February - Ibex Ski Club
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February - Ibex Ski Club
Vol. XLV No. VIII IBEX SKI & SNOWBOARD CLUB T HE O LDE G OAT MEETS THE 1ST & 3RD WEDNESDAY OF EACH MONTH AT: CRAVE FEBURARY 2008 MEETINGS 7:00 PM BOOZE & SCHMOOZE 8:00 PM MEETING FEB 6 FEB 20 EVENTS MRS. P & —FEB 15 ME 1204 W. RAND RD. ARLINGTON HEIGHTS, IL. BRECKENRIDGE SKI TRIP O k, Ibex Skiers and Boarders, you better be prepared, this trip is going to be great spring skiing at 4 mountains and a non-stop party. Our trip includes round trip airfare from Chicago O‟Hare to Denver on American, ground transportation to Breckenridge, Seven (7) nights lodging in condos, and sixday lift tickets (including days at Keystone and Vail). In addition, Chicago Week activities such as welcome breakfast, cocktail party reception, races, mountain BBQ, Après ski parties and more! We will be joined by our friends in these CMSC Ski Clubs: Chicago Friars, Fleetwood, Fort Wayne, Hustlers, Inland, Nomads, Omaha, Schussboomers, Sitzmark, & Wild Bunch Ibex will be staying at the Beaver Run Condominiums right on the (Continued on page 2) ANNUAL CHILI COOK-OFF HIGHLIGHTS THIS ISSUE: Craig Moon 2 Lou’s Log 3 February B-days 3 Ski Trips 4 Salt Lake City 5 Scuba Trips 10 T he annual Chili Cook-Off will be held Saturday, March 15, 2008 at Joe Davis‟ house from 7 p.m. to midnight. My house is 699 Crystal Ct. in Schaumburg. Maps will be available at the February and March meetings. The house is two blocks from the Fox Run Golf Course. The cost is free to cooks who bring their award-winning chili. There is a cost of $10.00 for the “rest of us.” There will be prizes for each category, which include: Spiciest, Most Unusual, Best-tasting, Best Chili with a “Kick,” to name just a few. Drinks, such as beer, pop, and win will be provided. Snacks and chili toppings (cheese, sour cream, onions, etc.) will also be provided. As for the “entertainment” please bring your favorite CD to share. I would like to have 10 to 12 cooks as in past years. Please let me know as soon as possible if you are able to cook. Joe Davis, joehaweye@hotmail.com 847-985-1699 THE OLDE Page 2 GOAT BRECKENRIDGE SKI TRIP -CONTINUED (Continued from page 1) mountain at Breckenridge. The lift is literally right outside our building. We will be a short walk to the town from this location as well. Amenities Ski-in/Ski-out access Spencer's Restaurant Base Nine Bar The Spa at Beaver Run Concierge Business Center One heated indoor/outdoor pool One heated outdoor pool Eight Hot Tubs Exercise Room Sauna and Steam Room In-Room Movies & Games Arcade Games Complimentary Ski Storage Ski & Snowboard Shops Laundry & Dry Cleaning Services Complimentary in-town Shuttle The agenda for the week is firming up at the time of this writing, and it sounds like another fun packed trip. Sunday: There will be a welcome breakfast the first morning and a mountain tour available that day at (Continued on page 10) REMEMBERING CRAIG MOON Y “We all lost a very important friend this past month ” ou belong to a club. Your membership confers certain privileges and responsibilities. Your only responsibility is to pay your dues and trip bills on time. Your privileges, however, are numerous: reduced pricing for trips, a regular selection of activities to entertain you when you‟re not on the slopes, and most importantly: a group of people that become your friends. With some of these friends we interact with on a regular basis; some are club-activity-based; some are acquaintances; all are important. Craig Moon was an important friend to so many of us. It is hard to believe we will no longer have the privilege of his smile, his laugh, his friendship. Many of us visited him during his final weeks --- not out of responsibility, but out of the recognized privilege for having him in our lives. Craig genuinely loved Ibex -- he dedicated a significant amount of personal time at getting everyone together to share in the fun and activities that make our club what it is. The Club was very important to Craig. And, as evidenced by the turnout at his memorial service, Craig was very important to the Club. So as difficult as this experience is for so many of us, let‟s try to take something meaningful from it. We honor the departed best by carrying on the qualities we admired in them. So whether it's Ibex or something else that involves people you enjoy being around, be involved like Craig was. It's the people in our lives who provide the depth that serves as our personal foundation. It's the memories of the events and the laughs we share with those people that we'll recall later in life; not the report that didn't get out on time or the project that didn't come in at the expected budget. Tell those close to you what they mean (Continued on page 9) Page 3 VOL. XLV NO. VIII LOU’S LOG H aving rung in the New Year with some exceptional ski conditions in Utah, the Ibex trip season is in full swing. Janine did a great job of keeping the group organized on our Salt Lake Trip (barring a jay walking incident or two), and now this month comes to a close with another Ibex group heading out to Lake Tahoe, where the snow gods are treating the mountains there very well too. Along with the heart of our Ski Trip Schedule, we have Mindy‟s smorgasbord of activities to keep our members busy, and the recent Jersey Boys outing led by Jean Bagel turned out excellent. The outing brought 50 people together to enjoy what turned out to be a very nice night out downtown. The show was well done and a great choice. With the great turn out, I am sure there will be another outing like this on the schedule soon. Ski trips and activities give people the opportunity to come together and have some fun and meet new friends, the main part of what Ibex is all about. Just next month there will be nominations for elections of the new leadership for Ibex that will be held at the first meeting in April. We will be looking for folks to step up to help with the leadership of the club to keep these traditions going, and to come up with new ones. If you are interested in contributing some of your time please don‟t hesitate to approach anyone on the EB or BOD to get an idea of what the various jobs are and the details of what they entail. You can make a difference too. As most of you already know, Ibex lost a great friend and leader this past month when Craig Moon passed on. Janine‟s article this month expresses the thoughts from our club very well and I will just add thought: Mr. Moon contributed much to this club because he believed in the experience. He cared about the good friends he made who were part of this club, so he worked hard to give people the opportunity to see that experience of fun and friendship continue. The club has more members now than when Craig joined in 1994. That is no small accomplishment, considering the direction of the vast majority of Ski Clubs in the Chicago area. Craig‟s contributions of time, passionate effort, and new ideas were an important part of making that happen. I am sure one good way to honor him is to keep the Ibex tradition going strong, by stepping up as a volunteer and taking action to help make that happen. I am sure his strong spirit will be smiling down on our group when we do exactly that. “...Mr. Moon contributed much to this club…” FEBRUARY BIRTHDAYS Karen Stanton 02--02 Marijean Concannon 02--06 Todd Wood 02--06 Jerry Gagliano 02--12 Jerry Dvoracek 02--13 Faulds Orchard 02--13 Kent Lessen 02--17 Horacio Baggio 02--20 FEBURARY BIRTHDAYS Debbie Dukes 02--20 John Kadlec 02--22 Jeff Smith 02--22 Last Month it was brought to my attention that our newsletter was no longer announcing monthly birthdays. I apologize for this omission, and HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY Ed Masopust 02--23 Michelle Moran 02--27 Pat Calabrese 02--29 Glen Chiechi 02--29 Ski safely, and I hope to see you at an Ibex meeting or event real soon. -Lou to all of you that had birthdays in the last six months! adjacent are the February Birthdays! -Doris Hoffie THE Fantastic Ski Trip Summary: Salt Lake City: 12/27/07 to 1/1/08 Lake Tahoe: OLDE 2008 SKI TRIPS A waiting list, please contact Ed Fee or me. We have 40 people signed up! Should be a good time. If you‟re interested in Cascade/ Devil‟s Head, and haven‟t yet signed up, please do so as soon as possible. The hotel can‟t hold the rooms forever! Contact Jean Bagel or me for any information. Check out Lou‟s article on Breckenridge and what he has in store for those going on the trip (that sounds kind of sinister, doesn‟t it?). If you are interested in Breckenridge, please contact Lou or me. You can always get on a waiting list if you are still interested in going. Since it is the CMSC trip there will sure to be lots of parties, as well as good skiing. -Sarah s you are reading this, the Lake Tahoe trip is underway. We are sure to have some merry misadventures from this trip published in the March newsletter. 12/26 to 2/2 Cascade/Devil’s: 2/8/ to 2/10 Alyeska: 2/27 to 3/3 Breckenridge: 3/29 to 4/5 Page 4 GOAT Alyeska is full and taking wait list. If you are interested in getting on the CASCADE/DEVIL’S HEAD H New Lower Prices for Children! <5 = free 6-12 = $45.00 Teen = $80.00 *w/ 2 adults ey, Ho, Let‟s Go! Sign-ups are in progress for the Premier Midwest Trip: Cascade and Devil‟s Head. Drive up trip. February 8-10, 2008. Trip includes two nights lodging in the Wisconsin Dells, hotel rooms, double occupancy. Plus, there will be a complimentary wine and cheese party. Trip features all of this for the low cost of $175.00 per adult (double occupancy). Prices for children staying in room with two paid adults: <5= 0; 6-12= $45.00; teen= $80. The Alakai Hotel features in room microwave and refrigerator. There is an indoor hot tub and swimming pool, and a small water-park www.alakaihotel.com to view the amenities. There is complimentary coffee and coffee cake in the morning. Lift tickets are full day and night skiing. Saturday ski at Devil‟s Head www.devilsheadresort.com. Sunday ski at Cascade www.cascademountain.com. The wine/beer and cheese party will be held at the Alakai, après ski Saturday. Yes, there will be sausage. I believe sausage is mandatory in Wisconsin. Ibex ski and snowboard lessons are included. Video analysis will be available. Lesson registration will be taken at trip sign up. January 16th is the last day to sign up for lessons. The Midwest Trip is a great opportunity to practice for your Western trips, party with your Ibex Buddies, and introduce friends to the club. Bring the family along and teach the Little Goats the Ibex ways. The Alakai is located off Exit 92, Route 12, in the Dells. Denny‟s, Steak & Shake, Paul Bunyan‟s and many other places are close by for breakfast. Tons of restaurants are within a couple of miles. For more information contact cascadedh@skiibex.com I guarantee you will have a good time on this trip. -Jean Bagel Page 5 VOL. XLV NO. VIII SALT LAKE CITY RECAP SKIING, JAYWALKING AND THOSE PECULIAR LIQUOR LAWS 26 Ibex kicked off the western ski season with a jaunt to Salt Lake City where we tackled (or at least, tried to tackle) 4 of their finest. Bill Haussmann (aka: Expectant Dad-to-Be) wins the Early Start Award for arriving at the airport 3 hours early. Although many thought he was just an exceptionally well-planned man, I‟ll bet he‟s going to be the early man on our trips for a few more years to come. For this trip, I‟m guessing it was due to the fact that this will be his last trip as a childless man; next time it will be to give Bridget some “quality time” with the Little One (right Bill?). We arrived without incident and on time Thursday evening and, after a little Meet-N-Greet with the Trip Provider and Hotel Manager, a few of us decided to hit the Sky Bar on the 13th floor of our hotel. A small membership fee allowed our little group of 5 or 6 in; Aaron and Rich already were already in getting the bar warm for us. (More on that membership fee later*) Bob joined us later which rounded out our new membership contingent --- way to go New Guys!! We like to see that social bug! It was pretty low-key for a while so service was pretty quick (or was the pretty and quick?). The outfit (bustier?) worn by the young lady serving us prompted Mike Edens to proclaim an interest in a special “nosewarmer”. So Friday morning we‟re off to Brighton! It was a good mountain to start with since it was the easiest of the 4. Mindy acquired the pseudonym “Hooker” for her voluntary efforts at handing out the lift ticket hooks while I handed out the lift tick- ets. (thanks, Mindy!!) And Patty B “lost” her instructor in her group ski leson, only to have it replaced by a private lesson. (Great going, PB!) Expectant Dad-to-Be apparently decked an over-aggressive snowboarder in a defensive move with a well-placed elbow to the brisket; the offender‟s protests were greeted with Todd‟s scathing reply, “What’s 100% your fault?? THAT WAS!!” However the lingering question of the day was “so just where was the Funky Red Bus?” Some thought they saw it but it was closed, some said it was moved, others said it was gone; either way, we had to wing-it for lunch. Many thanks to Stu for hitting the radios with broadband communications to all early enough so they could adjust their lunch plans. Memo to self: don‟t rely on the mountain website for information on available eateries. Gerhard was re-familiarizing himself with his old skis --- it seems he donated the new skis/old bag to the kind people who purchased his house! (a very generous sales incentive, G!) Patty C fought her bindings; eventually she won. Brian -the-Benevolent and EndlessEnergy-Mark made sure she hit as many runs as possible to challenge those bindings. She was indeed a trooper. Bob Racanelli was seen on some fine tree-runs until a key wipeout made his world go white. His son Bobby was seen keeping up with anyone he was skiing with. (way to go, Bobby!!) On the trip back from the mountain, our bus was a bit „brake-challenged‟ and it took us quite a while to get out of the canyon. The driver (maybe sensing relief was needed?) allowed us a quick stop at a liquor store so we could obtain hot-tub supplies. The pricing on the beer (Continued on page 6) THE OLDE Page 6 GOAT SALT LAKE CITY -CONTINUED (Continued from page 5) was per bottle and a bit steep at that --- yikes!! (more on that later*) “...Prince William of Shopping...” That evening, en route to our carbloading destination (Buca di Beppo) we were verbally confronted by a distant officer who rather testily reminded us of the commonality regardless of state of the illegality of jaywalking. (We were crossing at the lighted intersection when we didn‟t have the light but there weren‟t any cars for blocks. Kinda like that dilemma: “if you‟re in the middle of the desert and the light turns red, do you stop?” Apparently in Utah, you do.) This was clearly the result of our walking leaders (Mike & Lou) chuckling out loud at the prospect of the officer recognizing such; so we think the officer heard their taunts and took his aggression out on the rest of us. We all debated the definition of jaywalking, some believing it was if you cross mid-block. So, just for the record: Jaywalking is a term used to describe when a pedestrian crosses the street without regard to traffic statutes. In common use, the term generally refers to someone crossing a major street outside a designated crosswalk or intersection in jurisdictions where this is illegal. When used in the literal sense, jaywalking specifically refers to violation of pedestrian traffic regulations and laws, and is therefore illegal. Utah‟s Finest apparently are pretty literal. It‟s also interesting to note that the term is a compound word: „jay‟ is used in the obsolete slang sense referring to a stupid or dull person, or a noob (ie. someone from a rural area and not familiar with “city ways”. Hmm --- maybe we‟re just noobs. Afterwards, we wanted to go somewhere for a little after-dinner aperitif and went to a bar where, after ordering our 15 or so beverages, our waitress said “okay, so what will you be ordering from the menu since it‟s what we have to have you do here?” So we all split one order of a chocolate dessert. (hehe) Imagine a table-full of people passing around one dessert plate just so we can have a „legal‟ drink! (More on that later*) The alchohol/food ratio was easily a percentage for which we were easily proud! Saturday was spent at Alta --- Expectant Dad was officially dubbed “Prince William of Shopping” for being spotted in a gift shop instead of the slopes; rumor has it he was helping Mindy in her continuing search for a Gortex thong. (no more on that; now or later) Bill Hoffie took a small contingent on what seemed like and endless traverse in search of the perfect run. Mike, Lou and JW went a bit farther and found it: East Castle will forever be a run that we‟ll revisit on future trips. JW, being a bit out of league with her current skiing companions, decided to attack the run in the spirit in which Mike E declared it to be and was seen testing the merits of her helmet by doing a head stand somewhere in the middle of the run. (Ed. note: I have to admit to thinking something was a bit odd when, while falling, I could see sky instead of snow beneath my skis. Hmm . .) We had our pub crawl that evening (sort of). We sort of split the crowd with some going to Squatters and some going to a mexican place nearby. We then joined forced and went to Red Rock. Thinking 2 bars just isn‟t enough, Lou convinced Mike E and JW to hit the hotel bar. We were told we had to order food (Continued on page 7) Page 7 VOL. SALT LAKE CITY XLV NO. VIII -CONTINUED (Continued from page 6) again (more on that later*) and decided we just couldn‟t consume more non-liquid intake. So we bowed our heads in shame and left the evening with only 2 bars down. A more alcohol-inspired Trip Leader might have guided All to more frequent stops earlier in the evening --next time maybe we‟ll find one. J Sunday: Snowbird. Really cold. Really windy. Yep --- the combination made the day a true challenge for skiers die-hard and otherwise. The avalanche guns were going fullforce that day. Bagel entertained us with her good-hair/bad-hair days; combing it with an eggbeater, eh Bagel? Stu apparently provided some entertainment from his balcony to the hot-tub crew that was described in notes provided to me as displaying his “assfro” and heard to say something like “Hey Lou – finally found something whiter than the top of your head!” He apparently also forgot to factor in the light from his room which provided a silhouetting backdrop. Can we talk shrinkage? Oh wait: it WAS only 18 degrees outside. Dinner that night was on your own, but many grouped up in the spirit of camaraderie. Some of us enjoyed (?) a two -hour wait at the Bayou; others avoided any wait at all at Jersey‟s; Jan O and Beagle opted for some fine-dining at Market Street. Monday had weather that simply made the day a perfect way to end a trip. Once again, we had a little lunch-location snafu; once again it was Stu to the rescue. PinePoint‟s finest skiers spent the day with our best and it sounded like a great day was had by all. One member was heard to say “just goes to show you I CAN put up with an annoying personality if it means a great day of skiing”. Watching our youngest member of the trip ski, you‟d never guess Ashley is all of 9. Ashley, you‟ve got a great skiing future ahead of you! (And she races too!!) Terese finished up this trip strong and is primed for the two more trips she‟ll be taking with the club --- we like to see repeat skiers! Stu became the unwittingly proud owner of a „new‟ pair of skis at an unexpectedly reasonable price! “We must finish the Reserve!!!” was the tune in the hottub. JW messed up Mike E‟s expectation behind the hottub rule: “Last one to get in the tub has to start is up again.” (sorry, Mike!) New Year‟s Eve: we went to Shula‟s where they were not only not busy, but they were not taking additional diners and they ran out of many of the already-limited menu items. But Bill West was stuck with us celebrating another birthday: Happy Birthday again, Bill!! I say “stuck” because he had to suffer through us all singing the familiar tune to him; but Doris kicked it up a notch by leading that cool German song she sings: “Hi Proza”, or something like that. (nice job, D!!) Always the considerate friends, Joe & Joanie called us at the CST midnight so we could celebrate the New Year with our Midwest buddies. Rich entertained all with his vast knowledge on a plethora topics --he has something like 3 master‟s degrees!! Although we were egging him on with some arguably ridiculous topics (eg. Which time is more accurate: cellular or atomic?) we all walked away from the experience with a healthy respect for his many advanced degrees. Rich is easily the most well-educated in our group --- I can only hope that doesn‟t keep (Continued on page 8) “ ...Stu… displaying his assfro? “ THE OLDE Page 8 GOAT SALT LAKE CITY -CONTINUED (Continued from page 7) “...if it’s decadent consumption, Ibex is all over it!...” him from joining us on future activities!! After a day of great skiing, Reserve-depletion and a carnivorous-laden meal, the rest of the evening was, well, downhill for lack of a better pun. We tried establishing a celebratory scene at the hotel bar only to be relegated to rocking in the New Year at the „Fake Denny‟s‟ breakfast area in the hotel. Jan O was the instigator of picking up many bar tabs; Lou was shot-driven. Even though service ended at midnight, he somehow continued to get served until 1a! I think Bagel came up with a new club motto: if it‟s decadent consumption, Ibex is all over it! *MORE ON THAT (or “Utah’s Peculiar & Curious Liquor Laws”): The Utah liquor laws are administered by The Utah Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control Commission. Currently, this commission is composed of five appointed members, four of whom are male Mor- mon lawyers and teetotalers (!!!). Licensed establishments must be located at some defined distance from schools, churches, etc. which could be tainted by their “proximity to booze” All liquor is dispensed by metered plumbing; one oz per serving. A patron cannot be served more than one drink at a time. Before a patron can be served a drink, any previous drinks must have been fully consumed. Prices for wine and liquor are fixed with a minimum 61% markup over cost, plus high state taxes. For beer, the markup is 75% plus tax. Lounges can serve alchohol without food, no membership required. Beer Bars/Taverns: do not require memberships; maximum alcohol content for beer is 3.2%. Private Clubs: visitors must purchase a membership to get a drink (or find a member to host you); the mixed drink will be a maximum 2.75 oz; if you request a double, the 2nd shot will be brought separately for you to mix yourself. These clubs are barred from advertising to boost membership. Restaurants: can have alchohol with your food. (thankfully!!) Moral of the story: Mormon tradition may be moral, but they have no problem selling the vices as long as you‟re willing to pay the prices!! Many thanks to all 26 members who made this trip a whole lot of fun! Keep thinking snow --- we‟re not done with the season yet! -Janine Page 9 CRAIG MOON (Continued from page 2) to you while you can and while they can receive your words; don't just assume they know. And even if they do, do you think they wouldn't appreciate hearing it every now and then? Try to recognize and appreciate how important your friends are -- remember: they are there voluntarily. Take a good look at your friends next time you‟re out --- would you treat them any differently if you had the foresight to know that would be your last time? Enjoy your friends; make new friends; enjoy life. Just like Craig did. Craig, know that we will miss you tremendously. Know that you leave a large gap in our lives that we‟ll try to fill with the memories of all the VOL. XLV NO. VIII - CONTINUED laughs and good times we‟ve had with you. It was a genuine privilege to know you. Thank you so very much for being our friend. -- Janine THE OLDE Page 10 GOAT BRECKENRIDGE SKI TRIP -CONTINUED (Continued from page 2) Breckenridge, followed by a welcome reception in the evening. Monday: Will be Race Day #1 at Breckenridge. Monday evening will bring the pub crawl night. Tuesday: is the day at Vail with an Après Ski Party included. Wednesday: is the day free from CMSC activities, and Ibex will be heading out to a highly recommended restaurant called Salt Creek, after an optional day of skiing over at A-Basin (which has added more terrain off the back side of the top of the mountain this year with the new Montezuma Lift!). Thursday: will bring us to Keystone for a day of skiing and Race Day #2 and a Mountain Lunch. Friday: we wrap up the week back at Breckenridge. Of course, Friday evening will be the last Night Party with a full dinner, awards, and a DJ with dancing. Clearly, this is going to a fun filled spring trip at a location known for its great spring snow that holds up very well due to the high altitude of the resort. Bring your vitamins, this much fun in combination with high altitude skiing can be a little taxing on the body ;-) Spring skiing here we come!!! -Lou SCUBA DIVING TRIPS F EBRUARY 28 to MARCH 9 – ST. KITTS We are trying someplace new. Come and explore with us. APRIL 23 to MAY 3 - CURACAO Habitat Curacao has great diving just minutes from the hotel Join the crowd! We already have a group of six folks dropping in for vacations of varying lengths MAY 27 to JUNE 9 - ALASKA Come tour & cruise with us. If you want to join us or require additional information please e-mail me at skiscuba2007@skiibex.com -Cindy Page 11 VOL. XLV NO. VIII F EBUARY A CTIVITIES Feb 15 March 15 April 19 June 14 Mrs. P & Me LOOKING AHEAD Chili Cook-off Annual Banquet Golf Outing Mindy Joe Davis Ibex EB John & Debbie Bar of the Month Mrs. P & Me Friday, February 15 100 E Prospect Ave Mt Prospect, we‟ve stopped here on our train pub crawl, the place is a cute old tavern with a great menu. Friday night specials are $4.00 Guinness Draft and $5.00 Irish Carbombs. http://mrspandme.com BOM Bar of the Month Mrs. P & Me Friday February 15 Ethnic Dinner? There has been some interest shown towards another ethnic dinner, as the previously hosted by Joe Heater including Siri Thai. Joe has found a great, upscale restaurant featuring “Mexican” fare. It is located along the train route in Edison Park, so there may be an option of taking the train to dinner. Please let Joe or Mindy know if you‟re interested, we‟re looking to find an interest level, it will be planned around the ski trips and will most likely be mid to late March. NEW IBEX WEB SITE! P lease check out our new and improved website. Cindy McElligott has done a spectacular job updating and modernizing it. This is the place to go to for the latest news on activities and events. Even more improvements are planned for the future so keep coming back often. -Ed NEW E-MAIL ADDRESSES FOR IBEX Ibex Newsletter 2007 Ibex Trips 2007 Ibex BOD 2007 Ibex President 2007 Ibex Membership 2007 Ibex Racing 2007 Ibex Scuba 2007 Ibex Ski School 2007 Ibex Treasurer 2007 Ibex Web 2007 Ibex Activities 2007 IbexNewsletter2007@SkiIbex.com IbexTrips2007@SkiIbex.com IbexBOD2007@SkiIbex.com IbexPresident2007@SkiIbex.com IbexMembership2007@SkiIbex.com IbexRacing2007@SkiIbex.com IbexScuba2007@SkiIbex.com IbexSkiSchool2007@SkiIbex.com bexTreasurer2007@SkiIbex.com IbexWeb2007@SkiIbex.com IbexActivities2007@SkiIbex.com “THE place to go for the latest IBEX news” skiibex.com EXECUTIVE BOARD MEMBERS When life bring changes… Help us keep our records up to date. When your information changes please fill out this form and bring it to a meeting, or mail your new information to: IbexMembership2007@SkiIbex.com Name:______________________________________ Street:______________________________________ City, State, Zip:_______________________________ Home Phone:_________________________________ Work Phone:_________________________________ Cell Phone:__________________________________ 2007-08 MEMBERSHIP RATES Single Couple/Family E-Mail $ 20.00 $ 35.00 Paper $ 35.00 $ 50.00 CHECK OUT THE IBEX WEBSITE! WWW.SKIIBEX.COM E-MAIL: IbexMembership2007@SkiIbex.com Run or bike? Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They scramble up the nearest tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first biologist starts taking off his heavy leather hiking boots and pulls a pair of sleek running shoes from his back-pack. The second biologist gives him a puzzled look and says, "What in the world are you doing?" He replies, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll jump down and make a run for it."The second guy says, "Are you crazy? We both know you can't outrun a full-grown grizzly bear."The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!" While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was PARTING SHOTS stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "What's in the bags?", asked the guard."Sand," said the cyclist."Get them off - we'll take a look," said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border. Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear. A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown. "Say friend, you sure had us crazy", said the guard. "We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won't say a word - but what is it you were smuggling?" "Bicycles!"
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