Lafayette College "Plays it Coolesf ^ in East

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Vol. 86 — N o . 13
Lafayette College, Easton, Pa., November 6, 1959
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WILD
CELEBRATION
^Suavest^ Wins Contest;
Senior Takes Award
Lafayette College has been voted "the suavest college
in the continental United States."
This announcement was made by a representative of
a leading Madison Avenue advertising agency at a luncheon held Wednesday in the Venetian Room of the Waldorf Astoria.
William Vandercleve McDevot, a senior, was selected
Literary
Convention
Suspected of Plotting
End of The Marquise
by the student body to accept the*"
award on behalf of the college.
McDevot, the son of Dr. and Mrs,
Charles V. McDevot of Short
Shorts, N. J. and Left Bank, N. J.,
in majoring in Lesser Sanskrit
Poets.
The basis for the award is determined by the National A.ssociation of Clothiers. Any college in
by CLYDE SHAW
the United States may enter the
(drama critic)
contest, providing they possess a
student body having more than
The show will not go on! Well,
1,000 students or reasonable fac- anyway, not as planned. In a
.similies.
statement to the press today, the
The sum, rumored to have been
T h e National Association of director of the Lafayette Little
BIG
MEN—After
hearing
of
their
recent
success
in
winning
the
"most
suave"
contest,
Lafayette
tendered with the assurance that
Clothiers, in the rules of the con- Theatre announced an unpreceThe Marquise would discontinue students indulge in a typical quiet hours debate to d'scuss their victory. Three of the students are seen test states, "No school which al- dented change in productions. Inpublication, was awarded at the reading about thoir triumph in the United Weekly, Scientific Russian, and Vassal. The information of lows cheering at football games or stead of the scheduled plays. The
nearby Tatamy High School liter- their winning the contest brought more activity to the campus than has been seen for years.
any other sport may enter. Any Diary of Anne Frank, Our Town,
ary magazine convention.
school found willfully attending and My Three Angels, three new
•Editor I. M. Damgood before acConvocation and participating in ones will be presented during the
cepting the money, listed several
any singing during the service will remainder of the year.
features soon to appear in the
not be considered. Any school in
The change in plans came as a
Marquise. Those mentioned were:
which extra - curricular activities result of action (or rather inacAn outline series on how to imare also willfully participated in tion) that occurred during the
prove other publications; an edimay not enter. Any college with first performance of the first play.
torial answering in the negative
an average of 5 0 % or more of Arms and the Man. Leading man
the student body leaving the cam Charles Yawn, playing in the first
a request by Henry Miller to join
pus on the weekend, complete with act a tired Swiss soldier, fell
the staff; a confidential expose on
asleep on the heroine's bed and
'recent hanky panky in the inLafayette College this year boasts more men on the "Who's Cool in American Uni- suitcase, may enter."
remained there until time for his
firmary; and a critical report on versities and Colleges list" than ever before.
Lafayette College fitted all these 10 o'clock class the next morning.
the Christian Science Monitor.
The first group or individual to be named to the list by the "Who's Cool" board qualifications.
The receptive audience snored
The meeting ended with the pas- was a group of seniors who were chosen in the "school spirit" category. The award was
The next part of the contest their disapproval of the scene, but
sage of a resolution to begin an
made on the basis of the group's performance during the Bucknell game. During the rules states that students must al- managed to make their respective
investigation of the harmful effects of paddling on the hands of game, not a single member of the group was seen to open his mouth for any other rea- ways dress in T-shirts, owned by morning classes also.
the college and swiped by the studson than to fill it with alcoholic stimulants.
(continued on page two)
New plays chosen after careful
ents. Pants must be dirty, sneak consideration include a bedroom
The most coveted berth on the*""
ers
must
be
snow-white,
and
palist is that of 'Campus booze
comedy, a bedroom farce, and a
jama bottoms must stick out of fairy tale. It
king', or he that most distinguishHappened
One
the bottom of the dirty khakis at Night is an appropriate title for
ed himself on the bar stool.
all 8 a.m. classes.
All houses entered good men
the next production, after what
Lafayette fitted all these quali- happened two weeks ago.
but Omega Pi's 'Shaky' Adams
fications,
also.
swept to victory by a wide marThe other new selections are
McDevot however, was unable that ever popular
gin. Shaky won by dint of his ef"situation"
to accept the award because he comedy. The Fourposter, and the
forts during Founder's Day Weekwas resting from his afternoon most soul searching work of the
end. Adams was seen stoned from
Lafayette is finally free of government control, as the Thursday preceding the weektrek across campus to a 2 a.m Brothers Grim, Sleeping Beauty.
Congress last week passed a bill abolishing compulsory end until Tuesday morning of the
(continued on f'age two)
'continued on page six)
.ROTC at all Delaware Valley colleges.
next week.
The Marquise, Lafayette's literary magazine, tireless in its
striving for better
journalism
through ridicule, received recognition in the form of an award
for $30.50 last week.
Chipping in to account for the
sum were those journals who had
been stimulated to better journalism by the publication. Among
these were: The American Legion
Yearly, Movie Magazine, The Sanitation Gazette, and the Apathetic
Onlooker.
Cancel Plays
As Bed Scene
Excites None
ISJational Board Elects Many
To Famous Honor Group
What,
Us
Worry?
Compulsory R^O^T^C^
Abolished; Riot Ensues
As the news hit the Lafayette campus, the student
body went wild: ROTC hats were thrown from all dormitory rooms. Mi's were thrown onto the Quad, over 1,500
manuals and drill handbooks were burned on March FieM,
North Hall was burned to t h e *
ground, and Colonel Snooks was
lynched and hung from the College Chapel steeple. Unfortunatelythe rope broke and the Colonel fell
to the ground shouting "500 demerits for all of you" all the way
down.
When Sergeant Brookins promoted him.self to acting Colonel,
he was tarred and feathered and
hung upside down on a stacking
swival from the top of Watson
Hall.
Sergeant Hugh McGuire,
who wa.s in charge of demerits,
was made to eat all the demerit
sheets that could be found. President Bergethon and Dean Cole
.skipped around Pardee Hall arm
in arm.
Later Dean Hourtoule
announced that there would be no
classes for a week, and that fea.sting and gaity .should prevail.
95% for Elimination
The first step toward abolishing compulsory ROTC occurred
last year when 95% of Lafayette's
students signed a petition demanding ROTC's elimination. Upon seeing that so many of Lafayette's
student body was against it. Dean
Hourtoule, affectionately known as
"the students' friend," convinced
President Bergethon that something should be done.
(continued on page three)
Two Demerits
For No Haircut
•Well Done'
A 'job well done' goes out to
Shaky from all the members of
the Apathetic Onlooker staff.
General vandalism honors went
to Bob Box. Bob, a member of
the Mai Hommes social dorm,
cites careful planning as the key
to his success.
When asked to show some of
the trophies that helped bring him
the award. Bob displayed four
new Lafayette Jackets, three brand
new khaki *rain coats, four clock
radios and seven perfectly fitting
sport shirts, one for each day of
the week.
Other men chosen in the vandalism category were: Bill Nordly and Bill Watt who tied for
honors in number of books stolen
from the library, each had eight.
Mel Quast, also a member of the
Mai Hommes Social, gave all the
credit for his success in picking
pockets to his parents tutelage.
Mel says their 'constant tutoring'
made him what he is today.
John Beamish easily made the
list as he unflinchingly used 14
cans of spray paint in his job of
defacing most of the trees, doors,
sidewalks, and buildings on campus.
The members of the board of
'Who's Cool' agreed that the
group from Lafayette was the
best they'd seen.
Van Pooren Accepts English Post
To Teach Milton^s ^Paradise Lost^
Charles Van Pooren has been
appointed to the Lafayette faculty
as a member of the English department.
A former English profe-ssor al
Columbia University, a former
NBC executive and a former quiz
show expert. Van Pooren has also
recently published two new books.
Are Congressional Investigations
Really Necessary, and How to Win
at 21.
Besides teaching English 1-2 at
Lafayette, Van Pooren will also
have an advanced course analyzing
John
Milton's famous
poem,
"Paradise Lost." Many leading
s.;holars have acclaimed Van Pooren as the leading authority on this
work.
Along with his courses in English, he will be a guest lecturer
in the government and economics
departments. Though Van Pooren
has just recently entered these
two fields, the college feels his i
first hand knowledge of them will
greatly enhance the student's understanding of both topics. In
government he will talk on Congressional committees and democracy and in economics will expound on the theory of rags to rich-
es and back to rags again in one
generation.
Van Pooren has commented on
how his handling of classes will
be slightly different than the conventional way of lecture or discussion. "I will have my students
completely involved in the running of the class," he stated. "Instead of my questioning them,"
continued Van Pooren "they will
question me, on a point basis and
I will supply the answers. However, in order for the student to
earn his points, it must be proven
to me that there has been no collaboration on the origin of the
question."
PARADISE LOST will be among
the courses to be taught by Charles
Van Pooren, new English professor at Lafayette and famed economist.
While at Lafayette, Van Pooren will attempt to finish his latest
literary work, Balance of Power:
Cungress, the Network and the
Gown.
He also hopes to earn
extra money through tutoring and
the forming of a club called "Television and the Egghead." The
latter will be worked in accordance
with WJRH's attempt to enter the
video field.
Accompanying Van Pooren to
Lafayette will be his wife, child,
coaches and a year's supply of
Rubon Lipstick.
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GEEWHIZ
This evening marks the beginning of another in a series of bi-annual invasions of
Lafayette College. The invaders, as usual, represent the combined forces of many of
the areas leading women's colleges. Led by the forces of Cedar Chest M.A. and Cemetary M.A., the invaders a r e expected to s t a r t their landing early Friday afternoon. In
preparation, the ROTC d e p a r t m e n t has evacuated North Hall; after first checking all
the safeties on t h e rifles. Before leaving t h e scene of the impending battle. Colonel
Johnny Brooks .stated his opinions on the coming proceeding^. Before a cheering crowd
of Pershing Rifle members, the Colonel stated, " W h a t me w o r r y ? " Other members of
the department have taken a more forthright stand, and have warned the students
not to be caught like the Hessian soldiers during the revolution when the girls from Cemetary cross the D e l a w a r e .
Viva Geneva
(YAWN)
T h e administration has also taken their customary s t r o n g position. It is reported t h a t representWe, the editors of this week's A p a t h e t i c Onlooker, atives of the Geneva convention
have always been fearless crusaders, daring to bring to will make a t o u r of the various
light issues t h a t lesser journalists couldn't think of touch- b a t t l e fields to see t h a t t h e fighting. We have always been first with the best in (yawn) ing stays within the legal limits as
news on this campus. Our reporters first discovered there set forth by the convention. Chief
conventioneer. Otto
de
Toule
was a hole in t h e hill where the tennis courts had been. warned
that he would make this
Our p a p e r w a s first to assert t h a t the back side of the moon' t o u r personally, accompanied by
wasn't green cheese — b u t really American cheese.
I his fierce canine. Lassie. De
And now, with unflagging devotion to the cause of) Toule, a veteran of m a n y previous
good (yawn) journalism, we bring you a unique issue.] campaigns is known for his strict
T h e A p a t h e t i c Onlooker presents a startling expose of life | observance of the articles. De
on campus.
I Toule is also to have been r e p o r t e d
the services of
Friar
Our presses are ready to roll. We may never reach seeking
F l u r r y , noted T i b e t a n monk, who
the street with this edition. Armed men in green over-i is expected to arrive on his motorcoats are driving t a n k s over the quad, and townspeople ized llama in time for Sunday
have barricaded Sullivan Lane. Students are all studying morning. In the past, the atrocities committed d u r i n g these biin ther rooms, for tomorrow is a big hour exam day.
The Onlooker is working now with a staff of t h r e e ; a n n u a l events have been so wickeveryone else is getting a haircut for I-F. The three of us ed, t h a t an additional revival meethas had to be held the followsee no future in this kind of business, now t h a t 1200 stud- ing
ing Wednesday noon. If t h e deents are enrolled in t h e remedial reading course. So we're mand is large enough the F r i a r is
going to go back to the dorm and sack out. Who w a n t s to expected to give a talk on how
g r a d u a t e before 1979, anyway?
passive resistance will nullify t h e
effects of chemical w a r f a r e .
RATIONALIZATION
by BILL T O O M U T C H
" B o y , do I pity those poor sucke r s tonight. T h a t place will be
a m a d h o u s e ; people stepping on
y o u r feet, flicking cigarette ashes on y o u r t u x , screaming, and
making asses o u t of themselves.
You wouldn't catch me t h e r e for
a billion bucks.
" I - F ' s a r e all alike. Crowded!
Nobody will even be able to move,
n o less dance. All these d r u n k s
come up and b r e a t h on y o u ; if
you ever lit a match they'd explode. I'll b e t more people g e t
stinking a t I-F t h a n a t all t h e
weekend parties p u t
together;
disgusting lack of taste.
T h e speaker walked to the deck
and picked up a worn letter. I t
fell out of t h e envelope into his
hand.
Dear . . .
Dear C h a r l e s :
Your invitation received, a n d
I'm sorry to say I cannot come.
We've had a wonderful summer, b u t I don't think this t h i n g
can grow, and it certainly c a n ' t
stay as it is. I feel now t h a t a
weekend would be a disillusioning experience and . . .
He dropped the l e t t e r to t h e
de.sk, and sank back into t h e chair.
" W h o t h e hell do I think I'm
kidding," he thought.
Ancicht Rites
The expected invasion is welcomed by a t least one faculty
member. Professor Alvin W. Chipm u n k of t h e d e p a r t m e n t of Anthropology, is p r e p a r i n g a careful
SUAVEST MAN
s t u d y of the week-end proceed(continued from page one)
ings. In t h e past. Dr. Chipmunk
has compared the week-end with
class.
McDevot has one of the
the fertility rites as practiced by
m a n y of t h e tribes in Africa. Dr. roughest class schedules of the enWolfe is hoping to make more ob- tire s t u d e n t body. Although he
servations to back this thesis. Dr. has no classes before 11 a.m., he
O. O. Ohm, Chairman of t h e E n g - ! has two afternoon classes on Tues>
lish D e p a r t m e n t held a t w e n t y day, Wednesday and Thursday.
m i n u t e press conference to discuss i McDevot's schedule does n o t perthe situation. He recommended mit him to engage in a n y afterm a k i n g all the captive girls b u y j noon sports such as cocktails, until at least 3 p.m.
" O n e Man's M e t e r . "
- Fierce F o e i
No organized defense of the
c a m p u s is planned by the .student
council or the I . F . C , b u t all students w e r e warned not to underestimate the power of these women. Both Cedar Chest and Cemetary may be fiercer, it is well
known t h a t they lack t h e finesse
of the Cedar Chests, who by dint
of four y e a r study have this down
to an art. It is estimated t h a t
quite a few L a f a y e t t e men will
lose pins and their independence
over the weekend. B u t it is generally conceded, t h a t t h e women
armies have n e v e r r e t r e a t e d off
the hill w i t h o u t a few losses
amongst themselves.
An impartial panel of 17 judges
voted the award to Lafayette a f t e r
spending a typical week at the college. One of t h e highlights of t h e
week was a debate between Albert
Schweitzer and E r n e s t Hemingway.
T h r e e students
attended.
This was considered one of t h e
weaker spots of the overall pict u r e . The judges stated, " W e feel
there were too many students in
attendance."
PUBLICATIONS
The boys up a t the paper office
thought it would be nice if 1 surveyed this weekend's situation a t
Lafayette and printed up some
instructions for the girl.s who will
be leaving their mothers ^and their
colleges for a social whirl in the
wilds of eastern Pennsylvania.
I do hope that every young
sweetheart gets a chance to read
these important items. If you do
arrive in quaint old Easton u n p r e pared, carry on in the best female
tradition. However, save my instructions, if, by some strange impulse, you feel that you may someday eome back to the scene of
t h e crime (to coin a p h r a s e ) .
Girls, the flrst thing to rememb e r when planning for any college
weekend is to pack your toothbrush near the top ot your suitcase. Next, be certain to have
several staunch pairs of pajamas
w h e r e they can easily be g o t t e n
at. Of course, a bottle of your
housemother's favorite hangover
r e m e d y will go well with any cost u m e for the I-F Ball.
A small a t t a c h e case is somet h i n g the well-prepared college
girl should carry a t all times. In
it she can keep maps of various
fraternity houses, with red arrows pointing the way toward the
ladies' rooms, and with fire exits
(plus other types) clearly indicated.
Last, but not least, girls, keep
your powder d r y ! Then t h a t small
.22 pistol t h a t must be your faithful protector w o n ' t fail in a n y
compromising situation. Remember the A l a m o !
(continued from page one)
f r a t e r n i t y brothers.
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staff include membership in t h e
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a pipe, a n d a t least t h r e e years of
experience in writing freshman
English themes.
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" D o n ' t get me wrong, I wouldn't mind t h e whole affair if t h e r e
w e r e n ' t so m a n y stupid sex fiends.
About half the guys on this campus think of I-F dates as tackling
dummies. They'd be shocked if
• they ever found out t h a t girls
a r e people too. These guys can
be relative gentlemen except for
two weekends a year when the
beast comes out.
T h e college
sanctions it, t h a t ' s the wild p a r t ;
two complete orgies a year with
t h e approval of the administration. And the t a l k ; nobody stops
gassing about his conquest for
weeks afterward. A few have the
decency to keep quiet, and a very,
very few even love the girl. That
oW joke a b o u t guys doing it in
chapel, isn't so funny as it sounds.
Rock 'n Roll!
" A t least tonight will be relatively quiet •—- tomorrow night
t h a t damn rock 'n roll band over
a t T h e t a Nu will keep me up till
t h r e e in t h e morning, and a t least
half a dozen guys will think its
a real ball t o go roaring around
c a m p u s with no muffler, and
screaming d r u n k s hanging o u t of
t h e windows. How do they expect a guy to get any sleep.
One Landmine
" E v e n if t h e campus was quiet
I still w o u l d n ' t get any sleep. My
r o o m m a t e s would probably come
in loaded a t a b o u t six in the morning and g e t me up to tell me the
obscene details. "That kind of education I don't have t o come to
college for. I wish I had a landmine t h a t ' d go off when a d r u n k
b r e a t h e d on it, t h a f d fix um.
"No, I c a n ' t see it, spending all
t h a t moi)ey for one crumby weekend. I t ' s j u s t not worth i t . "
The g u y from across the hall
g o t up a n d left, closing t h e door.
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Friday, November 6, 1959
THE APATHETIC ONLOOKER
PAGE THREE
To B^n'^t W . W. What? New School Director
Purchases
1,500,000
^Rhetoric s^
Freshmen?
Much speculation has been going on at Lafayette as to the
exact purpose of that mysterious
hole next to the Theta Delt house
and near Easton Dorm. It is definitely not a swimming pool (too
large). It is definitely not a cesspool (too small). But the purpose
it will serve is similar to the purpose of the latter, only the new
construction will contain freshmen.
The new construction, a freshmen commons (for common freshm e n ) , is designed with several
purposes in mind. First, according to the fraternities, it is designed to ruin the fraternities.
Second, according to the social
dorms, it is designed to ruin the
social dorms. But the third feature is its redeeming one. It will
concentrate the freshmen in one
area, for easy extermination.
Already plans have been made
to install special chains on the
commons dining tables.
Plans
have also been laid to have food
worse than that served at the College Inn.
However, while the fraternities
and social dorms maintain that
the freshmen commons will hurt
them, they full well realize that,
at present; the freshmen commons
is helping them. First of all it is
supplying them with much needed
supplies for I-F projects, and cellar and room re-decorating. If it
(continued on page six)
SECRET RITES UNVEILED—Lafayette's self->ty'ed poet laure- announced that his first post-election work was to convince the town
ate. Dr. W. W. What? wai crowned in a ceremony as the Board Chair- fathers that What's? AMERICAN RHETORIC should be a standard
man and Highest Highest of the Educators. The crowning was made text in Grades 1 through 6. In the picture. What? is being crowned
after What? succeeded in his egocentric oratory to convince a crowd with the symbol of his office, an inverted spittoon, compliments of the
of 19 people that he was the fittest for the job. Watt?, by the way. Easton Republican Club, of which he is a member.
None Protest
Leopard Makes Exit;
Ostrich New Symbol
The Lafayette leopard is no
more, and a new college symbol, an
ostrich, has been apathetically
adopted in its place. This move,
which resulted from long-delayed
action
by the administration,
evoked no comment from the inert mass that is loosely termed,
the student body, nor from the
Bored of Trustees.
The general feelings of those
who might have been responsible
for this action were revealed in
a scrawled memo
accidentally
found some time ago by a sleepy
"beat student" in a Pardee Hall
trash bin. "A new school symbol
might be in order which is more
in keeping with the actions and
atttiudes of those now enrolled at
Lafayette."
The bronze statue of the leopard, displaying emotion by snarling at the now-abandoned gymnasium, was subsequently removed
and replaced with a dull green
six-foot paper-mache likeness of
the ostrich. It is placed tail upwards, with head and feet securely
buried in the concrete base.
Since those seniors, as well as
' i found I could be an engineer
—and a businessman, too'*
William M. Stiffler majored in mechanical engineering at Penn State University
—but he also liked economics. "I wanted
to apply engineering and economics in
business," he says, "and have some administrative responsibilities."
technical aspects," he says. "The greatest challenge lies in finding the best solution to each problem in terms of costs,
present and future needs, and new technological developments.
Bill got his B.S. degree in June, 1956,
and went to work with the Bell Telephone
Company of Pennsylvania at Harrisburg.
During his first two years, he gained onthe-job experience in all departments of
the company. Since June, 1958, he's been
w o r k i n g on t r a n s m i s s i o n e n g i n e e r i n g
projects.
"Another thing I like is that I get full
job-responsibility. For example,! recently
completed plans for carrier systems between Scranton and four other communities which will bring Direct Distance
Dialing to customers there. T h e transmission phase of the project involved
almost a half-million dollars—and it was
'my baby' from terminal to terminal.
Today, Bill is getting the blend of engineering and practical business-engineering he wanted. "The economic aspects of
each project are just as important as the
"Telephone engineering has everything
you could ask for—training, interesting
and varied work, responsibility, and real
management opportunities."
all those of different classes have
not indicated any interest in a
class gift, nor have even acknowledged the existence of their surroundings, the matter has drifted
into other hands. A. P. Scurvy,
father of P. P. Scurvy, class of
'60, appears to be the donor of
the new symbol which will also
serve as the class gift. One ostrich is to be added to the campus
every spring. Scurvy the elder
owns a paper-mache foundry and
the Beta Cement Corp.
The ostrich, genus struthio, will
be imprinted on all book covers,
stationery, jackets, and sweatshirts. If ROTC drill and athletic
events are continued, the band
will be dressed in the costume of
the beloved bird. Traditional graduation robes will be dropped, and
a similar attire will be employed.
Among the largest of existing
birds, the ostrich has small useless wings, and often weighs more
than 300 lbs.
Frankie Fuddle, 6, of March
School, was the only one who could
be found to comment on the new
gift. He said: "Nice horsie."
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may be a real opportunity for you, too. Be sure to talk with
the Bell interviewer when he visits your campus —and read
the Bell Telephone booklet on file in your Placemen! Office.
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Browns Annex
522 March St.
520 March St.
Easton, Pa.
Open Till 11K)0 p.m.
W. W. What?, head of the English dept., was elected Bored Chairman of the Easton School District
by a slamming margin of six votes,
19-13, here Tuesday.
Doc What? is the famed author
of such best sellers as Egoeccentricity
Self
Taught,
Another
Man's Poems, and I Was a TeenAge Hemingway. His latest poem
"Ode to a What?" appeared in the
Lancaster Sewing Journal and was
termed "very closely knit" by Mrs.
J. J. Suds, whoever she is . . .
What? was crowned Highest of
the High Educators and Bored
Chairman in the alumni office of
the Boyd Theatre's Drama School
Wedne.sday morning. After the
well-attended Coronation, What?
expressed "greatest confidence" in
himself and bowed low in gratitude to the voters of the county
who voted him into office . . . all
19 of them. He then admitted that
this po.st was his first "in an educational position."
What?'s first move as Bored
Chairman was to order one and
a half million copies of An American Rhetoric t o be used in local
school systems. "Gotta make sure
they have them extra copies on
hand," he remarked as he gayly
clipped stock coupons in Rinehart
& Co. Publishers.
What? addressed the Affiliated
Brethren of Ku Klux Klan, Thursday noon at their annual white
sheet sale in a downtown department store. Noting that "All good
things must come to an end," he
suggested that Klan members join
What?'s newly formed "Fame For
What?" society.
What? received his Bachelor of
Bachelors degree from the Institute for the Supression of Married Bliss. He then took his Master of South College degree firom
the Safety Deposit Vault in Kirby
Fall of Civil Rights. He was
awarded his Doctor of the Art of
Flunking English Majors by the
Outcasts of South College.
AVhen asked recently who was
the greatest poet alive today.
What? turned in amazement, saying "What?"
ROTC ABOLISHED
(continued from page one)
After a poll of the students a t
other Delaware Valley colleges
showed that they also desired the
elimination of compulsory ROTC,
Bergethon went into action. He
contacted Pennsylvania Senator
Hugh Clark in Congress, who immediately drew up a bill and presented it to Congress. The bill
went to a Senate investigating subcommittee, which started calling
in ROTC personnel for questioning.
At first Lafayette C o l o n e l
Snooks stated that "all Lafayette
students are devoted to the high
ideals and principles which ROTC
instills in them." The next day five
ROTC jeeps were found in the
Delaware River near Easton. Under
further
cross - examination
however, he admitted that all basic
candidates were made to run
around Lafayette's Quadrangle in
official ROTC nightgowns shouting
"I love ROTC."
M-1 Thumb*
When the students from Lafayette and neighboring colleges
testified, they left the senators
aghast. Tales of "Ml thumbs"
laying on the drill field made several men leave the room. When
the senators heard that only one
credit per semester for the course
was given, and that it took three
merits to eliminate one demerit,
shouts of "Justice will be done"
rang from the committee room.
The bill passed both the Senate
and the House by vast majorities.
Upon signing the bill into law, the
President, Commander-in-Chief of
the Army, stated, "Anyone that
makes ROTC compulsory in college should have his head examined. Men should be free to
choose.
Friday, November 6, 1959
THE APATHETIC ONLOOKER
PAGE FOUR
Only One Thing That Money Can't Buy
DATE LIST
Alpha Chi Rho
Penny Fleming, Pottstown; Christine Schindler, Belvidere, N. J.;
Judy Jackson, Colby, N. Y.; Pamela Aston, New York, N. Y.; Linda
Stolinsky, Bayonne,"N. J.; Carol Schultz, Bayonne, N. J.; Lois Badel,
Raubsville; Wany Heller, Univ. of Pennsylvania; Skaron Isquith, New
Rochelle, N. Y.; Margie Telerviv, Lima, Ind.; Cherry Rice, Hampstead,
N. Y.; Janet Weiss, Wayside, N. Y.; Marta Stieber, Boston, Mass.;
Margo Scheer, Brooklyn, N. Y.; Joan Stackframe, Pen Argyl; Gail
Evans, Palmyra; Arlene Toder, Staten Island, N. Y.; Sandy Beach,
Staten Island, N. Y.; Judy Harnd, Phillipsburg, N. J.; Barbara VerEice, Easton; Adele Aisendorf, Lakeville; Carol Knepp, Millersville;
ane Grupp, Nosowick.
Chi Phi
Fran Pesci, Bethlehem; Carole Lambert, Huntir-*"n, W. Va.;
Sue O'Rourke, Cedar Crest; Pat Weil, Cedar Crest; Sally WOHS, Endicott, N. Y.; Judy Dirkin, Toms River, N. J.; Carolyn Powell, M*Holly, N. J.; Deborah Cohen, Cleveland, O.; Dorothy Vermeule?
Brooklyn, N. Y.; Monnie Klintworth, Phillipsburg, N. J.; Roddy
Steelman, Frederick, Md.; Linda Hadfield, Dowingtown.
Also Lori Perry, New Rochelle, N. Y.; Pat Henry, Levittown;
Shirley Wolfe, Bethlehem; Linda Romig, West Reading; Martha Leibbrand, Bellmore, L. I., N. Y.; Judy Sinico, Pittsfield, Mass.; Ruth
Lucas, Vineland, N. J.; Sue Drummond, Frederick, Md.; Ann Williamson, Pro\-idence, R. I.; Barrie Butler, Short Hills, N. J.
Delta Kappa
Epsilon
Anna Hingle, New York, N. Y.; Cathey Richardson, Toronto,
Canada; JoAnn Louth, Highland Park, N. J.; Brenda Mastraini, Plainview, N. Y.; Ellen Jane McCaslion, Pittsburgh; Pat Matchett, Washington, D. C ; Margaret Ryvola, Neptune City, N. J.; Dorothy Motley,
Berwyn; Cecilia Middlekoop, New York, N. Y.; Marge Garcia, Phillipsburg, N. J.; Pat Francello, North Arlington, N. J.; Judie Anderten,
Glassboro, Scotland; Rosemary Van Doren, Chevy Chase, Md.
Also Katie May, Centenary; Faith Tennyson, South Orange, N. J.;
Jan Arf man. West Point, N. Y.; Jane Currier, New Rochelle, N. Y.;
Judy Copeland, North Beach, Cal.; Gerri Merriam, Mountain Lakes,
N. J.; Joan Keyser, Paradise Valley, N. J.; Donna Cousins, Alpha, N. J.;
Jane McGregor, Brooklyn, N. Y.; Betty Starr, Fargo, N. D.; Nancy
Loefladde, Easton.
Phi Delta
Theta
Barbara Banks, Garden City, N. Y.; Cindy Crandel, Hanover,
N. H.; Frankie Goff, Red Bank, N. J.; Sally Robelen, Wilmington, Del.;
Marie Missanelli, Lansdowne; Karlene Deaken, Danbuny, Conn.; Marijn Vujevich, Clairton; Gale Schwilk, Orwigsburg; Sue Scully, Quakertown; Judy McKernan, Hazleton; Janie Eisenbise, Wilmington, Del.;
Kathie O Dea, Garden City, N. Y.; Annette Palumbo, Philadelphia;
Annette Bongiovanni, Atlantic City, N. J.; Betsy Heller, Swarthmore;
Patti Posko, Orange, N. J.; Lucy Bouvels, Verona, N. J.; Cherj'l
Diehl, Quakertown; Dolly Eastburne, Margate, N. J.; Ruth Boorom,
Wilkes-Barre.
i
Phi Gamma
Delta
Roblyn Schuenemann, Collingswood, N. J.; Pat Umholtz, Washington, D. C ; Andrea Maynard, Glen Rock, N. J.; Judy Brown, Cedar
Crest; Susan Tymeson South Orange, N. J.; Heather Anderson, Worcester, Mass.; Jane Simpson, Wayne, N. J.; Inese Zeltins, East Orange,
N. J.; Lynn Thomson, Massepequa, N. Y.; Mary Jo Robinson, Be.,hlehem; Carol Fagnra, Centenary; Joan Flynn, Fall River, Mass.; Ginny
Van Horn, Harrisburg; Dotty Goodwin, Wellesley, Mass.; Ellen Buffington, Short Hills, N. J.; Janet Lawson, Van Weis Point, N. Y.;
Carol Newell, Brightwaters, N. Y.; Sue Longway, Allentown, N. J.;
Cindy Maxcy, South Hampton, N. J.; Debi Dewey, Westfield, N. J.',
Janet Wendel, Short Hilla, N. J.; Lynn Wood, Scarsdale, N. Y.; BarDelta Tau Delta
bara Ba.chie, Mahopee, N. Y.; Jacqueline Porter, Silver Springs, Md.;
Alice Honnicutt, Syracuse, M. T . ; Ronni Blac'xmore, Teaneck, Linda Minkel, Westfield, N. J.; Midge Copeland, Albany, >J, Y.
N. J.; Mimi Hall, Centenary; Lynne Cornwell, Beaver; Kathy Johnson,
Also Meredith Payne, Bennington, Vt.; Charlette McDade, ReadCedar Crest; Eileen Moore, Marjorie Webster; Susan Shniff, Cedar
Crest; Pat Cronin, Glen Rock; Sandie Smith, Centenary; Ellen Ryan, ing; Diane Maron, Westfield, N. J.; Patty Pegg, Beaver; June FaulkNew York, N. Y.; Betsy George, Hood; Peggy Werlock, Glassboro, ner, Union, N. J.; Judy Carl, Jeffersonville; Holly Hughes, Hillsdale,
N. J.; Linda Hipp, Bucknell; Barljara Vreeland, Union, N. J.; Carole N. J.; Carol Gabel, New Bloomfield; Florence Goodes, Easton; Judy
Orzo, Bronx, N. Y.; Joanne Parker, Brooklyn, N. Y.; Kathie Roller, Bohner, Bethlehem; Carol Warner, Hazleton; Rose Marie Mauro, Mt.
Darien, Conn.; Helen Mumford, Hood; Dianne Davis, Ceder Crest; Kisco, N. Y.; Dottie Smith, Winches.er, Mass.; Carol DeGenaro, BerSue Lawton, Simmons; Ruth Ann Tennant, Philadelphia; Jane: Bucht- genfield, N. J.; Carol Mensheinna, Scarsdale, N. Y.; Janet McAdie,
nian, Allentown; Jean Hughes, Beaver; Nancy Allen, Cedar Crest; Upper Darby; Bev Eckings, Wellesley, Mass.; Judy Havir, Allentown;
Jeanne Seller, Beaver; Jeanne Doll, Summit, N. J.
j Linda Lewis, Pleasantville, N. J.
Also Sue Jackson, Pen Argyl; Jeri Greenspon, Wildwood, N. J.;
Jane Cochran, Pittston; Judy MacNally, Misericordia; Wanda KoedPhi Kappa Psi
derich. Hood; Janet McDougall, Hood; Norma Hess, Bryn Mawr;'
.\ndrea Demaline, Whitemar.«h; Liz Pierce, Beaver; Ann Reed, Susquehanna U.; Barbara Spivak, Clark, N. J.; Bonnie Schaeffer, Union,
Priscilla Grzibowski, Newburgh, N. Y.; Eileen Schlavis, Floral
N. J.; Judy Harper, Scranton; Kathy Brown, Easton; Gloria Deutsch, Park; Linda Lee, Chicago, 111.; Linda Ford, Westtown, N. Y.; Rona
Allen.own; Caroline Myers, Lycoming; Carolyn Manson, Mi".lburn, King, Trenton, N. J.; Joan Majeski, Upper Darby; Marilee Romani,
N. J.; Ginny Kleeber, Cedar Crest; Jeanne Barley, East Stroudsburg. Nutley, N. J.; Donna Cainmack, Drexel Hill; Anne Bumbaugh, Jenkintown; Constance Aldridge, Abington; Grace Gilbert, Newtown
Square; Susan Abrams, Fort Lee, N. J.; Santita ."mith, Westfield, N. J.;
Delta Upsilon
Barbara Searing, Beaver Col.; Pam Steen, Lake George, N. Y.; Brooke
O'Malley, Manhasset, N. Y.; Nan Gourley, Jenkintown; Sylvia For-Carol Edwards, Havertown; Marcia Coblentz, Wyomissing; Artie zani. Highland Mills, N. Y.; Barbara Bauling, New Rochelle, N. Y.
Bush, Cleveland, Ohio; Linda Anderson, Westbury, N. J.; Heather
Haskell, Lower Merion; Linda Toombs, Havertown; Elsa Greene, AsAlso Barbara r5onnefond, Bloomfield, N. J.; Mariann Poyer,
bury Park, N. J.; Nancy Begley, Schenectady, N. Y.; Alberta For- New Hyde Park, N. Y.; Debbie McFerran, Jenkintown; Janice Panick,
lenya. West Pittston; Clarissa S.eenstra, Little Falls, N. J.; Pat Bat- Duryea; Ann Hartley, Glen Ridge, N. J.; Barbara Wenzloff, Allenchello, Annapolis, Md.; Linda Ives, Easton; Mary Bruggeworth, Eas- town; Lorraine Montalbane, Clifton, N. J.; Maureen McClay, Pennsauton; Norma Furdy, Easton; Bobby Shaw, Langhorne; Barbara Bur- ken, N. J.; Joan Reid, Douglass Col.; Carol Bishop, Uppei Darby;
chell. Great Neck, N. Y.; Margie Fisher, Haddonfield, N. J.; Carol Nancy Farquar, Nutley, N. J.; Diane Morton, Jenkintown; Terry Van
McRicker, Irvington, N. J.; Dolores Cole, Wyalusing; Doll Sprache, Atta, Asbury Park, N. J.; Joan McGeorge, Summit, N. J.; Sally
Hackettstown, N. J.; Judy Johnson, Hacketts.own, N. J.; Joyce Sla- Gilligan, Nutley, N. J.
baugh, Allentown; Lynn Phillips, Horseham; Joanne Ahlum, Emmaus.
Kappa Delta Rho
Christine Quammen, Strafford; Angela Lucido, Belmont, Mass.;
June Perry, Mayfield, N. Y.; Susan Boynton, Concord, Mass.; Debbie
Bloum, Allentown; Jeanne Goothill, Abington; Nancy Gaff, Springfield, N. J.; Joan Brimingham, Boston, Mass.; Jeannette Newcomb,
Alden; Virginia Ohl, Coopersburg; Charlene Myers, Kensington,
Conn.; Karen Keegan, Lower Merion; Phyllis Donaldson, Lafayette
Hill; JoAnne Kroesser, Cheltenham; Alice Brink, Binghamton, N. Y.
Also Joanne Ruvo, Bloomfield, N. J.; Rosanne Siegelbaum, Yonkers, N. Y.; Judy Carrigan, Haverford; Karen Jacobs, New York, N. Y.;
Patti Partell, Newington, Conn.; Sharon Louise Dietnich, Temple,
Leith Carrolle, Short Hills, N. J.; Lynne Korospak, Wind Gap; Nancy
McAvoy, Phoenixville; Nancy Argust, Scranton; Cecil Leytonie, Wilmington, Del.; Carol Ebert, Wilmington, Del.; Kathy Reed, Bath,
N. Y.; Judy Courtwright, Hawthorne, N. J.; Kay Alexander, Middletown, N. J.; Louise Reinsmith, Center Valley; Jean Straccio, Martin's
Creek.
WHIRL; 7^
^rTT) r^i\
Alpha Chi Rho
After the musical pep rally in the gym on Friday, Crow brothers,
pledges, and dates hope to assemble Saturday morning for a predawn football game and track meet. They will rest on their laurels
following this exertion, but will soon fly back to the Crows' Nest
Kappa Sigma
for a jazz recital. Rumor has it that they have booked the Philadelphia
orchestra to perform jazz classics in the afternoon and later that
Cynthia Carlson, Union, N. J.; Barbara Wirtz, Union, N. J.; Sue night to do typical beat Bohemian music—polkas.
Zimmerman, Collingswood, N. J.; Sally Weiler, Easton; Penny Territo,
Trenton, N. J.; Barbara Valentine, Frederick, Md.; Karen Safford,
Burnt Mills, N. Y.; Diane Staley, Frederick, Md.; Marjory Smith,
Chi Phi
Mary Washington College; Sharon Dunphy, East Rockaway, N. Y.;
Out of the subterranean caves that lie beneath College Hill will
Karen Doering, Baltimore, Md.; Beth Hughes, Englewood, N. J.; Judy
Casper, Englewood, N. J.; Pam Chubbuck, Darien, Conn.; Ann War- come a horde of Chi Phi's cleverly disguised as German barbarians.
ner, Elizabeth, N. J.; Judy Arndt, St. Davids; Lynne Hanigan, Plain- After a Friday evening of grunting incoherently to the music of Louie,
field, N. J.; Nancy Dow, Bethlehem; Gail Durazzi, Phillipsburg, N. J.; they will utter Gothic victory chants at the football game; in the
still of the night they will go back to Ivor the Stein Maker's and
Peg Porat, Camp Hill; Louise Bomkessel, Eldred, N. Y.
purchase his entire stock of two and three gallon tankards. Good
Also Marlynn Shaffer, Carbondale; Sue Bennett, Oak Park, 111.; times will be had by all.
Lynda Armani, Garden City, N. Y.; Winnie Davies, Garden City,
N. Y.; Mary Ann Chudy, Allentown; Ginny Bast, Elizabeth, N. J.;
,5
Foretta Gebhart, Union, N. J.; Pat Schin, Allentown; Robin Ruhf,
Delta
Kappa
Epsilon
Allentown; Nancy Jowitt, New Vernon, N. J.; Ronnie Cook, Union,
N. J.; Barbara Harris, Cranford, N. J.; Kathy Bowen, Philadelphia;
Taking the scenic route, Dekes will begin the weekend at tha
Carol Hutchison, Trenton, N. J.
Pavilion with formal dinner. Then crossing the Delaware in the Mayflower, they will come to the ball and dance a few minuets. The
Mayflower will run aground Saturday night, and, to celebrate theii
good fortune, the Pilgrim Fathers will fill the flowing bowl until it
Kirby Dorm
doth run over. Cape Cod is the appropriate place for the Dekes to
spend I-F, for their festivities usually last till Thanksgiving.
Nancy Dwyer, Bucknell U.; Sandra Caryl, Bucknell U.; Mary
Lawrence, Mountainside Hospital; Pauline Bynon, East Stroudsburg;
Harriet Bernstein, Woodbridge, N. J.; Beverly March, Centenary; JoDelta Tau Delta
anne Oseroff, Morris Plains, N. J.; Linda Welitoff, Beaver Col.; Anita
Lipp, Centenary; Meridy Murphy, Haddon Heights, N. J.; Beth ShelThe sports loving Delts, have a very athletic weekend planned
nitz, New Haven, Conn.; Roberta Rossman, Mineola, N. Y.; Pat 'or themselves and their dates. Leading off with a short trot up
Schwarz, Hamburg; Deanna Darress, Cedar Crest; Emily Gallup, ?axinosa to work up appetites for dinner, the formally attired throng
Moravian Col.; Nancy Trach, Moravian Col.; Kay Cristoffersen, Mass- vill wolf down dinner and adjourn their proceedings to the gym for
apequa, N. J.; Jane Dunlap, Cedar Crest; Ellie Fuchs, Cedar Crest; I bit of wrestling. After this they go back to the house for liquid
Barbara Barker, Cedar Crest; Wand Selin, Cedar Crest; Susan Katz, refreshment. The Saturday schedule includes a 6 a.m. football game
Bloomsburg; June Bordwick, Trenton S.T.C.; Ruth Northrop, Blooms- n the quad, drinking bouts in the basement, and more wrestling.
burg S.T.C.; Antoinette Malinowski, East Si.roudsburg.
no holds barred, in the evening.
Also Sharon Stitzel, Brooklyn, N. Y.; Carol Hess, Trenton S.T.C.;
jjlyrl Ann Reaugh, Cornell U.; Carolyn Smith, Wellesley Col.; Judy
Geiss, New York S.T.C; Peg Robinson, Allentown; Ellen Wendt,
Delta Upsilon
Haddonfield, N. J.; Peg DuVemet, Bucknell U.; Maryke Knottenbelt,
The animals will begin their gala activities by roughing up their
Haddonfield, N. J.; Sandy Wa'^efield, East Stroudsburg; Gail Stadler,
Centenary; Betty White, Beaver Col.; Janet Lowe, Paoli; Carol dates, who, being beaten into complete submission, will then be ready
Rossi, Belvidere, N. J.; Virginia Drummond, Woodbridge, N. J.; Judy to do their bidding. They will stalk to the gym where they will
Rudolph, Ursinus U.; Diane Klimr"., Maywood, N. J.; Connie Anders- spend an unhappy evening due to the unfamiliar surroundings. Satsen, Albany, N. Y.; Mary Alice Sowden, Slatedale; Sandra Kveaner, urday, a swingin' ro>;k 'n roll pajama party is planned at which many
things besides the music will swing. When the party is finally broken
Moravian Col.; Barbara HoUway, Philadelphia.
np by Easton's finest, the animals will growl and slink away.
Kappa Delta
Rho
The KDPoos will turn their rabbit hutch into a suave restaurant
for tonight's festivities. After climbing over a massive display, dominating their doorway, they and their dates will watch with boredom
the evening's activities. Returning, they will continue their frolicsome antics till dawn, when as all good rabbits they will retire to do
whatever all good rabbits do in the daytime. Saturday evening will
find them back to their usual tricks. The evening's theme will be
buUt around Marty Grass, and in anything having to do with grass,
the rabbits excell.
Kappa
Sigma
The Kappa Sigs have a hick motif in mind for this weekend. The
whole bunch, guys and dates, will dine on corn pone, grits, haym and
all kinds of goodies washed down with brimming cups of mountain
dew. Following this they will be in no condition to do anything for
the rest of the evening. Tomorrow evening. Hap Schwantz and His
Jovial Jug Band move in along with the Clointz brothers who will
call the squares. White lightenin' and chitlins will be served.
Kirby
Dorm
Kirby has decided this year to get with it, it being the "Big
Beat". The Kirbers have made it almost the biggest; who else would
spend $500,000 for an Espresso machine (two stories high) that
makes 103 different kinds of coffee. In the Kirby pad, everything
will be underwater on Saturday night. Fish nets will be pulled
in every half hour, to be checked for possible dates: i.e. mermaids
or seat turtles. The big drink will be seaweed cocktails.
Phi Delta
Theta
The South Seas theme will be carried to its fullest extent this
weekend by the Phi Delts. With grass skirts and sarongs for the
dates, ten tons of sand spread evenly throughout the house, g^roves
of coconut palms liberally scattered about, and plenty of rum for
cuba-libres, the weekend is an assured success. Music will be supplied
by Toby Swint and His Steel Drummers and should lend itself to the
romantic spirit of the weekend. Brothers and guests are urged not
to hurl cocoanuts.
Phi Gamma
Delta
The Fijis wi)l begin their weekend festivities with a quiet lobster
dinner for brothers and dates, followed by a shell throwing contest
in the ancient South Sea tradition. Leaving the pledges, under the
watchful eye of Sammy, to clean up the mess, all will then trek
to the grand ballroom where the master headhunter, Satch, will provide an unsual evening of sissorted island war chants. Saturday,
all will attend the game. After watching a quick defeat of Rutgers,
the islanders will go western for the evening.
Friday, Novetnber 6, 1959
THE APATHETIC ONLOOKER
True Love That
Will Never Die
Douglass Col.; Marcia Goldberg, Cedar Crest; Robin Graubart, Briar
Sigma Nu
Cliff: Andy Peck, Verona, N. J.; Barbara Wolff, Univ. of Florida;
Coogi Eisenberg, Orange, N. J.; Fran Smith, Adelphi; PV-vliss KearNancy O'Dee, Basking Ridge, N. J.; Natalie Lorenz, PhiladelJoyce Rice, Bloomfield, N. J.; Nancy Held, Centenary; Sue Rock- ney, Newburgh, N. Y.; Nancy Mtdoff, Trenton, N. J.; Betty Jean phia, Bev Wooten, Easton; Joanne Kindt, Ea.ston; Angela Howard,
more, New Rochelle, N. Y.; Debbie Neumann, Allentown; Edith Vedo- Jasper, Boston U.; Judy Chambers, Univ. of Hawaii; Joanne Deitz, A.r]ington, Va.; Arlene Puleo,' Norri.stown; Margie Rowe, Centenary,
va, Dickin.son Col.; Minda Cross, Monmouth Col.; Ellen Rudolph, New Colby, Col.
Lynn Laubach, Ea.ston; Elaine Mathern, Presbyterian Hospital; MarYork, N. Y.; Stephanie Bronda, Mamaroneck, N. Y.; Katherine Stabletha WiLson, Mt. Holyoke; Mary Ruege, Merrick Plains, N. J.; Sally
-^
ford, Moravian Seminary; Ginger Payne, Harrisburg; Anne JolUn,
Murphy, Centenary; Ann Broadherst, Elmira; Valerie DeFelice,
Plainfleld, N. J.; Carol Askey, Hood Col.: Janpt Burch, St. Lawrence
Sigma Alpha Epsilon
Georgetown School; Katrina Wange, Springfield; Jena Ru.s.so, Ft.
U.; Diana Johnson, Centenary; Donna Hutchison, Daretown, N. Y.;
Washington; Sue Buck, Vas.sar Col.; Patty Wright, Douglass Col.;
Kaki Thioman, Wilson Col.; Barbara Peterson, Syracuse U.; RJary
Marie Comi, Tacoma Park, Md.; Clarice Stasz, Dougla.ss Col.; Linda Reid, Wahington, D. C ; Mary Leight, Butler; Jena Smith,
Sterling, Alfred U.; Diana Micalochick, Palmer Township; Fran Sandy Voldran, Centenary; Yanna Asch. Bucknell U.; Sherin Rein- .Ut. Holly, N. J.; Jerry Schlegal, Pen .\rgyl; Mary O'Donnell, ManhatDelbick, Douglass Col.; Liz Lillienfield, New York, N. Y.; Norma nert. Centenary; Susy Dunn, Briarcliff Col.; Nina Wachsmith, New tanville. Col.; Sue Seidler, Livingston, N. J.
Algera, Trenton S.T.C; Judy Braun, Beaver; Ardith Mumbauer, Canaan, Conn.; Joan Wright, Marjorie Webster Col.; Bonnie MarAlso Mary Graves, Centenary; Bronda Gordon, Trenton State;
Ursinus U.; Mary Lou Hitchner, Daretown, N. J.; Barbara Zink, steller, Bethlehem; Beloey Pond, Mt. Holyoke Col.; Carole Schaffer, To Molteni, Dougla.ss Col.; Corinne McGovern, East Orange, JN. J.;
Beaver.
Matawan, N. J.; LOIK Sjostrum, Colby Col.; Shela Mosley, Morris- Betty Hill, Scarsdale, N. Y.; Carole Estes, Bellmore, N. Y.; Margie
ville ; Ann Kleinbecker, Manhasset, N. Y.; Nancy Blessing, Bloomi Stahmer, Springfield; Kay Dietrich, Albright Col.; Carol Hendy,
burg; Celia Shannon, Harrisburg; Peg Kriobel, Millersville; SanOra Clark, N. J.
Brown, Bethlehem; Barbara Shepard, West Attleboro, Mass.; Pat
Pi Lambda Phi
Fitzpatrick, Hawthorne, N. J.; Sally Glunk, Altoona; Penny Kemer,
Sharon Mink, Philadelphia; Linda Tumarkin, Skidmore; Roberta Kutztown; Ann Hoagland, Pen Argyl.
Soles Hall
Also Marilyn Arens, Beaver Col.; Jean Keenhold, Easton; Mary
Hyman, Harcum Col.; Karen Kamens, Rockville Centre, N. Y.; Jackie
Bruckner, Brooklyn, N. Y.; Iris Bres^Vnan, Newark, N. J.; Linda Lou Burke, Rutherford, N. J.; Gail Blei, Brightwaters, N. J.; Lucielle
Lynn Dente, We.st Pittston; Sevenia Reiger, Cressona; Nancy
Benstock, Huntington, N. Y.; Bobby Berlin, Camden, N. J.; Lis Wetz- Lombard, Lake Erie Col.; Gail Miontag, Albright Col.; Judy Murray, Karxnitz, Palmyra; Mary McGraw, Easton; Judy Streisfeld, Adelphi;
Wyckoff;
Robin
Falla,
Weston,
Conn.;
Pat
Reynaud,
Col.
of
St.
Rose;
ler, Asbury Park, N. J.; S'lirri Maurer, Milburn, N. J.; Marcia FeldMaryEllen, Danco, Hazleton; Rena Siegel, Carnie Tech.; Fran Whitman, Great Neck, N. Y.; Shelley Lesser, Philadelphia; Carol Psonock, Leslie Billings, Metuchen, N. J.; Lee Dobler, Catasauqua; Karen aker, Palmyra, N. J.; Kay Salvatore, Trenton, N. J.; Marianne KoscisOrange, N. J.; Judy Guss, Cedar Crest; Ronnie Osterweil, Orange, Schmidt, Ludlow, Vt.; Janet Norris, Aruba; Joy Mutchler, Easton; ko, Milling.on, N. J.; Marilyn Flintzer, Trenton, N. J.; Elaine Fink,
N. J.; Sue Jaffe, Vineland, N. J.; Sylvia Mindlin, Brooklyn, N. Y.; Judy Barker, Phillipsburg, N. J.; Carol Boyce, Easton; Janet Gart- Baltimore, Md.; Sandy Schuyler, Rochester, N. Y.; Cytthia Norris
Ann Glass, Lynbrook, Md.; Phyliss Steinberg, Morristown, N. J.; Gail ner Easton; Jane Rutherford, Easton; Ann Watson, Centenary.
Great Neck, N. Y.; Mary Wendell, Albany, N. Y.; Sue Endersbe,
Donshik, Great Neck, N. Y.; Marian Forman, Montreal, Canada.
Jersey City, N. J.; Bev Hoenne, Secaucus, N. J.; Linda Dangle,
Upper Saddle River, N. H.; Charlotte Pruitt, C-'.iester; Muriel Markley,
Also Jaye Posner, Hofstra; Barbara Heller, Cedar Crest; Carol
North Wales, Rosemary Monell, Franklin, N. J.; Marion Finocchiaro,
Grossman, Asbury Park, N. J.; Karen King, Clifton, N. J.; Jill Edison,
Belleville, N. J.; Esther Kaufer, Kingston; Sue Fouse, Cedar Crest.
American U.; Marilyn Davidson, Baltimore, Md.; Susan Gutman, SutSigma Chi
ton Place, N. Y.; Madeline Szuts, Vermont Col.; Kathy Cohen, Orange,
Also Eleanor Adleman, Easton; Bonnie House, Philadelphia;
N. J.; Eena Rothfeder, South Orange, N. J.; Sheila Den, Univ. of
Marilynn Shinier. Coatesville; Gail Claffee, Wilmington, Del.; Mary
Hawaii; Carol Eisenberg, Hunter Col.; Phyliss Pollack, Frostberg
Joan Kratz, Nazareth; Joady Foster, Cedar Crest; Sue Wolcott, Ann Smith, Louisville, Ky.; Kathy Zinsmeister, Lansdale; Linaa MarfCol.; Pat Gates, Washington, D. C ; Judy Walker, Tufts U.; Pam Hood Col.; Pat Doherty, Duquesne U.; Fran Nock, Cedar Crest; Margie fie, Madison, N. J.; Judy Tracey, Madison, N. J.; Roberta Kresch,
Bear, New York, N. Y.; Carol Shickman, Orange, N. J.; Barbara Walsh, St. Elizabeth Col.; Flo D'Auria, Nyack, N. Y.; Ri.a Mohn, Beaver; Francis Christensen, Easton. Judy Waters, Trenton, N. J.;
Kreiger, Orange, N. J.; Mimi Osier, Brandeis U.; Dale Edell, South Fredricksburg; Judy Tosh, Wilkes-Barre; Pat Alberts, East Strouds- Sue Bruett, Upper Montclair, N. i . ; Sylvia Vincent, West Pittston;
Orange, N. J.; Ballard Jacobson, New Brunswick, N. J.; Linda Flanz- burg; Pat Carradi, Marymount Col.; Diane Jones, Oneonta S.T.C; Mary Lu Haines, Lebanon; Nancy Brescia, kochester, N. Y.; Barb
baum, Beaver; Linda Haber, Scarsdale, N. Y.; Linda Kaplan, Wood- Carolyn Rose, Univ. of Penn.; Karen VondenDeale, Centenary; Karen Whilhaupter, Towson, Md.; Joann Nicholas, Walingford; Judy Kressmere, N. Y.; Sue Aarons, Orange, N. J.; Barbara Ruskin, Plainfield, Horlacher, Beaver Col.; Barbara Maier, Connecticut Col.; Lynn Dam- ler, Lebanon.
N. J.; Linda Missel, Cedar Crest; Sue Janhoff, Temple.
oach. East Stroudsburg; Carol Wetzel, Bloomsburg; Bev Taylor, EasAlso Jane Fersko, Univ. of Rochester; Liz Weston, Orange, N. J.; ton ; Ruth Loss, Phillipsburg, N. J.; Jean McAlister, Cedar Crest; RuthTheta Chi
Suzi Frank, Hillside, N. J.; Nancy Harrison, Bayside, N. Y.; Hinda ann Treloar, Cedar Crest; Barbara Hawk, Thiel College; Susan GerRoth, Cedar Crest; Alice Ressler, Orange, N. J.; Steve Antler, Duke nert, Irvington, N. J.
Judy Gurcak, Pittsburgh; Ginnie Piatt, Moore Institute of Art;
U.; Tobi Davidson, Orange, N. J.; Joan Magid, Skidmore; Donna
Also Kathy Curtiss, Boston Col.; Joanne Siderits, Tarrytown,
Shook, Annapolis, Md.; Elaine Edwards, Atlantic City, N. J.; Teri N. Y.; Susy Kuhn, Manheim; Bette Korstofek, Looksville; Barbara Jean Halvorsen, Centenary; Barbara Fusco, St. Elizabeth's; Carol
Wheeler, Beaver; Mary Katz, Great Neck, N. Y.; Ann Buchberg, Kronk, Denville, N. J.; Mary Ann Unger, East Stroudsburg; Dianne McClellan, Nutley, N. J.; Doirs Goman, Nutley, N. J.; April Knight,
Hawthorne, N. J.; Laura McGloughlin, Moore Institute of Art; Sylvia
Brickel, Factoryville.
Lynn, Easton; Gloria Vogel, Beaver Col.; Gail Kirchner, Madison,
, N. J.; Marsha Pearson, Hunter Col.; Georgie Potocko, New York, N. Y.;
Myrna Swanger, Douglass Col.; Sue Berenbaum, Kew Gardens, N. Y.;
Chavlotte Gallubier, Staten Island, N. Y.; Lynda Skivington, Scranton,
\ **
Ellen Gursey, Forest Hills, N. Y.; Babs Smith, Belle Harbor, N. J.;
Soles Hall
Ronni Borden, South Orange, N. J.
Phi Kappa Psi
Also Clare Smith, Westwood, N. J.; Paula Smith, Highland Park,
The large grey barn that Phi Psi's call home is going to reflect
The men of Soles will wine and dine their dates tonight then N. J.; Ci.ar Gerber, Brooklyn, N. Y.; Jaqueline Mehoff, Port Said;
a little bit of Greenwich Village this weekend. The guys weren't adjourn to the grand ballroom for an evening of dancing. Tomorrow, June Pak, Phillipsburg, N. J.; Jav-^ie Fleisher, Far Rockaway, N. Y.;
really wild about having a beat theme, but they figured that dates however, all signs of restraint will disappear when they chase the pigs Joyce Jones, Tulsa, Okl-..; Peggy Mann, Easton; Joan Heydon, Forty
would then excuse their dirty clothes and unshaven faces as part of the and other livestock out of the barn and move in themselves for an Fort; Joan Krukowski, Hellertown; Louise Starr, High P«int, Ind.;
theme. Decadence and sin, two members of a swinging combo, will old-fashioned clod hop. The clods will really hop too with music sup- Gail Lebright, Port Washington, N. Y.
entertain along with the Garden State Five on Saturday night. Sun- plied by the Tatamy Farm Bureau Co-op Band and Symphony Orchesday, members will return to solitary.
tra. Sunday a sobering j p dinner is planned.
Phi Kappa
'
PACE FIVE
Tau
Theta Delta Chi
Phi Kappa
Tau
Hawaii is the setting of the exotic Phi Tau weekend. The house
has been decorated with a complete imported cane field, an orange
gxove, and several palm trees bearing ripe succulent dates ready foi
consumption. The brothers have spared no expense to bring the
finest of rare foods for the luau tomorrow evening, during which
there will be a hula contest among the girls. The winner will be
awarded three coconuts, two pineapples and one date.
Pi Lambda
Phi
The Pi Lamas, stoking up for their weekend with a steak and
champagne dinner, will perform the usual calesthenics at Friday
night's hoedown. This is only a preliminary to the main attraction;
Saturday night deep dark depths of the African jungle will enfold
their fraternity house. Echoing screams of maidens pursued by
savage head hunters will be heard across the veldt. Wouldbe Tarzans
will swing from chandeliers looking for wouldbe Janes. Martians
have landed on the quad.
Sigma Alpha
Epsilon
If tne SAE's don't go blind fr»m the piercing tones of Louis
Armstrong's musicians, they should reach that state of non-seeing
soon after the music is gone. Trying to see their food and watch
their dates will be most difficult in the flickering light attending
their Candlelight Breakfast. Saturday night the candles will all
have been extinguished, and the fraternity house will look like Jones'
Beach. Brothers and dates will be attired as beachcombers and search
all night for driftwood.
Sigma Chi
The Sigma Chi's and their dates will be transported to Dog Patch
for the weekend. Fun begins Friday evening with a dinner catered
by Dick Smell's Shmoos; later shirtless brothers and dungareed
dates will dribble down to the dance where they will be refused
admittance due to improper dress. Saturday's festivities include
jug blowing contests, a pasture party, and a prize pig exhibition.
There will also be music by the Dukes and good corn likker for all.
Theta Chi
Any noise from the Theta Chi house this weekend will probably
be emanating from the MGM lion, which has been rented from the
studio. The lion helps set the theme for the scene, "The Roaring
Twenties." Men of Theta Chi will entertain their flapper friends and
show their virility by buttoning their knickers below the knee and
cocking their straw hats at a jaunty angle. Brothers will forego bathing for the duration; all drinks this weekend will be bathtub ginger ale.
Theta Delta Chi
Terrie Ehlert, West Orange, N. J.; Sharon Scott, Kansas City,
Kansas; Jane Bailey, Wilmington, Del.; Sarah Wood, Glastonbury,
Conn.; Mary Campbell, Fort Wayne, Ind.; Louise Kimball, Boston,
Mass.; Patti Thomas, Scottdale; Nancy Welsh, Upper Darby; Mary
Ann West, Bethlehem; Billie Walcott, West Virginia; Suzie Merrill,
Summit, N. J.; Marallyn Gard, Arlington, Va.; Janet Ramsey, Short
Hills N. J.; Lora Hackenburg, Bronxville, N. Y.; Mary Jane Horn,
Dumont, N. J.; Barbara Clark, Hatfield; Christine Dickey, Lansdale;
Bobbie Billings, Baltimore, Md.; Jill Halliday, Hingham, Mass.
Also Christine Kirkham, Rochester, N. Y.; Mary Frances Tyler,
Herndon, Va.; Penny Petrel, Red Bank, N. J.; Mona Marie Olean,
West Virginia; Mrs. Dorothy Booth, Spring House; Robin Bell, Easton;
Loretta Shenko, South River, N. J.; Linda Leeds, Bronxville, N. Y.;
Mrs. Jean Farrand, Westport, Conn.; Cathy Motchain, Montclair,
N. J.; Missie Craig, Short Hills, N. J.; Eleanor Manz, Orange, N. J.;
Linda Ott, New Brunswick, N. J.; Betsy Hotchkin, Short Hills, N. J.;
Mrs. Kay Krewdson Glenside and Mary Jo Rappolee, Jenkintown.
Theta Delts will go Roman in the Gloamin' this weekend. They
Theta Xi
will move en masse to Alumni Coliseum for Friday evening's gladitorial combat. Those who are able to make it back to the old villa
Janet Ariano, Havertown; Barbara Traska, South Rivet, N. J.;
will be able to add this incident to their tale of the Punic Wars. Over
the crowded banquet table both patrician and plebian will partake Sue Stern, Yonkers, N. Y.; Marge Council, Philadelphia; Carolyn
of a sumptuous repast including roast big, roast duck, flsh, fruits, Bogart, East Williston, N. Y.; Judy Tillotson, Mineola, N. Y.; Evelyn
Kinder, Irvington, N. J.; Toni Barnes, Scranton, Janie McCann, Cin
nuts, and dates.
cinatti Ohio; Jeanne Sherman, Kerhchkcon, N. Y.; Sue Warren, Westwood, N. J.; Marley Hoover, Cockneysville, Md.; Arlene Kasul, Pittsburgh ; Carol Smith, Nyack, N. Y.; Carol Binder, Pottstown; Peggy
Theta Xi
MacGlashin, Glen Rock, N. J.; Mary Ann Reichert, Allentown: Betty
Lou Campbell Mount Holyoke Col.; Nancy Marlow, Trenton, N. J.;
The Zoo is going Bohemian, if that is possible with the large Raye Ralph, Phillipsburg, N. J.; Elizabeth Edmund, Cartaret, N. J.
Also Penny Domert, Dover, N. J.; Margie Mohtoris, Whippany,
assortment of unique specimens housed there. Tonight, however, there
. J.; Judy Clark, Roselle Park, N. J.; Ann Brown, Manhasset, N. Y.;
will be a strange air of conventionality about the place as all head
lor the gym to hear Louie give out with the sound. Tomorrow things Pat Hartnett, Trenton, N. J.; Nancy Aten, Bethlehem; Mary Lou
change, and free expression becomes the by-word along with other S;hwar, Phillipsburg, N. J.; Nancy Stover, Maywood, N. J.; Fran
free forms, such as love. With an opium den and a turkish bath on Bower, Eatontown, U. J.; Carolyn McMunn, Pittsiburgh; Linda Berthe premises who knows what will happen. The Zoos do have this ger, West Orange, N. J.; Nancy Gloeckner, Tenafly, N. J.; Linda
Crobaugh, Phillipsburg, N. J.; Ruth Richardson, West Springfield,
to say though: "All dates are requested to shave."
Mass.
Watson
Hall
To strengthen themselves for dancing, Watsonians will eat steak
.nd lobster at their lormal dinner Friday. Saturday night's festivities
have cost quite a lot. The theme is Hawaiian, and authentic surroundings have been provided. Most difficult was the task of flying
Mauna Loa volcano here for the weekend; the fire kept going out.
Other realistic touches prove that to Watsonians expense is no object.
Sigma Nu
They have imported 2000 pineapples, 2000 cocoanuts, 2000 grass
At the risk Of losing their berth at Lafayette, a modern para- skirts, and 2026 hula dancers.
dise, the Serpents of Sigma Nu have been polishing apples all week.
On,Friday evening, in lieu of corsages, they will present them to
Zeta Psi
the various Eves who were created for t^he big weekend. The
poisonous reptiles will hiss boldy against the Rutgers contingent of
footballers; Saturday night (.hey will slither bacjt to the "Snake Pit",
The Zetes are their usual sophisticated, suave selves, so apathetic
there to prpve they can hold still more poison. ,
to their surroundings that tne;- aren't doing anything this I-F.
Watson
Hall
Linda Reeve, Oneonta S.U.C.E., N. Y.; Natalie Edwards, Scranton; June Knafle, Gettysburg Col.; Bonnie Saylor, Emmaus; Amr
Sehoenholtz, Easton; Joanna Sass, Brooklyn Pre-Med. Academy; Joan
Meszaros, Ursinus Col.; Zelda Schachter, Narberth; Nancy Kendall,
Gettysburg Col.; Lynda Temple, Oneonta S.U.C.E., N. Y.; Naomi
Lifshotz, Flushing, N. Y.; Rita Drinketh, Cedar Crest Col.; Sandr&
Crandall, New Paltz S.U.C.E., N. Y.; Judi Spielberg, Nixon, N. J.;
Betty Lou Haage, Teaneck, N. J.; Jill Frankfurt, Douglass Col.; Donnie Raitt, Long Branch N. J.; Dobby Pliskin, Verona, N. J.; Marianne
Gelbert, Gettysburg Col.: Judy Gloede, Bloomfield, N. J.; Ann Watson, Baltimore, Md.; Beverly Babcock, New Paltz S.U.C.E., N. Y.
Also Carol Fishberg, Douglass Col.; Ellen Levine, Wildwood, N. J.;
Martha Wiebel, Wantagh, N. Y.; Laurie Pieper, Chatham, N. J.; Nancy
Hutchins, Cedar Crest Col.; Ardelle Baker, Cedar Crest Col.; Joni
Gravel, Canadensis; Carolyn Hay, Penn Hall Col.; Mary Jones, Phillipsburg; Jane Varcoe, Cedar Crest Col.
'
PAGE SIX
Friday, November 6, 1959
THE APATHETIC ONLOOKER
Bergy Cancels Lafayette-Rugers I'F ClasK
Disinterested Gridders Quit;
^Faithful Nine' Remain Cool
Dr. K. Roald Bergethon announced this mornihg that the Lafayette-Rutgers
game has been postponed indefinitely. A general lack of enthusiasm by the student
body is the primary reason for the postponement.
A sleepy-eyed audience of at least 13 undergraduates listened to Lafayette's president discuss the circumstances leading to the decision to call off the contest. The announcement was made at the Ernie's Breakfast Club.
Bergethon stated that he received a petition, signed by the entire football team,
from Captain Don Nikles. The written protest described the unfair treatment that the
Leopard football players were receiving at the hands of the college.
The president mentioned that the team felt they were the tools of the student body,
used only for entertainment p u r - « poses. The boys indicated that
they were only sidelights, next
in line to a student's date and his
bottle. The squad also pointed
out that the men of Lafayette
payed very little attention to the
game on the field, but were more
interested in keeping their dates
happy and their insides warm, and
vice versa.
try's
•
Cedar Chest Favored
Over Cemetary Squad
All across the nation this weekend some of the counbest football teams battle each other for a national
The Pard eleven continued to | rating position and possible league championships. The
state that they wanted to enjoy Apathetic Onlooker's prognosticator (whatzat?), takes
the I.F. ball as much as the un- a look at some of the weeks' best games and gives you
appreciative Lafayette non-footsome inside dope on their possibilities.
ball players. Up to now the team
CEDAR CHEST over CEMETARY 13-6—This should
has been forced to cope up in
a cheap motel outside of town be a top area game in which the possibility of an upset is
during the weekend (the college ever present. August Wynd, Cemetary coach, has scouted
cannot afford a good motel). Par- the Cedar Chest lines thoroughly and claims that her
ticipating in the I. F. blast, they forces figure more for a win. However, Cedar Chest menfeel, is a heck of a lot better than tor Lena Genster will unveil the 42-23-88 play for the
being shacked up in a dingy mofirst time this year. This should be something to see and
tel, with no date, and being fed
raw meat with salt-peter season- it may deflate the confidence of the home team.
ing.
H"he petition ended with the
statement, ". . . so we would
appreciate it if you would call
Rutgers and tell them to forget
about the game, and instead invite them to the I.F. ball since
they feel the same way towards
the game tomorrow as we do."
Alumni secretary Joe Belle, upon
hearing the announcement of the
postponement, stated that this
would not result in any crisis since
only three alumni ordered tickets
for the game. He did add, however, that the postponement would
come as a tragic blow to Jack Latack. His season ticket will be
refunded though if the college
officials ever get around to it.
To compensate for the lost
game. Dr. Bergethon announced
that the band under the direction
of John Raymond will compete
against the cheerleaders to see
who can arouse the least spirit
from the Pard cheering section.
Megaphones will be given to each
student in this contest to help amplify the whisper expected.
COMMONS TO BENEFIT
(continued from fMge three)
was not for the large supplies of
lumber, canvas, cement, and other building material, a great many
of the I-F projects would be a
great deal less spectacular.
Therefore this new freshmen
commons, in providing needed material before, furnishing concentrated objects of assault afterward, and judging from some
plans, is to provide the kitchen
and dining room equipment of
the other living groups, is a true
benefit to Lafayette.
PLAYS CANCELLED
(continued from page one)
The actor in question. Yawn,
consented to an interview. Theatregoers will remember him in
last year's suspense drama. Dial
M For Mother, and in the actionpacked satire. Rip Van Winkle
Slept Here.
Yawn told us that his failure
to wake up was due to careful
study of the Stanislowsky Method.
He is now reading for the
male lead in The Fourposter,
where he hopes to redeem himself
by artfully snoring in cockney dialect.
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Saturday afternoon:
Lafayette 69 - Beaver 0—The
Flattails
figure
to be solidly
trounced in this one as the Lafayette players have really sharpened their horns for the tilt. However, the Pards will be watching
out for star quarterback Mimi
Benzangetzit, whose slants have
been very successful during the
dismal Beaver season. Eastern Intercollegiate League officials are
trying a revolutionary experiment
by allowing two handed blocking
for this contest. Flattail coach
Fanny Brice protested this experiment bitterly but to no avail. This
is the first time any such line
play has been legal in the history
of the grid sport.
Sam Houston Institute of Technology 21 - Farouk U. 1 6 — This
is an intersectional battle that
should be filled with excitement
and draw much comment from
players and fans alike. The PiledHighers have to be rated favorites because of their offensive
strength.
Rutgers 24 - Douglass 15. Here
we have one of the most familiar
intersex . . . er . . . intersectional
contests in the nation.
Knight
mentor Ben Dover is countering
the Douglass defensive might with
his
All-America
end
Holder
Downe, the much publicized pass
receiver. On the other hand, Susie Rassafratz looms as the main
Douglass offensive threat as she
has jumped into the league lead
for being in the game for the most
offensive plays this season. During a practice session this week,
Dover noticed the play of sophomore Alfred E. Neuman and has
promoted him to the number one
drawback slot for this contest.
Other games played Saturday
afternoon:
Shrenis College 14 - Sock U. 12
Tennessee Institute of Technology 18 - Hahvad 6
DaToole State 17 - Nerd - zip
Blivit 6 - Kleebitz 3
Shiester 13 - Beatnik Jazz
School 0
FAITHFUL NINE—Although the remainder of the Lafayette football squad deserted the gridiron,
the nine faithfuls pictured here kept cool, and prepared for a suave clash with Rutgers.. From left to
right on the line are Swifty Hennald, Hade Nixdork, Jeff Fiddler, Broken Himenn, and GREESEY
STROUDSBURG. Quarterback "Reverend" Ramrod, taking the brisk snap f-om center. Hug Dobby
at left half, Murray Esstc at tail, and "Napoleon" Lusty at wing, round out the backfield. The team will
probably see much action this weekend.
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Friday, NovLinber fi, 19.59
THE APATHETIC ONLOOKER
Lost Student Card?
Major Campus Crisis
Solved by Harriers
Winless Streak Ended;
Chambermaid Scores 2
Wartson Hall pulled one of the big up.sets of the Intramural .season with a smashing 18-0 victory over Sagna
Mu ye.sterday on the quad. The victory snapped a 127
year winless streak and broke a 10 year Sagna Mu .streak.
Ralph Chambermaid, Wartson's fair-haired All-American, paced the winners by scoring two of the three Wartson touchdowns. Two were on passes from Flying Bill
Fisher. Fisher scored the final touchdown play when he
jumped over the entire Sagna Mu team.
Fred Farzanagain, who had been purchased from
Soles at the beginning of the season for the $10,000 waiver
price, led the losers by throwing four perfect strikes to
big Snake end Bob Louis. Unfortunately for Sagna Mu,
Louis could not catch any passes as he was continually
Getting on this squad is a simple matter. One must
have only one talent to gain a position on the squad. You
must have lost youv student activity card. This provision
is because the Cross-Country team- is actually a mass plot
to see the second half of a football game without paying.
WILD WARTSONS celebrating their big victory over Sagna Mu.
It appear* that Campus Cop Le> Meat* i« instructing the boy* on the
art of railing hell. Unfortunately, the Wartson boys don't seem too
interested with Meats' words.
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Tubby Roudy
Dissappears
Tubby Roundy, the idol of all
true Leopard sporting fans, has
mysteriously disappeared this past
week. Reports that he has been
stolen by arch-rival Lehigh have
not been checked into since nobody really cares.
A symbol of greatness amongst
Lafayette stifdents because of his
obesity and nonchalance. Tubby
was reported missing by the goon
platoon who wanted to use him
to help roll the freshly seeded
president's lawn.
Roundy, who came to the campus in 1943 after being discovered in a cracker-jack box at the
Yankee-Cardinal World Series, is
the ball retriever for the Lafayette baseball squad. In addition
to being a lawn roller on the
good platoon. Tubby is a practice
soccer ball for Coach Davidson's
booters, and a medicine ball for
the wrestling team.
One rumor has it that Tubby
was mistaken for a beach ball
and stolen from the bookstore.
This may have been possible since
a new order of beach balls had
just arrived. Bookstore manager,
John Kerscmer, did not care
enough about the stolen beach ball
situation to comment on it, however, he did state that a new
shipment of ping pong paddles
were expected along with some
Monet reprints.
It has also been theorized that
Roundy quit because the college
refused to renovate the stands at
Fisher Field. While rolling up
and down the stands retrieving lost
balls last season Tubby received
an
unaccountable
number
of
splinters. In fact it got so bad
that on several occasions he was
mistaken for an oversized croquet
Jack the Tack
Speaks Out***
Went over to Lafayette the
other day — the dear old college on the hill, built in 1832 (and
after seeing Pardee I believe it) —
and was quite interested in the
ole' place.
Talked with grid coach McConlog. The guy's scared stiff. Knows
his team is doing poorly. I tell
him to cheer up — the worse is
yet to come. Saw this guy Woolen
at fullback. Look good. I ask
why he not at end? Coach tell
me.
I no stupid, so I no print
why.
Wandered over to the soccer
field. Noticed a strange looking
ball. They tell me it not a ball,
but rather it called Tubby Roundy. I laugh. It not funny though,
the fat one is on scholarship.
I meet new trainer — guy called
Russian. I laugh at name. He
look surprised, later tell me that
man before him named Bromo and
he went to Brown. Seems som«
other big shot 'round here come
from that place.
I see basketball team practice
in gym. Tell me guy name Horner is the biggest player in Pard
history. I ask if he also the best.
After a shocked looked they tell
me. Again I no print reply. Also
talked to cage coach Daveson. I
ask why team no do good in Garden last season? He tell me team
not use to playing before big
crowds. After seeing student interest on the hill I no doubt answer.
I hear that good cross-country,
man collapsed at last meet. I wiseguy so I ask if he anticipated
I.F. a little early? They get real
mad and tell me he no drink. I
still a wise-guy, say that he should
of had a couple — might have
helped.
Me notice one last big thing
about Lafayette. Some big shots
tell me football team can't recruit
big-time talent. Say Leopards will
play some schools like Haverfoot
ducking
broken
bottles
being
thrown at him from the Phi Delts
in the stands.
Fans and players alike ag:reed
that the key to the game was the
first play of the game. Chambermaid kicked off to the Snakes.
While Farzanagain took the kickoff and ran for a touchdown, the
alert student refs detected eight
four point blocks thrown by the
Snakes along with three clips. The
refs put the ball down on the Sagna Mu one yard line. On the first
play of the game, Farzanagain
handed off to whom he thought
was his brother, Rob, but it turned out to be Fisher. Fishy took
the ball and jumped over the
Snakes for what turned out to be
the deciding touchdown.
After this play, the Snakes just
weren't the same. Chambermaid
took over and Wartson controlled
the game throughout.
Among the fans on hand to
watch this big battle was Mark
Chernanski. Mark, who starred
for Wartson last year before being brought up to the parent Sigma Chi club. Chernanski, however, was so impressed with his
former mates that he is considering returning to Wartson next
year.
and Swarthmoor in future. Say
college on hill too tough for players academically. I speak with
some players about this.
Take
note of intelligence. I laugh. Good
thing I from Lehigh.
Went down to watch swimming
practice. I get embarrassed —
see Coach and men nude. I ask
why all naked. He say men swim
better when nude. I say do men
swim in meets nude? He too then
becomes embarrassed, and answers
no.
Maybe he does have reason
though for training in nude.
I leave you with this thought.
In football we beat Bucknell, and
Bucknell beat Rutgers. But Delaware beat Rutgers, and Delaware beat us.
Therefore, you
have to win to win. Don't forget
if you don't go to game you can't
come back.
HMl
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SEVEN
Wartson Crushes Sagna Mu
If you've ever been to a Lafayette football game you
might have noticed a strange thing going on betw^een the
halves. A group of straggling students, some in Maroon
shorts and white T-shirts and others in blue shorts and
white T-shirts come running into the stadium and fall over
a white line which is marked on the track which circles
the field. This is what is known as Lafayette's Cross-Country team.
So to those of you who have lost your student card
and feel shut out from college activities there is still hope.
RUN CROSS COUNTRY.
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THE APATHETIC ONLOOKER
PAGE EIGHT
Inter'Fraternity Queen to he Chosen Today From Finalists
QUEEN F I N A L I S T S — From these candidate* the Fall I-F queen will be chosen by faculty judges before this evening's ball. From left to right they are: Peg Bellavigna, date of Frank Sarubbi of
Phi Delta Theta; Marianne Cross, date of John Strand of Phi Kappa Tau; Honest John (who nominated him?); Anne Glass, date of Bernard Millstein of Pi Lambda Phi; Janet Narris, date of Charles W.
Smith of Sigma Alpha Epsilon; Velma Stroudsburg, date of Dick Pell of Sigma Chi. Another candidate who is not pictured above is Susan Boynton, date of Riv Adams of Kappa Delta Rho.
Who
Will Win?
The Lafayette College Student Fraternity or Living Group turning in the most
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