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The Official Newsletter of NAKID
•
MAY 11, 2007
We take a week off for Mom
A
light turnout this week
will be explained away
by Cinco de mayo
hangovers, we expect a great
showing the week after
Mother's Day though!
Very important this week -- the
PJ Party slated for tomorrow
has been rescheduled. See more
info inside for the details. The
party will go on (and it will be
crazy like always!) but it will be
May 26. Sooo, we’re giving
away free beer all night to the
first 20 people who show up to
My Brother’s Place to drink
with us starting at 9 p.m.
Everyone else can drink all the
beer they want for $15.
of the season just keep in mind
that it's not how often your team
wins (everyone makes the playoffs), but what your bar turnout
is that matters in NAKID. As
always, a big thanks to all of
our bar dancers - sometimes it's
all that makes life worth living.
At the very least it makes people happy.
As we reach the halfway mark
Kickball Princesses get royal
treatment at happy hour Friday
FRIDAY - 18th & Red,
Adams Morgan. As a special
treat, any NAKID female who
attends this happy hour will
receive all drinks (for her only)
for FREE for the first two
hours! The catch is that she has
to be wearing a NAKID
Kickball Princess tee. We will
have them at My Brother's Place
this week after your games for
purchase - and they only cost
$1! 18th and Red is located near
Happenings
Th 10
F 11
Week Six games for
Drinking Day
Fatigue Syndrome Day
Millie and Al's. They have two
floors, with the second having a
large dance floor area and
benches with pillows for hooking up or other good stuff. For
the non-princess types we are
working on a Coors Lite special
and will let you know when it is
solidified.
Sa 12
PJ Party rescheduled to
May 26. Come to MPB
Su 13
Pick up game at 3;
Hamilton’s afterward
Get your tiaras ready and make
sure you are at the NAKID
Kickball Princess Happy Hour.
W 15
Tu 14
Week Seen Games for
School Night Chapter
National Chocolate
Chip Day
Events You Don’t
Want to Miss
Saturday
Free Beer at My Brother’s Place for the first 20 NAKIDs who
arrive.
The pajama party has been moved to another date, so join us at MBP on
Saturday. The first 20 NAKIDs who arrive drink beer all night for free.
Everyone else can pay $15.
May 19
Preakness with NAKID
We’re again teaming up with our friends
at Boomerang for a day of debauchery
and horse racing. Bus leaves at 8 a.m.
Buy your own Preakness ticket ($49) but
the bus is free to NAKIDS; bus is $15
for friends. (Event is currently full.)
May 26
OG/Softball Pajama Party
FREE Beer from 8 p.m.-2 a.m, DJ, pillow fights, our own private room
-- this is a party you don’t want to miss. FREE for Sunday players; $5
for other NAKIDs; $10 for friends (who give us their email addresses,
$20 otherwise). RFD, Chinatown.
June 2
School Night/ Drinking Day Anything For Money Party
FREE Beer from 8 p.m.-2 a.m, DJ, our own private room -- a chance to
win an LCD TV! FREE for Tu/Th players; $5 for other NAKIDs; $10
for friends (who give us their email addresses, $20 otherwise). RFD,
Chinatown.
FiveQs
1. Why did you
join NAKID? You
had me at
"NAKID" 2. Ever
had your salad
tossed? I think not
3. Tied up or handcuffed during sex? Not yet 4. Fave
perfume? Euphoria. 5. Cup size? I'm
like a c and a half
CASSIE
PGPubs
”
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”
May 11, 2007 • 2
I don’t remember
saying that
A Collection of Things You Said
My doctor said it would clear up in
two weeks
- Nick, Hoochie Mamas
Black Mistress wears a bra bigger
than my underwear,
- Chris, Hoochie Mamas
I moved my surgery back for the
World Series of Flip Cup
- Jim, Morally Casual
She's a firecrotch
- Chenery, Blumpkins
I hate drinking, I always lose both of
my languages
- Janine, Franks n Beans
I told the fucker I was throwing
scissors and he threw rock
- Sean, Blumpkins
Our league is really boring, we are
joining NAKIDnext season
- several DC Kickballers
overhead leaving Hamilton’s
You haven't done me since fall
- Cat, Hoochie Mamas
At some point between 3pm and
11pm, I lost my pants.
- Laura, Blumpkins
Want to see more pictures?
Check out the NAKID flickr
site at
flickr.com/photos/playnakid.
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Lush & Lushette
of the Week
May 11, 2007 • 3
Courtesy of
Congratulations
Crescent and Maureen!
This season they get not only
the coveted NAKID Lush patch
to proudly display on their shirt
(or anywhere else they want).
They also win
Holly
Hoochie Mamas
Holly found many admirers at the
bar as she danced with her friend in
the MBP dance club. “Skunky
McDrunky” arrived to the game
drunk after two mimosa brunches,
and spent more time sleeping in the
grass than playing. But in true
Hoochie form, Holly made her way
to the bar where she was seen
drinking plenty more in between
nibbling a certain teammates ear,
falling off stools and dancing on
the bar.
Kevin Chenery
Blumpkins
The whole team was drunk prior to
the game, but he was the leader. He
ran down the list of drinks: car
bombs, Jameson, and beer and
other things (it was difficult to
understand him). After wanting a
field near non-existent port o johns,
his team won and he drank even
more at the bar. He somehow lasted
until well into the night and we
salute him.
Cutest
picture
of the
week!
2 passes on the
Boomerang Bus!
So suck up to them, be their
friends, buy them drinks (clearly,
they really like drinks!) and
maybe you’ll get to go with
them. Or you can just push your
own tolerance and win your own
Boomerang Bus passes. Check
out the Boomerang and its trips
at
www.ridetheboomerang.com
FiveQs
1. Why did you join
NAKID? Meet people 2.
Ever had your salad
tossed? Yes 3. Tied up or
handcuffed during sex?
Of course 4. Fave perfume? Cool Water 5. Cup
size? Too big
ALANA
Franks n’ Beans
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• OG Chapter • Sunday
SOFTBALL
Softball
It finally happened: Swing Batter
Batter Swing actually won a
game. Hoos on First may blame
bad umpiring, but giving up16 runs
is no fluke, they lost to SBBS by a
16-14 final. Of course in the second game of it's doubleheader the
red team reverted to form in losing
to the Stealers, 12-5. Hopeful
Monsters won again, this time
beating the still-winless Say
Hallo To My Leetle Fren team,
13-5. And Masterbatters continued their domination in pasting
Hoos on First by a 13-6 final.
KICKBALL
The Neuticals won a close game
over Franks n Beans, 2-1. FnB
was short one girl and that wound
up costing them the game in this
strikeout-fest. The Blumpkins
came to the fields trashed and
requesting to get a field near the
May 11, 2007 • 4
• Softball
port-o-johns (there were none).
Despite the long drinking day they
still crushed the Hoos, 8-1.
DVDA beat Last Call by a score
of 9-3 and then Last Call was not
seen at the bar. That's What
She Said took out the PGPubs,
6-1.
In the later games Morally
Casual stomped on the
Ramrods, 6-1. The 'Rods seem
to be following last season's theory
of being crappy until playoff time.
The Bloody Pirates beat the
Hoochie Mamas 8-2, which
makes the monkey interns sad
because it gives BP captain Jen
Miller a reason to brag. The
Weekend Warriors evened up
their record by taking down the
Purple Cobras, 139. But they weren't at
the bar at all.
FiveQs
1. Why did you
join NAKID?
To meet Chris
Frey 2. Ever
had your salad
tossed? Not yet
3. Tied up or
handcuffed
during sex? Plead
the fifth 4. Fave perfume? Tommy
Hilfiger 5. Cup size? It's called flat
ROCKSTAR
Hoochie Mamas
POKER
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May 11, 2007 • 5
NAKID style
On Saturday 36 NAKIDs
and FON met for the 2nd
NAKID Poker Tournament.
Once the beer and food got
rolling in typical NAKID
fashion we had to wait for
some late comers and the
games got underway. The
first few rounds went by
fairly quickly with only
one player busting out.
After the add-ons, players
started dropping like flies.
One table lost three
NAKIDs right after the
break.
After a brief interruption
by a Mariachi band and a
long distraction posed by
the Captain Morgan girls
(courtesy of free hats and
short shorts they had on), it
was back to business. Once
the tables were condensed
down, it was more and
more obvious that last
year's champ would be
dethroned. Once he was
moved to the table with
Justin "Big Stack"
Hermann, the end was
near. Justin took him down
earning the $50 bounty and
feeling pretty good.
As we closed to the final
table, PGPubs Cassie
was the last female standing and the "bubble" girl the one who just missed
finishing in the top 8 - and
thus in the money. The 5-8
placers received their $30
buy-in back. When we
were finally down to two Big Stack and Alex
Hudson of Franks n
Beans - the game slowed
down for a bit. The two
traded racks of chip and
then the final hand was
dealt with Alex going all in
and losing to Justin. Don't
cry too much though, Alex
made off with $400.
Justin took home $800
and the coveted bracelet for
his efforts.
Big thanks to Rafael,
Corby, Michele Salter,
and Jason Duerstock
for helping out as dealers.
Everyone seemed to have
fun and it was a great
event. See all of you
degenerates in the fall
when we meet again for the
NAKID Poker Tournament.
That means free beer,
Captain Morgan girls and
eventual drunkenness)
Top photo: Justin wins big
with his lucky hand
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May 11, 2007 • 6
Rescheduled for May 26!
Pajama Party
IMPORTANT NOTE ABOUT THE PARTY
We apologize but due to a scheduling error -- not on our part
-- the OG and Softball Pajama Party has to be moved to
May 26. It's still all you can drink from 8pm-2am, and all
the other good stuff. To make up for the fact that it is
Memorial Day weekend, we are making the prizes for best
PJs $500 for the male and female winners!
Also, to fill your drinking needs for this weekend: the first
20 NAKIDs who want to come out to My Brother's Place
this Saturday night (at 9pm) will drink for FREE. They have
an all you care to drink special from 9-1 that we will buy
your wristband for.
Again, we apologize and hope you can still make it to the
party.
OG/Softball
Pajama Party
When: May 26, 8 p.m. to 2 a.m.
Where: RFD, 810 7th St. NW
Red/Green/Yellow lines of Metro
at Chinatown/Gallery Place station
Cost:FREE for OG and Softball,
only $5 for other NAKIDs and $20
for friends of NAKID (only $10 if
they provide an email address)
Why:6 hours of free Coors Light
and Blue Moon, DJ, dancing, girls
in sexy lingerie and pillow fights ...
why not?!?
Anything for
Money Party!
Save the Date for June 2. It’s the Anything
for Money party for the Tues/Thurs chapters. It’s free for them, but only $5 for you.
Also at RFD and with six hours of free
beer.
At this party, you’ll get $100 fake money to
bribe or pay people to do anything they are
willing to do.
The partygoer with the most NAKID
money handed in at the end of the night
(money will be counted the next day) wins
a 50” FLAT SCREEN LCD TV! Don’t miss
this crazy night.
SP
POORRTTSS (where the real games are found)
S
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Flip Cup Jesus was a little saddened by the lackluster turnout at the bar this week. However, the
teams that were there certainly made up for it.
Lots of flip cup action Sunday - even by some
of the Softball crew. Let it be known: as is
always the rule, NO FLIP CUP AT
NAKID PARTIES! So for many of you,
since there are no games next week, it
will be a while before you are at the
tables again. Try to engage mom
and the fam for some practice
rounds next Sunday. As for now, the
standings:
SOFTBALL
1. Hoos on First - The only ones
playing late.
2. Say Hallo to My Leetle Fren - Not
too shabby.
3. Swing Batter Batter Swing - Need
better turnout.
4. Masterbatters - Could be number one,
but they have Morally Casual.
5. Stealers - Not last thanks only to Chris Akins.
6. Hopeful Monsters - Nowhere to be found.
KICKBALL
1. Morally Casual - Never, ever lose.
2. Blumpkins - Drunk but still flipping good.
3. Franks n Beans - Need to step it up to move
up.
4. Bloody Pirates - Moving on up.
5. That's What She Said - A little off.
6. DC Hoos - Let's go Hoos!
7. DVDA - Not at the tables enough.
8. Cleveland Steamers - Small showing but still
playing.
9. SMAC - Looking good.
10. Purple Cobras - Better than they play kickball.
11. Neuticals - No arm wrestling.
12. Ramrods - Need to play others more.
13. Hoochie Mamas - Outside too much.
14. PGPubs - Not bad.
16. Weekend Warriors - No show at the bar.
16. (tie) Last Call - Where were you?
May 11, 2007 • 7