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a-1 front - holcad (24”) 20060816cad YELLOW 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% MAGENTA CYAN BLACK The Holcad’s senior sendoff A-4,5 Bonnie Raitt’s “Slipstream” review B-5 Follow Us Online Titan baseball makes PAC playoffs B-1 Friday, May 4, 2012 12 pages Volume CXXVIII Number XXV WC’s got talent By Allie Addoms Staff Writer James Bonetti / The Holcad Senior Will Armentrout receives his honors medallion from President Dorman during Honors Convocation. Students honored for academic accomplishment By Morgan Smith Staff Writer Six women and four men from the first cohort of students in the new, four-year All-College Honors Program finished their theses and will graduate in May. These 10 students entered the All-College Honors Program at its inception four years ago. They have done their research and defended their theses and are now done with the entire program. “I feel privileged to be a part of the first cohort to graduate in the honors program,” honors student Casey Schmidt said. “All of the senior members have put forth so much time and effort into our projects and it's really exciting to see our hard work pay off.” According to Dr. Kang Na, the Honors Moderator, students can only enter the All-College Honor Program before or during their freshman year of college. In order to be eligible to apply after high school graduation, a student must have a 3.7 GPA and a 1300 SAT or 27 ACT. Na said that the student comes to the college, goes through an interview and writes an essay to be accepted into the program. Michael Gorman, honors student and Omicron Kappa Sigma president, stated that a student can also enter the honors program in the spring semester of their freshman year. He said they must meet the GPA requirement of 3.7 and receive good recommendations from all of their professors from the fall semester. The students still need to go through the interview process and write an essay. Na explained that the honors program accepts 20 students per class. Only 15 students are accepted before their freshman year, leaving five spots open to those incoming students who meet the criteria and can apply during the spring semester. Na said that in order to stay in the honors program, students must keep up their academic eligibility with at least a 3.5 GPA. “It’s one of the toughest, most rigorous criteria we have to get in, and stay in, the honors program,” Na said. After entering the honors program, the students all have to complete certain courses. According to Na, those who enter before college must take Honors Inquiry. “Upon entering the program the student must complete an honors version of the Inquiry and Writing courses, three Honors Designated Elective Courses, an Honors Seminar Course and 814 credits of Honors Research,” Gorman said. A few of the honors students have had trouble scheduling these specific courses. Honors student Schmidt admitted that she had difficulty when scheduling because many of the honors courses overlapped with her labs. “Scheduling was especially difficult because it adds a whole other element on top of major requirements, minor requirements and Westminster requirements,” honors student Jennifer Edder said. Na stated that the honors program is a fledgling program and that they are still making adjustments to the program as time goes on. However, even with some difficulties of being the first cohort of students to go through the All-College Honors Program, the students were able to finish their projects. Edder explained that the project consists of an original topic and thesis, year-long research, a proposal, a draft, a formal defense in front of the honors board and the final submission of the draft. According to Na, during the fall semester of sophomore year, the students pick their topic, advisor and honors board. The honors board consists of the advisor and two or three other members; one of them has to be outside of the student’s discipline. Na stated that the students must submit their proposals by April 15 of their junior year and they defend their thesis in front of their honors board in March of their senior year. The advisor and honors board follow the student through their entire project. “I am thankful to the long hours that many professors have generously given to this program, seeking nothing in return,” Gorman said. Not only do the honors students produce a project, they have a more social aspect of the honors program through Omicron Kappa Sigma (OKS). “Omicron Kappa Sigma is the social group attached to Westminster's All-College Honors Program,” Gorman said. “Its basic charge is to facilitate an atmosphere that values knowledge as well as friendship in an attempt to turn the honors program into much more than a few extra classes and a longer senior thesis.” Na said that OKS is more of the social networking group of the honors program. It allows the students to bond and have more experiences outside of the campus. Edder explained that OKS supports many activities such as ‘Musings at Mugsies,” which is where the students gather at Mugsies and talk about current issues. OKS also goes out to eat at different foreign food restaurants which they call ‘Eating Outside the Bun.’ According to Gorman, OKS also holds philanthropy events which help to support “Hands for Haiti.” The organization also holds regular meetings and study sessions. “I am sad, but gratified and pleased with the work, research and perseverance on the students’ part,” Na said. “The Honors Program was a struggle, but I have absolutely no regrets about my decision to stick with it. I know that I am better for it. I am definitely confident about my academic abilities as I graduate from the program,” Edder said. Westminster’s Got Talent, sponsored by Phi Mu, featured some of the campuses talented students competing for the title and ultimate prize package. The event took place on April 25 at 8:15 p.m. in Orr Auditorium. All proceeds benefited the Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals which provide support for over 170 children’s hospitals in North America. The CMNH is Phi Mu’s philanthropy, with special focus on the Children’s Hospital in Pittsburgh. The event was hosted by Margaret Box, Sarah Waszyn and Assunta Goretsky. Jessica Cromer is the philanthropy chair for Phi Mu. She explained that this was the first year for the event, but they hope to make it an annual spring event. Cromer said her philanthropy committee and herself thought of the idea. Cromer expressed her thoughts on the acts, saying that they were all great. “I thought that all the acts were great and everyone did a great job and were very creative,” Cromer said. “Although the juggling was pretty creative and exciting in my opinion.” Each contestant was given up to seven minutes to perform. Acts ranged from singing to comedy to juggling. There were a total of six acts at the show. “I sent an email asking for volunteers and the contestants responded,” Cromer said. “I did not hold auditions but I did require that my committee approves their talent before we put them on the list.” The show opened with junior Andria Alessio from Sigma Kappa, who sang as well as Kristen Basista representing Zeta Tau Alpha. From there the show included a juggling and guitar act, a solo musician/guitar act, a comedy act, and a band. The judged included three of Phi Mu’s phi guys including Milt Constantine, Ryan Nicklas and Andrew Scott Miller. “They were chosen because I knew that would be entertaining and fair when judging the contestants,” Cromer said. “I told them they were allowed to make [nice or constructive] comments as long as they kept it clean.” Box further explained about the judges. “They had asked ahead of time if they could mimic or emulate America's Got Talent judges and I think the first few rounds, Ryan really got the feel of being Simon Cowell,” Box said. “By the end of the night, I think all the boys just decided to be more of themselves and give constructive criticism. Regardless, all of the contestants were really talented and did a fantastic job!” The contestants were judged on creativity, showmanship, originality, audience reaction, overall performance. The winner of the event was Evan Patterson who represented Sigma Phi Epsilon. His talent was juggling. Patterson received the grand prize package which included a Sheetz gift card and other various prizes donated by local businesses. “It was really exciting seeing Evan juggle; it's not often you see a talent like that,” Box explained. “And Aaron on guitar was a great addition to make the act even more interesting. The won a few gift cards to local restaurants, just in time for the end of the spring semester when Titan dollars are getting a little low.” Junior Katie Grandy was in the audience and enjoyed all of the performances. “Westminster has so many talented people,” Grandy said. “I’m just glad I got to go out and see it in action.” Cromer said she enjoyed holding the event and wants everyone to start practicing for next year. “I’d like to thank everyone who came out to support the talent we have on campus and help raise money for CMNH,” Box said. “It's always appreciated.” Fraternity protests sexual assault By Allison McKinney Staff Writer On Tues. April 24, Theta Chi fraternity hosted their annual event, “Take Back the Night,” for the seventh time on campus to help promote awareness of and prevent the occurrence of sexual assault. This event hosts a variety of different activities that attendees can participate in. From a selfdefense course taught by sophomore Jake Brown, a speaker from the Lawrence County Crisis Shelter, and a candlelight vigil on the quad, the theme of the event is overall one that holds great importance to many of those who attend. Whether they themselves were victims, most people on campus are connect- ed to someone who has experienced sexual assault, whether they know it or not. Every two minutes, someone in the U.S. is sexually assaulted—a sobering statistic. Starting with the self-defense course, Brown covered techniques geared toward women to help them protect themselves. These moves were meant to help avoid a potential attacker and even fight them off if women find themselves in a difficult situation while alone. Having skills such as these are important—people may think that these types of attacks wouldn’t happen in a small town, but that type of naivety won’t help women if they find themselves face to face with an attacker one night. Index: Campus News A-1, 6 “To me, Take Back the Night means just raising the awareness that rape and sexual assault can happen, even here,” junior and Theta Chi philanthropy chair Tim Skero said. “It's about remembering those who lives are affected by sexual assault and supporting other students who have loved ones affected by this.” The speaker from the Lawrence County Crisis Shelter wanted to create a sense of awareness and understanding for those in attendance. The speaker discussed the effects that rape can have on its victims, as well as ways to prevent rape from happening. It was emphasized that creating awareness is crucial, even in small towns were occurrences like rape and Perspectives A-2, 3 Check us out online at holcad.com sexual assault aren’t often talked about, such as New Wilmington. There are many statistics regarding rape and sexual assault that go unknown to people. For instance, approximately twothirds of assaults are committed by someone known to the victim, and thirty-eight percent of rapists are a friend or acquaintance of the victim. Over half of all sexual assaults are not reported to the police, often times because of these reasons. It is important to create an atmosphere that allows victims to feel as though they can report these assaults, and awareness is the first step to creating a place such as that. Alyssa Hanna / The Holcad Alyssa Hanna / The Holcad Phi Guys Milt Constantine, Ryan Nicklas, and Andrew Assault continued on A-6 Scott Miller judge Westminster’s Got Talent. Sports B-1, 2 Games B-3 A&E B-4, 5 Features B-6 The Holcad is provided free-of-charge to students, faculty, staff, and visitors of Westminster College. Please take one. If you would like additional copies, please contact the editorial staff. OPINION - holcad (24”) 20060829cad YELLOW 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% Page A-2 MAGENTA CYAN BLACK The Holcad — Westminster College, New Wilmington, Pa. May 4, 2012 Perspectives By Derek Lynch Based on a true story... Any regrets? Pat Sylves Editor-in-Chief A Final Titan Sendoff RANT & RAVE Lookin good, Scrawl! I’m gonna miss a certain someone who’s graduating. Remember when the cable didn’t go off when the fire alarm did? Yeah, neither can I. Miltiadis Constantine Columnist This is it; my final lead for my Can we start some kind of pefinal column. It wasn’t until this tition to get the radio turned week that I gained a new appreoff (or turned down) in the ciation for the meaning of finals lounge? week. It’s more than a conglomerate of exams and presentations. Last chance to complain about the 1-ply toilet paper! For the class of 2012, finals week is exactly what it sounds like: a week full of final moments as TiMore news in the school tan students. newspaper, please. We have noted our final lectures, passed our final exams, eatMore newsworthy stuff on en our final TUB tasters, attendcampus please! ed our final meetings, How about those new paper participated in our final events, and are about to take our final towel dispensers? walk across the senior terrace of Old Main. This finals week, howOh I like that, it tastes like ever, is not an ending. It’s called wood generally. commencement because it’s a new beginning. After our high Something funny. school graduations, we shared our first experience together as a He bit me! class with our summer reading Cats and dogs in the lounge The Girls by Lori Lansens. Our summer reading program was today! appropriately titled “The Next None of these tubes contain Chapter.” After four, five, or for some of us three years, this week any organisms. of finals is merely the transition Find somebody else to take to the next chapter of lives. Over the course of the year, I photos. I’m done. admit there were times I felt like Muffins. Nobody likes the bot- I had little left to say. I’ve published over 15,000 words in this toms. Only the tops. column, yet today there isn’t There were some sad peanut enough space in this entire newsbutter and jelly sandwiches in paper to describe the feelings and emotions I wish to express. I the TUB today. left you last week after sharing He’s a greasemonkey I would my personal path before I entered the Westminster Way. This say. week, I will leave Westminster I’m beyond asking. Sobriety can be amusing. Occasionally. I’ve become disenchanted with Westminster. It’s like when you’re at Disney World and see Winnie the Pooh with his head off. Did I mention that cats and dogs are here today? Spider-man is mine! Avengers assemble! Your sass is undeniable Business casual wear in the club room from now on! If you don’t hate this place by the time you graduate, you did something wrong. W ant to Rant & Rave? Email The Holcad with RNR as the subject. Note: Rants and raves appear unedited watched, every comedian I laughed with, and for the Gateway Clipper. Thank you Holcad for bringing me on as a writer and putting up with my column’s tardiness. Thank you brothers of Alpha Sigma Phi for being the best brotherhood I could have hoped to join. Thank you friends (you know who you are) for being there for me through my ups and downs each of the past eight semesters. And finally, thank you readers. Thank you for putting up with my tangents, reading my opinions, and providing me with much-valued feedback. Without you, this paper would cease to exist. Remember, most of us enrolled at this school in pursuit of a diploma. In the end, it is nothing more than a piece of paper. Pat is a senior public relaWhat we will have truly earned tions major and broadcast on commencement day is so communications minor. He’s much more powerful. We have each emerged with the values of legitimately happy with the a Westminster Titan. We will face quality of this year’s Holcad, greater challenges much larger and will leave campus with no than soggy French-fries and inadregrets for this publication. equate toilet paper. Our lives will experience greater chaos and cacophony. However, we are now prepared to face any obstacle that lies ahead. We have been equipped with Westminster College’s student newspaper since 1884 tools to respond to our future 357 McKelvey Campus Center challenges. We have been trained to think critically with an open Box 157, New Wilmington, Pa., 16172 mind. We have been taught how to be successful. We have been general: (724) 946-7224 ads: (724) 946-7223 shown the meaning of altruism. holcad@westminster.edu fax: (724) 946-6223 We have been taught how to communicate. Finally, we are Read each week’s edition online at holcad.com now sealed in a history that started in 1852. It’s called the West- Editor-in-Chief Pat Sylves minster Story, and it is Glorious, Managing Editor Brendan Moulton Grand, and True. Thanks for reading! News Editor Courtney Crown The Holcad Miltiadas Constantine is a senior public relations and political science double major. He plans to attend graduate school for religious studies before pursuing a PhD in international politics. Open letter to the seniors on The Holcad staff Delores Natale Faculty Advisor I’ve used up all the funny... prepared and protected for the future to come. I will look back on my undergraduate experience with warm feeling. It’s passed us faster than the blink of an eye but its impact will last a lifetime. Sure, we’ve all had plenty to complain about. Life is as imperfect as the soggy French-fries and 1-ply toilet you’ll find here. Despite the meaningless complaints, I have so many people to thank for the past four years. If you remember back in November, I wrote a column about being thankful in which I pledged to thank everyone who has impacted my life. I still haven’t accomplished that feat so I will take some space in my final column to thank you now. Thank you Admissions Team, for accepting my application and permitting me to enroll. Thank you public relations department for teaching me how to write, research, adapt, implement, strategize, and evaluate. Thank you political science department for teaching me to think critically, analyze, philosophize, debate, and form interest in further schooling. Thank you studyabroad office for giving me my most treasured experience through the Westminster in London program. Thank you Westminster staff for preparing my food, maintaining the grounds, cleaning my bathrooms, and healing my ailments. Thank you administration for leading this institution, for being approachable, and for solving student dilemmas. Thank you chapel office for being so openminded and sensitive to other expressions of faith. Thank you athletic department for creating Titan pride, winning PAC championships, providing entertainment, and employing my workstudy position. Thank you student government for your dedicated service to the student body and for volleyrock. Thank you CPC for every movie I This has been a year of great experiences for me. As I read each week’s edition of The Holcad, I am filled with pride at the variety of stories we cover: campus activities, sports, film reviews, editorials, and features, to name a few. I would like to thank our editors for their hard work, particularly the editor-in-chief Pat Sylves. Working for The Holcad as EIC is more than an exercise in journalism and free speech, it is an experiential exercise in managing people. I am so proud of the way Pat has handled this tremendous responsibility. As a journalism teacher and Holcad adviser, when I read “hard news” articles in our student paper, I first appraise the technical basics: AP style, grammar and sentence construction, and the five W’s in the lead. Next, I look at the content. Did the writer use interesting quotes, conduct enough research, and maintain objectivity? Finally, I often re-read the articles for their ability to capture and hold the interest of our publics. By contrast, the emphasis on reviewing fea- tures, editorials and opinion pieces is less about technique and more about relevance and connecting with the reader. A highlight of this year was the College Media Association conference in Orlando, Fla. which I attended with seniors Pat Sylves and Sam Killmeyer. While I was able to network with other advisers and learn from their experiences, the real highlight was seeing Pat’s excitement over the workshops he attended and the educational benefit of those sessions. As many of you know, Pat came back from Orlando with renewed energy and countless ideas for improving our paper. He implemented many changes upon his return, from design elements to feature stories, and I believe the campus benefitted greatly from his enthusiasm. This year has not been without controversy and difficulty, including some events that occurred on campus while we were in Orlando. Every Monday, Pat meets with his staff and every Wednesday, we meet to discuss the previous week’s edition, plus any other issues we need to address. Often, the issues are related to staff management, quality Do I have any regrets? Not really. This position provided me with an opportunity to shape and influence a prominent campus publication: a chance I never thought I would have. I remember working as a staff writer for The Holcad, never even dreaming of working on the editorial staff, much less serving as Editor-In-Chief. But, it somehow happened. I mustered up the courage to question Olivia Sweeney (our previous Editor-in-Chief) about the position, and ended up applying for it. Why not, I asked myself? If I got rejected, so what. At least I gave it a shot. Somehow, someway, I proved myself to the Student Publications Board and ended up as the 2011-2012 head Holcad honcho. I literally shook with excitement upon receiving the SPB decision. No one had ever placed me in charge of such a prestigious organization. It scared me. So, I spent the summer preparing. Trying to organize everything I needed for my staff, as well as setting up training dates and budget information. Scary stuff. But somehow, it seemed to work out. Somehow, we came together in the beginning of September and put together an edition of The Holcad. Was it intimidating? Hell yes. I left the office exhausted, both mentally and physically, after publishing the first edition. Yet, it was a sense of accomplishment. A feeling I’ve felt after every edition, no matter what readers have responded with. We have not published a single edition which I’ve been ashamed of; I’ve walked out of the office every evening with pride in both my staff and tomorrow’s paper. Now, it all comes to a close. It came out of nowhere. I’ll miss The Holcad. Despite controversy and public outcry, I think we’ve had an amazing run. Major changes in both topicality and layout occurred during my tenure, both of which I’m proud of. Yet, the paper now enters the stewardship of someone else. Miss Hannah Paczkowski will take the reins of Editor-In-Chief for the 20122013 Holcad. I have absolutely no doubt in Hannah’s capabilities. She’ll take on a challenge of new staff and new software, but she’s more than competent. This newspaper is her project now; my time has come to an end. Yet, The Holcad will always hold a special place in my heart. I’ll look back fondly as an alumnus student and remember the time spent crafting a weekly collection of news for students. I’ll remember the complaints and compliments which drove me to look at every week as a new challenge. I’ll remember the people who pushed me to work harder and believed in me. I’ll remember the helpful words passed down to me by my advisor, Mrs. Natale, every week. And most of all, I’ll remember the pride I felt in seeing the campus community reading The Holcad every week. Enjoy the edition. Thanks for the opportunities: I hope you enjoyed the ride as much as I did. of stories submitted, and failure of writers to meet deadlines. In addition, topics related to the budget and to advertising often arise in our meetings. We were very fortunate this year to have Milt Constantine as our business manager and Sean Schachner as the advertising manager. They each created a system for their particular area of responsibility that can be used by future managers in those positions. Most importantly, the we try diligently to follow the Code of Ethics of The Society of Professional Journalists. The highlights of the code are listed below: 1. Seek truth and report it 2. Minimize harm 3. Act independently 4. Be accountable In closing, it was a pleasure to be a part of this year’s Holcad and to become better acquainted with our wonderful staff. The newspaper has received numerous notes and expressions of thanks from faculty and staff, and praise from students. We have also received laudatory emails from two previous editorsin-chief who are each in the publishing business. Who could ask for more? Layout Editor Kelly Gould Photography Editor James Bonetti Public Relations Coordinator Caroline Lippl Sports Editor Nate Horgan Sports Writers Liam Halferty, Bradford Arick, Reuben King, Emily Kompare, Eric Shumaker, Tara Ott Arts & Entertainment Editor Addie Domske Arts & Entertainment Writers Laura Milanak, Rose Selby, Melissa Williams,Travis Kellar Features Editor Sam Killmeyer Copy Editors Katie Ellison, Kathryn Merolla, Emily Pitzer, Dan Stephenson, Kristina Scanlan, Leanna Julian Staff Writers Melissa Dubrawka, Hannah Paczkowski, Morgan Smith, Britt Stock, Allison McKinney, Allie Addoms Columnists Miltiadis Constantine, Katie Ellison, Nicole Crumbacher, Alexandra Pasquarelli, Bryce Beeghly, Kara Knickerbocker Photographers Laura Milanak, Alyssa Hanna, Megan Salinetro, Harry Bittle Operations Manager Casey Kennedy Advertising Manager Sean Schachner Distribution Manager Mike Gorman Business Manager Faculty Adviser Miltiadis Constantine Mrs. Delores Natale Outside the Bubble - holcad (24”) 060826cad YELLOW 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% The Holcad — Westminster College, New Wilmington, Pa. MAGENTA CYAN BLACK May 4, 2012 Page A-3 Perspectives Let’s live up to the Responsibility Sam Killmeyer Features Editor Two weeks until I don those ridiculous black robes and I can feel the graduation goggles begin to slide down my forehead onto my eyes…graduation goggles, that nostalgic feeling one has about a time or someone in their life when it is about to end. I’m stealing the reference from “How I Met Your Mother,” but the point is that we’re all susceptible to the misleading goggles, they’re like beer goggles, bridesmaid goggles, breakup goggles…and you can’t really trust any of them. I keep trying to pull my graduation goggles off, throw them in the trash, and look to the future with clear eyes. Towards the reality of a graduate school community that is coming into focus and an escape from the place we so lovingly call the Westminster bubble. But I can’t seem to just throw off the melancholy that comes from realizing that an important chapter of my life is about to close. I remember arriving here four years ago incredibly grateful for the community that held my hand through the transition from my parents’ home to dorm room and offered friendly smiles and hugs along the way. Although I think most of us sighed through fresh start, or tried to skip it, there’s definitely something special about how the community welcomes each and every new student, makes them feel important, needed, and special. Freshman year was challenging in so many ways—I discovered how terrible I am at living with women (three brothers will do that to you). I discovered late classes and how people act when they’re inebriated. Met the ice cream bar in the café and fell in love with college literature courses. I was introduced to the hours after midnight, sorority chants, and fraternity houses. In short, I shoved the traditional college experience into my first year and came out deciding that I really am an old person who likes to read, listen to folk music, and see a maximum of about five people at one time. The experiences the graduation goggles keep forcing me to see in sepia tones with “I Will Remember You” playing in the background exist in some secluded spot not recorded by Facebook photos or the stories told too many times. They’re the moments curled in my favorite library study room, tiny Brown door room, old apartment with bowing floors and leaking radiators. The moments spent in stairways and TUB booths talking about everything and nothing with people you’re learning to love. I coasted through sophomore and junior year writing papers and poems, loving my friends and community, succeeding in all the ways that make parents happy and proud. I think if I could somehow take a snapshot of myself somewhere in the spring of sophomore year I could be that perfect poster child for the college experience and Westminster Way. And I thought at the start of this year I would continue in much the same way, perhaps with a bit more stress over finishing my capstone and completing student teaching, but generally smooth sailing until walking across the senior terrace. I’m not sure what other members of my graduating class think about their year in retrospect, but I can honestly say that I have had a year that I never would have imagined or expected or thought I could make it through. The kind that both makes you want to destroy graduation goggles and pull them tight over your corneas. I was challenged in ways that made me think about who I am, what I stand for, and what I want to do with the rest of my life. I have always wanted to be a writer, since about the second grade or so when I wrote and illustrated what I thought to be an incredible picture book about an alien and his planetary exploits. What I learned this year is that words, especially when they go beyond the campus audience, my family, and my professors and friends, have immense power. As an avid book worm, I always instinctively knew this, but I was taught this year that it is not only my favorite poets and novelists who possess such power. But anyone can wield the power of words—even little me with my small platform of SCRAWL Days and a student newspaper. When I write, I write mostly for myself. And maybe sometimes imagine that some small audience of people who love me are reading and taking something from my words. But once words are out there, you have absolutely no control as to how someone will interpret them, take them into their lives, love or hate the writer. And that’s precisely the power of it all. What I love about writing is the craft—the way in which I process my life through what I write. While some have the gift of being able to argue clearly and persuasively in person, I usually always find myself without the right words when confronted with an emotional or important situation. I fumble, flounder, and return to my desk to write what I really wanted to say. But writing this way puts a distance between the writer and the eventual reader that allows for poorly chosen words, for unintentional interpretations. I have this tightness in my chest, this weight between my ribs, where all the words I have taken in and all the words that I need to say are being held. However narcissistic, I know I have a lot to say. And the beautiful thing is, most of the words are beyond the touch of graduation goggles. So here’s to reaching forward, here’s to discovering what needs to be said, and here’s to learning to how to choose those words that will define our lives. It’s our true vocation. Let’s hope that we can live up to the responsibility. Thanks for reading. Sam Killmeyer is a senior English major, secondary education minor. Thank you Westminster for teaching me that being responsible is messy, difficult work and for giving me a loving community that has helped me grow in ways I never expected. Making your coffee an experience Kelly Gould Layout Editor When I imagine enjoying a cup of coffee, I see myself sitting on my back porch looking out over the lake. My mug whispers to the wind as I pull it closer to my lips. At first, the sharp dark liquid stings my lips, but slowly slides down my throat. Each sip dances my mouth, sending it to places like Kenya, Italy, or Columbia. Unfortunately, this is not the case for most Americans. Most people spend long minutes waiting in a line. With a phone to their ear and an American Express in their hand, customers spout off their order: “triple grande half-caf, skinny, extra caramel-caramel macchiato with whipped crème.” After spending an exorbitant amount for their sweet drug, customers wait impatiently at the other end of the counter. The weary caffeine-deprived workers behind the counter look like an- gry race horses as they run from one end of the counter to the other. Pouring, steaming, shouting, the baristas seem to be sprinting as opposed to carefully crafting a cup of coffee. Starbucks is one of the largest companies in the world. Starting as a small shop in Seattle, Washington in 1971, the narrow storefront served only coffee. After being open for ten years, a man by the name Howard Schultz took the company to new heights, serving specialty drinks, pastries, packaged foods, and more. He travelled the world searching for the best, which is what Starbucks claims to be. Starbucks’ website states, “From the beginning, Starbucks set out to be a different kind of company. One that not only celebrated coffee and the rich tradition, but that also brought a feeling of connection. Our mission to inspire and nurture the human spirit – one person, one cup, and one neighborhood at a time.” Speaking from experience as a barista at Starbucks, this is far from the truth. We are constantly updating what to focus on. Currently, Starbucks’ promotion is to make each cup of coffee the freshest it can be by grinding the beans right before we serve the coffee. Sure this makes the coffee fresh and enhances the “flavor,” but Starbucks is no longer that little store in Pike Place Market, Seattle. Now, Starbucks is an overproduced, corporate monster dominating 50 countries with over 15,000 stores. The customer wants their coffee quickly, while the barista’s are told to spend almost five minutes doing a “pour over,” or brewing the coffee by hand. A barista that is focused on connecting with a customer mixed with someone who is rushing to get to work is a recipe for disaster. Though customer service is important, Starbucks has lost its once café charm. Connecting with every customer is difficult when there is a line of seven people going through caffeine withdrawal, itching to get their fix. “Starbucks is an addiction,” Eric Durant, Starbucks barista, said. “People pay for the name of Starbucks, then they pay for the mediocre quality.” Starbucks does provide average quality coffee and products, but it is certainly not the best. The unfortunate truth is that this coffee conglomerate has compromised quality for higher sales. Starbucks started as a business appreciating coffee, but grew into a company that constantly draws up marketing strategies to make more money. The next time you step into Starbucks, think again. If you want to seriously enjoy a cup of this devilishly good drink, go to an independent coffee store and ask for the daily roast. Better yet, try brewing your own freshly ground coffee at home. We often forget what our sweet, creamy drug from Starbucks is made of: a tiny bean. Each bean tells a story. Coming from lands all over, each bean reveals a different flavor, experiences a different roasting process, and is grinded to a particular size. Each cup fills us with energy, ready to start the day on a good note. Starting with just one sip could change your entire interpretation of a world classic drink. Fin. Kelly is a senior communication studies major. This is her first Holcad column (thanks, Pat). She’s not sure if she’s excited because of the column or becauses of the coffee she drank this morning...anywho, she wants to thank her beautiful frriends, family and Kappa Delta sisters for their support over the past 4 years. Scrawl in review I’ve always wanted to write a column Casey Kennedy Operations Manager As Editor of Scrawl, I’ve learned a lot over the last year, especially the difficulties associated with being the editor of anything. Working for The Holcad and Scrawl simultaneously has shown me that Pat Sylves has one of the hardest jobs on campus. But working without the support of a staff and an official advisor has challenged me beyond my expectations. In the fall, the Student Publications Board dismissed Scrawl’s advisor, Mrs. Evann Garrison over a budget discrepancy and internal politics. I feel, however, the SPB unfairly dismissed her under the direction of the administration. Garrison’s ouster became one of the many events on campus that has been swept under the rug but deserved publicity. Luckily for me, the Chair of the SPB, Dr. Eric Forster, became the de facto advisor for Scrawl. Thanks to him, I contacted Theo C. Theoharis, who presented at the Writers’ Festival in November. Eric has given more than his fair share to Scrawl, helping me to buy a new computer for the office and with layout of the annual publication. With all the turmoil of the first semester, the preparation for the publication surprised me at how smoothly it went. The fear of not receiving enough submissions kept me awake at night, but I was relieved to see a large amount of work from students and staff. I was happy to see great works of art and literature. Poems, prose, photographs, and artwork represented the talents of Westminster, and I am proud to be the editor of such a publication. I hope that readers of the Holcad will pick up a copy of “Scrawl” and spread the word about it, so everyone can read the fine work of Westminster. Thank you to all who have supported Scrawl. Casey Kennedy is a senior English Major. He is very excited to graduate and hopes to find a job in the publishing industry. If you know anything about jobs please let him know. Derek Lynch Carto...I mean Columnist I decided to write a column this week. I have never actually written a column before, and, when I got the chance, I jumped on it immediately. Perhaps I should elaborate: by “when I got the chance,” I actually mean, “when I invited myself to do so.” It seems that, ordinarily, the columns are reserved for the editors; but I like to consider myself an editor. You know, in the same way that a cartoonist is an editor; which, I suppose, is the same way in which an elephant is a quadratic equation. I can imagine this process becoming tedious after a while. I don’t know that I would care to think of a different topic for a column every week, but I don’t have to do that; so, this is fun for me. I tend to write very concisely, and I usually cover several unrelated topics in the span of about two pages (a predisposition that my professors tend to discourage, but to no avail because I just go ahead and do it anyway. (Honestly, I’m still amazed that I passed capstone. (Perhaps I shouldn’t publish this to the entire campus, but then again, what are they going to do, fail me retroactively? (Wait … can they do that?) I also have a habit of letting my parenthetical asides become substantial enough to merit entire paragraphs, so just ignore those. I actually find that I enjoy writing this far more than my audience will probably enjoy reading it. I realize that that sort of defeats the purpose of creating art, but I’m not too concerned about that (considering the likelihood of people actually reading this … and caring.) Hopefully, at the very least, you find it amusing. Another habit that I have (you’ll note the absence of any sort of transitional sentence) is my tendency to begin writing academic papers without first thinking of where I want to go with them. Generally, introductions and body paragraphs are supposed to culminate toward a conclusion, or a thesis, or a point … or an attempt at one of the three. Not mine, though. I just write. Often, I don’t even write anything worth reading, and those are the times that I regret submitting my work. I usually feel the sting of remorse hit the pit of my stomach just as the final term paper leaves my hand to join the amalgamation of other students’ works, most of which are clear and distinctly better thought out than my own. I legitimately feel bad … not for the sake of my grade, but for the sake of my instructor’s precious time. Oddly enough, these seem to be the times that I receive full credit on said academic writing, and I immediately cease to care. Sometimes I wonder. Derek is a senior English major with a film studies minor. He enjoys quirky fun, long walks around campus and the companionship of interesting folks. The Holcad would like to thank all of its readers for their support during the 2011-2012 year. The Holcad will return in the fall semester of the 2012-2013 year. Have a great summer! Inside EVEN page - holcad (24”) 20060829cad YELLOW 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% Page A-4 May 4, 2012 MAGENTA CYAN BLACK The Holcad — Westminster College, New Wilmington, Pa. Senior Send-Offs Daniel Stephenson Megan Salinetro Sup Westminster? My name is Daniel Stephenson, and I am one of Megan Salinetro was a staff photographer for The Holcad. I went the Holcad's copy editors. In all honesty, I have no idea what I on every kind of assignment such as sports, concerts, fundraisers, want to do with my life after college; I just want a job! etc. Since I will be graduating I plan on getting a job at some kind of magazine. If you need your photo taken, I’m your girl! Derek Lynch Derek Lynch is arguably the greatest person that ever lived. He is also arguably the worst person that ever lived, but we’ll leave that up to you. Milt Constantine Miltiadis Constantine is a PR and Political Science Major from Poland, OH. Served as Business Manager and also was the weekly columnist. He plans to attend grad school for religious studies and then pursue a PhD in international politics. Tara Ott Tara Ott is a senior commincation studies major and worked as a sports writer. She loves all of her Alpha Gamma Delta sisters and Alpha Sigma Phi brothers for their unwaivering support. Bryce Beeghly Bryce Beeghly is a senior Spanish major who has served as the diversity columnist. He is a handsome fellow, isn’t he? Alyssa Savatt Alyssa was one of the hilarious, talented, and humble cartoonists for the Holcad. After graduation, she will be working at VITAC in Canonsburg, PA Britt Stock Britt Stock is a senior public relations major and served as a staff writer. She love fashion. She was honored to work as Director of Recruitment this past year and looks forward to what the future holds. Emily Kompare Emily Kompare is a senior English major and has been a sport writer for the Holcad. She has a beautiful obsession with the Pittsburgh Penguiuns and hockey in general. Katie Ellison In my time at the Holcad, I have been a feature's editor, copyeditor and political columnist. I plan on attending American University in the fall for Political Communications and would one day like to marry and take the job of Jon Favreau. Nate Horgan I was a sports writer for the Holcad as a junior and the sports editor as a senior. I will graduate with a degree in public relations and a minor in marketing. I am currently aspiring to work in public relations in professional sports. Sean Schachner Sean Schachner is a senior public relations major. He was the advertising manager this year. Sean is a real rad guy who makes all the girls swoon. Leanna Julian Leanna Julian is a public relations major. She served as a copy editor this year. Her friends call her ‘Ted’. It’s a cool name. Travis Kellar Travis Kellar is an A&E writer who enjoys writing about video games and The Walking Dead. Kristina Scanlan I have been a copy editor for The Holcad for the past two years. My future plans include beginning medical school in the fall. Inside EVEN page - holcad (24”) 20060829cad 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% The Holcad — Westminster College, New Wilmington, Pa. YELLOW MAGENTA CYAN BLACK May 4, 2012 Page A-5 Senior Send-Offs Sam Killmeyer Happily served the Holcad as Features editor this year and wishes she had been involved in the paper for more than the past two years. She has loved writing her weekly column and is grateful to all those who have read it and supported her newspaper endeavors. Rose Selby A&E writer focused on films and Bruce Springsteen. I am unsure of what the future holds. Ideally, I will have my doctorate and be a college English professor by 30. Quixotically, I will have Anthony Bourdain's job (and be his best friend) by the time I'm 50. Laura Milanak My plans are to search all corners of PA (and maybe VA) for a job teaching English while catching up on my hobbies of reading, sunning, and running. If nothing works out and I remain unemployed, I suppose I will take up farming and live in a van. Nicole Crumbacher Words can't begin to express my joy when I think about the past four years. I feel so blessed to have had this opportunity to do so much in just four years. I will always cherish the time I've spent here. As for my future; I'm taking it one step at a time! Mike Gorman Mike Gorman is a senior Philosophy and Economics Double Major who served as the Distribution Manager this year. He is planning to pursue a legal education at Cornell University Law School upon graduation. Kelly Gould After four years of blood, sweat and ink, Kelly Gould has finally reached her final edition. From young, naive staff writer to Layout Editor, it has been quite the ride. Thank you to everyone who has supported her in this newspaper voayge. Addie Domske Addie started as a young type-editor and worked her way up to A&E editor. After graduation, she'll roam around Italy before she heads to grad school for an MDiv. and M. of Social Work in Chicago! She can't wait to live in a city with her bestie, her cat. Kara Knickerbocker She couldn't be more grateful to have been the first relationships and sex columnist for The Holcad and wants to thank all those who shared their intimate secrets that lead to the column's success. Kara plans to move to and work in Pittsburgh after graduation. Pat Sylves Pat leaves behind a legacy of change at The Holcad. He’s amazed at how much variety his staff could bring to this campus publication, and is thankful for the support provided by his friends, fraternity brothers and girlfriend. Future plans? Living the dream. Casey Kennedy Casey is the Operations Manager and the Editor of Scrawl. He started working for the Holcad as a photographer. He hopes to one day be the “Face” of Westminster College. James Bonetti James is the Photography Editor and has been on staff as a photographer since freshman year. He thanks the Holcad for the opportunity it has given him to go out on campus and meet the many people that comprise it. Alyssa Hanna Allison McKinney Alyssa Hanna has worked for the Holcad as a photographer for the past 3 years. She is hoping to move somewhere that isn't Pittsburgh in order to find a job with a company that allows her to film documentaries and travel around the world. Allison has been a staff & features writer for 3 years. She plans to move to Pittsburgh and take the field by storm...eventually. Thanks to all of Westminster & the Holcad staff for a great 4 years-best of luck to all! Bradford Arick Morgan Smith Bradford spent his first year writing for the Holcad covering various Morgan is graduting this spring with a degree in History. She has campus sporting events. He is looking for broadcasting jobs across enjoyed her time as a staff writer for the Holcad and has covered the nation after graduation. the hard news stories for our campus. Inside EVEN page - holcad (24”) 20060829cad 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% Page A-6 YELLOW MAGENTA May 4, 2012 CYAN BLACK The Holcad — Westminster College, New Wilmington, Pa. Campus News From Assault, A1 flag pole on the quad with candles in order to fill up the “Events like Take Back the darkness with light and give Night make me proud to be at everyone a chance for a silent Westminster and to have and private moment to gather friends that care deeply about their thoughts and take in all important issues like overcom- the things that had been dising domestic violence,” senior cussed during the evening’s Marissa Burdett said. “Kappa previous events. Women and Delta supports Prevent Child men alike are able to take into Abuse America and the consideration the instructions Lawrence County Crisis Shel- given to shield against sexual ter, so we are grateful for assault, as well as the details Theta Chi's event and hope we shared with them about the can work with them in the fu- victims of rape and sexual asture to make it an even bigger sault. success to raise awareness and No one knows in what ways put an end to this terrible is- all these people are affected by sue.” sexual assault—maybe they During the candlelight vigil, have been a victim themattendees gather around the selves, or maybe they have a loved one who experienced this tragedy. Whatever it is, this time promotes consideration and deep thought regarding the issue. For many people, this time is solemn and meaningful. “The part that means the most to me is the candlelight vigil that we held on the quad,” junior and Theta Chi public relations chair Scott Braden said. “It’s a time when everyone can collect their thoughts about the issue of sexual assault and really think about what the victims have to deal with, as well as the things they can do differently to help stop sexual assault when they see it happening.” Undergraduate Research and Arts Celebration Alyssa Hanna / The Holcad Sorority hosts singing bee James Bonetti / The Holcad Senior biology major Hunter McClevish explains his research on ants at the Undergraduate By Hannah Paczkowski Research and Arts Celebration on April 25. Staff Writer Eighteen students worked their vocal skills at the Alpha Gamma Delta Singing Bee on April 26. The sisters raised $2000 for the Alpha Gamma Delta Foundation supporting Juvenile Diabetes Research and Education. “I love supporting other philanthropies on campus,” Singing Bee participant Brittany Colosimo said. “It felt really fun to go up with everybody and have a great time.” Students competing had to work on their memorization, dance and vocal skills to take home the title of Singing Bee Champion. Each participant had a chance to step up to the microphone and finish the lyrics to a song in the most creative way possible. “It is a blast,” 2012 Singing Bee Champion Christy Basso said. “I did not win last year, so I just wanted to try again.” Alpha Gamma Delta Philanthropy Chair Hope Schrott chose the music based on the performances from previous years. “I took a lot of the country out because a lot of the people do not know country as well as songs played on the radio,” Schrott said. Schrott began planning the event during Easter Break. During that time, she sent emails around campus recruiting stu- dents to participate. “I emailed every sorority and fraternity to see if they wanted representatives,” Schrott said. “During the final round, we had six people from the crowd come up.” Each sorority and fraternity had at least one member participate to represent their organization. “It felt great. I knew they were all excited and screaming in the audience,” Basso said. “It was awesome to have their support.” Participants hit the stage with about 200 audience members ready for a show. Some say their major fear was the uncertainty of what song is coming up next. “It is super nerve-racking because I am always afraid it is going to be that one song I have never heard in my life,” Basso said. “It is kind of terrifying, but awesome at the same time.” Though Basso had some stage fright, she still came out on top for every round of the Singing Bee. “It felt awesome. I did not see the win coming at all,” Basso said. Other than her rookie shot at the competition last year, this is the only time Basso has participated in anything like the Singing Bee. “I just sing everywhere all the time,” Basso said. “It is a naturalborn talent.” Basso had some stiff competi- tion. Senior Jordan Zabo and junior Ashley Durham made it to the final round against Basso. When it came down to the two Kappa Delta sisters against one another for the win, they made the best of it and came out laughing. “I did this last year with my big, Ashley Durham,” Basso said. Colosimo came in second during her round against Durham. Though she did not come out on top, Colosimo said the experience was worth it. “I thought it was really funny,” Colosimo said. “Everyone just gets up and has a great time while still helping other philanthropies.” Colosimo owes her favorite artist for getting her through to the final round against Durham. “The best part was getting every Christina Aguilara song,” Colosimo said. “Christina Aguilara is my idol; I am obsessed with her, and it was great to know every single word to her songs.” The Alpha Gamma Delta Singing Bee is an annual event on campus. Schrott said it gives students a chance to relax and have an enjoyable experience during a stressful time. “Right before Volley Rock people are excited for the weekend, and it is a fun event to take a break from classes and finals coming up,” Schrott said. Brendan Moulton and Emily Pitzer Brendan is a senior PR major. Emily is a senior neuroscience major. They are currently dating. Brendan and Emily have all the cutes. Their future goal is to get a cat. B-1 SPORTS - holcad (24”) 20060829cad YELLOW 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% The Holcad — Westminster College, New Wilmington, Pa. MAGENTA CYAN BLACK May 4, 2012 Page B-1 Titan Sports A Titan will never forget Alyssa Hanna / The Holcad Titans clinch playoff berth By Liam Halferty Sports Writer The Titan baseball team clinched its third playoff berth in a row with an 8-4 victory last Monday over the Saint Vincent Bearcats. Trailing 1-0 in the sixth inning, senior first baseman Tim Wiand singled to bring in the tying run. The Bearcats retook the lead in the bottom of the inning when junior Grant Krally doubled down the left field line, bringing in two runs to give the Bearcats a 3-1 advantage. In the top of the seventh, the Titan hitters finally turned around a hitting slump that had been haunting them for several games. After junior center fielder Tyler Robinson singled to center, junior second baseman Ty Miller hit a two-run homerun to left center field to knot the game at three. The Titans were not done there. Senior shortstop Steve Perrotta and senior left fielder Justin King hit back-to-back singles, before a single from junior right fielder Kyle Allen brought them home. After a Bearcat pitching change, Wiand drove Allen home with a base knock, giving the Titans a 6-3 lead. Junior Nick Grow took the mound in the seventh inning for the Titans, relieving sopho- more Ron Sullivan. Sullivan went six innings, surrendering three runs on five hits. Grow allowed one run across three innings of work, while striking out four. The Titans were able to plate two more runs in the top of the ninth, sealing the 8-4 win and a PAC playoff berth. Sullivan earned the win on the hill for the Titans, improving his record to 4-1 on the season. Wiand led the Titans with four hits and 2 RBI’s. Allen, Miller, and Robinson all had two hits apiece as well. Bearcat shortstop Brad Burkhardt had three hits and two RBI’s for Saint Vincent. Jared Huller suffered the loss on the mound, hurling six and two-thirds innings, giving up five earned runs on nine hits. The Bearcats fall to 21-16 with the loss, with an 11-13 record in league play. The victory over the Bearcats capped a 2-2 week for the Titans. The Bethany Bison took two of three games from Westminster last weekend. In game one of the series, the Titans put on an offensive clinic, defeating the visiting Bison 14-4. Wiand once again led the Titans at the plate, posting three hits and four RBI’s on the day. Perrotta had three hits as well, while driving in one run. Justin King went 3-4 on the afternoon, plating three runs, and senior third baseman Ethan Yeager drove in two runs to go along with two hits. Senior pitcher Justin Prejsnar took the ball for the Titans on the bump. Prejsnar went seven innings and struck out four in the effort, good enough for the win. Prejsnar improves to 6-1 on the year. Grow and freshman reliever John Jones both tossed scoreless innings in the win. In game two of the series, the Titans struck early, as Tim Wiand singled to bring in Kyle Allen to give the Titans a first inning 1-0 advantage. The host Bison evened the score at one when the Titan defense committed an unforced error. Bethany took the lead in the fourth inning on another error from the Titan defense. The Bison tacked onto that lead when Dylan Wassel singled to left field, bringing in Brad Kubis. The Titans were able to shrink the lead to one in the seventh on another Tim Wiand RBI, but the Bison held on for the 3-2 win. Senior Pat Mulligan took the loss for the Titans. Mulligan went six innings, giving up no earned runs while striking out five. Ryan Styche earned the win for the Bison, going six in- nings and giving up just one earned run. Brad Kubis also posted the save, his sixth of the season. The Bison continued their win streak in the rubber match of the series, defeating the Titans by a score of 3-0, behind a stellar performance on the mound from Ryan Meier. Meier tossed a completegame shutout, giving up just one hit, and striking out three. Senior Vince Iosue took the mound for the Titans. Iosue lost his fifth game of the year, only giving up three earned runs. With this one-hit shutout, Iosue now has four losses where the Titans have a combined ten hits across those four starts. The Titans are riding their emotional win against Saint Vincent into this weekend’s season finale showdown with the Waynesburg Yellow Jackets. While the Titans have already punched their ticket into the PAC playoffs, the Yellow Jackets need to win against the Titans to keep their postseason hopes alive. The Titans will host the Yellow Jackets on Friday May 4th at 4 P.M., and then will travel to Waynesburg for a twinbill on Saturday May 5th. Game one of the doubleheader is slated for 1 P.M. Westminster popped up on my career path when I was a senior in high school. There was something about the school and the football program that felt right to me. At, the time, I was recently told that I was not good enough to play football at the college level, and the recruiting visit by Westminster took me by surprise. Other schools made recruiting efforts, but there was something different about Westminster. I was immediately drawn to the school and the football program, and after four years I know I made the best decision of my life. This school and the football program provided players the opportunity to work their way onto the field. No matter how many years on the team, the hardest working players earned their spots on the field. Unfortunately, it was not always easy to work hard. One of the most eye-opening experiences I had while being an athlete here was training camp. The most vivid memory I have is the heat. Not the feeling of it, but the sight. As freshmen, we had all been put through two-adays in high school, but it did not compare to this. Just when we thought we could not go through another practice, we took the miserable walk down from Russell Hall to the field house, while the heat waves visibly rose up from the turf almost as if they were taunting us. As intimidating as it was back then, we finished camp, and for some of us, went on to make it through three more training camps. No matter how much my body hated me year after year, I looked forward to returning to campus and seeing my teammates after a summer of preparation for the upcoming season. Regardless of the physical stress we went through as freshmen, camp helped us transition into college because we were on campus two and a half weeks before any other students moved into their dorms. I was able to make great friendships before ever taking a class. There was never a point that I felt out of place. Those friendships did not simply form after a few weeks of being the only inhabitants on campus, but also from what we went through on the field together. Football is an interesting game, and you can debate me Nate Horgan Sports Editor @NateHorgan on this, but it is also the most team-oriented sport. At any moment, during any given play, each player must trust and depend on the other 10 players on the field with him. From that experience, you begin to rely on each other not just on the field, but also off of it in everyday life. Words cannot describe the role that football has played in my life. Westminster has been great to me, and I would not be here if it was not for football. I would not have met the great people that I befriended or experienced the amazing memories that I made on this campus if I did not continue my dream of playing sports. That is what is beautiful about being a Westminster athlete and playing sports at the Division III collegiate level. Those who continue playing their sport have no other motivation to do so other than their love for the game. For most, there are no multi-million dollar contracts or endorsement deals to sign. There are no exceptions for putting athletics before academics. The only thing that fuels an athlete to continue putting their body at risk is the love for the sport and the love for his or her teammates. Through my transition from a naïve freshman to an experienced senior, I took the field with a countless number of underclassmen and upperclassmen that have impacted my life for the better. Through the roller coaster seasons, the season-ending injuries, and the countless hours in the film room, training room and on the field, playing for Westminster led to the best four years of my life. I appreciate my experience so much because of the lifelong bonds that I have formed with the people on this campus. Looking back on my time here, if I had the chance to go back, I would do it all again. Thank you, Westminster. You have been great. SAAC Athlete of the Week Titan track wins dual PACs By Reuben King Sports Writer The men and women’s track and field teams both won the Pennsylvania Athletic Conference Championships for the first time in campus history. The women’s team won seven events. Sophomore Haley Gabor was awarded field MVP, making her the first Titan ever to win the award. Gabor placed first place in the 400meter dash with a time of 57.96 and placed second in pole vault with a 3.1. Gabor also took first in the 200-meter dash with a time of 26.11. “It’s great when the team sets goals and accomplishes them. We worked so hard in the off-season and it’s an amazing feeling when that pays off,” sophomore Anthony Thomas said. “ We are all happy to bring the PAC title back to Westminster, not only on the men’s side but also on the women’s.” The 4x400-meter relay team who won with a time of 4:09.11 consisted of Gabor, Senior Tyler Dever, Sophomore Kristen Basista, and Senior Alisha Slater. Senior Emily Dolsak won her fourth-straight PAC title in discuss. Dolsak also broke the PAC Championship record with a toss of 41.71 meters. Senior Merrissa Malcom won her third straight pole vault title with a mark of 3.4 meters. Basista won the 100-meter hurdles with a time of 15.52. Slater won her second straight long jump with a jump of 5.27 and was also part of the firstplace 4x100 meter relay team that placed a time of 49.45. The 4x100 team also consisted of Senior Hayley Ebersbacher, Senior Mallory Mack and Basista. Basista also placed second in the 400-meter hurdles with a time of 1:08.67. Third place finishes were from senior Bridget McCray in the javelin with a toss of 35.82. Slater placed third in the 100-meter dash with a time of 12.95 and also in the 200 with a time of 26.90. The Titan men won six events which included the 4x100-meter team setting a school record with a time of 42.62. The team consisted of sophomore Zac Henry, senior Forrest Minteer, junior Adam Carswell and senior J.J. Faltot. Other tea, champions were senior Ryan Bell who won the team’s first ever PAC title in the javelin. Bell had a throw of 66.42 meters. Faltot won the 100-meter and the 200-meter with times of 11.41 sand 22.83. Junior Mark Saylor won in pole vault with a record mark of 4.6 meters. Adam Carswell won in the 400-meter dash with a record time of 48.87. Westminster occupied five of the top seven spots in the pole vault competition. Senior Caleb Smathers and freshman Natty Schramm were second and third at 4.45 meters, also a stadium record. Three Titan men placed second in their respective events. They included the 4x400 meter relay team of Carswell, Henry, Faltot and Smathers with a time of 3:27.66, Thomas in the triple long jump with a mark of 13.29, and sophomore Jason Frawley in the shot put with a toss of 13.37 Several Titan men placed third in their respective events. They were sophomore Henry in the 100 meters with a time of 11.48, Carswell in the 200 meters with a time of 23.03, junior Derrick Orloski in javelin with a throw of 52.43, Thomas in the long jump with a mark of 6.52, sophomore Aaron Sutton in 1,500 meter run with a time of 4:02.19, and junior David Wright in shot put with a toss of 12.86. Coach Tim McNeil also won coach of the year in the PAC. This was the fourth of this award. Haley Gabor Women’s Track & Field Sophomore B-1 SPORTS - holcad (24”) 20060829cad YELLOW 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% Page B-2 May 4, 2012 MAGENTA CYAN BLACK The Holcad — Westminster College, New Wilmington, Pa. Titan Sports Men’s and women’s golf teams wrap up their season By Eric Shumaker Sports Writer James Bonetti / The Holcad Lady Titans fall to second place after loss to Bearcats By Tara Ott Sports Writers On Friday, April 27, the Titan softball team traveled to Saint Vincent College to compete in a PAC double header game vying for the first place position. The girls lost both games; 0-1 and 3-6, dropping to 10-6 in the conference standings. The team’s prime pitcher, Chelsea Brown and Saint Vincent's Emily Lauterbach, both pitched a complete game. Brown gave up one run off six hits, while Lauterbach only gave up three hits in the shutout win. Brown struck out three batters, while Lauterbach fanned one. “The St. Vincent game was a true test for us,” Senior Erica Kimmick said. “Looking at their statistics, we did not find them intimidating. We just knew if we played our game, hit when we needed to hit and played our defense we would win the games.” Saint Vincent's RBI-double in the top of the fourth inning from Shannon Baczek scored the lone run of the game. The Titans left five runners on base throughout the game. Down 5-0 in the sixth-inning of game two, Westminster struck back with a three-run home run over the right field fence off the bat of Kimmick, her first of the season. Sophomores Kelsey Squelch and Erika Pamer scored on the play. Kimmick went two for three at the plate with three RBI. “I believe they are the best competition we faced in the PAC for the title,” Kimmick said. “We have this quiet confidence on this team and when something is not going our way we rise above it and fight back. We never hand a team a game; they have to earn it from us.” Carly Wallock, freshman, pitched for the Titans and is credited with the loss. Wallock pitched two innings and gave up two runs off five hits. She walked none and struck-out one. On Sunday, April 29, the Titans traveled to Bethany College to compete in the last double header of regular season. Bethany won the first game 11-5, but the Titans rallied to win the second game 6-3. In the first game of the day, Squelch hit a homerun in the bottom of the first inning to take an early lead against the Bison. The next sequence of batters was not able to bring in more runs and three runners were left on base. The team had a hot fifth inning by scoring three runs on three hits. They were not able to match Bethany in the final innings when the Bison score six runs to increase their gap 11-5. Olet Stasko and Lauren Stoczynski went two for four at the plate and Stocyznski had a team high two RBI. In the second game against Bethany, with the score tied 1-1 after the first inning, the Titans had a huge second inning scoring four runs on five hits. Squelch went two for three with two RBI, and Katie Hughes went three for four at the plate. Kimmick also had two RBI. Carly Leffakis earned the win at the plate and is now 3-2 on the year. She pitched a complete game and only gave up three runs off seven hits. She struck-out one and walked the same. One of the team’s main goals was to host the PAC tournament, although they did not reach that goal, they did make the playoffs as the number three seed. “We wanted to win/host PACs, but in the past four years I've played we were never in the running to win/host PACs,” Kimmick said. “Instead of, seeing that as a disappointment, I see that as an accomplishment because we are a young team and we were projected to place fifth this year.” This week the Titans clenched a spot in the top four teams that are to appear in the PAC playoff tournament. Also this week, Kimmick was named the SAAC Titan Athlete of the Week. In six games last week, Kimmick hit .500 (8-16) with four RBIs, three runs, three doubles, and a home run. She finished the week with a .875 slugging percentage. The PAC tournament will begin Thursday, April 3 at Saint Vincent College. The Titans will play the number two seed, Thiel, in the first round of the playoffs. “Our goal for the PAC tournament is simple: we want to win,” Kimmick said. “So, we will prepare like we always do: Field, Hit, and build our confidence up in each other knowing that we can make that extraordinary play or hit and win it all.” Men’s tennis team finishes season in third place By Emily Kompare Sports Writer The men’s tennis team wrapped up their season with a third-place finish at PACs on April 21. They finished with a record of 5-10 overall and 5-2 against conference opponents. Four players received All-PAC honors. The Titans’ season got off to a slow start back in February with a string of seven consecutive losses. The first loss came on February 19 against Edinboro, then again on February 24 against Mount Union. The next four also came against non-conference opponents at a tournament at Hilton Head Island, S.C. held March 4-8 over spring break. The team ended their losing streak with a 6-3 win at their first home match of the season against Waynesburg on March 17. From there, the Titans flipped back and forth between the win column, losing to Franciscan on March 20 before notching backto-back 8-1 victories against Bethany on March 26 and Washington & Jefferson on March 31. The Titans split their last four matches of the season, suffering losses to Allegheny on April 3 and Grove City on April 13. Their wins came against Thiel on April 11 and Thomas More on April 15. The team’s only losses to conference opponents came against St. Vincent on March 16 and Grove City on April 13. These two teams were the only two to outscore the Titans at the PAC Championships, as well. The Titans finished third out of eight teams at the PAC championships held April 20-21 at the Pennbriar Athletic Club in Erie. Junior Ryan Carr earned AllPAC Second Team for his in singles competition for the second straight year. Freshman Mike Matisi and junior Marshall Finelli also earned All-PAC honors in singles, but in the honorable mention category. Matisi was awarded All-PAC honorable mention in doubles competition as well, along with his doubles partner, junior Sean Black. Drew Trifelos, the lone senior on the team, ended his collegiate career with a 14-35 singles record and a 13-40 doubles record. He placed fourth in men’s doubles competition at PACs in 2009 alongside Mike Codita, third in men’s singles in 2011, and fourth in men’s singles in 2012. A three-year letterman, he was named last year’s team MVP as voted by his teammates. Additionally, he was named to the PAC Academic Honor Roll in 2010 and 2011. With the loss of Trifelos, the team will look to its junior members – Black, Carr, Finelli, and Brad Thomas – for guidance next season. Black, a two-year letter winner, began the season 11-19 in singles and 13-19 in doubles. He finished 13-32 overall in singles and 20-27 in doubles. Carr’s records stood at 10-7 (singles) and 9-7 (doubles) prior to this season. Not including PACs, he finished with a record of 18-13 and 17-14. Finelli started off the season at 0-1 and 0-2 but finished 4-2 and 6-10. Thomas, also a two-year letter winner, began 11-18 and 11-14 and finished with records of 1529 and 14-22. The Titans look to continue building upon the success of this season next year at PACs and throughout the competition season. The men’s and women’s golf seasons have both effectively ended. While the men’s golf team will still compete in the McBr ide-Behr inger-Allen "MBA" Tournament on Monday, April 30, the PAC Championships have already been decided. The 36-hole Spring PAC Championship match set for April 23-24 at the Cedarbrook Golf Club in Bell Vernon, PA, was cancelled due to poor course and weather conditions. Thus, the results from the Fall PAC Championship match have been used for both the fall and spring sessions; the men finished in fourth, while the women finished in first. Both teams were disappointed about the cancellation of the spring PAC Championships. Men’s coach Gene Nicholson said, “All of our players were looking forward to the PAC championships. Weather was something beyond our control.” Women’s coach Debi Roud added, “It was somewhat disappointing to have the spring PAC championships cancelled, but you cannot control the weather. My girls were very disappointed not to be able to play. Many of them were not only playing for team championship placement but for medalist play as well. Because of unpredictable weather in the spring, the PAC coaches, Athletic Directors, and Joe Onderko (head of the PAC) specifically set up this format where both fall and spring championships count for scoring, but if one or two of the days gets rained/snowed out in the spring, we still have scores available to count towards overall team championship.” The men’s golf team started out its season on Sept. 14 when it finished fifth of seven teams at the Grove City Invitational. They competed at the Kuhn Classic (finishing sixteenth of eighteen teams) and at the Penn State Behrend Invitational (fifth of nine teams). Subsequently, they finished fourth in the Fall PAC Champi- onships at the Oak Tree Country Club in West Middlesex, PA. The final results were Washington & Jefferson (600), Saint Vincent (605), Thiel (618), Westminster (625), Grove City (627), Thomas More (661), and Bethany (671). Leading the Titan men in the PACs was senior Dave Mlinarich who finished fourth individually (150). Mlinarich’s fourth place finish qualified him for first-team All-PAC honors. He had never previously received All-PAC honors. First-year Ross Montanti followed with a 155 and tied for fifteenth place. Senior Nate Silvis (159) finished in twentieth, and sophomore Dave Paladino (161) finished twenty-first. The men’s team finished its fall session at the Westminster Autumn Classic (third of nine) and the Carnegie Mellon Invitational (fourth of five). The spring session was highlighted by a second place finish (out of four teams) in Myrtle Beach, SC, during their spring break trip and a first place finish (out of three teams) at the Thiel Invitational. Nate Silvis was named the PAC Men’s Golfer of the Week (Mar. 26-Apr. 1) for finishing first with a 78 at the Invitational. He had to win a one-hole playoff against Matt Eshelman of Thiel. The men’s team will finish their season at the Grove City Invitational/“MBA” on Monday, April 30 at 12:00 p.m . They will face PAC opponents Grove City, Bethany, Saint Vincent, Waynesburg, and Thiel. The women’s fall session began on Sept. 11 at the Mercyhurst Invitational, a twoweekend event in which they finished eighth of nine teams. Eight days later, the Titan women finished fifth out of six teams at the Saint Vincent Invitational. The women closed out their fall session by finishing first after two rounds of the PAC Championship. The final results were Westminster (758), Washington & Jefferson (760), Grove City (783), Saint Vincent (826), and Thomas More (1276). Senior Pam Bonneau (183) led Westminster; she finished in a tie for fifth place. Sopho- more Morgan Pierce (186) and junior Jenna Huston (193) followed her in seventh and eighth respectively. Junior Becca Shuster (196) tied for ninth place. Having four golfers so high in the top ten allowed Westminster to squeak by Washington & Jefferson. The top four Westminster golfers received All-PAC honors. Pam Bonneau received her fourth-consecutive First Team All-PAC. Morgan Pierce, Jenna Huston, and Becca Shuster all received Second Team All-PAC accolades. It was Shuster’s second time receiving the honor, while it was unprecedented for Pierce and Huston. The women’s team finished its spring session with four matches. First, the team placed fifth of six teams at the Grove City Invitational. Pam Bonneau led the team with an 86 and earned the PAC Women’s Co-Golfer of the Week (along with Grove City’s Esther Durling). Second, they finished fourth of eight at the Mary Cleland Eckles Invitational (at the New Castle Country Club). Third, they were last of five at the Mercyhurst Invitational. Finally, the women’s team finished fourth of four at the Washington & Jefferson Invitational. Pam Bonneau earned the PAC Women’s Golfer of the Week (April 23-29) and the Student-Athlete Advisory Committee’s Titan Athlete of the Week award for her performance in the match. She finished first with a 90, five strokes ahead of the runnerup. Both of Westminster’s golf teams ultimately improved this year. The women’s team won the PAC Championship, whereas they finished third in 2010-2011. This improvement may have been a large reason why Coach Debi Roud received the 2012 PAC Women’s Golf Coach of the Year. It was the third time she has received the honor. The men’s team finished fifth in 2010-2011, and finished fourth this season. Both teams will be losing key seniors, but they have young talent that will continue to improve next year. Inside EVEN page - holcad (24”) 20060829cad YELLOW 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% The Holcad — Westminster College, New Wilmington, Pa. MAGENTA Page B-3 Crossword Friday, May 4 gram-Recital Classes End 1:00 PM - 5:00 PM Baseball at 3:00 PM - 4:30 PM *UPDATE* Waynesburg (2) Movie in Mueller -- Safe 6:30 PM - 9:00 PM Celebrity House Series: The Golden Dragon Acrobats, Direct from Hubei, 3:00 PM - 4:30 PM *UPDATE* China Movie in Mueller -- The Vow 9:00 PM - 10:30 PM *UPDATE* Movie in Mueller -The Vow 8:45 PM - 10:15 PM CRAM 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM Catholic JAM Mass Monday, May 7 Thursday, May 10 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM Combined Band Concert Final Period Final Period 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM Men's Baseball vs. Waynesburg 5:00 PM - 9:00 PM Combined Band Concert 7:30 PM - 9:00 PM Westminter College Combined Bands Concert to change) 7:30 PM - 8:30 PM Jazz Ensemble Concert BLACK May 4, 2012 Calendar Men's and Women's Track & Field at Slippery Rock Open CYAN 12:00 PM - 1:30 PM Employee Recognition Lunch Tuesday, May 8 Friday, May 11 Final Period 8:00 PM - 9:30 PM *Update* Movie in Mueller -- The Vow 7:30 PM - 8:30 PM Westminster College Jazz Ensemble Concert 10:30 PM - 12:00 AM (5/5) *Update* Movie in Mueller -Safe House 8:00 PM - 9:30 PM *Update* Movie in Mueller -- Safe House 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM Colleges Against Cancer Meeting Wednesday, May 9 Reading Day Saturday, May 5 10:30 PM - 12:00 AM (5/6) *Update* Movie in Mueller -The Vow Relay For Life 8:00 AM - 4:30 PM Drinko Center and IMU4 Event: Diversity Programming Sunday, May 6 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM Senior Voice Recital-Alexandra Patterson (Date and time subject 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM Westminster College Intern Pro- 10:30 AM - 12:00 PM Celebrity Series: The Golden Dragon Acrobats, Direct from Hubei, China 11:40 AM - 12:10 PM Open Door at the Half - Time of Quiet Prayer & Reflection Closing Hours - Duff Student Restaurant - 1:15 p.m. Closing Hours - Titan Club 1:30 p.m. Closing Hours - TUB - 3:30 p.m. Final Period Men's and Women's Track & Field Gator Invitational Residence Halls Close at 6:00 p.m. for Non-Seniors HOROSCOPES ARIES (March 21-April 19). You can’t be aware of your emotions before they begin; it doesn’t work that way. You feel first, and you’ll recognize the feeling anywhere from half a second to a decade later, depending on your level of awareness. Disapproving of your feelings makes awareness more difficult, so strive for self-acceptance. of acting out of fear of being alone, go the opposite direction. Revel in solo time. You’re excellent company! That’s what makes people want to be with you. You’ll be in high demand. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). “The past, like time itself, transcends good or bad. It just is. Memories are like stones that are part of a fence; if you start throwing aside the stones that don’t please you, pretty soon the whole fence falls down.” This passage from Edward M. Hallowell M.D. applies strongly. Accept the stones that lead you here. TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You’ll execute many routine actions, things that are so much a part of your day to day that they do not stand out as being important. It’s these same habits that help you develop into precisely VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). who you want to be. Give yourRunning from your fears only self credit. You’re right where makes them chase you. Other you’re supposed to be, doing extechniques will work better. Ofactly what’s needed. fering compassion and friendliGEMINI (May 21-June 21). ness to the frightened part of you You will be much busier than will lessen fear’s grip. Welcoming usual, and the way things are fear wholeheartedly works, too. looking, this may very well be- And a face-to-face encounter with come the new “normal” for you. your fear could make it vanish Your main focus will be on build- completely. ing relationships. Networking LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). takes time and energy. It won’t Stay in the present. Sure, you be worth it to you unless you rehave goals. But to fantasize obally know what you want from sessively about a romantic future people. Get clear on your goals. in which you’re more successful CANCER (June 22-July 22). than you are right now is hurtful, You may feel helpless over your as it’s a form of self-rejection. romantic destiny, but you’re not. Now is good. It is, after all, the You’re extremely powerful, much only moment you can do anymore so than you realize. Instead thing about. SUDOKU 7 5 6 8 3 9 3 1 7 6 9 7 2 4 5 6 2 3 8 9 6 1 3 8 7 1 2 9 SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). You’re a generous soul, and you are usually more than willing to share your methods and resources with those who could use help. However, you’ll wisely refrain from sharing with those who aren’t quite ready for what you have to offer. You could do more harm than good in that case. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22Dec. 21). You will be as comfortable with left-brain dominated activities as you are with rightbrain dominated activities. You’ll be a kind of translator for the less versatile, bridging communication gaps between highly analytical people and highly creative people. You’ll be a vital member of your team. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Take your time in communicating with others. Everything does not have to be decided in a day. Some conversations are meant to simply put a topic on the table for further investigation. Your immediate response to a situation may be strong, and it will take extra thought and effort to frame it in the best way. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Men and women both need praise, though the men may not be as comfortable with this need now and may try to hide it from you. You won’t be stingy with your compliments. You’ll let people know your feelings, and you’ll be constantly on the lookout for new things to appreciate and new ways to express it. PISCES (Feb. 19March 20). You know how to follow, and that’s what will make you an excellent leader. When it’s your turn to assert your leadership, you don’t want to be imperious. You have excellent listening skills and are highly empathic. These are the qualities that will endear you to those under your command. CROSSWORD ANSWER ACROSS DOWN 1 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 5 10 14 15 16 17 18 20 22 23 25 26 29 34 36 37 38 39 41 42 43 44 46 49 50 51 53 56 60 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 Poland’s second-largest city Work crew Flushing stadium Butter sub. Squirreled-away item? Walden, e.g. Farming prefix Topps bubble gum kid Hindu chants Reared up Repaired boots Member of The ATeam Chunky City in a Glenn Miller tune Wall Street plunges Comedian Carvey Limb Skeptic’s retort Vaulted Oscar-winning musical of 1958 Babe E. ___ bacteria Biblical landfall One who solves this crossword? 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Affordable Rates Great Exposure Contact Leah Wilson at wilsonlm@wclive.westminster.edu Don’t forget to check us out online at www.theholcad.com Inside EVEN page - holcad (24”) 20060829cad YELLOW 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% Page B-4 MAGENTA CYAN BLACK The Holcad — Westminster College, New Wilmington, Pa. May 4, 2012 Arts and Entertainment Redemption in “America’s Next Top Model:” a Capstone addendum Addie Domske A&E Editor Let the reminiscing begin. I’ve worked at this newspaper for the passed three years, as a young type-editor, a writer, and finally the editor of this fine section. I’ve written paper after paper for my English and religion majors, and read book after article after magazine over these four years. This week I turned in my nearly 19,000-word Capstone. What do I have to offer you after all of that? The ridiculous idea that “America’s Next Top Model” is actually worth your time. The CW show begins its network ad, “TV to talk about.” Ok, CW, challenge accepted. I had just ended a day teaching high school students about British culture through the Language in Motion program, when I returned to my lovely townhouse, kicked off my flats and settled down for 22 minutes with my Hulu queue. It was then that the TV gods decided to have “America’s Next Top Model: British Invasion” pop up on the home screen, and as I had just taught my students about “American Idol’s” Simon Cowell bringing the “audition-show culture” to America from the U.K., I really had no choice but to click on the show and watch what was my first Tyra Banks production since sick days with TLC and Bravo! in high school. The show began in usual “Top Model” spirits—everyone hates some girl named Kyle and they can’t believe that Az went home instead of her! I’m talking deep stuff, Westminster. The Brits have just won their first challenge and the ladies are now huddled around their TyraMail to read, “beauty is in the smize of the beholder.”(Don’t worry, you’d not behind on your vocab— Tyra just made that word up; it means, “smile with your eyes.”) The women leave for their first photo shoot, a PSA with young girls for Tyra’s B.I.O. (Beautiful Inside and Out) campaign, what a contestant describes as an “anti-bullying campaign.” The show doesn’t go into too much detail about the campaign, but a quick look at its Facebook page describes the campaign with this message to young people: “Whoever you are, whatever you look Photos from www.aceshowbiz.com (top) and www.poptower.com (left, showing “America’s Next Top Model’s” Laura) like...your body isn't wrong, society is. What makes you different makes you beautiful.” The group’s mission is listed, “To love ourselves, inside and out.” The two countries are pitted against each other for the challenge, with the prize of their ad being broadcast on the CW and a bonus of a special family video message delivered to each member of the winning team. The shallowness, however, turns a bit deeper when the models are paired with their young women. American, Eboni, remarks on being bullied when she was younger and not having the mask of fashion to hide behind, “You’re nose is big, you’re lips are big…on top of that I was poor, so like, I didn’t have clothes, I didn’t have shoes to compensate for those things.” British Sophie realizes when she sees the young girls, excited to be in the presence of women so beautiful, “Yes, it’s a competition; you know, I want to be able to come over and work in the states, but now it feels it’s a bigger cause than just the prizes on the surface.” And of course, like every season of “America’s Next Top Model,” there’s that one normal girl who seems so out of place amidst the drama of the show until you see her striking naturally beauty photographed and you realize the talent of modeling can actually exist. American, Laura, is this season’s level-headed contestant, and her thoughts on the PSA were worth hearing, “It’s a huge thing for me to be working on this PSA right now because I was not always pre- “I really had no choice but to click on the show and watch what was my first Tyra Banks production since sick days with TLC and Bravo! in high school.” senting myself in a way that would show others my inner beauty as well as my out. I just remember being in that hole and to think that tons of little girls out there feel the exact same way as me, like, I want them to know that it can be changed.” The contestants spent their time with the young girls discussing the question of what makes them feel beautiful. One of the younger girls remarks, “I think beauty is when I get good grades and get awards and make my parents proud,” to which Laura replies, “Oh, my God, I love you!” Laura continues her home life story, “I remember coming home to the smell of rotted, stale, beer, and like, I guess I’m not good enough for them to stay sober…I needed to get out. I needed to get out of that shell and step back and see myself out of that situation.” British Alisha asks her young partner, what makes you feel not so beautiful? “When I look at the color of my skin and my hair…because, when I really look at princesses, they’re all pretty, and they have like different hair, and… [tears up]” Alisha counteracts with a tearful, “But you are so beautiful…this is how God made you and this is how he wants you to look, you are so beautiful.” In her confession interview afterwards Alisha remarks, “I’ve been there; I’ve done that; I’ve felt that way. I know how it feels when kids at school bully you, for these stupid, minor things, the things that you can’t actually change about yourself. It was not a nice feeling, it kinda, kinda took me back to that place that I didn’t wanna be.” Is this show Emmy awardwinning? Let’s hope not. Is it catty and self-absorbed most of the time? Definitely. Is creating a word “smize” to mean “smile with your eyes” strange? Yes, Tyra, you’re ridiculous. But rather than dismissing the show based on its apparent shallowness, if we take a second to see what it is really doing, the cynic’s life might be a little easier to encounter each day. Tyra is self-absorbed and a little fruity at times, but does she make an honest effort to empower women each day? Actually, yes. Did those “dumb blonde models” actually care about those little girls? For that moment, yeah, they really did. They realized the types of people who would be viewing their product and they cared for a second how that affected them. They became people, not models. I wrote my 80+ page Capstone on finding Biblical themes of redemption in censored television shows like “Skins,” “Dexter,” “True Blood,” and “The Simpsons,” and I had much to say on the subject. Perhaps, an addendum could be made to all television, however. Television is home to this generation’s storytellers, after all. If our cultural narrative involves redemption, then mostly all of the television we enjoy should as well. From the depths of “America’s Next Top Model” to the heights of award-winning teleseries’, we as a culture yearn for redemption—from bullying, from ugliness, from insecurities. And as I sign off for my last article, I would urge you to look for the good around you, everywhere, Westminster. Redemption is something we yearn for—everywhere—and what I’ve come to learn is that we’ll tell that story wherever it can be heard. To assume that those same narratives of liberation cannot be told to the theme of British Invasion is perhaps a little naïve. Now go watch some British Tyra, Westminster. Cheers! Addie is a senior English and religion major. She decided on grad school, finished her Capstone, and completed her last Holcad layout this week. Phew! Bonnie Raitt’s great soul continues Photos from www.bonnieraitt.com “Slipstream” on April 10, 2012. This bluesy, daring album, with lively slide guitar and Bonnie Raitt – a living leg- soulful vocals designate it as end – released her new album authored by the one and only By Laura Milanak A&E Writer Raitt. This is her first album in seven years, debuting under the brand new record label, Redwing Records. The majority of this hot album is self-pro- duced, but four songs are created by the dazzling Joe Henry and showcase his extraordinary group of musicians. Other guests on the album include Al Anderson, Maia Sharp, Bill Frisell, and Ireland’s Paul Brady. This album contains twelve tracks, a few of which are covers or Raitt’s renditions of classics. First of all, this album is the auditory journey of the artist, Raitt, returning to her routine after a long silent spell. Raitt is one of America’s most iconic and important musicians, and it’s comforting to know that her album feels like home. Since it has been seven years since her last album, 2005’s “Souls Alike,” it’s a different pitch of the usual Raitt. Her last seven years were unfortunately filled with tragedy: the loss of her brother, best friend, and parents. This is certainly cause for some soul-searching. But the losses do not ruin the music. No, this music comes with a joyful edge, crafted for the simple delight of crafting itself. This is of great interest to her long-time followers. It may not sound like complete radio hits, but that’s not the point of this album. It is for long-time listeners pleasure, and certainly, fans will be pleased. So what is this album? Lots of soul, lots of blues, lots of just plain old Bonnie Raitt. Just like a fine wine, her music improves with age. Her first track on the album is “Used to Rule the World,” which is a little funky but talks of soul music and artists who leave the profession too soon due to distractions. Her playing is loud and boisterous, and fun to listen to. “Take My Love With You” is more melodic, but still a lovely folk/soul type song. It has a silky consistency that soothes your ears. It showcases her quiet passion as a vocalist. A wittier ditty is “Marriage Made In Hollywood,” an upbeat tempo song that leans towards the pop genre, that sings of the selfishness in Hollywood, and of celebrities being the news with war as entertainment. This song reflects her history as an activist and contains a political agenda. Other tracks on the album are still just as good as new, and while they are less of my type of music, are still pleasant to listen to. With "Slipstream," Raitt resurfaces in radiant, surefooted fashion, confident in her abilities, hungry to record new tunes and hit the road to play them for audiences. After 40 years in the business she retains a disproportionate amount of soul, vigor and longing. Listeners are blessed to have her. Raitt is a cornerstone of today’s music industry. Popular in the 90’s for songs such as “Nick of Time,” “Something to Talk About,” and the ballad “I Can’t Make You Love Me,” she is still going strong at sixtytwo years old. She was inducted into the Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Fame in 2000. American Songwriter Magazine praises “Slipstream” as being “her best album in years and one of the best of her 40-year career.” She is currently on tour, playing the New Orleans Jazz Festival on May 6th. The closest showing to campus is in Akron, OH on May 23, 2012. Her tour extends into October of 2012, so if you are a fan and want to see her, check her website for tour locations. As the Spring semester here at Westminster winds down, I would just like to take a few words and thank all of you readers for your support and I appreciate all of the feedback I’ve received on my articles and reviews. I hope you enjoyed them as much as I enjoyed writing them. Since I don’t have finals this semester, I’d like to wish YOU good luck, and have a great life. Thanks. Inside EVEN page - holcad (24”) 20060829cad YELLOW 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% The Holcad — Westminster College, New Wilmington, Pa. MAGENTA CYAN BLACK May 4, 2012 Page B-5 Arts & Entertainment Summer Video Game Outlook By Travis Kellar A&E Writer Finals week separates us from sweet, beautiful freedom of the classroom. No more exams to study for, no more papers to write, and no more hitting that snooze button for another five minutes of sleep. Personally, my summer is surely to be consumed by my part-time job, and hopefully, a full-time job before too long. In the mean time? I plan to game. Unfortunately, this summer does not have too many big releases to look forward to. Sure, there have been a number of huge announcements such as Grand Theft Auto V, God of War: Ascension, and a new Super Mario Bros. game for the Wii-U. So what’s the problem? All of them are coming out in 2013, and aside from some screenshots and videos from this year’s Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3), there is little more to do than wait. Despite the lack of big releases, there are some titles coming out sooner rather than later that have me excited. Rockstar is finally releasing “Max Payne 3” on May 15th after nine years since the release of “May Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne.” Considered the start of a new chapter for the series, screenshots have shown two things: the game looks awesome, and it is bloody. SEGA is releasing two titles worthy of note, most prominently being “Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II.” Sonic’s adventure from the first episode continues, as Dr. Robotnik (or Dr. Eggman, whichever you prefer) is up to no good again. To make matters worse? Metal Sonic is also back to take out Sonic. SEGA has been desperately trying to recreate the magic they had with Sonic on the Sega Genesis, and while Episode I was a valiant effort, I would not be surprised to see Episode II also fail to hit the mark. Will I still buy it? You bet. I started gaming with “Sonic the Hedgehog” on a 16-bit Sega Genesis, so Sonic has a near and dear place in my heart. Along with Sonic, SEGA has finally listened to the fans and is releasing “Virtua Fighter 5 Final Showdown” sometime this summer. Basically, SEGA has added two fighters to the roster; namely, the sumo wrestler Taka-Arashi, and karate specialist Jean Kujo. Not impressive enough? PlayStation 3 users will finally be able to go online and compete with fighters all over the world, and SEGA has said that 10,000 pieces of customizable costume pieces will be released via DLC. They are also overhauling character animations, victory poses, stages, and music. This game has me pretty stoked. Virtua Fighter is easily my favorite fighting series, and tournaments in arcades can draw in huge crowds in Japan. Otherwise, the summer is littered with a ton of releases but not too many real standout, must-have releases. “Call of Duty: Black Ops 2” was just an- nounced, but as per any “Call of Duty” title, it is on tap for a November release. “Assassin’s Creed III” is also on tap to hit the shelves in October, and this is another game to keep an eye out for. Stepping away from Europe, the next installment is set during the Revolutionary War, and George Washington and Benjamin Franklin have been confirmed to play major roles. I am having a hard time deciding which is cooler; the fact that there’s a game being set in the Revolutionary War, or that Washington and Franklin will play prominent roles. Either way, it is looking to be epic! I think the lack of releases this year is due to all of the companies beginning to look to the next generation of consoles. With the Wii-U coming out this holiday season and rumor swirling about the xBox 720, all that needs to happen now is for Sony to come out and announce the PlayStation 4, or as rumors have stated, “Orbis.” Sony has been adamant in keeping to a ten-year lifecycle for the PlayStation 3, and if that is the case, there are still four more good years left in it. Then again, the limited release of games may be due to a solid Photo from www.inquisitr.com three years of blockbuster titles. I mean, think about it. “Red Dead Redemption,” “God of War III,” “Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim”, and “Final Fantasy XIII” all came out within the last three years. That is not taking into consideration the lengthy list of games that have came out alongside those notable blockbusters. With E3 just a few months away, there will surely be some announcements worthy of note. Big game announcements, more juicy details on games coming out within the next year, and perhaps some new console an- nouncements are not farfetched. For this summer, check out those reliable sites, see if there’s something coming out that I have not included, and go for it. It may be a slow summer to be a gamer, but given the beginning of a new generation of consoles coming up, things will surely pick up. In the mean time, any one up for some gaming fun this summer on the PlayStation 3 console, feel free to add me, DarkWolf316. I know, it is not the most creative name out there, but it serves a purpose! Summer Dance Premieres Photo from www.onlinetvcast.com By Melissa Williams A&E Writer If you haven’t yet heard about FOX’s reality dance competition show, “So You Think You Can Dance,” you need to. NOW. Honestly Westminster campus, you are going to love this show, and let me tell you why. You like music, right? And especially the singles on the top charts? Well, “So You Think You Can Dance” features the top dancers from around the country, doing choreography from the top choreographers around the country, dancing to the most popular music in the country. There’s nothing better than that. This show is no “Dancing with the Stars,” where amateurs dance to awful remakes of your favorite songs, I can promise you that. Make a mental checklist of the following songs: “Outta Your Mind,” by Lil Jon and “LM*AO,” “My Chick Bad” by Ludacris and Nicki Minaj, “Whatcha Say” by Jason Derulo, “No Air” and “Battlefield” by Jordan Sparks, “Mad” by Ne-Yo, “Bleeding Love” by Leona Lewis, “Set Fire to the Rain” by Adele, “Gravity” by Sara Bareilles, and “Collide” by Howie Day. All of these songs have been performed in the past, and if you live in this century, you should be familiar with all of them. In this show, aspiring dancers perform single auditions for four esteemed judges. Rounds of callbacks ensue until 20 of the best aspiring dancers in America are left standing. From there, they are paired up with previous winners and perform as couples for America, who determine the length of their stay with their votes. One or more couples are eliminated each week until one person is left standing to be crowned “America’s Favorite Dancer.” The couples draw their dance style from a hat each week, which could be anything from the standard Contemporary, Ballet, Lyrical, Broadway, Jazz, Hip Hop, Salsa, Quickstep, and Jive to the less familiar Krumping, Popping, and Bollywood. Each week, viewers see and learn a little more about each contestant, whether it be their personal background or quirks. Backstage footage and interviews with the choreographers are shown, so you really get to see the steps it took for dance to make it to the stage in its final form. Often times there is a backstory and props that go with each routine, so the performance is not just about the dancers, the choreographers, or the song individually, but how they all come together. The show has been nominated and won so many awards that there are too many too list them all, however, it does need to be mentioned that it has won “America’s Favorite Summer Series,” multiple years in a row. Sometimes the culmination of the choreography, dancing ability, and music is so intense that it is actually breathtaking. I’ve teared up multiple times because of this show, and actually forgot that I was in my living room watching television – that is how intense and incredibly amazing the talent is on this show. Young people, who would not be able to follow their dreams otherwise, are able to because of the opportunity this show gives them. Additionally, last year, the show succeeded in running tests with Nike that officially named dancing as a sport, and many rising music artists have broken out onto the music scene because of their appearance on the show. Take new popular artist Christina Perri, for instance. She was singing in bars until her song “Jar of Hearts” became a nationwide single in the span of one night - the night her song was featured on the show. With a campus as into music and dance as this one, I don’t think it is too far of a stretch to say that students and staff alike will enjoy this show – if they give it a fair chance. The season 8 premiere is Thursday, May 24 at 8/7c. Check it out, and if you can’t wait that long, watch the previous 7 seasons online. I won’t be surprised when you claim with the rest of America that “So You Think You Can Dance” is your new favorite summer series. Other shows premiering this summer include, “Last Resort,” “Gilded Lillys,” “Malibu Country,” “The Family Trap,” “Zero Hour,” “Devious Maids,” and “Beauty and the Beast.” Check out the Huffington Post for more info. What to watch for the remainder of 2012 A comprehensive list of the best movies you won’t want to forget between the semesters... By Rose Selby A&E Writer So far, 2012 has offered us a few decent films: “The Hunger Games,” “The Lorax,” “Titanic 3D,” etc. Okay, okay – besides “The Hunger Games,” 2012 has offered us sheer bollocks in the way of movies. The rest of 2012, though, seems a little more hopeful. Here’s what to look out for the remainder of this apocalyptic year, should you survive: TBA: “On the Road,” directed by Walter Salles (“The Motorcycle Diaries,” “Paris, je t’aime”), starring Garret Hedlund, Sam Riley, Kristen Stewart, and Viggo Mortensen. Based on Jack Kerouac’s famous novel of the same title, this film will (hopefully) place us in the heart of the beat generation as we join Sal Paradise (Riley) and Dean Moriarty (Hedlund) in their gonzo road trip across the USA. I am 100% skeptical of Kristen Stewart’s role as Mary Lou, but try not to let her pouty face ruin this one for you, folks. May 25th: “Moonrise Kingdom,” directed by Wes Anderson (“The Royal Tenenbaums,” “Rushmore,”), starring Bruce Willis, Edward Norton, and one of Anderson’s favorites, Bill Murray. Set in New England 1960s, this film will show us a local town’s search for a young-and-in-love boy and girl runaway. Anderson tends to put forth quirky characters, skillful cinematography, and a killer soundtrack. June 22nd: “To Rome with Love” – writer and director Woody Allen is back in full action, ladies and gentlemen, cast and all. Feels like old times. And what competition he has this time around: Ellen Page, Jesse Eisenberg, Penelope Cruz, Alec Baldwin, and Allison Pill. As you might have guessed, the film takes place in Rome and zeros in on the lives of its people, indigenous or not. I predict this won’t stray far from Allen’s usual loosey-goosey plotline, but will maintain incredible insight and entertainment, nonetheless. July 20th: “The Dark Knight Rises,” directed by Christopher Nolan, starring Christian Bale, Joseph GordonLevitt, Liam Neeson, Gary Oldman, and Anne Hathaway. At last, the third and final film of Photos from www.trovster.tumblr.com and www.hggirlonfire.com Nolan’s Batman series. Not much needs to be said as to why this is a must-see. I will say, though, that Joseph Goron-Levitt should prove a worthy addition to the cast for his role as John Blake. Sept. 21st: “The Perks of Being a Wallflower,” starring Emma Watson, Logan Lerman, Nina Dobrev, and Paul Rudd. The story of this naïve, introverted freshman should play out true to the novel, as Stephen Chbosky (the author himself) wrote and directed the film. Chbosky also helped write the film version of “Rent.” Oct. 5: “Frankenweenie,” written and directed by Tim Burton, starring Winona Ryder, Catherine O’Hara, and Martin Short (voices). This film seems to be everything Burton-esque: comedy/horror, claymation, creepy, and swirly. The only missing pieces are Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp. “Frankenweenie” first released in 1984 as a short film, but this one will be feature-length. Nov. 2nd: “Seven Psychopaths,” written and directed by Irish filmmaker and play- wright Martin McDonagh (“In Bruges,” film; “The Pillowman,” play), starring Woody Harrelson, Colin Farrel, Abbie Cornish, and Christopher Walken. This dark comedy may be hard to find in theaters, but it would benefit you to witness Martin McDonagh’s work with the underbelly of society. Dec. 14th: “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey,” directed by Peter Jackson, starring Martin Freeman, Ian McKellen, Richard Armitage, Cate Blanchett, Andy Serkis, Elijah Wood, and the rest of the fabulous company that constitutes the Fellowship from “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy. Adapted from J.R.R Tolkien’s prequel to this trilogy, this film will tell the story of Bilbo Baggins’ journey “from caverns deep and dungeons old” with a group of Dwarves to reclaim a stolen treasure from Smaug the dragon. If this is sold out on opening night, check out “Les Miserables,” directed by Tom Hooper (“The King’s Speech”), starring Hugh Jackman, Russell Crow, and (don’t be discouraged:) Anne Hathaway. Dec. 25th: “Django Un- chained,” directed by Quentin Tarantino (“Pulp Fiction,” “Reservoir Dogs”), starring Jamie Foxx, Leonardo DiCaprio, Samuel L. Jackson, and Don Johnson. After years of using subtle conventions of the Western genre in his films (specifically with music), Tarantino is finally offering us an outright Western, ascots and all. Also, if you hadn’t guessed, violence is surefire. If this is sold out on opening night, check out “The Great Gatsby,” directed by Baz Luhrmann (“Moulin Rouge!”), starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire, and Carey Mulligan. TBA: “Skyfall,” directed by Sam Mendes (“American Beauty,” “Jarhead,” “Revolutionary Road”), starring Daniel Craig, Ralph Fiennes, and Javier Bardem. If not because this is a James Bond film, give this one a go for its actors and director. Some other considerations you might make are “The Dictator” (May 16) starring Sacha Baron Cohen, “Cloud Atlas” (TBA) starring Tom Hanks; and “Prometheus,” (Jun. 8) directed by Ridley Scott (“Gladiator,” “Thelma and Louise”). Happy viewing! Back of Section A - holcad (24”) 20060829cad YELLOW 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% Page B-6 May 4, 2012 MAGENTA CYAN BLACK The Holcad — Westminster College, New Wilmington, Pa. Features Is your bucket list empty? ...Of The Week By Brit Stock Staff Writer As the weather warms up and the school year comes to a close, students spend a lot of time reflecting on their accomplishments of the school year. Did you make dean’s list? How many movies did you see in Mueller? Did you complete the infamous campus crawl? There is always that mental list that one compiles of tasks they would like to complete before their four years here come to a close. You can even go as far as to call it a bucket list. So, what things are still left on your bucket list? You have only a short time left to complete them, so now’s the time to evaluate. “The only items still left on my bucket list are watching the sun rise over Lake Britain and going on the balcony of McKelvey,” senior Katie Moga said. According to USA Today, every college student needs a bucket list. Some of their recommendations include, painting the campus rock, visiting every fraternity house, riding in a homecoming float, taking a picture with the school mascot, and going sled riding with a tray from the café. Sound like fun? Then get to work! If you are an underclassman, grab a pen and paper and brainstorm your Westminster bucket list. If you are a senior, there is no time to waste. Pull out that metal list you have stored in the back of your head for safekeeping and make it a priority. After all, who knows when you’ll need a study break? “I have made it onto the roofs of three campus buildings,” says senior Rich Ligo. “My goal is all of them.” A good way to cross off some of your bucket list agenda is to attend the SGA Tour of the Unknowns. A few rooftop balconies, secret rooms, and uncharted corridors an be conquered on this one hour excursion. Another popular bucket list task at Westminster seems to be the infamous campus crawl. What is a campus crawl you ask? It is the act of visiting all five of Westminster’s fraternity houses in the same evening. It often requires travel by the Happy Bus and completion of a campus crawl can be validated through the collection of the “Over 21” wristbands. Senior Leanna Julian states, “I feel like I have surpassed my Westminster bucket list over the past four year. I would however, like to complete one last campus crawl.” Sometimes, bucket list items can be difficult to complete due to one setback or another. Junior Casey McDonald knows a little something about difficult tasks to complete. “I’ve always wanted to put my head under the soft serve machine in the café,” says McDonald. “I asked the guy who works there my freshman year if I could and he said no, and now he watches me every time by Features Editor Sam Killmeyer Song I was Here Beyonce Knowles Cheesy, yes, but I think we can all use some cheesy sometimes. Plus it’s hard to deny that Beyonce has an incredible voice. While repetitive, Beyonce makes each chorus feel fresh. Check it out. “I just want them to know / That I gave my all, did my best / Brought someone some happiness / Left this world a little better just because / I was here” squidoo.com What will you write on your Westminster bucket list? I am there. If I run out of time, I guess I will just have to do it in front of him.” So, whether your bucket list is close to completion or still being written as we speak, the important thing is that you took the time to set goals and accomplish them. The creation of a bucket list allows you to experience things you sometimes only dream of doing. With a little bit of determination and guts, you’d be surprised how far you can go and how many once in a lifetime experiences you can have along the way. As Mark Twain so poetically wrote, “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sail. Explore. Dream. Discover.” photo from flixter.com YouTube Video Monty Python - Woody and Tinny Words I love this Flying Circus sketch. It contains a few naughty words, but mostly just five and half minutes of some Monty Python guys being ridiculous and enjoying words. Caribou Gorn! What a woody sort of phrase… photo from amazon.com Book Ines of My Soul Isabelle Allende I know everyone is busy studying whatever texts they need to know for finals, but when summer (and free reading time!) arrives, pick up this goody from Allende. Ines Suarexz, a seamstress who sees herself condemned to a life of hard work, flees Spain to seek a new life in Chile. She begins a fiery romance, builds a new city, wages war again indigenous Chileans…all the makings of a thrilling story. It is a work of breathtaking scope and a beautifully crafted novel. And maybe you’ll be convinced to try out a few other Allende novels afterwards! Film Donnie Darko I watched this film again in between Volley Rock games last weekend and realized what an incredibly well crafted film it is! If you’ve seen it, see it again, and if you haven’t, well you just aren’t living yet : ) Scary, strange, thoughtful, definitely worth a watch. photo from popscreen.com Statistic over 400 Mahesh Kumar A.—AP Photo of the Week. April 26. An Indian shepherd woman carries a lamb as she walks across a dried pond on the outskirts of Hyderabad, India. the size of this year’s graduating class (the largest in Westminster history) photo from amazon.com What are your summer plans? By Melissa Dubrawka Staff Writer A week from now, the semester will be officially over, and that means one thing: it will officially be summertime. Whether the thought of it is distracting you from studying for your chemistry final or motivating you to crank out those last three pages of your history paper, it is safe to say that summer is on the minds of the majority of students. The only thing in the way is those pesky finals. The real fun can finally begin once those are over with. Three and a half months of freedom await us all. There will be time to relax, time to travel, and time to live out those long-awaited summer plans with long-lost friends from home. And of course, there will also be time for responsibilities like jobs, internships, and summer classes. Either way, summer is quickly approaching. Collegelife.about.com explains the phenomenon that students can experience on their summer breaks from school: “Your time in college— during the academic year, that is—is, of course, filled with stressors like classes, papers, lab reports, and exams. It is also happily filled with the fun stuff, like friends, parties, going out, and a seemingly endless schedule of upcoming events and activities. During the summer, however, the social scene in your life can drastically decrease, especially if you're no longer on campus and spend your days at a job or internship.” Many students were willing to share how they plan on preventing this and keeping busy over their time away from school. Freshmen Kate Foster was one who was willing to share her plans. “Over the summer, I’m going to Maryland,” Foster said. “It will be a pretty fun trip. And my cousin will be getting married, so I’ll be helping out a lot with that. It should be a really fun time.” An article on degreedirectory.org explains that many college students plan to go on some kind of trip over their summer breaks. It also shares some helpful (and cost effective, which is always a plus) tips that help with planning your perfect summer vacation. Some tips the article mentions are consider staying with family or friends to save on accommodation costs, researching and always inquiring about student discounts, which most places will have if you ask, or finding a job or an internship in the place you would like to visit. Speaking of money, jobs are also highly desirable for college students during their summers. Whether it is a paid internship or taking orders at the drive-through, most students will typically have some means of money-making set up for them when they arrive home. Sophomore Johanna Anderson explained how she has done just that. “I’m taking three summer course here, but I’ll also be helping coach a kids soccer team at home for my job,” Anderson said. “I’ll be like an assistant coach, so it should be fun.” Anderson, who plays on the soccer team, explains that she thinks this job will help her in the season to come. But sometimes summer work is not as easy to come by. Foster explained her troubles in the same area. “I need to get a job,” Foster said. “I’ve never had one before. It seems like everybody is looking tiresomely for work. Getting your first job is very hard.” Even with difficulties, like finding work, students still manage to find the good in summer. Junior Lauren Foltz explained what her favorite things about summer were. “I love that there’s no homework,” Foltz said. “There’s lots of free time, and the weather is great.” Summer break means many different things for many different people. For some it is a way to blow off steam from the stress of school. For some (usually the ambitious) it is a way to get ahead and take some extra classes. And for others it is a way to do things they could photo from themebin.com Maybe your summer plans will involve running through a huge field of sunflowers... not do otherwise during the nine months of school. Collegelife.about.com also gives a list of possible ways to keep busy and have fun during the summer in an article called “50 Ways to Stay Entertained Over a College Summer.” Some of the ways include: joining a community sports team, going on a camping trip, taking a class in something you typically would not , volunteering somewhere, and of course, catching up on your reading. However you choose to spend your summer, it seems the best way to do it is to do what is best for you. There are plenty of options. If you do not know how yet, you better decide soon because it will be here only a week from now, or even sooner for those of you that are lucky enough. So break out the flip-flops, the SPF, and bikinis, and be happy. Summer is almost here! Do you have any Of The Week suggestions? A book, song, or Youtube video to share? Email your ideas to Sam Killmeyer at killmesl@wclive.westminster.edu