March 2013 - Nigerian Watch
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March 2013 - Nigerian Watch
E E R F LOVING LAGOS Samuel Kasumu on his belated return home Page 10 HAIR RAISING The beauty who thought she was a beast Page 30 EL-RUFAI Why Nigeria needs you (diasporans) back Page 16 NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 Issue No 011 MoNthly to Inspire, Inform and Entertain WHY WE’RE THE 37TH STATE nigerianwatch.com INSIDE News 3 Goodluck in London and shaking hands with OBJ 6 4 Presidents launch OOF 7 Beyoncé sports Naija style 8 Canuk head to the regions Features 17 Picture special football on the streets of Africa 18 Nnimmo Bassey on Shell and ‘sabotage’ ruling 20 Maternity services and mothers’ courage Life & Style 27 Monochrome March 31 W0W festival lowdown 35 Afro Hits latest gist Business & Property 22 Minister of finance sets out Nigeria’s stall Education 37 Win the chance to pay off your student loan Sport 48 West Ham to host UK African Nations Cup final 2 NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 NEWSWATCH The right to vote o ver recent months the Nigerian government has been consulting with over 200 constituencies in Nigeria on the issue of constitutional reform. one of the key clauses addresses the issue of diaspora voting. Soon we will know whether they support giving us the vote. We hope they do. It is something that Nigerians in the diaspora want and is something we should be given by rights. Most citizens in the world are allowed to vote in their homeland elections wherever they live. So many bogus arguments are made against giving us this right. We aren’t registered. this is easily remedied by giving the vote initially only to those that are prepared to and do register. the other major charge is that we don’t pay taxes. As we report on page 15, the diaspora essentially pays as much into Nigeria’s real economy as is collected in “income” tax at home. our government says it wants to engage with us. We want that. But engagement is a two-way street. Give us the vote we want and we will be in a position to add greater value to our country than we already do. We will have a stake in our future. Keeping us locked out threatens to alienate the second and third generation. We hope our brothers and sisters vote to Maryanne Jemide, MD give us the vote. NIGERIAN WATCH Publishers tevin Jemide & Victor omosevwerha Publisher/Managing Director Maryanne Jemide PR Director Ilonka omosevwerha Managing Editor Jon hughes Art Editor Cathy Constable Contributors obah Iyamu; harriet ogbeide; AJ James; Ayo Akinfe; Funmi odegbami; Samuel Kasumu; Nnimmo Bassey; Fatimah yo-Fanah Kelleher; Ngozi Chief Cartoonist harold ogbeide Office address Nigerian Watch Chartwell house 292 hale lane Edgware Middlesex hA8 8NP Email editor@nigerianwatch.com marketing@nigerianwatch.com sales@nigerianwatch.com Website www.nigerianwatch.com tel: 020 8588 9640 Fax: 020 7160 5232 Nigerian Watch is a monthly newspaper owned by Green World Media ltd. Views expressed in this newspaper do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the publisher. All rights reserved. No part of the newspaper may be reproduced in any form without the written consent of the publisher. To advertise call 0208 588 9640 or email sales@nigerianwatch.com Follow us on Twitter @NigerianWatch GOODLUCK The issues of trade, oil and security topped the agenda when President Goodluck Jonathan came to London for a series of high level meetings including a summit with Prime Minister David Cameron, writes AJ James. His six-day working trip would also see him attend the gala dinner to mark the launch of the eponymously-named Foundation of the the former Nigerian President (19992007) Olusegun Obasanjo, take in the African Cup of Nations Final at his hotel and a Like us on Facebook facebook.com/NigerianWatch NEWSWATCH NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 3 IN LONDON flying visit to meet his French counterpart President Francois Hollande (see below). President Jonathan touched down in the UK on Wednesday, as the Super Eagles were easing their way to the Afcon finals with a convincing 4-1 victory over Mali. The temptation to turn around and head to South Africa and bask in the re- The other hot topics related to trade and the petroleum industry bill, which the UK government has said is seen as the key indicator as to whether Nigeria’s reform agenda is taking root. Prime Minister Cameron greeted President Jonathan on the steps to 10 Downing Street on Monday, and discussions between the two lasted for PRESIDENTIAL VISIT: (from above, r-l) President Jonathan is greeted on arrival in the UK at his hotel by community leaders and dignitaries, including Nigerian Watch publisher Maryanne Jemide; celebrating Nigeria’s triumph in the African Cup of Nations with his wife Patience and friends; being greeted on the steps of 10 Downing Street by UK Prime Minister David Cameron flected glory of the football team must have been immense. Yet the President remained focused on his itinerary, with security concerns arising out of Mali being a key item on the agenda. about one hour. Earlier President Jonathan had also met with the Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg. A statement issued by 10 Downing Street said the PM and President “discussed growing trade ties between Nigeria and the UK, which they were pleased to note had increased by 40 per cent in 2012. “They also discussed key growth sectors, including oil and gas, and how to ensure the Nigerian Petroleum Bill encouraged maximum investment from other countries in Nigeria’s energy sector.” To facilitate this the Prime Minister offered the UK’s support to help President Jonathan tackle theft from oil pipelines. The two leaders also discussed how the UK and Nigeria could work together to ensure stability in Mali, “including UK support through the EU training mission and the Nigerian contribution to the African-led International Support Mission to Mali (AFISMA)”. The President also set out his government’s efforts to ensure stability in Northern Nigeria, and both he and Mr Cameron expressed shock and dismay at the recent tragic attacks on health workers in Kano, referring to the murder of nine female health workers involved in the national immunisation campaign against polio in two separate attacks in Nassarawa and Taraunil local government areas of Kano State. ...and Paris with President Hollande At a joint press conference the French and Nigerian Presidents outlined their strategy for Mali. having routed the insurgents the focus was now on “securing” territory and towns, said President hollande. President Jonathan said that the African led international support mission to Mali would stay in place to stop the rebels returning “as terrorists, using guerilla tactics”. he also emphasised the need for fast and fair elections in the war torn country, to create a secure environment. the solution, he cautioned, “will take some time.” l the tail end of the Nigerian President’s convoy was involved in a crash on the way to the Elysee Palace. According to reports, the President’s entourage was too large to be accommodated in the official motorcade provided by the French, so some of his aides hired cars and one of these was involved in the collison. No one was hurt. OBJ and GLJ’s historic handshake the former President olusegun obasanjo and his acolyte the current President Goodluck Jonathan sat down to dinner together at the launch of the former’s Foundation. And, after President Jonathan had spoken from the stage he and Mr obasanjo discretely shook hands. Something that could not have been imagined just days before. It has long been known the two men have been at loggerheads, a situation that was exacerbated by the recent release by former oBJ loyalist Nasir Ahmad El-Rufai of his political memoirs. In this book El-Rufai states that oBJ thought Jonathan a “weak character”, who he nominated for the vice presidency in 2007 because he thought he would be able to control him and the then President, yar’Adua. Indeed, the Punch newspaper reported that days before both men arrived in london a “peace camp” was inititated by among others Aliko Dangote, who attended the Foundation launch, to end the sniping between the two men and their supporters. It would seem both men had the forthcoming 2015 Presidential election in mind, with the major concern for the incumbent being to show effective leadership for the party under his Presidency. 6 NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 Follow us on Twitter @NigerianWatch NEWSWATCH OOF launches amid spectacular fanfare By AJ JAMES Four Presidents and Africa’s richest man flew in to Britain to attend the glittering launch of former Nigerian President’s eponymously named, Olusegun Obasanjo Foundation (OOF). Over 1,000 people gathered at the the Great Room of the Grosvenor House Hotel on Park Lane to celebrate the launch of the foundation, which has the aim of “advancing human security for all”. In conversation with Lord Peter Mandelson – the man credited with creating New Labour party – the for- mer President, commonly known as OBJ, explained, “The foundation of human security is personal security and survival. After you have achieved this, education, health, employment are the key issues. “Human security is the responsibility of all of us, for all of us – Government has their responsibility; the private sector has theirs; and civil society has theirs. It is not a single sum game. If it is advanced for all, it is in the best interest for the rest of us. So we all have a responsibility for the advancement of human security.” The Foundation has four specific initiatives; feed Africa, to reduce hunger, poverty and malnutrition; youth empowerment and employment, to focus on training and jobs skills for African youths; girl child education, to support young girls’ personal development and education; and non-communicable diseases, to tackle conditions such as sickle cell, hypertension, diabetes and water borne diseases. Promoted as an African solution to an African problem, OBJ responded vigorously to cynical quesabout “why another tions foundation”. “My answer to that,” he said, “Is that with all the governments, private sector and all the big foundations (such as Ford and Rockerfella) are doing in these different areas, if things are still as bad as they are it means that either we need more foundations or we need to do things differently, or we need to deliver more effectively or we need to remove some defects in the way we do things.” He said OOF was not out to reinvent the wheel but to make the wheel more efficient, by identifying the organisations already in the field so as to enhance what they are doing and extend best practice. He promised the foundation would be transparent so donors could see where their money was going and how it is having an impact. Prior to OBJ taking the stage the Presidents of Liberia, Nigeria, Benin and Ghana – (pictured, r-l) Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, Goodluck Jonathan, Thomas Yayi Boni and John Dramani Mahama respectively – took part in a panel discussion. Their host Richard Attias said, “Africa is a continent with an amazing generation of youth and talent and what they want to hear from you tonight is the reason to be optimistic, to hope.” “Africa is rising,” said President Sirleaf. “There's no question that there are great improvements. Our growth rates and the attraction of private capital are now at very high levels; and it’s also that Democracy is strong – two or three successive elections in which the people’s choice has been respected.” All four Presidents agreed that the priority for the younger generation was “education, education, education.” President Jonathan said stability was key to being able to provide that. A theme that was advanced by newly elected President Mahama of Ghana. He told the gathering, “Peace and stability are critical. It is on that which you build governance and democracy and on that you can reap the dividend, education and skills acquisition.” Like us on Facebook facebook.com/NigerianWatch BEYONCÉ HITS BACK – NAIJA STYLE Stung by a chorus of criticism over her decision to mime the US national anthem during President obama’s inaugaration ceremony, Beyoncé answered her critics in true Naija style. Preceeding worldwide coverage of her Superbowl performance, Beyoncé sported london-based designer Wale Adeyemi B-side bobble hat and ‘Can I live’ sweatshirt at rehearsal – elevating the brand to musthave status, with a 2-3-week waiting list for the sweat. It was the start of a great month for Nigerian designers, who featured large at both New york and london fashion weeks. Wanamei, Jazz Effect and Zhalima Grozioni both showcased at NyFW after ‘winning the opportunity’ at last September’s African Fashion & Design Week. Meanwhile, established Nigerian designer Duro olowu partied to celebrate his collection going on sale at JCPenney next month. Back on this side of the pond and debuting in london Josh And Nicol unveiled NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 NEWSWATCH 7 SCHOOLS HISTORY VICTORY The government has performed a U-turn on plans to remove Mary Seacole and Oladuah Equiano from the school curriculum in the face of a 35,000-name petition from Operation Black Vote (OBV). Simon Woolley, Director of OBV, who set up the petition on campaigning site change.org, said, “This is a great victory for education. Our children and generation of children to come will learn of the great exploits of both Mary Seacole and Oladauh Equiano. Our history’s rich diversity will both educate and inspire young students black and white.” Change.org’s John Coventry added, “This is a fantastic example of people power in action. The power of the story of Mary Seacole and the importance of her inclusion in children’s education clearly resonated with people across the UK. We’re very pleased change.org could help win this campaign.” MP praises Nigerian church their new Autumn/Winter 2013 collection during london Fashion Week. Showcasing at Woven threads Bridget Awosika (right), Ejiro Amos tafiri, Kola Kuddus, Meena, orange Culture, Wisdom Franklyn, 83&80 designers highlighted the art of textile craftsmanship in Nigeria and the Nigerian fashion industry. After Paris – the fashion crowd descends on lagos... Margaret Hodge MP has hailed the Living Faith Connections Church, a parish of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, as being “part of the success” of the community. Mrs Hodge gave the commendation at the Good Neighbourhood Scheme Awards, where leaders and public servants were honoured by the church. Speaking after receiving GNS award herself, Mrs Hodge, who representing the borough of Barking and Dagenham in parliament praised the church for supporting the work of the local councillors and said the African and Caribbean communities were “an important and growing part of a really wonderful place to live.” She said, “We must resist scapegoating immigrants and promote multi- racial, multi-ethnic and multi-faith community.” At the awards designed by Pastor Christian Adeoye, a long standing senior pastor in the UK, nine dignitaries were honoured for their immense effort and contribution towards improving the lives of community members in the London Borough of Barking and Dagenham, UK, where an estimated 20 per cent of the population is of African descent. 8 NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 Nigerian Watch Global Hero Meet the News Hawk (right), our avatar on a mission to eradicate world polio. News Hawk is one of a growing army of Global Heroes, designed to get the G8 to commit to continued funding of the polio eradication initiative. The campaign has been launched by the Global Poverty Project – a partnership of the World Health Organisation, Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, Rotary International and Unicef UK. Nigeria is among a handful of countries where polio remains an issue; Pakistan, Afghanistan, Niger and Chad being the others. The future of the eradication programme in these countries is in doubt because of uncertainty over continued funding. By creating an avatar you sign a peti- Follow us on Twitter @NigerianWatch NEWSWATCH £9 MINIMUM WAGE SETS A PRECEDENT Barking & Dagenham Council are to implement a £9 per hour wage for their lowest paid workers, 45p per hour above the current london living Wage. Barking and Dagenham will become the first local authority in the UK to guarantee all its lowest paid employees a min- imum wage of £9 an hour or £16,425 a year. the Council’s Cabinet agreed in February that all permanent council staff and agency staff working on council assignments, be paid the equivalent of £9 per hour, 45 pence above the london living wage. Councillor liam Smith said the change woiuld boost the local economy. “We have over 1,500 low paid workers and this decision impacts on those who need it most like cleaners, catering staff and teaching assistants – the majority of whom are local residents,” he said. Regions among Canuk’s priorities for 2013 Over sixty delegates attended the Annual General Meeting of Canuk (Central Association of Nigerians UK) at the High Commission in London on 23 Feb. ton calling on the UK government to continue funding. Without it, it is feared funding will be curtailed at the Global Vaccine Summit taking place in Abu Dhabi next month. To create an avatar and sign the petition visit www. globalheroes.theendofpolio.com After a hugely successful Olympic year in 2012 the organisation’s chief officers were re-elected by the delegates; Chief Bimbo Roberts Folayan remains as the organisation’s Chairman and Chima Olugh, Vice Chairman. In his annual report Mr Roberts said Canuk had gone from strength to strength over the preceding year. “Never in the history of Nigerians in the UK has Canuk been more popular, both in the UK and in Nigeria,” he said. “We have successfully worked with the High Commission, the British authorities and contributed to Nigeria through different initiatives. “We still have a few challenges but in the last year we have mobilised more Nigerians to show interest in the matters concerning the community, provided a voice for the community, intervened in important matters concerning the community and played several roles in the interest and welfare of Nigerians in the UK and of course the interest of our Motherland.” The priorities for the future are to rejuvenate and reach out to the regions – being too London-centric was one of the key issues raised by the delegates. “We now plan to work with the High Commission to do community meetings with Nigerians in the regions this year due to complaints that the regions are being neglected in Canuk affairs,” Mr Roberts confirmed. On rejuvenating the organisation he said, “We need to start involving our children in the management of Canuk. This year I intend to work more with the youths. They should take over after us, so let us start to bring our children more into Canuk so that they can collaborate on all fronts.” Another initiative will investigate how the organisation can become more responsive to issues in the UK affecting the Nigerian community here. The question being how does Canuk and its member organisations best engage with the different arms of government – from immigration and policing through health and social care to youth and education policy. “As Canuk and through our respective associations we represent Nigerians in the UK,” said Mr Olugh. “When things happen we need to be able to engage directly with those responsible.” This will form a central theme of a project plan being developed by Mr Olugh. Like us on Facebook facebook.com/NigerianWatch NEWSWATCH CHUKKY VENN IS VIEWERS’ FAVOURITE “WE WOMEN OWN THE WORLD” MAYOR TELLS ENTREPRENEURS Scores of entrepreneurs seeking to either be better businesswomen or advice on how to launch their own flocked to the enterprises International Women of Power Business Show on Saturday 23 February. Since appearing on the cover of last month’s Nigerian Watch Chucky Venn has landed two coveted industry awards. Although (sadly) all credit has to go to the man himself. Firstly he landed the best actor gong at the Music Video and Screen Awards, held in Birmingham, before landing the Screen Nation award for “Favourite Male tV star” – the viewers’ choice. When Nigerian Watch caught up with Chucky he told us, “I’m still absorbing the fact that I'm a two time award winner – amazing!” NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 Obama. Nothing is impossible for us – only knowing what we want to do.” The critical ingredient she said was simple. “You need one thing to suc- And in the welcome address made by the formidably successful Mayor of Enfield Kate Anolue they were told, “Your place is no longer in the kitchen, your place is out there.” Looking at the women before her, many exhibiting their businesses across two rooms in the Central Hall of Westminster Abbey, others in the audience L-R: Mayor Kate Anolue with Vanessa Oluwole eager to learn, Mayor Anolue said, “When I look out at all ceed, time management.” It was time management that had the skills paraded here I feel big, I feel allowed her to hold down a job as a elated. We women, we own the world. “I know it’s taken a long time for us midwife and train as a lawyer while to get here but now it’s happening and raising four children aged 13 years to African men are now believing in their 18 months as a single mother, following women and we know our place is out the sudden death of her husband. Other than that she advised, “You there. I said ‘we can’ even before 9 have to be determined. You have to trust yourself. You have to believe in yourself.” As much as this century is being touted as Africa’s, Mayor Anolue declared, “This will be Africa’s women’s century!” The Business Show was the brainchild of Vanessa Oluwole of LvLv Events who created it “to give back to society what I received from this country – support in my ambition”. She explained that to be successful in business “you need a lot of passion, self-belief and confidence and a package of powerful marketing and networking skills and branding tools.” The day continued with a host of established and successful entrepreneurs addressing the critical issues of effective networking and marketing across traditional and digital platforms. EFK WORLD LOGISTICS LIMITED Global Logistics Services INTERNATIONAL FREIGHT FORWARDING, SUPPLY CHAIN SERVICES, WAREHOUSING, PACKING & REMOVAL/ RELOCATIONS, SHIPPING, HAULAGE AND COURIER SERVICES EFK World Logistics Limited, Plot 518, 2nd Floor, Ikorodu Road, Ketu, Lagos. 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Indeed the quality that was on show in places like Victoria Island, Ikoyi, and Lekki were far higher than what I’ve experienced here in London. Of course my experience was very much restricted due to the nature of the trip, and I had very limited time on the mainland in Lagos. But it was evident that those who are in a more economically favourable position are doing very well indeed, and the real challenge is how to get more people within this nation sharing in its prosperity. I embarked on my journey back to Nigeria on February 8. I wasn’t too sure what to expect as it had been nearly 20 years since I last visited West Africa. I had heard so many stories about what to expect at the airport so once we prepared for landing I took a deep breath and prepared mentally for a stressful period. To my surprise the airport was a relatively easy experience. The Lagos Governor has a growing reputation for his reforms, and it seems that the airport is a key part of changing the perception of the nation. For indeed an airport is actually the first interaction any international representative will have with a country, and so I was glad that it was pleasant. I stayed at the FourPoints by Sheraton in Victoria Island, and I must say the service was first class. The hotel was very clean, the atmosphere was great, and the food was of a very high standard. The price was something that could have been a little easier on the wallet but I guess you get what you pay for. There wasn’t a mosquito in site and I don’t think I was bothered by many insects in the hotel at all. It was also a stone’s throw away from a church called City of David, which I attended on the Sunday. My meetings were all very informative and included a trip to visit the Commissioner for Trade and Investment for Lagos. Mrs Oworu was a fas- “It is now time for British business to have a better conversation with Africa” cinating lady and was a reminder of the value women can and should be having within the political system. Probably the most interesting moment was when we went to meet a gentleman called Mr Tony Elumelu. He is the former chief executive of UBA bank and founder of the Tony Elumelu Foundation. Mr Elumelu was also recently appointed Vice Chairman of the Nigerian National Competitiveness Council of Nigeria. He proudly told us the story of this bank that started 20 years ago with one branch, and is now operating in 19 countries with over 25,000 staff. I left inspired and impressed by the entrepreneurial potential within Nigeria. My visit to Lagos Business School was also a lot of fun, and seeing so many young entrepreneurs at the start-up stage was something I could definitely relate to. I was also able to meet with some very interesting and successful entrepreneurs, including the founders of Konga.com and Horizon Capital. The Deputy High Commissioner kindly hosted a dinner for us, where we got to speak with some of the leading stakeholders within the enterprise space, and I must say the food was of the highest standard. (If I seem unusually observant about food it is because unfortunately I have a very sensitive stomach so on any trip it is something I’m very conscious of.) One of the best conversations on my trip was with one of the staff members at the DHC’s home. He had been working there for 25 years and told me his most interesting guest was actually the iron lady herself, Margaret Thatcher. I also had an opportunity to hold a brief book launch in Lagos, which was a lot of fun. Of course I watched the African Cup of Nations Final in Lagos. It was a dream to be back in Lagos for the first time in about 19 years, and watch the country win AFCON for the first time in 19 years. Perhaps it was not just the President that brought good luck. My trip to Lagos was informative, exciting, challenging at times, and above all humbling. It was very tough visiting a country where I have so much connection, but had to be limited due to the official nature of the trip. This meant I wasn’t able to experience the true culture within the main land as all but one of my meetings was on the island, and I had to wear my UK parliamentary hat. But I was able to listen to so many people and now am in a good position to hopefully add some value. A report on the findings of the trip will be published through Chatham House later in the year. Once that is done I’ll be actively looking for ways that I can be more involved within Nigeria, A month to celebrate the great value of women March is the month of International Women’s Day, Mother’s Day, and my wedding anniversary, so it is only fitting that I mention the great value of women. Within the Nigerian community here in the UK young women continue to do significantly better academically than their male counterparts, and mothers continue to play a key role in bringing up the next generation. But I think we men should reflect on how we are performing within our community. Are we being good role models; are we supporting women in their often multiple roles; and what can we do to improve on the alarming rates of absent fathers at home? This month should not just be a celebration of women, but also a reflection on the true role of men in the 21st century and how to make sure the next generation of men are better partners and more involved with their community as a whole. possibly through my training company, or possibly through direct investment. Emerging markets are places where growth is still the norm and potential is far from exhausted. It is now time for British business to have a better conversation with Africa, as if they continue to be slow in doing so, countries like China, Lebanon, and India will dominate for generations to come. WINNING THE RACE Following the launch of my book Winning the Race last year we held a book launch in lagos during my trip. to my surprise all the books went within minutes and as a result I’ve agreed to do a UK and West Africa book tour in the coming months. If you would like to book your church, community group, school, or event for the tour do get in contact via my website www.SamuelKasumu.co.uk. Winning the Race is available through Amazon and Waterstones online. To advertise call 0208 588 9640 or email sales@nigerianwatch.com 12 NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 Follow us on Twitter @NigerianWatch GISTWATCH Madam Amebo CONTRACTOR CAUGHT NAPPING tRyING to play smart has become a unique characteristic of Nigerian contractors, especially those involved in the construction of roads and public buildings. Among the misdemeanours contractors get up to is dragging out work to increase the costs, leaving work until a few weeks before inauguration so they can twist the government’s arm for more money. one contractor in the south-south thought his bread had been buttered when the state governor who was pestering him to complete a road travelled to the UK. Mr Governor had insisted that materials be delivered and work begin immediately or he would revoke the contract. Fearful of losing out altogether, the contractor bought the materials but obviously had no intention of doing the work pronto as suggested. As soon as he heard the governor had flown to london, he stopped delivering material and was looking forward to stretching out the work for a few more months. Unknown to him, the governor was only gone for a few days and within a week our contractor got a call from the chief executive asking him how work was going. true to form, the con- tractor lied that he was on site and work was progressing well. Unfortunately, the governor had sneaked into town quietly and was calling the contractor from the site. that same day, the contract got revoked. A GAME OF TWO HALVES IN NATIONS CUP FEVER FootBAll can be a great source of tension between couples and it appears that the bigger the tournament, the greater the tension it causes. For Nigerian football fans, the African Cup of Nations is no joke, so it is no surprise that the last month has created all sorts of wahala between husband and wife within the Nigerian diaspora community. things are so bad for a certain Peckham lady that she is considering packing her bags and leaving her matrimonial home after spending the last two weekends attending functions on her own. Both events were family commitments to which she had promised she and hubby would attend. Unfortunately for her, she did not consult her husband before agreeing to attend and when it transpired that the Super Eagles would be playing on both dates, she just had to go alone. Given how entertaining the Eagles have been, can you blame her hubby? NEVER USE THE SAME HOTEL lyING to your spouse about having a work engagement can be dangerous, especially when you plan to have a liaison with a member of the opposite sex in a hotel that you and your wife normally frequent. Believe it or not, this is what a certain gentleman in Stoke Newington did after he met a lovely Calabar girl online and thought it a great idea to take her out. he wanted the ground to open up and swallow him when halfway into their second round of drinks his wife breezed into the hotel bar with a group of friends. having bought her hubby’s story that he was somewhere in the Midlands with work, she decided to organise a girls night out with her friends after concluding baby-sitting arrangements. In a state of shock, his wife burst into tears in the hotel and it took the intervention of her friends to prevent a scene. they quickly whisked her away and went back to her house to do some consoling. our man came back later that night and began the arduous task of pleading for forgiveness. he is still sleeping in the spare room. ABSENCE MAKES HER HEART GROW FONDER WhAt does a man do when he agrees to his wife leaving Naija for the UK to pursue a oneyear academic programme but after it ends she refuses to return? Well that is what happened to one lagos businessman who has been trying to get his spouse back since 2008. She finished her MSc programme and rather than return home as originally arranged, she decided to enrol for another course. Exasperated with the situation, our lagos businessman has visited london twice to try and get his wife back but all to no avail. to add insult to injury, he was the one who paid her passage and tuition fees in the hope that the investment would yield good dividends. As it now appears that the situation is irredeemable, he has finally accepted that it is over and is filing for divorce. Surprisingly, his wife is actually contesting the divorce saying she does not want out. Wonders will never cease to end but who knows, the couple might just sort this one out. Got a story for Madam Amebo? Send it to amebo@nigerianwatch.com We pay for every story that appears in print Everyday for the thief, one day for the owner – part 9 the morning after the night before Mrs G has a secret rendezvous with the long lost love of her life and learns that he knows more about her and her husband that she could have imagined… t he morning after the party Mrs G told Mr G that she had to go to the bank to deposit all the money she received for her birthday. She told him she wanted to use the money to open an account for their daughter, to save for her school fees. In as much as Mr G wondered why, he just said okay. on getting to the bank, Mrs G found she was expected and after opening the account with the bank staff she was escorted upstairs to the executive offices. once they were alone, you could hear a pin drop. their eyes were locked in an endless stare. All she wanted to do there and then was throw her arms round him and kiss him. the thought gave her goose bumps as she fought the urge to. Finally Mustapha broke the silence and asked, “how are you, my dear?” Mrs G smiled and said, “I am very fine now that I have seen you.” Mustapha then told her to sit down and asked, “Can I trust you my dear?”, to which she replied, “With my life.” Mustapha looked pleased and nervous at the same time. “What I have to tell you is not good,“ he warned. “After we last saw each other, I travelled to America to do a Masters Degree in Forensic Science at yale University. I graduated top of my class and was headhunted by the FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation) to join their Forensic team. “Soon after I was transferred into their field tactical team to track down and bring to justice South American drug barons. After serving for five years with the FBI, I was contacted by the Nigerian Government to come back home and head an undercover unit with EFCC (Economic and Financial Crimes Commission). At this point Mrs G nearly fainted. “For the past two years I have been tracking the movements of Bob Chukwudi, ‘the Boss Man’ as they call him, who has his hands in all illegal businesses in Nigeria, from drugs to prostitution. I was saddened and shocked when I learnt that one of his top lieutenants was your husband and since I learnt this news, I have kept a very close eye on you from a distance. “I have watched over you and prayed for the opportunity for us to be united again. your husband is involved with a very bad man and I am sorry to say that I will have to take him and the rest of his associates down and make them pay for all the injustice they have been doing.” Mrs G was stunned and had her mouth opened. All she could think about was my savior has answered my prayer and given me a knight in shining armour to come and rescue me. To be continued Like us on Facebook facebook.com/NigerianWatch YOURWATCH NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 13 Letters to the Editor We’d love to hear from you. You can make sure Nigerian Watch is your kind of paper by letting us know what you think, what you want to see in these pages and equally important what you don’t. So put pen to paper and send your letters to: the Editor, Nigerian Watch, Chartwell house, 292 hale lane, Edgware, Middlesex hA8 8NP or click away on your keyboard and email us at: editor@nigerianwatch.com Letters to be included in the next issue must be received by no later than March 20 2013. The Editor regrets that anonymous letters cannot be published. Please include your full name, postal address and contact telephone number. Names and addresses can be withheld, if preferred. Letters may be edited for publication. SAMUEL KASUMU MISSED THE POINT ON BUSINESSWOMEN The claim from Samuel Kasumu that Nigeria and Britain are failing to encourage business women (Nigerian Watch, February) misses the point very badly. A friend of mine gave me Nigerian Watch newspaper to read so I am not well acquainted with the column but in this instance Mr Kasumu sounded like one of those arrogant out of touch Nigerian politicians who live on a different planet. Access to finance is not the main reason why women in Nigeria don’t establish business. There are much more fundamental issues than that. The major problem is lack of steady electricity, good roads and clean water. For example, many Nigerian/foreign companies relocated to South Africa and Ghana due to lack of power supply. Prior to that, foreign investors liked to invest in Nigeria. Sadly, Nigeria has no investment strategy, and productivity is below average. Therefore, the Nigeria government needs to upgrade her infrastructure if the country wants to be economically viable. Finally, Nigeria also needs to diversify, to be a producer rather than consumer nation, if the country is to survive the future economic climate. The Federal Government of Nigeria needs to encourage China and India to invest (establish production companies) in Nigeria and provide employment for school leavers. M Allende, via email TOKENISTIC HEARING NOT GOOD ENOUGH I was one of those who attended the meeting at the House of Commons on the promise that several Labour MPs would be on hand to hear my concerns. As was reported in Nigerian Watch (February) there was a good deal of anger in the room when apologies were made on behalf of most of those scheduled to appear. However, the attendance of Harriet Harman and Meg Hillier looked promising. But after making some rudimentary remarks about how important the black vote and community is to Labour both departed without hearing one comment or fielding one question from the floor. So six MPs had prior engagements. We were told they were busy assisting with a byelection. As the only by-election taking place that night was for a local ward councillor, this beggars belief. However, we must make the most of this opportunity. All major political parties need to attract the black and minority ethnic vote if they are to be successful in the polls. The Tory party has gone so far as to appoint an officer to woo us. The Labour party must be put on notice – you can no longer take our support for granted. Many of us feel DEAR NIGERIAN WATCH As the MP for Erith and Thamesmead I was very excited to watch Nigeria swoop to victory in last night’s Africa Cup of Nations. I have a large Nigerian community in my constituency and I was proud to join them in their happiness last night. When the final whistle went last night I am sure that half of London must have been able to hear the roar that went up from Erith & Thamemead. Teresa Pearce – MP for Erith & Thamesmead. our vote naturally lies with you. But many will think again if your engagement remains insultingly tokenistic. Dele, Lewisham 14 NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 WORLDWATCH Follow us on Twitter @NigerianWatch We should know whether the Catholic Church is set to make history by appointing the first ever African Pope before Easter. In the aftermath of the extraordinary resignation of Pope Benedict XVI, Vatican spokesman Federico Lombardi said the Vatican would be "interpreting" the law to see if the Conclave to elect a new pope could start sooner than normal protocols demand. The Vatican appears to be aiming to have a new pope elected and formally installed in a solemn ceremony before Palm Sunday (March 24) so he can preside over Holy Week services leading to Easter. With scandals engulfing the Catholic Church in both Britain and America, it seems the time is right for an African pope to be elected. Not only is the number of African Catholics rising, an African pope would appeal to both the liberal and conservative members of the Church. The final decision will be taken behind closed doors by around 116 cardinals (two are barred from voting by age), hailing from Africa (10), Asia and Middle East (10), Europe (61), Oceania (1), and the Americas (33). flickr/HolySee AFRICAN CARDINALS WHO COULD BE POPE CARDINAL FRANCIS ARINZE Aged 81, Nigerian One of the principal advisers to Pope John Paul II, Cardinal Arinze was one of the hot favourites to become Pope last time round, when he missed out to Benedict. When the current Pope resigned Cardinal Arinze was again installed as a hot favourite to replace him, before it was realised that he was barred by age, having passed the 80 year old benchmark in November 2012. This also means that Cardinal Arinze will be precluded from voting in the election of a new Pope. Cardinal Arinze has been the Cardinal Bishop of Velletri-Segni (succeeding Joseph Ratzinger, who became Pope Benedict XVI) since 2005. CARDINAL JOHN ONAIYEKAN Age 69, Nigerian The Archbishop of Abuja is probably too new to the Cardinal fold to stand any chance of becoming Pope, but he has all the credentials. Onaiyekan was Archbishop of Abuja when he was made a Cardinal last year. 2012 also saw him along with the Sultan of Sokoto, Alhaji Muhammed Sa’ad Abubakar III, nominated for the Nobel peace prize for their joint efforts to ease religious tension between their respective communities at the height of the Boko Haram insurgency. He was also spotted at Davos, where the world’s political and business chiefs meet annually. Indeed he has a reputation for diplomacy so maybe a dark horse. CARDINAL ANTHONY OLUBUNMI OKOGIE Age 76, Nigerian Considered too old to continue to be Archbishop of Lagos, which saw him forced to resign last May on his 75th birthday. However, he could still be elected Pope. Although he has been outspoken, which might have reduced his chances. He was famously quoted as saying of Americans, “those people there, in the US, they don’t value anything any more. And how do you want priests to come from a place like that?” On the other hand Cardinal Okogie volunteered to die in place of a Muslim woman who had been condemned to death by stoning by an Islamic court for adultery. CARDINAL PETER TURKSON Age 64, Ghanaian With Cardinal Arinze barred by age, Cardinal Turkson is the 2/1 hot favourite to succeed Benedict as Pope. He was made an Archbishop in 1992, and Pope Benedict appointed him a member of the influential Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith. He has been outspoken on the global economic crisis. “The crisis has revealed behaviours like selfishness, collective greed and hoarding of goods on a great scale,” he wrote in 2011, adding that world economics needed an “ethic of solidarity” among rich and poor nations. He can speak English, Fante, French, Italian, German and Hebrew, and understands Latin and Greek. Like us on Facebook facebook.com/NigerianWatch STATE A recent report from the World Bank has justified those community leaders who have laid claim to the notion that the diaspora is Nigeria’s 37th state. The Migration and Development Brief from the bank’s Remittances Unit places Nigeria 5th in the top 10 developing countries receiving remittances in 2012 – with $21bn US dollars (USD) entering the economy from the diaspora - primarily in the US and UK. The US diaspora sends home $6.13bn USD, while in the UK we send home little under $4bn USD. However, the World Bank re- TOP 10 RECIPIENTS OF MIGRANT REMITTANCES: (US$ billion, 2012e) Source: World Development Indicators and World Bank DECPG estimates Accountancy & Bookkeeping Taxation Services Business Development Corporate Finance Financial Services Inheritance Tax VAT/PAYE Advice Salaries Bureau Non-executive support 15 WHy THE DiAsPORA is nigERiA’s 37TH sTATE 37TH Registered Auditors NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 WORLDWATCH mittance unit says these are the amounts sent home officially through money transfers and similar financial services. However, when they compare that data with balance of payments data the estimate doubles, to reach the $21bn USD. A similar process is followed in regard to Kenyan remittances. The scale of support from the diaspora is enormous when compared with both the GDP of individual States and the tax take in Nigeria. Last year the tax take in Nigeria was 5trn Naira, equivalent to $32bn USD. Of that sum, 3.2 trillion Naira (64%) was raised from the oil sector, meaning the equivalent of $11.2 bn US is raised through taxation (which has bands, the envy of many of us living in the UK, ranging from 5-24%). 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The money sent home by the diaspora is doing what should be the business of government it is paying for health, education and in many cases simple survival where nearly one in two people live in poverty – the latest World Bank report says that the level of poverty in Nigeria has fallen from 48 to 46%. A report from the Population Reference Bureau observed, “Most of the money migrant workers send home to sub-Saharan Africa is spent on education, health care, buying land, building houses, starting business or improving farms, according to recent surveys. “In Senegal, for example, more than half is spent on food, education, and health care (human capital). In Kenya and Nigeria, investments such as homebuilding, land purchases, and farm improvements (physical capital) account for more than half of the spending.” That a countries’ economic growth can be directly affected by these remittances through increased consumption and investment is self-evident. “In turn”, the PRB report continues, “Increased spending on health, education, and nutrition can contribute to longterm well-being and productivity for people and households. In many low- and middle-income countries worldwide, remittances make up a sizeable share of the gross domestic product (GDP), accounting for as much as 30 percent in some cases. For Senegal, remittances account for 11 percent of the GDP, and in Kenya and Nigeria, 5 percent each.” Nigeria’s GDP is distorted by its oil revenues, which accounts for in the region 80% of GDP. Nigeria’s States by GDP (gross domestic product) by USD (US dollars) 1 lagos State $33,679,258,023 2 Rivers State $21,073,410,422 Total Diaspora $21bn (World Bank Estimate) 3 4 5 6 Delta State $16,749,250,544 oyo State $16,121,670,484 Imo State $14,212,637,486 Kano State $12,393,103,864 US Diaspora $12,26bn (World Bank Estimate) 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 Edo State $11,888,446,884 Akwa Ibom State $11,179,887,963 ogun State $10,470,415,017 Kaduna State $10,334,763,785 Cross River State $9,292,059,207 Abia State $8,687,442,705 ondo State $8,414,302,623 UK Diaspora $7,76bn (World Bank Estimate) 14 15 16 17 18 osun State $7,280,597,521 Benue State $6,864,209,262 Anambra State $6,764,219,562 Katsina State $6,022,655,197 Niger State $6,002,007,080 US Diaspora $6.13bn (via official channels, ie money transfer) 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 Borno State $5,175,165,142 Plateau State $5,154,059,937 Sokoto State $4,818,615,261 Bauchi State $4,713,858,180 Kogi State $4,642,794,262 Adamawa State $4,582,045,246 Enugu State $4,396,590,769 UK Diaspora $3.88bn (via official channels, ie money transfer) 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 Bayelsa State $4,337,065,923 Zamfara State $4,123,829,498 Kwara State $3,841,827,534 taraba State $3,397,790,217 Kebbi State $3,290,847,166 Nassarawa State $3,022,828,885 Jigawa State $2,988,014,405 Ekiti State $2,848,372,512 Ebonyi State $2,732,472,739 Gombe State $2,500,467,306 yobe State $2,011,499,0** To advertise call 0208 588 9640 or email sales@nigerianwatch.com 16 NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 37TH STATE No accidental recall Nasir Ahmad El-Rufai’s memoirs offer a forensic look at the machinations of the Nigerian state and the picture isn’t pretty, although it makes for a gripping and instructive read, says AJ James Few people have the ability to divide opinion like Nasir Ahmad El-Rufai, one time Nigerian business leader turned politician – and now the author of a most explosive political memoir covering his time in office (1998-2007). Since the release of The Accidential Public Servant on February 7 (ironically, considering El-Rufai’s opinion of the one time President) at the Yar’Adua Centre in Abuja, El -Rufai has been celebrated and traduced in equal measure. Writs have been promised; wrath delivered. El-Rufai has been condemned as a narcissist and egomaniac, an angel with selective memory and impossibly moralistic. He is also frank, which is perhaps his major crime in political circles where the notion of “protocols” can hide a multitude of sins. and outspoken Follow us on Twitter @NigerianWatch FEATUREWATCH which has made his book an absolute must read. The revelations contained in TAPS – the book has become popularly known by the acronym of its title – are both astonishing and shocking as ElRufai lifts the lid on a world of cliques and clacks, patronage, nepotism and cronyism, not seen since the era of the Sun King. Plotting is habitual. El-Rufai essentially concludes that on the ship of state the priorities are politicians first, Nigeria second, people last. It is for this reason he makes a passionate call for financially secure diasporans to return home and break this cycle (see extract). Nevertheless it is this analysis and the central justification for it that has sparked most controversy back home. ElRufai forensically details how the then President, Olusegun Obasanjo, sought to create a puppet government to allow him to retain control of the country after his second term would require his enforced retirement. El-Rufai quotes his former boss as saying, “No third term, no Nigeria”. With this being his intention, Obasanjo chose to nominate “weak-minded” leaders to replace him, namely the late Yar’Adua and current President Goodluck Jonathan. This is just one of many intrigues chronicled in the more than 500 pages of TAPS. The detail is unrelenting. Few escape El-Rufai’s critical eye, not even his one-time colleague and friend Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, and even our own Dr Tafida who is unwittingly embroiled at the centre of an act of brinkmanship between El-Rufai and the Nigerian authorities. And this, the detail, is perhaps the most telling thing about TAPS. El-Rufai has included most everything, large and small. This is not a spiteful, vindictive memoir – it is a journal of record. Is that record correct? When reading a political memoir it is always good to ask, in what way can writing this benefit the author? It’s hard to see what El-Rufai hopes personally to gain from his memoir. He clearly thinks it will assist Nigeria – in the long run. Not to the extent that justifies the charges of his suffering the Messiah Complex. 160,000 people a week read El-Rufai’s political comment on the state of Nigeria, primarily because his commentaries are trusted. He might not be liked, but El-Rufai’s analysis is clearly respected. In writing TAPS he has performed a great service. It is a must read for anyone concerned with our nation’s future. EXTRACT NIGERIA NEEDS THE DIASPORA i have felt the calling to write this book for a few different reasons, all of near-equal importance. One is to make the case that public service is important – a necessary thing for every well-meaning nigerian to consider in order to set our nation on the right track, so that it may attain the potential we all know it is capable of realising. For developing countries like nigeria, where institutions are weak and the capacity for people to help themselves is limited, a responsive public service is vital – it gives honest people the minimum base for them to lift themselves up by their bootstraps. There are certain things that an individual cannot achieve singlehandedly; hence the mission of the public servant is really to solve collective public problems. Another reason i am writing this book is to convey a message to those already aspiring to a career in public service. To them i say: be prepared to be tested in ways impossible for you to foresee. What is practicable in one situation will not be possible in another situation, but there will be no shortage of voices surrounding you, aiming to distract or persuade you from that fact. Although no reasonable person would disagree with the idea that the public sector can do with better management, more efficient processes and more transparent procurement of goods and services, quantifying the success or failure of any given initiative is by nature far more difficult in this sector than its application in the private sector. A third reason i am writing this is a message for those that have opted out – the nigerian Diaspora. My message to those of you in this category is very simple: the nigerian public service needs you, but you can only succeed under certain conditions. specifically we need you to come home when you are financially independent and can stomach the pay cut that you will face when entering public service. you should make no mistake about it – you must come home at some point. We cannot improve as a nation without attracting our best and brightest human resources to the public sector. As things stand currently, we have surrendered the bulk of our political space to the dishonourable, the incompetent and worse, to the criminally minded. This is the basic problem of nigeria. The brightest nigerians are either abroad, or at home in academia, in the military or private sector – particularly in telecommunications, oil and gas or financial services industries. This is an undeniable fact; the dregs of our society dominate the politics and have created a negative image that makes talented people spurn helping the country. so to those in the diaspora who have achieved financial independence through merit and hard work i say this: good for you, earn what you deserve, which appears impossible to earn at home. nonetheless, unless at some point you make a rational decision to come back and get your hands dirty with politics or public service, nigeria will never work in our lifetime. Like us on Facebook facebook.com/NigerianWatch FEATUREWATCH NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 17 DOMINGO’S BALL: Chicome, Mozambique RUBBER BALL: Chipanga, Mozambique ANOKY STARS FC: Kumasi, Ghana CHICOME, MOZAMBIQUE: Sebastian the teacher assembled all the kids by ringing the school bell and asked them to all go home and bring back their footballs. They all came back with an amazing array of balls, each one different. GRASSROOTS football Photographer Jessica hilltout travelled rural Africa to document the passion for the beautiful game She found it in villages where children played on dusty patches of ground, sandy beaches and lush fields, far from the stadiums of The African Cup of Nations. “The beautiful game exists in its purest form in what I saw — people playing for the joy of playing,” Jessica Hilltout said of her trip. Balls are made from plastic bags, old socks and rags, tied up with string or strips of tree bark. These ingenious, improvised balls bounce like real ones for a few days before the air escapes. Introducing her book, Jessica says; “In Africa, football is NOT a religion. But it is everything a religion should be. Every village in Africa has an open air temple with goalposts at opposite ends and devoted followers in the middle. “Football breathes happiness into sun-baked days and rain-soaked evening. On a continent where not even the basics are taken for granted, football is precious.” Hence the title of the book... www.jessicahilltout.com AMEN: Grassroots Football by Jessica hilltout Available at amazon.co.uk NELITO’S BALL: Nhamba, Mozambique SAMBO’S SOCK: Bombola, Burkina Faso 18 NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 COMMENTWATCH Follow us on Twitter @NigerianWatch David (farmers) Vs Goliath (Shell) Nnimmo Bassey A significant victory was secured in the battle for environmental justice in the Niger Delta, but the battle goes on. Human rights campaigner nnimmo Bassey explains the implications of the recent judgement from the Hague The Niger Delta of Nigeria is one of the few territories in the world that has a huge reserve of crude oil that is both sweet and easy to reach. The crude found here is called “sweet” because it is of the light variety as opposed to heavy type and has low sulphur content. It is easy to reach because a lot of that oil is on-shore and also because Nigeria can easily be accessed by sea. The sweetness of the crude has over the past five decades brought bitter experiences to the people of the Niger Delta and their environment. Oil companies operate here with an audacious level of impunity that cannot easily be comprehended by external observers. The question often asked is why the Nigerian government has not stepped up to defend her people and the environment. A part of the answer is that the hands of government have been tied because they are in joint partnership with the polluting oil companies, and share in the financial benefits of the on-going rape. The struggles of the Niger Delta peoples and communities to secure justice have been going on for several years. It has been a long and arduous struggle. We can mention the revolutionary up- Youth Congress (IYC); the Ilaje youths and other nationalities of the Niger Delta. Litigation has been a tool that has secured mixed results. “Shell’s disdain for the well-being of communities has been legendary” rising led by Isaac Adaka Boro in the 1960s; the non-violent struggles by the Movement for the Survival of Ogoni People (MOSOP); the Ijaw The Ijaw Aborigines sued Shell Petroleum Development Company Limited (SPDC as it is known in Nigeria or Shell) to the National As- sembly over decades of environmental degradation. When Shell refused to honour the outcome, the case was taken to the courts in Nigeria. The battle is still on. The Ilaje youths sued Chevron in the courts of San Francisco for human rights infringement committed against them on 28 May 1998 – when the oil company flew in troops to attack protesting youths on Chevron’s Parabe offshore platform, killing two and injuring others in the process. That case ended after 10 years with Chevron acquitted of any wrongdoing. The human rights case over the murder of Ogoni leaders brought against Shell in New York produced a more positive result with the oil company accepting guilt. The same has been witnessed in the case against the company for the 2008 and 2009 oil spills in Bodo, Ogoni in the courts in the United Kingdom. Furthermore, a decisive judgement against Shell was obtained in November 2005 in the High Courts in Benin City, Nigeria, when the judge ruled in a case brought by Jonah Gbemre Like us on Facebook facebook.com/NigerianWatch COMMENTWATCH THE NIGER DELTA SHELL PETROLEUM DEVELOPMENT COMPANY OF NIGERIA LTD MAP OF OPERATIONS IN THE NIGER DELTA of Iwerekhan community in Delta State, that gas flaring is an illegal, unconstitutional activity and should be stopped. The flares still roar as you read this. thE loNG RoUtE to JUStICE On 30 January 2013, the International Court of Justice at the Hague, Holland, made a ruling in the case of four farmers against Shell. The significant success in this case includes the fact that Shell was made to stand in the dock in its home country for environmental offences committed in Nigeria, where their subsidiary SPDC operates. The farmers had each brought individual cases against Shell. Eric Barizaa of Goi community in Gokana Local Government Area of Rivers State represented his deceased father, Chief Barizaa Dooh. The oil spill in Goi for which the case was brought occurred in November 2004. Alali Efanga from Oruma community in Ogbia Local Government Area of Bayelsa State was the plaintiff over the oil spill that occurred in June 2006. The plaintiff for another oil spill in Oruma was Fidelis Ayoro Oguru. That spill also occurred in June 2006. Elder Friday Akpan from Ikot Ada Udo community in Ikot Abasi Local Government Area of Akwa Ibom State sued Shell for a massive spill that occurred there in June 2008. The fifth plaintiff was Milieudefensie/Friends of the Earth Netherlands. Environmental Rights Action/ Friends of the Earth Nigeria provided further support on the case. The defendants in all the cases were the Shell Petroleum Development Company of Nigeria Ltd and the parent company, Royal Dutch Shell. The plaintiffs went to court seeking for Shell to be held liable for the oil spills in their three communities; to secure an order for the oil giant to maintain her pipelines; to guarantee that no more oil spills occur in the future; and for Shell to clean up the oil pollution in their communities; and to pay adequate compensation to the farmers for the damages suffered as a result of the spills. chose to believe a few grainy videos and photographs produced by Shell as evidence of third party interference in those incidents. The denial of access to essential documents also gave the parent company the right to draw massive profits from their polluting oil fields in Nigeria while washing its hands off the environmental costs heaped on the communities and the nation at large. hIGh PoINtS The case was filed in 2008 and all the preliminary processes, including the issue of jurisdiction were determined in favour of the Plaintiffs in 2009, with the court in the Hague deciding that it had the jurisdiction to hear the case. (The issue of whether the case was the same as the one in Nigeria with reference to Elder Friday Akpan of Ikot Ada Udo was determined in favour of the Plaintiffs in 2010. The court held that the case in The Hague was not the same.) One major setback for the plaintiffs was recorded in 2011 when an application calling on Shell to open their books for inspection and copying by the Plaintiffs was decided in favour of the Defendants. This denial of access to the documents that could have shown the clear links of decisionmaking processes between SPDC and the Royal Dutch Shell made it impossible for the plaintiffs to prove that aspect of the case. By the ruling of the court, although SPDC is a subsidiary wholly owned by the Royal Dutch Shell, the parent company could not be held liable for their actions. The full hearing on the case was held over six hours on 11 October 2012. It was at that hearing that the judgement date of 30 January 2013 was fixed. The judgement that was duly delivered was significant mostly in the fact that for the first time Shell was in the dock in The Netherlands for environmental crimes committed outside the country, in this case in Nigeria. Although Shell could celebrate that they were acquitted of polluting the Oruma and Goi Communities, the company was found guilty of polluting the Ikot Ada Udoh environment. In fact, observers believe that Shell was acquitted on the other cases simply because the court To advertise call 0208 588 9640 or email sales@nigerianwatch.com Who SABotAGES WhoM? Significantly, the court ruled that Shell was guilty in the case of Ikot Ada Udo because they ought to have taken enough care to avoid their installations being “sabotaged”. The chorus of “sabotage” of oil installations NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 19 has been the song of irresponsible oil companies who use that excuse to avoid liability for rusty and ill-maintained facilities that continue to erupt. This claim has been made attractive by Nigerian laws that absolve oil companies of liabilities where incidents are caused by sabotage. Unfortunately, the definition of sabotage appears to have been equated with just any interference by a third party. Because of this even common thefts from pipelines are labelled acts of sabotage, whereas acts of sabotage are of more profound nature and are often political in intent. We note that by the court’s ruling even in regard to claims of sabotage it must be shown that it could not have been prevented. The plaintiffs from Goi and Oruma have signalled their readiness to appeal the judgement of the court. As we said on the day of judgement, finding Shell guilty of the spill at Ikot Ada Udo is commendable and we are waiting to see how Shell can celebrate the faulty conclusion reached by the court that they can be exonerated from the ecocide at Goi and Oruma. Goi in Ogoni is a community that is completely sacked by Shell’s pollution and members of the community have been forced to move elsewhere as environmental refugees. Shell’s disdain for the wellbeing of communities that suffer the impacts of its reckless exploitation of oil in the Niger Delta has been legendary. 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With Mothering Sunday approaching Fatimah ya-Fanah Kelleher looks at efforts to reverse this terrible trend Maryam is nine months pregnant. She sits carefully in her chair in an ante-natal ward in Hajiya Gambo Sawaba hospital in Kaduna State, only the slightest grimace indicating any late pregnancy discomfort. Enveloped in a cream-coloured hijab and black kaftan, her slightly swollen feet suggest signs of hypertension. In sharp contrast, delicate wrists move with a feather-light deftness, indicating the agile woman she must normally be. With the baby’s due date already come and gone, her hands are fidgeting anxiously. Maryam’s anxiety is not just due to the usual pre-birth nerves. At 25 years old this is the fourth time that she will be going into labour, but to date she has yet to see one of her children survive their first month of life. “I was married at 16, and had two stillbirths before I was 19,” she shares. “My third child was born when I was 20, but he lived for only 27 days.” Where her own health is concerned, Maryam’s last two labours were long and characterised by excessive haemorrhaging; for a while it was unclear whether she would also survive and as she now approaches her fourth labour, fear for her own life along with that of her child is a very real and accepted concern. ‘ChIlD SPACING’ AT2 Au Pairs UK's leading childcare finder of nannies, au pairs, mother's help at competitive rates. lAre you a new mum returning to work? lDo you need weekend/evening childcare cover? lWe provide childcare for families going abroad on holiday e.g. Euro disney Paris. Our girls are well vetted and CRB checked at client's request. We also provide cleaners separately if needed. Please contact Kemi on 07956 203739 or email info@at2aupairs.com www.at2aupairs.com Unfortunately, Maryam’s case is not uncommon. Nigeria has one of the highest maternal and child mortality rates in the world. Although the country has the tenth highest mortality rate in the world, it has the second highest number of actual maternal deaths (after India), accounting for 14% of the global total. In addition, UNFPA reports that Nigeria alone accounts for almost one million women living with obstetric fistula, a debilitating condition that sometimes occurs after severe or failed childbirth when adequate medical care is unavailable. As it can leave many women permanently incontinent and without access to the surgery needed to repair their birth canals, the condition also leads to ostracism and ridicule of sufferers within their own communities. “The challenges are many,” explains Yemisi Ogunlela, Rehabilitation Manager at Rotary International in northern Nigeria. “Even though State Governments have proclaimed free antenatal care for pregnant women, some of the needed drugs, equipment and trained personnel are still in short supply, especially in the rural areas. “In addition, poor infrastructure like roads, electricity and water supply to health facilities compound the issues, while poverty and high levels of illiteracy can lead to poor attitudes towards using reproductive healthcare services.” Rotary International has been leading the way on maternal health programming in the country since 1995, particularly in northern Nigeria, where the issues often are most acute. Eighteen years later, the organisation continues to work on addressing often fatal maternal mortality and health complications in the worst affected rural and remote areas through the provision of basic medical services wherever possible. Fertility rates in Nigeria remain relatively high (the average woman giving birth to six children), while family planning approaches that have been proven to help minimise maternal and child mortality and morbidity (such as waiting longer between pregnancies) have found little traction in a climate where contraception is a sensitive topic. “The provision of modern family planning services has been a very neglected area until recently,” continues Ogunlela. “It was almost a taboo, something not to be mentioned. Understanding this, Rotary decided to introduce the term ‘child spacing’ instead of ‘family planning’, in order to make the realities of the service understandable and more acceptable to the users.” thE loNG RoAD to hEAlthCARE However, some issues that prevent women from availing themselves of the services available are even more fundamental than that; simply getting there. The cost of a bus or motorbike taxi for many women to access regular maternal health provision is often unmanageable. Given that even for peri-urban inhabitants the distance to the nearest primary health care centre is 10-15km, the cost of between 1-200 Naira for a taxi ride is prohibitive. This is particularly the case as many earn less than about 300 Naira a day. Even among those women who manage to attend ante-natal clinics regularly, their attendance rate for post-natal care drops significantly, with many women once again either ignorant of its importance, or simply unable to meet the cost of travel and medicines. As a result the majority of women continue to give birth at home, unaware of the signs of a potentially harmful pregnancy or delivery and supervised by traditional birth attendants (TBAs) who are in the main ill-equipped to deal with difficulties. In most cases, formal ante-natal care has never been sought. Addressing the gaps in supply from a geographical standpoint has therefore become a focal point for innovative approaches in mater- NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 FEATUREWATCH 21 Save The Children Zainab Waliullah Global One 2015 Like us on Facebook facebook.com/NigerianWatch sial, with critics pointing out that what the country needs is a concerted drive towards training and recruiting fully-qualified obstetric nurses and midwives, and that validating traditional birth attendants will distract from that. In principle, maternal health programmers agree that the country’s primary focus is to comprehensively address the overdue need for more qualified nurses, midwives and physicians. However, as Harma points out, for the time being Global One 2015 nal and child health service provision in some parts of the country. “You have to bring the healthcare to the villages,” says Risto Harma, International Manager for Global One 2015. Global One 2015 is a specialist NGO currently working with the Nigerian Red Cross in Delta State, providing a pilot mobile service known as the Mobile Midwife Clinic programme east of the town of Warri, in the Warri-Ughelli-Ozoro corridor. The mobile clinic operates from a clinic or hospital and targets rural communities with a main focus on screening women (and children under five), and providing treatment in the field when feasible. The clinic is also successful in being a link for especially serious cases of non-maternal health patients, for example TB cases. “Mobile clinics are now essential, not optional, as a standard delivery arm of primary healthcare, and as the foundation of the entire healthcare and disease control system,” Risto stresses. “If you only build static clinics, there is still no guarantee that they will come.” tRAINING Another key aspect of the work by organisations across Nigeria is the training and development of traditional birth attendants – local women who have held traditional child birthing roles at the community level for centuries, but who are without modern obstetric qualifications. This approach has sometimes been controver- “The provision of modern family planning services has been a very negelected area until recently” women continue to rely heavily on traditional birth attendants due to their closer proximity, so the issue is more complex: “Currently, their training and supervision is crucial because it is not possible to replace them given the level of poverty and quality problems in mainstream healthcare facilities,” he explains. “It is especially important that they are trained to understand where their limitations are, specifically with complicated maternal health cases that could cause death of the mother or child or lead to fistula. They are educated on their role in the healthcare system and are trained to refer cases on to the primary healthcare facilities. This results in their integration into the rural referral system, preventing them from working in isolation.” Saadehi Jume is a traditional birth attendant from Ag Maggiya in Kaduna State who has been working with women in her locale for the last seven years. She received TBA training that has helped her to be more efficient in her work, including spotting the signs of complications early, sterilisation and standard hygiene practices, and advising the women on the ever-sensitive birth spacing. “I am also familiar with the qualified staff at the primary healthcare centres and at the general hospital,” she emphasises. “This makes a difference because the staff know me and I am able to communicate a patient’s history when I bring them in on an emergency.” A GlIMPSE oF hoPE But despite the activities and programmes being delivered across the country, the march towards lowering the number of women and children who die in childbirth remains agonisingly slow and many feel that far more effort at both national and international levels is needed. In October last year President Goodluck Jonathan announced plans to improve reproductive, maternal and child health by increasing the country’s financial resources to improve health outcomes for the poor, as well as expanding support for midwives and community health workers. For Yemisi Ogunlela at Rotary, the solution is not only financial but should be tackled in an integrated manner that addresses some of the lack of knowledge and complacency that unfortunately still exists at all levels: “Governments are trying but they could do more: first, by providing the necessary infrastructure, facilities, medical equipment, drugs, training and re-training; but also through advocacy and sensitisation of traditional, political, religious and opinion leaders, and also of husbands.” For Maryam’s part, her own personal experience of child mortality and poor maternal health has led to a determination that this pregnancy must be different. Although financially unable to attend all of the ante-natal appointments, for the first time, she has received the fundamentals required for a monitored pregnancy. She has also been given a tetanus injection for the baby and this means more to her than the provisions made to safeguard her own health. Although unclear on the causes of her previous children’s deaths, she understands that the injection is one further step towards protecting this baby. As she shares her new understanding of this, she offers her first uninhibited smile and her elegant hands still their fussing for a moment. This subtle gesture offers a glimpse of the hope and courage that mothers will always have, even in the face of such previous loss. 22 NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 Follow us on Twitter @NigerianWatch BUSINESSWATCH BRUTAL ASSESSMENT OF WESTERN ECONOMIES HIGHLIGHTS THE RISE AND RISE OF NIGERIA Nigeria’s Minister of State for Finance Dr Yerima Lawan Ngoma (pictured) told an influential audience of business chiefs in London that now was the time to invest in Nigeria – pulling no punches when comparing the ailing economies of the west with the robust recovery underway in sub-Sahara Africa (SSA). The Minister was speaking in the heart of the City at Bloomberg House, Moorgate, at the UK-Nigeria Bilateral Banking and Investment Development Conference on 5 February. Mr Ngoma’s speech was entitled “Nigeria’s Prospects and Opportunities in 2013 and beyond”. The overarching message of his speech was that while others were struggling to fulfill their potential SSA was storming ahead. “We all know we live in an uncertain world with fragile US recovery and a Eurozone that is still forecast to contract. The dreams of a decoupled emerging market group have vanished as growth in China, India, and Brazil has decelerated. However, the subSahara Africa region, though not impervious to the worsening condition of the global economy, is still amazingly doing better than most other regions of the world. This is on the back of earlier tough policy reforms that are now paying off.” The minister rattled off a litany of reforms that had resulted in the IMF forecast for projected growth in the Nigerian economy of 6.7% this year and rising. These include reducing the total debt to GDP ratio to around 18%; and reducing government revenue expenditure and increasing capita expenditure; beefing up the nation’s reserves at home and abroad; increased tax collection – up to 5trn Naira from 450bn in 2002. “Nigeria’s finances,” the minister declared, “are in a much better shape than they were a few years ago and even the international community is taking notice of the marked we have improvements achieved.” In this he was referring to the upgrading of Nigeria’s sovereign ratings from B+ to BB- by both Fitch, S&P and Moody’s. These favourable sovereign ratings have now provided a platform upon which Nigerian corporates can raise financing in international markets. But he emphasised that “while we maintain a firm grasp of the macroeconomic environment, we are also investing in the key real sectors which will drive growth and job creation for Nigerians in line with the President’s Transformation Agenda.” Here there was lost of positive news and inherent opportunities for investment in Nigeria under a raft of initiatives being pursued under the Comprehensive Privatisation and Sector Reform Programs. The power sector is of course a key issue and one that has held Nigeria back. “Today, many Nigerians are able to obtain about 15 hours of consistent power supply from the national grid. The rehabilitation of existing power infrastructure has yielded 1000 megawatts of additional electricity while the NIPP projects are being fasttracked to provide an additional 1055 megawatts in the next few months. “Our privatisation program has already been widely praised by various international commentators and ex- perts. It will also ensure that we provide market-based tariffs to further attract private investors into the power generation sector.” The conference heard the railway modernisation program is on-track, which will make doing business in Nigeria easier for both producer and consumer. As will much-needed reform of the ports. “We have made definite improvement in our ports, we have reduced the number of agencies from 14 to 7 and number of days to clear problem free goods from 39 to 7, the Manufacturers Association of Nigeria (MAN) has confirmed this.” The industrialisation of agriculture is gathering pace, saying, “We are on course to meet the food production target of 20 million tonnes by 2015, with our current production around 8.1 million tonnes.” About 13 new private sector rice mills had boosted production and exports of cassava to China were up. All of which was serving to boost employment in the country as were dedicated job creation programmes. He accepted challenges remained, not least “to stem fiscal leakages in the form of oil theft and corruption in fuel subsidy programme – but he said these are being addressed by the security services in relation to theft and an improved fuel subsidy verification regime in regard to subsidy fraud. Minister Ngoma concluded by saying, “Nigeria has come a long way in a short time. The stable macroeconomic environment and favourable international credit ratings makes the country an investor’s destination. “The challenges we face also present tremendous opportunities for investors around the globe so I believe that the best of Nigeria is yet to come.” Reducing the cost of caring As we report on page 15 the African Diaspora does much to boost the respective real economies of their homelands by sending home remittances, usually to assist with living costs or to pay for a sibling’s education. And these lucky ones won cash prizes for doing what comes naturally via Western Union. the money transfer company last year ran a competi- tion to reward customers for using their services. Currently, customers who use Western Union stand a chance of winning tickets to a UEFA Europa league tie, which is sponsored by Western Union. What this indicates is that competition between companies is hotting up and that can only benefit the customer by cutting the cost of sending money home. A number of factors impact on the price charged but the biggest burden in Africa, a WU spokeswoman told Nigerian Watch, is having to distribute via banks; bank costs are on average over 13% according to the World Bank. hence money transfer companies are hoping to see the markets deregulated – so they can deliver cash across Africa via agents, at a cheaper cost. To advertise call 0208 588 9640 or email sales@nigerianwatch.com FASHION From 2-tone to see-through handbags Page 27 The indispensible guide to beauty, fashion, music, theatre, and much more WATCH & Life, Style Entertainments Music & Word WOW! Women of the World Festival Page 31 24 Community Watch The presidential party for the people’s foundation 30 Health & Beauty How I viewed myself as I battled with my body hair 31 FEAST FOR THE EYES PAgE 32 The best listings From Mother Africa Circus to African All Stars Comedy bash NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 Follow us on Twitter @NigerianWatch COMMUNITYWATCH Olusegun Obasanjo Foundation 24 OLUSEGUN OBASANJO FOUNDATION LAUNCH and he kept doing good until he died. In fact he died because he was doing good. Can one really retire from doing good for as long as one is still on earth? We are here to do good, we maybe will. So, what leads me to this, is the desire to continue to do good.” Olusegun Obasanjo Foundation When asked by Lord Peter Mandelson why he had not retired to his beloved farm after dedicating his life to public service and instead decided to launch a foundation, the former President Olusegun Obasanjo replied, “Jesus is a hero of mine. Jesus went about doing good, Olusegun Obasanjo Foundation FROM TOP L-R: the packed Great Hall; the former President ‘OBJ’; Lord Peter Mandelson; the Presidential panel; The NGO panel. Left: Deputy High Commissioner OK Lawal and wife. Below: The presidential table BELOW: Tunde, formerly lead singer with the Lighthouse Family, with his wife Olusegun Obasanjo Foundation Olusegun Obasanjo Foundation BELOW: Artist Lanre and partner (left) and Patti Boulaye and partner flank Richar Taylor OBE COMMUNITYWATCH NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 Olusegun Obasanjo Foundation Like us on Facebook facebook.com/NigerianWatch ABOVE; AFrica’s richest man, Aliko Dangote BELOW; Top Model Agbani Darego Olusegun Obasanjo Foundation ABOVE: Former President OBJ receieves the gift of a magnificent portrait Olusegun Obasanjo Foundation FROM R-L: The celebratory cutting of the cake with the Presidents of Nigeria, Liberia, Ghana and Benin. Left: Her Excellency Patience Jonathan. Below: OBJ is presented with a symbolic tractor. Right (in blue); OOF Chair Anne Welsh ABOVE: Canuk Chairman Bimbo Roberts RIGHT; Maryanne Jemide 25 26 NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 PERSONALWATCH Follow us on Twitter @NigerianWatch ANNOUNCEMENTS Dear Eki To place your announcements call 0208 5889640 Email: announcements@nigerianwatch.com Or post to: Nigerian Watch, Announcements, Chartwell House, 292 Hale Lane, Edgware, HA8 8NP BIRTHDAYS gWAM-ODOgWU, sOMTOCHUKWU (March 2nd) happy birthday to our beautiful princess. May you continue to grow in God’s wisdom and grace. lots of love from daddy, mummy, your brothers and sisters. nWABUDiKE, MATTHiAs (March 5th) happy Birthday to a very special God Father from your favourite God Daughter nicole and her sisters isabel and Kimberly. CHEATING DAD Dear Eki, I was at a birthday party recently, which was held at a top club in the west end, a club renowned for being frequented by a much older age group than mine. Me and my friends were in the VIP area, which we had reserved for the night as a special treat, when I looked across the room and saw my father sitting at another booth – with his arms around a woman whom I had never seen before. Just as I was deciding whether to make my presence known or not, he started kissing this woman. I was so shocked and upset that I immediately made my excuses and left. I don’t believe my father saw me and since that night, I have been avoiding my dad. My quandary is; I do not know whether to tell my mum or not, as I do not want my parents to split. I am also not sure whether to confront my dad or not as he might deny it and aside from the fact that I saw him myself, I’ve no other proof. I can’t even bear to look at him anymore, and I can't understand how he can do this to my mum. On the other hand as the days go by, I worry that when my mum eventually finds out, she will be upset with me for keeping this from her. What do I do? J, 20, london This can be a very traumatic experience for anyone, especially if, as far as you are concerned, things are good at home between your parents. Witnessing what you did has put you in a very difficult position. Having said all this, I believe the best thing to do is confront him, tell him what you saw and how it made you feel. Ask him what is going on and hear what he has to say. Then tell him he has to let your mum know the truth; this way it frees you from having to tell her yourself, or from having to keep this from her. Chances are if your dad is having an affair, your mum probably already suspects, and just doesn’t have any confirmation yet. So there is a 90% chance that the news will not come as a surprise to her. On the other hand, if he denies it, then you need to tell your mum what you saw, as long as you are a 100% sure it was him you saw. Your dad may be mad at you initially for telling your mum, but remember it was him who did a bad thing and not you. Also, if you’ve got any older siblings, it might be a good idea to get them on board and get their opinions on the matter, so you are not left doing this on your own. Whatever you decide, I wish you all the best. DEPRESSION RUINING MY MARRIAGE OMOsEvWERHA, viCTOR (March 4th) happy birthday to my loving husband, friend and rock. May you have a great year and wonderful life ahead. With love from ilonka JEMiDE, BAWO (March 15th) Tevin, Maryanne, isabel, nicole and Kimberly would like to wish their beloved brother and favourite uncle a happy birthday. happy birthday to the best daddy in the world! We love you! From Maya and Eva CHANGE OF NAME ADEniKE I formally known and addressed as Titilola Ogunlesi now wish to be known as Titilola Adenike. My correct date of birth is 17th of May 1957. Members of the public, home office and Nigerian high Commission, london should please take notice. JEMiDE, JAMiMA (March 21st) happy birthday charming princess. May God continue to guide, lead and protect you. Love daddy, mummy and Aldwyn. Dear Eki, I fear my husband is suffering from depression. He lost his job a little over a year ago and has found it difficult to find one ever since. I don’t mind that I am the one who now provides for the family but I think it bothers him. You see, my husband is a very proud man and the loss of his job has been a big blow to his ego. Lately, he spends all his time in bed with the curtains drawn and refuses to get out of bed or leave the house. He has also stopped answering calls from his friends or even meeting with them as he is ashamed to keep telling people he is still jobless. He also doesn’t speak to me like he used to and sometimes when I speak to him it takes time before he answers, like he was somewhere else. I believe these are signs of depression and I am not sure how to handle it. I suggested he see the doctor but he brushed it aside like it was a ridiculous notion to think that he would be suffering from depression. The whole issue is affecting my marriage as I dread coming home after work to deal with the wall of silence. Kiki, 30-something, Watford In this economic climate, losing one’s job is a very sad experience especially when you believe you didn’t deserve to be let go by your employer. According to the NHS website, symptoms of depres- sion can be complex and vary widely between people. They generally include feelings of sadness, hopelessness and a loss of interest in things one used to enjoy. If you believe he is suffering from the above symptoms, then you must try harder to convince him to see the doctor. If he isn’t listening to you I would suggest you get his parents or siblings involved in the matter. He needs to see the doctor at least just to calm your fears, as depression if not treated in time and properly would only get worse. Also, visit the following websites; l www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Depression/Pages/Introduction.aspx l www.mind.org.uk/mental_health_a-z/7980_understanding_depression l www.helpguide.org/mental/depression_signs_ types_diagnosis_treatment.htm These sites contain more information on depression and what to do when you suspect a family member is suffering from the condition. Most importantly, let your husband know you are there for him while he goes through this trying time. Never do anything to remind him that you are the main provider. Most men feel emasculated when their wife is left to provide for the family. I hope he finally agrees to see a doctor. FoR ADVICE oN lIFE ISSUES, write to Dear Eki, Nigerian Watch, Chartwell house, 292 hale lane, Edgware hA8 8NP, or email: eki@nigerianwatch.com Like us on Facebook facebook.com/NigerianWatch NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 FASHIONWATCH 27 MONOCHROME MARCH It’s not quite spring, and it’s still cold, so update your winter outfits with some black and white graphics, see-thru perspex accessories, flat (yes), flat monk shoes and if that’s not hot enough for you - snuggle up in a sheep skin shearling coat By Obah Iyamu From the coolest collaboration shearling coats With adverse conditions not and the trends to be snapping up relenting what better way to and buying into, shake up your fight back than with a March wardrobe after the shearling jacket. I have been harshest freezing weather with sighting some stunners Black and white. 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Nigerian Watch is a FREE newspaper but If you want us to post a copy of the paper to any address in the UK there will be a charge for postage. 28 NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 Follow us on Twitter @NigerianWatch HEALTHWATCH Are you my type? Easy, is By Iyamide thomas, Regional Care Advisor, Sickle Cell Society UK Some dishes you just can’t rush – but they are well worth waiting for … last month was Valentine’s Day, reportedly the most celebrated day around the world besides New year! A time when many current or wouldbe lovers express their love by presenting each other with flowers, chocolates, romantic gestures and cards known as ‘valentines’. Unwittingly, Valentine’s gets us thinking about type, and the type of people we find attractive. and they need to be on regular blood transfusions throughout life. the usual and most common type of haemoglobin gene people inherit is “haemoglobin A”. Unusual haemoglobin genes include “haemoglobin S” (known as ‘sickle haemoglobin’), “haemoglobin C”, and “beta thalassaemia”. People can only get sickle cell or thalassaemia if they inherit two unusual genes for haemoglobin. People who inherit only one unusual gene are known as ‘carriers’ or ‘trait’. In the UK 1 in 4 West Africans are carriers of the sickle cell gene. yoU INhERIt A lot FRoM yoUR PARENtS thRoUGh GENES From the way you look and behave there’s a lot you inherit from your parents through genes, including your haemoglobin genotype. this tells you the tWo genes (one from each parent) that determine your type of blood haemoglobin. the type of haemoglobin genes you inherit or pass on can play an important role in determining whether you or your children are affected by two serious inherited blood conditions – sickle cell disease and thalassaemia. As Africans many of us will have heard of sickle cell disease since it affects us more than any other ethnic group in the world. out of the 15 million people estimated to have sickle cell worldwide, around 10 million live in Africa, of which 4 million are in Nigeria. It also affects people who originate from the Caribbean, Asia, the Middle East and the Mediterranean. however it is not a ‘black’ disease and can affect ‘white’ people, too, although less fre- Only 50% of fathersto-be accept their invitiation to be tested… quently. Sickle cell disease is a serious inherited blood condition that can cause severe pain, anaemia and organ damage. thalassaemia is a condition most common among people originating from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Cyprus and China. People can inherit Beta thalassaemia major, which affects their ability to produce enough red blood cells. this causes severe anaemia and organ damage loVE IS... FINDING oUt ABoUt yoUR GENotyPE With Valentine’s fresh in the memory it seems a good time to raise awareness of these two inherited blood conditions and for individuals to consider finding out about their haemoglobin genotype, since each time two people who are carriers have a baby there is a 25% chance the baby could be born with sickle cell disease or thalassaemia. A simple blood test will determine if you carry a gene for sickle cell or thalassaemia. In the UK the NhS Sickle Cell and thalassaema Screening Programme offers all pregnant women this blood test, which is then offered to the baby’s father if the woman is found to be a carrier. Guess what? only 50% of fathers-to-be accept their invitation to be tested! you can ask your GP for this blood test at anytime in your life, especially before you and your partner decide to start a family. you and your partner can then discuss any risks and the choices that are right for you. this Valentine, why not become educated on these genetic blood conditions so you can make informed choices (about testing) if and when the need arises? By so doing, you just might be considered that perfect partner after all! Useful websites: l www. sct.screening.nhs.uk l www. sicklecellsociety.org l www.ukts.org to watch a British– Nigerian drama that raises awareness of sickle cell, testing and associated myths go to: l www. familylegacy.org.uk I t is hard to believe that Easter is only a short way away, it probably feels like Christmas has only just ended... but Easter on African soil is a wonderful day to look forward to. In preparation for Easter most homes dish out indulgent traditional soul food and hospitable people enjoy inviting others to join them for a meal. Anuli Easter. Eku Ayo Ajinde. Barka da salah. Happy Easter to you all. N’DolE (BIttER lEAF SoUP) N’dole is a hearty soup from Cameroon – pronounced n’dole – made from a variety of ingredients. Bitter leaf soup is prepared with the freshly squeezed or dried leaves of the evergreen plant called Vernonia Amygdaline. As the common name implies the distinctive bitter taste of this popularly eaten leafy vegetable is what makes it unique. Bitter leaf soup is popularly eaten by the Igbo-speaking people of Eastern Nigeria and called Ofé Onugbo. The leaves are bruised and washed thoroughly to get rid of some of their bitter taste. The unprocessed leaves can also be eaten raw or juiced to treat wounds in a similar way to iodine and it’s said to be just as effective. Nutrition facts: Bitter leaf is an excellent source of fibre, vitamin and iron. Also rich in phytochemicals, which are known to have antioxidant properties, protecting the body against free radical damage. Cooking Time 30 Minutes ingredients handful of freshly squeezed bitter leaf 4 tbsp naturally blended peanut 3 large onions chopped 1 fresh scotch bonnet pepper 1 medium dried fish 2 tsp fresh ginger, grated 2 tsp Jumbo beef stock 3 cloves garlic, crushed 2 tbsp crayfish powder 500g of Goat meat, cut into 5cm pieces Cooking instructions: Rinse out the bitter leaf, squeeze out the excess Like us on Facebook facebook.com/NigerianWatch NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 FOODWATCH 29 how to make a feast fit for Easter water then coarsely chop and set aside. thoroughly wash the goat meat and place in a pot, add the chopped onion, Jumbo beef stock, a sprinkle of garlic and ginger, and allow to boil on medium heat for 15 minutes. Add blended onion, garlic, fresh pepper and peanut into the mix, stir to marry the flavours and allow to simmer for another 10 minutes. Add the washed and deboned dried fish and allow to simmer on low heat. Add the vegetables, cover the pot for 5 mins and continue simmering until greens are tender. Add some water if the mixture is dry. Serve with boiled yam , rice, plantain, cassava fufu or garri. Indulgent! UGBA oR UKPAKA – AFRICAN oIl BEAN SAlAD Ugba (Oil Bean Seed), also known as Ukpaka, is native to south eastern Nigeria, the Igbos. The Hausas call it Kiriya, the Yorubas Ayan. Often reserved for special occasions, particularly in Igbo land, this dish consists of finely sliced oil beans, which undergoes extensive fermentation before it is considered edible. Prepared in a variety of assorted meat and stock fish in a dressing of palm oil, indigenous rock salt (Akanwu), seasoning and served spices. Sliced garden egg, finely shredded cooked cassava (Abacha) and shredded scented leaf (Nchawu) give it a fresh taste and inviting aroma. This version of the recipe is a modern spin on the traditional dish. Ugba fermented for less than 3 days is used as a salad ingredient, when fermented or longer it is used as a soup thickener adding flavour and variety to soups such as okra soup. The African oil bean is very nutritious and it’s actually a legume rather than a seed. It goes to say that our ancestors knew about healthy eating and that’s why there is an adage by the Owerri indigenes on the dish that says, “Once I’ve eaten oil bean salad and drink palm wine then all the sky scraper builders can carry on with their wealth.” However I advise to treat this dish as an occasional delicacy because of the high saturated fat and the rock salt which inhibits vitamin absorption. Cooking Time 10 Minutes ingredients 2-3 pieces of dried stockfish (okporoko) 4 handful of Ugba (Ukpaka) African oil bean 1 small Scotch bonnet chilli 1 onion finely chopped 1 tsp Jumbo crayfish powder 1⁄2 tsp Akanwu (cooking potash/rock salt) 2 handfuls of shredded cooked cassava (Abacha) optional 2 sliced Garden eggs (optional) 1 handful of chopped Fresh Nchanwu (scented leafs) 3 tbsp of Palm oil Cooking instructions Soak the dried stock fish in water for a few hours (overnight if possible). Cook the soaked stock fish with lots of water until almost tender. Dissolve the rock salt (Akanwu) in a pan and add palm oil for thickening, and stir. Now add fresh blended Nchanwu, finely chopped onions, shredded stock fish, Jumbo cray fish powder and the Ugba (Ukpaka); stir until the Ugba absorbs all the ingredients. Also you can add the shredded cooked cassava (abacha) or the garden eggs at this point (optional). turn off heat and garnish with finely chopped bell pepper. Serve with a big smile! EJU – AFRICAN lAND SNAIl Eju (Giant African Land Snail) is particularly popular in Nigeria, where it is considered a delicacy. It is known as Eju by the Igbos, Igbin by the Yoruba and Katantawa by the Hausas. They are used in soups, stews, and in spicy kebabs. In Gambia it’s used to make one of Gambia’s most popular rice dishes – Benachin. Eju is an excellent source of protein, iron and is very low in fat. Cooking Time 15 Minutes ingredients 4 pieces of African land Snail (Eju) 1/2 Scotch bonnet chilli (to taste) 1 onion, finely chopped 1 tbsp of grated garlic and ginger 1 tsp Jumbo all purpose seasoning 2 Red/Green bell pepper Alum Rocks (Crystal) Cooking instructions Smash the snails’ shells, remove guts and wash with alum rocks until all the slimy guts are thoroughly clean. Split the snails in half and season with the onion, garlic, ginger, scotch bonnet chilli and Jumbo all purpose seasoning. Allow to simmer for 10 minutes until almost tender. Garnish with sliced bell pepper and the left over sliced onions, turn off heat and serve with a smile! 30 NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 Follow us on Twitter @NigerianWatch BEAUTYWATCH I AM HAIRY… AND I NEED HELP HAIRY ME “By the time I got to 18, I looked like a little monkey” I Trey Mujak don’t know about you but I’ve been shaving my legs since the age of 13. Not because it made me feel “grown up”, like most young people, but because it was and still is an absolute necessity. I also had what some might call a unibrow, an abundance of hair between the eyebrows so that they seemed to converge to form one long eyebrow; thick sideburns, a thick head of hair and a slight moustache. Cringe! yes, I was a hairy little thing. I won’t go into where else I started growing hair; I’ll leave that to your imagination. None of the other women in my life had this problem. I don’t think my mum has ever had to shave her legs, and my sister definitely didn’t at the time, so where did all this hair come from? All I knew was that I hated it and I had no one to turn to for advice. By the time I got to 18 I looked like a little monkey. okay, a slight exaggeration, but I may well have done, because that’s exactly how I felt. I was self conscious, highly embarrassed and desperate. the thought of taking a holiday for longer than a week would fill me with fear as I would question how I would keep up my hair removal treatments. My whole life was planned around my hair. So desperate and still hairy I tried everything on the market to solve the problem. Shaving, electrolysis, waxing, threading, epilators, hair removal pads, you name it, I gave it a go. If no!no!™ had been available I probably would have tried that too. After years of scarring, in-grown hairs, break outs and burns; I finally decided that I needed a permanent solution. So at the end of 2012 I tried something that has completely transformed my life. I’ve always heard about laser treatment but was very wary because of the horror stories you often hear about scarring. hair can be shaved off, but a scar, that is permanent; so I never even considered it before. that is until I came across a small company called Skintology, which specialises in laser treatment for darker skin tones and I went in for a consultation. the consultation went well and I paid the £470 price for the treatment. that is a lot of money but it seriously is the best £470 I’ve ever spent. After my first treatment I went a full 6 weeks hair free; that’s a lifetime to someone like me. And 8 weeks after my second treatment there’s still no hair in sight. I know we’re in a recession and £470 might be a stretch for some people, so I have put together a review table of some of the other hair removal techniques that I have tried. of course results will vary but maybe I can save you some embarrassment and some money. So if you are a little hairy monkey like me, there is no need to suffer in silence. there is a solution for everybody and hopefully you’ll find yours in the table below. TREATMEnT DEsCRiPTiOn ExPERiEnCE shaving Shaving is the removal of hair by using a razor or any kind of bladed instrument, to slice it down to the level of the skin. Great immediate results. However, hair grows back prickly and thicker. You may also get in-growing hairs. If you are a woman, do not put a razor near your face! 3/5 Electrolysis An electric current is applied with a very fine needle-shaped electrode, or metal probe, into each hair follicle to destroy the root. Sold as permanent hair removal Initial results were pretty good but after 24 hours the treatment area was red and sore. Experienced severe breakouts and hyper pigmentation. Worst of all, hair came back very quickly. 1/5 Waxing Strip waxing is accomplished by spreading a wax combination thinly over the skin. A cloth or paper strip is then pressed on the top and ripped off with a quick movement against the direction of hair growth. This removes the wax along with the hair. Painful. Before laser treatment, it was waxing. Results lasted up to 7 days (remember I’m a little monkey). However, I did experience in-growing hairs on my legs and consequently hyper-pigmentation (dark marks on the skin). If this happens to you then stop waxing. 3/5 RATing Hot waxing; hot wax is applied to the treatment area. The wax hardens when it cools, thus allowing the easy removal without the aid of cloths. Threading In threading, a specially-designed thin cotton thread is doubled, then twisted. It is then rolled over areas of unwanted hair, plucking the hair at the follicle level. Unlike tweezing, where single hairs are pulled out one at a time, threading can remove short lines of hair. Painful. Great for small areas like eyebrows, chin and upper lip. If you have a lot of hair in these areas you should consider waxing. 4/5 Tweezing Plucking or tweezing is the process of removing hair by pulling out the hair one by one. Great for eyebrows and not much else. Can lead to ingrowing hairs and hyper-pigmentation. 3/5 Depilatory A liquid or cream that is used to remove hair from the body. Results are great. However, they do not last very long. I’ve never had a side effect and come back to this technique time and time again. Great for legs and underarms. No pain or discomfort and very easy to use. 4/5 Hair removal pads A pain-free hair-removal superstar for smooth skin. Simply rub the removal pads in a clockwise, then anti-clockwise motion to lift the hairs out of the follicles. The pads will also exfoliate skin, reducing the risk of in-grown hairs. Great results on small areas like sides of face and chin. Also widely used on the legs, although this may feel like hard work. Pads are abrasive so may damage skin with long term use. If you scrub too hard it can also burn. I personally don’t think it’s worth the risk. 2/5 Laser The procedure involves a laser beam being focused at the root of the hair follicles, which causes them to stop producing hair. The laser is attracted to the pigment Melanin in the hair and uses this to get to the core of the follicle. The laser damages the follicle via a process called photothermolysis, consequently preventing growth. Painful but effective, as said above. Treatment time 45 minutes. It is a medical treatment so can cause infections etc. If you are thinking of getting zapped with laser please remember that laser is a serious procedure and you MUST follow post treatment advice otherwise you may very well end up with the scaring that I mentioned previously. 5/5 Shutterstock Our expert Funmi odegbami gives a frank insider’s guide to body hair care SPRING BEAUTY TRENDS With March now upon us, the time is ripe to get started on your annual Spring Clean – no, I’m not talking about your cluttered living quarters, I’m referring to your make-up bag! It’s time to retire the harsh metallics and deep hued lipsticks that dominated the winter beauty scene, and welcome a fresh, new makeup look. Here are some of the hottest beauty trends to help kick-start a brand new you. Candy Coloured Lips Oranges and fuchsias were all over the Spring/Summer 2013 runways, as seen at Prada, Missoni, Giles, and countless others. If you aren’t quite daring enough to rock a bright orange lip, go for a softer peach colour instead - a certified springtime classic. Check out M.A.C’s Amplified Lipstick in ‘Vegas Volt’ (pictured, above; £14, maccosmetics.co.uk) or Givenchy Rouge Interdit in ‘Candide Tangerine’ (£21, Debenhams). CC Creams By now you’ve undoubtedly heard of BB Creams and perhaps have even incorporated a couple into your daily beauty routine. Well, make way for the beauty industry’s latest concoction: CC creams! The “CC” stands for “Colour Control” (or “Complexion Corrector”, depending on who you ask), and these tinted moisturising creams are designed to brighten complexions and smooth out skin tones. Lighter in consistency than their predecessor, they also boast a higher UV protection coverage (up to SPF 35). Skincare company Nip + Fab have just launched their selection of CC Creams at Boots (pictured), available in Light and Dark, at £14.95. Emerald Pantone has declared emerald green “colour of the year 2013”, so expect to see this shade everywhere this season. Try introducing this trend into your beauty routine by starting with a nail colour before incorporating this elegant green into your key wardrobe pieces and make-up routine. Models Own has a fantastic rich green in their ‘Beetlejuice’ range called ‘Emerald Black’ (pictured; £5, modelsownit. com). Or, for a slightly lighter shade, try Barry M’s ‘284 Emerald Green’ nail varnish (£2.99, Superdrug). Matte is Back Save the high gloss for summer, this year spring is all about matte make-up. From lips (heavily featured in the Prada, Burberry, and Dries Van Noten shows) to your base, matte products provide a soft, youthful glow that isn’t as easily achievable with hi-shine make-up. NARS Loose Powder is great for providing a natural, silky facial coverage and comes in six different shades (pictured £26.50, narscosmetics. co.uk). While Rimmel’s Kate Moss Matte Lipstick range has your pout covered - try shade ‘Vibrant Coral’ (£5.49, Superdrug). Bold Brows Rejoice all ye brow lovers – bold brows are here to stay! If you’ve yet to experience the joys of good brow maintenance, never has there been a better time to start incorporating a strong brow into your daily look. There is no shortage of amazing products springing up on the market, covering every medium from pencils, to tinted gels, to powder. Find what product works for you to achieve a natural, yet striking look to frame your eyes. For those on a budget, MUA do a great little Brow Kit that contains 3 different shades for only £3.50; a higher-end alternative is Benefit’s ‘Brow Zings’ kit, which includes a tinted gel for o p t i m u m styling and d e fi n i n g (£22.50). To create the perfect fierce arch, M.A.C’s Penultimate Brow Marker has you covered (£15). By Erin Kristensen TOWNWATCH Like us on Facebook facebook.com/NigerianWatch NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 ON THE TOWN With Toni THEATRE Short Cuts 3: A Box of Tricks A celebration of female playwriting, Short Cuts 3 features four new one act plays from four female playwrights: Another Girl Bryan and Joanna are blissfully in love...until she tries to kill him that is. Bewildered, Bryan has to make an important phone call, his only chance to fix things - and her - before it's too late. The Little Wula It's the 1950s and little Do is busy delivering those pesky twigs, when clobber guts, a blind bully, beguiles him into the sewer ... But the leaping lizards are close! What's little do gonna do? Doooo! All he wants is a friend and all he needs is to get home again... A Dog Hotel There is an unexpected reunion for old school friends Carly and Glenna. Their surprise trip down Memory Lane rouses much more than just nostalgia for days gone by. A IS FOR ARSENIC Love – it’s written in the tea leaves. Or is it? One thing’s for sure, there’s definitely something in the water. 5 - 9 Mar hen and Chickens theatre, 109 St. Pauls Road, Canonbury, london, N1 2NA tickets £8 www.unrestrictedview.co.uk Nights of Enchantment by Gillian Pencavel, Tree Folk Theatre use storytelling, mask and puppetry theatre and music to tell stories based on the 1001 Arabian Nights. 6 -16 Mar Etcetera theatre, 265 Camden high Street, london, NW1 7BU Wahala 1 Year Anniversary Special: African Allstars vs. Team Jamaica After two sold out events and two crushing defeats of team Nigeria & Ghana at the hands of team Jamaica, Africa unites. For one night only the superstars of African comedy come together to wipe the smile off the face of those cocky Jamaicans. Each comedian will do a normal stand up routine followed by the ever-popular head to head battles and crowd participation games. African Allstars: Kojo, A Dot Comedian, Eddie Kadi and Victor Daniels plus music from DJ Harm Kid & Naija Boy. Team Jamaica: Slim, Felicity Ethnic, Dizzle and Aurie Styla plus music from Love Conexxion. Followed by after party with DJs Firing Squad, Choice FM Rampage, Bang FM ACE, 1xtra DJ Quincy, Choice FM Love Connexion – Stamina & Mr Suey – and DJ Milktray Advance tickets £6 Indig02, Pensinsula Square, Greenwich, london, SE10 0DX 13 Apr, 6pm From £25 www.theo2.co.uk From £10 www.etceteratheatre.com Scaramouche Jones The story of one man’s life which spans the twentieth century, from the day his mother gave birth in a Trinidadian brothel to his final performance in the circus ring on the last night of the millennium. 19 - 23 Mar hen and Chickens theatre, 109 St. Pauls Road, Canonbury, london, N1 2NA tickets £11.50 www.unrestrictedview.co.uk Three Birds Siblings Tiana, Tionne and Tanika have found themselves home alone. Tiana’s keeping it all together by taking charge of housework and homework. But Tionne’s experiments are getting stranger and stranger and Tanika’s starting to act up. As the outside world begins to press in, the three will do anything to keep their secret safe from the adults who come to call. Writer Janice Okoh (Egusi Soup) won the 2011 Bruntwood Prize for Playwriting for the Three Birds script. Catch its world premiere in Manchester before it transfers to Bush Theatre, London, from 20 Mar-20 Apr. the Royal Exchange theatre, St Ann's Square, Manchester, M2 7Dh Until 16 Mar From £10 www.royalexchange.co.uk Bush theatre, 7 Uxbridge Road, london, W12 8lJ 20 Mar – 20 Apr www.bushtheatre.co.uk Kings & Queens of Comedy & Lovers Rock The stars of the Real McCoy are tracks from her critically acclaimed debut album I Predict a Graceful Expulsion. Describing her sound as ‘doom soul’, Cold Specks’ music is steeped in the musical traditions of the American Deep South. Finally a world exclusive premiere of Alice Walker: Beauty In Truth, a feature documentary film by Pratibha Parmar, about the life and art of the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of The Color Purple. the screening will be introduced by the author herself and the director, Pratibha Parmar. For times, ticketing and further details visit wow.southbankcentre.co.uk Southbank Centre/JimAnderson certs, talks, gigs, debates and free music take place at the Southbank Centre. Visit marketplace, exhibitions and workshops that will take place around the Royal Festival and Queen Elizabeth halls. there is also an opportunity to take part in speed-mentoring, and other networking opportunities. Some highlights include: Grammy Awardwinning Beninese singer-songwriter Angelique Kidjo (left). Kidjo is set to be joined by Mali-born Fatoumata Diawara. her acclaimed first album Fatou was voted the Sunday Times number 1 world music album of 2011. Canadian songwriter and vocalist Cold specks performs at Queen Elizabeth hall for one night only with Southbank Centre/Youri_Lenquette WoW is the annual global festival where women (and men) of all ages and backgrounds celebrate women’s achievements and discuss the obstacles they face across the world. From Wednesday 6 March to Sunday 10 March a diverse programme of talks, performances, con- Southbank Centre/Ana Elena WoW WoMEN oF thE WoRlD FEStIVAl 31 32 NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 Follow us on Twitter @NigerianWatch TOWNWATCH Young Vic/ Richard Hubert Smith REVIEW: FEASt (yoUR EyES) Feast is the critically acclaimed celebration of yoruban culture that has throughout February been playing to packed houses at the young Vic in South london. Sadly it closes on 2 March. As these pictures quite clearly show this was an amazing spectacle. But more than that it offered a fascinating insight into the ori, which means inner head. For the yoruba self-knowledge is the key to existence and on the journey we are taken on in back. Don’t miss Felix Dexter and the ladies’ favourite, Mr Fraser, who will be joined by Bajan comedy queen Dibbi. Also starring The Queens of Lovers Rock: Janet Kay, Carroll Thompson, Sandra Cross & Sylvia Tella, this show will be the highlight of International Women’s month. Broadway theatre, Catford Broadway, london SE6 4RU Sun 24 Mar, 8pm £23 this play it is that which helps our three sisters confront slavery and racism in all its guises through time, culminating at the london olympics and a series of family ‘feasts’ in Brazil, Cuba, America and Britain. the young Vic is producing some of the best theatre in london at the moment and with productions of American lulu and the Scottsboro Boys in the pipeline, one you should really keep your eyes on. The African Market www.talawa.com War Horse www.broadwaytheatre.org.uk Smack Family Robinson Keith Allen and Denise Welch star in an outrageous black comedy from the author of the Broadway and West End hit, One Man, Two Guvnors The Robinsons have run a successful – if illegal – family business since the 1960s. They have a comfortable house and expensive cars in the drive. But the younger generation aren’t like their Dad. And the police are getting interested! 28 Mar - 20 Apr From £8 Rose theatre Kingston 24-26 high Street Kingston Kt1 1hl www.rosetheatrekingston.org God’s Property It’s 1982. London is restless, gripped by spiralling unemployment and inner-city riots. Ska beats rule the airwaves and in a flat in Deptford, south London, two brothers are re-united unexpectedly. Sixteen year old, mixed race Onochie rules the family roost. His barely known brother Chima returns to make right past wrongs nity he has tried to belong to; or standing with the brother he doesn’t know. tours london and Birmingham between 20 Feb–28 Mar This unique alternative fair showcases talents from Africa and the diaspora and offers original fashion pieces, accessories, jewelry, shoes, arts & crafts, homewear, beauty products, books, music, arts and much more. Visitors will be able to enjoy Ghanaian collective One Drum jamming in the open drumming circle as well as homemade African food. Live African and World music will be played from 8pm. Richmix, 35 – 47 Bethnal Green Road, london, E1 6lA Sun 31 Mar, 12-7pm FREE £10 (music) www.openthegate.org.uk and to rekindle a relationship with his skinhead younger brother, who no longer wants to be black. Chima is not welcome in the area and only has a few hours to meaningfully connect with Onochie. But outside a hostile community has been alerted to his return. Chima has been blamed for the death of a white girl and the vitriolic community won’t be satisfied until they deliver their rough justice. Onochie faces the tough decision of siding with the commu- War Horse, based on the beloved novel by Michael Morpurgo, is a powerfully moving and imaginative drama, filled with stirring music and magnificent artistry. South Africa’s Handspring Puppet Company brings breathing, galloping, full-scale horses to life on the stage – their flanks, hides and sinews built of steel, leather and aircraft cables. New london theatre, Drury lane, WC2B 5PW. Until 26 oct. From £15, Age 10+ FOR CHILDREN My First Cinderella The English National Ballet 2 brings young audiences their first taste of ballet through the magic of fairy tales, captivating music and beautiful dance. Peacock theatre, Portugal Street, holborn, WC2A 2ht 27 Mar-7 Apr £55 family www.sadlerswells.com Pop Factor An afternoon of interactive family fun featuring live performances of the biggest and best chart hits. Perfect as an Easter holiday treat. Broadway theatre, Catford Broadway, london SE6 4RU Wed 10 Apr, 2.30pm From £10 ART www.broadwaytheatre.org.uk Chimamanda Adichie: Americanah Chris & Pui CBeebies favourite double act is bringing songs, rhymes, comedy sketches and lots of joining in for all the family. See Old MacDonald, Incy, Humpty, the Duke of York, King Cole and – “oh my woolly word” – Little Bo Peep and many other of your favourite characters live on stage. Broadway theatre, Catford Broadway, london SE6 4RU Sun 19 May, 1pm & 4pm From £10 Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie talks about her new novel 'Americanah', a story of love and race spanning three continents and numerous lives. It is centred on a young man and woman from Nigeria who face difficult choices and challenges in the countries they come to call home. Purcell Room, Southbank Centre, Belvedere Road, london, SE1 8XX tue 9 Apr, 7.45pm From £10 www.broadwaytheatre.org.uk www.southbankcentre.co.uk Liminal Nzinga Dance Ensemble Concert Liminal invites families into a physical, material and social experience of sculpture through touch, interaction and collaboration. Supported by a changing artist devised programme. tate Britain, Millbank, london, SW1P 4RG. Every Sat & Sun, 11am-3pm. FREE All ages. CINEMA Rebelle (War Witch) In an isolated village in sub-Saharan Africa, Komona, a 12-year-old girl, lived peacefully with her parents until the day the rebels came. They pillaged the village, captured Komona and forced her to commit an irreparable act: slay her parents. Written by Kim Nguyen, this film was nominated for a 2013 Oscar in the Best Foreign Language Film Category. Curzon Mayfair, 38 Curzon Street, london, W1J 7ty 8-14 Mar, 6.45pm www.curzoncinemas.com Move your feet to rhythms from Africa and the Caribbean. Nzinga students and professionals will dazzle you with their drumming and dancing in this uplifting concert. If you want to give it a try yourself then book one of the African drumming or dance courses taking place at the museum during term time. horniman Museum and Gardens, 100 london Road, Forest hill, london, SE23 3PQ Sun 24 Mar, 3-4pm FREE www.horniman.ac.uk Living Africa: Steve Bloom Join international photographer Steve Bloom for a lecture as he journeys through the essence and diversity of Africa. Capturing colours and cultures, enjoy a visual feast as he explores this extraordinary continent; through landscapes from desert to jungle, wildlife from insect to great game, and human life from remote vil- lages to teeming metropolis. In the bi-centenary of explorer David Livingstone's birth, join Steve as he articulates the challenges faced by Africa's people and environment in the 21st century. turner Sims Concert hall, Salisbury Rd, Southampton, So17 1 thu 21 mar, 8pm From £7 www.turnersims.co.uk MUSEUMS African Textiles Today: Social Fabric of the East and South This exhibition takes a new look at the history and continuing significance of textile traditions in eastern and southern Africa, the patterns of global trade they reveal and the ways in which they have influenced some of the region’s foremost contemporary artists and photographers. Creating and trading numerous types of cloth have been vital elements in African life and culture for at least two millennia, linking different parts of the continent with each other and the rest of the world. African Textiles Today shows how ideas, techniques, materials and markets have adapted and flourished, and how the dynamic traditions in African textiles have provided inspiration for the continent’s artists. British Museum, Great Russell Street, london, WC1B 3DG 14 Feb-21 Apr FREE www.britishmuseum.org Slavery: London and Beyond Gain an insight into slavery with a visit to two London museums. The Museum of London Docklands’ London, Sugar & Slavery gallery Like us on Facebook facebook.com/NigerianWatch THE BIG WRITE HIGHLIGHTS Saturday 9 March Bob and the Moon Tree Mystery with Simon Bartram and A Squeeze, the first Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler collaboration. Simon Bartram brings Bob’s latest adventure in space to life. Watch as Simon creates all our favourite Bob characters before your very eyes! Follow DJ and poet Charlie Dark on a musical and rhythmic adventure deep beneath the sea, for this storytelling session featuring hip hop, poetry and puppets. Join Charlie after the story for a special DJ set for 0-5s. 1.30 – 2.30pm Age 5+ Charlie Dark’s Octopus Club 12 – 1pm Age 5+ Draw Off! with Nick Butterworth and Jim Field the Big Write at Discover Children’s Story Centre, Stratford, london Family ticket £24 www.discover.org.uk www.rmg.co.uk This show offers a broad perspective of events and individuals – from Britain, Africa and the Middle East – in the 1960s and 1970s. The central portrait shows Michael X, a reformed gangster and British civil rights activist born in Trinidad who was controversially executed for murder there in 1975. The large central section represents Topolski’s travels through Africa in the early 1960s and later in the 1970s, decades when colonial rule was coming to an end. Memoir of the Century, Nr. Royal Festival hall, Southbank. From £2 www.museumoflondon.org.uk www.felikstopolski.com Michael X, Africa and the Middle East Max Baillie & Sura Susso An intriguing, genre-hopping concert features Baillie (violin) and Susso (kora) playing a mixture of Baroque and West African music, from Lully and Merula to African bardic spirituals. Glasgow University Concert hall, off University Avenue, Glasgow, G12 8QQ thu 7 Mar, 1.10pm FREE www.gla.ac.uk EyeOpener Gallery Tours: Africa at The British Museum The diverse cultural life of Africa has been expressed through everyday objects and unique works of art since ancient times. The Museum’s collection of over 200,000 African items encompasses archaeological and contemporary material from across the continent. Highlights on display in Room 25 include a magnificent brass head of a Yoruba ruler from Ife in Nigeria, the Tree of Life (a sculpture made out of guns) and some objects from the Torday collection of Central African 3 – 4.15pm Age 0 – 5 Saturday 16 March Tilly and Friends with Polly Dunbar Watch as two of our favourite illustrators go head to head in a battle to be crowned The BEST Champion Alien Drawer of all time. Nick Butterworth and Jim Field will create the scariest, weirdest, most zany space alien imaginable. Do the ‘wiggle-wiggle-woo’ and meet Tilly and all of the friends from The Little Yellow House including Hector, Doodle, Tiptoe, Trumpty and Pru. Join awardwinning author and illustrator Polly Dunbar (Penguin, Shoe Baby) for an interactive storytelling session with puppets, drawing and song. 4.30pm - 5.15pm Age 4+ Sunday 10 March Rastamouse with Michael De Souza and Genevieve Webster Author Michael De Souza and illustrator Genevieve Webster share their tales about the coolest crime-bustin’ mouse in the world, performed by Michael in rapping rhyme. 12 – 1pm Age 4+ Meet Axel Scheffler Meet Axel Scheffler, the awardwinning illustrator of The Gruffalo, Stick Man and Room on the Broom. Join him in drawing the Gruffalo and his other fun friends for your eyes only! Don't miss out on celebrating the 20th anniversary of A Squash sculpture, textiles and weaponry. British Museum, Great Russell Street, london, WC1B 3DG FREE www.britishmuseum.org African Worlds The first permanent exhibition in Britain dedicated to African art and culture, African Worlds celebrates the continent’s diversity, history and creativity. It brings together a rich mixture of sculpture and decorative arts explained through the voices of elders, maskers, drummers, diviners, artists, exiles, curators and anthropologists. Objects from across Africa are displayed from Egypt to Zimbabwe, and from African related cultures including Brazil and Trinidad. Highlights include masterpieces of the bronze casters art from Benin, which depict the arrival of the first Europeans to Africa. horniman Museum & Gardens, 100 london Road, london, SE23 3PQ Daily FREE www.horniman.ac.uk OTHER 12 – 1pm Age 4+ Big Write/Jim Field Authors, illustrators, artists and storytellers will congregate at Discover Children’s Story Centre’s fifth annual festival of children’s literature – The Big Write. Starting on World Book Day, 7 March, and continuing until Saturday 17 March, the event line up will include some of the UK’s bestselling children’s authors and illustrators. This celebration of children’s literature will be for the smallest of children, with a interactive Diggers and Trucks storytelling and free play session for babies and toddlers, to industry professional led events for adults wanting to break into the world of writing for children in this digital age. Amongst the traditional author/illustrator events there will be the opportunity to explore the brand new interactive exhibition for children and families, Journey to Space, created by the Roald Dahl Foundation. focuses on the impact and legacy of the transatlantic slave trade on the development and life of the capital. Meanwhile in nearby Greenwich, the National Maritime Museum’s Atlantic Worlds gallery explores the interrelationship between Britain, Africa and the Americas 1600-1850 and looks at the empire on three continents. The session at Docklands includes an illustrated presentation and time in the gallery, while the National Maritime Museum offers an object handling session and gallery visit. Museum of london Docklands, West India Quay, london, E14 4Al National Maritime Museum, Park Row, Greenwich london SE10 9NF 4 Feb – 18 Mar NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 TOWNWATCH Tom and Millie’s Great Big Treasure Hunt with Guy Parker-Rees Come and see how Guy Parker-Rees comes up with ideas for animal characters, from his latest book Tom and Millie's Great Big Treasure Hunt to old favourites like Giraffes Can't Dance, a World Book Day book 1.30 – 2.30pm Age 5+ Horrible Histories with Martin Brown Celebrate the 20th Awful Anniversary of best-selling 21 Mar, 1.15-2.15pm FREE www.britishmuseum.org Earthwatch: Human Wildlife Coexistence in Changing Landscapes Addressing the challenges of wildlife conservation beyond protected areas, three experts share their research experiences in Africa and South America in this lecture. Royal Geographical Society, 1 Kensington Gore, london, SW7 2AR 6 Mar, 6-8.30pm From £5 www.rgs.org MUSIC HIGHLIGHTS African Night Fever: KonKoma Maximum Jazz Orchestra KonKoma adds a progressive edge to their rich blend of Afro-funk, jazz, soul and traditional African rhythms as well as acknowledging the 70s recordings that spawned the sound. Brighton Dome, Church St, Brighton, BN1 1UE Fri 22 Mar, 8pm £10 Adrian Lister: Mammoth Origins, Extinction and Interaction with People Sketches of Africa: Antonio Forcione Professor Adrian Lister, Natural History Museum, discusses how mammoths were represented in Ice Age art. Mammoths evolved in Africa and their spread parallels that of humans. The lecture will discuss how mammoth bones and tusks were used to construct huts and to carve tools and art objects. the British Museum, Great Russell Street, london, WC1B 3DG Highly charismatic, award-winning Antonio Forcione is an acoustic guitarist, multi-instrumentalist and composer. He breaks the mould of most conventional, popular guitar sounds, be it in the field of jazz, Spanish, African, Brazilian or improvised music. With 16 albums to his name he has performed at festivals such as Womad and Glastonbury, theatres all over the world, and most http://brightondome.org 33 series Horrible Histories™ with its illustrator, Martin Brown. If you are a budding cartoonist looking for terrifying tips and tricks to perfect your measly masterpieces, it’s all horribly here in this not-to-be-missed event! 3 - 4pm Age 7+ THE BIG WRITE ADULT EVENTS The Digital Picture Join Anna Rafferty (MD of Penguin Digital), Ed Bryan (Nosy Crow’s brilliant apps Cinderella and Three Little Pigs), David Mackintosh, TV designer (The Frank Show and Marshall Armstrong is New to Our School) Ed Vere, animator, illustrator and author (Mr Big, Bedtime for Monsters) and Katy Beale (Director of Caper) in discussing the future of picture books and the impact of digital technology on illustration. Wednesday 13 March 6.30 – 8.30pm Adults £6.00 Getting Published Children are the most demanding and critical audiences, and writing for them is one of the most exciting, enjoyable and competitive challenges. Find out everything you need to know about writing and illustrating children’s fiction from Julia Eccleshare (Children’s Book Editor of The Guardian), Jodie Marsh (United Agents) and Anne McNeil (Publishing Director at Hodder Children’s Books). thursday 14 March 6.30 – 8.30pm Adults £6.00 major international guitar festivals. His new album Sketches of Africa was inspired by his tours and showcases compositions with local musicians who together, evoke a joyous, spiritual homage to the continent. the lights, West Street, Andover, hampshire, SP10 1Ah Sat 2 Mar, 8pm From £15 Africa, Bulgaria, Georgia, Greece and Spain as well as British, Celtic folk songs. They also teach their own arrangements of classic soul and pop songs. St John at hackney Church, lower Clapton Road, london, E5 0PD. Every Wed, 7-9pm From £22 www.thelights.org.uk Live Jazz Music let people know where you’re at so they know where it’s at with listings in nigerian Watch Call 020 8588 9640 or email listings@nigerianwatch.com Jazz Jam Live jazz jam with local legend Bukky Leo and his quartet. Growing up in Lagos, Nigeria, Bukky has developed a distinctive style of jazz and Afrobeat. Players of all levels and styles are welcome to join in, or simply lay back and soak up the scintillating afro beats, acid jazz and swing vibes. Silver Bullet, 5 Station Place, london, N4 2Dh Every tue, 8.30pm FREE www.thesilverbullet.co.uk Hackney Voices Cleo and Jo teach songs from the rich and varied local traditions of www.stjohnathackney.org.uk A concert featuring smooth Afro jazz, Latin jazz, bossa nova or funk with keyboards, vocals and percussion. the Blue Posts, 28 Rupert Street, london Chinatown, london, W1D 6DJ Every Sun, 4pm FREE www.taylor-walker.co.uk/ pub/blue-posts-st-james/c6707/ CLUBS 2 Dam Funky Funky vibes, funky grooves and funky dancers reconnect you to the original energy of the Africa Centre. With DJs 2 Dam Funky and The Last Poets the Silver Bullet, 4-5 Station Place, Finsbury Park, london, N4 2Dh Every Mon, 7pm From £7 www.thesilverbullet.co.uk 45 x 45 Four powerhouse DJs – DJ Format, Mr Thing, Spin Doctor, Mo Fingaz – come together to play all vinyl sets of their favourite 45s each. the Book Club, 100-106 leonard Street, london, EC2 Fri 22 Mar, 8pm-2am FREE before 9pm | £5 http://thedoctorsorders.com 34 NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 Voice in a MIllion This phenomenal gathering of young voices, school children, gospel choirs and performance groups is part of a series of events throughout the UK and worldwide over the course of the coming year, aiming to record one million voices. You can take part or watch the show, there are a few limited places left for the Wembley performance, there is no charge for participating except the price of an event t-shirt. Wembley Arena, Arena Square, Engineers Way, london hA9 oAA 12 March 7.30pm tickets from £17.50 www.voiceinamillion.com DJ Jazzy Jeff, The Nextmen, Rich Medina The Doctor’s Orders pulls out all the stops with their biggest line up to date to celebrate their 250th event. With Philadelphia’s finest, the magnificent DJ Jazzy Jeff, this event should not be missed. Scala, 275 Pentonville Road, Kings Cross, london, N1 9Nl Sat 13 Apr, 10pm-5am From £12.50 http://thedoctorsorders.com oval, Coldharbour lane, london, SW2 1JG Every 1st Sat From £5 'Oh-Noooooo' A night of diverse nu jazz, broken beat, old skool hip hop, Afro beat and breakbeats. Juno Bar, 134-135 Shoreditch high Street, Shadwell, london, E1 6JE Every last thu, 8pm FREE What Sundays Were Made For www.junoshoreditch.co.uk A friendly night of music, dance with music mixed by DJB Veneno Negro, resident DJ and guest spinning naija beats. El Penol, 382 Brixton Road, Stockwell, london, SW9 7AW Every Sun, 8.30pm-3am From £5 Voodoo Funk, soul, disco, Afro, jazz, barrio, hip-hop and reggae with DJ Ramon Santana. Vibe Bar, 91-95 Brick lane, Whitechapel, london, E1 6Ql Every 2nd Sat, 8pm-1am From £4 The Nextmen Je Ne Sais Quoi Expect to be swept up in a frenzy of sounds from Reggae & HipHop to Jungle & House as Brad Baloo & Dom Search get stuck in. East Village, 89 Great Eastern Street, london, EC2A 3hX Fri 8 Feb, 9pm-3.30am From £7 A night of funk, jazz, hip-hop, house, electro, Afro and Latin music with Marathon Men, aka Freddy McQuinn and Simbad. As above Every 3rd Sat, 8pm-1am From £4 www.vibe-bar.co.uk Legendary Jam Session Juju! with DJ Volta45 and Chief Commander Yaaba, showcasing the finest hand-picked selection of true roots music from the heart and soul of Africa. Upstairs at the Ritzy, Brixton Williams Cumberbache A dirty Afro-Latin funk jam session with master Latin American percussionist Williams Cumberbache. As above Every last thu, 6.30pm FREE Afrospot Afrospot is a night playing the best in Afro, reggae, dub and folkloric. Hosted by Kodjovi Kush and The Afrospot All-stars. As above Every last Sat www.passingclouds.org http://thedoctorsorders.com JUJU! DJs play a mix of afro and latin grooves, funk, hip hop, reggae and soul. Passing Clouds, 1 Richmond Road, london, E8 4AA Every Sun, 9pm From £3 Fridays at Shaka Zulu Mother Africa circus-mother-africa.de/en/index.php ENTERTAINMENT GIST Twitter: @Harriet_NW HOLLYWOOD WELCOMES OMOSEXY !!!! Actress omotola Jalade Ekeinde has uploaded photos of herself on the set of new US tV show Bounce. Show creator and writer James laRosa twitted ”humbled to have thE @Realomosexy make her US tV debut on #Bounce. Africa in the house!”. one of the uploaded photos (above) was with actress Kimberly Elise (Diary of a Mad Black Woman) who stars in the series. Bounce which also stars Dean Cain (The New Adventures of Superman),taylor Paige, Don Stark, logan Browning, McKinley Freeman and Jonathan McDaniel, follows the lives of the dancers on a professional basketball dance team, and the basketball players. the series premieres on US channel Vh1 later this year. TIWA SAVAGE TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE Kele Kele Love crooner tiwa Savage and Manager tunji ‘tee Billz’ Balogun are engaged. the singer had previously denied any romantic involvement with her manager but all that changed recently when tiwa was left stunned as tee Billz dropped on one knee and proposed in front of equally surprised friends and family, at her birthday dinner which was held at the Eko hotel and Suites, lagos. Following tiwa’s joyful acceptance of the proposal, the birthday dinner turned into an impromptu engagement party. tiwa and tee Billz both co-own record label 332 Music Entertainment. www.shaka-zulu.com Broken Souls DJ Younglee plays a selection of funk, soul, disco, afro, Latin electronic house and party classics. The vibe early on is kept chilled and as the night moves on the tempo is taken up a notch as is the volume. the Bedroom Bar, 62 Rivington Street, the City, london, EC2A 3Ay Every Sat, 7pm-2am From £3 www.bedroom-bar.co.uk Jorge Tawas and his team of DJs playing the best kizombas, sembas, zouk, funana. Later the music will be mixed with more afro-house, afro-beats, kuduro, samba, urban grooves and still include Kizomba and Semba till late. Jet Set, 250 high Street, Brent Park, london, NW10 4tD Every Sat, 11pm-6am From £5 The Sunday Jam With a cast of 40 artists, circus Mother Africa is an experiential feast for the senses; an opportunity to be touched by the many varied and rich cultures that Africa has to offer. Without a doubt, this unforgettable experience will transport all spectators deep into the mystery of Africa, and reveal a side of Africa that they have never been exposed to before. It will tour the UK throughout March visiting Aylesbury, Edinburgh, Glasgow, Grimsby, Liverpool, London, Oxford, Stoke-on-Trent, Sunderland, Torquay and York. HARRIET OGBEIDE’S DJs playing a cool and flirtatious mix of funky house with an afro beat, this is the perfect way to start the weekend. Shaka Zulu, Stables Market, Camden, london, NW1 8AB Every Fri, 10pm-4am From £7 DJ Night at Jet Set Various locations 21-31 Mar From £16 Follow us on Twitter @NigerianWatch TOWNWATCH A jam of Latin funk, reggae, funk soul, afro sounds and flamenco. All serious musicians and listeners are welcome. Jamboree Cable Street Studios, 566 Cable Street, london, E1W 3hB Every Sun, 6-11pm http://jamboreevenue.co.uk ANNIE THE AFRICAN QUEEN More wedding news as Actress Annie Macaulay and African Queen crooner 2Face Idibia are set to re-tie the knot in a white wedding ceremony in Dubai. the wedding which was initially planned for Valentine’s Day was postponed to this month. Annie who is involved in every detail of the wedding preparations has made trips to Dubai to ensure everything is perfect for her special day. A large number of showbiz friends are expected to turn out for the wedding in Dubai, and it’s very likely the couple will remain behind after the wedding to spend their honeymoon in the UAE. Annie Macaulay was overjoyed when 2face, who has five children with four other women, proposed to her last year on Valentine’s Day. the couple have a daughter together. samba, funk do Brasil, kizomba, semba, and zouk (retro, love and ghetto). El Penol, 382 Brixton Road, Stockwell, london, SW9 7AW Every Sun, 8.30pm-3am From £5 What Sundays Were Made For www.elpenolclub.com A friendly night of music, dance with music mixed by DJB Veneno Negro, resident DJ and guests. Expect to hear favourite tunes, the latest releases, exclusive mixes and remixes spanning Afro-beats (with exclusive Angolan Afro-beats), naija beats, R&B, funky house, Chop Shop: Aaron Fitzgerald + James Smith + Mr Pedro Chop Shop present a strictly vinyl monthly happening. Digging in the crates and taking influence from the roots of jazz, soul, Jamaican music, Afro, funk, disco and hip hop. Ridley Road Market Bar, 49 Ridley Road, Dalston, london, E8 2NP 9 Feb, 6pm-2am FREE Shaka Zulu, Stables Market, Camden, london, NW1 8AB Every Sat, 9.30pm-2am From £10 www.shaka-zulu.com Saturdays at Shaka Zulu Afro-Carnival Nite A mouthwatering evening of fantastic music, dancing and entertainment in a unique and mesmerising setting that has taken Saturday night's in in London to a new level. DJs playing a cool and flirtatious mix of upbeat lounge style music, funky house with an afro beat and club classics, this is the ultimate Saturday night in London. It’s most anticipated afro-centric themed night with R&B, HipHop, Afro Beats, Dancehall Club Bangers; promoting multiculturalism in style, fashion, glamour & afro-swag like never seen before. the Railway telegraph, 19 Brigstock Road, CR7 7JJ Every first Sat AFROHITS Like us on Facebook facebook.com/NigerianWatch MUSICWATCH NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 35 IN ASSOCIATION WITH ww m o c . s t i h w. a f r o - SINGLES TOP DAMMY KRANE FT PASUMA – LIGALI AFROBREAKERS SAMKLEF This month, the one and only samklef dropped not one, but two remixes – this guy is a prolific artist and producer and keeps delivering the goods. He started the month off with a remix of Suwe, featuring Olamide. not content with one massive hit, he went on to drop Paradise remix ft. Dblachgh. A singer in his own right, but better known for his producing skills, samklef has worked with nigerian artists from Ruggedman and Wizkid to vector and D’Prince. And if he’s producing at the rate he is now, expect to read more of him in the Afro Hits pages in the coming months…. http://iroking.com/artist/51/samklef Energy. that’s the single word that can be used to describe this tune. the croakily sweet voiced singer brings a verve to this tune that is quite commendable. Pasuma’s contributing to the track brings a soulful, Fuji-esque vibe as well. Patrick Elis brings a video cut that more than does both the main artist and featured artist justice. Shot in black and white with smidgens of colour, the video is fun, humourous not to mention full of dance moves and fast cuts. Could Mr Krane be the future of Afrobeats? Well, if that’s not the case I’m sure you will at least concede that his contributions to the genre shold be watched carefully, as there could be a lot more emanating from that particular corner of the sound. DAVIDO – GOBE hKN’s premier artist has gone all happy on this track, which has a summer party vibe. Shot in a stunning, mountainous location the video follows the young stalwart in his pursuit of the lady of his dreams going against a grey bearded, suited and sugar daddy of a boss as they try to outwit each other not just at the chess game featured in the video. Garms galore and an abundance of party scenes paints a picture of fun in this lively video. It showcases Nigeria in a much needed light with its gorgeous and glamourous women (not having to dress too scantily to show their beauty it must be said, and good old fashioned fun. Watch out for the ending and the Nigeria football jersey (Go Eagles). 20 AFROBEATS No. title 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 q w e r t y u ONES TO WATCH Gobe yes/No Fine lady Gat Me hig Ur Waist Itz ova Ft Snypa All of you Ife Wa Gbona Ft leo Wonder ligali Eziokwu Feat Ikechukwu, Ill Bliss & Phyno tony Montana (Bad Pass) Remix Good Morning Watch My ting Go Go low First of All Ice Prince Aboki Remix i Sun Mo Mi o p a My Baby Gbon Gbon My Dear Artist Davido Banky W lynxxx Ft Wizkid May D Iyanya tonto Davido tiwa Savage lDammy Krane ft Pasuma lynxxx Naeto C Ft D'banj Brymo lola Rae Wande Coal olamide Ft Sarkodie, Mercy Johnson, Wizkid, M.I And Khuli Chana E.M.E. Feat. Shaydee, Skales & Banky W E.M.E Ft. Skale Davido Dammy Krane This chart has been compiled by combined YouTube views and iROKING views & downloads TOP 20 AFROBREAKERS No. title Artist 1 Skibo Solid Star 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 tonight Ghost Mode First of All Shake yes/No Somebody ori Mi Wu Bad Guy P (remix) ft. Banky W hypnotize Me ft. olivia yoyo Malonogede Gat Me high Cashflow Watch My ting Go love Affair Beautiful Superman (remix) Bubugaga Koleyewon Burna Boy Phyno olamide Flavour Banky W Iyanya Emma Nyra l.o.S IYANYA The Kukere Chief himAFROBREAKERS self, the one, the only iyanya, released his longawaited album Desire this week. He teased his fans with the one or two songs in advance, dropping Somebody, feat. Tiwa savage a few days before, but the Twittersphere really went into overdrive with the album launch. Desire has 18 tracks and includes collaborations with the likes of Mr. incredible [M.i], Tekno, Mista May D, Flavour n’abania, yung L, Emma nyra, vector the viper, and the Koko Master – D’Banj. it’s received rave reviews so far and is available on iTunes nOW! www.itunes.apple.com /us/album/desire/id599609980 TOnTO DiKEH We featured her last month on Afro Hits, but she keeps stealing the headlines. Actress, singer, nigerian superstar, Tonto Dikeh finally dropped the much talked about video for one of her debut singles – Itz Ova ft. snypa. The video is a gbemi Phillips Productions and sneeze abstract, directed by nollywood’s Moses inwang, popularly known as ‘Mo sneeze’. The super-slick, supersexy itz Ova video deserves all the hype. it’s Tonto at her very best – striking, bold, beautiful, controversial – she owns each and every scene and her onscreen charisma is powerful, provocative and will leave her fans captivated. Love her or not, you’ve got to admire her determination! Download for FREE onto your mobile http://bit.ly/W61iqg TEE sOngz Here’s an Afro Hits shout-out to a young and upcoming star of the nigerian music scene. A finalist of the glo naija sings season 3 competition, Tee songz’s debut video for Koleyewon features excerpts from his time in the show. young, talented and passionate about his music, he performs with no fear and with the professionalism of someone who’s been in the game for years. you heard him here first on Afro Hits and he’s live now – exclusively on www.iroking .com/artist/1095/teesongz q w e r t y u i o p a olu Maintain Selebobo timaya May D D'Banj lola Rae terry G Kefee 2Shotz Mr2Kay tee Songz This chart is compiled by information from YouTube. Like us on Facebook facebook.com/NigerianWatch EDUCATIONWATCH NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 37 Whether you’re a first-year student or a graduate, if you embarked on a BA or BMus in 2006* or later, you could benefrom having fit £9,000 wiped off your Student Loans Company balance by creative network site IdeasTap.com. FOR A CHAnCE TO Win Simply tell IdeasTap in 100 words or less what you could offer to the network in exchange for the money. It could be an idea or a service, for example “This is how you could improve your site...” or “I’ll run this Spa event for your members...” – the more imaginative, original and feasible the idea, the better! Ideas Tap will then invite a shortlist of their naijamayor Win your student debt paid off favourite 50 ideas to submit further information, from which one lucky winner will get a £9,000 lump sum, paid directly to the Student Loans Company – and four runners-up will each receive a £500 lump sum, also paid directly to the Student Loans Company. The winner will then be required to deliver their idea with appropriate support from IdeasTap. To be eligible to enter, you must be UK-based and have: l embarked on a Bachelor of Arts or BMus degree in 2006 or later. l £9,000 or more in debt (they’ll ask to see a Student Loans statement, if shortlisted). l studied in the UK and taken out a loan with the Student Loans Company. l a first degree – they won’t pay towards a Masters or Postgraduate qualification. l a profile picture on your IdeasTap profile. l intellectual property of the ideas submitted – IdeasTap must be able to use any of the ideas from submissions, shortlisted entrants, runners-up and the winner. The brief closes on Friday 29 March at 5pm and is open to IdeasTap members (simply log in at the site) aged 18 and over. Late entries will not be accepted under any circumstances, including technical issues – so make sure you don’t leave your application to the last minute. * Please note, this opportunity is open to those who commenced Higher Education study in September 2006 onwards, to reflect the introduction of £3,070 per year top-up fees. 38 NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 Follow us on Twitter @NigerianWatch LEISUREWATCH TALEs By MOOnLigHT The King who Married the Cock’s Daughter K ing Effiom of Duke Town, Calabar, was very fond of pretty maidens, and whenever he heard of a girl who was unusually good-looking, he always sent for her, and if she took his fancy, he made her one of his wives. This he could afford to do, as he was a rich man, and could pay any dowry which the parents asked, most of his money having been made by buying and selling slaves. Effiom had 250 wives, but he was never content, and wanted to have all the finest women in the land. Some of the king’s friends, who were always on the look-out for pretty girls, told Effiom that the Cock’s daughter was a lovely virgin, and far superior to any of the king’s wives. Directly the king heard this he sent for the Cock, and said he intended to have his daughter as one of his wives. The Cock, being a poor man, could not resist the order of the king, so he brought his daughter, who was very good-looking and pleased the king immensely. When the king had paid the Cock a dowry of six puncheons of palm-oil, the Cock told Effiom that if he married his daughter he must not forget that she had the natural instincts of a hen, and that he should not blame Adia unen (his daughter) if she picked up corn whenever she saw it. The king replied that he did not mind what she ate so long as he possessed her. The king then took Adia unen as his wife, and liked her so much that he neglected all his other wives. She also amused the king, and played with him and enticed him in so many different ways that he could not live without her, and always had her with him to the exclusion of his former favourites, whom he would not even speak to or notice in any way when he met them. This so enraged the neglected wives that they met together, and although they all hated one another, they agreed so far that they hated the Cock’s daughter more than any one, as now that she had come to the king none of them ever had a chance with him. Formerly the king, although he always had his favourites, used to favour different girls with his attentions when they pleased him particularly. That was very different in their opinion to being excluded from his presence and all his affections being concentrated on one girl, who received all his love and embraces. In consequence of this they were very angry, and determined if possible to disgrace Adia unen. After much discussion, one of the wives, who was the last favourite, and whom the arrival of the Cock’s daughter had displaced, said, “This girl, whom we all hate, is, after all, only a Cock’s daughter, and we can easily disgrace her in the king’s eyes, as I heard her father tell the king that she could not resist corn, no matter how it was thrown about.” Very shortly after the king’s wives had determined to try and disgrace Adia unen, all the people of the country came to pay homage to the king. This was done three times a year, the people bringing yams, fowls, goats, and new corn as presents, and the king entertained them with a feast of foo- foo, palm-oil chop, and tombo*. A big dance was also held, which was usually kept up for several days and nights. Early in the morning the king’s head wife told her servant to wash one head of corn, and when all the people were present she was to bring it in a calabash and throw it on the ground and then walk away. The corn was to be thrown in front of Adia unen, so that all the people and chiefs could see. About 10 o’clock, when all the chiefs and people had assembled, and the king had taken his seat on his big wooden chair, the servant girl came and threw the corn on the ground as she had been ordered. Directly she had done this Adia unen started towards the corn, picked it up, and began to eat. At this all the people laughed, and the king was very angry and ashamed. The king’s wives and many people said that they thought the king’s finest wife would have learnt better manners than to pick up corn that had been thrown away as refuse. Others said, “What can you expect from a PUZZLES CROssWORD Cock’s daughter? She should not be blamed for obeying her natural instincts.” But the king was so vexed, that he told one of his servants to pack up Adia unen’s things and take them to her father’s house. And this was done, and Aida unen returned to her parents. That night the king’s third wife, who was a friend of Adia unen’s, talked the whole matter over with the king, and explained to him that it was entirely owing to the jealousy of his head wife that Adia unen had been disgraced. She also told him that the whole thing had been arranged beforehand in order that the king should get rid of Adia unen, of whom all the other wives were jealous. When the king heard this he was very angry, and made up his mind to send the jealous woman back to her parents empty-handed, without her clothes and presents. When she arrived at her father’s house the parents refused to take her in, as she had been given as a wife to the king, and whenever the parents wanted anything, they could always get it at the palace. It was therefore a great loss to them. She was thus turned into the streets, and walked about very miserable, and after a time died, very poor and starving. The king grieved so much at having been compelled to send his favourite wife Adia unen away, that he died the following year. And when the people saw that their king had died of a broken heart, they passed a law that for the future no one should marry any bird or animal. toMBo Tombo is an intoxicating drink made from the juice which is extracted from the tombo palm, and which ferments very quickly. It is drawn from the tree twice a day – in the morning very early, and again in the afternoon. Do you recall a favourite Tale by Moonlight? We’d love to print it. Please forward to tales@nigerianwatch.com Answers and solution on Page 47 Across 1 - Maintain (8) 6 - Narrate (4) 8 - Evades (6) 9 - Country in the Middle East (6) 10 - Clumsy person (3) 11 - Male children (4) 12 - Over there (6) 13 - Seaport in N Spain (6) 15 - Resembling or made of flowers (6) 17 - Spanish title for a married woman (6) 20 - Pieces of cloth (4) 21 - Chewy substance (3) 22 - Frozen plain (6) 23 - Steers (anag) (6) 24 - English public school (4) 25 - Existing only in WORKings theory (8) Down 2 - Pasta pockets (7) 3 - Hits high up in the air (5) 4 - Rice dish (7) 5 - Enlighten (5) 6 - Capital of Ontario (7) 7 - Feudal vassal (5) 14 - Widen (7) 15 - Incite or stir up trouble (7) 16 - Country in NW Africa (7) 18 - Break out with force (5) 19 - Once more (5) 20 - Imitative of the past (5) nAiJAKU Like us on Facebook facebook.com/NigerianWatch F or there is hope of a tree, if it be cut down, that it will sprout again, and that the tender branch thereof will not cease; Though the root thereof wax old in the earth, and the stock thereof die in the ground;Yet through the sent of water;it will bud,and bring forth boughs like a plant (Job 14, verses, 7-9).” There are a lot of things we aspire to do or achieve in life, which, when we encounter obstacles that discourage us can cause us to give in, back off, back out and even give up our dreams. Not just in life, but destiny, ministry, growing up spiritually, in business, career, and personal relationships. Yet most of the time all these challenging oppositions are what we can use to our advantage and turn to our advancement in life and destiny. Some of God’s projects stall, too. Five centuries before Jesus was born, the Israelites returned from exile to find Jerusalem in ruins and their beloved temple destroyed. With great enthusiasm they set about rebuilding it. However, Zerubbabel, the governor, got little farther than laying the foundation before opposition set in. Neighbours fought the project tooth and nail, finally succeeding in getting a restraining order to halt construction (Ezra 4). Enemies mocked. Supporters became discouraged. For years the site stood silent. Zerubbabel felt like a failure. Oh, there were plenty of other things to do. Zerubbabel set to work building his own wood-panelled home. But his grand dream had fizzled. He was probably like the rest of us when failure looms. What little self-confidence we have ebbs away. We seal ourselves from more pain by denial. We meet further effort with skepticism. RELIGIONWATCH There is future in your future By PASTOR DAVID-DAVID MAKOYAWO, PRESIDING MINISTER World Repairers Global Network Ministries In Pursuit of God, Repairing Lives, Restoring Destinies and Living A meaningful Life We protect ourselves from getting our hopes too high again. We look at the ground rather than the sky, at the past rather than the future. And then one day a man of God, Zechariah, began to speak words that pierced Zerubbabel to the heart and filled him with fresh hope. “This is the word of the Lord to Zerubbabel,” came the message. “Not by might nor by power, but by my Spirit, says the Lord Almighty.” Zerubbabel could feel his heart pounding as the message continued. “What are you, O mighty mountain? Before Zerubbabel you will become level ground. Then he will bring out the capstone to shouts of, ‘God bless it! God bless it!’ The hands of Zerubbabel have laid the foundation of this temple, his hands will also complete it” (Zechariah 4, verses 6-7). The project had seemed like an immovable mountain, Zerubbabel thought. But now with God at work he knew he could finish the temple. The final words of the prophecy jolted him. “Do not despise the day of small things. Men will rejoice when they see the plumb line in the hand of Zerubbabel” (verse 10). He had despised that early start. How weak, how insignificant, how naive he had been. Yet, in spite of all that, God had been in those beginnings. How often our efforts for God are attacked by the enemy. We can get so discouraged we don’t even want to try again. But God delights in taking the insignificant and making something out of it. Down through history we can see the pattern: l Moses’ rod, that delivered a nation from Egypt (Exodus 4: 1-9) l The jawbone of an ass that in Samson’s hand killed a thousand Philistines (Judges 15:14-16) l Five smooth stones that felled the giant Goliath (1 Samuel 17) l The handful of meal and a jar of oil that sustained a widow through years of famine (2 Kings 4:1-7), l Five barley loaves and a couple of fish that fed a multitude (Matthew 14:13-21), and l The mustard seed Jesus said would become a great tree for birds to find shelter (Matthew 13:31-32). What little thing, what dream, what false start, have you despised? Your small church; NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 39 that little step towards starting your own small business today; your failed relationships or marriage; that little small book; that business idea; your tiny Bible study; your hopes of ministry for Christ; that little step towards closer walk with God; and growing in the things of God. Do you despise your failures? Don’t. Surrender them to the God who delights in taking human weakness and showing His strength. Take another look at your discarded dreams, this time through God’s eyes: As you depend on the Spirit of grace, all your dreams and aspirations in life will be fulfilled in line with God’s perfect will for your life in Jesus’ name. I therefore encourage you to Stay strong, Stay focused, Get inspired, so you don’t Expire. Take your place in destiny. “Today,Jesus is knocking at the door of your heart, open your heart to receive and accept him as your Lord and personal savior” (Revelation:3:19-22, Acts:2:37-40). Think, Pray and Take Action to experience undeniable results. For further help, Prayers and Counselling ADDRESS 7th Floor, Berkeley House, 18-24 High Street Edgware, Edgware, London HA8 7RP. WEBSITE www.worldrepairersministries.org.uk EMAIL repairersfocus@yahoo.co.uk TELEPHONE 020 8205 3334; M 07915 308 834 DAYS AND TIME OF SERVICES Tuesdays and Fridays, 7-9pm. Sundays,10-12:30pm. 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Like any investment, if emotions outweigh calculated risk, the likelihood of things going wrong are greatly increased, simply because property, like most investments, is ba- sically a numbers game. The first thing to ask yourself is what type of return do you want to see and at what rate? Answering such a question will place you in certain areas of the country. For example, late last year, a client had a budget of £1.2m for a buy-to-let investment. However he was very adamant that capital growth was more important than rental yield and that he wanted somewhere that would easily sell even in an economic downturn. Of course this led to one place and that was prime Central London Knightsbridge to be specific, where demand outweighs supply. If, however, he had been concerned about getting a high rental return, some areas in greater London, Manchester, and Birmingham are the current hotspots, producing upwards of a 9% return. flickr/Images of Money Being prepared and knowing what you want from a house purchase will help you successfully get onto the property ladder, says olumide onitiri-Coker No matter what your investment strategy is, having your funds worked out is the key when it comes to being accepted or being rejected for any type of financing. Therefore, seeking advice from a mortgage broker is your best option, as mortgage brokers rarely work for an individual lender so they are less biased about which products they offer you. For example, AG Capital, a London based mortgage broker is currently offering 60% loan to value mortgages with no credit history needed; only proof of income, which really benefits those in particular from abroad that are likely to have no credit history in the UK. Another area clients tend to overlook is their closing costs. Closing costs range from solicitor, valuation and broker fees to stamp duty, which at times can easily account for an added 10% and more to their final costs. Taking an active step to always consider closing cost for each property you see will greatly lower the chances of overspending. For more information contact olu@avinell.com ADVERtoRIAl Have you got guests, friend or family coming over to the UK? Are you looking for shortlet holiday accommodation in London? LOOKing FOR PROPERTy OR ACCOMMODATiOn in nigERiA? The journey to plotsandhouses.com began in 2001 when I was offered a plot in Victoria Garden City, Lekki for N8.5 million – now selling for well over N20m! Although interested, I was keen to find out what else was on offer. I searched online but came up blank. There was clearly a need and the seed was sown. Since then, the idea of an online property hub in Nigeria refused to go away. Finally, in February 2011 my partners and I started work on building the site and in July 2012, the site was launched. WWW.PlotSANDhoUSES.CoM The site now has over 150 agents, developers and serviced appointment providers listing hundreds of residential/commercial property & land. Our site is intuitive and allows you to search using location, property type, price and more. To keep up to date with the property market in Nigeria, visit us regularly to browse properties for sale/rent, review our property news section and follow our blog. You can also follow us on Facebook or Twitter to be the first to hear of new listings. Also check us out on Pinterest for Décor tips, fantasy homes and more. By Yomi Bello, Managing Director, Plotsandhouses Ltd Or.. are you going away and would like to rent your house or flat out on a shortlet basis? Look no further as Maclawrence property sales and lettings is the answer! Our properties range from studio one beds, two beds, 3 bed flats and houses. 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But because of these connections with the people and the place of our destination, we perhaps fail to appreciate what a great place Nigeria is. And our country is suffering as a result. As a tourist destination it is remaining one of the world’s best kept secrets. yet tourism is one of the key drivers of the international economy; one in 10 jobs worldwide is related directly or indirectly to tourism. And tourism allows small businesses to flourish and brings much needed revenues to the real economy. here in Britain we should be shouting from the rooftops about the virtues of our motherland. After all Nigeria is just a six hour flight away and in the same time-zone. that makes Nigeria the African Dubai – with a greater variety and richness of natural beauty, as Nigeria has deserts, eco-resorts, rain forests, long blue beaches and some of the most vibrant cities in the world. let's be honest we are blessed, with hundreds of miles of coastline, national parks and fascinating ancient sites offering some of the best views in the world. to name just a few splendours: Akure is a good base from which to explore the seven olumirin Waterfalls; Calabar is a lovely town in a beautiful setting, high on a hill above the Calabar River; Abuja’s outlook across the savannah is breathtaking; as is the striking and fascinating We are blessed, with hundreds of miles of coastline, national parks, ancient sites and some of the best views in the world mountain scenery enjoyed around Biu and towards the Cameroon border. And our culture, our wealth of native races and religions, is our greatest asset, as is evident at the National Museum at onikan on lagos Island. thricing today, this diversity is evident in the vibrant markets across Nigeria. Ibadan, in the southwest of the country boasts what is reputedly one of the biggest in the country. Many of the village markets in Cross River State, at the mouth of the Niger, are of interest for their handicrafts and traditions of magic – and some are wonderfully only accessible by canoe. Abaraka, Auchi, Sapele, Sapoba and Warri, however, can be reached by road. Ikot Ekepne is the centre for beautiful baskets and carvings, and at oron there is a museum renowned for its exhibits of Ibibio and Efik carvings. While currently off-limits for obvious reasons, Kano in 44 NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 the north has the magnificent Kurmi Market, which among many tourist souvenirs, sells the richly embroidered Fulani horse blankets and decorations used at festivals. the famous dye pits (Kofar Mata) are still in use and apparently some of the oldest in Africa. So let’s start telling our British and European friends about our wonderful country. here, to start the conversation, are some fantastic destinations you could consider bigging up… (and, you may find it inspires you to explore your own great country, too). nearby Assob Falls and many streams and dams make this an extremely pretty area. yoRUBA EMPIRE ROYAL SCULPTURES: Benin City MAPO HALL IBADAN OYO STATE Mapo Hall colonial City Hall NAtIoNAl PARKS you could take a journey through the rainforests of the Cross River National Park. the best place from which to do so is the town of Ikom, on the road to Cameroon, which has curious carved monoliths set in circles, believed to be ancient monuments assembled in reverence to ancestors. the Cross River National Park piques a curiosity in nature, rather than humanity. the Rainforest Conservation area is a place of majestic mountains and rolling hills, with wildlife including leopards, buffalos, chimpanzees, gorillas, baboons and elephants. 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Worship the yoruba goddess of fertility in oshogbo, the founding centre of the internationally renowned school of oshogbo art and home of the shrines and grove of oshun. the oshun Festival takes place towards the end of August each year (at the end of the rainy season, during which thousands of childless women seek the help of the yoruba goddess of fertility). Ile-Ife, the ancient name of the town of Ife, is another centre of yoruba culture, and includes the Ife Museum, which has many fine bronze and terracotta sculptures dating back to the 13th century. Modern Benin City is a rapidly developing metropolis, but there are a few reminders of its long yoruba history. the old city’s moat and wall survive in places and the National Museum houses an interesting collection of Benin royal art. the oba’s Palace is worth visiting, although permission needs to be obtained in lagos! 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NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 Young Super Eagles promise bright future gOALKEEPERs vincent Enyeama Pre-tournament suggestions that his time with the national team were up proved ill-founded as Enyeama emerged as the continent’s premier shot stopper. he reassured the young defence in front of him throughout, before a stunning save in the final broke Burkinabé spirits once and for all. (Ranking) A Austin Ejide & Chigozie Agbim Neither got a look-in with Enyeama in such imperious form. n/a DEFEnDERs Joseph yobo Despite roaring the roar of a nation as he became the first Nigerian to lift the Afcon in nearly two decades, yobo must have been disappointed with his contribution. Broke the appearance record during the Cup, but the skipper was reduced to the periphery as younger blood manned the defensive berths. Dropped after the opener, he only appeared as a substitute thereafter, to close down games and stabilise the defence. BElderson occasionally criticised before the tournament for his defensive lapses, Elderson looked solid in the Afcon, playing every minute until the final, when he was replaced by oshaniwa late on. Scored the opener against Mali with an excellent stooping header. A Efe Ambrose Made the team of the tournament after an unsteady start. Sent off, harshly, for two yellows against Burkina Faso, he returned to the starting XI against Ethiopia and was a rock for the rest of the tournament. Fears about his lack of pace rarely materialised, and he delivered a mammoth performance in the final. A Azubuike Egwuekwe A regular under Keshi in 2012, Egwuekwe was overlooked for the Afcon, failing to contribute on-field. oboabona was preferred initially, while omeruo received the surprise nod to step into the breach during Ambrose’s suspension. n/a godfrey Oboabona hasn’t received the headlines in the same way as Mikel or Moses, but the Super Eagles look set for years with the youngster manning the heart of the defence. At fault, perhaps, for Alain traore’s equaliser in the opening game, but rarely put a foot wrong after that. Contained Drogba effectively in the quarter-final, and demonstrated genuine class in the run-in. A Juwon Oshaniwa the versatile squad player made a late entrance in the final, receiving a booking and gunning for glory with a wild late strike. C+ Kenneth Omeruo one of the revelations of the tournament. Replaced Ideye Brown in the opener and played every minute thereafter, forging a tight, if ostensibly inexperienced, unit with oboabona. Remarkable to think he is only a teenager; Nigeria & Chelsea have an absolute gem on their hands. A two cautions in the process, but didn’t see any action in the knockout stages, with onazi and Mba preferred. C Ogenyi Onazi only recently turned 20, few expected onazi to have a major impact in the Afcon, but he delivered some masterful performances after ousting ogude in the starting line-up. An ever-present in the latter stages, onazi was constantly busy, and performed admirably as Mikel’s foil. Nigerians can be very excited by the youngster’s progress. A Ejike Uzoenyi A late substitute in the demolition of Mali, Uzoenyi may well feel aggrieved not to have made more of a contribution, particularly after an impressive maiden year with the national side. Csunday Mba I was one of many who gawped when Stephen Keshi opted for Mba ahead of some more illustrious names. After initially appearing like he would be little more than a silent squad player, the Warri Wolves man was a surprise inclusion against Ethiopia. he grasped his opportunity and never looked back, offering assured midfield play, as well as pivotal goals against CIV and Burkina Faso. Few Super Eagles fans will ever be able to forget his role in the side’s victorious Afcon campaign. A+ nosa igiebor A disappointing return for a player who had been much heralded before the tournament. Failed to provide the creative spark in the opening two games, and didn’t feature again after being replaced against Zambia. C- StarAfrica.com AFCON PLAYER RATING Follow us on Twitter @NigerianWatch SPORTWATCH StarAfrica.com 46 MiDFiELDERs nwanwko Obiorah one of the younger members of the squad, obiorah only featured briefly, replacing Igiebor for the final quarter against Zambia. likely to have much more of an influence in the future. C John Obi Mikel overcame early over-elaboration and began to truly impose himself and dominate contests; silenced yaya toure in the quarter-final, before carrying the team to glory in the subsequent matches. Missed penalty against Zambia was soon forgotten as Mikel finally performed as the midfield general Naija have long been dreaming of. A+ Reuben gabriel Being one of two outfield players to fail to see even a minute of action at the Afcon might naturally have been a disappointment for the Kano Pillars man, but still only 22, the tournament can be seen as a valuable learning experience. n/a Fegor Oduge offered tenacious tackling early on, receiving Continued from 48 African community wasn’t coming together as one and that lots of young talented players were turning their back on the game at an early age and going to the streets. So I thought how could I unite the African community and the only way I could see of bringing them together was through sport – and football in particular.” The competition also aims to develop the game in communities, using sports as a symbol to promote togetherness and wellbeing, to “scale-up young people’s talents and to reduce vulnerability as a result of idleness”. Teams and players come from across the UK to take part in the tournament. In the first tournament 16 teams took part, with the final being played on the legendary Hackney Marshes. This year 20 teams will contest the cup – Nigeria, Algeria, Ghana, Uganda, Guinea Bissau, Gambia, Morocco, South Africa, Zambia, Zimbabwe, DR Congo, Kenya, Tanzania, Rwanda, Cameroon, Somalia, Zanzibar Island, Egypt, Senegal and Sierra Leone – and the final will be at West Ham’s Boleyn Ground. Four groups of five will be selected from the 20 teams, and the top two from each will progress to the quarter finals. The group matches will be contested over the weekend of June 1/2; the quarter- and semi-finals over the weekend of June 8/9 StarAfrica.com THE DIASPORA’S AFRICAN CUP OF NATIONS and the finals at West Ham’s Boleyn Ground on the evening of June 15. Visit our website nigerianwatch.com to find out the formation of the groups. Pictured, top: Nigeria and Algeria, who contested the 2012 final; and the eventual winners Nigeria with the African Cup of Nations UK cup. sTRiKERs Ahmed Musa Started against Burkina, but was replaced against Zambia after picking up a yellow. Featured regularly after that in a substitute capacity, looking bright and dangerous with his pace and movement, but only registered once, in the rout of Mali. B ideye Brown Made a considerable impact, despite being dropped after the opening game. Scored in the semifinal demolition, but his most impressive contribution might have been his delightful assist for Emenike’s goal against Burkina. the pair have the makings of an excellent international partnership. B+ Emmanuel Emenike A terrific contribution from the player who took home the ‘Golden Boot’ award after a return of four goals. this was compensation for missing the final through injury, a reality that must have been devastating for the Spartak Moscow man. Goals in the group against Burkina Faso & Zambia were crucial, and he opened the scoring emphatically against the Ivory Coast with an absolute belter. A+ victor Moses A true coming-of-age for the Chelsea man. A quiet start in the group before bursting into life against Ethiopia, almost single-handedly securing qualification with two converted penalties, earned after some searing dribbling. Didn’t find the net again, but was menacing against CIV and the inspiration against Mali. his movement and audacity to forge the initial opening for Elderson’s goal was unforgettable. A+ ike Uche A disappointing tournament for the frontman, who I had been earmarked as a potential top scorer. late substitute appearances in Naija’s opening games bore no fruit, while he was ineffectual in his first start, against Ethiopia. Muscled out by the dynamism of Brown and Emenike, he returned in the final, but delivered an anonymous performance. C Player ratings and assessments by Eddy Dove, goal.com’s Africa expert Like us on Facebook facebook.com/NigerianWatch SPORTWATCH NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 47 Fifa CHAMPIONS OF AFRICA PUZZlE SolUtIoNS UNBELIEVABLY… THE KNIVES ARE OUT FOR KESHI Afcon title after 19 years in the wilderness; that he was only the second man to have won the cup as both a player (1994) and a coach (after Egyptian Mahmoud El Gohary, who won the title in 1959 as a player and in 1998 as Pharaohs boss); that he was the first indigene to lead Nigeria to the cup; StarAfrica.com Just when we should be celebrating a great victory for our country and our coach, and indeed Africa, the Nigerian football authorities manage to wrest defeat and despair from the teeth of joy and jubilation, writes AJ James. With a World Cup Qualifier against the Harambree Stars of Kenya – under new management – looming at the end of the month (March 23) I intended this article to look optimistically forward. Nigeria’s qualification would seem on paper to be a no-brainer. As the player ratings opposite make clear; Keshi has created a Super Eagles’ team packed with young talent that bodes well for the future. He has also instilled in the team the organisational rigour that has often been missing from great African teams of yesteryear. This might at times be frustrating and I along with many others was less than enamoured of Keshi’s approach to the group stages. Yet it bodes well for the world cup as it is this capability that could well allow Nigeria to become the first African team to make a semi-final and should we dare to dream a final. As it is the fact that Keshi led Nigeria to a third and that he was the first African coach of an African team to lift the title in 30 years; and did so with great dignity and determination is of no account. Somebody, somewhere within the ranks of the Nigerian footballing authorities thinks Keshi needs the assistance of a European coach, “to work under him”. Only in Nigeria could such an own goal be scored. Keshi has earned his spurs and any attempt to unseat him smacks of spite. Who has Keshi upset but pursuing his policy of primarily promoting young, Nigerian players? Are there some disgruntled agents of foreign based players whispering against the victorious coach who had no truck with those who displayed less than 110% commitment to the cause? Who exactly is the European coach that Nigeria hope to persuade to be Keshi’s assistant. Little wonder Keshi saw this as a resigning issue. Keshi should without doubt lead the team to the world cup and we should get behind him and the team he has built. Fairness demands we do. The principle of meritocracy that underpins GLJ’s reform agenda demands that we do. If we don’t and he is forced to go then it will be our loss. NIGERIAN WATCH March 2013 SPORT WATCH March 2013 nigerianwatch.com INSIDE AFCON FINALS PLAYER RATINGS AFCON THE UK SEQUEL Diaspora set to contest the Nations Cup at West Ham At West Ham United’s Boleyn Ground today (March 1) a critically important draw took place – to determine the groups for this year’s African Nations Cup UK finals, writes Jon Hughes. Players and officials representing 20 nations drawn from the UK African diaspora attended to witness the draw – undertaken by Kevin Coleman, grassroots development officer of the FA’s antiracism Kick It Out campaign – and tour the facilities, as the Premiership stadium is where the final will be contested in June. This will be the fifth year of the contest, which the Super Eagles (UK) have won three times since its introduction in 2009. The man behind the tournament is Dennis Dennis Mahadha, now aged 29, who turns out for Cranes United in east London and Uganda in the competition he founded. “I saw the Turn to page 47 CHAMPIONS OF AFRICA INSIDE
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