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LARA CONFIDENTIAL The Newsletter of the Los Angeles Romance Authors Chapter of RWA Presidential Prattle: Microsoft Word Tricks and Tools 1 "Promoting Excellence in Romantic Fiction Through Education and Community Service" PRESIDENTIAL PRATTLE: Hot Off the Keyboard 5 Meeting Notes: "Linda O. Adds Mystery” 5 MICROSOFT WORD TRICKS AND TOOLS Oh, Goth! 6 The Regency-Era Romance 7 Battlestar Housewives in the West Wing: Learning from TV Part I: Characters 9 The Art of Compulsive Procrastination 11 IN THIS ISSUE Editor's Talk 13 I ’m no techie, believe me. I couldn’t prepare a PowerPoint presentation even if you bribed me with Tommy’s chili fries. However, over the years I’ve discovered a few Microsoft Word tricks that help me in my daily writing. You may already know some of them, but hopefully, you’ll find at least one in this list that will work for you. Tool(bar)s of the Trade Later in the article I talk about buttons I have displayed on my toolbars that you may not have activated. So, first make sure you are viewing the Standard and Formatting toolbars by clicking VIEW and then TOOLBARS. STANDARD and FORMATTING should be checked. If I refer to a button and you don’t see it on your toolbar, scan the toolbar in question until you get to the last little down arrow. Click on that and it will allow you to add or remove buttons on that toolbar. Brought to You in Color (the “A” button on the Formatting toolbar) Microsoft Word allows you color your text. I use this feature to insert comments into other people’s work when I’m critiquing it. I’ve also used it to see the proportion of hero POV vs. heroine POV in my manuscript. In that case, I made all the scenes in his POV blue and hers pink. Then, I shrunk the page view down to 10%. I couldn’t read the words, but I could easily see how much pink there was vs. blue. Just choose the text you want colored, click on the “A” button, which is the Font Color button. The little arrow adjacent allows you to choose the color. LosAngelesRomanceAuthors.com cont. on pg 3 Chapter # 26 1 October 2005/Volume 9 For inquiries on article submission rules for the LARA Confidential newsletter or to request reprint permission, please contact: Madaleine Laird Editor, LARA Confidential c/o TS Jackson 15030 Ventura Blvd, Box 509 Sherman Oaks, CA 91403 President: Kim Winklhofer Executive Vice President: Christine Ashworth Vice President in charge of Programming Programming:: Janet Maarschalk Vice President in charge of Membership: Sandra Robinson Vice President of Ways and Means: Roben Schaerf Vice President in charge of Public Relations: Melissa Jarvis-Prieto Madaleine can also be reached by email at the following addresses: info@sharp-eyes.com or thundrail@yahoo.com Treasur er: Anne DeV orr easurer: DeVorr orree Newsletter: Madaleine J. Laird Secretary: Jennifer Laam Newsletters are published one week prior to each meeting, and the publication deadline is two weeks prior to each meeting, which is typically held the third Sunday of the month. PAN Liason and Advisor to the Pr esident: President: Mollie Molay PRO Liason: Deanne Avner Next meeting: Sunday, October 16th. Website and Listserv Diva: Sandra Richards Los Angeles Romance Authors c/o Madaleine Laird & TS Jackson 15030 V entura Blvd, Box 509 Ventura Sherman Oaks, CA 91403 Maureen Pratt, an RWA recognized author for non-fiction, speaks on the topic of "When Life Intervenes: Putting life events in perspective." Newsletter Design: T ai Shan Jackson Tai The editorial team of the LARA Confidential welcomes input from LARA members. This is your newsletter, and it should meet your needs. Please send comments and suggestions to info@sharp-eyes.com or thundrail@yahoo.com. If we get enough feedback, maybe we can start a “Letters to the Editor” column! 2 (continued from page 1) < Heads Up When you submit your manuscript you usually leave the pages loose, binding them only with a rubber band or banker’s clip. Because the pages may get out of order, each one should be labeled with your name, the title of your manuscript, and the page number. To do that you need to use the Header function of Word. Click VIEW, then HEADER AND FOOTER. Your screen will go gray, except for the top of your page where you will find a box outlined with a dotted line. You will also get a little window for formatting your header. Type your last name and story title, and it will appear in the box. Then tab twice, which puts your cursor on the far right. Click on the # button, and page numbers will magically appear throughout your manuscript. Monthly meetings: While you’re formatting your header, keep in mind you can mess with the font and change it, italicize it, re-size it etc. So, if you want, your header can look completely different from the rest of your manuscript. Also, once you have a header on your manuscript, if you ever want to fiddle with it, double click on any of it and Word will pop you into header mode. meeting for free. Coffee and Meetings of the Los Angeles Romance Authors are held at the Barnes and Noble in Encino, usually on the third Sunday of the month. Guests are welcome to attend one chat starts at 10:00 AM. General meeting starts at 10:30 AM. Spelling Counts You all know that spell check underlines words you spell incorrectly. What you may not know is that if you put your cursor over the misspelled word and right click, cont. on pg 4 R e f e re n c e R esour ce : ce Resour esourc Where Science Meets Fiction™ Address: Barnes & Noble Booksellers 16461 Ventura Blvd., Encino, CA 91436 (818) 380-1636 by Tai Shan Jackson Technovelgy.com is a good resource for science fiction and fantasy romance writers. As mentioned on the website's home page, there are "a wide variety of inventions and ideas of science fiction writers." The website features science and science fiction items currently in the news, as well as a long list of categories to choose from, such as: artificial intelligence, communication, culture, lifestyle, travel, robotics, virtual persons and warfare. There are connections made between sci-fi stories of the past, and current inventions that are related to them. What reference resources (online or in print) have you found useful? Contact the editor at info@sharp-eyes.com or thundrail@yahoo.com and share the information with fellow LARA members! 3 Cross-street: Hayvenhurst (continued from page 3) This comes in handy when critiquing, too. If your comment is in regard to a particular phrase or if someone is repeating a word too often, the highlighting makes it easy to see. once, one, say, in Chapter Two, the other in Chapter Eight. It’s easy to do. Click WINDOW off the menu bar and choose SPLIT. It gives you a gray horizontal bar. Place that wherever you want. That splits your screen into two separate windows on the same document, each with their own scroll bars. To get rid of the split screen, let your arrow hover over the dividing line until you get the little parallel lines icon, then click and drag the dividing line either all the way up or all the way down and let go. Voila. You’ve got one screen again. Give Yourself Some Space Repeating Yourself Repeatedly I like to see as much of my writing on the screen as possible, so I usually write single spaced. However, we all know that you can’t submit them that way, and single spacing throws off the standard “250 words per page Courier New” word count formula. I like to keep track of how many words I’ve written, so to make it easier, I’ve enabled the Single Spacing and Double Spacing buttons on my Formatting toolbar. I have this bad habit of using the word “just” where it’s (just) not necessary. Heh heh. Maybe you have pet words that you overuse. Here’s an easy way to find all the instances you’ve used that word and how close together those instances are. Click EDIT, FIND. Choose the REPLACE tab. In the first box, type the word you’re worried about. In the second box, type that word again. Then click on the MORE button just below that. Click on FORMAT, choose HIGHLIGHT, and click REPLACE ALL. Word has now highlighted every “just” you have. Word will give you a list of words it thinks you want. Click on the one you want and Word automatically replaces it, saving you the trouble of retyping it correctly. Highlights (the button with the marker on the formatting toolbar) Double Up If you ever wanted to print your manuscript and use less paper, you can print two pages on one sheet. Here’s how. Click FILE, then PRINT. In the bottom right corner you can choose how many PAGES PER SHEET. Divide and Conquer There may come a time when you want to look at two different pages of your manuscript at Those are all the tips and tricks I could think of. If you have some of your own, please email me and share! Kim Winklhofer is finishing her second term as President of LARA. Her first e-book, Carnal Devotions, is due in late October from Liquid Silver Books. 4 Proposed By-Laws Change We the Board of LARA propose a change to LARA’s bylaws, by making the position of Vice President into a President Elect position. If approved by LARA’s membership, the bylaws would be changed to read as follows: ‘President-Elect and President. The PresidentElect shall be elected annually and shall serve a oneyear term as PresidentElect, then immediately following shall serve a oneyear term as President.’ This would effectively remove the possibility of the President staying in office an optional second year. All other positions would remain the same at this time. This proposed change will be voted upon at the November meeting. Discussion will be held via the LARALink and at the October and November meetings. Hot Off the Keyboard (Last minute news from the grapevine) Keep an eye out for Kim Winklhofer’s e-book Carnal Devotions (written as Kate Willoughby), which will be released in late October by Liquid Silver Books. Did you see LARA’s ad in the October issue of RWR? Thank Melissa Jarvis-Prieto, LARA’s VP in charge of Public Relations. Cara King’s letter to the editor appeared in the same issue. Milestone Recognition Deanne Avner signed with literary agent Cheryl Ferguson. Literary agent Barbara Collins Rosenberg requested new LARA member Stacey Jane’s chick lit manuscript La La Girl. PAN N Neew s Cara King will be signing her first novel My Lady Gamester at B. Dalton Booksellers in Topanga Plaza on Saturday, November 12, from noon to 4:00 pm. According to Cara, it’s her first signing and she’ll probably be petrified, so do stop by and say hi! Sit, Stay, Slay—the first book in Linda O. Johnston’s pet-sitter mystery series—will see a second printing. And Linda’s been given the go-ahead for the fourth and fifth books in the series. More Good News Caro Louaillier’s paranormal short story “Here’s Looking at You,” has been accepted for e-book publisher Linden Bay Romance’s charity holiday anthology Romance Unwrapped, which will be released in November. Aileen Kelly’s short story (written as Jane Thompson) will appear in Red Sage Publishing’s fifteenth Secrets anthology. Got any “Hot Off the Keyboard” news to share? Be sure to send it along to the editor before the next submission deadline on November 6, 2005. If you wish to receive the LARA Confidential in hard copy from now on instead of accessing it online, please send your name and mailing address to the editor at info@sharp-eyes.com or thundrail@yahoo.com. Meeting Notes: "Linda O. Adds Mystery” by Sandra Richards “How do you add mystery to your romance? By thinking like a mystery writer,” said LARA member and multipublished author Linda O. Johnston at LARA’s September meeting. “Mysteries and romances have much in common.” Both genres depend on conflict and suspense. “With no suspense, there would be no interest for the reader,” Johnston said. A romance has problems to solve, external and internal conflicts to overcome, obstacles to get around, and, sometimes, a villain. The story concludes with a satisfying ending. Adding mystery is simply mixing in crime solving and villains. In mystery-romance, the mystery will be the external conflict, usually a 5 Linda O. Johnston and "Lexie," alter-ego of the dog character in Linda's Kendra Ballantyne Pet-Sitter mystery series. Photo courtesy of Dan Irvin Photography murder; suspense-romance will have a chase. The Heroine isn’t always in law enforcement, and is a possible suspect. She might investigate the crime to clear her name. She must deal with the hero, too. The Hero is part of the Heroine’s worst nightmare, possibly the cop pursuing her, or an ex from a bad relationship. But she’s gutsy, facing her internal conflicts and the crime head on. So, how do they solve the crime? They do it together, and not all at once. Keep the reader guessing what comes next to create suspense. Does the Villain throw obstacles in their path, implementing his plans? The Villain can be an ex, a jealous rival, or even the situation. However, the Villain must have a reason for his actions. To end it all, the Heroine and Hero solve the crime, the Villain gets his comeuppance, and the reader has enjoyed a good story. Join us at our next meeting for Maureen Pratt speaking on "When Life Intervenes." LARA member Sandra Richards lives in Downey with one husband, one best friend, two rats, nine cats, and one completed paranormal manuscript. Oh, Goth! by Kate Fink Whether it’s historical or magical or paranormal, I’m your reader. And, boy, do I have the utmost respect for those of you bent on spinning a story in that direction. In truth, it’s more than I can tackle as a writer. I have enough questions about location (What kind of tree is indigenous?), wardrobe descriptions (Does a Harley-Davidson leather vest even have buttons?), and proper word usage (What is that thing y-ma-bob next to the whatcha-ma-jiggy?) in a contemporary setting! But I am your audience. I am willing to take a high dive off the real-world platform into whenever and wherever the author will take me. Escapism? You bet! And let me point out to the critics that it’s not a four-letter word. On some red devil days, it’s a blessing. It’s an economical mini-vacation without the sanity-shattering screams at the gas pump or the are-we-there-yet mantra coming from the backseat. It’s a visit to Cold Stone Creamery without the caloric debt. Hmm. I should jot down that paranormal thread that’s been tugging at me . . . right after I get back from Cold Stone. Whether you’re aiming for the Keeper Shelf, or just found the courage to take a new genre out for a whirl, here’s the October grabbag of historical and paranormal topics available though the LARA Tape Library : Tape Title 28 Compelling Themes: Barrier and Ritual Death as Thematic Goldmines 46 The Poisoned Pen 54 Breathing Life into History 75 Roundtable Discussion: Paranormal 83 An Evening at the Theatre Royal 113 The Real Britain 140 The Rules of Magic 141 Medieval Warriors and Ladies (Conference tapes can be reserved by logging on to the Members Only Section of the LARA website. Click on “Conference Library” and follow the instructions on how to access the list of titles. Email Kate with your selections—up to five tapes— to reserve in advance of the next chapter meeting.) Kate Fink is the tape librarian for Los Angeles Romance Authors and writes contemporary romance. 6 The Regency-Era Romance by Cara King Okay, so what’s the big deal with the Regency period? Why are so many romances set then? And why have Regency-set romances been such a major slice of the romance pie for over forty years? There are as many answers as there are authors writing in this period, but here’s my version of the truth. to enjoy it all with clear consciences. Even better—they were no longer wearing silly wigs! They had servants to do the dirty work, their clothes were often comfortable, they had newspapers and silk and novels and oranges and souvenirs and a thousand types of alcoholic beverages, and they even had the beginnings of indoor plumbing. England wasn’t yet overrun by factories and reformers, so there was nothing to mar the fun had by Lord EverythingIsMine. What is the English Regency, anyway? Historically, the English Regency was the period from 1811 to 1820 when King George III was incurably insane, and his son (the Prince of Wales, also named George) became Regent in his place. In other words, King George III was still king, but he didn’t do anything anymore. Okay, I hear he talked to trees, but politically he was no longer in power. So, why is the period so famous? Well, let’s just say the Prince Regent knew how to have a good time. He ate (a lot), he drank (a lot), he had two wives at the same time, and he drove the nation into debt by buying way too much stuff. Prinny was a huge man in more ways than one. He made Beau Brummell famous, and Brummell made bathing fashionable. Prinny and Brummell set the tone for the Regency: extreme elegance, plus vast self-indulgence. Basically, the Regency was party time. The rich people hadn’t yet realized they were supposed to feel guilty about being rich, so they got So is that it? Well, no. The extended Regency period (approximately 1790 to 1830) brought us the romantic movement, and along with it a literary renaissance that included wicked Lord Byron, dreamy Shelley, hallucinating Coleridge, haunted Blake, witty Jane Austen, and epic Sir Walter Scott. The Regency was also the time of the Napoleonic Wars, which created heroes like the Duke of Wellington and Lord Nelson. But during the Regency, war didn’t mean you had to sit at home and watch CNN all day. Nope—still party time. To the music of Mozart and Beethoven, the aristocracy flirted and schemed and learned the licentious waltz. Why is the Regency such a popular setting for romances? First off, the Regency was long enough ago that we can romanticize 7 it, but recent enough that we can identify with its inhabitants. On the romantic side of the balance, they still had duels and highwayman, muskets and swords, gloves and garters and men in gorgeous (and revealing) clothing. On the modern end of the balance, they already had coffee and tea, curry and chocolate, daily newspapers, and the revolutionary idea that bathing made you more attractive to the opposite sex. This gives us the opportunity to write about manly heroes who are skilled with both sword and pistol, but who bathe—and who never wear wigs or high heels. Our heroines are literate, and may even speak several languages or be successful authors or painters or musicians. They may be seventeen or thirty-seven, rich or poor, virgin or widow or spinster—or even fallen women. They may be financially independent, or at the mercy of a parent or guardian—whatever the author wants for her story, she can generally find a way to do during the period. Writers have just as much leeway with heroes. Sure, the Regency was full of frivolity, but that doesn’t mean our heroes have to be too. In fact, the decadent era is a great backdrop for the serious hero, who may be a military veteran who no longer fits in with high society, a politician dedicated to a cause, a landowner who readily shoulders his responsibilities—the possibilities are vast. Or if we want, our heroes can be experts at fun and pleasure—rakes and wits, dandies and adventurers. In other words, authors love to write during the period because cont. on pg 8 there are so many possibilities to play with. Of course, to write a decent book one needs to know all the important rules of society—etiquette, titles, that sort of thing—but within that framework, there’s a great deal of freedom. So, is this Regency thing a passing phase? In a word, no. Baroness Orczy’s first Scarlet Pimpernel book came out in 1905, Jeffery Farnol’s first Regency novel in 1910, and Georgette Heyer’s Regency Buck in 1935. Barbara Cartland wrote Regency-set romances throughout most of the 20th century. But it w a s in the 1970’s that the genre known as the Regency Romance really became recognized as its own genre with a huge crop of new authors. Eventually, the Regency Historical was born, and as time went on it lured more and more the readers away from what came to be known as the “traditional Regency.” Nowadays, the Regency Historical is the dominant subgenre of Regency-set romance. These books are long (usually around 100,000 words, though many publishers are creeping toward the shorter side), and the content varies greatly. Although the Regency Historical market is not as strong as it once was, Regency Historicals are still one of the most solid segments of the romance industry, and almost every romance publisher acquires them. The Regency period itself is ex- Recommended Reading: Regency Historical Romance by Cara King [Editor’s Note: Beginning writers are often advised to actually read the sort of books they want to write. With that in mind, I’d like to supplement every article on a particular romance subgenre with a list of recommended books. Feel free to contact me with your suggestions for articles and related reading lists.] Flowers from the Storm Laura Kinsale Avon Wedded Bliss Barbara Metzger NAL/Signet More Than a Mistress Mary Balogh Dell The Duke Gaelen Foley Ballantine/Ivy Lord of Scoundrels Loretta Chase Avon Forbidden Jo Beverley Kensington/Zebra Lady Midnight Amanda McCabe NAL/Signet The Duke and I Julia Quinn Avon tremely popular nowadays. There are several popular Regency mystery series; there are film adaptations of Jane Austen’s works and Patrick O’Brian’s Master and Commander; there are television versions of Horatio Hornblower and Sharpe. There are Regency dance groups spread across the U.S. The Regency is alive and well, and likely to stay that way for another two hundred years. Cara King’s first Regency, My Lady Gamester, is a November release from Signet Books. For info on Regency gambling, dueling, and more (including her November 12 book signing), see her website at www.caraking.com. Or if you want to chat about Jane Austen movies, Regency cover art, and more, check out the Risky Regencies blog at www.riskyregencies.blogspot.com. Looking for a critique group? LARA’s got one! Get the scoop from LARA member Rae Shapiro, at raeshapiro@aol.com. 8 The following article first appeared in the August 2005 edition of the Imagination in Flight newsletter of the New England Chapter of Romance Writers of America®. It is used with permission. Battlestar Housewives in the West Wing: Learning from TV Part I: Characters by Jessica Andersen Okay, I’ll admit it. I’m a TV junkie. Our set is a fifteen year-old widescreen that we rescued from the side of the road. Any image with orange in it (Homer Simpson, for example) overloads the screen into a fiery sunset, but we’ve vowed not to replace it until I sell a single title. These days it’s looking like we’ll be watching Homer on my ten-inch dorm TV when the big one craps out. "The witch sisters in 'Charmed' ...their human goals are always in conflict with their roles as witches." My Perpetual Fiancé (PF) doesn’t much care what we watch, so I have Supreme Command of the remote (though I’ve learned that if I don’t pick something we both enjoy, I wind up watching WWII documentaries). On the rare occasion when PF complains (he was not a fan of “Showbiz Moms and Dads”), I smile and say, “But, honey, it’s research. I’m writing a book on this very subject.” For all of his steadfast support, he’s never read one of my books, so he usually buys that. But saying it has made me realize that I do gain writing insight from television shows that work, and those that (in my opinion) don’t work. Take for example “Revelations,” a mid-season network replacement show from this past year. Starring Bill Pullman, it addressed the coming of the apocalypse through the eyes of a lapsed Catholic physicist, a nun, and a Satanist. In the post-DaVinci Code era, I figured the show would work . . . but it lasted maybe five episodes and lost me after two. When PF asked why I didn’t want to watch it anymore, I said that not only was the 9 writing dumbed down (sonorous voiceovers explained every detail to the viewer), I found the characters bland. I challenged PF to identify ten characters in the show, which had a fairly large cast. He couldn’t. I then challenged him to identify ten characters in the new “Battlestar Galactica,” which had been running for about the same number of episodes. That one was easy for him, because the characters in BSG come alive with hints of back-story and conflict. Same thing with “The West Wing” and “House.” We could identify (and identify with) those characters because they came alive on the orange-streaked screen. When I went to a few email loops and posted the question “What TV shows do you watch and why?” I got such an overwhelming and varied response that this article went from one part to three. A large number of those responses focused on characterization—the good, bad and ugly. Paranormal author Rebecca York wrote, “The three cont. on pg 10 witch sisters in ‘Charmed’ usually win out over the bad guys. They have tremendous power. They have the job of saving the universe from evil. Yet they also have all the normal desires of contemporary women.They want to love and be loved. They want marriage and family. And their human goals are always in conflict with their role as witches.” (Beyond Control, Berkley, 8/05; www.RebeccaYork.com) Intrigue author BJ Daniels said, “‘Desperate Housewives’ is my favorite at the moment—but isn’t it everybody’s?! The characters are great, the conflict is just weird enough that you keep watching and it’s got a great setting—a cul-de-sac in suburbia. It has everything a good book should have! And even the pacing doesn’t drag.” (When Twilight Comes, Intrigue 10/05; www.BJDaniels.com) Romance author Judith Arnold voted for “The West Wing” because, “it’s smart. The characters have complex motivations. The show acknowledges the world outside the characters’ own petty problems, yet the characters are never simply mouthpieces for this or that issue. (In other words, their petty problems never get forgotten, even when they’re grappling with world crises.)” (The Fixer Upper, Mira, 7/05; www.JudithArnold.com) Intrigue author Julie Miller loves reruns of “The Magnificent Seven,” because of the characters. “I love almost any story with flawed, unique individuals who find the heroic elements in their characters and develop a strong sense of loyalty, justice and doin’ the right thing when they come together as a team.” (Cornered, Sig- nature Anthology, www.JulieMiller.org) 9/05; Though she writes dark, erotic vampire books, author JR Ward says she’s “hooked on ‘Hooking Up,’” because this reality show features “single women in Manhattan who are trying to find romance through Internet dating. What I like is its high credible surprise factor: you never know who’s going to hit it off or how things will unravel so it offers terrific lessons on people’s real life goals, motivations and conflicts.” (Dark Lover, NAL, Sept ’05) Bombshell author Sylvie Kurtz writes, “‘NCIS’ is one of my favorite shows because of all the quirky characters and the interplay between all those quirky characters. ‘Lost,’ same reason—the characters and their interactions. ‘Veronica Mars’ and ‘Boston Legal’ (William Shatner and Candice Bergen are a hoot), ditto. ‘House,’ although I hate his Godlike views on medicine, the main character has one of those deliciously nasty personalities.” (Ms. Longshot, Bombshell, 12/05; www.SylvieKurtz.com) The moral is one we’ve heard a thousand times but bears repeating yet again. A solid-seeming plot can falter in the absence of characters we care about, while interesting characters (whether sympathetic or unsympathetic or a complicated mix of both) can make a story come alive for the viewer . . . or reader. In the coming months, we’ll look at conflict and pacing in TV shows, with input from a variety of other authors and publishing professionals. We’ll also think about the relevance of TV to our 10 "A solid- seeming plot can falter in the absence of characters we care about." writing, how it keeps us abreast of pop culture and (sometimes) helps us anticipate trends. So here’s your homework. For those of you who love TV like I do, pick a favorite show and think about the characters. Why do you love them? Why do you hate them? How can you use that in your own work? And for those of you who don’t watch TV, maybe think about clicking on one of the shows mentioned here and see why the characters work—or don’t work—for you as a writer. Then, when your PF (or DH or SO or kid) squawks at your choice of shows, you can do what I do. Tell'em it’s research. Jessica Andersen writes sexy medical mysteries for Harlequin Intrigue. Her seventh Intrigue, Bullseye (part of the Big Sky Bounty Hunters continuity series), will be released in September ’05. If you have a favorite (or not-sofavorite) TV show to share, feel free to visit her at www.JessicaAndersen.com, for more TV opinions and contact information! The following article appeared in the September 2005 issue of The Galley, the monthly online newsletter for the Georgia Romance Writers’ Chapter of Romance Writers of America®. It is used with permission. The Art of Compulsive Procrastination by Julie Dykstra Are you too busy to write? Do you cringe when others ask, “How is your writing going?” Rather than setting an inspiring example, have you become a horrible public service warning for other would-be writers? Hello. My name is Julie, and I’m a writing Slack-aholic. I’ve read the articles/books and heard countless speeches on time management and prioritization, so why can’t I find more time to write? Is it an attention deficit? Chronic exhaustion? Post-concussion Syndrome? A paralyzing fear of success, failure, or both? Or is it that I’m a working wife/ mother with a life-sucking day job, a commute from hell and a time management disorder? Although some might confuse it with laziness, Compulsive Procrastination is NOT a passive lack of action. Consistent avoidance or delay of a particular activity requires substantial creativity and misplaced effort. Procrastination is a powerful, debilitating addiction like any other (drugs, alcohol, eating, shopping, etc.) where we compensate for a lack of control by redirecting our energy elsewhere. And the first necessary step to writing rehab is recognizing that you have a problem—even if it requires An Intervention by your critique partners. So, what are the signs? You might be a Chronically Compulsive Procrastinator if: • You’ve purchased “special” pens/pencils, highlighters, notebooks, paper, or notecards to color-code and/or re-outline your manuscript rather than writing your next scene. • You’ve used a vacation day to catch up on six months’ worth of ironing. • You’ve rewritten your first three chapters more than five times. • Yo u’v e taken up crocheting and promised to make afghans for your entire family. 11 • You’ve actually crocheted afghans for your entire family, as well as several of your friends. • You’ve purchased and read the latest “how-to” writing guide, then convinced yourself you must rewrite your first three chapters again. • You’ve refused help with dinner, dishes, laundry, housework, your children, your yard, etc. because no one can do it as well as you (which also makes you an unappreciated martyr, trust me). • You haven’t brought anything new to your critique group in over a month. • You’ve never said “no” when asked to volunteer (child’s school, employer, church, neighborhood, local RWA Chapter, etc.). • You’ve spent your scheduled writing time journaling what you intend to write about when you find the time. • You’ve granted your husband/ children access to your computer and/or your designated writing space. • You’ve reformatted an e-mail joke before forwarding it (which also makes you hopelessly anal-retentive). • You’ve gotten sucked into the television broadcast of a movie that you own on DVD and have seen several times, and despite frecont. on pg 12 quent commer- cial interruptions you watched until the end. • You’ve alphabetized your CD collection while looking for music to put you in a writing mood (again, anal-retentive). • You only write when you’re in a writing mood. • You’ve received non-writing professional recognition and chapter service awards but haven’t finished a manuscript in three years. • You’ve stayed up until 2 a.m. baking cookies or balancing your checkbook, but you’re too tired to write. • You’ve written an article on Compulsive Procrastination (hmmm). Still think you’re too busy to get your butt in that chair? How can I, um, we focus our energy and use these powers for Good rather than Evil? There are many legitimate non-writing demands on our time as well as countless excuses. However, successful writers find ways to work through anything, including personal crises, and consistently produce quality as well as quantity. First, keep it simple. Don’t get lost in the details. Unless you have Dr. Phil on speed-dial, don’t overanalyze your reasons for procrastinating (another clever waste of time). Don’t find time to write—MAKE time to write. If you can’t kick your addiction, redirect your efforts and use your writing as a procrastination tool to avoid these other types of distractions. No matter how much or how often you dust and vacuum, your house/ apartment will get dirty again. Put your kids to work, hire a service, and/or lower your standards. Find a good dry cleaner/ laundry service. Order pizza or other take-out—even Pizza Hut offers salad (and it’s not like my kids eat those green vegetables anyway). Sign up for automatic bill-pay. Let Otis Spunkmeyer and those Keebler elves do your baking. Julie Dykstra manages her three sons, her husband, and a brokerage office, and she’s currently serving her fourth year as GRW Treasurer. She’s working (really, I swear) on a new singletitle romantic comedy. NaNoWriMo Do n’t f o r g e t Na t i o n a l Nove l Wri t i n g Mo n t h (NaNoWriMo) is just around the corner. NaNoWriMo is an annual novel writing project during the month of November that “brings together professional and amateur writers from all over the world.” It is a “seatof-your-pants approach to novel writing.” The concept is similar to LARA’s recent Book-in-a-Week; however, the goal is to write one 50,000-word novel from scratch in a month’s time. See their website for more details at: http://www.nanowrimo.org. 12 Editor's Talk by Madaleine Laird Like many people, I’ve been writing for as long as I can remember. I’ve kept some sort of diary or journal since I was about eight years old. At first, the journal was just another school assignment. In fourth grade, Mrs. Clark passed out spiral notebooks in class. Mine was bright orange with the words “MY JOURNAL” written on the cover in black magic marker. She told us we could write about anything we wanted in our journals, but we had to write four sentences a day. For at least half of the school year, I wrote my four sentences, knowing that they weren’t very interesting. How could I sum up an entire day in only four sentences? One of my entries went something like this: “I had tacos for lunch. I played on the swings at recess. I like Mary Margaret’s blouse. It has little colored mushrooms on it.” One day I caught a glimpse of someone else’s journal, and his entry took up half a page instead of four measly lines. Did he write really big, or what? I had to find out. “I thought we were only supposed to write four sentences,” I whispered. He looked at me as if something were sprouting from my forehead, then told me that we had to write at least four sentences. At that moment, I swear I heard the Mormon Tabernacle Choir burst into the “Hallelujah Chorus.” From then on, I wrote page-long entries in my journal, sometimes two or three pages. The moral of this story? Pay attention to submission guidelines, especially the word count. And if there’s any confusion, ask someone (like Mrs. Clark) for clarification! Madaleine J. Laird Editor, LARA Confidential Wanted Stringers, columnists, contributors for the LARA Confidential. No experience necessary. Ability to meet deadlines greatly appreciated. Must be a LARA member to apply. Contact the editor at info@sharp-eyes.com or thundrail@yahoo.com for more information. 13 "Dramatic novels require dynamic characters, alive with great passions and strong emotions: lust, envy, greed, ambition, love, hate, vengefulness, malice, and the like. Make your characters ... emotional firestorms." James N. Frey