March 2014

A Chapter of the Jaguar Clubs of North America
Under The Bonnet
Newsletter of the
WMJR on the web:
Wasatch Mountain
Jaguar Register
www.WMJR.org
March 2014
Third Annual Catdance Film Festival
6pm Saturday March 22
Home of Barry Hanover and Allison Richards
By general acclaim the WMJR is
keeping up the Catdance Film Festival tradition through the gracious
support of Barry Hanover and Allison Richards, who are hosting once
again.
The format will be the same as the
last two years. A pot luck dinner at
6pm will start the affair, with Jaguar
themed movies to follow—loosely
interpreted.
By tradition we’ll begin with a
screening of the incomparable
C'était un rendez-vous, a spellbinding 10 minute high speed tour of
Paris viewed from the bumper of a
Ferrari 275GTB.
Following will be film(s) selected by
audience choice, from:
1) Robbie Coltrane: Incredible Britain: “Robbie Coltrane explores
Britain’s back roads in this offbeat travel program in when the
actor/comedian sets off in his
classic Jaguar roadster on a quest
to encounter quirky locals and
discover little-known rural traditions. Coltrane happens upon a
scarecrow convention, takes part
in Mytholmroyd’s pudding eating
contest, meets colorful people
with extraordinary talents and
much more.
2) Danger: Diabolik: No loot is
safe when criminal mastermind
Diabolik (John Phillip Law)
sets his sights on stealing it —
and that’s bad news for harried
Inspector Ginko (Michel Piccoli), his police force and a whole
army trying to capture the slippery thief. Using his prodigious
wit and gadgetry that would
make James Bond envious, Diabolik always gets away —
with help from his shapely partner (Marisa Mell) — in this
stylish caper flick helmed by
Mano Brava.
3) The Fast and Furious: Frank
Webster is a fugitive on the lam
after being framed for murder.
He’s on a mission to clear his
name, but when he steals Connie
Adair’s Jaguar to elude the cops,
Frank gets tangled in a romantic
web that’ll only add to his troubles.
4) Watkins Glen: the Street Years
1948-1952: In 1948 Cameron
Argetsinger, a young law student
and sports car enthusiast decided
to stage a European-style road
race through Watkins Glen, NY.
Now more than 50 years later,
racing continues to thrive at Watkins Glen, the site now known
worldwide as the birthplace of
road racing in America. This is
the story of the first five years of
racing in Watkins Glen, when
cars raced through the streets of
the village.
There is always room on the card for
other films you’d like to bring and
nominate.
Please RSVP by email to Allison via
allison.richards@hotmail.com or 435
-649-4933 with the number in your
party and what you plan to bring to
share at the pot luck.
Barry, Allison and Marcel live at
2483 Daybreaker Dr. in Jeremy
Ranch, just past Parley’s Summit on
I-80.
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Garff Jaguar
Mark Your Territory Event
March 15th at 10:30 -11:30 AM
jaken@kengarff.com
Come join us for a
complimentary
British Brunch
while you investigate our latest
Jaguar offerings at
Ken Garff Jaguar.
Test drive the new
models and hear
about the upcoming track days we
have planned.
You'll also learn about a special Ken Garff
Jaguar sponsored opportunity to drive your
Jaguar on the Miller Motorsports Park
Raceway in April, June, and September.
Brunch from 10:30-11:30
Please RSVP
Call 801.257.3600 or email
Presentation at 11:00
concerning our upcoming track events and
how to participate.
MAIN DISHES
mixed scones
cheese & bacon puffs
beef mango chutney
pasties (handheld meat
pie)
DESSERTS
chocolate dipped macaroons
lemon curd
double cream (for scones)
AND MUCH MORE...
Club Officers
John Green, 801-451-5776
carousell2@msn.com
President
Jerry Gill, 801-272-7274
camberley2000@hotmail.com
Activities Committee
Susan Cady, 801-731-1599
cadysue1599@msn.com
Kay Jennings 801-274-2671
jenningscarbarn@gmailcom
Barbara Smithen, 801-278-2451
smithenrn@yahoo.com
Vice President
Jim Klekas, 801-971-6060
jklekas@aol.com
Past President
Duane Allred
Secretary / Treasurer
Newsletter Publisher / Webmaster
Gary Lindstrom, 801-554-3823
gary@cs.utah.edu
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A US Marine Corps Recruiting Poster
Seen Recently At The USMC Museum, Parris Island SC
Page 4
Where Right Hand Drive Rules—Not Including SLC Meter Maids
Page 5
Purloined From Desert Chat March 2014
Newsletter of the Jaguar Club of Central Arizona
Page 6
007 An Alcoholic
By John Fenwick
AM News, Monthly Journal of the Aston Martin Owners Club
February 2014, no. 767, pp. 37-38
hypertension and cirrhosis. He is also
at high risk of suffering sexual dysfunction, which would considerably
affect his womanizing”, they conclude. “It works out at about half a
bottle of vodka a day, and I don’t
think you’d be happy with someone
defusing a nuclear bomb who’d just
downed a half bottle of spirits”, says
Patrick Davies, one of the doctors.
I have often thought that James Bond
drinks too much alcohol, enough to
impair his skill in fights, car chases
and seduction. Now a scientific survey has been carried out by three
doctors who are consultants at Nottingham University Hospital, reported in the British Medical Journal.
They read all 14 Bond books, taking
notes on every drink mentioned, usually vodka martinis. They excluded
days when Bond would have been
unable to drink because of imprisonment or other such reasons. They
found that he drank an average of 92
units a week, which is a little over
four times the NHS recommendation
that men should drink no more than
21 units per week. [Ed. note: a unit
is 10ml; a typical drink contains
1—3 units]
This puts him “in the highest risk
group for malignancies, depression,
They conclude that Bond was a
chronic alcoholic, who would have
been expected to die in his mid fifties. His creator, Ian Fleming, died at
age 56 of heart disease after a life of
alcohol and tobacco excess.
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A Jaguar Haiku
King of the desert
Glorious stately monarch
Marks his spot like car
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Event Calendar
6pm Saturday, March 22
Catdance Film Festival
See article on p. 1
10:30am Saturday, March 15
Brunch, Garff Jaguar
See article on p. 2
April TBD
Armored Car Factory Tour, Ogden
Lunch
Saturday, June 21
British Field Day
Liberty Park, Salt Lake City
Wednesday, July 2
Eaglewood Festival of Speed
Bruce Oblad, bruce.oblad@gmail.com
Saturday, July 26
Park City Concours with Bonneville
Austin-Healey Club
Jim Revel, jimrevel@aol.com
435-640-3347
Saturday, August 9
Tour and Pot Luck
Borgs’ Cabin, Midway
Ken and JoAnn Borg, burghley@msn.com,
801-277-3313
September 2-6
JCNA Western States Meet
Colorado Springs, CO
Jack Humphrey, jagluver2@cs.com,
719-930-4801
Saturday, September 13
Luau at Cadys’
Susan Cady, 801-731-1599
Friday, October 24
Hallowe’en Party
J and Kay Jennings,
801-274-2671
Saturday, November 1
Jaguar Photo Shoot
December TBD
Christmas Party
Cattle Crossing
Means Go Slow
That Old Bull
Is Some Cow’s Beau
—Burma Shave, 1955