Police Union Caught Fibbing to Candidates
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Police Union Caught Fibbing to Candidates
Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page www.kwtn.com KEY WEST THE NEWSPAPER • SEPTEMBER 21, 2007 PAGE ONE COMMENTARY KWTN’S POLITICAL PICKS HERE’S WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR McPHERSON, ROSSI, GIBSON, JOHNSTON, LEE, CLARK AND MILONE by Dennis Reeves Cooper Until recent years, newspaper endorsements were not published until the last minute, just before election day. But in today’s world, we are told by elections officials, about one-third of all voters here vote before election day, either with absentee ballots or through the Early Voting program at the Supervisor of Election Offices. In fact, as you read these endorsements, although election day is officially on October 2, Key West voters have been voting for more than a week. Having said that, why do newspapers endorse candidates at all? Here at Key West The Newspaper, we ask ourselves that question every year as we sit down to write our endorsements. The best answer comes from our readers. You have told us that you expect us to endorse candidates for local office.The assumption is that those of us who put out newspapers spend more time than most citizens paying attention to the issues and to how current and would-be elected officials address those issues. And we can remind you of history associated with candidates and issues that you may have forgotten about. And then, you are in a better position to make up your own mind. Here is a little pearl from the academic literature: The mass media is not very effective in telling people what to think; but the media does appear to be effective in telling people what to think about. With that in mind, here are some opinions we would like you to think about. MAYOR There are six candidates running for the office of Mayor of Key West, but there are only two major candidates— incumbent Mayor Morgan McPherson and former Mayor Jimmy Weekley. We address only the major candidates here. This is not meant to be disrespectful of the other candidates. One of the really cool things about the United States of America is that, with few restrictions, any citizen can run for any office. But the reality is that the candidates who are able and willing to mount the most effective, visible campaigns are the candidates most likely to be elected. Here is why we think that Morgan McPherson should be Police Union Caught Fibbing to Candidates PBA APPARENTLY ATTEMPTING TO UNDERMINE CRB WITH POTENTIAL OFFICE HOLDERS reelected Mayor: • JIMMY IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. Jimmy Weekley was on the City Commission for 20 years, six of those years as Mayor. He was defeated by McPherson two years ago. Simple question: What could he possibly promise us that he would or could do now that he couldn’t have done during the 20 years he was on the City Commission? The reason the voters threw him out of office is that he was perceived as being part of the problem, not the solution. • McPHERSON GOT RID OF AVAEL. During his first two years in office, Morgan McPherson did something that Weekley never had the courage to do: He provided the leadership to remove the insidious Julio Avael from the office of City Manager. Not only did Weekley not take action to remove Avael, See ELECTION, page 4 KWTN Team Report Officials of the Police Benevolent Association (PBA), the police union, have apparently been caught fibbing— or at least misrepresenting the truth. As part of a questionnaire PBA officials sent to City Commission candidates, a question about the Citizen Review Board (CRB) is prefaced by this statement: “The Florida Legislature recently passed legislation eliminating the ability of Civilian Review boards to investigate. Key West has a review board.” Then, this question was asked of candidates: “How do you propose to resolve the conflicting situation and make sure that the City complies with State Law?” “There has been no legislation that eliminates the ability of the CRB to investigate,” said CRB Attorney Robert Cintron. A 2002 amendment to the Key West City Charter gave Key West one of the strongest Citizen Review Boards in the nation: “The CRB is an independent board with authority to review and/or investigate complaints involving Key West police officers and forward findings and/or recommendations to City management, the Chief of Police, State Attorney, other state or federal law enforcement agencies and/or Grand Juries.” Key West the Newspaper contacted several of the candidates who received the PBA questionnaire. None took the PBA statement at face value. Attorney Robert Klitenick, a candidate See PBA, page 22 Candidate Financials On the Web If you’re curious about who is giving money to candidates running for City offices and how the candidates are spending that money, it’s all on line, courtesy of political consultant Brooks White. Simply got to www. WinTuesday.com. THE ISLAND’S OLDEST INDEPENDENT WEEKLY NEWSPAPER Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page www.kwtn.com Rhonda Chicky Bites in 20 Shades by Rhonda Linseman Nothing has made me appreciate my family more than moving out of my hometown. I was recently reminded of this when we flew to Michigan for my mom’s surprise birthday party. She knew nothing about the party and she had no idea we were even in town. Overwhelmed with shock and joy, she cried that really uncontrollable, ugly, face-contorting sobbing sort of cry. And just when she’d begin to regain some composure, another friend or relative would approach and hug, and the blubbering would recommence. You see, her com- pletely unwarranted humility genuinely prevents her from grasping why anybody would make such a fuss over her. My mom has a gift. She sees the best in everybody without even trying, and knows how to keep a family together. Nothing means more to her than family. Nothing. And until recently, I feared the gift may have skipped a generation, but the weekend trip back home gave me hope. The first indication of this was the fact that I enjoyed having my cheeks kissed by 20 different aunts, leaving remnant smudges of 20 different shades of lipstick on both sides of my face. In my family, we refer to these smooch stains as “chicky bites.” Like a baby that had been passed around at a family gathering, I smelled like breath and spit. But for the first time in my life, it didn’t bother me a bit. In fact, I enjoyed it. Gross but true. My boyfriend, Bobby, flew home with me, and weathered the lipstick pelting by my female relatives very well. He even manned the grill and graciously took “burn it black” commands from the pushier, fussier hotdog-eating relatives. Perhaps his most uncomfortable moment occurred when he and my mom were discussing the variations on rules for Mancala, an ancient counting game played with stones and a wooden board. Bobby had only ever played by moving the stones in a single direction, but my mom was more interested in the variation in which players may move the stones in both directions during the game. So, naturally, mom asked in her thick, innocent Midwestern accent, “Bobby, do you go both ways?” Ten full seconds of deafening silence was followed by an outburst of deep belly laughSee RHONDA, page 3 Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page NEWS BRIEFS Cable Service Will Be Interrupted Wednesday Comcast Cable Communications in the Florida Keys has announced that there will be a cable and internet service interruption affecting customers throughout the Florida Keys on Wednesday, September 26, from 12:01am (midnight) until 6am. The temporary service outage is necessary as aerial cable lines are relocated to underground utility conduits in the area of the Channel 5 Bridge at MM 72. Company officials said this construction is part of an ongoing effort to “harden” Keys cable infrastructure against future severe weather events. City Manager Will Speak at Church Event Key West City Manager Jim Scholl will be the keynote speaker at the Cornish Memorial A.M.E. Zion Church’s annual Friends and Family Day Saturday, September 22. The event starts at 5pm. The public is welcome. Rhonda FROM page 2 ter from everybody within ear shot. “Um, no.” he replied. Well, it took 30 years, but I think I understand now that those repulsive chicky bites and the relatives who insist on them, are really precious. Before our weekend trip back home, it had never occurred to me quite so clearly that the number of chicky bites I’ll receive from my grandma, aunts, and mom is very, very finite. Say it with me: Adoring relatives are a blessing. I appreciate the chicky bites in 20 shades because I know their numbers will dwindle. And there will come a time when I’ll miss them, and won’t be able to get a single one, even if I fly home for the weekend. www.kwtn.com Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page www.kwtn.com Jimmy Is TAMPOA’s Boy ELECTIONS, from page 1 he was often Avael’s apologist! It is likely that, if Weekley were still Mayor, Avael would still be the City Manager. For some voters, this may be the only reason you need to vote for McPherson and against Weekley. • JIMMY IS TAMPOA’S BOY. Do you need another reason? How about TAMPOA, the Truman Annex Master Property Owners Association? Jimmy Weekley is TAMPOA’s boy. Morgan McPherson is not. Back in 2000, when the Navy was preparing to give the City 33 acres of prime waterfront property on the western tip of the island to use as a park, TAMPOA officials saw an opportunity to take control of Southard Street, the only public street that runs through the posh Truman Annex residential development. They told Mayor Weekley and the City Commissioners that, unless they would agree to dramati- cally reduce traffic on Southard Street— including allowing them to put up a gate— and open up several streets in Bahama Village to carry most of the traffic into and out of the park, they would go to the Navy and try to quash the land deal. In other words, unless Weekley and the Commissioners caved in to their blackmail tactics, TAMPOA officials were ready to try to deprive the people of Key West of a spectacular waterfront park. Weekley and the Commissioners capitulated, signing an agreement giving TAMPOA officials everything they were demanding. But when Weekley and others on the Commission “owned” by TAMPOA were swept out of office in 2005, one of the first actions of the new City Commission was to repudiate the 2000 agreement, signed under duress. Mayor McPherson was a primary sup- GREAT SPECIALS EVERY DAY! 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And they appear to have a slate in the upcoming election they hope will make that happen: Jimmy Weekley and City Commission candidates Todd German and Richard Klitenick have all accepted $500 contributions from the TAMPOA Attorney Bill Andersen. Now we understand that simply accepting a contribution from any source does not make a candidate beholden to that source. But in this case, it seems apparent that Andersen feels that Weekley, German and Klitenick may at least be more receptive to the desires of TAMPOA than McPherson, City Commissioner Mark Rossi (who is being challenged by German) and Barry Gibson (who is competing for the District 4 Commission seat against Klitenick). Of interest, when Jimmy Weekley was first running for Mayor in 1999, he happily accepted thousands of dollars in contributions from transient rental landlords in Truman Annex. He is TAMPOA’s boy. See ELECTIONS, next page Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page www.kwtn.com Weekley Cannot Escape Responsibility for Millions of Dollars in Legal Judgments Against the City ELECTIONS, from page 4 • GRINDING THE DUCKS INTO THE DIRT. Jimmy Weekley cannot escape some of the ownership of the multi-million-dollar Ducks verdict still hanging over the City. In 1995, when City Attorney Diane Covan asked the City Commission if she should continue to grind Duck Tours Seafaris “into the dirt,” Weekley was sitting on that Commission. And the result was that the Ducks were illegally driven out of business and the resulting lawsuit produced a jury verdict of $13.5 million in damages against the City. Did Weekley jump to his feet in reaction to Covan’s proposal and protest that “we can’t treat our citizens like that!”? No he didn’t. The City’s appeal of that verdict is still working its way through the courts. And it is true that our current City officials do not seem to have a clue what to do other than just wait to see what the courts decide. But this is the legacy of Jimmy Weekley and others on that Commission who approved the decision to grind the Ducks into the dirt. • JIMMY OPPOSES THE CRB. You need to recall, too, that Jimmy Weekley was one of the most outspoken opponents of the referendum that created a Citizen Review Board (CRB) here in 2002 to oversee an out-of-control Police Department. But more than 60 percent of the voters who went to the polls that year said “yes” to a CRB. Even so, Weekley vowed to continue working to undermine the CRB. While he probably does not have the courage to publicly list that as one of his objectives if elected, he is saying that to the police union, the Police Benevolent Association (PBA), to try to get the PBA endorsement. Morgan McPherson supports the CRB. So, if you support the idea of a civilian oversight board to watch over the Police Department here, you may not want to vote for Jimmy Weekley. • JIMMY AND THE FIRST AMENDMENT. On a related but more personal note: You may recall that when thenPolice Chief Buz Dillon arrested a newspaper publisher here for exposing corruption within the Police Department, Jimmy Weekley not only supported the arrest, he celebrated it. And he has never apologized, even after a panel of federal judges ruled that the law Dillon used to make the arrest was unconstitutional. And he has never accepted any responsibility for the $300,000 the City had to pay because of Dillon’s illegal action. Why should he care? It’s See ELECTIONS, next page Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page www.kwtn.com And There’s That Little Thing About Cheating On His Wife. But Some Say That Was Just a Little Moral Glitch ELECTIONS, from page 5 not his money. Furthermore. Weekley misused the office of Mayor by making more than one speech at the City Commission meetings about how advertisers should not support the “tabloid” newspapers. And he continues to ban the distribution of Key West The Newspaper at Fausto’s. That is his privilege, of course. Fausto’s is private property. But it tells us that we must be doing something right. • WATERFRONT MARKET. Are you one of those people who were mad as hell when Buco Pantelis announced that we was being forced out of business because he could no longer afford to pay the high rent being imposed upon him at the City-owned Key West Bight? Well, by now you may know that Mayor Morgan McPherson has reportedly brokered a deal that may mean that Waterfront market will continue to exist. And if you are a regular reader of Key West The Newspaper, you know that the seeds for the destruction of Waterfront Market were sown in the early 90s when then-City Commissioner Jimmy Weekley (whose family just happens to own Fausto’s Food Palace) handpicked a committee to meet for months behind closed doors to plan how the City could buy and manage the Bight. And that plan did not include a grocery store on the waterfront. Let us say that again: Jimmy Weekley’s original “vision” of a Cityowned Key West Bight did not include a grocery store on the waterfront. If you love Waterfront Market, know that Mayor McPherson, not Jimmy Weekley, played a pivotal role in trying to save it. INFIDELITY. And, oh yeah, there’s that little thing about Weekley getting caught cheating on his wife. Some say that should not be an issue in a political campaign. Perhaps. But we would simply suggest that every voter to ask themselves this question: If Jimmy Weekley would lie to his wife, the person who is supposed to be the most important person in the world to him, what makes you think he wouldn’t lie to you in a heartbeat?! Also running for Mayor: Sloan Bashinsky, George Claing, Rolland Montefalcon and Carie Noda. CITY COMMISSION DISTRICT 2 Banker Todd German is challenging incumbent Commissioner Mark Rossi. Let us tell you again about traditional wisdom in politics: It is almost impossible to beat an incumbent unless there is a scandal. And in this race, there is no scandal CONTINUED on next page Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page www.kwtn.com Rossi Opposes Capitulation to TAMPOA; He Opposed Annexation of Wisteria Island; He Helped Oust Avael. ‘Nuff Said? ELECTIONS, from page 6 that we know about. When longtime District 2 Commissioner Merili McCoy died in 2005, Rossi was appointed by the other City Commissioners to fill her chair until the elections later that year, when he was elected to fill the remaining two years of McCoy’s term. He was not our candidate in 2005, but over the past two years, he has grown on us— if for no other reason, he is a straight talker. And his actions as a Commissioner (and his voting record) seem more aligned with the concerns of average voters that with many of the more “connected” politicians. For example, he played a pivotal role in taking sleezeball City Manager Julio Avael out of that chair. Also, recall that Rossi opposed the knee-jerk effort to annex Wisteria Island when some other Commissioners were falling all over themselves kissing the asses of the rich folk. Rossi opposes the City’s capitulation to TAMPOA. When asked what he thought about TAMPOA’s plans to restrict traffic on Southard Street, Todd German said he didn’t have a yes or no answer on that. So we don’t know if German is one of TAMPOA’s boys or not, but we do know that TAMPOA’s attorney gave him a $500 contribution. Needless to say, TAMPOA is not supporting the reelection of Mark Rossi. We asked Todd why he was running against Rossi. He said, “Because I don’t believe that any incumbent should run unopposed.” That may be a noble reason to run, but it may not be reason enough to vote for him. We know Todd German pretty well. He is a nice man. And he makes all the generic promises that candidates running for office are supposed to make. But we don’t know what he would do if he were 0 $27.0 e rs 3 Cou ht ig All N s a & Tap elected to the City Commission. We think we know what Mark Rossi would do because we’ve seen him do it over the past two years. And we like his style. We recommend a vote to reelect Mark Rossi. CITY COMMISSION DISTRICT 4 This is the seat that longtime Commissioner Harry Bethel is giving up to run for Utility Board. The two major candidates in this race are businessman Barry Gibson and Attorney Richard Klitenick. Semi-retired attorney George Maurer is also running for this seat. Gibson is our choice in this race. He is a former banker. In fact, he was our banker when we first started this newspaper more than 13 years ago. He is another straight-talker. And he understands the concerns of the average voter. When a group of citizens recently banded together to get signatures on a petition to force a referendum to ensure that the City Commission would have to call for a vote of the people before annexing any property, Gibson was right out there on the street gathering signatures. And he has certainly been CONTINUED on next page Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page www.kwtn.com Klitenick Is More Connected to the Movers and Shakers; Gibson Is More in Tune with Average Citizen FROM previous page involved in more than his share of community activities and organizations, including serving as president of Big Brothers/Big Sisters, the local Chapter of the American Red Cross and the Jaycees. Klitenick is the smoothtalking Chairman of the Key West Planning Board. And he says he stands by all the votes he has cast in that capacity. But one single vote he says he is standing by could sink his Spa Manicures & Pedicures CISSY @ HEADLINES Acrylics, Pink & Whites 1075 Duval Street • 305-296-6373 thecissy@bellsouth.net candidacy: He voted in favor of the controversial Watermark condominium complex. The law says that new construction in Old Town can’t be taller than 2 1/2 stories. But the developers somehow convinced Klitenick to approve a project that, if it had been built, would have been 2 1/2 stories over parking— four stories tall! Parking doesn’t count, the developers said, presumably with straight faces. And Klitenick (and others) bought it. But Judge Richard Payne didn’t buy it. “You simply invented the ‘over parking’ part of the law,” he told the developers. Duh! Why did Klitenick, an attorney, need a judge to tell him that? Former City Commissioner Tom Oosterhoudt apparently couldn’t count to 2 1/2 either. He voted for the Watermark project and was beaten in the 2005 election by Bill Verge, who voted “no” on the Watermark project when he was on the Planning Board. Can you judge a candidate by his friends? Well, Klitenick admits to being a really good friend of local attorney and power broker Michael Halpern, who— as you read this— is in the process of attempting to virtually destroy a historical Key West neighborhood by using all kinds of tricks to try to turn the Southernmost Hoax, uh, House into a 150-seat outdoor restaurant. As Planning Board Chairman or as a City Commissioner, Klitenick will get to vote to approve or disapprove this project. Will he vote in favor of the neighbors or his friend, the developer, in this case? We don’t know. But we do know that when he voted on Watermark, he ignored the protests of the neighbors and voted in favor of the developers. Klitenick also says he is friends with TAMPOA Attorney Bill Andersen, who gave him a $500 contribution. That, of course, does not make him See ELECTIONS, page 24 Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page LETTERS Reader Comments On Rhonda’s Beauty Pageant Column In the September 14th edition of KWTN, Rhonda Linseman’s column on the candidates for City offices made me spit coffee out my nose . . . three times! That was, hands down, the funniest commentary on our little town’s warped politics that I have ever read. I have seen the commission and mayoral race candidates debate and she could not be more accurate with her descriptions and pageant title assignments. Thank you for the laughs. I needed it. Each time I see Jose Menendez, I get angry because he, above all the others, (even more so than the theiving, conniving egocentrics that have held seats in city government,) makes the biggest mockery of public office. I have grown tired of the sighs, the hemming and hawing, “Oh, he’s just a sweet, stupid, old man.” He won by fraud and doesn’t even have the decency to stay informed on any issues at all. Hell, he doesn’t even speak friggin’ English! It was such a joy to see in Rhonda’s column a jibberish, word-for-word quotation from that jackass. Perhaps it will inspire his district’s previously uninformed constituents to get off their butts and make sure Teri Johnston unseats him. Please be sure to listen to Sloan Bashinsky sometime soon, for I would hate for you to miss any fodder that this Einstein could provide. At the Business Guild luncheon he answered the “If elected, what would you do about the vagrancy problem,” question with a killer quote: “Jesus walked amongst the lepers and whores and so should we.” I look forward to Rhonda Linseman’s future writings! Leigh Pujado Key West www.kwtn.com Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page 10 www.kwtn.com OPINION hal o'boyle Our New Terminal Newton Wouldn’t Buy It ON THE SONNY SIDE by Charles “Sonny” McCoy In the summer of 1996, the Board of County Commissioners, meeting in Key Largo, voted to reject bids for the construction of the new Key West International Airport Terminal. For reasons unknown, there was no further action on building a complete terminal complex, but some modifications and additions were made to the existing structure. After NineEleven and the new concern for Air Service Security, it became apparent that the Key West International Airport Terminal was not adequate in several areas. In an effort to bring the Terminal Complex current with our new security criteria and the twenty first century airport needs, a fresh dialogue was initiated with the FAA and FDOT to construct a terminal that would meet existing and future needs. A major delay in this project was the decision to utilize a bidding and construction system called “CM-at Risk” which is different from the more common contracts where the contract award is made to one General Contactor and all dealings are made through that one source. Fortunately, the costs incurred in Airport work are borne by monies collected by the sale of passenger tickets on the Airlines. The County constructed an attractive terminal in Marathon that should serve the Middle Keys for now and in the future. But the volume of traffic was more than the Key West terminal could safely accommodate and the consensus was there to construct the terminal and several other airport deficiencies. The FAA was still unhappy about the County aborting the Airport improvements and had a few questions about assurances that the project would be followed through and that the County would not repeat the 1996 fiasco of scuttling the Key West project at a Key Largo meeting. The new termi- nal costs are more than triple the costs of the earlier terminal project. Air service traffic keeps increasing and the need to accommodate this growth and provide for this new safety has the Federal and State agencies following their mandates to provide an Airport Facility that will meet the present and future needs of a semi-remote Island. Many other locations for this Historical Airport had in the past been proposed and while there were attractive alternatives; each of the proposals contained objectionable features that prevented implementation. So, for better or for worse, this Airport will continue to serve Key West and the Lower Keys. This New Airport Terminal will not only facilitate passenger service, It will have features intended to make the arrival and departure a pleasant one. There are those that have done everything in their power to hinder progress and may try to repeat that 1996 experience when we wasted opportunities and money. But despite all the efforts to retard safety and progress, it appears sanity will prevail and the needs of our future Airport are secure. Sonny McCoy is a County Commissioner and a former five-term Key West mayor. WHAT’S YOUR OPINION? Send us a Letter To the Editor TheBluePaper@kwtn.com by Hal O’Boyle Whether the pitcher hits the stone, or the stone hits the pitcher, it is bad for the pitcher. — Sancho Panza in The Man of La Mancha Despite a knee-jerk mistrust of any official story and an often self-destructive inclination to question authority, at first I accepted without question our government’s explanation of the wreck of the Twin Towers. Eventually, however, my trust in physics aligned with my mistrust of politicians to cast doubt on the official story. The 18th century mathematician, Sir Isaac Newton, explained much about the world. His ideas have been so thoroughly tested that we now call them “Newton’s Laws.” At sizes above the subatomic and at speeds below that of light, those laws offer immutable, easily applied rules for predicting and analyzing the physical world. Since I’m about to dip you lightly into the bubbling vat of high school physics, you’ll be pleased to know there are only three laws of motion. I’ll paraphrase the textbook. One: Moving stuff keeps moving until forced to stop. Two: The force necessary to stop stuff on the move is represented by F=ma, where “F” is the force, “m” is the weight of the stuff, and “a” is how fast you want to stop it. Three: Every force creates an equal and opposite force. See O'BOYLE, page 21 Key West West Key T H E N E W S P A P E R Key West The Newspaper is published every Friday, all year 'round, 52 weeks a year. Free distribution weekly: 9,000 News tips and letters to the editor are welcome. Phone: (305) 292-2108. Fax: (305) 292-1882. Editorial and advertising office: 422 Fleming Street Mail: P.O. Box 567, Key West FL 33041 E-mail: TheBluePaper@kwtn.com Subscriptions: $40 for six months Editor/Publisher Dennis Reeves Cooper, Ph.D. Associate Editor Rhonda Linseman Entertainment Valerie Ridenour Photography Richard Watherwax Art Director Art Winstanley Advertising Darlene Ashcroft Contributors Michael Barnes, Hal O’Boyle, Sonny McCoy, Barbara Bowers, Meryl Berman, Jeni Alterman, Harry Skevington Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page 11 www.kwtn.com ENTERTAINMENT • EATING & DRINKING • NIGHTLIFE • ATTRACTIONS • EVENTS • ARTS • SHOPPING • MAP Abdul Mateen At the Parrot Mile Marker 24 At Sloppy Joe’s Saturday HOWARD LIVINGSTON and Mile Marker 24 will be on stage at Sloppy Joe’s this Saturday, September 22, 5:30- 9:30pm. Black & Skabuddah At La Te Da’s Piano Bar TWICE GRAMMY-NOMINATED Reggae artist Abdul Mateen is back at the Green Parrot Bar tonight and tomorrow night, Friday and Saturday, September 21-22, starting at 10— with a special 5:30 “sound check” Friday. Live Music On the Island! Complete Listings & Info Pages 11-20 BLACK & SKABUDDAH are at the By George Piano Bar at la Te Dh every Saturday night starting at 9:30. Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page 12 www.kwtn.com more more entertainment entertainment Scarekrow Back at Cowboy Bill’s SCAREKROW is back at Cowboy Bill’s tonight and tomorrow night, Friday and Saturday, September 21-22, starting at 10. Free Concert at Guy Harvey’s THE LEGENDARY FOLK/ROCK STAR AL STEWART will be at Guy Harbey’s Island Grill this Saturday night, September 22. Larry Baeder and his band will kick off this free concert at 7pm. Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page 13 www.kwtn.com more entertainment Caffeine and McCloud at Schooner Wharf CAFFEINE CARL & the Buzz, above, are at the Schooner Wharf Bar tonight and tomorrow night, Friday and Saturday, September 2122, 7 ‘til midnight. MICHAEL McCLOUD, left, is in the house every afternoon except Tuesday, noon’til 5 Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page 14 www.kwtn.com Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page 15 www.kwtn.com Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page 16 www.kwtn.com what’s hot The Dave Aaron Band by Valerie Ridenour I have what’s known in the music business as a commercial ear. I can tell which acts can hit the big time. Two acts I picked before they had record deals were Alabama and No Doubt. I know Dave Aaron will be a star. He only needs to make the right connections. He’s a magical singer, a good guitarist, and an excellent song writer. I saw him at the Sugarloaf Lodge Tiki Bar Saturday night, and he was wonderful, as usual. Dave had two friends with him, harmonica player Wally Hill, from Louisville, Kentucky, and bass man Rick Stewart who comes to us from Cincinnati, a great music town. First up was a Kenny Chesney tune that proclaimed, “I’m gonna sit right here and have another beer in Mexico”. Next came two of my favorites, Toby Keith’s marvelous “I Ain’t As Good As I Once Was” (but I’m as good once as I ever was). Now a song by Rodney Adkins whom Dave opened for recently, “If You’re Going Through Hell, Keep On Going”. Wally played great harp solos, and Rick kept the rhythm tight as spandex. Now we hear from George Straight, who happens to be in town recording at Buffett’s studio. Dave ran into him and had a chat.”Check Yes Or No” was fine. We get into originals now with “You Won’t Find Nobody Else Like Me”, followed by “You Can Always Come Back”. As I Said, Dave is an excellent writer. Dierks Bentley was next with “Got a Lot Of Leaving Left To Do”. Wally gave us excellent harp. Blake Shelton’s “Some Beach” was a delight. Now we get to hear another excellent original recorded live at Sloppy Joe’s, “Prince Charming”. Dave Aaron has energy to go with his fine vocals. He’s fun to watch. Brad Paisley’s “Baby, You Are the World” was a winner.Rick is excellent. Now another original comes our way, one written for his wife titled “Spend My Life With You”. “Saving Up My Love” follows. Now Dave sings an ‘off the wall’ Brad Paisley number that ends “I’d Like To Check You For Ticks”. Kenny Chesney mentioned most of his friends in the next song, “Now I Know How It Feels”, and they were Jimmy Buffett and others. The set ended with an original, “Second Chances”. You may wonder why I’ve mentioned no ‘ask for its’. That’s because every single tune was worth hearing again. Like I said, Dave Aaron is a future star. Count on it! Stay cool. Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page 17 www.kwtn.com RIDENOUR REPORT by Valerie Ridenour There wil be a memorial for Lou Feinberg at Mallory Square on September 17. It will be followed by a jam by Lou’s friends at Finnegan’s Wake. At that time we will be auctioning off Lou’s musical equipment, guitars and such. Come on out to pick up a bargain, play with us, or just have a good time partying. Lou would love it! T.J. McGann has put it all together. He’ll be back for it. He’s been in New York with Les Paul, who at ninety one still plays every night. The Bear Bottom Beach Club is no more. It is now the Big’uns’ Sports Bar. The popular Matt Avery will play there Fridays and Saturdays and Wednesdays and Thursdays. This will be the place to watchyour favorite events. We now have a five star hotel in Cayo Hueso, the Beachside. It is elegant beyond your expectations and will feature the marvelous Bobby Nesbitt, possibly the most loved musician in the Keys. He will be back from Europe in time for the opening. This goes far beyond upscale. i can hardly wait! Dan Crandall Smith is back in town. He has been through some horrific surgery on his hand, which fortunately is healing. He’s only able to play for an hour at a time, so he’s doing jams and lunch gigs. He played today at the Big Pine Senior Center where I work part time. They loved him. His wonderful voice is even better. I am frequently asked what activities we have for seniors. We have lots, line dancing, excercise classes, quilting, bingo, crafts, bowling, glee club, computer club, and we serve lunch five days a week. There’s more good news. Mark Peterson is redoing the Big Pine House Of Music. He will reopen it around Fantasy Fest. He will have music. You may remember him as the guitarist with Angus Bangus. Michelle Dravis has put together a duo with Dora. They alternate with the 40 ft. Sharpie Band. Michelle sounds marvelous. She comes by her musical talent honestly. Her mom is the fantastic violinist/fiddle player Kay Janeka. I went to review her, but a member of my party got sick and we had to leave. I’ll catch up to her later. There’s been a virus attacking us. Brian Roberts caught it and had to cancel several gigs. He sounded like a sandpapered frog. Get well soon, Brian. Didn’t I tell You Dave Aaron will Be a star? He is in a contest that takes him to Nashville for the finals. He’s won so far, and I’m sure he’ll go all the way. If you love the sound of the islands, don’t miss Maasai at he Green Parrot this weekend. They will play Friday and Saturday nights with sound checks Friday and Sunday at five thirty. This is great for us working folks who can’t stay upaslate as we used to. Now we get to hear the great bands who play there. Once again, thanks, John Vagnoni. Skarekrow, the wonderful country band that plays at Cowboy Bill’s has signed a recording deal! I’ll tell you more soon! More news, Mel McDaniel will be appearing there soon. Rick Stewart, Dave Aaron’s bass player wore a T shirt that read on the back, printed upside down,”If you can read this, put me back on my barstool”. When he bent over to pick something up, there it was. Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page 18 www.kwtn.com NOW PLAYING AQUA: theAquanettes BAYSIDE BAR & GRILL: FRI, Adrienne * SAT, Yvan Agbo * SUN, Carlon Lyons BEAR BOTTOM BEACH CLUB: FRI & SAT, 6 - 10, Randy Mac; 10 - 2, Matt Avery * MON, & TUBS, 5 - 9, Acoustic Johnson * WED, 5-9, Taz ; 9-I, Matt Avery BLUE HEAVEN: closed until dinner, October 12 B.O. ‘s FISH WAGON: FRI, 6pm, Barry Cuda & the Sharks BOONDOCKS: FRI, 7 pm, 40 ft Sharpie * SAT, 7pm, Mile Marker 24 * SUN, Quintessense, Gordy Michael & Mike Gillis * MON, Barry Cuda BOTTLECAP: TBA THE BULL: FRI, I - 5, Elvis; PLEASE NOTE: Entertainment schedules are always subject to last-minute changes and, sometimes, club schedules are not available at press time. TBA stands for To Be Announced. NAPT stands for Not Available At Press Time. Band times are noted before the names of the bands in each listing. Please tell us about errors and/or schedule changes: entertainment@kwtn. com NOTE: Schedules are subject to change without notice. To be sure the band of your choice is playing, you may want to call the venue before you go. 6 - 12, Dawn Wilder; 10 - 2:30, Caffeine Carl * SAT, I 5, Elvis; 6 - 12, Dawn Wilder; 10 - 2:30, 40 ft. Sharpie * SUN, I - 5, Elvis; 8 - 12, 40 ft. Sharpie * MON, I - 5, Elvis 8 - 12, Baby T * TUES, I - 5, Dora; 8 - 12, Dawn Wilder * WED, I - 5, Elvis; 8 - 12 Dawn Wilder * THURS, I - 5, Dora; 8 - 12, Dawn Wilder CAPTAIN TONY’S: FRI & SAT, noon, Rob Sweet; 4:30, Gary Hempsey; 9 - 2, Carl Peachy Band * SUN, noon, Ben Taddiken;4:30, Tim Bender; 8”30 - 12, Gary Hempsey * MON, noon, Liz O’Connor; 4:30, ob Sweet; 8:30 - 12:30, Carl Peachy Band * TUES, noon, Rob Sweet;4:0, Gary Hempsey; 8:30 12:30, Gary Hempsey * WED, noon, Ben Taddiken; 4:30, Tim Bender; 8:30 - 12:30, Carl Peachy Band * THURS, noon Liz O’Connor; 4:30, Gary Hempsey; 8:30 - 12:30, Carl Peachy Band CHEESEBURGER: SAT, Hershel Lester * SUN, Alphonse * TUES, Jim Wist * THURS, Jim Wist, Rob & Tom CONCH REPUBLIC SEAFOOD RESTAURANT: FRI, 2 - 6, Joel Nelson; 7 - II, Chris Cook* SAT, 2 - 6, Joel Nelson; 7 - II, Zack Seemiller * SUN, 6 - 10, Melvin Newton * MON, 6 - 10, Zack Seemiler * TUES, 6 - 10, Melvin Newton * WED, 6 - 10, Din Alien * THURS, 6 - 10 Chris Cook COWBOY BILL’S:FRI & SAT,Tim Cooper & the Midnight Ride * WED & THURS, Chad Bradford DANTE’S: FRI, 3-6, Yvan Agbo* SAT, 1.30 - 5:30, The Monks Of Funk * SUN, 1:30 - 5:30, Fremont John DURTY HARRY’S: FRI & SAT, 8:30, Durty Rita * MON & TUES, Duo * WED & THURS, Duty Rita EIGHT O’ONE: Drag Shows Nightly FINNEGAN’S WAKE: FRI & SAT, Taz GARDEN OF EDEN: FRI - THURS, DJ’s Timber & Lars GEIGER KEY MARINA: SUN, Dave Aaron GRAND KEY: FRI, Bobby Pazo * SAT, Donna Schaffer * weekends on the deck Jim Wist GREEN PARROT: FRI & SAT, 10 - 2, Tony O, 5:30 sound check Friday. GUY HARVEY’S ISLAND GRILL: FRI & SAT, 6 - 9, Michael McCloud; 9 - 1, Prime Movers * SUN, 7pm Larry Baeder opens for Al Stewart * THURS, 6 - 9, Michael McCloud; 9 - 1, Larry Baeder CONTINUED on next page Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page 19 www.kwtn.com NOW PLAYING FROM previous page HALF SHELL RAW BAR: FRI & WED, 5 - 7, Caffeine Carl HOG’S BREATH: FRI & SAT, 1`- 5, Kenny & Cuda Show; 5 - 9, Jen; 10 - 2, Hugo Duarte & Full Sail * SUN, 1 - 5, TBA;5 - 9, Jen; 10 - 2, Hugo Duarte & Full Sail * MON & TUES, 1 - 5, Cory & Jeff; 5 - 9, Jen; 10 - 2, The Coal Men * WED & THURS, 1 - 5, Joel Nelson, 5 - 9, Jen; 10 - 2, The Coal Men IRISH KEVIN’S: FRIGerd Rube; 10 - 2, Bobby Donaldson & Friends HOGFISH: FRI, Larry Baeder SAT, Mike Gillis * SUN, Fremont John ISLAND DOG: 11 - 3, Dan Ligouri, 3 - 7, John Solinski; 7-11, Matt Quinton; 11 - close, N.Y. Pauly * SAT, 11-3, George Victory; 3 - 7, Nick Norman; 7-II, N.. Pauly; II close, Matt Quinton * SUN, 12 - 3:30, Zack Seemiller; 3:30 - 7, Nick Norman* ; 7 - 10:30, N.Y.Pauly; 10:30 - close, JoTUBS, noon - 5, Cory & Jeff; 5 - 9, Gerd Rube; 10 - 2, Bobby Donaldson & Friends*i WED& THURS, noon - 5, Joe Nelson; 5 - 9, OG: FRI & SAT, Brad & Sean * SUN, Patrick hn Solinski * MON, 10:30 - 2:30, TBA; 2:30 - 6:30, Nick Norman; 6:30 - 10:30, John Solinski; 10:30 - close, Matt Quenton * TUES, 10:30 - 2:30, Reddawg; 2:30 - 6:30, Nick Norman; 6:30 - 10:30, N.Y . Pauly LA TE DA: Cabaret, FRI & SAT, Broadway Three Ways * Piano Bar, FRI - SUN, Pat & Debra * MON, Bbby Nesbitt * TUES & WED, Black & Skabuddah LAZY GECKO: Fri, 7 - 11, Parachute Adams * SAT, 7 - 11,Nick Norman * 7 - 11, Zack Seemiller * WED, 7 - 11, Parachute Adams * THURS, Nick Norman MARGARITAVILLE: FRI, SUN, Johnny Dred* TUES -THURS, Zack Seemiller REDFISH/ BLUEFISH: SAT, Brian Paul * THURS, Tony Roberts on the back patio RICK’S: FRI, II - 3, Pete Frazier; 4-8, Ben Taddiken; 8 - 12, Uncle Bob * SAT, 12 - 4, Alphose; 4-8 Ben Taddiken; 8 - 12, Uncle Bob * SUN, 8 - 12, Ben Taddiken * MON, II - 8, Pete Frazier; 8 -12, Ben Taddiken * TUES II - 4, Alphonse;4 - 8, Uncle Bob * WED, 8 -12, Uncle Bob * THURS, noon, Alphonse; 8 -12, Uncle Bob * Every night, Karoake CONTINUED on next page Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page 20 www.kwtn.com Behind Bars RICHARD WATHERWAX BARTENDER OF THE WEEK DIANE is a caffeine dealer at the Coffee Plantation. Her specialty drink is an Almond Cappuccino. Tell us who your favorite drink server is. PO Box 567, KW 33041. Fax 292-2108. Email: TheBluePaper@kwtn. com now playing FROM previous page RUM BARREL: NAPT SCHOONER WHARF: FRI , noon - 5, Michael bMcCloud & Friends;7 - 12, Mile Marker 24; 9 -1, Magic of Frank Everhart * SAT, noon - 5, Michael McCloud, 7 - 1`2, Moose & the Bulletproof Blues Band; 9 - 1, Magic of Frank Everhart * SUN, noon - 5, Michael McCloud & Friends; 7-11, Calypso Latin Party; 9 -1, Magic of Frank Everhart * MON, noon - 5, Michael McCloud & Friends, 7 - II, Caffine & Pepper, 9 -1, Magic of Frank Everhart * TUES, noon - 5, Raven & Bubba; 7 - II, Cory Heydon; 9 -1, Magic of Frank Everhart * WED, Michael McCloud & Friends; 7-11, Gary Hempsey & Russ Skavelli ; 9 - I, Magic of Frank Everhart * THURS, noon - 5, Michael McCloud & Friends; 7-11, Unpaid Bartabs, 9 -1, - Magic of Frank Everhart SLOPPY JOE’S: FRI, 12 - 4:45, Dave Aaron live recording; 5:30 - 9:30, Pete & Wayne; 10 - 2, Echoburn * SAT, 12 - 4:45, Zack Seemiller; 5:30 - 9:30, Pete & Wayne; 102, Echoburn * SUN, 12 - 4:45, Barry Cuda; 5:30 - 9:30, Bubba System; 10 - 2, Echoburn * MON, 12 - 4:45 Barry Cuda; 5:30 - 9:30, Pete & Wayne; 10 - 2, Bobby Friss * TUES, 12 - 4:45, Brian Roberts; 5:0 - 9:30, Barry Cuda & the Sharks, 10 - 2, Bobby Friss * WED, Terry Cassidy; 5:30 - 9:30, Pete & Wayne; 10 - 2, Bobby Friss * THURS, Terry Cassid5:30 - 9:30, Pete & Wayne; 10 - 2, Bobby Friss WILLIE T’S: TBA Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page 21 www.kwtn.com Don’t Try this with Your Hummer O’BOYLE, from page 10 Not complicated. The third is most important to us here. Sancho Panza summarized it nicely in his remark about the pitcher. The collision of a stone and a pitcher produces a force that acts equally but in opposite directions on the two colliding objects. Stones being tougher than pitchers tend to survive larger forces. The laws are the same for all moving objects. Any high school physics student can calculate the forces that affect colliding stones and pitchers, bugs and windshields, or airliners and skyscrapers. All he needs to know is the weight of both items and their relative speed. Of course, it’s skyscrapers and airplanes that interest us here. In my customary fashion, I will oversimplify the tragic, historic event for you using figures I found on the excellently researched website of Dr. Morgan Reynolds, www. nomoregames.net. Dr. Reynolds tells us the Twin Towers weighed something like 500,000 tons and a Boeing 767 weighs around 140 tons. The weight of the plane was .028% of that of the building. There is no great precision necessary in numbers this large. A few hundred tons one way or the other won’t change the ratio much. Equally important is that the plane was made of soft, light aluminum while the building was made of hard, heavy steel and concrete. The pitcher and the stone. For an example of just how fragile airplanes are, by the way, I recommend some of Dr. Reynolds’ photos of airplane damage caused by collisions with birds. Skyscrapers and airliners are big objects to try to wrap your mind around. The scale is hard to grasp. To better understand the situation I had to reduce it to more familiar objects while maintaining comparable ratios of mass. By a lucky coincidence the ratio of the weight of a fully loaded Hummer and a six-pack of cold beer in aluminum cans is not unlike that of our plane and building example. There is also a happy similarity in their construction, aluminum v. steel. A frosty sixer of Bud tallboys is about .069% of the weight of a Hummer. The higher ratio gives us a margin of error. It’s as if the plane were over twice as heavy as it really was and allows us to use the entire six-pack, which I always recommend. Imagine now, as unlikely as it may seem, that I suspend a perfectly good six-pack above a highway at the grille height of the Hummer. Let’s even imagine that the cans are filled with jet fuel instead of beer. Let’s also put an Arab who has never driven before in the Hummer bearing down on the six-pack at 500 miles an hour. (Do not try this with your Hummer.) If we believe the U.S. government’s explanation of the collapse of the World Trade Center, the following is what we would have to believe happened next to our Hummer. The Hummer hits the six-pack, which, according to Newton’s third law is exactly the same as the six-pack hitting the Hummer. The jet fuel ignites in a spectacular fireball which engulfs the Hummer and burns furiously for a while. The sixpack passes through the grille, the motor, the firewall, and the seats and shoots out through the back door. All traces of the six-pack vanish. No sign of aluminum is found anywhere on the grille or inside the Hummer. Nor are there any pieces of beer can on the road around the point of impact. Even the pull tabs are gone. The Hummer careens forward in a billowing cloud of smoke for about another half hour when suddenly disintegrates into a pile of nuts, bolts and smoldering dust that you could hide under a beach umbrella. No piece of the wreckage is larger than a door knob. Officials find the Arab’s undamaged driver’s license on top of the pile. Do you think Newton would buy this story? Hal O’Boyle writes from the suburbs of San Jose, Costa Rica. His articles are archived at www.the-extremist.com. He answers email at hal@kwtn. com. Local Favorites Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page 22 www.kwtn.com FILM What’s on at the Tropic Opens Friday! The first “must-see” film of the fall. EASTERN PROMISES Viggo Mortensen rules, in another powerful collaboration with David Cronenberg (History of Violence). Mortensen plays the mysterious and charismatic Nikolai, a Russian-born driver for the leader of one of London’s most notorious Russian mafia families, the Vory V Zakone criminal brotherhood. Headed by Semyon (Armin Mueller-Stahl)--whose courtly charm as the welcoming proprietor of the plush Trans-Siberian restaurant impeccably masks a cold, brutal core. The family is tested by Semyon’s volatile son and enforcer, Kirill (Vincent Cassel). Nikolai’s carefully maintained existence is jarred when he crosses paths with Anna (Naomi Watts), a midwife from a North London hospital trying to right a wrong, who accidentally uncovers potential evidence against the family. Written by Steve Knight (Dirty Pretty Things). Salon.com calls it “a dark and mesmerizing immersion into a distinctive world.” And the Wall St. Jour- nal acknowledges that “Viggo Mortensen’s performance is flat-out brilliant, and this relentlessly dramatic thriller represents a mid-life growth spurt for its director” “A superbly wrought yarn set in the milieu of firstgeneration Russian mobsters in London that is simultaneously tough-minded and compassionate about the human condition, Eastern Promises instantly takes its place among David Cronenberg’s very best films.” - Variety CONTINUED on next page Did PBA Try To Dupe Candidates? PBA, from page 1 for the District 4 Commission seat, said he researched the question and sent the PBA this response: “I have reviewed the most recent legislative changes I could find relating to Chapter 112, the ‘Police Officer’s Bill of Rights’, and I have been unable to locate legislation specifically eliminating the Civilian Review Board’s ability to investigate . . . I do not think there is a conflict requiring resolution.” Barry Gibson, also a candidate for the District 4 seat is married to an attorney. “I asked my wife to pull up recent legislation and all she found was a new law that says that Police Internal Affairs investigators who lie on their reports can be prosecuted,” Gibson said. “I didn’t realize that was a problem.” KWTN also emailed Police Lt. Jim Benkoczy, reportedly one of the local PBA representatives, and asked him to provide copies of the legislation referenced in the PBA questionnaire. He had not responded at presstime. It is no secret that the police union opposes the idea of a civilian board overseeing the Police Department, even if that board’s powers are limited to making recommendations. Before the vote on the 2002 referendum, police officers reportedly openly campaigned in uniform and on City time. Benkoczy spoke out at one of the public forums, predicting, “There will never be a Citizen Review Board here! The people will never vote for it!” But on election day, more than 60 percent of those who went to the polls voted “yes” for a CRB. CRB Executive Director Amanda Willet told KWTN this week that she will recommend that the PBA questionnaire be put on the agenda for discussion at the next CRB meeting. Ironically, Lt. Benkoczy is the Police Department liaison to the CRB and attends most of the meetings. Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page 23 www.kwtn.com What’s On At the Tropic FROM page 22 “puts [Mortensen] in line with the greats” Boston Globe “worthy of serious awards consideration” NY Post “expertly realized and gunmetal slick” L.A. Times “the first must-see film of the young fall” NY Daily News “engrossing” New York Magazine Rated R. Runtime 1hr 40min Showtimes (in Carper): Friday/Sunday/Wednesday/ Thursday at (3:00), 5:00, 7:00, 9:00; Saturday/Monday/Tuesday at (3:00), 5:00, and 9:00 * * * Opens Friday! 2 DAYS IN PARIS A Parisian getaway becomes anything but romantic for a high-strung New York couple in writer/director Julie Delpy’s smart, sexy comedy about how opposites attract— and then slowly drive each other crazy. Marion (Delpy) is a French photographer and Jack (Adam Goldberg) is an American interior designer. After a less than idyllic vacation in Italy, they stop off in Paris for two days, where Jack has to deal with a new language, a crazily unfamiliar culture, meeting Marion’s sexually frank and permissive family and a bevy of flirtatious ex-boyfriends. In the city of lights, Jack and Marion begin to see each other in a different, less appealing light as the cultural divide between them grows. Will these two days in Paris be Jack and Marion’s last days as a couple, or will they be the beginning of a new, richer life together? It’s a “smart film with an edge to it” says Roger Ebert, and “amusingly raunchy” according to the Miami Herald. “fearlessly original and laugh-out-loud funny” Elle “quirky, fresh and sharply intelligent” Empire “sharply observed and often hilarious” Salon.com Rated R. Runtime 1hr 36min. (This film is in English.) Showtimes (in Taylor): Daily at (2:30), 4:30, 6:30, 8:30 * * * Opens Friday! VITUS By the age of 12, Vitus (real-life piano prodigy Teo Gheorghiu) is a highly gifted musician with a bright future. But the daily pressure of hours of musical practice, his overprotective though well-meaning mother (Julika Jenkins), and his father’s (Urs Jucker) precarious financial situation lead the boy to seek refuge at the home of his eccentric grandfather (Bruno Ganz). Vitus and his grandfather’s shared love of flying, mischief and adventure offers Vitus an opportunity at a normal childhood, something the burden of his talent had previously prevented him from enjoying. A moving and humorous coming-of-age story directed and co-written by Fredi Murer. It’s “a touching and inspirational fantasy, buoyed by splendid music and considerable humor” (Christian Science Monitor), and a “celebratory, family-friendly fable.” (Chicago Reader) Swiss Entry for 2007 Foreign Language Academy Award Rated PG. Runtime 2hrs 3min. In Swiss-German with subtitles. Showtimes (in The George): Friday/Saturday/ Sunday/Monday/Tuesday at (2:45), 5:15, 7:45; Wednesday/ Thursday at (2:45) and 5:15 Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page 24 www.kwtn.com Teri Is the Smart Choice to Replace Jose. Check Bethel’s Record with Electric Company Before Putting Him on the Board. Covan Walked off Her Last City Job ELECTIONS, from page 8 one of TAMPOA’s boys, but Anderson apparently thinks he might be. He didn’t give Gibson $500. And Klitenick is also friends with Richard Tallmadge, the Chairman of the Culinary Arts Advisory Committee who recently got caught trying to undermine the employment of Holly Bell, the popular culinary arts teacher (and Teacher of the Year) at Key West High School. In fact, Klitenick and Tallmadge are apparently really good friends. He made Tallmadge his campaign manager. CITY COMMISSION DISTRICT 5 Incumbent Jose Menendez is being challenged by Teri Johnston. Who is one of the founders of FIRM, Fair Insurance Rates in Monroe. This one is a no-brainer. Teri Johnston is a serious, exciting candidate. If you are a voter in District 5, she should be your candidate. Jose Menendez is a nice elderly gentleman— but he has got to be the dumbest Commissioner in the history of the City. Not long ago, he said that he couldn’t support allowing the people to vote on the annexation of Wisteria Island because he had seen pictures in a magazine that showed trash on the island. That was the reason he gave. We don’t make this kind of stuff up. One of Jose’s fellow Commissioners told us that Jose later admitted that he really didn’t know what he was voting on. More recently, he got caught stealing City envelopes to send out a campaign letter. He said he didn’t realize that was wrong. Former City Code Enforcement officer and HARC member Vince Mancini is also running for this seat. UTILITY BOARD GROUP 1 For some reason, Harry Bethel is giving up his seat on the City Commission to run for the Utility Board. His primary opponent is Realtor Charles Lee, a former chairman of the Key West Citizen Review Board. Nobody we’ve talked to knows why Harry is doing this. He was employed at City Electric System (CES), the predecessor of Keys Energy Services for 29 years. But his record as an employee during his early years with that company can only be described as horrendous— letters in his file document poor work performance, insubordination and abuse of sick leave. He was even fired and then reinstated. He says he was just “full of piss and vinegar” when he was young. So are a lot of people; but most don’t have a records like that. We have always personally liked Harry as a news source. He has been, to say the least, an interesting City Commissioner. But we can’t go along with him here. Let us just give you the recommendation of Robert Padron, the current chairman of the Utility Board and the former General Manager of CES. Bethel used to work for him. In an open letter addressed to the voters of Key West, Padron said that the election of Harry Bethel to the Utility Board “would not be in the best interests of the taxpayers of the community.” Padron endorsed Charles Lee for the seat. We do, too. Former Key West City Planner Ty Symroski is also running for this seat. UTILITY BOARD GROUP 4 Attorney Diane Covan is challenging incumbent Mona Clark in this race. Just as many voters are wondering why Harry Bethel is running for the Utility Board, many are also wondering why Covan is doing this. The last government job she had was Key West City Attorney back in the mid90s— and she simply walked off and left it in a huff. And then tried to sue the City. And by now, you and probably everybody else in town has heard what she asked the City Commission in 1995: “Do you want me to continue to grind the Ducks into the dirt?” The Commission, which included Commissioner Jimmy Weekley, told her to “grind on”— and, subsequently, a jury ruled that the City had illegally put Duck Tours Seafaris out of business and awarded that little company $13.5 million in damages. Mona Clark, who has been on the Utility Board since 2004, is assistant principal at both Glynn Archer and Sigsbee Elementary Schools. We recommend a vote for her reelection. UTILITY BOARD GROUP 5 There is no real incumbent in this race. Charlie Bradford was appointed to the board last year to fill a vacancy. Bradford is being challenged by Tom Milone. Since retiring as the clerk of the New York Supreme Court and moving here a number of years ago, Milone has been active in Key West politics. And in this race, we have been impressed with how he has studied the issues and some of his creative ideas. As far as we can tell, Mr. Bradford is not running very hard for reelection. We recommend a vote for Milone. Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page 25 www.kwtn.com BARNES LAW: Q&A Whistleblower Lawsuits— Part 4 by Michael Barnes Last week, we continued our series on “Whistleblower” lawsuits and got ready to go to Court on our Whistleblower action. Ready? Let’s get started. The preparation. Before any lawsuit is filed it is not only important but ethically required for the attorney, in conjunction with his client, to be sure that the facts and the law come together to justify a Whistleblower lawsuit. In our scenario here with the police and in other similar ones, it is also important to try, in good faith, to exhaust your “administrative remedies,” whether they be in your chain of command or through your superiors. This preparation also helps guarantee your success. If you have the plan worked out before you start, you are unlikely to be derailed by surprises. Additionally, those on the other side of the lawsuit, frequently have to play serious “catch up” to be as prepared as you already are. The complaint. The complaint is the document that your attorney files to begin the suit. Any amount of serious detail on this subject is beyond the scope of this series of articles. Your lawyer should be the architect of this document. The facts justifying relief under the Whistleblower statutes should be clearly set out. All of the elements required by the statute should be present. The discovery. The “discovery” phase of a lawsuit is to many good lawyers, the most important. Discovery means what it says. This is were each side learns or discovers the facts of the case. Some will support the whistleblower and others may not. Discovery includes such things as depositions under oath. In a deposition, for example, witnesses to the retaliation or the wrongful acts are called and asked questions. Their answers are taken down by a court reporter. With multiple witnesses and good lawyering, it is difficult to successfully lie about what has happened. Nevertheless, many people try. Fortunately, when the events are clearly presented, many people are unwilling to risk their jobs and careers by denying the truth. Additionally there is always the “encouragement” of perjury. In short, perjury is lying under oath. Perjury is a criminal offense. It is more serious if it takes place in an official proceeding. Perjury is also an offense that can ruin careers. Before trial, cases are frequently “mediated.” Mediation is a process in which a neutral third party attempts to assist the parties in reaching a voluntary agreement to a settlement of the case. Frequently it is successful. Mediation should always be considered as an alternative to a trial. When all the discover is complete we are ready for trial. The trial We’ve all seen trials on television. Fewer of us have seen them in person, with lawyers, judges and court personnel being the exceptions. First the jury is selected. Next, the Plaintiff, here the Whistleblower, starts the case by putting on his or her evidence. The Defendant’s lawyer gets to cross examine each witness. In our scenario, the whistle blower, through his lawyer, his own testimony, and the evidence and testimony of others, puts on his case. He proves to the jury the events of wrongdoing and the events of retaliation. He puts on evidence about his damages. After the Plaintiff’s case, the Defendant puts on their case seeking to avoid or refute the allegations of the whistleblower. A unique part of a jury trial is that the ultimate decision will be made, usually by six, people and not the judge. The judge decides the issues of law and instructs the jury. The jury decides the issues of fact and with the law, decides the case. Jurors bring together a fine sense of justice. They are good at watching the demeanor of witnesses, the parties to the lawsuit and the attorneys. For the most part, they are difficult to fool. As they say, “The Truth will Out” in most of the cases. After listening to all the evidence, the jury listens to closing arguments by the attorneys, the instructions of the judge, and then retires to consider the verdict. The jury verdict Although there are instances of a “hung jury” where the jury cannot reach a unanimous decision, such instances are fairly rare. In the majority of instances, a jury will come back with a verdict for the Plaintiff or the Defendant. The jury will award damages that have been proven. The aftermath. Unfortunately, many times is seems to take a lawsuit for change to occur. People and institutions who have been doing things a certain way for a long period, even if it is wrong seem to feel that their success in wrongdoing conveys some invulnerability. They think that they’re “bullet-proof.” They’re not. This is the area of a Whistleblower suit where the whistleblower is returned to his job with full pay and an order of the court that the wrongdoing and retaliation stops. In such a case, the wrongdoing and retaliation change the lives and careers of the wrongdoers for the worse. And . . . that’s the way it should be. Michael R. Barnes is an attorney practicing in Key West, Florida. His comments are not intended as legal advice but rather as a pro bono public service. If you are concerned about your rights, you should contact an attorney and follow his or her advice. Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page 26 www.kwtn.com MILITARIA WANTED Civil War, Spanish American, WW1 & 2, swords, medals, helmets, daggers, uniforms, old guns, any country. Silver dollars, too. Cash, Collector. Contact John 296-9899. Help Wanted For Busy Kitchen OILY’S AUTO REPAIR MIKE YOUNG, CERTIFIED ASE TECHNICIAN 5669 5th AVE, STOCK ISLAND• 296-6656 Line Experience with Knowledge of Grill & Sautee. Apply at Finnegan’s Wake 320 Grinnell St. the community If your club or organization has something special happening, let us know: • community@kwtn.com • PO box 567, Key West FL 33041 • Fax 305-292-1882 To help us help you, try to get the information to us by noon on Tuesday before Friday publication. DISCOUNTED MAMOGRAMS IN OCTOBER--at Lower Keys Medical Center. $100. Schedule now through Oct. 31. Info: 292-9353 PASTA IN THE PARK, CALL FOR VENDORS AND NON-PROFITS--Will be held Sat. Oct. 6, Bayview Park, noon-6pm. Info: Keysk8e@aol.com. JUST 4 KIDS COLLECTING SCHOOL SUPPLIES FOR AREA KIDS--In need backpacks, colored pencils, calculators, binders, ruled notebook paper, highlighers. All donations are tax deductable. Monetary donations can be sent to: Just 4 Kids c/o HOB Middle School, 1105 Leon St., Key West. or call 305-292-6873. MARATHON JAYCEES RALPH E. CUNNINGHAM MEMORIAL GOLF TOURNAMENT--rescheduled for Oct. 13 at Sombrero Country Club. Tournament benefits Take Stock in Children. Info: 743-3433. CALL TO ARTISTS--submit portfolios for the Natural Inpsiration Educational Art Wall located inside the National Key Deer Wildlife Refuge.. Info www. FavorFloridaKeys.com or 8720774. THE BOOT KEY BIVOUAC--Oct. 7, 10am-10pm at the Marathon Community Park Amphitheatre. CRANE POINT MUSEUM & NATURE CENTER WILL BE CLOSED FOR CLEANUP--Sept. 16-30. Science Saturday Classes will not be cancelled. CRANE POINT SCIENCE SATURDAY CLASSES--every Sat. Sept. 8 through Mar. 8. 911am for kids age 6-11. Members $10, non-members $15. More info: Elizabeth 743-3900 or seascience@ bellsouth.net DOCTORAL STUDENT SEEKING VOLUNTEERS TO COMPLETE SURVEY--Share your thoughts on evacuation at www.keywestevacuation.com KEYS CHORALE LOOKING FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE TO SING--Register through Florida Keys Community College, either for credit or as Continuing Education. BIG BROTHERS/BIG SISTERS--Mentor a child by becoming a Big Brother or Big Sister. With a little spare time, you can make a big difference. Info: 305-294-9891 or bbbsadmin@bellsouth.net HOSTFAMILIESNEEDED FOR EXCHANGE STUDENTS-Share your home and change the world. More info: 1-866-493-8872 or www.yfu-usa.org. SURVEY SEEKING HEALTH CARE ANSWERS— WomanKind is seeking volunteer to log on to www.womankindkeywest.org to complete a brief survey that will help determine ways to design diagnostic and wellness programs to benefit employees of businesses and individuals without health insurance. Survey takers’ identity will remain confidential. FLORIDAKEYSDRAGON BOAT CLUB--meets every Sun. at 6pm. See www.floridakeysdragonboat.com Info: 305-304-5100. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED CONTINUED on next page Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page 27 www.kwtn.com the community FROM previous page AT TROPIC CINEMA—All areas of operation. Flexible schedules, free passes, pop-corn, and t-shirts. Info: Lori Reid, 305-433-4183 or volunteer@keywestfilm.org CITIZENSHIP CLASSES-Literacy Volunteers offers free Citizenship classes for intermediate English as a Second Language students. Info: 294-4352. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED AT WILDLIFE CENTER--Key West Wildlife Center has reopened to accept injured animals. Volunteers and donations are needed. Questions and info: 305292-1008. WANT TO BE A LITERACY VOLUNTEER? More than 100 students waiting to be tutored. You do not have to speak another language to be a tutor. Info: Mary at 305-294-4352. GRANTS AVAILABLE TO WRITERS, MUSICIANS, ACTORS, ARTISTS--Contact the Florida Keys Council of the Arts, 305-295-4369. BOATING COURSES--The U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary conducts boating courses throughout the year. Info: 1-888-470-5566 LOW COST SPAY/NEUTER CLINICS--The Florida Keys SPCA spay/neuter clinics are held at the FKSPCA Animal Shelter, 5230 College Road , Stock Island. Microchips for $5 and $10 rabies vaccinations are available for all pets. Appointments are required for rabies and for spay/neuter. Call 292-4600 to register. The clinic is sponsored by Key West Critter Pa- trol and the Florida Keys SPCA. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED-AIDS HELP, INC. needs volunteers to help with transportation, office work, special events, etc. Call 296-6196. THE YMCA of Key West offers a variety of programs for children, adults and families, including skating, bocce, computer classes and more: The YMCA Center is located at 1011 Virginia Street . Call for info: 305-295-YMCA. LA LECHE LEAGUE— Free monthly meeting for pregnant and breastfeeding moms; mother to mother support with accredited volunteers who give current information and encouragement in the art of breastfeeding. Non-denominational, non-profit. Held 5 - 6 p.m. the second Tuesday of the month in the auditorium at the Key West Library, 700 Fleming Street . Info: Liz 294-4463 or Eva 295-8597. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED-The local unit of the American Cancer Society seeks volunteer drivers to provide transportation for cancer patients to treatments and licensed cosmetologists, or hairdressers, to help cancer patients feel good about their appearance while undergoing cancer treatment. Info: 292-2333 x 112. GIVE THE GIFT OF LIFE-To find out when the bloodmobile will be at a location near you, call your Community Blood Center at 305-294-7668. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS--on Tuesdays at 6pm ‘til 7 and Saturdays 10-11am, at United Methodist Church (Old Stone), 600 Eaton Street. Info: Mary at 305-294-6931. WOMEN’S SUPPORT GROUP--Facilitated by counselors in confidential, safe environment. Relax with a cup of tea while helping yourself and others with problem solving stress reduction. Free, 5:30 to 7 p.m. every Wednesday; for location and information, call WomanKind, 305-294-4004. LOCALS SONGWRITERS NIGHT—every Wednesday 7pm, upstairs lounge at Hard Rock Café. Open to all ages. Free admission. Info: 305-360-2398. AT THE RECEPTION. . . Damn Red Wine! Key West THE NEWSPAPER September 21, 2007 Page 28 www.kwtn.com