Life begins with a bang
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Life begins with a bang
★★ Def iant whimper Low turnouts mars protest marches while thousands rally to hear president speak KATHARINE CHILD, NIVASHNI NAIR, APHIWE DE KLERK and SHENAAZ JAMAL THE calls for marchers to rise up in their millions against President Jacob Zuma fell flat yesterday — only a few hundred people showed up at “#ZumaMustFall” events around the country. By contrast thousands attended Freedom Day celebrations in Giyani, Limpopo, at which Zuma was the main speaker. But, despite the apathy, the leaders of the defiance campaign said it would continue to grow. About 300 marchers blew vuvuzelas and called for Zuma to resign in the Joburg city centre. In Durban, 150 protestors gathered, encouraged by hawkers shouting from the pavements that Zuma must go. Cape Town had the strongest showing, with about 500 people turning up to demand that Zuma “do the right thing”. The leaders who had called for civil society to rise up against the president were notable by their absence. On April 16, former ANC bigwigs Ronnie Kasrils and Cheryl Carolus, and former Cosatu general secretary Zwelinzima Vavi, stood on the steps of the Constitutional Court in Johannesburg and implored civil society to stand together and force Zuma to resign. This followed the court’s judgment that Zuma had breached his oath of office in failing to uphold the constitution. ‘ There were 20 marshals at the Joburg event — one for every 10 demonstrators Kasrils said at the time: “We see people rising up against greed and corruption ... We see trade unions, the religious groups, the communities, the women, the youth, the men, people in their millions rising up against greed and corruption and standing up as civil society in our multitudes to ensure these kinds of things cannot happen. If we succeed, [we must tell the leaders]: ‘Serve your people and not yourself’.” Vavi called for people to use “[Freedom Day] to discuss what we do ... to protect our constitution and protect our hard-won democracy”. Academic and author Prince 01 ALL HAIL THE CHIEF: President Jacob Zuma and Deputy President Cyril Ramaphosa greet thousands of adoring supporters at the Freedom Day celebrations in Giyani, Limpopo Picture: ELMOND JIYANE/GCIS Mashele said: “We have the power to tell the ANC this man must go. If we rise up in our millions on [Freedom Day] and beyond Jacob Zuma will no longer be our president.” United Front secretary Siphokazi Mkhize said: “The march was a huge success … it was fantastic.” “It might seem like a small turnout but that is because we only invited civil society organisations, such as the Right2Know Campaign, Treatment Action Campaign, United Front and others. “Next time it will be bigger. We will invite everyone. We are getting the message across. It’s time he [Zuma] goes.” One of the Johannesburg organisers, Ferrial Adam, of environmental NGO 350.org, said only about 200 or 300 people had been expected and it was this number that was used in applying for permission for the march from the Johannesburg metro police. But there were at least 20 paid marshals at the Johannesburg 03 08 14 26 39 event — about one for every 10 demonstrators — suggesting that a higher turnout had been expected. Adam said the alliance of trade unions, religious groups and civil society did not have the resources to stage a huge event yesterday, but they hoped to be able to build up momentum so that they could hold a much bigger protest on Youth Day, June 16. “This is not the end of the defiance campaign.” Adam said activists were planning a march on the Guptas’ Saxonwold home on May 14. Brutus Malada, a political analyst and a member of the Midrand Group, said he joined the Cape Town event because he wanted to say “no” to corruption. “South Africa deserves a credible leadership; a moral leadership … Jacob Zuma represents everything that is wrong about South Africa.” Trade unionist Stephen Faulkner Life begins with a bang HUMAN life starts in a bright flash of light as a sperm meets an egg. The astonishing “fireworks” have been captured on film for the first time. An explosion of tiny sparks erupts from the egg at the moment of conception. Scientists had seen the phenomenon occur in other animals but it is the first time it has been shown in humans. And the size of the flash may determine the quality of the fertilised egg. Researchers at Northwestern University in Chicago noticed some eggs burned brighter than others, showing that they were more likely to produce a healthy baby. The discovery could help doctors pick the best-fertilised eggs to transfer during in vitro fertilisation. “It was remarkable,” said Professor Teresa Woodruff, one of the study’s two authors. “This means if you can look at the zinc spark at the time of fertilisation you will know immediately which eggs are the good ones to transfer in in vitro fertilisation.” The bright flash occurs because when sperm enters an egg it triggers increased calcium, which releases zinc from the egg. As the zinc shoots out, it binds to small molecules that emit a fluorescence, which can be picked up by camera microscopes. — © The Daily Telegraph ý Continued on Page 2 16 16 28 30 35 36 42 12 2 The Times Thursday April 28 | 2016 NEWS ● VIP jet now a must-have Zuma wins Freedom DA claims official transport is gulping up too much of the defence budget Day standoff GRAEME HOSKEN WEEKS after denying that a formal request had been made for a new presidential jet, Armscor — the defence force’s acquisition arm — has announced a tender for the lease of an intercontinental VIP aircraft. The aircraft must be able to transport 15 VIPs in comfort for 10 000km non-stop. This distance will cover a trip to Moscow, Sao Paulo or Hong Kong. The tender was put out on Friday and closes on Wednesday. Last month, an air force VIP aircraft transporting Deputy President Cyril Ramaphosa had to make an emergency landing after developing technical difficulties shortly after take-off. Armscor spokesman Lulu Mzili said the lease was a matter of urgency. But the DA is outraged, saying the defence force’s survival is jeopardised by VIP transport swallowing much of its budget. DA MP Kobus Marais said whether a new aircraft was procured or leased, the issue of poor aircraft maintenance was not being addressed. He said: “Until this happens you will have the same recurring problems. The Inkwazi (the presidential jet) was purchased in 2004, and with it flying roughly 600 hours annually, it can operate for at least another 30 years. “That is, of course, if proper maintenance is continuously done. “It’s mind-boggling that the gov- ernment is even considering buying or leasing new aircraft, especially as it will be at the expense of our pilots, troops’ safety and the protection of South Africa’s sovereignty. “Our current economic circum- ‘ This is being done at the expense of pilots, troops and our sovereignty stances don’t allow for such lavish purchases.” Mzili told The Times 10 days ago that there was no requirement for VIP aircraft. She said the request for the aircraft had been made since then. Mzili also stated that the short time that the tender had been put on offer for was not unusual. “We had already put out a request for information so it’s known what’s available.” Mzili said leasing was considered because the situation was urgent. “It is an interim measure as acquisitions are lengthy processes.” She declined to comment on the budget, stating that this information would influence the proposals that the department got from bidders. ý From Page 1 said: “I am really pleased with the turnout [in Johannesburg].” “We are in the process of rebuilding, one step at a time, a civil society movement. “For five or six years at least, civil society and a whole section of organised labour and political organisations have been paralysed. “There will be ups and downs ... It would have been marvellous today if we had 1 000 or 2 000 people, but none of us is disappointed. We got people together who have never been here before.” Political analyst Andrew Duvenhage blamed the poor turnout on the lack of financial support. RIDE BY ‘ He said political apathy was growing among young people. “You can see this by the lower turnout of voters. “Young people are not as politically involved as young people were pre-1994. Young people are more interested in having a cellphone and going to university.” Political analyst Raymond Suttner said: “My question is not ‘Why are there not more people at these marches?’ but is there a carefully planned discussion of how to address the problems in the government, which are not just about Zuma?” Cyclists gather in downtown Johannesburg yesterday for a 20km Freedom Day ride Picture: KEVIN SUTHERLAND GRAEME HOSKEN QUANTITY not quality appears to be the driver of the new SA Police Service training schedule. With practical training set to remain at its current 12 months, what has raised concerns is the drop in the theoretical training time from a year to eight months. Police unions raised concerns earlier this week after new recruits’ training was dropped from two years to just eight months. Young people are more interested in cellphones #TO THE POINT Why was there such a poor turnout? Or tellus@thetimes.co.za, or SMS 33662 (SMS costs R1.50) SAPS cuts training at ‘quality’s expense’ The SAPS has since pointed out that the total training period for new recruits has only been cut by three months — from 24 to 21. Under the old schedule recruits would receive a year’s theoretical and a year’s practical training. Training now begins with a onemonth induction phase, with recruits posted to police stations before they begin their eight- month theoretical training, and then a year’s practical course. While criminologists are optimistically cautious about the changes, for unions the decrease in theoretical training is a concern. Institute for Security Studies policing researcher Gareth Newham said the length of training was not the concern, but rather the quality. There were also worries over the lack of independent training assessments. “There need to be proper assessment programmes where the training provided to new recruits is assessed independently. “The issue is that the police who undergo training must be independently assessed to avoid the problem of people being passed so that pass-rate targets are met.” Thabo Matsose, SA Police Union deputy general secretary, said the union was worried about the decrease in theoretical training. “For us any decrease in training is bad, especially theoretical training. ‘‘Training overall needs to be increased, especially as communities already distrust the quality of service provided by the police. “Any decrease in training could potentially impact on service delivery,” he said. HOW TO CONTACT US SUBSCRIPTION COPYRIGHT e-mail: subscriptions@sundaytimes.co.za Subscription and delivery problems: 0860 946946 The copyright on all material in this newspaper and its supplements is expressly reserved. 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The eatery will open for just three months from June, allowing bon viveurs worried about spoiling their shirts at supper to strip off and feast in the nude. Diners will be encouraged to disrobe and “experience true liberation”. The venue has a capacity of 42 and dinner will cost around £60 (about R1 260) per person. — © The Daily Telegraph New ‘Top Gear’ to get overdrive Comedy clan opening new club in Joburg performing this weekend, said that, aside from their “legendary” parties, he admired the “Goliaths’ hustle”. “A lot of comedians sit around and wait for work. These guys create FUNNY STUFF THE Goliath Comedy Club will host a number of shows including a vernacular show and one with industry stalwarts and newcomers. Other shows include Jozi Comedy on Saturday with comedians such as Robbie Collins, Ndumiso Lindi, Loyiso Madinga and two improv shows featuring Chris Forrest, Nick Goliath, Ryan Whittal and Vittorio. The headline show, which is sold out, will bring together Marc Lottering, Conrad Koch, Kagiso Lediga, Joey Rasdien, David Kau and Tats Nkonzo. opportunities for themselves,” Lottering said. The Goliaths are also considering creating television programmes and comedy tours to other African countries. Jason said: “We want to break the misconception that there is only one type of comedy in South Africa. “Trevor Noah did a great thing for South African comedians. Our job is to let people know that Trevor Noah is one of our comedians.” But does South Africa need comedy? The answer is “yes”. Lottering said: “Some would say that this country is a potential mess. “At every critical point you’ll find that the nation needs a saviour: that can be comedy. “Laughter is therapeutic and in these times people need to know that everything is going to be okay.” The Goliath Comedy Club will be open from Wednesday to Sunday from next week at Melrose Arch. TOP Gear is to gain an online-only sister called Extra Gear, which will complement the main show and feature behind-thescenes footage and special interviews. Extra Gear will be broadcast on BBC3 and will be available to view on the channel’s website, as well as on the BBC’s iPlayer streaming service immediately after every new episode of Top Gear. The new show will be hosted by one of the new Top Gear presenters, Rory Reid. — © The Daily Telegraph O&M CAPE TOWN 89888/E Goliaths don’t hang about COMEDY family Goliath and Goliath are getting ready to prove that things that come in threes are funnier. This weekend marks the launch of their comedy club in Melrose Arch, Johannesburg. The launch of The Goliath Comedy Club, with the support of Comedy Central, will bring together over 50 comedians for three days. Goliath siblings Jason and Kate, with cousin Nicholas, and Donovan Goliath, who is not related to them, said the club was only “chapter one” of their story. Jason said they were excited because the club would create another platform on which comedians could showcase their talent. “We felt conscious that the window of opportunity was open and that we needed to strike while the iron was hot.” Comedian Marc Lottering, who will be 3 Diners eager to feast in the raw US singer Mariah Carey during her performance at the Cape Town Stadium this week. Carey will complete her SA tour with shows in Durban tomorrow and Johannesburg on Sunday and Monday at the TicketPro Dome Picture: ESA ALEXANDER LEONIE WAGNER The Times Get more than you pay for. Get Volkswagen quality and expertise at surprisingly low prices. Economy Packages Rita swats away a buzzing Beyhive SINGER Rita Ora has denied on Twitter claims that she was the woman with whom Jay Z, Beyoncé’s husband, allegedly had an affair — an incident that Beyoncé is said to have sung about on a new album. Fans of Beyoncé — dubbed collectively The Beyhive — have been trying to figure out who “Becky” in the lyrics might be. Although rumours that the rapper cheated on Beyoncé have been around since her sister, Solange Knowles, attacked him in a lift in May 2014, they have been given further credence with the release of Lemonade, a visual album. Songs on the acclaimed album include words such as “You can taste the dishonesty/It’s all over your breath as you pass it off so cavalier” — on Pray You Catch Me — and: “He only want me when I’m not there/He better call Becky with the good hair”. Ora, whom Jay Z signed to his label Roc Nation in 2008, said: “I never usually address tabloid gossip but let me be clear, these rumours are false.” The Beyhive has also speculated that Becky might be Rachel Roy, a fashion designer. She has also denied the rumours. 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R999* Rear Brake Pads R999* Front Brake Pads R1599* Front Brake Discs R1999* Front Brake Pad and Disc Package 4 The Times Thursday April 28 | 2016 NEWS ● JZ here for ‘rest of term’ FRANK MAPONYA DESPITE numerous calls for Jacob Zuma to resign, one of his backers yesterday said the country’s president would serve out his term. Arts and Culture Minister Nathi Mthethwa told thousands of people who attended Freedom Day celebrations at Giyani Stadium in Limpopo that Zuma would not leave office early. “Zuma will continue to serve as president until he sees out his term,” said Mthethwa, who was President urges protesters to desist from violence supported by Limpopo Premier Stanley Mathabatha. When Zuma took to the podium he urged elected councillors who had fallen out of favour with the people to accept that their time in office was over. “If you were elected as a councillor and people no longer want you, humble yourself and accept defeat. The will of the majority will always prevail,” Zuma said. “Those elected must get it clear that they are there for the people and not for themselves,” he added. The president went on to remind people of the forthcoming local government elections, scheduled for August 3. He warned communities who engaged in service delivery protests to desist from using violence. “We must unite and fight against anyone who threatens the freedom of our country. People should protest peacefully and not become violent, as doing so would be to undermine the rights of others,” he said. He also advised communities to isolate people who promoted anarchy during protests. “We have worked hard to build this country and we cannot allow anarchists to destroy it. It’s a fact that South Africa is a much better place to live in today than it was prior to freedom.” The president mentioned that Giyani had been hit hard by drought and said the government would seek new sources of water “to bring relief to our people”. “We must continue to save water because the situation is serious and it affects both households and our farming communities. “But we shall not rest until all citizens live with dignity and get the services they deserve,” the president said. Free State brawlers won’t be suspended POPPY LOUW Picture: ANTONIO MUCHAVE ON POINT: Mmusi Maimane visits the Zandspruit informal settlement in Johannesburg on Freedom Day DA: Violence is not the answer, your vote is SHENAAZ JAMAL DA LEADER Mmusi Maimane condemned the vitriol of the EFF, saying yesterday that violence would not change the living conditions of residents. Speaking at the Zandspruit informal settlement in Johannesburg on Freedom Day, Maimane told the community that the only way to change their lives was through the ballot box. Residents recently protested against the lack of electricity, sanitation and housing. Maimane told the community that there was enough bloodshed in the country and that they should not listen to people who Knitting Technologist Mortex Knits (Pty) Ltd M ortex Knits (Pty) Ltd requires a knitting technologist with 15-20 years’ experience essential and at least 3 years relevant Degree/ Diploma for the above position. The Individual must be able to manage and maintain a circular knitting department and be able to analyse the fabric, to change designs and patterns on fully automated and Jacquard machines. Must be able to troubleshoot machine setting problems. You must be able to work under pressure and be deadline driven. Should be computer literate. Individuals must provide 3 references with CV’s mailed to accountant@mortex.co.za to reach us by 6 May 2016. were driven by hatred. Maimane said: “It’s not about the barrel of the gun, it’s about us using our constitutional, democratic order to vote out this government. “You can’t be listening to people who [say] we must go back to violence. You start violence today you will reap violence in the future. Protesting and burning tyres is your right but you have to vote for the change you want and vote out the government that is failing you.” Zandspruit resident Maggie Aphane, 43, said Freedom Day meant nothing to her because her living conditions had not changed. She said: “The ANC has failed us. As much as we loved the ANC, it’s time for change. “There are no basic services here and our children are exposed to the dirt and sewage in the squatter camp and they get ‘ As much as we once loved the ANC, it is now time for change sick,” said Aphane. Maimane promised residents that their votes would count and change would come with DA mayoral candidate Herman Mashaba and his leadership. Mashaba, who was absent from the DA manifesto launch last week, said he would tackle the lack of basic service delivery in the area. He said he had already written to the SA Human Rights Commission about the living conditions in the area. “I have taken this matter up with the SA Human Rights Commission because I cannot wait until the elections to do something about this,” said Mashaba. THE University of the Free State will not suspend any of the students involved in a brawl between protesters and rugby supporters in February. This emerged last week as the university started issuing notices to begin a disciplinary process into the incident. Social media erupted in February after a video went viral, showing students protesting over the outsourcing of cleaning jobs at the campus clashing with rugby supporters during a Varsity Cup match. Some of the charges against the students include vandalism of property, inciting violence and bringing the name of the institution into disrepute. UFS spokesman Lacea Loader said the decision not to suspend any of the students was to allow them to continue their studies. “The disciplinary hearings will be conducted before an independent panel,” Loader said. But not everyone is happy at how the university has handled the recent unrest. Student Representative Council president Lindokuhle Ntuli said many students were angered by university management’s disciplinary process. According to Ntuli, only seven rugby supporters were issued with charge sheets, alongside eight protesters. “On the footage you can clearly see that there were more than seven supporters assaulting protesters,” he said. Police are also investigating other incidents that occurred on campus during the time of unrest, including those involving people who were not UFS students. Hands off Mamelodi struggle heroes, EFF told SIPHO MASOMBUKA MAMELODI families have rallied behind the relatives of hanged struggle hero Solomon Mahlangu to protect his memory from being used by “populist” movements such as the EFF for political gain. The families of deceased liberation fighters decided to take action during a meeting held at Mamelodi West local municipal offices on Monday. They intend approaching the Pretoria High Court for an order barring any political party other than the ANC from using the names of icons that were part of the township’s rich struggle heritage. Mamelodi boasts some prominent names in the liberation struggle, including Dr Fabian Ribeiro and his wife Florence, who were gunned down by apartheid agents in their Mamelodi home in 1986. Stanza Bopape died after being tortured at John Vorster Square, and there were the “Mamelodi 10” — guerrilla hopefuls who were abducted by security police and set alight in a minibus in 1986. Maria Ntuli, 83, whose 17year-old son Jeremiah was one of the Mamelodi 10, said the families had decided to come together following the recent tug-of-war that erupted between the EFF and Mahlangu’s family over the use of his name at its political rallies. Earlier this month the Pretoria High Court overturned a judgment barring the EFF from holding a lecture in Mahlangu’s name, paving the way for the event to go ahead at the University of Pretoria’s Mamelodi campus without the family’s blessing. Ntuli said only the ANC had the right to use Mahlangu’s memory. Thursday April 28 | 2016 The Times 5 Dinner date . . . with a Great White RIGHT OF WAY BOBBY JORDAN An identified surfer was riding the waves in Hermanus, in Western Cape, when a southern right whale joined him. The playful whale also treated other surfers to a few close encounters Picture: DAVE DE BEER/CATERS NEWS Call me for big bucks Vodacom must pay up for stealing bright idea, says court GRAEME HOSKEN and SIBONGILE MASHABA IT’S said that love can make you do crazy things. For Nkosana Makate that crazy thing could see him and the love of his life become billionaires. Makate, aka “Mr Please Call Me”, invented the revenue-generating cellphone messaging app, Please Call Me, because he and his then girlfriend, now wife, Rebecca, battled to stay in contact. She was a student at the Eastern Cape University of Fort Hare and Makate, who was based in Sandton, was able to see her only during university vacations. As a student Rebecca often did not have enough money to phone him so Makate sought a solution. What came about was a bridge to close the long-distance gap. The idea, he believes, not only saved his relationship, but probably thousands of others. “Without enough money for airtime a cellphone is useless. This invention ensures that, irrespective of whether people have money or not they can remain in contact. “I’m 100% sure Please Call Me has kept lots of husbands and wives and boyfriends and girlfriends together,” Makate said. Rebecca said she was happy to have inspired her husband. “It’s such a good feeling to be part of the history of what happened.” Makate shot to fame on Tuesday ‘ I’m 100% sure the app has kept husbands and wives, girlfriends and boyfriends together when the Constitutional Court ruled against Vodacom, finding it claimed Makate’s invention as its own. The cellphone giant was ordered to compensate him for his loss. The compensation [Makate wants 15% of what Vodacom has made off the messaging system] is set to run into billions of rands. Rebecca said the court ruling was “life-changing”. “This is just proof that one can achieve anything if they believe in it. We always think that a small person [taking action] against a big company is impossible but this shows that anything is possible.” Now working at the SA Local Government Association as head of finance, Makate wants to use some of the compensation he receives to give back to society. “I am interested in litigation finance and in setting up something where ideas around innovation can be incubated, grown and developed,” he said. For now, though, a large part of his time is focused on a tell-all book which is set to be published in December. “It is the story of the past 16 years of my life. All of my trials and tribulations and now the victory.” Does he still use his invention? “Hardly ever. My wife works so we don’t have a need for it, although occasionally my brother or a friend will send me one.” Why the ‘other woman’ is a long-term loser Listening to traffic reports ‘distracting’ You snooze and your bosses win WOMEN who lose their partner to a love-rival are better off in the long term, a study of break-ups has found. Although being cheated on might initially seem devastating, it leaves the victim with a “higher mating intelligence”, which helps her to choose a more faithful partner in the future. In contrast, the “other woman” ends up with a partner with a track record of being deceptive and a cheat, meaning that she is the long-term loser, psychologists say. — © The Daily Telegraph SEVEN in 10 drivers would not spot a gorilla at the side of the road if they were listening to a traffic report, a new study has shown. Researchers at University College Dublin and University College Cork believe listening to traffic reports prevents drivers from concentrating. They asked 36 motorists to complete a course in a driving simulator while listening to a traffic update. They then added a gorilla to the footage. Only 23% of the drivers saw the animal. — © The Daily Telegraph COUPLED with the 35-hour work week, an afternoon nap in French offices might seem to leave little time for work. But a leading Gallic think-tank has said that bosses should encourage staff to take a postlunch snooze of 15 to 20 minutes, insisting that it boosts productivity. Napping is a physiological need that should be recognised as being in the best interests of employers, the experts who compiled the report for think-tank Terra Nova argue. — © The Daily Telegraph EVER wondered what goes through a shark’s head when it’s chasing its prey? A new virtual reality installation in Cape Town offers the chance to be a shark in pursuit of dinner. Visitors to the Shark Education Centre can now chase after a juicy tuna, thanks to a virtual-reality helmet designed to simulate a shark’s point of view. The installation is the result of a collaboration involving a Cape Town interactive design agency, Formula D Interactive and the Save our Seas Shark Education Centre for shark conservation. Formula D Interactive managing director Marco Rosa said: “We hope that if people understand these creatures better they will be more inclined to support conservation.” Shaped like a shark’s head, the custom-built virtual-reality helmet is mounted on a handle-bar and can be rotated through 120 degrees. “Physical feedback mechanisms such as vibration motors, for the touch sense, and fans, to simulate the smell sense, are incorporated into the exhibit.” If the “hunt” is completed successfully, the user’s virtual shark opens its jaws and eats the prey. Mission accomplished. 6 The Times Thursday April 28 | 2016 NEWS THE GET LUCKY PACKET Don’t hug your dog, he hates it IT MIGHT come as a surprise to some, but dogs hate being hugged, a study has shown. Animal psychologists say dogs feel stressed and unhappy when they are embraced by their owners because it stops them being able to run away. The researchers looked at 250 pictures of dogs as they were being hugged and decided that eight out of 10 of the dogs showed at least one sign of discomfort, stress or anxiety. The study was the work of Stanley Coren, a canine expert and professor of psychology at the University of British Columbia. “Dogs are designed for swift running,” Coren wrote in Psychology Today. “That implies that in times of stress or threat the first line of defence that a dog uses is not his teeth but his ability to run away. “Behaviourists believe that depriving a dog of that course of action by immobilising him with a hug can increase his stress and, if the dog’s anxiety becomes significantly intense, he might bite.” — © The Daily Telegraph An Indian shopkeeper arranges condom packets at a chemist shop in New Delhi. One of India's most senior lawyers has been tasked to investigate if the pictures on condom packets are too racy Picture: PRAKASH SINGH/AFP Love makes brains bigger UNLIMIT EARNIN ED G POTEN TIAL MOTHERLY love and nurturing can help babies’ brains grow at twice the rate of neglected youngsters, a study has shown. Though it is known that a loving, stable home life improves overall childhood development, this is the first research showing it has a significant effect on a child’s brain size. Children who received the most support from their mothers before school were found to have more growth in the hippocampus, which is associated with learning, memories and regulating emotions. Crucially, those youngsters who were more neglected when they were under six did not catch up, even when their mothers became more supportive in later years. “This study suggests there’s a sensitive period when the brain responds more to maternal support,” said first-author Joan Luby, Washington University child psychiatrist at St Louis Children’s Hospital. “The parent-child relationship during the preschool period is vital, it’s even more important than when the child gets older,” she said. “We think that’s due to greater plasticity in the brain when children are younger, meaning that the brain is affected more by experiences very early in life,” she said. “That suggests it’s vital that kids receive support ‘ Maternal support affects child’s brain development and nurturing during those early years.” The study followed 127 children from the time they were about to start school to early adolescence, scanning their brains throughout. The researchers mea- sured nurturing in mothers by closely observing and scoring videotaped interactions between them and their children. Parents who maintained composure and completed assigned tasks while still offering emotional support to their children were rated as more nurturing and supportive, she said. After examining the brain scans, researchers found the children whose mothers were graded as more supportive than average had increases in growth of the hippocampus more than two times greater than those children whose mothers were rated only slightly below average on the nurturing scale. The researchers found that the growth trajectory in the hippocampus was associated with healthier emotional functioning when the children entered their teen years. “Early maternal support affects the child’s brain development,” said Luby. — © The Daily Telegraph Shrinks stressed about careers Times Media is looking for self-motivated, people-orientated team players to join their Telesales Division. Sales and/or telesales experience a pre-requisite, as well as a knowledge of MS Word and Admin programmes. You can basically write your own salary cheque! Forward applications/CVs to Helen Mncube helen.mncube@talisgroup.co.za PHILANI NOMBEMBE PSYCHOLOGISTS are being forced to close their practices because medical aid schemes are refusing to pay them. This is the picture painted by psychologists’ organisations, which have taken the health minister to court over regulations that they say are hurting their patients and pockets. They fear a drastic reduction in the number of practising psychologists. About 75% of South Africans in need of mental care are not receiving it, it has been estimated. There are about 6 800 psycholo- gists practising in this country. Psychologists are not being reimbursed by some medical aid societies for providing treatment outside the categories for which they are registered. Several representative bodies are taking Health Minister Aaron Motsoaledi, the Professional Board of Psychology, the Health Professions’ Council of SA and the Board of Healthcare Funders of SA to court hoping for a ruling that will result in the repeal of the scope-of-practice regulations. Motsoaledi is defending the action and has objected to the case being heard, arguing that it has constitutional implications that must be publicised to allow interested parties to join the proceedings. According to the litigants, the regulations, issued in 2011, are “often interpreted to prevent psychologists from treating the full range of psychological conditions in line with their professional competency”. After waiting for three years for the case to be heard in the Cape Town High Court, the Health Department asked for a postponement last week. The matter was postponed to August. 8 The Times Thursday April 28 | 2016 WORLD/BUSINESS Dope, booze and jihadism Paris terrorism suspect a ‘moron’ SALAH Abdeslam, the primary suspect in the terrorist attack in Paris, showed little sign of religious fervour before the bloodshed and was known to enjoy a beer and a joint. He was transferred from Belgium to France yesterday to stand trial. The 26-year-old French national of Moroccan origin, whose older brother Brahim blew himself up during the November 13 attacks on the French capital, was arrested in Brussels last month after four months on the run as Europe’s most wanted man. Although the attacks were claimed by Islamic State extremists, the two brothers were not known as religious fanatics and drank and smoked pot in Les Beguines, the bar they ran in Molenbeek, an immigrant neighbourhood of Brussels. Abdeslam’s Belgian lawyer, Sven Mary, told the French daily Liberation: “I asked him if he had read the Koran; he replied that he had researched it on the internet.” Mary described his client as a “little moron from Molenbeek, more a follower than a leader”. He added: “He has the intelligence of an empty ashtray. He is the perfect example of the Grand Theft Auto generation who thinks he lives in a video game.” HEAD CASE The recovered head of a Lenin statue that was dismantled in 1991 on display at the exhibition ‘Revealed. Berlin and its Monuments’ at Spandau Citadel in Berlin, Germany, yesterday Picture: GREGOR FISCHER/EPA The Molenbeek bar was shut down two weeks before the Paris attacks after police said it was used “for the consumption of banned hallucinogenic substances”. A Molenbeek resident, who identified himself only as Youssef, said the brothers were “friends of ours, big smokers, big drinkers but not radicals”. Salah Abdeslam certainly knew radicals, though, having come into contact with another Molenbeek resident, Abdelhamid Abaaoud, believed to have been the mastermind of the Paris attacks. What is more, Abdeslam’s arrest on March 18 came just days before a series of co-ordinated attacks on the Belgian capital killed 32 people, ‘ My client has the intelligence of an ashtray. He thinks life is a video game with the police uncovering clear links between him and the three Brussels suicide bombers. Abdeslam had previously worked as a technician for the Brussels tram network but was fired for skipping work in 2011. Around the same time he was arrested for robbery along with Abaaoud. He also developed a taste for casinos, gambling in the Dutch city of Breda in June 2014 and in Brussels last year. But last year he criss-crossed Europe, visiting Greece in August, then Austria and Hungary at a time when tens of thousands of migrants from Syria and Iraq were transiting Europe. Prosecutors believe Abdeslam was in charge of logistics for the Paris attacks, which were planned in Brussels. He rented the cars that the IS team used to travel to Paris, and booked the rooms where they stayed before launching the worstever terror attacks on French soil. His brother Brahim detonated his suicide vest in a bar in Paris on November 13, as at least eight other IS attackers were shooting and blowing up 130 people who had been enjoying a Friday night out in the French capital. It is possible Salah Abdeslam drove three suicide bombers to the Stade de France stadium and he appears to have also been in central Paris at the time of the slaughter. After his arrest in Brussels, he said he had changed his mind about blowing himself up. — AFP Duterte vows bloody presidency PHILIPPINES presidential elections frontrunner Rodrigo Duterte joked yesterday about his penis and vowed to pardon himself for mass murder. He again hit out at key Philippines allies, the US and Australia, after warning last week that he would be prepared to sever diplomatic ties with them because their ambassadors spoke out against a joke he had made about raping a missionary who was later murdered. Duterte has shocked the political establishment in recent weeks by surging to a clear lead in opinion surveys before the May 9 presidential election with a campaign stump speech full of swearing and promises to end crime by killing tens of thousands of criminals. In a speech to the nation’s busi- Steinhoff folds in Darty battle STEINHOFF said it would not raise its offer for French electronics retailer Darty‚ handing victory to Fnac after a protracted auction. Steinhoff’s offer of 160p a share in cash is final and will not be increased‚ the South African company said yesterday. Fnac raised its offer to 170p a share and now speaks for 51.8% of Darty shares. Fnac rose 1.6% yesterday in Paris. Darty fell 0.4% to 168p and Steinhoff rose 0.4%. “Steinhoff’s pursuit for retail consolidation looks like it will take a pause for breath‚” Exane BNP Paribas analyst Graham Renwick said in a note. “While we believe the Darty deal had strategic merits and would have created value for Steinhoff below 160p‚ their decision to walk away reflects strong capital discipline.” — Bloomberg ness leaders, Duterte defended his history of womanising with typical straight-talking and crassness. “I was separated from my wife. I’m not impotent. What am I supposed to do? Let this hang forever,” Duterte said, referring to his penis, as people in the crowd laughed. “When I take Viagra, it stands up.” Duterte, 71, had earlier on the campaign trail said he had two mistresses but reassured taxpayers that they would not cost much because he kept them at cheap boarding houses and took them to short-time hotels for sex. Duterte has also boasted about running vigilante death squads during his many years as mayor of Davao, the biggest city in the southern Philippines. He once said death squads had killed 1 700 people. However, he has at other times denied any links to the vigilante groups, which have attracted fierce criticism from human rights groups and the UN. A key part of Duterte’s campaign has been a pledge to eradicate crime in the first six months of his presidency by ordering security forces to kill criminals. In his speech to the Makati Business Club, Duterte promised that his presidency “will be a bloody one”. Surveys have shown Duterte is particularly popular among the nation’s wealthy and middle class, who fear rising crime. Voters are also being lured by his hard-man image and promises of quick fixes to deep-rooted problems. — AFP Apple turns to apps, music as iPhone wilts Crisis-hit Mitsubishi’s orders slashed by half APPLE Inc’s first-ever drop in quarterly iPhone sales has spurred chief executive Tim Cook to turn the spotlight on prospects for its services business, but the field is rife with competition and may prove challenging for a brand based on gadgets. Second-quarter earnings saw services emerge as Apple’s second-largest business after the iPhone for the first time — topping iPad and Mac sales, which both fell. The App Store, Apple Music, storage centre iCloud and mobile wallet Apple Pay and other services generated nearly $6-billion in revenue, up 20% from the previous year. And executives have cheered the progress they are making in subscriptions, touting Apple Music’s 13 million paying subscribers. The size of Apple’s installed base of a billion devices in consumer hands suggests it has plenty of room to grow in services. — Reuters MITSUBISHI Motors yesterday said sales in Japan had fallen since the company admitted last week it had been cheating on fuelefficiency tests. Mitsubishi president Tetsuro Aikawa said orders had dropped by almost half since the scandal erupted. “It’s difficult to know exactly what kind of impact this problem will have on sales,” he said as Mitsubishi released its latest financial results. “Domestic orders have dropped by nearly half since before our announcement and now. As far as overseas markets are concerned, we don’t have new information on how this has impacted our sales. The situation is very serious and we’re treating it that way.” The company said it could not make financial forecasts for the current fiscal year in light of the potential damage from the scandal, as it faces the possibility of big fines, lawsuits and compensation costs. — AFP A Daimler Brand MBSA/3233/TT Freedom every day 10 The Times Thursday April 28 | 2016 Thursday April 28 | 2016 The Times 11 For many South Africans, yesterday’s Freedom Day represented a freedom that must still be fought for TIME MARCHES ON: Protesters at Beyers Naude Square PUBLIC ENEMY NO 1: Many protesters carried placards depicting President Zuma as a criminal Picture: RUVAN BOSHOFF Picture: IHSAAN HAFFEJEE WARNING SIGNS: In Cape Town, hundreds of people, many from church groups, marched through the city centre towards parliament Picture: RUVAN BOSHOFF NOT SO SUNNY SOUTH AFRICA: The scene in Beyers Naude Square in Johannesburg. This year’s Freedom Day coincided with the 20th anniversary of the constitution’s adoption, the 40th anniversary of the June 16 uprising, and the 60th anniversary of the women’s march to the Union Buildings Picture: IHSAAN HAFFEJEE SOMETHING TO SHOUT ABOUT: Participants in The People’s Assembly protest in Johannesburg make their voices heard Picture: CORNELL TUKIRI/EPA GIVE IT HORNS: Women blow shofars in Cape Town. In the Bible, the walls of Jericho fell as Joshua’s army sounded this instrument Picture: NIC BOTHMA/EPA US UK FRANCE People too scared to Google terrorist topics Folk remedy rosemary proved to boost memory You don’t need a brain to learn, study finds INTERNET traffic on Wikipedia about terror groups plunged 30% after revelations of web monitoring by the US National Security Agency, suggesting that government snooping is hurting the pursuit of information. A paper in the Berkeley Technology Law Journal says the fall in traffic is evidence of the “chilling effect” on legal conduct of the disclosures on intelligence gathering by Edward Snowden. Author Jonathon Penney examined views of Wikipedia articles on 48 topics identified by the US Department of Homeland Security as subjects they track on social media, including al-Qaeda, dirty bombs and jihad. — Reuters FOLKLORE advises slipping rosemary into the pocket of errant lovers to help them remember their vows. Now scientists have shown that the herb really is linked to better memory. People in a room suffused with the smell of rosemary had memory-test scores on average 15% higher than subjects not exposed to the perfume. Mark Moss, head of psychology at the University of Northumbria, said: “Wisdom through the ages is based on observations of behaviour. We once had herbalists who handed out lavender to sleep, or chamomile to calm, and the effects would have been documented. So people realised rosemary had an effect on memory.” — © The Daily Telegraph DEFINITIONS of intelligence vary but all infer a brain that can learn from experience. Yesterday scientists announced a discovery that turns this on its head. A slime made up of independent, single cells, they found, can “learn” to avoid irritants despite having no central nervous system. “Tantalising results suggest that the hallmarks for learning can occur at the level of single cells,” the team wrote in a paper in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B. These findings in an organism that preceded humans on Earth by about 500 million years suggest that learning predates the emergence of nervous systems, said the researchers. — AFP THREE WORDS, ONE VOICE: Demonstrators in Cape Town came together from all walks of life Picture: MIKE HUTCHINGS/REUTERS 1 IN TEN GREY DAY: Beata Lipman, 87, at the protest in Cape Town YOUR WORLD IN 10 MINUTES GET THE 10 IN TEN FOR FREE ON YOUR IPAD OR IPHONE DAILY SOUTH SUDAN THE PHILIPPINES VENEZUELA AUSTRALIA Rebel leader’s return ‘marks end of war’ A fine line between genius and madness Four-day week cut to two as dam dries up Papua New Guinea orders Manus closed THE civil war left tens of thousands dead — but on Tuesday President Salva Kiir called it an “incident” as he welcomed rebel chief Riek Machar back to the capital, Juba, saying his return marked “the end of the war”. Machar was sworn in as vice-president. The problems — and the expectations that the new government will solve them — are huge, analysts warn. — AFP THE line between genius and madness is not only thin, it might be even more blurred than thought. A study by psychologists at De la Salle University, in Manila, found that creative people often show psychopathic and narcissistic tendencies. Arrogance, dishonesty and risk taking are components of human creativity, the researchers said. — © The Daily Telegraph A TWO-DAY week for public service workers was declared yesterday as the government appealed for help to save its power grid. A drought is threatening the main source of electricity, the Guri dam, which generates hydroelectric power. President Nicolas Maduro described the dam as like a “desert”. “We are doing everything to save the Guri.” — Bloomberg HARDLINE immigration policy was thrown into turmoil yesterday after Papua New Guinea ordered the Australian-funded Manus Island holding facility to close following a Supreme Court ruling that detaining people there was unconstitutional. “Papua New Guinea will ask the Australian government to make alternative arrangements for the asylum-seekers,” Prime Minister Peter O’Neill said. — AFP NATION MUST RISE: Protesters in Durban call for Zuma’s resignation Picture: EPA Picture: REUTERS HAMBA, ISIKHULU: Protesters in Durban. The People’s Assembly has vowed to embark on a continuing campaign until Zuma resigns Picture: ROGAN WARD UK US NORTH KOREA Shoreditch honoured as Shakespeare hangout Trump declares himself ‘presumptive nominee’ Kim huffs and puffs and blows house down IT SEEMS fitting that William Shakespeare spent a part of his life in the London hipster haven of Shoreditch. Its fashionable streets might soon be acknowledged as the playwright’s home — shifting the spotlight from Stratford-upon-Avon and The Globe theatre in southwest London. The Museum of London Archaeology is leading a project to uncover and explore the remains of the Curtain Theatre, the 16th- and 17th-century venue, identified only four years ago, at which Shakespeare first staged Romeo and Juliet. The museum will preserve the remains of the theatre, which archaeologists are now exploring. — © The Daily Telegraph REPUBLICAN Donald Trump declared himself the “presumptive nominee”, and Hillary Clinton all but clinched the Democratic race, as both scored dominating wins in northeastern state primaries. Trump won all five of the states that voted on Tuesday — Pennsylvania, Connecticut, Maryland, Delaware and Rhode Island — and earned a boost of momentum ahead of a key contest next week in Indiana. “I consider myself the presumptive nominee,” Trump said. “As far as I’m concerned, it’s over.” Clinton beat Bernie Sanders in Connecticut, Pennsylvania, Delaware and Maryland; Sanders won in Rhode Island. — AFP A REPLICA of South Korea’s presidential Blue House will soon be blown apart on an artillery range outside Pyongyang in a typically extravagant propaganda exercise. South Korea’s military said yesterday that the North’s military had built the half-size replica at the Daiwonri range earlier this month. “It is believed to be aimed at stirring up hostility against the South and fuelling security concerns in the South,” the official said. North Korea is stoking nationalist sentiment as it gears for a ruling party congress — the first for nearly 40 years. The gathering opens on May 6 and there is growing concern that it will be preceded by another nuclear weapon test. — AFP 12 The Times Thursday April 28 | 2016 OPINIONANDLETTERS Zuma can afford to giggle at legion of armchair activists W HEN it came down to it, it was a case of all talk, no action. The vitriol of weeks past that accompanied the #ZumaMustFall movement amounted to nothing more than a few hundred people heading to gathering points in Johannesburg, Durban and Cape Town calling for President Jacob Zuma to step down. Where were the armchair activists? The blogger analysts? The middle class who felt so let down by President Jacob Zuma’s Friday night “apology”? Their voices were loud on Twitter and Facebook in days gone by. The memes were quick and full of wit, but when it came down to it the Freedom Day braai was more alluring than spending the day campaigning for Zuma’s removal. It’s no wonder the ANC Freedom Day appears confident enough braai more to head to the local government polls with alluring than Zuma at the helm. It’s the same apathy marching that allows Zuma to say, without a sense of irony, for change at yesterday’s main Freedom Day commemoration event in Giyani, Limpopo, that elected councillors who had fallen out of favour with the people should accept that their time was over. “If you were elected as a councillor and people no longer want you, humble yourself and just accept defeat. The will of the majority will always prevail. “Those elected must get it clear that they are there for the people and not for themselves,” Zuma said. Neither Zuma nor the ANC believes that the people no longer want Zuma to lead them. They have no reason to believe it. Yesterday’s poor turnout at the People’s Assembly march calling for Zuma to resign didn’t give them cause for concern. If anything, it probably confirmed the status quo. If #ZumaMustFall is the basis for the opposition parties’ election campaigns, a rethink is needed . . . it’s clearly not enough to galvanise the masses into action. WHAT’S TRENDING AT http://timeslive.co.za A shortage of water foresight IT IS easy to blame our present water problems on the drought. The reality is that over the past 20 years no minister or deputy minister did anything to address the water situation. All of them should be made to account for their total lack of foresight by having a class action brought against them for gross negligence or dereliction of duty. — Fed-up South African Race policy cripples sport MINISTER Fikile Mbalula’s punishment of the SA Rugby Union, Cricket SA, Netball SA and Athletics SA by suspending the privilege to host international tournaments is an indication of the failure of transformation. South African politicians often use the term transformation in relation to the nature of the change that is needed in the political system and society in South Africa. Although the word does not occur once in the constitution, it did not prevent the government enforcing a racially obsessed society. Transformation has created a society in which heads are counted based on race and not on expertise or merit. Sport has become the next victim of the policy. This narrow-minded race obsession will not lead to a better society. It will deteriorate our societies even further. Malema’s trouble with numbers RECENTLY, EFF leader Julius Malema called on blacks to have more babies to hold the white populace at bay. This was not an April Fool’s joke. As it turns out, Statistics SA figures show that the mortality rate among whites exceeded the birth rate in 2011. It is also believed that the white population could decline to 3 million in 2030 from the present figure of 4.5 million (this might also have to do with emigration). The real deficit is in quality education. One of the main reasons there is scarcity of black managers is because less than 10% of blacks have degrees. That then is what Malema would be wise to concentrate on: not more blacks, but more blacks with degrees and opportunities. — Richard Stewart, Linmeyer ENTERTAINMENT Swizz Beatz shows love for Black Coffee American hip-hop star Swizz Beatz has showed his appreciation for Black Coffee, not only mentioning him in a post on Instagram, but also showing a copy of his album. We live in a demanding society NEWS: Rhodes students shun Bathabile Dlamini Students shunned ANC Women’s League president Bathabile Dlamini on Friday when she visited the university to show solidarity with students who embarked on a week-long protest against rape and sexual assault. A CULTURE of demand is creeping into our society — and in particular universities — with potentially devastating consequences. The spectre of intolerance started with campaigns such as #FeesMustFall. The students initially demanded that there should be no university fee increases for 2016, which was granted under duress by the government. This duress was occasioned by the violent nature of some of the protests which threatened the stability of higher education in particular but also of the country in general. Our young people need to learn to eschew violence as a mechanism to resolve conflict. — Nathaniel Lee, Comptonville What is the best way to empower disadvantaged black South Africans? The answer is not in disempowering minorities through the use of demographic representation, but rather by empowering people through proper sports facilities, education, job creation and efficient services. In this the government has failed spectacularly. — Jaco Schoeman, Afrikanerbond chairman SMS COMMENTS On ‘What a cop-out’: ý THIS will only worsen the crime situation due to having half-baked, inexperienced police who can easily become victims of criminals. More strongerminded cops are needed. — Baba Saloojee ý WHEN the rest of the world requires degrees for police officers, here we are cutting the few months’ training we had. How can we expect a policeman trained for six months to use modern methods of policing? — Bhekithemba Ke Ming Dlamini On ‘Ali Bacher backs Mbaks ban’: ý NOW that the Minister of Sport, Fikile Mbalula, has banned all sports, except soccer, from hosting international tournaments, one wonders how long it will be before we are back in isolation, as world sporting bodies retaliate. — Justin Bachmann On ‘White sports are in extra time: ý I DIDN’T know sports could be painted white. Designating a particular sport as “white” shows lack of objectivity. If black people are good at the sport and are being sidelined then we have a problem. Being in a sports team should be based on a player’s quality and not affirmative action. — Michael Mills Each SMS costs R1.50 WRITE TO: PO BOX 1742, SAXONWOLD 2132 SMS: 33971 EMAIL: tellus@thetimes.co.za FAX: 011-280-5150/1. The editor reserves the right to edit and reject letters. Pseudonyms may be used, but must be clearly marked as such. BIG READS Thursday April 28 | 2016 The Times 13 What we need is a rock star running this country BAD SIGNS: Valhalla residents protest at the building of a mosque in their suburb Picture: SIMONE HERADIEN Pin faith on a braai in Valhalla W HY would the proposal to build a place of worship so enrage some of the residents of Valhalla? Because it’s a mosque. Do not for one moment think this is merely a debate about proper community consultation, or concerns about the noise expected to emanate from loudspeakers carrying the mullah’s prayers. This is simply blind prejudice against Muslims on the part of a group of citizens to the west of the city of Pretoria. Their action represents one of those unspoken arenas of prejudice we do not like to talk about — religious bigotry. We fly into a rage when the issue is black/white racism (there are still people trying to pin down an estate agent called Sparrow) but we are silent when it comes to religious hatred. The placards carried by the protesters should send chills down our democratic spines. Like “No ISIS in Valhalla” or “Paris, Brussels ... Valhalla?” The protesters are saying that the murderous behaviour of a small group of terrorists on the other side of the world is exactly what you should expect from Muslims in Pretoria, and indeed of all Muslims, wherever they might be found. Muslims, they are saying, are inherently violent and will blow up people and things in this indistinct suburb of Centurion. The mosque gives them an ideal launching pad for their evil. It is a strange argument to make in a place like South Africa. Our very violent colonial and apartheid past was perpetrated by successive Christian governments who abused the Bible to justify all kinds of violence, including torture, murder, theft, banning, and the destruction of families. They laid waste to a promising country, leaving us a legacy of mass poverty and institutionalised violence. Christians, that is. I have no doubt that these protesters are those who voted for those violent Christian governments and who sit comfortably in church every ‘ The irony is always that those who claim to be devout Christians are often the most outspoken bigots Sunday oblivious to their hatred of Muslims. How does this happen? Here are people raised on a diet of prejudice through mutually supportive institutions: homes, schools, churches and cultural associations. Their lower middle class status was achieved through discrimination because they enjoyed racially exclusive access to jobs in the army, air force and Pretoria’s civil service. Then came democracy and the loss of racial privilege, and these citizens boarded themselves up in enclaves like Valhalla, cutting themselves off from the changes sweeping the country. Isolated and resentful, they were left to grumble and live out their prejudices privately. Until a mosque threatened to come to town and the ugliness of prejudice came out onto the streets. Do not for one moment imagine that religious prejudice targeting Muslims is the prerogative of white Afrikaans speakers in Pretoria West. One of my most difficult struggles for transformation was simply to persuade a former white, nominally Christian university, to broaden the campus menu to include halaal foods. It was like asking Osama bin Laden to address the graduation ceremony of the faculty of theology. The irony is always that those who claim to be devout Christians are often the most outspoken bigots. Fortunately, Cape Town also has a large, integrated community of Muslims and Christians who through centuries of intermarriage, common schooling and shared neighbourhoods learnt to live and learn and love together. There are very few Christian homes that do not have a Fatima in the family line, or a Matthew in the Muslim heritage. And herein lies the solution. The integration of communities. The religious bigotry of Valhalla is based on the ignorance that comes with separation, as is the case with any other kind of prejudice, including everyday racism. Consider the ignorance contained in one of the Valhalla posters: “Indian neighbours, yes; Muslim invasion, no.” To really deal with bigotry we, therefore, need to find ways of integrating schools, residences and faith communities. I have yet to see imaginative proposals from our political leaders or urban planners to consciously build integrated residential communities. Public schools tolerate rather than embrace Muslim culture in their Monday morning assemblies, for example. And faith communities remain sheltered in their own cathedrals unlike in the struggle days when the frontline of the march saw mullahs, rabbis, pastors and dominees joined arm-in-arm as a symbol of solidarity. We must constantly work on building integrated communities because our failure to do so will tear us apart in times of crises. The residents of Valhalla are products of a divided history; they should not simply be condemned or discarded but engaged and integrated into normal society. And who better to do this than our Muslim brothers and sisters themselves? Here’s an idea: invite them to a braai. THE great, now sadly late, rocker Prince will be remembered for many things, from musical genius to edgy sexuality and the shock of the new back in 1978. Back then he burst onto the musical scene with his debut album For You. But, unlike some of the lip synchers, boy bands and hip-hop maestros and mistresses of pop today, Prince was a real musician. He could do it all. He wrote lyrics, composed music, orchestrated and played a dizzying array of instruments. He could also act, and turned his hand to movie directing as well. There seems little connection between being an all-round musical sensation and directing the affairs of a modern state. But both have, or should have, this in common: effective political leaders and icons like Prince need to be almost infinitely adaptive. They should have a range of instruments to play when times and circumstances, whether the economic weather or popular culture, change. Very few political leaders seemed to possess such durable adaptiveness as former president of Brazil Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva. It is indeed noteworthy that Prince sold more than 100 million records in his life and with the posthumous bounce now likely he will no doubt sell even more. But what of the Brazilian politician Lula? He seemed set for top billing in the political equivalent of the Rock ’n’ Roll Hall of Fame. When he left office in 2010 he had a record 87% approval rating, which in populous Brazil means about 165 million Brazilians liked him. And it went beyond South America. US President Barack Obama dubbed him “the ‘ Effective political leaders and icons like Prince need to be almost infinitely adaptive most popular politician on earth” and told the press “I love that guy.” Little wonder that, two years later, in late 2012, Lula arrived in South Africa heralded by his hosts Cosatu as the pioneer of the “Lula Model”, which could couple economic growth with rights for workers and massive upliftment programmes for the poor. Such were Lula’s political gifts that he could hand-pick his successor, Dilma Rouseff, who, despite lacking Lula’s popular touch, managed to win two consecutive presidential elections. All seemed set fair for Brazil. Two years ago it hosted the soccer World Cup and this week the Olympic flame arrives in the country ahead of the Olympics. But the lights are going out. Only two weekends ago Rousseff was impeached by the lower house of congress and is en route to a likely forced exit. As for Lula? He is being processed through the criminal justice system, accused of corruption and illicit acquisition of riches due to the political system being underpinned by “political leaders trading bribes, padding contracts and political support in a vast mutually beneficial scheme (for the politicians and the tenderers)”, to quote one report. But although this fall of a giant is perhaps a morality lesson with a lot of local application for the usual suspects in our country, Lula and Brazil’s descent from grace goes a lot beyond country and personality. Lula’s Brazil, which he governed between 2002 and 2010 was the sort of rock star of emerging markets everywhere; it provided a real example and universal hope of the arrival of a new economic era underpinned by democratic government. In short, the decade of Lula, coinciding with the first decade of this century, suggested that unprecedented economic growth meant not only the rich world staying rich but the developing world racing ahead of it in due course. Brazil by 2007 was surging at over 8% GDP growth and emerging markets on average were at 8.7%. But given Brazil’s sheer size the effect was enormous. It also gave hope to the developing world since Brazil was the B in BRICS, the ambitiously conceived global club which Jacob Zuma was happy to join. Brazil hit the jackpot from the global commodities boom — a big ticket for Brazil which has endless farmlands and mines, and sits on a sea of oil, riches all of which China greedily consumed. Because Lula had political smarts — he managed to impress the markets and equally uplift an estimated 30 million poor Brazilians whom he placed on the lower rungs of the middle-class ladder for the first time. But he had barely left office when the global recession hit and the Brazilian model of growth was revealed, like the famous Copacabana beach, to be built on a foundation of sand. This was well summarised by the Washington Post which noted: “The riches flowing from Brazil’s mines and farms fuelled a consumer spending binge, but they patched over the structural problems that made Brazil a creaky, onerous place in which to do business.” Today’s Brazil, political scandals based on corrupt enrichment aside, is by many measures in a dreadful condition. Its once-admired economy is struggling with the deepest economic recession since the 1930s, rising unemployment, a credit rating downgrade and a budget deficit of nearly 11%, nearly three times South Africa’s. Meanwhile, the former economic outlaw, neighbouring Argentina, for so long the growth laggard compared to Brazil, made last week a triumphant return to the international capital markets. The former basket-case country, under new and business-friendly President Mauricio Macri, managed in record time to raise $16.5-billion in international bonds and on Friday pay its creditors $93billion that had been owing for over 15 years. I am off this week to revisit both those countries after an absence of some years. The reversal of fortune between them is stunning and there is much to learn from it for our own struggling economy. Or as Prince titled one of his albums, Sign o’ the Times. 14 The Times Thursday April 28 | 2016 STYLIN’ IT SNEAK PREVIEW SMOKING HOT: Fashion’s favourite double act, Patsy and Edina, return to the screen in ‘Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie’ IN JULY fashion’s favourite double act, Patsy and Edina, return in Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie. Today the first trailer landed and, as expected, the film promises to be packed with ridiculously flamboyant outfits and fashion in-jokes. And we finally discover the story behind those paparazzi pictures from the set of Kate Moss clambering out of the Thames. Here is what we learned from the trailer: Stella McCartney wants nothing to do with Edina . . . At “London’s biggest fashion event of the year” Edina approaches Stella McCartney in a gold dress, green furry stole and red OTT necklace. McCartney looks horrified and says: “You’re not wearing my clothes are you?” Edina replies: “No, no it’s all TK Maxx, TK Maxx!” Pictures: ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS:THE MOVIE TRAILER Patsy and Edina kick ass remind me to go back for the boots I just saw in Westwood’s window.” Simply enthralling, writes Emma Spedding Patsy is sticking to her signature head-to-toe white look . . . It might be 24 years after the “sweetie darlings” first hit our screens, but Patsy is staying loyal to her signature look, wearing a white shirt with Liz Hurley white trousers. She wears this to deliver one of the best lines in the trailer, telling Edina she doesn’t need to look in a mirror, because “I am your mirror”. Patsy and Edina kill Kate Moss . . . Patsy and Edina make a beeline for Kate Moss at said fashion event and accidentally push her into the Thames and kill her. We then see a police search party scouring the Thames for the supermodel’s body and news reports showing pictures of the wanted terrible twosome. Stella McCartney throws a brick through Edina’s window — “the only thing she has ever received from the designer”. The Vivienne Westwood shop window delays their attempt to flee the country . . . We see the pair running through London in a bid to escape to Saint Tropez, but the Vivienne Westwood shop window proves a bit of a distraction. Edina says to Patsy: “When this is actually over darling, will you Were scenes filmed at the British Fashion Awards? Joanna Lumley and Jennifer Saunders presented Stella McCartney with the Best Brand Award at the 2015 British Fashion Awards in full character. The pair wear their full looks from the night in the trailer, making us suspect scenes were perhaps filmed at the Awards Show. Their fugitive outfits are on-point . . . Instead of wearing stealth head-to-toe black, Patsy and Edina flee to the South of France in statement parkas and camouflage prints. Edina wears a green oversize parka covered in badges, with platform Timberland boots and a trucker hat. Patsy wears black leggings with an Ashish sequin parka worth £3 380. ON THE RUN: Patsy and Edina flee to the South of France in the movie, but Vivienne Westwood’s shop window proves to be a bit of a distraction Saffy is giving us PJ envy . . . Edina’s daughter Saffy was tormented by her mother and Patsy for her lack of taste in almost every episode, but we have to say that we are rather fond of her blue-andwhite-striped PJs. — © The Telegraph LOVE MY SHOP Big presence for brand new gift shop FREQUENT travellers Why this address? to Europe will know Pylones has more than 150 Pylones, the go-to shop flagship stores, all located for interesting gifts in the best malls. for the family. With covetable novelties, Special features of the Pylones, established in shop? Paris in 1985, launched Each Pylones store is its first shop in designed in Paris by a team Johannesburg last BARRY BERMAN of architects. Inside are week. Barry Berman, lines, stripes of colour, that one of the owners, tells allow our objects to sit in Andrea Nagel what it’s all about. a row. A unique concept is tailored to each store to showcase all the colours What do you sell? and lights. Pylones is a troublemaker with gifts — shakes them up, reinvents them, What do you love about the and colours them. brand? It’s always offering something fresh Where is it? and new. There are 25 designers Sandton City in Johannesburg and working on new objects every day, the V&A Waterfront in Cape Town. A so every time you walk into a Pylones third store will open in Midrand’s Mall store you’ll find something you’ve of Africa next month. never seen before. GIFTED: With more than 2 500 items, Pylones is one-stop gift heaven The story behind the name? The name comes from an electricity pylon — a pylon spreads and connects — this is the aim of Pylones, to share and extend its unique gifts around the globe. History of the product? Pylones was established in Paris in 1985 by Jacques Guillemet and is still owned by the founding family. There are more than 700 employees globally. Pylones has 150 flagship stores and supplies more than 25 000 independent stores globally. Where are the gifts made? In France and China. so I contacted the president of the company, who gave me a chance to secure some locations and introduce the brand to our market. How did you become involved in this business? I saw the brand overseas and knew that South Africa needed something new in the gifting space, What do you recommend? The matching kitchen brush and soap dispenser, the fish pen, the glasses case, the poodle soap dish, cappuccino cup stack, cellphone cover, microfibre cloth, salad servers and iPad cover, to mention only a few. The soundtrack in the shop? Contemporary music. Describe the shop in a sentence. Unique colourful gifts with more than 2 500 items for the kitchen, home, travel and office. STYLIN’ IT Thursday April 28 | 2016 The Times 15 TREND NEWS Pep up your step with plastic US designer’s surreal new range of inflatable shoes JEREMY Scott is an outlandish American fashion designer, who’s worked with style icons like Bjork, Katy Perry, Rihanna and Britney Spears, collaborated with brands like Adidas and has been fashion label Moschino’s creative director. His latest venture is a collaboration with Melissa’s, a famous brand of plastic shoes. The capsule collection consists of the Melissa Inflatable Mule, a Melissa Ankle Boot and two flats, called Melissa Space Love and Melissa Tube Sandal. Each style features an exclusive air nozzle which simulates Scott’s signature inflatable shoe in collaboration with Melissa Shoes. “I like the idea of putting a smile on people’s faces when they see my work and surprising them,” he said. “One of the reasons I chose to do this collaboration with Melissa was because I wanted to share my designs with more people.” Scott says he finds the energy between opposing elements inspiring. “I love twisting reality and HEY SHOE WOW! making the surreal real. Footware It was more of a play inspired by off the fact that pool Melissa is known for toys its plastic shoes. I wanted to have it play with the inflatable pool toy ideas.” — Staff reporter ý Melissa shoes are available from stockists including Stuttafords and online at melissaza.co.za STREET STORE W E N Blanket largesse for homeless BUY 1, GET It’s a Legging! 2 FREE! R599 ONLY It’s a Jean! 90 It’s a Bodyshaper! excl.P&P Grey + + & FIRM YOU RC FREE FREE E LIFT, TON UNBEATABLE COMFORT No seams! 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Men and women living on the streets were encouraged to pick and choose free garments — shoes, socks, pants, skirts, dresses, shirts and blankets — to keep them warm through winter. For many, used to scavenging on the streets and digging through dumpsters, this was their first dignified shopping experience, complete with especially printed Street Store shopping bags. “We got the idea from M&C Saatchi Abel,” says Gugu Segwabanyane, project manager of the UJ Street Store event. “They started doing Street Stores in January 2014 and our Street Store was the 410th one worldwide.” What began as an initiative to raise awareness for the Napier Haven Night Shelter grew into a global phenomenon, with Street Stores for the homeless taking place from Bogota to Las Vegas. UJ called for donations last month and according to Segwabanyane they were overwhelmed with the response. “Our biggest fear when we planned the event was that we wouldn’t get enough donations,” she says. “But we received so many clothes, we filled an entire office.” While the store was only open for four hours, word spread and men and women lined up to get their share. Men were allowed to pick up to five items each, while women and mothers were allowed to take up to three of each style. In the case of one woman with eight children, it was evident what a relief the store provided. “This really, really helps,” she gushed. Segwabanyane added: “Whoever was in need was welcome to come and help themselves. We could see how grateful they were and what a difference it made to all the men, women and children who came. We’ll definitely do it again later this year.” ‘‘ EMMA JORDAN Instantly Slimmer Legs, Thighs and Bum! 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There were people sleeping outside the Rosebank shop the night before, scraping and pawing at the windows as dawn approached, and queues of desperados continued for months afterwards, both day and night. Naturally I was made to go along with my children to join a queue. And of course we walked away with an overly large box of the stuff. And so? Well, they’re just doughnuts aren’t they? Very sweet doughnuts. No better — and, okay, no worse — than the doughnuts at any of the supermarkets where I’ve bought them before. They have a way nicer box, I’ll say that much, which at the end of the day — let’s be realistic — might be what it’s all about. I don’t know what I was expecting. But I guess something that made me want to go back for more in weaker moments. The way good slap chips do. Or the best trashy soft-serve. Perhaps my problem is that my idea of doughnut heaven is not the super-soft cakey sort, dripping with icings and glazes, but the toothsome, long-proved yeast dough sort, never iced but usually topped with a shake of caster or icing sugar, and sometimes filled with jam or custard. The Krapfen or Berliner of Austria and Germany are still my favourite. Apparently Krispy Kreme are yeastrisen, but you’d never say so from the texture. Luckily, I discovered this week that making the perfect doughnut at home is quite simple. It’s very satisfying and THIS dish has nothing at all to do with olives. It comes from medieval England and is made up of beef slices (or veal, or mutton) spread with stuffing, rolled up and gently braised. Legend has it that the name is a corruption of the Old French word for lark, alou, because it looks like a small bird — minus its head, of course. Serves 4. INGREDIENTS makes you feel extremely clever. This recipe comes via one of my favourite chefs, Jacob Kenedy, owner of London’s Bocca di Lupo. This is his grandmother’s fantastic recipe. Quite a granny she is too — her heady social life in Rome was the inspiration for much of Fellini’s La Dolce Vita (I’m not sure how that gels with excellent doughnut-making, but no matter). The recipe is too long for this column, so here is the somewhat obscure link where I tracked it down: http://www.cityam.com/article/ 1379463430/dessert-master-his-nan-sdoughnuts It looks epic but I promise it’s really simple (it was my 11- year-old daughter who was the chief cook in our doughnut escapade). These are European style no-hole doughnuts. Make the smaller size, he recommends, or the centre will be raw. My favourite filling for these is good gelato. You know how ice cream makes a waffle dance and sing? Well that’s what it does for a doughnut too. I’m sure I don’t need to convince you how good a fresh, home-made doughnut is filled with caramel or pistachio gelato. I say, if you’re going to do sugar, then make it count. SAGITTARIUS (November 23 - December 21) They say, “You're only as young as you feel.” They may not be completely correct. You are only as young as you think you ought to feel. Just as there are teenagers with such an authoritative demeanour they might as well be octogenarians, there are some folk of advancing years who could allow themselves to have so much more fun were it not for a belief that, somehow, these days, they are far too old for any of that silliness. Don’t talk yourself out of an adventure that you deserve to enjoy today. Worried? I've got an important message for you. Call MTN 083-900-8535 or Vodacom 079-008-4033. CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 20) Humans are frail and flawed with faults and foibles. If we list these drawbacks and defects, we may convince ourselves there is hardly any point in going anywhere or doing anything. Won’t the ultimate outcome only be unsatisfactory? That is the kind of thinking we should be wary of. It is, indeed, our capacity to come up with such pessimistic ideas that constitutes the worst thing about our entire race. Be, today, the best that you can be, and you will yet achieve all that needs to happen. Confused? I've recorded four minutes of news that will help. Call MTN 083-900-8535 or Vodacom 079-0084033. AQUARIUS (January 21 - February 19) Are you doing the right things, in the right order? Before you answer, do you mind if I ask you some of those complicated questions for which I have become so notorious? How do any of us actually know whether what we are doing is right or wrong? Aren’t we just fooling ourselves when we imagine we have made everything fit into place? Doesn’t it just, at best, fit into the kind of place that other people consider to be tidy? If something feels right to you today, why should it not be right? Anxious? I've recorded a very special message for you. Call MTN 083900-8535 or Vodacom 079-008-4033. PISCES (February 20 - March 20) “I started a joke that started the whole world crying. But I didn’t see, the joke was on me.” So sang the Bee Gees in one of their early hits. Those words still make sense. We have to be careful what we joke about for it is too easy to be inadvertently hurtful. We must also be aware that what we take so seriously, others may find funny. The issue arising in your life now involves a conflict between two people’s perceptions of a situation. Rights and wrongs don’t BEEF OLIVES 8 very thin slices topside beef (ask your butcher to flatten them, which will tenderise the meat) 50g bread crumbs 300g beef mince 15ml (1 tbsp) dried mixed herbs 125g bacon, chopped 2 large gherkins or 4 pickled onions, chopped 10ml (2 tsp) Worcestershire sauce Salt and pepper 15ml (1 tbsp) oil 15ml (1 tbsp) butter 125ml ( cup) white or red wine 750-900ml beef stock METHOD Lay the beef slices flat and spread them out. If they are too thick, cover with plastic wrap and flatten with a meat tenderiser or wooden rolling pin. YOUR STARS Jonathan Cainer Many have been talking about the unprecedented number of celebrity deaths so far this year. What “explains” this? As I mentioned recently, it's not the kind of question an ethical astrologer would normally ask. Our work focuses on birth … and life. We don’t predict the date or cause of anyone’s demise, not least because we risk creating a self-fulfilling prophecy. My ancient predecessors, of course, had no such qualms, as I shall explain tomorrow, when I shall also point out where I suspect, if there is an astrological correlation to this situation, it is most likely to be found. matter. Sensitivity must be the watchword. Worried? I've got an important message for you. Call MTN 083-900-8535 or Vodacom 079-0084033. ARIES (March 21 - April 20) If we summon enough determination, we can make almost anything happen. There is so much to be said for the power of mind over matter. We can also free ourselves from potential pain by disengaging. If faced with a situation we find provocative or problematic, we simply have to persuade ourselves that if we don’t mind so much about it, then it won’t matter so much. Today, you have more power than you realise. Even if a miracle is unattainable, the next best thing to one of those may be a possibility. Confused? I've recorded four minutes of news that will help. Call MTN 083-900-8535 or Vodacom 079-008-4033. TAURUS (April 21 - May 21) Some colours, we are informed, clash with others. Or that’s what the old-fashioned book of decoration and design used to say. A succession of rebellious art students have been blazing new trails for decades and the old rules seem to have been eradicated. We have become so accustomed to having our senses assailed with vivid contrast, that we can no longer tell what’s subtle or tasteful any more. Almost. Not entirely. You've got a good feeling for what will work and what won’t work today. Trust that. Anxious? I've recorded a very special message for you. Call MTN 083-900-8535 or Vodacom 079-008-4033. GEMINI (May 22 - June 22) Why wouldn’t magic be possible in the lives of human beings? Didn’t someone once set a ball of rock spinning in the sky and allow it to evolve an entire race of sentient creatures? That was a pretty magical act of creating something out of nothing, wasn’t it? Why shouldn’t we, as beneficiaries of that process, be capable of summoning similar power? You are capable, today, of doing so much more than you think. Look at what something truly is and what it has the positive potential to become. Worried? I’ve got an important message for you. Call MTN 083-900-8535 or Vodacom 079-008-4033. CANCER (June 23 - July 23) “Brown paper packages tied up with strings, these are a few of my favourite things.” Rodgers and Hammerstein’s classic song dates back to an era before plastic and packing tape. If they had been composing now for some more modern version of “The Sound Of Music”, they would have had to find a different rhyme. Your fellow Cancerians’ point, though, would remain just as valid. When we simply remember our favourite things, we don’t feel so bad. Today may yet bring you a new favourite. Confused? I've recorded four minutes of news that will help. Call MTN 083-900-8535 or Vodacom 079-008-4033. LEO (July 24 - August 23) Has this planet been set spinning in the sky specifically for the purpose of ensuring you experience a tough time? I’m asking this provocative question because Combine the bread crumbs, mince, mixed herbs, bacon, chopped gherkins or pickled onions and Worcestershire sauce and season. Place a generous spoonful of this mixture on one end of each beef slice, roll up tightly and secure with a toothpick. Heat the oil and butter in a saucepan and fry the beef olives until browned all over. Pour over the wine and 500ml (two cups) of the beef stock and simmer gently for 45 minutes, adding more stock as needed. Continue cooking until meat is tender. Remove toothpicks and serve with buttered vegetables, potatoes and mustard. I'm hoping that, in giving the only possible sensible answer, you will start to see the obvious and relax. No dark force opposes you. No gnarled hand of twisted fate is reaching out to steer you towards some ghastly destiny. You have everything to play for and every reason to expect support and help from a kindly sky today. Anxious? I've recorded a very special message for you. Call MTN 083-900-8535 or Vodacom 079-008-4033. VIRGO (August 24 - September 23) “When will I be loved?” So asked Phil Everly in the hit song he performed with his brother Don. The pop songs of the early 1960s were, it seems, full of lyrics which posed unanswerable questions. As we attempt to understand the dilemma you feel you face today, we should stop to consider the writer’s perspective when he composed this melody. He was a pop icon at the peak of his career. He could not have been more loved by more people. Don’t look for what you have already got. Worried? I've got an important message for you. Call MTN 083-900-8535 or Vodacom 079-008-4033. LIBRA (September 24 - October 23) If there is a purpose and a point, how come nobody seems to know what it is? Or, if they feel sure they know, why don’t they all agree? Surely, we don’t just exist so that we can work, hold down our jobs, feed our families and watch TV? Isn’t there something bigger, brighter, more amazing going on? Of course there is, although often we only notice that out of the corner of our eye. Look out, today, for a flicker of insight that leads to the light of a profound, inspiring revelation. Confused? I’ve recorded four minutes of news that will help. Call MTN 083-900-8535 or Vodacom 079-008-4033. SCORPIO (October 24 - November 22) “Together we’ll stand, Divided we’ll fall Come on now people let’s get on the ball and work together.” So goes the classic Canned Heat track. It sounds similar to “Let’s Stick Together”, a hit for Bryan Ferry. So it should. These are earlier and later versions of the same song by Wilbert Harrison, His inspiration may have been the way his own record company wasn’t working (or sticking) together with him. 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Full names the applicant Bonginkosi Shabalala 2. Intended Trading Name: Ezenkeni Pub & Grill 3. Identity number or Registration number of the applicant: 84030251158 4. Full address and Location of the premises: Portion 8 of Erf 4544 5. Type of License Applied for: Pub & Grill 6. Names and nature of Education Institutions within a radius of 1 kilometer from the premises in paragraph 4: None 7. Name and Distances of similar licensed premises within a radius of 1 kilometre from the premises in paragraph 4: None 8. Place of Worship within a radius of 1 kilometer in paragraph 4: None Signed at Germiston on this day 22nd Day of April 2016 Signature of Applicant or an authorised person 083 400 7858 or cnsimphiwe@gmail.com 029G2H LIQUOR ACT 2003 NOTICE OF APPLICATION IN TERM OF SECTION 24 Notice is hereby given that it is the intention of the person who's details are set out below to lodge an application for Liquor Licence to the secretary of the Local Committee of Ekurhuleni 1. Full names of the Applicant: Masinga Liquor and Minerals 2. Intended Trading Name: Masinga Inn 3. Identity Number or Registration number of the Applicant: 2002/031672/23 4. Full address and location of the premises: 3463 Katlehong South, Katlehong 5. Type of licence applied for: Tavern Liquor Licence 6. Names and nature of Educational Institutions within a radius of 1 kilometer from the premises in paragraph 4: Katlehong Primary School 7. Names and distances to similar licensed premises within a radius of 1 kilometer from the premises in paragraph 4: None Place of Worship within a radius of 1 kilometer from the premsises in paragraph 4: None Signed at Kempton Park on this 19th Day of April 2016 Signature of Applicant of an authorises person 072 688 9778 zama.magaba@gmail.com 029FRD LIQUOR ACT 2003 NOTICE OF APPLICATION IN TERMS OF SECTION 24 Notice is hereby given that it is the intention of the person whose details are set out below to lodge an application for Liquor Licence to the secretary of Local Committee of Ekurhuleni. 1. Full names the applicant: Steven Baloyi 2. Intended Trading Name: 6WHYHV3ODFH 3. Identity number or Registration number or registration of the applicant: 5507305443086 4. Full address and Location of the premises: 419 Temong Section, Tembisa 5. Type of License Applied for: Tavern Liquor Licence 6. Names and nature of Education Institutions within a radius of 1 kilometer from the premises in paragraph 4: None 7. Names and Distances to similar licensed premises within a radius of 1 kilometre from the premises in paragraph 4: None 8. Place of Worship within a radius of 1 kilometer from the premises in paragraph 4: None Signed at Kempton Park on this day 19th Day of April 2016 Signature of Applicant of an authorized person 072 688 9778 / zama.magaba@gmail.com 029G2I LIQUOR ACT 2003 NOTICE OF APPLICATION IN TERM OF SECTION 24 Notice is hereby given that it is the intention of the person who's details are set out below to lodge an application for Liquor Licence to the secreatary of the Local Committee of Ekurhuleni 1. Full names of the Applicant: Tshetso Ephraim Lephoto 2. Intended Trading Name: Lephoto's Place 3. Identity Number or Registration number of the Applicant: 5612125445087 4. Full address and location of the premises: 263 Zonkizizwe Section Katlehong 5. Type of licence applied for: Tavern Liquor Licence 6. Names and nature of Educational Institutions within a radius of 1 kilometer from the premises in paragraph 4: None 7. Names and distances to similar licensed premises within a radius of 1 kilometer from the premises in paragraph 4: None Signed at Kempton Park on this 19th Day of April 2016 Signature of Applicant of an authorises person 072 688 9778 zama.magaba@gmail.com 029FG2 LIQUOR ACT 2003 NOTICE OF APPLICATION IN TERM OF SECTION 24 Notice is hereby given that it is the intention of the person who's details are set out below to lodge an application for Liquor Licence to the secreatary of the Local Committee of Ekurhuleni 1. Full names of the Applicant: WO Bhekezakho Tavern & Services 2. Intended Trading Name: WO Bhekezakho Tavern 3. Identity Number or Registration number of the Applicant: 2015/352167/07 4. Full address and location of the premises: Portion 104 of Erf 4676 Roodekop Extension 21, Germiston 5. Type of licence applied for: Tavern Liquor Licence 6. Names and nature of Educational Institutions \within a radius of 1 kilometer from the premises in paragraph 4: None 7. Names and distances to similar licensed premises within a radius of 1 kilometer from the premises in paragraph 4: None Place of Worship within a radius of 1 kilometer from the premsises in paragraph 4: None Signed at Kempton Park on this 19th Day of April 2016 Signature of Applicant of an authorises person 072 688 9778 zama.magaba@gmail.com 029FRE LIQUOR ACT 2003 NOTICE OF APPLICATION IN TERM OF SECTION 24 Notice is hereby given that it is the intention of the person who's details are set out below to lodge an application for Liquor Licence to the secreatary of the Local Committee of Ekurhuleni 1. Full names of the Applicant: Lefa Charles Ranoto 2. Intended Trading Name: Majozi Place 3. Identity Number or Registration number of the Applicant: 8410305992086 4. Full address and location of the premises: Erf 10464 Tembisa Extension 24 Tembisa 5. Type of licence applied for: Tavern Liquor Licence 6. Names and nature of Educational Institutions within a radius of 1 kilometer from the premises in paragraph 4: None 7. Names and distances to similar licensed premises within a radius of 1 kilometer from the premises in paragraph 4: None Place of Worship within a radius of 1 kilometer from the premsises in paragraph 4: None Signed at Kempton Park on this 19th Day of April 2016 Signature of Applicant of an authorises person 072 688 9778 zama.magaba@gmail.com 029FG3 Every Fox has its day JAMES CORRIGAN DO YOU believe that actor Tom Hanks really put £100 (about R2 000) on Leicester City to win the Premier League at the start of the season? The cynics among us can only pray that Hanks was indeed joking earlier this week. Otherwise we will have to face up to the awful reality that, at the conclusion of this most pure of sporting fantasies, money will just be going to money again as a billionaire collects another £500 000 and, more wretchedly, that an American actor who “chose” to be an Aston Villa supporter knows a damn sight more about English football than we do. If Hanks’s claim is true, the very least we can console ourselves with is the thought that, contrary to ever-increasing public opinion, the 5 000-1 on the Foxes would not be the longest odds on any single event in British history. Twenty years ago this September Frankie Dettori went through the card at Ascot with his magnificent seven. Ladbrokes reported that the odds on that happening in that morning’s ante-post markets were somewhere near 200 000-1. But as the Frankie bandwagon hit the turbos and the people jumped on, the prices tumbled and the SP accumulator paid out about 25 000-1. Of course, it is the word “accumulator” that will have the semantic brigade out wagging their fingers, because how can “a single event” be “an accumulator”? Well, Ladbrokes also revealed that at least a couple of punters that day merely wrote down “Dettori to win all seven races at Ascot” and were given odds of 20 000-1. It was a costly mistake, but did encapsulate this was a “single event”. As odds-busters go, Dettori’s afternoon in 1996 was and remains unprecedented. That is not to denigrate Leicester’s achievement by one iota. After all, Dettori was the little man in physique only; in metaphorical terms his standing going into Ascot was positively Goliathan compared to Claudio Ranieri’s team. It will be wrong for anyone to play down the unlikelihood of this feat, even if they do hark back to Brian Clough believing in all those miracles at ‘ Leicester have underlined the beauty of sport as the primary gambling medium Nottingham Forest in the late 1970s. Yes, many commentators will understandably dig deep into romanticism to describe the outrageous improbability of this fairytale, but in strictly betting terms Leicester have done nothing more than underlined the beauty of sport as the primary gambling medium. Look through the back pages since the league season began in August and you will find any number of shocks. South Africa were 1-1 000 to beat Japan in the Rugby World Cup — and lost. Serena Williams was 1-750 when taking the first set against Roberta Vinci in the US Open final and lost. In the Premier League itself, West Ham were 750-1 to rack up their hat-trick of away wins at Arsenal, Manchester City and Liverpool, while it was 100-1 for any player, not just Jamie Vardy, to break Ruud van Nistelrooy’s record of scoring in 10 consecutive league games. Every fox has its day, no matter how ferocious the hunt. — © The Daily Telegraph SPORT Thursday April 28 | 2016 Why so hush-hush? Rugby’s strategic transformation plan treated like it was a state secret LIAM DEL CARME IT SAYS all you need to know about transformation and how SA Rugby deals with it that on Freedom Day a man who helped develop its strategic transformation plan didn’t feel liberated enough to talk about it. Mind you, Mervin Green, who is SA Rugby’s general manager of performance management, was not allowed to. The long-serving administrator could not speak about the prickly matter that has again been thrust front of mind after Sports Minister Fikile Mbalula revoked certain hosting rights from some of the country’s major sports codes. SA Rugby was one of the federations that fell short of set targets and Green would have been ideally placed to shed some light on why this was the case. The Times was informed yesterday afternoon that SA Rugby CE Jurie Roux was the organisation’s spokesman on transformation, but he was “away”. “I cannot speak without permission,” was all Green said. But thankfully not all his colleagues were as taciturn. Others spoke on condition of anonymity. They are exasperated that not all SA Rugby’s affiliates embrace the transformation objectives completely. “Why are the Bulls there (in terms of the target) and the Lions are not? Transformation requires an attitudinal shift. It is a strategic imperative for all of us. It should be part of the provinces’ strategy anyway, otherwise rugby will die over time,” said one official. As [much] as 84% of South Africa’s population under 18 is black. It is a statistic that should alarm and excite rugby officials. Just imagine what would be possible if South Africa harnessed its true potential. SA Rugby has over the years TRIPLE world champion Lewis Hamilton is the only Formula 1 driver to have won the Russian Grand Prix, and, with Mercedes teammate Nico Rosberg on a redhot winning streak, needs to keep it that way on Sunday. The Briton will be toiling flat out on May Day, the international workers’ holiday, to deny his German rival a seventh successive win and his fourth of the season. Hamilton won the inaugural race around the 2014 Winter Olympic THE FLAB AND THE FURY ‘ Imagine what would be possible if South Africa harnessed its true potential counterproductive. He pleaded for help from the government. “The collapse of physical education in schools has made it very difficult to grow numbers. We can only be as good as our nursery. “But we can’t use that as an excuse. We have to realise that transformation is something that cannot be ignored. All corporations have to comply. Why should rugby be different?” he asked. Hard toil ahead for Lewis on May Day Park and returned in October to repeat the feat after Rosberg had secured pole position but then retired with a throttle failure. Hamilton is already 36 points behind Rosberg, and, while he is unlikely to be sending out Mayday distress signals, the Briton is in need of a track turnaround. “There was plenty going through my head after China, as you’d expect,” he said after starting that third race of the season at the back of the grid and finishing seventh. “But, after all these years, experience has taught me to stay calm and keep pushing forwards when I get knocked back. “There are lots of positives to carry into the next battle. 19 Boxing history beckons in Limpopo BONGANI MAGASELA Heavyweight champ Tyson Fury pulled off his T-shirt and told Wladimir Klitschko: ‘A fat man — that’s who beat you. Shame on you’, at a news conference ahead of their rematch in July Picture: LEE SMITH/ACTION IMAGES dangled incentives to provinces to meet transformation targets, but they hold very little sway over developments on the ground. “We cannot make money part of how we hope to change perceptions. It cannot be perceived as a bribe because it will be perceived as window-dressing,” said a former player, who is now an official. He cautioned that wielding a big stick at the unions might prove The Times “If nothing else, I know after these first few races that I can still overtake.” Rosberg has not had to do much of that recently, leading from pole in Shanghai and also enjoying comfortable wins in Australia and Bahrain. But the German remains wary of what might happen. HISTORY will be made tomorrow night when three of the four boxing superpowers in the sanctioning of the sport — the WBA, IBF and WBO — will all be involved in one tournament. Phathutshedzo Dongola’s Limpopo Boxing Promotion will stage the fights at Ngoako Ramathlodi Sports Arena in Seshego, outside Polokwane. Topping the programme will be an IBO welterweight title fight between holder Tsiko “Cruel Junior” Mulovhedzi, of Thohoyandou, andMexico’s Jesus Gurrola. An IBF international belt has been added as an incentive. The main supporting bout pits another IBO champion — junior bantamweight holder Gideon “Hardcore” Buthelezi from Boipatong — against the Dominican Republic’s Diego Pichardo. A vacant WBA international lightweight strap will be up for grabs between Malcolm “The Stone” Klassen, from Gauteng, and Mexican Leonillo Ruiz Miranda, while reigning national junior flyweight champion Bongani Silila, from Duncan Village, and Namibian Japhet Uutoni will fight for a vacant WBO international belt. Prince Ndlovu and his Malamulele homeboy Sydney “The Skeleton” Maluleke will do battle for a vacant IBF Africa featherweight belt. “I’ve made the most of my opportunities and I have a bit of an advantage in the points right now — but we are only three races down and it would just take one bad weekend for that gap to disappear,” said Rosberg. Both Mercedes drivers can expect to be pushed hard by Ferrari’s Sebastian Vettel and Kimi Raikkonen but they also need to worry about Red Bull’s Australian Daniel Ricciardo and local hero Daniil Kvyat. — Reuters 9 771996 551005 08016 Willard gives Tuks taste of battery acid TSHEPANG MAILWANE WHO STOLE THE GOALS? Hlompho Kekana of Mamelodi Sundowns during the side’s goalless draw against Ajax Cape Town at Athlone Stadium in Cape Town Picture: PETRI OESCHGER/ GALLO IMAGES A dip for Downs MARK GLEESON MAMELODI Sundowns dropped points but were fortunate to avoid defeat as they played out a goalless draw with Ajax Cape Town yesterday and now have only a fourpoint lead at the head of the Premier Soccer League table. Sundowns inched up to 59 points, while Wits sit on 55, with the two frontrunners still to go head-to-head next month. They are the only two sides who can win the league title. Ajax, with just a single victory in their preceding eight outings, blew two superb chances to score. The first came after just 11 min- utes, with Sundowns turning over possession to allow a swift set of attacking passes from Ajax that saw Erwin Isaacs set up Prince Nxumalo directly in front of the goal, only for Dennis Onyango to make a point-blank save. Twenty minutes later there was an even better opportunity. A ricochet off the crossbar fell perfectly for Isaacs just metres from the goalline, but somehow he managed to hook it over the top. It took Sundowns until the 44th minute to create their first effort on goal when Leonardo Castro headed over from a free kick. Sundowns looked a lot better in the second half and Ajax seemed to have exhausted their energies in the opening stanza. A powerful header for Bangaly Soumaharo in the 72nd minute forced a fine save from Anssi Jaakkola in the Ajax goal and Keegan Dolly had a chance from a difficult angle soon after. ‘ THE ALLISTER COETZEE BREAKFAST! A llister Coetzee is the new South African coach for the next four years and CorporateSport has secured the former Stormers coach for a Vodacom business breakfast in Cape Town. With the Irish arriving early in June, Coetzee has had to hit the ground running and will be chatting to us about the challenges which lie ahead. Enjoy a morning in the company of Coetzee with your key clients as we look ahead to a new era for South African rugby. Former Springbok and Sharks coach Ian McIntosh will be the MC. BREAKFAST DETAILS Date: Friday 13 May 2016 Venue: Kelvin Grove Club (Ball Room) Time: 07h00 - 09h30 MC: Ian McIntosh BREAKFAST COSTS Per table of 10: R4850.00 (excl. VAT) Per person: R500.00 (excl. VAT) * Includes parking and autograph cards For more information, or to book, please contact Sally-Ann or Teresa at CorporateSport on (011) 803-0165 or via return e-mail at csport@mweb.co.za • www.corpsport.co.za Ajax missed two superb chances at goal in the first half But the match petered out in the end and a draw seemed a fair outcome. ý At the Isaac Wolfson Stadium, second-half substitute Lerato Manzini’s hat-trick ensured Chippa United a 4-1 win over Platinum Stars. The other goal came from Andile Mbenyane, just six minutes into the game. Robert Ng’ambi scored a consolation goal three minutes from time. At Olen Park, Jomo Cosmos held Bloemfontein Celtic to a 0-0 draw, while Golden Arrows thrashed Mpumalanga Black Aces 4-2 at the Mbombela Stadium, thanks to Hellings “Gabadinho” Mhango, who scored all the goals. WILLARD Katsande has gone from a reckless tackler to a classy midfield anchorman and, most recently, a goal scorer Kaizer Chiefs can rely on when things are tough. Last night, when Amakhosi were desperate for a hero, Katsande scored the winning goal in a 2-1 victory over the University of Pretoria at Tuks Stadium in Pretoria. It was Katsande’s sixth goal of the season. It sparked celebrations among supporters, who have not had that winning feeling in the Absa Premiership since beating Supersport United in February. Chiefs move to third place on the table. Reneilwe Letsholonyane should also be given credit. When he was introduced in the second half for Lucky Baloyi, the game changed. He missed a sitter after coming on but made up for it with a goal in the 72nd minute when he cancelled out Vuyisile Ntombayithethi’s fifth-minute goal. ‘ Steve can sleep better tonight as they look to finish as high as possible Katsande was at the far post to head home the all-important goal six minutes from time. With this win, under-fire Chiefs coach Steve Komphela can sleep a lot better and hope things will change as they look to finish the season as high as possible. Chiefs face Mamelodi Sundowns at Loftus Stadium this weekend. ý Orlando Pirates could not get into gear and had to settle for a 0-0 draw against Polokwane City at FNB Stadium last night, writes Marc Strydom. Pirates struggled to find momentum in unfamiliar home surroundings as Orlando Stadium was unavailable because it had to be left vacant four days before Saturday’s EFF manifesto launch there. Bayern Munich feel the pain in Spain A SENSATIONAL solo effort by Saul Niguez handed Atletico Madrid a 1-0 advantage over Bayern Munich in the first leg of their Champions League semifinal at Vicente Calderon Stadium last night. The Spanish under-21 international skipped past four Bayern players before firing into the far corner to give Atletico the perfect start after 11 minutes. Bayern dominated for long spells thereafter, but the closest they came to a vital away goal was a thunderous long-range effort from David Alaba that came off the crossbar. Atletico will travel to Bavaria for the return match on Tuesday looking to complete the job to reach their second final in three years and exact revenge for defeat to Bayern in 1974. Bayern lost the first legs of their semifinals in Spain in the previous two seasons to Real Madrid and Barcelona. And they couldn’t have made a worse start once more in the Spanish capital as, roared on by a vociferous support, Atletico flew out of the blocks early on. Niguez had already had a long-range effort saved by Manuel Neuer before he opened the scoring in stunning style. The 21-yearold picked the ball up near halfway line and moved past the four half-hearted Bayern challenges before curling a left-footed shot inside of the far post. — AFP