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ISSUE 240 SATURDAY 25 MAY - 2013 1918 - 2013 1968 - 2013 SATURDAY 25 ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31 FRIDAY 31 2 Need to Know check before it is requested, so when you’re ready to leave, ask «La cuenta, por favor» and your bill will be delivered to you. MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, remember that the banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). Better yet, if you have a «bank card», withdraw funds from your account back home. Try to avoid exchanging money at your hotel. Traditionally, those offer the worst rates. I f you’ve been meaning to find a little information on the region, but never quite got around to it, we hope that the following will help. Look at the map in this issue, you will note that PV (as the locals call it) is on the west coast of Mexico, in the middle of the Bay of Banderas, the largest bay in this country, that includes southern part of the state of Nayarit to the north and the northern part of Jalisco to the south. Thanks to its privileged location -sheltered by the Sierra Madre mountains- the Bay is well protected against the hurricanes spawned in the Pacific. Hurricane Kenna came close on October 25, 2002, but actually touched down in San Blas, Nayarit, some 200 miles north of PV. The town sits on the same parallel as the Hawaiian Islands, thus the similarities in the climate of the two destinations. AREA: 1,300 sq. kilometers POPULATION: Approx. 325,000 inhabitants CLIMATE: Tropical, humid, with an average of 300 sunny days per year. The temperature averages 28oC (82oF) and the rainy season extends from late June to early October. allowed under certain circumstances but fishing of any kind is prohibited. Every year, the Bay receives the visit of the humpback whales, dolphins and manta rays in the winter. During the summer, sea turtles, a protected species, arrive to its shores to lay their eggs. FAUNA: Nearby Sierra Vallejo hosts a great variety of animal species such as iguana, guacamaya, deer, raccoon, etc. ECONOMY: Local economy is based mainly on tourism, construction and to a lesser degree, on agriculture, mainly tropical fruit such as mango, papaya, watermelon, pineapple, guanabana, cantaloupe and bananas. SANCTUARIES: Bahía de Banderas encloses two Marine National Parks - Los Arcos and the Marieta Islands - where diving is CURRENCY: The Mexican Peso is the legal currency in Mexico although Canadian and American dollars are widely accepted. Index BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes. Current fare is $6.50 Pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of the town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver FIRST. If you are staying in a hotel, you may want to check the rates usually posted in the lobby. Also, if you know which restaurant you want to go, do not let the driver change your mind. Many restaurateurs pay commissions to taxi drivers and you may end up paying more than you should, in a second-rate establishment! There are 2 kinds of taxi SATURDAY 25 cabs: those at the airport and the maritime port are usually vans that can only be boarded there. They have pre-fixed rates per passenger. City cabs are yellow cars that charge by the ride, not by passenger. When you ask to go downtown, many drivers let you off at the beginning of the area, near Hidalgo Park. However, your fare covers the ENTIRE central area, so why walk 10 to 15 blocks to the main plaza, the Church or the flea market? Pick up a free map, and insist on your full value from the driver! Note the number of your taxi in case of any problem, or if you forget something in the cab. Then your hotel or travel rep can help you check it out or lodge a complaint. TIME ZONE: The entire State of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the southern part of the State of Nayarit - from San Blas in the north through to the Ameca River, i.e.: San Blas, San Pancho, Sayulita, Punta Mita, La Cruz de Huanacaxtle, Bucerías, Nuevo Vallarta, etc.) TELEPHONE CALLS: Always check on the cost of long distance calls from your hotel room. Some establishments charge as much as U.S. $7.00 per minute! CELL PHONES: Most cellular phones from the U.S. and Canada may be programmed for local use, through Telcel and IUSAcell, the local carriers. To dial cell to cell, use the prefix 322, then the seven digit number of the person you’re calling. Omit the prefix if dialling a land line. LOCAL CUSTOMS: Tipping is usually 10%-15% of the bill at restaurants and bars. Tip bellboys, taxis, waiters, maids, etc. depending on the service. Some businesses and offices close from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m., reopening until 7 p.m. or later. In restaurants, it is considered poor manners to present the ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31 WHAT TO DO: Even if your allinclusive hotel is everything you ever dreamed of, you should experience at least a little of all that Vallarta has to offer - it is truly a condensed version of all that is Mexican and existed before «Planned Tourist Resorts», such as Cancun, Los Cabos and Ixtapa, were developed. Millions have been spent to ensure that the original “small town” flavor is maintained downtown, in the Old Town and on the South Side. DRINKING WATER: The false belief that a Mexican vacation must inevitably lead to an encounter with Moctezuma’s revenge is just that: false. For the 21st year in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption. It is one of only two cities in Mexico that can boast of such accomplishment. True, the quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. On the other hand, most large hotels have their own purification equipment and most restaurants use purified water. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up purified bottled water just about anywhere. EXPORTING PETS: Canadian and American tourists often fall in love with one of the many stray dogs and cats in Vallarta. Many would like to bring it back with them, but believe that the laws do not allow them to do so. Wrong. If you would like to bring a cat or a dog back home, call the local animal shelter for more info: 293-3690. LOCAL SIGHTSEEING: A good beginning would be to take one of the City Tours offered by the local tour agencies. Before boarding, make sure you have a map and take note of the places you want to return to. Then venture off the beaten path. Explore a little. Go farther than the tour bus takes you. And don’t worry this is a safe place. Sound Off This being our last printed issue for the season, I want to thank all our contributors, our advertisers and of course you, our readers, for our best season yet! As I’ve mentioned before, we were able to triple our circulation (greater than the next two English-language publications combined) …and to continue printing for an extra month. Thank you all! We first began suspending our printed version during the summer back in 2009, due to the H1N1 flu scare – which, thank heavens, never did hit Puerto Vallarta. With time, we realized that it was better to remain online-only during the summer as we were - and still are blessed with an average of 60,000 individual visitors per month to our two linked web sites (www.pvmirror.com and www.pvmcitypaper. com), not to mention the close to 5,000 “friends” who can read us every day on Facebook, where we post day-to-day updates and news that come in too late for our weekend issues. As always, the mission of the Mirror is to focus on Puerto Vallarta – its events, politics, etc., anything that might be of interest to both residents of and visitors to this town. Obviously, should there be any important events north of the Ameca River, or in Mexico, we will publish them as well. Locally, in addition to the usual ongoing events, plus Restaurant Week, the big ones coming up this week are Vallarta Pride’s 1st, the grand finale of the First Bougainvillea Festival and of course, Puerto Vallarta’s anniversary party on the 31st. You’re in for a great time! Also, if you’re in Puerto Vallarta as you read this, or if you’re planning to visit us soon, please don’t forget to tell our advertisers that you saw them in the PV Mirror (in print or on line)! We thank you once again for your support and hope that you will keep those posts, emails, and “letters to the Editor” coming. Everyone loves them! If you are in this wonderful town we call home as you are reading this, you can enjoy the great food offerings during “Restaurant Week(s)”, but do not forget the dozens of other excellent restaurants throughout Puerto Vallarta, that are not participating in this yearly event! As always, we wish you good health, happiness, and a most enjoyable Memorial Day weekend. See you on line next week! Allyna Vineberg Editor / Publisher Be careful out there. P.S.: What is being done about the ATM scanning around Olas Altas? Heidi Snowden, PV resident for 30 years Last week, my house guests arrived at the airport and paid for taxi service. They then went to one of the ATMs to withdraw cash. As the machine is slow to return the debit card, they walked away, distracted by the taxi guy yelling at them. There was an airport porter stationed at the ATM during this time. My friends returned to the machine and asked the porter for the card. He adamantly denied possession. Airport police were called. They did absolutely nothing. My friend speaks excellent Spanish. Finally, he persisted in antagonizing the porter, saying “Just give me my card, all I want is my card.” The porter reached in his pocket and handed him his card. It is clear that theses guys were collaborating. Catching up on back reading, I was looking at a letter printed in the March 29th issue from Ms. Colbert talking about the CC Slaughter noise and the Local Government not having the funds to deal with this problem. I know of two smaller bars where the Reglamentos have gone, one was closed that night, the other told that if they did not stop the music, they would be. Why can’t they do that with CC? Does not take any special funding from the City, if they lost a few nights’ revenue, I think they would do something. Regarding her thoughts that property with a certain value pay more in taxes, first, like many Governments who collect taxes, there is absolutely no guarantee what the money would be used for, and second there are people who have chosen Mexico as their home because of low costs here. SATURDAY 25 ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 Let’s not penalize the people who bring money here and spend it enriching the local economy. Like I said, just catching up, so if someone has already responded, sorry. Realistic. Dear Editor, Dear Editor, 3 FRIDAY 31 Dear Editor, I have two issues to share with you and your readers. First: The airport with its nice OXXO store. Only in P.V. Like any airport, always a shortage of convenient parking, but not here! We have an OXXO store, nice and close to the exit that all the timeshare goons use. Now they can scoot to the OXXO, get their fix and return to the secure area in the airport. We normal people could never enter the secure area, even if we had to meet handicapped people, or seniors, or anybody needing assistance… But, if you’re timeshare, you’re above normal people. You can come and go whenever and wherever you please. You’re such up and coming honest souls. Again: Only in P.V. Please go to next page for continuation... 4 Continued from previous page... I guess I’m finally understanding why my family and many other “normal” people are tired of and fed up with our marvelous, modern OXXO- and timeshare-equipped airport. Second: May I suggest, if you’re short of entertainment on a Sunday, why not go to Costco? I marvel at the number of shoppers that go for there for their afternoon lunch. I don’t mean in the lunch area. I’m referring to the sample tables located around the shopping area. Young and old alike, not just a “sample”, but a handful, as many as you can get in your mouth, piled on the kid’s seat of the cart, etc. We live very close to Costco, so only buy items as needed. It’s not uncommon for us to visit daily. Needless to say, Sundays are very educational. We’ll all watch for y’all… Love the PV Mirror. 4-year PV resident Dear Editor, In reference to the letter from Pablo Gonzalez G. [see Issue # 239] You are right in what you said in your letter. We all know there will be mud coming down when it rains. We can hope that next year they will solve the problem. In the meanwhile, let us go look at a worse looking problem that in the future will be a much worse one to correct. The very beautiful pier that is now finished has a very impressive sail that is lighted at night. This sail is supported by an outstanding structure of stainless steel tubing that will last many years. However, when you look down at the pier bases that must support the whole pier, you see base plates and anchor bolts that are mild steel with the white paint peeling off and they are starting to rust. This is not a problem that will be easy to solve and will be seen by many more people over time, than will be the tunnel. Civil engineers and architects must work with the builders who will want to use the lowest priced materials to do the job. As we can see in both of these cases. The old gringo Sound Off First Bougainvillea Festival ends this weekend Friday, May 24th promises to be a true Fiesta Night, starting with a Fashion Show at Lazaro Cardenas Park, followed by a “Milonga” Tango Dance Party & Contest from 6 to 10 p.m., at Los Arcos Amphitheater. Saturday, May 25th - The Bougainvillea Festival Closing Parade & Party will depart from the Agustin Flores Contreras Municipal Stadium car park at 5 p.m., on to the Hotel Rosita, where they will be divided into two groups. Small decorated cars & floats will travel along the Malecón and larger conveyances will take the street behind the Malecón, reconvening at the corner of I. L. Vallarta and Basilio Badillo, then down to Lazaro Cardenas Park, where the Festival’s Official Closing Party will be held from 7 to 10 p.m. ***** Allyna Vineberg avineberg@yahoo.com Contributors: Anna Reisman Joe Harrington Harriet Murray Stan Gabruk Giselle Belanger Krystal Frost Ronnie Bravo Gil Gevins Tommy Clarkson Luis Melgoza Office: 223-1128 Graphic Designer: The Bugambilia Festival in Puerto Vallarta has been a dream of the PV Garden Club (PVGC), formed 3 years ago with a mission to beautify and protect the environment through civic planting projects and a vision to enhance the natural beauty of Puerto Vallarta for the benefit of the community at large and to stimulate business and tourism. To date, the PVGC has planted over 200 Amapas and Primavera trees and hundreds of bougainvillea plants along Olas Altas, Basilio Badillo, Insurgentes, Avenida Mexico and in the Mercado Cuale area. This year you can reap the rewards of our efforts as you walk along Basilio Badillo or enjoy the renovation of Lazaro Cardenas Park. Last year, over 30 volunteers showed up there to clean, replant and revitalize this central park in Puerto Vallarta. It is the goal of the PVGC and the Bougainvillea Festival to bring awareness to the public of our continued efforts at “greening” Vallarta. Our end goal is to plant over 5,000 trees and at least as many bougainvillea throughout the city. We need your assistance and continued support in order to continue this work, to enhance the environment and natural beauty of Puerto Vallarta. The Puerto Vallarta Garden Club is grateful to all of the volunteers and participant who have brought this first Bougainvillea Festival from a dream to a reality. Our vision is that the Bugambilia Festival will continue to grow every year to become a world renowned festival bringing in art, culture and tourism into Puerto Vallarta for the benefit of all its citizens, businesses and visitors. Join us in celebrating the conclusion of out First Annual Bougainvillea Festival! For more information, please visit VallartaGardenClub.com or follow Bugambilia Festival 2013 on Facebook. SATURDAY 25 Publisher / Editor: ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31 Leo Robby R. R. Webmaster: PVMCITYPAPER Online Team Cover: Collage of archive photos PV Mirror es una publicación semanal. Certificados de licitud de título y contenido en tramite. Prohibida la reproducción total o parcial de su contenido, imágenes y/o fotografías sin previa autorización por escrito del editor. Within PV 5 From the Saturday Market Co-op… T he weather is warming up and the humidity is increasing! The Saturday Market Co-op is the place to go for some cool and refreshing ideas. The market is open year round, every Saturday, from 9 a.m. until 1 p.m., rain or shine. Too hot to turn on the oven? No problem! Pick up a prepared quiche, some hummus, smoked meats and cheeses for some light eating. Rye bread and bagels – yum! How about some homemade yogurt sprinkled with freshly made spices? We even have ice cream! For lightweight clothing, how about a snappy, loose fitting and flowing top? Add some unique earrings and bracelets and you’re set! If you’ve not tried a cooling tie, now is the time! With a superabundance of fabrics to choose from, you just soak the tie in some cool water. Shortly, because it is filled with special gel/beads, it will plump up and then the small miracle is that once you put it around your neck, it will keep you cool for hours on end! They can be used over and over. It’s best to have a few so that you can mix and match them with your outfits. For those who have dogs, you well know the heat can be dangerous for them. Not to worry! The FabFabricFellows have them for canines as well! For the upcoming sultry and steamy nights when you are tossing and turning because it’s so hot, lay one of the cooling ties across your chest for some refreshment. The Saturday Market Co-op is located at the Paradise Community Center where - under a gigantic palapa with super-sized fans above - our customers are able to move about comfortably, out of the sun. That’s at 127 Pulpito, in the Romantic Zone on the south side of town. We’re proud to be open year-round so that we can continue to serve our loyal customers. And remember, no matter when you visit us, COME HUNGRY! 5th Annual Gay march for gender equality Last week and in anticipation PV’s hot LGBT party scene Lonely Planet rates Puerto Vallarta as the world’s 6 most gay-friendly destination and TripAdvisor users rate it as the #1 Gay Destination on the globe! This once sleepy little fishing village on the coastline of one of the most practicing Catholic countries in the world has positioned itself as one of the pre-imminent LGBT party destinations globally and here are some of the hottest gay playgrounds in Puerto Vallarta, including: - Blue Chairs: A true legend on the LGBT vacation scene, Blue Chairs rates as the world’s #1 gay vacation get-away according to TripAdvisor because of its gorgeous beachfront location and non-stop activities. th - Los Muertos Beach: Sunny, sandy and sexy, Los Muertos beach is where you’ll find hot bodies and cold drinks every day of the week. - La Noche: The roof-top patio of this chic martini lounge is the perfect place to party under the stars. With cheap drinks and happy hours flowing 24 hours a day in Puerto Vallarta, a wild party scene and a welcoming attitude towards the LGBT community, it’s not surprising the Vallarta continues to build its reputation as the one of the world’s best gay party destinations. For more information, please take a look at the calendar of events for Vallarta Pride on our back cover, and visit http://gaypv.mx/ or http:// visitpuertovallarta.com/ SATURDAY 25 ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31 of the First Vallarta Pride events, numerous demonstrators for gender equality and against homophobia marched along the Malecon all the way down to Olas Altas to the applause of diners and passers-by on their route. 6 Within PV Act II entertainment presents Pride Concert of Vallarta Act II Entertainment is proud to be producing the concert for Puerto Vallarta’s First Annual Gay Pride Festival. The concert will be held in the amphitheater of Lázaro Cárdenas Park (corner of Olas Altas & V. Carranza on Sunday, May 26th from 5 to 7:30 p.m., immediately following the Pride parade. Danny Mininni directs the show, with vocal direction by Elizabeth Ensor. It will be co-hosted by Supermana, the hilarious drag entertainer from Mexico City, and local TV personality Edgar Sánchez. The concert features 23 local Vallarta singers and dancers in a variety of musical genres ranging from pop, to Mariachi-style music, solos, duets and full choral ensembles. Efrén Muñoz’ Zumba Crew will dazzle the audience with their high-energy routines, and Marcella Castellano’s Salsa Dancers will spice up the show with their sensual rhythms. The Pride concert is made up of all of Vallarta’s fan favorites: From local TV personality Edgar Sanchez who will be hosting the event with Supermana, to Diamante Negro and Pedro Islas - solo performance and duets; Elizabeth Ensor will kick off the show with a new take on a classic gay anthem; local singer/actor Juan Pablo Hernández with a show-stopping talent, and Joan Houston with a favorite from one of Act II’s hot comedy last season, Sordid Lives; Ryan Rigazzi with his spirited voice, and Sylvia and Jorge with the Act II band; Daniel Portela with a dynamite high-energy mix; a sneak-preview performance of Vallarta’s newest sensation, the “Five Tenors of Vallarta”, who will have their debut concert in the opening week of the new STAGES performance space with an ongoing concert series next season. Act II Entertainment musicians Don and Rhonda will back up vocalists with drummer Chuy Estrada. Act II Entertainment was chosen to direct the show – the second concert produced this year by Vallarta’s dynamic theatrical production company. Rehearsals are being held in Act II Entertainment’s STAGES, the company’s new theatrical venue space that is under construction at the corner of Basilio Badillo & Insurgentes, scheduled to open in November 2013. The Pride Concert is free, open to all the public, and will be followed by various DJ’s sponsored by many of the local clubs, who will spin the crowd into a frenzy from 7:30 till 10 p.m. On behalf of the Pride Committee and everyone working on this historic event in Puerto Vallarta, Act II Entertainment welcomes all - gay and straight - to this entertaining and uplifting evening of entertainment. Act II Entertainment invites the public to LIKE their Facebook Page to stay up to date with information on upcoming productions. Website: actiientertainment.com, Email: info@actiientertaiment.com, Facebook: facebook.com/ActIIEntertainment SATURDAY 25 Brothers in Song It’s another opening, another show! The Puerto Vallarta Men’s Chorus is currently in production for their 2nd Annual Pride Concert entitled “Brothers In Song” to be presented at the Boutique Theatre with 3 performances, Friday, Saturday and Sunday, June 14, 15 and 16th. Showtimes are at 8 p.m., except Sunday, when the start time is 5 p.m. (for the “early folks”!) The Boutique Theatre is located in Old Town Puerto Vallarta at 330 Naranjo on the corner of Basilio Badillo. Tickets are limited, so make sure and get yours soon. All tickets are $250 pesos and are available on the PVMC website, www.pvmenschorus. org, at the Boutique Theatre website, www.boutiquetheatre.ca, cell number (322) 728-6878 and “Flowers To Go” in the heart of the Romantic Zone, 126 Rodolfo Gómez (www.flowerstogovallarta.com), tel.: 223-5686. They will also be sold at the Saturday Co-op Market, 9 a.m. ‘til 1 p.m. This market is at the Paradise Community Center (www. paradisecommunitycenter.com) at 127 Pulpito, cell: (322) 133-7263. The Boutique Theatre is a new 120-seat performance space with stateof-the-art lights and sound, plus air conditioning, a delightful intimate space to see one of PV’s newest and best arts organizations, the Puerto Vallarta Men’s Chorus! Please mark these dates on your calendar for a fun-filled performance. The Puerto Vallarta Men’s Chorus marked its one-year anniversary on April 1st. The group is made up of ex-pats and Mexican nationals and most of the singers are gay. This is the first gay men’s chorus ever formed in Mexico or Central America. There are over 40 singers in the organization. The chorus is looking for more singers and for volunteers! Contact email is info@pvmenschorus.org, tel.: (322) 779-9935. ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31 Within PV 7 Happy Anniversaries, Puerto Vallarta! This Friday, May 31st, 2013, Puerto Vallarta will celebrate its 95th anniversary as a municipality and its 45th as a city. There are usually civic activities throughout the day, in addition to the usual festivities at Los Arcos Amphitheater (across the street from the town’s main square) and by the Seahorse Statue, starting in the afternoon. As of this printing, we were not informed as to the location of the traditional fireworks this year. Photo by 420estudio on Facebook A Little History During the first part of the 19th century, at the mouth of the Cuale River -then inhabited primarily by crocodiles- there were practically no human dwellers. The hubs of economic activity were up in the mountains, in the towns of Cuale, San Sebastian and Mascota, where silver mines abounded but where salt, an essential element for processing the metal, was nowhere to be found. In 1851, Guadalupe Sanchez, a boatman from Cihuatlán who used to bring salt from San Blas or the Marias Islands to Los Muertos beach, became weary of waiting for the muleteers to come and pick up the load. As he was still a young man of 19 and had just gotten married, Guadalupe saw fit to establish himself in this beautiful place he would call Las Peñas. This, in few words, Happy Anniversaries, beautiful could very well be the story of the founding of what we now know as Puerto Vallarta. The discovery of a lesser kind of silver in the United States brought down the price of the metal and old prosperity became affliction. The miners left their recently acquired trade to go back to agriculture, this time in the fertile valley of the Ameca River, so rich that it produced three corn harvest per year. The area was not only self-sufficient, it even yielded enough surpluses to be sold in other markets of the county. As there were no roads out of Las Peñas, the produce was sent out on boats by way of Manzanillo and Mazatlan. In 1918, through the efforts of its population, Las Peñas was granted the title of municipality, as well as a new name: Puerto Vallarta, in honor of Ignacio L. Vallarta. About 20 years later, Vallartans turned their eyes towards the ocean where they found a new source of wealth - in sharks. The fish’s fins soon ended up on the tables of Chinese SATURDAY 25 restaurants in New York. In 1942, the first formal promotion of Puerto Vallarta abroad appeared as an ad in “Modern Mexico”, a magazine published in New York. The text in a sixth-of-a-page ad offered a flight from Guadalajara to a “primitive place of hunting and fishing” and was signed by the Fierro brothers, founders of the first airline service in the community. Twelve years later, Mexicana Airlines inaugurated its flight GuadalajaraPuerto Vallarta. Among the visitors who started coming was Guillermo Wulff, a Mexico City engineer, and famous movie director John Huston. With the filming of “The Night of the Iguana” in 1963, the extraordinary gathering of celebrities, captive in an out-of-the-way spot, plus the scandal caused by the famous Elizabeth Taylor-Richard Burton affair- was too tempting for the international press that soon began arriving in hordes. From that moment on, Puerto Vallarta ceased to be “a secret hide-away waiting to be discovered”. Facing the growing demands of tourism, the need for an adequate response from authorities and investors became urgent, and the Governor of the State of Jalisco from 1965 to 1971, ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31 Francisco Medina Ascencio, was there to promote the change. Through his efforts and vision, Medina was able to infuse his confidence in the future of Puerto Vallarta in the then President of Mexico, Gustavo Díaz Ordaz, who decided to take the gamble with the Governor. “If the governor of Jalisco and I fail in our plans to make of Vallarta a model destination and an example of perseverance and vision, I will be reminded of my dear mother and he of his own. But we will start tomorrow, hear me well: tomorrow!” - Gustavo Díaz Ordaz. Thus Puerto Vallarta ascended to the category of City on May 31, 1968, and was granted the financial resources to build the bridge over the Ameca River, the coastal highway from Barra de Navidad to Puerto Vallarta, the Compostela-Las Varas-Puerto Vallarta road, and the international airport named after the President himself. Multiple events are usually scheduled for the anniversary celebrations, starting with a commemorative parade and ending with a ceremony followed by the cutting of a cake large enough for 2000 people, and fireworks at the main plaza across from the Los Arcos Amphitheater at 10:30 PM. 8 Beyond PV who died fighting in any war). It is now celebrated in almost every State on the last Monday in May (passed by Congress with the National Holiday Act of 1971 to ensure a 3-day weekend for Federal holidays), though several southern states have an additional separate day for honoring the Confederate war dead. (Veterans Day, a day set aside to honor all veterans, living and dead, is celebrated each year on November 11.) In 1915, inspired by the poem “In Flanders Fields,” Moina Michael replied with her own poem: Memorial Day O riginally called Decoration Day, Memorial Day is a day of remembrance of those who have died in the service of the United States of America. There are many stories as to its actual beginnings. There is also evidence that organized women’s groups in the South were decorating graves before the end of the Civil War: a hymn published in 1867, “Kneel Where Our Loves are Sleeping” by Nella L. Sweet carried the dedication “To The Ladies of the South who are Decorating the Graves of the Confederate Dead” (Source: Duke University’s Historic American Sheet Music, 18501920). While Waterloo N.Y. was officially declared the birthplace of Memorial Day by President Lyndon Johnson in May 1966, it’s difficult to prove conclusively the origins of the day. It is more likely that it had many separate beginnings; each of those towns and every planned or spontaneous gathering of people to honor the war dead in the 1860’s tapped into the general human need to honor our dead, each contributed honorably to the growing movement that culminated We cherish too, the Poppy red That grows on fields where valor led, It seems to signal to the skies That blood of heroes never dies. in General Logan giving his official proclamation in 1868. Memorial Day is about reconciliation; it is about coming together to honor those who gave their all. By 1890, Memorial Day was recognized by all of the northern states. The South refused to acknowledge the day, honoring their dead on separate days until after World War I (when the holiday changed from honoring just those who died fighting in the Civil War to honoring Americans SATURDAY 25 She then conceived of an idea to wear red poppies on Memorial Day in honor of those who died serving the nation during war. She was the first to wear one, and sold poppies to her friends and coworkers with the money going to benefit servicemen in need. Later a Madame Guérin from France was visiting the U. S. and learned of this new custom started by Ms. Michael and when she returned to France, made artificial red poppies to raise money for war orphaned children and widowed women. This tradition spread to other countries. In 1921, the Franco-American Children’s League sold poppies ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31 nationally to benefit war orphans of France and Belgium. The League disbanded a year later and Madame Guérin approached the VFW for help. Shortly before Memorial Day in 1922 the VFW became the first veterans’ organization to nationally sell poppies. Two years later, their “Buddy” Poppy program was selling artificial poppies made by disabled veterans. In 1948 the US Post Office honored Ms Michael for her role in founding the National Poppy movement by issuing a red 3-cent postage stamp with her likeness on it. To help re-educate and remind Americans of the true meaning of Memorial Day, the “National Moment of Remembrance” resolution was passed in December 2000 which asks that at 3 p.m. local time, for all Americans “To voluntarily and informally observe in their own way a Moment of remembrance and respect, pausing from whatever they are doing for a moment of silence or listening to ‘Taps.” The Moment of Remembrance is a step in the right direction to returning the meaning back to the day. What is needed is a full return to the original day of observance. Set aside one day out of the year for the nation to get together to remember, reflect and honor those who have given their all in service to their country. The 7 Arts by JOE HARRINGTON Star Trek into Darkness S omething happened at the theater I attended that is very rare – there were about twenty folks in the audience – five walked out before the film ended, and I don’t mean when the credits rolled, I mean before the storyline of the flick was over. When I reviewed The Great Gatsby, I mentioned people applauded at the end, something that is also rare in a movie theater as there are no actors, as in legitimate theater, to appreciate the applause. So there are two ends of a spectrum - applause and leaving early. On regular television last night was the original prequel to the Star Trek into Darkness, I’d guess you could say, the early years. So I watched it again to refresh my memory. This is a very well done SciFi movie, full of action, conflict and tension. Two people, a Romulan named Nemo and Spock are hurled back in time to when Spock is a young officer. What I liked about that movie is none of that namby-pamby great friendship stuff – Kirk and Spock hate each other. And this hate runs so deep that Spock – as acting captain – maroons Kirk on an ice frozen planet that is populated by some of the most ferocious critters ever to come out of a screen writer’s demented mind. Wonderful. Took me completely by surprise. One thing I couldn’t figure out in the first one was Spock’s mother being killed – sucked into a black hole. I’m getting up there in years, but I seem to remember in The Search for Spock that Jane Wyman was alive and kicking and tutoring her son – who had lost his memory mainly because he mind-melded with McCoy, a.k.a. Bones. SATURDAY 25 9 This sequel approaches nausea in its depiction of not just a great friendship between the Vulcan and Captain Kirk, but a deep love that is what writers call jumping. Take for instance Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf. One of the best acting jobs Elizabeth Taylor ever delivered. She was directed by Richard Burton. It is obvious from the very beginning that this couple has a very weird relationship. They bounce back and forth from being arch enemies with vitriolic tongues honed sharper than Satan’s pitchfork – when it suits them – to joining forces to attack other people. The heart of the play is why they are the way they are and we don’t learn that until it is revealed that they lost a child. That’s not jumping, that’s great screenwriting. Another example: watching the transformation between the two men in My Dinner with Andre. That is a fantastic example of a shift in power that is developed slowly through the course of the film. Star Trek into Darkness jumps from the end of the first when two men have buried the hatchet to two men who should be off in Hawaii or Puerto Vallarta sitting on a beach holding hands. I have seen all the films involving these two men, meaning the ones with William Shatner and Leonard Nemoy. They had a man’s man friendship – think George Clooney and Brad Pitt, or Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra. It gets old real fast when over and over the scenes in a movie keep trying to drive home a point that is being stated way over the top. Yes, the film has action, action, action. But some of the sets are ridiculous. This is supposed to take place decades earlier from the Shatner episodes yet the spaceship looks ultra modern. I suppose if you are a Trekkie you will stand in awe of this movie, which just as well could have been called True Love Conquers All. ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31 To me the best part of the movie was Scotty. He has the best throwaway lines, the best scenes and captures his character from the first movie perfectly – no jumping here. On another note, I am having cataract surgery this week – the recovery time between the operation until I get a new set of specks is about two weeks. Meaning I will be on holiday from the movies for a couple of weeks. I will miss either one or two columns. That said, have a great Memorial weekend celebrating freedom, but take a moment to remember those who bought this liberty with their lives. Joe is an internationally published author and a documentary film maker. He can be reached with suggestions or criticism at JoeMovieMadness@YAhoo.com. Artwork by Bob Crabb. 10 Good Bites What’s new at Los Mercados NEW SUMMER HOURS! Monday thru Saturday 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. Now that it is warming up, the last thing you probably want to do is cook and that is where Mikey’s comes to save the day! If you have not been to see us recently, we have a bunch of new items in our prepared foods section, from entrees to sides and plenty of cool summer salads. Some of our new items are stuffed bell peppers, hot wings, grilled vegetables with tons of flavor and poached salmon with a yogurt dill sauce and lemon. Of course, we have all of your favorite gourmet and local cheeses, top-quality deli meats that pair perfectly with wines from Cork+Bottle. Our fresh salad selection includes chef salad, Caesar, Greek salad chock-full of feta, fresh veggies and black olives, and our popular slaw and potato salads - plus many more. Super Spring & Summer Special! From now until the end of August, we are offering 25% OFF all of our sandwiches at Mikey’s from 3 p.m. to close. (Does not include “Build Your Own”) To see the Mikey’s Sandwich Menu please visit www.losmercadospv. com/images/mikeys_menu_2012.jpg No coupon required. Just order your favorite sandwich for here or to go and enjoy! Come chill out in the coolest produce section in town at Don Fresco! Select the best of the bunch, from fresh lettuces, yellow lemons to organic baby spinach, asparagus and Granny Smith Apples. Best yet, fresh herbs in small packages with small prices - from only 3 to 15 Pesos each. Rainy season is right around the corner and there is no better time to get your creative juices flowing. Join us and your friends at FireWorks! and get your paint on! Pick a plate, a mug, a candle holder or one of 100 other items and create something to treasure. Prices start at only 50 Pesos and this includes everything - the piece you pick, paint and firing. Fun for people of all ages and skill levels. Best yet, you can enjoy lunch and a glass of wine as you paint your piece. Come and unleash the artist in you! Summer Hours: Tuesday- Saturday 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. The A/C is on and the table and chairs are inside of Cork+Bottle. We sell wine by the glass and always have bottles ready to pour you a taste if you’d like to try a new wine. We also carry a large selection of spirits and bar supplies including bitters, Mr. & Mrs.T Bloody Mary Mix, Rose’s Lime …and more. Did you know we have indoor seating with A/C in k’ rico:)? Enjoy your hot coffee in cool comfort, or a smoothie, espresso or other gourmet hot or cold coffee drink. Prefer tea? We have that too, including iced. Our fresh baked pastries are heavenly as well as our berry tarts, individual cakes, lush desserts and delicious donuts! Swing in from 4 p.m. to closing time and get 2x1 pastries! Want to know more about Los Mercados? Visit our website at www. losmercadospv.com To keep up with the latest news, info and promotions at Los Mercados and engage with us socially - please LIKE us on Facebook. Want to talk to us? Call us at 223-0383. Los Mercados is located at 265 Aquiles Serdan in the Romantic Zone on the south side of Puerto Vallarta. There’s more to our history than just great flavors S ometimes we all need more than just chips, guacamole and margaritas. Archie’s Wok is your haven for bold and innovative flavors when you are looking for a change from that Mexican groove. Since 1986, Archie’s Wok has been legendary in Banderas Bay for serving-up original cuisine influenced by the exotic flavors of Thailand, the Philippines and the Pacific Rim. Archie’s helped establish the culinary foundation of Puerto Vallarta and continues to be one of the bay’s most beloved, longtime established restaurants. It all began in 1976 when Archie was asked to become Hollywood director John Huston’s private chef at his personal retreat on Banderas Bay’s south shore. Only reachable by boat, Las Caletas (The Coves) was John Huston’s rustic jungle villa by the sea. John’s 75th: The largest fiesta was for John’s 75th birthday - 112 guests, with Lola Beltran “La Grande” singing accompanied by the Mariachi Vargas de Tecotitlán - what a show! Archie did a lechon, the Filipino-style pig roast, which required putting the word out to the local ranchers to find the right pig, not too large and fat, but large enough to feed 100+ carnivores. The pig was then turned by hand on a spit for about 8 hours over a deep bed of hot coals, until the skin crackled crisp and the meat tested done. It was a pagan ritual, and John loved it - he was in his element. Today, Archie’s SATURDAY 25 ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31 family upholds his legacy of welcoming guests for celebrations of all kinds to this tranquil Asianinspired restaurant. So when you finally say “let’s try something new,” head on over to Archie’s Wok and discover a world of flavors. Named “Best Asian” in Vallarta since 2005. Ask about their “gluten free” options. Open Monday through Saturday from 2 to 11 p.m. The ever-popular d’Rachael continues to perform classical and contemporary music on harp, flute & vocals each Friday evening from 7:30 to 10:30 p.m. Located in Vallarta’s South Side at 130 Francisca Rodriguez. You know the street, the one that meets the new pier. Tel.: 2220411. No reservations needed. Legal Matters For additional information, you can email: citev_aduanasmexico@sat.gob. mx or control.gestionaoa3@sat.gob. mx; or, call: 01 (800) 463-6728 from within Mexico or 1 (877) 448-8728 from the US or Canada. Ask Luis by LUIS MELGOZA If a temporarily imported vehicle is stolen, making it impossible to take it out of Mexico, the importer must still apply for the cancellation of the temporary import permit, after reporting the crime to the federal or state district attorney (Ministerio Público). After filing the report, the importer must apply for the cancellation of the temporary import permit at the nearest Customs office, where a verifier will determine the import taxes, duties and Customs fees applicable to the stolen vehicle. Once the above import taxes, duties and Customs fees have been paid by the importer at any authorized bank, the importer will submit the following to the Customs officers assigned to the Center for Vehicular Temporary Importation (CIITEV for its Spanish initials: Centro de Importación e Internación Temporal de Vehículos) at Banjército: a) Free-style letter, addressed to CIITEV, explaining the situation and indicating an address to receive notifications. b) Verified copy of the bank receipt covering the payment of the import taxes, duties and Customs fees. c) Copy of the report filed with the state or federal district attorney. d) Copy of government issued picture ID. e) Account Statement issued by Banjército. The importer will be sent back to Banjército to cancel the temporary import permit and to have the bond refunded if applicable. If a temporarily imported vehicle is stolen abroad, you may still recover your bond by sending (a) and (d) above, 11 plus an apostilled certified copy of the police report and either the original sticker and permit, or an affidavit explaining why the sticker and permit are not sent, affidavit available at all Mexican consulates, to: Administración de Operación Aduanera “3” Ave. Hidalgo No. 77, Módulo IV, 1er. piso Col. Guerrero 06300 Mexico, DF If a temporarily imported vehicle is declared a total loss by an insurance company, the importer doesn’t have to pay import taxes, duties or Customs fees if the importer surrenders the vehicle, where-is, in writing, with a copy of the accident report to Customs within five days of its destruction. Once the vehicle has been surrendered to Customs, the importer may request the cancellation of the temporary import permit and the refund of the bond at any Customs office, or by mail to the Administración Central de Operación Aduanera also located at the street address above. The request must include: a) Free-style letter, addressed to ACOA, explaining the situation and indicating an address to receive notifications. b) Certified copy of the accident report. c) Copy of the letter surrendering the vehicle to Customs. d) Original sticker and temporary import permit, or explanation, under penalty of perjury, of why these are not attached. e) Insurance company letter detailing the vehicle’s location, condition, make, model, model year and VIN. SATURDAY 25 Dear Luis: Our status just changed to Residente Permanente. We had temporarily imported our 2007 car, VIN starts with 2, under our former status. Can this vehicle be permanently imported? How do we proceed —locally or physically driving out of Mexico then re-entering with the vehicle? If leaving the country with the vehicle is this an immediate return or a long involved process? Robert Dear Robert: If you temporarily imported your 2007 North American car under a “No Lucrativa” or “Rentista” FM2 or FM3, an exception to the 8 or 9 year rule applies when your status changed to “Residente Permanente”. If this is your case, you would need to contact a Customs Broker at any USMexico border crossing point (Customs Brokers are authorized only for specific points of entry). Most of the process can be done long-distance, but at some point you’d have to take your car to the border and complete the process in one day in most cases, without actually leaving Mexico. There are a few entities advertising that they can complete the process without a trip to the border; to my knowledge, none of these are legitimate ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31 and my advice is to stay away from them. Retaining a Customs Broker for this process is mandatory and unavoidable. The two organizations I mentioned last week, CAAAREM and CLAA, will provide you with contact information for one or more brokers licensed in the border-crossing point of your choice. Unfortunately, if your former FM2 status was anything other than “No Lucrativa” or “Rentista”, your vehicle may not be permanently imported and you’d need to either take it out of Mexico or donate it to Hacienda following the process I described here last week. Dear Luis: I’m having trouble downloading the PDF for the “Retorno Seguro” from you website. Dear Laura: Please make sure that the URL is typed exactly as printed, without any spaces: www.pvgeeks. com/downloads/Safe_Return_ Petition_Letter.pdf Send me your questions to askluis@ pvgeeks.com Luis Melgoza is a former PRI (Mexico’s ruling party) Head Counsel and Legal Adviser to the Mexican Congress. Although retired from the legal profession, he is a highly respected consultant for both the foreign and Mexican communities in Puerto Vallarta, and he provides professionally certified commercial and residential computer and networks solutions locally through his company, PVGeeks. You can reach Luis at lumel@pvgeeks.com 12 Map SATURDAY 25 ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31 Map SATURDAY 25 ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 13 FRIDAY 31 14 Health Matters Body & Sol by KRYSTAL FROST organic-select@hotmail.com Another Year Vallarta is full of Geminis. It happens that I am turning a year older Saturday. My reflective review of this last year brings up the closing of some cycles, the opening of others, all in all, a pretty productive year. There was growth, love, pain and tears… what more could a girl ask for? And, of course, one must adjust to having to answer the question of ¨how old are you??? I am still stammering getting out 50… something… We all want to turn the clock back, or at least slow it down. Here is a little inspiration for all my Gemini sisters and brothers. It seems that aging can turn into an act of grace with a little adjustment in your mind set, so says Deepak Chopra .M.D. “If I know my biological potential is 130 years, then I don’t consider myself middle-aged until I’m 65… One of the great principles of mind/ body medicine is that expectancies determine outcome. If you expect to remain strong in your mature years, you will.” - Deepak Chopra M. D. As a society and as individuals, we can expect that our notions of aging will continue to change dramatically in the years ahead. Leading pioneers in the field of mind / body medicine - such as Deepak Chopra, M.D., endocrinologist, best-selling author and internationally recognized authority on how our consciousness affects our health - urge us to consider the power that our beliefs about aging have over us. The latest research shows that how we age has more to do with our belief system and mindset about aging than any other factor. In the last several decades, gerontologists have proven that remaining active throughout life halts the loss of muscle and skeletal tissue. The news is spreading among older people that they should continue all the activities they enjoyed in earlier years, walking, hiking, bicycling, gardening, golf, tennis, karate, swimming, lovemaking, dance and consciousness disciplines such as yoga, tai chi, and the softer marital arts. Not long ago, I read about a wild, 100-year old daredevil, whose name I do not know, defying age, common sense and the fears of his doctors and children, making his first bungee jump from a 210-foot tower… Then of course there is that snapshot of the sisters… aged 102 and 104, one practicing a shoulder stand, the other stretching in a yoga pose with one foot behind her head. Sounds a bit extreme? What happens when we change our expectations about aging? Tufts University found out when they put a group of the frailest nursing home residents, ages 87 to 96, on weighttraining regimen that included Hatha yoga. Traditionally, doctors believed that this type of elderly person belonged in bed, in a rocker or wheelchair out on the porch or in front of the TV. Exercise would exhaust or kill these fragile people. Well, they thrived. Within eight weeks, muscle tone improved by 300 percent, coordination and balance improved as well. Most importantly, these folks’ confidence in being active returned. Some of them who had not been able to walk unassisted could now get up and go. SATURDAY 25 Hatha Yoga slows down and reverses the aging process What is Hatha Yoga? O.K., now pay attention. I get this question A LOT, especially with many new styles of yoga… Astanga, Inyengar, flow, dance yoga… kick yoga, it’s really all the same. Hatha means union, a physical discipline that explores the connection between the body, mind and spirit. The goal of yoga is to balance and unify the positive and negative energy flows (ji, chi, life forces) within the body. Using the flow of the breath and the internal flow of these energies, yoga helps us to realize our potential for health and self-healing. All of the approaches to Hatha yoga involve the practice of various movements and postures. In general, they consist of forward bends, backbends, twists, inversions, standing and balancing poses as well as relaxation and breathing techniques. These postures or ‘asanas’, along with conscious use of the breath, remove stiffness and tension from the body, restore vitality, strength and stamina, and improve balance and coordination; they also promote the efficiency of the body processes of digestion, assimilation and detoxification. Then there is the mental-emotional side. A short meditation clears out negative emotions and helps focus the mind. According to yogic tradition, the years after 50 are the ideal time for psychological and spiritual growth. The practice of yoga not only restores the health and vitality of the body, but the philosophy behind yoga aims to open and expand a human being on all levels so that aging can become a time of greater perspective and illumination - this is when grace appears. I have to say I am rather fond of the yoga discipline. I have taught here in P.V. for over 20 years and have practiced twice that long... but who’s counting, right? I have found that women who practice have little or no menopause symptoms, keep their weight in line, energy levels up and generally have a more positive outlook on life. ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31 The men are coming around, and when they do, they fall fast and hard into the yoga tract. A yoga practice helps bring about balance to a modern fast-paced life by giving your mind and body a chance to come together in harmony …and a moment or two of stillness. That stillness is the birthing place of inspiration and creativity. You can find a studio close to home by checking the Bay Vallarta magazine. All teachers have their own take on teaching, so if you try one and don’t like it, try another one. So, with grace, turn off the TV, get up out of that comfy chair, get rid of the canned multi-vitamin and mineral shakes by eating real food and GET GOING! You have another 50 years or so to embrace. At the moment, I am enjoying the song birds over the river this morning, my loved one still in bed, getting ready to do my wheatgrass shot and off to morning yoga. Feeling thankful I am. Also, Dear Readers, as this is the last printed edition of the PV Mirror for the season, I want you to know that I have enjoyed all the mail from you. Thanks for keeping me on track, in line and in the moment. I will keep up the column during the summer season, so we are in the loop with www.pvmcitypaper.com on line publication. Stay in touch - it gets real lonesome this time of year... Thanks for the read! Krystal Frost Krystal Frost is a long time resident of Puerto Vallarta. Graduate of University of Guadalajara, and specialized in cosmetic acupuncture at Bastyr University in Washington State. She is the owner of Body & Sol for over 15 years where she practices traditional Chinese medicine, acupuncture, massage therapy, yoga, meditation and nutritional counseling. She has created healing programs for individuals, retreats and spas. Questions and comments may be directed to organic-select@hotmail.com Health Matters We inherit our family by GISELLE BELANGER RN, LCSW W e all have a family of origin whether we grew up with them or not, whether we get along with them now or not, or even if we are in contact with them or not. No family is perfect. All families have varying degrees of dysfunction; it’s just that some function better in their dysfunction. Family system The family is a system. Each member is interconnected to the other and affected by the other both positively and negatively. Think of a mobile, when one piece moves, all the pieces move. This is especially true when you are growing up and living in the same household, but it holds true long after everyone has moved out and gone their separate ways. Of course, it also depends on how much you stay involved in each other’s lives. Some people have to completely cut themselves off from their family in order to survive and heal. Multi-generational Families pass so much down from one generation to the next. Think about how much is determined by our families’ traditions, values, beliefs, interests, activities, and behaviors. The language(s) we speak, ethnic and cultural foods we eat, values and beliefs attached to our family’s culture and religion, interest in a certain sports team, passion for a certain social cause, are all strongly influenced by our family of origin. We also learn to value family or not, how to treat our parents and grandparents, our siblings, friends, neighbors and community. What is the degree of respect in your family towards each other? How were the boys in your family taught to treat women? What was expected of them; to help around the house, to excel at sports, to receive high grades, to have lots of girlfriends or get a lot of women (sexually)? What was expected of the girls; to serve the boys and men, to get a higher education, to marry and have children, to travel and be independent? All of this influences what we are raised to believe is “normal” or “acceptable.” This includes the dysfunction and often damaging ways that we learned to think and behave regarding abuse (sexual, physical, emotional, or verbal) and domestic violence, addiction and co-dependency. The need to have power and control over someone, intimidating them with anger, manipulating them with guilt, or controlling them with fear, may have also been present in your family system. Addiction (including alcoholism) is also passed down genetically and generationally through learned behavior. The codependent reaction to addiction is also a learned response passed down through the generations. SATURDAY 25 15 Familiar vs. unfamiliar Quick! What word do you see in the word “familiar?” That’s right “family.” Therefore, that which is “familiar” is “family” and that which is “unfamiliar is “un-family.” We stick with what is familiar even if it isn’t good for us because it is taught to us and established as normal. It is also “comfortable” in the sense of knowing what to expect, how to react and manage situations and people, and we know all too well how it feels. This is not a conscious decision or choice, but rather a repeated pattern of what has been normalized. A battered woman does not intentionally look for a second or third abusive relationship even though she finds herself in one after the other. Sometimes she justifies that at least this relationship isn’t physically abusive, for example; A daughter of an alcoholic doesn’t intentionally look for an alcoholic or addict to marry, nor does she say to herself as she’s growing up in an alcoholic home, that “this has been so much fun I can’t wait to do it all over again when I grow up.” This is also true for the batterer or the addict. The abusive husband witnessed and was most likely victim to abuse as a child, just as the addict observed that turning to drugs and alcohol was a way to escape and cope with life. Neither of them grew up thinking that it was fun or admirable to watch their Dad beat their mom or throw and break things, or call them names and tell them how worthless they are. Nor did they think it would be fun to spend their adult life being drunk and hung-over or high on drugs with major personality changes, not remembering what happened for hours at a time, or crashing their car, or spending all of their money just to support their habit. Inevitably, we end up repeating the same familial patterns. We resist change; it takes us from the familiar into the scary unknown world of the unfamiliar. Sometimes we go to extreme lengths to hang on to the familiar even when it makes us miserable or destroys us. Just the thought of leaving our comfort zone can be paralyzing. It takes a great deal of strength and courage to step out of our comfort zone and enter the unknown. However, it is necessary in order to break the cycle, and it will be painful as well as liberating. Giselle Belanger, RN, LCSW (psychotherapist) is available for appointments in person, by phone, or by Skype webcam. Contact info: ggbelangerpv@gmail.com Mex cell: 044 (322) 138-9552 or US cell: (312) 914-5203. ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31 16 Gil Gevins’ Page Crossed Fryers by GIL GEVINS www.gilgevins.com One part tropical paradise, one part fishing village and one part loony bin: in all the world there is no place like Yelapa. Road-less and timeless, it sits at the back of a small bay on the mouth of a meandering river. All around, lush tropical vegetation climbs up and up, until the green hills merge with the Sierra Madre. Aside from its beauty, what makes Yelapa so unique is the improbable blend of people who live there. The locals are mostly simple folk, fishermen or vendors who eke out a living selling their famous coconut pies on the beach. The North Americans are a little more complicated: some are artists, many are “eccentric” and most seem to be on disability. For many years my wife and I have been making the short boat ride from Vallarta to spend the occasional laidback weekend there. Our friends own a small house in Yelapa, which they have made available to us whenever it happens to be empty. They won’t allow us to pay for this privilege, but ask instead that on each visit we give a nice tip to Elodia, their long-time housekeeper. Elodia is a total gem and over the years we have become good friends. Upon our arrival in Yelapa last week we found the small casita clean and tidy, but no sign of the housekeeper. Elodia was always short of money, so we were anxious to pay her as soon as possible. Once we’d unpacked, we set out for her house. On the way, walking along the bumpy trail that winds upriver, we ran into Irma, Elodia’s emotional niece. Irma was feeding some chickens which had taken over the first two floors of a large unfinished house. The third and fourth floors were occupied by pigeons. The wealthy owner of the place had, after spending half a million dollars, apparently gotten bored with the project and simply abandoned it, returning to his home in Philadelphia. “Gosh, Irma,” Lucy said, “what happened to Bernie’s house?” “Bernie went back to the United States,” Irma said. “The house was just sitting there, so we decided to fill it with chickens and pigeons. It’s cheaper than building a coop.” Irma, apparently, did not see the SATURDAY 25 irony in this situation, but she did look a little sad. “Is something wrong?” Lucy asked. “You seem upset.” “I feel terrible,” she said, and began to cry and talk at the same time. Although her speech was largely incoherent, we did manage to make out the words: “…Elodia … d i e d …accident…” Then, weeping with abandon, she rushed off. Lucy and I were devastated. When you are devastated in Yelapa, the thing to do is buy yourself a liter of Raicilla, which I did at once. The plan was to fill my flask and take a long hike upriver to… uh… whatever. Lucy said she’d stick to tequila, as the fiery, corrosive Drano-flavored moonshine did not agree with her. Back at our friends’ casita, I could not locate a funnel with which to fill the flask, so Lucy and I set out for the mysterious little store presided over by a woman named Doña Gorgonia. Her store was a dark, tiny cavelike space which somehow seemed to stock everything. That was why it was so mysterious. It didn’t seem to matter what you asked for. Doña Gorgonia would disappear into another room and after a respectful interval emerge with the item in hand. “We need an embudo (funnel) that fits this flask,” I told her. She nodded her head, went into her back room (which no one ever saw but which had to be half the size of Wal-Mart) and emerged a minute later with a bright pink funnel. Apparently, I’d been hitting the Raicilla pretty hard already, and was feeling a little silly, so for no intelligent reason I decided to give Doña Gorgonia a list of diverse unrelated items, just to see if she’d live up to her awesome reputation. “Okay,” I said, “in addition to the funnel, I’ll need a pair of women’s underwear, a screwdriver, a kilo of ant poison, a potato peeler, a can of Hershey’s Chocolate, a bottle of Maestro Limpio (Mr. Clean), a needle and thread, a head of lettuce and a comb.” While she was gone, my wife asked me if I was out of my mind. This was a question I heard with some frequency, so I had a ready reply: “Yes, honey.” Ten minutes later, the propiretress ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31 returned with every single item I’d asked for. She’d even bought four pairs of underwear of different colors and sizes so we could choose the most appropriate pair. “Incredible,” I told my wife in English. “Now what?” Lucy asked. “Are you going to buy all this stuff?” “Listen, Doña Gorgonia,” I said, “I’m a little short of cash right now, so all I can buy is the funnel and the ant poison.” In Yelapa, you can never have too much ant poison. Unfazed (she was used to customers who couldn’t pay for what they wanted), she rang us up and we went home to drown our sorrows. Despite the alcohol we’d consumed, we spent a miserable night, crying and lamenting the loss of our friend. But what kind of accident had it been which had claimed the life of this wonderful woman? We decided to seek out Irma and get the answer. We located Irma the next morning feeding the chickens as they pecked and clucked their way around the unfinished basement of their half million dollar mansion. I was brutally hung-over, so Lucy did the talking. “We know you’re upset, Irma,” Lucy said gently, “but we’d like to know about the accident.” “Well,” Irma said. “It wasn’t her fault. It was Elodia’s turn to feed the chickens and pigeons. It’s a community effort, you see.” “Yes, we understand,” my wife said. “Well, somehow the birdfeed got mixed up with some rat poison that was lying around. Must have been Elodia’s grandson that did it. He’s two years old and he gets into everything. Anyway, before she realized her mistake, she’d accidently killed half my chickens. I was going to sell them, trade up for a pig. That’s why I’m so upset.” “But what about Elodia? How did she die?” “Elodia died?” Irma asked in astonishment. Gil Gevins is the author of four books, including the hilarious cult-classic, PUERTO VALLARTA ON 49 BRAIN CELLS A DAY, and the equally laugh-filled novel, SLIME AND PUNISHMENT. All of Gil’s books are available on Amazon and Amazon KINDLE. Vallarta Voices by ANNA REISMAN There are many people in Puerto Vallarta, Mexicans and foreigners alike, who truly love this town, and who sincerely want to see it grow and prosper. Some work with the authorities, trying to convince them to accomplish certain things they feel are necessary to maintain the attractions that help lure tourists here, while others use the media, and still others work in silence, altruistically and anonymously. I’ve had the honor to know many of them, and I have the highest respect for them all. One of these is Kelly Trainor, the U.S. Consular Agent who’s been organizing the Altruism Festival for the last decade or so. Another is my friend Bob Price, visionary, founder and creator of the Botanical Gardens, and active force behind PV’s Garden Club and the Bougainvillea Festival itself. Like architect Abel Villa, owner of the Hacienda, Premiere and Buenaventura hotels, this gentleman is a pro-active promoter of Puerto Vallarta and its surroundings. Many years ago, Sr. Villa created a group of concerned citizens with a view to beautifying the downtown area of the city. Back then, he was one of the many who wanted to close off the Malecon area and turn it into a pedestrian mall. For his part and with similar goals, Bob came up with the concept of a Bougainvillea Festival to rival Washington’s Cherry Blossom Festival. He and his group are responsible for all the bougainvillea trees planted along the main drive into town and Basilio Badillo Street, among other locations. I was glad to see people slowly fill Lazaro Cardenas Park last Saturday evening, where there were very few during the afternoon. The whole place looks fabulous, so colorful, with flowers everywhere, unusual foods and handicrafts, etc. If you haven’t gone there, or to Hidalgo Park, or to the main square yet, you can still do so this weekend. It is not to be missed. While at Lazaro Cardenas Park, I ended up chatting with Rosa Niño, wife of one of Vallarta’s most famous artists, Javier Niño. She was running the painting workshop for children there. Rosa used to have a flower shop on Lazaro Cardenas. Turns out that she is now a cancer survivor, after two years of scary health issues and treatments. Now Rosa wants to do something for the community. Her goal is to raise enough money to set up a shelter for the homeless people SATURDAY 25 17 of Vallarta. She says that “there are organizations that help children and seniors and animals, but nothing to help the homeless people! And the DIF [family services] ignores them!” Talk about altruism! Bless you, Rosa. Which brings me back to the recent Altruism Festival… Have you driven through Marina Vallarta lately? It looks as if they’re finally trying to do something about the place formerly known as Plaza Iguana, that white elephant, that eyesore that was abandoned and has been falling apart there for the last decade or so. The building that used to be there was built as a shopping center, with some 140,000 sq. ft. of commercial spaces, most of which were never used. According to the representative of the Residents’ Association of Marina Vallarta, the property was sold - again – but I’m not sure about what they’re going to put up there. Lots of folks suggested that it should be used to build a convention center, but those suggestions went nowhere back then. Maybe they’ll have more influence nowadays. ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31 I have a little bit of May trivia for you. Did you know that within any calendar year, no other month begins on the same day of the week as May? Or that the bird of May is the nightingale? Or that May is the only month of the year in which a President of the United States has not died? Now you know. As we used to say, “It’s May... Let’s Play!” Enjoy yourself, have fun, get out there! And during this second part of our famous “Restaurant Week”, please don’t forget all the other wonderful eating establishments that are not participating, but whose offerings are sometimes just as delicious. Until next week, when we’ll be back together ONLINE only! I wish you all a fabulous week. Hasta luego. sheis@ymail.com 18 Calendar SATURDAY 25 ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31 Fish Tales Summer currents increase as warm water species increase Written by STAN GABRUK of Master Baiter´s Sportfishing and Tackle W hen we hit this time of the year, we know things in the fishing world are usually all mixed up. We’re seeing warm water species like Needle Fish and Sierra Mackerel moving in, which acts as leading indicators of warm water arriving, not just warm streaks or currents. We find there is an over abundance of bait in bay and at the deep water locations. Bull Dorado still hanging at El Banco and Corbeteña. The humdrum days of spring are finally changing to summer fishing conditions, right on time I might add. Welcome to summer fishing, amigos. Just around the corner you’ll be seeing Black Marlin moving in, so stay tuned! No real Yellowfin Tuna to report this week, not surprising. Those looking for Yellowfin Tuna action still need to take the long haul to the Tres Marias Islands, a.k.a. the Prison Islands. They’re restricted, know the rules and make sure your provider is not risking your safety… Enough said. As you would expect from the headlines, water temps are hanging in the upper 70s and increasing with the longer days and northern currents from the south. As a result, we’re seeing Striped Marlin hanging out at El Banco and Corbeteña. Bull Dorado are still off the high spots or The Rock at Corbeteña, but they’re looking for a free lunch and the poor fish have almost nobody offering them up a free meal! Imagine that, the fishing is great, the sportfishing companies are putting themselves out of business trying to appeal to the lowest bidder client …and even they don’t exist. You can also have Cubera Snappers up to 60 lbs. for those who jig, Bonito, Jack Crevalle, scattered and smaller Black Marlin. Yellowfin Tuna, Footballs running up to 50 lbs. with the spinner Dolphin, and that’s about it, amigo, at these locations for now. SATURDAY 25 19 Dorado has also increased in numbers around Punta Mita, so 4 hours off the beach in this area may be worth a cheap boat trip. Sailfish are here, but sparse at best. Striped Marlin sightings off the point about 12 miles. Maybe even see a Striped Marlin in the area. The Marieta Islands this week are still weak with thinning Jack Crevalle, Needle fish, Sierra Mackerel increasing in numbers. Still a shot at some Snapper and Pompano, but no Rooster fish at the moment. Plenty of bait, Google eyes mostly in the water, but they’re everywhere. Sailfish are in and out, your best option here this week is smaller Dorado in the 25-lb range, but worth the time and effort to get there. Mike’s Fishing party is always an option, special priced for $170 dollars, there isn’t a better fishing deal in Marina Vallarta, contact me for details. In the bay we’re still waiting for fish. Needle fish are moving in as stated earlier, they will take over the bay in the next few weeks. Sierra Mackerel are picking up in numbers and great taste, but still only about 15 lbs. ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31 Jack Crevalle chasing bait balls and there are always Snook at the river mouths. But beware, crocs are in the area so keep this in mind and keep your hands in the boat! All in all, there really isn’t that much to report with so few people heading out. The best options for now are long range and the Marieta Islands. In the bay is not the best, but if you’re on a boat that will actually take you to the area around Yelapa, there are all kinds of Skip Jacks and Bonito. There is fishing in the bay, but if you’re one of those bargain hunters, remember for a cheap price you can cruise a super panga from the Los Arcos to Nuevo Vallarta and catch whatever the fish gods put in front of you. Because this is not a productive area to fish right now, and these prices, for the product you are getting, with no fuel usage, you’re being gauged, amigo, you’ve been warned… Until next time, don’t forget to kiss your fish and remember: at Master Baiter’s Sportfishing & Tackle “We Won’t Jerk You Around!” Master Baiter’s has changed locations in Marina Vallarta and are now near Victor’s Café Tecuba. Look for me at the least traveled end of Marina Vallarta and I will be there in my new place. Email your questions to me at: CatchFish@MasterBaiters. com.mx Web page: www. MasterBaiters.com.mx , Local Phone at: (044) 322 779-7571 or if roaming: 011 521 (322) 779-7571 (this is my cell phone directly until the shop phone is working) Facebook: http:// www.facebook.com/pages/ Master-Baiters-SportfishingTackle/88817121325 The trade name Master Baiter’s ® Sportfishing and Tackle is protected under trade mark law and is the sole property of Stan Gabruk. Hi-Tech 20 Internet Phone Calls… It’s called VoIP, which stands for Voice over Internet Protocol. To understand how VoIP works, you’ll need to understand the basic concept behind regular (analog) phone calls as well, since this is what laid the groundwork for VoIP today. Regular land-line phone calls are actually made via fiber optic networks by digitizing your voice to send the signal across thousands of miles, countless circuit switches and once it gets to the final destination, the signal is once again converted to analog. During these calls, the line remains open even while no conversation is taking place; the circuit is also open in both directions even when only one party is talking and the other is listening. This isn’t terribly efficient and adds to being more expensive by way of resources needed for the call. VoIP works on a different basis it uses data packet switching which sends and receives information only when you need it, instead of in a constant stream. It also sends the data packets along the internet by whatever open channels are available rather than a dedicated line, which is much more efficient. This can happen from computer to computer, computer to regular telephone, or from a phone through VoIP to a regular phone. The data packets are simply reassembled at the destination. This is why VoIP is so inexpensive; it uses the network of the Internet that is already in place. Thousands of people around the world each month, are subscribing to a VoIP service and having their regular telephone line disconnected. In Vallarta it’s more of an addition to our regular phone service, to eliminate the hefty long-distance charges that still exist here. Internet phone service is a HUGE deal for us in Vallarta, as it provides us with a super cheap alternative to traditional long distance service, and gives us something very important here in Vallarta: CHOICES! For the first time, the 65-year old monopoly that is Telmex is not in control over us keeping in touch with friends and family back home. SATURDAY 25 Not long ago, a $100-peso Telmex phone card yielded 10 minutes of calls to the US or Canada - $1US per minute! Now with VoIP you can have up to unlimited monthly calls for $24.99 US (or what used to yield only 25 minutes). VoIP operates in different forms. For instance, you can use VoIP for free when you use an Instant Messaging program with voice on your computer, available from Yahoo, AIM, MSN Live or Google Talk or Skype - the most popular. The benefits of these programs are that they are free to download off of the Internet. By using your microphone and speakers/earphones, or a USB internet phone, you can talk over the Internet with anyone, as long as your friends or family members have a computer and use the same program. You’ll be able to talk with them as long as you like no matter where they are in the world, for FREE! Skype has become the standard for VoIP phone calls over the past few years. It was originally developed by Estonian developers in 2003. In 2005, eBay bought Skype for $3.1 Billion US and more recently, Microsoft bought Skype for $8.5 Billion US in 2011. Many were worried Microsoft would tinker too much with Skype and ruin it. But so far, so good. As of earlier this year, Skype had 31 million users of which 8 million were paying users to call land lines and/or receive calls from landlines. Full integration of Skype with Live Messenger is starting and will eventually be complete - good or bad. Another method of VoIP technology is to use a VoIP service provider such as Magic Jack Plus or Vonage among many. By connecting their VoIP phone adapter directly to your modem and a standard phone, you are able to use your VoIP service and your telephone like normal. During a telephone call, your conversation goes through the VoIP adapter and is routed over the internet to its final destination. With this type of VoIP, you can call any regular phone anywhere in the world. The person you are calling does not have to be using an internet phone. As wonderful as all this is, there are some disadvantages to VoIP. Unlike land line phones, power is required in order to use internet phone service. Without power, your cable/DSL modem won’t work, and your VoIP adapter won’t work – you will have no phone service. Also a “live” internet connection is required in order to use VoIP, because calls are transmitted over the internet. This can present a problem when your internet service is down or your speed may not be up to snuff. Ever noticed an odd echo or broken call? That’s probably due to your internet speed not being at where it should be. But overall, as a cost saving long distance option, you can’t beat VOIP. I even have Skype on my iPhone - and my mother is happy to receive weekly calls again! That’s all my time for now. See you again next week... until then, Remember: only safe Internet! Solution to crossword on page 22 Solution to Sudoku on page 22 ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31 Ron can be found at CANMEX Computers. Sales, Repairs, Networking, Wi-Fi, Hardware upgrades, Graphic Design, Data Recovery, house-calls. www.RonnieBravo.com Cellular 044-322-157-0688 or just email to CanMex@Gmail.com Real Estate by: HARRIET MURRAY If we live here or own real estate, we have the opportunity to become bilingual and bicultural W e have enough nationals, Americans and Canadians living here that we may very well be considered a smaller version of North America. We have notices in the local papers for sports, cultural, and charity events from hockey games, to soccer, to the American Academy Awards. This Cultural Orientation Comparison* is written on how we organize and process information, what we accept as evidence, and our value systems. A. Canadians in general are well-informed and open to reasonable discussions. They are quite analytical and prefer objective information over subjective. They act on problems more from the perspective of universal rules than from the particular perspectives of the people involved. B. Mexicans accept information for purposes of discussion, but little movement in attitude is evidenced. They process information subjectively and associatively. They become personally involved in each situation and look at the particulars rather than a rule or law to solve problems. C. Americans are very ethnocentric, and so the US is closed to much outside information. Americans are very analytical and concepts are abstracted quickly. Innovation often takes precedence over tradition. A universal rule is preferred, and company policy is followed regardless of who is doing the negotiation. Differences in how we accept evidence A. Canadians accept facts as the primary evidence in negotiations, with little credence given to feelings. There is strong ethnocentrism which leads to a faith of self-determination which may underlie behavior in negotiations. B. Mexicans use subjective feelings to form the basis for the truth. This leads to truth changing depending on what one is perceived to want. Faith in the ideologies of the Catholic Church though pervasive, does not greatly affect their perceptions of the truth. Objective facts are used by those with a higher education. C. Americans make points in negotiations using an accumulation of objective facts. Points are sometimes biased by faith in the ideologies of democracy, capitalism, and consumerism, but seldom by the subjective feelings of the participants. Value systems which are the basis for behavior: Methods of dividing right from wrong, good from evil, and so forth. A. Canadians have high individualism in decision making, but one must follow company policy. They do not find it difficult to say “no.” An objective approach to life allows the use of social organizations and other external structures to provide stability and insulation from life. Emotion is SATURDAY 25 21 not to be shown in public Competitive behavior is expected, since recognition is one’s greatest reward. Time is money. Experts are relied upon at all levels. B. Mexicans can be suspicious of the USA because of its closeness and the history of “bad deals.” The individual is responsible for his or her decisions but the best interest of the family or group is a dominant factor. One must know a person before doing business and the way to know this about a person is to know the family. Expertise is less important than how one fits into the group. One’s role in the social structure and presence of the extended family, give a sense of stability of life. Families exert pressure on the behavior of their members. Group members are bound by intense friendship and personal relations to commit themselves to assisting one another in case of need. This network of relatives, friends, and memberships expects mutual support, which is a lifelong commitment. C. Americans have moved from the Judeo-Christian values of behavior to ego- and ethnocentrism. Although the US is one of the most individualistic of all cultures, individuals can become replaceable in an organization. There is a high self- awareness emphasizing individual initiative and achievement. Americans do not find it difficult to say ‘’no.’ Anxiety is developed over deadlines and results because of recognition of one’s work are the greatest reward. The work ethic is very strong and it appears one lives to work. There are established rules for ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31 everything and experts are relied upon at all levels. Issues of Equality / Inequality A. Canadians give emphasis to one’s ability. Although there are inequalities in roles, equal rights should be guaranteed to all, as superiors and subordinates are all “people like me.” Material progress is as important as humanistic progress. B. There are extreme contrasts between rich and poor, but Mexico has one of the largest upper classes of all Latin American countries. This class is interrelated in one way or another. Machismo is very strong and stereotypical roles for men and women are prevalent. C. The US has structured inequality in the roles people take but personal equality is guaranteed by law. There can be considerable ethnic and social bias against some minorities. Competition is the rule of life, but there is a strong feeling of interdependency of roles. Excellence and decisiveness are prized characteristics. Material progress is more important than humanistic progress. Next week we will discuss examples of how to avoid cultural misunderstandings whenever possible. Look for us online at www. pvmcitypaper.com * Cultural Comparison study done by Terri Morrison, Wayne Conaway, George Borden. Harriet Murray can be reached at harriet@casasandvillas.com 22 Brain Teasers The New York Times Tuesday Crossword Puzzle Solution to Crossword on Page 20 SUDOKU! Sudoku is a logic-based placement puzzle. The aim of the puzzle is to enter a numerical digit from 1 through 9 in each row, column and group of squares enclosed by the bold lines (also called a box). Each box must contain each number only once, starting with various digits given in some cells (the “givens”). Each row, column, and region must contain only one instance of each numeral. Completing the puzzle requires patience. It is recommended as therapy because some studies have suggested they might improve memory, attention and problem solving while staving off mental decline and perhaps reducing the risk of Alzheimer’s disease. Solution to Sudoku on Page 20 SATURDAY 25 ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31 Nature’s World 23 Planting Roots in Mexico by TOMMY CLARKSON Cherry Tomato (Esculentum lycopersicum) Family: Solanaceae Also known as: Mexican Midgets Y es, these Cherry tomatoes are, indeed, an important part of the Ola Brisa Gardens plant family. Why you ask? Well, firstly and quite simply, I love to pick and eat fresh tomatoes right off the vine! (It’s a delightful vice that I first learned from my cousins Jeanette, Dick and Cindy back on their parents’ farm in Western Kansas. During those early Eisenhower Whitehouse years, we’d grab a salt shaker and race into their mother’s large garden to munch on vegetables that we’d pull up from the dirt or pick right from the bush or vine. Among them, wonderfully sour rhubarb stalks, crisp, crunchy carrots, fresh lettuce, tangy radishes, and yes, lots and lots of tomatoes!) The second reason for their inclusion along with the several other hundred tropical palms, plants and flowers in our gardens is that these hardy little guys are native to and grow wild here in Mexico! In fact, their ancestors were savored by the Aztecs and whatever was good enough for Montezuma is durned straight good enough for me! Those that vigorously grow next to our infinity pool – and on which I stop and chomp during my daily pool exercises - did not come from any store bought seeds. No way, José! (Conveniently, that’s also our gardener’s name.) These are the real things! In fact, I first found these tiny and I mean small, little, iddy biddy – As can be seen these are no monsters but make up for their small size in gigantically good taste! cherry tomatoes growing wild in the Sierra Madre Occidental Mountains in the southern part of the State of Jalisco during one of José’s and my botanical treks into the “interior’! About the size of my little finger tip, there they were growing in a clustered clump, right next to some large boulders about sixty meters from heavy tropical overgrowth. A few botanists contend that they originated in Peru, Ecuador and Northern Chile. (But I think that may be the tiny-fruited currant tomato Lycopersicon pimpinellifolium). And, I just gotta’ ask, “So just how’d these, that I found, get here in the wild?” Hence, I concur with those who believe that this variety originated here in Mexico… but I’ve gotta’ admit that the pictures I’ve seen of those more southerly currant tomatoes look a lot like mine what with their delightful trusses of sweet tiny fruit! With so many cultivars now out on the market, it’s a bit confusing sorting out what variety stemmed from what and where. Historically, tomato seeds appear to have been taken to Europe from Mexico after Cortez wreaked his havoc on the natives in 1519. And though originally from the New World, it was only introduced to the gringo palate in the U.S. in the 18th Century. (I’d like to think that these domesticated ones may have been distant relatives to my wild ones!) Growing cherry tomatoes is pretty SATURDAY 25 Easy to grow. Come by Ola Brisa Gardens and I’ll give you a few for seeds! Yep, these are those wonderful - native to Mexico - cherry tomatoes that flourish right next to our infinity pool and that were mentioned in last week’s column. easy – perhaps more so than the regular, larger ones as these guys produce copious blossoms allowing a good chance some will set fruit. But for the best results with prolific yields, give them what they like best – lots of full sun (at least eight hours per day), fertile, well-draining soil, and evenly applied moisture. ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31 Cherry tomatoes often remain productive in very hot weather when the blossoms of larger-fruited varieties call it quits and drop off. As to how much water is needed depends both on the rainfall received and the type of soil. With fast-draining soil, one needs to water often if the weather’s been dry. But before watering, check the soil for dryness – down a bit, not just the surface. If the foliage looks limp – as I often do after a full day in the gardens you’ve neglected them too long. Once your cherry tomato plants are established and around a foot tall, I’d encourage mulching them with compost. Just as in familial situations, strong support is important! Plant-wise, prune the vines to two or three major branches. I prefer caging inside a rounded portion concrete re-enforcing wire “screen” which allows good air circulation and easy access to the fruit. But, make sure you stake them firmly into the ground. Those wimpy inverted conical cages sold commercially all too often bend and may collapse under the weight of mature plants with all those yummy “maters’. Beyond standing by the bush and simply savoring them on the spot as I do, a bit more cultured yet simple - way to enjoy them is to roast ‘em in a pan with a little garlic, salt and pepper. Or, as mix with chopped onion, fresh basil, fresh mozzarella, balsamic vinegar, olive oil, and a bit of salt. Now that is one heck of a great tomato salad! (Now that I’ve fully warmed to the subject, next week we’ll discuss growth of tomatoes as a whole.) In Manzanillo, visit Ola Brisa Gardens, Tommy and Patty’s verdant, multiterraced tropical paradise nestled on a hill overlooking the magnificent vista of Santiago Bay. Leisurely meander its curved, paved path, experiencing, first hand, a delicious array of palms, plants and flowers from all over the world. Or, e-mail questions to him at olabrisa@gmail.com SATURDAY 25 ISSUE 240 | MAY - 2013 FRIDAY 31