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Wesmen Leave UofM Tourney Undefeated Athlete Goes Postal! Page Page 20 The High Lonesome Sound of Fred Eaglesmith Page 14 Page 19 Uniter october 23, 2003 T HE Volume 58, Issue 8 T H E OF F IC I A L W E E K LY S T U DE N T N E W S PA P E R OF THE UNIVERSITY Happy Halloween! OF WINNIPEG the the pa g e 2 uniter Volume 58, Issue 8 October 23, 2003 S T A F F Jonathan Tan Editor In Chief unitereic@uwinnipeg.ca Michelle Kuly Managing Editor uniterme@uwinnipeg.ca A. P. (Ben) Benton News Editor bbenton@shaw.ca Cheryl Gudz Features Editor cvgudz@shaw.ca Jeff Robson A & E Editor jrobson@shaw.ca Leighton Klassen Sports Editor superfly149@hotmail.com Stu Reid Production Manager stureid@shaw.ca Julie Horbal Listings Editor uniter-events@newwinnipeg.com Chandra Mayor Copy Editor Ted Turner Advertising Manager tturner2@uwinnipeg.ca Scott deGroot Beat Reporter Kent Davies Diversions Coordinator M.D.Cohen Diversions Coordinator Daniel Larsson Guest Photo Editor THIS WEEK’S CONTRIBUTORS Teresa Falk, Andrew Wiens, Joshua Gaudry, Sheri Lamb, Laura White, Jeanne Fronda, Dan Hughebaert, Jon Symons, Julie Horbal, Leia Getty, Jeremy Hull, James Paskaruk, The Uniter is the official student newspaper of the University of Winnipeg and is published by the University of Winnipeg Students' Association. The Uniter is editorially autonomous and the opinions expressed within do not necessarily reflect those of the UWSA. The Uniter is a member of the Canadian University Press and Campus Plus Media Services. Submission of articles, letters, photos and graphics are welcome. Articles should be submitted in text or Microsoft Word format to uniter@uwinnipeg.ca. Deadline for submissions is noon Friday (contact the section's editor for more information). Deadline for advertisements is noon Friday, six days prior to publication. The Uniter reserves the right to refuse to print submitted material. The Uniter will not print submissions that are homophobic, misogynistic, racist or libelous. We also reserve the right to edit for length or style. Contact Us General Inquiries: 204.786.9790 Advertising: 204.786.9779 Editors: 204.786.9497 Fax: 204.783.7080 Email: uniter@uwinnipeg.ca The Uniter Room ORM14 University of Winnipeg 515 Portage Avenue Winnipeg, Manitoba R3B 2E9 uniter october 23, 2003 n e w s Missing “Persons” A . P . ( B E N ) B E N T O N News Editor October, like so many of our months, is an eventfilled extravaganza of celebratory and commemorative days and weeks. Every month is packed with commemorative days, or weeks, either provincially, nationally, or internationally to recognize something or other. For instance, October is not only Thanksgiving, but has also been declared Life Sciences Week (5th11th), World Teacher’s Day (5th), Mental Health Awareness Week (6th-10th), Co-op Week (12th-18th), School Bus Safety Week (19th-25th). Have our governments never heard the adage “Less is more?” Almost lost in the mix are worthy causes such as Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Women’s History Month, and a particularly important day in Canadian women’s history—Persons Day. While it’s a noble cause to dedicate parts of our precious calendar to assorted campaigns, the cramming of so many “this and that” months, weeks, or days around other important dates is a disservice to their function. With so many “goings-on” one tends to ignore all the clutter in an already busy schedule, and the significance and reverence for important dates becomes lost. I can recall a time when it was poor taste to give any consideration to Christmas before Remembrance Day, for it would dishonour the Veteran’s contributions. Now, in any given department store, alongside the Halloween decorations you can find Christmas ornaments. It was also verboten to sell anything on Remembrance Day. Now most corporations eschew even the reasonable 9:00 a.m. - 1:00 p.m. cessation of business. The veterans have a fitting anthem—one that I feel applies fittingly to the eroding, or absent, importance of Persons Day—Lest We Forget. Women’s History Month is an occasion to reflect and recognize the contribution that women have made to our society, in many cases writing women’s contributions into the history books for the first time. I didn’t know we had an entire month dedicated to Women in History, nor did I know that October was such a significant month in women’s history. But I discovered that I am not the only one to have been overlooking the contributions of this segment of society. Furthermore, it has been a mistake perpetuated in antiquity. Women’s History Month was established in honour of the famous Persons Case of 1929, when five women created legal history in women’s rights by contesting the notion that legal definitions of persons excluded females. Born in 1868, Emily Murphy became the first woman magistrate in the British Empire in 1916. When a lawyer successfully challenged her ruling, claiming that by the terms of the British North America Act of 1867 she was not legally defined as a “person,” Murphy decided to challenge the definition and in 1927 led the legal process to reform that became known as the Persons Case. Four other prominent Canadian Women— Nellie McClung, Irene Parlby, Louise McKinney, and Henrietta Muir Edwards— rallied with Murphy to bring attention to the issue. Just around the corner from the University of Winnipeg, an important landmark of the city and of this chapter in women’s history still stands. The Walker theatre (now the Burton Cummings Theatre for Performing Arts) hosted the event—a Mock Parliament. The satirical drama was staged in 1914, the day after Premier Redmond Roblin turned down a delegation of several hundred men and women demanding votes for women. Acting in the play were several leaders in the Manitoba suffrage campaign. With humour to emphasise the flaws in the Premier’s arguments, the mock parliament reversed roles, McClung starring as the Manitoba Premier. The show was an overwhelming success and consolidated support for the suffragettes. Their efforts were soon rewarded, and in 1916 Manitoba became the first province to grant women the vote. While the other provinces and federal government followed suit, Murphy had still not accomplished all that she wanted—an appointment to the Senate. Women could not be appointed to the Senate, a position of real power from which real reform for women’s rights could be spearheaded. In spite of the support of Prime Ministers Arthur Meighan and William Lyon MacKenzie King, her appointment could not succeed due to the language in the BNA Act which set out the powers and responsibilities of the provinces and of the federal government. The argument that had undermined Murphy’s efforts was that the term “persons” as used in the Act, did not seem to include women. This federal act used the term “persons” whenever it referred to more than one person, and “he” whenever it referred to one person. Murphy, McClung, Parlby, McKinney, and Edwards brought the issue to the Supreme Court of Canada in 1927. It took five weeks for the court to decide that the word “person” as applied in the BNA Act did not in fact include women. In 1929, eight years after the five women had begun their campaign, the Judicial Committee of the Privy Council in England, the highest court of Canada, officially pronounced women “persons” under the law. The “Famous Five” achieved not only the right for women to serve in the Senate, but they and their many contributions paved the way for women to participate in other aspects of public life, advanced the cause of equality for girls and women, and opened the doors to the feminist movement. Secondwave feminists of the 1970s actually adopted “personhood” as a symbol of women’s legal personality. In 1979 Governor General Edward Schreyer chose to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the almost forgotten Persons Case and the efforts of the Famous Five by announcing a series of five awards. These, in addition to one Youth Award, are presented each October to candidates chosen from across Canada who continue the tradition of courage, integrity, and hard work. In honour of these events, on March 9th, 1992 the then Honourable Mary Colins, minister responsible for the Status of Women in Canada, declared October to be Women’s History Month. To annually coincide, several Canadian governments give “Persons Awards” honouring prominent women in their communities. the october 23, 2003 uniter pa g e 3 n e w s Menno-Simons Students Hungry for World Food Day Awareness B Y S C O T T D E G R O O T Global hunger is not a new problem. For decades, international organizations, governments, and NGO’s have been fighting a losing battle against starvation and chronic hunger in the developing world. But this predicament isn’t limited to the Southern Hemisphere; it’s estimated that hunger affects the lives of 840 million people across the globe. Here in Canada, we like to think that hunger is not a major issue within our borders, and ignore the thousands of Canadians who are unable to meet their basic nutritional requirements. Despite the scope and magnitude of these problems, they receive scant coverage in the popular media. While channel surfing, chances are news flashes on “Bennifer” will appear twenty times before you’ll see anything on famine and food security. The newspapers are no better; when was the last time you read anything about food shortages in Eritrea or looming famine in Tanzania, these days? Responding to the need to build a dialogue and increase awareness of global hunger, World Food Day was established by the Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO) of the United Nations in 1979. The event has a mandate of raising awareness of these problems, and although its success in this area has been limited, World Food Day is observed in over 125 countries each year. On October 16th last week, the Menno-Simons College Students Association (MSC-SA) observed World Food Day at the U of W. The group held an “international potluck” to draw attention to World Food Day and global hunger. Cory Bellhouse, program assistant of the Conflict Resolution Studies Department and member of the MSC-SA feels that supporting this event is a worthy cause, but more needs to be done on a macro level. “Having a day to symbolically draw attention to the fact the majority of the world doesn’t get enough nutritional food to live a good life is important,” said Bellhouse. “But it’s also important to continue this dialogue and thought process year round. Calling attention to it one day is not going to alleviate the problems of the world. I don’t think that hunger is given enough profile by governments or the mainstream media. It’s really inadequate at this point—especially in our country. We hope that people will adopt this type of action year round into their lifestyle.” Throughout the week, the MSC-SA collected non-perishable food items from students at Menno-Simmons College in the student lounge and at the potluck dinner. Two hampers were created, and on the fol- lowing day, Friday, Oct. 17th, they were donated to the UWSA Foodbank in 1C12. The MSC-SA aided in the packing of the food, and subsequent distribution to needy students, alumni, and community members. “I think that the UWSA food bank is a really important thing to support because it’s literally right here in the university,” said Bellhouse. “It’s operating for low income students, or for people in our city who can’t even afford their groceries each week. There is a vauge sense that we are well-off compared to the rest of the world, but we have such immense hunger and poverty problems in our own backyard that we just can’t keep on ignoring it.” World food day events were also held at the University of Manitoba and across the country last week by organizations such as the Canadian Foodgrains Bank and Oxfam Canada. New Study Examines North End “Fringe Banking” B Y S C O T T D E G R O O T Twenty years ago, most residents of Winnipeg’s North End could walk down the street to their local bank branch. Traditional financial institutions such as the Bank of Montreal and Scotia Bank lined street corners. They offered convenience and accessibility to a hard working North End clientele. Those days are long gone now. Currently, fringe banking services such as payday loan, rent-toown, and pawnshops far outnumber traditional banks, and they are fast becoming the neighbourhoods’ “banking” service of choice – despite exorbitantly high interest rates. But what led to this situation and how does it affect the North End’s residents, who are among the poorest in Winnipeg? A recent study by Dr. Jerry Buckland of Menno-Simons College and Dr. Thibault Martin of the University of Winnipeg examines such questions. Entitled The Rise of Fringe Financial Services in Winnipeg’s North End: Client Experiences, Firm Legitimacy & Communitybased Alternatives, the study was conducted over a one year period and interviewed fortyone fringe bank clients in a qualitative survey. Its findings generated quite a buzz when they were released to the local media last week. Press conferences were attended by local media organizations such as the CBC, AChannel, the Free Press, and the Winnipeg Sun. Offers were also made by local radio station CJOB to interview Buckland and Thibault on their findings. Funding for the study was provided by the Winnipeg Inner City Research Alliance (WIRA), which is a partnership between academia and community organizations seeking to develop stronger inner-city neighbourhoods. The project was assisted by a number of student researchers from the U of W as well as community researchers. The study found that the growth fringe banking services has occurred for a multitude of reasons, one of the most important being branch closures at the mainstream banks, according to Dr. Buckland. “The heart of our concern in the study is that mainstream bank branches are being shut down. In 1980 in the Winnipeg telephone directory, we found that there were twenty credit union and bank branches in the North End, and today there are only five - and they are all on the periphery,” said Buckland. “On the other hand, in 1980, there was only one fringe bank, but today there are 19 fringe banks such as pay-day loans, pawn shops, and rent-to-owns. There has been an interesting inverse relationship over time. What it means is that low-income people in the end face higher fees for lower quality services, and these are exactly the people who have the least flexibility in their spending.” Other reasons for the proliferation of Fringe Banks include that they have extended hours of operation. This is important to the working poor of the north-end who often work late or have irregular shifts. As many North End residents don’t have cars, convenience was also a major factor. It was also determined that some clients did not feel respected at mainstream banks and believed that fringe banks gave them greater control over their money. While cheques are withheld and processed at mainstream banks, fringe banks provide immediate cash. Despite these benefits to Fringe Banks, it’s clear their services come with a high cost. Fees at Fringe Banks often involve complex formulas and annualized interest rates that range from 200 to 1000 percent. Cashing a $100 cheque at Money Mart costs about four dollars, whereas a mainstream bank would likely charge 50 cents or less. Moreover, unlike mainstream banks, fringe banks cannot provide clients a means to improving their credit and savings position. However, Buckland and Thibault do not condemn fringe banks, something they are quick to point out. “If the Fringe banks were shut down, people would be in an even more precarious position than they are now. We don’t want to bash fringe banks because we see that they do offer a service,” said Buckland. “We believe there are a lot of people who want to improve their financial situation. We’re not saying let’s kick the fringe banks out, we’re saying let’s open new pathways and new opportunities for people to improve their financial situation by offering some new services in the North End.” The study calls for efforts to more effectively meet the financial needs of low-income consumers through a combination of provin- cial regulation and federal policy requiring banks to address the needs of low-income communities. The study also calls for the establishment of a community financial service centre in the north end with a central locale, which would provide micro loans, as well as some “fringe services.” The centre would provide access to special savings accounts and give clients a means to improve their credit rating. the pa g e 4 uniter october 23, 2003 n e w s Worms and the Single Girl One Woman’s Search for True Love and a Reduction in Harmful Greenhouse Gases. BY AMANDA MCMILLAN Episode I It all started when I decided to purchase my very own automobile. Like single women before me (think Bridget Jones and Mary Tyler Moore) I crave independence and self-sufficiency. For me that means being able to go where I want, when I want. In the end I decided on a Honda Civic, which meets California’s Ultra-Low Emission Vehicle (ULEV) standards. Still, I was wracked by guilt as I thought of my contribution of greenhouse gases out into the atmosphere. In an attempt to (in a very small way) balance this out, I decided to start composting. As an apartment dweller I wasn’t sure quite how to do this, until a friend introduced me to vermicomposting. The idea of a whole bunch of wiggly worms hanging out in my apartment, eating up my leftover veggies, was strangely appealing. Before too long my friend provided me with my very own Red Wrigglers. My first impression? Gross! This teeming mass of red wiggling worms was going to be living in my apartment? Yuck, yuck, yuck. But because I am an independent, self-sufficient single woman, I forged ahead. I purchased my Rubbermaid container and punched holes in the roof. I tore strips of newspaper to make a comfy new home for my worms. I found an unobtrusive place to keep them in my kitchen. And I got a little bit excited about purchasing the pretty stainless steel composting pail from Lee Valley. Luckily Resource Conservation Manitoba has tonnes of tips for composters and I referred to it often. I had to remember to keep the container moist, and once a week I would put in the scraps I had saved up. It really didn’t seem that hard, and I was ready to proclaim my foray into vermicomposting a success. Episode II: The Great Escape – Early Adventures in Vermicomposting I’d had my worms for a day, and was very proud of myself for successfully building them a home, and for not being too squeamish about the fact that there are now worms living in my apartment. My feelings of pride were short-lived. I woke up the next morning to find several dried up worm corpses on my kitchen floor. The poor things! I instantly felt like a terrible mother. The home I had made for them was so inhospitable that they were clambering to get out. I pictured them struggling across the massive expanse of my kitchen floor (a desert to a worm) – an epic escape – only to die trying to reach . . . where exactly did they think they were going? I looked into the container to check the fate of the others. They were all huddled near the roof, obviously very upset. So I fluffed their bedding, poked a few more holes in their roof, and made sure the lid was on securely. It worked, because there were no more dried up worm corpses on my kitchen floor. The struggle of those early pioneer worms had not been in vain – their efforts alerted me to the conditions in the bin, and in the end made me a better vermicomposter. Episode III: “My daughter is a hippy!” – Tell me what you really think Mom “Worms? In your kitchen? Where?” My mom’s first inclination was to provide me with the number for an exterminator. I assured her that I put them there. “Why?” She’s skeptical, I can tell. Even after I explained, the dubious expression on her face told me that the gross factor of creepy-crawlies in the kitchen out-weighed any environmental benefits. Not that my mom doesn’t love the planet, she just can’t shake the feeling that worms in the kitchen are not entirely hygienic. My sister Becca doesn’t help. “Mom and Dad, you’ve raised a dirty hippy!” she gleefully told them at a family dinner hosted by me. My grandmother, the coolest member of the family, is remarkably nonchalant about almost everything. “They’re cute,” was her only comment when I picked out one of my Red Wrigglers to show off. My aunt and uncles refused to look. To be fair, they had just discovered that they had eaten a meal prepared in the worm-infested kitchen. Bailey, my cat (every single woman worth her stereotype has a cat), is fascinated by them. Every time I have the bin open he is right in there, peering over the edge to check things out. I think he’s smart enough to realize that they aren’t as cute and furry as he is, and therefore not likely to replace him in my heart. I have also shared my worm stories at work. Aside from my new nickname (Worm Girl), my co-workers are all quite supportive. At work one day we discussed the worms at length, and everyone had lots of questions. “What do you keep them in? “A Rubbermaid container.” “What do you feed them?” “Mostly fruit and veggie scraps.” “Don’t you have problems with fruit flies?” “I don’t put banana peels in because veteran vermicomposters think that’s what lures the flies.” As the conversation continued I dazzled them with my worm knowledge. Each one of my worms eats half of his or her weight every day. The resulting castings (a polite word for worm poo) makes fabulous fertilizer for your plants. They enquired about worm babies. It was at this point that the conversation degenerated. My informative talk on the benefits and how-to of vermicomposting became wild speculation on worm romance. Did their Rubbermaid home come equipped with mood lighting and Barry White? Is their home furnished with comfy beds? I hadn’t put a lot of thought into how my worms make babies. I made a mental note to look into it. The next morning I arrived at work to find worm-sized IKEA-style furniture on my desk. Bunk beds, a chair and a giant double bed, all made from Popsicle sticks, courtesy of a coworker and her daughter. The worms’ home was complete. For more information visit www.resourceconservation.mb.ca/cap/index.html the october 23, 2003 uniter pa g e 5 n e w s Art: By the People, For the People B Y V I V I A N B E L I K There’s nothing like art to remind citizens that their city is more than just a centre for downtown buildings and sprawling suburban settlements. At the end of September, the city of Winnipeg released its plan to innovate the city’s landscape by injecting half a million dollars into public art. The purpose, according to City Council, is to give a voice to Winnipeg communities via artists who will reflect our city’s individuality while simultaneously breathing life into its many corners. A task force was created in May 2002 under the direction of the Winnipeg Arts Council and Mayor Glen Murray. It began as a volunteer group surfacing out of the arts community with the purpose of creating a public art policy for Winnipeg. Its mandate was to research cities such as Toronto, Vancouver and Seattle, which are known to have good public arts programs, and speak with experts in the field of public arts. It was an opportunity for professionals in the field of arts, city administration, planning and development and architecture to come together and share their ideas and proposals for public art in Winnipeg. The Winnipeg Committee on Public Art, which has taken over the work of the task force, represents a diversity of interests by involving members from all communities and walks of life. Tricia Wazny, coordinator for the Committee on Public Art, assures that the project will “reach out to different parts of the city,” and not just downtown. The communities that will receive funding for public art will be “represented by people in the arts community that are from the regions in question.” As well, a separate jury will be put in place to oversee the development of each piece of art. In this way, the project will reflect the interests of the public and not just the politicians. In reference to this the mayor has stated that, “politicians endorse the need for public art and also respect that there can- not be political interference in the creation or subject of the work.” In addition to the $500,000 received in 2003, the Committee on Public Art is expected to receive $1 million in the following year in an effort to carry through with its plans. The money is not a grant and will make its way into the hands of the Committee each year for an indefinite period of time. An open-door policy will be used to recruit artists for the project. Local artists, of course, will be essential to the initiative although artists from different cities will be welcome to take part as well. This, in Wazny’s opinion, would allow artists to “give an outside perspective to Winnipeg.” Wazny also states that artists from other communities in Manitoba will be encouraged to participate in Winnipeg’s public art project. No definite projects have been created at this time but the Committee hopes to incorporate such things as the city’s new environmental policy into the artwork. Other possi- bilities are renovations to civic buildings and further development of our city’s river-ways. When asked whether money would be spent on such projects as the “Moose in the City” display in Toronto (a collection of more than 300 moose designed by different Toronto artists), Wazny was quick to note that our public art policy would “offer a lot more to the city than that.” This may answer the question of whether our own city will be invaded by the likes of large, unattractive bison, but it will still leave people wondering what exactly we can expect to see in the way of public art. The implementation of the Committee’s plan will most likely begin in early 2004 but it is unknown as to when the citizens of Winnipeg will be able to experience the fruits of its labour. Although somewhat vague at this point, the plan to implement public art into our city could potentially change other Canadians’ views that Winnipeg is one of the least attractive cities in the country. The Plight of the Rally Highlights Rural Student Poverty Issues B Y Activists Aims to Give the Poor a Voice B Y G I N N Y C O L L I N S Central Bureau REGINA (CUP) — Anti-poverty activists in Regina are determined to make poverty an issue and give the poor a voice in the upcoming provincial election. A Rally Against Poverty was held on Oct. 17 to coincide with the United Nations Day for the Eradication of Poverty. Activists were there to send out the message that poverty is a long way from being eradicated both in Regina and around the world. “We’re in the middle of an election campaign. Poverty issues are often not in the forefront of political debate in this province,” said Peter Gilmer, spokesperson for the Regina AntiPoverty Ministry. “The timing of this is important to us.” The day before the rally, consultations were held with several antipoverty activists over questions they would direct to politicians during the rally. Their main concerns include affordable housing, increases in minimum wage, new job creation strategies and high social assistance rates. Gilmer says that although the cost of living has gone up 80 per cent since 1982, social assistance rates have remained the same. He also says minimum wage in Saskatchewan would have to go up to at least $7.75 for someone working full time to reach the poverty line. Currently minimum wage is $6.65. “People should not have to choose between paying the rent and feeding their kids,” he said. Mike Lamb has been a volunteer with the Regina Anti-Poverty Ministry as well as a welfare recipient for many years. As a person affected by poverty, Lamb believes both the provincial and federal governments are not doing enough for the poor in Canada. “Mike Harris fills the streets with people when he cuts back welfare by 25 per cent,” said Lamb, referring to poverty and homelessness in Ontario. According to anti-poverty activists, another main cause of poverty is the current workfare programs in place. Gilmer says the current plans operate under a system called “trickle down economics”. “They believe if you give enough to the rich they will invest it and they will create jobs for the poor. Unfortunately this strategy is not meeting the need and actually making the gap between rich and poor even wider.” The rally itself had approximately 75 people in attendance. The crowd was composed of community groups, anti-poverty organizations, labour movements and people affected by poverty. The crown heard from representatives from all these groups. “I found something deeply important to me as a person from Saskatchewan, as a Canadian,” said Mike Lamb in an interview before the rally. “I will always be here, I will always be doing this, because this will not go away overnight.” Saskatchewan voters go to the polls on Nov. 5. L E I A G E T T Y University’s expensive for everyone— unless of course you’re one of the few who get full paid scholarships. For most of us who live here or who have relatives who live in the city, rent is one of the few things that we don’t have to worry about while we’re worrying if we’ve got enough for tuition, how the job’s going or if you’re in my chordates class, how we’re going to remember the muscles of the dogfish shark. However, for rural students they don’t always have the option of living at home to save money. Even those who carpool from their rural homes are subject to hours on the road before coming into the city limits and fighting traffic and paying the ridiculous costs of parking downtown. Most dormitories offer subsidized rates for students, but rent is only one of the few things they have to worry about. Electricity, food, and telephone bills add up. From problem roommates to noisy neighbors, those of us who live at home sometimes can’t imagine what these out-of-towners go through. If that wasn’t bad enough, a lot of us take course-loads where we can barely work during the week, two nights on the weekends tops, and while city dwellers are probably using that money to have a good time, the rural student is probably using it to make ends meet. When summer rolls around, rural students typically go home to be with their families. That means they can’t take summer courses. When time comes to get books for next semester, they can go to the Petrified Sole, but can only check for cheaper books during the few times they’re in the city. And going to the University is a day trip, not a quick bus ride that so many of us are accustomed to. And when it’s back to Winnipeg for another school year, they either have to find a new apartment or keep paying the rent throughout the summer in a place they’ve barely been to. However, thanks to recent technology the more popular courses are offered in the more rural and northern parts of Manitoba. We’ve all been enrolled in a telecourse or online course that we’ve switched out of once the waiting list narrowed down. These courses allow those who can’t get to Winnipeg to work on a degree while they get on with their lives away from the city. However, these courses are limited and it’s not easy to learn stuff if one can’t see the professor in person, and it’s easy enough to slack off and tape the telecourses with the promise, “I’ll watch it later.” Although more expensive for the rural than the urban (or suburban in my case; the part of Charleswood where I live may have more than its fair share of forest fauna but at least I’m on a decent bus route), the experience of University is quite different than for those of us who still sponge off their parents. Although rural students have to live independently, this real-life training is setting them up for a time where they will live independently indefinitely. People like me, however, assume all the bills will get paid on time, and if all my laundry is dirty my little sister and I are the same size so I don’t really have to worry about it. Independent students have to cook their own food yes, but how often will it be something they dislike? Although the rural student and I may take the same course, our experience through university will be totally different. Meanwhile, we both have to get back to that dogfish. Oh it’s a long way from Amphioxus… FOR SOME OF THE BEST USED VEHICLES IN MANITOBA Visit us on the web at www.manitobacarfind.ca the pa g e 6 uniter october 23, 2003 editorial The (neo) -Conservative Party and Canadian Democracy J O N A T H A N T A N Editor In Chief W ith the past week’s announcement, of a deal between the leadership of the federal Progressive Conservatives and the Canadian Alliance that could merge the two parties into a single entity called the Conservative Party of Canada, many political commentators are heralding a renewal of Canadian federal politics. The return of the two-party state is how some have termed it, but this political marriage is not exactly a match made in heaven. It’s more like an arranged marriage between a confused, and possibly senile old man who no longer commands the support he once did, and his estranged western lover-boy who can’t get any more popular on his own. I’m guessing they’d prefer the term civilunion. It’s all a bit premature really, they’ve already named the baby but the marriage license is far from signed. Both their respective families are sure to have objections. One’s family is fundamentalist Christian, holding hard-line far-right views that would bring Canadians back to the 1950’s and the other has a more moderate Protestant background with a strong work ethic. There are definitely points of conflict where the two parties common ground of fiscal conservatism breaks down. For me the possible merger will at least end some conceptual confusion I’ve had with both parties names. The Progressive Conservative party’s name was particularly confusing. As the definitions found in the Oxford Canadian Dictionary illustrate, the terms Progressive and Conservative can easily be construed as conflicting or at least selferasing terms. Progressive is defined alternately as A: a political party favouring or implementing rapid progress or social change or B: holding liberal views. Conservative on the other hand is defined as A: averse to rapid change or B: A party promoting individualism and non-interventions by the State. So clearly dropping the Progressive from PC will make it clearer that they are not liberal, the question is can those that are averse to change accept this one. The Canadian Alliance is also a confusing name since I’ve never been sure who it was an alliance of. Despite the fact that the Alliance has been able to branch out slightly from Reform’s western voter base the fact that past unite-the-right efforts failed to get the PC’s in the fold has meant that the Canadian Alliance was little more than Reform with a name change. Substantively there are sure to be conflicts between the two party’s memberships. Even though the PC’s have traditionally advocated fiscally conservative policies, past federal PC governments have also increased spending on a number of social programs and run deficits. The Alliance has always advocated for a much smaller conception of governments meaning that those in the PC party who viewed it as an alternative brokerage type party to the Liberals may be inclined to support Paul Martin instead of accepting the more fundamentalist views of the new party. Again this is all speculation at this point. There will likely be a legal challenge to the merger from the David Orchard camp of the PC party since Peter McKay has clearly violated the written agreement not to merge that made him party leader in the first place. Despite this and other obstacles the merger will likely go through, after all what other options do they have. This deal was born out of desperation, both parties have realized that alone they face being pushed further into the margins of Parliament. The new party will not necessarily earn the number of seats that they would like. It is still unclear which side will have more influence on policy formation and the new party lacks any appeal in Quebec. All of this uncertainty hasn’t kept the media from salivating over every twist and turn in the plot. The national papers want a race in the next election, something they haven’t had for awhile and they are willing to play up the prospects of this new party in order to get one. It seems funny to me that during the past decade when the political right in Canada has been fragmented and filled with in-fighting, the left has failed to garner greater amounts of support. The Liberal party in its current situation has managed to be both the government and the opposition. By this I mean that criticism of the current Chretien regime that come from the incoming Martin camp are taken more seriously than anything that Steven Harper has to say. All of the other parties in Parliament seem to be viewed as increasingly marginal. A new Conservative party may help re-invigorate democratic debate in this country but my fear is that it will shift the realm of what is deemed as legitimate debate further to the right. Already we are bracing for a Liberal government that will be more neo-liberal than in its current incarnation, with Paul Martin promising tax and program cuts as a top priority. With a neo-conservative Conservative party as the opposition the debate in Parliament may become a matter of where and how deep to cut, rather than if we should be cutting programs at all. Citizens in this country need to start remembering that if we’re talking about smaller government, while at the same time proposing policy harmonization with the U.S. in order to keep the border open, and negotiating away legislative power in multi-lateral trade deals like the FTAA, pretty soon there really won’t be a Canada left worth speaking of. the october 23, 2003 uniter pa g e 7 D I V E R S I O N S Straight Faced Tales From a Muirite BY M.D. COHEN AND KENT DAVIES B G Stream of Consciousness Y Y J . J . S ou bastards!! What have you done with Jimmy?! Oh, wait, there he is. Sorry, I'll just let myself out. No one believed I could do it. No one supported me, they all scoffed. But I've finally done it. I have created a weapon so powerful, nothing could withstand it. An unstoppable harbinger of death, the pinnacle of weapons technology, my own apocalypse. And now..NOW!! They shall all suffer! I'll, um, throw stuff at them or something. Maybe sneak up behind 'em and whack 'em upside the head. Then they'll regret the day they laughed at Virgil T. Pinkmeyer. Note to self: finalize name change. Sometimes I wonder if ants are smarter than we know. Maybe they have a whole society, with art, and social events. Maybe they're plotting the annihilation of the human race so they can claim the top of the food chain. Ha! Fat chance! We can just step on them. Stupid ants. I think the stupidest subject in school is geography. I mean, it's not like I plan on living in the world anyway. One subject that I think is really worth paying attention in though, is history. Cause you never know when that crazy scientist guy who lives on your street is gonna succeed in creating a time machine, in which you unwittingly become the test pilot, and have to use your knowledge of history to survive in the new era until you can find your way back. No matter what the class though, it's always good to pay attention, . M C L E O M D um is a gateway candy. I’m addicted to gum. It all started innocently enough. I used to have a family dinner every other Sunday where my Aunt would give me a package of gum. I loved this for two reasons. Firstly, you can never go wrong with free stuff. Secondly, I was the most popular kid in my class on Monday mornings. Everybody wanted a piece of me... and my gum. The same holds true today but I find it weird giving out gum in playgrounds so that Billy and Jane will be my friends. I guess that explains the restraining order. It all started out innocently enough. I’d have a stick or two to take the edge off: cinnamon, mint, cherry. One day my friend brought a chocolate bar to school. I figured it couldn’t hurt. Like I said, gum is a gateway candy. Pretty soon I was hitting sugar highs that I’d never reached before. I remember doing a couple of lines of pixie sticks back in ’87. I saw the face of God, man. The lows were pretty bad too. You never realize how bad off you are until you’re sniffing fun dip and sucking cock for pop rocks. Of course there are those who can handle their addiction. They’re the ones walking around with all the bling bling. You know the type. A giant ring pop on their right hand, the candy necklace, the Popeye cigarettes. It really brings new meaning to the term sugar daddy. They’re also the ones who Dr. Muire is a publicly traded company. B Y D because you never know when some day, far in the distant future, you might end up needing to remember one single piece of information, to use at an appropriate time. Especially with the wacky adventures I have. Like this one time, I spilled grape juice all over mom and dad's new couch, and the Beave's like "Oh man, what are we gonna do?". But I was like, "Wait a minute, science class, vinegar and baking soda!" Yep, that was certainly a close shave. The baking soda didn't work, but we turned the cushion over. When young Tommy asked me where the sun went at night to make things so dark, I told him it was because the sun was flickering. We never used to have dark nights at all, but the sun's almost burnt out now. Probably in the next few weeks, the sun'll die completely, and the earth will grow completely cold and dark, and every living thing will quickly die. Kids love stories like that. Sometimes, just for laughs, I like to walk down a busy sidewalk, and then, for no obvious reason, stop suddenly, causing a disturbance. It can be really funny. Sometimes when I'm in my car I like to do that too. And this one time, it was sooooo funny! This guy had a big load, and he couldn't stop, and he rear ended me and snapped my third vertebrae. So now I have to wear a neck brace. When I think back on it, it still makes me laugh. Then I grab my neck cause it really hurts when I laugh. C O H E N push the higher end candy that most of us can’t afford: the gummies. This is usually the choice of the elite candy crowd in New York and Milan. The closest a guy like me will get to that is a package of candy valentine hearts and a bottle of ginger ale. Willy Wonka is the biggest sugar daddy of them all though. His purple oompah men really lay down the law when it comes to territory disputes. They may not be big but they’re scrappers. So what is the reason I’m telling you this? I feel it is my public duty to protect today’s youth. This is a precautionary tale to tell you two things: Trix aren’t for kids and the Eatmore cowbody is a glorified Malboro man. They say that candy rots the teeth. Well, it rots the mind as well. Too many lives have been lost to the hands of M & M’s and Skittles. I see today’s youth walk into a convenience store and come out with a dime bag. How can we let our future leaders do this? Stick to the safer candy: the dried fruit and, to a lesser extent, the granola bar. It may not be as exciting but at least you’ll live to see another day. I was five when I had my first fix and look where I am now. I owe My Wonka five grand and I have to pawn five of my ring pops to make my first payment. You can contact either Matt or Kent at unitercomedy@hotmail.com What are the students saying... ...In the Halls? Time: 1:34 Place: Centennial Male: I was trying to go back to my junior high days. Male 2: If you want to go back to the junior high days let me give you a wedgie and put you in a locker. Time: 2:38 Place: Bulman Male: What’s it like working for McDonalds? Male 2: McShitty. Time: 11:14 Place: Ashdown Male: If I were a superhero I’d be called the dispenser. the PA G E 8 uniter october 23, 2003 D I V E R S I O N S u n i t e r ON CAMPUS COMMOTION WORK STUDY PROGRAM Jobs on campus for full-time students with 30+ cr. hrs. and a Canada Student Loan/line-ofcredit of $1000+ Applications in Awards Office Deadline October 20 COMMONWEALTH SCHOLARSHIPS Graduate study in a variety of Commonwealth countries Applications in Awards Office Deadline Oct 24 RHODES SCHOLARSHIPS For graduate study at Oxford Applications in Awards Office Deadline Oct 24 FOREIGN GOVERNMENT AWARDS For graduate study in various countries Applications in Awards Office Deadline Oct 24 STUDY SKILLS WORKSHOP Studying & Test Prep October 24 1L04 5:30pm EcoMAFIA DUMPSTER DIVING Clean up trash for a trophy and a good cause Thursday Oct 25 Sign up in the atrium this week LUCILLE CHUNG Virtuosi Concert Series October 25 Eckhardt-Gramatte Hall 8pm Call 786-9000 for tix EcoMAFIA STUFF SWAP Trade your old stuff for new stuff and enjoy food and entertainment (bring your own plate, cup, etc.) Friday Oct 26 Bulman Student Centre STUDY ABROAD OPPORTUNITIES INFO SESSION Wednesday October 29 12:30-1:20 Contact International Office for more info CANADIAN FEDERATION OF UNIVERSITY WOMEN Information & application form for a variety of graduate awards Applications in Awards Office Deadline November 1 MY MANITOBA MOMENT NON-FICTION CONTEST Winnipeg Free Press & Writers Collective Annual Non-fiction contest Write a 1500-2000 word story with the theme "My Manitoba Moment" Call 786-9468 or email writerscollective@uwinnipeg.ca for applications Deadline Nov 5 FULBRIGHT STUDENT AWARDS ($15, 000 US) For graduate studies in the US Applications in Awards Office Deadline November 15 FULBRIGHT OAS ECOLOGY INSTITUTE Scholarships for graduate studies in US in area of environmental studies & sustainable development Applications in Awards Office Deadline November 15 If you have something you want included in our listings, visit www.newwinnipeg.com and fill out the Uniter Listings form. Or fill out the form at the Info Booth. Or feel free to stop by and see me the C o m p i l e d b y J U L l i s t i n g s Uniter Office on Mondays from 8:3010:30 or 3:30-4:30. eyes and run your index finger along this page until I say stop. If you don’t have anything you want to include in the compilation and you find yourself sitting at home with no homework to your name, simply close your STOP! I E H O R B A What event did your finger land on? Quit sitting and go check it out! L , Listings Coordinator Halloween Horrors Here are some of the Uniter’s picks for the spookiest Halloween events Events leading up to the spooky evening... BOO AT THE ZOO Assinaboine Park Zoo Until October 30 Tix $7 @ Safeway $8 @ door HALLOWEEN CORN MAZE Boonstra Farms (Highway 67) Fridays 6-10pm Saturdays noon - 10pm Sundays noon - 6pm Admission $7.50 SKALLOWEEN 5 Feat. Greg (Milka) Crowe Band, Subcity Dwellerz, Solar Powered Rocket Car, Hot Off the Girdle, Lackadasical Riverview Community Centre, 8pm Wednesday October 29 Tix $4 @ Sk8, Music Trader ONTARIO GRADUATE SCHOLARSHIP PROGRAM Scholarships for study in Ontario graduate universities Applications in Awards Office Deadline November 17 TOTAL BODY NOON HOUR FITNESS CLASSES Mondays: Hi/Low, Wednesdays: Athletic Moves, Fridays: Core Body Conditioning 12:30-1:15pm Tuesday: Step & Hi-Lo combo, Thursdays: Tae-Box 12:05-12:50pm Register at the Duckworth Centre Customer Service Desk ROUND THE 'PEG PURSUITS PANDEMONIUM A Kiss Tribute Silverado's (CanadInns Garden City - 694-SHOW) Tix $5, call 694-SHOW Ian McCulloch from Echo & the Bunnymen Halloween night at the Pyramid SKALLOWEEN 5 Feat. The Afterbeat, Ten Too Many, Happy Nipple Project, Bailey's Car West End Cultural Centre (586 Ellice Ave - 783-6918) Thursday October 30 8pm Tix $6 @ SK8, Music Trader THE MAIN EVENT... Sounds DEATH BY STEREO W/ Himsa & Undecided West End Cultural Centre (586 Ellice Ave - 783-6918) 8pm (doors @ 7:15) Tix $13/$15 @ Ticketmaster, SK8 & WECC BOYFRIEND w/FANNY, not half, ABSENT SOUNDS & duul_drv Collective Cabaret (108 Osborne - 475-2239) Tix @ door MOSES MAYES, BLUE QUARTER & IO Pyramid Cabaret (176 Fort - 957-7777) 9pm Tix @ door UNIFUNK Moses Mayes Rudimental, the Viberiders, DJ CO-op and Dr.P Unicef Fundraiser The Zen Lounge 253 Portage tix $8, $10 at the door SKALLOWEEN 5 Feat. The Brat Attack, The Barrymores, JFK and the Conspirators, The Wedgewoods West End Cultural Centre (586 Ellice Ave - 783-6918) Tix $6 @ SK8, Music Trader ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN Pyramid Cabaret (176 Fort - 957-7777), 9pm Tix $20 @ Ticketmaster Movement DANCE AND CHAT WCD Studio Theatre (211 Bannatyne) 8pm Film THE LAST ROUND: CHUVALO vs. ALI Cinematheque (100 Arthur - 981-5379) 9pm Tix $4.50-$6 @ door JERRY TWOMEY COLLECTION Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Gallery 1 Sights TWITCH by David Rokeby, Garnet Hertz, Nicholas Stedman, Kevin Yates aceartinc. (2nd floor, 290 McDermot Ave. - 944-9763) STATES OF BECOMING Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Galleries 2&3 CHANGING COLOURS by Libby Weir Upstairs Gallery (266 Edmonton - 943-2734) MY MAD SKILLZ by Paul Butler Plug In Gallery (286 McDermot - 942-1043) COOKIN IN THE COOKERY MTC Mainstage (174 Market - 942-6537) Tix $10.70-$49.22 NIGUHUS SOONHIGAN by Shirley Bear Urban Shaman Gallery (91 Albert - 942-2674) MIMI AND BRUMM MTYP (CanWest Global Performing Arts Centre) Tix $11 by calling 942-8898 MINIATURES de BARACHOIS by Hermenegilde Chiasson and Francis Coutellier Franco-Manitoban Cultural Centre (340 Provencher - 233-8972) BLUE/ORANGE Prairie Theatre Exchange (3rd Floor Portage Place) Tix $20-$25 @ 942-2400 TOM THOMSON Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Galleries 6/7/8 FRIDAY OCTOBER 24 ENCAUSTICS by Marcel Lemay Wayne Arthur Gallery (186 Provencher - 477-5249) Drama WINNIPEG IMPOV FESTIVAL Gas Station Theatre Call 284-9477 for tix KEN MCGOOGAN Reading of Ancient Mariner McNally Robinson Grant Park 8pm TRAILER TRASH HALLOWEEN BASH Royal Albert Hotel (48 ALbert - 943-8433) Tix @ door THE TALE OF THE ALLERGIST'S WIFE Winnipeg Jewish Theatre (Warehouse Theatre - 477-7478) THURSDAY OCTOBER 23 Words ANGELA NARTH Launch of Fergus, Prince of Frogs McNally Robinson Grant Park 7:30pm MISFITS TRIBUTE Collective Cabaret (108 Osborne - 475-2239) Tix $7 @ door, $6 in costume, $5 in full Misfits getup AFTERVIEW <Site> Gallery (55 Arthur - 942-1618) CLOSER DISTANCES by Keith Wood <Site> Gallery (55 Arthur - 942-1618) Movement DANCE AND CHAT WCD Studio Theatre (211 Bannatyne) 8pm Sounds MATT THE ALIEN, DIALOG Pyramid Cabaret (176 Fort - 957-7777) 9pm TOM DOWDEN TRIO McNally Robinson Grant Park 8pm DOUG SMITH DUO McNally Robinson Portage Place 6:30pm Drama WINNIPEG IMPOV FESTIVAL Gas Station Theatre Call 284-9477 for tix COOKIN IN THE COOKERY MTC Mainstage (174 Market - 942-6537) Tix $10.70-$49.22 MIMI AND BRUMM MTYP (CanWest Global Performing Arts Centre) Tix $11 by calling 942-8898 BLUE/ORANGE Prairie Theatre Exchange (3rd Floor Portage Place) Tix $20-$25 @ 942-2400 THE TALE OF THE ALLERGIST'S WIFE Winnipeg Jewish Theatre (Warehouse Theatre - 477-7478) Sights INTIMATE REFLECTION 5 on Third Gallery (3-290 McDermot Ave -949-0274) 7pm DORA HUMPHREY'S EXHIBITION Medea Gallery (132 Osborne - 453-1115) TWITCH by David Rokeby, Garnet Hertz, Nicholas Stedman, Kevin Yates aceartinc. (2nd floor, 290 McDermot Ave. - 944-9763) CHANGING COLOURS by Libby Weir Upstairs Gallery (266 Edmonton - 943-2734) ENCAUSTICS by Marcel Lemay Wayne Arthur Gallery (186 Provencher - 477-5249) MY MAD SKILLZ by Paul Butler Plug In Gallery (286 McDermot - 942-1043) NIGUHUS SOONHIGAN by Shirley Bear Urban Shaman Gallery (91 Albert - 942-2674) MINIATURES de BARACHOIS by Hermenegilde Chiasson and Francis Coutellier Franco-Manitoban Cultural Centre (340 Provencher - 233-8972) AFTERVIEW <Site> Gallery (55 Arthur - 942-1618) CLOSER DISTANCES by Keith Wood <Site> Gallery (55 Arthur - 942-1618) JERRY TWOMEY COLLECTION Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Gallery 1 STATES OF BECOMING Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Galleries 2&3 TOM THOMSON Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Galleries 6/7/8 SATURDAY OCTOBER 25 Words STUART LAIDLAW Panel Discussion on Secret Ingredients - The Brave New World of Industrial Farming McNally Robinson Portage Place 2:30pm Movement DANCE AND CHAT WCD Studio Theatre (211 Bannatyne) 8pm the october 23, 2003 uniter pa g e 9 D I V E R S I O N S Sounds WECC 16th BIRTHDAY PARTY W/ Rudimental, BenWah & the Mistakes West End Cultural Centre (586 Ellice Ave - 783-6918) 8pm (doors @ 7:15) Tix $5 @ door SUNDAY OCTOBER 26 MONDAY OCTOBER 27 Words ALISON PRESTON & CATHERINE HUNTER Mystery, Madness & Mayhem Coles Polo Park 6-9pm Words JULIAN THORSTEINSON Launch of Edda: Myths & Legends of the Viking Age McNally Robinson Grant Park DAN THE AUTOMATOR Pyramid Cabaret (176 Fort - 957-7777) 9pm Movement DANCE AND CHAT WCD Studio Theatre (211 Bannatyne) 2pm NIGHTFALL JAZZ ENSEMBLE McNally Robinson Grant Park 8pm LEATHER & LACE PIG ROAST Feat. Looks That Kill, Malice Cooper Tix $10 Drama WINNIPEG IMPOV FESTIVAL Gas Station Theatre Call 284-9477 for tix COOKIN IN THE COOKERY MTC Mainstage (174 Market - 942-6537) Tix $10.70-$49.22 MIMI AND BRUMM MTYP (CanWest Global Performing Arts Centre) Tix $11 by calling 942-8898 BLUE/ORANGE Prairie Theatre Exchange (3rd Floor Portage Place) Tix $20-$25 @ 942-2400 THE TALE OF THE ALLERGIST'S WIFE Winnipeg Jewish Theatre Warehouse Theatre - 477-7478) Sights TWITCH by David Rokeby, Garnet Hertz, Nicholas Stedman, Kevin Yates aceartinc. (2nd floor, 290 McDermot Ave. - 944-9763) CHANGING COLOURS by Libby Weir Upstairs Gallery (266 Edmonton - 943-2734) ENCAUSTICS by Marcel Lemay Wayne Arthur Gallery (186 Provencher - 477-5249) MY MAD SKILLZ by Paul Butler Plug In Gallery (286 McDermot - 942-1043) NIGUHUS SOONHIGAN by Shirley Bear Urban Shaman Gallery (91 Albert - 942-2674) MINIATURES de BARACHOIS by Hermenegilde Chiasson and Francis Coutellier Franco-Manitoban Cultural Centre (340 Provencher - 233-8972) AFTERVIEW <Site> Gallery (55 Arthur - 942-1618) CLOSER DISTANCES by Keith Wood <Site> Gallery (55 Arthur - 942-1618) JERRY TWOMEY COLLECTION Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Gallery 1 STATES OF BECOMING Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Galleries 2&3 TOM THOMSON Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Galleries 6/7/8 Sounds WINNIPEG JAZZ ORCHESTRA Pennies From Heaven feat. Gary Grosvenor Muriel Richardson Auditorium (Winnipeg Art Gallery, 300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Tix @ WAG and McNally Robinson LOVE LIFE MOVIE PREMIERE W/ Dan Frechette & One Hundred Fold West End Cultural Centre (586 Ellice Ave - 783-6918) 8pm (doors @ 7:15) Tix $10 @ SK8 MANITOBA CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC & ARTS HALLOWEEN RECITAL Conservatory Recital Hall (211 Bannatyne Ave - 943-6090) 2pm & 3:30pm Drama COOKIN IN THE COOKERY MTC Mainstage (174 Market - 942-6537) Tix $10.70-$49.22 MIMI AND BRUMM MTYP (CanWest Global Performing Arts Centre) Tix $11 by calling 942-8898 BLUE/ORANGE Prairie Theatre Exchange (3rd Floor Portage Place) Tix $20-$25 @ 942-2400 THE TALE OF THE ALLERGIST'S WIFE Winnipeg Jewish Theatre (Warehouse Theatre, 477-7478) Sights TWITCH by David Rokeby, Garnet Hertz, Nicholas Stedman, Kevin Yates aceartinc. (2nd floor, 290 McDermot Ave. - 944-9763) ENCAUSTICS by Marcel Lemay Wayne Arthur Gallery (186 Provencher - 477-5249) MINIATURES de BARACHOIS by Hermenegilde Chiasson and Francis Coutellier Franco-Manitoban Cultural Centre (340 Provencher 233-8972) JERRY TWOMEY COLLECTION Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Gallery 1 BLUE/ORANGE Prairie Theatre Exchange (3rd Floor Portage Place) Tix $20-$25 @ 942-2400 STATES OF BECOMING Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Galleries 2&3 Sights TWITCH by David Rokeby, Garnet Hertz, Nicholas Stedman, Kevin Yates aceartinc. (2nd floor, 290 McDermot Ave. - 944-9763) TOM THOMSON Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Galleries 6/7/8 WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 29 ENCAUSTICS by Marcel Lemay Wayne Arthur Gallery (186 Provencher - 477-5249) MINIATURES de BARACHOIS by Hermenegilde Chiasson and Francis Coutellier Franco-Manitoban Cultural Centre (340 Provencher 233-8972) AFTERVIEW <Site> Gallery (55 Arthur - 942-1618) CLOSER DISTANCES by Keith Wood <Site> Gallery (55 Arthur - 942-1618) JERRY TWOMEY COLLECTION Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Gallery 1 STATES OF BECOMING Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Galleries 2&3 TOM THOMSON Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Galleries 6/7/8 TUESDAY OCTOBER 28 Words DEAN NEU Launch of Accounting for Genocide, 8pm McNally Robinson Grant Park Sounds FAR FROM HEROES W/ Complete, Pegasus & Nagoya West End Cultural Centre (586 Ellice Ave - 783-6918) 8pm (doors @ 7:15) Tix $5 @ SK8 & Music Trader AFTERVIEW <Site> Gallery (55 Arthur - 942-1618) CLOSER DISTANCES by Keith Wood <Site> Gallery (55 Arthur - 942-1618) BLUE/ORANGE Prairie Theatre Exchange (3rd Floor Portage Place) Tix $20-$25 @ 942-2400 JERRY TWOMEY COLLECTION Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Gallery 1 Sights TWITCH by David Rokeby, Garnet Hertz, Nicholas Stedman, Kevin Yates aceartinc. (2nd floor, 290 McDermot Ave. - 944-9763) TOM THOMSON Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Galleries 6/7/8 CLOSER DISTANCES by Keith Wood <Site> Gallery (55 Arthur - 942-1618) Drama COOKIN IN THE COOKERY MTC Mainstage (174 Market - 942-6537) Tix $10.70-$49.22 Drama COOKIN IN THE COOKERY MTC Mainstage (174 Market - 942-6537) Tix $10.70-$49.22 STATES OF BECOMING Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Galleries 2&3 AFTERVIEW <Site> Gallery (55 Arthur - 942-1618) ENCAUSTICS by Marcel Lemay Wayne Arthur Gallery (186 Provencher - 477-5249) MINIATURES de BARACHOIS by Hermenegilde Chiasson and Francis Coutellier Franco-Manitoban Cultural Centre (340 Provencher) Words CATHY CAMBELL Launch of Stations of the Banquet McNally Robinson Grant Park 8pm Sounds DANNY MICHEL West End Cultural Centre (586 Ellice Ave - 783-6918) 8pm (doors @ 7:15) Tix $12/$15 @ Ticketmaster & WECC Drama COOKIN IN THE COOKERY MTC Mainstage (174 Market - 942-6537) Tix $10.70-$49.22 BLUE/ORANGE Prairie Theatre Exchange (3rd Floor Portage Place) Tix $20-$25 @ 942-2400 Sights TWITCH by David Rokeby, Garnet Hertz, Nicholas Stedman, Kevin Yates aceartinc. (2nd floor, 290 McDermot Ave. - 944-9763) ENCAUSTICS by Marcel Lemay Wayne Arthur Gallery (186 Provencher - 477-5249) MINIATURES de BARACHOIS by Hermenegilde Chiasson and Francis Coutellier Franco-Manitoban Cultural Centre (340 Provencher - 233-8972) AFTERVIEW <Site> Gallery (55 Arthur - 942-1618) CLOSER DISTANCES by Keith Wood <Site> Gallery) (55 Arthur - 942-1618) Drama COOKIN IN THE COOKERY MTC Mainstage (174 Market - 942-6537) Tix $10.70-$49.22 BLUE/ORANGE Prairie Theatre Exchange (3rd Floor Portage Place) Tix $20-$25 @ 942-2400 Sights TWITCH by David Rokeby, Garnet Hertz, Nicholas Stedman, Kevin Yates aceartinc. (2nd floor, 290 McDermot Ave. - 944-9763) MINIATURES de BARACHOIS by Hermenegilde Chiasson and Francis Coutellier Franco-Manitoban Cultural Centre (340 Provencher - 233-8972) AFTERVIEW <Site> Gallery (55 Arthur - 942-1618) CLOSER DISTANCES by Keith Wood <Site> Gallery (55 Arthur - 942-1618) JERRY TWOMEY COLLECTION Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Gallery 1 STATES OF BECOMING Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Galleries 2&3 TOM THOMSON Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Galleries 6/7/8 UP IN THA CLUBS BLEACHERS (308 Fort - 942-4010) Sun: Rock Jam Sundays BLUE AGAVE (335 Donald - 943-5538) Thurs: Keep It Thuro feat. Spitz & ICQRI Fri: Grant Paley & Dr P Sat: DJs Joe Silva & Gus Sun: Industry Night w/ DJ Joe Silva & Sherry St Germaine BUFFALO BILLS (826 Regent - 224-1681) Tues: Industry Night w/ DJ Chuck Thurs: Weekly Twist & Shout Party Fri/Sat: DJ Vance Jr Sun: Cruisin the Peg BRAEMAR VILLAGE BAR (349 Wardlaw - 949-7200) Mon: Del Paxton JERRY TWOMEY COLLECTION Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Gallery 1 COLOSSEUM (CanadInns Windsor Park 253-2641) Mon: Neon Nights Wed: Popes Hill Fri/Sat: DJs Walker, Shami & Skittlez STATES OF BECOMING Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Galleries 2&3 EMPIRE CABARET (436 Main - 943-3979) Wed: DJ Gus Thurs: Cleopatra Nights TOM THOMSON Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Galleries 6/7/8 MARDI GRAS (CanadInns Garden City 633-0024) Tues/Thurs: DJ Wizzard Wed: DJ Skittlez THURSDAY OCTOBER 30 MIRRORS (1975 Portage - 338-8777) Wed-Sat: Top 40 Words JANE DRAKE & ANN LOVE Presentation of Cool Woods: A Trip Around the World's Boreal Forest McNally Robinson Grant Park 8pm MONTY'S (2280 Pembina - 261-4808 Wed-Sat: Top 40 PHARAOH'S (CanadInns Windsor Park 474-2582) Wed: Elite Urban Wednesday SAFARI CLUB (CanadInns Transcona 474-2582) Monday Night Football Wed/Fri/Sat: DJ Jess Thurs: DJ Chuck & PWR 97's Wheeler SILVERADO'S (CanadInns Garden City 633-0424) Thurs: Live Country Fri/Sat: 2 Clubs 1 Cover TIJUANA YACHT CLUB (CanadInns Polo Park 775-8791) Mon: Jaret's Juice Jam Thurs: Ladies Night Fri: Lingerie Love Jam Sat: DJ Steve Adams VERTIGO (291 Bannatyne - 943-3979) Thurs: Hip Hop/R&B Fri: Shared Cover w/Empire ZEN LOUNGE (253 Portage - 944-8881) Thurs: Rinsed Drum & Base Fri: 4-7:30pm - Beni. D Quintet Fri night: Platinum Fridays Sat: house/techno LOUNGIN' IT ALLEY CATZ (1824 Pembina - 474-4263) Thurs-Sat: Alley Catz Players CHOCOLATE SHOP (268 Portage - 942-4855) Nightly Karaoke EDDY'S GARAGE (61 Sherbrook - 783-1552) Fr/Sat: DJ Dubez FINN McCUES IRISH PUB (The Forks - 888-6900) Mon: Open Jam Night Wed: Trivia Night Thurs-Sat: Live Celtic Music GILROY (1794 Bannatyne - 943-1700) Fri - Sat: Live Jazz & Blues KINGS HEAD (120 King - 957-7710) Thurs: The Knights of Jam Band Battle w/ Airfoil LATIN GARDEN (500 Portage - 774-8440) Fri: Oscar y su Grupo Sabor RED CACTUS (691 Corydon - 453-4616) Wed: Rack the Cack feat. Swivelhip Thurs-Sat: Live Bands PSAs WINNIPEG FOLK FEST USED RECORD SALE October 20 - 26 Polo Park Shopping Centre Call 231-0096 for info ON THE HORIZON DROPKICK MURPHYS November 3 Pyramid Cabaret (176 Fort - 957-7777), 9pm Tix @ Ticketmaster & Soul Survivors DAVID USHER November 5 Colosseum (Windsor Park Inn) Tix $17.50 @ CanadInns SAM ROBERTS W/ Matt Mays & El Torpedo Thursday November 13 Burton Cummings Theatre Tix $22.50 @ Ticketmaster the pa g e 1 0 uniter october 23, 2003 F E AT U R E S H A to BY CARY SCHWARTZMAN T he movie industry has and continues to thrive on people’s fears. Filmmakers have been scaring movie-watchers for years in every way imaginable: monsters, zombies, ghosts, goblins, gremlins, possessions, demons, almost every conceivable form of supernaturalism, and then just plain suspense. This Halloween, if you want to stay in and cuddle with that special someone as you get your wits scared out of you, perhaps I can offer a few suggestions on what to pick from the local video store. The term “scary movie” is extremely broad – some people like movies that are full of blood and guts (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre); horror (A Nightmare on Elm Street); disturbing elements (House of 1000 Corpses); and good old-fashioned suspense (The Haunting). The kind of scary movie you select really depends on exactly how you want to be scared. Personally, I’m a suspense junkie – I love the feeling of watching a movie and realizing I've been literally holding my breath, anticipating what comes next. Movies such as What Lies Beneath, Alien, and in particular the original version of The Haunting released in 1963. The Haunting was remade in 1999, but does do justice to the original, which I consider a true work of art. There are some movies which are just scary, through and through. Stephen King’s IT, The Exorcist, and Candyman were all, without a doubt, some of the scariest movies that I’ve seen. Movies that draw on supernatural circumstances will get under your skin and stick with you long after you have put it away. L L O W E Scary Movies That Really Scare If blood and guts more up your alley, there are a plethora of generic movies where teens get turned inside out. The Halloween series, as well as the later Friday the 13th movies follow this pattern. So if a high body count is what you’re looking for, you can be sure lots of teens bite the proverbial dust in these movies. And then there are the “scary” movies which are intentionally disturbing. Rob Zombie’s House of 1000 Corpses, for example, is sick, twisted, and gory. You see people do horrible things and actually enjoy it. Watching somebody get pleasure from the agony of someone else is just twisted. A friend of mine, Jon, thinks that House of 1000 Corpses is the best movie he’s ever seen – check it out only if you have a strong stomach. However, there are a number of gems from the 70s and 80s that are worthy of note. And, in some cases, they are scarier then anything you will see a studio put out today. The Exorcist, The Haunting of Hell House, Sleepaway Camp, and Children of the Corn were all recommended by Kevin from the Osborne Movie Village. "Night of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead, Invisible Dead, and pretty much any other movie with 'Dead' in the title,” are good rents according to Kevin. My friend Tim -- who doesn't seem to be frightened by anything -- mentioned that there were only two films that genuinely frightened him: The Exorcist, because he found the lighting and sound very effective and the subject matter serious, and Requiem For a Dream, which we both agreed was frightening for a very different reason. Requiem is a film by Hebert Shelby Jr, who wrote the screenplay based on his bestseller Last Exit to Brooklyn. Requiem for a Dream shows us the lives of four people living in Brooklyn who are all seeking happiness. The film focuses on their drug addictions (heroin and speed), and follows their downward spiral E N from happiness to misery, pain, frustration, and sadness. Requiem for a Dream is scary, not because people get hacked up or things surprise you. Rather, it is scary because the emotions are very raw and powerful. It gets under your skin, and stays there long after it is over. Realistic horror movies seem to be the scariest; films like The Exorcist, 28 Days Later, and The Blair Witch Project are all believable stories. And some, like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, are even based on real life events. So if scary movies disturb our peace of mind with frightening thoughts why do we watch them? Perhaps it's because when you’re scared, your body immediately launches into a “fight-or-flight” response that gets the adrenaline pumping. That feeling can be addictive, which could explain why some people love to be scared. This Halloween, grab some popcorn, a movie, and a friend or two and watch innocent teenagers get slaughtered. Happy Halloween! Halloween Trendsetters Youth "Trick or Treat" for Winnipeg Harvest B Y E J O S H U A G A U D R Y ach Halloween night, thousands of children run from driveway to driveway accepting candy handouts from people who have purchased large amounts prior to the occasion. Parents splurge on store-bought costumes. Home-owners buy decorative garbage bags and lawn ornaments. Music, television and movies, provide the soundtrack for this one-evening holiday. All the hype has a few young Fort Garry residents asking “why?” This year, Halloween might just bring a few new visitors to your door. Although these new visitors may appear frightening (in their costumes), there is no need to fret, unless of course you are scared of door-to-door canvassers for charity. The spirit of Halloween is uniting a small group of Winnipeg youth to dress-up and venture from house-tohouse asking for donations to support Winnipeg Harvest with the hope that others will follow cue in years to come. Halloween is a tradition clad in ghosts, ghouls, horrors and most importantly it seems, candy. But candy is the least of the group’s worries; instead, this posse is worrying about those who don't have enough to eat, let alone binge on sweets. “I believe that people don’t focus enough on the unfortunate,” explains David Wright, the crew’s most enthusiastic member. “I think it’s important to the community to respond to the community’s needs.” Elizabeth Madden, another group member, sees only positives about their initiative. “We’re feeding empty stomachs instead of sweet-tooths,” says Madden. “Since all the kids are going by anyway, how much trouble would it be to grab a can of soup or condensed milk or applesauce?” “On an occasion such as Halloween, it is important to focus not only on the trick or treat, but to focus on those less fortunate because everyone is entitled to a surprise on Halloween,” says Wright. Adam Rumble, the gang’s more playful member, explains his position on the upcoming night. “It helps people in need. It’s a good deed, I like doing good deeds…. Plus I like dressing-up. If you’re too old to trick or treat, it’s a good excuse to go out. You might get a free chocolate bar.” The group sees the Winnipeg Harvest as a worthy cause to fight for. Winnipeg Harvest’s mission statement, “To collect and distribute food to feed those in our community who struggle to feed themselves and their families, and to maximize public awareness of hunger,” stands as the group’s focal point and purpose. They plan to do the collecting, Winnipeg Harvest plans on doing the distributing, and together they will raise public awareness of hunger. So far a dozen people have committed to the campaign, but they cannot cover the city of Winnipeg alone. This trailblazing group encourages students to follow suit and start their own Halloween collection for Harvest. Even an hour of door-to-door food collecting can make a big difference in someone’s life. Maybe one day in the not to distant future when the youth of today turn into parents they will teach their children to ask for canned goods instead of yelling, “Trick or Treat!” the october 23, 2003 uniter pa g e 1 1 F E AT U R E S H A L L O W E E N All Photos: Cheryl Gudz Adam Fuchs, dressed as the Joker here, is an ambitious 22-year-old novelist and short-story writer in the horror genre. Visit this Winnipeg writer's website at: www.apfuchs.com Indulge Yourself: Dress Up This Halloween C H E R Y L G U D Z Fe a t u r e s E d i t o r RAGPICKERS ANTIFASHION EMPORIUM 216 McDermot Ave., 942-7992 Locally owned and operated since 1984, Ragpickers is the place to find quality vintage new and used costumes and accessories. Kristen Andrews, owner/store manager, says that the average costume rental is $25-$45 and won't exceed $50. Present your student card at the counter to receive a discount. Ragpickers will also give discounts to groups and theme parties, which they enjoy catering. "We rally around that," says Andrews, "We encourage people to give birth to a character inside themselves." Their specialty is vintage clothing from the 1900s to the 1970s but they carry antique theatrical, masquerade, fetish wear and more. Hours: Open late this month for Halloween and will stay open later for customers. Weekdays 12:00 pm - 7:00 or 8:00 pm; Sat. 11:00 am - 8:00 pm; Sun. 12:00 -5:00 pm . W hy is always so hard to come up with a costume idea for Halloween? If you don’t know what to wear, start by looking in your own closet or family basement. It's amazing what you can put together with a little imagination. Many of the costumes pictured here are the results of such creativity and thriftyness. Since buying a costume for one night is not always an option for the cash-strapped student, making use of what you have at home is ideal (and environmentally-friendly). But, if you're looking for something specific or you want to indulge, maybe renting or buying is for you. Here is a list of businesses in the city that may be able to provide you with what you're looking for. VALUE VILLAGE 1560 Regent, 942 Jefferson, 1725 Pembina, and 1695 Ellice Karen from the Ellice store says Value Village is the best place to go for Halloween stuff and she's "not just saying that." You can choose between their new and used costumes or put together your own from the vintage racks. Used costumes go from $2.99 and up, while the new costumes are for sale from $12 - $40. Karen says every Value Village should have the same amount of merchandise, depending on how much has sold already in the last month. They also carry plenty of accessories such as pirate hats, feather boas and sunglasses. Hours: Monday to Saturday 9 am - 10:00 pm (usually open until 9:00 pm); Sunday 12 - 6:00. HARLEQUIN COSTUME AND DANCE 375 Hargrave, 943-6400 This outfit has over 22,000 costumes. You probably won't find a larger selection in the city - unfortunately, if you're only looking to rent a Halloween costume, you probably won't find a steeper price either. Rentals range from $69 - $200 plus a $50 refundable deposit, and they do not offer a student discount. So why is Harlequin so expensive? They carry complete theatrical productions and most are made of heavy fabrics. Harlequin usually opens its doors by appointment only, but is open to the public in October for Halloween. Hours: Monday to Saturday: 10:00 am - 8:00 pm. MALLABAR APPARELS 931 Wall St., 943-4506 Rental or retail, Mallabar has approximately 5,000 costumes (but advertises 10,000) -- everything from vampires to period costumes to full body mascots. They also carry a wide selection of wigs, make-up and accessories. Costumes rentals are between $45-$75, but you can keep them for 4-5 days. Plenty of time to get up to no good. Hours: Monday to Saturday: 9:30am - 9:00pm; Sun. 12:00pm - 4:00pm Gags Unlimited 209 Osborne, 453-0133 A fun place to shop, if you don't mind the occasional practical joke played on you, the customer. Although this store is festive all year 'round, Gags pulls out all the stops for Halloween. Costumes to own range from $24 $150, however most are currently 25% off. Rentals are $50 - $100. There is a wide selection for adults and kids. Hours: 9:00 am - 9:00 pm. the pa g e 1 4 uniter october 23, 2003 F E AT U R E S H A L L O W E E N Witchy Women, Witchy Men B Y J E A N N E W F R O N D A itches are not the old, green-skinned women with warts on their noses, but rather everyday women and men; some with successful professional careers. David Alpert, a witch and a computer technician, says he discovered the term Wicca about five years ago. “I’ve always been fascinated by ritual,” he says. “I was looking for a nature-based faith.” Susan Hurrell, who has been practicing Wicca for over 20 years, is the regional marketing manager and corporate sales manager for Chapters Polo Festival, near the Winnipeg Arena. “I’ve always been a person who asked questions about how the world was,” she says. Wicca is a modern religion that is rooted in Western European, pre-Christian shaman views. It doesn’t have fixed rules, so Wiccan rituals or practices are considered personal and aren’t decided by any one individual, text, or hierarchy. Because Wicca honours individuality, it can be practiced solitary or with a coven of witches. There are two general laws shared by most Wiccans. The first law states that if your actions harm no one then you can do as you please. This law is based on the fact that consequences follow all our actions. The second is the "Three-fold Law,” which states that any energy you send out will return to you, although the energy may be modified. Some Wiccans believe the energy will return to you three times as strong as when the energy was released. Wicca is a polytheistic religion, which means it involves worshipping more than one deity. Some Wiccans choose only to worship a god and a goddess, while others acknowledge several deities. Because the religion stresses individualism, the choice of worship depends in part upon the person. Alpert says the difference between the terms witch and Wicca is that a witch is someone who practices witchcraft, while Wicca is an identifiable movement. He says a witch uses magic to change the state of mind, which can then alter the world around him or her. Hurell is also one of the operators of a website where Wiccas can connect. She started the Spirit-Haven site with two other people ten years ago. Spirit-Haven is a Winnipegbased website that focuses on pagan traditions. It serves as a link to online discussion groups and it provides information about upcoming pagan events. Hurell says it was difficult for Wiccas to find each other and hoped the website would help. “It’s not like you can look up the word witch in the phonebook,” she says. But even with all the information on the Web, there are still misconceptions about witches and Wicca.“We’re not green-faced hags that ride brooms,” says Hurrell. “There’s a lot of fear, but prejudice or bias or fear is an individual thing. People think that we want to have power over others when we really want to have power over ourselves.” Although there are many misconceptions about Wicca, Alpert says he hasn’t experienced negative feedback from people because he is a witch.“I’ve had only positive interest and excitement,” he says. Another common misconception applied to witches is the association with animal companions --usually cats—that are believed to have magical powers. Hurell dismisses this allegation, but admits that the witches she knows have close connections with animals. “Many of us have pets we love, but they don’t talk to us,” says Hurrell. Witches are also often depicted as melancholy, but Hurrell says that the Wicca are actually the opposite. “We as a people are not dour,” she says. “There is fun within it.” That fun could include music, singing, and dancing depending on the Wiccan ritual performed. Another misconception is that Wiccans define magic as either black or white. Black magic uses spells with the intent to control or harm, while white magic uses spells with the intent to counter evil or to produce a good outcome. Many Wiccans don’t classify magic in black or white terms. Hurrell says the focus of magic is determined by whether the person who is performing the spell has positive or negative intentions rather than the spell itself. For example, she says if someone were to perform a spell that would attract the perfect mate then this involves a positive intention, but if someone were to perform a spell to make a specific person to fall in love with him or her then this involves a negative intention. “People that find Wicca are generally looking for an interactive and tangible faith,” says Hurrell. The type of person attracted to Wicca isn’t necessarily different from a religious follower of non-pagan tradition. “We’re just people on a spiritual journey. We are your children, your neighbours, your co-workers.” If you want to celebrate Hallowe’en pagan-style, the Living Tarot Samhain Social is on November 8. It’s a drug and alcohol free masquerade. Those who want to dress up as a Tarot card for the Living Tarot Photo project must register their costume. Tarot cards are used for meditation or spiritual purposes and for divination or to tell the future. The cards depict vices, virtues, and forces as characters, numbers, or as a scene. For more information about the social go to www.spirit-haven.com the october 23, 2003 a uniter & pa g e 1 3 e Coen Brothers Film Uncharacteristic A Review of Intolerable Cruelty B Y Catherine Zeta-Jones and George Clooney Young Winnipeggers Dance Up A Storm In Local Tournament B Y J E R E M Y W S T R U B hen one thinks of dance competitions, one often envisions people in formal wear with numbers taped to their backs. An entirely different competition, and the first of its kind in Winnipeg, took place at Northgate Cinema City 8-movie theatre on Saturday October 18, 2003. What you have is a video game called Dance Dance Revolution, which has been around since the late 1990’s. It’s a game that has two metal pads, with four squares that have coloured arrows on them, which you step on to the music, and a u shaped bar at the back of each pad for support. You read the beat/ steps off of the attached video screen and try to follow along. It’s sort of like the power pad for the first Nintendo Entertainment System, which was a mat with 8 large buttons on either side that plugged in to the console system, only this one’s much better, and greatly improved. Two people can play against each other at once and here is where the competition aspect enters in. The competition started with a round of preliminaries, which determined by performance the rank that each player was seeded in. There were 25 players, 16 of which were in the heavy category, and 9 were in the standard category. Each player/ pair chose a card with 5 songs out of some 250 in the game. Each player got to eliminate one each from that card and play the remaining three songs. The players were then graded by the game in that their steps were marked as perfect, great, good, ok, miss, and boo. The person with the most amount of perfects and O.K.s was declared winner. The competitors ranged from about 16 to 21, and the atmosphere was very relaxed as they cheered on each player/ pair. That said, it was quite a competition with the battle for who would advance to the final round. Finally, it came down to Jason Jimena and Ryan Gladstone. They played the songs “Groove,” “Butterfly oni” (oni being a different system of dance steps), and “I’m In The Mood For Dancing.” Ryan Gladstone won and advanced to a thrilling showdown with the top ranked Michael Strub. They played the songs “Gentle Stress,” “Sana Morette Ne Ente,” and “Irrestiblement”. The results had Jason Jimena coming in third place, Ryan Gladstone in second, and Michael Strub in D A N H U G H E B A E R T The new Coen brothers film Intolerable Cruelty is a good example of how a trailer can completely mislead the audience as to the nature of the film. When I first saw the trailer, my first impression was that the film was yet another clichéd Hollywood romantic comedy. The brilliant montage at the beginning of the trailer had my hopes up, but I was completely surprised to find out at the end of the trailer that it was indeed a Coen brothers flick. I am happy to report though, that this is indeed a Coen brothers screwball comedy. It has the benchmarks of a Coen film: oddball characters, double crosses, dark humor, wit, and a keen Coen brothers insight. Of course, they did not show any of these qualities in the trailer (what can you expect from Imagine Entertainment?). The film follows George Clooney as Miles Massey, a top notch Hollywood divorce attorney who has a little obsession with his dental work. He soon realizes that there is more to life than white teeth and winning cases. His soul is empty, and unless he does something about it, he will become lifeless - much like his invalid boss living intravenously. He soon falls in love with a smouldering gold digger played by Catherine Zeta-Jones. Clooney is quite convincing as a plastic quick talking lawyer - an insult perhaps, or just good acting skills? He does have that conniving charm. Zeta-Jones’ demanding presence shows why rich old men would fall for her (sorry Michael Douglas, perhaps this is all too real for you). The credits show that the Coens weren’t the only ones responsible for the screenplay, and it shows. The Coen traits are few and far between and I got the feeling they were more an afterthought rather than a cohesive part of the screenplay. The oddball bits were the best part of this film, for they were quite brilliant and downright hilarious, including the Scottish wedding to the asthmatic hit man Wheezy Joe. I did notice that the film was produced by Brian Grazer (A Beautiful Mind), which leaves some suspicion over some creative aspects of the film. The direction is quite uninspired, and it seems the Coens are dialing this one in, but even a halfhearted Coen brothers movie is worth at least three Michael Bay flicks (I do not look forward to seeing the rehash of Texas Chainsaw Massacre). No, this is not Miller’s Crossing, Fargo or Crimewave (“Hey baby, why don’t you come back to my place for a scotch and sofa”), but I will take a film with characters like Heinz the Baron the Kraus Von Espy and Rex Rexroth any day of the week. Oh yeah, look for a cameo by Bruce Campbell for those who know who he is. first. The prizes were a hat, free fries from Burger King, and five dollars in gaming tokens for third place. For second place it was 10 dollars in tokens, 2 kids’ meals from Burger King, and a bag from the movie Tomb Raider 2. First place received a black tote bag and a Samsung CD MP3 player. The great thing though was that regardless of where they placed, all players got prizes which consisted of free fries from Burger King and dog tags from the movie Basic with Samuel L Jackson and John Travolta. Such tournaments are commonplace through out the United States, Japan, and other parts of Canada. The thrill for the organizers was finally getting a tournament in Winnipeg, with sponsorship coming from the Cinema, Rogers Video, and Burger King, so that they could meet and compete in Winnipeg. Already, Ruckers Amusements has suggested a similar idea for a tournament around the Christmas holidays given the strong demand for tournaments of this nature throughout the city. For more information on the game, visit www.ddrfreak.com. the pa g e 1 4 a uniter & october 23, 2003 e Eaglesmith Fans of All Sorts Get Their Fred-Head Fill at Manitoba Concerts B Y I J E F F R O B S O N f you’ve ever seen Fred Eaglesmith live, chances are you’ve heard this story before. But, no matter how many times you’ve heard it, you probably laughed just the same. Eaglesmith is one of the funniest storytellers you’ll ever run across. His between song banter is the stuff that legends are made of. He can go on and on about just about any topic with hilarious results. And you always kind of wonder just how much truth there is lurking behind some of his fabulously entertaining tales. Until this weekend, I thought that the Freddy story was just that. But Freddy and a few of his buddies showed up at The West End Cultural Centre on Saturday night, to crash the party at the Back Up The Mountain Bluegrass & Old Tyme Music Fest. On the other hand, I know all about the FredHeads, because I’m one of them. We religiously attend Fred’s shows when he comes to town, and often travel to see him in other places as well. Every year, there are entire weekends held in his honour in places like Bellows Falls, Vermont and the annual Fred Eaglesmith charity picnic is held in Southern Ontario. FredHeads travel from miles around to attend these events. I know of people from around the U.S. who make the trip to Bellows Falls each year, and I have a friend in Victoria who’s now a regular there. I know this friend, and so many others, through Fred’s rabid online community of FredHeads. There are two main communities online, there’s the more laid back and quiet Yahoo group, and the active list of passionate regulars on “the digest,” found at www.fredheads.org. It’s a pretty diverse group of folks, but they’ve all come together around a common love of Fred and his music. The diversity makes for some rather interesting and often explosive exchanges, as people express their opinions and passions in rather vocal manners at times. And the same is the case for the live concerts; a wide variety of people attend, and many of them react in very different ways. On Friday, October 17, some FredHead friends and I travelled to Pinawa, Manitoba, to catch Fred and his band in action. The Eastern Manitoba Concert Association books a series reserved for when The Toronto Maple Leafs win. By the time I get to town, he’s waiting in the parking lot and as soon as I step out of the bus, he’s like “FREDDY! FREDDY!” “After every syllable, I sing, he’s like “FREDDY! YOU ROCK! FREDDY!” Then he passes out. Misses the entire show. Gets up for the encore. “FREDDY! FREDDY!” Then, just when the most beautiful woman is standing in the autograph line looking me over, she’s thinking of taking me home and keeping me living in a manner I am not accustomed to living for the rest of my life: wealthy, widowed, 26, he shoves her aside. He looks me in the eye and says, “You changed my life, man. I just love you man.” of concerts every year in Pinawa, which are held at the Pinawa Community Centre, which doubles as the high school gym/auditorium. By the looks of things, the whole town was out to attend the show, almost every seat in the gym was occupied, and the crowd spanned the ages from young children to senior citizens. Many of the kids fidgeted and fought nervously, oblivious to the music onstage and to those of us who were attempting to enjoy it. Many of the parents and grandparents looked bored or uninterested. But the majority of the crowd hung on Fred’s every word, and rocked along with the band throughout both sets. The first set was mostly bluegrass and comedy. In 45 minutes, Fred and the band only played 6 songs, but nobody could have been disappointed. The songs were great, and the stories between had many of us aching with laughter. After an intermission where we filed down the hall to the school’s home economics room for punch and baked goodies, the band got right down to business and played a music heavy set, featuring 10 songs that ranged from rock and roll, to country, to more bluegrass. There were songs about dogs, trains, tractors, women, and relationships. For the most part, the crowd was very appreciative and respectful, and the evening was a big hit. But in Winnipeg on the following night, Freddy would be the one to steal the show. This was to be an all bluegrass affair, complete with spiffy bluegrass suits and lacking in extra instrumentation like drums and steel guitar that were part of the previous night’s show. The West End Cultural Centre was packed to capacity, and obviously many in the audience were enjoying trips to the bar, since the energy level in the crowd was a little higher than in Pinawa, and the noise level was greater, even though twice as many folks attended the previous night’s show. Early on in the night, a group of 4 or 5 very intoxicated young Freddies took to standing at the side of the stage and dancing in a manner unbecoming to their abilities and creating an unnecessary amount of noise and Photos: Stu Reid W ell, I have two kinds of fans, you know. I have the FredHeads. The FredHeads are good fans to have. The FredHeads follow me around. People think they’re white trash, but they’re not, they’re usually middle class to upper middle class white trash wannabes. And they live vicariously through me. They come to my show, and they’re pretty glad that I don’t get too famous, which kind of pisses me off, but they like to see me in the small venues. They go to my table and buy all of my stuff. I know they don’t need it, sometimes they buy 5 or 6 copies, they think “oh, let’s help Fred out, buy another friggin’ CD,” and they put in a drawer and give it to somebody for Christmas or something. I like the FredHeads, you know. They’re nice fans. “Then I have this other guy, and he’s called The Freddy. And The Freddy usually quits his job the Monday before I come to town. He takes his holiday pay straight to the liquor store. He cashes his cheque in exchange for all the booze he can buy. And he gets the small change in the small bottles; he doesn’t want to waste any. Then he gets back in his pick-up truck and goes back to his house. He puts 6 of my CDs in his CD changer. He plays every one of my CDs while he’s drinking in the back of the truck. Whenever one of the CDs is over, he goes and honks the horn, a ritual usually only Fred Eaglesmith in Pinawa; The Pinawa High School/ Community Centre/Library where the Pinawa concert was held; the Home Ec room with between set snacks for all. interruptions. At one point, about halfway through the show, Eaglesmith stopped and said, “I tell you what, boys, shut the fuck up, now.” They did, although they later moved to the other side of the stage in some logically distorted move designed to confuse Fred, I guess, only to resume the carrying on. But the drunken boys could not take away from the magic happening onstage. The show, once again, was solid, and very well received. I was a bit worried at first, as the band started off both nights with the same three songs, but from there, there were almost no repeats. It’s a rare performer that has such an extensive and impressive catalogue of material that he can put together countless numbers of drastically different setlists and not disappoint anyone by not playing “hits” or standards. For the FredHeads, every song’s a classic, and the only way we could be disappointed is if Fred didn’t come back for a whole year. Fred Eaglesmith and his Flat Head Noodlers play over 250 shows a year in big city concert halls, small town gymnasiums, and everywhere in between. It’s a hard working and incredibly talented group of musicians that inspires fans of all ages and classes to become FredHeads. And, as we filed out of the West End, many of us stopped to pick up one of Eaglesmith’s dazzling array of souvenirs, ranging from t-shirts and hats to tire gauges and frisbees to the ever growing collection of CDs that bear Fred Eaglesmith’s name. Then, like good little FredHeads, we rushed home to write reviews or just check in with our friends on the digest, and start thinking of ways to pass off Fred Eagesmith items as Christmas gifts again this year. www.fredeaglesmith.com www.fredheads.org the october 23, 2003 uniter pa g e 1 5 a & e Bluegrass Bands Take Happy Fans Back Up the Mountain B Y J A M E S PA S K A R U K & J E F F R O B S O N Fred Eaglesmith & Willie P. Bennett play the WECC in their high falootin’ bluegrass duds. Left: Winnipeg’s own Uncle Louis. Photos: Stu Reid Winnipeg bluegrass fans had a bonanza last weekend as the West End Cultural Centre presented the Back Up The Mountain Bluegrass & Old Tyme Music Festival. The weekend featured acts both local and distant, and we can only hope it becomes a yearly event that grows in the years to come. Friday night featured some great local talent. The evening kicked off with a new quartet, led by the D.Rangers’ Jaxon Haldane called the Hamiota Hams. Besides Haldane, the quartet featured D.Rangers’ fiddle player Don Zueff, bassist Anthony Kost and Jeremy Hamm on mandolin & guitar. They played a short set, one or two tunes chosen by each member, and set a casual, “kitchen” vibe for the evening. Following that was a minimalist set from Fred Redekopp and Al Popowich of the Keystone Bluegrass quartet, who played a set of tunes featuring guitar and mandolin. The tunes varied from gorgeously executed standards to their own original compositions, and it was a great set by two guys who really love to play. However, the biggest treat of the night, from my perspective, was the discovery of locals Doug and Jess Reimer. Bluegrass, it is widely known, is a tradition as much as it is a style of music, and family acts have abounded in bluegrass and old-time for as long as they’ve been around. Doug and Jess, a fatherdaughter team on guitar and mandolin respectively, continue this tradition with aplomb. The lineup also includes Chris Werner on bass and, augmenting the family tradition, Jess’s boyfriend Jeremy Hamm(doing double duty earlier on with the Hams) on guitar and banjo. Their set featured some great original material as well as some older material, and their vocals and harmonies were outstanding. I really can’t say enough great things about this band, and if you’re a fan of bluegrass, you do not want to miss them when next they take the stage. Keep your eye out. Saturday’s festivities included a free open jam from 2-5 P.M., and being a bit of a player as well as a fan, I schlepped my Takamine down to the WECC in the afternoon, fighting down a belly full of butterflies, and took part. A number of the folks that were onstage the previous night were there, including several D.Rangers as well as Doug and Jess, and the atmosphere was very welcoming. It was a distinct pleasure to play with such a great bunch of pickers, and it is also a distinct pleasure to live in a city with such a vibrant bluegrass scene. Saturday evening’s show was the most highly anticipated, although it promised the least bluegrass. The only band on the line up that could be considered truly bluegrass was the local opener, Uncle Louis. Their set of high-energy bluegrass numbers was a big hit with the crowd, and it left many wondering why they hadn’t heard of this talented group before. Next up was supposed to be the Winnipeg debut of Po’ Girl, a band fronted by former Winnipegger and current Be Good Tanyas member, Trish Klein. Po’ Girl’s debut CD of dark and haunting blues and jazz influenced old tyme numbers has been a huge critical success, and many couldn’t wait to see what the group would do live. Sadly, we didn’t get the chance, as apparently the Girls’ bus broke down in Saskatoon or something. Too bad, really. But, it meant more of the man that most came to see, Fred Eaglesmith, who is known more for his rockin’ country, humour, and great songwriting. But Fred and his Flat Head Noodlers lived up to the bill nicely, giving the drummer the night off, and packing up the pedal steel in favour of all acoustic and mostly bluegrass numbers. They donned their best bluegrass suits to present a large selection of numbers from their latest CD Balin, and mixed in many tunes from Fred’s early work, which is largely comprised of bluegrass and old tyme country farming songs. The nearcapacity crowd ate it up, and responded very vocally and enthusiastically (see Eaglesmith Fans elsewhere in this issue.) If you’re keen to see more bluegrass but can’t seem to find any, you might consider joining the Manitoba Old-Tyme and Bluegrass Society. Yearly memberships are $20 and get you an electronic or paper copy of The Dill Pickle Rag, the MOBS newsletter, in your mailbox. It’s the best way to keep up on all bluegrass happenings in our fair city. To join, pick up a copy of the DPR at a local music shop and send in the form you’ll find in it, or get further info at www.manitobabluegrass.ca, or just look for the dark blue MOBS shirt at the next show you’re at and walk up and introduce yourself – there’s usually at least one or two members flying the colours. Prost Works Hard at Being Unique B Y T J U L I E H O R B A L he bands that set themselves apart are the bands that are set to stick, or at least that’s the story according to the members of local musical act Prost. As a group, in fact, Prost is pretty much banking on that statement being true. “The last thing we want is for someone to hear our songs and say, ‘Hey – that sounds like Nickelback or Default or whomever,” says guitarist Jeff Roy, 18. “The bands that stick are the bands that break the norm.” So that’s exactly what they’re trying to do. Roy, along with fellow guitarist Adam Rossi, 19, vocalist Jonathan Ball, 23, bassist Dean Gamvrelis, 18, and drummer Alex Sotiriadis, 19, combine to make an act that has spent the last little while concentrating on setting themselves apart from the rest of the Winnipeg scene. Nearly two years ago, the five strangers found themselves talking about music at a party in a mutual friend’s basement and thus began a beautiful friendship, or at least it was the beginning of a band that could make a beautiful sound. “We were all in the right place at the right time,” says Rossi with a smirk. “And we didn’t totally hate each other, so we decided to play together.” From the time they first practiced together, the band had high hopes for the individuality and uniqueness of their sound – which wasn’t a hard thing to do. Their musical backgrounds were so diverse that an unheard of sound was unavoidable. “I basically was into heavier music like Tool and Rage Against the Machine,” comments Rossi, smirking. “Now I’ve gone into Opeth, which is a Swedish progressive death metal band.” “Alex is all about Metallica, and I had classic rock roots,” says Roy, “plus 80’s metal. I like to party and I’m all about the 80’s metal.” Says Rossi with a laugh, “We all have so many different influences that we couldn’t fall into any title. We can’t be pigeon-holed.” “We play our own brand of metal,” says Roy. “It’s not alternative metal, not heavy metal. It’s just our metal, with a twist.” And their own brand of twisted metal is working for them so far. Prost has worked past the initial, awkward, every-memberfor-himself stage and what started as a group of individuals has turned into a real cohesive group, which shows in their music. “It used to be that we’d each bring in a song that we’d written and then we’d all learn it,” says Rossi. “Now it’s a collaborative creative process, we write together and we totally come together as a band.” A few of their songs are currently available for download at their website (www.prostx.com), and that’s the only place you can hear them, aside from live shows. The hard-working university students concentrate on school and don’t have much time or money for recording. “Recording is an expensive, expensive process and we’re all busy and poor students,” says Roy. “We’re not at a point where time or money allows us to do a big studio recording.” Adds Rossi, “We’re the kind of band that doesn’t want to settle for recording in a basement. So until we get a whole pile of money, we’re not going to do anything.” Prost also doesn’t want to compromise the kind of music they play, recorded or live, even if it means fighting themselves to get the best product out there. “We like to challenge ourselves,” says Roy. “We won’t write a song unless it’s challenging and different - otherwise we’re no better than everyone else that’s coming out right now.” “None of us settle for listening to what’s on the radio all the time,” says Rossi. “So we’re not going to settle for playing that kind of music. We’re playing what’s going to get people out to shows.” Despite the fact that those fans who are coming out to shows want to take Prost’s music home, the band currently has no plans for recording, but doesn’t rule it out for the distant future. “Musically, we’re at the point where we’ve developed a style that’s all our own,” says Roy with pride. “We’re musically ready to record, but we’re somehow not ready. We’ll all know when it’s time.” Catch Prost opening for Red Seed at The Zoo on November 7 or check out their website www.prostx.com the pa g e 1 6 uniter october 23, 2003 a & e Danny Michel’s a Rising Star Try to Interview Him and You’ll See J E F F R O B S O N Arts Editor Danny Michel has got to be one of the most engaging and entertaining solo performers ever. With only a guitar, a microphone, some neat techno-guitar gadgets, and a rum and coke, Danny can captivate an audience for hours. I remember vividly the first time I saw him do his show. It was at the Winnipeg Folk Festival in 2000, Sunday afternoon, stage 3. He had the stage stripped; all that was left on stage was a microphone for him, and one for his guitar amp. He stepped up, plugged in his guitar amp and a few pedals, and got to work doing his thing. And what a thing it is. It’s hard to say what makes Danny so entertaining. Of course there are great songs. He can tell a story in song that is funny, sad, strange, fun, or whatever he chooses. He packages that with some incredible layered guitar parts that leave you wondering where the rest of the band is. The performance is no less perfect; he moves around and makes faces that are endlessly entertaining. He’s also got some of the funniest between song banter you’ll ever hear. And, as if that weren’t enough, every girl I know thinks he’s to-die-for cute. I rushed out and bought two of his CDs that day, 1999’s Fibsville, and 2001’s In the Belly of a Whale. But, I must admit, I was a little disappointed. The heavily produced CDs left me kind of longing for the intense energy that Michel can create all by himself. That’s funny to say, since his CDs are truly do-ityourself projects; Michel plays almost all of the instruments on his albums and records and produces them himself, at home. But after the memory faded of his incredible live performances at the festival, I kept going back to the CDs for the great stories and melodies, and eventually, I fell in love with them as well. They’re a whole different side of his talents, but well worth delving into. But nothing represents Danny Michel quite like his live show. Earlier this year, Michel released a new CD, Tales From the Invisible Man. It’s got a bit of a different sound, it’s a bit fuller and more upbeat than much of the previous CDs, and it sounds as if it were constructed with a band in mind for the live show, even though Michel again plays all the instruments and handles the production. It seems fitting, then, that Michel is about to embark on his first tour with a backing band. That tour stops in Winnipeg at The West End Cultural Centre on October 29. As soon as I heard about the show, I did what I’ve done a couple of times before, I sent Danny an email and asked if he was up for an interview. I figured he’d have a lot to talk about with the new album, the tour, and the changes that have taken place. You see, this new CD is being released on Maple Music Recordings, the first time that the fiercely independent artist has had a label doing his dirty work. I contacted him directly, as I’ve always done, and asked if he’d appear on my radio show (Sundays at 2:00 on UMFM) as he’s done in the past. He replied: From: d a n n y * m i c h e l To: Jeff Robson Cc: sarah publicity Sent: Monday, August 18, 2003 7:40 AM jeff. I am away on a vacation till wedish.,..I’m actually on an island with no power & phone...I’ll call you when I get back & we’ll do something for sure. Thanks for the interest. danny (Like me, you may wonder how he was sending that email with no power and no phone, but I wouldn’t put much past the guy) Note the cc: on the message. I wish I had. The call never came; instead, Maple Music publicist Sara Mclaren stepped in. She emailed to say that she was handling Danny’s interview schedule, and that she’d try to set something up. I told her that I could do an interview on my Sunday show, or I was also hosting on Monday nights during the summer (now on Thursday nights.) Now, I should say that Sarah is a great lady, and has been very helpful with other interviews in the past. But, for some reason, I’ve been unable to get a moment of Danny Michel’s time. Instead, I’ve worn myself out with the run-around I’ve been through just trying to confirm a convenient interview time. None of what follows is at all Sarah’s fault, she really is just the messenger here: From: Sara McLaren To: ‘Jeff Robson’ Cc: d a n n y - m Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2003 12:12 PM Any chance we could set up the radio interview sometime soon and then hold the piece for the Uniter until just before Danny comes to Winnipeg on Oct.16th? [This date was later changed to October 29] From: Sara McLaren To: ‘Jeff Robson’ Sent: Thursday, August 21, 2003 9:25 AM It’d be best if we could set up your interview with Danny in September. We could likely do it on Sept.14 or 15th if that works for you. Please confirm your show times again and let me know what time would be best for you. Then we can set up a definite time. If you could just run a review now and the feature closer to the show it would be great Jeff. thanks Jeff. From: Sara McLaren To: ‘Jeff Robson’ Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 12:07 PM We’re going to have to wait until October to do this. Does Oct.6th at 6:45 CST (7:45 EST) work for you. If so, what number should Danny call? From: Jeff Robson To: Sara McLaren Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 3:00 PM I won’t be hosting on Monday nights come October. I’m a frequent part of an ensemble that will be hosting Thursday nights 6:30-8:00 CST. My first choice would be to chat with Danny on a Sunday afternoon. My Sunday show will be on every Sunday 2-4 central starting September 14. From: Sara McLaren To: ‘Jeff Robson’ Sent: Friday, September 19, 2003 2:19 PM Touching base re: Danny Michel. Sundays aren’t really working out for us. Is there any chance we can do a taped interview? Say on Monday, Oct.6th? From: Jeff Robson To: Sara McLaren Sent: Friday, September 19, 2003 7:41 PM Are Thursday nights any better? I’m sure we could do something now that I’m cohosting every Thursday night 6:30 - 8:00 pm central. If that’s no good, then yes, taping will be sufficient. Let me know if that works any better. Thanks for not forgetting about little old me. From: Sara McLaren To: ‘Jeff Robson’ Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 8:24 AM Thursday nights are actually bad for the next month as Danny is playing shows. Taping during the day would be better. Are there any week days / times that work best? From: Jeff Robson To: Sara McLaren Sent: Friday, October 03, 2003 7:38 PM Sorry to say, no can do. I have a class at university 2:30 - 3:45. I hope this is a good sign that Danny’s star is rising, it used to be quite easy to get an interview with him. Oh well. label - much more bureaucracy. You were one of the first people to contact me about an interview with Danny so I’d really like to make this happen for you. If you’re still interested, could you please give me a list of times you’re available this week and I’ll try to set something up. Sadly, that’s as far as we got. So, instead of a charming first person profile of Danny in his own words, we are left with a profile of a guy who’s suddenly become a whole lot busier and a whole lot harder to get a hold of. I’m hoping that’s a good thing, and it means that Danny’s set for the much bigger things that he so rightly deserves. The reaction to the new CD has been very positive, and the first single, “Perfect,” has managed to make it onto the radio in many places. With the upcoming tour and the added exposure that a record company can provide, it will only be a matter of time before Danny Michel is an even bigger star. And that can only be a good thing, even if it means that he’ll never have time to chat with me again. The moral of the story: Go see Danny Michel in concert, just don’t expect to interview him any time soon. From: Sara McLaren To: ‘Jeff Robson’ Sent: Monday, October 06, 2003 1:08 PM Well I’d love to blame it all on Danny’s rising star however I believe it may be partly a result of Danny now having management and a Danny Michel and his band, along with special guest Nathan Wiley, play The West End Cultural Centre on October 29 at 8 pm. Tickets are $12 at Music Trader and Ticketmaster, and $15 at the door. Visit Danny’s website www.dannymichel.com. From: Sara McLaren To: ‘Jeff Robson’ Sent: Friday, October 03, 2003 1:51 PM So sorry - it’s been crazy here. I know this isn’t ideal for you but the only time we can do the interview is Monday at 3:10pm CST (4:10 EST). Does that work for you? If so, what number should Danny call? thanks for your patience the october 23, 2003 uniter pa g e 1 7 a & e The Return of Moses Mayes B Y P J O N A T H A N T A N ut your dancing shoes on people, homegrown funk is about to return to a dance floor near you. After taking nearly a year off Winnipeg funk heroes Moses Mayes and the Funk Family Orchestra are back in action this week at the Urban Groove festival. The band whose first album won a Prairie Music Award for best Dance/ Urban record, hasn’t played live since their surprise return at this year’s Winnipeg Jazz Fest. The Uniter’s Jonathan Tan sat down with Moses’ DJ Grant Paley to find out what the band has been working on. JT: Has the time off been good for the band? How has it changed what you’re working on, what the goals are as a band? GP: “It seems like everything is back to normal. It’s a fun playful atmosphere. Everyone has acquired new commitments and interests since the band took a break. But everyone’s enthusiasm for the band is growing again and people are looking to put more time into it.” JT: With percussionist Scott Senior touring with the Duhks how does that affect his ability to play with Moses? GP: “Scott won’t be able to play with us on the 23rd at the Pyramid but he will be with us on Halloween at the Zen Lounge for UniFunk. Scott’s a big part of the band and playing without him won’t be fun but it’s a reality of the situation now, because he’s touring with the Duhks. Maybe when we’re touring again we can get him back full time.” JT: Speaking of touring, you guys head out to Saskatoon this weekend after the Urban Groove show, Saskatoon is sort of second home for Moses isn’t it? GP: “Oh yeah! We’ve always played sold out shows in Saskatoon, being only eight hours away we play there a lot. We have friends and family members there and it’s always a pleasure to go there.” “As for full length tours, we won’t be doing that until we’ve got a new album out, which we’ll be working on over the winter. It’d definitely be nice to get back on the Jazz fest circuit.” JT: So aside from Scott not always being around what are the changes in the band itself? GP: “It’s the same dynamic except now we’ve got a new Alto Saxophone player, her C STEREOLAB Instant 0 In the Universe D R name is Laurie Smith, she used to play with Burnt and it’s cool to have a girl in the band for the first time.” “Jams have been really fun lately, everyone is getting pretty excited for these upcoming shows.” You can catch Moses Mayes this Thursday the 23rd of October at the Pyramid with Blue Quarter and I/O. The band’s shows E V I E at the Pyramid have usually sold out, making the dance floor extra hopping but also leaving some fans out in the cold. If you can’t catch them at the Urban Groove festival be sure to check out Halloween’s hippest charity event UniFunk, Friday the 31st at the Zen Lounge. The proceeds go to Unicef and the line-up is stacked featuring Moses Mayes, Rudimental, the Viberiders, DJ Co-op and Dr.P. W S A short review for a short CD, since there are only 5 tracks here, each about 4-5 minutes long. There is a definite 70s influence on this Stereolab EP,especially with the track “God is Me” and its prog-rock influences. Stereolab has more tricks up its sleeve, however, and this disc runs the gamut, from some great simple catchy electronica to the last song, “Mass Riff,” the last half of which could have easily been stolen from The Fixx. The real treat here is Lætitia Sadier’s simple and sweet vocals, which give Stereolab its own unique sound. I’ve heard comparisons to Kraftwerk and tales of Tim Gane’s love of Brian Wilson, so you can see how genre bending Stereolab is. The disc is at times hypnotic, danceable, catchy, simple, complex. and quite inventive. Stereolab remains to be uncategorizeable. (Elektra, www.stereolabonline.com www.stereolab.co.uk) BY DAN HUYGHEBAERT THE DANDY WARHOLS Welcome To The Monkey House BY JEREMY STRUB NICKLEBACK The Long Road B Y M AT T C O H E N Well, here is a first for me; I am reviewing an album by a band I have only heard of vicariously. One look at the cover painting (done by Ron English) told me that this was no ordinary rock group. The tie-in is that on the cover of Nico by The Velvet Underground (a group that used to be fronted by Lou Reed, before they disbanded) is a banana done by the late artist Andy Warhol (who also did the original Campbell’s soup logo). He also designed the original cover of The Rolling Stones’ album Sticky Fingers, which featured blue jeans with an actual working zipper (promptly banned, highly sought after, and replaced with just a painting). With that in mind I sat down to listen to this album. It is very well engineered and flows smoothly with little sameness saturation. It starts with “Welcome To The Monkey House,” which is a short, chilling song that looks at what would happen if musical radio became unfamiliar to the listener. It got my attention, and I was hooked from then on. Swaying back and forth from rock to electronic, and merging the influence of artists like Beck, Cake, Thomas Dolby, Stone Temple Pilots, AC/DC, and The White Stripes, this album presents catchy songs with enough rock to keep it up, and just enough electronic sounds to keep it interesting and fresh. I liked how even on songs with entirely electronic effects, it still managed to keep a rock air about them, while the more guitar driven songs weren’t entirely inundated with effects. The Dandy Warhols manage to achieve a delicate balance. My only beef with the album is that the lyrics really don’t say much beyond the first song, as quirky as they are. I recommend Welcome to the Monkey House as one of the best albums I have heard this year. (Capitol, www.dandywarhols.com www.capitolmusic.ca) The new Nickleback album, The Long Road, has come out and I was given the opportunity to review it. I would really like to, but it’s hard to put my finger on why I didn’t like the CD. I’ll give you an analogy. You know the kids show Play Along with Lambchop? There was this puppet called Lambchop and they used to sing this song called “The Song That Never Ends”. Somebody wrote it, well some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they’ll continue singing it forever just because, but I digress. Nickleback must have watched that show a lot when they were young. They’ve managed to write a couple of hit songs that get a lot of radio play, but they’re basically the same song. The Long Road plays out like this. When I get a new CD I usually put it in my car stereo and push play. It takes me a day to get through the whole CD. I went through the album seven times before I realized that the entire album was pretty much the same song. Lead singer Chad Kroeger would come in and lament about something. The guitar would come in. Same song. The drums. Same song. The bass. Same song. The best part of the CD was a green sheet inside for www.keepmusiccoming.com. They thank you for not downloading the songs and buying the album. Hopefully I’ll end up doing the same thing as the green sheet with this review. Don’t download this CD. Don’t buy it either. The Lambchop show isn’t on the air anymore, but Sponge Bob Squarepants has a pretty catchy theme song. (Roadrunner Records, www.nickelback.com, www.roadrunnerrecords.com) the pa g e 1 8 uniter october 23, 2003 s p o r t s Ode to the Baseball Fan B Y A V I B R A M E R As I am writing this, I am getting ready for the biggest event of the year. Game Seven: Yankees versus the Red Sox. For anyone who knows anything, a game seven played between these two teams is something very, very sacred. I, as both a baseball fanatic and a lifelong Red Sox fan am overcome with excitement. I hardly slept last night. I am going on pure adrenaline right now as the game is drawing nearer and nearer. In this moment of joy and angst ridden tension, I want to address something that really ticks me off. I can't stand it when people tell me that baseball is not a sport and that it is boring. Never has an injustice this grand been believed by so many people. Baseball is not boring, baseball does not suck and baseball is a sport, just as gymnastics and lawn bowling are. I don't understand why North Americans have been blinded by the belief that in order for things to be a sport they need to be exciting. This is so false, and it makes me laugh. Sure the end-to-end action of a hockey game is exciting, but do you think the Pakistani cricket team cares that you find hockey exciting? Just because something is fast doesn't make it more of a sport than something else. If you take away the excitement concept in people, maybe they will be able to understand the true beauty that is in baseball. The excitement in baseball begins from when the first fans start to pile into the stadiums and it doesn't end until the final out. Inside each game of baseball, the coaches play a game of chess, trying to exploit the other teams weaknesses, by planning the game out ahead of time and making decisions on the go. This excitement is no more evident than in the playoffs. Each pitch holds the potential for something big to happen. Each swing of the bat can leave you breathless with anticipation. There is a real sense of history and respect that goes along with baseball. Everyone, from the fans to the players, to the coaches respect the history of baseball. And the history plays a key role in baseball today. As we speak the Boston Red Sox are trying to break a curse of never having won the World Series since they traded Babe Ruth to the New York Yankees. But the one characteristic that separates baseball from all the other sports is its fans. Baseball fans have a gift. We have the ability to look past the outer shell and appreciate what is on the inside. Baseball flows like a great poem. From beginning to end, the game moves like words flying out of a poet's quill: The rhythm of the pitcher releasing a ball, to the sound of that ball making contact with the opposing players bat, the laws of science that accompany the game, the screaming fans, and the psychology that is involved. Socrates would have loved this game. It’s weird. Thousands of people would never flock to a stadium to watch a chess match. But that is what baseball is. Baseball is chess, but instead of pawns and rooks you have shortstops and outfielders. The chess master, the baseball manager, plays his pieces with a different strategy at every bat, deciding when to be defensive and when to begin an all out attack. Baseball is like a relationship. It picks you up and at times it throws you down and breaks your heart. There are moments of boredom and their are moments that you wish could last forever. It can be frustrating yet at the same time you wouldn't want to change a thing. This roller coaster ride; baseball, with it’s up and downs and it’s twists and turns is what makes the game beautiful. With every pitch your world can be turned upside down or taken to heights you have never seen before, all with the sound of a simple ball hitting a simple bat. n the night of October 14th 2003, the sport of baseball was fronted with an event so devestating, the history of the sport and a team- The Chicago Cubs will be scarred forever. The place was Wriggly field, and the game was the sixth in a series between the Chicago Cubs and the Florida Marlins. Up 3-0 in the eighth inning, 3-2 in the series, Moises Alou of the Cubs ran towards the foul wall to catch a ball that was destined for foul territory. As he jumped and reached up in perfect alignment with the ball, Steve Bartman, a self proclaimed Chicago Cub fan, stopped the ball in its tracks and sacrificed what would be an out for the Cubs, for a souvenir for his bed shelf. But it wasn’t just a sacrifice for an out, an inning, or even a game. It was a sacrifice for a season. The Florida Marlins went on to win the game, and the series, eliminating the Chicago Cubs from the playoffs. The Uniter’s Mike Pyl isn’t writing about the incident, he’s writing to the incident; the offender, the Cub fan, Steve Bartman. O WOMEN’S BASKETBALL Fri. Oct. 17 Sat.Oct. 18 Sun.Oct.19 Wesmen 72 Wesmen 62 Wesmen 75 Alberta 61 Concordia 58 Wilfrid Laurier 68 MEN’S BASKETBALL Fri. Oct. 17 Sat. Oct. 18 Waterloo 77 Wesmen 62 Toronto 68 Wesmen 64 (OT) UPCOMING Home October 23rd- Men’s & Women’s V-ball vs Manitoba October 24th- Men’s B-ball vs McGill October 25th- Men’s B-ball vs Mary Away October 25th- Men’s & Women’s V-ball vs UofM COMPILED BY LEIGHTON KLASSEN SPORTS EDITOR Michael Fishberg was the winner of the 8-ball pool tournament, held by the UWSA on October 14th. Tom Reid finished in the ranks of second place. The single knockout event featured a total of 24 contestants that battled it out on the tables for nearly three hours. The annual event is conducted to promote awareness for the Canadian Federation of Students, and to expand on-campus activity that supports both activity and fun. The Men’s Volleyball team’s record of 12-0 earned them a number one ranking in the CIS (Canadian Interuniversity Sport) The Women’s Volleyball team currently sits at 3rd place in the CIS rankings Dear Asshole, It’s your fault the Chicago Cubs will not be headed to the World Series. It’s your fault outfielder Moises Alou could not catch a foul ball with one out and the Cubs up 3-0 in the 8th inning, consequently sparking a chain of disastrous events to send Wrigley Field fans home shell-shocked and winless, anticipating a game 7 victory which would not come. As a result, the Florida Marlins clinched the National League pennant. Sure, the impediment did not even get batter Luis Castillo on base. It was Mark Prior, seemingly invincible for 7 1/3, who eventually walked him en route to giving up five runs that inning. The bullpen, upon relieving Prior, was equally enigmatic as Kyle Farnsworth and Mike Remlinger combined to give up another two hits and three runs to push the Marlins’ lead to 8-3. And so what if shortstop Alex Gonzalez, who had only committed ten errors all season, bobbled a routine double play that would have ended the eighth with the score 3-1. It’s still your fault. It’s own your fault you’re now Public Enemy #1 in Chicago. You rightfully deserved the treatment you received at the hands of disgruntled Cubs fans after the meltdown in game 6. Most of us would still show little remorse about chasing you out of the stadium with projectile beers and chants of “Kill him!”. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you’ve been a lifelong Cubs fan, whereas most of us, including myself, are just trailing behind the bandwagon, hoping to see the ultimate underdog, ring-less since 1908, become champs. And you apologized, in a written statement the next day, from ‘the bottom of this Cubs fan’s broken heart’. A real fan would have let Alou catch the ball (Just ignore the eight others who were also reaching out to grab the souvenir). Game 7’s your fault too. You’re obviously to blame that ace Kerry Wood had his worst outing of the season the night after your idiocy. Coming off of five days rest, the perennial All-Star, in the biggest start of his life, gave up seven runs in 5 2/3 innings. The Prior-Wood combination hadn’t lost on back-to-back days all season. It’s also your fault rookie Miguel Cabrera drove in four runs to pace Florida to a 9-6 victory in game 7. I mean, a rookie? How else would you explain it? What’s that? You couldn’t possibly have cost the Cubs game 7, as you watched the game from your living room with a police officer standing guard. That sounds like quite the stretch. And don’t even think about whining how you can’t go out in public because the media has leaked your name, photos of your house, and the place of your work following game 6. So I hear Florida governor Jeb Bush offered you asylum in South Beach for the next few months. If you accept it, your legacy will not only live on in Cubs infamy, but talk about traitor! Why don’t you just go and marry Pudge Rodriguez? Hey, and just think, you will have already given him a ring. The Marlins became only the sixth team to rebound from a 3-1 playoff deficit. The Cubbies had a chance to close the deal in game 5! And what were you doing? How about wasting your time coaching kids baseball. You might as well have blanked the Cubs with an 11 strikeout, two-hitter masterpiece, not Florida’s Josh Beckett. In fact, not only did you cost the Chicago Cubs this series, but you could also be the reason behind the franchise’s 95-year-old drought. Don’t even mention the Curse of the Billy Goat. Shut up about the fact you are only 26 years old. All I see is a headphone-toting, Cub cap-wearing Marlin fan who’s ecstatic tears of joy were hidden only by the sweater you used to protect your face as you were escorted out of Wrigley for your own safety. While we’re at it, just admit you caused the Hindenburg to explode. I bet you were the one who shot JFK, too. Clearly you, Steve Bartman, are to blame. And you know what the sad thing is? People agree with me. Sincerely, Mike Pyl the october 23, 2003 uniter pa g e 1 9 s p o r t s Wesmen Leave UofM Tourney Undefeated B Y B R A D P E N I N G T O Sally Kaznica shaves some time off the clock to hold the Wesmen lead. She finished the game with 13 points N On Sunday October 19 the Wesmen women’s basketball team capped off an undefeated round robin tournament with a win against University of Wilfrid Laurier at the Universiy of Manitoba Invitational Tournament. With wins on Friday and Saturday against Alberta and Manitoba, the Wesmen carried on and beat Laurier 75-68. In the first half of the game the Wesmen found themselves in a very tight match in playing catch up with Laurier. The Wesmen were constantly struggling to tie the game and grab the lead. With a last second basket by JoAnne Wells at the end of the first half, both teams were tied at 39 points. After a halftime talk from coach McKay on defense, the Wesmen opened the scoring on a three pointer by JoAnne Wells, eventually building up to a fifteen point advantage at one point of the game. With a more defensive mind set, the Wesmen held off Laurier in an intense back and forth game in jockeying for the lead. With the entire starting line scoring over 20 points, and the rest of the team on the scoring board, the Wesmen ladies went on to win the third and final game of the tournament. The high scorers in the game were JoAnne Wells with 25, Sally Kaznica with 13 points, and Stefanie Timmersman with 12. Jae Pirnie who unfortunately was unable to play in this tournament due to an injury suffered in their last tournament, played here at the Duckworth Center and is recovering very well. She is expected to return to the hardwood by sometime next week. Coach Tanya McKay says that her and the team are looking forward to kicking off the regular season in three weeks with hopes of grasping their hands on a shinny new gold medal at the CIS nationals. A mid game toss up with Wesmen Rookie Stephanie Timmersman Photos: Leighton Klassen Back in action! Val Carson dishes out a pass in the Second half. It was her first tournament back from an early season knee injury the pa g e 2 0 uniter october 23, 2003 s p o r t s JAE PIRNIE #14 Sport Basketball JOCK TALK Jock Talk gives the guys and gals in red and white the chance to sit down off the playing field and air it out. B Y L A U R A W H I T E Age 19 Hometown Winnipeg Year on Team 2nd Position Post Studying Education ae Pirnie’s first name is an acronym, short for Jane Alice Elizabeth. She has never been just plain Jane: that name belongs to her Mom. “As it is, it’s complicated to figure out who people are talking to,” she says. As you’ve probably figured out, Pirnie is the person I’m talking to for this week’s Jock Talk. When I catch up with her for this article, she has more spare time on her hands than usual. She has sprained her ankle playing against Regina in the Converse Shootout, and is out of the game for about a week. When she is on the court, she plays the position of post. “I’m the one who’s down low, getting the rebounds,” says Pirnie. The person on her team that she can’t do without is point guard Sally Kaznica, “If there’s something going wrong, she’ll let you know, and she’ll do it in such a way that you won’t feel bad about it,” she says. Off the court, Pirnie’s parents are her inspiration. She and her mom share not only the same first name, but a love for basketball as well: “Both my parents are athletes, my mom played five years (at U of M), so I decided that’s what I wanted to do.” In fact, basketball has been a part of Pirnie’s life since before she was born: “The day before my mom went into labour she was at a basketball tournament. So, it’s kind of been a joke that there’s no way I couldn’t have been a basketball player.” For Pirnie, being 6’0” tall may come in handy on the basketball court, but it’s more of a handicap when she’s at the mall. “It’s pretty awful. You have to look for ‘tall’ sizes anywhere you go, and you wear pants lower than J most people wear them. And you buy boys’ jeans.” Or she could try to swipe them from her boyfriend of almost one and a half years. The two met in high school, and share an interest in sports. “He coaches a lot and he’s playing intramural flag football and he’s playing minor league basketball.” Pirnie’s interests also span outside the world of basketball. “In high school I was in band, jazz band, vocal jazz and choir. I was kind of a music nerd,” she says. Her musical talents are wide-ranging: she played flute and tenor saxophone, and sang tenor in the choir. She also loves to read. “It’s hard to read what you want to read when you’re in school. So once Christmas comes, and once summer comes, I grab whatever novels I’ve been saving and just read,” Pirnie says. Another thing in Pirnie’s life that is put on hold ‘till the holidays: making money. “I work basketball camps during the summer, and that’s about it. And you work hard to get scholarships, and that pays for school. It’s very, very hard to have a job in [basketball] season,” she says. And though basketball is a main priority in her life, school never takes the back burner. “I think athletes in general have to fight the stereotype that we’re all dumb jocks,” she says. “Over half the players on our team were academic all-Canadians last year. Everyone takes school really seriously.” Not only is she serious about her own studies, Pirnie is planning a career in teaching others. For now you can find her on the basketball court, in the future: teaching a high school English class near you. P I R N I E ’ S B O O K The Final Confession of Mabel Starck by Robert Hough. “It’s the story of the first female tiger trainer.” (Particularly relevant in the light of the tiger attack on Roy Horn of Siegfried and Roy during their Vegas show.) TV Buffy the Vampire Slayer, X-Files (but it’s off the air now), The Family Guy and The Simpsons. “But I don’t see them very often anymore because I’m doing homework.” F I L M Death to Smoochy. “It’s so funny. I enjoy the dark comedies.” M U S I C The Beatles, progressive rock bands (Pain of Salvation and Dream Theatre) “They try to do things that no one else has, like crazy time signatures.” Photo: Leighton Klassen F O O D Extreme Pita, Subway P I C K S COLOUR Brown “I think it’s warm and it’s earthy. There’s nothing overly spectacular about it, but it’s beautiful in it’s own right.” N U M B E R 20 “When I was little, my Barbies’ age was always 20. And throughout high school my number was always 20.” A N I M A L Whale shark. “It’s the largest fish in the ocean. It’s ugly and gorgeous at the same time. They’re pretty neat.” S T O R E Mc Nally Robinson. “I just really like books. Any place with books and journals that I can just be for as long as I want, and they won’t bug me, is great.” T I M E O F T H E Y E A R March (playoff time) “The pressure’s on, but it’s a good pressure.”