September 10, 2015
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September 10, 2015
“What a Drag!” kicks off at the Custom House Museum with a gala opening Friday, Sept. 18. The special exhibit presents a colorful, zoomed-in view of Key West’s famed drag queens and the men—like cover model Sushi/Gary Marion—who embody them. WHAT’S HAPPENING ONSTAGE Red Barn’s new season has arrived B uilding on its 36-year history of bringing the best of the old and the new to its Key West stage, e Red Barn eatre will take its patrons on a world tour in its new season from an 1800’s Russian village through a small island off of Ireland, to a luxury hotel in 1940s Hollywood, a quaint B&B in the Poconos, and finally to Barbra Streisand’s basement in Malibu. And that’s just the mainstage plays. ere will also be special events that will brighten the stage with musical offerings that includes the popular country-tinged Conchs, Cowboys and Tales of Old Key West; a warm, personal evening of song featuring the mother-daughter team of Camille Toler and her multi-talented daughter Erika Monet Butters; another four nights of funny and entertaining Skivvies, New York’s hottest cabaret act. Season subscriptions available now for all mainstage shows; individual tick- ets purchased, redbarntheatre.com Season kicks off with “Fools,” a crazy, fun fable by Neil Simon set in an idyllic Russian hamlet in the 1800s whose inhabitants have been inflicted with chronic stupidity because of long-standing curse. Hilarious from the first word, the play runs Dec. 15 to Jan. 9 and stars a cast of 10 of Key West’s top actors directed by Joy Hawkins. Next up, “Scott & Hem” by Mark St. Germain, Jan. 15-30, and starring and directed by Carbonell Award winners Tom Wahl (who knocked audiences out with recent performances in “I Am My Own Wife” and “Clark Gable Slept Here”) and Gregg Wiener. e story chronicles a reported meeting in 1940s Hollywood between two titans of American letters—F. Scott Fitzgerald and Earnest Hemingway—with Hemingway 2 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 doing his best to undermine Fitzgerald’s attempts to write a screenplay. “Buyer & Cellar” by Jonathan Tolan follows the trials and tribulations of a young man hired to be the clerk in the “basement mall” of Barbra Streisand’s home where Babs is the only customer. Running Feb. 9 to March 12, the play was one of the biggest hits in New York last year and stars Nick Cearley, half of the smash musical group, “e Skivvies.” And since Cearley will be in town, why not bring “e Skivvies” with him? e red-hot New York cabaret act that features Cearley and partner Lauren Molina doing hilarious mash-ups of every kind of musical genre while standing only in their underwear, will have a special four-night-only run Feb. 12-15. | Continued on page 24 KEY NEWS Transient license deal withdrawn by Simonton condo developer BY PRU SOWERS KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER Developers of 20 luxury condominiums in the 100 block of Simonton Street have withdrawn their proposal to change a previous agreement with Key West City Commissioners that barred the units from being used as transient short-term rentals. e Brytex Group, a McLean, Va., developer that purchased the unbuilt project in January for $6.8 million, had come before city commissioners three times in July and August to ask that a 2008 agreement with the previous project owner be set aside. at agree- 100 years. But city commissioners balked at that deal at the Aug. 18 meeting, sending their original proposal for six new units of affordable housing back to Brytex. at proposal was rejected by the developer in a letter to city officials. “at item is withdrawn at the request of the applicant,” City Manager Jim Scholl told commissioners at the Sept. 1 meeting, where they were scheduled to vote on the transient license request. In their letter, Brytex managers Jeffrey Dierman and eodore Georgelas blamed local residents, several of whom had vocally opposed the proposed license change, for not understanding what ment promised that the condos would never be allowed to be used for shortterm, transient vacation rentals. Unwilling to overturn a previous restriction on the project, commissioners tried a little horse trading, asking Brytex to build six affordable housing units in return for agreeing to allow the desirable transient licenses, which would add to the value of the 20 condos that Brytex hopes to sell for $1.6 million each. Brytex, through local planner Owen Trepanier, who is working with the group, had offered to obtain six existing housing units—as opposed to building new ones—in Key West or Stock Island and deed restrict them as affordable for Point Break Cigars Key West 305.295.6110 pointbreakcigars.com 3 Locations: 600 Duval 921 Duval 403 Greene The Only Keey Lime Pie Cigga in the World™ ™ 3 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 Brytex was offering. “We fear the misinformed public has voiced their objections so loudly that it has muddied the waters on what we were actually proposing,” Dierman and Georgelas wrote. If the public was misinformed, then so was City Planner addeus Cohen, who called Brytex’s housing offer “verbal gymnastics” and said commissioners would be creating a new loophole if they agreed to the deal. “It’s about adding to the housing stock. ey [developers] need to just say they are not interested in adding to the housing stock,” he said at the Aug. 18 | Continued on page 22 CITY NEWS september 10-16,2015 Published Weekly Vol. 5 No. 37 PUBLISHER/EDITOR Guy deBoer NEWS WRITERS Pru Sowers, C.S. Gilbert, Terry Schmida PHOTOGRAPHERS Larry E. Blackburn, Ralph De Palma DESIGN Dawn deBoer, Julie Scorby PHOTOSHOP TECH JT Thompson CONTRIBUTORS Guy deBoer Key News Rick Boettger The Big Story Louis Petrone Key West Lou Matt Dukes Jordan The Happiest Hour Robin Mayer It’s Your Environment Roxanne E. Fleszar Your Financial Future Ian Brockway Tropic Sprockets C.S. Gilbert Culture Vulture Ralph De Palma Soul of Key West Harry Schroeder High Notes Morgan Kidwell Kids’ Korner Diane Johnson In Review Tim Weaver Bonehead Island ADVERTISING 305.296.1630 Susan Kent|305.849.1595 susan.kent@gmail.com Sarah Sandnes|305.731.3223 konklifesandnes@gmail.com Advertising Deadline Every Friday PRINT-READY advertising materials due by Friday every week for next issue of KONK Life. Ad Dimensions Horizontal and Vertical: Full, 1/2, 1/3, 1/4, 1/8 page, bizcard Halloween trick or treating stays unmoved BY PRU SOWERS KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER Good news, Key West kids. Halloween is staying where it is. An effort to move the candy collection portion of Halloween to Nov. 1, so as not to strain city emergency services because the Fantasy Fest parade falls on the same night this year, failed to win support from a majority of city commissioners, who deadlocked on the issue with a 3-3 vote. Without a majority, the resolution failed. Commissioner Mark Rossi was absent from the meeting. City Manager Jim Scholl originally proposed the resolution, which urged local families to have their children go trick or treating on Sunday, Nov. 1, the day after the 2015 Fantasy Fest ends. Concerned that the scheduling conflict would “interfere with children’s safety and enjoyment of Halloween,” Scholl proposed that kids voluntarily hold off their door-to-door sugar demands for 24 hours. But that did not sit well with at least one of the potentially affected. “How are Key West residents supposed to buy drinks and food at Fantasy Fest and then buy candy the next day for all the kids who go trick or treating,” asked Mia Story, a 12-year-old Halloween purist who spoke at the Sept. 1 city commission meeting. “Leave it alone,” agreed the Rev. Randy Becker. Getting It Right “Honor the fact that kids look forward all year to Halloween, not the day after Halloween. Please don’t do this.” Commission Billy Wardlow was also upset at the idea of moving Halloween, saying the families in his District 3 are planning on keeping the Oct. 31 sacrosanct. “We damn well better have police and fire protection out there . . . or there’s going to be hell to pay. We say we’re going to take care of our children. Well, take care of them, damn it,” he said to applause at the commission meeting. Commissioner Teri Johnston deflected criticism of Scholl for the proposal, saying he was only doing his job to protect the health and safety of the community. “It is a recommendation” not a forced trick or treat rescheduling, she pointed out. “Families are going to do what they will do.” And most of the trick or treating takes place in New Town and away from the parade, which is watched by tens of thousands of revelers, she added. “No one is trying to stop the kids from having a good time and only thinking about tourists,” added Mayor Craig Cates, responding to one complaint that the city is protecting the revenueproducing Fantasy Fest at the peril of sugar-crazed children. “I’d be remiss if I didn’t warn there are added dangers at this time of year, on that night.” Cates, Johnston and Commissioner Jimmy Weekly voted to ask for the rescheduling. Wardlow and Commissioners Clayton Lopez and Tony Yaniz voted to deny it. “In my district, they’re going to celebrate it whether we urge them to or not,” said District 4’s Yaniz. “So you know what? Happy Halloween.” n n More page 11 In last week’s Konk Life edition [Sept. 9] the cover incorrectly stated the location of the Key West Chamber of Commerce “Business After Hours” which was held at the Reach Resort. Konk Life regrets the error. Ad Submissions JPG, TIFF, PDF — digital formats only Send to production@konklife.com CIRCULATION Kavon Desilus ASSISTANT Ben Neff ASSISTANT KONK Life is published weekly by KONK Communications Network in Key West, Fla. Editorial materials may not be reproduced without written permission from the network. KONK Communications Network (305) 296-1630 • Key West, Florida www.konklife.com 4 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 COUNTY NEWS n More on page 22 School health program finds funds, eyes City of Key West’s BF funds BY TERRY SCHMIDA KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER e Florida Keys Area Health Education Center (AHEC) is slowly making its popular School Health Primary Care Program whole, a spoonful of sugar at a time. e scheme has segued into its second year, only to see hard-won funding of $100,000, which was passed by the dysfunctional state legislature, vetoed by Gov. Rick Scott. e Board of County Commissioners (BOCC) voted unanimously at its July 15 meeting to allow AHEC to re-purpose a $50,000 grant, in order to keep the plan alive, but denied the organization’s CEO Michael Cunningham his request for an additional $20,000. “I have no problem allowing Mr. Cunningham to swap his money from one segment to the other,” Commissioner Sylvia Murphy said at the time. “I have a problem with the $20,000, not because it’s a lot of money, but because there are probably 40 other non- profits out there who, in one way or another don’t have this year what they were counting on or what they had last year.” Ultimately, Murphy and her colleagues urged Cunningham to look to alternate sources to make up the difference, including city governments and the school district itself. AHEC chief took the message to heart and made a successful pitch for financial assistance at the Marathon City Council’s Aug. 25 meeting. In the event, some members echoed similar concerns to the BOCC, but ultimately voted unanimously to slide Cunningham $10,000 from its reserve funds, in recognition of the program’s benefits to area students and their families. “e concern is that it becomes a yearly thing,” Councilman Richard Keating said at the meeting. “We have the funds for this . . . we could just write a check.” Cunningham also managed to wrangle $100,000 in cash and no-cost clinic sites from the School District. | Continued on page 22 Leadership Monroe County readies for Class XXIII Leadership Monroe County, the educational non-profit community leadership organization, holds its 24 years of programs with the selection of Class XXIV. e Key West Chamber of Commerce developed Leadership Monroe County in 1992 to address the rapidly changing needs and concerns of the county, develop a group of well-educated leaders, and help guide the community in a positive direction. e organization e program is aimed at residents who are active in leadership roles within the private sector, government, or community organizations. rough a series of one- and two-day sessions over seven months, participants examine fundamental public and private segments throughout the county to inform and help them make quality leadership decisions which they can incorporate into their respective companies and organizations, and also provide the environment came under the umbrella of the Community Foundation of the Florida Keys in 2006 with Class XV and in 2010 established itself as an independent non-profit governed by a county-wide 18-member Board of Directors. Present officers are elected LMC alumni president Henry Rosenthal, vice-president Jody Gross, secretary Jodi Weinhofer, and treasurer Lisa Knowles, with Program Coordinator Michael Shields. 5 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 for mutual awareness on issues which class members confront. Sessions begin Oct. 9-10 in Key West with subsequent monthly classes throughout the Keys, culminating with graduation in April 2016. Led by experts and the heads of the respective fields surveyed, classes this year focus on the tourism industry and the Keys economy, environmental issues from the Everglades to the reefs, the state | Continued on page 22 KEY WEST LOU COMMENTARY Tennessee Williams . . . a love BY LOUIS PETRONE KONK LIFE COLUMNIST Merlo was Williams’ crutch. e 14 years the two lived together were the happiest and most productive of Williams’ career. Williams introduced a new style writing. His works portrayed life as it was. In all its rawness. He introduced sex into writing more than had been done in the past. Not the Fifty Shades of Gray type. ere was a sense of the sexual involved in the relationships. at sense was more than previous writers of consequence had portrayed. Williams was also a swift writer. His talent amazing. From mind to pen to paper. Almost instantaneously. During the Williams/Merlo years together, Williams writings were the best produced during his lifetime. Many plays. Some made into movies for which he wrote the scripts. He also wrote scripts solely for movies. A slew of short stories. One major novel. Major works included e Glass Menagerie, A Streetcar Named Desire, e Rose Tattoo, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Orpheus Descending, Suddenly Last Summer, Sweet Bird of Youth, Period of Adjustment, and e Night of the Iguana. Familiar to all of us. Turned out by Williams at the rate generally of one per year. tion the show piece of the neighborhood. During the Williams/Merlo years, the house was not the show piece it is today. e two men lived modestly and ennessee Williams was gay. had little concern with tidiness. A well known fact. Williams had a sister. Rose. She was During his life, he had two great mentally challenged. She lived in Key loves. One short lived. e other, 14 West for a while on Von Phister Street. years. It is the longer of the two I am She spent many years in mental instituwriting about. e reason is that during tions. the 14-year relationship, Williams did Rose’s mental condition affected his best work. Williams badly throughout his life. Frank Merlo was Williams’ lover and Williams and Merlo had an apartpartner. ey met and fell in love the ment in New York City. However, Key spring of 1949. Merlo was younger. West was home and they Good looking. Of Sicilian spent considerable time in the heritage. An occasional actor. house on Duncan Street. A U.S. Navy World War II Merlo acted as Williams veteran. personal secretary. He asWilliams first visited Key sumed responsibility for doWest in 1941. His regard for mestic housekeeping tasks. Key West was instant. He He provided happiness and loved Key West. stability which balanced out Along the way, he purWilliams’ frequent bouts with chased a home at 1431 Dundepression. can St. It was his permanent Merlo was a constant comresidence from 1948 to 1983. fort to Williams. Something LOU Merlo lived with Williams he needed. Williams was a PETRONE in the house from 1949 to schizophrenic. His constant COLUMNIST 1963. e house still stands. fear was that he would fall e home has been owned by into insanity. As his sister a couple from the Midwest for many Rose had. years. It is well kept and without ques- T e novel was e Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone. Williams would not have produced so much and of such quality were it not for the relationship which existed between Williams and Merlo. e relationship became unsteady in 1962 and 1963. Both were guilty of increasing infidelities and drug use. Williams and Merlo parted in 1963. Soon thereafter, Merlo was diagnosed with inoperable lung cancer. Some say Williams personally took care of Merlo till he died. Others, that he took care of Merlo till he could take it no more and left Merlo in other responsible hands. Although Williams’ life became increasingly difficult towards the end of his relationship with Merlo, it skyrocketed downward after his death. Williams suffered catatonic depression, used drugs increasingly, and was committed on occasion to mental health facilities. Williams became dependent on prescription drugs. He received Dr. Freegood injections to overcome his depression and relieve his insomnia. e injections were sort of one shot takes care of multiple problems. e downhill slide was mental and physical. He appeared on talk shows till his responses frequently became | Continued on page 22 KONK ONK Life Liife News News Hour Hou ur” “K Ra ad dio FM104. di dio FM104 4.9 on the X Radio September Noon Su un nday ay, S eptte ept ember 6 @ N em oon. premiers Sunday, Hosted by Guy deBoer, KONK Life’s Managing Editor & Publisher. We’ll have all the local news that affects your life, your family, your business and our community! 6 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 ELECTIONS Profile McPherson hopes timing right for his ideas Former Key West Mayor Morgan McPherson runs for the District 2 Key West City Commission seat. | Courtesy of MORGAN McPHERSON BY PRU SOWERS KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER Timing, at least when it comes to politics, has rarely been on Morgan McPherson’s side. In the last 11 years, the current candidate for the District 2 Key West City Commission seat has run six campaigns for a wide assortment of political offices, losing four of those local and state races to more popular candidates who happened to run that year. Even in the two races he did win, back-to-back campaigns for mayor of Key West in 2005 and 2009, timing was a problem. ree weeks after he first became mayor in 2005, Hurricane Wilma hit the Keys, causing extensive damage. “at was trial not by fire but by deep water,” McPherson says about the steep learning curve he had to climb less than a month into his first elected term. But when he ran for a third term as mayor, timing intervened again. e high-profile trial of former Monroe County School Superintendent Randy Acevedo, a friend of McPherson’s, overshadowed his campaign, particularly when he asked a judge for leniency in sentencing the school chief, who had been convicted in connection with the theft of more than $413,000 in taxpayer funds. | Continued on page 20 7 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 COMMUNITY NEWS Campaign signs answered Now that election season is in full swing, candidate signs are all over Key West. City of Key West reminds residents that all candidates deserve the right to campaign. However, signs must be placed on private property, not on the public right of way. And signs on private property belong to that property owner, which means only the property owner can remove them. Key West citizens urged to respect the democratic process and people who have stepped up to run for public office. Anyone with questions or concerns about sign placement or unauthorized removal of signs can call the city’s public information officer, Alyson Crean, (305) 809-1058. n INFO cityofkeywest-fl.gove Sunset Cottages commended Mayor Craig Cates recently commended Sunset Key Cottages, a Luxury Collection Resort, for its recognition as the No. 1 resort in the continental United States and No. 8 worldwide by Travel and Leisure magazine. e honor was determined in the magazine’s 20th annual reader survey. “A secluded escape with unrivaled amenities minutes from the renowned activities and energy of Key West, Sunset Key features 40 custom-designed two-, three- and four-bedroom cottages, boutique spa with private treatment suites, exclusive beach, waterfront dining, tropical swimming pool and tennis courts,” reads the mayor’s commendation. “e resort joined Starwood’s Luxury Collection portfolio in March, continuing to upgrade luxury guest services, and will announce enhanced amenities and facilities later this year. Poised on an easily accessible islet in the Gulf of Mexico, Sunset Key provides a one-of-a-kind setting for extraordinary experiences.” n 8 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 It’s a Tropical Extravaganza n Sept. 12 A committee of St. Paul’s Episcopal Church takes advantage of an opportunity to host “Tropical Extravaganza” in the sanctuary. All the pews have been taken out of the sanctuary for restoration—they will be back at the end of September. e 194-year-old church is in constant need of restoration. e committee has taken on the challenge of raising $55,000 to preserve and protect the stained glass windows facing Duval Street. (St. Paul’s has the largest collection of stained glass windows on the island. e Tree of Jesse Genealogy Window, created in 1920, depicts the genealogy of Jesus’s earthly family (Matthew 1:1-17). eme is among the earliest in stained glass art history, developed in France in the 12th century. ere are 2,000-plus pieces of glass in the three panels. e community can become a major sponsor in exchange for a $2,500 tax deductible contribution. Sponsorship includes wine, dinner and dancing at a reserved table for 10 and acknowledgement in the program. Attendees pay $50 for an evening of dinner and dancing. Tropical Extravaganza is 6–10 p.m. Saturday, Sept. 12. n INFO (305) 292-0031 WHAT’S HAPPENING What’s going on? Fantasy Fest’s Galactic Carnival 2015 King & Queen candidate schedule Ongoing Events • Drag Queen Bingo, 801 Cabaret Every Sunday through Oct. 12, 5 p.m.—Bingo at 801 Bourbon divides proceeds equally among the candidates. All Candidates • Aqua Idol every Tuesday through Oct. 20, 6–8 p.m.—Support the candidates’ singers at Aqua Nightclub, 711 Duval St. Help the singer raise the most money for candidate. Monies donated to AIDS Help. Free to attend. All Candidates All Candidate Events • Saturday, Sept. 26, 8 a.m. Red Shirt Run 5K Run/Walk at White Street Pier. Refreshments, raffle, limited amount of red thundersticks and red shirt run shirts given out. Awards to 5k runners: overall male and female winners, masters male and female winners, age group awards; 3 deep, male and female. Two: 9 and under, 10–14, 15-19 and 10-year-old age group to 70+ 5K walkers male and female, 1st, 2nd and 3rd. Race begins White Street Pier at Key West AIDS Memorial corner of White and Atlantic Boulevard, north on Atlantic, right on Bertha Street, left onto South Roosevelt along Smathers Beach | Continued on page 11 Upclose & personal Drag queen Sushi reveals inside scoop! n Sept. 18 reception many locals and CNN news watchers already know, Key West’s beloved drag queen Sushi is synonymous with a glittering red shoe and the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve. Some have also had the pleasure of enjoying one of her nightly cabaret performances, witnessing her gorgeously done-up face, spectacular handmade dresses and exuberant persona. But make no mistake. e House Queen of 801 is anything but a queen bee. Like most of the drag queens or members of the Key West LBGQT community, Sushi is always hard at work, often donating her time and talents to community organizations in need. We caught up with her while she was in New York City prepping for Fashion Week as a runway stylist and model fitter to get the inside scoop of life in drag and a sneak peek into the upcoming Key West Art & Historical Society exhibit— ”What a Drag!” opens Friday, Sept. 18—in which she and other queens will be celebrated. What’s in a name? From Soy Sauce to Sushi: A “My friend put me in real drag and said, ‘You can’t go as Soy Sauce. You’re too fishy (a drag term for girly, or queens that look like real women),” says Marion. “So he named me Sushi.” In two short years, Sushi was performing at Portland’s City Night Club wearing bullet bras, a corset, and sixinch heels, forever transformed into the glamorous drag queen we know and love today. e boy name/girl name etiquette: “Some people don’t like to be called their drag name when they’re dressed as a boy, but I don’t care. Most people call me Sushi and don’t even know my real Sushi started her career 35 years ago in Portland, Ore., at age 17, when the New Wave scene and Boy George took her by storm. At that time, she was known as Gary Marion or Soy Sauce, wearing Esprit sweaters and flats. 9 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 name.” How long does it take you to put on your make-up? “I’ve got my face down—it takes about 30 minutes. For New Year’s, it takes about an hour. It takes about an hour from boy to girl for most drag queens to make the transformation. at’s putting the wig on, the dress and the makeup.” Approximately how much do you spend on makeup, wigs and costumes a year? “Easily thousands of dollars. My New Year’s Eve outfits cost a thousand | Continued on page 18 IN REVIEW ‘I’ll play acoustic guitar in a sideways rain if I have to. I never cancel.’ ith Tropical Storm Erika whipping up surf and seas and an unpredictable wobbling path complicating trajectory predictions, famed Hawaii-based prosurfer turned musician Donavon Frankenreiter and his band wheeled towards Key West for the final performance of their 2015 U.S. mainland East coast tour. “I’ll play acoustic guitar in a sideways rain if I have to. I never cancel,” said Frankenreiter, the day before he was to perform at Fort East Martello. “It’ll take an act of God to keep me from playing this show.” On Sunday, the weather gods delivered a pukalani—Hawaiian for “hole in the sky,” and while surrounding areas experienced heavy rains, a crowd of several hundred rain-booted and barefooted revelers partied relatively rain-free to the acoustic sounds of the “mustachioed maestro.” Produced by Key West Art & Historical Society in partnership with Key West Concerts, portions of the concert’s proceeds, which was sponsored in part by Pirate Radio, Florida Keys Media, We Cycle, Ecoscapes, Help Yourself, Shipyard Brewing, and WonderDog Productions, will help support KWAHS's community outreach and educational programs. n W Keith and Samara McDonald (Above) Donavon Frankenreiter (foreground) Matt Grundy (background). (Below) Key West Art & Historical Society staff and volunteers: Alice Barton, Addie Unuvar, Christina Sloan, Christine Nottage, Mary Readel, John Readel, and Shawn Cowles. n More photos, page 12 10 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 Effie Ford, Lea Moeller, Barb Sage, Marie Fialova and Marky Pierson welcome concertgoers to Fort East Martello. Key West Art & Historical Society Executive Director Michael Gieda and son Kearney. COMMUNITY NEWS position in charge of Special Investigations Division. To replace Holroyd in Special Investigations, Sgt. James Norman will be promoted to that lieutenant’s position. He previously held the position of sergeant in charge of the Major Crimes Unit. Bureau of Corrections Commander, Major Tommy Taylor will be retiring from his position. He was given the honorary title of lieutenant colonel. Appointed to replace him as major is Tim Age, currently captain of the bureau. Two current corrections lieutenants, Jon Crane and Anne Sweeney, will be promoted to the rank of captain; Capt. Crane will run the corrections operations at the main jail facility; Capt. Sweeney will be in charge of administrative operations. Only one of the vacant lieutenant positions will be filled. e other will be eliminated. e new lieutenant position will be filled by promotion of Detention Sgt. Todd Silvers. ese moves leave two vacant sergeant positions which will be filled in coming weeks. n Firehouse Museum calls First Responsers n Sept. 11 e Key West Firehouse Museum, 1024 Grinnell St., in cooperation with Key West Fire Department invite First Responders and the community to attend its annual September 11 remembrance at 8:30 a.m. with a gathering before and after. ere will be a brief Blessing of the Helmets ceremony for any First Responder who would like to participate. To contribute to this, event, contact the museum, (305) 849-0678. n Sheriff’s Office makes staff changes CANDIDATE SCHEDULE Sheriff Rick Ramsay recently announced several promotions to fill existing and upcoming vacancies in his law enforcement and corrections bureaus. Col. Bill Cameron recently retired leaving the position of second-in-command vacant at the Sheriff’s Office. To fill the position, Sheriff Ramsay promoted Law Enforcement Bureau Chief Major Lou Caputo to the rank of colonel. To fill Caputo’s position in charge of the Bureau of Law Enforcement, Sheriff Ramsay promoted long-time Capt. Chad Scibilia, who previously headed up the Professional Standards Division, commanding the Internal Affairs Unit and the Law Enforcement Accreditation Unit. To fill Scibilia’s shoes, Sheriff Ramsay promoted Lt. Lee Ann Holroyd to Captain of Professional Standards. Holroyd will be moving from her | Continued from page 9 and back to White Street Pier. Miles and kilometers marked. Pre-race packet pickup, 5-7 p.m. Friday, Sept. 26, across from the White Street Pier, 1801 White St. Race Day check-in starts 6:30 a.m. Registration online available, redshirtrun.com or contact Jeremy, (305) 440-2300 or Beth, 747-8563. All Candidates • Friday, Oct. 23, 6–10 p.m.— Coronation Ball “Galactic Carnival” at Southernmost Beach Café, 1405 Duval St. $10 admission gets two free votes. $60 reserved seating includes two votes and buffet. VIP seating reservations. All Candidates n INFO AIDSHelp.cc Left to right: James Norman, Lee Ann Holroyd, Chad Scibilia, Lou Caputo, Tim Age, Sheriff Ramsay, Tommy Taylor, Anne Sweeney, Jon Crane and Todd Silvers. 11 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 KEY BUSINESS COMMUNITY BRIEFS KEY WEST Keys’ childcare affordability, availability for families n Sept. 11 e Florida Keys Children’s Group meets 10 a.m. to noon Friday, Sept.11 at Marathon Government Center, 2798 Overseas Hwy. Author brings Key West message to conference With top scientists, engineers, astronauts and quantum physicists from around the world, Key West-based author and educator Mike Mongo will be a presenter at Starship Congress summit of deep space science organizations. Mongo will introduce attendees to “Space is for Everyone,” an organization the author is co-founding with Sirius FX founder Martine Rothblatt and futurist organization | NICK DOLL Kurzweil AI. Dedicated to fostering inclusion and Mike Mongo diversity in space and science-related professions, Space is for Everyone is inspired by Key West’s One Human Family message co-sponsored by Key West Gay & Les- 12 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 Topic of this meeting will be childcare availability and affordability for families in the Keys. e Florida Keys Children’s Group, serving under the Monroe County Community Alliance, meets quarterly to facilitate communication and integration of services for children and families in Monroe County; makes information available that supports children’s needs accessible to other professionals; and identifies and addresses unmet needs in our communities. is meeting is open to all professionals who work in a field related to children. If interested in attending the meeting or have questions, call Leah Stockton, Community Liaison at Florida Keys Healthy Start Coalition, (305) 293-8424. n INFO KeysHealthyStart.org bian Community Center. Mongo is the author of “e Astronaut Instruction Manual.” He is a well-known space science educator. “Developed largely by the creative mind of Mike Mongo, Icarus Interstellar’s Starship Congress is the world’s largest deep space exploration conference in the world,“ says Icarus Interstellar president, Dr. Andreas Tziolas. “With the support shown by Key West GLCC and Mr. Mongo, we developed the conference to produce essential research through this year’s Interstellar Hackathon. By examining the culture in a future era where interplanetary travel throughout our solar system is commonplace, we are discovering the value of diversity, equality and understanding in our world today. “Mike Mongo has been instrumental in comprehending and proliferating this very Key West message: ‘Space is the place for everyone.’ ” Starship Congress is Sept. 4-5 at Drexel University in Philadelphia, Pa. For more information about Starship Congress, starshipcongress@icarusinterstellar.org WHAT’S HAPPENING Schooner Wharf Bar Eric Stone and the Electrolytes Schooner Wharf Bar 202 Williams St., 292-3302 n Thursday 0910 Captain Josh Duo 7-11pm Rock, beach, country, and original music. Energetic, entertaining show filled with music trivia and fun singalongs. Capt Josh also a licensed boat captain who entertains with his colorful lyrics and salty tales from the sea. Friday-Saturday 0911-12 Eric Stone & Electrolytes 7pm-Midnight Sunday 0913 The Doerfels 7-11pm Popular Doerfels is no ordinary family band. Five brothers seasoned performers, playing together for over 15 years. Although their roots are in bluegrass, branched out into other music genres: Contemporary, classic rock, country, alternative, and pop all performed in a unique style that's all their own. Monday 0914 Eric Stone 7-11pm Songwriter and performer Eric Stone— appealing vocals. Tuesday 0916 Tom Taylor 7-11pm Wednesday 0916 The Bahamas Boyz 7-11pm Keith Ricks and Chris Case: island sound, Motown, funk, rock and blues. 14 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 Schooner Wharf Bar Eric Stone Smokin’ Tuna 4 Charles St., (305) 517-6350 n Thursday 0910 Jennifer Cordney & Cougers 5pm Caffeine Carl & Friends 9pm Friday-Saturday 09-12 Mike Broward 2pm Joal Rush 5pm Caffeine Carl & Friends 9pm Sunday 0913 Currie W. Clayton 5pm Joal Rush & Friends 9pm Monday 0914 Nick Norman 5pm Caffeine Carl & The Buzz 9pm | Continued on page 16 Jennifer Cordney & Cougers 5 p.m. Thursday Caffeine Carl 9 p.m. Thursday-Saturday and Monday! WHAT’S HAPPENING Smokin’ Tuna Hog’s Breath The Coal Men | Continued from page 14 Tuesday 0915 Nick Norman 5pm Key Lime Pirates 9pm Wednesday 0916 Nick Norman 5pm Tackle Box 9pm Hog’s Breath Saloon 400 Front St., (305) 296-4222 n Thursday-Sunday 0910-13 Sister Speak 1-5pm David Mead and Tommy Keenum 5:30-9:30pm Music includes the Beatles, The Police, Rufus Wainwright. Sister Funk 10pm Nation's hottest allfemale band plays commercial Hog’s Breath pop/rock, similar Sister Speak in sound and style to artists Pink, Maroon Five. Monday-Sunday 0914-20 Cliff Cody 5:30-9:30pm West Texas singer-songwriter Cliff Cody—soulful voice and storytelling style of writing. “Chasin Whiskey,” Cody’s first recorded cut, recognized as a highlight of Julie Roberts’ album “Men and Mascara” by Rolling Stone. 16 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 Hog’s Breath Sister Funk Since first playing the Key West Songwriters Festival a few years ago, Cody has become a favorite and regular performer in the Keys. The Coal Men 10pm-2am Dave Coleman’s Nashville smart-rock band. Dave Colman recently played solo for the mid-shift on the Hog’s outdoor stage, original music and a whole lot of rock ‘n’ roll. The bands late-night fans have ask for more of the popular Nashville band. Band’s CD “Nowhere’s Too Far” called an eclectic rock record that’s a raucous as Saturday night in East Nashville. Band’s new release, “Escalator,” is out. | Continued on page 17 WHAT’S HAPPENING La Te Da Chicago’s 610 Greene St., (305) 741-7891 www.chicagoskw.com n Happy Hour: Mon-Fri 3:30-6:30pm Monday-Thursday Amandah Jantzen, 4:30-7:30pm Tuesday-Thursday 3sum, 8-11:30pm Friday The Boys, 7-8pm 3sum, 8-11:30pm Saturday Amandah Jantzen, 5:30-7:30pm 3sum, 8-11:30pm Sunday Robert Albury, 4-6pm Moose, 8-11:30pm Monday Moose, 8-11:30pm The Green Room 501 Greene St., (305) 741-7300 www.greenroomkeywest.com n Thursday 0910 Anthony Picone 10pm Friday 0911 TBA 5pm David Warren 10pm Saturday 0912 davBig Daddy Rich 5pm David Warren 10pm Monday-Tuesday 0914-15 Jason Lamson 8pm Wednesday 0916 Jason Lamson 3:30pm Robert Douglas 8pm Bottlecap Lounge 1128 Simonton St., (305) 296-2807 www.bottlecapkeywest.com n Thursday 10pm Pool Tournament Friday 5-8pm Tips benefit nonprofits. Saturday 10pm Latin Night; DJ JC Productions Sunday 10pm Pool Tournament Tuesday 10pm House Music DJ 1125 Duval St., (305) 296-6706 n Sunday 0913, 20, 27 Tea Dance 4-6:30pm Key West’s infamous Tea Dance. Music with resident DJs Rude Girl and Molly Blue. Pinchers n 712 Duval St., (305) 440-2179 Carl Hatley 1-5pm Bobby Enloe 1-5pm Carter Moore 7-11pm Square Grouper / The Square Grouper/ My New Joint Lounge 22658 Overseas Hwy., Cudjoe Key (305) 745-8880 www.squaregrouperbarandgrill.com www.mynewjoint420lounge.com n Thursday 0903 Ericson Holt 7-11 pm Friday 0904 Brian Roberts 7-11pm Saturday 0905 Michelle Dravis 8pm-Midnight The Pier House at the Beach Bar, One Duval, (305) 296-4600 n Thursday Brian Noon-3p Friday Alfonse Noon-3pm Joel 4-7pm Saturday Alfonse Noon-3pm Sunday Amandah Noon-3pm Monday Rob Noon-3pm Tueday Tom Taylor Noon-3pm Rob 4-7pm Wednesday Rob Noon-3pm Tom Taylor 4-7pm 17 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 Gary Marion as Sushi KWAHS | Drag queen exhibit | Continued from page 9 dollars, with all the fabric and time I put in. I’ve made every New Year’s Eve outfit except for three in the last 17 years.” Do you have a current favorite dress or accessory? “My favorite dress is going to be at the Custom House exhibit. It’s an Oriental dress I made from two old wedding kimonos I got online from a vintage kimono company in Tokyo. I LOVE it.” In the land of flip-flops, how high are your high heels? “My highest heels are seven inches. My standards are six inches.” Any secret tips you apply to your getting-ready repertoire? “Don’t drink beforehand.” Can you talk a little about the charity work you do? “I do a lot of charity work. For Fantasy Fest, I donate my services to people who run for King and Queen to make outfits for them. If they buy the fabric, I make the outfit. I do the same thing for the Queen Mother; I always donate a beautiful gown.” Sushi rarely gets paid to appear at events surrounding these and other fundraising efforts for organizations that 18 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 include AIDS Help, Visiting Nurse Association & Hospice of the Florida Keys, Helpline, Metropolitan Community Church, the Leukemia Society, Wildlife Rescue of the Florida Keys, and the local SPCA, so her time and entertainment talents are also donated. Do you have time for any other hobbies or work? “I manage the 801 cabaret. My hobby is sewing. It’s a good thing I love to sew. It’s a pretty good fit.” Is there a drag queen myth you’d like to debunk? “We’re not all feminine. A lot of us are butch out of drag.” Can you riff on a few things drag queens know? Truisms of sorts? “My slogan when I am signing something is “Life is a drag without you.” But truisms— no. I’m just like everyone else.” Just like everyone else? But what about the larger-than-life personality you’ve created? Do you feel like that person all the time? “Well that’s Sushi! Oh, no- that takes all the makeup, the heels… I really don’t feel like I’m in drag until I put my lipstick on.” he September 18 gala at the Custom House Museum, 281 Front Street, Key West, opens to the general public 67:30 p.m. with a suggested donation of $10. KWAHS members: VIP access 5:30-6:00 p.m. Guests mingle with some of Key West’s famous drag queens. “What a Drag!” runs until Dec. 2, sponsored by Aqua Bar & Nightclub, Key West Business Guild, Leather Master of Key West and Monkey Apple Art Factory. Items, artifacts and more are on loan from 801 Cabaret, Bourbon Street and the Queens of Key West. Exhibit will layer in special events and programs as Halloween and Fantasy Fest approach; stay tuned to KWAHS.org About the exhibit, call KWAHS Curator Cori Convertito, (305) 295-6616, Ext. 112 or visit WWW.KWAHS.ORG. To become a member, contact Gerri Sidoti, gsidoti@KWAHS.org, or call (305) 295-6616, Ext.106. n A INFO KWAHS.org IN THE LOWER KEYS Not without my family As his loved ones languish, Mike Petro waits for politicians to act BY TERRY SCHMIDA KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER ug. 31 was supposed to be a special day for Mike Petro. e Key West Realtor’s had been informed by representatives of the government of Turkmenistan, that by the end of the month his wife Aziza, their daughter Mercedes, 11, and their son Michael, 4, would be boarding a plane for the long slog home from the remote Central Asian nation. Instead, Petro received the frustrating news that, once again, his family was still being refused permission to leave the land of his wife’s birth, as they have for weeks now, regardless of their U.S. citizenship. Moreover, Petro said his efforts to obtain assistance in the matter from his own government have been given scant attention. “Nothing good came about today, so we’re kind of nowhere,” Petro said Monday. “My wife is headed over to the capital, Ashgabat, to beg, basically. at’s what the U.S. embassy has advised us to do. e help we’ve received from them has been nothing but lipservice. Aziza had brought her two American-born kids to Turkmenistan to visit the grave of her mother, who died two years earlier. e Petro family’s ordeal began on June 10, when Aziza was informed that, despite having completed the necessary paperwork to renounce sked why he thought the Turkmenistan government would block his family’s return to the United States, Petro paused and replied, “We’ve been trying to figure out the motivation for that. “A professor in New Mexico who set up a sister city with Ashgabat said that the dysfunction we’re seeing in the government there isn’t really dysfunction at all. ey’re very calculated and deliberate in what they do.” Meanwhile, Petro has missed out on Mercedes’ 11th birthday celebration on Aug. 4. Both his children have missed their Aug. 24 school start date. “I’ve also been told that what is needed is the [President Gurbanguly Mälikgulyýewiç Berdimuhamedow] to sign a piece of paper,” Petro said. “But I’ve also heard that people are somewhat reluctant to put the paper in front of him or ask him to move on it.” No fund has yet been established to help his family pay for the mounting costs of this diplomatic stalemate, but Petro is hoping that friends and supporters can find the time to reach out to politicians and diplomatic officials. A family is at stake. n A A The Petro family during happier times, including older children Lola and Julianne (top) and Mercedes and Michael (bottom). her Turkmenistan citizenship—in advance of the trip—she might not be allowed to leave. Days before their scheduled July 1 flight back to the United States, Aziza was told that she and the children would be allowed to depart the country, but they were refused boarding at the airport. Since that time, the three have been staying with Aziza’s brother, outside the capital, as Mike Petro has frantically attempted to rally elected U.S. officials to the cause. “I’ve asked direct questions, but our government keepsresponding by saying we have no further updates at this time,’ and ‘we’re working on this at the highest levels,’” Petro said. “Congressman [Carlos] Curbelo hasn’t returned my calls, and Senator [Bill] Nelson’s office has told me that there’s not much that they can do. We’ve been told four different times that they were going to be allowed to leave, but each time it has fallen through.” 19 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 How to help Sen. Marco Rubio: (305) 418-8553 Sen. Bill Nelson: (202) 224-5274 Rep. Carlos Curbelo: (202) 225-2778 Turkmenistan embassy: (202) 588-1500 SHORTANSWERS BY J E F F J O H N S O N n P A U L A F O R M A N e ‘D’ word Dear Short Answers: My girlfriend decided to get a nose ring. It completely grosses me out. Every time I look at it, I think she’s got a booger sticking out of her nose. And I almost say “you’ve got a booger sticking out of your nose” before I remember what it is. Would it be wrong for me to ask her to remove the nose ring when we are together? I don’t mind piercings in general, but this one is disgusting. Don Dear Don: e way you say it, it is “mission critical.” Start with something like “you have the cutest nose I’ve ever seen…” and state your preference for her’s unadorned. But then it’s over. Say it once as nicely as you can, then live with the outcome. Home free? occasionally on vacation) recently threw a big birthday party for her husband and invited seven other couples. I didn’t think much about not being invited, since I’m single and would have had to travel. However, she invited couples who had to travel even farther than I. And then she confided to me how relieved she was that she was able to honor her boundaries and NOT invite certain people. Now I’m wondering if she felt relieved about not inviting me, too. Is it good manners— and good friendship—to share party planning and party success stories with a friend whom you’re not inviting to the party? Or should I be just glad she shared planning this big event with me via email? Wondering Dear Wondering: We’ve had this experience and regret not discussing it immediately. In our case, NOT discussing it led to a teary outburst many months later. Tell her that, after the fact, you had mixed feelings about not being included and you want to talk about it. Dear Short Answers: Our son has arranged an unpaid internship at a New York publishing company after his college graduation. We’ve agreed to support him partially, but have declined to sign a sublease for him. Does Dear Short Answers: that make sense to you? How do you know when Parents of the Grad your partner’s most unlovDear Parents: No, it able qualities, if you learn doesn’t make sense—not in to love, will allow you a New York City. It is very healthy relationship versus unlikely anyone would losing your temper? sublet to a kid with no Not Always Charmed income. Would you? We Dear Not Always: totally support your plan If it annoys you now, it to wean him off the dole, PAULA FORMAN & will drive you crazy later. but you will certainly have JEFF JOHNSON Annoying behavior never to guarantee the lease— gets better over time. Learn and perhaps pay in advance. Maybe you to ignore it if you can, because one thing should pay the rent for an agreed upon is certain, it will not change. time period and let him take care of other expenses. Dear Short Answers: Is it okay to do the right thing for the wrong reason? Dear Short Answers: My girlfriend Waiting (we live 2,000 miles apart but rendezvous Dear Waiting: Yes, of course. n Why horses wear blinders Do right Talk now or cry later Life is complicated. “Short Answers isnt. Send a question about whatever is bothering you to KonkLife@shortanswers.net or go to www.shortanswers.net and a psychologist and sociologist will answer. A selection of the best questions appear in Konk Life. PROFILE | Continued from page 5 “I lost not because of what I had done [as mayor] but because of my relationship with a friend. When I went to the judge and asked for mercy, people were pissed,” McPherson said. Adding in defense of his effort to win Acevedo a lighter sentence, “I’m not going to change who I am. at’s part of the character I practice.” Now in 2015, McPherson hopes that his experience both as mayor and a business owner of a real estate firm and a credit card services company are in the right place at the right time. e deep need for affordable housing, the quick rise of property taxes and the soaring cost of wind and floor insurance are all issues he is familiar with. “I can bring solutions to the table and bring a different perspective with my broad-based experience in real estate and merchant services. I see how the individual sectors are doing. My two strongest attributes are that I see the big picture and my ability to find a solution,” he said. On the need for an influx of new, affordable workforce housing, McPherson wants the city to partner with the Monroe County School Board to use the current site of the school administrative offices, and its surrounding 25 acres of undeveloped land, into a housing development. A developer could be enticed to take on the project if the city grants a 100 percent tax abatement, he said. “e city has a lot in its hands now to remedy the problem. We have what we need. We just need to bring those things forward,” he said. If elected, McPherson also plans to propose that the city create a quasi-governmental agency to offer 20 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 affordable windstorm insurance to local property owners. Essentially a form of self-insurance using the original model for Citizens Property Insurance Corporation, the state-run insurer of last resort, McPherson wants to create a true non-profit where rates are set based not on profit-generating insurance models but on actual costs. Saving local taxpayers money is a major reason McPherson says he is running for the District 2 city commission seat being vacated by Mark Rossi. A ballooning budget for the new city hall being built on White Street and a projected 13 percent tax increase for the upcoming fiscal year—on top of the five percent hike last year—has McPherson fuming. “When I was mayor we voted for a city hall,” McPherson said about his vote to create a more modest city hall and parking structure on Simonton Street. “Now we have a Taj Mahal that is going to cost us a fortune.” While that 13 percent tax increase is likely to be reduced during budget hearings this fall, McPherson is still bothered by it. ere are no new services being offered by the city to justify the tax increases in the past two years, he said. Reminded, however, that the city is offering at least one new service this year by taking over emergency medical services from a third party vendor, McPherson said the EMS division won’t require a large contribution from taxpayers once its billing function is up and running. And many of the same problems that he tackled when he was mayor are still prevalent, he said. “I think there was something that wasn’t fixed, was broken. Unless somebody stepped up to the plate, we were going to miss the mark,” he said about his decision to run, adding, “I’m not so presumptuous to say that’s it’s my time. But the ideas and experience I’m bringing forth will work for our community. At this particular time, we need the expertise to hit the ground running,” he said. n T R O P I C S P R O C K E TS IAN BROCKWAY Mistress America oah Baumbach is best known for his melancholic indie comedies that have a glib and facile quickness. Character-wise they are usually edgy, idiosyncratic and rich in personality, almost like a graphic novel. His latest. “Mistress America,” is no exception. Tracy (Lola Kirke) has moved into a dorm at Columbia. She doesn’t fit in. At her mom’s urging, Tracy half-heartedly dials Brooke (Greta Gerwig), whose father is marrying Tracy’s mom. Tracy agrees to meet at Times Square. From first impression, Brooke is a true Renaissance girl. She has seen it all and done it twice over. She is charming, chatty and only 30. Brooke has supersonic speech faster than a multi-tasker on 30 espressos and she never allows anyone to reply. Despite this flaw, she appears much N Tropic Cinema Four Screens in Old Town. Rated Best Cinema in Florida. www.TropicCinema.com (877) 761-FILM in demand by the hipster crowd and seemingly has it all together. Regardless of her endless chatter, Tracy likes her. Perhaps she is fascinated or lonely, but more than likely, it is a little of both. Brooke is obsessed by her ex-fiance’s new wife, Mamie-Claire (Heather Lind) believing that the woman stole her t-shirt design concept, in addition to her beau, Dylan (Michael Chernus). Brooke leads a spontaneous confrontation with Mamie-Claire, believing it to be the key to getting her life back and starting a new restaurant. A comedy of errors ensues involving her bohemian acquaintances who are all grouped together as in a surrealist film by Luis Bunuel. ere is Tony (Matthew Shear), an icy writer painfully seeking attention, his jealous girlfriend Nicolette (Jasmine Cephas Jones), and a verbally cutting lawyer ( Cindy Cheung ) Brooke oscillates in friendship from warmth to indifference and it is unclear what truly holds Brooke and Tracy together. e two are not entirely likable by themselves. Brooke is egocentric and vain. Tracy is introverted, passive and clearly a bit of a voyeur. Mixed together they make an odd absinthe, jumpy, volatile and hard to discern at bottom. e most witty moments are the party scenes involving Dylan and Brooke. She is clearly a mess, but the more incoherent she becomes, the more Dylan becomes smitten by her, making a spoof of what is hip, meaningful and of the moment. In his mad ardor for Brooke, Michael Chernus as Dylan in steals the show. Like most of Baumbach’s character films, “Mistress America” works at you softly and almost lullingly around the periphery, only to make you wonder in an instant and pull you in. Underneath Tracy’s predictable Woody Allen voiceover, there is mystery. Who is using whom? What is the nature of dysfunction and its possible meaningful role in a friendship? ese questions and some vibrantly comic dialogue make solid entertainment which will poke at you in its gentleness coupled with its understated quirks. Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation than Hunt ( Tom Cruise) is as red faced and sweaty as ever in “Mission: Impossible-Rogue Nation.” Here again, he gets a beating and takes it on the chin, exuding as much smirky confidence as Indiana Jones E 21 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 without snakes. And even though we have seen the bicep bashes and the tendon-tearing tumbles all before, it makes for some satisfying buttercrunches to go with your popcorn. After a near torturous few moments with a sadist named the “bone doctor,” Hunt goes to a vintage record store, shoulders bulging, and is | Continued on page 23 TRANSIENT LICENSE | Continued from page 3 city commission meeting. “e City Commission was concerned about the creation of additional hotel units and the loss of residential housing that could be rented on a longterm basis, and therefore imposed the condition ensuring the units would be non-transient,” wrote Kevin Bond, the city’s senior planner, in a July 7 letter to Scholl explaining the original intent of the transient license restriction. By withdrawing the transient license request, the project will move forward as originally agreed, with 20 two-bedroom, 2.5-story apartments, each with a private elevator and parking underneath. Whoever purchases one of the units will pay $15,000 into the city’s affordable housing trust fund but since the development is classified as redevelopment, not new development, Brytex will not be required to set aside onethird of the units as affordable. “We simply wanted to enjoy the same rights as other property owners in the same district are able to enjoy. We were offering to provide six affordable units in order to do so. We have no choice but to withdraw our proposal to amend the major development agreement at this time,” Dierman and Georgelas wrote in their letter. “e original development agreement that the commission approved some time ago remains in full force and effect,” City Attorney Shawn Smith told commissions. n SCHOOL HEALTH PROGRAM | Continued from page 5 Superintendent of Schools Mark Porter has publicly praised the program, which last year provided more than 36,000 services for 3,767 patients, over the course of 6,900 client visits. No-cost primary care services were provided to students, their siblings, and even some uninsured parents, Cunningham said. And some District employees also availed themselves of the services, with AHEC billing their insurance companies. WHAT’S HAPPENING All this was accomplished with $250,000, utilizing two full-time medical providers and one visiting MD at clinics located at Key Largo School, Coral Shores High School, Horace O’Bryant School and Sugarloaf Shores. is year, with the program short about $25,000, “We’re utilizing three full-time providers at six sites, but are unable to offer all the services we’d like to,” the AHEC CEO said. “And we’ve been very, very busy. A lot of students and families were familiar with the clinics from last year, and we’re meeting some of the real basic needs of the students for medical services.” Cunningham had been worried that this year’s $115,000 grant from the South Florida Health Foundation would expire if he failed to come up with matching funds, but that concern seems to have been alleviated. Nevertheless, Cunningham now has his sights set on the City of Key West’s settlement cash from BP’s Deepwater Horizon oil spill of April 2010, to help make up this year’s shortfall. “We’ve sent a proposal to Commissioner Clayton Lopez and City Manager Jim Scholl asking for $15,000 of that money,” Cunningham said at press time. “About half of our participating students are in Key West. If they approve our request, we’d be just about whole for this year. We’re still waiting to hear back whether or not we’ve been added to the agenda for their Sept. 15 meeting.” Cunningham said that AHEC would also be offering the health clinics during the summer, for three six-hour days per week at three or four sites, based on the summer school schedule. n keysscribe@aol.com LEADERSHIP MONROE COUNTY | Continued from page 5 of Monroe County education, all levels of government, the judiciary and law system, the significance of the military in the Keys, emergency management and emerging best practices, the increasing impact of the arts and creative in- dustries, and the non-profit sectors, and the rapidly changing media platforms that inform the citizenry and affects and influences public policy, and new this year is an expanded focus on health care and human services, along with ongoing, intensive leadership development. Program Coordinator Michael Shields reports that in addition to the ongoing monthly sessions during the year LMC will continue to sponsor Florida Keys Day in Tallahassee during the next legislative session Feb. 17, 2016. Begun as a Class XVII project, it is now an annual summit to advocate and lobby on behalf of Keys’ residents and their concerns. President Henry Rosenthal stated, “Leadership Monroe is a unique opportunity to gain insights into the workings of our county and make meaningful connections with other leaders—to make a difference in our community.” LOU PETRONE | Continued from page 6 incoherent. His public personality suffered. Williams died Feb. 25, 1983. It is obvious Merlo was good for Williams. e two appear to have been good for each other. ey were given significant time together. ey made the best of that time. It would be remiss not to mention Williams’ impact on Key West itself. By 1979, he was one of Key West’s most famous faces. He was open about his homosexuality. A fact which encouraged other gays to come to Key West to live and work. Key West progressed with their influx. Williams became known as the Gay Grandfather of Key West. A fitting title. n 22 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 Conservation in the Keys n REEF Fest 0924-27 Marine researchers and divers at the nonprofit Reef Environmental Education Foundation celebrates marine conservation programs in the Florida Keys during REEF Fest, Sept. 24-27. REEF Fest events open to the public. Activities and education initiatives include a lineup of seminars, social gatherings and diving opportunities at America’s best dive sites along fish-filled coral reefs, accompanied by some of the most prestigious names in diving and marine preservation. Festivities begin ursday with afternoon seminars followed by a welcome party at the Caribbean Club, a setting for the Humphrey Bogart film “Key Largo” and a sunset locale situated at mile marker (MM) 104. Friday and Saturday are full days with diving in the mornings, seminars in the afternoons and social events in the evenings. Attendees meet famed underwater naturalists and photographers Ned DeLoach and Paul Humann, who are to sign books at a Friday evening open house. Saturday, a celebration dinner party features live music by e Scuba Cowboy, silent and live auctions and a three-course meal featuring Valencian paella, a classic southern Florida dish. Free, educational seminar topics include Fish ID and Behavior, e Lives of Blennies, Coral Restoration, Grouper Moon, Invasive Lionfish, Sharks. All seminars free. Pre-registration is recommended. Each is held at the Murray Nelson Government Center, Mile Marker (MM) 102 bayside in Key Largo. n INFO reef.org/REEFFest2015 IN REVIEW ‘Blood of the Dragon Tree’ Rogue Nation TROPIC CINEMA | Mission | Continued from page 21 given a vinyl record where he is told of his next mission. It seems the IMF has been informing on its members, while Hunt is persona non grata. Meanwhile there is a reptilian Syndicate baddie, Lane (Sean Harris) who has gone rogue, hence the film’s title. How or why this happened is not all that important and one doesn’t need to see the previous films to enjoy this chapter. Suffice to say, our strapped and sweaty Hunt has to maneuver (or Maneuver) away from multiple baddies, that is, several men and one woman with a gun. After a few near escapes, Hunt is on the trail of a digital disc that looks like a zip drive, but the real fun to be had is in the cat and mouse chasing and the madcap combat scenes. If the over confident Tom doesn’t get you as he hangs off the side of a plane, in Total Cruise Mode, there is one terrific tease-tilting scene where Ethan Hunt stealthily leaps ladder after ladder while a full Puccini opera is going on below him. Absurdly, the more Hunt is punched, the more he smirks. And it is testament to the charisma of the actor Cruise that we take it all in, in enjoyable bursts and happily so. Hunt is obsessed by a dangerous woman Ilsa, (Rebecca Ferguson) who may or may not be lethal. ough her Bond Girl type has often been seen, Ferguson has a smoky vivacious quality that equals Cruise and fills the screen. ough the trappings of the film are pure Broccoli, it is the Hollywood ham of Cruise himself that makes this outing satisfying and meaty. Who else but Ethan Hunt / Tom Cruise is able to survive a face fracturing crash and then take off on a methamphetamine motorcycle along the roads of Morocco that turn and twist like Arabic scroll. In an earlier scene, a car crashes into the cliche of a fruit stand, but rather than a bore it comes of as Camp. Given that the franchise has endured episodes, director Christopher McQuarrie (Jack Reacher) can dispense with explanation and logic, speeding full throttle into dizzy escape. Fortunately, “Rogue Nation” doesn’t hold its punches while Tom Cruise has a fun sometimes silly and cultish charm, all the more entrancing by his self-conscious awareness. Yes, we have seen this bunch before with co-stars Simon Pegg, Jeremy Renner and Ving Rhames, and there is nothing really new. Yet the action is swift and clever and the devil-may-who-cares attitude that Cruise has perfected will have you mugging for the camera as well. Finally, the last scene is singular perfection, a perfect “just desserts” that skirts along the edges of an “Alfred Hitchcock Presents.” n Write Ian at ianfree1@yahoo.com Tropic Cinema Four Screens in Old Town. Rated Best Cinema in Florida. www.TropicCinema.com (877) 761-FILM 21st Century Key West, this adventure unfolds. e richly embellished, deeply researched tale is history, mystery, magic and more, including theology and romance. Most interesting to the uninitiated, I suspect, is the real skinny on Santaria, the polytheistic, magical Afro-Cuban religion around which much of the story revolves and which is commonly mistaken for voodoo or satanic witchcraft, which it is not. Ritchie’s much praised first novel was a biting satire of then-contemporary Key West. Little of this critical spirit remains, although Cayo Hueso’s main character, journalist Mac McKinney, returns as the central character here; it is through him, helped by Caridad Cabrerra, his lover and a santera, a holy woman or priestess of Santaria, that Julia tells her tale. A couple of minor characters previously BY C.S. GILBERT skewered return, just for fun, but KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER satire is the furthest thing from the good number of literary thematic richness and depth of this locals, this writer instory. e author’s six years of research cluded, have been holding our collecwere well spent. tive breath waiting for a Many a literary vessel sequel to Michael Ritchie’s founders on the rocks of disscreamingly wonderful parate points of view; Cayo Hueso/Cuba Libre— Ritchie’s omniscient observer and after six years, here it skillfully sails through. If is. Hot off the SeaStory there were anything to be Press is “Blood of the wished for, it is illustrative. Dragon Tree: e Saga of is book is hardbound and Congo Julia.” the dramatic dust jacket art C.S. “Blood of the Dragon credited to Isaac John; it is GILBERT Tree” is an historical novel, quite stunning. It would csgilbert@.com beginning in 1838 in Africa, have been nice to have end in a village in the Congo. papers depicting maps of (ere is one important flashback and Cuban (or even African) settings. Next Chapter 1 is set in Key West’s Bahama edition! Village in about 1920.) Congo Julia Congo Julia is Book 1 of e was in 1838 a young woman named Dragon Tree Trilogy, publisher Sheri Elegua Naladi (Star Child), daughter Lohr reported. Ritchie’s first novel, of the king. Slavers come, decimate “Caya Hueso/Cuba Libre” is to the the village and take her with some of trilogy as “e Hobbit” is to “Lord of her people and hundreds more, enthe Rings,” she said. It is due out next slaved, to Cuba. ere, mostly on year. We will be holding our breath Cuban soil but moving toward the again. n book’s end to mid-19th Century, then At last! A 23 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 THE HAPPIEST HOUR with M A T T D U K E S J O R D A N Bagatelle has a dangerously good Happy Hour BY MATT DUKES JORDAN KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER Bagatelle is a dangerous place. e classic Key West restaurant is in a beautiful old historic Conch house down at the touristy end of Duval and offers fine dining, complex cocktails, and awesome bar snacks during happy hour. e danger happens when you get a bowl of the lobster mac as a $5 snack between 4 pm and 7 pm and after savoring it you find yourself licking the bottom of the bowl for the last tiny droplets of the luscious cheesycreamy sauce. is could be embarrassing. I used my fork instead. Under the ownership and guidance of Damian DeAngeles since October 2013, this legendary escape -- home to 1970s after-hours parties that were so insanely wild few can even remember them -- has again become a magnet for locals. It's been spruced up and offers $6 cocktails during happy hour -- in a bar downstairs that is open-air, an enclosed air-conditioned bar upstairs, and a moon lounge out on an upper deck where full-moon parties take place monthly. During my happy-hour visit I had two cocktails and two bar snacks. I got there at about 4:30 and left at 6:30. When I arrived a few young dudes were at the downstairs outside part of the bar (which extends inside). By the time I left the downstairs bar -- was full and people who arrived were going upstairs to the moon lounge outside and to the inside bar up there. A number were locals. My first cocktail was a jazzy variation on lemonade made with organic vodka, cane syrup, and some homemade blueberry jam and basil and a splash of soda-tasty! It's on the specialty cocktail menu as blue-berry-basil lemonade. Jessica was the bartender, a hip woman with fascinating tats (tattoos). A Conch! Funny! I had the luscious mac and cheese with lobster and some tasty tacos made with pork belly that had been slow-roasted for six hours! Very good but the mac and cheese was the winner for me. I had a specialty mojito as my second drink—it was made with fresh raspberries, fresh mint, fresh lime juice, blackberries, and Veev—sort of like vodka made from the acai berry in Brazil. is was my fav of the two cocktails. ey also make a mango mojito, a Kentucky Sunset with bourbon and orange juice and lemon and agave. Rum punch made with Cruzan mango rum looks good! Like I said, the bar downstairs was full when I left, the happy hour in full swing. I'll be back for the mac and cheese and other cocktails made with fresh fruit, fresh juices, and interesting spirits like Veev. n Happy Hour 4-7 daily. Prices for cocktails, $6. Snacks, $5. 115 Duval St., (305) 296-6609; bagatellekeywest.com Climate summit! n Dec. 1-3 Monroe County, City of Key West, City of Marathon, and Islamorada, Village of Islands, host the 7th Annual SE FL Regional Climate Leadership Summit, Dec. 1-3, in Key West. e Climate Leadership Summit is a major regional event which provides a forum for facilitating climate-related collaboration and knowledge. summit attracts innovative thinkers and leaders from business, government, academia and the non-profit community to exchange ideas and dialog at panel discussions and networking. Last year’s Summit in Miami-Dade County was attended by 600 guests, including national and international experts. SE FL Climate Leadership Summit is an event of the Southeast Florida Regional Climate Change Compact, a regional partnership of Monroe, MiamiDade,Broward, and Palm Beach Counties, their municipalities and partners. e Compact partners have been working together since 2009 to develop a strategy that will enable the region to adapt to the impacts of Southeast Florida’s changing climate, such as sea level rise and to reduce its causes. Summit is at the Casa Marina Resort in Key West. (Discounted event registration available to those registering by TODAY ursday, Sept. 10.) Space limited. Register online. INFO GreenKeys.info 24 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 RED BARN | Continued from page 2 Shows last year sold out in only hours, so tickets will be dear. Also tucked into two weekends Feb. 21-22 and March 6-7 will be Conchs, Cowboys and Tales of Old Key West featuring John Wells, Paul Cotton, Gary McDonald, Tom Murtha and George Halloran. e Made In Key West Band will rock through a collection of country, cowboy, folk, rock and blues and original compositions about legendary Key West characters. Mark Saturday, Feb. 27, on the calendars as that night will see the annual Red Barn Gala. is year’s festivities take place at Truman Little White House, and rumor has it dancing and eating everything Havana. Watch the Red Barn website. “Out of the City” by Leslie Ayvazian hits the stage March 22 to April 16. Directed by Murphy Davis, the play is a B&B in the Poconos where two couples who have been friends for years arrive for a birthday celebration, but things don’t go quite as planned. Starring Mimi McDonald, Seth Yates, George DiBraud and Michael McCabe. e classic “e Cripple of Inishmann” by Martin McDonagh centers on the people of Inishmann, Ireland, who learn a Hollywood director is coming to a neighboring island to film a documentary. No one is more excited than Cripple Billy, an unloved boy whose chief occupation has been gazing at cows and yearning for a girl who wants no part of him. is play garnered six Tony nominations last year and directed by Carole MacCartee. Lastly, “e Story Goes On” features the real-life mother/daughter team of Camille Russo Toler and Erika Monet Butters, who enchant with renditions of songs loved. A multi-generational musical journey features two of Key West’s best vocalists. ere are two season subscription options available—one for opening nights and one for regular nights. Individual tickets purchased as well. Visit online or call (305) 296-9911. INFO redbarntheatre.com Happy 75th Birthday Sue Puskedra... the old girl still looks great! Photo: Larry Blackburn Cover: JT Thompson Welcome to the Waterfront Brewery King and Queen Kickoff PETE ARNOW | PHOTOGRAPHER PETE ARNOW | PHOTOGRAPHER his year’s four Candidates: Vicky Shields, Cameron Zambowski, Jodyrae Campbell, and Mark Watson T he new Waterfront Brewery at the Key West Bight had its Promotion Director Kate Gernaat and Paul Murphy welcome first time visitors to the soft opening of the massive facility last Wednesday. T 26 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 Waterfront Brewery to Brew Key West Beer PETE ARNOW | PHOTOGRAPHER he new Waterfront Brewery (located at the site of the former Waterfront Market in the Key West Bight) has installed a massive brewing room to make beer here in Key West. When fully operational, the facility will contain a downstairs restaurant with pool tables and a more upscale upstairs restaurant overlooking Key West Harbor. The two restaurants will be able to seat over 400 for dinner. Like other venues, the Brewery will also feature a gift shop with stylized clothing. T 27 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 26 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 Happy 75th Birthday Sue Puskedra PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Happy Birthday Sue Puskedra!!!!! 7KH .H\:HVW :RPDQ V&OXE 6DOXWLQJ &RPPXQLW\ 3DUWQHUV 4BMVUFT8JUI0VS%FFQFTU(SBUJUVEF Specializing in Urgent Care, Internal Medicine & Psychiatry Open 7 Days a Week 9:00 am – 5:00 pm SERVICES OFFERED *OLJOE%POBUJPO Walk-ins Welcome – Urgent Care Services X-Ray – EKG – Full Laboratory In-Office Rapid Lab Results – Drug Screening Ultrasound – Lacerations Repair Orthopedic Injuries – Abscesses Skin Lesion Removal – Biopsies Physical Exams 'PS,.hT1SPWJTJPO PGUIF )JTUPSJDBM4USVDUVSFT3FQPSU UPUIF 'MPSJEB%FQBSUNFOUPG4UBUF #VSFBVPG)JTUPSJD1SFTFSWBUJPO 3FIBCJMJUBUJPO3FTUPSBUJPO ,FZ8FTU8PNBOhT$MVC Dr. Gerth & Dr. O’Lear 305-295-6790 Dr. Zivko Z. Gajic, MD URGENT CARE SERVICES 100 Years of Dedicated Service to Community 319 Duval Street • KeyWestWomansClub.org 305-735-4177 2505 Flagler Avenue, Key West, FL 33040 www.keywestmedicalcenter.com ) )&--*/(4)064&.64&6.03( Museum Hours: 8FE-Thurs 10am-4pm, Sat 10am-1pm 29 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 Happy 75th Birthday Sue Puskedra PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Deb Bent & Stephanie Hellstrom. ML Price rings the dinner bell. Valerie Edginton & Kris Pabian. The birthday girl and Queen for a Day. 30 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 Happy 75th Birthday Sue Puskedra PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN ML Price with Bob & Kris Pabian. Fire code prevented putting the appropriate number of candles on Sue’s cake. Deb Bent serves while Tim Greene waits in anticipation. 31 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 Brewfest 2015 Kickoff at the Waterfront Brewery PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN The new Key West Waterfront Brewery is open and ready. All of the usual faces were on hand for the Sunrise Rotary’s Brewfest Kickoff. A full house kept the Waterfront Brewery staff busy. Raquel Crummit & Ben Hennington. 32 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 Brewfest 2015 Kickoff at the Waterfront Brewery PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Jim Young & Sarah Sandnes. Even the dogs get a drink and a toast at the Waterfront Brewery. You can even escape the crowds at the Waterfront Brewery as Tony and Rebecca did. Mikey Moe in a hand painted shirt enjoying a hand crafted beer. 33 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 Key West Business Guild Candidates Forum and Luncheon @ Beachside PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Clay Ratliffe won the 50-50 drawing. Richard G. Payne - Commissioner District IV Candidate. Moderator Todd German. Executive Director Matt Hon and Board Vice President Dan Skahen. 34 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 Key West Business Guild Candidates Forum and Luncheon @ Beachside PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Margaret Romero - Commissioner District V Candidate. Incumbent Tony Yaniz - Commissioner District IV Candidate. Mike Mongo - Commissioner District V Candidate. James Marquardt - Utility Board Group I Candidate. 35 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 Key West Business Guild Candidates Forum and Luncheon @ Beachside PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Donna Bosold - Utility Board Group 1 Candidate. Incumbent Mona Clark - Utility Board Group 4 Candidiate. Incumbent Charlie Bradford - Utility Board Member Group 5 Candidate. Christine Gorham -Utility Board Group 4 Candidiate. Morgan McPherson -Commissioner District II Candidate. Samuel J. Kaufman - Commissioner District II Candidate. 36 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 Life in Key West is Never a Drag PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Yes dear...gently tuck the dollar in but not too far. No, seriously....we really thought that they were women!!!! Faith Michaels with Ryan Ginsberg. Of course I’m beautiful. What did you expect? 37 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 Life in Key West is Never a Drag PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Why yes my dear, I am a man under this façade. And you? Marluxe Duval in her tropical best. We would never do this at home!!! With Candy Veneer. I don’t care if it’s Beatrix Dixie or Donavan Pavlicek...I like them both!! 38 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 Life in Key West is Never a Drag PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Go ahead, give them a squeeze. Marluxe Duval enchants Roger Are they real? With Maya Montana. Harmon. KONK Life News Hour” “K on the X Radio FM104.9 Money dammit....it’s the money that we want. It takes a lot of it to look Charlize Angel brings her all. this cheap. premiers Sunday, September 6 @ Noon. Hosted by Guy deBoer, KONK Life’s Managing Editor & Publisher. We’ll have all the local news that affects your life, your family, your business and our community! 39 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 Labor Day Pool Party and Luau at the Bourbon St. Pub PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Yep...we’re on vacation and we’re at the Garden Bar!! Joey Schroeder, Bourbon Street Pub & New Orleans House complex owner. SPLASH!!!!! Enjoying cocktails and eye candy for the boys. These two couldn’t get enough of this pool party. RJ & Kyle out and about. 40 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 A Very Special Happy Birthday Debo Dingler PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Debo Dingler shares a birthday hug with Larry Blackburn. 41 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 Magnificent Meadows moderne by C. S. GILBERT KONK LIFE REAL ESTATE WRITER ears ago I spent many happy hours visiting my friends Athena and Jim at 800 Georgia Street, on the corner of Petronia. Built in 1948, it was a roomy, comfortable Key West duplex with lovely plantings, a great pool and some outbuildings. Toto, we’re not in Kansas anymore. This incarnation features settings out of Architectural Digest (more about that later), exquisite and exotic woods, dramatic stone, exceptionally beautiful décor and highly unique furnishings that are included in the sale. (Only the owners’ personal art collection and Marlin are not.) The white picket fence is probably the same, but the warm wood gate door is new. Once inside the pool and foliage, especially an ancient, orchid and elkhorn fern-draped mahogany tree, were familiar, but that was it. This drastic transformation from comfy duplex to upscale single-family home is entirely the work of owners Tony and Cyndi Chatman, both are engineers, designers and decorators of immense talent. Nothing—nothing!— has been overlooked in the creation of this magnificent residence. “It’s a hobby we both enjoy,” said Cyndi modestly. They bought the property in 2007, she said, “partly because it’s on Georgia Street and we’re from Georgia, and the mature mahogany in the yard.” Under that tree is a new outdoor living room with a sectional that could sleep two and a huge travertine coffee table/fire pit. Armchairs face the pool and, at the far end, a freestanding workshop/artists studio sports a wall of mirrors backing a curtained dining pavilion. Around the corner, between the house and its one-car garage off Petronia, is an outdoor semi-kitchen Y A covered porch, dining pavilion, outdoor living room, lush foliage and nine mahogany double doors embrace the large backyard pool. BARRY FITZGERALD | PHOTOGRAPHY This dramatic kitchen contains a dining bar as well as a large, backlighted onyx island and all Viking Professional appliances. 42 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 with a serious grill just outside the kitchen door. Alongside the pool nine sets of mahogany double doors footed by Ipe steps marry outdoors with in. As spectacular as the outdoor living/dining areas are, the interior outdoes them, first with a flat-out gorgeous, immense great room divided by a 12-foot freestanding tropical aquarium, which, via Tony Chatman's artistry, appears solidly built in. A dining table of coconut wood slats seats at least six; from the dining area is a view of the front hall and the floating staircase of mahogany and wenge wood with horizontal stainless cable beneath a mahogany bannister. “That took six months,” noted Tony. “He built everything,” added Cyndi. The dining area is accented by the wood-beamed ceiling and the view of the floating, arte moderne staircase in the front hall. A 12-foot free-standing aquarium, a work of functional art, divides the living area from the kitchen. Warm wood accents a wall and the full ceiling of the master bedroom, pointing up the “nautical theme” of a stateroom on a grand yacht. “Window-walled” and “a tub in the treetops” describe this half of the two-room master bath. Beyond the aquarium is a kitchen almost beyond description. Most dramatic is the backlit, predominantly yellow-gold onyx island housing the four-burner plus grill and griddle range. All the stainless steel appliances, which include an expresso machine, wine cooler and jumbo refrigeratorfreezer are by Viking Professional. Storage is copious on all four sides. mahagony and teak accented stateroom on a majestic yacht. Indeed, that was motivation for the fine woods—teak, wenge, spalted maple and several mahoganies—throughout the house, including the powder room reminiscent of a ship's head and the uniquely crafted wood ceilings throughout the first floor. The master bath is similarly unique: There are quartz counters, complementary glass tile backsplash and a dining bar—too grand to be just for breakfast. “We always eat here,” they said. The balance of the substantial first floor, originally two bedrooms, a bath and a hall, is filled by the nautical themed, poolside master suite intended to evoke the luxurious 43 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 it’s two rooms, really: the shower room contains a single sink of floating black granite on a teak base “his” between doors to twin walk-in closets the size of some Key West bedrooms. There are two open, glass-tiled shower stations with four showerheads, a sitting bench and slatted flooring over polished coral rock, symbolic of the ocean, they said. Continued on next page. 1 Magnificent Meadows moderne Continued To the right is a long sunroom, ten windows now casting wood-shaded light on a vanity with a similar “hers” sink, a toilet and a deep soaking tub—in addition to a huge NordicTrack Elliptical home fitness machine. The front hall soars 24 feet of coral tile, topped by a glowing, multicolor mosaic glass and bead Turkish chandelier. Beyond the substantial stairwell landing are three rooms, all with vaulted ceilings of the original Dade county pine; two bedrooms have closets, while the third room is a media room, connecting to the 22x7-foot office located in the upstairs sunroom. There is also, of course, a bathroom. In the upstairs hall hangs a framed, four-page, illustrated article from Architectural Digest, featuring an earlier Chatman project: their home on Lake Lanier in Gainesville, GA. As with another recent property, space simply doesn’t allow a description of all this home’s special features and fine details. (Example: The fact that this property includes two ROGO units, the incredible vacation rental and booking history, and the orchid-filled outdoor shower off the master bath, open to the pool patio.) See for yourself. Contact listing agent Lori Langton of Bascom Grooms Real Estate at (305) 923-1685. Konk Life welcomes subjects for other articles about Keys homes currently for sale. Contact Guy deBoer at (305) 296-1630 or (305) 766-5832 or email guydeboer@konknet.com. 2 The most unusual feature of this totally unusual master bath is an open party shower with twin stations, slatwood flooring for drainage and glass and coral rock tiles. A side yard near the dining pavilion is equipped with a deluxe stainless grill, smokers, a small sitting/dining area as well as a freestanding heater and direct access to the kitchen. 3 4 5 Featured Home Locations 4 6 5 7 2 1 Cudjoe Key Sugarloaf Key 3 Key Haven Stock Island Featured Homes – Viewed by Appointment Map #Address #BR/BA Listing Agent 3BR/3BA Dawn Thornburgh, Beach Club Brokers, Inc. Phone Number Ad Page 305-294-8433 800-545-9655 781-249-6623 44 44 305-587-0087 45 45 47 47 1 522 Petronia St., Key West 2 2601 S. Roosevelt Blvd., Key West – Multiple Units 3 51 Drost Dr. Cudjoe Key 4 65 Sunset Key Dr., Key West 2BR/2BA Kirsti Madeo, Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Knight & Gardner Realty Mike Caron, Compass Realty 5 2310 Staples Ave., Key West 6 2817 Venetian Dr., Key West 3BR/2BA + Cottage 3BR/3BA Ellen Gvili, Engel & Völkers Cindy Kaye, Engel & Völkers Doug Mayberry, Doug Mayberry Real Estate 508-269-8565 305-296-7078 305-304-2933 305-731-5000 305-292-6155 7 3030 Riviera Dr., Key West 4BR/2.5BA Doug Mayberry, Doug Mayberry Real Estate 305-292-6155 1BR/1BA + 2BR/1BA 2BR/2BA Patricia McGrath, Century 21 Schwartz Realty 46 www.konklife.com • SEPTEMBER 10-16, 2015 45 Key West Association of REALTORS® keywestrealtors.org Phone (305) 296-8259 Listing Agency Lower Keys A Key Real Estate Inc. 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Southernmost Realty Florida Capital Realty Elegant Florida Living SBX Real Estate 8/27/15 $ 649,000.00 $ 620,000.00 91 Seaside Ct Key West 8/28/15 $ 699,000.00 $ 670,000.00 2412 Linda Ave Key West 8/28/15 $ 325,000.00 $ 320,000.00 3029 N Roosevelt Blvd #53 Key West 9/2/15 $ 289,000.00 $ 265,000.00 3314 Northside Dr #145 Key West 8/31/15 $2,800,000.00 $2,725,000.00 540 Greene St Key West 8/28/15 $ 550,000.00 $ 522,500.00 1116 Packer St Key West 8/31/15 $ 959,000.00 $ 916,000.00 1419 Reynolds St Key West 8/31/15 $ 795,000.00 $ 745,000.00 1226 South St Key West 9/1/15 $ 798,000.00 $ 810,000.00 1017 Windsor Ln Key West 8/28/15 $ 975,000.00 $ 910,000.00 82 Key Haven Rd Key Haven 8/28/15 $1,625,000.00 $1,550,000.00 608 Angela St Key West 8/28/15 $ 339,000.00 $ 325,000.00 2601 S Roosevelt Blvd #118C Key West 8/31/15 $ 220,000.00 $ 210,000.00 3312 Northside Dr #616 Key West 9/1/15 $ 950,000.00 $ 825,000.00 1203 Johnson St Key West 9/2/15 $ 375,000.00 $ 345,000.00 3625 Seaside Dr #25-108 Key West Based on information from the KWAR MLS for the period of 08/27/15 through 09/03/15 31447 31136 30933 109 30381 21 7 0 29182 1585 24449 701 23017 701 21460 17 5020 Avenue E Atlantis Dr Mercedes Rd W Sandy Cir Oleander Blvd Newfound Blvd Horvath Rd Independence Ave Orchid Ln Pandorea Ln W Caribbean Dr Spanish Main Dr #434 Sailfish Ln Spanish Main Dr #445 Overseas Hwy Cross St 5th Ave #13 Island Built Description Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Summerland Key Cudjoe Key Cudjoe Key Cudjoe Key Cudjoe Key Stock Island Stock Island 1973 1970 1971 1970 1993 N/A N/A N/A 1988 1990 1987 1979 1998 1982 2007 1970 N/A 2005 1950 1999 1987 1973 1938 1938 1943 1963 1969 1890 1967 1980 1958 2001 Good Deeds sponsored by 6 Bdrms Wtrfrnt MM Mobile Home Single Family Mobile Home Single Family Single Family Lots Lots Lots Single Family Single Family Single Family Mobile Home Single Family Mobile Home Commercial RE Mobile Home Single Family 2 2 3 2 3 0 0 0 4 2 3 1 3 2 0 3 3 No Yes No No No Yes Yes Yes No Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes No No Yes 31 31 31 31 30.5 30 30 29.5 29 29 25 23 23 23 21.4 5 5 Townhouse Single Family Townhouse Townhouse Commercial RE Single Family Single Family Single Family 3-4 Units Single Family Single Family Condo Condo Single Family Condo 2 2 2 2 0 3 2 3 6 4 3 2 2 7 2 No Yes No No No No No No No Yes No No No No No 4 3 3 3 1 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 7