Amazing facts with Neda Lasickaitė 5c,Fun little Jokes:) author

Amazing
facts
Lasickaitė 5c
with
Neda
• In 1979 Sahara desert had snow.
• When a dog sees his/her master its brain feels the same as
a man’s who sees his love.
• Dog is the the only animal in the world who loves his
master more than himself.
• Leonardo Da Vinci was buying pets in
cages in order to release them into the
wild.
• A cat sleeps 70% of it’s life.
• Men
lie
two times more than
women.
•
In
Venus
it’s
raining with metal.
•
Uranus
summer
expectancy
of
42
years.
• More than half the world’s population has never seen snow.
• Only 2% of the world’s
people have green eyes.
• Leonardo DiCaprio for the
first time won the Oscar
for Best Actor
Cinema in Greece
• Antarctica can be seen
from space.
Fun little Jokes:) author:
Matas Dovydėnas
Star Wars:
Darth Vader: Luke, use the force .
Luke: No! Never!
Darth Vader : Then what
about….
Luke: No!
Darth Vader : Or let’s
go for a walk?
Luke: NO! >:(
Darth Vader : Why?
Luke: Because you are
ug….
Darth Vader : Ugly? Yah
I hear that many times.
Luke: ……….
Darth Vader : …………..
Luke: Yay daddy!
A normal day at school:
Someone in the class: Hey you, catch!
*Throws something*
Jake: What?
*Something falls down*
Someone: Are you
alright?
Jake: Yah, but this
vase, is not.
Someone: How does the
vase look like?
Jake: Good, as it is
made from plastic.
Someone: Why it is plastic?
Jake: Because we are “LEGOS”
At the University:
Teacher: Who can tell me how much is 9²·15³:8·A?
John: 0,000,000,00,000,000,000,000,254³
Teacher: Very good, John! You get
+10 pluses.
*John looks sad*
Teacher: 15 pluses?
*Looks John at the teacher and
slowly shakes head*
Teacher: 5 pluses?
John: You just reduced.
Teacher: OK, OK pluses and ten 10.
John: That’s what I like more!
At the school:
Teacher: how much is
2·5?
Student: 10!
Teacher: WRONG!
Student: OK, I am
stupid.
*Teacher smiles*
James: 10!
*Teacher slaps his
face*
(No offense for
teachers)
Gamers :
Gamers: We are the best MLG gamers 360 no cope blazing
AFK farm u Srublord!
Smart people:
Smart people: Turns
54° and go up 14 m,
and then 3326mm up
more.
Then turn exactly 785°
and do a back flip.
Normal people :
Normal people: Shoot
without zooming, do it
with AWP.
Question to the readers of the comments.
What was in the #UNREADABLE?
Winners will be announced in the next article.
Good luck !
Tv series recommendation from
Ugnė Urbonaitė
“Bones” is a TV series about FBI agent Seeley Booth and
bones researcher Temperance ,,Bones“ Brennan. Booth and
Bones work together and also help their friends: Jack
Hodgins, Angela Montenegro, and Zack Addy.“Bones’ team”
finds lot of bones and investigates them. They research
homicide and find different specialists to help them.
Here’s something about
“team”:
• Temperance “Bones”
Brennan is very
talented researcher.
Doctor Brennan can
identify sex, weight
or age from skull or finger. I can’t understand how she is
doing that!
• Seeley Booth is FBI agent and always works with Bones
Brennan. Agent Booth has a very nice ties!
• Jack Hodgins investigates a lot of ugly things. For
example: mucus, insects and more.
• Angela Montenegro works with computer and draws dead
people’s faces. There is a device called ,,Angelator“ in
,,Bones team’s“ lab. It can restore broken bones into a 3D
model.
• Zack Addy is Temperance’s assistant and her apprentice. He
is a teenager.
• Lance Sweets is a Booth assistant. Sweets is also depicted
as a skilled piano player.
♦ Camille Saroyan previously worked as the youngest coroner
in New York city. ♣Performing autopsies in difficult and
sometimes unsanitary conditions she admits to Booth that she
took the job at the Jeffersonian because of the facilities.
◘ Later she becomes the boss.
All the characters work very hard, but they can
do their job and enjoy it! I like this series
because it’s very funny, interesting and
fantastic. Do you like TV series ”Bones”?