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YOUR ENGLISH - SPANISH NEWSPAPER - FORMERLY VALENCIA - ALICANTE - MURCIA May 4 - May 10 2007 No 209 The CB Friday www.thinkspain.com/today Private charter of a Yacht €1.90 SPECIAL LOW PRICE €1.40 See Guide By Samantha Kett Spain’s biggest-ever anticorruption operation led to a shock arrest this week. Isabel Pantoja, legendary flamenco singer and wife of wronged former mayor Julián Muñoz, was arrested on Wednesday night at her Marbella home. Witnesses say she had not been handcuffed but wore dark glasses and her hair pinned up when she was seen leaving her villa on the La Pera urbanisation at around 23.00 hrs. After spending the night in a cell, she was granted bail by a Marbella court on Thursday to the tune of 90,000 euros. Having publicly stated she would stand by her man after Muñoz’s arrest in July last year, further investigations into the infamous Operación Malaya revealed Pantoja’s possible involvement. Her husband’s broker, Fernando de Salinas, was also taken into custody on Wednesday. National Police and the anti-corruption prosecution service began to investigate the Malaya case in November 2005. Numerous illicit activities related to property development, including money-laundering, bribery, embezzlement of public funds and powerdealing, were uncovered. In March 2005, when Spain’s largest money-laundering network was broken up, a number of telephone conversations were intercepted putting police on the trail of a massive property scam on the Costa del Sol. Marbella city council lost its decision-making powers concerning building development when the alleged corruption came to light. A huge police swoop in March 2006 in Marbella, Málaga, Huelva, Cádiz, Madrid, Murcia and Los Alcázares on the Mar Menor led to 29 arrests and assets worth 2,600 million euros seized. Amongst the goods confiscated were firearms, vehicles, computers, lockable safes, a helicopter, various valuable works of art including an original Joan Miró painting, a herd of bulls and a horse together with millions of euros in cash. The detainees included the mayoress of Marbella, Marisol Yagüe and her secondin-command, Isabel García Marcos, and former mayor Julián Muñoz, partner of Isabel Pantoja. The latter has been held without bail since March 1, 2006. Leader of the corruption racket, Juan Antonio Roca – Marbella’s head of development and former townplanner – has been behind bars since the end of March last year. THE MAN WHO BEAT THE MACHINE Isabel Pantoja Roca was charged with embezzlement, money-laundering and bribery. The latest detainee, Sevilla-born Isabel Pantoja, is a household name in flamenco music and has enjoyed national acclaim as a singer since the mid-1970s. Her lawyer, Ignacio Prieto, had been advised of Pantoja’s arrest by her family. He claimed to be ‘surprised’ and ignorant of the nature of the charges made against her. The singer is also facing charges in Perú for allegedly paying a bribe to the president’s former legal advisor to speed up the adoption of her baby daughter in 1996. Yet Pantoja claims the US $80,000 handed over to Vladimiro Montesinos, who is being held in a Lima prison, was to cover lawyers’ and notaries’ fees. A European long-distance champion challenged Murcia’s new tram to a race last Sunday – and won. Jogging alongside the track for 1,900 metres, Juan Carlos Higuero was cheered on by spectators as he rose to the bizarre challenge. Proving he was more than a match for the machine, Higuero was first to cross the finishing line, which was manned by Antonio Peñalver, runner-up in the decathlon at the Barcelona Olympics in 1992. It is hoped the tram line will cut congestion and pollution in the city. See full story page 49 news P2 • opinion P54• travel P57 • finance P58• sports P61 2 NATIONAL NEWS Animals Cats rescued from house An animal rights group rescued 10 cats that were trapped for a month inside a garbage-filled house, throwing themselves against windows to try to escape and surviving by drinking from a leaky faucet. An organization called El Refugio, which promotes the humane treatment of animals and the adoption of abandoned pets, said it was alerted a month ago by neighbours of a Madrid woman who had been hospitalized and left her 10 cats unattended at home. Spanish police and members of El Refugio managed to get inside the house and found it strewn with rubbish. They rescued the animals and all but one has survived and will be put up for adoption, El Refugio said in a statement Accident Bank holiday deaths down The long May Day bank holiday break ended with 39 deaths on Spain’s roads. The number was 17 lower than last year for the same break, despite treacherous conditions in many areas, especially Andalucia yesterday. Four members of the same family died in one accident where their car was cut completely in two and in another accident a lorry driver died when his tanker jack-knifed off a bridge on the outskirts of Granada and burst into flames. SPAIN May 4- May 10 2007 Politics Seven dead in massive gas explosion Rescue workers continued in their efforts to find survivors following a massive gas explosion in the northern Spanish town of Palencia. Seven bodies had been recovered as of Wednesday morning, the authorities reported. Six of the victims were women. It was believed there were still two or three residents Police hold ETA members buried under the rubble of a five-storey building in the centre of Palencia that had collapsed in on itself Tuesday following the explosion. A spokesman for the fire services said that it was very unlikely that they were still alive. Several houses in the area of the explosion were damaged. Daughter for the Crown Princess Baby is called Sofía after her grandmother, the Queen Spain’s Crown Princess Letizia gave birth Sunday to a baby girl named Sofia, her second child with Prince Felipe. The newborn princess is third in line to the Spanish throne, after her father and elder sister, Princess Leonor, who is 1 1/2 years old. Letizia gave birth at Madrid’s Ruber Internacional hospital, just to the The newborn princess is third in line to the Spanish throne, after her father and elder sister north of the city. She was accompanied by her husband when she entered the hospital Sunday. The baby weighed 7.3 pounds, said Letizia’s gynecologist, Dr. Luis Ignacio Recasens. Letizia Ortiz, 34, a former television news anchorwoman, became Spain’s crown princess in May 2004 when she married Felipe in a glittering royal wedding. She gave birth to Leonor in October 2005. The Spanish constitution now allows a female heir to the throne only if she has no brothers. Felipe’s older sisters, princesses Elena and Cristina, are below him in the line of succession. The Socialist government is looking into changing the constitution to give female royals the same right as males to accede to the throne, guaranteeing Leonor’s eventual ascension. Prime Minister José Luis RodríguezZapatero’s government has said, however, there is no urgency to make the change until Felipe becomes king. The conservative opposition is against the move because some politicians suspect Zapatero may take advantage of such a change to make it look like a referendum on the monarchy. Spain’s royal family has only ceremonial functions, but enjoys wide respect. Three alleged members of the Basque separatist group ETA have been arrested in Sheffield by South Yorkshire Police and members of the Guardia Civil. Two men and a woman were held in a raid on an address in the city. The woman is suspected of involvement in several terror attacks in northern Spain over the last five years. Spanish police said the suspects had been preparing to return to Spain on the Plymouth to Santander car ferry. South Yorkshire Police said: “Three people have been arrested in Sheffield on behalf of the Spanish authorities for alleged terrorism offences in Spain. “The three European arrest warrants were issued by the Spanish authorities. “The three people are suspected of being members of the Spanish Basque separatist group Eta and are suspected of terrorist offences in Spain. “A 23-year-old man was arrested in Sheffield this morning. A 29-year-old man and 36-year-old woman were later arrested in Sheffield. “Extradition proceedings are now taking place.” The Spanish news agency Efe said Scotland Yard had confirmed that the trio would be appearing in court in London. How to contact us Think Press S.L. C.I.F. 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(+34) 96 646 24 60 / 96 646 24 61 Mobile (+34) 605 866 123· Ctra. Cabo La Nao, C.C Arenal, first floor, Local 17 · 03730 JÁVEA - ALICANTE SPAIN May 4 - May 10 2007 Scores injured as groups of youth clash with police At least 45 people have been injured in the latest clash between police and groups of youths in central Madrid. Unrest in the Spanish capital, continuing for a second night, started when a group of drunken youths attacked police who had ordered them to not drink in public. Police said the men, aged 19 to 25, offered resistance using bottles, stones, and metal rods. Clashes continued for at least two hours. Police used sticks, rubber bullets and tear gas. A field hospital had to be deployed to provide medical aid to those injured in the clashes,” an emergency service spokesman said. He said police had detained at least 10 people. VIOLENCE: A man signals in triumph He based his judgment on a police report that said: “We cannot determine that ANV is an instrument of ETA-Batasuna, even though it has some affinities in terms of its goals.” Garzón said in a written judgement that certain elements of the party seem to show “the proximity, the influence and the possible participation of Batasuna ... in the preparation of electoral lists.” But he said the party’s leaders did not have links with ETA. The EAE-ANV was one of the founding elements of Batasuna in 1978, but had been inoperative until recently. Its sudden revival to put up candidates for May 27 municipal and regional elections aroused suspicions that ETA’s political wing was trying to sneak into the polls. Batasuna has been banned as a party since 2003 because of its ties to ETA, which has been blamed for over 800 deaths in its four-decade campaign to achieve independence for the Basque region in northern Spain and southern France. ETA’s political arm won 10 percent of the vote in regional elections in 2001 and 20 percent in 1999 municipal elections. ETA declared a permanent ceasefire in March last year that was shattered by a December 30 bombing at Madrid airport. The bombing wrecked tentative attempts by Spain’s socialist government to engage in a dialogue with ETA on reaching a political settlement for the region’s future. Three die as immigrant boat Police brutality probe beaches on Gran Canaria A boat carrying 82 African would-be immigrants arrived at Gran Canaria on Saturday, and three died on the beach. The Red Cross said many others were in poor condition, eight were taken to medical centers and 41 needed first aid. Many of the occupants of the small boat suffered from hypothermia, dehydration, burns, cuts, bruises, a fractured bone 3 Drugs Police seize tons of hash Judge allows another Basque political party A Basque political party will be allowed to operate after a leading anti-terror judge could find no links to the armed group ETA or its outlawed political wing. The Eusko Abertzale Akintza-Action Nationalist Basque party (EAE-ANV) can operate legally and will not be subject to the ban applying to the Batasuna party, judge Baltasar Garzón ruled. NATIONAL NEWS and other injuries. Of the eight taken for treatment two were women and two children, one aged nine and the other nine months. Rescue services and police were alerted at 01.30 hrs when the vessel was spotted on radar. The boat came in to Playa Arguineguin beach close to the southern tip of the island 10 minutes later. It had crossed from West Africa and three died shortly after rescue workers arrived. Destitute Africans desperate to find a better life regularly risk their lives to try to reach Europe by sailing in open fishing boats to the Canary Islands. Last year more than 30,000 immigrants were intercepted while sailing to the Canaries in crowded boats. Four Spanish police officers are under investigation after being caught on video beating a man in the latest case of alleged police brutality. Images of officers kneeing, kicking and punching Rubén Pérez Marcos in a Barcelona police station were shown on Spanish newspaper front pages, websites and TV channels. Five Barcelona officers were convicted last year for torture, bodily harm and the unlawful detention of a Romanian man BAA-BAAS COMPETITION ENTRY FORM The Barbarians are a multi-national team of stars who will show off their skills in Elche on May 23, kick off 19.30 hrs at Elche football ground, Estadio Martínez Valero. We have eight tickets to give away and to win a pair just answer the following simple questions: 1. Who do the Baa-Baas play in the annual Mobbs Memorial match? 2. When was the first Mobbs Memorial match played? 3 What socks do the Baa-Baas wear? 4 Which other country are the Baa-Baas visiting on their present tour? Email answers to competitions@thinkspain.com or on a postcard to ThinkSPAIN/today, Centro Comercial La Teulera 12-14, Avda. Rey Juan Carlos 61-63, 037237 Jalón (Alicante) by May 16. who had been arrested. A Barcelona judge will rule whether officers used excessive force against Marcos after his arrest on March 31 outside a bar. Another judge in the city is investigating an incident in which a police officer was filmed hitting a handcuffed woman. Three Spanish Civil Guard police were sentenced to up to 15 months in prison on Friday for the 2005 death of a farmer who was hit by officers while in custody in Almeria. Spanish anti-drugs agents have seized more than 11 tonnes of hashish in three separate hauls on Ibiza and Mallorca in the past week. In the latest haul agents on Ibiza seized three tonnes of hashish stored in a lorry. They arrested nine suspected drug smugglers, including eight Spaniards and one Dutch national. Before that police had seized 4.3 tonnes on a boat disguised to appear like a sea rescue vessel, as well as 3.8 tonnes on a boat off Mallorca’s northern coast. Finance Taxmen go on strike Thousands of Spanish treasury workers have greeted the opening of the tax-filing season this week with a three-day strike. The workers assert that some of their daily tasks correspond to a higher and better-paid grade within the Spanish civil service and want to be incorporated into it. The Finance Ministry has refused. Sixty-one percent of the 6,000 workers involved were on strike Thursday, the Finance Ministry said. It said its 28,000 other employees were working normally. The stoppage began Wednesday in most of Spain. In Madrid it will continue until Monday because Wednesday was a holiday in the Spanish capital. Finance Growth rate in Spain The Bank of Spain says that Spanish gross domestic product expanded at an rate of four per cent in the first quarter of the year. REGIONAL NEWS 4 COMUNITAT VALENCIANA May 4 - May 10 2007 Three die in another fire in an old people’s home N This latest incident brings the total number of fires in old people’s homes to six in just two years 13/09/05 – Carlet – 1 dead A 91-year-old woman dies at the old people’s home in Carlet (Valencia) after her room caught fire. The cause of the fire is still unknown. The 87-year-old who shared her room suffered second degree burns to 3% of her body. Social Welfare Minister, Alicia de Miguel, orders an investigation into the causes of fires B.Chulvi&S.Walker People are beginning to ask themselves whether old people’s homes are safe places to live. Last Monday two elderly people, a 100-year-old woman and a 75-year-old man, died as a result of a fire in an old people’s home in Utiel. On Wednesday, a third person, an 84-year-old woman, also died as a result of the same incident. The care home concerned, in the Valencia province town of Utiel, had followed all the official procedures, according to Social N Welfare minister, Alicia de Miguel. This brings the total number of fires in old people’s homes to six since 2005, hence the reason opposition parties and social partners are beginning to ask themselves whether the current procedures are in fact adequate. At the time of the incident, 11 people were working in a building housing 63 elderly people. Cigarette butt Although smoking is now illegal in this type of establishment, it appears that the cause of the fire was a cigarette butt left burning 10 Deaths in two years 29/03/06 – Massamagrell – 5 dead Five people died in a fire at a home for the mentally ill in Massamagrell (Valencia). The home was only licensed to care for the elderly and had applied for an additional licence to care for physically handicapped. The victims, four men and a woman aged between 30 and 80, all had very limited mobility. They were unable to get out of the infirmary, where the fire started. 5/05/06 – Utiel – no fatalities Five people aged between 70 and 80 were taken to hospital in Requena after inhaling smoke when a fire broke out in the Los Viñedos old people’s home in Utiel. 21/02/07 – El Verger – no fatalities Fire broke out in the activity room of the El Verger old people’s home in the centre of the Marina Alta town of the same name. There were no fatalities. Alicia de Miguel in one of the home’s common rooms, where, according to one elderly resident, the care workers allowed residents to smoke. The relatives of one of the victims are demanding an ‘explanation’ for why the home’s smoke detection system failed to work. “If they had reacted with greater speed, the damage would have been much less severe,” claimed one of the victims’ relatives. What people really want to know is what kind of control the professionals have over elderly residents, because no matter how safe the facilities are, elderly 30/04/07 – Utiel – 3 dead Three people died as a result of a fire in a private care home in Utiel. The victims were two women, aged 100 and 84 respectively and a 75-year-old man. The cause is still being investigated, but it appears that the fire started as a result of a badly extinguished cigarette. people still need supervision. Regional government sources have indicated that “if it were to be proven that the elderly people in ques- tion were not being properly supervised at the time of the incident, legal action would be taken.” Nuria Espí these past few years.” Espí insists the president of the Generalitat must “take the necessary decisions and measures that he should have taken long ago.” The socialist MP continues “since the PP took power here, we have more incidents and accidents of this type, which is proof that safety is not what it should be in these centres. Blowing the social welfare budget on extravagant publicity campaigns affects people most in need.” Opposition raises the alarm Glòria Marcos Compromís pel País Valencià Gloria Marcos, coordinator of the Esquerra Unida del País Valencià, has appealed to President Francisco Camps to immediately withdraw Alicia de Miguel from ministerial office, saying that “she should have been made to take responsibility long ago for the accidents that keep occurring in homes for the elderly.” She claims “one fire in an old people’s home is an accident, two could be considered a coincidence, but six in such a short space of time indicates fundamental problems which need addressing. Above all, there are inadequate inspections.” Marcos insists the weakest point in the department’s management is the lack of inspectors, with regard to security, but also with regard to the level of attention old people receive, and their living conditions. PSOE The PSPV-PSOE spokesperson for Social Welfare, Nuria Espí, has announced that if the socialists win the elections, they will carry out an audit of all Welfare centres to ascertain the degree of safety of each one. In her opinion, this fire is “sadly, proof of the disastrous and catastrophic way the PP government have managed public services in Valencia Tormos Candidate for Mayor of Tormos COMUNITAT VALENCIANA May 4 - May 10 2007 REGIONAL NEWS 5 Pons: Moratorium on town planning would be a disaster 100,000 homes would be left unbuilt in first year Pons estimates 300,000 jobs would be lost B.Chulvi&S.Walker The regional government’s policy on urban development has come under such heavy fire recently that the Minister for Land and Housing, Esteban González Pons has countered by stirring up fear of an economic slump. The Valencian economy is heavily dependent on the construction industry, something for which the PP has been criticised of late, and González Pons believes that the moratorium on urban development that many social groups are demanding would result in 100,000 homes not being built in the first year, between 25,000 and 30,000 of which would be subsidised homes. According to the Minister, a halt in construction would mean the loss of between 350,000 and 400,000 jobs and a reduction in investment in the region of between 15 and 20 billion euros per year. Armed with these statistics, González Pons claims that “the application of a moratorium on urban development in this region would be damaging in every sense.” González Pons made these statements after a meeting with the Secretary of the Autonomous Region and the director general of Housing. Pons pointed out that “the Valencian government, by means of the Ministry for Land and Housing, has made a huge effort to promote subsidised housing throughout the region, and paralysing the numerous projects currently underway, which include a substantial quantity of subsidised housing, would only put the disadvantaged, and especially the young, in an even more precarious situation, if not an impossible one, in terms of CRUCIAL TALKS: Pons claims that an economic slump may result getting access to subsidised housing.” By this token, González Pons underlined that “implementing a moratorium on urban development would mean not building some 25,000 to 30,000 subsidised houses, making this whole initiative complete madness.” “In addition, town halls would lose income in the region of one to one half billion euros per year. All in all, the loss of investment in the building industry and in local services would equate to approximately 18% of the gross national product (GNP), which would then have a knock-on effect on the Valencian economy as a whole”, concluded the Land & Housing minister. Students and teachers both to strike on May 10th Classroom opinion is showing clear opposition to the Valencian government’s education policy. Both teachers and students, independently of each other and for entirely different reasons, have called for a strike on May 10, the day before the campaign for the May 27 elections officially begins. Teachers, who have carried out strike action to demand pay increases on various occasions over the past few months, are not happy with the salary increase they have been offered by the Ministry of Education. The government has proposed an increase of 130 euros between now and 2009, which it says would put the region’s teachers in line with their colleagues in Cataluña. The majority union, STEPV, says the increase is insufficient and the FETEUGT union believes that time period for the implementation of the increase is simply too long. Student proposals Students are going on strike for entirely different reasons. The Federación Valenciana de Estudiantes de Enseñanzas Medias (FAAVEM) has called a strike in protest at the way the Education Ministry completely disregards all the proposals made by the Consejo Escolar Valenciano. The consejo is a committee that brings together students, parents and teachers in a consultative role. However, what is new about this student strike is that the union behind the action has analysed the last three decrees presented by the Ministry of Education and has drawn up its own alternatives – no mean feat considering that the students in question are only in secondary school or sixth form. “The last straw,” explained Stefan Lukic, president of FAAVEM, “is that in its Decree on Student Admissions, the Education Ministry has not included a single one of the amendments proposed by the Consejo Escolar Valenciano, limiting itself to three grammatical changes.” The student protest has also been unleashed because of the content of the ‘Citizenship’ subject in the decree on curriculum and because of the focus of the preliminary draft of students’ ‘Rights and Duties’. With regard to the new subject of ‘Citizenship’, FAAVEM believes that the Ministry’s original proposal has been manipulated and distorted. It claims that the Education Ministry is proposing teaching things like: ‘National defence – a citizen’s duty’, ‘National Security: how the army and public order forces work’, ‘Legitimate Violence, Illegitimate Violence’, ‘The family within the constitutional framework’, ‘Globalisation: engine of development’. Stefan Lukic considers it “imperative to turn this proposal on its head and talk to our students about cooperation, solidarity, youth involvement, empathy, sharing, the environment, companionship, etc, etc.” After many years demanding a reform of the Decree of Rights and Duties of students, the preliminary draft presented by the Ministry of Education is, in FAAVEM’s eyes, a step backwards: “The Ministry is backing authoritarian EDUCATION: Both teachers and students are adamant they will strike rule within schools. This decree undermines schools’ Committees on Coexistence reducing them to mere assessors on fellowship topics. There’s nothing about training teachers on coex- istence. There’s nothing about the much-lauded new profiles for schools. There’s nothing about the process of mediation. There’s nothing about special attention for disruptive pupils. These are just some examples of the many ways that education is being seriously undermined and fellowship amongst students is being made ever more difficult,” concluded Stefan Lukic. LOCAL NEWS 6 L’HORTA CAMP DE MORVEDRE May 4 - May 10 2007 Council breaks green land rules to raise metro cash The majority party in Valencia City Council, the PP, approved an agreement to reclassify and sell off areas of farmland in order to finance underground lines Aida Gil For years, locals in the Benimamet area of Valencia have been asking for the metro stop to be moved underground to improve safety and reduce noise. Despite government and opposition agreement concerning the need to redress the situation by running the lines underground, it was the €66m required to finance the work that was the subject of discussion in the last full session of the council. With municipal and provincial elections being held on May 27, this was the PP’s last chance to take advantage of its majority to push this initiative through. The effect of the measure, supported only by the PP, is to reclassify 342,000 m2 of traditional farmland to the west and east of Benimamet to enable the construction of 3000 houses. The sale of the land to developers will provide the money required N to pay for the tunnel. The opposition parties, PSOE and EU, voted against the move arguing that the work should not be financed by means of urban development exchanges involving the reclassification of protected farmland. In contrast, the PP forged ahead with the plan: the Valencia Regional Government Transport Management Entity (EGT) is to finance the work and then recover its investment from the City Council and the Regional Government (50% each) following the sale of the land. The development councillor, Jorge Bellver, indicated during the meeting that work had almost begun: the sign announcing the project is already in place next to the station and the bulldozers will be brought in the next few days – before the elections, of course. The speed of this turn of events took everybody by surprise, given that once al- Avoiding corruption To prevent the payment of commissions and subsequent corruption cases similar to those uncovered in Ibiza, Marbella, Orihuela and many other locations, the development councillor explained that when the reclassification of the land was undertaken, the Urban Planning General Plan (PGOU) was made public. This move would prevent preferential treatment and privileged information coming into play. BENIMAMET: Protected land threatened with sale to finance Metro. Photo: Tomás Gorria. located the project; the EGT has three months to draft it and fifteen months to implement it. The socialist proposal to Valencia City Council has applied for 6 blue flags for its 8 urban beaches. For the first time in 14 years La Devesa beach will not sport the blue flag this year. The Malva-rosa beach, despite being the most popular, has never reached the required quality levels to earn the flag. Each year, coastal districts can apply for the flag, which serves as a guarantee of compliance with certain levels of water quality, safety, respect for the environment and educational commitments. This year, the Council has submitted 6 applications, despite there being 8 beaches. The 6 beaches hoping to be awarded the flag are: the popular Malva-rosa beach, the closest to the centre and the most accessible thanks CT (Jávea): 96 579 00 00 QUALITY: Beaches seek Blue Flag approval to its bus, metro and tram connections (so far the poor quality of its water has always been an obstacle); the Cabanyal beach, to the north of the port; and Pinedo, El Saler, La Garrofera and El Recatí, to the south. The Council has not applied for the flag at L’Arbre del We care about your health Gos, between Pinedo and El Saler, or at La Devesa, on the edge of the Albufera Nature Reserve, as they do not comply with the required quality. According to the council’s Department of the Environment, the body responsible for submitting applications to the Asso- www.ctonlineclinic.com WOMEN’S HEALTHCARE TEAM · Lynn, our specially trained Women’s Health nurse · Judith, our Midwife and · Alison, our Health Visitor, whose next children’s clinic will be in CT (Moraira) on 9th May. Please telephone 96 579 41 79 for more information FAMILY DOCTORS DR. BERNARD WILLIS - ENGLISH DR. DAVID TURNER - ENGLISH DR. GUIDO CAMPMAN - DUTCH - spokesman, Rafael Rubio, argued that the project should be completely financed by the Regional Government using the money earmarked for the city’s urban Formula 1 circuit without the need to reclassify anything. Valencia hopes to obtain six blue flags CLINICA TARRAULA CT (Jávea): 96 646 01 66 have the EGT finance the work without reclassifying the land was rejected and the project will go ahead as planned. The socialist - CT (Moraira): 96 649 12 59 Emergency telephone 608 666 098 (24 hrs) ciation of Environmental Education (Adeac), flags have not been requested for these beaches because the work currently being undertaken to improve them impedes their recognition as “blue beaches”. La Devesa will not have the flag for the first time since 1993. This year, €24m have been allocated to improving the dikes that contaminate the beaches to the north of the city – those most affected and the cause of complaints lodged by the organisers of the America’s Cup. This move is expected to result in a turn of the tide for Malva-rosa as last year the beach was unable to comply with the minimum water quality level. The outcome of the applications will be made public in early July. LA SAFOR May 4 - May 10 2007 Beachfront promenade RIBERA ALTA RIBERA BAJA Masts come down 7 Gandia Anti-fascist protest Samantha Kett A facelift for Gandia beach planned for this summer will brighten up the popular sunseekers’ magnet and lend it a more natural, concrete-free appearance. Thanks to funds from the Ministry for the Environment and a loan from the European Investment Bank, the seafront promenade will be extended all the way to the Playa de Ahuir by way of a wide, wooden walkway; three new plazas, a footpath alongside the dunes shaded by palm trees and numerous native species of shrubs planted. Planners hoped to create a natural, landscaped design for the seafront, avoiding the use of masses of concrete. Works will start in May and are expected to take around four months, although the ministry assures that this will be kept to a minimum during the high summer season. LOCAL NEWS GANDIA: Concern over safety of electrical pylons GANDIA: Face-lift for beach areas to start in May Several hundred homes could temporarily have an unstable electricity supply when 18 pylons between Gandia and Alzira are dismantled, warns Iberdrola. The electricity board has told Tavernes de la Valldigna town council that it intends to bear all costs involved and has already begun to notify affected households. The remainder of the pylons that run along the high-tension line connecting La Safor and La Ribera Alta, all of which are based in Tavernes, will come down when the new substation is in full function. In the past year, the presence of the high tension line has caused a number of complaints from homeowners, following a number of health scares throughout the region purportedly ascribed to these cables. A protest march provoked by an assault on a Senegalese man in the centre of Gandia last Saturday attracted hundreds of residents and councillors from various parties. On Friday at 20.30 hrs, the demonstration, organised by the anti-fascist association in the ducal town, publicly denounced a racist attack on an African citizen on the Carrer Major. During the gathering, those present decided to request a meeting with public safety councillor, Liduvina Gil to demand solutions. Members of El Bloc, Els Verds, and at least four other parties reveal that there have been a number of racist attacks in the town in recent weeks. Assaults on foreign citizens continues to be a widespread problem in the Comunitat Valenciana. A number of cases have come to light in the city of Valencia recently. Few western Europeans report suffering racist attacks, with victims mainly originating from Africa or South America. Race-related bullying is also a growing issue in the school playground. LIVING IN SPAIN? Pay for your Funeral Plan and Health Care Cover now and your family Avalon plans fix funeral prices at today’s levels so as you live longer you save against rising funeral costs. 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However, the Spanish ministry of agriculture, fishing and food finally allowed production of the cava, much to the delight of Teulada farmers. The first 8,000 bottles will go on sale in Teulada’s co-op shop this autumn, just in time for Christmas. Tegulata cava is produced using traditional methods, although it based exclusively on the Moscatel grape, which is grown in the region. The wine is left to ferment for six months in hermetically sealed bottles similar to beer bottles, before re-bottled and corked for a further six months, prior to the bottle being labelled ready for selling. The co-op has also launched a sweet white wine Agora, which is already proving so popular that coop is producing 10,000 bottles this year, double the amount produced last year. It will go on sale this September. Teulada’s co-op exhibited their cava and Agora wine in Valencia’s wine fair Feria Vinoélite the week after Easter, and expressed their ‘immense satisfaction’ over the positive response from wine buffs and experts. DELICIOUS: First ever cava in Marina Alta region T have managed to wake it up. Although things are going well, we are very aware that the hard work and struggle must continue if we are going to provide new services and improve the quality of those we already offer. responsible or, directly, by taking part in trade shows, producing more materials highlighting our touristic resources such as the excellent ‘Gastronomic Guide’ or the recently-published booklets about our emblematic ‘Medieval Tower’. Let us imagine that you carry on as mayor of Alcalalí. Which public works projects will be given priority? To restore the old oil mill to convert it into the ‘Oil and Wine Museum’; to restore the old Cooperative building for use as the new Town Hall; to build a new gymnasium at the sports centre... To find out more about why this is the case in Alcalalí, the best thing to do is to ask council leader, mayor José Vicente Marcó Mestre, who represents the Partido Popular. A musician by trade, humble, extrovert and one of the friendliest men you could meet, he is hugely passionate about his town, its traditions, its people and the surrounding countryside... If you were asked to choose your most important achievement since becoming mayor, which would it be? It is difficult to pick out one project out of all those undertaken. Each project has responded to a concrete need, and the stated aim does not always correlate to the size of the investment, although in other cases it has been possible to bring about important improvements at very little cost. The task of listing them all would be, thank God, a long and tiring job, so much so that we have put together and circulated a ‘Management Report’ that is illustrated with more than seventy photos and diagrams to show the situation ‘before’ and ‘after’ each of the projects was carried out. hese days, when one returns to Alcalalí, in the very heart of the beautiful Vall de Pop, one is surprised by the changes that have been taking place. What is doubly surprising is that it has nothing to do with new residential estates, golf course developments or imposing tourist complexes, but advances made in improving existing infrastructure or building new facilities, which in just two or three years, have significantly enhanced our quality of life, demonstrating, without the need for flowery or demagogic electoral promises, that the council is being governed effectively. How would you rate your four years as mayor? Positively. Thanks to the hard work of everyone at the Town Hall, civil servants and technicians alike, we have managed to achieve most of the projects required by the public and have made improvements in all areas. This has only been possible with the collaboration of the local population, whose patience and understanding in light of some of the inconveniences involved in bringing these changes about, must not be forgotten. Are you satisfied with the very obvious progress made in Alcalalí? Any mayor worth his salt can never be satisfied with the achievements made in his town, no matter how good these may be. It is true that Alcalalí seemed to be lethargic, half asleep, and we What do you think about European residents, and how are they viewed? In Alcalalí, we no longer tend to use the term “European residents” simply because they are just like everyone else and fully integrated into the community. They have their own councillor and we have set up an office that is totally dedicated to attend to their needs. Furthermore, in collaboration with the provincial council, we lay on Spanish classes, lectures as well as a wide variety of social activities. What about tourism... We have improved customer service and the quality of information provided. This has been achieved by the council department And what about the new cultural centre that will also serve as a social centre? Next week. Yes, yes. This photo taken just a few weeks ago, which we included in the ‘Management Report’, shows the skeleton of the new ‘Multi-use Centre’ that will open for business very soon. This project, like the many areas in which we have achieved improvements, such as the superb restoration of the ‘Medieval Tower’, are the product of the hard work and dedication of a team with no other thought in mind but to serve the needs of the local people who trusted us with their votes last time round. But we understand that we shall be judged by our deeds rather than our words, and the same people must now deliver their verdict after reviewing all the facts. Are you going to continue? That is really not my decision, but depends precisely on the verdict of the townspeople, who are too intelligent not to be able to distinguish between the achievements of a team capable of delivering them, and what are simply promises from those with nothing else to offer. ELECTORAL ADVERTISING May 4 - May 10 2007 BLOC is preparing for the next four years in the town hall By Cornelia Muller César Sivera, the current mayor, has worked hard for his home town. Now he is preparing to hand over the helm to Joan Miquel Garces, who is hoping to win the election on May 27 and lead Jalón into the future. César Sivera Ripoll is now looking back at 12 years of work in the town hall. He says that they were hard years working for the people, working for democracy and helping the village grow into what it is now. Twelve years ago he founded the party BLOC in Jalón and has always been their top candidate. The first six years he spent in the opposition and in 2001 he was elected mayor. This is when the hard work really began, and he has achieved a lot for his home town. In the interview with ThinkSPAIN/today he said “We have brought honesty to the people. We defend their interests.” Six years of achievements Looking back at his results, the list is long. Thanks to his efforts Jalón now has a bypass, the village is quiet and only some local traffic goes through it. Next to the bypass the river bed was converted into usable public land. There is a large car park, a promenade parallel to the river bed and several lakes and ponds were created to give the area an attractive look. Part of this project was also the construction of the new Centro Comercial La Teulera with many shops and bars, which now is a hub of activity. For people who like sport, there is good news. The new centro polideportivo, the municipal sports centre, is being built next to the bypass. The construction should be completed in July of this year. Part of the centre is also a frontón de pelota, a court for the typical Valencian ball game, which is similar to squash and is played outside. In this case, construction has not started yet, but financing and plans are already in place and the villagers should be able to play their first match in 2008. Jalón will have a new centro de salud, a health centre. The beginning of the construction is imminent; the diggers are going in before the elections. Recently the town hall bought the mills Molins de Ginet with approximately 2,500 m2 of land. This will be converted into the new Casa de Cultura, the cultural centre of Jalón, The plans are prepared, the financing is applied for, but the subsidies have not arrived yet from Valencia. The water supply in Jalón is secured. Most of the drinking water comes from Parcent, daily 1,500 litres of high quality fresh water come down to the village. Unfortunately, the water pipes are old and need replacing to maintain the fresh taste. The financing and the plans for the new pipe work from Parcent via Alcalalí to Jalón has been approved, but it may still take a few years to be implemented. The mountains around Jalón, Llíber and Benissa are a natural paradise. They have officially been declared lugar de interés comunitario, which means protected land, but not a natural park. A recent study, which was funded by the town hall of Jalón, has researched the area around the Bernia mountain and has found more than 100 different animal species, 59 birds and 673 different plants. The rubbish collection is an important topic, too. The new ecoparque, the recycling centre will open next week. The land has already been levelled and fenced and next week the first containers are going to arrive. He will raise awareness among the people for the urgent need to recycle to protect the environment and to cope with the immense volume of rubbish produced. Promises for the future After the elections the party wants to bring the bins underground before the end of the year. The plans were already discussed within the Mancomunitat Valle del Pop, the association of smaller villages in the valley, and it was decided that every village will participate in the programme for underground bins, but that they will organise the practical implementation individually. Jalón has already cancelled the existing contract with the company for rubbish collection and is looking for a suitable replacement. Although there may be many expenses at first, long term underground bins reduce the costs drastically. The party will stand up for nature and its protection. Several areas between Jalón, Benissa and Bernia will be declared Natural Park or micro reserves for fauna and flora. In particular, they are talking about the Sierra d’Olta, the Cim de Ferrer, the Umbria de Bernia, which is the north side of the mountain, and the ridge of the mountain. The party will also concentrate on the integration of foreigners into the village. For the first time there will be a non-Spanish councillor in the town hall; Christian speaks English, German, French, Castellano and Valenciano. His official title will be councillor for tourism, but he will be a voice for the foreigners in Jalón. The village is proud to be multicultural. César Sivera said, “the foreigners have contributed a lot to Jalón’s economy and cultural development. Thirty years ago, it was very poor and closed. It was fundamentalist and not much different from the North of Africa.” Born and bred in Jalón, he saw the first tourist arrive. As a boy he saw bus loads of tourists come up from Benidorm, they sampled the local wine and cuisine and when they departed, they threw money down for the children who crowded around the bus. On some days he brought more money home than his father after a long day’s work in the fields. The foreigners also brought liberal thinking and mutual understanding to the village. Now it is time to integrate them fully into the community, because only those who know each other can also understand and respect each other. Room for some fresh blood César Sivera said in the interview with thinkSPAIN/today. “I like the American system. A president can only rule the country for two legislative periods, and then he has to go. He makes space for new younger people, new ideas. They are breath of fresh air, so that nothing can become stale. This is what democracy is all about.” The party BLOC is a nationalist Valencian party. It is progressive, and stands up for local and national interests of the people. It aims to improve the quality of life for the people. It also aims to maintain the local character, rights and privileges. Its main goal is to integrate, not to separate or exclude. The local Valencian cultural heritage and the language is protected and preserved, and as a first step to the integration of the non-Spanish population, there are free Spanish and Valenciano classes offered by the town hall. He will still be available for his people, but he’s stepping away from the front line. He wants to return to the fields. As an ecological farmer he produces local wine and wants to dedicate his time to wine. “The weather until now was good for the wine, there was enough rain, but now it needs to stop. Then we will have another good year, just like last year.” 9 10 LOCAL NEWS Archaeology Prehistoric bedrooms Two prehistoric caves have been uncovered in Villajoyosa during an archaeological dig. The Franco-Spanish team working on the Tossal de la Malladeta cliff-face discovered what would have been rooms in an Iberian settlement partially dug out of the rock with the original floor still in place. The extreme gradient of the dig’s surface meant that original inhabitants would have had to have built artificial terraces, which have eroded over the course of the centuries revealing the cave floor as it was in Iberian times, says Antonio Espinosa, Villajoyosa’s municipal archaeologist. Politics What a brick The second stone of Benidorm’s new cultural centre was laid last week – nearly a month after the first was put in place. Regional government president Francisco Camps cut the red tape on the plot designated for the community centre on March 29, yet no work has been carried out on the building since. Socialist leader and electoral candidate Agustín Navarro went through the motions of laying the second brick, saying that his party would do so every week until the elections until the PP-led regional government made a start on the works. The pretence of laying the second stone was a public protest against the delay in starting construction of the much-needed centre. No new public buildings can be opened or first stones laid within a month of any elections. Many towns rushed to do so before the time limit, to curry favour with voters. MARINA ALTA MARINA BAIXA May 4 - May 10 2007 Wheelie poor service Jávea has the most cars per inhabitant in Europe Residents complain about inadequate public transport, pollution and traffic jams Samantha Kett Jávea has more cars than any other town in Europe, surprising figures reveal. With 700 vehicles per thousand inhabitants, visitors to and residents of the Marina Alta tourist magnet find parking nearly impossible. Traffic jams and pollution also make driving a nightmare in the town. Independent party Nueva Jávea has commented that this is due to an ‘inefficient and insufficient’ public transport network. A party spokesman, Óscar Antón, said Jávea’s buses are too large and create traffic queues, the bus-stops are poorly signposted and “becoming familiar with their timetable is an investigation exercise worthy of a private detective.” Antón claims the buses do not link the town centre to the surrounding urbanisations and the frequency with which they run is “clearly inadequate.” Nueva Jávea, a party with a strong expatriate represen- Cops off target shoot themselves in the foot A police shoot-out has damaged three cars that were due to be auctioned. Benidorm’s Local Police force opened fire in the municipal car pound. Gun practice is illegal in Benidorm except in specially-dedicated areas but an officer and an intern decided to carry out target practice on Tuesday night, believing they would not be caught. However, a Local Police official discovered ten bullets in the pound on Wednesday and reported the find to the National Police force. He also made senior mem- bers of the Local Police aware. They asked for the CCTV tape and identified the culprits, who are now facing court action. Judges will need to decide whether the two officers have committed a crime and whether they should pay for the damage to the cars or whether the police force’s insurance policy could be called upon. The cars had not been towed away from the public highway and were essentially without owners. All three vehicles are said to have been in peak condition before the shooting incident. TRAFFIC JAM: More cars than any other town in Europe tation, wants to see up to six new bus routes created and discounted passes for people on low incomes. It says buses connecting the Benidorm ‘Sex lounge’ bars raided Benidorm bars with ‘sex rooms’ which up to 20 people use at any one timebeen rumbled by the Local Police, due to high levels of noise disturbance. Officers also say the seven pubs in question, all situated in the Old Town, Family appeal for Missing Person On Thursday, 19th April at approx 1pm William Gell (Bill), 80 years old, was walking with his wife near their home in Los Molinos Urb. Benitachell, when they became separated and he disappeared. The family of this man are, of course, desperate for any news. Bill has Alzheimers disease. It has been over two weeks since he went missing and the Guardia Civil and Local Police are searching but the family would appreciate if every- have poor safety measures installed. There is no light or electricity, no emergency exits, fire extinguishers or emergency electrical supply in any of the locales. Only one bar had any lighting, which came from lanterns so customers could should be covered with lighting and comfortable seats, Nueva Jávea declares. watch porn films. In a neighbouring room, they found punters having a threesome. These bars have rooms where clients can practice sex, and often up to ten couples are seen making love in front of each other. Police first became aware of the situation after several nearby residents complained about the noise level coming from the bars. On investigating, they found that the seven pubs all had ‘sex lounges’ or individual cabins for customers’ use. One of the pubs had mirrors in the men’s toilets so they could be seen on the urinals from outside, and three rooms with wooden tables for the practice of other sexual activities. The seven bars in question were all Englishthemed and English-run, and the clientèle mostly British men. Murdered hotel owner asphyxiated one in the surrounding areas of Benitachell including Teulada, Moraira etc could check their outbuildings and land. He is physically quite strong for his age, but may be disorientated or have taken a lift, trying to return to his old home in England. If you have any useful information, please email bentleyclan@telefonica. net or call 680 485 971 or 00 44 783 575 23 22. Or if you prefer contact the Guardia Civil Javea on 96 579 1085. Arenal, the port and the old town should run every ten minutes. Buses should be smaller, streets wider, and bus-stops BILL GELL: Missing for over two weeks Guardia Civil officers investigating the murder of a hostel-owner in Altea in the early hours of Monday morning believe the victim was asphyxiated by a person standing on his neck. According to members of the Grupo de Homicidios of the Guardia Civil, Francisco Pérez Gadea, who owned Hostal Paco, was probably pushed to the floor with considerable force before being stood on. Officers believe there must have been more than one person involved in the crime, since the victim was of a very strong build who would have been difficult to knock down by an individual. Various sources close to the victim’s family say police are interviewing a suspect who they describe as North African and about six feet (1.8m) tall. They claim he was seen in the hostel café two days before Francisco’s death acting suspiciously. Police believe the killers studied the building carefully so as to catch the deceased by surprise. The offenders made off with a gold watch and 200 euros in cash. MARINA BAIXA May 4 - May 10 2007 LOCAL NEWS HOSBEC rejects Valencian union Devesa unable to see benefits of joining Hoteliers Federation Sergi Castillo They are not closing the door, but neither are they leaving it open. The Benidorm and Costa Blanca Hoteliers Association (HOSBEC), was set to decide whether or not to join the Valencian Hoteliers Federation that was created in June 2006, when it was decided to put off the decision until HOSBEC’s General Assembly, which took place last Wednesday. The excuse given this time was a lack of information about the potential benefits of joining and a general lack of interest in being forced into taking an urgent decision. “The assembly was unclear about the advantages and disadvantages, it N is not an urgent issue and that is what is worrying our members,” explained HOSBEC president, Pere Joan Devesa, who has requested that the federation send a delegation to explain the benefits of joining and the main aims of the federation at an extraordinary general meeting. Mr Devesa said that he is hoping that this meeting will take place before the summer, but seemed almost disinterested. When asked to explain how the regional body operates, Mr Devesa said that he did not know. “Our organisation was formed thirty years ago and we are very well-established. This is new, and some of the associate members like the one for Valencia were only created very recently,” he explained. Conflict Background The conflict dates back to the days before 2006 when HOSBEC enjoyed almost total hegemony in an otherwise poorly organised sector, when they were the main beneficiaries of any administrative grants. HOSBEC represents 75% of the Costa Blanca’s hotels and 43% of all the hotels in the region with 68,634 members. The Federation has 50,000 members representing the rest of the hotels across the region’s three provinces. HOTELIERS: undecided Other items on the agenda at the General Assembly included the presentation of last year’s accounts: €1,29 million out of a total budget of €1.73 million euros was spent on promotion. This year’s budget of €1.26 million euros, half of which (€675,000 euros) will be spent on promotion, was also approved. According to Mr Devesa, the fact that this year’s budget is so much smaller than last year’s is because a number of expected contributions have not yet been received, but he predicted that the total will be substantially revised before the next General Assembly. The report for 2006 reveals that hotel occupancy Terra Mítica grabs large slice of first communion market Terra Mítica offers a similar first communion banquet menu to the rest of Benidorm’s restaurants, but can also offer a series of complementary attractions against which it is impossible to compete: all the attractions and fun of a theme park. Taking into account that the price is similar or even lower than average (€38 euros for an adult and €12 for children with VAT, theme park entrance and parking included) it is easy to imagine the reaction of the rest of the sector. “We can’t do a thing. We’re resigned to it because we can’t even begin to dream of being able to match it,” laments Ricardo Verdesoto, who is the president of the Benidorm Association of Bars, Restaurants and Cafeterias, of which there are more than a thousand in the holiday town. The owners of local businesses are up in arms to see how the BENIDORM: Terra Mítica monopolises communions park, which was meant to attract more tourists and which was largely funded with public money, are now “robbing” from those they were meant to help in order to meet their own visitor number targets. Those most affected by the campaign are the hotel owners as it was traditional to celebrate this Christian ritual observed by almost all eightyear-olds, in hotel banquet rooms. There are multiple incentives to entice parents to choose the theme park, including a free family season pass. Children are given all the sweets they can eat and there are children’s entertainers laid on. The aim is to maximise the facilities to the full. This year’s campaign has been more aggressive than in previous years, and as a result twice as many bookings have been confirmed, and there are now no vacancies at all for May and June. Visitor numbers rose by 3.6% last year compared to 2005 partly due to the efforts of the special events department that also organises wedding receptions and company dinners. rates were slightly down (-0.56%) to 79.62% compared with 2005. There was a significant decline (-8%) during the first quarter, although the trend reversed as the year progressed. Although foreign tourism still dominates (58.64%), the number of visitors from other parts of Spain “continues to recover ground”, rising 3% last year and 8% since 2004. Furthermore, there were more Spanish than foreign visitors staying in Benidorm hotels during the two busiest months of the year (July and August). Of more concern, however, would seem to be the figures relating to seasonality which suggest a rising trend. Politics Altea Citizens party feels insulted by the mayor The mayoral candidate for the Altea Citizens’ party, Carolina Punset, has been complaining about the Altea Tevés newspaper and TV channel, which are funded by public money and which are run by María José Ortiz, who is the sister of the mayor. Ms Punset, who is the daughter of a former Spanish government minister, alleges that she has been “insulted in a chauvinistic way” in the newspaper, which refers to her as “the gorgeous Carolina” and to her supporters as “los Carolinos.” Furthermore, three female Bloc councillors have been complaining since the last elections about the continual molestation and “sexual lynching” to which they are constantly subjected. Ian Clack Murcia Region 902 947 637 / 667 306 972 lucio@ofs-spain.com 11 12 LOCAL NEWS ALTO, MEDIO Y BAJO VINALOPÓ May 4 - May 10 2007 Young people’s lifestyles under the microscope Rojas Marcos indicates that young Spaniards are the happiest in Europe Esperanza Blanch Spanish journalist, Henrique Cymerman, a prominent media correspondent in the Middle East took part in the 4th Congress on Youth Leisure Activities, Dinamia, which took place in Elche last week. Cymerman, accompanied by a Palestinian boy and an Israeli girl, recounted the day-to-day lives of young people living in this area of conflict. The Spanish journalist placed particular emphasis on “the unusual way of life of the young, the intensity with which they take things, living every day as if it were their last.” With regard to the armed conflict that is affecting the area, Cymerman stated that “peace is possible, but it has to be created in society. The peace of politicians is not enough; it has to come from both peoples.” He went on to say that “we have to make people feel and see like people. Mothers from Ramallah and from Tel Aviv have to understand each other’s hard- Politics ships as mothers and not as enemies.” With regard to the role of education, he said that “it is essential for future generations to live in peace, knowing about the other side, because, for example, there are schools in Palestine that do not show Israel on their maps.” Cymerman drew attention to some less well-known traits of young Palestinians. They are the Arabs with the highest level of university students, and in his experience is it the Arab territory where he has had most freedom to work and the most “democratic”experience. With regard to Tel Aviv, the journalist described the city as the “capital of fun”. It is one of the cities with the most western nightlife, where tourists mix easily with Israelis until late into the night. The prestigious psychiatrist Rojas Marcos opened the conference with a speech entitled “Creativity as medium for a rewarding youth”. He spoke of the need to foster creativity as a means to innovate, and to discover universal truths in DISCUSSING YOUTH IN EUROPE: Rojas Marcos and Diego Macià, Mayor of Elche our leisure time. According to Rojas Marcos, “leisure forms part of everyone’s life. Now, we have more leisure time, education is no longer a privilege, there is more time to have fun and to learn. Moreover, youth in Europe often extends to the age of thirty, in contrast to the United States, where cultural pressure dictates that young people have to leave home at 18.” Rojas Marcos also highlighted that young Spaniards are among the world’s “happiest”. According to the study “Spanish Youth 2004”, young Spaniards aged 13 to 20 have much greater self-esteem than their Italian, French and German counterparts. Their self-assessment did not include problems such as the need to find a steady job or having/spending money. According to Rojas Marcos, young people “get such a bad press; it is very easy to attack young people for drinking in the street and other isolated incidents. But in reality, we lose sight of the fact that the majority of young people are kind and altruistic with enquiring minds and a social conscience.” Treasure on the high seas 11 parties stand for election in Elche Monday, April 23 was the last day to present candidacies to the electoral board. Of the eleven lists that were presented, five are new. By order of registration, the candidacies are the following: the Esquerra Unida-Bloc-Els Verds coalition, the Partido Socialista Obrero Español (PSOE) led by Alejandro Soler; Esquerra Republicana del País Valencià; Movimiento por la Unidad del Pueblo-Republicanos (MUP-R); Partido Socialdemócrata, (PSD); Partido Comunista de los Pueblos de España (PCPE), Partido Humanista (PH), Partido de Elche; Partido Popular (PP), led by Mercedes Alonso; Coalición Valenciana and Agrupación Popular Torrellano y El Altet (AP), led by Manuel Ortuño Cerdá. Chain of children demand education for all SANTA POLA: Discovery of underwater antiquities The Santa Pola fishing boat David y Francisco found a cannon whilst working twenty miles off shore. According to the mayor, it is still not known where the cannon came from or to which period it belongs, although measures will be taken to discover as much as possible of its origins. Early theories suggest that it is a 17th century muzzleloader forming part of a galleon’s battle weaponry. The body of the cannon, made of cast iron, has remained intact, although debris from the sea has encrusted the barrel over a period of time. Elche’s schoolchildren formed the world’s longest human chain to remind us that there are still 80 million children without access to education. Their efforts combined with those of activists in 120 countries that, on April 23 and 29, asked world leaders to comply with their promises to provide education for all. This international initiative, organised by the global campaign for education, was a reminder that progress is possible. In Spain, this activity was developed by Ayuda en Acción, Educación sin Fronteras, Entreculturas, Intermón Oxfam, Save the Children and other organisations. VEGA BAJA May 4 - May 10 2007 A mother reports an unauthorised abortion Alicia Negre A lamentable event that took place in Torrevieja last week has sparked off major public debate. A young mother, Rocío Furbach, has lodged an official complaint against the Doctor Manuel García Gea local hospital for performing an abortion that she supposedly did not authorise. Furbach attended the health centre on 17 April after her water broke. At that time, she was approximately 23 weeks pregnant. Even so, once admitted, the doctors informed her that giving birth was a viable option and that subsequently the newborn would be transferred to a specialist care unit. Just two days later, 19 April, the doctors informed Furbach that her pregnancy would have to be terminated due to complications. In her statement, the young mother maintained that doctors at this point tried to convince her that abortion was the best option, although she insists that she was not convinced that this was the right course of action. Even so, and despite Furbach’s claim that she never signed the authorisation, the procedure was performed. In addition to this unfortunate event, Furbach denounced a number of other situations that later occurred. The conditions in which the abortion was performed, the lack of explanations provided by the medical staff and the doctors’ refusal to allow her to see the foetus are some of the events that appear in her complaint. Rocío Furbach, who maintains that she has been gravely affected by the situation, reported the events to the Civil Guard on 22 April. Torrevieja Hospital has ordered an investigation into the matter. It is, in fact, this natural beauty spot that is centre of the debate. The treatment plant extension, opened by Camps last week, covers a 50,000 m2 tract of land in the natural ecosystem. The activation ceremony – not an inauguration, as these are not permitted during electoral campaigns – was attended by the regional minister of infrastructure, José Ramón García Antón, the ministry delegate in Alicante, José Marín, the mayor of Torrevieja, Pedro Hernández, other members of the Valencia Regional Government, several Vega Baja area mayors, (belonging to the PP), and numerous local farmers with water use rights. Camps took advantage of the situation to demand the right of local residents to request conveyances. The President placed particular emphasis on the river Ebro conveyance. This water po- 13 Torrevieja Alternative transport CIVIS: new system of electrical vehicles Transport systems linking Alicante, Alicante Airport and Torrevieja are to become more ecological. The regional minister of infrastructure, García Antón, announced that this route will be covered by a system of CIVIS electric vehicles. This type of vehicle has a self steering system, which Torrevieja water war continues The war of contradictory statements that has been ongoing in Torrevieja in recent months is making it difficult for citizens to have a clear understanding of what exactly is happening. The latest chapter in this fiasco unfolded on 23 April when the President of the Valencia Regional Government, Francisco Camps, visited the town on the occasion of the activation of the extension of Torrevieja Sewage Treatment Plant (EDAR). The public’s confusion in this area lies in the fact that this sizeable extension to the plant is located close to where the central government plans to construct a controversial desalination plant. The Valencia Regional Government has always opposed the desalination plant, citing damage that the installation could cause to the La Mata Lagoons and Torrevieja Nature Reserve. LOCAL NEWS means that despite being in the vehicle, the driver does not drive. This system has already been successfully put into practice in diverse cities ranging from Las Vegas to Lyon. In Spain, Castellón and Torrevieja are soon to form part of this alternative transport project. At a glance The Torrevieja treatment plant extension has cost the Valencia Regional Government close to €24.5m. The aim of the installations is to increase the treatment capacity from 21,000 m3/day to 60,000 m3/day. They hope to provide water services for approximately half a million inhabitants with this amount. TORREVIEJA: Francisco Camps at sewage plant opening licy is a key issue for the Partido Popular (PP) in Valencia. Camps indicated that Valencia deserves this right “having invested €16bn in water infrastructure”. The President made reference to the sharp rises in the river’s water level in recent times and the quantity of water that, in his opinion, had been wasted. The day after the activation, the socialist contingent of the council responded to the PP’s statements. The Torrevieja PSOE’s spokesman and candidate for mayor, Ángel Giménez, accompanied by the socialist party’s number three candidate for the Valencia Regional Government in Alicante, Ángel Luna, and provincial councillor Antonio Godoy, held a press conference on the subject of infrastructure. The socialists indicated that the desalination plant, once again under construction, was the only viable option for the area’s water supply. The conveyances demanded by Camps would, according to the socialists, only be undertaken as emergency measures in accordance with European Union directives. 14 LOCAL NEWS VEGA BAJA May 4 - May 10 2007 Another Pilot Whale found dead in Pilar de la Horadada The animal measured 5 metres in length and weighed a tonne and a half It is thought to have been dead for more than a week Alicia Negre An increasing number of large whales are found dead along our coasts. They are normally discovered after being beached by currents. Such incidents are considered by some to be a clear example of the terrible damage that humans have produced not only on land, but also at sea. Still, pilot whales and bottlenose dolphins are commonly seen performing in what appears to be displays of exuberance. This latest case involves a long-finned pilot whale, found a few days ago in Pilar de la Horadada. The animal, a male measuring some five metres in length and weighing 1,500 kilos, was discovered on the Higuericas beach. It is thought to have been dead for between 7 and 10 days. The long-finned pilot whale belongs to the dolphin family, and is easily identifiable by its bulbous head, particularly characteristic of males. The elongated, but stocky species can grow to between four and six metres, depending on sex. Over one third of the world’s dolphin and whale species pass through PILOT WHALES: Victims of changing currents caused by man’s activities at sea waters close to the Canary Islands. Upon receiving notification of the incident by the Civil Guard, the Pilar de la Horadada Town Council Environmental Department notified the University of Valencia Department for Marine Ecology and beach cleaning services, in order to arrange the removal of the whale’s corpse. Algorfa Candidate for Mayor of Algorfa Guardamar del Segura Candidate for Mayor of Guardamar del Segura May 4 - May 10 2007 VEGA BAJA LOCAL NEWS 15 Torrevieja mayor under suspicion for corruption N Los Verdes show themselves as a major opposition force as they fight corruption Alicia Negre Based on its commitment to fighting for various causes, and its constant scrutinising of what is seen as the local council’s failures and irregularities, the environmentalist political party Los Verdes has become a major opposition group. In the last few days, the subject of the party’s complaint was accepted for consideration by the courts. The accusation is made against the local mayor, Pedro A. Hernández Mateo, and concerns an alleged case of corruption. The case involves the awarding of solid urban waste collection contracts to the Temporary Business Association Necso-Grupo La Generala three years ago. The allocation of this contract, which was supposedly based on recommendations made in a report written by a lawyer linked to the company, may not have been legal. As the Los Verdes party explains, the lawyer who signed the report, which states that the Temporary Business Association Necso-Grupo Generala was the best candidate for the contract, has previously worked with both companies on at least ten occasions. Three companies, Necso, Urbaser, and Inusa Ingeniería Urbana, competed in the service contract tender. The political party’s spokesperson, José Manuel Dolón, recalls that during the tender, the mayor suggested that an external legal and UNDER SUSPICION: The Mayor of Torrevieja, Pedro Hernández financial report be commissioned in order to ensure a fair adjudication process. According to the environmentalists, the report commissioned by Torrevieja Council stated that there was no legal impediment preventing Necso-Grupo Generala from managing this service. In addition to criticising irregularities in the report’s constitution, Dolón states that the lawyer responsible for writing the document was linked to the company competing in the tender. Los Verdes also accuse the lawyer of having business relations with the company involved in the tender both before and during the creation of the report. Controversy The complaint lodged by the Los Verdes political party is not the only controversy to have hit the Temporary Business Association Necso-La Generala in recent days. As if this were not enough, the company’s employees responsible for urban waste collection and road and beach cleaning services are due to begin an unlimited strike at 11am on Thursday 3 May. The workers decided to take action after negotiations between the workers’ union and the company failed to yield results concerning the collective agreement signed at the beginning of the year. It is thought that the extra payment provision stipulated in the agreement is the principal source of dispute between the two parties. Centro Social Urbanizaciones In April 2006, this building was opened to house all types of socio-cultural activities, organised by the Town Hall and aimed at everyone’s enjoyment. The Social Centre should be a meeting point, bringing together all the different cultures that live together in our town. Working for you REGIONAL NEWS 16 MURCIA May 4 - May 10 2007 500 new doctors to ensure improved patient care hearings by different bodies and institutions (union groups, scientific societies, professional academies and colleges and Plataforma 10 minutos itself). These additional measures are listed as institutional commitment, measures for the allocation of economic resources for Primary Health Care, measures to increase the response capacity of Primary Care, a reduction in consultation red tape, guarantees to promote continuous Primary Health Care training and the organisation of daily work, of resident participation, proposals to increase the time allocated to patients Esperanza Blanch An ambitious and tricky challenge: to ensure that Primary Health Care doctors can dedicate ten minutes to each patient by 2010 (depending on the health centre, it is around five minutes at present). To meet this challenge, the Ministry for Health pledges to take on another 380 family doctors and 106 paediatricians (a total of 486) over the next four years. This strengthening of the ranks should mean each doctor will have to see no more than 1500 patients (only 1000 for paediatricians), whereas that number reaches 1900 or 2000 in some centres at present. In recent months, the Plataforma 10 minutos campaign has demanded that Public Administration services nationwide take a series of urgent measures to ensure quality Primary Care service through the allocation of a larger proportion of the annual budget for health care from each of the regional services making up the National Health system. This series of demands has been issued regionally and nationally by N COMMITMENT TO HEALTH: Improving services to all patients a variety of agents: unions, scientific societies, professional colleges, consumer groups, patients and citizens; all with the joint aim of improving the quality of Spanish Primary Health Care. These demands emerged from a strike call from professionals working in several regional health services, generating expectations among patients and residents who obviously want a better quality assistance service and more time with the doctor. In the Murcia Region, CESM and CCOO have called off plans to strike due to an agreement reached with and endorsed by the regional were paying Social Security system contributions; a rise of 46,894 or, in other words, 2.66% on the figures for March. Foreign worker contributions account for 5.55%, of the Murcia Region’s social security system; fifth place in Spain behind Catalonia (22.87%), the At a glance During April, doctors in the Murcia Region demanded ten minutes per consultation through posters, stickers and information in Primary Health Care Centres. The region’s Health workers did not join the strike that went ahead in nine autonomous regions at the beginning of the month. According to Plataforma Diez Minutos, 70% of the family doctors and paediatricians in these autonomous regions joined the strike. Sources in these regions claim that support was 6-20%. The strike was to sensitise politicians who would then improve the quality of the health service for Primary Care patients. One of the effects was increased pressure on the emergency services. The strike went ahead in regions of Madrid, Andalucía, Aragón, Asturias, Castilla-León, Castilla-La Mancha. 5,000 senior citizens to learn to use the net 100,000 foreigners claims social security in Murcia In the month of April, a total of 100,018 foreigners were registered on the Murcia Region’s social security system; an estimated 5.55% of the national figure, according to the Ministry of Employment and Social Affairs. A nationwide total of 1,803,323 foreign workers health authority on 27 April 2007. This agreement deals with a series of additional measures in the “Plan to improve and modernise Primary Health Care in the Murcia Region 2007-2010” set down by the Regional Administration. Various allegations have already been formulated in public and economic guarantees due to decreases in quotas. A commission has been set up to follow up these agreements, to be in place in 2 months from the date this Adhesion Document is signed. Among all the new measures found in the plan’s adhesion document, the most significant is probably the commitment by the Health Ministry and Murcia Region Health Services to slash patient numbers to 1200 per doctor and 800 per paediatrician. This, in turn, would enable doctors to spend ten minutes per consultation; the real bone of contention for the Primary Health Care sector. Madrid Region (22.12%), the Valencia Region (12.29%) and Andalucía (10.73%). The Canary Islands (5.07%), Balearic Islands (4.01%), Castilla-La Mancha (3.5%), Aragón (3.03%), Castilla-León (2.67%) and the Basque Country (2.09%) all figure after Murcia. A mobile classroom is to promote the use of new technology to the elderly. Until November, a bus completely decked out as a training room will tour the region’s towns where Day Centres for the elderly are located. 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You’re spot on – greens look fantastic with hazel eyes, but you need to decide what kind of look you are going for. If you want a bold party look, apply a thick line of colour along the base of the eyelids. For more subtlety, brush a taupé colour over the whole socket, drawn a line of green alongside the base of the eyelid, and blend into the taupé for a graduated natural look. MAGAZINE May 4 - May 10 2007 y c n a n g e r P and feet 19 FEMALE How to help relieve a commonly over-looked complaint Pregnancy triggers many different changes in a woman’s body. Although many women love the feeling of being pregnant, and report a great improvement in their sex drives, soaring selfconfidence, heightened senses and glowing skin, for others, pregnancy has some not so pleasant side effects. As well as the more common complaints such as stretch marks, morning sickness, fatigue, varicose veins, back pain and sleeping disorders, one complaint is commonly overlooked – that of foot pain. Due to the natural weight gain during pregnancy, a woman’s centre of gravity is completely altered.This causes a new standing position and added pressure to the knees and feet. Two of the most common foot problems experienced by pregnant women are over-pronation and oedema. These problems can lead to pain in the heel, arch or the ball of the foot. Many women may also experience leg cramping and varicose veins due to weight gain. Because of this, it is important for all pregnant women to learn more about foot health during their pregnancy to help make this nine-month period more comfortable for them. Over-pronation and oedema, a very common foot problem experienced during pregnancy O v e r- p ro n a t i o n , also referred to as flat feet, is caused when a person’s arch flattens out upon weight bearing and their feet roll inward when walking.This can create extreme stress or inflammation on the plantar fascia, the fibrous band of tissue that runs from the heel to the forefoot. Over-pronation can make walking very painful and can increase strain on the feet, calves and/or back. The reason many pregnant women suffer from over-pronation is the added pressure on the body as a result of weight gain. Over-pronation is also very prominent in people who have flexible, flat feet or in people who are obese. Oedema, also referred to as swelling in the feet, normally occurs in the latter part of pregnancy. It results from the extra blood accumulated during pregnancy. The enlarging uterus puts pressure on the blood vessels in the pelvis and legs causing circulation to slow down and blood to pool in the ankles and feet.The total water fluid in the body remains the same as before pregnancy, however it becomes displaced. When feet are swollen, they can become purplish in colour. Sometimes extra water is retained during pregnancy, adding to the swell- ing. If there is swelling in the face or hands, a doctor should be contacted immediately. There are effective ways to treat both over-pronation and oedema during pregnancy. Over-pronation can be treated with custom made orthotics. Proper fitting footwear is also very important in treating over-pronation. Choose comfortable footwear that provides extra support and shock absorption. It is important to treat over-pronation for pain relief but also to prevent other foot conditions from developing such as Plantar Fasciitis, Heel Spurs, Metatarsalgia and/or Bunions. Oedema in the feet can be minimised by the following methods: • Elevate your feet as often as possible. If you have to sit for long periods of time, place a small stool by your feet to elevate them. • Wear proper fitting footwear. Footwear that is too narrow or short will constrict circulation. • Have your feet measured several times throughout your pregnancy. They will probably change sizes. • Wear seamless socks that do not constrict circulation. • If you are driving for a long period of time, take regular breaks to stretch your legs to promote circulation. • Exercise regularly to promote overall health; walking is the best exercise. • Drink plenty of water to keep the body hydrated. This helps the body retain less fluid. • Eat a well-balanced diet and avoid foods high in salt that can cause water retention. Swelling is normally similar in both feet. If swelling is not symmetrical in both feet, this may be a sign of a vascular problem and a doctor should be contacted immediately. If any problems persist, consult your doctor. If you would like more information about foot complaints during pregnancy, or any other problem associated with feet, contact chiropractor Rachel Dawes on 679 274 139 or visit www.thefootdoctor.co.uk Pregnancy – some facts • Early pregnancy symptoms usually appear about two weeks after conception. They can include a missed period, tender breasts, bloating, nausea, fatigue, increased or decreased appetite, frequent urination and/or lightheadedness • The main reason behind sleep problems during pregnancy is the increasing size of the fetus. If you’ve regularly slept on your stomach or back, you may find it uncomfortable to sleep on your side, as doctors recommend. Try using pillows under your abdomen, between your legs, or in the small of your back to help find a comfortable position. • According to The Guiness World Records, two mothers have the honour of having the most children who survived from a single birth. Four boys and three girls were born to Bobbie McCaughey on November 19, 1997, in Iowa, conceived through IVF. Her 31 week pregnancy (instead of the usual 40) ended in a Caesarean section. Just a few months later on January 14, 1998, another set of septuplets were born to Hasna Mohammed Humair in Saudi Arabia.The four boys and three girls, were born eight weeks premature. Humair was the mother of six before giving birth to these seven. These children were conceived when the mother was taking fertility drugs to regulate her menstrual cycle. • Celebrity pregnancies seems all the rage at the moment.Take Hollywood Siren Salma Hayek, 40, who is expecting her first child this summer with 44-year-old super rich French fiancée, François-Henri Pinault.Yet Salma is refusing to take it easy during pregnancy. According to her Ugly Betty co-star America Ferrea: “She’s working harder now than ever before. You have to say: ‘Calm down and sit for a second.’” And the former ‘voice of an angel’ Charlotte Church is expecting her first child with boyfriend of two years,Welsh rugby star Gavin Henson. And not one to worry about piling on the pounds before giving birth, the singer wrote on her blog that she plans to spend ‘a few months on the sofa’ prior to giving birth. 20 MAGAZINE May 4 - May 10 2007 INTERVIEW Yaron Traub “Dictator-conductors have become an endangered species” Born to parents, Zubin Mehta and Itzhak Perlman. His father was a composer for the Philarmonic Orchestra of Israel. His Maestro, Celibidache; his patron of the arts, Daniel Baremboim, his wife Anja, a violinist with the Philarmonic Orchestra of Munich. Yaron Traub was born in Tel Aviv and has submereged his career in between Israel, North America Europe and AustralBy Soledad de Juan You have lived in Tel Aviv, Chicago, Munich and now Valencia. Which part of the world is your home? My home is always where my heart is, which is directly connected to people around me. I was very fortunate in recent years to have my heart come along with me on my travels. My family, my friends, and my colleagues the musician of the orchestra, they all fill my heart and make me feel, now more than ever, at home here in Valencia. Is it as common for other Orchestral Directors to change residence, learn another language at a tremendous speed, then to re-home his entire family in order to exersize his new role of Artistic Director? Actually, nowadays with the ease of quick traveling, many conductors prefer keeping their family and residence in one place and spend most of their time at 10 km above ground in airplanes. I might have done the same had I not fell in-love with this region, it’s people, the orchestra and it’s musicians. I see a great cultural and artistic potential for our organization as a part of the tremendous develop- ia. Finally returning to his Mediterrenean roots, whilst permanently relocating his family to Valencia in the town of Alfaz Del Pi. The Valencian Orchestra, with approximately 64 years in exsistence, has rejuventated in the hands of Traub, a Director exhuberant in energy and uncompromisable depth and commitment to his music. ment of the city of Valencia and the whole region. It was clear to me that the only way to really take part in this exciting change would be to live here, learn the language, “pull up my sleeves” and give all I have. It has come to my attention where by it has been declared that the title of Director Dictator has dissappeared? Having read many biographies, not only of artist and musicians, but also of business managers and world leaders, as well as being influenced by my own education, personality and life experience, I firmly believe that the best results in areas that concern human effort are achieved by collaboration, and encouragement. Therefore I’m not surprised that in a profession that is so sensitive to collective human achievement such as orchestral playing, the selection of the Darwin process has made sure that the so called Dictator-conductors have become an endangered species. In the book , “The 20th Annivesary of the Palace” it speaks of the Magic behind the concert at the front of the Valencian Orchestra. Does the magic exsist? And further more, do you find it more important than its technical relation? What do you believe are the most important elements to complete a great orchestra? Mahler, who was a very critical and sharp-tongued man, was quoted to have said, “There are no bad orchestras, only bad conductors”. A great orchestra is an ensemble whose whole is greater than the sum of the its parts. As music becomes a reality only at the moment of performance, it is maybe a kind of magic that allows music to happen, makes a group of musicians sound together as a great orchestra, and connects the audience in a very subtle and rewarding way to the sounds that evolve on the stage. The Palau (The Palace) is the home of the Valencian Orchestra for twenty years. In this duration, they have responded to an open Músical demand, educating the public Músically. How do you determine the audience of this community? The audience of the Palau de la Música is a very special audience. Most of the subscribers come to all of the numerous concerts of the amazingly varied season of the Palau. At times, visiting four concerts a week makes this audience very interested and clear about the quality of the music it is offered, but just as much grateful and ap- MAGAZINE May 4 - May10 2007 20th anniversary of Palau de la Música N Programme Friday 4th May at 7.30pm This poignant concert is dedicated to the memory of Mstislav Rostropóvich. Mark Kaplan will be playing the Violin with the Orquesta de Valencia with star player, Yaron Traub, conductor extraordinaire. Featuring I. Stravinski with the sinfonía de los Salmos P. Glass, Violin and Orchestra P. I. Chaikovski, in a Músical version of Romeo and Juliet (A fantasy Overture). In accompaniment Francesca da Rimini with Fantasía Sinfónica. Sunday 6th May at 7.00pm Classical and Baroque Opera In commemoration for the 4th Century of the opening of the Opera Orfero. Featuring star vocalists Soprano, Monica Piccinini Baritone, Furio Zanasi Soprano, Anna Simboli Mezzo/Soprano, Sara Mingardo Bass. Sergio Foresti Bass, Antonio Abete Barritone, Marco Scavazza Opera “CONCERTO ITALIANO” Conducted by Rinaldo Alesandrini With Claudio Monteverdi in Orfeo Twenty years ago, Architect, José María García de Paredes conceived the Palau de Música, thus giving birth to an audience in the Valencian Community. It was 25th April 1987 when the doors were first opened to the masses with a rendition of “El concierto de Aranjuez”, composed by the grand master Rodrigo and “La Marcha burlesca” belonging to another great composer Manuel Palau. The music was provided by the Valencian Orchestra, (first formed in 1943) including a leading impresario of international musicians, artitsts and vocalists in the celebration. Within twenty years the number of visitors to the Palau de Música has quadrupled as has the arrangement of concerts, offering a diverse range of talents on the scene. It has become the centre of art and music for Valencia and serves as a platform for the fusion of cultural events, paying homage to a range of styles of music, from Jazz, Classical, Opera, and Flamenco, to Poetry, Literature and other forms of art. preciative for the special moments of Músical inspiration. Comunidad Valenciana is known to be one of the most Músical regions of Spain. Not only the big cities but also most villages have one or more wind bands on very high level, this makes classical music more accessible to the general public, and automatically boosts its popularity more than in other places in the world. If there were to be no Palau de la Música or Palau de les Arts, surely we would have to invent them? Do you feel that Valencian Society is prepared to cater for two great auditoriums and perhaps further more, others, in the entire community itself? I remember just a few years ago there were no cellular phones, and people all over the world managed to get on with their lives without them. However, today, after just a few years this would be unthinkable. I don’t want to discuss the benefits or disadvantage of the mobile phones, but it is clear that Valencia as the third biggest city in Spain, and as the capital of such a Músical region with over a million habitants (including the periphery) deserves an excellent symphony center and first class opera house. It is now just as unimaginable not to have these two great institutions, and I’m sure that as the last 20 years proved the importance and necessity of the Palau de la Música, so will the next 20 prove those of the new Palau de les Arts. It is often said that music is a universal language. Are the Músicans themselves Universal proffesional musicians? The Orquesta de Valencia is a unique example of an internationally acclaimed orchestra that consists of 90% musicians from the same region. This creates a very homogenous temperament and atmosphere in the rehearsals as well as in the way it makes music. Making music is a very human and subjective activity, and although classical music has some very clear stylistic guidelines built-in the various historical periods of composition, I feel very Last month, the Palau celebrated 20 years of activities. Educational activities directed at childr en and adults, allow children to take to the stage, re-creating Mozarts first opera, “Bastian and Bastiana”, which he composed at the tender age of twelve. Children as young as three are allowed a glimse in to the world of classical music, which often opens the doors of creativity in young minds. The building itself is impressive and is situated in the old river bed of the Turia. One of its most distiguishing features is the glass enclosure that looks out over the gardens in the Turia. From here, one may view fountains that spout to the beat of the music in the Palau, also heard throughout the garden. This month, tickets for classical and operatic arrangements are available directly from the Palau or on line at www. palauvalencia.com For further information please telephone 966 337 5020. Palau de la Música Paseo de la Alameda 30, Valencia. strongly that an orchestra, guided by it’s Music Director should strive to have an own sound or style in relation to the scores it performs. On the subject of languages, how does music and politics compare? The art of “convincing” is an indispensable quality for all musician and politician. Both have to convince their public, audience, or constituency with their message. Both political leaders and orchestra conductors know the power and energy or a convinced group of people. It was Richard Wagner who said, “I have no desire to be a king, just let me be a conductor”. I believe that music that comes from the heart has the miraculous power to reach and transform the listeners. The Valencian Orchestra is over 60 years old, El Palau (The Palace) is 20 years old. What is your dream you are yet to achieve with the Valencian Orchestra? Where lies its future? The future of the Palau, the Orquesta de Valencia and clasical music in general depends primarily on education, and exposure to the different communities and parts of the society. I am a strong believer in diversifying, a term often used in the business world. As a rule, variety and flexibility of programming is artistically good and healthy for all musicians in particular and to any group or orchestra in general. Seeing the musicians of the Orquesta de Valencia interacting with the audience of families during a children’s concert recently, seeing the excitement in the kid’s eyes, their naive but completely honest appreciation of the event they were experiencing, and my own son’s last comment right at the end of the performance – “...and now again from the beginning”, all this shows me that the future is here and it’s positive and promising if we know to plant the right seeds, encourage them to grow and allow them to follow us on this magical path of classical music. 21 Tuesday 8th May at 8.15pm Classical and Baroque Concierto Italiano Sonatas in III parts conducted by Rinaldo Alesandrini H. Purcell, Sonata no 1 in G Minor A. Corelli, Sonata no 9 in G Major F. Couperin, Sonata “L’Impériale“ G. F. Haendel, Sonata in G Minor for the Violins and Bass T. Albinoni, Sonata in B Minor for Violins and Bass N. Porpora, Sonata in E Minor for Violins and Bass J.S. Bach, Sonata C Major for Violins and Bass Wednesday 9th May at 8.15pm Yaron Traub, Piano Collegium instrumentale W. A. Mozart, Piano Concierto no 23 in A Major I. Stravinski, Orchestra in the cord of D Major D. Shostakóvich, Quartet no 8 in C Minor (version R. Barshai) Thursday 10th May at 8.15pm International superstar soloists Hilary HahnI, on Violin Valentina Lisitsa, on Piano L. Janácek, Sonata, for the violin and piano G. Tartini, “El trino del diablo” W. A. Mozart , Sonata for violins in A Minor E. Ysaye, Sonata for violin solo no 2 in A Minor L. Beethoven, Sonata for violins in A Minor From 16th May to 1st July Exhibition DE LUKAS ULMI Wednesday 16th May at 8,15pm International Soloists Cuarteto Takacs Stephen Hough, Piano Antonín Dvorák, Quartet no 12 en F Major, “Americano” Dmitri Shostakóvich, Quartet no 11 in F Minor Johannes Brahms, Piano Quintet Saturday 19th May at 7.00pm Concert in celebration of the America´s Cup Singing this evening Soprano, Rebecca de Pont Davies/Mrs. Sedley Tenor, Christopher Ventris/Peter Grimes Soprano, Amanda Roocroft/Ellen Orford Tenor, Peter Bronder/Bob Boles Baritone, David Wilson-Johnson/Capitán Balstrode Tenor, Tomás Puig/Horace Adams Bass/Baritone, Mark S. Doss/Swallow Bass/Baritone, Andrew Foster Williams/Hobson Mezzosoprano, Susan Gorton/Tía Baritone, José Antonio López/Ned Keene Soprano, Emma Gardner/1ª niece Soprano, Soledad Cardoso/2ª niece Escolanía Ntra. Sra. de los Desamparados con la generalitat Valenciana Orquesta de Valencia Josep Pons, director Benjamin Britten and Peter Grimes, op. 33 (concierto version of opera) Monday 21st May at 8.15pm Gidon Kremer, violín Orquesta del festival de budapest Ivan Fischer, director Richard Strauss, “El Caballero de la Rosa” (First Suite) Béla Bartók, Violin and Orchestra Concierto no 1. Ludwig van Beethoven, Symphony no 5 in C Minor From 24th May to 22nd July Exhibition de Grupo el Paso Sponsored by Ibercaja Friday 25th May at 7.30pm Radu Lupu, piano Orquesta de Valencia Yaron Traub, conductor Gioacchino Rossini, La gazza ladra (overture) Robert Schumann, piano and orchestra in A Minor Béla Bartók, concert with orchestra Monday 28th May at 8.15pm International Soloists Julia Fischer, violín Yakov kreizberg, piano Ludwig van Beethoven, Symphony no 9 in A Major, “Kreutzer” Piotr Ilich Chaikovski, “Recuerdos de un lugar querido” Edvard Grieg, Violín and piano sonata no 3 22 MAGAZINE May 4 - May 10 2007 H E A LT H Recent studies link HRT and cancer The Lancet medical journal suggests that women who use HRT (Hormone Replacement Therapy) were 20% more likely to die from ovarian cancer than similar women who did not take HRT. The theory is that the hormones help fuel the growth of tumours. It is possible that even more women with small slow-growing tumours that cannot be detected will further raise the risk percentages in due course. As a result it is recommended that HRT is taken for the shortest possible time and in the lowest possible dose - in which case its benefits significantly outweigh the risks posed. However, there is also a range of natural supplements and dietary measures that homeopathic doctors recommend to counter the effects of the menopause in women. For instance, flaxseed oil, and soya based products taken over a longer period of time can assist many women with symptoms that would otherwise require a course of HRT. Since these products do not carry the additional cancer risks associated with HRT they may prove suitable for women with family histories of breast and ovarian cancers. The most important factor is to consult with a doctor to assess your individual case - and to consider whether your family history, current level of health, normal diet and peace of mind have all been taken into account. Do you have a question for Dr Millar? E-mail us: advice@thinkspain.com Jean Millar Q People are always talking to me about preventing illness and having health checks, but I would like to have a definite idea of what to check and when? I have been very lucky and I feel that I am in good health. I am 32. (good sleep prolongs life) Monitor dental & eye health, or hearing loss. A Bear in mind family medical history and implications Continue the checks, and review your family history again as new knowledge in medicine arises, or changes within your family Males are still the frailer sex at birth and more likely to die before women. When studies have been done to clarify why this should be (apart from genetic inheritance] the only clear idea was that women generally attend the doctors more frequently than men, probably because of the cervical smear and breast check programmes, and so receive more general health care attention. They are generally more likely to be the ones to take the children to the doctor as well. Below is a shortened version of an excellent way to approach your health as a man of your age group. Life-long Issues Looking at you as a whole: Once a month performing a quick mental review of the areas below would do no harm, to be aware if any of these areas hold negative issues for you. If you know there are problems or would simply like more information, seek advice. If you already know the answers, try taking your own positive advice. Diet/Hydration Read: “You Are What You Eat” by Gillian McBeith. Take age appropriate exercise / athletics (with advice from a fitness expert) Check your emotional health (frequently ignored by men) i.e anger management, recognizing and expressing emotions, marital / relationship problems, violence, suicidal feelings Avoid alcohol / tobacco / drugs Consider your spiritual, and sexual life or orientation Check your sleep habits Genetic/inherited illness Ages 21 to 35: Consider education/career, work fulfillment / stresses, fatherhood / family issues, balancing work / leisure, stages in marital relationships, accident prevention, alcohol, tobacco, drugs Review family medical history with your doctor and start regular appropriate check-ups Diet /hydration /exercise / sleep are still important Blood pressure checks Testicular self-examintion Prostate Heart /Lungs Cholesterol / Glucose levels Ages 36 to 50: Issues may be dealing with aging parents, teenage children, female menopause, marital problems / divorce, work problems, sense of mortality diet / hydration /exercise / sleep In particular now there may be male menopause issues, such as male pattern baldness or sexual dysfunction. This by no means covers every aspect of life and health / illness. It is an attempt to encourage you to review your current condition (habits, preventative measures, knowledge, and medication) and to seek the guidance of your doctor at regular intervals as you move from one life stage to the next. It is also an attempt to encourage you to think of yourself as a whole being, and realize that every aspect of living can impinge well or badly on your health and hence your enjoyment of life and longevity. In general, a holistic approach to your health and lifestyle is best. Jean Millar can be contacted on 96 583 87 54 (Calpe) or www.perlamarclinica.com television www. thinkspain.com/today Tuesday 8th May - Sky Movies Sci fi/Horror 22.00 - 23.55 Strong-minded Caroline Ellis is a driven young woman with no time for local tales of witchcraft and black magic. The young hospice worker is determined to make enough money to attend nursing school, even if it means taking a job as a live-in caretaker for the elderly owner of an isolated plantation house an hour’s drive outside of New Orleans, deep in the atmospheric Louisiana delta renowned for the locals’ mystical practices and powerful ceremonies. The decrepit Terrebonne Parish mansion is home to Violet and Ben Devereaux and both the house and its occupants seem weighted with somber histories. Caring for Ben after a stroke has left him nearly paralyzed and mute. To make maneuvering throughout the large home an easier task, Violet entrusts the new live-in with a skeleton key that unlocks every door–including one that Caroline discovers obscured by a bookcase at the back of the house’s attic. Seemingly forgotten, the room holds an intriguing mix of antiques, mirrors oddly banished from the rooms below and artifacts apparently connected to the practice of a strange kind of magic–a folk magic that conflicts directly with Caroline’s common sense and pragmatic way of thinking. And yet, small instances of the unexplainable begin to occur. The mansion–and the strange couple who inhabit it–are rife with secrets. The more Caroline explores, the deeper she is drawn into a darkening mystery in the attic room at the very heart of the house–towards a terrifying and sinister legacy that threatens to take vengeance on anyone who comes to believe in its power. As Caroline begins to question her own convictions, she comes ever closer to opening the door and crossing the threshold to where simple belief becomes deadly reality. pick of the week.... film choice digital choice Man Of The House Sky Movies HD1 Wednesday 9th May 16.20 - 18.20 A by-the-book Texas Ranger Roland Sharp tracks down a key informant with the help of an ex-con turned preacher Percy Stevens. But when the informant is offed, the hard-headed Sharp is assigned to protect the only witness to the crime–a group of University of Texas cheerleaders–by going undercover and moving in with the five uncontrollable coeds. For a guy used to ducking bullets and confronting heavily armed drug dealers, he’s now up to his elbows in pomspoms. terrestrial choice Rocky V Thursday 10th May 20.00 - 22.00 Sky Modern Greats Seed Of Chucky Sky Movies HD 2 Thursday 10th May 17.15 - 19.05 The killer doll is back! Glen is the orphan offspring of the irrepressible devilish-doll-come-to-life Chucky and his equally twisted bride Tiffany. When production starts on a movie detailing the urban legend of his parents’ lethal exploits, Glen heads for Hollywood where he brings his bloodthirsty parents back from the dead. The family dynamics are far from perfect as Chucky and Tiffany go Hollywood and get rolling on a new spree of murderous mayhem Rocky risks losing everything, stricken with brain damage from his years in the ring, and goes back to his meager origins, only to become embroiled in a street fight with his surrogate son. terrestrial | digital | radio | sport | film 96 295 40 10 www.byfcars.com - byfcars@byfcars.com Info and reservations: C/ San Rafael, 21 • 46700 GANDIA Tel. 96 286 48 42 - Fax 96 286 48 55 Pol. Ind. C/ Llanterners, 2 • 03725 TEULADA Tel. 902 222 095 - Fax 902 221 012 C/ Clot de la Mota, 35 • 46730 PLAYA GANDIA Tel. 96 284 82 45 Ctra. 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TELEVISION May 4 - May 10 2007 25 Friday 4th May 2007 FILMS SKY MOVIES sci-fi & horror 13:00 15:00 17:00 18:25 20:20 22:00 23:50 01:40 03:25 The Jacket Gattaca The Tingler Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow The Cave Gattaca Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow The Cave The Tingler SKY MOVIES premier 17:00 18:45 20:30 21:00 23:00 01:00 Martha: Behind Bars Tsotsi Premiere Close Up Rumor Has It Underworld: Evolution The Robber Bride SKY MOVIES modern greats 08:15 Shadowlands 10:30 Rocky IV 12:10 Grease 14:10 16:10 18:25 20:00 22:00 00:00 02:05 04:30 06:15 Nineteen Eighty-Four Shadowlands Rocky IV Nineteen Eighty-Four Grease Saturday Night Fever The Day of the Locust Rocky IV Nineteen Eighty-Four SKY MOVIES indies 08:15 10:30 12:10 14:10 16:10 18:25 20:00 22:00 00:00 02:05 04:30 06:15 Shadowlands Rocky IV Grease Nineteen Eighty-Four Shadowlands Rocky IV Nineteen Eighty-Four Grease Saturday Night Fever The Day of the Locust Rocky IV Nineteen Eighty-Four SKY MOVIES family 07:00 Daniel and the Superdogs 08:55 Abe and Bruno Underworld: Evolution Sky Movies Premier 23.00 - 01.00 With the exposure of well-kept secrets and the tough resolve of one betrayed Vampire warrior, a centuries-long struggle between vicious predators has reached new heights of fierceness. But it’s one Immortal’s insatiable lust for power that leads to disturbing new disclosures about the origins of the feud between the Vampires and the Lycans. The past just got very twisted, and the future may reveal an entirely new breed, the likes of which no one has ever seen. Hunted vampire Selene seeks out Marcus, king of the Vampires, in the hope of bargaining for her life. Hybrid Michael wants to join Selene in her quest but is unable to trust the werewolf raging uncontrolled inside him, and she refuses his companionship. 10:35 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze 12:05 Fantastic Four 13:55 The Red Sneakers 15:50 Spice World 17:30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze 19:00 Fantastic Four 21:00 The Jewel of The Nile 22:50 Spice World 00:25 The Duke 02:00 The Jewel of The Nile 04:00 Voyage of The Unicorn Part I SKY MOVIES drama 07:00 Daniel and the Superdogs 08:55 Abe and Bruno 10:35 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze 12:05 Fantastic Four 13:55 The Red Sneakers 15:50 Spice World 17:30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze 19:00 Fantastic Four 21:00 The Jewel of The Nile 22:50 Spice World 00:25 The Duke 02:00 The Jewel of The Nile 04:00 Voyage of The Unicorn Part I SKY MOVIES comedy 07:00 09:00 10:45 12:30 14:40 16:50 18:40 20:30 21:00 23:00 01:00 02:45 04:25 06:20 A Touch of Larceny Bean Teen Wolf American Dreamz The 40 Year Old Virgin Bean Clueless The Top 10 Show American Dreamz The 40 Year Old Virgin Clueless Saving Grace Preaching To The Perverted Teen Wolf SKY MOVIES classics 08:00 I Was a Male War Bride 10:00 Funeral in Berlin 12:00 Creature From The Black Lagoon 13:35 I Was a Male War Bride 15:35 Song of Norway 18:00 The Professionals 20:00 Classics Close Up 20:30 Creature From The Black Lagoon 22:00 Funeral in Berlin 23:45 The Professionals 01:45 Marty 03:25 Guns of August 05:15 Song of Norway 01:00 The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 03:00 Carlito’s Way: Rise to Power FILM 4 14:00 15:45 17:50 20:15 22:00 00:15 02:20 Harriet Craig Operation Amsterdam The Apartment The Beverly Hillbillies Charlotte Gray Withnail and I Whisky TCM SKY MOVIES action/thriller 07:05 08:50 10:50 12:50 14:35 14:55 17:05 19:00 21:00 23:00 01:00 03:05 05:05 Frozen Impact Down’ n Dirty The Warriors Elektra Spider-Man 3 Making Of The Saint The Warriors Broken Arrow Elektra The Saint Running Scared Broken Arrow Frozen Impact SKY MOVIES HD 1 12:00 14:00 16:00 18:00 20:10 22:00 00:00 01:50 Herbie: Fully Loaded Meet the Fockers Because of Winn-Dixie A League of Their Own Herbie: Fully Loaded Meet the Fockers Down and Out in Beverly Hills A League of Their Own SKY MOVIES HD 2 13:00 Finding Neverland 15:00 Mr. & Mrs. Smith 17:05 The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 19:15 Finding Neverland 21:00 Mr. & Mrs. Smith 23:05 The Hills Have Eyes 07:45 08:05 10:00 12:00 14:25 16:00 19:50 22:00 00:20 02:15 03:25 03:45 06:00 Teleshopping Bridge to the Sun Made in Paris The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm Bad Day at Black Rock Ben-Hur Mogambo The Fugitive The Wrong Man Freaks Teleshopping Greed The Angry Hills DISNEY cinemagic 07:00 07:25 07:45 08:10 08:35 09:00 09:25 09:50 10:15 10:40 11:05 11:30 11:55 12:20 12:45 The Little Mermaid Aladdin House of Mouse Emperor’s New School Recess Lilo and Stitch Lilo and Stitch House of Mouse Tarzan Tarzan Goof Troop Hercules Aladdin 101 Dalmatians Buzz Lightyear of Star Com mand 13:10 The Little Mermaid 13:35 DuckTales 14:00 House of Mouse 14:25 14:50 15:15 15:40 16:00 16:20 16:45 17:10 17:35 18:00 19:05 19:15 19:40 20:00 22:15 22:25 22:50 23:15 23:45 00:10 00:35 Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Aladdin Hercules House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess Lilo and Stitch 2 Classic Toons Recess Lilo and Stitch Bedknobs and Broomsticks Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess DuckTales Lilo and Stitch Recess House of Mouse Mr & Mrs Smith SKY Movies HD 2 15.00 - 17.05 & 21.00 - 23.05 John and Jane Smith are an ordinary suburban couple with an ordinary, lifeless suburban marriage. But each is hiding something the other would kill to know: Mr. and Mrs. Smith are actually highly paid, incredibly efficient assassins–and they work for competing organizations. Mr. and Mrs. Smith both discover a new source of excitement in their marriage, when they’re hired to assassinate each other–and that’s when the real fun starts. The result is a total action spectacle, as Mr. and Mrs. Smith put their formidable skills to work and their marriage to the ultimate test. GENERAL INTEREST BBC 3 20:00 Castaway 21:00 Freaky Eaters 22:00 Doctor Who 22:45 Doctor Who Confidential 23:00 EastEnders 23:30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 00:30 Ideal 01:00 Family Guy 01:45 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 02:45 Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive 03:15 Castaway 04:10 Freaky Eaters BBC 4 20:00 Elgar’s Enigma: A Hidden Portrait 20:50 Diary of a Nobody: Shorts 21:00 The World 21:30 In Concert 22:10 Imagine 23:05 The BBC Four Sessions 00:05 The Avengers 00:55 The Worst Journey in the World 01:55 Marcus Brigstocke’s Trophy People 02:25 Frank Hurley: The Man who Made History 03:25 The Worst Journey in the World 04:25 Marcus Brigstocke’s Trophy People BBC prime 07:00 Little Robots 07:10 Angelmouse 07:15 Tweenies 07:35 Balamory 07:55 Teletubbies 08:20 The Roly Mo Show 08:35 William’s Wish Wellingtons 08:40 Big Cook Little Cook 09:00 Room Rivals 09:30 Staying Put 10:30 Garden Invaders 11:00 Marry Me 11:30 Nile 12:30 Dad’s Army 13:00 Mad About Alice 13:30 My 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Rock From The Sun 21:00 Police Patrol 21:30 The Force 22:00 Best Ever Big Fight Live 23:00 The Contender Challenge 00:00 The Cowboy Way 02:10 Extreme Wind-Ups 02:40 The Larry Sanders Show 03:10 Best Ever Big Fight Live 04:10 Now and Again LIVING 07:00 Home Shopping 08:00 Divorce Court 08:30 Divorce Court 09:00 Maury 09:55 The Fix 10:00 The Golden Girls 11:00 Cheaters 12:00 The Jerry Springer Show 13:00 Maury 13:55 The Fix 14:00 Will and Grace 15:00 Bewitched 16:00 Close to Home 17:00 Charmed 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 The X Files 21:00 Close to Home 22:00 Criminal Minds 23:00 CSI: Miami 00:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 01:00 The X Files 02:00 Criminal Minds 03:00 The Division 04:00 Body of Evidence: From the Case Files of Dayle Hinman 04:50 The Hairdresser 05:40 The Jerry Springer Show PARAMOUNT comedy 07:00 QVC 10:00 Two and a Half Men 11:00 King of Queens 12:00 Scrubs 13:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 14:00 Less Than Perfect 15:00 Frasier 16:00 Two and a Half Men 17:00 King 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03:40 Star Trek: Voyager 04:30 Hex 05:20 Uncut! Reps in Ibiza 06:10 Malo Korrig UKTV gold 07:00 EastEnders 07:35 Neighbours 08:05 Last of the Summer Wine 08:45 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 09:25 EastEnders 10:00 The Bill 11:00 Casualty 12:00 Dallas14:00 Alistair Mcgowan’s Big Impression 14:20 The Thin Blue Line 15:00 One Foot in the Grave 16:20 The Vicar of Dibley 17:00 Only Fools and Horses 18:00 Dallas 20:00 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 20:40 The Thin Blue Line 21:20 The Vicar of Dibley 22:00 Fawlty Towers 22:40 One Foot in the Grave 23:20 Euromillions 23:30 Species 01:35 Fawlty Towers 03:00 Room 101 03:35 The House of Eliott 06:10 Neighbours UKTV people 10:00 Missing 11:00 Animal Park 12:00 A Life of Grime 13:00 Missing 14:00 Animal Park 15:00 A Life of Grime 16:00 Animal Park 18:00 A Life of Grime 19:00 Missing 20:00 Animal Park 21:00 A Life of Grime 22:00 Missing Persons Unit 23:00 LA Forensics 00:00 Traffic Cops 01:00 Forensic Files 02:00 Missing Persons Unit 03:00 LA Forensics UKTV style 08:00 Builders Sweat and Tears 08:30 Staying Put 09:00 Flog It! 10:00 DIY SOS 11:00 Who Rules the Roost? 12:00 Living in the Sun 13:00 Our Home 14:00 Cash in the Attic 15:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 16:00 Escape to the Country 17:00 To Buy or Not to Buy 18:00 Flog It! 19:00 Homes under the Hammer 20:00 Escape to the Country 21:00 Fantasy Homes By The Sea 22:00 DIY SOS 23:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 00:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 01:00 Put Your Money Where Your House Is 02:00 A Life Coach Less Ordinary 2 03:00 Stylin’ Gypsies UKTV bright ideas 07:00 Seven Year Makeover 07:30 Design ER 08:00 Our House 09:30 Room Rivals 10:00 Antiques Roadshow 11:00 Hard Sell 11:30 Weed It and Reap 12:00 Deck Dates 12:30 Room Rivals 13:00 Tamasin’s Great British Classics 13:30 Gino D’acampo: An Italian In Mexico 14:00 Seasonally Scottish 14:30 The Tanner Brothers 15:00 Seven Year Makeover 15:30 Design ER 16:00 Our House 17:00 Hard Sell 17:30 Weed It and Reap 18:00 Antiques Roadshow UKTV drama 07:00 Howards’ Way 08:00 Pickwick Papers 08:40 Just Good Friends 09:20 Citizen Smith 10:00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 11:00 Bergerac 12:00 As Time Goes By 12:40 Waiting For God 13:20 Last of the Summer Wine 14:00 Dangerfield 15:00 Murder, She Wrote 16:00 Bergerac 17:00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 18:00 As Time Goes By 18:40 Waiting For God 19:20 Last of the Summer Wine 20:00 Dangerfield 21:00 Murder, She Wrote 22:00 Taggart 00:45 Campion 01:50 Taggart 04:15 Howards’ Way 05:05 Pickwick Papers 05:35 Just Good Friends 06:05 Citizen Smith TELEVISION 26 May 4 - May 10 2007 Saturday 5th May 2007 BBC 1 BBC 2 ITV 1 London CHANNEL 4 FIVE E4 07:00 11:00 12:30 13:00 13:10 14:00 07:00 07:30 07:50 08:00 08:10 08:35 09:00 09:30 10:00 11:00 11:20 11:30 12:00 12:30 12:45 13:00 13:30 17:30 07:00 GMTV 10:25 Horrid Henry 10:35 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 10:50 The Amazing Adrenalini Brothers 11:00 Jungle Run 11:30 King Arthur’s Disasters 12:00 My Parents Are Aliens 12:30 Spider-Man 3: UK Premiere Special 13:00 Saturday Cooks 14:30 ITV News; Weather 14:35 London Today 14:40 Murder, She Wrote: The Celtic Riddle 16:15 Agatha Christie’s Thirteen at Dinner 18:10 London Tonight 18:25 ITV News; Sports Results; Weather 18:40 You’ve Been Framed! Kids Special 19:40 Vernon Kay’s Gameshow Marathon 20:45 Grease Is the Word 22:15 Who Wants to be a Millionaire? 23:10 Grease Is the Word Results 23:40 Parkinson 00:45 ITV News; Weather 01:00 ITV Play 04:50 Don’t Move, Improve 05:30 Don’t Move, Improve 06:00 ITV Nightscreen 06:30 ITV Morning News 07:10 07:35 08:00 09:00 09:55 10:25 11:25 12:15 12:50 13:25 13:55 15:00 07:00 07:55 08:25 08:35 08:45 08:55 09:00 07:00 08:00 09:00 10:00 11:00 14:30 Trader 03:00 Biker Build-off 04:00 American Hotrod 04:50 Record Breaking Fish 05:15 Lake Escapes 05:40 John Wilson’s Dream Fishing 06:30 Watercolours with Charles Evans Uncovered 21:00 Pyramids Investigated 22:00 The Hunley 00:00 The Sea Hunters 01:00 US Swat 02:00 Bounty Hunters 17:30 18:10 18:30 19:00 20:00 20:45 21:45 22:35 22:45 23:15 23:30 01:00 02:25 03:25 Breakfast Saturday Kitchen Great British Menu BBC News and Weather Football Focus World Championship Snooker Final Score BBC News Just for Laughs The National Lottery People’s Quiz Doctor Who Any Dream Will Do Casualty The National Lottery People’s Quiz Any Dream Will Do BBC News and Weather Match of The Day Throw Momma from the Train Friday Night with Jonathan Ross Joins BBC News 24 MATCH OF THE DAY 18:25 19:10 20:00 23:00 23:40 00:40 02:30 03:20 Teletubbies Balamory Step Inside Batfink Arthur Watch My Chops Mona The Vampire The Story of Tracy Beaker Hider in the House What’s New Scooby Doo? The Cramp Twins Totally Doctor Who The Story of Tracy Beaker The Fairly Odd Parents Sportsround See Hear Badminton Horse Trials World Championship Snooker Flog It! The Culture Show World Championship Snooker Have I Got a Bit More News for You TOTP2 Goes Eurovision! The Fabulous Baker Boys The Culture Show Miss Julie 23.30 - 01.00 All the action from today’s premiership games 17:15 17:50 18:35 19:40 20:05 20:35 22:05 00:15 02:20 02:55 04:30 05:55 06:05 06:15 06:25 The Hoobs The Hoobs Goalissimo The Morning Line Friends Musicool Popworld Friends Friends Shipwrecked 2007 Shipwrecked 2007 Channel 4 Racing From Newmarket and Goodwood Location, Location, Location Deal or No Deal Classic Monarchy By David Starkey Channel 4 News Unreported World Houses of Power Road to Perdition The Long Good Friday Ibiza Rocks With Sony Ericsson Thursday 20 Dates Dish Loves Me... Loves Me Not In Your Dreams Countdown CREACION DE UN IMPERIO 09:15 09:30 10:00 10:05 10:15 10:30 11:00 12:00 13:05 14:05 14:50 16:25 17:55 19:25 21:15 21:40 22:35 23:35 00:35 01:35 02:35 06:35 Sunrise Franklin Mist: Sheepdog Tales Little Princess Make Way for Noddy Say It with Noddy Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs The Book of Pooh Ebb and Flo Peppa Pig Fifi and The Flowertots Jane and the Dragon Fifth Gear World’s Strongest Man: Final Man Eaters Built for the Kill The Woman in Question Columbo: Requiem for a Falling Star Rocket Man Grumpy Old Men Five News and Sport Navy NCIS CSI: New York Law and Order Grey’s Anatomy Grey’s Anatomy Quiz Call Wildlife SOS NATIONAL geographic 23.30 - 01.20 15:30 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 19:55 21:00 21:30 22:00 02:10 03:15 04:05 05:05 05:25 05:50 06:10 06:30 Uninterrupted Uninterrupted E4 Music’s A List Our Showbiz Mates Skinny Jeans Superstars The Search For The Next Pussycat Doll Hollyoaks Omnibus Friends Friends The Simple Life The Simple Life Wife Swap Friends Friends 100 Funniest Moments Transmission With T-Mobile The Search For The Next Pussycat Doll Wife Swap The Simple Life The Simple Life Switched Switched Switched FRIENDS 18.00 - 19.00 & 21.00 - 22.00 Hilarious sitcom about six New Yorkers: Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Ross, Chandler and Joey, and the funny situations they find themselves in. 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Ford Football Special: Man chester City V Manchester United Gillette Soccer Saturday Guinness Rugby: Guinness Premiership Semi-Final Champions League Weekly Football First: Game Of The Day Football First: Match Choice Football First: Match Choice Football First: Match Choice Big Fight Special Moto+ Champions League Weekly Man Utd v Man City 13.00 - 16.00 After going out in midweek to Milan will Man U be able to bounce back against their closet enemies 07:00 De LA Hoya V Mayweather - 24/7 07:30 Guinness Rugby: Super 14 - Highlanders V Brumbies 09:30 Guinness Rugby: Super 14 - Hurricanes V Waratahs 11:30 De LA Hoya V Mayweather - 24/7 12:00 Max Power 13:00 European Tour Golf: Telecom Italia Open 17:00 De LA Hoya V Mayweather - 24/7 17:30 Super League: Millennium Magic - Hull V Hull K.R 20:00 Super League: Millennium Magic - Wigan V St Helens 22:00 Spanish Football 00:00 Guinness Rugby: Guinness Premiership Semi-Finals + Army V Navy 02:00 Spanish Football 04:00 Football First: Match Choice 05:15 Football First: Match Choice 06:30 British Formula Ford Cham pionship SKY SPORTS 3 07:00 Sports Unlimited 08:00 America’s Cup Sailing: America’s Cup Round Robin 2 09:00 Max Power 10:00 Racing News 11:00 NBA Basketball Match TBA 13:00 De LA Hoya V Mayweather - 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03.00 Pick which premiership game you would like to watch extended highlights off every 45 minutes TELEVISION May 4 - May 10 2007 27 Saturday 5th May 2007 FILMS SKY MOVIES sci-fi & horror 13:00 The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 15:10 Earth Minus Zero 17:00 Basilisk: The Serpent King 18:45 The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 20:35 Earth Minus Zero 22:00 AVP: Alien vs. Predator 23:45 Pet Sematary 01:45 The Hills Have Eyes 03:25 Basilisk: The Serpent King SKY MOVIES premier 17:00 18:40 20:30 21:00 23:00 01:00 See Arnold Run The Matador Premiere Close Up Final Destination 3 Capote Get Rich or Die Tryin’ SKY MOVIES modern greats 08:15 10:15 12:15 14:15 16:15 18:00 The Beguiled Pretty in Pink The Offence The Beguiled Pretty in Pink Rocky V 20:00 22:00 00:05 02:05 03:40 05:45 The Offence Salvador Blue Collar Foxy Brown Salvador The Offence SKY MOVIES indies 13:00 15:00 17:00 18:50 19:20 20:10 22:00 23:55 01:50 03:50 04:10 The Beat My Heart Skipped The Ice Storm Mad Hot Ballroom Indie Close Up Galapagos The Beat My Heart Skipped The Ice Storm Mad Hot Ballroom Best The Top 10 Show Galapagos SKY MOVIES family 07:00 FernGully: The Last Rainforest 08:20 Kicking and Screaming 10:05 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D 11:50 Batman and Robin 14:05 The Witches 15:40 Robots ROBOTS Sky Movies Family 15.40 - 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Fender’s head, arms, and legs routinely fall off at the most inopportune moments. As Rodney fulfills Fender’s ongoing need for repairs, the two become fast friends. Piper is Fender’s tomboy kid sister, who surprises everyone with her determination and strength. 17:15 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D 18:50 Batman and Robin 21:00 The Witches 22:35 Robots 00:10 Kicking and Screaming 01:50 Zeus and Roxanne 03:35 A Pig’s Tale 05:20 The Secret of N.I.M.H. SKY MOVIES drama 07:00 08:50 10:35 12:15 13:55 16:00 17:40 19:20 21:00 23:05 01:15 03:40 05:35 By Dawn’s Early Light The Winning Season Big Spender A Good Woman Jarhead The Winning Season Big Spender A Good Woman Jarhead The Cotton Club The Devil’s Advocate True Colors By Dawn’s Early Light SKY MOVIES comedy 08:00 Mastermind 09:45 The Honeymooners 11:30 To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 13:30 American Pie Presents Band Camp 15:15 The Honeymooners 17:00 Outrageous Fortune 19:00 To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 21:00 American Pie Presents Band Camp 22:40 The Top 10 Show 23:00 Outrageous Fortune 00:40 Black Sheep 02:10 Mr. Reliable 04:05 Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 05:35 Mastermind SKY MOVIES classics 07:50 09:15 11:50 13:40 15:40 The Great Moment A Farewell to Arms Fantastic Voyage Anzio Rebel Without A Cause 17:40 20:15 22:00 00:00 01:55 03:40 A Farewell to Arms Fantastic Voyage Anzio Rebel Without A Cause The Lost Weekend Saturday Night and Sunday Morning 05:25 The Great Moment SKY MOVIES action/thriller 07:00 10:00 12:00 13:50 16:50 19:10 21:00 23:25 01:40 03:40 06:30 The Lost Empire Before and After Attack Force Z The Lost Empire Conan the Barbarian Attack Force Z Batman Begins Conan the Barbarian An Innocent Man The Lost Empire Action and Thriller Close Up Kicking and Screaming Sky Movies Family 08.20 - 10.05 & 00,10 - 01,50 Vitamin salesman Phil is spurred into coaching his son’s football team when the boy is traded to another squad. 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Worcestershire V Nottinghamshire 19:30 Sky Sports Classics: Cricket Classics - Lancashire V Yorkshire (B&h Cup 1996) 20:00 Big Fight Special: Oscar De LA Hoya V Floyd Mayweather (Wbc Light Middleweight Title) 22:00 America’s Cup Sailing: America’s Cup Round Robin 2 23:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn 00:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat 01:00 U.S Superbikes 02:00 U.S Superbikes 03:00 Cricket: Friends Provident Trophy - Worcestershire V Nottinghamshire 04:30 U.S Superbikes 05:30 U.S Superbikes 06:30 Rally World EUROSPORT 07:00 Motorcycling: Grand Prix In Shanghai, China 08:15 Motorcycling: Grand Prix In Shanghai, China 10:00 Rally 10:30 Motorcycling: Grand Prix In Shanghai, China 11:00 Motorcycling: Grand Prix In Shanghai, China 11:45 FIA World Touring Car Championship: Round In Zandvoort, Netherlands 12:45 Football: Gooooal! 13:00 Tennis: WTA Tournament In Warsaw, Poland 14:45 Motorcycling: Grand Prix In Shanghai, China 15:15 FIA World Touring Car Championship: Round In Zandvoort, Netherlands 16:15 Snooker: World Championship In Sheffield, United Kingdom 18:30 Motorsports: Motorsports Weekend Magazine 19:00 Boxing: International Contest In Corpus Christi, USA 21:00 Snooker: World Championship In Sheffield, United Kingdom 00:00 Beach Volley: Swatch-FIVB World Tour In Shanghai, China 00:30 Beach Volley: Swatch-FIVB World Tour In Shanghai, China ESPN classic 07:00 08:00 09:00 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 13:00 13:30 14:00 14:30 15:00 15:30 16:00 17:00 Swimming: Road to Glory Superstars Superstars Man Utd V Man City Man City V Man Utd Man Utd V Man City Man City V Man Utd, 93/94 There’s Something About Beckham Strikers: Andy Gray Strikers: Mark Hughes Strikers: Kevin Keegan Strikers: Kenny Dalglish Strikers: Gary Lineker Strikers: Ian Rush UEFA: Rangers V Dynamo Moscow Jackie Stewart: The Flying Scot Jackie Stewart: The Flying 17:30 Scot 18:00 There’s Something About Beckham 19:00 Strikers: Andy Gray 19:30 Strikers: Mark Hughes 20:00 Man Utd V Man City 20:30 Man City V Man Utd 21:00 Man Utd V Man City 21:30 Man City V Man Utd, 93/94 22:00 There’s Something About Beckham 23:00 Henry Cooper: Sporting Greats 23:30 00:00 00:30 01:00 01:30 02:00 02:30 03:00 04:00 04:30 05:00 05:30 06:00 Frank Bruno: Sporting Greats Strikers: Kevin Keegan Strikers: Ian Rush Man Utd V Man City Man City V Man Utd Man Utd V Man City Man Utd V Man City There’s Something About Beckham Henry Cooper: Sporting Greats Frank Bruno: Sporting Greats Jackie Stewart: The Flying Scot Jackie Stewart: The Flying Scot Boxing: Road to Glory Arsenal v Chelsea Sky Sports 1 16.30 - 19.30 A great match anticipated at the Emirates Stadium where Arsenal will be looking for revenge after the Carling Cup final defeat, and if Man Utd beat Man City and Arsenal Beat Chelsea then Man Utd could be named Premiership champions TELEVISION May 4 - May 10 2007 29 Sunday 6th May 2007 FILMS SKY MOVIES sci-fi & horror 13:00 15:00 17:00 19:05 19:35 20:30 22:00 23:55 01:45 04:00 Doom Race With the Devil The Exorcism of Emily Rose Sci-Fi and Horror Close Up Star Wars: Feel The Force Race With the Devil Alien: Resurrection Doom The Exorcism of Emily Rose Star Wars: Feel The Force SKY MOVIES premier 17:00 18:40 20:30 21:00 23:00 01:00 See Arnold Run The Matador Premiere Close Up Final Destination 3 Capote Get Rich or Die Tryin’ SKY MOVIES modern greats 07:40 09:30 11:35 13:40 On Golden Pond Romeo and Juliet Catch-22 Gorky Park 15:50 17:45 19:50 22:00 00:05 01:50 03:50 05:50 On Golden Pond Romeo and Juliet Lethal Weapon 4 Catch-22 Easy Rider Miller’s Crossing Across 110th Street Gorky Park SKY MOVIES indies 13:00 15:25 17:00 18:55 19:25 20:15 22:00 23:50 01:45 04:20 The Portrait of a Lady Stolen Kisses The Hudsucker Proxy Indie Close Up Into the Deep The Consequences of Love 2 Days in The Valley The Hudsucker Proxy The Portrait of a Lady Into The Deep SKY MOVIES family 07:00 Freddie As F.R.O.7 08:15 Under Wraps 10:00 The SpongeBob Square Pants Movie Wedding Crashers Sky Movies Comedy 14.45 - 16.45 & 21.00 - 23.00 11:30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 13:10 Sky High 14:55 Mrs Doubtfire 17:10 Spider-Man 3 Making Of 17:30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 19:15 Sky High 21:00 Mrs Doubtfire 23:10 The SpongeBob Square Pants Movie 00:40 Balto 02:05 Under Wraps 03:45 Freddie As F.R.O.7 05:15 Magical Legend of the Leprechauns Sky Movies action/thriller 23.00 - 01.05 Welcome to Sin City. This town beckons to the tough, the corrupt, the brokenhearted, Some call it dark. Some call it hard-boiled. Then there are those who call it home. Crooked cops. Sexy Dames. Desperate vigilantes. Some are seeking revenge--others lust after redemption. And then there are those hoping for a little of both. 07:25 09:05 10:45 12:25 14:05 16:05 17:45 19:20 21:00 23:00 01:00 02:50 04:25 06:05 A Child’s Cry for Help Miss Lettie and Me The Wool Cap Diggity: A Home at Last Ladies In Lavender Miss Lettie and Me The Wool Cap Diggity: A Home at Last Ladies In Lavender Courage Under Fire Dear Frankie Bad Apple Our America A Child’s Cry for Help 07:05 09:00 10:50 12:25 12:45 14:45 16:55 18:40 21:00 23:00 00:45 02:50 04:40 06:20 The Pirates of Penzance Captain Ron Rebound The Top 10 Show Nine Months Wedding Crashers Rebound The Birdcage Wedding Crashers Nine Months The Birdcage Bachelor Party Roseanna’s Grave Captain Ron SKY MOVIES classics 07:00 09:00 11:00 14:20 16:00 17:45 18:20 21:40 22:00 00:05 01:50 03:20 05:45 Guadalcanal Diary Hell in the Pacific Giant The Evil of Frankenstein Hell in the Pacific Chaplin Today - The Great Dictator Giant The Top 10 Show Gunfight At The O.K. Corral The Loneliness of The Long Distance Runner The Evil of Frankenstein Limelight People Will Talk SKY MOVIES action/thriller 07:00 08:50 11:55 13:45 15:45 17:50 21:00 23:00 01:05 The Village King Kong The Phantom The Village Speed 2: Cruise Control King Kong The Phantom Sin City Forbidden Fantasies 02:40 Primal Fear 04:50 Speed 2: Cruise Control SKY MOVIES HD 1 12:00 13:50 14:20 16:20 18:20 20:10 22:00 00:00 01:55 The Pacifier Modern Greats Close Up Lassie Guess Who The Pacifier Lassie The Conversation Guess Who My Cousin Vinny SKY MOVIES HD 2 13:00 15:00 17:00 18:45 21:00 23:15 01:05 03:30 Darkness Silverado The New World Four Brothers Face/Off Darkness TCM 07:55 08:15 10:10 12:00 14:00 16:00 18:05 19:40 22:00 00:15 02:05 04:05 04:25 06:00 SKY MOVIES drama SKY MOVIES comedy John and Jeremy specialise in crashing weddings. Gaining entry to the marriage of the daughter of Treasury Secretary Cleary is their greatest achievement, until John breaks the rules and falls in love. Romantic comedy. 17:00 18:45 21:00 23:15 01:05 03:30 Sin City The Good Mother Four Brothers Darkness Silverado The New World Four Brothers Face/Off Darkness FILM 4 13:00 The Good Mother 15:00 Four Brothers Teleshopping The Fountainhead Hotel Paradiso Kiss Me Kate The Roaring Twenties Please Don’t Eat the Daisies The Rounders Absence of Malice Magnum Force I Confess Silver River Teleshopping Never Let Me Go Private Potter DISNEY cinemagic 07:00 07:25 07:50 08:15 08:40 09:05 09:30 10:00 11:15 11:35 12:00 13:45 14:00 15:15 15:40 16:00 17:25 17:50 18:00 19:10 19:35 20:00 21:45 22:00 23:30 23:45 00:10 00:35 Classic Toons 101 Dalmatians The Little Mermaid Aladdin House of Mouse Recess Lilo and Stitch The Rescuers Lilo and Stitch Lilo and Stitch D2: The Mighty Ducks Recess Mulan II Emperor’s New School Lilo and Stitch Angels in the Infield Lilo and Stitch Recess Bambi 2 DuckTales Emperor’s New School D2: The Mighty Ducks Recess Angels in the Infield Emperor’s New School Lilo and Stitch Recess House of Mouse GENERAL INTEREST BBC 3 20:00 Castaway Exposed 20:30 Dog Borstal Unleashed 21:00 Doctor Who 21:45 Doctor Who Confidential 22:00 Bashing Booze Birds 23:00 How Young Can I Get? 23:55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 00:55 Mischief 01:55 Panic Room 02:50 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 03:50 Bashing Booze Birds BBC 4 20:00 Never Mind the Full Stops 20:30 Thoroughly Modern 21:00 Legends 22:00 How the Edwardians Spoke 23:00 A Night to Remember 01:00 Holmfirth Hollywood 02:00 The Edwardians in Colour 03:00 Legends 04:00 How the Edwardians Spoke BBC prime 07:00 Little Robots 07:10 Angelmouse 07:15 Tweenies 07:35 Balamory 07:55 Teletubbies 08:20 The Roly Mo Show 08:35 William’s Wish Wellingtons 08:40 Big Cook Little Cook 09:00 Dad’s Army 09:30 Speed 10:00 The Race for Everest 11:00 EastEnders 12:00 Life in the Undergrowth 13:00 Killer Lakes 14:00 Popcorn 15:00 Boss Women 16:00 Florida Fatbusters 16:30 A Year at Kew 17:00 Antiques Roadshow 18:00 EastEnders 19:00 Child of Our Time 2006 20:00 Days That Shook the World 21:00 Ray Mears: Extreme Survival 22:00 A Baby to Save Our Son 23:00 Jimi Hendrix: The Man They Made God 00:00 EastEnders 01:00 Child of Our Time 2006 02:00 Days That Shook the World 03:00 Jimi Hendrix: The Man They Made God 04:00 Ray Mears: Extreme Survival 05:00 Garden Invaders 05:30 Balamory 05:50 Tweenies 06:10 Big Cook Little Cook 06:30 Tikkabilla BBC world 07:00 BBC News 07:30 Kill or Cure? 08:00 BBC News 08:30 Fast Track 09:00 BBC News 09:10 The Doha Debates 10:00 BBC News 10:30 The Record Europe 11:00 BBC News 11:10 Post Military Trip 12:00 BBC News 12:30 This Week 13:00 BBC News 13:30 Our World 14:00 BBC News 14:10 The Accidental Angler 15:00 BBC News 15:15 Sport Today 15:30 Earth Report 16:00 BBC News 16:05 Have Your Say 17:00 BBC News 17:30 Dateline London 18:00 BBC News 18:30 Kill or Cure? 19:00 BBC News 19:10 The Doha Debates 20:00 BBC News 20:15 Sport Today 20:30 Have Your Say 21:00 BBC News 21:10 The Accidental Angler 22:00 BBC News 22:30 Earth Report 23:00 BBC News 23:30 Dateline London 00:00 BBC News 00:30 Reporters 01:00 BBC News 01:30 Extra Time 02:00 BBC News 02:30 Dateline London 03:00 BBC News 03:30 Our World 04:00 BBC News 04:30 Have Your Say 05:00 BBC News 05:30 HARDtalk 06:00 BBC News 06:30 World Business Report BRAVO 09:00 Spider-Man 10:00 The Dukes of Hazzard 11:00 Knight Rider 12:00 Gamer’s Guide to... 12:30 Gamer TV 13:00 Extreme... 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02:30 Who’ll Age Worst? 03:00 Win Your Own Home 03:30 Win Your Own Home UKTV bright ideas 07:00 The Nation’s Favourite Blooms 07:30 My Favourite Garden 08:00 Heaven’s Kitchen 09:00 Put Your Money Where Your House Is 09:30 Put Your Money Where Your House Is 10:00 Antiques Roadshow 11:00 Antiques Roadshow 12:00 Antiques Roadshow 13:00 The Nation’s Favourite Blooms 13:30 My Favourite Garden 14:00 Heaven’s Kitchen 15:00 Put Your Money Where Your House Is 15:30 Put Your Money Where Your House Is 16:00 Antiques Roadshow 17:00 Antiques Roadshow 18:00 Antiques Roadshow UKTV drama 07:00 Last of the Summer Wine 07:40 Last of the Summer Wine 08:20 Last of the Summer Wine 09:00 Keeping Up Appearances 09:40 Keeping Up Appearances 10:20 Keeping Up Appearances 11:00 Keeping Up Appearances 11:40 Keeping Up Appearances 12:20 Keeping Up Appearances 13:00 Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple 15:00 Murder, She Wrote 16:40 Murder, She Wrote 17:40 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 18:40 The Mrs Bradley Mysteries 19:50 Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple 22:00 Moll Flanders 00:00 Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple 02:05 Moll Flanders 03:50 The Mrs Bradley Mysteries 04:50 The Mrs Bradley Mysteries 05:50 Citizen Smith 06:20 The Liver Birds 06:50 The Dick Emery Show 30 TELEVISION May 4 - May 10 2007 Monday 7th May 2007 BBC 1 BBC 2 ITV 1 CHANNEL 4 FIVE E4 07:00 Breakfast 10:00 Animal Park 10:45 Homes under the Hammer 11:45 To Buy or Not to Buy 12:30 Bargain Hunt 13:15 BBC News and Weather 13:35 Regional News and Weather 13:40 Match of The Day Live: Arsenal Ladies v Charlton Ladies 16:10 Keeping Up Appearances 16:40 Antz 18:00 Open All Hours 18:30 BBC News 18:50 Regional News and Weather 19:00 Victoria’s Empire 20:00 Play it Again 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Panorama 22:00 New Tricks 23:00 BBC News 23:35 Not Going Out 00:05 Inside Sport 00:45 Godsend 02:25 Panorama 03:25 A Very English Village 04:25 It’s Not Easy Being Green 04:55 To Buy or Not to Buy 05:55 Joins BBC News 24 07:00 07:20 07:35 08:00 08:15 08:30 09:00 07:00 10:25 11:30 12:30 13:30 14:30 07:05 07:10 08:00 08:30 07:00 07:10 07:25 07:35 07:45 08:15 08:30 08:45 09:00 09:05 09:20 09:25 09:40 09:50 10:00 11:30 07:00 Uninterrupted 08:00 Natasha Bedinglfield Wants to Have Your Babies 09:00 Skinny Jeans Superstars 10:00 Uninterrupted 11:00 Mcfly’s Boys With Guitars 12:00 Fresh Tracks 13:00 Nothing But Dodgy Hair 14:00 Natasha Bedinglfield Wants to Have Your Babies 15:05 Switched 15:40 Ed 16:30 The O.C. 17:30 Hollyoaks 18:00 Friends 18:55 Scrubs 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 The War at Home 21:00 Friends 22:00 The Wedding Planner 00:00 Skins 01:00 Scrubs 02:05 Ed 02:55 Skins 03:55 The War at Home 04:15 Porn: A Family Business 05:10 The O.C. 05:55 Switched EASTENDERS 21.00 - 21.30 09:15 09:30 09:45 10:00 10:15 10:25 10:45 11:00 11:15 11:30 11:45 13:15 16:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 00:00 00:30 02:15 03:00 04:30 Fimbles The Story Makers Balamory Arthur Chucklevision Get 100 The Story of Tracy Beaker Krypto the Superdog Jackanory Junior Numberjacks Boogie Beebies Brum Me Too! Something Special Postman Pat The Roly Mo Show Coast Billy the Kid Quo Vadis? World Championship Snooker Flog It! Eggheads Great British Menu The Trees That Made Britain Johnny Kingdom: A Year On Exmoor World Championship Snooker Ruddy Hell! It’s Harry and Paul Anywhere But Here Joins BBC News 24 Talk Portuguese 1-6 Brazil Inside Out 1-5 May becomes dangerous when her plans to foil Rob and Dawn’s relationship backfire. Stacey looks after a sick Bradley. 15:00 16:00 17:00 19:00 19:25 19:40 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:30 00:00 00:15 02:05 02:30 05:10 06:00 06:30 GMTV The Jeremy Kyle Show 60 Minute Makeover 60 Minute Makeover Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News and Weather Midsomer Murders Rosemary and Thyme Poirot You’ve Been Framed! London Tonight ITV Evening News; Weather Emmerdale Coronation Street Waterworld Coronation Street ITV News; Weather Red Heat UEFA Champions League Weekly ITV Play The V Festival 2003 ITV Nightscreen ITV Morning News CORONATION STREET 20.30 - 21.00 & 21.30 - 00.00 Leanne panics as she realises that Paul has the power to ruin her relationship with Liam. Blanche pokes her nose in when Ken goes to visit Daniel. Liz and Derek have fun sneaking around. 08:55 09:55 10:50 11:40 13:20 14:20 16:30 17:15 18:00 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:15 22:00 23:00 00:05 01:10 02:20 03:20 04:20 04:50 05:00 06:40 Making It The Hoobs Freshly Squeezed Everybody Loves Raymond Just Shoot Me Frasier Will and Grace The Land That Time Forgot Life Begins Again The Battle of The River Plate Countdown Deal or No Deal The Paul O’Grady Show The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News Cheaper by the Dozen Cutting Edge ER The Sopranos Sex and The City Six Feet Under Transmission With T-Mobile Hallo Panda Veronique The Number Crew 2 Tudor Times FRASIER 09.55 - 10.50 Frasier resigns from his beloved Wine Club to avoid a conflict of interest when he begins a new show about wine appreciation, but is angered to learn that a resentful Niles - the club’s overbearing “corkmaster” - has ordered its old codger membership not to participate in the programme. Back at home, Martin tries to escape the muscular clutches of a Teutonic female physical therapist until he samples her schnitzel and other delicious dishes. 12:30 13:00 15:55 16:00 18:30 19:00 20:50 21:00 22:00 23:00 00:00 02:20 03:05 03:50 06:10 The Save-Ums! Fifi and The Flowertots Franny’s Feet Bird Bath Hi-5 Roary the Racing Car Little Princess Make Way for Noddy Say It with Noddy Fifi and The Flowertots Peppa Pig Thomas and Friends Old Bear Stories Mio Mao The Wright Stuff The Trisha Goddard Show five News The Great Race five News Update Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines five News Agent Cody Banks five News Fifth Gear Hidden Lives Prison Break Wolf NASCAR Nextel Cup US PGA Golf NHL Ice Hockey French Football: Le Championnat SCRUBS 18.55 - 20.00 & 01.00 - 02.05 A great medical comedy sitcom which follows the live of J.D. and his fellow interns DOCUMENTARIES DISCOVERY 07:00 Time Team 08:00 Mythbusters 09:00 How It’s Made 09:30 How It’s Made 10:00 John Lydon’s Mega Bugs 11:00 Secret Lives 12:00 Great White Shark: Uncaged 13:00 Killer Crocs of Costa Rica 14:00 Anacondas with Nigel Marven 15:00 Piranha Adventure 16:00 Meerkats With Nigel Marven 17:00 Nigel Marven’s Giant Rhino Adventure 18:00 Nigel Marven’s Ugly Animals 19:00 Bull Shark: World’s Deadliest Shark With Nigel Marven 20:00 Shark Chasers 21:00 Great White Shark: Uncaged 22:00 American Chopper 23:00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 00:00 Salvage Squad 01:00 The F.B.I. Files 02:00 Psychic Witness 03:00 Forensic Detectives 04:00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 04:50 American Chopper DISCOVERY real time 07:00 Tales from River Cottage 12:00 Escape to River Cottage 15:00 River Cottage Forever 19:00 Wheeler Dealers 20:00 A Place In The Sun 21:00 Location, Location, Location 21:30 Build, Buy or Restore Abroad 22:00 Miami Ink 23:00 Little People, Big World 23:30 Little People, Big World 00:00 Dwarf Family: Meet the Fooses 01:00 Biker Build-off 02:00 A Racing Car is Born 02:30 Miami Ink 03:30 Little People, Big World 04:25 Dwarf Family: Meet the Fooses 05:15 Joy of Painting 06:05 This Old House with Steve and Norm NATIONAL geographic 09:00 Warplanes 13:00 War Machines 14:00 Megastructures 15:00 Megafactories 17:00 Megastructures 18:00 War Machines 21:00 Monster Moves 22:00 Air Crash Investigation 23:00 Iraq’s Kill Zone 00:00 Air Crash Investigation 01:00 Killing Zarqawi 02:00 Iraq’s Kill Zoner HISTORY channel 09:00 The Colour of War 15:00 Battle of Britain 18:00 Last Days of World War II 19:00 Battlefield Detectives 20:00 The Great Escape 21:00 Hitler, Churchill and the Paratroopers 22:00 They Filmed The War in Colour 00:00 Battle of Britain 02:00 Battle of Britain UKTV documentary 10:00 Magic 11:00 Life on Earth 12:00 Life on Earth 14:00 Amber Time Machine 15:00 Life on Earth 16:00 Life on Earth 18:00 Amber Time Machine 19:00 Life on Earth 22:00 Amber Time Machine 23:00 Life on Earth 00:00 Life on Earth 02:00 Amber Time Machine 03:00 The Human Body 03:50 World’s Best Places To See ANIMAL planet 07:00 Crocodile Hunter 08:00 Shauna’s Amazing Animal Videos 08:30 Britain’s Worst Pet 09:00 Monkey Business 09:30 Emergency Vets 10:00 Wildlife SOS 10:30 Pet Rescue 11:00 Animal Cops Houston: Guarding Angel 12:00 Wild Rescues 12:30 Monkey Business 13:00 Animal Cops Phoenix 14:00 Animal Cops Phoenix 20:00 Meerkat Manor 20:30 Monkey Business 21:00 Going Ape 21:30 Xtremely Wild 22:00 Crocodile Hunter 23:00 Miami Animal Police 00:00 Wildlife SOS 00:30 Monkey Business 01:00 Going Ape 01:30 Emergency Vets 02:00 Animal Cops Houston: Courtroom Drama 03:00 Miami Animal Police 04:00 Monkey Business 04:30 Xtremely Wild 04:55 Going Ape 05:20 Crocodile Hunter 06:10 Wildlife SOS 06:35 Emergency Vets MEERKATS with Nigel Marven 16.00 - 17.00 Discovery Zoologist and film-maker Nigel Marven befriends a group of South African meerkats, to paint the most revealing portrait yet of these wild creatures. SPORT SKY SPORTS 1 07:00 Spanish Football 09:00 Football: Welsh Cup Final Highlights 09:30 Ford Football Special: Arsenal V Chelsea 11:00 Super Sunday Last Word 11:30 Cricket: Friends Provident Trophy Durham V Lancashire 17:30 Conference Football 20:30 Ford Monday Night Football: Charlton V Tottenham Hotspur 23:15 Football League Review 01:15 Conference Football: Conference Play-Off Semi-Finals 2nd Leg 02:45 Ford Monday Night Football: Charlton V Tottenham Hotspur 04:15 Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 05:15 Conference Football: Conference Play-Off Semi-Finals 2nd Leg SKY SPORTS 2 07:00 Aerobics Oz Style 07:30 On the Edge 08:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Bottom Line 09:00 America’s Cup Sailing: America’s Cup Round Robin 2 10:00 U.S Superbikes 12:00 Football: Welsh Cup Final Highlights 12:30 Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 13:30 Football League Review 15:30 Big Fight Special: Oscar De LA Hoya V Floyd Mayweather (Wbc Light Middleweight Title) 17:30 Cricket: Friends Provident Trophy Durham V Lancashire 19:30 Sky Sports Classics: Cricket Classics Lancashire V Surrey - 20/20 (2004) 20:00 Speedway 22:00 British Superbikes 01:00 Speedway 03:00 British Superbikes SKY SPORTS 3 07:00 Gillette World Sport 07:30 Cricket: Friends Provident Trophy Worcestershire V Nottinghamshire 09:00 Golf Night 12:00 Aerobics Oz Style 12:30 Racing News 13:00 U.S Superbikes 15:00 Golf Night 18:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Raw 20:00 NBA Basketball Match TBA 22:00 Cricket: Friends Provident Trophy Durham V Lancashire 23:30 Wild Spirits 00:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn 01:00 ECW Wrestling 02:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat 03:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Raw EUROSPORT 08:30 Motorsports: Motorsports Magazine 09:00 FIA World Touring Car Championship: Round In Zandvoort, Netherlands 10:00 Motorcycling: Grand Prix In Shanghai, China 11:00 Rally 11:30 Tennis: ATP Tournament In Estoril, Portugal 12:30 Tennis: WTA Tournament In Warsaw, Poland 13:30 Snooker: World Championship 15:30 Football: UEFA European Under-17 Championship In Belgium 17:15 Snooker: World Championship 19:00 Tennis: Road To Roland Garros 19:15 Football: Eurogoals 20:00 Football: UEFA European Under-17 Championship In Belgium 21:00 Snooker: World Championship 00:00 Football: Eurogoals 00:45 Tennis: Road To Roland Garros ESPN classic 07:00 Superstars 08:00 Boxing Legends: Ruben Olivares 09:00 Superstars 10:00 Liverpool V Man Utd 11:00 UEFA: Rangers V Dynamo Moscow 12:00 David Seaman 13:00 Strikers: Mark Hughes 13:30 Chelsea V Arsenal, 00/01 14:00 UEFA: Rangers V Dynamo Moscow 15:00 Boxing Legends: Ruben Olivares 16:00 CWC ‘79: England V Australia 16:30 CWC ‘79: England V New Zealand 17:00 David Seaman 18:00 Henry Cooper: Sporting Greats 18:30 Frank Bruno: Sporting Greats 19:00 FA Cup Final: Liverpool V Newcastle 20:00 FA Cup: Everton V Liverpool 21:00 CWC ‘79: West Indies V Pakistan 21:30 CWC ‘79: West Indies V England 22:00 Barbarians V Cardiff 22:30 UEFA: Leeds V Barcelona 23:00 UEFA: Bayern Munich V Leeds 00:00 Strikers: Frank Stapleton 00:30 Arsenal V Man Utd, 97/98 01:00 Teddy Sheringham 02:00 Boxing Legends: Ruben Olivares 03:00 UEFA: Bayern Munich V Leeds 04:00 Teddy Sheringham 05:00 FA Cup: Everton V Liverpool 06:00 Gymnastics: Road to Glory CHARLTON V TOTTENHAM Sky Sports 1 20.30 - 01.15 Tottenham challenge Charlton at The Valley. The Addicks are fighting for Premiership survival and will be determined not to allow a repeat of their 5-1 visit to White Hart Lane in December. TELEVISION May 4 - May 10 2007 31 Monday 7th May 2007 FILMS SKY MOVIES sci-fi & horror 13:00 King Kong vs Godzilla 14:45 Alien Abduction: The McPherson Tape 16:40 Spider-Man 3 Making Of 17:00 Cry_Wolf 18:35 Dark Water 20:25 King Kong vs Godzilla 22:00 Army of Darkness 23:55 Bad Karma 01:35 Cry_Wolf 03:10 Dark Water SKY MOVIES premier 17:00 18:40 20:30 21:00 23:00 01:00 See Arnold Run The Matador Premiere Close Up Final Destination 3 Capote Get Rich or Die Tryin’ SKY MOVIES modern greats 08:05 The Piano 10:10 Network 12:15 Manhattan 13:55 16:10 18:15 20:20 22:00 00:15 02:00 05:40 Million Dollar Baby The Piano Network Manhattan Million Dollar Baby Death Wish Heaven’s Gate Network SKY MOVIES indies 13:00 15:00 17:00 18:55 19:25 20:15 22:00 23:55 01:45 03:35 04:30 King of The Hill 36 Afi Sean Connery Tribute Sci-Fi and Horror Close Up Hail Columbia! King of The Hill 36 Bang Afi Sean Connery Tribute Hail Columbia! Indie Close Up SKY MOVIES family 07:00 Care Bears: Journey to Joke-a-Lot Final Destination 3 Sky Movies Premier 21.00 - 23.00 When a high school student fails to stop the fated roller coaster ride that she predicted would cause the deaths of several of her friends, she teams with a schoolmate, in a race against time to prevent the Grim Reaper from revisiting the survivors of the first tragedy 08:35 Fat Albert 10:10 Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events 12:00 Family Close Up 12:30 Big Momma’s House 2 14:10 Son of the Mask 15:50 Care Bears: Journey to Joke-a-Lot 17:20 Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events 19:20 Son of the Mask 21:00 Big Momma’s House 2 22:40 Millions 00:25 Fat Albert 02:00 Millions 03:45 A Month of Sundays 05:25 Magical Legend of the Leprechauns SKY MOVIES drama 07:40 09:20 11:00 13:10 15:30 17:05 18:50 21:00 23:15 00:55 02:45 04:50 06:30 Finding Buck McHenry The Clinic Pride and Prejudice Evita The Clinic Little Man Tate Pride and Prejudice Evita The Clearing Eye For An Eye The Jack Bull Boys Little Man Tate SKY MOVIES comedy 08:05 A Young Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court 09:50 Bean 11:35 Elizabethtown 13:45 The Most Fertile Man In Ireland 15:30 Bean 17:15 A Young Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court 19:00 He Said, She Said 21:00 Elizabethtown 23:05 The Most Fertile Man In Ireland 00:55 He Said, She Said 02:55 The Silence of The Hams 04:20 Bad Manners 05:55 A Young Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court SKY MOVIES classics 07:45 09:30 11:15 13:00 13:45 14:30 15:10 15:45 17:45 19:30 20:00 22:00 00:45 02:35 04:05 06:30 The Raven Clambake Steptoe and Son A Dog’s Life Shoulder Arms Sunnyside Chaplin Today Monsieur Verdoux Barefoot in the Park Clambake Classics Close Up Steptoe and Son Once upon a Time in the West Barefoot in the Park The Raven Irma La Douce A Dog’s Life SKY MOVIES action/thriller 07:00 08:30 10:30 12:10 14:15 16:05 18:55 21:00 23:00 00:45 02:15 04:25 06:00 Hood Rat Assault on Precinct 13 Rush Hour Deep Impact Assault on Precinct 13 Category 7: The End of the World Deep Impact Rush Hour Turbulence Bulletproof Flesh + Blood Sacrifice In the Line of Duty: Smoke Jumpers SKY MOVIES HD 1 12:00 13:50 15:40 17:40 18:10 20:10 22:00 23:40 01:35 Cheaper By The Dozen 2 Fun With Dick and Jane Top Gun Classics Close Up A Lot like Love Cheaper By The Dozen 2 Fun With Dick and Jane Top Gun A Lot like Love SKY MOVIES HD 2 13:00 14:35 16:35 18:10 18:40 21:00 23:00 00:50 02:45 Path of Destruction War of the Worlds Homeland Security Premiere Close Up Brokeback Mountain War of the Worlds Path of Destruction A History Of Violence Brokeback Mountain FILM 4 14:00 15:40 17:35 19:30 Smoky Gift Horse When Eight Bells Toll The Man Who Would be King 22:00 Sleeping With The Enemy 23:55 Antwone Fisher 02:15 Buffalo 66 TCM 07:30 Teleshopping 07:50 The Good Earth 10:10 Take Me Out to The Ball Game 12:00 The Letter 13:45 Little Women 16:00 Murder at the Gallop 17:30 Logan’s Run 19:55 The Goonies 22:00 Blazing Saddles 23:40 Buddy Buddy 01:25 The Best House in London 03:05 Teleshopping 03:25 The Golden Arrow 04:40 The Day They Robbed the Bank of England 06:00 Invasion Quartet DISNEY cinemagic 07:00 07:25 07:45 08:10 08:40 09:05 09:30 10:00 12:00 13:35 14:00 15:10 15:35 16:00 18:00 19:35 20:00 21:00 21:25 21:50 22:00 23:35 23:45 00:10 00:35 Classic Toons 101 Dalmatians The Little Mermaid Aladdin House of Mouse Recess Lilo and Stitch 101 Dalmatians 102 Dalmatians Emperor’s New School Kronk’s New Groove House of Mouse Tarzan 101 Dalmatians 102 Dalmatians Lilo and Stitch Stitch! The Movie 101 Dalmatians The Little Mermaid Recess Heavy Weights House of Mouse Lilo and Stitch Recess House of Mouse Rush Hour Sky Movies Action/Thriller 21.00 - 23.00 As the FBI scrambles to save the life of the kidnapped daughter of the Chinese Consul, the diplomat hires trusted Hong Kong police detective Lee to find the girl. Unwilling to have their investigation invaded by a meddling outsider, the FBI assigns a rogue LAPD detective to keep Detective Lee away from the case at any cost. Carter, the detective, covertly embarks on a one-man crusade to solve the case, having first distracted Lee. Within hours, Carter realises he has greatly underestimated his Hong Kong counterpart, who has seen through his ruse, given Carter the slip, and landed in the middle of the FBI’s investigation. GENERAL INTEREST BBC 3 20:00 Castaway 20:30 Spendaholics 21:30 Dog Borstal Unleashed 22:00 Little Britain 22:30 Ideal 23:00 EastEnders 23:30 Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive 00:00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 01:00 American Dad 01:20 American Dad 01:40 Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive 02:10 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 03:10 Ideal 03:40 Dog Borstal Unleashed 04:10 Spendaholics BBC 4 20:00 The Sky at Night 20:30 Conan Doyle for the Defence 21:30 The Phoenix and The Carpet 22:00 Music Hall Meltdown 23:30 Smiley’s People 00:25 The Sky at Night 00:55 Thoroughly Modern 01:25 Music Hall Meltdown 02:55 Conan Doyle for the Defence 03:55 The Sky at Night 04:25 Thoroughly Modern BBC prime 07:00 Little Robots 07:10 Angelmouse 07:15 Tweenies 07:35 Balamory 07:55 Teletubbies 08:20 The Roly Mo Show 08:35 William’s Wish Wellingtons 08:40 Big Cook Little Cook 09:00 Room Rivals 09:30 Ground Force Special 10:30 Garden Invaders 11:00 Marry Me 11:30 Nile 12:30 Dad’s Army 13:00 Mad About Alice 13:30 My Family 14:00 The Aristocrats 15:00 Silent Witness 16:00 Passport to The Sun 16:30 Room Rivals 17:00 Cash in the Attic 17:30 Bargain Hunt 18:00 Mad About Alice 18:30 My Family 19:00 Worrall Thompson 19:30 The Life Laundry 20:00 Silent Witness 21:00 Hustle 22:00 The League of Gentlemen 22:30 The Fast Show 23:00 Silent Witness 00:00 Dad’s Army 00:30 Hustle 01:30 Mad About Alice 02:00 My Family 02:30 EastEnders 03:00 Silent Witness 04:00 The Aristocrats 05:00 Garden Invaders 05:30 Balamory 05:50 Tweenies 06:10 Big Cook Little Cook 06:30 Tikkabilla BBC world 07:00 BBC News 07:30 World Business Report 08:00 BBC News 08:30 World Business Report 08:45 Sport Today 09:00 BBC News 09:30 Climate Challenge 10:00 BBC News 10:30 HARDtalk 11:00 BBC News 11:30 Kill or Cure? 12:00 BBC News 12:30 World Business Report 12:45 Sport Today 13:00 World News Today 14:00 BBC News 14:30 World Business Report 14:45 Sport Today 15:00 BBC News 15:30 Asia Today 15:45 Sport Today 16:00 BBC News 16:30 HARDtalk 17:00 BBC News 17:30 Click 18:00 BBC News 18:30 Asia Today 19:00 BBC News 19:30 World Business Report 19:45 Sport Today 20:00 BBC News 20:30 HARDtalk 21:00 BBC News 21:30 Fast Track 22:00 World News Today 23:00 BBC News 23:15 Sport Today 23:30 World Business Report 00:00 BBC News 00:30 Asia Today 00:45 World Business Report 01:00 BBC News 01:30 HARDtalk 02:00 BBC News 02:30 World Business Report 03:00 BBC News 03:30 Click 04:00 BBC News 04:30 World Business Report 04:45 Sport Today 05:00 BBC News 05:30 HARDtalk 06:00 BBC News 06:30 World Business Report 22:30 Brits Behind Bars: America’s Toughest Jail 23:00 Braddock: Missing in Action 3 01:00 Aqua Teen Hunger Force 01:15 Squidbillies 01:30 Modern Toss 02:00 Afro Samurai 02:30 Sealab 2021 02:45 Aqua Teen Hunger Force 03:00 Gamer’s Guide to... 03:30 Gamer TV 04:00 In Your Face 04:30 Britain’s Toughest Towns DISNEY 07:00 Lilo and Stitch 07:25 The Buzz on Maggie 07:50 Lizzie McGuire 08:15 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 08:40 That’s So Raven 09:05 American Dragon: Jake Long 09:30 Recess 09:55 The Replacements 10:15 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 10:40 Cory in The House 11:00 Hannah Montana 11:30 Hannah Montana May Poll 15:40 That’s So Raven 16:05 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 16:30 Hannah Montana 17:00 Stuck In the Suburbs 18:15 Recess 18:25 The Replacements 18:50 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 19:15 Cory in The House 19:40 Hannah Montana 20:05 That’s So Raven 20:30 That’s So Raven 21:00 Recess 21:25 Kim Possible 21:45 American Dragon: Jake Long 22:35 Fillmore 23:00 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 23:25 Lizzie McGuire 23:45 That’s So Raven 00:10 The Proud Family 00:35 Kim Possible ITV 4 16:00 Bennett’s British Superbike Championship 18:00 World Rally Championship: Highlights 19:00 Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased) 20:00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 20:30 Police, Camera, Action! 21:00 Ocean’s Deadliest 22:00 The Contender Challenge 23:00 The Shadow 01:05 Police, Camera, Action! 01:35 The Force 02:10 Bullet in The Head 04:40 Entertainment Xtra LIVING BRAVO 09:00 Street Crime UK 09:30 Street Crime UK 10:00 Gamer’s Guide to... 10:30 Gamer TV 11:00 Buck Rogers in The 25th Century 12:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 13:00 Street Crime UK 14:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 15:00 Street Crime UK 16:00 America’s Hardest Bounty Hunters 16:30 Cops 17:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 18:00 Gamer’s Guide to... 18:30 Gamer TV 19:00 Buck Rogers in The 25th Century 20:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 21:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 22:00 In Your Face ITV 3 07:00 HeartBeat 08:00 Peak Practice 08:55 Ironside 09:55 Quincy, M.E. 10:55 Quantum Leap 11:50 Michael Gambon - Maigret And Me 13:40 Maigret 14:45 Michael Gambon - Maigret And Me 14:50 Maigret 15:55 Michael Gambon - Maigret And Me 16:00 Maigret 17:10 Michael Gambon - Maigret And Me 17:15 Maigret 18:25 Michael Gambon - Maigret And Me 18:30 Maigret 19:35 Michael Gambon - Maigret And Me 19:40 Maigret 20:50 Michael Gambon - Maigret And Me 20:55 Maigret 22:00 Michael Gambon - Maigret And Me 22:05 Maigret 23:10 Michael Gambon - Maigret And Me 23:15 Maigret 00:20 Cracker 01:40 Bad Girls 02:45 The Bill 03:45 Brideshead Revisited ITV 2 07:00 GMTV2 10:25 Coronation Street 10:50 Emmerdale 11:50 Oprah Winfrey 12:35 Judge Judy 13:00 Coronation Street 13:30 Emmerdale 14:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:45 Dennis the Menace 18:30 Airline USA 19:05 Judge Judy 20:00 Grease Is the Word 21:30 Grease Is the Word Results 22:00 Cliffhanger 00:10 Coronation Street 00:40 Coronation Street 01:10 The Fast and the Furious 07:00 Home Shopping 08:00 Divorce Court 09:00 Maury 09:55 The Fix 10:00 The Golden Girls 11:00 Cheaters 11:30 Cheaters 12:00 The Jerry Springer Show 13:00 Maury 13:55 The Fix 14:00 Will and Grace 15:00 Bewitched 16:00 Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle 18:00 Charmed 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 The X Files 21:00 Top Chef 22:00 Most Haunted Live 02:00 Extreme: Skinny Celebrities 2 03:00 Charmed 04:00 Body of Evidence: From the Case Files of Dayle Hinman 04:50 The Hairdresser PARAMOUNT comedy 07:00 QVC 10:00 Two and a Half Men 22:30 Rules of Engagement 23:05 Forrest Gump 01:50 World Stands Up 02:20 Tommy Tiernan Live 04:00 Two and a Half Men 05:00 World Stands Up 05:30 South Park 06:00 Sir Leslie Quint A Life In Film 06:10 Two and a Half Men SCI FI 07:00 Farscape 08:00 La Femme Nikita 09:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Thank Heaven 13:50 Stargate 16:10 Who Wants to be a Superhero? 22:00 Medium 23:00 Heroes 00:00 Firestarter 02:10 The Crawlers 04:00 ReGenesis 05:00 Profiler SKY one 07:00 Sunrise With Eamonn Holmes 10:00 Project Catwalk 11:00 Stargate SG-1 13:00 Bones 17:00 Stargate SG-1 19:00 Stargate Atlantis 20:00 The Simpsons 22:00 Project Runway 23:00 U.S. Marshals 01:30 Law and Order 02:30 Naked in Blackpool 03:25 Hex 04:20 Uncut! Reps in Ibiza UKTV gold 07:00 EastEnders 07:35 Neighbours 08:05 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 08:45 Doctor Who 09:45 Doctor Who 10:45 Carry on Follow That Camel 12:40 Only Fools and Horses 14:00 Pride and Prejudice 15:00 Pride and Prejudice 16:00 Pride and Prejudice 17:00 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 17:40 Porridge 18:20 Open All Hours 19:00 The Vicar of Dibley 20:00 Carry on Follow That Camel 22:00 Erin Brockovich 00:40 Only Fools and Horses 01:45 One Foot in the Grave 02:25 Men Behaving Badly 03:00 Room 101 03:30 Have I Got 2001 for You 04:00 The House of Eliott UKTV people 10:00 Airport 12:00 Airport 14:00 Airport 16:00 Airport 18:00 Airport 20:00 Airport 22:00 Honey We’re Killing The Kids 23:00 Mediums: Talking To The Dead 00:00 Family Bonds 01:00 Forensic Files 02:00 Honey We’re Killing The Kids UKTV style 08:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 11:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 14:00 Extreme Makeover: 17:00 Extreme Home Edition Makeover: Home Edition 22:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 02:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 03:00 Stylin’ Gypsies 03:30 Stylin’ Gypsies UKTV bright ideas 07:00 Seven Year Makeover 07:30 Design ER 08:00 Our House 09:00 Our Home 09:30 Room Rivals 10:00 Antiques Roadshow 11:00 Hard Sell 11:30 Weed It and Reap 12:00 Deck Dates 12:30 Room Rivals 13:00 Tamasin’s Great British Classics 13:30 Gino D’acampo: An Italian In Mexico 14:00 Chefs at Sea with Ed Baines 14:30 Danny By The Sea 15:00 Seven Year Makeover 15:30 Design ER 16:00 Our House 17:00 Hard Sell 17:30 Weed It and Reap 18:00 Antiques Roadshow UKTV drama 07:00 The Way to the Stars 09:00 Keeping Up Appearances 11:40 Keeping Up Appearances 12:20 Keeping Up Appearances 13:00 Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple 15:10 Murder, She Wrote 16:10 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 17:35 The Mrs Bradley Mysteries 18:50 Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple 22:00 Moll Flanders 00:00 Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple 02:10 Moll Flanders 32 TELEVISION May 4 - May 10 2007 Tuesday 8th May 2007 BBC 1 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Animal Park 11:00 Homes under the Hammer 12:00 To Buy or Not to Buy 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News and Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:40 Neighbours 15:05 Doctors 15:35 Murder, She Wrote 16:20 BBC News and Weather 16:25 Pitt and Kantrop 16:50 Watch My Chops 17:00 The Basil Brush Show 17:30 Roman Mysteries 18:00 Blue Peter 18:25 Newsround 18:35 Neighbours 19:00 BBC News and Weather 19:30 Regional News Programmes 20:00 Castaway 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby Blue 22:00 CCTV: You are Being Watched 23:00 BBC News 23:35 Imagine 00:25 Unfaithful 02:25 See Hear 04:25 Horizon 05:15 Hairy Bikers Ride Again 05:45 Joins BBC News 24 BBC 2 ITV 1 CHANNEL 4 FIVE E4 07:00 07:20 07:35 08:00 08:15 08:30 09:00 07:00 10:25 11:30 13:30 14:30 07:00 07:10 08:00 08:30 07:00 07:10 07:25 07:35 07:45 08:15 08:30 08:45 09:00 09:05 09:20 09:25 09:40 09:50 10:00 11:30 07:00 Uninterrupted 08:00 Kirsten Dunst, Girl of The Month 09:00 Skinny Jeans Superstars 10:00 Uninterrupted 11:00 Mcfly’s Boys With Guitars 12:00 Fresh Albums 13:00 Nothing But Pop and Proud 14:00 Kirsten Dunst, Girl of The Month 15:05 Switched 15:40 Ed 16:30 The O.C. 17:30 Hollyoaks 18:00 Friends 19:00 Scrubs 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 The War at Home 21:00 Friends 22:00 What About Brian 23:00 Derren Brown 23:30 Peep Show 00:00 Skins 01:05 Scrubs 02:05 Ed 02:55 Derren Brown 03:20 Peep Show 03:45 Skins 04:45 The War at Home 05:05 The O.C. 05:45 Switched 09:15 09:30 09:45 10:00 10:15 10:25 10:45 11:00 11:15 11:30 11:50 12:10 13:00 13:30 14:00 14:15 14:30 15:00 16:00 16:45 17:30 18:15 19:00 19:30 20:00 21:00 22:00 22:50 23:30 00:20 01:20 05:30 Fimbles The Story Makers Balamory Arthur Chucklevision Get 100 The Story of Tracy Beaker Krypto the Superdog Jackanory Junior Numberjacks Boogie Beebies Brum Me Too! Something Special Postman Pat The Roly Mo Show Primary History Landmarks: Pakistan and Its People Churchill’s Bodyguard The Daily Politics Working Lunch Pod’s Mission Pod’s Mission Animal Park Living in the Sun Through the Keyhole Flog It! Ready, Steady, Cook The Weakest Link Eggheads Great British Menu Superslim Me The Apprentice Horizon This World Newsnight Time Shift Joins BBC News 24 The Merchant of Venice 15:00 16:00 17:00 19:00 19:30 20:00 21:00 23:00 23:30 00:00 01:00 05:05 06:00 06:30 GMTV The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News and Weather Midsomer Murders For The Rest of Your Life Poirot London Tonight ITV Evening News; Weather Emmerdale Midsomer Murders Nightmare Nannies - Confessions ITV News; Weather Real Crime ITV Play Reggae and Ska Forever ITV Nightscreen ITV Morning News MIDSOMER MURDERS 21.00 - 23.00 Death and Dust. Series 11, episode 1. When Dr Alan Delaney is killed by a hit and run driver, Barnaby realises that the real target was Delaney’s senior partner, Dr James Kirkwood. Is the killer trying to prevent James from marrying beautiful divorcee Delyth Mostyn? How is the death linked to the 30,000 pounds which is missing from the surgery account? Barnaby and Jones travel to Snowdonia to unravel the truth. 09:00 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:30 13:00 13:30 13:40 14:40 16:30 17:15 18:00 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:55 21:00 22:00 23:00 00:05 01:05 02:10 02:35 03:05 04:00 04:30 04:55 05:00 05:20 05:40 06:55 The Treacle People The Hoobs Freshly Squeezed Everybody Loves Raymond Just Shoot Me Frasier Take Away My Takeaway Don’t Make Me Angry The Underdogs The Deadly Knowledge Show News at Noon Supporting Acts Life Begins Again The Wicked Lady Countdown Deal or No Deal The Paul O’Grady Show The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News 3 Minute Wonder How to Look Good Naked The F Word The Seven Sins of England Roy Chubby Brown Partypoker.Com Poker Nations Cup The Avon Tyres British GT Championship Velux 5 Oceans Ultimate Solo Challenge KOTV Classics KOTV Gumball 3000 3 Minute Wonder Tudor Times Tudor Times Animated Tales of the World Making It 12:30 13:00 13:30 14:30 14:40 16:35 16:40 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:15 21:00 22:00 23:00 00:00 01:00 01:55 05:20 06:10 The Save-Ums! Fifi and The Flowertots Franny’s Feet Bird Bath Hi-5 Roary the Racing Car Little Princess Make Way for Noddy Say It with Noddy Fifi and The Flowertots Peppa Pig Thomas and Friends Old Bear Stories Mio Mao The Wright Stuff The Trisha Goddard Show five News Home and Away Colin and Justin on The Estate Russell Grant’s Postcards Heart Full of Rain five News Update The King and Queen of Moonlight Bay five News Home and Away Two and a Half Men five News Gavin Stamp’s Orient Express Return of The Tribe CSI: Crime Scene Investigation CSI: Miami Law and Order: Special Victims Unit Arrest and Trial NBA Basketball Supercross World Championship Brisca Formula One Stock Car Racing FRIENDS 18.00 - 19.00 & 21.00 - 22.00 Hilarious sitcom about six New Yorkers: Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Ross, Chandler and Joey, and the funny situations they find themselves in. DOCUMENTARIES DISCOVERY 07:00 Time Team 08:00 Mythbusters 09:00 How It’s Made 10:00 Deadliest Catch 11:00 American Chopper 12:00 How It’s Made 13:00 Mythbusters 14:00 Deadliest Catch 15:00 The F.B.I. Files 16:00 Forensic Detectives 17:00 Time Team 18:00 How It’s Made 19:00 American Chopper 20:00 Mythbusters 21:00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 22:00 Deadliest Catch 23:00 Oil, Sweat and Rigs 01:00 The F.B.I. Files 02:00 Guilty or Innocent? 03:00 Forensic Detectives 04:00 Oil, Sweat and Rigs 04:50 Deadliest Catch 05:40 Mega Builders 06:30 How It’s Made DISCOVERY real time 07:00 This Old House with Steve and Norm 07:30 New Yankee Workshop 08:00 Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures 08:30 Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures 09:00 Record Breaking Fish 09:30 Hooked on Fishing: Grimistar Grilles 10:00 Joy of Painting 11:00 Location, Location, Location 11:30 Build, Buy or Restore Abroad 12:00 Relocation, Relocation 13:00 A Place In The Sun 14:00 Biker Build-off 15:00 Wrecks to Riches 16:00 Record Breaking Fish 16:30 Hooked on Fishing: Grimistar Grilles 17:00 Holmes on Homes 18:00 Overhaulin’ 19:00 Wheeler Dealers 20:00 A Place In The Sun 21:00 Location, Location, Location 21:30 Build, Buy or Restore Abroad 22:00 Wheeler Dealers 23:00 Wrecks to Riches 00:00 Untold Stories of The ER 01:00 Biker Build-off 02:00 A Racing Car is Born 02:30 Wheeler Dealers 03:30 Wrecks to Riches 04:25 Untold Stories of The ER 05:15 Joy of Painting NATIONAL geographic 09:00 The Deep Investigated 10:00 Monster Moves 11:00 War Secrets - Italy’s Forgotten Invasion 12:00 Battlefront 13:00 The Sea Hunters 14:00 How It Works 15:00 Air Crash Investigation 16:00 Monster Moves 17:00 D-Day 19:00 The Big Freeze Investigated 20:00 The Mugger Crocodile 21:00 Megastructures 22:00 Situation Critical 00:00 Air Crash Investigation 01:00 Situation Critical HISTORY channel 09:00 Deep Sea Detectives 10:00 Hitler, Churchill and the Paratroopers 11:00 They Filmed The War in Colour 13:00 Battlefield Detectives 14:00 Stolen By Hitler 15:00 Last Days of World War II 16:00 Stalin 17:00 Stolen By Hitler 18:00 Last Days of World War II 19:00 Battlefield Detectives 20:00 Hidden House History 20:30 How The West Was Made 21:00 Barbarians 22:00 Engineering An Empire 23:00 Search For The Ss Republic 00:00 Black Dahlia 01:00 Stalin UKTV documentary 10:00 Magic 11:00 A Natural History: Wild Europe 12:00 Fred Dibnah’s Age of Steam 13:00 Blizzard: Race to the Pole 14:00 A Natural History: Wild Europe 15:00 Tank Overhaul 16:00 Blizzard: Race to the Pole 17:00 Fred Dibnah’s Age of Steam 18:00 A Natural History: Wild Europe 19:00 Tank Overhaul 20:00 Blizzard: Race to the Pole 21:00 A Natural History: Wild Europe 22:00 Tank Overhaul 23:00 Fred Dibnah’s Age of Steam 00:00 Blizzard: Race to the Pole 01:00 Tank Overhaul ANIMAL planet 09:00 Monkey Business 09:30 Going Ape 10:00 Wildlife SOS 10:30 Pet Rescue 11:00 Animal Cops Houston: Courtroom Drama 12:00 Wild Rescues 12:30 Monkey Business 13:00 Crocodile Hunter 14:00 Animal Precinct 15:00 Emergency Vets 15:30 Horsetails 16:00 Pet Rescue 16:30 Shauna’s Amazing Animal Videos 17:00 Monkey Business 17:30 Going Ape 18:00 Animal Cops Houston: Cruel Neglect 19:00 Animal Precinct 20:00 RSPCA: On The Frontline 20:30 Monkey Business 21:00 Going Ape 21:30 Xtremely Wild 22:00 Crocodile Hunter 23:00 Miami Animal Police 00:00 Wildlife SOS 00:30 Monkey Business 01:00 Going Ape 01:30 Emergency Vets 02:00 Animal Cops SPORT SKY SPORTS 1 07:00 Football League Review 09:00 Ford Monday Night Football: Charlton V Tottenham Hotspur 10:30 Soccer A.M. The Best Bits 11:30 Conference Football: Conference Play-Off Semi-Finals 2nd Leg 13:00 Ford Monday Night Football: Charlton V Tottenham Hotspur 14:30 Soccer A.M. The Best Bits 15:30 Conference Football: Conference Play-Off Semi-Finals 2nd Leg 17:00 Soccer A.M. The Best Bits 18:00 Ford Monday Night Football: Charlton V Tottenham Hotspur 19:30 Revista de la Liga 20:30 Conference Football 23:00 You’re On Sky Sports! 00:00 Revista de la Liga 01:00 Conference Football: Conference Play-Off Semi-Final 2nd Leg 02:30 Revista de la Liga 03:30 You’re On Sky Sports! 04:30 Poker SKY SPORTS 2 07:00 Aerobics Oz Style 07:30 On the Edge 08:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn 09:00 On the Edge 09:30 Wild Spirits 10:00 British Superbikes 13:00 Tennis: ATP Rome Masters 2007 19:00 Heritage Grand Touring Car Challenge 19:30 Rally Fever 20:30 Tennis: ATP Rome Masters 2007 22:30 Heritage Grand Touring Car Challenge 23:00 Poker 01:00 A.S.P Surfing: A.S.P Mens World Championship Surfing Tour - Australia 02:00 Sports Unlimited 03:00 Thinking Tackle SKY SPORTS 3 08:00 Cricket: Friends Provident Trophy Durham V Lancashire 09:30 World Motor Sport 12:00 Aerobics Oz Style 12:30 Racing News 13:00 Speedway 15:00 British Superbikes 18:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Smackdown 20:00 Wild Spirits 20:30 Greyhound Racing 23:00 Sports Unlimited 00:00 Thinking Tackle 01:00 Rally Fever 02:00 On the Edge 02:30 Heritage Grand Touring Car Challenge EUROSPORT 08:30 All Sports: Eurosport Buzz 09:00 All Sports: Watts 09:30 Football: UEFA European Under-17 Championship In Belgium 11:00 Football: Eurogoals 11:45 Tennis: Road To Roland Garros 12:00 Tennis: WTA Tournament In Berlin, Germany 19:00 Snooker: World Championship In Sheffield, United Kingdom 20:30 Boxing: International Contest In Donetsk, Ukraine 21:00 Boxing: International Contest In Barcelona, Spain 23:00 FIA World Touring Car Championship: FIA WTCC Magazine 23:30 Rally 00:30 All Sports: Eurosport Buzz ESPN classic 07:00 Superstars 08:00 Boxing Archive: Ruben Olivares 09:00 Superstars 10:00 FA Cup: Everton V Liverpool 11:00 UEFA: Bayern Munich V Leeds 12:00 Teddy Sheringham 13:00 Strikers: Frank Stapleton 13:30 Arsenal V Man Utd, 97/98 14:00 UEFA: Bayern Munich V Leeds 15:00 Boxing Archive: Ruben Olivares 16:00 CWC ‘79: West Indies V Pakistan 16:30 CWC ‘79: West Indies V England 17:00 Teddy Sheringham 18:00 Barbarians V New Zealand 19:00 FA Cup Final: Fulham V West Ham 19:30 FA Cup Final: Southampton V Man U 20:00 Spurs V Liverpool 21:00 CWC ‘92: England V South Africa 22:00 Barbarians V New Zealand 22:30 UEFA: Liverpool V Dresden 23:00 UEFA: B Munich V St Etienne 00:00 Strikers: Luther Blissett 00:30 Chelsea V Man Utd, 99/00 01:00 Chelski 01:30 Essex Boys 02:00 Boxing Archive: Ruben Olivares 03:00 UEFA: B Munich V St Etienne 04:00 Chelski 04:30 Essex Boys 05:00 Spurs V Liverpool 06:00 Alpine Skiing: Road o Glory Soccer AM Best Bits Sky Sports 1 10.30 - 11.30 All the best bits from last Saturday’s show, presented by Tim Lovejoy and Helen Chamberlain. TELEVISION May 4 - May 10 2007 33 Tuesday 8th May 2007 FILMS SKY MOVIES sci-fi & horror 13:00 14:55 17:00 18:40 20:20 22:00 23:55 01:40 03:20 Ice The Skeleton Key Marabunta Phase IV Ice The Skeleton Key The Hills Have Eyes Marabunta Phase IV SKY MOVIES premier 17:00 18:40 20:30 21:00 23:00 01:00 See Arnold Run The Matador Premiere Close Up Final Destination 3 Capote Get Rich or Die Tryin’ SKY MOVIES modern greats 08:00 The Seven-Per-Cent Solution 10:00 Grease 12:00 Braveheart 15:00 Cotton Comes to Harlem 17:00 The Seven-Per-Cent Solution 19:00 Braveheart 22:00 Grease 00:00 Death Wish 3 01:45 American Gigolo 03:45 The Panic in Needle Park 05:45 Cotton Comes to Harlem SKY MOVIES indies 13:00 15:00 17:00 18:50 19:20 20:05 22:00 23:50 01:30 03:30 Apres Vous Tube Tales Roads to Koktebel Indie Close Up Mountain Gorilla Apres Vous Mulholland Falls Tube Tales Roads to Koktebel Sci-Fi and Horror Close Up 04:00 Mountain Gorilla SKY MOVIES family 07:00 The Adventures of Brer Rabbit 08:15 The Sixth Man Get Rich or Die Tryin’ Sky Movies Premier 01.00 - 02.50 10:15 Booky Makes Her Mark 11:50 The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 13:50 Herbie: Fully Loaded 15:35 The Perfect Man 17:20 Booky Makes Her Mark 19:00 The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 21:00 Herbie: Fully Loaded 22:45 The Perfect Man 00:30 The Sixth Man 02:20 Family Secrets 03:50 Legend of Sleepy Hollow SKY MOVIES drama 08:15 Joshua 10:00 Roseanne: An Unauthorized Biography 11:45 The Sign of Four 13:30 Steel Magnolias 15:30 Drama Close Up 16:00 Heartwood 17:40 Roseanne: An Unauthorized Biography 19:20 The Sign of Four 21:00 Steel Magnolias 23:00 Separate Lies 00:30 Last Dance 02:30 Swimming Upstream 04:30 All Men Are Mortal 06:20 Heartwood SKY MOVIES comedy 07:35 Dear God 09:35 The Top 10 Show 10:00 To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 12:15 Robin Hood: Men in Tights 14:20 Kinky Boots 16:25 Comedy Close Up 16:55 To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 18:55 Robin Hood: Men in Tights 21:00 The Man 22:30 Kinky Boots 00:20 The Marrying Man Marcus has always known he was going to be a rapper, but when his mother is murdered, he turns to dealing-hustling drugs pays the rent. As his world spirals out of control, he begins to apply the same manic intensity to his writing as he does to dealing; he has to write down his words to stay sane. For years, he endures this living hell until a tragedy that nearly kills him gets Marcus to change his life 02:20 Woo SKY MOVIES HD 2 SKY MOVIES classics 07:30 08:40 09:10 11:10 13:00 13:25 14:25 16:10 17:55 19:50 20:20 22:00 00:25 02:20 04:15 13:00 The Beat My Heart Skipped 15:00 Flightplan 16:55 Stealth 19:10 The Beat My Heart Skipped 21:00 The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 23:00 Flightplan 00:45 Stealth 02:50 The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou The Kid A Day’s Pleasure Sunset Boulevard Bus Stop A Day’s Pleasure The Kid The Browning Version Move Over, Darling Sunset Boulevard Drama Close Up Bus Stop Gypsy A Lovely Way to Die Move Over, Darling The Browning Version FILM 4 SKY MOVIES action/thriller 07:40 09:20 11:15 12:55 13:25 15:25 17:25 19:25 21:00 23:00 01:30 03:10 Terminal Error Hide and Seek Paparazzi Action and Thriller Close Up Terminal Error Turbulence II: Fear Of Flying Hide and Seek Paparazzi Turbulence II: Fear Of Flying Man on Fire Rebecca’s Secret Bad Company 14:00 16:05 17:55 19:55 Affair in Trinidad Blanche Fury Dragonwyck The Madness of King George 22:00 The Long Kiss Goodnight 00:10 Northfork 02:10 Man on Fire TCM 07:30 07:50 10:00 12:00 13:40 16:00 17:55 19:45 SKY MOVIES HD 1 Teleshopping The Hill Our Mother’s House Valley of The Kings Romeo and Juliet Captain Nemo and the Underwater City Where the Boys Are The Treasure of The Sierra Madre 2001: A Space Odyssey Demon Seed Moonfleet Teleshopping 12:00 Emma 14:05 Birdy 16:10 American Pie Presents Band Camp 18:05 Emma 20:10 Harold and Kumar Get The Munchies 22:00 Birdy 00:05 American Pie Presents Band Camp 01:45 Harold and Kumar Get The Munchies 22:00 00:30 02:15 03:45 the Twain 15:30 Tales of the Unexpected 16:00 Pie in the Sky 17:05 Cagney and Lacey 18:05 Quantum Leap 19:10 Rising Damp 19:40 Movies Now 19:50 Lovejoy 21:00 The Bill 22:00 City Lights 23:00 Inspector Wexford 13:00 Farscape 14:00 Star Trek 15:00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World 16:00 Ground Zero 18:00 Dark Angel 19:00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World 20:00 Roswell 21:00 Dark Angel 22:00 Stargate DISNEY cinemagic 08:10 08:35 09:00 09:50 10:15 Emperor’s New School Recess Lilo and Stitch House of Mouse Tarzan 11:05 11:30 11:55 12:20 12:45 13:10 13:35 14:00 14:25 14:50 15:15 15:35 16:00 16:20 16:45 17:10 17:35 18:00 19:15 19:40 20:00 21:25 21:40 22:00 22:25 22:50 23:15 23:45 00:10 00:35 Goof Troop Hercules Aladdin 101 Dalmatians Buzz Lightyear of Star Command The Little Mermaid DuckTales House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Aladdin Hercules House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess Bambi 2 Recess Lilo and Stitch George of the Jungle 2 House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess DuckTales Lilo and Stitch Recess House of Mouse Kinky Boots Sky Movies Comedy 22.30 - 00.20 Charlie Price thinks he has finally escaped the dead-end industrial town of Northampton with ambitious fiancée Nicola, when his father suddenly passes away, leaving Charlie unexpectedly in charge of the sinking family business in sturdy shoes. Trapped between a world of cheap knock-offs and to-die-for Jimmy Choos, Price & Sons seemingly doesn’t need a manager so much as it needs a savior. With mounting dread, Charlie soon realizes that to even stay afloat he’s going to have to lay off many of his dad’s loyal, life-long employees. Then, one dark night in Soho, Charlie is literally smacked in the face with an idea that could bring the factory roaring back to life. GENERAL INTEREST BBC 3 20:00 Spendaholics Saved My Life 21:00 The Bulls*** Detective 22:00 Panic Room 23:00 EastEnders 23:30 Ideal 00:00 Family Guy 00:40 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 01:40 Panic Room BBC 4 20:00 Art of the Garden 21:00 The World 21:30 Marcus Brigstocke’s Trophy People 22:00 The Diary of a Nobody 22:30 The League of Gentlemen 23:00 Operation Good Guys 23:30 Storyville 01:00 The Diary of a Nobody BBC prime 09:00 Room Rivals 09:30 Worrall Thompson 10:00 The Life Laundry 10:30 Garden Invaders 11:00 Marry Me 11:30 Wildlife Specials 12:30 Dad’s Army 13:00 Mad About Alice 13:30 My Family 14:00 The Aristocrats 15:00 Silent Witness 16:00 Passport to The Sun 16:30 Room Rivals 17:00 Cash in the Attic 17:30 Bargain Hunt 18:00 Mad About Alice 18:30 My Family 19:00 Gardening with the Experts 19:30 A Life Coach Less Ordinary 20:00 Silent Witness 21:00 The Robinsons 21:30 The Smoking Room 22:00 The League of Gentlemen 22:30 The Fast Show 23:00 Silent Witness 00:00 Dad’s Army 00:30 The Robinsons 01:00 The Smoking Room 01:30 Mad About Alice 02:00 My Family The Monday Rock Show, Tuesday The Country Music Show, DISNEY BBC world 10:00 BBC News 10:30 HARDtalk 11:00 BBC News 11:30 Fast Track 12:00 BBC News 12:30 World Business Report 12:45 Sport Today 13:00 World News Today 14:00 BBC News 14:30 World Business Report 14:45 Sport Today 15:00 BBC News 15:30 Asia Today 15:45 Sport Today 16:00 BBC News 16:30 HARDtalk 17:00 BBC News 17:30 Kill or Cure? 18:00 BBC News 18:30 Asia Today 19:00 BBC News 19:30 World Business Report 19:45 Sport Today 20:00 BBC News 20:30 HARDtalk 21:00 BBC News 21:30 Talking Movies 22:00 World News Today 23:00 BBC News 23:15 Sport Today 23:30 World Business Report 00:00 BBC News 00:30 Asia Today 00:45 World Business Report BRAVO 11:05 Tarzan 11:30 House of Mouse 11:55 Lilo and Stitch 12:20 American Dragon: Jake Long 12:45 Recess 13:20 Kim Possible 13:45 The Proud Family 14:10 Smart Guy 14:30 Teen Angel 14:55 Phil of the Future 15:20 Lizzie McGuire 15:45 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 16:10 That’s So Raven 16:35 Emperor’s New School 17:00 Recess 17:35 Kim Possible 18:00 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 18:25 Hannah Montana 18:50 That’s So Raven 19:40 Lizzie McGuire 20:30 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 21:00 Recess 21:25 Kim Possible 21:45 American Dragon: Jake Long 22:10 Tarzan 22:35 Fillmore 23:00 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 23:25 Lizzie McGuire 23:45 That’s So Raven 00:10 The Proud Family ITV 2 09:00 Street Crime UK 10:00 Cops on Camera 11:00 Buck Rogers in The 25th Century 12:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 13:00 Street Crime UK 14:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 15:00 Street Crime UK 16:00 America’s Hardest Bounty Hunters 16:30 Cops 17:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 18:00 Cops on Camera 19:00 Buck Rogers in The 25th Century 20:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 21:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 22:00 In Your Face 22:30 Britain’s Toughest Towns 23:00 The Unit 00:00 The Ultimate Fighter 5 01:00 12 oz. Mouse 01:15 Tom Goes to the Mayor 01:30 Robot Chicken 07:00 GMTV2 10:25 Coronation Street 10:55 Emmerdale 11:25 Oprah Winfrey 12:10 Judge Judy 13:30 Coronation Street 14:00 Emmerdale 14:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 15:35 The Ricki Lake Show 16:20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:25 Sally Jessy Raphael 18:10 Airline USA 18:40 Judge Judy 20:00 American Idol 22:00 The Fast and the Furious 00:00 About a Boy ITV 3 09:55 Ironside 10:55 Quincy, M.E. 11:55 Quantum Leap 12:55 Cagney and Lacey 13:55 Hannay 15:00 Never Wednesday, The 60’s Selection, Simply Great Radio 24 hours a day Superb daytime line up, plus: Specialist Music Shows Every Night from 7 – 9pm Local issues, cal local news, lo views! SKY one ITV 4 19:00 The Persuaders 20:00 Police, Camera, Action! 20:30 The Force 21:00 Steve McQueen: The Essence of Cool 22:50 Papillon LIVING 09:00 Maury 09:55 The Fix 10:00 The Golden Girls11:00 Cheaters 12:00 The Jerry Springer Show 13:00 Maury 13:55 The Fix 14:00 Will and Grace 15:00 Bewitched 16:00 Close to Home 17:00 Charmed 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 The X Files 21:00 Exposed 22:00 Sensing Murder 23:30 Most Haunted 00:30 CSI PARAMOUNT comedy 11:00 Two and a Half Men 12:00 King of Queens 13:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 14:00 Life on a Stick 15:00 Becker 16:00 Two and a Half Men 17:00 King of Queens18:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 19:00 Frasier 20:00 Becker 21:00 That ‘70s Show 22:00 King of Queens 23:00 Sex and The City 00:10 South Park 00:40 World Stands Up SCI FI 09:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Andromeda 07:00 Sunrise With Eamonn Holmes 10:00 Project Catwalk 11:00 Stargate13:00 Angel 14:00 Bones 15:00 Cold Case 16:00 Las Vegas 17:00 Stargate SG-1 19:00 Stargate Atlantis 20:00 The Simpsons 21:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 22:00 Road Wars 23:00 Badger or Bust 00:00 Law and Order UKTV gold 09:25 EastEnders 10:00 The Bill 11:00 Casualty 12:00 Dallas 13:00 Charlie’s Angels 14:05 Last of the Summer Wine 14:45 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 15:30 The Good Life 16:10 Porridge 16:50 Only Fools and Horses 18:00 Dallas 19:00 Charlie’s Angels 20:00 Carry on Dick 22:00 Jonathan Creek 23:10 New Tricks 00:20 Men Behaving Badly 01:40 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 02:20 Room 101 02:55 Have I Got 2002 For You UKTV people 10:00 Disaster Masters 11:00 Animal Park 12:00 Airport 13:00 Disaster Masters 14:00 Animal Park 15:00 Airport 16:00 Disaster Masters 17:00 Animal Park 18:00 Airport 19:00 Disaster Masters 20:00 Animal Park 21:00 Airport 22:00 Honey We’re Killing The Kids 23:00 Taxicab Confessions 00:00 Family Bonds UKTV style 09:00 Car Booty 10:00 DIY SOS 11:00 Who Rules the Roost? 12:00 Living in the Sun 13:00 Escape to the Country 14:00 Cash in the Attic 15:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 16:00 House Doctor 17:00 Houses Behaving Badly 18:00 Property Prophets 19:00 Homes under the Hammer 20:00 Escape to the Country 21:00 The Clothes Show 22:00 DIY SOS 23:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition UKTV bright ideas 09:00 Our Home 09:30 Room Rivals 10:00 Antiques Roadshow 11:00 Hard Sell 11:30 Weed It and Reap 12:00 Deck Dates 12:30 Room Rivals 13:00 Tamasin’s Great British Classics 13:30 Gino D’acampo: An Italian In Mexico 14:00 Chefs at Sea with Ed Baines 14:30 Danny By The Sea 15:00 Seven Year Makeover 15:30 Design ER 16:00 Our House 17:00 Hard Sell UKTV drama 09:00 Keeping Up Appearances 11:40 Keeping Up Appearances 12:20 Keeping Up Appearances 13:00 Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple 15:10 Murder, She Wrote 16:10 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 17:35 The Mrs Bradley Mysteries 18:50 Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple 22:00 Moll Flanders Thursday, All That Jazz, SIMPLY GRE AT 24-HOUR RADIO STUDIO 96 532 62 10 TEXT 662 266 934 OFFICE 96 532 62 09 Email: info@exitefm.com Friday, Totally 80’s, Saturday Dance Nite, Sunday, Smooth Classics 34 TELEVISION May 4 - May 10 2007 Wednesday 9th May 2007 BBC 1 BBC 2 ITV 1 CHANNEL 4 FIVE E4 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Animal Park 11:00 Homes under the Hammer 12:00 To Buy or Not to Buy 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News and Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:40 Neighbours 15:05 Doctors 15:35 Murder, She Wrote 16:20 BBC News and Weather 16:25 Pitt and Kantrop 16:50 The Cramp Twins 17:00 Prank Patrol 17:30 Raven 18:00 Blue Peter 18:25 Newsround 18:35 Neighbours 19:00 BBC News and Weather 19:30 Regional News Programmes 20:00 Demolition 20:30 The Green Green Grass 21:00 Watchdog 21:30 Car Wars 22:00 The Apprentice 23:00 BBC News 23:35 The National Lottery Draws 23:40 One Foot in the Grave 00:10 Match of The Day 00:55 Disturbing Behaviour 02:15 The Gardener’s Year 02:45 My Life As A Child 08:00 08:15 08:30 09:00 07:00 10:25 11:30 13:30 14:30 07:00 07:10 08:00 08:30 07:25 07:35 07:45 08:15 08:30 08:45 09:00 09:05 09:20 09:25 09:40 09:50 10:00 11:30 07:00 08:00 09:00 10:00 11:00 09:15 09:30 09:45 10:00 10:15 10:25 10:45 11:00 11:15 11:30 12:30 14:00 14:30 15:00 16:00 16:45 17:30 18:15 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:50 21:00 21:30 22:00 22:50 23:00 23:30 00:20 01:20 Arthur Chucklevision Get 100 The Story of Tracy Beaker Krypto the Superdog Jackanory Junior Numberjacks Boogie Beebies Brum Me Too! Something Special Postman Pat The Roly Mo Show In Search of Myths and Heroes The Daily Politics Garden Invaders Working Lunch Living in the Sun Through the Keyhole Flog It! Ready, Steady, Cook The Weakest Link Eggheads Great British Menu Jonathan Meades: Abroad Again Coast Neneh and Andi Dish it Up Sweet Baby James Natural World Secret Fawns of Yellowstone The Apprentice: You’re Fired Newsnight Wedding Rites: In Sickness And In Health Joins BBC News 24 15:00 16:00 17:00 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 22:00 23:00 23:30 00:00 01:00 05:05 06:00 06:30 GMTV The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News and Weather Midsomer Murders For The Rest of Your Life Poirot London Tonight ITV Evening News; Weather Emmerdale Coronation Street The Bill City Lights Get a Grip ITV News; Weather Weather From Hell ITV Play The Jeremy Kyle Show ITV Nightscreen ITV Morning News EMMERDALE 20.00 - 20.30 Eli and Debbie celebrate their success in true Dingle style. Laurel is worried by her Dad’s lack of backbone. Pollard worries about how to save David from being pulled too far from his grasp. 09:00 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:30 13:00 13:30 14:30 16:30 17:15 18:00 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:55 21:00 22:00 23:00 00:05 01:05 01:40 02:25 03:15 03:45 04:35 05:25 06:15 The Treacle People The Hoobs Freshly Squeezed Everybody Loves Raymond Just Shoot Me Frasier Take Away My Takeaway Don’t Make Me Angry The Underdogs The Deadly Knowledge Show News at Noon Life Begins Again Channel 4 Racing From Chester Countdown Deal or No Deal The Paul O’Grady Show The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News 3 Minute Wonder Property Ladder Grand Designs Desperate Housewives The World’s Most Offensive Joke Peep Show Balls of Steel The Osbournes Your Face or Mine? Off Centre The Bernie Mac Show Wild Things Countdown 12:30 13:00 13:30 14:30 14:40 16:25 16:30 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:15 21:00 22:00 00:05 01:10 Franny’s Feet Bird Bath Hi-5 Roary the Racing Car Little Princess Make Way for Noddy Say It with Noddy Fifi and The Flowertots Peppa Pig Thomas and Friends Old Bear Stories Mio Mao The Wright Stuff The Trisha Goddard Show five News Home and Away Colin and Justin on The Estate Russell Grant’s Postcards Dying to Belong five News Update Columbo: Strange Bedfellows five News Home and Away Two and a Half Men five News Lemur Island How The Other Half Learns Maid in Manhattan Who is The Real Jennifer Lopez? Partypoker.Com European Open III 12:00 13:00 14:00 15:05 15:40 16:30 17:30 18:00 19:00 20:00 20:30 21:00 22:00 23:00 00:00 01:00 01:55 02:40 03:25 04:20 04:45 05:25 Uninterrupted Amerie Takes Control Skinny Jeans Superstars Uninterrupted Mcfly’s Boys With Guitars Fresh Stuff Nothing But Nearly Naked Amerie Takes Control Switched Ed The O.C. Hollyoaks Friends Scrubs Hollyoaks The War at Home Friends Ugly Betty Miss Match Desperate Housewives Scrubs Ed Miss Match Porn: A Family Business The War at Home The O.C. Switched DOCUMENTARIES DISCOVERY 10:00 Deadliest Catch 11:00 American Chopper 12:00 How It’s Made 13:00 Mythbusters 14:00 Deadliest Catch 15:00 The F.B.I. Files 16:00 Forensic Detectives 17:00 Time Team 18:00 How It’s Made 19:00 American Chopper 20:00 Mythbusters 21:00 How Do They Do It? 21:30 How It’s Made 22:00 Decoding Disaster 23:00 The Perfect Disaster 00:00 Deadliest Catch DISCOVERY real time 09:30 Hooked on Fishing: Canadian Steelheads 10:00 Joy of Painting 11:00 Location, Location, Location 11:30 Build, Buy or Restore Abroad 12:00 Relocation, Relocation 13:00 A Place In The Sun 14:00 Biker Build-off 15:00 Wrecks to Riches 16:00 Record Breaking Fish 16:30 Hooked on Fishing: Canadian Steelheads 17:00 Holmes on Homes 18:00 Overhaulin’ 19:00 Wheeler Dealers 20:00 A Place In The Sun 21:00 Location, Location, Location 21:30 Build, Buy or Restore Abroad 22:00 Plastic Surgery School 23:00 Fat Doctor 00:00 Super Humans NATIONAL geographic 10:00 Situation Critical 11:00 Rescue Emergency 12:00 Battlefront 13:00 The Sea Hunters 14:00 How It Works 15:00 Air Crash Investigation 16:00 Megastructures 17:00 Rescue Emergency 18:00 Situation Critical 19:00 Moon Mysteries Investigated 20:00 Golden Baboons 21:00 Megastructures 22:00 Ballistics Investigated 23:00 Loch Ness Investigated 00:00 Air Crash Investigation 01:00 Ballistics Investigated HISTORY channel 09:00 Deep Sea Detectives 10:00 Barbarians 11:00 Engineering An Empire 12:00 Search For The Ss Republic 13:00 Battlefield Detectives 14:00 Hitler’s Legacy 15:00 Last Days of World War II 16:00 Stalin 17:00 Hitler’s Legacy 18:00 Last Days of World War II 19:00 Battlefield Detectives 20:00 Hidden House History 20:30 How The West Was Made 21:00 Nostradamus: 500 Years Later 22:00 The British Empire in Colour 23:00 Ancient Monster Hunters 00:00 Ed Gein: The Real Psycho 01:00 Stalin 02:00 Deep Sea Detectives UKTV documentary 10:00 Magic 11:00 A Natural History: Wild Europe 12:00 Fred Dibnah’s Age of Steam 12:30 Fred Dibnah’s Age of Steam 13:00 Blizzard: Race to the Pole 14:00 A Natural History: Wild Europe 15:00 Tank Overhaul 16:00 Blizzard: Race to the Pole 17:00 Fred Dibnah’s Age of Steam 18:00 A Natural History: Wild Europe 19:00 Tank Overhaul 20:00 Blizzard: Race to the Pole 21:00 A Natural History: Wild Europe 22:00 Tank Overhaul 23:00 Fred Dibnah’s Age of Steam 00:00 Blizzard: Race to the Pole 01:00 Tank Overhaul ANIMAL planet 09:00 Monkey Business 09:30 Going Ape 10:00 Wildlife SOS 10:30 Pet Res- cue 11:00 Animal Cops Houston: Cruel Neglect 12:00 Wild Rescues 12:30 Monkey Business 13:00 Crocodile Hunter 14:00 Animal Precinct 15:00 Emergency Vets 15:30 Horsetails 16:00 Pet Rescue 16:30 Shauna’s Amazing Animal Videos 17:00 Monkey Business 17:30 Going Ape 18:00 Animal Cops Houston: The Most Unwanted 19:00 Animal Precinct 20:00 RSPCA: On The Frontline 20:30 Monkey Business 21:00 Going Ape 21:30 Xtremely Wild 22:00 Crocodile Hunter 23:00 Miami Animal Police 00:00 Wildlife SOS 00:30 Monkey Business 01:00 Going Ape SPORT SKY SPORTS 1 07:00 You’re On Sky Sports! 08:00 Revista de la Liga 09:00 Conference Football: Conference Play-Off Semi-Final 2nd Leg 10:30 Poker 12:30 Revista de la Liga 13:30 Conference Football: Conference Play-Off Semi-Final 2nd Leg 15:00 Poker 17:00 Revista de la Liga 18:00 Conference Football: Conference Play-Off Semi-Final 2nd Leg 19:30 Total Rugby 20:00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 20:30 Ford Football Special: Chelsea V Manchester United 23:30 Spanish Cup Football: Copa Del Rey Semi-Final 2nd Leg 01:30 Ford Football Special: Chelsea V Manchester United 03:00 Spanish Cup Football: Copa Del Rey Semi-Final 2nd Leg SKY SPORTS 2 07:00 Aerobics Oz Style 07:30 On the Edge 08:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat 09:00 Sports Unlimited 10:00 On the Edge 10:30 Heritage Grand Touring Car Challenge 11:00 Thinking Tackle 12:00 Rally Fever 13:00 Tennis: ATP Rome Masters 2007 19:00 On the Edge 19:30 Irish Greyhound Racing 20:00 European Tour Weekly 20:30 Tennis: ATP Rome Masters 2007 22:30 European Tour Weekly 23:00 PGA Europro Tour Golf: PGA Europro Tour - ‘Living The Dream’ 00:00 Total Rugby 00:30 European Tour Weekly 01:00 Poker 03:00 PGA Europro Tour Golf: PGA Europro Tour - ‘Living The Dream’ SKY SPORTS 3 11:00 A.S.P Surfing: A.S.P Mens World Championship Surfing Tour - Australia 12:00 Aerobics Oz Style 12:30 Racing News 13:00 Sports Unlimited 14:00 Rally Fever 15:00 On the Edge 15:30 Wild Spirits 16:00 A.S.P Surfing: A.S.P Mens World Championship Surfing Tour - Australia 17:00 Sports Unlimited 18:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Bottom Line 19:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn 20:00 Motorsport 21:00 World Ten Pin Masters 22:00 On the Edge 22:30 Irish Greyhound Racing 23:00 Watersports World 00:00 Trans World Sport 01:00 Motorsport 02:00 On the Edge 02:30 Irish Greyhound Racing 03:00 Trans World Sport 04:00 Motorsport EUROSPORT 09:00 09:15 10:00 11:00 12:00 15:30 15:45 19:00 19:05 19:10 20:15 20:20 21:20 21:50 21:55 22:00 22:15 22:45 23:15 00:45 Football: Gooooal! Football: Eurogoals Rally Speedway Tennis: WTA Tournament In Berlin, Germany Tennis: Tatiana’s World Tennis: WTA Tournament In Berlin, Germany Sailing: Inside Alinghi All Sports: Wednesday Selection Equestrianism All Sports: Wednesday Selection Guest Golf: U.S. P.G.A. Tour - Wachovia Championship In Charlotte, USA Golf: The EuropeanTour - Italian Open In Milan, Italy Golf: Golf Club Sailing: Yacht Club Sailing: Inside Alinghi Review Marathon: Sand Olympic Magazine Snooker: World Championship Sailing: Inside Alinghi Review ESPN classic 08:00 Boxing Legends: Ken Buchanan 09:00 Superstars 10:00 Spurs V Liverpool 11:00 UEFA: B Munich V St Etienne 12:00 Chelski 12:30 Essex Boys 13:00 Strikers: Luther Blissett 13:30 Chelsea V Man Utd, 99/00 14:00 UEFA: B Munich V St Etienne 15:00 Boxing Legends: Ken Buchanan 16:00 CWC ‘92: England V South Africa 17:00 Chelski 17:30 Essex Boys 18:00 Barbarians V Cardiff 18:30 Barbarians V New Zealand 19:00 FA Cup Final: Liverpool V Man Utd 19:30 FA Cup Final: Ipswich V Arsenal 20:00 League Cup: Liverpool V Man C 21:00 CWC ‘92: England V Pakistan, Final 22:00 Barbarians V Cardiff 22:30 UEFA: Derby V Real Madrid 23:00 UEFA: St Etienne V Liverpool 00:00 Strikers: Alan Brazil 00:30 Arsenal V Man Utd, 02/03 01:00 Kevin Keegan: Football Messiah 02:00 Boxing Legends: Ken Buchanan 03:00 Arsenal V Man Utd, 97/98 03:30 Chelsea V Man Utd, 99/00 04:00 Kevin Keegan: Football Messiah 05:00 League Cup: Liverpool V Man C MAN UTD V CHELSEA Sky Sports 1 20.30 - 23.30 A titanic clash between the Premiership’s leading heavyweights takes place at Stamford Bridge as Chelsea challenge Manchester United in what could be a title-deciding bout. TELEVISION May 4 - May 10 2007 35 Wednesday 9th May 2007 FILMS SKY MOVIES sci-fi & horror 13:00 15:00 17:00 18:55 20:30 Target Earth White Noise The Arrival Target Earth The Revenge of Frankenstein 22:00 The Serpent And The Rainbow 23:40 Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist 01:40 White Noise SKY MOVIES premier 17:00 18:40 20:30 21:00 23:00 01:00 See Arnold Run The Matador Premiere Close Up Final Destination 3 Capote Get Rich or Die Tryin’ SKY MOVIES modern greats 09:05 Nineteen Eighty-Four 11:05 Rocky IV 12:40 Mannequin Just Friends 14:25 16:30 18:30 20:15 22:00 00:20 Honkytonk Man Nineteen Eighty-Four Rocky IV Mannequin The Doors Death Wish 4: The Crackdown 02:00 True Romance 04:00 The Day of the Locust SKY MOVIES indies 13:00 14:55 17:00 18:40 19:30 20:00 22:00 23:35 01:20 03:25 03:55 All About My Mother Don’t Move Napoleon Dynamite Space Station Indie Close Up Les diaboliques Mean Creek All About My Mother Don’t Move Indie Close Up Space Station SKY MOVIES family 07:00 Chasing Christmas 08:25 FernGully: The Last Rainforest Sky Movies Comedy 21.00 - 22.40 Chris Brander has it all: money, good looks and a flashy job as an LA music executive. But back in high school in New Jersey in the 1990’s, Chris was shy, overweight and the butt of the cool crowd’s jokes. The only bright spot in his life was his friendship with Jamie Palamino a super-popular cheerleader. But Chris was harboring a secret –he was hopelessly in love with his best friend. On the night of their high school graduation, Chris finally works up his courage and makes his feelings known. In response, a surprised Jamie proceeds to give him the �”Just Friends”� speech. Enraged and humiliated, Chris declares himself no longer friends with Jamie and storms off. Ten years later, Chris has reinvented himself as a smooth talking lady-killer, living large in Los Angeles. Chris’s boss, KC, has just given him his most challenging job assignment yet –turning spoiled socialite, diva and magazine pin-up girl Samantha James into a popsinging sensation. 09:45 The Duke 11:20 Stay Tuned 13:00 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe 15:20 Family Close Up 15:50 Racing Stripes 17:35 Jungle Boy 19:10 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie 21:00 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe 23:20 Racing Stripes 01:05 Jungle Boy 02:40 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie 04:25 Stay Tuned SKY MOVIES drama 08:05 09:45 11:30 13:20 15:20 17:20 19:00 21:00 23:00 01:10 03:00 05:25 Comfort and Joy Ice Bound Too Close To Home A Walk in the Clouds In Good Company Comfort and Joy A Walk in the Clouds In Good Company Mississippi Burning Dangerous Minds The Alamo Too Close To Home SKY MOVIES comedy 07:20 09:20 11:00 13:05 15:05 16:50 18:30 19:00 21:00 22:40 00:30 00:50 02:55 04:45 Christmas With The Kranks Mastermind The Birdcage We’re No Angels Just Friends Mastermind Comedy Close Up To Die For Just Friends We’re No Angels The Top 10 Show The Birdcage To Die For Bachelor Party SKY MOVIES classics 07:35 08:15 08:45 09:45 13:00 13:40 14:10 15:00 16:45 17:20 20:30 22:00 23:40 01:40 03:15 05:05 05:50 The Idle Class Pay Day The Pilgrim The Greatest Story Ever Told The Idle Class Pay Day The Pilgrim The Disorderly Orderly Chaplin Today - The Great Dictator The Greatest Story Ever Told The Disorderly Orderly The Abominable Dr Phibes Sunday, Bloody Sunday Tales of Terror The Party The Idle Class Pay Day SKY MOVIES action/thriller 07:15 09:05 10:50 12:25 14:20 16:00 17:30 19:05 21:00 22:40 23:00 01:00 02:40 04:40 06:40 Siege at Marion Above Suspicion S.S. Doomtrooper Revolver Siege at Marion Dragon Dynasty S.S. Doomtrooper Revolver Dragon Dynasty Spider-Man 3 Making Of Green Street Inferno Jade Siege at Marion Action and Thriller Close Up SKY MOVIES HD 1 20:10 22:00 00:00 02:00 Father Hood Flashdance Man of the House Father Hood SKY MOVIES HD 2 13:00 The Last Buffalo 13:45 Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope 16:10 Hotel Rwanda 18:35 The Thing Called Love 21:00 Spanglish 23:10 Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope 01:15 Hotel Rwanda FILM 4 14:00 16:05 18:10 20:05 22:00 00:55 02:55 Down to Earth The Silent Enemy Night Train to Munich Brewster’s Millions Downfall To Kill a King Whisky TCM 07:55 09:30 12:00 14:15 16:00 18:05 20:20 22:00 23:40 01:25 03:00 03:20 The Green Helmet Till The Clouds Roll By The VIPs Jailhouse Rock Mrs. Soffel The Yellow Rolls Royce My Favourite Year Point Blank Marlowe Eye of the Devil Teleshopping Parlor, Bedroom and Bath DISNEY cinemagic 12:00 Suzanne’s Diary for Nicholas 13:50 Comedy Close Up 14:20 Flashdance 16:20 Man of the House 18:20 Suzanne’s Diary for Nicholas 07:00 07:25 07:45 08:10 08:35 09:00 09:50 17:05 Cagney and Lacey 18:05 Quantum Leap 19:05 Rising Damp 19:35 Film File 19:50 Lovejoy 21:00 Poirot 22:00 Rising Damp 22:30 Sleuth 01:15 Lovejoy 02:25 HeartBeat 03:25 Brideshead Revisited 13:00 Farscape 14:00 Star Trek 15:00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World 16:00 Icebreaker 18:00 Dark Angel 19:00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World 20:00 Roswell 21:00 Dark Angel 22:00 Heroes 23:00 Devil’s Den 00:50 Medium 02:00 Emmanuelle’s Private Collection: Sex Goddess 04:00 ReGenesis 05:00 Profiler 06:00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World The Little Mermaid Aladdin House of Mouse Emperor’s New School Recess Lilo and Stitch House of Mouse 10:15 11:05 11:30 11:55 12:20 12:45 13:10 13:35 14:00 14:25 14:50 15:15 15:35 16:00 16:20 16:45 17:10 17:35 18:00 19:15 19:40 20:00 21:20 21:45 22:05 22:25 22:50 23:15 23:45 00:10 Tarzan Goof Troop Hercules Aladdin 101 Dalmatians Buzz Lightyear of Star Command The Little Mermaid DuckTales House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Aladdin Hercules House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess Atlantis: Milo’s Return Recess Lilo and Stitch Angels in the Endzone House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess DuckTales Lilo and Stitch Recess Green Street Hooligans Sky Movies Action/Thriller 23.00 - 01.00 Expelled unfairly from Harvard, an American undergraduate, Matt Bucker flees to England to his sister’s home. Once there, he is befriended by her charming and dangerous brother-in-law, Pete Dunham, and introduced to the underworld of British football hooliganism. Matt learns to ‘stand his ground’ through a friendship that develops against the backdrop of this secret and often violent world. GENERAL INTEREST BBC 3 20:00 Castaway 20:30 Honey We’re Killing The Kids Revisited 21:00 Wedding Stories 22:00 My Big Breasts and Me 23:00 Kill Bill: Vol. 1 00:40 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 01:10 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 01:40 American Dad 02:00 American Dad 02:25 My Big Breasts and Me 03:20 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 03:50 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps BBC 4 20:00 Diary of a Nobody: Shorts 20:10 A Study in Sherlock 20:50 Diary of a Nobody: Shorts 21:00 The World 21:30 Thoroughly Modern 22:00 Miss Marie Lloyd: The Queen Of The Musical 23:20 A Study in Sherlock 00:00 The Man who Loved Sherlock Holmes 01:00 Miss Marie Lloyd: The Queen Of The Musical 02:20 Thoroughly Modern 02:50 A Study in Sherlock BBC prime 08:20 The Roly Mo Show 08:35 William’s Wish Wellingtons 08:40 Big Cook Little Cook 09:00 Room Rivals 09:30 Gardening with the Experts 10:00 A Life Coach Less Ordinary 10:30 Garden Invaders 11:00 Design Rules 11:30 Wildlife Specials 12:15 Marion and Geoff 12:30 Dad’s Army 13:00 Mad About Alice 13:30 My Family 14:00 The Aristocrats 15:00 Silent Witness 16:00 Passport to The Sun 16:30 Room Rivals 17:00 Cash in the Attic 17:30 Bargain Hunt 18:00 Kiss Me Kate 18:30 My Family 19:00 Location, Location, Location 19:30 Location, Location, Location 20:00 Silent Witness 21:00 Murder in Mind 22:00 The League of Gentlemen 22:30 The Fast Show 23:00 Silent Witness 00:00 Dad’s Army 00:30 Murder in Mind 01:30 Kiss Me Kate 02:00 My Family 02:30 EastEnders 03:00 Silent Witness 04:00 The Aristocrats BBC world 07:00 BBC News 07:30 World Business Report 08:00 BBC News 08:30 World Business Report 08:45 Sport Today 09:00 BBC News 09:30 Kill or Cure? 10:00 BBC News 10:30 HARDtalk 11:00 BBC News 11:30 Talking Movies 12:00 BBC News 12:30 World Business Report 12:45 Sport Today 13:00 World News Today 14:00 BBC News 14:30 World Business Raeport 14:45 Sport Today 15:00 BBC News 15:30 Asia Today 15:45 Sport Today 16:00 BBC News 16:30 HARDtalk 17:00 BBC News 17:30 Fast Track 18:00 BBC News 18:30 Asia Today 19:00 BBC News 19:30 World Business Report 19:45 Sport Today 20:00 BBC News 20:30 HARDtalk 21:00 BBC News 21:30 Climate Challenge 22:00 World News Today 23:00 BBC News 23:15 Sport Today 23:30 World Business Report 00:00 BBC News 00:30 Asia Today 00:45 World Business Report 01:00 BBC News 01:30 HARDtalk 02:00 BBC News DISNEY 09:00 That’s So Raven 09:25 Hannah Montana 09:50 Lizzie McGuire 10:15 Kim Possible 10:40 Fillmore 11:05 Tarzan 11:30 House of Mouse 11:55 Lilo and Stitch 12:20 American Dragon: Jake Long 12:45 Recess 13:15 Kim Possible 13:45 The Proud Family 14:10 Smart Guy 14:30 Teen Angel 14:55 Phil of the Future 15:20 Lizzie McGuire 15:45 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 16:10 That’s So Raven 16:35 Emperor’s New School 17:00 Recess 17:35 Kim Possible 18:00 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 18:25 Hannah Montana 18:50 That’s So Raven 19:15 That’s So Raven 19:40 Lizzie McGuire 20:05 Lizzie McGuire 20:30 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 21:00 Recess 21:25 Kim Possible 21:45 American Dragon: Jake Long 22:10 Tarzan 22:35 Fillmore 23:00 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 23:25 Lizzie McGuire 23:45 That’s So Raven 00:10 The Proud Family 00:30 Kim Possible BRAVO 09:00 Street Crime UK 10:00 Cops on Camera 11:00 Buck Rogers in The 25th Century 12:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 13:00 Street Crime UK 14:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 15:00 Street Crime UK 16:00 America’s Hardest Bounty Hunters 16:30 Cops 17:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 18:00 Cops on Camera 19:00 Buck Rogers in The 25th Century 20:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 21:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 22:00 In Your Face 22:30 Britain’s Toughest Towns 23:00 Day Break 00:00 Brits Behind Bars: America’s Toughest Jail 00:30 Porn Week 01:00 Minoriteam 01:15 Aqua Teen Hunger Force 01:30 12 oz. Mouse 01:45 Robot Chicken 02:00 Assy Mcgee 02:15 Tom Goes to the Mayor 02:30 Sealab 2021 02:45 Aqua Teen Hunger Force 03:00 Cops on Camera 04:00 In Your Face 04:30 Britain’s Toughest Towns ITV 2 07:00 GMTV2 10:25 Coronation Street 10:55 Emmerdale 11:55 Oprah Winfrey 12:40 Judge Judy 13:00 Coronation Street 13:30 Emmerdale 14:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 15:35 The Ricki Lake Show 16:20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:25 Sally Jessy Raphael 18:15 Airline USA 18:40 Judge Judy 20:00 Smallville 21:00 About a Boy 23:00 Coronation Street 23:30 Deadline 00:30 Jack Osbourne: Adrenaline Junkie II 01:30 Deadline 02:30 ITV Play ITV 3 07:00 Never the Twain 07:25 Tales of the Unexpected 07:55 HeartBeat 08:55 Peak Practice 09:55 Ironside 10:55 Quincy, M.E. 11:55 Quantum Leap 12:55 Cagney and Lacey 13:55 Hannay 15:00 Never the Twain 15:30 Tales of the Unexpected 16:00 Pie in the Sky ITV 4 19:00 The Saint 20:00 Used Car Roadshow 21:00 Friday Night Lights 22:00 Police, Camera, Action! 22:30 The Force 23:00 Dungeons and Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God 01:10 Play Misty for Me 03:10 Criss Angel Mindfreak 03:40 Millennium LIVING 07:00 Home Shopping 08:00 Divorce Court 09:00 Maury 09:55 The Fix 10:00 The Golden Girls 11:00 Cheaters 12:00 The Jerry Springer Show 13:00 Maury 13:55 The Fix 14:00 Will and Grace 15:00 Bewitched 16:00 Close to Home 17:00 Charmed 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 The X Files 21:00 Canada’s Next Top Model 22:00 CSI: 23:00 Criminal Minds 00:00 CSI 01:00 The X Files 02:00 CSI 03:00 Will and Grace 04:00 Body of Evidence: From the Case Files PARAMOUNT comedy 07:00 QVC 10:00 Life on a Stick 11:00 Two and a Half Men 12:00 King of Queens 13:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 14:00 Life on a Stick 15:00 Becker 16:00 Two and a Half Men 17:00 King of Queens 18:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 19:00 Frasier 20:00 Becker 21:00 That ‘70s Show 22:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 23:00 Sex and The City 2 00:10 South Park 00:40 World Stands Up 01:10 Live at the Fringe 02:10 Sex and The City 03:20 South Park 04:20 Sexy Cam 04:30 Linc’s SCI FI 09:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Andromeda SKY one 07:00 Sunrise With Eamonn Holmes 10:00 Project Catwalk 11:00 Stargate SG-1 12:00 Stargate SG-1 13:00 Angel 14:00 Bones 15:00 Cold Case 16:00 Las Vegas 17:00 Stargate SG1 19:00 Stargate Atlantis 20:00 The Simpsons 21:00 Volcano 23:00 Lost 00:00 Law and Order 01:00 Stargate Atlantis 02:00 Las Vegas 02:50 Mile High 03:40 Hot Summer Down Under 04:30 Star Trek: Voyager 05:20 Uncut! Reps in Ibiza UKTV gold 07:00 EastEnders 07:35 Neighbours 08:05 Last of the Summer Wine 08:45 2point4 Children 09:25 EastEnders 10:00 The Bill 11:00 Casualty 12:00 Dallas 13:00 Charlie’s Angels 14:00 Catherine Cookson’s The Cinder Path 17:00 The Afternoon Play 18:00 Dallas 19:00 Charlie’s Angels 20:00 Carry on Doctor 22:00 Dalziel and Pascoe 00:20 Men Behaving Badly 01:40 Early Doors 02:20 Room 101 03:00 Have I Got 2002 For You UKTV people 10:00 Disaster Masters 11:00 Animal Park 12:00 Airport 13:00 Disaster Masters 14:00 Animal Park 15:00 Airport 16:00 Disaster Masters 17:00 Animal Park 18:00 Airport 19:00 Disaster Masters 20:00 Animal Park 21:00 Airport 22:00 Honey We’re Killing The Kids 23:00 Taxicab Confessions 00:00 Family Bonds 01:00 Forensic Files 02:00 Honey We’re Killing The Kids UKTV style 08:00 Builders Sweat and Tears 08:30 Staying Put 09:00 Car Booty 10:00 DIY SOS 11:00 Who Rules the Roost? 12:00 Living in the Sun 13:00 Escape to the Country 14:00 Cash in the Attic 15:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 16:00 The Clothes Show 17:00 Houses Behaving Badly 18:00 Property Prophets 19:00 Homes under the Hammer 20:00 Escape to the Country 21:00 Trading Up 22:00 DIY SOS 23:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 00:00 Farm of Fussy Eaters 01:00 From House to Home 02:00 Beat the Burglar 03:00 Stylin’ Gypsies UKTV bright ideas 07:00 Seven Year Makeover 07:30 Design ER 08:00 Our House 09:00 Our Home 09:30 Room Rivals 10:00 Antiques Roadshow 11:00 Hard Sell 11:30 Weed It and Reap 12:00 Deck Dates 12:30 Room Rivals 13:00 Tamasin’s Great British Classics 13:30 Heaven’s Kitchen Cookbook 14:00 Chefs at Sea with Ed Baines 14:30 Danny By The Sea 15:00 Seven Year Makeover 15:30 Design ER 16:00 Our House 17:00 Hard Sell 17:30 Weed It and Reap 18:00 Antiques Roadshow UKTV drama 08:00 Pickwick Papers 08:40 The Dick Emery Show 09:00 Murder, She Wrote 10:00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 11:00 Bergerac 12:00 As Time Goes By 12:40 Waiting For God 13:20 Last of the Summer Wine 14:00 Dangerfield 15:00 Murder, She Wrote 16:00 Bergerac 17:00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 18:00 As Time Goes By 18:40 Waiting For God 19:20 Last of the Summer Wine 20:00 Dangerfield 21:00 Murder, She Wrote 22:00 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries 23:55 Murder, She Wrote 00:55 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries 02:45 Campion 03:35 Born and Bred 04:25 Howards’ Way 05:15 Pickwick Papers 36 TELEVISION May 4 - May 10 2007 Thursday 10th May 2007 BBC 1 BBC 2 ITV 1 CHANNEL 4 FIVE E4 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Animal Park 11:00 Homes under the Hammer 12:00 To Buy or Not to Buy 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News and Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:40 Neighbours 15:05 Doctors 15:35 Murder, She Wrote 16:20 BBC News and Weather 16:25 Pitt and Kantrop 16:55 Watch My Chops 17:10 The Basil Brush Show 17:35 Dinosapien 18:00 Blue Peter 18:25 Newsround 18:35 Neighbours 19:00 BBC News and Weather 19:30 Regional News Programmes 20:00 Castaway 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 Hustle 23:00 BBC News 23:35 Question Time 00:35 This Week 01:25 Panorama 01:55 Victoria’s Empire 02:55 Return to Lullingstone Castle 03:25 To Buy or Not to Buy 03:55 Joins BBC News 24 07:00 07:20 07:35 08:00 08:15 08:30 09:00 07:00 10:25 11:30 13:30 14:30 07:00 07:10 07:35 08:00 08:30 07:00 07:10 07:25 07:35 07:45 08:15 08:30 08:45 09:00 09:05 09:20 09:25 09:40 09:50 10:00 11:30 07:00 Uninterrupted 08:00 Robert Carlyle - Been Away For A While 09:00 Skinny Jeans Superstars 10:00 Uninterrupted 11:00 Mcfly’s Boys With Guitars 12:00 Fresh Gigs 13:00 Nothing But Fit Young Men 14:00 Robert Carlyle - Been Away For A While 15:05 Switched 15:40 Ed 16:30 The O.C. 17:30 Hollyoaks 18:00 Friends 19:00 Scrubs 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 The War at Home 21:00 Friends 21:30 Friends 22:00 ER 23:00 Sex in Court 23:30 The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell Of Fear 01:05 Scrubs 02:05 Ed 02:55 Sex in Court 03:25 Porn: A Family Business 04:20 The War at Home 04:40 The O.C. 05:25 Switched 09:15 09:30 09:45 10:00 10:15 10:25 10:45 11:00 11:15 11:30 11:50 12:10 12:30 12:50 13:00 13:30 14:00 14:45 15:45 16:45 17:30 18:15 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:00 22:30 23:00 23:30 00:20 00:50 03:00 05:00 Fimbles The Story Makers Balamory Arthur Chucklevision Get 100 The Story of Tracy Beaker Krypto the Superdog Jackanory Junior Numberjacks Boogie Beebies Brum Me Too! 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Scott Gemmill (“Jonny Zero”) DOCUMENTARIES DISCOVERY 07:00 Time Team 08:00 Mythbusters 09:00 How It’s Made 10:00 Deadliest Catch 11:00 American Chopper 12:00 How It’s Made 13:00 Mythbusters 14:00 Deadliest Catch 15:00 The F.B.I. Files 16:00 Forensic Detectives 17:00 Time Team 18:00 How It’s Made 19:00 American Chopper 20:00 Mythbusters 21:00 How Do They Do It? 21:30 How It’s Made 22:00 My Shocking Story 23:00 Deadliest Catch 00:00 The Perfect Disaster 01:00 The F.B.I. 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Steam 18:00 A Natural History: Wild Europe 19:00 Tank Overhaul 20:00 A Scot in the Arctic 21:00 A Natural History: Wild Europe 22:00 Tank Overhaul 23:00 Fred Dibnah’s Age of Steam 00:00 A Scot in the Arctic ANIMAL planet 08:30 Dog Listener Down Under 09:00 Monkey Business 09:30 Going Ape 10:00 Wildlife SOS 10:30 Pet Rescue 11:00 Animal Cops Houston: The Most Unwanted 12:00 Wild Rescues 12:30 Monkey Business 13:00 Crocodile Hunter 14:00 Animal Precinct 15:00 Emergency Vets 15:30 Horsetails 16:00 Pet Rescue 16:30 Shauna’s Amazing Animal Videos 17:00 Monkey Business 17:30 Going Ape 18:00 Animal Cops Houston: Deep Wounds 19:00 Animal Precinct 20:00 RSPCA: On The Frontline 20:30 Monkey Business 21:00 Going Ape 21:30 Xtremely Wild 22:00 Crocodile Hunter 23:00 Miami Animal Police 00:00 Wildlife SOS 00:30 Monkey Business 01:00 Going Ape 01:30 Emergency Vets 02:00 Animal Cops Houston: Deep Wounds 03:00 Miami Animal Police SPORT SKY SPORTS 1 07:00 Spanish Cup Football: Copa Del Rey Semi-Final 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Berlin, Germany 20:15 Football: UEFA European Under-17 Championship In Belgium 22:00 Boxing: International Contest In Saint Quentin, France 23:30 Football: UEFA European Under-17 Championship In Belgium ESPN classic 07:00 Superstars 08:00 Boxing Legends: Wilfred Benitez 09:00 Superstars 10:00 League Cup: Liverpool V Man C 11:00 UEFA: St Etienne V Liverpool 12:00 Kevin Keegan: Football Messiah 13:00 Strikers: Alan Brazil 13:30 Arsenal V Man Utd, 02/03 14:00 UEFA: St Etienne V Liverpool 15:00 Boxing Legends: Wilfred Benitez 16:00 CWC ‘92: England V Pakistan, Final 17:00 Kevin Keegan: Football Messiah 18:00 Barbarians V Cardiff 18:30 Barbarians V Leicester 19:00 FA Cup Final: Arsenal V Man Utd 20:00 The Liverpool Story: Reds In China 21:00 CWC ‘83: Australia V West Indies 21:30 CWC ‘83: Semi-Finals 22:00 Barbarians V Leicester 22:30 UEFA: Man Utd V Juventus 23:00 UEFA: FC Zurich V Liverpool 00:00 Strikers: Trevor Francis 00:30 Everton V Liverpool, 00/01 01:00 This is Anfield 02:00 Boxing Legends: Wilfred Benitez 03:00 Arsenal V Man Utd, 02/03 03:30 Everton V Liverpool, 00/01 04:00 This is Anfield 05:00 The Liverpool Story: Reds In China 06:00 Figure Skating: Road o Glory TOTTENHAM V BLACKBURN Sky Sports 1 20.30 - 23.15 Sky Sports will broadcast its 1000th game from the Premiership when Spurs meet Blackburn Rovers at White Hart Lane. A repeat of last year’s 3-2 thriller would be a worthy celebration. TELEVISION May 4 - May 10 2007 37 Thursday 10th May 2007 FILMS SKY MOVIES sci-fi & horror 13:00 An American Werewolf In Paris 15:00 Cursed 17:00 Journey to the Center of the Earth 20:10 An American Werewolf In Paris 22:00 Doom 23:50 Cursed 01:30 Evil Dead II 03:05 Doom SKY MOVIES premier 17:00 18:40 20:30 21:00 23:00 01:00 See Arnold Run The Matador Premiere Close Up Final Destination 3 Capote Get Rich or Die Tryin’ SKY MOVIES modern greats 08:30 My Cousin Vinny 10:35 The Offence 12:40 On Golden Pond 14:45 17:25 19:30 20:00 22:00 00:35 Amistad The Offence Modern Greats Close Up Rocky V Amistad Death Wish V: The Face of Death 02:15 The Crow 04:00 The Offence 05:55 Rocky V SKY MOVIES indies 13:00 15:00 17:00 19:00 19:50 20:10 22:00 23:45 02:10 04:10 Mad Hot Ballroom Transamerica The Eighth Day The Dream is Alive Lai See Mad Hot Ballroom Transamerica The Portrait of a Lady The Libertine The Dream is Alive SKY MOVIES family 07:45 Deck the Halls 09:15 Family Close Up Seed Of Chucky Sky Movies HD 2 17.15 - 19.05 The killer doll is back! Glen is the orphan doll offspring of the irrepressible devilish-doll-come-to-life Chucky and his equally twisted bride Tiffany. When production starts on a movie detailing the urban legend of his parents’ lethal exploits, Glen heads for Hollywood where he brings his bloodthirsty parents back from the dead. The family dynamics are far from perfect as Chucky and Tiffany go Hollywood and get rolling on a new spree of murderous mayhem--much to gentle Glen’s horror. Chucky can’t believe that his child doesn’t want to walk in his murdering footsteps, and star-struck Tiffany can’t believe that the movie will star her favorite actress, Jennifer Tilly, who soon becomes an unwitting hostess to this new family in more ways than one. 09:45 11:45 13:25 15:10 17:20 19:20 21:00 22:40 00:50 02:20 04:00 05:40 Because of Winn-Dixie Ella Enchanted Are We There Yet? The Adventures of Baron Munchausen Because of Winn-Dixie Ella Enchanted Are We There Yet? The Adventures of Baron Munchausen Best Man in Grass Creek Gone Fishin’ A Pig’s Tale Under Wraps SKY MOVIES drama 08:45 Anastasia: The Mystery of Anna 10:40 Crimes of Passion: Victim Of Love 12:20 The Simple Life of Noah Dearborn 13:55 Judas 15:40 Anastasia: The Mystery of Anna 17:40 Crimes of Passion: Victim Of Love 19:20 The Simple Life of Noah Dearborn 21:00 Walk The Line 23:20 The Edge 01:20 Outrage 02:55 Woman with a Past 04:30 Friday Night Lights 06:30 Crimes of Passion: Victim Of Love SKY MOVIES comedy 08:20 10:30 12:45 14:30 16:40 18:50 21:00 23:00 01:00 02:55 The Pirates of Penzance Two Much Bean Kingpin Meet the Fockers Two Much Kingpin Meet the Fockers Bull Durham Semi-Tough 04:50 Twin Town 06:35 The Pirates of Penzance SKY MOVIES classics 07:15 A Woman of Paris 09:00 Invasion of the Body Snatchers 10:40 Buchanan Rides Alone 12:25 Chaplin Today - A Woman Of Paris 13:00 A Woman of Paris 14:45 The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes 16:55 Classics Close Up 17:25 Around The World In 80 Days 20:20 Buchanan Rides Alone 22:00 The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes 00:15 Days of Wine and Roses 02:15 The Comedy of Terrors 04:00 Drama Close Up 04:30 Around The World In 80 Days SKY MOVIES action/thriller 07:10 09:00 11:05 13:15 15:05 17:05 18:55 21:00 23:05 00:55 03:10 05:00 Gettin’ Square The Chamber The Peacemaker In the Line of Duty: Smoke Jumpers Gettin’ Square Rush Hour The Chamber The Peacemaker Rush Hour Domino I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead In the Line of Duty: Smoke Jumpers SKY MOVIES HD 1 12:00 Oliver Twist 14:10 Hitch 16:10 The Librarian: Quest for the Spear 18:00 Surviving Christmas 19:50 Oliver Twist 22:00 Hitch 00:10 The Accused 02:10 Surviving Christmas SKY MOVIES HD 2 13:00 15:00 17:15 19:05 21:00 23:00 01:05 03:15 The Hudsucker Proxy Sahara Seed of Chucky The Hudsucker Proxy Broken Flowers Sahara Breakfast on Pluto Seed of Chucky FILM 4 14:00 Phffft 15:40 Gift Horse 17:35 The Count of Monte Cristo 19:35 Chariots of Fire 22:00 The Day After Tomorrow 00:25 Twisted 02:15 Roma TCM 07:35 Teleshopping 07:55 The Prince and The Pauper 09:55 Boys’ Night Out 12:00 At the Circus 13:40 Alfred The Great 16:00 In The Good Old Summertime 17:55 Skyjacked 19:45 2010 22:00 Being There 00:20 The Sunshine Boys 02:20 The Strawberry Statement 04:10 Teleshopping 04:30 Northern Pursuit 06:00 Kill or Cure DISNEY cinemagic 07:00 07:25 07:45 08:10 The Little Mermaid Aladdin House of Mouse Emperor’s New School 08:35 09:00 09:50 10:15 10:40 11:05 11:30 11:55 12:20 12:45 13:10 13:35 14:00 14:25 14:50 15:15 15:35 16:00 16:20 16:45 17:10 17:35 18:00 19:15 19:40 20:00 21:25 21:40 22:00 22:25 22:50 23:15 23:45 00:10 00:35 Recess Lilo and Stitch House of Mouse Tarzan Tarzan Goof Troop Hercules Aladdin 101 Dalmatians Buzz Lightyear of Star Command The Little Mermaid DuckTales House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Aladdin Hercules House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess Brother Bear 2 Recess Lilo and Stitch Angels in the Infield House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess DuckTales Lilo and Stitch Recess House of Mouse DOOM Sky Movies Sci Fi/Horror 22.00 - 23.50 Olduvai Research Station is a remote scientific facility on Mars where something has gone terribly wrong. All experiments have ceased, and communication has failed. It’s Level 5 Quarantine, and the only souls allowed in or out are the Rapid Response Tactical Squad (RRTS)--hardened Marines armed to the teeth with enough firepower to neutralize any enemy-or so they think. The researchers at this Red Planet station have unwittingly opened a door, and all hell has broken loose. GENERAL INTEREST BBC 3 20:00 Panic Room 21:00 Eurovision Song Contest Semi-Final 2007 23:40 EastEnders 00:10 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 01:10 Football Gaffes Galore 02:05 Mischief 03:05 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 04:00 Panic Room BBC 4 20:00 The Avengers 20:50 Diary of a Nobody: Shorts 21:00 The World 21:30 Once a Soldier 22:00 The Edwardians in Colour 23:00 The Diary of a Nobody 23:30 Never Mind the Full Stops 00:00 How the Edwardians Spoke 01:00 Once a Soldier 01:30 The Edwardians in Colour 02:30 The Diary of a Nobody 03:00 Never Mind the Full Stops 03:30 Once a Soldier 04:00 The Edwardians in Colour BBC prime 07:00 Little Robots 07:10 Angelmouse 07:15 Tweenies 07:35 Balamory 07:55 Teletubbies 08:20 The Roly Mo Show 08:35 William’s Wish Wellingtons 08:40 Big Cook Little Cook 09:00 Room Rivals 09:30 Location, Location, Location 10:30 Garden Invaders 11:00 Design Rules 11:30 Wildlife Specials 12:30 Dad’s Army 13:00 Kiss Me Kate 13:30 My Family 14:00 The Buccaneers 15:00 Silent Witness 16:00 Passport to The Sun 16:30 Room Rivals 17:00 Cash in the Attic 17:30 Bargain Hunt 18:00 Kiss Me Kate 18:30 My Family 19:00 Staying Put 20:00 Silent Witness 21:00 Murder in Mind 22:00 The League of Gentlemen 22:30 French and Saunders 23:00 Silent Witness 00:00 Dad’s Army 00:30 Murder in Mind 01:30 Kiss Me Kate 02:00 My Family 02:30 EastEnders 03:00 Silent Witness 04:00 The Buccaneers 05:00 Garden Invaders 05:30 Balamory 05:50 Tweenies 06:10 Big Cook Little Cook 06:30 Tikkabilla BBC world 07:00 BBC News 07:30 World Business Report 08:00 BBC News 08:30 World Business Report 08:45 Sport Today 09:00 BBC News 09:30 Fast Track 10:00 BBC News 10:30 HARDtalk 11:00 BBC News 11:30 Climate Challenge 12:00 BBC News 12:30 World Business Report 12:45 Sport Today 13:00 World News Today 14:00 BBC News 14:30 World Business Report 14:45 Sport Today 15:00 BBC News 15:30 Asia Today 15:45 Sport Today 16:00 BBC News 16:30 HARDtalk 17:00 BBC News 17:30 Talking Movies 18:00 BBC News 18:30 Asia Today 19:00 BBC News 19:30 World Business Report 19:45 Sport Today 20:00 BBC News 20:30 HARDtalk 21:00 BBC News 21:30 Click 22:00 World News Today 23:00 BBC News 23:15 Sport Today 23:30 World Business Report 00:00 BBC News 00:30 Asia Today 00:45 World Business Report 01:00 BBC News 01:30 HARDtalk 02:00 BBC News 02:30 World Business Report 03:00 BBC News 03:30 Talking Movies 04:00 BBC News 04:30 World Business Report 04:45 Sport Today 05:00 BBC News 05:30 HARDtalk Extra 06:00 BBC News 06:30 World Business Report BRAVO 09:00 Street Crime UK 10:00 Cops on Camera 11:00 Buck Rogers in The 25th Century 12:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 13:00 Street Crime UK 14:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 15:00 Street Crime UK 16:00 America’s Hardest Bounty Hunters 16:30 Cops 17:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 18:00 Cops on Camera 19:00 Buck Rogers in The 25th Century 20:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 21:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 22:00 In Your Face 22:30 Britain’s Toughest Towns 23:00 Brits Behind Bars: America’s Toughest Jail 23:30 New Sin Cities 00:00 Debbie Does Dallas Again 01:15 Modern Toss 01:30 Afro Samurai 02:00 Squidbillies 02:15 Tom Goes to the Mayor 02:30 Sealab 2021 02:45 Aqua Teen Hunger Force 03:00 Cops on Camera 04:00 In Your Face 04:30 Britain’s Toughest Towns DISNEY 07:00 Lilo and Stitch 07:25 Kim Possible 07:50 American Dragon: Jake Long 08:10 Recess 08:35 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 09:00 That’s So Raven 09:25 Hannah Montana 09:50 Lizzie McGuire 10:15 Kim Possible 10:40 Fillmore 11:05 Tarzan 11:30 House of Mouse 11:55 Lilo and Stitch 12:20 American Dragon: Jake Long 12:45 Recess 13:15 Kim Possible 13:45 The Proud Family 14:10 Smart Guy 14:30 Teen Angel 14:55 Phil of the Future 15:20 Lizzie McGuire 15:45 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 16:10 That’s So Raven 16:35 Emperor’s New School 17:00 Recess 17:35 Kim Possible 18:00 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 18:25 Hannah Montana 18:50 That’s So Raven 19:40 Lizzie McGuire 20:30 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 21:00 Recess 21:25 Kim Possible 21:45 American Dragon: Jake Long 22:10 Tarzan 22:35 Fillmore 23:00 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 23:25 Lizzie McGuire 23:45 That’s So Raven 00:10 The Proud Family 00:30 Kim Possible ITV 2 07:00 GMTV2 10:25 Coronation Street 10:55 Emmerdale 11:20 Oprah Winfrey 12:10 Judge Judy 13:30 Coronation Street 14:00 Emmerdale 14:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 15:35 The Ricki Lake Show 16:20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:25 Sally Jessy Raphael 18:15 Airline USA 18:45 Judge Judy 20:00 Smallville 21:00 Staff from Hell 22:00 Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter 23:00 Deadline 00:00 Supernatural 01:00 Deadline 02:00 ITV Play 05:00 Teleshopping ITV 3 07:00 Never the Twain 07:25 Tales of the Unexpected 07:55 HeartBeat 08:55 Peak Practice 09:55 Ironside 10:55 Quincy, M.E. 11:55 Quantum Leap 12:55 Cagney and Lacey 13:55 Hannay 15:00 Never the Twain 15:30 Tales of the Unexpected 16:00 Pie in the Sky 17:10 Cagney and Lacey 18:10 Quantum Leap 19:10 Rising Damp 19:40 Movies Now 19:50 Lovejoy 21:00 The Two Ronnies 22:00 Hack 23:00 The Commander 00:35 Lovejoy 01:45 HeartBeat 02:40 Brideshead Revisited 03:35 The Jewel in The Crown 04:30 Teleshopping ITV 4 19:00 The Champions 20:00 3rd Rock From The Sun 20:30 3rd Rock From The Sun 21:00 Timecop 22:00 Homicide: Life On The Street 23:00 Play Misty for Me 01:05 Police Patrol 01:35 The Force 02:00 Video Justice LIVING 07:00 Home Shopping 08:00 Divorce Court 09:00 Maury 09:55 The Fix 10:00 The Golden Girls 11:00 Cheaters 12:00 The Jerry Springer Show 13:00 Maury 13:55 The Fix 14:00 Will and Grace 15:00 Bewitched 16:00 Close to Home 17:00 Charmed 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 The X Files 21:00 Kath and Kim 21:30 Campus Ladies 22:00 CSI: Miami 23:00 Boston Legal 00:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 01:00 The X Files 02:00 Boston Legal PARAMOUNT comedy 07:00 QVC 10:00 Life on a Stick 11:00 Two and a Half Men 12:00 King of Queens 13:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 14:00 Life on a Stick 15:00 Becker 16:00 Two and a Half Men 17:00 King of Queens 18:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 19:00 Frasier 20:00 Becker 21:00 That ‘70s Show 22:00 Scrubs 23:00 Sex and The City 00:15 South Park 00:45 World Stands Up 01:15 Live at the Fringe 02:15 Sex and The City 03:30 World Stands Up SCI FI 07:00 Farscape 08:00 La Femme Nikita 09:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Andromeda 13:00 Farscape 14:00 Star Trek 15:00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World 16:00 Storm 18:00 Dark Angel 19:00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World 20:00 Roswell 21:00 Dark Angel 22:00 Stephen King’s Nightmares and Dreamscapes 23:00 Stephen King’s The Stand 00:00 Heroes 01:00 Medium 02:05 The Erotic Misadventures of The Invisible Man: Butterscotch Over Berlin SKY one 07:00 Sunrise With Eamonn Holmes 10:00 Project Catwalk 11:00 Stargate SG-1 13:00 Angel 14:00 Bones 15:00 Cold Case 16:00 Las Vegas 17:00 Stargate SG-1 18:00 Stargate SG-1 19:00 Stargate Atlantis 20:00 The Simpsons 22:00 Bones 23:00 Cold Case 00:00 Badger or Bust 01:00 Law and Order 02:00 Stargate Atlantis UKTV gold 08:45 2point4 Children 09:25 EastEnders 10:00 The Bill 11:00 Casualty 12:00 Dallas 13:00 Charlie’s Angels 14:00 Keeping Up Appearances 14:40 Dinnerladies 15:20 My Family 16:00 The Thin Blue Line 16:40 One Foot in the Grave 18:00 Dallas 19:00 Charlie’s Angels 20:00 Carry on Don’t Lose Your Head 21:50 Alistair Mcgowan’s Big Impression 22:00 Jim’ll Fix It Strikes Again 22:30 TV Now and Then 23:10 Only Fools and Horses 00:15 Men Behaving Badly 01:35 Early Doors 02:15 Room 101 UKTV people 10:00 Disaster Masters 11:00 Animal Park 12:00 Airport 13:00 Disaster Masters 14:00 Animal Park 15:00 Airport 16:00 Disaster Masters 17:00 Animal Park 18:00 Airport 19:00 Disaster Masters 20:00 Animal Park 21:00 Airport 22:00 Honey We’re Killing The Kids 23:00 Taxicab Confessions 00:00 Family Bonds 01:00 Forensic Files UKTV style 08:00 Builders Sweat and Tears 08:30 Staying Put 09:00 Car Booty 10:00 DIY SOS 11:00 Who Rules the Roost? 12:00 Living in the Sun 13:00 Escape to the Country 14:00 Cash in the Attic 15:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 17:00 Houses Behaving Badly 18:00 Property Prophets 19:00 Homes under the Hammer 20:00 Escape to the Country 21:00 The Million Pound Property Experiment 22:00 DIY SOS 23:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 01:00 From House to Home 02:00 Beat the Burglar UKTV bright ideas 07:00 Seven Year Makeover 07:30 Design ER 08:00 Our House 09:00 Our Home 09:30 Room Rivals 10:00 Antiques Roadshow 11:00 Hard Sell 11:30 Weed It and Reap 12:00 Deck Dates 12:30 Room Rivals 13:00 Tamasin’s Great British Classics 13:30 Heaven’s Kitchen Cookbook 14:00 Chefs at Sea with Ed Baines 14:30 Danny By The Sea 15:00 Seven Year Makeover 15:30 Design ER 16:00 Our House 17:00 Hard Sell 17:30 Weed It and Reap 18:00 Antiques Roadshow UKTV drama 08:00 Pickwick Papers 08:40 The Dick Emery Show 09:00 Murder, She Wrote 10:00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 11:00 Bergerac 12:00 As Time Goes By 12:40 Waiting For God 13:20 Last of the Summer Wine 14:00 Dangerfield 15:00 Murder, She Wrote 16:00 Bergerac 17:00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 18:00 As Time Goes By 18:40 Waiting For God 19:20 Last of the Summer Wine 20:00 Dangerfield 21:00 Murder, She Wrote 22:00 Dalziel and Pascoe 00:15 Murder, She Wrote 01:15 Dalziel and Pascoe 03:35 Campion 04:30 Born and Bred 38 MAGAZINE May 4 - May 10 2007 A D V E R T I S I N G F E AT U R E Valerie Jean Stage School Valerie runs the longest established school in the area. She has a lot of experience and a lot of gifted dancers who are keen to step onto the stage. In the past, Valerie has produced many shows that have put her young and gifted dancers in the lime light. This year, she is inviting fans to a show called ‘ ‘Let’s dance’ at the Auditorio del Centro Social de Dénia. ‘Let’s dance’ is a compilation of many songs and dance styles. There are scenes from famous shows and musicals, such as Fame or Chicago, classical scenes from Swan Lake by Tchaikovsky, Mack the Knife from The Beggar’s Opera by Kurt Weill or Singin’ in the Rain, the musical that Gene Kelly made famous. More than 100 people participate in the show and there is barely any dance style that is not covered. Fame is modern and sexy with some classical elements, Chicago has a lot of jazz in the music and modern jazz dance in the presentation. The young girls have a chance to show their skills with the grandes and demi-plies in the scenes from Tchaikovsky’s popular ballet Swan Lake. Tap looks very simple but requires a lot of skills in the ankles. The song ‘Puttin’ on the Ritz’ that was originally written by Irving Berlin and became one of Fred Astaire’s popular dance numbers is included in the show. Another song that is a favourite amongst the tap dancers and cannot be missed in the show is ‘I’ve got rhythm’. It is originally by George Gershwin, but the great jazz singer Ella Fitzgerald made it famous when she included it in her Gershwin Songbook. Originally a pauper’s song and first presented on stage in 1928 as part of The Beggar’s Opera, Mack the Knife has become a pop standard sung by Louis Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerald. In the show it is another wonderful rhythm for the girls to impress with their tap skills. Even the youngest ones, and they are only four years old, have their own number to charm the audience with the tap number ‘Singin’ in the Rain’. Although they are not splashing through the puddles like Gene Kelly who made the song famous, they already tap across the scenes with their cute little umbrellas. With ‘Spirit of the Dance’ the show takes an excursion into Ireland. It combines Irish Dance with the passionate Latino rhythms of Tango, Flamenco and Red- Hot Salsa. The sisters Emma Devine and Lucy Glister bring in a new influence. They have introduced five songs from the Broadway musical Annie, ‘Maybe’, ‘Never fully dressed without a Smile’, ‘It’s a hard knock life’, and ‘Annie’. Tickets for the show tonight and tomorrow night at 19.30 hours are still available. They cost ten euros, part of the cover charge goes to Raquel Payà, the special needs school in Dénia. Valerie Jean has 40 years of teaching experience under her feet. She originally trained in Britain, but then also qualified with the Spanish dance teacher association, the SIPDE, the Sociedad Internacional de Profesores de Baile en España. She has run the school in Jávea for nearly twenty years. Every other year she produces a glamorous show. In the other year she prepares her pupils for exams that are internationally recognised. Emma Devine has a BA in teaching drama and a post graduate degree as a primary teacher. She is a member of Equity, the British actors’ union and used to run her own stage school in Wimbledon in London offering drama, dance and singing lessons. Lucy Glister is a professional dancer, who has worked all over the world on many cruise ships and hotels. Later she started working as a show producer for Open Wide in London and went on to form her own stage school in Tunbridge Wells. She still has her own dance troupe that tours around the area to entertain in local venues. MAGAZINE May 4 - May 10 2007 39 PUZZLES CROSSWORD (A) LOTTERY LOTTO wordgames.co.uk Instructions: Eliminate 43 balls and WIN THE JACKPOT! Link all eliminated balls as you go. ELIMINATIONS and higher-numbered balls 28 with a 2 or 8 33 and all twin-digit balls and alternate balls on its 25 diameter and the ball which is the 45 sum of its digits and the ball which is the 49 product of its digits and all balls on its circle 1 with a 1 and single-digit balls nearer 3 the centre and greater balls with two 37 odd digits and the ball one-sixth this 30 number and the ball two-thirds this 24 number and all even-numbered 26 balls on its circle and alternate balls on its 23 diameter Your six jackpot balls must total 140 WORD WHEEL ACROSS 1. Titan (5) 5. God of love (5) 8. Number (3) 9. Wall-painting (5) 10. Midget (5) 11. Impair (3) 12. Banal (5) 15. Malcolm ................ , former Australian PM (6) 19. Hankering (4) 21. Forest tree (3) 22. Table-top game (4) 24. Rounded (6) 28. Small shop (5) 31. River island (3) 32. Wash out (5) 33. Sci-fi film of 1979 (5) 34. Expected (3) 35. Cleanse (5) 36. The company clerk in M*A*S*H (5) Monday DOWN 1. Bob .............. , Irish rock singer (6) 2. Domesticated S. American animal (6) 3. Caramel (6) 4. Dispatch payment (5) 5. Small dog (5) 6. Curtain housing (6) 7. Scarcity (6) 13. German river (4) 14. Shade (4) 16. Flying down to ....... film (3) 17. Card game (4) 18. Engrossed (4) 20. Tin (3) 22. Supplication (6) 23. Acquire (6) 25. Pearl-creating mollusc (6) 26. Combined (6) 27. US currency (6) 29. Sheep-like (5) 30. Believer in a form of Brahmanism (5) Tuesday Wednesday Thursday 8 - Midday The Chris Wood Breakfast Show 12 – 2pm The Nick Hawkins Show 2 – 4pm Kay C In the Afternoon 4 – 7pm 7 – 9pm 9pm – 7am S E R O O P Roger T Bof’s Country Club Chris Heard’s 60s’ Selection All that Jazz with George T Moore 9 – 11 Hold Back the Night with Gerry Shaw C ANAGRAMS Theme: MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS - The answer is a Spanish word 1. A jazz tune MPROTATE 2. Rock band RAMOBT 3. Wind instrument ETLACRNIE 4. Blow through a fipple T UA L FA 5. A jingle hand hit drum DA P N E TA E R Friday Drive Live with Dan ‘The Man’ Davis Exite FM’s Rock Show with Mike Poole R S Instructions: You have fifteen minutes to find as many words as possible using the letters in the wheel. Each word must include the letter in the centre, and at least three other letters. Plurals and proper nouns do not count, but verb forms ending in ‘s’ are allowed. Test your Spanish knowledge and see if you can make some Spanish words. The clue for the nine-letter word this week is: A central processing unit Totally 80s’ with Gary King 9pm – 1am Boogie Nights with Chris Wood Saturday Sunday 9 – 12 Chris Heard Breakfast Sweet sounds on Sunday with George T Moore 8-9 9 – 1pm 12 – 3 Francis Symons’ Saturday Selection Sunday Morning with Nick Hawkins & Sunday Morning Love Songs 3–7 Sports World from the BBC with Russell Fuller Northern Soul with Stevie B 7 – Midnight DJ Parker’s Dance Night Exite overnight Music Marathon 1–4 4–6 Totally 80’s with Gary King 6–8 Bring Back the 70’s with Gerry Shaw 8 – 10 Chris Heard’s Smooth Classics SIMPLY GREAT 24-HOUR RADIO STUDIO 96 532 62 10 TEXT 662 266 934 OFFICE 96 532 62 09 Email: info@exitefm.com MAGAZINE 40 May 4 - May 10 2007 PUZZLES CROSSWORD (B) SUDOKU ACROSS 1. Henchman (10) 8. Ask for (7) 9. Manservant (5) 10. Panel pin (4) 11. ........ to be wild, song (4) 12. Not either (3) 14. Savage (6) 15. Bounty (6) 18. Uncooked (3) 20. Russian name (4) 21. UK singer, .... Almond (4) 23. Summon (5) 24. Get ready! (5,2) 25. Contest of five events (10) Rules • Place a number from 1 to 9 in each empty cell. • Each row, column and 3x3 block bounded by bold line (nine blocks) contains all the numbers from 1 to 9. DOWN 1. Get (7) 2. Jazz singer, .... Laine (4) 3. Technique (6) 4. The ........ Hill Mob, film (8) 5. Punctuation mark (5) 6. Smoked sausage (11) 7. Extinct flying reptile (11) 13. Mishap (8) 16. Desert (7) 17. Breed of hound (6) 19. Undamaged (5) 22. Send by post (4) YOUR Stars Will you meet a dark, handsome stranger? Will your lottery ticket show the winning number? Or is it time you decluttered the cupboard under the stairs and remembered to take the curtains to the dry-cleaners? Find out what our stars have in store for you this week... CAPRICORN Dec 22 – Jan 19 Keep your colleagues happy this week by putting your nose to the grindstone. Emotional outbursts can lead to a much-needed soul-searching session with a loved one. Fortunately, they will sense your distress and help to make life easier for you. AQUARIUS Jan 20 – Feb 18 Do not be moved in the face of emotional blackmail. Money-making opportunities could be on the horizon, but you will have to strike while the iron is hot. Work matters at last seem to be smoothing out. A great week for love. PISCES TAURUS CANCER Feb 19 – Mar 20 Apr 20 – May 20 Jun 22 – Jul 22 Stick to your guns on the If love is unrequited, back Travel is well-starred this off. Watch your spending week and could mean carefully at the moment visiting somewhere that and try to tighten your have belt. You will seek the com- before. Seize this exciting pany of unconventional opportunity and stay with people who will help you your instincts. Look after break free of your doubts your health – you have and do something radical. been eating and drinking work front and do not compromise your values. Unusually for you, you may lose your rag at some point which will force you to make a break you should have considered a long time ago. Friends and family will be there for you. ARIES Mar 21 – Apr 19 Be careful not to ram your views down others’ throats this week. On the other hand, don’t allow your privacy to be violated. Now is a good time to concentrate on putting cash aside for a rainy day. never considered too much just lately. GEMINI May 21 – June 21 Make it appear as though LEO Jul 22 – Aug 22 you are working as hard Seek out cultural pursuits as possible this week to this week, which could avoid being put under lead to a solid romantic scrutiny. You are making partnership, but beware extra work for your col- of pure pleasure-seekers. leagues by resting on your Try to find a better way of laurels, although you may balancing work, home and not be conscious of this. family and your friends to Romance is high on your avoid conflict across the agenda this week. board. VIRGO Aug 23 – Sep 22 You may need to fight your corner a little harder at work to gain the respect you deserve, although creative pursuits on the job front are starred. Having to bow before a superior grates on you slightly. Stay clear of over-emotional people this week, as they are probably false friends. LIBRA Sep 23 – Oct 23 A sudden windfall is best spent on educational pursuits or travelling. Try not to blow your own trumpet this week, but look out for some exciting changes on the work front that could see you involved in tasks that are right up your street. SCORPIO Oct 24 – Nov 21 Legal or administrative dealings and house-hunting or property-selling are well-starred this week. Avoid spending a fortune on someone to impress them or you will fail miserably. Interesting company is forecast for the week ahead. SAGITTARIUS Nov 22 – Dec 21 If you give an inch this week, they will take a mile. Be vigilant and lay down the law before letting anyone off the leash. This is a good moment to take some time out of the daily grind. Beware that your pride could be harmful to a close relationship this week. MAGAZINE May 4 - May 10 2007 41 LEISURE CINEMA IN ENGLISH Cinema Review: PUERTA DE ALICANTE SHORTBUS Friday May 04 18.30hrs Saturday May 05 16.30 & 18.30hrs Sunday May 06 12.00, 16.30 & 18.30hrs Monday May 07 18.30hrs Tuesday May 08 18.30hrs Wednesday May 09 18.30hrs Thursday May 10 18.30hrs www.panorama-actual.es/cine Tel. 96 510 79 20 APOCALYPTO Friday May 04 20.30 & 23.00hrs Saturday May 05 20.30 & 23.00hrs Sunday May 06 20.30hrs Monday May 07 20.30hrs Tuesday May 08 20.30hrs Wednesday May 09 20.30hrs Thursday May 10 20.30hrs www.panorama-actual.es/cine Tel. 96 510 79 20 PILAR DE LA HORADADA THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND Saturday May 5 17.30 & 20.15hrs Sunday May 6 17.30 & 20.15hrs www.cineclubpilar@hotmail.com Tel. 696 632 098 BENIDORM - CINE RINCÓN Showing at Pilar de la Horadada THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND In the early 1970s, Nicholas Garrigan, a young semi-idealistic Scottish doctor, comes to Uganda to assist in a rural hospital. Once there, Garrigan soon meet the new President, Idi Amin, whom promises a golden age for his people. Garrigan hits it off immediately with the rabid Scotland fan, and offers the good quack a senior position in the national health department and so hence forth, becomes one of Amin’s closest advisers. However as the years ensue, Garrigan notices, which is some what evident; Amin’s increasingly erratic behavior that grows beyond a legitimate fear of assassination into a murderous insanity, also commonly known as genocide; driving Uganda into bloody ruin. Realising his dire situation with the lunatic leader and most unwilling to allow doctor Garrigan to return home, Garrigan must then make some crucial decisions that could mean his death if the crack-pot despot discovers his plans. DVD Review FLUSHED AWAY Flushed Away is a rip-roaring nautical adventure with a twist: The heroes are a pair of rodents braving the sewers underneath London. Roddy (voiced by Hugh Jackman) is an upper-crust house-mouse who finds himself flushed into the subterranean sewers. Eager to return to his posh home, he enlists the help of a boat-captain rat named Rita (Kate Winslet), who has troubles of her own; namely the kingpin of the underworld, the Toad (Ian McKellen), and his henchmen including the French mercenary Le Frog (Jean Réno). Flushed Away is family fun at its best. THE REAPING Friday May 04 18.30 & 20.45hrs Saturday May 18.30hrs Monday May 07 18.30 & 20.45hrs Tuesday May 08 18.30 & 20.45hrs Wednesday May 09 18.30 & 20.45hrs Thursday May 10 18.30 & 20.45hrs www.benidormciudad.net Tel. 96 658 38 59 Book Review CD Review ELTON JOHN – ROCKET MAN ‘Rocket Man - The Definitive Hits’ brings together eighteen classic tracks from Elton John’s career so far. Featuring twelve UK top ten hits, the album includes such memorable songs such as Your Song, Sacrifice and Candle In The Wind while showcasing the unique song-writing partnership of Elton John and Bernie Taupin. The new single Tinderbox is also included. All titles available at Taurus Music Movies, Jávea Alicante. Games Tel: 96 579 53 92 The Zahir written by: Paulo Coelho Once again the wonderful and inspiring Brazilian aurhor, Paulo Coehlo has created yet another masterpiece. Introducing us with The Alchemist, followed by The Pilgrimigae, The Warrior of Light, Eleven Minutes and now The Zahir. Paulo Coelho was born and raised in Brazil and has become one of the worlds most-loved authors. He has sold over 56 million books across the globe which in turn, have been translated in to 59 languages. According to the writer Jorge Luis Borges, the idea of The Zahir comes from Islamic tradition and is thought to have arisen at some point in the eighteenth century. Zahir, in Arabic, means visible, present, incapable of going unoticed. It is someone or something which, once we have come in to contact with them or it, gradually occupies our every thought, until we can think of nothing else. This can be considered a state of holiness or of madness. Synopsis: A renowned author is arrested on suspision of the dissapearence of his wife, Esther, a war correspondent however, it is soon discovered she has indeed gone missing whilst in Iraq, leaving no trace. The author is then forced to continue his life not knowing what has happened to his wife. He soon becomes entangled in a web of mystery and personal sacrifice in order to discover the reality behind his wife’s sudden disapearance. In his search, which also encompasses the truth of his own life, his quest takes him to Central Asia, Spain, France and Croatia. Moreover, his path delivers him to the understanding of love, the power of destiny and what it truely means to follow your heart. This book and much like his others is of a deep philosophical content, allowing the mind to roam free in the wilderness of his his story. It jolts the heart and moves the soul leaving you the reader with a rather mellow impact filled with contentment. A most enjoyable read. 42 MAGAZINE May 4 - May 10 2007 PUZZLES ANSWERS TO THIS WEEK’S PUZZLES CROSSWORD (A) G I A N T E L O N L P F D W A R F O C E F R A S E R I O A P O O L P R B OO T A I T V Y A L I E E I N R I N S E R C U E O M U R A I G T R I T U I S H N R O T H Y I S W N T D U E U R A CROSSWORD (B) P I D E E L A MA R E T T C H A U N D N O I L L T L E A D A R ANAGRAM 1. Trompeta 2. Tambor 3. Clarinete 4. Flauta 5. Pandereta WORD WHEEL PROCESSOR Process, coop, sore, rose, rope, core, ceros, corps, pose, correo LOTTERY Lotto 10 14 17 21 35 43 F R A N K F U R T E R A C E Q U A I R I E A W H V O L P E CC L U E O L A R C C I D K E N N T O M E S T H B O D E B V A S S E A T P L A V E R N D R E R N M T A I H L ANSWERS TO PUZZLES EDITION NUMBER 208 CROSSWORD SUDOKU I C E O P A L E T O E NO R O W A R D B A M A R C N T N D B Y O L O N ANAGRAM SUDOKU 1. Panadería 2. Carnicería 3. Correos 4. Floristería 5. Banco WORD WHEEL TRANSPORT apron, nota, part, pato, patron, pats, rant, raton, rats, roast, sonar, start, tarn, tart, toast. LOTTERY Lotto 8 12 16 18 25 44 QUICK QUIZ 1. Cherbourg 2. Peter Shilton (125) 3. Hand for hand, foot for foot 4. 5. 6. 7. Ringo Starr 101 Dalmatians Minsk £240 8. Arkwright 9. 3-1 10. Warrington MAGAZINE May 4 - May 10 2007 43 H E A LT H Here comes the Sun Diet Now the sun is here with a vengeance and sun protection is crucial By Penny Lapenna Ultra-violet radiation is cumulative and every hour of sunlight a person gets whether at age one, or fifty adds up. But an hour of radiation is far more damaging to a child than to an adult. So, children should be taught to use sunscreens. Even the best UVA+UVB sunscreens cannot provide full protection. First, some UV rays still manage to get through. Second, it is easy to accidentally rub off, wash off or sweat off much of your sunscreen. Apprehensive about choosing medical insurance? Third, it is easy to forget to reapply sunscreen as often as recommended. It is fun to be in the sun, but limit your sun exposure even when you are wearing sunscreen. We know that Vitamin C is necessary for a variety of biological functions, and it’s great to help your skin get healthy from the inside out. 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Tickets available from Stuart Osborne. Tel. 96-574-91-41. Jalón Valley HELP May Fayre, Sunday May 20 on the rastro site opposite the bodegas in Jalón. A large variety of stalls including crafts, plants, books, brica-brac and home made produce. Come and give your local charity your support. MOFTAG Ladies’ Social and Fundraising Club Home-made produce sale, Saturday May 19 at 11.30hrs at the Delfín Pub, Calpe. Tel. Joan 96-587-47-23 or Doreen 96-583-06-69 Paquita’s Country Club, Benidoleig Summer fayre May 12 for Dénia Help stall, contributions welcome and Car Treasure Hunt May 28. Tel. Janet Hills 96-640-43-06, see the listing for full details. U3A Calpe The meeting will be May 10, 10.30hrs at the Casa Cultura. The British Consul will be attending and opening the yearly exhibition of work by members. This year it is extending the exhibition for 10 days by invitation of the Casa de Cultura. Jubilee Jazz Band May 4/18, Grand Café Toscamar, Jávea, 20.30hrs. Tel. 657-135-920 May 8/15/22/29, Monroes Carvery, Pedreguer, 21.00hrs. Tel. 96-576-17-31 Thursday May 17, Moraira Dutch Club 17.30hrs 96-649-14-57 May 26th the Jubilee Jazz Band will play at the Jávea Golf Club following the open tournament ‘Gran Torneo Alemania’. Entries can be made at the Club, including BBQ, prizes, music, dancing on the terrace from 20.00hrs. Price: 25 euros. Band Enquiries Tel. Eric 96-646-22-31/628-842-646. www.thejubileejazzband.com Asociación Protectora de Animales de El Campello BBQ July 7 at L’ Àncora, Busot. Tickets available but restricted to 100 people. Tel. 96-563-24-55 The Altea Conservatives Abroad Bring-n-buy garden party, May 17,13.00hrs. 8 euros include lunch and first drink. Tel. 96-686-84-45. Jávea Bridge Club We are delighted to host ‘Mixed Palettes’. An exhibition of paintings by five local artists. May 19, 18.0021.00hrs and May 20, 11.00-15.00hrs. Tel. 96-579-34-13. www.javeabridgeclub.com Marina Alta and Costa Blanca Floral Club Final meeting 15.00hrs, Thursday May 24 at Social Centre. Our demonstrator, Beryl Griffiths, title of A tapestry of colours. June 7, AGM and luncheon at Restaurant Meson de Paco, Jávea to Benitachell road. Tel. 96-579-10-04 Campoverde Theatre Group Torrevieja We meet at 14.30hrs, Wednesdays at the Olympia Annex in Mil Palmeras, to rehearse sketches, monologues, and songs for June 23/24. Tel. 96-532-14-94. Danger hits Gata Jávea players have produced an excellent 103rd production, a Francis Durbridge thriller, A Touch of Danger. Enjoyed by over 150 guests, all were kept on the edges of their seats as members performed the play to a high standard. Directed by Penny Grant, the nine actors who made the show memorable in more ways than one were congratulated on their professionalism, and the first night show was finished by a buffet and cava dinner. After this splendid show we look forward to the next on June 23. Jávea Players was founded in 1976 with around 5 performances a year showing in Gata and Jávea. The club has 80 members and new activities include producing radio plays for the local radio. For more information on activities and joining visit www.javeaplayers.com Zack Triumphs on Debut The Par 3 at Oliva Nova Golf provided its usual difficulties as the juniors battled for Pars and Birdies during their competition last Sunday. Congratulations to Zack (13) who took the Intermediate Trophy on his debut performance. Well done to Alex Oak-Rhind (14) who took the Advanced title with a new Escuela de Golf record of 3 under par over 15 holes. Well done also to Charlie Parkin (6) for winning his second gold medal and the Beginners title. Ben Christey-Clover from the Escuela de Golf said “One student stood out on the day for her tenacity and encouragement throughout the afternoon. Lauren (6) was fantastic, she smiled as she worked through her practice routine on every shot and never stopped encouraging all her fellow competitors as well as those in other divisions.” Daniel Rowlands (14) came second in the Advanced category with Louis Curtis (6) second in the Intermediate category. Individual adult tuition is available and Adult group coaching sessions are on Monday mornings and Thursday afternoons with tournaments twice monthly. Tel. Loretta 680 528 658 for more information. EU festival wants choir Paquita’s Country Club, Benidoleig Card and board games evening, May 11 - fish and chip supper. Charity Summer fayre, May 12 for Jalón and Parcent Help - stall contributions welcome. Tel. 96-640-43-06 - www. paquitascc.com Gandia Social Club Next dinner dance May 31 celebrating the club’s 18th birthday and June 28 summer ball. Tel. David 96287-82-98 or www.gandiaareasocialclub.com The BOUNCE Following the success of the first The BOUNCE night at The Grand Cafe, Toscamar, Jávea, the DJs Darrell and Mal are back again for the second instalment, May 5. The origins of The BOUNCE stem from the meeting of two like minded DJ both resident here in Spain. Darrell and Mal met last Christmas and following a number of discussions decided to start The BOUNCE. The idea was to provide people with an alternative to the normal commercial sounds they hear everyday on the radio and in the bars in Jávea. With the musical focus on all that is funky, the guys are aiming to repeat and surpass the success of the first night. The musical spectrum on the night ranges from R’nB to Funky House and beyond. The night has a policy of over 20s only. The idea is to enable the more mature partygoers to enjoy a night out without feeling out of place or too old. The accent is on giving the public an experience similar to those of their younger days but suitable to how they feel and behave now! To complete the vision we decided to approach The Grand Cafe as a venue. Having known the owners for some time and the fact the venue is away from the madness of the Arenal, it seemed like the perfect place to hold a monthly event. The response from the first The BOUNCE meant it was destined to continue. The amazing affect created, served to encourage Darrell and Mal. With the help of the fine service and remarkable organisation of The Grand Cafe they aim deliver another excellent nights’ entertainment to the loyal attendee of The BOUNCE. So look out for the invite or Tel. 657-135-920, http://thebouncespain.spaces.live.com, or email: thebouncespain@hotmail.com CLUBS AND SOCIETIES The Crescendo International Choir so impressed both audience and organisers with their recent sparkling performance for the European Cultural Festival at the Teatro Virgen del Carmen, they have been asked by organiser Graham Knight to perform again, at the Palacio de la Música, Torrevieja, May 7, 20.30hrs. The night will have a truly international flavour. Tickets available at the door but early application advised as admission is free and seating limited. Tel. Mary Mitchell 96-672-56-41. www.crescendo-choir.com. Please note that the deadline for listings or changes is Thursday 17.00 hrs and news articles is Monday 17.00 hrs. If you would like us to feature your club contact Nikki on 96 648 08 14 or email: clubs@thinkspain.com Marina Alta & Costa Blanca Floral Club ALBIR Costa Blanca Anglican Chaplaincy Tel. Margaret 96-579-10-04. Aerobics and Pilates School of Ministry Ballet/Aerobics school. Tel. 96-686-42-63 Biblical, theological and Christian courses - www. bensom.org - Tel. 96-573-34-62. Arts and Crafts Tuesdays/Thursdays. Tel. 96-686-81-82. The King’s Church Sundays 11.00hrs. thekingschurch.net. Card Making Class Thursdays 10.30-12.30hrs. Tel. 96-686-66-80. Tel. 665-278-801 - www. A Course in Miracles Wednesday nights. Tel. 639-361-999 - www.innerpeace. es Euroslim Mondays 17.00hrs. Tel. 96-588-11-02/629-656-434. Costa Blanca Flyers www.costablancaflyers.net - Tel.629-352-727/679-352-327. Costa Blanca Mountain Walkers Costa Blanca Samaritans Tel. Steve 667-764-412 - steveashley@tiscali.es. Costa Blanca Video and DVD Club Benitachell HELP New Hope Christian Fellowship Church of England. Senior Chaplain - Father Eric Lewis Tel. 96-649-07-37/696-754-439. Chaplain: Father Peter Edwards Tel. 630-103-378. www.costablanca-anglicanchaplaincy.org. Depart 10.00hrs. Boots, water and first aid kit required. Tel. 96-283-99-53/96-647-66-37. BENITACHELL Egyptian Bellydance Tel. Shona 659-549-276. Tel. 96-673-02-10/616-651-143/618-414-243. Sunday 11.00hrs. Tel. Pastor Stuart Wilson 635-359-581. Volunteers needed. Tel. 667-034-576 - www.helpofDénia. com Patchwork Quilting Club Dru Yoga Children/adults. Tel. 639-361-999 - www.innerpeace.es Mondays 20.00hrs, Mason de Paco bar, Jávea - Benitachell Jewellery Classes Diabetes Support Fridays 10.30hrs. Tel. Jean 639-566-692. Spanish Dance School Flamenco/Rumba/Tango/Salsa. Tel. 627-019-403. ALCALALÍ Jalón Valley Writers Group First/3rd Wednesdays 20.00hrs. Tel. Jill 96-597-33-93. Fridays/Mondays 14.00-17.00hrs. Tel. 96-648-22-68. Monday - Saturday. Tel. 96-588-71-16/96-588-90-71. Alfaz Spiritual Foundation Sunday Service 18.30hrs. Tel. 96-574-56-06/616-319-725. Casa Sjengarden Cultural Many children in Romania are abandoned or live in very poor conditions. Charity no. 1089073. Tel/fax: 00441622-762-743 - kmevans@nascr.net. 11.00hrs. Tel. 639-361-999 - Wednesdays 10.30-11.30/11.45-12.45hrs. Tel. 619-613-236. Tel. 96-671-96-53 - provincialcharitysteward@hotmail. com. Yoga on the move NARPO – Costa Blanca North Walk/talk Yoga! Tel. 639-361-999 - www.innerpeace.es Improve the lives of the underprivileged children. Tel. Carole 639-637-520/Lin 679-813-462. Badminton Club Mondays/Thursdays 09.00hrs. Tel. Diana 96-649-84-82. British Sub Aqua Club Scuba divers Jávea/Moraira/Calpe. Tel. 96-646-39-06/96583-21-69 - www.bsacmarinaalta.com Wednesdays 15.00hrs. Tel. Louise 96-588-95-04. ALICANTE 2nd Thursday 20.00hrs. Tel. 636-675-127/639-280-286. English Speaking Club Service 11.00hrs. Tel. Pastor John Adamson 96-583-2607. Calpe Craft Club Tel. Dilys 96-583-93-60. Penny: englishspeakingalc@hotmail.com. Calpe HELP ALTEA Be a volunteer. Tel. 616-237-135 - www.helpofDénia.com. Altea English Library Calpe Tuesday Walkers Mondays/Thursdays/Fridays. Tel. 96-584-47-07. Tel. Tim 96-579-38-47 - timladd@terra.es. BENIDOLEIG Cantal Roig Dance Group Learn local folk dances, 19.00hrs. Tel. 666-253-480. Benidoleig Jive Sundays 19.45hrs, El Cid. Tel. 96-557-06-77. or visit: Costa Blanca Bikers www. Valleys International Bridge and Social Club Tuesdays/Thursdays El Cid, 13.30hrs. Tel. 96-640-45-33. BENIDORM Benidorm Card Making Class Wednesdays 20.00hrs. Sundays bike ride. Tel. 670-387967. Harley Owner’s Group Do you ride a Harley? Tel. Max 625-011-892. Kingpins Skittles Club Monday nights 19.30hrs. Tel. Jan 600-837-054. Machine Knitting Club Tuesday 10.30-12.30hrs. Tel. Anne 96-686-66-80. Tel. Vilma 96-583-76-31/Jean 96-573-31-47. Friends MOFTAG Meet new friends. Tel. 96-586-47-34/669-988-615. Ladies Social/Fundraising Club. Tel. 96-587-47-23. GATAMI Befriending cats Patchwork in Calpe Cat welfare. Tel. 96-680-69-76/654-729-977. Face character problems. Thursdays. Tel. 96-583-13-62. Help Benidorm International Probus Club of Calpe & District Tel. 679-751-281. Medical aids - Tel. 96-687-86-02. Home visits - Tel. 96-587-85-41. Interpreters needed - Tel. 679751-281. History Group 1st Thursday 19.30hrs. Tel. Tony 666-097-807. International Singles Club Wednesdays 11.00hrs. Tel. 699-301-494/96-584-59-01. Les Amis de la Francophonie Culture & Loisirs French-speaking association with all nationalities. Tel. 96-586-20-26/616-007-946. Royal British Legion Benidorm Retired business men. 4th Wednesday. Tel. 96-597-34-59. Rodeo Stompers Linedancing Tel. Barbara 630-113-649. Rotary International Fellowship Club Tuesday lunches 13.00hrs. Tel. 96-583-89-41. Royal British Legion Calpe Fridays 11.00hrs. Tel. 96-583-10-26/96-584-24-67. Social Scene Knitting and crochet workshop. Tel. 96-579-44-62 U3A CALPE 1st/3rd Tuesday 11.00hrs. Tel. 96-585-95-88. Tel. Pat 96-583-45-86 - www.u3acalpe.com. Totalique Twirlers Yoga Children aged 4+ from September 2007 and summer school - www.totalique-twirlers.org Tel. Pat 96-583-45-86. Villasol Squares Tuesdays 10.00-11.30hrs. Tel. 620-147-089. Yoga Tuesdays 19.00-22.00hrs. Tel. Peter 686-208-730 BENIJÓFAR Crafty Di’s Tuesday 11.00-13.00hrs. Tel. Di 616-309-341 BENIMAR The Benimar Social Group Wednesdays 19.30hrs. Tel. 96-572-42-73/96-572-41-21. BENIMARCO Benimarco Doll Group Interested in Porcelain dolls? Tel. 96-573-11-98. BENISSA Costa Barber Singers 2nd Wednesday 11.30hrs. Tel. Ian 600-867-398. RAFA North Thursdays 20.00hrs. Tel. 96-574-46-12/96-649-76-57. Last Tuesdays 11.00hrs. Tel. 96-563-44-76/616-172-209. ELCHE Elche RFC ELS POBLETS Queries/problems Tel. 96-647-57-62/96-647-45-24 Los Caballos Tennis Club P.I.R.E.E. Last Thursdays 19.00hrs, Els Poblets Bar. GANDIA CARTAGENA Buddhism Thursdays 20.30hrs. Tel. 636-002-034 after 19.00hrs. COSTA BLANCA Alcoholics Anonymous North: 657-395-626. South: 625-912-078. Spanish: 96-52194-71. Aromatherapy Tel. Brenda 96-285-56-24 - brendainoliva@yahoo.co.uk. Bereavement Group For parents who have lost a child. Tel. 96-692-34-05. Charity e-cards Send electronic greetings cards while donating 50% to charity - www.charitye-cards.co.uk. Azahar Fun Quiz and Dinner Evening Gandia Wednesday evenings. Tel. Chris 96-280-82-86 Ballroom, Latin and Salsa Dancing Tel. 626-676-024 - amandakaye@hotmail.co.uk. 2nd Monday 12.00-13.00hrs - www.rafancb.org - Tel. 96642-15-93. Gandia Area Social Club Re-Upholstery Gandia Help Rotary International Fellowship CB North Sociedad Protectora de Animales Royal Society of St George on the CB The Gandia Bridge Club Waggs The Royal British Legion, Gandia Branch Women in Business Club Western Dancers Alfauir Tel. Pat 96-574-13-39 www.gandiaareasocialclub.com - Tel. 96-287-82-98 Tel. Tony 96-281-90-04 - www.helpofDénia.com Fridays 13.45hrs. Tel. by Wednesday 17.00hrs - 96-57954-21. Tel. 96-579-16-94/96-649-34-38/609-812-285/609-156-759 Breeders/owners of birds. Tel. Nick 645-503-219. Free networking/support club. Tel. 96-597-32-34. Viewing days Tuesdays/Thursdays/Saturdays, 12.0014.00hrs. Tel. 96-286-81-58/96-280-70-42. Thursdays 16.00hrs. Tel. Fred 96-283-93-70. First Tuesdays. Tel. Cilla 676-938-739. Fridays 19.00hrs - Tel. Patricia 96-285-58-87/629-937-971. GATA DE GORGOS DÉNIA Calpe Christian Fellowship Alicante Writer’s Group Tel. 96-640-43-71/96-642-52-81 paquitascc.com LRAU-LUV Valencian land grab problems? Tel. 600-837054 - www.abusos-no.org. Tai Chi Class Amigos de los Niños de EMAUS Yoga Paquita’s Country Club www. Information to help ex-pats in Calpe. 10 euros per household. Tel. 96-583-01-06/96-583-59-75. tomclarkjavea@hotmail.com - Tel. 96-579-44-62 The Royal British Legion, Campello Branch Masonry Costa Blanca Association Foreign Property Owners The Third Age Home Charity Shop Wednesdays/Thursdays. Tel. Yvonne 696-655-028. Tuesdays/Sundays. Tel. 96-647-51-77. Land Problems Egyptian belly dance classes Tel. Phillip Pennick 96-686-69-65. Reiki Group Els Poblets English Speaking Residents Group Day workshop. Tel. Chris Padro 653-468-373. Sporting Alfàs Cricket Club Thursdays 10.00-13.00hrs. Tel. 96-563-03-30. Hope for the family Romania Trust 1st Saturday. Tel. 639-637-520 - www.acecalpe.org. Tel. Louise, Usui and Shambala 96-588-95-04. El Campello Craft Club Centre Martial Art ACEC - Cultural and Ecological Association Reiki Dogs looking for homes. Blood tested, microchipped, inoculated/sterilised. Tel. 96-563-57-83/664-151-677. Rugby Club. Tel. 618-048-532/647-618-463. CALPE Mondays/Thursdays. Tel. 96-588-90-05/659-549-276 D.I.N.A Religion of Light and Sound of God. Tel. 686-161-889. 16.30-19.00hrs - musical/literary. Tel. 96-686-05-22 Emotional Freedom Techniques Monday/Friday 10.45-12.15hrs. Tel. 96-685-22-93. Eckankar 1st Sundays, innerpeace.es Alfaz Animal Home Callanetics – Exercises All ladies welcome. Tel. Betty Inglis 609-477-476. Reiki Educational ALFAZ DEL PI Monday - Saturday 10.00-14.00hrs. Tel. 687-398-507 - www. myvicinity.co.uk to view the dogs - All MOT’d. Ladies Lunch Club Legs, Bums and Tums/pilates. Tel. 669-377-830 Fridays, La Luna ‘live music’. Tel. 96-648-30-68. EL CAMPELLO Help and advice. Sylvia Tel. 96-640-08-75. Nola’s Fitness Class The Dutch Belgium Club Costa Blanca Yachting Association 45 A.P.A.C. - Asociación Protectora de Animales de El Campello - charity shop Monday - Thursday. Tel. Julie 636-373-750. Tel. 664-358-961, - davidtangsoo@hotmail.com. Needle Craft Group MAGAZINE CLUBS May 4 - May 10 2007 Amigos de Dénia AMADEM Shop in Paseo del Saladar 87, Mondays - Saturdays 10.00-13.00hrs. Tel. 96-642-42-99. Fights for the rights of those with mental disabilities. Tel. 96-646-91-20. A.P.A.D. - Dénia Dog Sanctuary Camera Club Shop at No 1 Calle San Antonio. Tel. 669-635-438. Tel. 96-576-13-49 - chris@chrisrobin.co.uk. JALÓN Asociación Protectora de Animales - Charity Shop C/ San José, 14. Monday - Friday 10.00-13.00hrs. Critical Mass Bike Ride, Dénia First Saturday - Tel. 618-223-927. Jalón Mingles 30+Club Sundays 20.30hrs. Tel. 646-274-926/619-933-187. Jalón Valley Dolls House & Miniatures Club Dénia Anglican Church Sundays 11.45hrs at church on left on Las Rotas road. 1st Wednesdays. Tel. club@dollshouseshopspain.com. 96-648-11-17 Dénia - Calpe - Orba Triangle Lions Clubs International Learn about Spain. Tel. Jazz 652-584-272. Twice monthly 19.00hrs. Tel. 675-377-473 Dénia Cat Protection League - Aldea Felina The Marina Alta Slimming Club Shelter, feed/re-home cats. Tel. 628-498-813. Charity shop in Els Poblets, Monday-Saturday 10.00-14.00hrs. Wednesdays 11.15hrs. Tel. 96-558-14-18/680-138-931. Dénia Choral Society Tel. 96-573-34-11. Mondays/Thursdays. Tel. Chris 96-575-53-49. The Money Club - Xaló U3A Vall de Pop Dénia Craft Club Tel. Agnes 96-648-25-49 - www.u3avalldelpop.com. Dénia International Bridge Club Acrylics Workshops C/ Loreto, Dénia. Thursdays 14.30hrs. Tel. 96-642-07-23. Monday/Wednesday, 16.00hrs. Tel. 96-578-53-87. Dénia Writers Circle Alternate Thursdays 15.00hrs. Tel. 96-643-19-14. Exciting Oils Club Wednesday afternoons. Tel. Hanka 96-640-80-36. HELP of Dénia Volunteers providing support. Interpreters Monday - Friday 11.00-14.00hrs. Medical equipment. Tel. 96642-70-44/96-578-72-76/96-557-27-54 - www.helpofdenia. com. JÁVEA Wednesday afternoons - Craft Centre. Tel. 96-646-34-30 Animales de San Antonio Help needed - Cat Welfare Programme. Tel. 646-866-432 APASA Tel. 96-579-68-54. Art Centre Association Jávea Tel. 96-647-20-49 Art Clubs in Jávea Tel. 96-579-44-62. International Fellowship Dénia Art of Enlightenment Workshops Irish Setdancing Bob Ross Artcasa Jewellery Classes Campo Crafters Mums and Tots Cáncer Charity Centre, Jávea Park Patchwork Circle Classic Choir Sewing Group Jávea Al-Anon Support Group Solidarity in Dénia Jávea Backgammon Club Tai Chi Jávea Book Circle The Spiritually Free Society Jávea Bridge Club U3A Dénia Jávea China and Porcelain Painting Worship Service Jávea Community Group 1st/3rd Monday 19.30hrs. Tel. 96-575-53-49/96-578-86-24. Fridays 20.00hrs. Tel. 96-642-31-58/660-871-023. Tuesday evenings. Tel. Amy 662-140-040 Wednesdays 10.00-12.00hrs. Tel. 96-578-21-52. Learn patchwork. Tel. Jean 96-642-41-96. Tel. Christine 96-578-57-10. Spanish/English together. - elenallor@hotmail.com. Monday mornings 11.00hrs. Tel. 646-821-614. All welcome. Tel. 96-647-11-73/650-334-443 Tel. 96-597-77-78 - u3adenia.org Sunday Service 10.30hrs. Tel. Barbara 96-578-21-52. Fridays 14.00-16.30hrs. Tel. 96-646-36-89/670-384-851. Art classes. Tel. Gaynor 620-664-988 Alternate Tuesdays 10.00-12.30hrs. Tel. 639-987-301 Monday - Saturday 10.00-13.00hrs. Tel. 96-579-01-29. Friday evenings. Tel. Ann/Colin 96-579-03-71 Tel. 96-646-36-89. Mondays 20.00-23.00hrs. Tel. Steve 635-377-335. Tel. Anne/Huw Griffith 96-647-21-05. Tel. Margaret 96-579-34-13. Tel. Lavender Studio 96-646-15-37. Tel. Jeni 96-579-04-70. - 46 MAGAZINE CLUBS Jávea International Baptist Church Sunday 11.00hrs. Tel. 638-205-280. May 4 - May 10 2007 Shirley’s Classes TEULADA Aerobics to pole dancing. Tel. Shirley 96-574-41-17. Asociación Benéfica de Teulada - charity shop Jávea Ladies The Charity Shop Moraira Tel. 96-579-44-62. Avenida Mediterráneo 10.00-12.30hrs Monday - Friday. Tel. Pat 606-274-948. Jávea Lions Club The Spiritually Free Society Gardeners’Circle Legs bums/tums, Mondays 16.00hrs. Tel. 96-642-34-63. 2nd Tuesdays/4th Thursdays. Restaurant La Sella 20.00hrs. Jávea Netball Club L’Àncora Club Wednesdays 20.00-21.30hrs. Jávea Players Tel. Sandra 650-334-443. Tel. Margarete 96-574-06-66. MURCIA-MAR MENOR La Fustera Church of England Tel. Edith 96-574-54-30/Josie 96-649-72-03. Duplicate Bridge Thursdays 18.30-22.00hrs. Tel. 96-857-57-60/676-346-118 The English Choir Thursdays. Tel. June 96-578-67-12/Colin 96-577-12-87. Help Murcia Mar Menor Tel. 96-648-20-60 Jávea Speakers & Toastmasters Tel. Sylvia 96-579-23-16. 10.00-13.30hrs Monday - Friday. Tel. 616-546-378 helpmarmenor@hotmail.com Nueva Jávea Social Club Tel. Angela 96-646-09-78 - angelachantry@gmail.com Oasis Evangelical Centre Sundays 11.00hrs. Tel. 96-646-28-48. Public Library Tuesdays/Saturdays 10.00-12.00hrs. Tel. 636-898-162 Reiki Friday mornings. Tel. Richard 96-647-15-62. Rotary International Fellowship CB Fridays 13.15hrs. Tel. 96-579-54-21. Roundabout Charity Shop Jávea Jávea old town. 10.00-13.00hrs Monday - Saturday. 2nd Thursday. Tel. 96-672-28-61. Linedance Unlimited Tel. Sally/Gerry 600-362-044. Lynne’s Lively Ladies Tel. Lynne Adams 96-678-56-61. Mingles - 2 Costa Blanca Christadelphians Action 4 Anim Tel. Suzi 659-677-749/Jo 686-887-592. Mirador Dance Club www.thisisyourbible.com Egyptian Belly Dance Classes A.E.C.C Tel. 96-571-66-79/96-679-82-96. La Marina: 96-679-60-04. Nirvana Dining Club Tuesdays/Thursdays/Saturdays. Tel. 96-285-25-82 Friends in Oliva A Touch of Class Wednesdays 12.00-14.00hrs Tel. Sue 96-679-86-40. Postnatal Support Group Tel. Val 96-283-94-06/650-278-592 Martial Art Age Concern CB Sur Tel. 96-678-68-87. Mondays - Fridays 10.00-13.30hrs. Rascals Wednesdays/Fridays 18.30-19.30hrs. Tel. 664-358-961. Oliva Circle of Friends Alpengold Showband Tuesdays 13.00hrs. Tel. Bas 96-677-50-75/Di 96-571-66-01. Reiki Tel. 609-477-476/96-505-06-30 - bettyinglis@tiscali.es Oliva Knitting Group Association of Retired Police Officers Royal Air Forces Association OLIVA Thursdays 18.30-19.30hrs. Tel. 664-358-961. Los Balcones Neighbourhood Watch CB A Bible Message Labour International CB North Martial Art Increase your confidence/communication. Tel. 678-105008/96-818-32-58 - www.toastmasters.org. MAPA Social Club Tel. Lisa 687-275-592/96-577-07-56. www.terra.es/personal4/lsocbn/ La Zenia Toastmasters 6-a-Side football in the Torrevieja Area The Nosmo-king Club Mar Menor Wednesdays Biblioteca nosmomarmenor@hotmail.com Jazzercise TORREVIEJA La Siesta Evangelical Church Rev. Daniel Reyes B.D. Tel. 96-850-80-28 - www.TorreviejaInformation.com/lasiestachurch Wednesdays 14.00hrs. wits@hotmail.co.uk. Tel. Centre - Tel. Dougie 628-789-335. Tel. CALPE 96-587-51-28. 647-202-940 - knit- 2nd Wednesdays 10.30hrs. Tel. 96-679-70-15. Belly Dancing with Cleo Tuesdays/Wednesdays/Thursdays. Tel. 619-512-714. Silk Crafts Tel. Rayne 96-283-99-11 - singingrayne@hotmail.com Bob Ross Artcasa Tel. 96-649-08-40. Tel. Amanda 600-612-368/Sally 635-343-867. Tel. Mike/Jan 96-679-85-88/627-030-404. Tel. Jane 667-836-495. Tel. 96-570-82-27 - colinbeaven@tiscali.es Variety show group for raising money. Tel. 96-672-72-82. Tel. Ann Barber 96-671-73-10. Branch No.1359. 3rd Tuesday. Tel. 96-679-80-71/96-501-3186 - mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/rafacostablanca Royal British Legion, Hondón 3rd Tuesday 19.30hrs. Tel. Dennis 600-670-870. Squash/Raquetball Club Los Amigos San Luis Neighbourhood Watch Tuesdays/Friday 17.00-19.00hrs. Tel. 606-919-124. Art classes. Tel. 620-664-988 -gaynorartclass@hotmail. com. Salsa classes Sun Dancers Bob Ross Painting Tel. Denis 96-679-09-27/Ron 96-679-03-69. Tennis Mondays 19.30-22.00hrs. Tel. Carole 96-283-96-60. Tai Chi ‘Yang’ Style Tennis Club Los Amigos Bon Bon Club Tennis Club Campoamor Cabaret Dance Group The Buffs CALPE - Aid for the physically & mentally disabled The Carrot Crunchers Club Royal British Legion, Jávea Tuesdays 11.00hrs. Tel. Hilary 96-577-01-21. Tuesday/Wednesdays. Tel. 96-579-56-56. 19.00-20.00hrs. Tel. Carlos 667-959-237. Tango Argentino Tel. Tamar 96-579-69-83/617-591-145. Sundays/Mondays/Tuesdays/Thursdays 10.00hrs. Tel. 606-919-124. May 21, 14.00hrs, New York Bar, Washington Square. The Oliva Craft Club Tel. 647-082-021. Tel. Val 96-283-94-06 - lesleyclark@craftclubsjavea.com Taoist Tai Chi Society of Jávea ORBA Tel. Jean 649-161-290 - www.taoist.org. The Costa Blanca Yarn Group Tel. 96-579-44-62 - lesleyclark@wanadoo.es Lions Clubs International Tel. Bob Spokes 675-377-473. Orba Slimmers The Material Girls Wednesday 10.00-13.00hrs. Tel. 96-579-00-86/96-646-32-27. The Original Charity shop and library Monday - Saturday 10.00-13.00hrs. Tel. 96-646-08-03. U3A Jávea www.u3ajavea.org - Tel. Rosi 96-599-52-27 Wall Hangings and Rug Making Club Mondays 11.00hrs. Tel. 96-558-14-18/680-138-931. PARCENT International Music Circle 2nd Monday. Tel. 96-640-53-80. Mediterranean Garden Society Tel. Jenny Bussey 96-640-53-65. LA NUCÍA Pilates The Cancer Support Group Tel. Maureen 690-756-836. The HELP Charity Shop Tel. Joy 96-578-72-76/Mavis 96-642-14-34. LLÍBER Business 4 Business Networking Club Tel. Garry 619-767-006. Tel. Jazz 652-584-272/Jean 96-648-04-61. MARINA ALTA The Financial Forum Tel. Phillip Day 618-830-830. MARINA BAIXA U3A - Marina Baixa Tel. Chris 96-587-88-79. MAZARRÓN Cañadas del Romero Mazarrón Yoga/Spanish/flower arranging etc. Tel. 660-384-778. Mazarrón Bahía Lions Club 2nd/4th Mondays. Tel. 96-815-45-89 Fundraising for medical equipment. www.mazarron. com. Tel. 96-813-88-23/626-460-465 MORAIRA Artists Unlimited Thursdays 10.30-12.30hrs. Tel. 96-574-41-94/96-583-6064. Moraira - Centre Vital Tel. Yvonee 96-679-68-20. Church Services of the Anglican 3rd Tuesday, 14.30hrs. Tel. 96-672-34-51/686-859-441 The Royal Naval Association Torrevieja Branch 1st Wednesdays 17.00hrs. Tel. Rod 96-676-42-92 Torrevieja Barbershop Harmonisers Tuesdays 10.00-12.30hrs. Tel. 96-671-72-62/96-677-50-29 Torrevieja Christian Fellowship Torrevieja Costa Lions Club Denelle Dance Club Torrevieja Digital Camera Club Dolores - Catral Area Torrevieja Flower Club El Limonar neighbourhood watch Torrevieja Self Awareness and Healing Fellowship Emerald Isle Mother and Toddler Group Torrevieja U3A Gardening Club Vega Baja Torrevieja Writers’ Circle Gloria’s Crafts and Hobbies Total Crafts Coro Pilar Mixed Choir Golden Girls Trailblazers Line Dancers, Torreta 2 Jazz Greats HELP Association of Torrevieja Trash and Treasure M&M’s Dance Clubs Jardín del Mar Urbanisation, Neighbourhood Vecinos Cooperando Vega Baja Toastmasters International International Ladies Choir Velvetones Just Brass World Ship Society Charity Book Stall Pego Thursday Market Profits to animal protection charity. Tel. 96-597-72-28. Tuesdays 09.30hrs. Tel. Caroline 96-640-08-78 Lunches 1st Thursdays. Tel. Caroline 96-679-53-22. Tel. Sue 96-678-41-08/Phyl 96-678-53-32. Tuesdays 10.00-12.00hrs. Tel. 96-671-16-53/647-356-945. Pego Craft Club Tuesdays 15.00-17.00hrs. Tel. Val 96-283-94 06. Royal British Legion, Pego 1st/3rd Tuesdays 12.00hrs. Tel. 96-558-43-29/96-558-74-00. Tel. 96-678-58-32/96-678-54-30/96-678-44-12. Mondays 11.00-13.00hrs. Tel. 675-401-325/617-232-235. Wednesdays 15.30-16.30hrs, Societat de Caçadors The Monte Pego Theatre Company Tel. 96-597-75-34. PILAR DE LA HORADADA Friday 18.00hrs. Tel. Christine 96-676-23-08. Mondays 20.00-23.00hrs. Tel. Roger 96-676-23-08. Wednesdays/Fridays 20.00-22.30hrs. Tel. 610-981-795. Increase your self-confidence/communication - www. levantetm.com for information. QUESADA Church On The Way Sundays 11.00hrs. Tel. Pastors Rod/Janet McCoy 96-67125-84 Quesada Art Group The Spiritual Awareness Society of Spain Sundays 11.30hrs/Tuesdays 19.30hrs. Tel. 96-570-33-46. SAN JUAN San Juan and District English Speaking Club Tel. 96-565-21-14. Wednesdays/Sundays 12.00-14.30hrs. SANET I NEGRALS 1st Monday 14.00hrs. Tel. 96-671-66-76/96-671-65-27. Tel. Gloria/Avril 96-572-44-42/690-351-015. Alternate Wednesdays 14.00-16.00hrs. Tel. 96-532-90-92. Tel. 96-672-37-33/24hr help-line 96-570-42-82. Tel. Anne 96-670-19-21/José 96-570-97-98. Tel. Derek 96-676-06-63. Rehearse Mondays. Tuesdays 10.00hrs. Tel. 96-670-69-59/96-678-99-65. Keep Fit Tel. Alice 96-640-80-70/Joan 96-576-14-74. SANTA POLA Relationship problems? Tel. 96-678-42-83. Wednesdays 19.30hrs. Tel. Anne 96-678-62-81 2nd/4th Thursdays 19.00hrs. Tel. 96-676-48-82. 1st/3rd Tuesday. Tel. 96-679-80-84 - perryman@terra.es. May 16, 14.00hrs. Tel. 96-677-51-67/96-670-73-30 Tel. Morag 96-572-02-56 - moragb@terra.es. Tel. Ann Ross 96-677-30-22. Wednesdays 11.00-13.00hrs. Tel. Nik 96-679-68-66 Mondays 14.00-17.00hrs. Tel. 96-678-99-77/96-670-62-68 Wednesdays. Tel. Gill 96-571-85-80. Sundays 15.00hrs. Tel. 96-571-31-17/647-843-387. Tel. 96-679-88-89/96-678-44-04/96-571-62-58. Tel. 96-572-70-34/96-678-41-39 - www.velvetones.net Mondays 18.00hrs. Tel. 96-676-51-66 - Jim2stevens@yahoo. co.uk. VALENCIA Tel. Suzanne 627-371-731. Labour International CB South 2nd Thursdays 11.00hrs. Tel. Alan 96-692-50-59. Valencia Native American Flute Circle Tel. 96-341-76-56 - www.geocities.com/entreflautas VILLAJOYOSA L.A Concert Band Tel. Lorraine 96-671-94-84/687-429-144/670-719-911. Caring Together Ladies Self Improvement Group (LSIG) www.caringspain.com - info@caringspain.com La Marina & San Fulgencio Computer Club Craft Classes Tel. Violet 96-670-25-56. Wednesdays 11.00-16.00hrs. Tel. Ron 96-679-03-96. La Marina Residents Association 11.00-12.00hrs Monday - Friday, C/Madrid Urbanisation. Reiki Pilates Step/Qi - Gong/Capoeira. Tel. 699-456-978. Tel. Christine/Margaret 96-670-72-23. Wednesdays/Thursdays 19.00hrs. Tel. 635-584-431. Pego Aerobics Costa Blanca Striders Tel. Phil/Laura 96-649-12-19. Chris Jarvis Dance Academy The Royal Air Forces Association CB Branch 1359 Crescendo International Choir PEGO Tel. Suzanne 680-961-025. P.A.L.S. Tuesdays/Thursdays. Tel. 96-676-06-63/96-676-01-38. Last Friday 11.00hrs at the Biblioteca. Torrevieja Computer Club Ecological Mediterranean Garden. Tel. 96-352-30-99 Save our sea. Tel. 628-031-758 - www.4paz.org. Tel. 96-558-77-47 - marinaaltaequinesociety@yahoo. com. Cherokee Line Dancers The Friendship Club Company Women The Enrique Montoliu Foundation 4 Paz Marina Alta Equine Society Father Noe Tel. 699-928-377. Parochial Tel. 96-670-39-65. 1st Sunday 12.30hrs. Tel. Roy 676-919-630. Torrevieja Coda Group Slimming Club Diners Club Chapel Santa María del Mar Wednesdays 16.00hrs. Tel. John 96-671-81-22. C & M Crafts Thursdays 14.00-16.00hrs. Tel. Vivian 96-597-95-34 Mondays/Wednesdays/Thursdays. Tel. 96-588-24-08 LA XARA Tel. Steve 669-340-528/Maureen 618-180-290. Wednesdays 15.00hrs/Sunday 10.30hrs. Tel. 675-395-168 Sundays 09.30hrs. Communion Service 11.30hrs. Tel. 96-670-03-91. Costa Blanca Cross Stitchers Tuesdays. Tel. Maria Palomar 96-646-08-51. Celtic Supporters Club Monday/Wednesday - Friday 10.00hrs. Tel. 696-199-265. Sunday service 18.00hrs. Tel. 96-833-82-92/96-676-27-15. PEDREGUER Alternate Tuesdays 09.30-12.00hrs. Tel. 639-987-301 Yoga Day care and teaching for disabled. Tel. 626-514-123/696876-688. Tel. Graham/Jean 96-678-47-35. La Marina Tappers Dance Troupe Mondays/Fridays. Tel. 96-679-68-20/660-191-975. VILLAMARTÍN Wednesdays/Thursdays. Tel. 96-676-52-00/676-754-489. XÀTIVA Ballroom, Latin/Salsa Dancing Xàtiva Tel. 626-676-024 - amandakaye@hotmail.co.uk. P.E.P.A - The Helping Hands Charity Moraira & District Royal Naval Association Santa Pola Dollshouse Group La Siesta Charity Library C/ Weber, 12, La Siesta. 10.30-12.30hrs Tel. 96-678-55-13. Dogs: Tel. 678-059-750/650-256-678. Domestic cats: 96-28071-59. Feral cats: 605-460-828. - www.pepaspain.com. Moraira HELP Santa Pola/Gran Alacant Writer’s Circle La Siesta - Computer Club Xàtiva Fellowship Club Tel. Peter 96-640-40-54/Robert 96-649-51-11. Tel. Ian 667-036-188 - www.helpofDénia.com 2nd Wednesdays 10.30am. Tel. Janette 96-541-54-10. Tel. 600-277-869. Wednesday 19.45hrs at PALS social club. 1st Tuesdays 19.30hrs. Tel. Sue 96-228-75-49. WHERE TO GO May 4 - May 10 2007 MAGAZINE 47 T R AV E L The Marina Valleys: Cherry Country Travel guide to the Gallinera, Alcalà, Ebo and Laguar Valleys Ignasi Mora Picture: Daniel Belenguer Just as the sun’s light vibrates differently each season of the year, it provides us with different states of body and mind. That’s why a visit to the Marina Alta’s interior valleys – Gallinera, Alcalà, Ebo and Laguar – will also vary according to the time of year. These four staggered and contiguous valleys have turned transition into diversity given their nearby beaches and agricultural land and marshes, and the rougher interior lands and thicker atmosphere. You must bear in mind that, despite the sensation of being in a remote place, the valleys are only 15-20 km away from the sea as the crow flies and about 25-30 km by road. In summer, sensuality produced by the body’s heat becomes pleasure along the natural spring routes through the valleys and in their municipal swimming pools. Nights often seem fresher than they do on the coast (Alcalà is 600m above sea level and cold in winter, so carob trees cannot grow). In autumn, with the fall of deciduous leaves and the persistent murmur of water (rainfall is high in the valleys), our senses are invaded by the sweet melancholy and the pictorial clarity of the landscape. In winter, a deeper version of autumn, the passivity of nature sends the atmosphere to sleep (the olive, almond, carob, cherry and other fruit trees are resting) and we sense the energy that the sun is lacking in the crackling of spontaneous fires that still glow in these valleys. The awakening of spring Yet spring is the season in which the valleys of Gallinera, Alcalà, Ebo and Laguar appear, without exaggerating, almost like a small paradise. Rainy springs, like this year’s, would have sent the impressionist painters crazy over the abundance of greens, yellows, violets... the entire range of the palette, as well as those feverish patches of red, the poppies. Not only that, but spring is the cherry season. The blossoming of the cherry trees, which follow the almond trees, is like a fine pure breath. But the proud red flesh of the ripe cherries awakens our senses and even fills them with voracity. What a treat it is to sink your teeth into a cherry with smooth skin and delicious flesh! Spain’s earliest cherries are harvested in these valleys. However, they say that this is not a year for cherries. In other words, millions of kilos will not be harvested. But enough for us to buy and satisfy our hunger for cherries from one of the valley’s farmers or cooperatives, since only the best cherries will reach the markets. And if night falls, let’s not forget to listen near the ravines for the elegant song of the nightingales, the musical guests at this time of year. Beyond the cherries Whilst the cherries are a great attraction, our four valleys offer other areas of interest. Maybe the first of which is the almost miraculous self-protection from the wave of construction that has invaded not only the coast but many interior locations too. The steepness of the terrain and a certain respect for a place as magnificent as these valleys has held back the desire to cover the area with cloned urban developments. Despite being expelled in 1609, the footprints of the Moors can still be found in the valleys, which were incidentally their last strategic refuge. The subsequent repopulation by the Majorcans awakes curiosity for the island characteristics still kept alive in the valleys. These days, the four valleys are tending towards quality tourism, for which they are equipped with considerable infrastructure: two hotels, three campsites, a hostel and a large number of country houses, restaurants and bars. Furthermore, a network of horseshoe paths cross the four valleys and allow hours and hours of diverse hiking trails. The beautiful dry stone walls create an authentic outdoor museum. You can also visit cave paintings, castles (in Gallinera and Laguar), snow potholes or stores (Alcalà), old abandoned settlements (principally L’Atzuvieta in Alcalà), spectacular caves (such as Rull in Ebo, with guided tours), ethnology museums (Ebo and Gallinera) and a hunting park (Alcalà). N Where to eat and sleep EATING SLEEPING The Laguar Valley This hotel-restaurant boasts an exceptional location: it offers spectacular views over the Marina which stretch as far as the sea. The cuisine is centred on the rediscovery of popular dishes. Alahuar Pda. El Tossal, s/n BENIMAURELL Tel. +34 96 558 33 97 The Laguar Valley The couple who own this country house also reside here, tend to the guests, grow their own vegetables and offer healthy and delicious cuisine. They have paid great attention to detail and the plot and the buildings are worth the visit. La Casota Old road between Campell and Fleix FLEIX Tel. +34 96 558 36 46 - 629 501 742 The Ebo and Alcalà Valleys This country house and recently established restaurant offers rice dishes, polpet sec (dry octopus) and courgette fritters. The rear terrace is a wonderful place to enjoy a drink after your meal. La Font d’Alcalà Plaça Bisbe Vilaplana, 12 ALCALÀ DE LA JOVADA Tel. +34 96 551 41 87 The Ebo and Alcalà Valley For those wishing to camp in the four valleys, there are the campsites of Laguar and Alcalà de la Jovada, as well as the Ebo municipal camping ground. The campsite at Alcalà offers chalets, a restaurant and a grocery store. Campament de Turisme la Vall ALCALÀ DE LA JOVADA Tel. +34 96 551 43 33 The Gallinera Valley The spring menu for €19 offers four small set starters, a main course from a choice of four or five, and three set desserts. Traditional modern cuisine. A very friendly, mountain shelter ambience. Restaurant del Raval Raval, 20 BENISSIVÀ (la Vall de Gallinera) Tel. +34 96 640 66 56 - 686 010 910 The Gallinera Valley Very well equipped with attractive country houses, the Casa Gallinera in the Gallinera Valley stands out above the rest for its recognised high quality. The two owners live in the residence. Succulent breakfast. Swimming pool overlooking the mountains. Casa Gallinera Raval, 24 BENISSIVÀ Tel. +34 96 640 67 90 - 620 852 220 - 696 064 529 48 MAGAZINE May 4 - May 10 2007 IDEAL HOME The BIGGEST homes, gardens & lifestyle exhibition ever to take place in Spain Celebrity sponsor The Homes & Gardens Show is delighted to be coming to the IFA Exhibition Centre, next to Alicante Airport on Saturday 26 and Sunday 27 May 2007. The event, now on its 4th edition has grown from strength to strength from its first show in Málaga 3 years ago. Imagine the Ideal Home Show but with a Spanish twist, then that’s the H&G Show! Hundreds of exhibitors pack the hall and offer the thousands of visitors everything they could want or need to enable them to create their dream home in Spain. Not only are there local suppliers but also some known brands from overseas to give visitors a little bit of over there, over here! Visitors wanting expert advice come to the show to meet exhibitors who can solve their home furnishing dilemmas. The organizers work tirelessly to ensure that the show offers everything that a visitor could need from home furnishings, kitchens, bathrooms, accessories, garden furniture, pools, spas and virtually anything that they could want for their home. Also to ensure that visitors have a fun packed day out, top TV celebrities will be performing daily live throughout the 2 days. Kevin Woodford from Ready Steady Cook will be demonstrating his fantastic culinary skills and is hosting a ‘Can’t Cook, Won’t Cook’ session each day where lucky visitors get to cook live with him! Jilly Goolden, the UK’s most widely known wine expert will be educating visitors in local wines in her fascinating interactive wine tasting sessions. TV’s Changing Rooms DIY guru ‘Handy’ Andy Kane will be sharing his insider secrets and top tips with DIY enthusiasts who need help in finishing off those never ending repair jobs at home! And what’s more, for those gardeners out there, Dick and Clodagh Handscome, authors of Practical Gardening in Spain and other key titles, will be educating visitors in how to make the most of their gardens and will be offering advice on the differences in gardening here in Spain. If that’s not enough, there are some amazing competitions and exclusive show offers only available at the show. There’ll be 40 British Airways flights to be won, a luxurious spa courtesy of Hot Spring Spa’s worth �€4,990, an amazing mosquito eater system from Vector Mosquito worth �€1,759, a top of the range chemical free pool water system worth €1,895 courtesy of Ecological Pool Systems and loads of other fantastic prizes and show only offers and discounts. But to top it all, one lucky visitor will win €10,000 courtesy of The Homes & Gardens Show and Roundtown News enabling them to create their ideal home! So don’t spend anything on your home until you visit the Homes & Gardens Show in Alicante! If you pre-register now on www.gemspain.com you can save €3.50 on your entrance ticket and avoid queuing on the day. And don’t forget there’s something for all the family so bring the kids (who enter free!) and they can enjoy the entertainment in the crèche while you browse the show knowing that they are in safe hands. So for your best weekend out this year, don’t miss the Homes & Gardens Show on Saturday 26th and Sunday 27th May at the IFA Exhibition Centre, next to Alicante Airport. The show opens at 11am and closes at 9pm both days. And of course, The Antiques Roadshow’s Eric Knowles will be on hand to value those treasured items stored away in visitors attics. Due to the demand for valuations, visitors can pre-book their valuation time on-line on www.gemspain.com to guarantee their time slot! For more information, please visit www.gemspain.com or call 952 596 435. We look forward to seeing you at the show! May 4 - May 10 2007 LOCAL NEWS HUERTA DE MURCIA Terra Natura opens a new park in the city Marga Jiménez & Alex Elgar Murcia is the first town in the Region to have its own theme park. Terra Natura, located on the site of the former Espinardo zoo, covers 130,000 m2 and is home to 300 animals and 50 species in its Africa and Iberian Peninsula habitats, such as zebras, hippopotamuses, bears, elephants, mountain goats, wolves, roe deer, birds of prey, ducks, otters, deer, lions, giraffes... The main attraction of the park is that visual barriers have been eliminated to foster interaction with the animals. At first, the park will only be open to certain groups, such as schools and other collectives, that have pre-booked in order to acclimatise the animals to their new habitats. As of 14 May, tickets will be on sale to the general public. Terra Natura can receive up to 3500 people per day. It also has a wooden bridge measuring 142 metres at a height of 7 metres, a 4000 m2 aviary, a picnic area, five restaurants and several kiosks. Visitors to the park can also enjoy Aqua Natura, a water park covering 40,000 m2, with a range of different areas: swimming pools for children and adults, slides, hydromassages and a solarium. This area will open in the next few months. The park designers have mana- GREATER INTERACTION: Many visual barriers have been removed ged to take full advantage of the relief of the area and maintain many indigenous plants. There is also a ri- ver with a closed circuit of water. Furthermore, 0.7% of the turnover will be earmarked for fauna and flora N preservation programmes to be administered by the Terra Natura foundation. At a glance * A total of 300 animals, comprising 50 species, have taken up residence in the new theme park: zebras, wolves, deer, lions, otters, giraffes and hippos * The centre has capacity for up to 3,500 people and the organisers hope to attract a quarter of a million a year * Its doors will be open to the general public from Monday, May 14. Since Easter, Terra Natura has been taking organised groups only * One of the major attractions will be a recreation of Kenya’s Masai Mara game reserve WATER PARK: New areas opening soon Champion on the right track European 1,500m champion, Juan Carlos Higuero beat Murcia’s new tram hands down when it was officially opened last Sunday. Racing the 1,900 metres on foot against the tram, Higuero was egged on by almost a hundred people including authorities, reporters and local residents who got on the tram at its first stop at Ibermutuamur. Higuero made four breathers at zebra crossings, at each of which a ‘human traffic light’ forced him to stop for 15 seconds. The tram, however, had to pick up about 15 people at each of its stops: Carrefour and the Biblioteca Regional, stopping for 30 seconds apiece. Volunteers controlled the ‘human traffic lights’, where Higuero was timed. The team was coordinated by ex-goalkeeper of El Pozo indoor football team, Pepín. The finish line judge was Antonio Peñalver, runner up in the Barcelona Olympic Games decathlon event in 1992. Murcia’s mayor, Miguel Ángel Cámara, said: “The Higuero-Tranvimur challenge represents a milestone in the history of sport and entertainment. It is the greatest challenge ever undertaken with this type of infrastructure.” During the presentation of Murcia’s new means of transport, Cámara added “the tram is not transport from the past, but transport for the future. “It offers greater passenger capacity, speed and punctuality, it does not cause pollution and it is energy- efficient. “It is also cheap, accessible and safe.” It is hoped the tram will ease congestion and encourage city-dwellers to leave their cars at home. RACING HERO: Juan Carlos Higuero LEVANTE SOLICITORS INSTITUTE, S.L. C/Isabel La Católica, 7-4, 46004 - Valencia (By Valencia Train Station) Tel. 616 363 923 - Fax: 96 320 50 58 E-mail: javierhernandez@icav.es Wipzona Network S.L. Camino del Moralet (Terra Mítica) 03502 Benidorm Tel. 96 501 30 00 Fax 96 501 30 06 e mail: contact@wipzona.es • www.wipzona.es · English speaking lawyers who used to be judges and bank managers · Property conveyancing · Setting up companies & representation · Divorce, NIE, residencia, all sort of permits arranged · Wills and Inheritances. Land laws and zoning problems · Civil / Criminal litigation in any city · Mortgages up to 100% plus expenses & Equity release 49 LOCAL NEWS 50 Alhama Mayor takes power away from ‘rebel’ councillors The mayor of Alhama and People’s Party representative, Juan Romero, has stripped authority from seven of his councillors after they rebelled against him to form a new opposition party for the upcoming local elections on 27 May. The councillors left the PP to form the Unión Democrática (Democratic Union) of the Murcia Region. In an act of revenge, the mayor banished them from the local government. Totana HUERTA DE MURCIA Golf course and 1800 residential homes for La Hoya Murcia’s popular tourist area to be transformed Massive changes afoot for Lorca’s facilities José Andúgar New vehicle boasts latest technology Totana’s Civil Defence boasts a new vehicle dedicated to emergencies and personnel transport. In addition to providing staff with a further means of transport, the vehicle will enable prevention and surveillance activities to be carried out in urban areas and more inaccessible rural zones. The vehicle cost almost €30,000, which was almost entirely assumed by the General Civil Defence Authority. The all-terrain vehicle has 5 seats and is fully equipped with the latest technology. May 4 - May 10 2007 Valle del Guadalentín is to boast a new residential resort and golf course. The new complex is to be located in La Hoya in Lorca, which is one of Murcia’s most popular areas for British residents. The complex, which will be situated in close proximity to the A-7 Mediterráneo motorway, will span one and a half million square metres. Currently, the area is used for irrigated crop cultivation. In just over a month, La Hoya Local Council plans to examine the initial phases of two land development projects, which will eventually lead to the creation of almost three thousand homes. The special land development plan created by Eurocapital Negocios will cover a total of 1,563,977 square metres in La Hoya, currently used for irrigated crop growth. The area of land is located on the A7 motorway service road at kilometre 607 towards Murcia, close to the edge of the town’s municipal area. According to the local council, various points along this service provide access to the future complex area. The tourist development is enhanced further by the construction of an 18hole golf course, covering 641,566 square metres, and is expected to be the complex’s main attraction. Initial Plans According to the plan, the Town Council will be granted 112,515 square metres for local roads, 156,348 square metres for general systems, a further 94,993 square metres for public green areas, 80,524 square metres for public facilities, and 3,000 for waste treatment. In addition to this, there are 18,762 square metres of developable land, which will enable the construction of some 187 new homes. Though plans are still in the initial phases, some of these properties could be reserved for young people. The remaining developable land could be used to build around 1870 new homes. The project also includes the creation of 2097 parking spaces, 48 of which will be reserved for disabled people. The costs predicted for this complex, which will cover more than one-and-a half million square metres, amount to €26,768,000, and will be incurred completely by the land owners. LA HOYA: Soon to be a golf resort aimed at British expatriates The project is yet to be submitted to the Segura Hydrographical Confederation, the State General Road Authority and the General Urban Planning Authority for strategic environmental evaluation and reports. Such processes can take more than a year. The other development project is planned in the area known as Huerto Chico, which is almost directly opposite this zone on the other side of the motorway. Initial approval was granted in March, and the surface area involved covers more than one million square metres, upon which some 1,100 houses are expected to be built. N At a glance * 3,000 new homes will be built * 2,097 parking spaces, of which 48 are reserved for the disabled, are on the cards * More than one-and-a-half million square metres have been set aside to make way for the huge development * The complex is expected to cost nearly 26.8 million euros - which will come out of the pockets of those owning the land that will be constructed on * At least a year is likely to pass before the relevant authorities give the green light to the plans * The development will be located next to the A-7 motorway in the Murcia direction, close to the main hub of the town. SUB-EDITORS/EDITORS & JOURNALISTS/STRINGERS REQUIRED An opportunity to join the expanding team of the most read English language newspaper and website about Spain. Applicants will be considered for involvement in the newspaper, website and/or other publications of the thinkSPAIN group of companies. 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All C.V.s will be treated confidentially and should be sent directly to the Managing Director, Berni Walker, at b.walker@thinkspain.com LOCAL NEWS May 4 - May 10 2007 HUERTA DE MURCIA 51 Eighty new shops to open in Parque Mediterráneo 22,000 visitors a day are expected at the shopping centre José Andúgar Espacio Mediterráneo, the area set aside for small shops in the Parque Mediterráneo leisure and commercial centre, will open its doors on May 22. The shopping centre will extend the capabilities of the area located within the Cabezo Beaza industrial estate, which can easily be accessed from the MurciaAlicante motorway (the motorway that runs from La Manga and the rest of the Mar Menor). After two years of construction work, the opening of these 80 new shops brings the shopping centre one step closer to completion and to being one of the larg- est shopping complexes in Europe. The main objective of the Espacio Mediterráneo management team is to exceed 7.5 million visitors a year, which means an average of over 20,000 per day. In spite of this inauguration, the centre will not be running at full capacity until a few weeks later. About a dozen establishments have been forced to delay opening because of damage to the roof caused by rainfall a few weeks ago. A further 40 shops are to be opened in the future. This new leisure and shopping area completes the first phase of Espacio Mediterráneo, which opened its doors to the public last October with 20 shops and a Carrefour hypermarket. The third and top floor of N DELAY: Heavy rain held up proceedings the complex houses fashion and accessories shops, in addition to restaurants and leisure facilities including a bowling alley and a multiplex cinema that together cover a surface area of 6,013 m2. Vistors can access the Lux Cinemas complex from this floor. The first floor is home to a range of cuisines to suit everybody’s taste: from traditional Mediterranean cooking to fast food and themed restaurants. On the ground floor, where the Carrefour hypermarket is located, there is a wide range of medium-sized shops specialising in sporting equipment, clothing, toys, furniture and domestic appliances. Where the melons used to be grown “This represents a major business project for the city, which we have been developing for some time. I can still remember when they used to grow melons on this spot and now we have a virtually complete complex to add to our city’s spectrum of shopping and leisure areas. Along with the tourism options offered by Puerto de Culturas, the shopping centre will increase visitor numbers and wealth in Cartagena,” indicated the Mayor of Cartagena, Pilar Barreiro. 260 parking spaces to be built under Plaza de España Work is scheduled to resume on the Alameda de San Antón car park under Plaza de España in June, if nothing else crops up to impede it. The discovery of important archaeological remains definitively reduced the project by a third: Aparksa, a Grupo Unión company, can only construct 259 of the 418 spaces it had planned. Given the Valencia Regional Government directorate general of culture’s clear instruction that no work is to be undertaken that might affect the ruins of the Puerta de Madrid (an 18th century bridge) and the Anguililla canal, the final design of the car park is limited to the western half of the Plaza de España. That is to say, if you divide the square into two as though it were a cake by drawing an imaginary line from Calle del Carmen to La Alameda, the part where the car park will be located is on the side nearest the Barrio de la Concepción. The area near the Carmelitas school and the union building will not be affected, but work will take place in the area next to the CAR PARK: Works to restart next month taxi rank, Edificio 2001 and the petrol station. In order to minimise traffic problems, the local traffic police has recommended the implementation of a two-stage strategy, although at this point it is unclear where work will commence. Although the local government has authorised the project, reports are still pending from the planning and fire departments. In order to facilitate access to the car park during the construction phase, two-way lanes will be implemented. In May 2006, Soler promised that the technical problems were to be resolved by means of ‘progressive solu- tions’, which would allow the work to be completed by mid-2007. The truth is that work still has not started and the councillor assures that there will be no more delays. “I am glad we are nearing the end of a complicated phase. Taking into account the characteristics of Cartagena, it is understand- able that in the archaeological excavation phase there would be subsoil complications and that the Ministry of Culture would enforce certain conditions on the project. But, now, and after implementing rigorous processes, everything is perfect and we are ready to resume work as soon as possible,” stated Soler. The prices to be applied in the new car park (estimated to be completed in 15 months) have not been set by Aparksa yet, although early last year council technicians were considering two cents per minute. The extension of the Alameda de San Antón car park is an initiative that could not be undertaken a decade ago due to problems encountered by the ONCE group company that was to manage the car park. Now the project has been taken on by Grupo Unión, the company managed by the well-known Cartagena constructors and property developers Alfonso García and Mariano Roca. Early next year, locals and tourists will also have at their disposal 500 new underground parking spaces in Calle Real, close to the Military Arsenal. The spaces will be in a new car park called Plaza del Par. Support for pedestrianisation This infrastructure project forms part of the measures designed to support the pedestrianisation of six streets in the old town, including the Carmen and Sagasta tourist streets. The aim is to compensate the elimination of parking spaces on the surface with the creation of new ones underground. The pedestrianisation of six streets met with tough opposition from the area’s shopkeepers last year. For them, removing traffic from their shop windows means removing potential customers. Cartagena Council has adopted the opposite stance, as it is committed to making the centre a nice place to stroll and shop. The council maintains that visitor numbers have increased in the pedestrian streets in recent months. Many visitors are tourists from the port area coming in via Calle Mayor and Calle Puerta de Murcia. 52 May 4 - May 10 2007 INTERNATIONAL NEWS Israel Vanunu faces jail again A court in Israel has convicted former nuclear technician Mordechai Vanunu of violating a military order banning him from speaking to foreign journalists. The verdict could mean a fresh jail term for Mr Vanunu, who served 18 years in prison for revealing details of Israel’s clandestine nuclear programme. His lawyer called it “intolerable” to convict a person for the mere act of speaking, never mind whatever was said. A sentencing hearing is set for 18 May. Vanunu is banned from leaving Israel. “We should be clear here that Vanunu was convicted for the very act of speaking to non-Israelis, rather than the content of those conversations,” lawyer Michel Sfard said. “We do not consider this appropriate for a democracy in the 21st Century.” England Quake shakes parts of Kent An earthquake shook parts of Kent, damaging buildings and disrupting electricity supplies. Homes in five streets in Folkestone had to be evacuated because of structural damage including cracked walls and fallen chimneys. The magnitude 4.3 tremor struck at 0819 BST and experts said its epicentre was a few miles off the coast in the English Channel. One woman was taken to hospital with a neck injury. Africa Kidnap of oil workers Twelve workers, 11 of them foreign, have been kidnapped from a construction site in Nigeria’s oil-rich Niger Delta, a South Korean firm has said. The eight Filipinos, three South Koreans and one Nigerian were taken at gunpoint from the Afam power plant 30km north-east of Port Harcourt. At least five other foreign workers have been abducted in the south from an Italian-operated offshore oil vessel. Thousands of foreign oil workers have left Nigeria since the spate of kidnappings began early last year. Daewoo Engineering & Construction said the gunmen stormed the site near Port Harcourt and drove off with the workers. Major conference to solve Iraq instability Violence continues in the war-torn country Two days of talks may involve United States and Iran A major international conference aimed at bringing stability and economic recovery to Iraq has opened in Egypt. Two days of talks will bring together diplomats from wealthy nations and regional powers in the Red Sea resort of Sharm elSheikh. Delegates are to endorse a five-year International Compact for Iraq (ICI), giving support in exchange for reforms. US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has hinted she could meet her Iranian and Syrian counterparts. Delegates will have two meetings - the ICI meeting yesterday, then an international conference today. Representatives of Iraq’s neighbours, including Iran and Syria, as well as of the G8 and EU attended. The conference started against a background of continuing violence in Iraq. The US said a rocket strike on Baghdad’s heavily fortified Green Zone had killed four US government contractors, all from the Philippines. The presence of ministers from the US, Iran and Syria at the talks in Egypt has sparked speculation of possible talks between them on the sidelines. The US secretary of state Condoleezza Rice said: “I think I can handle any question that is asked of me.” Ms Rice said she would not avoid an exchange with Iranian Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki should it happen. She said: “If we encounter each other and wander to other subjects I am prepared to address them at least in terms of American policy.” Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said he would welcome honest dialogue with the US in Egypt. He warned that it would be a mistake for the US to think negotiations would result in Iran scaling back its nuclear programme when sanctions and diplomatic pressure have not yielded results. Such a meeting would mark the first bilateral talks between ministers from the two countries since the United States cut relations in 1980. There has been little contact between them ever since the Iranian revolution and the seizure of the US embassy in Tehran in 1979. But the open question is whether America and Iran will even hold direct talks. SUMMIT DELEGATIONS INCLUDE United States Iran Syria Saudi Arabia Russia China European Union The Bush administration still accuses Iran of meddling inside neighbouring Iraq - a charge Iran has strongly denied - and Washington refuses to discuss Iran’s nuclear programme until Tehran suspends its uranium enrichment. The US also charges Syria with allowing foreign fighters to enter Iraq through the long border between the two neighbours - something Damascus denies. British shipyard wins multi-million pound deal to build sections for Spanish Navy submarines Barrow shipyard in England has won its first export order in 30 years, with a multi-million pound deal to make sections for Spanish submarines. The yard will build two domed ends for the pressure hulls of each of an initial four new S80 Scorpene class submarines. Another four could follow on. The deal, which was won against competition from France, Germany and the United States, has been hailed as ‘a real coup’ and helps secure Barrow jobs. It is not expected to create new ones. The export breakthrough came after Barrow yard was forced to buy a giant £2m, 2,500-tonne capacity press, to make much larger dome ends for future Astute class nuclear-powered subs for the Royal Navy. It was bought from the former supplier, Motherwell Bridge in Scotland, and then reassembled in Barrow to secure future supplies. After months of secret negotiations, a deal has been signed with Spain’s government-owned shipbuilder Navantia SA and work has started. BAE will fabricate and assemble fore and aft pressure hull domes. It says that it will also “provide technical support and assistance in other aspects of pressure hull fabrication to Navantia as the overall S80 programme develops.” The first two boat sets will be fully welded and completed in Barrow. The last two will be partly assembled and welded in Barrow, with final welding set to take place in Navantia’s facilities in Cartagena, with support from BAE as required. Navantia group procurement president José Ramón said: “Navantia welcomes the support offered by BAE Systems.” Shipyard managing director Murray Easton said: “We are delighted to have won the contract to collaborate with Navantia on the S80 programme to use the vast wealth of knowledge and capability for conventional submarine development and construction that exists alongside our nuclear build capability. “It is also a welcome return to the export market, although the Astute programme remains the primary focus for the yard.” Simon Jones, of BAE, who led the bid to secure the Navantia agreement, said: “The depth of our knowledge and proven track record in submarine technology underpins why Navantia chose to work with us. “We believe the agreement represents a very important progression in the international submarine industry sector.” Navantia has the prime contract for four S80 2,400 tonne submarines for the Spanish Navy to be built in Cartagena. HIGH SEAS: A Scorpene class submarine The order was won against massive competition and BAE spokesman Chris Nelson said: “It was worldwide competition, primarily French, German and the Americans, but we beat them all. It was a real coup.” The chairman of Keep Our Future Afloat Campaign in Barrow, Councillor Terry Waiting, said: “We are delighted by this order. I don’t think it will create any jobs in Barrow but it will help secure the jobs of those that are there. “It is an export order and it is working with another partner so it has got to be good news.” Amicus union official Nick Miller said: “Obviously this is welcome news and recognition that Barrow has a good shipbuilding reputation.” The yard’s last submarine export order was the Riachuelo Oberón Class boat, built for Brazil in 1977. INTERNATIONAL NEWS May 4 - May 10 2007 Israel George Bush vetoes bill US President George W Bush has vetoed a Congressional bill that would have linked war funding to a timetable for withdrawal of US troops from Iraq. Speaking in Washington after signing the veto, Mr Bush said setting a deadline for withdrawal would be setting a date for failure in Iraq. He said the funding was needed to give time for the new strategy of a surge of reinforcements in Baghdad to succeed. Mr Bush said he would seek a compromise with Congressional leaders. It is only the second time since taking office that Mr Bush has used the presidential veto. Earlier on Tuesday, leaders of the Democrat-controlled US Congress signed the controversial bill agreeing to $100bn (£50bn) in further funding on condition US combat troops begin to withdraw this year. Nancy Pelosi, the speaker of the house, said: “The president wants a blank cheque; the Congress is not going to give it to him.” Mr Bush criticised the bill, saying it substituted the opinions of politicians for the judgement of military commanders. 53 Terror bomb plot men jailed for life in London Links with the 7/7 Tube and bus killings revealed The five were trained at terror schools in Pakistan Five men have been jailed for life for a British bomb plot linked to Al-Qaeda that could have killed hundreds of people. Jurors in the year-long Old Bailey trial heard of plans to target a shopping centre, nightclub and the gas network with a giant fertiliser bomb. The judge, Sir Michael Astill, said the men, all British citizens, had betrayed their country. It has also been revealed some of the plotters met two of the July 7 London suicide bombers. They are Omar Khyam, 25 - jailed for life (40 years minimum), Jawad Akbar, 23 - jailed for life (35 years minimum), Salahuddin Amin, 32 - jailed for life (35 years minimum), Waheed Mahmood, 35 - jailed for life (40 years minimum), Anthony García, 24 - jailed for life (40 years minimum) Mohammed Sidique Khan was spotted on four occasions in 2004 with at least one of the fertiliser bomb conspirators. At one point MI5 officers followed Khan back to his home in Leeds but no further action was taken. In the wake of the convictions both the Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats have both called for an independent inquiry into the July 7 link. The new director general of MI5, Jonathan Evans, said: “The attack on 7 July in London was a terrible event. Omar Khyam “The sense of disappointment, felt across the service, at not being able to prevent the attack, despite our efforts to prevent all such atrocities, will always be with us. “The Security Service will never have the capacity to investigate everyone who appears on the periphery of every operation.” Britain’s top anti-terrorist policeman, the Metropolitan Police’s Deputy Assistant Commissioner Peter Clarke, said: “This was not a group of youthful idealists. “They were trained, dedicated, ruthless terrorists who were obviously planning to carry out an attack against the British public.” Police smashed the plot in 2004 after MI5 had watched an Islamist extremist network with links across the world. The link with July 7 was deliberately kept from the Old Bailey jury for fear of prejudicing their deliberations on the fertiliser bomb plot. The fertiliser bomb plot investigation linked back to senior Al-Qaeda figures in Pakistan and Afghanistan, including one who was detained by US forces in Iraq at the weekend. The judge told them: “You have betrayed this country that has given you every opportunity.” He said: “All of you may never be released. It’s not a foregone conclusion.” Two other men, Nabeel Hussain and Shujah Mahmood, were found not guilty. TARGETS DISCUSSED Bluewater shopping centre Utilities network Ministry of Sound nightclub Parliament Football stadium The men had started out sympathetic to Muslim causes around the world but the key plotters decided that violence was the answer as they came together for secret military training camps in Pakistan. Back in Britain, they discussed various schemes, including targeting the Bluewater shopping centre in Kent on a busy Saturday or the Ministry of Sound nightclub in central London. N Trial Facts 3,644 witness statements taken 105 prosecution witnesses Trial lasted for 13 months Jury was out for record 27 days 54 May 4 - May 10 2007 _ Editorial&Opinion @ Centro Comercial La Teulera 12-14 Avda. Rey Juan Carlos I. 61-63 03727 Jalón (Alicante) Tel. 96 648 08 14 Fax 96 648 02 66 E-mail info@thinkspain.com Berta Chulvi from Valencia Welcome to the Students who make the effort new Royal baby The whole country was cheered this week by the news that Crown Princess Letizia had given birth to a baby girl. It shows just how enthusiastically the Spanish have embraced Royalty and democracy since the death of Franco. The Spanish Royal family is held in great regard and is something that brings stability to an often volatile race. It is a shame that, aside from the Queen, the British Royal family is regarded as something of an anachronism and there appears to be growing numbers of people who feel that it has no place in modern society. This is probably because the Prince of Wales, heir to the throne, has some eccentric views and the shennanigans of his two sons, William and Harry did nothing to enhance the family’s reputation until they both decided to join the Army. But King Juan Carlos and Queen Sofía have shown that a Royal Family can exist in the 21st century because they are respected and make a contribution to the nation. The new father, Prince Felipe, is carrying on in the same vein. Jacqui Cotterill from Parcent Blaming the messenger The recent scathing report issued by the Petitions Committee of the European Parliament into land abuse scandals in Spain has caused a flood of comment in both Spanish and English press. The report was the result of the visit of the President of the Petitions Committee, Polish MEP Marcin Libicki and Vice President Michael Cashman, British Labour MEP. The fact finding delegation spent two days in the Comunitat Valenciana during which they visited Parcent to investigate our petition to the European Parliament which claims that the plans to build 1,800 houses in Parcent contravene EU law. Members of ‘Veïns de Parcent’ held a meeting where village people and European residents addressed the MEPs. The subsequent television coverage showed many of us moved to tears by the testimonies of Parcent people. My neighbour spoke, at first haltingly, her voice shaking with emotion. She described how her family had fought for their land, survived hardship, suffered hunger but held on to the land, and how it meant more to her than any amount of money offered by the builders. She questioned why she should be forced to sell. British resident Mark Harrison told of the emotional and financial stress suffered by members of his Residents Association, threatened with losing their land and paying huge infrastructure costs if the urbanisation plans go ahead. All spoke from their hearts. So it has been infuriating to read the response of the Valencian government in the local papers. Their position from the outset has been to discredit the delegation, cast spurious and unproven doubts on the integrity of its members and rubbish the reports findings. Instead of listening to people’s undoubted grievances they denied the existence of the thousands of petitions into urban planning abuses received by the Petitions Committee. Instead of addressing the serious and legitimate concerns of the delegation they insulted them and attempted to ridicule official representatives of the European Parliament. Instead of accepting the consequences of peoples rightful concerns into the security of their properties under Valencian land laws, they blamed the EU report for falling house sales. Instead of understanding that their unjust laws are themselves damaging the reputation of Valencia and putting people off buying houses here, they blame the Petitions Committee for publicising citizen’s complaints. A sad but clear case of blaming the messenger whilst ignoring the message. The truth is that I was going to talk about weddings this week because it is the start of the month of May and everyone seems to be getting married. A decision that can have serious consequences not only in the long, but also in the short term. For example, you suddenly find that the girl in the workshop is off for six weeks just when you need her most, or the fashion editor is on her honeymoon. But at the end of the day, despite the fact that 50% of married couples separate within the first few years, it seems that weddings are an unstoppable trend. What is more is that the total is multiplying because many of those who separate get married again. So it seems that there is no escape from the wedding gifts, blowouts and party clothes that seem to define the month of May. To get away from it all, the best thing is to hang out with a younger crowd –ideally 15-25 year olds– who are a lot less likely to talk to you about weddings, so we should listen to the younger generation. And the thing is that this week has brought a pleasant surprise: I met a student leader, who is a member of a serious student association that analyses educational issues and proposes clear, convincing and comprehensible solutions. This young man, Stefan Lukic, who is the president of the Federation of Higher Education Student Associations (Faavem), is of Rumanian extraction yet speaks perfect Valenciano. Lukic brings fresh ideas and boundless energy to a student organisation that has called a strike for the 10th May based on sound reasoning and lucid argument. The students are indignant, among other things, because Valencia’s regional Education ministry has announced three important laws over the last month without taking into account the opinions of the majority of associations that comprise the Valencian School Council. These three laws refer to issues that directly affect students: a decree that establishes on what grounds admission to any particular schoool is granted or denied, a decree determining the school curriculum, and a decree that defines the rights and obligations of the student body. You might be wondering what is this Valencian School Council to which the regional government pays so little heed? Well, it is a type of educational parliament made up of around a hundred people, representatives from the main teacher, parent, and student associations in the Valencian region. The regional government is obliged to present to the Valencian School Council its major planned initiatives so that they can be discussed, voted on and amendments proposed. As the regional government systematically ignores the proposals put forward by the council, its members decided to refuse to attend the last plenary session, staging, instead, a protest outside during which, with their mouths taped up, a statement was read, the gist of which was: “If they don’t listen, it’s better to keep quiet.” The photo shows Stefan Lukic, the president of the association that has called the strike on the 10th May, reading out the statement. What are the students ask- ing for? For the first time, instead of asking for things the students have proposed a series of amendments to the regional government’s plans, which they find distasteful, and which can be consulted on the association’s website (faavem .org). After thoroughly analysing the legal texts presented, the youngsters have found that they object strongly both to the regional government’s educational policies and the values that lie behind them. The texts on their website show that these are young people who make the effort, that they have analytical skills and know how to express their arguments to defend their point of view. Faced with such an unusual display, it is hard not to get excited: perhaps we can be optimistic about the future. There are some hard-working young people out there who are not afraid to defend their ideas no matter how powerful their opponents might be. Maybe things are not so bad after all despite the rise in the number of people getting married. Ignasi Mora La Vall de Gallinera The cloning of the world Since the Neolithic Age until four days ago, handmade craftwork was fashionable. However, as the 19th century began, industry began to prevail. These days, except for works of art, even endless patience and a full wallet will not guarantee enabling you to find something original. Whichever way you look at it, like a dusty old skull, craftwork belongs in museums or exhibitions about the past. It is for this reason that, if you go to buy a bidet, you will find two hundreds bidets that are all exactly the same. Either that or there will be a hundred expensive ones and a hundred cheaper ones. And that is all. Industrialisation was a giant step forward for the business world. While craftsmen would concentrate all their efforts on creating unique pieces, it occurred to wily business- men everywhere that, if these could be cloned thousands or even millions of times, the profits would be huge. All that was required to do so were those seemingly magical machines capable of churning out multiple duplicates of the original. And this is how the mechanical cloning of the world began in the 19th century. In fact, attempts to achieve mass production were being made long before this. Without having to look very far for an example, there is the printing industry. There is a world of difference in the potential profits to be made between employing a man to copy books by hand and using a printing machine. It does not take an economic genius to work out that printed copies can be sold at prices that guarantee soaring demand. When machines really began to manufacture an industrial world, their owners realised that their capacity to clone objects was almost infinite. After all, people were being tempted to buy the most unexpected things. This is because human beings tend to be addictive and once we try something new it is not long before it becomes a new necessity. What really clinched it, however, proved to be the spread of democracy, the belief that we all have the right to buy the same things, and, of course, advertising. Generally, humanity prefers quantity to quality because, if this were not the case, industry would not have prevailed. Leaving to one side those starving to death on one side of the planet, the rest of us prefer to eat one chicken a day –even if that chicken is sickly, flabby and practically tasteless– than one chicken a month that has been raised in the wild. As a consequence, nobody in their right minds these days takes the trouble to feed and maintain freerange chickens like the ones our grandparents used to eat. Among those most seriously affected by the substitution of craftsmanship by industry are theologians. More and more, they are being forced to abandon their obession with sex and more or less unorthodox sexual practice –an understandable obsession, without doubt, given their celibate lifestyle– and focus their attention instead on the total lack of soul found in mass-produced items. The reason being that we are inevitably being affected by this lack, and, if we have no souls, theologians will have nowhere to go but the dole office. EDITORIAL & OPINION May 4 - May 10 2007 Penny Clark from Alicante Age Appropriate Sometimes you have a birthday and feel that the age doesn’t suit you. Personally, I was okay up to about 40, but every digit after that seemed worrisome. I began to think those things your mother used to say – Can I still wear this? Is the bar brightly lit? Do you say ‘groovy’ anymore? And ageing is clearly sexist. Women can’t do ‘rugged’. Less men feel compelled to base their job prospects on their looks, and subsequently get into plastic surgery as a form of career maintenance. The cliché of the boss running off with the young secretary clearly isn’t about her dictation skills. The downhill slide is more noticeable if you had a perky frontage previously. I was astounded to discover recently that scientists believe breasts were impermanent prePleistocene times; they inflated and deflated like summer lilo’s. In fact, men would have actually found them a turnoff since they signalled a woman was already impregnated. And, once they had served their purpose for baby’s nutrition, they would have dwindled away. Imagine the horror! Not only crows feet (read: laughter lines) and chin hairs (read: erm, chin hairs) but disappearing boobs to signal that the prime of your life is over. So, maybe we should be grateful for evolution – for turning breasts into our life-long pals. After all, there isn’t much that a push-up bra and a pair of high heels can’t solve. Ageing must work from top to bottom for a reason. Babies grow proportionately from their head downwards i.e. first the brain and nervous system develop, then the limbs elongate and strengthen, until the child can sit, then stand, then walk. Similarly, we age that way – face and hair show the first signs of deterioration, but we are left with lovely knees. Who among us hasn’t had that awful shock when admiring a shapely pair of legs only to be startled when an ancient toothless crone’s face is attached? No? Just me then. Perhaps there is a clue in the way our relationships need to develop. As babies, our wide-eyed innocence is designed to appeal to the parents nurturing instinct, and ensure that we are looked after to grow into adulthood. As we age, find a life partner, and produce a family, there comes a time when attracting a mate is no longer useful. Our looks decline so that we can concentrate on more cerebral tasks without distraction. Luckily, our As Jenny Joseph said: “When I am old, I will wear purple, With a red hat which doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me.... ...And run my stick along the public railings And make up for the sobriety of my youth. I shall go out in my slippers in the rain And pick flowers in other people’s gardens And learn to spit.” eyesight often fails too, so we have no idea how rough we look. I have decided that if this is the game plan, there must be a way to see the positive in it. I’ll have to embrace my disreputable years to come! 55 56 NEWS FEATURE May 4 - May 10 2007 A little sister for Leonor The Infanta Sofía was an instant hit with her big sister, Leonor. Letizia has named the new bundle of joy after the queen, to thank her mother-in-law for the invaluable support she gave the princess as a newlywed. By Samantha Kett Pictures: EFE Anyone who was glued to the tennis on Sunday may have noticed, as Rafa Nadal battled it out with Argentinean rival Guillermo Cañas, the Infanta Cristina take a call on her mobile and then whisper something to her husband. As the Conde de Godó tournament carried on, its spectators blissfully unaware, crowds of camera-clicking reporters gathered outside a hospital in the capital, their collars turned up against the rain whilst munching chicken sandwiches. In the meantime, Queen Sofía was boarding a plane from Moscow where she had been at the funeral of violinist Mstislav Rostropóvich with her sister, Princess Irene of Greece, and fellow grandma-to-be Paloma Rocasolano was already hotfooting it to Madrid’s Clínica Ruber in her car. Four and a half hours after Princess Letizia was admitted to hospital, the media received a text message from the Royal Household reading, “Zarzuela Press. 17.28 hrs. HRH the Princess of Asturias has given birth to a girl.” For the first time in the history of the Spanish royal family, the gender of a royal baby was known before the birth. Later that night, Prince Felipe revealed that his new daughter had been born by caesarian section, weighing 3.31 kilos (7lb 5oz) and measuring 50cm (19.5”), and that mother and baby were both doing fine following a relatively quick labour with no complications. Letizia’s mum, Paloma Rocasolano, was by her daughter’s side throughout the birth, although it would take another two days for the rest of the extended family to come trickling in through the doors of the clinic to coo over the new royal. The Infanta Cristina’s three children, Juan, Pablo and Miguel, on seeing their newborn cousin, asked unceasing questions such as “why hasn’t she got teeth?” and “why is she so small?” Eighteen-month-old Leonor, born on Hallowe’en in 2005, visited her little sister for the first time on Tuesday with proud dad Felipe who announced that the bond between the girls was instantaneous. Leonor was clearly in raptures with the new addition to the household, not at all jealous – despite inevitable worries about sibling rivalry – and very reluctant to walk away and get back in the car with her father. As well as being able to grow up together, the proximity in age of Leonor and her sister will also have some very practical benefits, as the Infanta Cristina was quick to point out. “They’ll be able to wear each others’ cast-offs, like these three,” commented the Duchess of Palma de Mallorca, who described the new baby girl as ‘gorgeous’ and said she ‘looks just like Leonor’. BIG SISTER: Leonor is over the moon with baby Sofía “I had no idea she was going to be named after me” Naturally, speculation was rife for the next 36 hours about what the new baby was going to be called. All anybody knew was that she would be an ‘Infanta’ PROUD GRANDPARENTS: King Juan Carlos and Queen Sofía are thrilled with the latter’s new namesake like her sister, although Leonor will become the 36th Princess of Asturias when Felipe is crowned King of Spain. The title ‘Infante’, or ‘Infanta’ in the feminine, is given to all children of the King who do not hold the title of Prince or Princess of Asturias, and to all children of the latter who, again, are not classed as princes or princesses. It is a title that can also be granted, exceptionally, to others whom the royal family consider worthy of it. Unlike in many other countries, ‘Prince’ or ‘Princess’ is a title only held by those members of the royal family directly in line to the throne and their spouses – as is the case with Felipe, the eldest son of reigning monarch King Juan Carlos. Additionally, the question of changing the Spanish Constitution to allow firstborn females to take precedence over any younger brothers they may have in terms of succession to the throne – an issue that was raised after the birth of Leonor – will not be so pressing, given that the newborn is a girl. There will be no hurry to rectify this unless and until Letizia has a boy. As for the new Infanta’s christian name, barely had the umbilical cord been cut than Spanish national daily El País opened a discussion forum on its website for readers to come up with their own suggestions. There were a number who proposed Érika, in homage to Letizia’s sister who tragically took her own life at the beginning of February aged just 31. One reader, who identified himself as José, said the Infanta should be called Mayte after his girlfriend whose birthday it was that day; another, Marisa, declared, “as long as it isn’t Isabel or Almudena, I couldn’t care less,” whilst a few felt she should be given a more everyday, run-of-the-mill name given that Leonor is relatively unique. “Let’s have a nice, normal name, now – like Gumersinda,” jokes a reader who prefers to remain anonymous. It was those members of the public keen for the baby to be named Sofía, after her grandmother, who won the debate. The Queen was clearly delighted at the Prince and Princess’ decision, which was partly driven by the latter as a sign of her gratitude to Sofía for her unending support in helping Letizia adapt to her new life when she married Felipe. Queen Sofía, who said her namesake ‘doesn’t cry much’, confessed that she had had no idea that her eighth grandchild would be baptised in her honour. Although most of the country has been champing at the bit to see the baby pictures, Letizia is in no fit state to be photographed so soon after a caesarian operation and is unlikely to appreciate seeing her drawn and tired, if undeniably contented, face in the world’s glossies until she has had time to humanise herself. According to the Royal Household, the Princess and her new bundle of joy – along with an exhausted but happy Felipe and Paloma – should leave the clinic this afternoon, taking with them a huge collection of stuffed toys, flowers and balloons – presents from official figures from far and wide to welcome Sofía into the world. TRAVEL May 4 - May 10 2007 57 Beniarjó: Home of a legend Small it may be, but this often overlooked La Safor village boasts plenty of homegrown talent and a wealth of colourful and cosmopolitan fiestas... By Samantha Kett Given its diminutive size – the last census four years ago revealed that there were just 1,288 inhabitants – it comes as a surprise to learn that Beniarjó was the birthplace of one of the Comunitat Valenciana’s most venerated writers and had strong links to the renowned King Alfonso the Great. Fiercely proud of their local history and their region’s values and culture, eighty per cent of beniarjoleros speak valenciano as their first language. Originally a Moorish settlement, it was first recorded under the name of Benizerjó and came under the jurisdiction of Gandia until it became emancipated from the town’s rule, along with Almoines, in the midsixteenth century. Nowadays, Beniarjó’s economy is largely based on agriculture, particularly citrus farming, given the abundant orange groves along the banks of the river Serpis. This said, more and more new companies are setting up in the village, a factor that has lead to its steady population growth over the last few years. Poetic injustice Beniarjó’s greatest claim to fame is arguably that of being the birthplace of Ausiàs March, in 1397. One of the most renowned poets of Mediaeval Spain, March was born into a noble family of distinguished writers, including his father, Pedro; his uncle, Jaime, and his cousin Arnau. Lord of Beniarjó and neighbouring Pardines and Verniga, Ausiàs had already been knighted at the age of 22 by Alfonso V who he served for many years, taking part in expeditions to Corsica and Cerdeña and working for the King’s company in Sicily and North Africa, chasing pirates away from the Spanish coast. As well as being a loyal servant of Alfonso the Great, Ausiàs was a great personal friend of his and fellow lover of literature. Ausiàs married Isabel Martorell in 1437, the sister of Joan Martorell, author of Valencian classic Tirant lo Blanch – a novel that is indisputably the region’s answer to Don Quijote insofar as it is the epitome of the Comunitat’s literary history. Their domestic bliss was short-lived as Isabel died two years later – in fact, Ausiàs had very little luck in marriage, since his second wife, Joana Escorna, also passed away in 1443. Although neither of the two women left him an heir, the poet is recorded as having four illegitimate children, presumably thanks to the number of concubines he kept. Ausiàs left us 128 poems in total, all in valenciano in the original and breaking with the contemporary tradition of pastoral literature. His works are, ironically, an analysis of morals and read as a tragic and anguished fight between good and bad. Difficult to interpret, Ausiàs’ verse centres on sin and virtue, pain and death, being heavily influenced by Aristotle, Dante and Petrarch. His poems did not become widespread until long after his death in 1459 – in fact, they were not translated into castellano until a century later. However, to the people of La Safor, he was and will continue to be an icon, with streets and buildings and even a high school in Gandia named after him. In his town of birth, Beniarjó, the family palace BENIARJÓ: A small town with big literary traditions is little more than a ruin now. It passed into the hands of the Medinacelis, who also had a palace in El Verger next to the Cremallera tower, in the 17th century. The new owners systematically dismantled the building in order to sell the construction materials. Oddly enough, the best-preserved part is the cistern used to supply water to the palace – this has been restored and is now a tourist attraction. Even the Sant Marc chapel, annexed to the palace, was demolished when the church of Sant Joan Baptista was built in the mid-twentieth century. This new place of worship also doubles up as an art gallery, where a permanent exhibition of local works is on display. Street sounds swirling through the town It is hardly a revelation that Ausiàs March’s na- N tive town would somehow honour him in its annual fiestas. Every April, at the same time as the festival of traditional music and dance, the Senyoriu d’Ausiàs March poetry competition is held and awards given in their unofficial patron saint’s name. Another music and dance festival takes place in the second half of August and, like the first, involves participants from Africa, the Americas, Europe and Asia performing their indigenous arts in the street – an event not to be missed for anyone who is fascinated by popular culture on a global level. Also in April is the fiesta of Sant Marc, the ‘official’ patron saint, where the Ball de la Bandera (dance of the flag) and les Caixes de sant Marc, both dances that originate from 15thcentury Florence, are performed in the open air. N Ausiàs in English The works of Ausiàs March have been translated into English for the first time in their 500-year history and a tri-lingual edition (in Spanish, English and valenciano) will shortly hit the shelves. Translator of the English text, Manuel Ángel Conejero Dionís-Bayer, a playwright, drama teacher and university dean, won an OBE for his Spanish translation of the works of Shakespeare in 1992. Look out for Ausiàs in a bookshop near you. A mad man’s art? First verse of Ausiàs March’s poem, Quien no está triste deje mi lectura, in castellano and in English: Quien no está triste deje mi lectura o en algún tiempo no haya triste estado, y el que es de males mal apasionado, obscuridad no busque a su tristura. Lea mis versos, mi razón turbada, sin algún arte muestra de hombre loco, y la razón que en tal dolor me apoco sábela amor, por quien la causa es dada. AUSIÀS: Friend of royalty and literary legend Whoever is not sad, stop reading my words Or who has never sad been, And who is sick with passion Look not for darkness in your sadness. Read my verses, my perturbed reason, If it reveals any of a mad man’s art And the reason that, in so much pain, daunts me Call it love, for whom the cause is given. An image of the Virgin Mary in the parish church of Sant Joan Baptista 58 May 4 - May 10 2007 LEGAL AND FINANCE ASKtheexpert... Nothing in this or any previous edition of the publication known as thinkSPAIN/today constitutes financial, investment, legal or other form of advice. All of Think Press SL, that is the company’s owners and employees together with any third parties contracted by Think Press SL assume no responsibility whatsoever for any information contained in this publication and disclaim all liability in respect of such information. Think Press SL is not responsible for the content of any article, text or advertisement published in this edition, or content which a reader may be able to access from reading any such article, text or advertisement. Marc White legal expert Manuel Martín legal expert Q Q Does a nilrate band discretionary trust still work after the recent UK test case? A The most common form of inheritance tax (IHT) planning in the UK between married couples is now under threat as a result of a recent test case. The way in which the scheme is set up requires a married couple to place the value of the family home into a discretionary trust for the heirs on the first death of the couple - up to the nilrate band currently of £300,000 (about 450,000€) and in the form of an IOU. This planning method can save families up to £120,000 (around 180,000€), as it allows the deceased spouse to pass on money to the heirs (commonly the children) through the trust, rather than first leaving the sum to their husband or wife which simply increases the IHT liability upon second death. The property must also be owned as Tenants in Common for this to work. However, in the test case of Phizackerley v HMRC, which was heard in February, it was ruled that the money owed by Mr Phizackerley to the trust set up under his wife’s will did not qualify as a reduction in the value of his estate on his death. The judgment turned on the fact that he had apparently funded the property entirely, as his wife who died first had not worked or contributed financially during the marriage. It is not possible to determine the broader impact of this case however as it can be distinguished on its facts, although it is safe to say that it has brought uncertainty to what was once a tried and tested means of reducing IHT. Marc White LL.B. (English solicitor). See advert in this section for further contact details. © White & Baos 2007 – All rights reserved. The need to take independent legal advice at an early stage when dealing with the administration of an English will is clear. Subject to time limits a Deed of Variation can be entered into whereby the provisions of the will can be varied by the named beneficiaries and any new beneficiaries. It may still be beneficial to create a discretionary trust by means of the Deed of Variation route and the tax savings can be significant, although each situation will be different and specialist advice is required. I hope the above is useful, and please feel free to give either myself or Carlos Baos a call on 96 642 61 85, or send an email to info@whitebaos.com if you wish to discuss the above or any other issue. When buying a property, is it wise to pay over money without the advice of a lawyer? We have put down a £3,000 (4,500€) deposit for an unbuilt property in San Javier, Murcia. Next month we are to pay 35 per cent of the costs. We have not engaged a lawyer as we have been told it will not be necessary until the final payment is due in June 2008. Is this correct or is it unwise to pay over this money without the advice of a lawyer? A It would be wise to find a solicitor to verify all aspects of the purchase. I will summarise the situations which I have encountered in my experience as a solicitor dealing with conveyancing: Buyer buys property with charges, encumbrances and other debts. Buyer buys property that has never been registered. Buyer buys a property with perfectly clean title, registered, taxes paid up to date: how- ever, the property they bought is not the one they had seen. They had relied on a description and some land registry details which simply corresponded to another property. Buyer hands over a deposit to someone purporting to be owner, who subsequently disappears. Buyer purchases a property with tenants living legally. They decided not to use their priority rights to purchase the property and substitute the purchaser, but they stayed in the house for a while, using the protection Manuel Martín, Spanish lawyer, can be contacted at C/ Castaños 22, 5ºB, E-03001 Alicante. Tel. (0034) 96 516 16 06; Fax. (0034) 96 521 71 11; Mobile (0034) 635 545 142. Email: mbmartin@abogados.de. Take a look at www.spanish-lawyers.info. English and Spanish Lawyers, specialising in property conveyancing, offering a level of client care second to none. Initial consultation FREE. Ctra. Moraira-Calpe, Urb. 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The developer’s company is wound up, and the buyer is still litigating for his money back, together with several tens of creditors. As you can see, many things may go wrong, all of which can be avoided by seeking sound legal advice. In my opinion, you should always look for an independent lawyer when purchasing property in Spain, and in your case, before you hand over your 35 per cent of the purchase price. www.mglegalconsulting.com Tel. 96 574 89 65 E-mail: elizabeth@mglegalconsulting.com Pla Carretero Law Firm Property Law Conveyancing Commercial Law Crime Personal Injury Family Law Wills, Trust & Probate Debts Recovery C/ Sertorio, 2 - Esc. A - Pta. 3 Edificio Adumar 2 03730 Jávea (Alicante) Litigation Tel. 96 579 68 02 Fax 96 579 67 96 Mobile 620 261 314 www.Jávea-solicitors.com albertopla@iurismedia.com May 4 - May 10 2007 LEGAL AND FINANCE Tel. 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Ferrari scored 15.400 to pip Tweddle on 15.250, while Alina Kozich of Ukraine finished with the bronze in Amsterdam. Tweddle’s medal was Britain’s second of the championships following a silver for Daniel Keatings in the pommel. James leads England’s James Toseland extended his lead in the World Superbikes championship to 32 points with a victory and second place at the Dutch Grand Prix in Assen. The Ten Kate Honda rider dominated race one, only briefly losing the lead to Troy Bayliss before coming home ahead of Nori Haga and Rubén Xaus. Race two was closer, with Toseland and Bayliss locked in a tense battle. The lead changed hands four times on lap 20 before Bayliss snatched victory from Toseland right on the line. Toseland missed out on his first double win by 0.009 secs. He said: “I had to ride so fast around the last lap I braked a bit deep.” Sammy’s job Sammy Lee has been confirmed as the new manager of Bolton Wanderers. Lee, 48, takes over at the Reebok Stadium after the resignation of Sam Allardyce. Lee said: “I’m delighted about the prospect. “It is a great legacy that Sam has left and it is my job now to carry that forward.” Lee, became a coach at Bolton in June 2005, and it is his job as a manager after a successful coaching career with Liverpool, England and Bolton. Allardyce, who has a holiday home in Moraira, has been linked with the Manchester City job as it is believed Stuart Pearce will to become England under 21 boss. TWO-GOAL JOAQUÍN IS A VALENCIA HERO The top three La Liga teams won at the weekend but Barcelona made hard work of beating Valencia’s Levante 1 - 0. A first half goal by Eto’o was enough but Levante, fighting relegation, also created chances to at least gain a draw. Sevilla held on to second spot, a point behind the leaders, after a 3 - 1 victory over Espanyol and Real Madrid are a point behind after a convincing David Beckhaminspired 1 - 4 win at Athletic Bilbao. Valencia moved back up to the Champions League spots after beating Recreativo 2 - 0 on Saturday evening. The visitors are chasing a European spot themselves, held their own until a defence splitting pass on 60 minutes from David Villa created Joaquín’s first goal at the Mestalla. Three minutes later the former Real Betis winger got on the end of David Silva’s lifted pass to volley home his second and wrap things up. Each of the bottom five sides, fighting to avoid the three relegation spots were beaten. Gimnàstic lost 0 - 3 to Villarreal, Real Sociedad went down 1 - 0 defeat at Getafe and Celta lost 0 - 3 to Mallorca. A last minute goal from Sergio García gave fifthplaced Zaragoza a 2 - 2 draw at Osasuna, and Racing Santander and Deportivo played out a 0 - 0 draw. Atlético de Madrid lost Spain striker Fernando Torres late on in the 0 - 0 with Betis. In Division Two Valladolid celebrated promotion with a 1 - 1 draw against thirdplaced Real Murcia on Sun- TWO GOAL HERO: Joaquín (left) celebrates with David Silva day lunchtime. The top three spots looked wrapped up by secondplaced Almería went down 3 - 0 to Xerez. Three of the four relegation spots appear to have name- tags on them after Lorca lost 2 - 3 to Tenerife, and Ponferradina and Vecindario drew 3 - 3. The last spot is wide open with nine teams separated by just five points with seven games still to go. (29.04.07) Almería could still be mathematically promoted next weekend because fourthplaced Ciudad de Murcia were held to a 1 - 1 draw by Castellón. Rafael wins battle of the surfaces Rafael Nadal edged arch-rival Roger Federer in a thrilling decider in the “battle of the surfaces” in Mallorca. The world’s top two players slugged it out in an exhibition match on a half-clay, half-grass court before the Spaniard prevailed 7-5 4-6 7-6 (12-10). Nadal broke Federer on both grass and clay to take the opening set before the Swiss broke on clay to level the match. The players traded breaks in the third set before clay king Nadal edged out the grass master in a tie-break. Federer, Wimbledon champion for the last four years, has won 48 consecutive matches on grass, while double French Open champion Nadal has won 72 straight matches on clay. Nadal became only the second player to win the Barcelona Open three times in a row after beating Guillermo Cañas 6-3 6-4 in Sunday’s final. One break in each set was enough to give Nadal victory and help the Spaniard emulate the achievements of former world number one Mats Wilander. It extended his record-winning streak on clay to 72 matches. The world number two has now won 20 career titles, 15 of them on clay. cap Arthur has died aged 79 The last man to play both football and cricket for England has been given parliamentary recognition, a week after his death. Arthur Milton, who died aged 79 in Bristol, made six Test appearances for England between 1958 and 1959. His sole cap for the national football side came in a 2-2 draw with Austria in 1951. MP David Drew has tabled a Commons motion, recognising what he said was a ‘great contribution to sport’. He described him as “a true son of the West Country” who remained a gentleman throughout. As a footballer, Mr Milton scored 21 goals in 84 appearances for Arsenal and was a member of their First Division title-winning side in 1953. He joined Bristol City in February 1955, helping them to promotion to the old Division Two before retiring from the game at the end of that season. In cricket, he enjoyed a successful 26-year career with Gloucestershire, and took one cap for England in 1951. Milton captained the side in 1968 and scored more than 32,000 first-class runs at an average of 33. A keen follower of greyhound racing in his later years, he remained a hugely popular figure in Bristol sporting circles. Gooners win cup Arsenal Ladies became the first British club to win the UEFA Women’s Cup after a tense second-leg stalemate. The Gunners rode their luck at times, Umea substitute Ramona Bachmann hitting the post and Marta curling a free kick against the bar. Home keeper Emma Byrne also denied Bachmann, while Jayne Ludlow headed Arsenal’s best chance just wide. Alex Scott’s first-leg winner proved the difference as Arsenal were crowned champions of Europe. www.portzgen-dowen.es 62 SPORT May 4 - May 10 2007 SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT Captain wins the battle of giants at Eurogolf St George celebrated at Altorreal For what has become an annual event, this year Cheers Golf Society returned to Altorreal for the St George’s Day competition. The course was good and although there were reports from some quarters of the greens being a bit slow there were some good scores returned. With only one or two changes to handicaps the winners of the competitions were: Pat Payne 36 on countback, 2 Ray Fleming 36 points, 3 Patrick Tye 31 on countback. Best Front Nine G e o r g e Faulkner18 points Best Back Nine T e d Foster 17 points Nearest the pins Ted Foster and Pat Payne, longest drives Jim Spiers and Pat Payne. The next competition is at Alicante Golf on May 24 with the first tee at 13.00 hrs. Information and list is on the board and so please get names on list as soon as possible. The next meeting is on May at 18.00 hrs at Cheers Bar and Restaurant, Eagles’ Nest. For more information ring Tony Wolff, president on 96 679 11 60 or George Faulkner, secretary on 96 676 42 30 or mob 659 691 550 or come along to the meeting and join in. Scrambled Las Ramblas played a Fourball Texas Scramble that was won by Joe Rothery, Tony Bedson, Peter Jenkinson and Doug Wright with a net 61.2. This just beat the 61.3 posted by Dave Pulling, Mick Brentnall, Norman Page and Tony Brooks. The singles Stableford results were: Category One: 1 Joe Rothery 42, 2 Barry Shearman 41, 3 Ken Robertson 39. Category Two: John McCloy 41, 2 Brian Dent 40, 3 Geoff Biggerstaff 39. Twos Club: Olga Haubner, Hugh Whorrisky, John Silverosa. On Friday the winners and runners up came from the first fourball. Geoff Biggerstaff was paired with Ron Percival and Doug Wright with Reg Akehurst. It was level for holes but the former drew away to clock up 51 points and win by five. COMPETITORS: Escuela de Golf players at Oliva Nova Alex sets new record The Par 3 at Oliva Nova Golf provided its usual difficulties as the juniors battled for pars and irdies during their competition last Sunday. Congratulations to Zack, 13, who took the Intermediate trophy on his debut. In spite of pre/tournament nerves Zack managed to steady himself and go on to beat his fellow competitors with some excellent golf. Alex Oak-Rhind, 14, took the Advanced title with a new Escuela de Golf record of three under par over 15 holes. Charlie Parkin, 6, won his second gold medal and the Beginners title. Ben Christey-Clover from the Escuela de Golf said “It was a great day and really good to see so many young students out on the course but for me Marina golfers clinic Marina Alta held their first golf clinic at Oliva Nova hosted by Paul Tolley. Another clinic with Paul will follow in around seven weeks. Members will be advised in due course. On Monday we played on the best golf course on The Costa Blanca, Alicante Golf. What a pleasure it is to do business with the staff and management at this course. Once again all our members were singing the praises of the course staff and the condition they keep the course in. There are now temporary greens on four holes but they are as good as any greens in the area. The twos competition had two winners, Ray Kane and Noel Eastwell. Nearest the pin prizes went to Alastair Catchpole, Julie Eastwell, Jamie Jeakins and Dianne Fraser. The main competition saw our very first win double as secretary Noel Eastwell and wife Julie took top spots in their respective divisions. Noel scored 41 points to win Division A from Sean Rainey who scored 39 points. Meanwhile Julie scored 40 points to win Division B from the birthday girl, Eileen Gardner who scored 37 points. Next Monday we travel south again to play El Plantío with a first tee time at 10.00 hrs so all players should arrive and pay their green fees before 09.15 hrs. We still have some spaces for anyone who wish to come along. one student in particular stood out on the day for her tenacity and encouragement throughout the afternoon. Lauren, 6, was fantastic, she smiled as she worked through her practice routine on every shot and never stopped encouraging all her fellow competitors as well as those in other divisions. As a result I was very proud to present her with the Personal Achievement Award.” Mention must also be made of Daniel Rowlands, 14, who came second in the Advanced category with two under par and Louis Curtis, 6, who came second in the Intermediate category and Aston, 6, who came second in the Beginners. Well done also to Luke Curtis, 13, who won the Nearest the Pin prize on Hole 1. Skipper wins match Outgoing San Javier captain Alex McLennan and members were at Hacienda to play in either Stableford or Medal competitions. The tees were moved forward to allow all levels of handicap players to reach the greens. The first three players had a net 72, and places were decided on countback. The result was that Alex won, second was Bob Marksman and third was David Williams. Alan Masters had a net 73 playing off three. The Stableford was won by Dave Wilcox with 36 points. He was closely followed by Les Carr and Graham Haywood, on 35 but Les came second on countback. The best guest score was 47 points by John Storey. The longest drive for men on the 18th was won by Bob Gallard and the nearest the pins were won by Trevor Hobbs, Bob Marksman, Alan Masters and Dave Cook. The best ladies score went to Jan Floyd. At the captain’s dinner guests included the President of AECC, José Juan Aniorte and his wife, who accepted a cheque for 1,250 euros from Alex, money raised from the Allan Rae Memorial event. A further 400 euros was raised during the evening. Awards: Summer Knockout Paul Matthews, Winter Knockout Alan Masters. Allan Rae Memorial Trophy - Bob Gallard and a medal was presented to all 24 team members. Golfer of the Year: Barry Floyd. Eurogolf played the annual challenge between the captain and vice captain’s teams. The first match out was between Ian, the captain, and his wife and vice-captain Nigel and his. After nine holes there was only one stroke separating them but Nigel’s wife started playing well and came in with 20 points on the back nine. This combined with Nigel playing his usual consistent par golf meant that they came home winners by six shots and got the first point for the yellow team. After eight matches the score was 7 - 1 in favour of Yellow but things slowly started to improve for the Blues and at the halfway stage the Blues had dragged it back to a deficit of only two points. After 21 matches it was all square and the lead changed hands several times before with one match still on the course it was all square at 13 ½ points to each team. Last year the match ended in a draw and it all came down to a three foot putt on the 18th for Nigel’s team to halve the match but it was missed and the 2007 Challenge went to the captain. The winning pairs were: 1 Julián Frutos and Paula Fearn, 2 Alan Albon and Harry Armstrong, 3 Rudi Muller and Irene Stewart. Nearest the pins: Graham Fearn, Mike Harris, Dick V Dorp, Alan Robson. Charl’s title South Africa’s Charl Schwartzel captured the Spanish Open on Sunday. Schwartzel finished on a 16-under-par total of 272 to take the 450,000 dollars first prize, a 15-foot eagle putt on the long 16th giving the 22year-old from Johannesburg a huge boost in a late duel with Spain’s Carlos Rodiles. In the end Schwartzel finished one shot ahead of Indian Jyoti Randhawa, who carded a final round of 67 to finish on a total of 273, with Rodiles finishing a further shot back. WWW.PERETOESTATES.COM SPORT May 4 - May 10 2007 63 SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT La Nucía just too good for Jávea Missed opportunity Torrevieja 1 Castellón 1 La NucÍa 3 Jávea 0 Just two points now separate Jávea from the unthinkable: relegation to the Primera Regional. La NucÍa have proved that a bit of money and a bit of organisation can do wonders. They’ve taken the Regional Preferente by storm and led the table for much of the campaign. Although there is no automatic promotion to the Third Division, it is likely that they will be one of the favourites to win a second successive promotion. La NucÍa bundled home the opener when Chamorro Jávea kept plugging away and Juanma had a great chance but his effort was saved and seconds later Álex Cuadrado powered a header into the side netting. La Nucía were all over Jávea in the second period and just before the hour gained a penalty converted by Line. Then Izquierdo found space on the left-hand side of the box and made it 3 - 0. As the game drew to its inevitable conclusion, both David Ivars and substitute Salva Costa had halfchances but failed to give their fans anything to cheer about. Future is in the balance We are now unfortunately in the middle of a relegation battle that will shape the future of the club, writes Mark Catlin. This will be even more difficult as three of our last four games are against teams fighting for a play-off spot, although three of these games are at home. So all these people that tell me Jávea are too big a club to go down had better wake up and smell the coffee. In football you reap what you sow and in honesty I was defending our recent run of draws because in a relegation battle you need to grind out results, which to our credit we were doing. But in the last few weeks this has stopped and once again we have adopted the losing habit. This has to stop and stop now. There can be no excuses, the players of our club have to pull the shirt on and for the next four games be willing to die for it. This does not mean they have to become an undisciplined bunch of psychos, but it does mean that they have to work and battle for every tackle as if their lives depended on it. Managerless Torry earned a point but should have come away with all three, writes Andrés Hermida. There were incredible misses by Santi Villa and Sorian but they lacked any attacking fluency. With Fernando and Pedro Cordero in charge the 2,000 crowd hoped for a more attacking play, but in the first half Corcoles was left alone again being manhandled by some giant defenders, especially in the first 15 minutes. But Torry only had themselves to blame for not grabbing the opportunities when they arose. Santi Villa took a free kick outside the box in the 15th minute but it went just over the bar, and Torry were determined to take the game to the visitors. They earned their first corner in the 19th minute when Meijide shot over and two minutes Santi Villa fired straight at the keeper when he should have scored. Castellón went ahead in the 35th minute when Arana scored from a free kick but their joy was short-lived when a minute later a clearance found Corcoles, although being hassled by a defender, managed to push the ball pass the keeper for the equaliser. In the second half Castellón began to play possession football and Torry started to back pedal. In the 60th minute Torry sent on Iván Ángel comes on for Polanco. Santi Villa moved to the left wing and Soriano into the middle to partner Corcoles, and suddenly the four-man attack began to charge the visitors’ goal. But two misses the first in the 71st minute an unmarked Santi Villa fired wide from in front IN CONTROL: Torry’s Corcoles on the ball of goal and Soriano did the same thing in the 78th. Torry continued to attack but try as they might they were unable to get the breakthrough. As a consequence continue to stumble into the play-offs, especially with Novelda winning 4 - 1. They are only two points behind Torry but Ontinyent drew 3 - 3 at home with Torry’s next opponents, Puzol, and Torry stay level on points with them. Villarreal won 2 - 0 at Dolores so they are now three points ahead of Torry and it is becoming too close for comfort. On Sunday Torry are away at Puzol on Sunday, kick-off 18.00 hrs. Two coaches have been booked for this game. Please telephone Pat Stewart for travel arrangements on 96 678 63 52 or 628 942 088 or visit the Torry army website www.fctorrevieja. com Promotion dream ends as Altea miss chances Thader 2 Altea 1 Altea have all but kissed goodbye to promotion to the Third division after this narrow defeat to an excellent Thader side, writes Matthew Bell. Only two points have been gained in the last three games, all against high-flying opponents and so far Altea have lost 19 points at home this season. A draw would have been a good result against a team had won 11 out of the last 13. Thader tore into Carrete’s men and after seven minutes Pascual sliced a clearance straight to Víctor who lashed it into the net. Wave after wave of attack was launched but Altea started to play good football, Mario gained a grip on the midfield while Mara and Manu looked a threat upfront. Four times the linesman’s flag stopped Altea in their tracks and the agitation amongst the home fans was evident as Altea came more and more into the game. In a carbon copy of the winning goal against Hércules Mario picked up the ball, evaded a couple of challenges and played in Ángel who levelled the scores just before the half time whistle. The second half saw some more excellent football and Altea must have had 70 per cent of the play, but could not land a killer blow. The ball was moved around well and Thader seemed quite content with the score, sitting back and absorbing the pressure from the visitors who had not lost away from home for six months. The game’s turning point came with 15 minutes to go as Parra slalomed his way into the box and fizzed over a cross which managed to evade both Mara, Manu and Ángel who all slid in to apply the finishing touch. In the 79th minute Mario lost possesion in midfield, the ball was passed down the inside channel for Adrián to beat the onrushing Tomás to win the game. TOMÁS BEATEN: Thader strike Peter Hulls 64 SPORT May 4 - May 10 2007 SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORT SPORTS The race is on SHORTS Marlon out West Indies have sprung a surprise by dropping batsman Marlon Samuels for the forthcoming Test series in England. The selectors have chosen a 15-man squad which includes five pacemen and two seam-bowling all-rounders, but no specialist spinner is named. Ravi Rampaul and Darren Sammy, who have appeared in one-day internationals but not Tests, have been selected. The side will be captained by batsman Ramnaresh Sarwan and the first of four Tests begins at Lord’s on May 17. Iván quits Iván Basso has quit the Discovery Channel team following the reopening of an investigation into his role in a Spanish doping scandal. The Giro d’Italia champion asked to be released immediately from his contract, citing personal reasons. He faces an Italian Olympic Committee hearing on Wednesday on charges of having used or attempted to use a banned substance or method. Basso, who has always denied doping, was suspended by his team last week. He said: “It is important that everyone knows this was 100 per cent my decision.” Tim in jail Former world 100 metres recordholder Tim Montgomery faces up to four years in jail after admitting his role in a scheme that involved backing counterfeit cheques worth about 3.5 million euros. Montgomery set the record in 2002 but was stripped of it in 2005 after he was found guilty of using banned substances. Eleven other people have been charged. IN ACTION: Desafío Español (left) racing this week LIVERPOOL IN ATHENS FINAL The dream lives on for Liverpool but it is over for Manchester United and Chelsea. Liverpool, winners of a titannic battle with Chelsea that was decided with a penalty shoot-out, will face AC Milan in the Champions League final in Athens on May 23. Manchester United, 3 - 2 winners at Old Trafford a week ago, could not preserve their lead at San Siro and were roundly beaten 3 - 0 in the second leg. Milan scored twice in the first half, the first coming from the irrepressible Kaka to add to the double he scored in Manchester. Seedorf added the second and substitute Gilardino put away the third in the 78th minute. Kaka was the key to Milan’s victory as he outshone Cristiano Ronaldo. United’s patched up defence, without Río Ferdinand, looked shaky throughout and the result was that it always looked likely to crack under pressure. Likewise the United attack malfunctioned with Ronaldo and Rooney rarely promising to make a breakthrough. Chelsea’s dreams of an un- MAN OF THE MATCH: AC Milan star Kaka precented four trophies in a season took another knock when Dirk Kuyt cancelled out Joe Cole’s Stamford Bridge goal. The teams battled through to the penalty shoot-out where Pepe Reina became Liverpool’s hero, saving two penalties to see his team safely into the Athens final. It remains to be seen if Steven Gerrard can lift the trophy a second time as he believes his team is stronger. Veterans stage showpieces in Elche and Dénia Dénia Veterans travelled to Elche to play a triangular tournament with Dings Crusaders from Bristol and the host club. The first match saw a rather jaded Dings narrowly beat Elche by three tries to two. The second match saw Dé- nia also overcome the hosts by three tries to one. The last game was played at a sedentary pace with neither side showing much enthusiasm for contact but the touring team from Bristol scored three tries to make them champions. On Sunday Dénia hosted Boitsfort Veterans from Belgium and Wallingford (UK). The late withdrawal of Combe Down (UK) did little to dampen the enthusiasm of all the teams in a truly international day for the club. The Dénia v Boitsfort game was the closest with a narrow 17 - 10 victory for the home side. Wallingford who have just won their League proved a little too strong. A 24 - 7 win against Boitsfort Vets and a 21 - 7 win over Dénia saw Wallingford triumphant. Great win puts Vila almost in second division La Vila gained a spectacular triumph in the first leg of the final play-off game to decide the team to be promoted to the Spanish second division − División Honor B. The Villajoyosa club wanted to win by sufficient points to take an unassailable advantage into the away leg next weekend in Madrid and did so 55 - 13. On the 20th minute mark winger fly half Pablo scored the opening try, converted by Agustín Gómez. Two minutes later flanker Steve Herrington notched the second but Gómez missed the conversion. Arquitectura then scored two penalties but La Vila then turned up the pressure for an unconverted try in the far corner. Then Fernando Cabanillas scored the final try of the half, converted by Agustín Gómez for a half time score of 24 – 6. In the second half man of the match Agustín Gómez scored in the corner and converted. He then converted a penalty try and from the restart Vila fullback Óscar David scored a converted try followed by an unconverted try from Hooker Pablo. Fly half Pablo Pereyra then made a 50 metre break which resulted in a penalty and an unconverted try for Lucas Merino. Arquitectura scored a consolation try. The second leg in Madrid is on Sunday at 12.00 hrs. The club is organising a bus for supporters to Madrid on Sunday leaving at 05.00 hrs. Return ticket 30.00 euros. The juniors travel to Marbella for the second leg of the Spanish championship semi-finals. Issue No: 209 Manchester City midfielder Ousmane Dabo is threatening legal action against team-mate Joey Barton following their training ground bust-up on Tuesday. Dabo, 31, was left unconscious and with a bruised eye after Barton’s attack. “I went to turn around, he hit me and knocked me out. He is a despicable coward, it wasn’t a fair fight,” Dabo told L’Equipe. “I am disfigured. “This is why I am in serious talks with my lawyers to see what I can do. This should not be allowed to happen.” Valid only with a purchased newspaper Dabo sues Desafío finished a minute ahead of their opponents. Italians Luna Rossa Challenge are now level with Oracle at the top of the table with Team New Zealand third as they bid to challenge Alinghi. Round robin standings: BMW Oracle Racing 27, Luna Rossa Challenge 27, Emirates Team New Zealand 24, Desafío Español 2007 21, Victory Challenge 18, Mascalzone Latino - Capitalia Team 16, Team Shosholoza 14, Areva Challenge 13, 9+39 Challenge 6, United Internet Team Germany 5, China Team 3. Client Token United States challengers BMW Oracle lost their first race at the Louis Vuitton Cup in Valencia as Spanish hopefuls, Desafío Español, stormed to a great victory. Oracle recovered to beat Team New Zealand in their second race to stay at the top of the rankings. Desafío climbed up to fourth place in the table and team boss Agustín Zulueta said: “We proved we can compete with the big teams and it was a great performance to beat the only boat with a 100 per cent record.”