a copy of the 2005 Crumpler catalogue

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without a cause…
Whoah what was that? This tin can’s shakin like a donation
(Randy’s ship hits an asteroid…)
Skandal, the greatest rock…
me fretboard… But she said this trip will make u, Randy
food out of a toothpaste container with zero gravity freakin up
Tongue, lookin for a planet with evil inhabitants n tryin to eat
helmet of me own, flyin thru space on a ship called Hugh’s
shaped like a banana wearin a helmet that I’d end up with a
I gnu when that group-e said to swallow her pink plastic pill
…And our hero was without form, in
totally bad form, + darkness was upon
his face…
Hugh’s Tongue, we have a problem…
Like, I have gone down in a flamin crash, I am like George
Thoroughbad & Destroyed, I am Budd-e Holed, I am Jimmi
Endixed, I am Kurt Crashbrained, I am, like, down, down,
down, among the dead spacemen, without a song in my
hard hat, this is the end, my only fiend, I am a teardrop in
the eye of the space god, I am a uranus ring that’s been
jupiter mooned, I am…
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Messenger Bags [FREAKY Forest]
Laptop Bags [DROWN TOWN]
Computer Backpack [KOOKY Cave]
Photo/Laptop Backpack [HELL’S HONEYPOT]
Photo Bags [TRASH CITY]
Pouches [DEATH Mountain]
CRUMPLER hall of fame [BAG SIZing GUIDE]
OKAY, Doot!… I have survived! All the hairs on my chest
are singin… As long as I know how to strut I know I’ll feel
alive, stayin aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive… ha, hive. Gimee room
for a solo on the pop song of this planet, baby…
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Messenger Bags
Randy Skandal meets a strange, Tree-like
creature, who sets him on his quest…
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The Status Belly, The Maurice
Doot, like, u r a strange, Tree-like
creature…
5 Colours
I am that of which you speaketh, Randy Skandal.
And how do u know my name, u freakin scary piece of
not shaved enuff underarm hair?
I have been waiting for you, to guide you on your quest…
And what is my quest, doot? What am I doin on your
pale yellow/light bronze
light blue/navy
SB-02A
SB-03A
light orange/dk red
light oatmeal/dk brown
lime/mint green
SB-05A
SB-04A
SB-01A
like too scary planet with weird shrubs like I used
to see when me grandma opened her—
—You are on this planet to fulfil your
dusty knee, Randy!
And what’s that, doot?
To meet strange creatures, survive scary
worlds, find the hidden Toon, reach Crumply
Land and become the greatest rock starreth in
the unicycleverse—
—Yr one freestylin, piece of pube gone wrong, doot—
—Yes, but beware… Should you fail in your quest you will
2 Sizes
turn into a hideous lifeform…
A6 handbag, small w/ 3 pockets
(1 zipped) & adj shoulder strap
I am no way afraid, doot. I can love handle anything…
A5 handbag, large w/ 3 pockets
(1 zipped) & adj shoulder strap –
Large handbag
The Status Belly
The Maurice
SB-+
MR-+
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The Quarfie
A5 bag, w/ 3 pockets (1 zipped) & adj
shoulder strap – large handbag
gun metal
dk red/red
QU-01A
QU-02A
blue/light blue
lime/mid green
QU-03A
QU-04A
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dk brown/pale blue/white
WL-01A
The Western Lawn
A4 bag, 5 pockets & adj shoulder strap
lime/mint green/white
navy/royal blue/pale blue
WL-02A
WL-03A
dk red/white/red
WL-04A
royal blue/white/navy
gun metal/light grey/white
WL-05A
WL-06A
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black/dk purple/mid purple
black/lime/mid green
navy/blue/light blue
BR-02A
BR-03A
BR-04A
The Barney Rustle Blanket
A4 bag, 4 pockets (1 zipped) & adj padded
shoulder strap, 3rd leg
black/dk orange/light orange
BR-01A
gun metal/mid grey/light grey
black/dk red/red
BR-05A
BR-06A
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The Soupansalad, The Son-O
4 Colours
navy/pale blue/white
SS-01-02A
dk red/white/black
bronze/white/black
dk brown/light orange/dk orange
SS-01-03A
SS-01-04A
SS-01-01A
2 Sizes
A4 bag, 4 pockets (1 zipped) & adj
padded shoulder strap, 3rd leg
A5 bag, 3 pockets (1 zipped) & adj
padded shoulder strap, 3rd leg
The Soupansalad
The Son-O
SS-01-+
SS-02-+
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royal blue/light blue
dk grey/mid grey/light grey
CS-01A
CS-02A
The Complete Seed
A3 bag, 6 pockets & adj padded shoulder
strap, 3rd leg
black/lime/mid green
gun metal/dk orange/light orange
CS-03A
CS-05A
lime/dk orange
CS-04A
black
CS-06A
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The Fux Deluxe
The Bee’s Knees
A3+ bag, 4 pockets (1 zipped) & adj padded
shoulder strap, L & R 3rd leg
A3+ bag, 4 pockets (1 zipped) & adj padded
shoulder strap, L & R 3rd leg
Buckets
padded inserts for Camera gear, configurable. Zippered
lid. 4 sizes that fit into 7 messenger bags
dk olive/dk orange/light orange
FD-01A
black/silver reflective
BK-01A
Son-O / Quarfie
BU-01A
Western Lawn /
Barney Rustle Blanket
BU-02A
gun metal/light grey/white
dk brown/oatmeal/dk orange
FD-02A
FD-03A
Soupansalad
BU-03A
Complete Seed/
Fux Deluxe
BU-04A
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Laptop Bags
…Water, everywhere, and not a
doot for our hero to drink…
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The Breakfast Buffet, The Luncheon
3 Colours
It’s like wet here, doot…
I am swimmin, you know, swimmin, I have got the blends!
And under the sea, no one can hear yr screamin guitar solos,
doot, u can’t hear nothin but bubblin n fish fartin – I can’t
hear no Toon!… I can’t see no Crumply Land, I am drownin
here, I am growin fins, there are like breastin strokes up n
olive/pale olive
blue/light blue
black/mid grey
BF-01A
BF-02A
BF-03A
down me guitar neck… I am wet here, doot, soggy like no
wah wah psych-e-delly ya ya… I am like 20,000 league players
under the sea bed gropin for a blow-up mermaid…
2 Sizes
The Breakfast Buffet
The Luncheon
BF-+
TL-+
Laptop & document padded shoulder
bag. Adj padded shoulder strap. 2
pockets (1 zipped), A5 and A4 sizes.
The Breakfast Buffet fits up to 12"
laptop. The Luncheon Fits up to 15"
laptop
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The Moderate, Considerable & Dreadful Embarrassment
The Skivvy (Small, Medium & Large)
5 Colours
4 Colours
black/mid grey
lime/mid green
gun metal/dk grey
dk olive/olive
CE-01A
CE-03A
SK-02-01A
SK-02-02A
dk purple/mid purple
dk orange/light orange
blue/light blue
dk brown/oatmeal
navy/light blue
CE-02A
CE-04A
CE-05A
SK-02-03A
SK-02-04A
3 Sizes
3 Sizes
The Moderate
Embarrassment
The Considerable
Embarrassment
The Dreadful
Embarrassment
ME-+
CE-+
DE-+
Laptop messenger, padded laptop
section only, adj padded shoulder
strap, 4 internal pockets (1 zipped)
3 sizes. Moderate fits 12" laptops,
Considerable fits 15" laptops and
Dreadful fits 17" laptops
The Skivvy (Small)
The Skivvy (Medium)
The Skivvy (Large)
SK-01-+
SK-02-+
SK-03-+
Laptop sleeve, padded, with handle
and removable shoulder strap,
1 zip pocket. Small fits 12"
laptops, Medium fits 15" laptops
and Large fits 17" laptops
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The Hee-Goer, The Part and Parcel, The Horseman, Cashmere Blazer
4 Colours
4 Sizes
dk brown/oatmeal
dk olive/olive
PP-02A
PP-03A
blue/light blue
gun metal/dk grey
PP-01A
PP-04A
Note: The Cashmere Blazer is available in 2 colours (dk brown/oatmeal) & (gun metal/dk grey)
Laptop bag, fully padded, adj
padded shoulder strap, 5 pockets
(3 zipped) 4 sizes
The Hee-Goer
HG-+
The Part and
Parcel PP-+
The Horseman
Cashmere Blazer
HM-+
CB-+
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Computer Backpack
…Our rock god-to-be meets a cave dweller
who tries to tune his strings…
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This is, like, an amazin Cave, doot…
Who are u, hoo hoo, man?
My name is Nick.
Nick from the Cave! Whoah, how did I know you were goin
to say that, doot?
It is your special powers of intermusician. But you must use them
wisely if you are to find the Toon, reach Crumply Land—
—Become the biggest rock star ever—
—You must remember what the rock gods of the past have said:
You know sometimes words have two meanings…
Yeah, doot, and there’s still time to change the road yr on!
I am from the Cave. Ah, em, doot… I will not be changing the
road I am on…
You’re cool, Robert, but you ain’t the head on the door of
this lovecat cure for all the boys don’t cry Toons in the
croonerverse…
My name is Nick! And you’re not a squeeze from a rock god’s
sweatband… Doot!
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The Salary Sacrifice, The King Single, The Beer Back
4 Colours
gun metal/black/oatmeal
SA-01A
dk brown/oatmeal/dk orange
dk red/red/navy
blue/light blue/pale blue
SA-02A
SA-03A
SA-04A
3 Sizes
Laptop back packs, fully padded
removable laptop sleeve, 11 pockets
(4 zipped) 3 sizes
The Salary Sacrifice
The King Single
The Beer Back
SA-+
KS-+
BB-+
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Photo/Laptop Backpack
It’s a long way when you’re hot to
be the king of rock and roll…
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The Sinking Barge, The Customary Barge
Hey, doot, it’s freakin hot here…
3 Colours
I am like burnin up, burnin up like Ozzy’s dove, I need me
some Hell Hell Cool Spray to put on me smokin fingers, I
will not play burnin licks again, it’s like the sun has blown its
nose down here, man, I can’t survive no more of this quest,
I do not want no hot date, doot, I need to get my ass back
where I can lick some Ice Ice baby…
black/mid grey/light blue
dk brown/oatmeal/light orange
navy/blue/pale blue
SI-01A
SI-02A
SI-03A
2 Sizes
Camera & laptop back pack w/
cargo compartment, fully padded,
configurable, removable laptop
sleeve, 5 pockets (2 zipped) 2 sizes
The Sinking Barge
The Customary Barge
SI-+
CU-+
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The Keystone, The Whickey and Cox, The Karachi Outpost
2 Colours
3 Sizes
Camera & laptop back pack, fully padded,
configurable, removable laptop sleeve &
camera section, 8 pockets (2 zipped)
3 sizes
gun metal/black/mid grey
dk brown/oatmeal/light oatmeal
WC-01A
WC-02A
The Keystone
The Whickey and Cox
The Karachi Outpost
KY-+
WC-+
KO-+
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Photo Bags
Our hero is recycled for the final
stage of his journey…
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1–7 Million Dollar Homes – 4 Colours
Camera bag, padded, configurable, adj padded shoulder strap, 5 pockets (1 zipped) 7 sizes
I am like trashed, I am at the end of my strings, I am out
of Toon, I am a blown woofer, I am the hidden track on a CD…
No, that’s me…
Who are u, u evil lookin, hideous lifeform?
I am the Sorcerer of Sobsong and you would do well to pay me respect.
I’ll not be payin no ferryman nothin till he gets me to the other side…
You can’t scare me with your Chris De Burgh courage, Mr Randy Skandal…
How do you know my name, evil wizard?
You are The One, The Boy Who Lived, The Keeper of the Ring, the Saviour
of the Universe, The Enchanted Child, the Guitar Slingin Idol—
dk brown/oatmeal/pale olive
blue/light blue/dk orange
MD-06-01A
MD-06-02A
black/gun metal/light grey
dk red/red/light blue
MD-06-03A
MD-06-04A
—Enuff, slime, I get the picture… I am Number One with a Bullbar!
And all you have to do now is climb Death Mountain where you’ll surely
find the Toon and Crumply Land!
Death Mountain?! No way, I been to Drown Town, Freaky Forest,
Kooky Kave, Hell’s Honeypot – I ain’t climbin no freakin Death
Mountain!
So sorry, doot. The only way is up, baby, for you and me now!!!
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1–7 Million Dollar Homes – 7 Sizes
1 Million Dollar Home
MD-01-+
5 Million Dollar Home
2 Million Dollar Home
6 Million Dollar Home
MD-05-+
MD-06-+
MD-02-+
3 Million Dollar Home
MD-03-+
4 Million Dollar Home
7 Million Dollar Home
MD-07-+
MD-04-+
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Pouches
Randy Skandal climbs the charts,
then tumbles down…
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Thirsty Al XS–XL
5 Colours
I am on top of the world, lookin down
Device pouch, 1 pocket, belt and lanyard attachment, 5
sizes for phones – cameras – palm top & media devices
on… Nothin, doot!!! I can see for miles of noughtness,
I am king of pain, I am higher than sun, but I can’t see
no Crumply Land n I still can’t hear no Toon—
—Okay, I know wild boys always shine, but I’ve had enuff
of standin in the shadows… Randy Skandal, pleased to meet
you, hope you guessed my name!
You’re The Fly without the Bono suit… Nup, Nup,
hang on, you’re… No, doot, don’t tell me, I can guess,
you’re Rumplethreeskin… no, you’re—
lime/mid
green
blue/light
blue
light purple/
mid purple
oatmeal/
light oatmeal
gun metal/
black
TA-02-01A
TA-02-02A
TA-02-03A
TA-02-04A
TA-02-05A
—I can’t stand it! I am the Toon, Randy, the Toon!!!
What, doot? I can’t hear u, the wind’s cryin like mary
mother of g-strings flyin off me fretboard…
Randy Skandal – you can go to Crumply Land, but you’re
never goin to be a rock god…
5 Sizes
(And with that damning review, the Toon rollin
stones Randy down the Death Mountain charts…)
Thirsty Al XS
Thirsty Al S
Thirsty Al M
Thirsty Al L
Thirsty Al XL
TA-01-+
TA-02-+
TA-03-+
TA-04-+
TA-05-+
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The Winkler
iPod® pouch, headphone hole, belt attachment, 2 sizes
iPOD® Pouch Large
red/
dk red
light grey/gun
metal
light orange/
dk orange
TW-01-01A
TW-01-02A
TW-01-03A
iPOD® Pouch Small
pale yellow/
light bronze
pale blue/
light blue
mint green/
mid green
light grey/
mid grey
light purple/
mid purple
TW-02-01A
TW-02-02A
TW-02-03A
TW-02-04A
TW-02-05A
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…and into Crumply Land…
which Randy Skandal sees thru three,
albeit, happy eyes…
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somewhere, anywhere… doot)
airwaves, hangin to be picked up by a radio station,
is tryin to get away, but Randy floats through the
he floats tonight, high above the world, planet earth
his adventure and back into Hugh’s Tongue where
Skandal back into himself, rewinds him through
(And with that the hideous lifeform turns Randy
three-eyed hideous life form!
Randy Skandal, you are a disgrace to every
indestructible…)
Always believe in your soul, you’ve got the power to know, you’re
(Randy plays the melody from Spandau Ballet’s ‘Gold’ and sings:
Uhhh, nothin doot. Lend me your guitar…
And what’s wrong with that?
have turned into a hideous life form!
Oh, no, doot, it’s what the strange, Tree-like creature said: I
(Randy sees himself in a mirror…)
Tits, Frontbum Comes Alive, Devil Gate Drive…
a crazy neil diamond, the ace of spuds, the Queen’s Greatest
without the drownin baby chasin a dollar bill, shinin on like
Doot, whoah, this place is like Nirvana
CRUMPLER hall of fame
[BAG SIZing GUIDE]
All bags are proportionally scaled
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Messenger Bags
1.The Status Belly 2.The Maurice 3.The Quarfie 4.The Western Lawn 5.The Barney Rustle Blanket 6.The Soupansalad 7.The Son-O 8.The Complete Seed 9.The Fux Deluxe 10.The Bee’s Knees
Laptop Bags
11.The Breakfast Buffet 12.The Luncheon 13.The Moderate Embarrassment 14.The Considerable Embarrassment 15. The Dreadful Embarrassment 16.The Skivvy (Small) 17.The Skivvy (Medium)
18.The Skivvy (Large) 19.The Hee-Goer 20.The Part and Parcel 21.The Horseman 22.Cashmere Blazer
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Computer Backpack, Photo/Laptop Backpack
Photo Bags, Pouches
23.The Salary Sacrifice 24.The King Single 25.The Beer Back 26.The Sinking Barge 27.The Customary Barge 28.The Keystone 29.The Whickey and Cox 30.The Karachi Outpost
31. 1 Million Dollar Home 32. 2 Million Dollar Home 33. 3 Million Dollar Home 34. 4 Million Dollar Home 35. 5 Million Dollar Home 36. 6 Million Dollar Home 37. 7 Million Dollar Home 38. Thirsty Al 39. The Winkler
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www.crumpler.com.au
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Design & Art Direction – tin&ed
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Text – Paul Mitchell
Product Shots – Tord Johnston
Character Illustrations – Cailan Burns
& Simon Browne
Photo Gear – Canon Australia
Printed by BPA Print Group
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