of depression and hopelessness that many progressive thinking people experienced after John Kerry failed to Emily Calvo Labor and Arts poet Nina Corwin, who appeared at the Third Coast Press/Chicago IndyMedia benefit at The Hothouse on Election Night, the current state of pro-war politics in this country has certainly been a boost for antiwar sentiments. For others, such as right-wing conservative poet Robert Klein Engler, the state of the world has meant sheer doom for their ideologies within the poetry world. Progressive thinkers who once tolerated such ideologies as signs of individuality now seem to view these ideologies as some of the causes of the spreading violence and bloodshed plaguing the world. It should come as no surprise that the re-election of George W. Bush caused a wide range of emotions within Chicago’s thriving poetry scene. It is, after all, a scene that served as home for both Carl Sandburg and Gwendolyn Brooks, two of the most progressive minds of the last century. Chicago can also boast being the birthplace of several poetry movements, including the poetry slam. As the organizer of the ChicagoPoetry.com Performance Series, I have had the opportunity to talk to a number of poets about how the re-election of Bush affects their lives and careers. Some describe the way they felt after the 2004 election as being “beaten by sacks of potatoes.” Others simply see it as more of the same and more fuel for the fire. Most, however, agree that the prospect of four more years of “dictated moral high ground” might actually be healthy for an art form that feeds off of dissent. Emily Calvo, a Poet-in-Residence at Chicago’s Young Women’s Leadership Charter School who was instrumental in organizing the 2003 National Poetry Slam held in Chicago, believes the troubled waters awaiting have more to do with the economy than anything else. “The conservative agenda yields a crushing blow to all the arts, including poetry,” Calvo says. “The sluggish economy, as well as conservative priorities, have had a diminishing effect on funding for the arts, which is likely to get even worse.” Calvo sites changing attitudes toward freedom of speech as another possible threat to poetry. “Under this conservative regime, I would not be at all surprised to see people become less tolerant of diverse voices. Poets may be asked to refrain from messages that do not support an agenda or that question certain methods.” Whitney Scott of Outrider Press, which publishes an annual anthology of local poets, takes pride in the fact that her non-profit as Rhino and Rambunctious Review, performed poetry for many “Get Out The Vote” events. But Schroeder thinks the recent election changes nothing. “I’m no more depressed now than I was before the election. This is not the end, not even the beginning of the end. It is the middle of the middle. And the artist, in the middle with everyone else, can do at least two things at once. First, we can shine a light on Michael Burke inspire any change in this country. Some poets have experienced what they describe as a post-election syndrome that has caused them severe writer’s block. “This election would have kicked rant-writing into high gear, except I’m too pissed to write much of anything at the moment,” says Charlie Newman, host of the WZRD Radio poetry talk show, Aloha Circus. “I’m really disturbed about what it all says regarding the voter. Values were supposedly important, but a majority elected a low-level con artist.” However, Newman believes that freedom of speech is not ultimately in peril.“These jamokes think they can’t be touched by the power they understand, much less poetry—a power they don’t understand,” Newman explains.“My guess is that this lot goes overboard and selfdestructs.” There are a lot of poets in Chicago who are much more dismayed than Newman by the election of 2004. Some have even considered moving out of the country. Noted Mexican poet and author of the book Very Chicago, shared these candid thoughts with me: “A friend of mine in Mexico wrote to me stating ‘I cannot believe that all the stupid people in the world live in the same country.’ I have to agree, after this election, democracy is a fallacy in this country. It was proven during the last presidential election, in which G. W. Bush was appointed by his Daddy’s friends on the Supreme Court. The war mongrels are in power and they are not going to relinquish it. In all probability, I will save my money and I will leave the country in a year and impose self-exile, because I cannot in good faith c o n t i n u e working here and paying taxes to the Bush/Cheney war machine.” S t e v e Schroeder, who t e a c h e s Humanities and Philosophy at Roosevel t University, and who has been published in such respected poetry journals Steven Schroeder just how screwed up the middle is. Second, we can dream dreams and share visions of truth and beauty, peace and justice, that are in the middle, too—not in some future paradise to which some hero will lead us.” Schroeder encourages artists to be more understanding and tolerant toward those who are responsible for putting us in the current situation. “I won’t join the chorus that says Dubya and the people who voted for him are evil or stupid,” Schroeder says. “They are flawed human beings participating in a system of power and privilege by jockeying for position as close to the top as possible—not so different from Kerry and the people who voted for him. What I find most distressing about an election like the one we just went through is the concentration of so much time and energy on a contest between two children of privilege. Both of them will, as they say, land on their feet with money in their pockets. This time and energy could have been directed to dismantling the system of power and privilege, itself. It’s an incredible machine, but artists are good at finding the cracks in it.” There are some poets who claim that they are unfazed by the entire fiasco. Jim Coppoc, who is the editor of Tens: An Anthology of SlamFusion Poetry in the Midwest (Iowa State University), plans to fight harder. “It’s four more years of open season for dissident poetry. I think poets everywhere need to take this time to stop and reflect. Poetry venues are always blue states. Don’t preach to the choir.” Michael Burke, whose work has been published in TriQuarterly and who runs ChicagoWriter.blogspot.com, agrees that poetry is usually at its best in times of turmoil. “Here’s the awful paradox,” Burke says. “What’s terrible for the world is often great for art. Think of all the astonishing words seeded by breathtaking sorrow—from Homer’s description Jose Bono of Achilles’ grief to the thousands of poems written in the past two years protesting Bush’s invasion of Iraq. While I’m pessimistic about the future of our country and our world, I’m optimistic about the great work that poets and other artists will create in the coming months and years. Art survives.” In the long run, the poetry itself that will be created during the next four years will speak the loudest for the poets in Chicago. And poets are wasting no time in this area. Take for example, the following words, sent to me by Arthur E. Holland, Sr., the host of CAN TV’s Works of Art poetry talk show: He got his war, he got his way, and now Act Two comes into play, Ignored the poet’s words of grief, declared, “All hail, all hail the Chief!” Now those who thought we’d acquiesce, Or choose against the plan of peace, Will have to face the mammoth tears, of suffering for four more years, “No Child Left Behind”—Sounds great. His legacy intact—But wait! Who’s child did G. W. have in mind? Who’s pockets did he line? When body bags return en masse, and he tells us to kiss his wife I write a muse of history, and bare the true conspiracy, Of epochal plans some will never know existed ‘neath a winter’s snow. 3 C. J. Laity is the publisher of ChicagoPoetry.com Third Coast Press :: December 2004 15 16 Third Coast Press :: December 2004 Coley Kennedy, vocals Jeremy Barrett, bass In Review You’re Welcome Music for the Feeling By Alan Jacobson, Photos Courtesy of Welcome to Ashley hile spinning between-set tunes at a local bar, I chatted with a band called Welcome to Ashley. I had never heard of them before I was booked to DJ between their set and that of another band. Being the jaded and over-exposed media junkie that I am, I did not expect much. W Barnett on bass, and Sherrila Bailey on drums—dispense the verve, energy, and drive that we have demarked as a je ne sais quoi particular to a city about 1500 miles northeast. Yes, Welcome to Ashley knows music and knows it well. One has to wonder if Casablanca ment to the band’s chops. “We Will Find the Sun” kicks off with superb jagged guitar hooks that shift and squirm through Coley’s intriguing vocals. Sherrila Bailey, drums Pete Javier, guitars They know the source, not the recycled, watered-down imitation so many bands are stealing their riffs from nowadays. gonna tear me apart!” before cueing an econom- Also, since I am something of an inadvertent pop scholar, I assumed they would be another group with eyes fixed on the future, ignoring all of pop’s potential lessons and Zeitgeist in favor of that walked-into-a-wall feeling of a band unconsciously and unconscionably repackaging the past. Why try to reinvent a wheel that’s been virtually perfected, then done to parodying effect countless times? Yes, the new so often hurts. But not this time. You see, a member of Welcome to Ashley requested The Undertones.That got my attention. A pleasant surprise in a local band, these four sharp young performers—Coley Kennedy on vocals, Pete Javier on guitars, Jeremy ’n’ Co. would have been able to rap endlessly on all things Roxy Music. No, not for long. Unless they were spoon-fed it by that zany, old “Master Splinter” character (you know, the one who taught them how to hold their guitars) they most likely wouldn’t know it from regenerated pabulum. Welcome to Ashley knows it. And they know Nick Lowe. And the Jam. They probably have no love for Nirvana, Oasis, or The Libertines. Instead, they prefer the Damned, Buzzcocks, and Real Kids. They know the source, not the recycled, watered-down imitation so many bands are stealing their riffs from nowadays. One small EP has just been released as testa- An Ian McCulloch presence distorts through a Jim Reid delivery, lending gravity to poignantly contrasting lines about sun, waves, summer, and rain. Not only does “Cheap Champagne” follow with superb guitar lines, but an ultra-sensitive rhythm section solidly amplifies the whole affair. Barnett’s bass is beyond punchy and Bailey’s drums keep time in a solid, confident manner that requires no flash to impress. “Adeline” rounds out the EP with Coley’s best Richard Butler homage on vocals—Adeline is nothing but lies, yet he loves loving her. What could make someone more cynical, more worldweary? What better way to express it than, “It’s ical half-chorus of expressive guitar solo? A few moments later, the EP ends, but this kind of thing, thank goodness, goes on and on. You see, for all of us fans of pop, power, punk, and the punchy—that genuine expression amid an irresistible presentation we’ve come to expect from the best of rock ’n’ roll…well, it’s all emotion. We feel certain things about it that will never truly die. Long live rock. Long live Welcome to Ashley. Welcome to Ashley played at the Darkroom on Sunday, November 28. Nashville’s Pale Blue Dot opened. For more information, go to welcometoashley.com. Music Scene Feel The Hot Love C’mon, give Hawk a big hug. You know you want to. Story and Photo by Billy Roberts There are a lot of good bands in Chicago. Here’s one of them: The Hot Love. he first time I saw The Hot Love, they were playing a show in my living room. My friend Alicia had finally turned 21, so a party was in order—a party that included the performances of three local bands. Although The Hot Love was scheduled to be the opening act for the evening, their conve- T Hendrix, AC/DC, and Zeppelin definitely have their place, but so do all the old punk and funk, the gospel, soul, and anything else that makes you move your ass. And the kids do move. Those drums, that bass, the guitars, and, of course, the vocals—it all comes together and you can’t help but move, you now and then they’ll set up some mics to record a practice. I talked with Alex a little bit after their show at The Mutiny, and asked him what he liked about playing in THL. “For me, it’s such a great chance to be creative on the drums,” he told me. “We all get together in practice, and really try to come It all comes back to the live show. They mix in fun, spirituality, politics, and a good dose of sex. niently late arrival made them the headliner, instead. After the first two bands warmed the crowd up, The Hot Love put on the finishing touches. Kids were jumping up and down, throwing their arms around each other, and singing along to songs they’d never heard before. Two months later, I asked them to come back, this time scheduling them as the closing band. They did it all again, playing their energetic set until the cops came by and asked us to stop. The five guys that make up The Hot Love (THL) started playing together in April of 2004, quickly learning how to blend influences. It’s a little bit of everything; the singer, Hawk, describes it as “neo-gypsy rock music.” Stuff like can’t help but feel the love in the room. “We try to live up to the name,” Hawk says of the band’s moniker. The name came about after one of their fans kept telling them how much love she felt during their show. And of course, everyone’s drenched in sweat by the end, so The Hot Love it was. “Everyone wants to feel loved,” he tells me, “it’s all about validation. Everyone wants to feel validated in who they are and what they’re doing.” So what are these guys doing? Well, playing all over Chicago, to start with. They’ve done a little bit of recording, but more for themselves than their audiences. Dan and Alex both graduated from DePaul with sound degrees, so every up with the most interesting arrangements we can. We don’t want anything to sound repetitive.” This sort of approach turns their songs into anthems, where one layer is piled on top of another, so whether it’s a mellowed-out romance tune, or a full-on barnburner, the energy of it all never stops building. So, once again, it all comes back to the live show. They mix in fun, spirituality, politics, and a good dose of sex. When asked about his crowd interactions, Hawk said, “I don’t focus on an individual. I try to get everyone involved. I try to find that one person who’s not moving, and whether it’s a male or female, or whatever, I try to get them to at least smile. I want everyone to have a good time.” Third Title: R-squared #1-4 Creator(s): Alverne Ball (writer/letterer), Cliff Cobb (artist), Cory Byrd (cover) Publisher: Quality Quill (qualityquill.com) Format: Print (mini comic) Price: $2.00 per issue Pitch: The Bourne Identity without the amnesia did was from when I was younger, because I always wanted to be a Marine. When I started on the book, I started going through my stuff from when I was in high school and found that I had a file on all this military stuff, and I was like “Oh, I haven’t looked at this in a while.” [Generally], what I do research on depends on what I’m shooting for in the story. -Squared is a spy-thriller so dedicated to the genre that one cannot describe it without becoming aware of how clichéd it is. R-Squared is about a highly trained government assassin, Cross, who develops a conscience and goes rogue. While eluding capture by his former agency, R-Squared, Cross coerces a beautiful woman into helping his escape. You can see where this is going… . Visually, R-squared is very loyal to the spythriller genre. This is a high compliment for the storytelling skills of the creative team, because they are able to overcome the static nature of the medium, successfully integrating spy-thriller requirements like exciting car chases. The artist, Cliff Cobb, carries the book well by making every character instantly recognizable. Cobb pulls this off by rendering his characters as caricatures, which allows him to take creative license with their proportions without it looking like a super-hero book. The series is even more visually interesting because Cobb changes the angles of the composition. Unfortunately, Cobb’s work can be confusing; there are many razor-thin lines that look like they should have been erased but are actually important visual cues for the setting. Overall, R-Squared is unpolished, but enjoyable. It is packed with the clichés of spythrillers, but uses those clichés well. The dialog and narration could use some refining, but do not get in the way of the story. On their own, I might not recommend the first four issues of this series, but they work well as a starting point for an ongoing saga. Whereas issue 1–4 are comparable to Assassins or The Bourne Identity, as the series progresses, I see it going in the direction (and level) of 24 or Alias. The series does what spy-thrillers do well, but falls slightly short beyond that. In other words, I recommend it to those into spythrillers but not to the elitist, artsy types. I met with writer/publisher Alverne Ball at an undisclosed location to discuss R-Squared and his plans for Quality Quill Publishing and Entertainment: TCP: When is the fifth issue coming out? Alverne Ball: Actually, I just write what comes into my head. I had taken a human rights class at Columbia. I don’t remember the name, but it was a book about all the covert ops the CIA had been doing since post-World War II. A lot of the research that I :: December 2004 17 Live Event Review By Nicholas Ivan Ladendorf Third Coast Press: What kind of research did you do for R-Squared? Press Leroy (Jim Farruggio) as the Last Yankee. R-Squared # 1–4 R Coast AB: It’s probably going to be almost a year from now. Because we’re reprinting issue 1–4, we’re moving up to a larger format we just inked a deal with Diamond. [Note: Diamond has a near-monopoly on comic book distribution—ED.] TCP: I noticed with the current mini-format that some of the line work started to disappear. AB: We did a [printer’s proof] to see how it would look. I think it will look pretty good, but I haven’t got them back yet. It’s making me nervous, you know? TCP: What’s it like working with Diamond? AB: During Wizard World, we had the buying manager walk up to our table, he handed us his card, and was like “If you move up to a bigger book, contact us. We’d love to carry your stuff.” It was much easier than if we would have gone through the submission process. So we had a little toe in the door. But it was a lot of paperwork. TCP: Why are you going to the larger format for the reprint? AB: Because that’s the only way Diamond will carry. They won’t carry the mini-comic format. TCP: That’s really funny because mini-trades [collected editions] are selling like hotcakes. AB: But those are trades… It’s a bureaucracy. But also for us it became a necessity, because we were moving the minis but people would ask, “Are you going to move to a larger size? What else are you doing?” So, it’s become a test to see if we can do it. We wanted to move to the next level and comiXpress [an independent comic publisher] was just coming out, and we realized that we can do it. But we’re also creating a new imprint called Quality Quill Publishing. We’re going to get almost any mini we can get under this imprint so we can print and distribute them. It’s pissed me off that we can’t get a distributor for our own books, and we moved 300 of them at one convention. So with Quality Quill, we’re trying to bridge the gap between small press and the audience. I think industry people have forgotten that there’s a niche market. Arthur Miller’s The Last Yankee at the Actors Workshop Theatre By Bryan A. Bushemi, Photo Courtesy of The Actors Workshop Theatre rthur Miller’s The Last Yankee is a small play. Time-wise, that is. It clocks in at just over an hour, as staged by the Actors Workshop Theatre, located at 1044 West Bryn Mawr Avenue. That’s fitting, because the Actors Workshop Theatre is a small theatre. But as the old adage says, good things come in small packages. In this case, founder and director Michael Colucci’s production of this Miller gem is like that little, velvet box holding a sparkling Tiffany diamond. The Last Yankee opens in the waiting room of a state mental institution, where the wives of Leroy Hamilton (a carpenter and descendent of U.S. founding father Alexander Hamilton) and John Frick (a prickly, conservative, successful businessman) are “recovering” from psychological problems brought on by the pressures of their respective marriages. Later, after Hamilton and Frick engage in a typically “Millerian” interplay involving success, class, ambition, and the genesis A weariness and tension at the uncertainty of his wife’s latest trip to the sanitarium to “solve” their mutual problems. He’s the picture of the faithful, titular “Last Yankee.” Jan Ellen Graves, AWT’s resident lead actress, seamlessly inhabits the character of Patricia, conveying a bottledup energy in the process of just being released and is thus unsure of what to do with it or if the burgeoning hopefulness she feels will last. Her presence and style of delivery is so natural that there is absolutely no sense of her merely reciting memorized lines. Sam Perry does a delightfully crusty, irascible turn as John Frick. He wonderfully conveys a man confounded at his wife’s depression, mired in his own conservativeness, ignorant of how his own confrontational prejudices and views seem to affect others. Perry’s embodiment of the blustery and self-important Frick butting against things that just don’t behave as he would like them to is a treat to watch. I’ve never seen a bad play at the Actors Workshop Theatre and you’re sure to get more than your money’s worth any time you take in one of their performances. of the problems faced by their wives and themselves, the play moves on to Patricia Hamilton and Karen Frick, both at cruxes in how their relationships with their husbands literally hinge on the “success” of their treatment. Out of the stultifying grip of her medication for the first time in 15 years, Patricia rises from the funk that has crippled her marriage to the still-devoted Leroy, while the obviously overmedicated Karen seems to spiral ever downward into confusion. This culminates in both a renewal of affection for the Hamiltons and a precipitous sundering of connections for the Fricks, when Karen’s hat-and-tails tap-dance fantasy (to her husband’s grudgingly sung “Swanee River”) proves to be too much for her husband to deal with. He leaves, deflating any remaining hope within her. The Actors Workshop Theatre’s intimate, 40seat house is the perfect venue for this Miller mini-treasure. All the space is well utilized and inviting, and no seat in the place has a bad view of the stage. As always, this AWT performance is very polished and economical, yet vibrant in its production and direction. The actors deliver their dialog with conviction and believability that belies the small, independent nature of the venue. Likewise, Director Michael Colucci’s familiarity with the AWT’s space allows him to maximize the audience’s enjoyment in yet another shining offering. As Leroy Hamilton, actor Jim Farruggio delivers a solid performance, his practical, accepting demeanor under-laid by conflicting And what can be said about the delightful Roslyn Alexander? It is difficult to truly capture what a joy it is to see her perform in yet another of the long line of Chicago productions she’s graced. Pitch-perfect with her confusion and portrayal of the fading and addled Karen Frick, the remarkable physical and facial aspects of her performance are only a small part of her mastery of the acting craft. She becomes the character completely, and the highlight of this fine play in this excellent venue is her hat-tights-tails-andcane tap performance. This alone makes AWT’s version of The Last Yankee worth every penny of the $15 admission. I can’t recommend any Actors Workshop Theatre production highly enough. I’ve never seen a bad play at this venue and, like their current offering, you’re sure to get more than your money’s worth any time you take in one of their performances. If you enjoy Arthur Miller, wonderful acting, and some well-spent time in an invitingly cozy theatre, see The Last Yankee at AWT. You’ll thank me for the recommendation. The Actors Workshop Theatre’s production of Arthur Miller’s The Last Yankee opened on November 14 and runs through December 12, with shows Thursday-Saturday, at 8 PM, and Sunday at 3 PM. There was no showing on Thursday, November 25 (Thanksgiving Day), but additional shows are offered on Sundays December 5 and 12 at 7 PM. Tickets are $15 and seating is limited, so make your reservations as soon as possible. 18 Third Coast Press :: December 2004 Selling Women Short By Liza Featherstone By Laura Crossett The Silver Spoon By Stacey Klemstein s the holidays approach, many Americans will be making donations to help put food on the tables of those who might otherwise go hungry.What they may not realize is that many of those bags and baskets of food will go to people who work full-time—and many of those will be women who work full-time at Wal-Mart but don’t make enough money to make ends meet. Regular readers of Third Coast Press will not find it surprising that Wal-Mart is a poor corporate citizen. What they may find shocking, however, is just how bad an employer Wal-Mart is if you’re a woman. Selling Women Short: The Landmark Battle for Workers’ Rights at Wal-Mart by Liza Featherstone belongs in every public library and in the hands of everyone who cares about social justice. In documenting the history—so far—of Dukes v. Wal-Mart Stores, Inc., a class-action suit representing 1.6 million current and former female employees at WalMart, Featherstone provides a fascinating and damning look at just how few inroads the concept of equal pay for equal work has made at the world’s largest retailer. “God made Adam first, so women will always be second to men.” “Women don’t belong in management.” “You aren’t part of the boys’ club, and you should raise a family and stay in the kitchen.” “Men deserve to be paid more than women, because they have families to support.” These are just a few of the comments that have been made to women at Wal-Mart who have asked about why they make less than their male coworkers. The anecdotal information about sex discrimination at Wal-Mart is rampant. But it’s not just anecdotes: The statistics back it up. On average, male cashiers make 35 cents more than female cashiers hired at the same time; after five years, males earn $1.16 more than their female counterparts. And the wage discrimination continues even in management positions. “The higher the management job, the greater the gap in percentage terms,” Featherstone writes. “At the store-manager level, where males earn $105,682 and women 16 percent less ($89,280); even more so at the district manager level ($239,519 to $177,149), and downright staggering for regional vice-presidents ($419,435 to $279,772, a difference of 33 percent).” One of the great strengths of Selling Women Short—and of the Dukes suit—are the many women who have stepped forward to take part. Readers will meet Betty Dukes, the lead plaintiff, a 54-year-old black woman who has worked at Wal-Mart since 1994 and who tells people at her church, “Betty Dukes v. Wal-Mart is like David versus Goliath.” Then there’s Christine Kwapnoski, who has worked at Sam’s Club (a grocery store that’s part of the Wal-Mart empire) since 1987 and who jokes that Sarah Michelle Gellar could play her in a movie about A By Alisa McCune The Silver Spoon By Stacey Klemstein, Runestone Publishing 264 pages, ISBN 1-59648-001-7 $16.50 print/$5.50 Ebook o one knows when the Observers, a race of silvery-eyed aliens, originally arrived on Earth—but their unveiling was an event not to be forgotten. On that day, it looked as if it were all over for the human race. Somewhere in the world, nuclear warheads were launched, escalating into an apparent apocalypse. Everyone was glued to the television. TV announcers said that life on Earth would end in 20 minutes. Then the Observers appeared on TV with an offer that humanity could not refuse—they would save us from destruction if they would be allowed to study humankind. The Observers got what they requested with no resistance. Zara Mitchells is just a small-town owner of a diner trying to make ends meet. After her parents died, she was forced to support her younger brother. When the Observers first appeared on TV that fateful day, Zara’s life was N While it would be easy to classify The Silver Spoon as a romance, to do so would not do justice to the book. thrown into even more chaos. She began sleepwalking and having horrid nightmares. Zara is certain the Observers have nefarious designs on humanity, but has no proof. Everyone in Zara’s town is convinced that she has gone crazy. Zara’s survives this horrible time and her life finally begins to get easier. She is finally able to move on—an application to the local community college awaits her at home, the diner has enough staff to permit her to have free time, and her brother is currently in college. Then, in walks an Observer named Caelan. Everything in Zara’s life changes once again. Caelan believes Zara is the fulfillment of a prophecy and he will do anything to gain her compliance. Confused, Zara doesn’t know if she can trust Caelan. Everything in her life has Selling Women Short: The Landmark Battle for Workers’ Rights at Wal-Mart By Liza Featherstone, Basic Books, 2004 282 pages, ISBN 0-456-02315-0 $25.00 been changed or destroyed in some way by the Observers. How can she trust a being whose existence caused her so much pain? Why is another Observer trying to kill her? Thus begins The Silver Spoon by local Chicago author Stacey Klemstein. The storyline evolves slowly, at a pace that allows the reader to become very involved. It’s a tale filled with mysteries and unanticipated twists and turns. Caelan and Zara are very likable characters with many-layered personalities. Zara has a wonderful sense of humor that comes out in her dialogue. While it would be easy to classify The Silver Spoon as a romance, to do so would not do justice to the book. There is a romance element, but it is more of an entertaining science-fiction adventure. Third Coast Press is looking for volunteer writers to contribute to our In Review sections: Music, Books, Live Events, Theater, or anything else you’re into. Well, almost anything else. Send submissions to thirdcoastpress@yahoo.com Zine Scene this lawsuit. “The Wal-Mart Slayer…It could be either a sitcom or a tragedy.” Featherstone weaves the experiences of these women in with a gripping story about just how bad an employer Wal-Mart really is. She details the history of Wal-Mart’s relationship with women (including the company’s luring Hillary Clinton onto its board for a short time in order to boost its image), the sexist nature of Wal-Mart’s corporate culture (lunch meetings at Hooters, anyone?), and Wal-Mart’s battle to stay union-free (“a fulltime commitment…equal to other objectives in the organization,” according to one management handbook). Ultimately, Dukes v.Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. is just a small part of the much larger battle of reforming Wal-Mart—a battle that all the Dukes plaintiffs seem committed to. Had they decided to sue WalMart individually, they could each have come away with healthy settlements. With the classaction suit, they are unlikely to see anything like those numbers and any compensation will be a long time in coming. But these women are passionate about making some kind of change at Wal-Mart, and the suit, even if it settles before going to trial, could do that. In the meantime, there is still work to be done. In some places, that will mean activists working to keep Wal-Mart out of their towns. (For help, they might look to a report put out earlier this year by the office of Democratic congressman George Miller, which found that each Wal-Mart store employing 200 people costs taxpayers $420,750 per year in public assistance.) In others, it may mean fighting to support workers’ rights at existing stores. Here in Chicago, it will mean remaining vigilant about how and under what conditions Wal-Mart can build in our community. Wherever you are, though, Selling Women Short is an essential tool in that fight. For more info about the Dukes suit, go to walmartclass.com, call the plaintiff hotline, 877/WOMANWM (877/966-2696), or write to WOMAN-WM, P.O. Box 7158, Berkeley, CA 94707-0158. Si Ud. desea información en Español sobre esta demanda de la acción de clase contra Wal-Mart, por favor llámenos al (800) 839-4372. Support these local authors; it’s people like them that make this city so great to live in. Billy Hits the Books This Time By Billy Roberts kay, folks, I know this is the “Zine Scene” and all, but being the young and rebellious type that I am, I’m gonna switch it up on ya by reviewing a couple of books this month. O Hairstyles of the Damned The latest effort by Chicago’s own Joe Meno, this nicesmelling paperback follows the life of Brian, an adolescent outcast who meanders about on the fringes of society. Whether he’s spending time with the stoned-out metal-heads or the troublemaking punks, none of his friends seem to be up to any good, yet every one of them offers a nice escape from the awkward home life created by his parents’ separation. He and his ragamuffin friends do all the things you would expect them to: shoplift, run scams, go to shows, get stoned, get drunk, throw parties, and bullshit about any potential meaning life might have. We are also privy to Brian’s deepest thoughts as he struggles through relationships with several girls, none of whom are the one he really wishes he could be with. If you’ve never read Joe’s stuff before, Hairstyles of the Damned is a great chance to start. The writing is easy, smooth, and fun, plus the chapters are nice and short, so there’s no pressure to read 50 pages at a time, though I did anyway. This great book is available through Punk Planet Books, or any of the cooler shops in Chicago. Stencil Pirates Another great book by another rad Chicagoan, Mr. Josh MacPhee. Josh has been an avid teacher of stencil art for quite some time now, and Stencil Pirates is the book all us kids have been waiting for. Not only is it jam-packed with page after page of photos, but there is also a running text throughout. Josh talks about his own involvement in the world of stencil art and graffiti, as well as a short history of how we got to where we are today. Great stories and anecdotes are mixed in with social and political meanings behind different street art movements. And if that’s not enough, there are even tips on how to do your own stenciling, and even some stencil templates to help you see how all this works. Whether you’re an old school graf artist, a new school stencil cutter, or just an appreciator of the cool pictures these kids can make, then you need to go pick this book up. Once again, all the cool shops in town probably carry it. Support these local authors; it’s people like them that make this city so great to live in. Third Coast Press :: December 2004 19 He’s out to save the Human Race…from itself. By Lowell Thompson, Illustration by Marc R. Keller Hey RaceMan, Is any of the leadership from the AfricanAmerican community effective anymore? Voters have been intimidated or turned away (at least in 2000), and there were schemes to stop voting entirely in heavily African-American cities like Detroit. Where are all the rabble-rousers and organizations meant to protect the community? Why wasn’t the clarion call put out to mobilize against Bush? And if it was, why haven’t we heard enough about it (I am on the MoveOn.org mailing list)? —Nick Hey Nick, Boy, am I glad you asked me this question. Now I have license to do a RaceMan rant on the past election in particular…and American elections in general. Funny, my white progressive cronies seldom get lonesome for Jesse Jackson’s company except every four years, just before November. But if any feet should be held to the fire regarding the Dems’ get-out-the-vote efforts, they should be pale ones. I’m told that about 90 percent of the black vote went to Kerry. Basic math tells me that’s almost twice the percentage of white votes Kerry got. So, if you’re looking to find out who dropped the ball, you’re looking in the wrong ballpark. From where I stood, Jesse Jackson, P. Diddy, Russell Simmons’ Hip-Hop Summit Action Network, the NAACP, Al Sharpton and many other black “rabble-rousers and organizations” did more than their share to register and get voters to the polls. I personally was signed up outside of Jewel/Osco on Wabash Avenue and Roosevelt Road and was called on Election Day with a reminder to vote by a sexy-voiced Deborah from Jesse’s Operation PUSH. But I think Jesse, Russell, and Al are too smart to waste energy, money, and time crying over spilled votes. If the Dems couldn’t change the results of the 2000 election, what makes them think they can reverse this one? And if white Dems can’t do it with 10,000 lawyers, what chance does even the everclever “Country Preacher” and crew have? Besides, it doesn’t take two eyes to see the problem isn’t the Illustration by Nicholas Ivan Ladendorf Dear Kudra, Lately, I’ve dreamed of being shipwrecked on an island. It’s a slightly different situation every time, but that’s the main theme. Is it as obvious as I think it is? ~A Regular Reader Hello Regular, Water is usually representative of emotion. You don’t specify the circumstances of the wreck, but I’d guess you were in rocky waters before the crash/sink. A ship or boat will typi- last election. While my liberal and progressive colleagues were searching for Black Democratic scapegoats or white Republican vote-stealers, I’ve been questioning why the whole system is so slipshod. Fact: Of the roughly 217 million voting-age Americans, about 120 million actually voted in the last election. And that was way up from past elections. Fact: About 59 million Americans voted for George W. Bush in 2004. That’s less than 30 percent of Americans of voting age. Dems shouldn’t get smug. About 25 percent voted for Clinton in 1996. Since the idea of a democracy is majority rule, we don’t qualify. Fact: Almost 5 million Americans can’t vote because of their criminal records, even though many have already served their time. Fact: Hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of American votes are routinely thrown out as “spoiled” every Presidential election—no matter whom you vote for. Fact: Although the U.S.A. is the undisputed leader in its own self-created category of World’s Only Superpower, it ranks number 12 in the WorldAudit’s list of Democracies. It ranks much further down in how it runs its elections, but after looking all over the Internet for a rating I had heard about on PBS, I ran out of time. Let me get back to you on that, okay? Fact: Campaign finance reform didn’t reform campaign finances. About $4 billion was spent on the past election cycle. That’s about a billion more than in 2000. Fact: Voting, especially in Presidential elections, is supposed to be one of the most important things Americans do. So why don’t we get a day off to do it? Fact: Most Americans have no idea what the Electoral College is or why it picks the President. Fact: The new voting systems are as open to vote fraud and mistakes as the old. I’ve got more disturbing facts and questions about our “democracy,” but I’m running out of column space, so I’ll get to the punch line: What’s the point of winning a race off a cliff? “We can put a man on the moon, but we can’t make sure his vote counts on Earth,” some disgruntled citizen might cry. I laughed when I saw the Onion headline, “U.S. inspires world with attempt at democratic elections.” But we should all be crying. My progressive friends pride themselves as being rational, educated American voters (compared to the, er, uh, shall we say, “evangelical electorate”), But they’re as out of control as Newt Gingrich the day he found out about Monica Lewinsky’s cally represent the one vessel that keeps us afloat during emotional times—usually a friend, a job, a lover, a hobby, et cetera. When your ship wrecks, you feel all hope has abandoned you. Moreover, you are then left on an island, surrounded by water, with no practical method to get off. Darlin’, you are feeling alone, and only you know how true that is. Please, call someone close to you today and just check in. They are probably thinking of you, too. I presume your “obvious” guess parallels mine, but perhaps I can offer some advice to get off the island. I might suggest you find a volunteer job at a senior’s home, animal shelter, youth organization, or some such thing. It is truly overwhelming how good one can feel when giving time or attention to someone else. When hearing someone’s laughter or troubles, you may also realize how not alone you are. A good and wise friend of mine reminded me recently about life’s irony. She said, “It’s funny how wealthy people always seem so depressed…they have so many things and only wish to have more. Yet, those of us who have so little, and still give of ourselves, are usually smiling.” I can’t argue with that, can you? 3 blue dress. They’re buying vote stealing conspiracy theories that would make Loch Ness Monster fanatics blush. Some are seriously talking about heading up to Canada. When I heard about the guy who supposedly went down to the World Trade Center site in New York and blew his brains out because of the election results, I was not that surprised. Come on, folks, we blacks are supposed to be the emotional ones. Dubya won the election as fair and square as any American election has ever been won—which is, not very. He won because Karl Rove quietly registered and got to the polls more voters than Jesse, Russell, Al, P. Diddy, Bruce Springsteen, and all the Hollywood liberals could noisily register and get to the polls. We didn’t know Rove’s sneaky strategy because most of us wouldn’t be caught dead in a church—except maybe when we are dead. In fact, if there’s ever been any evidence that media leans liberal (and irreligious), we just saw it. I don’t remember seeing any article in the “great” New York Times on Rove’s master plan. Dems lost. Get over it. Now it’s time to get busy creating an electoral system in which winning actually means something. Confining your outrage to looking under rocks for Republican vote-stealers is like fixing a leaky faucet in a house with a 10foot hole in the roof. The problems with our past election pale in comparison to the problems of our election system. It’s been broken for centuries. Maybe it’s time to fix it. Here are some RaceMan recommendations for disappointed Dems to do before the next election: • Work to change state laws that disenfranchise people who have criminal records. • Work for real campaign finance reform. • Work to make Election Day a national holiday. • Work to eliminate the advertising and marketing industries’ influence on elections. • Work to register (and lure to the polls) more young voters. • Work to get a national voting system that works. There, that should keep us busy ’til the next Presidential election. —RaceMan 3 Send questions to RaceMan, anonymous submissions accepted, to thirdcoastpress@yahoo.com or askraceman@yahoo.com. Kudra has been interpreting Dreams for Friends, family, and random strangers for 13 years. Send your dream to Kudra: kudraskiss@sbcglobal.net and for a limited time, you are guaranteed a free interpretation to your dream, even if it’s not published here. Include your name and a phone number, in case she does decide to use it. 20 Third Coast Press :: December 2004 Standing at the Crossroads Luis Alberto Urrea on the Devil’s Highway By Kari Lydersen M any books have been written about the endless and deadly struggles to cross the U.S.-Mexico border, with an average of one immigrant a day dying from brutal heat in the desert, bone-chilling cold in the mountains, or failed attempts to cross the Rio Grande/Rio Bravo River. But few writers have portrayed the tragic border situation in such visceral and human terms as Luis Alberto Urrea does in his recent book Devil’s Highway, a journalistic and lyrical account of the deaths of 14 out of a group of 26 migrants who crossed the desert in Arizona on Memorial Day weekend in 2001. Urrea combines his style as a novelist and poet with tireless investigation and countless interviews of all parties involved to recreate the incident in chilling detail, from the motivations and demons of a young coyote [immigrant smuggler] with a punk rock haircut to the specifics of trying to hang onto life as one’s body literally cooks from the inside. Urrea, an English professor at the University of Illinois at Chicago, talked with me about his work and U.S. border policy. weird things like mail me parts of their uniforms, their medallions, Borstar shirts. TCP: Did you intend the book to open people’s eyes about the realities at the border? AU: I offered it as a Trojan horse of information—this “men in peril” drama. Most people have no idea what’s going on at the border. I have my own ideology but I wanted to show all sides of it. People don’t realize what an awful, horrible death dying of heat is. If people can realize these are fathers and sons just trying to feed their wives and kids, just people like them, they might see things differently. working class people: ranchers, farmers, soldiers. And they’re aware they’re chasing the sons of ranchers, farmers, soldiers. They have to catch people because it’s their mandate, but they also understand that if their children were starving, they would do the same thing. A lot of them are Chicano or Mexican and of those who aren’t, a lot are married to Mexican women. A lot of them are like John Wayne-types—if they’re given a TCP: What do you think of U.S. immigration chance to have a code of honor they will. policy right now? TCP: There are still negative portrayals of agents in the book—how did the agents react AU: I know for a fact Border Patrol agents are told not to catch people in certain seasons, to the book? when there’s a need for workers. I’ve heard that Third Coast Press: What is the border situ- AU: They said, “You weren’t very nice to us but over and over from agents. Something’s gotta ation like now, compared to the period when you were fair.” Border Patrol agents have done give. The system as it is now is not working. you wrote Devil’s Highway? Alberto Urrea: It’s continuing to evolve and devolve. On the ground level, I think the belief that there may be a blanket amnesty proposal has caused more people to make the push. And coyotes have gotten even more sophisticated. They’re using satellite technology, things the drug syndicates use. Between Sasabe [Arizona] and Altar [Sonora, Mexico], there are dangerous drug operations; guys will come out with machine guns and the local sheriff will say if you see that, you should just get out of here. It’s more expensive to get across now and more harrowing and dangerous. So, more people are staying in the U.S. rather than going back to visit their families. You’ll go in the hills of Arkansas and find them full of Mexicans. America is acting like its being invaded, but the jobs are there.You act like you’re getting an enema, but you’re, in fact, a vacuum cleaner. TCP: You said one of the things that surprised you in researching the book was how sympathetic some of the Border Patrol agents were to the migrants… . AU: For a bunch of conservative guys, they’re pretty radicalized. Because they’re in it up to their…everything about the Border Patrol was surprising to me. Most of them are the sons of This year was the largest death toll in history, close to 300 in the Tucson area alone. TCP: What would you like to see happen with immigration policy? Is there any hope? AU: We hear mainly about hopelessness and doom, but there are other things going on. For example, there are people in Nogales with plans for micro-economies, with funding to open small factories [Mexican-owned as opposed to foreignowned maquilas] that could stay open for three years. Lots of maquilas are going to China, but Mexican companies are moving into the empty maquila buildings and providing [better] jobs. That wouldn’t solve everything, but it’s a start. My suggestion to Bush is to put a moratorium on Mexico’s debt. That might cause the [Mexican] economy to blossom. There’s all this talk of boosting Mexico’s economy, but I haven’t heard that idea mentioned, at all. Tell him to call me. I feel like the world is in a really hideous spot right now, but there is hope in what’s happening at the border. 3 Third Coast Press :: December 2004 21 Santa Rampage 2004 The Yuletide Spirit Takes An Irreverent Journey Through The Windy City By Bill Resseguie, Photo Courtesy of Chicago Santa Rampage hat does Christmas mean to you? Reliving the joy associated with the birth of Christ each year? Family traditions? Capitalism and candy? Being inundated with the store sales statistics of Wal-Mart as an indicator of the health of our economy and status of our nation? A visitor from another planet would think Christmas was a festival to the gods of money and shopping. Chicago Santa Rampage is in the spirit in the ultimate sense, in that cycling Santas can foreshadow something of heavenly glory out of the commercial abyss of the Christmas season. The Chicago Santa Rampage is an offshoot of the Santarchy movement, originating in San Francisco in 1994 with the idea of mocking pious holiday entertainment and desanitizing Christmas. The idea is that any environment filled with Santas is inherently hilarious. This has inspired hellish outbreaks in cities around the world. The Chicago Santa Rampage takes this to a new level by recapturing the riches of this movement with Santas on bicycles with a yen for public pranks, irreverence, and rowdiness. The Chicago Santa Rampage will take place on December 18, 2004. The meeting place is the Twisted Spoke at 501 North Ogden Avenue, for brunch at 10–11 AM. The rules are that you must be on a bicycle, and you must be dressed appropriately. Chicago Santa Rampage is a secular, non-denominational event. Santas, dreidels (Hanukkah toys), elves, and reindeer are welcome. Homemade costumes are encouraged, and a variety of Santa suits can be purchased at a discount by mentioning Chicago Santa Rampage at Chicago Costume at 1120 West Fullerton Avenue. For more information, visit the Chicago BikeWinter Web site at bikewinter.org. W Santa Rampage Report 2003 Another successful Santa Rampage was successfully inflicted on the public on Saturday Dec 13, 2003. As usual, we met at the Twisted Spoke for prerampage activities and fortifications of Mexican scrambled eggs, buckwheat pancakes, and Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. There were many eager first-time Santas. They now understood that a 10:00 starting time actually means 12:00 on Santa Time. Santas are not in a hurry and are often slow or hungover in the morning. Many Santa costumes, other costumes vaguely resembling Santa, and even a dreidel were in evidence. After fortifications, and entertaining the customers with bawdy Christmas carols, the Santas got on their two-wheeled sleighs and headed to their customary first stop, Binney’s Beverage Depot, to purchase Old Style for the Santas and Manishevitz wine for the dreidel to drink in the parking lot. At the North Pole, it is customary to hang out in the liquor store parking lot and drink. At Binney’s, this is apparently not true. The custom is to drive a big car, maneuver it with great difficulty around the parking lot and then leave—hitting Santas with your car on the way out, generally acting very bewildered that there are a bunch of Santas on bikes hanging around and drinking in the parking lot. One person drove his car out and gently hit one Santa’s bike just to get him out of the way. Then he opened his window and said, “Would Santa be able to move out of the way?” Several Santas told him how impolite he was—in so many words. He drove away without a care in the world. After about 20 minutes, a gentleman from the store came out and asked us to leave. That was okay since we were ready to leave anyway and are used to getting kicked out of places. Santas are naturally drawn to Michigan Avenue. At first glance, this seems to be a very lively place. There are thousands and thousands of people walking around, and they all cheered and waved and took pictures of the Cycling Santas. The streets were full of buses and taxis, with very few cars. We then realized that the only reason each and every one of them was there was to buy a bunch of crap for Christmas. They actually parked their big cars and SUVs somewhere and when they were done, they loaded up all of their crap and drove away with a big dead tree on their roof. Santas don’t understand why people chop down a tree and what this has to do with Christmas at all, and told them so. We mocked them by telling them to “Buy More Crap,” “Scary Christmas,” “Christ Died So You Can Shop,” and other such comments. Most of them were amused and just took our pictures. Santas don’t like their pictures taken The Chicago Santa Rampage takes this to a new level by recapturing the riches of this movement with Santas on bicycles with a yen for public pranks, irreverence, and rowdiness. and usually give the photographers the finger. Santas prefer other activities and really like the street musicians, and hang out and sing and dance and entertain the crowds for Christmas and think these are preferable customs. We went to Water Tower Place to check out one of these places where all of the people go to buy crap for Christmas. We went in and wandered around, and were treated rudely by a security guard, who confronted us and called more security guards.About 11 of them escorted us out. We then went to our bikes to leave and were confronted by the police. The police collected all of our beer cans and took them away, dumping the open ones on plants. Santas don’t understand why people mistreat plants and trees so much. At the North Pole, we would treat plants and trees with great respect—if there were any. Here, their only purpose is to be chopped down for Christmas or to make bags to carry around all the crap the people buy. We also don’t understand why the police have the authority to take Italian with a Touch of Mexico GRAND OPENING 935 N. Damen Chicago, IL 60622 Phone: 773-727-5292 Catering: 773-342-668 Creative ~ Hip ~ Energizing Caffe Breakfast ~ Lunch ~ Dinner ~ Sunday Brunch our beer away. They mentioned some violation of Code #850 or something. We didn’t understand such codes. The next stop was across the street at Victoria’s Secret, where the Santas gathered to look at the underwear in the window. Then Mrs. Tall-Bike Santa climbed a tree and showed everyone her underwear. Everybody enjoyed that. After that, we milled around on our bikes, frustrated that on Michigan Avenue it seemed that you could buy anything on Earth except for beer, which was all we needed. One Santa then noticed our confiscated beer in a trashcan. The Santas gleefully attempted to retrieve the beer, only to be thwarted again by the police, who made us throw it away again, threatening to arrest us. Next stop: The WGN Radio station at the Tribune Tower. This is apparently the most popular radio station in Chicago. The Santas thought it was a good idea to get on the radio to spread the word about Santa Rampage. When we arrived, they immediately interrupted their God-awful, boring talk show and reported to the world about the Cycling Santas. They were fascinated and asked what it is all about. The Santas reported the absolute outrage of the police stealing their beer. They asked us a few more questions, and then they shut us off, seeming be worried that this didn’t fit into their programming format. We listened to their radio show for a couple of minutes and then left, wondering why anyone on Earth would even listen to that dreadful station, anyway. Our last stop was at Marshall Fields on State Street. We were treated with great joy from all of the people shopping, children, employees, and sales people who gave us candy, took our pictures, and loved the Santas. We wondered why some people around Michigan Avenue were so uptight. Why did they want to arrest us and kick us out and hit us with their cars, while other places, like those in the stores on State Street, loved the Santa Rampage? But this is the essence of the Santa Rampage. Until next year, ho ho ho. 3 22 Third Coast Press :: December 2004 Chicago Area Events All activities are in Chicago, unless otherwise noted. Out of town events are advertised ONLY if sponsors/endorsers are organizing publicly accessible transportation from the Chicago area. DON’T see your item listed? Don’t let us make that mistake again! Please send your calendar listing to CCAWR@aol.com with the subject heading “CALENDAR.” Write it Down: Tuesday, December 14 DECEMBER 2004 EVENTS SPECIAL NOTICE Tune in for the RETURN of CHICAGO INDEPENDENT MEDIA!! Support one of the most important alternative voices in Chicago media! www.Chicago.indymedia.org COUNTER-INAUGURAL PROTESTS! Get on the buses to DC! Protest the coronation of Bush!! Buses leave Chicago Wednesday evening, January 19 and return Friday morning, January 21. Round trip tickets are $80. Go to chicagoactions.org/cocci for more info. on protests here in Chicago and in DC. ONGOING: 24/7 Union Picket: Support the Congress Hotel Strikers! Congress Hotel, 520 S. Michigan. Sponsor: HERE Local 1. Info: congresshotelstrike.info ONGOING: Support NEIU Faculty Strikers!! 6:30 AM–8PM, Northeastern Illinois University, 5600 N. St. Louis. Sponsor: University Professors of Illinois Local 4100. Info: upilocal4100.org or neiu.edu/~dgrammen ONGOING: There is an exhibit on free speech in Chicago at the Newberry Library, located at 60 W. Walton, at Clark St., about two blocks south of Division. The exhibit is called “Outspoken: Chicago’s Free Speech Tradition.” The library is located directly across the street from Washington Park, popularly known as “Bughouse Square.” The square has long been a place for the exercise of speech by groups and individuals not favored of the establishment. The exhibit includes photographs of the demonstrations for marriage equality held earlier in the. Organized by Newberry Library and the Chicago Historical Society, more information on the exhibit or other aspects of the programming on free speech can be had by contacting jthomas@newberry.org or going to the Web site at newberry.org. Thursday, D2: Student Rally to Support NEIU Strikers! 1:40PM, Northeastern Illinois University, Foster Ave. entrance. Thursday, D2: “Dr. Strangelove,” the Music Box Theater brings back the brilliant anti-militarist satire on the 40th anniversary of its release. 3733 N. Southport. Info: 773-871-6604 Thru Sunday, D12: “From Tel Aviv to Ramallah: A Beatbox Journey,” 15 characters experience everyday life amidst the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Viaduct Theater, 3111 N. Western. Info: 773/296-6024 Wednesday, D1: Attend the City Council meeting to insist that they pass a decent funding package for CAN TV. 10 AM, City Hall, 121 N. LaSalle St., 2nd floor. Info: 312/738-1400 Wednesday, D1: Vida/SIDA observes International World AIDS Day 2004. Vigil, 5:30PM, Puerto Rican Cultural center 2739-41 W. Division. March to Marks Church (Thomas & Campbell), with a program beginning at 6:30PM. This year’s theme recognizes the impact of HIV/AIDS on women and girls. Come celebrate and honor those living and those who have passed away on this international day of observance. This year’s program includes performances by the children of Centro Infantil of the Puerto Rican Cultural center, a performance by Marilyn Camacho of Teatro Urbano, spoken word testimonials by community members impacted by HIV/AIDS, and an update on the campaign to “Save Vida/SIDA.” Info: John Colon 773/278-6737. Wednesday D1: Not In Our Name meeting, 6:30PM, New World Resource Center, 1300 N. Western Ave. Agenda items include discussing the current situation, increasing resistance to the Bush Agenda, the National NION Meeting on December 3rd & 4th in San Francisco, Inauguration protest, and more. Info: 312/502-2202 Wednesday D1: “The Bellwomen: The Story of the Landmark AT&T Sex Discrimination Case.” Hear author Marjorie Stockford. 7:30PM, Woman & Children First, 5233 N. Clark. Thursday, D2: “The Court as an Instrument of Racial Justice: Plessy, Brown & Michigan,” with Theodore M. Shaw of the NAACP Legal Defense & Education Fund. 6:30PM, DuSable Museum, 740 E. 56th. Info: 312/422-5580 or ihc@prairie.org. March and demonstration downtown on the day before the Board of Education decision making meeting on the future of militarization at Senn High School. 4:30PM, meet at the State of Illinois Building (northwest corner of Randolph and Clark Sts.). March around City Hall and to the Board of Education. Info: info@savesenn.org ments, and help plan our fight against the Bush agenda. Thursday, D2 & Friday, D3: “The Battle at the Boardroom Doors.” Next Labor Beat show on CAN TV in Chicago. This half-hour show documents what happened when the Chicago City Colleges Board tried to prevent union members, students and supporters from entering the board room for a public meeting on the strike. The teachers and supporters were told initially that they couldn’t enter because the room was at maximum occupancy, but the Labor Beat camera disproves that. Viewers will be astonished to see Vice Chancellor Donahue clearly removing the maximum occupancy sign so nobody would know what the maximum legal number was. Some may wonder whether removing such a sign is illegal. In any event, it’s a shame that a CCC Vice Chancellor would set such an example for students in this way. The show demonstrates the principled and dramatic stand the teachers union took in fighting for their right to enter the board room. Cablecast on CAN TV, cable Channel 19 in Chicago, 9:30PM, Friday at 4:30PM. Video can be purchased by mailing a check to Labor Beat, 37 S. Ashland Ave., Chicago, IL 60607 (please indicate the title “The Battle at the Boardroom Doors”). Labor Beat is affiliated with IBEW 1220. Views expressed are those of the producers, not necessarily of IBEW 1220. Info: mail@laborbeat.org, 312/226-3330 Friday, D3: “Challenging the militarization of our schools: A forum on the fight to save Senn High School.” 6PM, UNITE HERE Hall, 333 S. Ashland. Hear Senn teacher and Chicago Teachers Union delegate Jesse Sharkey, Stacey Paeth of Military Families Speak Out, Bill Davis of Vietnam Veterans Against the War, Chuck Hutchcraft of AFSC. The meeting has been endorsed by CLAW, Save Senn Coalition, Chicago Labor for Peace Prosperity and Justice, AFSCME Local 2858, International Socialist Organization, Socialist Organizer, Socialist Alternative, and Vietnam Veterans Against the War. Info: chi_labor_antiwar@yahoo.com Friday, D3: Lickity Split Presents…The Candy Apple Freak Show! 9PM @ The Dive, 1659 N. Campbell. Join the Lickity Split Radical Queerleaders in a benefit party to raise money towards The Great Cello Incident of 2004. All proceeds go towards repairing Betsy Chainsaw’s cello that was broken at an Apartment show during Estrojam. Special surprise quests…homo-go-go bar dancers…DJ Ali & Eric from Think Pink spinning…all while the Dive hosts beer and jello shots! So bring your donations and give like its going out of style! Info: LickitySplit@2Die4.com Friday, D3: Chicago Remembers Bhopal. Car pool to visit a Dow Chemical board member. Gather at 5:30PM, UNITE HERE Hall, 333 S. Ashland. Sponsor: South Asian Progressive Action Collective. Info: roshanisaraiya@yahoo.com Friday, D3–Thursday, D9: “Moolade,” Ousmane Sembene’s drama of female circumcision. Music Box Theatre, 3733 N. Southport Saturday, D4: Citizen Action Illinois Annual Convention. Info: 312/427-2114 Thursday, D2: Democracy Workshop, with discussions of who are your representatives, what is the Freedom of Information Act & Open Meetings Act, and more 7–9PM, Citizen Advocacy Center, 238 N. York Rd., Elmhurst, IL. Saturday, D4: Today’s episode of “This Is Hell” features Clayton Swisher, author of The Truth About Camp David, journalist Gary Matsumoto, anthropologist Merryl Wyn Davies, and historian Richard Bulliet. 9AM, WNUR 89.3-FM radio. Info: thisishell.net Thursday, D2: The first meeting of Illinois Progressives United will be held from 7–9 at 1000 Rohlwing Road in Lombard, the DuPage Democrats’ offices. Everyone will receive the DuPage Progressives Resource Booklet that’s been developed. Get to know other progressives in the area, enjoy some refresh- Saturday, D4: 12th Annual People’s Thanksgiving sponsored by Freedom Road Socialist Organization, 4–8PM (dinner at 5PM), Casa Michoacan, 1638 S. Blue Island Ave. Every year we gather fighters from the main fronts of struggle in Chicago. This year join us in recognizing those that have played a leading role in these battles as we say: Dump Bush, End the Occupations of Iraq and Palestine, Fight for Trade Union Rights, Stop Wrongful Imprisonment, and Equal Marriage Rights. This event also tells the truth about the history of this country’s treatment of Native Americans, African Americans, Mexicanos/Chicanos, Puerto Ricans and other oppressed nationality people —a history of national oppression and racism. We don’t accept the myth taught in U.S. schools that European settlers wanted to live in peace with the Indians. The colonists came here to steal this land and carried out genocide. Ours is a PEOPLE’S THANKSGIVING. Tickets: $20, includes dinner. Cash Bar. Proceeds go to benefit Fight Back! / ¡Lucha y Resiste! Newspaper. Art and literature table, kids’ banner making. Info and tickets:For more info or to order tickets: haywood@igc.org Send checks payable to “Fight Back” to P.O. Box 87613, Chicago, IL 60613 Saturday, D4: “Other Lands Have Dreams: Eyewitness to War, Wtiness for Peace,” with Kathy Kelly of Voices in the Wilderness addressing the Tom Neumann Memorial Forum. 2:30PM, Oak Park Library, 834 Lake St., Oak Park, IL. Sponsor: Friends of the Third Unitarian Church. Info: thirdunitarianchurch.org Saturday, D4: Remember May Molina—friend, mother, grandmother and activist—with a Celebration of Lights. Bring a wrapped toy for Santa Claus to hand out to the children. A donation of clothing or non-perishable food would also be appreciated. 5PM, memorial service. 5:30PM, refreshments and carriage rides. Mount Olive Cemetery, 3800 N. Marragansett Avenue, Section/Blk: LM. Grave: 7. Info: 773/286-3770. Saturday, D4: “The Days of the Martys and the Saints: the Enduring Memory of the Haymarket Tragedy and other Labor Massacres.” 10AM, Chicago Historical Society, 1600 N. Clark St. Saturday, D4: “Other Lands Have Dreams: Eyewitness to War, Witness for Peace.” Hear Kathy Kelly of Voices In The Wilderness address the Tom Neumann Memorial Forum. 2:30PM, Oak Park Library, 834 Lake St., Oak Park, IL. Sponsor: Friends of the Third Unitarian Church. Info: thirdunitarianchurch.org Saturday, D4–Sunday, D5: “Magical Activism, Activism and Beyond,” a weekend intensive seminar, December 4 & 5, 2004 from 1PM to 9PM. each day. Activism is more than just protesting. This workshop seeks to link personal experience and spiritual practice to the larger global web. We will examine how we each experience privilege and oppression, and how we can claim our privilege to enrich and heal our society as a whole. By weaving co-creation and resistance, we will awaken imagination within ourselves, and embark on the journey to change consciousness on a societal scale. We will study histories and theories of nonviolent activism to inform our process. We will develop our personal intentions and concrete actions for social change through grounding, aura exercises, deep visioning, accessing elemental and spiritual connections in urban areas, and skill sharing. Please wear comfortable clothing, and along with your journals, bring the tactics you already utilize in your life, in community building and on the streets. Classes will be held at Grace United Methodist Church of Logan Square, 3325 W. Wrightwood Ave. (corner of Wrightwood and Kimball, 3 blocks from the “Logan Square” Blue Line stop. Kimball bus stops right in front of the church. Street parking is also available). Cost is $75-150 sliding scale. Pay what you can afford, no one will be turned away for lack of funds. Reserve space by sending a $25 deposit by November 12 to Chicago Reclaiming, Inc., P.O. Box 64976, Chicago, IL 60664-0976. Info and registration also at chicagoreclaiming.org. More info: river@chicagoreclaiming.org or 773/506-1099. Sunday, D5: “Peace, Propaganda, and the Promised Land: U.S. Media & the IsraeliPalestinian Conflict,” a film and discussion on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict over Israel’s occupation of Palestinian land seized in 1967, and the treatment of the situation by the U.S. media. Film produced by the Media Education Foundation. 7PM at Chicago Filmmakers, 5243 N. Clark. Co-sponsored by Not In My Name, Andersonville Neighbors for Peace, and Chicago Filmmakers. For information call 773/2503225. There will be a suggested fund-raiser donation of $7. Info: 773/250-3225 Sunday, D5: Join us for the 11th annual pancake/waffle breakfast to benefit the Puerto Rican political prisoners and the Family Learning Center in the Puerto Rican community. 9:30AM–1PM at the Puerto Rican Cultural Center, 2739-41 W. Division, tickets $5–20. Sponsored by Prairie Fire Organizing Committee Info: 773/278-6706 Sunday, D5: Fair Trade Holiday Market and Amnesty card writing event. Fair trade holiday gifts & card writing to prisoners of conscience featured by Amnesty International. Noon–3PM, Countryside Unitarian Church, 1025 N. Smith Rd., Palatine, IL. Info: 847/359-8440 Monday, D6: Art party for International Human Rights Day event. 6PM at 2502 W. Division. Sponsor: Peace Pledge Chicago. Info: 312/494-5840 Tuesday, D7: “Taken By Surprise…Again.” On the 63rd anniversary of Pearl Harbor, join with activist Harold Taggart as he discusses David Ray Griffin’s book, The New Pearl Harbor. Griffin ventures where many haven’t dared to go in speculating as to what may have actually occurred on September 11, 2001. In his carefully constructed research he comes up with many different possible scenarios. Provocative discussion encouraged —come and bring your own point of view as to how September 11 came about. 7PM, Acme Arts Center, 1741 N. Western Ave. (at Bloomingdale Street, parking available along either side of Western). Donation $5, pay what you can. Tuesday, D7: Casey Schwartz of the Broadway Youth Center will be the guest speaker at Illinois Gender Advocates, 7:30PM at New Spirit Metropolitan Community Church, 542 S. Scoville Ave., Oak Park, IL. Tuesday, D7: Chicago Youth for Conscientious Objection book sale. 9AM–noon and 6–8:30PM, Portage Park Center for The Arts, 3914 N. Menard. Book donations accepted. Info: hollyhobbiegal@yahoo.com or beadfairy@sbcglobal.net Wednesday, D8: Women are asked to join in planning International Women’s Day (March 8th, 2005). Planning meeting will be at 6PM, Wednesday, December 8 at 2502 W. Division. Info: 773/278-6706 Wednesday, D8: “Civil Liberties: The Next Four Years,” benefit for the Chicago Committee to Defend the Bill of Rights. 6PM, The HotHouse, 31 E. Balbo St. (co-sponsored by The Bill of RIghts Foundation). Speakers are Kit Gage, Director, First Amendment Foundation and National Committee Against Repressive Legislation and founder and President, National Coalition to Protect Political Freedom; Lewis Myers, Jr., nationally known civil and human rights attorney, and founder and President of the Institute of Criminal Justice at Kennedy King College. Food, cash bar. Admission: one person $35, two people $50; program only (7PM) $20. Tickets will be held at the door. Discounted parking available at 710 S. Wabash (the building adjacent to the Hothouse). Info: 312/93-.0675 Wednesday, D8: Come to a 9/11 film extravaganza, featuring “9/11 In Plane Site,” produced by The Power Hour, and “The Great Conspiracy,” by Barry Zwicker. Discussion to follow. 7–9:30PM, $2 donation, Healing Earth Resources, 3111 N. Ashland. Info: drlora@ameritech.net Wednesday, D8: Come to a forum on “The Battle for Chicago Schools,” discussing “Renaissance 2010,” plans for a Naval Academy at Senn High, and the attacks on unions at NEIU and the City Colleges. Panel features a Chicago City Colleges teacher and member of the Cook County College Teachers’ Union (CCCTU), Jesse Sharkey, a Chicago Teachers Union Delegate and member of the Save Senn Coalition, a member of the University Professionals of Illinois (UPI) at NEIU, Sam Jordan of NEIU Students for Faculty Rights, and Jason Johnston of the Chicago City Colleges Student Solidarity Committee. Additional speakers are being confirmed. Organizations listed for identification only. This forum is sponsored by the International Socialist Organization. 7PM, University of Illinois-Chicago, Chicago Circle Center, Room 605, 750 S. Halsted. Info: socialistworker.org Wednesday, D8: “Civil Liberties: The Next Four Years,” a benefit for the Chicago Committee to Defend the Bill of Rights and The Bill of Rights Foundation. Speakers include Kit Gage, Director of the First Amendment Foundation and the National Committee Against Repressive Legislation, Founder and President, National Coalition to Protect Political Third Freedom. Lewis Myers, Jr., is a nationally known civil and humans rights attorney, and founder and President, Institute of Crimainl Justice at Kennedy King College. Food, cash bar. 6PM, The HotHouse, 31 E. Balbo St. Admission: one ticket, $35; two tickets, $50; program only, at 7PM, $20. Info: 312/939-0675 Wednesday, D8: Illinois School of the Americas Watch meeting. 7PM, DePaul University, 2233 N. Kenmore Thursday, D9: “Crossroads of Crisis: Violence Against Women and the HIV/AIDS Epidemic.” 6PM, Grace Pl., 637 S. Dearborn. Panelists include Debra Fleming of Chicago Women’s AIDS Project, HIV/AIDS activist Ida Byther-Smith, and Tracy Fischman of Planned Parenthood. Sponsors: AIDS Foundation of Chicago, Amnesty International, and Chicago Women’s AIDS Project. Info: 312/435-6393 or mpurdue@aiusa.org Thursday, D9: Mass public forum! CEO of Schools Arne Duncan has promised to attend during the first hour. 5:30–7PM, North Shore Baptist Church, 5244 N. Lakewood (3 blocks east of Clark, one block north of Foster; at the corner of Berwyn and Lakewood, two blocks west of the Berwyn stop on the Red Line). Info: info@savesenn.org Thursday, D9 & Friday, D10: “The Battle at the Boardroom Doors.” Next Labor Beat show on CAN TV in Chicago. This half-hour show documents what happened when the Chicago City Colleges Board tried to prevent union members, students and supporters from entering the board room for a public meeting on the strike. The teachers and supporters were told initially that they couldn’t enter because the room was at maximum occupancy, but the Labor Beat camera disproves that. Viewers will be astonished to see Vice Chancellor Donahue clearly removing the maximum occupancy sign so nobody would know what the maximum legal number was. Some may wonder whether removing such a sign is illegal. In any event, it’s a shame that a CCC Vice Chancellor would set such an example for students in this way. The show demonstrates the principled and dramatic stand the teachers union took in fighting for their right to enter the board room. Cablecast on CAN TV, cable Channel 19 in Chicago, 9:30PM. Friday at 4:30. Video can be purchased by mailing a check to Labor Beat, 37 S. Ashland Ave., Chicago, IL 60607 (please indicate the title “The Battle at the Boardroom Doors”). Labor Beat is affiliated with IBEW 1220. Views expressed are those of the producers, not necessarily of IBEW 1220. Info: mail@laborbeat.org, 312/226-3330 Friday, D10: Chicago Anti-Bashing Network live call-in show on CAN-TV, 6:30–6:55PM on Cable Channel 21 in Chicago. Friday, D10: Pathfinders Prevention Education Fund honors advocates, activists, consumers, friends and supporters in the struggle for HIV prevention and AIDS awareness. Honorees include long-time activist Darryl Gordon. 6–8:30PM, Akainyah Art Gallery, 357 W. Erie St. Reservations required. Phone 773/533-5753 or 773/533-5755. Friday, D10: Initiating an ongoing Friday vigil for peace, a group of health care workers invite Chicago area people to join them on Friday, December 10, (Human Rights Day), for a gathering that calls for an end to war and urges that US resources be directed toward meeting human needs at home and abroad, rather than causing ongoing war and impoverishment. 3:30PM, 845 S. Damen, UIC College of Nursing entrance. Info: Gerri Gorman, R.N./Ph.D., 312/4139013, ggorman@uic.edu Friday, D10: “What Really Happened in Ohio on November 2nd?” A video of first Ohio hearing on voting irregularities and suppression in Columbus, Ohio. 7:30PM, World Folk Music Company, 1808 W. 103rd. Sponsor: Southsiders for Peace, Citizens for Truth Coalition, Progressive Democrats of Illinois, Friends of the Green Planet. Info: welcomechange@sbcglobal.net or 773/445-6698 Friday, D10: Chicago Homeless Veterans Standdown. A day of health care, food, & shelter for homeless veterans. Sponsor: Vietnam Veterans Against The War. General Jones Armory, Washington Park, 5200 S. Cottage Grove. Info: 773/276-4189 Saturday, D11: “Free Speech and the ‘Kids of Fairytown,” a discussion of open gay life on Chicago’s Near North Side in the 1930s. 11 AM. Chicago Historical Society, 1600 North Clark St. Saturday, D11: Join us to celebrate International Human Rights Day! Noon. Water Tower Plaza at Chicago and Michigan Avenue. This is an open invitation for all groups and individuals to creatively express what Human Rights means to them by bringing signs, sandwich boards, banners and flags to Water Tower on Saturday, December 11. We will create a visible presence at Water Tower Plaza to remind holiday shoppers of the importance of International Human Rights Day. We hope you will join with us. We will have an art party one week before on Monday, December 6 at 6pPM at 2502 W. Division. Info: 312/494-5840 Sponsor: Peace Pledge Chicago Saturday, D11: Symposium on Human Rights in Guatemala. Hear congresswoman Nineth Montenegro of Alianza Nueva Nacion party, Mario Polanco of Mutual Support Group (GAM), and Oscar Chacón of Enlaces América 6PM. Sponsor: Foundation of Human Rights in Guatemala. Info: 773/250-3407 or info@fhrg.org or fhrg.org Saturday, D11: The Crisis in Mass Transit, Health Care, and Independent Political Action. Hear Nick Skala & Ida Hellander of Physicians for a National Health Program, and others. 4PM, Heartland Café, 7000 N. Glenwood. Sponsors: Midwest Unrest, Green Alliance, others Sunday, D12: The Partisan Defense Committee is sponsoring its nineteenth annual Holiday Appeal for Class-War Prisoners. Organize to fight to free Mumia Abu-Jamal and other victims of racist capitalist injustice. The Holiday Appeal fundraising party raises funds to send monthly stipends to these class-war prisoners. 3–7PM, UE Hall, 37 S. Ashland (at Monroe). Enjoy music, dancing, food, and political conversation. Info: 312/563-0442 Tuesday, D14: March and demonstration downtown on the day before the Board of Education decision making meeting on the future of militarization at Senn High School. 4:30PM, meet at the State of Illinois Building (northwest corner of Randolph and Clark Sts.). March around City Hall and to the Board of Education. Info: info@savesenn.org Tuesday, D14: Trial of protesters for gay marriage rights—Cathy Ann Joseph, Angela James and Andy Thayer—arrested at David Orr’s Cook County Marriage License Bureau on May 18th. Come show your support for equal rights for all! 9AM, 1340 S. Michigan Ave. Info: CABNstopthehate@aol.com Wednesday, D15: Protest while the Chicago Board of Education votes on the Naval takeover of Senn High School. Info: info@savesenn.org Wednesday, D15: Health Care Justice Campaign Candlelight Vigil. 5–7PM, State of Illinois Building. Sponsor: Campaign for Better Health Care. Info: 312/913-9449 Thursday, D16: “Romance and Reaction.” Eric Miller discusses Stendahl’s “The Red & the Black.” 7PM, Acme Art Works, 1741 N. Western. Sponsor: Open University of the Left. Info: 847/677-5474. Thursday, D16: “Edward Said: The Last Interview,” author & Palestinian activist talks with British journalist Charles Glass. 6:15PM, Siskel Film Center, 164 N. State. Friday, D17: Tonight the Chicago Gay Youth Center, 1218 W. Addison, will begin hosting monthly youth parties called “Curiosity” for LGBT youth 18–23. 9PM at the Center. Youth 18 and under must be CGY members to attend for legal purposes. Saturday, D18: Stop CAT (Caterpillar, Inc.) Coalition meeting. 1–3PM, New World Resource Center, 1300 N. Western Ave. Info: ISMinChicago@aol.com or 773/489-3505 Sunday, D19: ISM-Chicago monthly potluck meeting. 5‒7PM. Sponsor: International Solidarity Movement/Chicago. Info: ISMinChicago@aol.com or 773/489-3505 Wednesday, D22: The Ying and Yang of Film showings, with “Holes in Heaven,” a documentary about the HAARP system, “Another World Is Possible, North American Voices at the World Social Forum,” followed by a discussion about Intentional Living Communities. All the while enjoying a Vegetarian Christmas Potluck, bring what ever you would like to share including wine! 7PM–whenever they kick us out, no donation! Healing Earth, 3111 N. Ashland. Info: drlora@ameritech.net Thursday, D23: Be MARY! Celebrate the holidays with the Chicago Anti-Bashing Network at their annual holiday soiree. “A List” gays NOT invited! Strictly B to Z. 6PM–?, home of Bob Schwartz, 5445 N. Kenmore, 2nd floor, Chicago. Info: 773/878-3697 ONGOING EVENTS Daily, 7–9PM: Democracy Now! is now in Chicago! Amy Goodman, Juan Gonzalez, and their guests are a daily independent source of news on matters like the occupation of Iraq. WZRD, 88.3 FM Mondays–Fridays, 3:45PM: Pacifica’s Free Speech Radio News on WZRD 88.3 FM Mondays–Fridays, 6PM: Pacifica’s Free Speech Radio News on WLUW 88.7 FM. Mondays, 6PM: Peace Pledge Chicago meetings, 2502 W. Division. Mondays, 7–9PM: Twice-monthly meeting (1st and 3rd Mondays) of Andersonville Neighbors for Peace, at North Shore Baptist Church, 5242 N. Lakewood, Room 131. Mondays: 1st Mondays of each month, 7PM: Department of Peace Coalition meetings. Thomas Ford Library, 800 Chestnut, Western Springs. MarjorieZ@DOPC.us Tuesdays, 8PM: Silent Presence for Peace at the Federal Building—Peace Vigil, Federal Plaza, Dearborn & Jackson. 8th Day Center for Justice: 312/641-5151 Tuesdays, 9PM–NOON. Progressive radio show on WZRD-FM, 88.3 FM Tuesdays, 6–7PM: Weekly protest against the occupation of Iraq, northwest corner of 95th and Coast Press Western Ave. Proceeds the weekly 7:30PM meeting of South Siders for Peace at the Beverly Unitarian Church, 10244 S. Longwood Dr, Chicago. Info: lswolf@imaxx.net Tuesdays, Alernating (D7 & 21): Chicago Coalition Against War & Racism general meeting. All who want to organize against war and racism are welcome! 6:30PM, 1st Methodist Temple, 77 W. Washington (at Clark), 2nd floor “Heritage Room.” Info: call 888/4710874 or e-mail CCAWR@aol.com. Tuesdays, 7PM (2nd & 4th of each month): Hyde Park Committee Against War and Racism weekly meeting at University Church, 57th and University, Chicago. Info: chicagoantiwar.org/hydepark/hpcawr.html Wednesdays, 3PM: Food Not Bombs: Meals for the Hungry. Loyola El Station. Wednesdays, 4–6PM: Northside Peace Gathering. Three Cornered Island of Peace: Milwaukee, Logan & Kedzie Aves. Protesting war and empire since Sept. 2, 2003. Info: mundopaz3@hotmail.com Thursdays, 1:30PM: “The Ministry of Truth,” a weekly haven for left-wing thought and comment with Chicago Media Action’s Mitchell Szczepanczyk. WHPK 88.5-FM radio. Info: msszczep@midway.uchicago.edu or whpk.uchicago.edu Thursdays, 5–6PM: “Party from Damascus” radio program on WHPK, 88.5 FM. Politics plus Arab music: shaabi, pop, dabke, khaleeji and MORE! Thursdays, 7:30–9:30PM: Neighbors for Peace weekly meeting. St. Nicholas Church, 806 Ridge Ave. Evanston Thursdays, 7PM: Southside Slam. Open Mics at N’diga Coffee & Books, 3510 W. 63rd Street. List opens at 6PM, performances begin at 7PM. Bring a gently used book and get in free ($2 otherwise, performers free, no cookbooks please). Non-smoking, children friendly environment. Info: 773/925-2517 Thursdays, 9PM: Homolatee, Queer Words and Music, hosted by Scott Free. No Exit Café, 6970 N. Glenwood. scottfree.net/homolatte.html Every last Saturday of the month: Waukegan Foodnot-Bombs will be serving vegetarian and vegan food to all those who wish to eat at Jack Benny Plaza in downtown Waukegan. People who can bring or donate food are highly appreciated, but the most important thing is your stomach and your sense of social justice. Please contact the RedAlert Collective for more info. redalertcollective.cjb.net or redalertcollective36@hotmail.com Saturdays, 9PM: “This Is Hell” irreverent radio show. WNUR 89.3-FM. Info: thisishell.net Saturdays, 9PM: “Live from the Heartland” progressive radio show. WLUW 88.7-FM. Info: heartlandcafe.com Saturdays, 2–4PM: Northside Peace Gathering. Three Cornered Island of Peace: Milwaukee, Logan & Kedzie Aves. Protesting war and empire since Sept. 2, 2003. Info: mundopaz3@hotmail.com Saturdays, 5PM: Food Not Bombs serving at 18th St. and Loomis. Sundays, Noon–1PM: Not In My Name weekly vigil: End Israel’s occupation of the West Bank, Gaza Strip & East Jerusalem. Water Tower Place, 830 N. Michigan. Info: nimn.org Sundays, 1–2:45PM: Food Not Bombs serving free vegetarian meals to the hungry @ corner of Lincoln and Fullerton. Sundays (2nd & 4th), 4PM: Chicago Indymedia general meeting. 3411 W. Diversey, ring bell, we’ll let you in. Info: 773/384-8544 or IMC-chicago@indymedia.org EMERGENCY RESPONSE PLAN TO WAR & RACISM, SPONSORED BY CCAWR 1. If the U.S. starts another full scale war on another country besides Iraq, a protest will take place at 5PM+ at the Federal Plaza, Adams & Dearborn Sts., Chicago, the day the bombing begins. There will be a larger follow up protest at the same time & place the day after. 2. In the event of a provocative attack on community leaders or organizations in the Chicago area, CCAWR has constructed a phone tree to mobilize the community to quickly protest the attack, whether at a police station, federal government office, or other appropriate place. To get on the Emergency Response phone tree / e-mail list and receive regular calendar updates such as this one, send your contact information to CCAWR@aol.com Chicago Coalition Against War & Racism CCAWR@aol.com, chicagoantiwar.org 312/458-9559, 888/471-0874 :: December 2004 23 812 West Belmont, 2nd Floor (Enter on Dayton) (773) 868-9263 6431 N. Sheridan (773) 465-1539 226 S. Wabash, 2nd Floor (312) 692-1778