Winter 2010 - Shore Secrets Magazine
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Winter 2010 - Shore Secrets Magazine
“Priceless” Winter 2010 - 2011 Shore Secrets Magazine Holiday Hazards Take a few precautions to make sure your pet stays healthy and safe during the holidays. Best of 2010 Contest Make sure you cast your vote for your favorite businesses for this years contest. 1600 and 1700’s Architecture Learn more about what influenced the architecture of the homes during this period and the lovely homes along the Shore. Special Holiday Memories Share the memories of Christmas with one of our readers in her very special story. Recreation, Dining, Events, Entertainment, Local Features, and More CD Marsh Jewelers of 2009 Exquisite Diamonds. Trendy Jewelry. Breathtaking Pearls. Classic Watches. Village Candles. Locally Made Crafts. Crystal. Jelly Bellys. Lighthouses. Sterling Silver. Home of the Original Chesapeake Bay Bracelets. More than a Jewelry Store. CD Marsh is a treasured Eastern Shore Engraving on Premises! Tradition for over 50 years. 757-787-3333 • 45 Market St • Onancock Corner Bakery Nationwide Insurance HW Drummond Weichert - Mason Davis Realtors ES Pets SPCA Hair Art Salon Heritage Cleaning Tidewater Modular Homes Great Space ETC Bakers Electrical & Plumbing Runningers Pharmacy Pinder Massage & Spa Services Atlantic, Smith, Cropper & Deeley ESO Floral Express & Gifts Great Machipongo Clam Shack Exmore Diner Herm & Rayce Oak Hall DMV Select Mulch On the Spot ES Taxidermy Hospice WVES Kefford Linton Decoys Topless Charters e s e h t t i s i v f o e l s l P lea ers for a s! d s i e t e r n e Adv Holiday your CD Marsh Jewelers Inside Front Cover Club Car Cafe Back Cover Accutax 5 What’s Your Fancy 5 Kelly’s Gingernut Pub 7 ESCC Heritage Fest 7 Thornton Funeral Home 9 Wright’s Seafood Restaurant 9 Radio Shack 9 Riverside Shore Home Health 13 Kool Ford & Kool Collision Center 13 Prism Pools & Spas 13 Vanity Hair Boutique 15 A & N Title 15 Shore Cleaners 15 Matthews Market 15 ES Rural Health 19 Accomac Pickers 19 Fireplace Supply Company 25 Cycle Creations & the Highway Market 25 Shore Electronics 25 Becca’s 27 Big’s Place 27 Annie’s 27 27 29 29 30 33 34 35 35 35 37 37 37 40 41 41 41 51 51 57 57 57 59 59 59 59 60 Shore Secrets Magazine 8 A very special story sent in by one of our readers, join us as we learn the real meaning of love and family. 10 PO Box 876 Accomac, VA 757-768-7828 editor@shoresecretsmagazine.com Jane Lucy, Editor Lennie Bowe, Associate Editor Contributing Editors Rick Matthews • Herm Rawlings • Ashley Mapp Special Guest Columnist Nils E Stolpe Advertising Specialists Donna Croushore • Rick Croushore Photo Credits: 16 20 24 A Real Treat Every once in a while, we run across a business that not only meets our expectations, but exceeds them. 32 Holiday Hazards Read about a horrifying experience we endured and learn how to protect your pets during the holiday season. 38 Following in Dad’s Footsteps A heart rendering story of family traditions and dedication that depict the very core of our faithful servants. 45 Shore Secrets is published four times a year. Reproduction of any editorial material or photos is strictly prohibited without written consent of the publisher. Shore Designs has made every effort to ensure the accuracy of all content in this magazine, however, we cannot be responsible for omissions, deletions or misprints. 47 Graphic Design • Web Design Advertising • Promotional Materials Holiday Gift Guide Need ideas for Christmas? Check out what these advertisers have to offer! And a very special Thank You to Mary Mears for her special holiday story contribution. Designs Organization Brings Much to Shore Compassion, dedication and knowledge combine to offer the Shore a service that is second to none. Lennie Bowe • Jane Lucy Shore Another Point of View I am truly honored to present this article from Nils Stolpe, one of the most respected names in commercial fishing. Published and Designed by: Shore Designs Holiday Memories Best of 2010 Contest Make sure you cast your votes for your favorite business’ for this popular contest! Shopping Thrifty or Shopping Smart? Travel up and down the Shore with us and see what some of these exciting shops have to offer. Dear Readers, This holiday season, I want to take just a moment to remind each of you how very thankful we at Shore Secrets are for the unwaivering support and encouragement you have given us throughout the last two years. With each publication, we try to share with our readers our love of the Shore, and even more specifically, the personality that makes up our unique area. Our purpose is simple: “Because everyone has a story.” And that is what Shore Secrets is all about; the towns, the people, the way of life, all stories just waiting to be told. We welcome your suggestions and comments, after all, as I’ve said so many times before, this is your magazine. Our sincerest thanks to each and every one of you for making this magazine possible. From all of us here at Shore Secrets, we wish you a blessed Holiday Season and the very best of the New Year. Architecture of the 1600 and 1700’s Bloodworth Cottage on Back Street in Accomac, built in 1776, is a beautiful example of 1700’s architecture. A story and a half structure, it is beautiful in it’s simplicity, with two brick chimney’s on either end, beaded clapboard siding and a unique, very small fireplace at the top of the stairs. One of my great loves in life is historic architecture. This explains why I majored in history in college, why my favorite class in college was Historic Preservation, why I bought a house built in 1880 and why I took a job with the Eastern Shore of Virginia Historical Society. History and old houses are my passion. Unfortunately, I no longer work for the Historical Society, as anyone that has ever worked for a non-profit organization knows that there is “just no money in it.” So I left and pursued a career in banking, which I have found, I also love. But of course, as one never really stops loving their first true love, I still love history. Old buildings, old paintings, old china and silver, even sherds dug up from an eighteenth century trash pile fascinate me. Do you realize how much you can learn about someone from their trash? You can tell what they ate, what they ate on and with, what they wore, what they considered valuable or not. You can decipher if they were wealthy or poor, if they were religious or not. All of that just from trash. So that is why I love historic homes so much. They really tell you a story about the people that built them and lived in them throughout the years. Luckily, living on the Shore has given me access to so many beautiful old homes. Some I have been lucky enough to go in and tour, others I gaze at lovingly as I pass by them, wondering about the people that built them, who they were and what influenced them to build a particular style house. In the future, I will write about other eras, but this time, I will focus on the eighteenth century. Not many houses remain that were built in the 1700s. That Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 is true anywhere, and not just the Eastern Shore. In fact, I find it amazing that for such a rural place, so many homes from that period are still standing, even restored. One of the reasons not many houses survive from the seventeenth century is because those early colonists weren’t building permanent residences. They planned to be here only long enough to amass a fortune and sail straight back to England. Over the years, women began making the journey to America, and families grew. However, even the ones born here still felt a connection to England, even if they had never visited there. Many of the influences on American architecture from the eighteenth century are the same influences that are seen in England during the same time period. Keeping in mind that for most of that century, citizens on the Eastern Shore and in all of the colonies thought of themselves as Englishmen. They wanted to keep up with the latest fashions from England, and at the same time, they sort of had something to prove. Tensions were high between American colonists and the English at this time. Americans were demanding representation in Parliament, as they felt it was unfair to be taxed without a voice. Their English counterparts dismissed them, and their opinion was not one of high regard, thinking of the colonists as ignorant country people. Many of the houses still standing from the 1700s are small by today’s standards. Even the larger ones that we think of, like Eyre Hall for example, started as one house, not very large, that families built onto throughout the years, forming that Eastern Shore style of architecture known as the “big Page 3 house-little house-colonnade-kitchen” design. The name leaves nothing to the imagination, the house looks exactly like the name implies. There is no trying to define this style, the way you would with Georgian, Federal, and Victorian homes. It is simple, and shows a simple way of life. Why tear down a perfectly good house to build a bigger one when you can simply build onto the one you already have. What is really neat about these houses is how you can literally walk through them and see how architecture changed over the years. Each section reflects the period in which it was built. But to start, we will start with the more simple houses, built more like cottages. In Accomac, on the corner of Back Street and Drummondtown Road sits Bloodworth Cottage. It does not derive its name from its original owner, Selby Dunston, who built the home sometime around 1776, but rather from the man who bought the house nearly 200 years later in 1966 and so lovingly restored it, Reverend Bloodworth. The main portion of the house is a story and a half structure with beaded clapboard siding, and what can only be described as sweet little dormer windows. Large chimneys stand on each end, and they almost look too big for such a small little cottage. Next to the chimneys are little chambers that you can see from the outside, little closet type spaces inside called chimney-pent closets. The woodwork inside is not ornate, rather simple and functional. It is beautiful in its simplicity, though I doubt it was meant to be, nor considered very beautiful in its day. One of the interesting features of this house is the small little fireplace at the top of the stairs. One of the places that I think is interesting is the Debtor’s Prison in Accomac. Many people may not realize that this small structure was originally built in 1783 as a home for the jailer, and was actually converted into the debtor’s prison in 1842, when bars and batten doors were added to the outside. It is another very simple structure, more so, even than Bloodworth Cottage. The lines are all very straight, and it is perfectly symmetrical. Yet, brick was not a cheap material to build with in the 1700’s, so although the building is small and simple, it was probably quite expensive to build, and the jailer that resided there must have been very proud of his home. One of the characteristics of many of these houses is the brickwork. Flemish bond was the trend, which means the rows of bricks were laid out in an alternating pattern of stretchers (the long end of the brick), and headers (the short end of the brick). This created a dazzling pattern, especially from a view, such as one would see when coming up a long driveway to the house, or standing way out in the yard. Often times patterns would be laid out within this Flemish Bond with glazed headers. Brick masons would normally dig clay from the land surrounding the home site and pack it with water and other materials into a wooden mold where they would let it bake and dry in the sun. After these bricks were baked from the sun, a pit would be dug, and the fragile bricks would be stacked around it, and a fire lit inside the pit. It was a makeshift kiln used to fire the bricks, making the outsides of them very strong. When a brick mason wanted to glaze a brick, he would simply adjust how close that brick was to the fire. For instance, if you needed fifteen bricks with glazed headers, you would push the short end of those bricks closer to the heat. Many people thought bricks with glazing were trash and would toss them aside. However, clever architects would incorporate their shiny surfaces into the pattern of the brickwork, creating a sparkling mirror effect when the sun hit them. Some of the oldest homes in Virginia are in Northampton County. Some of the historic homes there date back all the way to the 17th century. One of those houses is called Winona. Winona is interesting because it has Jacobean chimneys. The only other house still standing in Virginia with Jacobean chimneys is Bacon’s Castle in Surry County. Page 4 This type of chimney has three diamond shaped stacks which are free standing, rising from a single base. They are two foot wide and are arranged diagonally, so they only touch at the caps. The exact date Winona was built is hard to determine through land records, but a couple dated bricks were found during repairs, and the dates appear to be 1645 and 1649. Winona’s brickwork is Flemish bond with glazed headers and a beveled brick watercourse. It a story and a half simple rectangle and has a steep pitched single gable roof. When people were building their house in the 1600’s and 1700’s, they built them with their comfort in mind, as well as for practicality’s sake. Most of these homes, especially the “big house, little house, colonnade, kitchen” style are only one room deep. That is why they are so long. This was done so that a breeze would flow through the house through the doors and windows in the summer time to help keep the house cool. It’s not like they had electricity for fans or anything else, so the houses had to be built in a way that would be comfortable for the people inhabiting them. The Debtor’s Prison on Court House Avenue was originally built as a home in 1783 before being converted to a debtors prison in 1842. Another trademark of this time period are large fireplaces in the old kitchens. In some homes, the fireplace is just bigger than the others found in the house. There would no decorative mantel, only something practical and raised high enough above the fireplace opening where the extreme heat of the kitchen fire wouldn’t catch it on fire. Some of these fireplaces are so huge that you could walk inside of them without having to bend very much to avoid hitting your head. They had cast iron hooks and gear fitted inside of them where kettles and other kitchen ware could be hung over the fire for cooking. Some of them have an oven built in near the fireplace opening. It might have an arch shape to it. Here, cooks would shovel hot coals from the fire into the oven, which was small, and retained a more steady heat for baking breads. Those people not fortunate enough to have an oven in their kitchen would just bake everything in a dutch oven, which is a large pot with a lid, so that some coals could be placed on the lid to make a more even heat. The rest of the kitchen is small, very plain. The walls would be whitewashed, if anything was done to them at all, because they would quickly turn black from such an enormous fire in a small space. It would have had tables in it, not counters as we are accustomed to today. It would have been very plain, utilitarian to be exact. Sometimes there would be a second floor, or loft, perhaps where the cook slept, or maybe for storage. Most of these kitchens were separate buildings altogether from the main house. There were a number of reasons for this, one of the most obvious being the risk of fire. It would be one thing to lose your kitchen to a fire, but quite Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 devastating to lose your entire house, not to mention dangerous. Another reason was because people wanted to keep the dirty sights and smells as far away from the main house as possible. The kitchen fire would be lit first thing in the morning because you need coals to cook over a hearth. So it would have to burn for a while before breakfast could even get cooked. Then, people ate their dinner around 2 or 3 o’clock in the afternoon, a huge meal with four or more courses. They would start off with an appetizer of soup or fish, move to an entrée of mostly meats, a second entrée of meats, sometimes cold meats, with all kinds of seafood and jellies. If it was the right season than they may have vegetables to accompany their meals, but unfortunately with no way to really refridgerate anything, vegetables spoiled quickly after they were picked unless eaten (except root vegetables like potatoes, turnips, carrots, etc). The last course would be a dessert course of mostly nuts, fruits, and port. So you can imagine how long it would have taken to cook that meal each day, and no one wanted their house to constantly smell of cooking food. EED TO GET A BIT T N A R E! G UA It Pays to Advertise! Call 757-768-7828 or email editor@shoresecretsmagazine Tax Service ACCUTAX Income Year Round Services • Payroll Service • Bookkeeping Service • Notary Service Get Your Refund FAST with Electronic Filing AFFORDABLE RATES! 757-789-3900 Experienced and Professional Tax Preparers 154 Market Street Suite 1 • Onancock, VA www.accutaxesva.com Fireplaces in the 1600 and 1700’s were used for cooking as well as warmth. Cast iron rods and hooks such as this suspended kettles over the fire. An interesting feature of Eastern Shore architecture is wood paneling. There are even pieces of furniture built with the same style paneling. Some people would panel entire walls with this raised panel design. It sort of looks like a door, the way the panels are in wooden doors. Classic examples of that can be seen in many historic homes on the Eastern Shore. If you are interested in historic architecture on the Eastern Shore, contact the Eastern Shore Historical Society at Ker Place (which I will talk about in the next article about homes completed in the 19th century) in Onancock. They not only have a wonderful Federal Style house museum with guided tours, but an extensive library with modern and historic records which is open by appointment. They can be reached at 757-787-8012. In our Spring issue, we will talk about the architecture of the 1800’s and explore some of the lovely homes along the Shore, as well as different factors that influenced the construction during that time period. What’s Your Fancy Wusthof Knives Chantal & Berndes Cookware Yankee Candles Bath & Body Products Willow Tree Figurines Dovis Design Pottery Tervis Tumblers Baby Gifts Vera Bradley Bags Badash Glassware Bridal Registry Curtis Badger’s Books Great Selection of Unique Locally Made Items! Got Something You Want to Share? Shore Secrets welcomes your thoughts, comments, photos, poetry, and memories of the Shore. Please Send Submissions to: editor@shoresecretsmagazine.com Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 757-665-5127 • 24266 Bennett Street • Parksley www.whatsyourfancyva.com Page 5 It’s Not What I Do, It’s Who I Am by Ashley L. Mapp When my good friend Lennie called and asked if I would write an article for the Shore Secrets Magazine, I said “of course, but what would I write about?” Lennie told me to write about my passion, write about being an EMT. Excited to be given the opportunity to tell people how big of a role being an EMT is to me was, I quickly went to the computer. I thought to myself “writing about being an EMT, now that’s an easy one!” I thought of how I would write about the emotions, trials, friendships, and experiences that I had encountered over the last 4 years, but as any EMT would quickly realize, its just not something that can easily be put into words. My life as an EMT all started the day my good friend and mentor Cindy Ulrich called me on the telephone to tell me I had passed my state test and I was now certified to begin riding on an ambulance. I was so excited that tears began to stream down my face. After six months of hard core studying, ride-alongs, long sleepless nights it had all paid off, because now I could repay my life by helping to save others. Being an EMT, the biggest reward for me has been friendship. In the last four and a half years I have managed to form life long friendships with some of the most amazing people. I could never give you an exact count of my friends and family simply because I have yet to meet them all. See, as an EMT and member of a local fire company here on the good ole ESVA, I am a sister to all the members of our neighboring companies. We do not save lives, or fight fires as individuals, we fight as one! It is the brothers and sisters from these companies who have taught me that in order to make a difference you have to work with others. As an EMT I never have to worry about being lonely, or not having somewhere to go because I always have a place to call home and that is the firehouse. The shore life and fire companies have mainly showed me the great unity we have through the loss in lives of members within our companies. We have never had to go through these heartaches alone, but go through them together and assisting one another. It is the comfort and love given from these neighboring companies that have helped us in stepping back onto those units as we are called to duty. I became an EMT at sixteen years old, and looking back I can now see how that has changed my future. My twenty one year old eyes have seen more then most eyes triple the age of my own. I have experienced heartache, accomplishment, fear, and love, all because I chose the path of an emergency medical technician. Every time I step onto the ambulance my adrenaline starts to pump and my mind starts going in a thousand different directions. All my thoughts and feelings from before are gone, now I’m only thinking of what will need to be performed to assist this next life. Will I have enough people, do I need to call for a higher level of care, gloves, do I have my gloves on, is my scene safe? All these thoughts are coming into my head at one time and just as quickly as they enter they need to be answered. I am now at the scene as I rush to my patient’s side, I begin my treatment on this patient. I place the patient onto the stretcher, into the ambulance, and off to the hospital we go. Its only after I have turned over patient care to the hospital nurse do I begin to take in all the measures that were performed. As an EMT I have been able to have such a strong bond with my parents. I can so easily remember the night that I was driving when my pager starting screaming, there was a motor vehicle accident on the highway. Only being two miles from the scene and five from the firehouse, I chose to go to the scene myself. For anyone who has Page 6 ever been involved in or worked an accident, you very well know how scary and hectic this could be. Being alone, I did what I could until help soon arrived. Quickly, the patient was safely brought out of the vehicle and onto the stretcher. As I began speaking with this patient it was very visible to see the fear in her eyes, knowing that I could not take this fear from her, I continued to do what needed to be done. I shouted to my driver ,“hey dad, you can start heading to the hospital we’re ready to go. Hey mom, what can I do next for you?”. The patient looked at me, still so frightful, asking why I had called them “mom“ and “dad.“ Without thinking, I told her “well that’s my parents and they don’t like it to much when I call them by their first name.” Never could I have imagined how comforting it was for her to hear those words until two months later came a letter in the mail from a lady telling me just how safe she had felt knowing that there was a whole family helping her. She wrote of how we were God’s angels and although she would never want to experience an accident again, it was that night after that accident that showed her family means sticking together. She told me of how she reconnected with her parents after five years of silence. As I read that letter I saw for the first time how lucky I was to be able to make such a positive influence in someone’s life. I saw how fortunate I was to have parents that believed in giving back to the people as did I. I can not tell you what my life would be like if I wasn’t an EMT, but I can tell you I am a better person with a better outcome because of it. Each patient that I have placed onto an ambulance has taught me more than I could ever tell them. You hear the words they say as they thank you, but I want to look at them and tell them how even though I never wish to see someone in pain, I thank them for giving their trust unto myself and my partners. So with having told you a small portion on what being an EMT to me is, it is easy to tell you that being an EMT is not what I do, it is who I am! Editor’s Note: As you all know, we here at Shore Secrets Magazine have always supported our local fire and rescue companies. We have written articles about them, commending them for their service to the community, and promoting their fundraising events. Firefighters, paramedics, EMTs are the heroes that walk and live among us. They have one of the most stressful jobs I could ever imagine, especially here on the Shore, where everyone knows each other. Imagine how sad it must be, to work an accident involving a friend. When I decided I wanted the inside perspective, someone to tell us how it is from the inside looking out, I thought of no one else but Ashley Mapp. She is one of the most caring, giving, selfless people I have ever had the pleasure of knowing, and I am lucky to be able to call her my friend. I wanted this article to portray the passion and dedication of an EMT or firefighter, and she has done that beautifully. For most of these people, this is not a job, but something they VOLUNTEER to do. Risking their lives to save another. What could possibly be more brave than that? I remember all too well, a little over a year ago, at the scene of my own accident, with Ashley there, caring for me, her ability more an instinct than a learned ability. She amazed me, and I told her she was my hero. Ashley is a hero to many fortunate people that she has helped over the years, and will continue to be one as she follows her dreams, and her heart. Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 Thanks to You, We’re 2 Years Old! It’s hard to forget how positively terrified I was when our very first magazine came back from the printers. I was convinced that not only would it be our first publication, but it would also be our last, for after all, I really didn’t know much about what I was doing. At the same time, I truly felt that the Shore with all it had to offer deserved a publication all it’s own, rather than a short mention in passing from one of the larger city magazines. And so, why not, what did I have to lose. And you guys, wow, you guys have blown me away. And so I want to take a minute to throw out a few thank you’s and a few apologies, as well as a few other random thoughts. To begin, this magazine wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for the overwhelming support of my family, my friends and a multitude of businesses that have been with me since the beginning. My daughter Lennie despite working a full time job has dedicated herself to the success of this magazine, and with every article she writes, her passion and talent continue to amaze me. In this month’s issue, she has really stepped up to the plate and written many, many articles, and I want her to know that I love and appreciate her with all my heart. To my son Tosh and his family, your praise and support means more than you can imagine. I am so very proud of you and to know that you are behind me and supporting me in this endeavor is not only a tremendous boost emotionally, but you also ground me on a professional level as well. Your ideas, thoughts and suggestions are invaluable. To my friends, thank you for believing in me. Warren Phillips at Jaxon’s has never failed to give encouragement, support, or a shoulder when necessary. For the last thirty years, Warren has been one of my dearest and closest friends thank you, this means more than I could ever express. Tim Valentine at Club Car Cafe, Cheri Tapman and Jo Marsh with Marsh Jewelers, you guys are nothing short of amazing. Your support and encouragement has been unfailing, and there are many days where your words have provided the push I needed to keep on writing when I would have sworn there wasn’t another word left in me. Rick Chase, Mayor of Parksley, indeed the entire town of Parksley, you guys are the reason that Parksley will always hold my heart. You have been there by my side since day one of this venture, standing right beside me every step of the way. And Paula Belote of What’s Your Fancy, you are a smile, a hug, advice and support, I would be so lost without you. And to all of you whom I have met along the way, new friends, as well as old friends that I’ve become reacquainted with, know that you all hold a special place in my heart and that in so many ways, this magazine exists because of each of you, you, each of you, are the heart and soul behind everything I write. And of course a very special thank you to Donna and Rick Croushore who so innocently wrote me an e-mail telling me how much they had enjoyed the magazine and somehow or another along the way, ended up getting roped into becoming the newest members of the Shore Secrets family who so very quickly became invaluable to it’s success. To Herm Rawlings and Rick Matthews, two of our regular contributors, a very special thank you not only for helping me out when I desperately need it, but also for offering our readers a different perspective and sharing that part of yourself with all of us. You are truly, truly appreciated and loved. It’s been an exciting two years, and I continue to learn as I go, and I thank you, our readers, for having the patience to allow me that amazing opportunity. If any of you have emailed me and I haven’t responded, please try again, I’ve lost some emails along the way through various computer problems, missed calls and voice mails when I was Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 out of town, and basically endured every kind of electronics problem I could have during the last year. And so if I have inadvertently not returned an e-mail or even a telephone call, please know it was not intentional, I value each and every contact with you, and I appreciate your calls and emails more than you can imagine. We are beginning to see more and more interaction with our readers; story ideas, pictures, article submissions and I can’t tell you how exciting this is to us. As I’ve said from the beginning, this is truly your magazine, and I am so very proud to be able to present more and more of your opinions and views. The new year promises excitement and even more opportunities to learn, to grow and to nourish and enrich more friendships along our way. You are what make the Shore the wonderful, cherished place that it is, and the reason that I hold both so close to my heart. Thank you, thank each of you. May you all have a wonderful holiday and a rewarding, happy New Year. Kelly’s Gingernut Pub Stop by and Check Out Some of Our Specials Such As: Local Farm Raised Oysters Rockefeller Broiled Red Snapper w/ Sundried Tomato Cream Sauce Natural Beef Tenderloin Grilled w/ Caramelized Onions Pan Seared Duck Breast w/ Port Pan Sauce Seared Scallops w/ Asian Slaw & Sesame Drizzle Always 12 Draft Beers on Draught New Additions Weekly! Live Entertainment Every Weekend 133 Mason Ave Cape Charles, VA. 757-331-3222 Saturday February 26 10:00 AM - 3:00 PM Eastern Shore Community College Food, Children’s Activities, Live Music, Lectures, Artists and other exhibitors. Free Admission. Sponsored by the ESCC Foundation Supported by ESO Arts Center. For more information contact Laurie Swain 757-789-1797 es.vccs.edu ESCC is an equal opportunity institution. Page 7 Building Christmas Memories by Mary Mears, Exmore, Virginia I just read your article “The Real Meaning of Christmas”, in your book, “Shore Secrets”, I just loved the story. I was born in 1929 when the great depression was going on. In those times it was so hard to make a living. My dad did anything he could just to feed his family. My dad didn’t have much education. When he was growing up, he had to work to help his family. He worked on the water catching all kinds of fish. He also dug clams and oysters. My dad had a little cart that he pushed all over Cape Charles to sell fish to the people. It was a good thing that all of his family loved fish. We had to eat fish for most of our meals. My mom was a good cook. She knew how to cook fish several different ways. Sometimes we would have clams or oysters for a meal. My mom could make a meal out of anything. Thank the Lord! Even though times were hard, when friends and family dropped by my mom had enough food for them I always remember Thanksgiving. There always seemed to be lots of good food that day. Also Christmas we had the same amount of food. I don’t know where it all came from, but my mom seemed to find a way to have plenty of food. We didn’t have bread in loafs like they do today. My mom made hot biscuits for each meal. At the time during the depression the government would bring a big truck with bags of flour to Cape Charles for all the families living there. The sacks that the flour came in were in different colors. My mom would make dresses for her girls from these sacks. I had four brothers and one sister and they all lived in Cape Charles, Virginia. Two of my brothers went to CC Camp and the other two worked on WPA. They gave all the money they made to my dad except for a little spending money for themselves. My brothers helped my mom and dad get fuel for the winter and other things they needed, after they left home and got better jobs. My sister is nine years older than me. My brothers are much older, I am the baby. The Christmas tree was never put up till Christmas Eve after the children had gone to bed. When you got up Christmas morning, there it was. In those days I can very well remember what I got for Christmas. I got a carousel and a big doll baby. I got a stocking with nuts, oranges, apples and candy. This is a lot of difference than in this day and age. I am sure that my brothers got the money together to buy me these things because my dad didn’t have any money. All of our family lived close together and that really made me happy. We were always there for each other. To me that means more than having a lot of money. I also had lots of aunts, uncles and cousins that lived in Cape Charles. We all played together when we were young. I will never forget those days. When I was old enough, I got a job in a restaurant and I started supporting myself. Later on my mom, dad and I moved to Crisfield Maryland, so that my dad could get a better job. By the time I was nineteen, I married a man from Crisfield. We had two children a girl and a boy. Later we moved to Exmore, Virginia. We were married eight years and during that time I became a Christian. I am a born again child of God. My husband decided that he didn’t want to live with me after I became a Christian, so he left me and our two children. Here I was with two children age three and six years old, no job, no money and no means of support for the three of us. I knew that I had to trust in the Lord in everything that I did. The Lord said that He would never leave me nor forsake me. The Lord kept his promise because He never left me nor did he forsake me. I thank the Lord for the shirt factory in Exmore. I got a job there to help support me and my two children. I knew that Christmas would Page 8 be coming and I didn’t make a lot of money so I had to make plans for my kids. There was a friend of mine that worked at the shirt factory, she had a book that was called the Christmas Club. All you had to pay was a dollar a week. That is how my children had their Christmas. On Christmas morning, they were happy to see how much they had gotten. I think they were happier than kids are today because my kids knew money was scarce. I don’t think my kids expected the things that they got. Even though we didn’t have a lot of money, we had so much love and that is what counts in life. Mary’s Christmas Tree in the little barn, beautifully decorated and laden with gifts for her family. When my kids got older, my daughter got a job and started taking care of her own needs. My son went into the Navy and made a career out of it. Eventually my son met a girl in California and got married, they had two sons. My daughter married. She had a girl and a boy. I was finally a grandmother. I am now a great-grandmother. I decided that I wanted something for my grandchildren and myself, I bought one of those houses that looks like a barn. I had the inside painted wine and white. I put a wine carpet on the floor, and hooked up electric to the little barn. I put up a white Christmas tree and put lights and all kinds of ornaments on it. Then I made the house to look like a Christmas Village. I put a carousel that plays Christmas music all the time, I have decorations all around the floor. In October, I start putting Christmas packages all around the tree. Two weeks before Christmas my grandchildren and I go in and shut the barn door and we have a wonderful Christmas. Every year my grandchildren really look forward to this. I tell them now that they were getting older that we should stop this at Christmas and they say “No Granny, Christmas would never be the same without the Christmas barn and the little village. I guess I will Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 continue to do this as long as I live. They may not remember what they got for Christmas at home, but I think they will remember the Christmas memories that we shared in our little Christmas barn. Editors Note: I would like to take a moment to thank Mary for sending us her story. This is, after all, what Shore Secrets is all about; the stories, lives and special memories of the people that make up the Shore. But even aside from that, her story touched a very special place in my heart as it brought to mind the stories my Dad would tell me of what his own Christmas memories were like as a child. Daddy would smile softly, and describe how his stockings were filled with fruit and nuts, each handful of nuts lovingly wrapped in tissue paper and placed in the very toe of his stocking. The gifts under the tree were meager yet anxiously appreciated; new stockings to warm your feet, a knitted sweater or a thick wool cap to wear on the walk to school. Christmas dinner was bountiful, piping hot Sally Lunn, fresh sweet potatoes, a succulent turkey that Pop would have killed that morning and a perfectly cured ham from the smoke house out back. It is memories like these that are indeed a true testament to the real meaning of the holidays. Have You Checked Your List? We are right in your neighborhood. Why go anywhere else? 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Excludes products that are already on sale or clearance. RadioShack - Exmore, VA 757-442-7515 4076 Lankford Hwy, Exmore, VA 23350 Page 9 We’re From the Government and We’re Here to Shake You Down by Nils E. Stolpe Fishermen and people in fishing-dependent businesses had been complaining for years about the heavy-handed and arbitrary “justice” that was meted out by the enforcement arm of the Department of Commerce’s (DOC’s) National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA). Their complaints generally had to do with vindictiveness, pettiness and coercion, and ranged from the enforcement agents “on the street” to the administrative law judges that heard the cases. In the spring of 2009, bombarded with what seemed to be an ever-increasing number of complaints from their constituents, legislators from the US Congress and the Commonwealth of Massachusetts demanded that the troubled relationship between the fishing industry and the federal agencies responsible for policing it be examined. Imagine a federal enforcement agency with a “slush fund” accumulated from fines that the agency personnel levied on the owners of small businesses for making administrative errors and spent by employees of that same agency with inadequate or non-existent controls. Imagine that this flourished under at least two Administrations and was brought into the light only after Congressional pressure initiated an investigation by the departmental Inspector General aided by an international accounting firm. And imagine that the agency and the people responsible were soundly condemned by high ranking federal legislators from both parties. What are the odds that this would be studiously ignored by the mainstream media? Kind of remote, wouldn’t you think? Well, welcome to post turn-of-the-century Realpolitik as brought to you by the shadow-government increasingly in charge of shaping our national environmental policies. Made up of ENGOs that are lavishly funded by “charitable” foundations with blatant corporate connections, this shadow government exists thanks to its cadre of “advocate scientists,” its pervasive influence with the print and broadcast media, and a public that, because it is largely incapable of understanding exceedingly complex environmental issues, is all to willing to accept scapegoats rather than personal responsibility. For a brief synopsis of the influence of ENGOs and the foundations that fund them on fisheries policy, see my 2008 column The anti-fishing movement from Fishing News International at http:// www.fishnet-usa.com/All Stolpe Columns.htm#Anti-Fishing Movement. Also see Richard Gaines article Green activists take the wheel in the June 28 Gloucester Daily Times - (http://www.gloucestertimes. com/seasundersiege/x1703942597/Green-activists-take-the-wheel) and Nancy Gaines Getting help from the press in the same edition (http://www.gloucestertimes.com/fishing/x1703942593/Gettinghelp-from-the-press). This resulted in Todd Zinser, the Inspector General of the DOC, launching an internal investigation of the NOAA Offices of Law Enforcement (OLE) and General Counsel for Enforcement and Litigation (GCEL). Note here that while Jane Lubchenco, the current head of NOAA, has insisted the this investigation moved forward at her “urging,” those of us who have been closely following the evolution of what can’t be seen as anything less than a full-blown scandal know that it began only as the result of significant bipartisan pressure on her and the Secretary of Commerce. Quoting from the memo from the Inspector General to Ms. Lubchenco on January 21, 2010 accompanying the report on his preliminary investigation “your memorandum reiterated concerns raised by members of Congress and elected state officials about reports of heavy-handed and unfair enforcement…” Page 10 Inspector General Zinser’s report (http://www.oig.doc.gov/ oig/reports/2010/OIG-19887.pdf) was damning in its own right. Among a slew of other problems, this internal investigation revealed that while virtually all of the cases brought by NOAA against fishermen and people in fishing dependent businesses were noncriminal in nature (98%), its investigative workforce was overwhelmingly trained in and oriented to criminal investigations (90%). It also disclosed a so-called Asset Forfeiture Fund (AFF) with an estimated balance of $8.4 million and that “OLE officials are not aware of the fund’s having ever been audited.” The Office of the Inspector General (OIG) investigation was summed up with “in short, we found systemic, nationwide issues adversely affecting NOAA’s ability to effectively carry out its mission of regulating the fishing industry. These issues have contributed significantly to a highly-charged regulatory climate and dysfunctional relationship between NOAA and the fishing industry…” One of the recommendations of the OIG was a forensic review of the AFF. This review was in part accomplished by the international accounting firm KPMG. Of this review of AFF transactions, the OIG wrote “though it did not identify many anomalous transactions, KPMG was limited to, and relied on available supporting documentation, and did not carry out additional inquiries beyond review of existing records to identify evidence of potential irregularities.” Regarding the paucity of existing records to identify evidence of potential irregularities, on March 4 the New York Times reported “House Oceans and Wildlife Subcommittee Chairwoman Madeleine Bordallo (DGuam) said that NOAA Law Enforcement Director Dale Jones should be at least temporarily relieved of his duties, given questions over whether he may have tried to destroy documents to avoid an even more scathing report from the Commerce Department’s top investigator. ‘As the top cop at NOAA and a longtime investigator himself, Dale Jones must be acutely aware that shredding documents during a federal investigation raises serious questions about his commitment to a full and fair look at all the facts,’ Bordallo said at a subcommittee hearing on the issue yesterday.’ At a time when transparency and accountability in the way our government operates is of utmost importance, this type of behavior cannot be condoned, and Mr. Jones should step aside until the IG’s investigation is completed.” The first page of the brochure for the Third Global Fisheries Enforcement Training Workshop organized by the International MCS (Monitoring, Surveillance and Control) Network, an international organization of fisheries enforcers, started out provocatively with: • They think no one can see what they’re doing • They think no one cares • They think it doesn’t matter • They think no one will stop them • They’re wrong! Dale Jones, who was the Director of the Office of Enforcement at NOAA until a document shredding spree while the office was being investigated by the Department of Commerce Office of the Inspector General came to light at a Congressional hearing, is still identified on the website as the Chairman of the International MCS. I had been under the impression that those words were directed towards those folks who were guilty of illegal, unreported or unregulated fishing. This sordid saga involving the enforcement people - and their bosses - at NOAA kind of makes me think that whoever put the brochure together might have been looking in the mirror instead. Due to missing - and possibly intentionally shredded - records, the OIG reported that it was “unable to verify the $8.4 million balance Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 provided by OLE and NOAA’s Office of Finance, as cited in our January 2010 report. KPMG’s analysis suggests that the AFF’s current balance likely falls within a broader range. Based on complicated definitional, data analysis, and reconciliation efforts, KPMG found that during the period of its forensic review (January 1, 2005, through June 30, 2009), the AFF received approximately $96 million (including interest on prior balances), while expending about $49 million through over 82,000 transactions. This analysis suggests that the balance could be much higher than $8.4 million.” Bear in mind that, as the name Asset Forfeiture Fund indicates, these tens of millions of dollars weren’t from federal taxes. They were from fines and seizures imposed on fishermen and on owners and employees of fishing-related businesses. And how was the Asset Forfeiture Fund misused? The KPMG review disclosed: • While OLE policy did not allow vehicle purchases, only leasing and rentals, the OLE vehicle inventory listed 202 vehicles, two of which were leased and 200 of which were purchased at a cost of about $4.6 million. These 202 vehicles were for a staff of about 172 enforcement personnel. • While OLE policy did not authorize vessel purchases, the OLE vessel inventory listed 22 vessels purchased at a cost of nearly $2.7 million. The most expensive vessel, advertised as “luxurious,” cost $300,000 and its purchase, bypassing an internal review process instituted by OLE headquarters, was approved by Dale Jones, the Director of OLE at the time, “prior to competitive procurement procedures being applied.” • The OLE Special Operations Fund, used to pay for covert and undercover activities (payment of rewards, purchase of evidence and information, and set-up and operation of covert businesses) lacked “oversight and accountability, including by headquarters.” With a case-load that was 98% noncriminal, why was there even a need for such a fund? • While AFF funds are supposed to pay only for travel related to enforcement activities, “between January 2005 and June 2009, OLE and GCEL charged nearly $580,000 to the AFF for international travel to over 40 destinations. However, only about 17 percent of the cost for this travel was directly related to specific investigations or enforcement proceedings. The remaining 83 percent of the cost for such travel was for the purpose of training or attending meetings.” • Approximately 4,000 OLE and GCEL purchase card transactions appeared to be split into two or more transactions (i.e., those involving the same card holder, date, vendor, and the same or different amounts) to circumvent single purchase limits and/or avoid competitive procedures—in violation of Federal Acquisition Regulation requirements that protect against improper or fraudulent purchases. • As reported by Saving Seafood (http://www.savingseafood. com) on July 12, “in response to a Congressional inquiry last week, NOAA has confirmed that until the current fiscal year, 60% of the funds used to pay for the services of the United States Coast Guard Office of Administrative Law Judges (ALJ) who adjudicated cases brought under marine conservation laws were obtained from assets forfeited and liquidated as a result of fines levied in these cases.” So we have a bunch of criminal investigators in the position of paying for their unauthorized cars, boats, and international junkets and questionable “covert” operations by apprehending fishermen for noncriminal activities. And the controls on how they spent the money, once they lifted it out of the fishermen’s pockets in administrative proceedings that seem more “kangaroo court” than anything else, was apparently not being controlled, or even noticed, by anyone. Having spent 15 or so years in government, I find it impossible to imagine that anyone I worked with would have considered, or been allowed to carry out, the fiscal maneuvers that were evidently standard operating Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 procedure in NOAA. Kind of amazing, isn’t it? Even more amazing was - and as far as I know, still is - the reaction of NOAA to what should go down in history as the most shameful episode in the 40 year existence of the Agency. Congressman John Tierney has on his website an article by Gloucester Daily Times reporter Richard Gaines that says in part “members of the East Coast congressional fishing caucus are prepared to challenge the announced intention of top fisheries regulators to tackle systemic failings in law enforcement — including excessive penalties and possible vindictive motives — without reviewing past miscarriages of justice by federal enforcement agents against fishermen and related businesses.” The source was a memo from Lois Schiffer, Chief Counsel of NOAA, and Eric Schwaab, NOAA Assistant Administrator for Fisheries, to NOAA Administrator Lubchenco. In case after case, fishermen were investigated and treated as criminals… And even now this trend is apparently continuing in NOAA, with the newly appointed NOAA Chief Counsel’s most notable accomplishment as an Assistant Attorney General being development of the Environment and Natural Resources Division’s environmental crimes program. Is it a stretch to suppose that much of this was due to the demonization of fishermen by the media? How this took place, what was - and is - behind it, and how else it has affected and is affecting NOAA in carrying out its mission regarding fishermen and fishing is every bit as deserving of oversight investigation by Congress as the dysfunction endemic in the NOAA Offices of Law Enforcement and General Counsel for Enforcement and Litigation. In general that wouldn’t be the case, but the leadership at NOAA in the Obama Administration, the close ties of those leaders to the foundation/ENGO world that has so successfully persecuted so many people connected with harvesting fish for fun or profit, takes this beyond the realm of the “general.” On the working deck of a surf clam boat. Photo courtesy Nils Stolpe. For all of the fishermen who were wrongfully criminalized, for their families, for the businesses they support, for the communities they are a part of, for all of the rest of us in or associated with fishing and for the future of fishing in the United States, we deserve answers to some crucial questions. How involved were the people now in the upper management levels of NOAA in this process? To what extent, if any, were they responsible for establishing the institutional mindset at NOAA from the outside that allowed the abuses reported by the Inspector General to flourish? And, of course, how much of that involvement, if any, has been carried over into the current management and philosophy of NOAA? Page 11 As Ms. Lubchenco’s unilateral shifting of the entire management focus of NOAA to the implementation of catch shares virtually overnight illustrates so clearly, she is in a position to tremendously influence the lives and futures of millions of fishermen, the economic well-being of tens of thousands of fishing dependent businesses and a huge segment of our coastal economy. If that isn’t justification for intense Congressional scrutiny, it’s hard to imagine what is. (From my January 27, 2010 Saving Seafood column The agency that brought us Trawlgate now presents Investigate - available at http://www.fishnet-usa.com/All Stolpe Columns.htm#Investigate.) The financial loss that people suffered at the hands of this out-ofcontrol NOAA police force was huge. Has there been or is there going to be an accounting? How many people lost their boats, their businesses, their homes, their very way of life because they were targeted by criminal investigators in search of crimes to prosecute and with a growing inventory of crime-stopping toys like new SUVs and “undercover” yachts to “protect the fish” with? And when the investigators couldn’t find any real crimes to stop with their wrongfully acquired toys, they manufactured them out of petty reporting and paperwork violations in an enforcement system that had become really adept at suffocating fishermen with an avalanche of largely irrelevant paperwork years ago. In a NY Times article following her appointment to head NOAA, Jane Lubchenco said “fishing communities, scientists, regulators and other stakeholders in the debate need to overcome a legacy of bitterness and distrust. ‘It really is pretty dysfunctional’” Unless and until she convincingly turns her agency’s enforcement efforts around, sees that agency personnel who committed or allowed to be committed the many infractions reported by the OIG and KPMG are appropriately punished, and willingly makes adequate restitution to the fishermen and others who were so unnecessarily and vindictively damaged by her agency’s actions, she’ll be doing nothing but adding to what has now become her very own legacy of bitterness and distrust, and the level of dysfunction is only going to increase. Some bureaucratic reshuffling isn’t going to do the job that needs to be done. • On July 1, North Carolina Congressman Walter Jones introduced H. R. 5668, “to amend the Magnuson-Stevens Fishery Conservation and Management Act to require the use of sums received as fines, penalties, and forfeitures of property for violations of that Act or other marine resource laws to be used to reduce the Federal deficit and debt.” • On July 8, Massachusetts Congressmen Barney Frank and John Tierney publicly called for Jane Lubchenco’s resignation. • On July 9, North Carolina Congressman Walter Jones demanded that Jane Lubchenco step down as head of NOAA. • On July 9, Congressman Frank, after communicating with the Obama Administration, backed away from his demand that Ms. Lubchenco resign, pending indications that she would become more responsive to the fishing industry. (For the Gloucester Times’ take on this issue, see http://www.gloucestertimes.com/opinion/ x739952758/Editorial-Frank-better-be-right-on-new-White-Housefishing-priority.) • On July 12, New York Senator Charles Schumer demanded that NOAA sell unauthorized assets, return proceeds to fund, and return arbitrary and excessive fines to fishermen who committed no wrong doing or were excessively fined. About the Author An older double-ended salmon gillnetter in Seattle, WA. Photo courtesy Nils Stolpe. NOAA is sitting on a large pot of money which was taken from fishermen and other business people through what it’s hard to see as anything but strong-arm tactics. NOAA has also let another large pot of money from those same fishermen be improperly spent without adequate safeguards and/or supervision. But the NOAA leadership seems intent on fixing the corrupt enforcement system that it allowed to fester for so long with no concern for the victims of what was at best their inattention and at worst their active encouragement. Since this whole sordid affair started, how many dollars went to the salaries of NOAA administrators who were looking the other way when their responsibilities should have included oversight of these two renegade offices? How many of those administrators are still there (or are retired and collecting government pensions)? And more importantly, what were the total costs to the people and the businesses that were so wrongfully prosecuted - and persecuted - because of this pervasive blind spot that they conveniently developed? Are Ms. Lubchenco and the rest of the NOAA/NMFS leadership proposing to ignore all of this? I really hope not, but if that’s the case, it’s up to all of us to make sure that Congress steps in post haste. Page 12 Back in the fall of 2008, Jay and I attended a symposium on the Spiny Dogfish in Philadelphia. One of the speakers scheduled for the program was Nils Stolpe. From the moment Mr. Stolpe began to speak, I was mesmerized. He is without a doubt one of the most intriguing, captivating and astutely knowledgeable leaders in the industry. And so it is with great honor that I am proud to be allowed the privilege of sharing his articles with you. Mr. Stolpe spent ten years managing a large waste-heat aquaculture facility followed by eight years working with the New Jersey Department of Agriculture doing fisheries and aquaculture development work. For the last twenty years, Mr. Stolpe has served as an independent fisheries consultant, focusing on the capture fisheries in the Mid-Atlantic states on the U.S. East coast. He is one of the founders of the Seafood Coalition, an ad-hoc organization whose members represent three quarters of the U.S. seafood harvesting capacity, the Communications Director of the Garden State Seafood Association (New Jersey), researches, writes and distributes FishNet USA and is a columnist for the trade publication National Fisherman. He has undergraduate and graduate training in marine sciences and environmental planning. Much of his recent work addresses the misconceptions regarding seafood production and harvesting being promoted by segments of the “conservation” community. He has worked for, in and around various aspects of the seafood industry for almost three decades. Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 Our trusted team of compassionate caregivers, Now with the resources and experience of Riverside. Santa has the perfect gift for everyone on your list! When you need short-term medical care at home, ask for Riverside Shore Home Health. 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The courthouse mall is lined with law offices, equally as old as the large building that casts its shadow over them. Behind and around that central point are county administration buildings, the sheriff ’s office, and a big old rambling mansion lovingly referred to as Drummondtown Tavern. There is one bank in town, SunTrust, a full service, quaint bank with dedicated people that truly want to help you. Everyone knows your name, and is genuinely happy to see you walk through the door. Down the street is the post office, and the town’s only actual restaurant, Mallard’s Sidewalk Café. Mallard’s is only open for the lunch crowd, serving what can only be described as the best sandwiches anywhere in the neighboring towns (probably the whole Shore to be honest). Each sandwich has a clever little name, in keeping with the town they are served in, like “the Clerk”, or “the Judge,” piled high with fresh meats, cheeses, greens. by Lennie M Bowe A few small businesses are tucked in some of the side streets, an auto repair shop for example. Ward’s on Front Street, Accomac’s service center and lunch counter, where I try to go every chance I’m off work to dine on their tuna salad and fresh cut French fries, and hear the laughter and comraderie among the patrons. Sandpiper Marine on Front Street is your one stop shop for all of your marine needs. You can buy, repair, maintain, even store your boat there, and stock up on all the supplies you need for the summer in your boat. There is even a shop that sells hunting and outdoor supplies in a bright yellow building that you can’t miss on Front Street. Accomac also houses a dentist office, the Health Department, the 911 center, and my favorite, the public library. Make sure to check in there often to see what kinds of programs and events they are hosting. A library is so much more than just a place to “borrow a book.” And of course we have the Elks Lodge, which requires a membership to enjoy their home cooked fare. Accomac is home to WESR, most famous for “Swap Shop” in the afternoons. These are just a few of the places to shop, dine, and experience in this little town. Tree lined streets, graceful historic homes and quaint charm complete the essence of the little town of Accomac,. The courthouse in Accomac, our county seat, is an imposing structure, breathtaking in it’s design, a perfect compliment to the town’s beauty and charm. If you venture off the main street, Front Street, to Back Street, you will find some of the most beautiful historic homes on the Shore, as well as the best neighbors you could ask for. Drummond Place and St. James Rectory both sprawl across their lots, beautiful brick laid out in the traditional “big house, little house, colonnade, kitchen” design. A graceful Federal Mansion sits back from the street. Signs in the yard boast of the towns history, the Tannery, Parramore House. The trees on the street are not just fully mature, but ancient. A sycamore on Back Street was even featured in a book of the most magnificent trees in the country. The street is flanked by two churches, and one in the middle. For a lover of history, there is no better place to visit (or live, as I do) than in this marvelous little historic town. Although it can’t be said that Accomac is booming, it’s far from boring as you let your imagination drift back to yesteryears and remember you are living in a house that has been a home for over 200 years. Everywhere you look, you are reminded of the history, which to me is so fascinating. Page 14 So on first glance, it would really seem that Accomac is a quiet town, with not a whole lot going on. But so much like the rest of the Eastern Shore, if you look a little deeper, you will find warmth, life, love, and so much energy and excitement. If you don’t believe me, try to get a spot on Front Street on July 4th for the Independence Day Parade. See the residents come out and line their yards with American Flags. People here are resilient, strong, proud of who they are and where they come from. They are generous and warm and funny, and wave to every passing car. What could be more welcoming than that? Got a Story Idea? A Picture You’d Like to See in Print? Please let us know, we’d love to hear from you! editor@shoresecretsmagazine.com Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 A Jolly Happy Soul It’s a Question of Security If you are buying a home, then you want to make sure that all of the little details are taken care of so you won’t have to worry about them later. 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Must present coupon at time of purchase. Coupon expires March 15, 2011. Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 Page 15 In Sickness and In Health Shortly after I moved back to the Eastern Shore, I was searching for a dentist. When establishing myself in a new area, the truth is, I don’t actually try to find a doctor or a dentist until something is wrong with me. Perhaps this is not the best way to do things. I was at work one day when I bit into something and chipped my tooth. Right in the front, where everyone could see. It’s not that it really looked that awful, but I felt like I looked like an old witch with a chipped tooth. So, I searched for a dentist on the Shore. I asked friends who they used, and called trying to make an appointment. “Oh I’m sorry, Dr. So - and - So isn’t taking new patients right now.” I didn’t realize there were so many dentists on the Shore, and that none of them wanted new patients. Great, now what. Finally, after hunting through my insurance company’s web site, I found a link for dentists (in-network of course) in my area that would take new patients. The first one I called resulted in me being put on a wait list, which was three years ago, I have never removed my name from that list, and by the way have never heard back from them. If I had waited for them, I wouldn’t have any teeth left in my head at this point. The second was for Dr. Root, at Eastern Shore Rural Health’s Franktown Community Health Center. So I called and asked them if there was any way they could see me within the next few days, no my tooth wasn’t causing me any physical pain, just mental anguish every time I looked in the mirror. And they made me an appointment for the next morning. Wow! It was that easy. So I drove down to Franktown the next morning, and waited patiently in the waiting room of the dental care facility that is part of the complex of the Franktown Community Health Center. I looked around at the notices on the wall, and the brochures in the office and started reading about the Eastern Shore Rural Health System. They have Community Health Centers in Atlantic, Bayview, Chincoteague, Franktown, Onley, and School Dental Services programs at Metompkin Elementary and Pungoteague Elementary. I didn’t even know the Eastern Shore had a health “system” and didn’t know what that meant. Reading further, I discovered that all of these Community Health Centers offered services to under-insured and uninsured patients, with a sliding scale fee based on income to make it affordable to everyone, regardless of their financial situation. Wow, that is awesome! They’re slogan is “We’re More Than Just a Doctor’s Office…” and nothing could be more true. With five locations offering primary health care, and three offering dental services, late night and Saturday hours, plus that sliding scale fee, they truly have made affordable health care a reality for every single citizen of the Eastern Shore. They even have pharmacy assistance for those that can’t afford their medicines. It is a group of extremely dedicated, compassionate people whose only wish is that every one on the Shore have access to the medical care they need to lead happy lives. Their mission statement says they are a “Community Health Center committed to enhancing the quality of life for the people of the Eastern Shore. We seek to serve the needs of the rural community by providing accessible, comprehensive and affordable medical, dental and health services in a caring, professional and safe environment.” It is my opinion that these people at Rural Health have fulfilled that mission and continue to do so with every passing day. ESRHS has been on the Eastern Shore since 1976 and has grown from one health center, in Onley, to five (plus the three dental sites). They are certified by the Joint Commission On Accreditation of Healthcare Organizations (JCAHO). They care for approximately 50% of the whole community and 85% of the pediatric community. They even have programs for the migrant farm workers and their Page 16 by Lennie Bowe families during the growing season, when between 3,000 and 5,000 migrant workers come to the Shore, they and their families needing medical assistance and health education. They provide physician assistance to the local nursing homes and emergency room coverage. They are a Neighborhood Emergency Health Care facility for all residents of the Eastern Shore. The new Rural Health Center in Onley provides a wide range of services to the community with compassionate, professional and dedicated staff. But enough of the facts, if you want to know about all of the awards they have received (and there are plenty), you can find that in their newsletter. I want to tell you about the experience there. For as busy as they are, you wouldn’t expect such personalized care. From the receptionists to the doctors, they want to know YOU, not just your chart. They genuinely care about each patient. On several different occasions when both my Mom or myself for one reason or the other have had to go in for medical care, the nurses have even followed up with a telephone call the next day to make sure we were doing okay. I’ve lived in small towns and big cities and I can tell you from experience, that kind of personalized care is very, very rare! They keep your records electronically now, doing away with all that paper (which can get lost or hard to read, since doctors are known for a lot of things, and terrible handwriting is one of them). That is really nice too because your medical history is accessible to other healthcare facilities when needed. Just recently, I had to visit Franktown Community Health Center. I came down with a cold and after a few weeks, I didn’t get any better. So I figured it had probably turned into a sinus infection, which I’m prone to anyway. I called at about 9:00 that morning, and they made me an appointment for 2:30 that afternoon. I almost didn’t bother calling, because I figured, like all doctor’s offices, the next appointment available would be weeks, even months from now. But, something told me to try anyway, and I am so ever glad that I did. Not only am I feeling better, but it was such a pleasant experience. When I went to the window to sign in, the receptionist and I had a great conversation. I had never met her before, but she talked to me like we were old friends. Her team mates in the office joined in the conversation, and I really enjoyed the interaction. I settled into my chair to wait, starting up a game of Texas Hold ‘Em on my phone, ready to sit it out because I was sure I would be in that waiting room for hours. About twenty minutes later, I heard the nurse call my name. She took me back, took Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 my temperature, asked about allergies, all of the basics, got my weight (the only horrible part of the visit that day) and led me to the examination room. Again, I immediately went back to my poker game on my phone since again, I am so used to sitting in an exam room for what feels like a century waiting for the doctor to come in. Shortly, there was a soft knock, and a pleasant, sweet woman came in the room carrying a laptop. She asked me routine questions, and we joked around a bit. I told her about my smoking habit, which unfortunately I picked up as a young teenager and haven’t been able to give up for the past fourteen years. She then said something about her prescribing me Chantix to help me quit and I kind of gave her a funny look. She had been so friendly and down to earth, non-judgmental and fun to talk to I didn’t even realize I was seeing the Physician’s Assistant. I said, “who are you?” and kind of laughed. She explained that she didn’t like to wear her lab coat because she saw so many children everyday and that sometimes scared them. I was a little embarrassed, but more than anything I was so impressed by her demeanor and personality. In most of my experience, when the doctor, or nurse practitioner, or physician’s assistant comes in, there is almost this doom and gloom feeling. They aren’t as easy to talk to. It’s almost like you don’t always want to tell them the truth because you are afraid of disappointing them, which is ridiculous, because if there is anyone you should be completely honest with, it’s your doctor. But sadly, in most people’s cases, that’s the way it is. And they always seem to kind of give you this look, or say something that makes you feel stupid. But I didn’t get any of that from her. We talked about smoking and she said she could help me quit. She even told me to call her if I needed help. I mean, maybe I have just had terrible experiences with doctors my whole life, so this seems extraordinary, but I tend to think not. How many people are excited to go see the doctor? There wouldn’t be that sense of dread if every doctor’s office was as friendly, compassionate, efficient, and good as this one. At ESRH, caring doctors and dentists take the time to explain your treatment to you, generating a trust that is vital to good medical care. I work in Northampton county and live in Accomack, so driving to Franktown to see the doctor is not that big of a deal. But when I used to work on Wallops Island, I STILL drove to Franktown, because I wanted the best care, and had found, that’s where I got it. Granted, I have never visited any of the other Community Health Centers in the Eastern Shore Rural Health System, so maybe I am a bit biased. But from what I hear, they are rather awesome themselves. I know the one on Chincoteague won an award from the Chincoteague Volunteer Fire Department for their service to the community. They have Saturday hours during the tourist season so not only residents, but the tourists that drive the economy on that island have access to quality health Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 care. And of course, the new facility in Onley speaks for itself. Over 20,000 feet of space, with state of the art medical equipment and staff to treat patients. My boyfriend went there recently (I seemed to have given him my cold, which also resulted in a sinus infection for him) and he came home raving about how nice the doctor had been. He thought the laptop she carried was the greatest thing, because she knew which pharmacy he used and sent his prescriptions with a click. He came home with a piece of paper he had filled up with all of her recommendations and tips on preventing sinus infections and different over the counter methods to relieve symptoms. I swear he was half in love with her when he got home! Franktown Community Health Center, located just around the corner from our hospital offers both medical and dental services to our community. Don’t really understand exactly what’s wrong with you or things you can do to improve the quality of your life? ESRHS offers Health Education programs touching on everything from smoking cessation, diabetes, weight loss, asthma and more. They’ll even work with local companies and come to YOU to provide flu shots for your employees. And something else that really impressed me, understanding how important it is that all kids learn how to read, ESRHS participates in the Reach Out and Read Program. Every single child who comes in for a wellness check-up is sent home with a book appropriate for their age so that they can have the opportunity to improve their reading! And if you’re like me and seem to always be in a hurry, you can even download a lot of their required forms like registration forms, sliding fee applications and even the Bridge Tunnel Medical Toll application right online from their web site. All of the Community Health Centers and Dental Care Centers accept Medicare, Medicaid and most insurances. But the truly great part of it is, even without any form of insurance or government assistance, you can still get excellent health and dental care that you can afford. So never again do I want to hear someone on the Shore complaining about a health problem and use the excuse that they can’t afford to see a doctor, because that simply is not true. And if for any reason you are referred to a specialist across the Bay, they even have a program set up with the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and Tunnel Commission to offer a medical toll program for qualified patients, so that you won’t have to pay the toll to get your required medical care! I have heard many people say that they were told “let’s get you well, and worry about the money later.” Where else can you go and get that kind of compassion? Every person that works in any of those facilities, as well as board members, directors, those people and businesses that have so generously donated resources to ESRHS, deserves a medal. They should be proud of what they have accomplished and what they stand for. What an amazing thing to be a part of. Page 17 It Takes More Than Just a Little Chicken Soup ... Health Tips to Help You Make it Through the Winter • The most important thing you can remember to do during the flu season (and every season) is to practice good hygiene. Wash your hands often, before eating, after using the bathroom, after handling money or shaking hands with someone. Keep a bottle of hand sanitizer in your purse, car, and briefcase for those times when you are not near a sink. This is something that should be remembered all of the time anyway, but especially when everyone around you is coughing, sneezing and feeling poorly. • If you do get sick, remember colds and flu are contagious. Protect those around you by staying away from them as much as possible until you are on the mend. Your boss may not be thrilled that you have called in sick, but he or she will be more thrilled if you don’t pass your “ick” to the entire office. Don’t try to go into work just to be there. If you feel terrible, how productive are you really going to be anyway? And how many mistakes will you make and have to correct in your cold medicine induced fog? A best practice is to play it safe and stay home a day from work if you are sick, especially if it’s with a cold or flu. • Whether you are sick or healthy, your diet is very important. You should always try to eat fresh foods that are high in nutrients. Remember Vitamin C helps support and even boost your immune system, so whether you are sick not, try to eat fresh fruits and vegetables that contain that very important vitamin. Oranges and grapefruit are high in vitamin c(be careful with grapefruit though as it interacts with many medicines, talk to your pharmacist about what medicines you are taking and whether grapefruit will have an affect on them). Blueberries are said to be a “super food” that are high in antioxidants and nutrients. Eating fruits and vegetables raw is the best way to get all of the healthy nutrients from them, but if you can’t stomach raw veggies, try steaming them. Cooking them into a mush tends to cook most of the goodness out of them. • Drink plenty of water. All of the time, every day, in good health or bad. Our bodies are composed mostly of water. Fevers dehydrate you, throwing up and diarrhea dehydrate you. Many cold medicines require that you drink a full glass of water with every dose. They work best when you are fully hydrated. Try to stay away from dark liquids when you are sick. Things like coffee and cola actually dehydrate you rather than rehydrate you. Gatorade is ok, but there is a lot of sugar in it. Your best bet is plain water, but if you are worried about replacing electrolytes, you can try something like Smart Water, which tastes like regular water but has electrolytes that your body loses when you get dehydrated. If you don’t like the taste of water (which is impossible, because it doesn’t taste like anything), try squeezing some lemon juice in it. Lemons have Vitamin C too, so you can’t go wrong there. • Exercising regularly is good for your circulation, breathing, mental health and of course it keeps the weight off when we are stuffing ourselves with all of these delicious holiday meals. Try some light aerobic exercise a few times a week, like taking a brisk walk around your neighborhood when you get home from work, or in the morning before you even go to work. If you have an hour for lunch, eat a healthy lunch (like a salad or low sodium soup) for half of it, and use the other half to take a walk. The brief exercise is not only good for you, but will help keep those afternoon drowsies away. Just remember that you may have to alter your work out routine if you do get sick. Don’t try to over do it if you are sick, remember that your rest is more important for your recovery than getting on the treadmill and running five miles that day. Try doing a lighter routine or skipping that day. • We can all remember growing up, our mothers admonishing us to cover our mouths when we cough. Covering your mouth when you cough is important to help stop the spread of those airborn germs that will get those around us sick. Have you ever been sitting next to someone just coughing and hacking and you can see the spray coming out of their mouth? Quite possibly the most disgusting thing ever. Don’t be that person. Another helpful tip if you have to cough or sneeze, instead of coughing into your hand, turn your head and cough or sneeze into the crook of your arm. Remember that after you have coughed all over your hand and you pick up the phone at work, or open the door, that you are leaving those sick germs on whatever surface you have just touched. Unfortunately there is no little germ fairy Page 18 Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 Make Sure You Check$ Out Our 1.00 Items! following you around to spray Lysol on all of things you have spread your germs on all day. And if you forget and cough/sneeze into your hand, that’s ok, because you have followed my advice and gone and immediately washed your hands without touching ANYTHING on the way. That’s where the hand sanitizer comes in, it’s a quick fix until you can get to the sink. • Get your flu shot. Most health insurance will cover the cost 100%, and if they don’t, it’s no more than about $20 at your pharmacy. The flu shot doesn’t protect you from every strand of the illness, but it does protect you from the most common types. The whole getting sick from the vaccine is a myth. It is a dead or weakened virus, and at the very worst, you may have some mild symptoms a week later, nothing compared to what getting it full blown would be like. • Sometimes, after all of the precautions we take, we get sick anyway. We have kids that go to school and bring home every contagious illness known to man. They are sick with something all of the time it seems. How frustrating is it when your child comes home with strep throat or a stomach virus, and then two days later, you’re calling into work with the same problem? Here is some advice: if your child is sick, follow the same principles that you follow for yourself. If they have something contagious, keep them out of school/daycare and away from other people until they feel better. Kids pass things to each other so easily, and then to their parents, so if your child shows symptoms one morning of a cold, keep them home for a day or two so they don’t pass their cold to every child in their class, and consequently to all of their families. Think about it like this, suppose every child lives with two other people (whether it is both parents, or one parent and a sibling), and there are twenty five people in your child’s class, not including the teacher and the teacher’s aide, who both are married with two kids a piece of their own. Each child and their housemates equal seventy five people, plus the teacher, her husband, and two children are four more, the teacher’s aide, her husband and two children are another four, all total equal eighty three people that your sick child risks infecting when they go to school sick. Again, one sick child equals eighty three sick people. So keep Junior home, the rest and attention will do him good, and keeping his germs to himself will do everyone else good too. • Talk to your doctor. If you can’t shake that cold, it may have turned into something else. A sinus infection is one common example, bronchitis, even pneumonia are complications that could arise. At the very least, a doctor can usually prescribe you something to help with the symptoms even if they can’t cure the illness. A doctor will also have plenty of suggestions on how to minimize the risk of spreading the illness to other members of the family, and other tips on how to get you or your family member back to excellent health as quickly as possible. 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Typically, the service stinks, they mess up your order, and then act like its your fault, you end up having to pull up and wait about twenty minutes for your food, frustrated but at least it will be fresh right? Wrong, I don’t know why they make you pull up to wait, perhaps, so the fresh food they just cooked can get half cold, dried out and crusty from sitting under the heat lamp, until they will give it to you. I mean really, by the time you brought me my food, you could have gone out and killed the cow, ground the meat, then cooked it, and yet it still tastes like it was cooked last week and left in the garbage can. However, there is one exception to this fast food sucks rule. Bojangles in Onley. When they were building Bojangles, I was so excited. It has always been a ritual for me when I go across the bay to stop at that old dingy looking Bojangles on Northampton Blvd for chicken and biscuits. Yum, my mouth is watering thinking about that place. So when I saw that they were building one right here on the Shore, I got terribly excited. But the truth is, the first few months it was open were somewhat of a disappointment. The chicken didn’t taste quite right. The biscuits were a little dry, they weren’t quite right either. I went a few times, and then just started ordering off the breakfast menu. And then I kind of just stopped going all together. Until one day this past summer, we were heading out one Sunday for a boat trip, and needed some chicken to take with us. Well, Shore Stop didn’t have any ready, and we didn’t feel like going in Fresh Pride, so we figured, well there’s Bojangles. And boy was I happy that Shore Stop was out and I was too lazy to go inside Fresh Pride. Bojangles’ in Onley not only gives you friendly and efficient service, but also serves up some of the freshest and best food around, a definite favorite of ours. From the minute we got the food in the car, the smell was overwhelming me. I didn’t realize I was hungry, and all the smells coming from the bag in my back seat were making me want to naw my arm off. Finally, I couldn’t take it anymore and reached back and got a biscuit, which I finished before I ever made it to the dock. I ate a piece of the chicken as soon as I got on the boat, and another piece when I got to the beach along with a biscuit, and then another when we got BACK to the dock. There was that Bojangles chicken I had remembered from that place across the bay. And I have been totally hooked, again, ever since. It’s just past the Walmart, heading south on 13, sort of away from the hub bub of the shopping centers in Onley. I like to think that’s because it stands out from the rest. First of all, the Page 24 by Lennie Bowe staff is always so friendly. They even joke with you over the speaker at the menu before you even get to the window. The manager there is quick to share with you his love of the little restaurant. I went inside one day, raving over the biscuits, and he told me the next time I came in to ask for him and tell him I wanted the special biscuit, which he makes with melted cheese … yum! I remember another time, I was in the drive through, and when trying to pay for my food, their machine wouldn’t read my card. There was a scratch on the magnetic strip and it caused an error when they tried to run it. Well, here I was, already digging into my food and drinking my orange soda when they slide the window back open and tell me my card doesn’t work. Ummm, I don’t usually carry a lot of cash, and as normal, I had about $3 in my wallet, and my bill was somewhere near $5. The manager poked his head out and told me not to worry about it and sent me on my way. I don’t know why, but that struck me as being so nice. Another thing I think is fabulous is that they serve breakfast all day. It might seem small and trivial to you, but I love a sausage biscuit with cheese like a fat kid loves cake, and it is awesome that I can get one from there, fresh, at 9 at night. Which brings me to another point. The first time I ordered breakfast from there at night, I had to pull up and wait quite a while. I was sitting there fuming, thinking the reason it was taking so long was because they were digging in the dumpster and pulling something out that they had thrown away this morning to microwave and send me on my way (typical fast food expectation there). When they came out with my food, I drove away, already knowing my biscuit was going to be hard and my sausage wouldn’t even appeal to my dog. Well, I couldn’t have been more wrong. When I got home and pulled it out of the bag, the biscuit was so fresh it practically melted in my mouth. The sausage was piping hot and the cheese was melted all down the sides, not crusted orange and stuck to the paper the sandwich had been wrapped in. So, it really was fresh. Well that was certainly worth waiting for. And another thing, in all of the times I have been there, they have never screwed up my order. They once asked to clarify something when I got to the window, but never have I ever left there to find something missing, or completely different than what I had ordered. Overall, it has been an excellent experience. I think in the beginning, when everything just tasted, not quite right, they were learning. But now, they definitely know what they are doing, and Bojangles, in my opinion, is the best. Always fresh, always delicious, and a staff that actually wants to make you happy rather than talk to their friends while they don’t even bother to look at what they stuff in your bag, or look at you when they serve you. So, during this holiday season, when you’re rushing around Christmas shopping and just don’t have time to cook dinner, where will you be eating? You can find me at Bojangles. Editor’s Note: Like my daughter, I have always known that any trip across the bay wouldn’t be complete until we had stopped in the old Bojangles’ on the corner of Northampton and Baker. When I heard that we were going to actually have one right here, just miles from my house, I was ridiculously excited. Yes, my first order there wasn’t quite what I remembered. But the second was better, and the third even better, and now, well, you know what? I no longer feel the need to stop and buy chicken every time I cross the bay, because our own little restaurant right here in Onley is now “the best Bojangle’s ever” as my daughter is fond of saying. The staff quickly learned their way around the kitchen, and their genuinely happy smiles and pleasant attitudes make each and every trip there rewarding. 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SHOWTIME and related marks are registered trademarks of Showtime Networks Inc., a CBS Company. SLICKS1860 Like the rest of the Shore, the little town of Parksley was breathtaking as we watched the snow cover the landscape with a glistening, fresh blanket of beauty. Here, the railroad cars, part of Parksley’s Railroad Museum are pictured in simple contrast to the majestic splendor cast by Mother Nature. We thoroughly enjoyed the pictures and stories sent in from our readers as they shared with us their experiences during last winter’s big snow storm, and hope that as we go into the New Year, more and more of you will continue to write us and send in photographs and stories. Atlantic Community Health Center 757-824-5676 Bayview Community Health Center 757-331-1086 Chincoteague Island Community Health Center 757-336-3682 Franktown Community Health Center (with dental) 757-442-4819 Onley Community Health Center 757-787-7374 ESRHS Metompkin Elementary School Dental 757-665-1159 ESRHS Pungoteague Elementary School Dental 757-789-7777 Page 25 Dining in Accomack Mallards Sidewalk Cafe (757) 787-7321 Accomac, VA Sugar Shack (757) 787-2273 Tasley, VA Burger King (757) 787-1896 Onley, VA Bojangles (757)78-3300 Onley, VA Hardee’s (757) 787-8947 Onley, VA Subway Sandwiches & Salads (757) 787-1151 Onley, VA (757) 336-2480 Chincoteague, VA Dragon House Restaurant (757) 789-7779 Onley, VA Pizza Hut (757) 787-3800 Onley, VA (757) 824-5689 New Church, VA Sorrentino’s Subs Etc (757) 787-4777 Onley, VA Los Tejones Restaurant (757) 787-7445 Onley, VA Mc Donald’s (757) 787-7888 Onley, VA (757) 336-3644 Chincoteague, VA Sage Diner (757)787-9341 Onley, VA Sunrise Restaurant Bar & Grill (757) 302-1275 Onley, VA Starlight Pizzeria (757) 787-7791 Onley, VA Wendy’s (757) 787-8598 Onley, VA Inn & Garden Cafe Inc (757) 787-8850 Onancock, VA Placa Garibaldi Rstrnt & Store (757) 665-1296 Parksley, VA Blarney Stone Pub (757) 302-0300 Onancock, VA Flamenco (757) 787-7780 Onancock, VA Bizzotto’s Gallery-Cafe (757) 787-3103 Onancock, VA Becca’s 757-789-3686 Tasley, VA Corner Bakery (757) 787-4520 Onancock, VA Subway Sandwiches & Salads (757) 824-0094 Oak Hall, VA Scoops Ice Cream Shoppe 757-787-3239 Onancock, VA Ray’s Shanty (757) 824-3429 New Church, VA Parksley Taqueria (757) 665-7826 Parksley, VA Ocean Deli (757) 824-4111 Wallops Island, VA Mallards At The Wharf (757) 787-8558 Onancock, VA Island House Restaurant (757) 787-4242 Wachapreague, VA Club Car Cafe (757) 665-7822 Parksley, VA Tammy & Johnny’s (757) 787-1122 Melfa, VA Metompkin Seafood (757)824-0503 Mappsville, VA Stuckey’s Southern Grille (757) 824-3616 Mappsville, VA Annie’s Restaurant (757) 665-4990 Parksley, VA Parksley Family Restaurant (757) 665-7450 Parksley, VA Lorraine’s Snack Bar (757) 891-2225 Tangier, VA Double Six (757) 891-2410 Tangier, VA Mr. Baldy’s Family Restaurant (757) 336-1198 Chincoteague, VA Chincoteague Inn (757) 336-6800 Chincoteague, VA Mullers Old Fashioned Ice Cream (757) 336-5894 Chincoteague, VA Mister Whippy (757) 336-5122 Chincoteague, VA Martha’s Kitchen (757) 709-1658 Saxis, VA Don Valerios (757)336-5715 Chincoteague, VA Wolff’s Sandwich Shoppe (757) 824-6466 Atlantic, VA Bill’s Seafood Restaurant (757) 336-5831 Chincoteague, VA Wright’s Seafood Restaurant (757) 824-4012 Atlantic, VA Don’s Seafood Market & Rstrnt (757) 336-5715 Chincoteague, VA Great Wall (757) 854-4558 Oak Hall, VA Sea Star Cafe (757) 336-5442 Chincoteague, VA Sonic Drive-In (757) 824-5500 Oak Hall, VA Page 26 Hilda Crockett’s Chesapeake Hs (757) 891-2331 Tangier, VA Main Street Shop Coffeehouse (757) 336-6782 Chincoteague, VA Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 Big’s Place (757) 442-5535 Painter, VA Maria’s Restaurant & Pizza (757) 336-5040 Chincoteague, VA Island Creamery Ice Cream (757) 336-6236 Chincoteague, VA Village Restaurant (757) 336-5120 Chincoteague, VA Great Wall 2 (757) 336-5529 Chincoteague, VA Famous Pizza & Sub Shoppe (757) 336-3301 Chincoteague, VA Captain Zack’s Seafood (757) 336-3788 Chincoteague, VA A J’s On The Creek Restaurant (757) 336-5888 Chincoteague, VA Ledo’s Pizza (757) 336-6597 Chincoteague, VA Great Wall (757) 854-4558 Chincoteague, VA • Sweet Potato Biscuits • Homemade Fudge • Shrimp or Egg Salad • Roast Beef Wraps • Custom Cheesecakes • Homemade Soups • Chicken Salad • Unique Gifts & Local Art 757-789-3686 Rt. 13 Tasley of 2009 Restaurant Let Us Take Care of all Your Holiday Baking! • Holiday Cookies & Fruitcakes • Sweet Potato Biscuits • Cream Puffs & Eclairs • Doughnuts, Pastries & Pies • Best Coffee in Town • Wedding Cakes • Birthday Cakes • Much, much more! We can now print pictures on your cake! Place Your Orders Early for the Holidays! Mon - Fri 7:30 AM - 5:00 PM Sat 7:30 AM - 1:00 PM 757-787-4520 cornerbakery@verizon.net 36 Market Street • Onancock, VA Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 Fine Dining for the Holidays Commemorate the holiday season with distinction and taste. Annie’s Restaurant’s unique casually elegant ambiance, masterful gourmet dishes and friendly staff combine for an unforgettable experience. Ask us about hosting your holiday parties! Wednesday Country Buffet Thursday Italian Buffet Sunday Buffet Lunch Buffet every Wednesday, Thursday & Friday 757-665-4990 24256 Bennett St • Parksley Page 27 A Few Cures for the Winter Doldrums Every year as summer winds down, the days get shorter, cooler. The leaves die on the trees and cover our yards, the boats are put up for the winter (except for those belonging to the avid fisherman ready for a big rock fish), and we all go into a sort of hibernation for the winter. We complain that there is nothing to do on the Shore in the winter, it’s boring, and we all long for the warm days of summer to come again. I know the feeling well, winter, with those long, cold nights, and short, cold days, well, it’s depressing. Boys and girls, cheer up, because believe it or not, there are lots of things to do on the Shore during the winter. We are lucky to have organizations like Arts Enter in Cape Charles, the Eastern Shore of Virginia Historical Society, and Eastern Shore’s Own Art Center (just a few that come to mind) that host a plethora of activities and events to stimulate your mind, entertain you, and thrill you! Arts Enter in Cape Charles offers so many things to do for all ages it’s hard to even keep them straight. They offer classes in music, from singing to playing all kinds of different instruments, that are structured for all different ages as well as experience levels. You can take classes in drama and theater, ballet, modern dance, tap, and star in some of the productions they put on throughout the year. You can learn how to draw, paint, sculpt clay, the possibilities are endless. They even have a fitness trainer for those of you that want to get in shape but are nervous about those large exercise classes (like me, I’m afraid I won’t be able to keep up and will make a fool out myself). And that’s just the beginning, just a few of the things you can learn to do at Arts Enter. They host symphonies and orchestras, put on plays and shows. It’s like the Eastern Shore’s mini Broadway. No matter what age, or gender, there is always something going on there that will amuse even the grumpiest old scrooge. One of the really neat things about these events is that they are held in the historic Palace Theatre, an Art Deco theatre built in 1947 as a movie house. It was considered one of the finest movie houses on the east coast, and it has been beautifully and lovingly restored. It is truly a wonderful experience in itself just to walk through the doors. For those of you dreading Valentine’s Day, why not treat yourself to a class learning how to do or make something beautiful? I remember one year in college, a few friends and I who were single got together and went to a pottery painting shop for the evening and painted little bowls or plates for each other. Even though they weren’t masterpieces by any standard, that is one of the fondest Valentine’s Day memories I have, and I display the little bowl that my best friend Kendall made me that day proudly in my china cabinet. I painted a rice bowl (with chop sticks and all) for her, and also painted a deviled egg dish for my mom. It was so fun to paint those things, and every time I see that bowl, or that plate I made for my mom, it brings back such good memories. A few of the things Arts Enter is doing this year include the Christmas Spectacular by the Arts Enter School of Dance on Dec 11 and 12. Director Christina Hardy has choreographed a beautiful blend of modern and classical dance in a presentation of the nativity. The Party at the Palace is a free event that includes a pot luck dinner, drinks and music, and even shopping opportunities featuring works of art and jewelry from local artists held in the Palace Theatre and the Stage Door Gallery. In January and February they will be screening a film, The Clam Digger’s Daughter which was filmed in and around Cape Charles. They will have musical tributes to Elvis, Patsy Cline, and Brenda Lee in “Ladies and the King.” Another musical tribute for Michael Jackson, “A Tribute to Michael Jackson - Hurrah Players” takes place in February. There are even more events planned by Arts Enter, and the cost ranges from Page 28 by Lennie Bowe free to about $15. The entertainment and memories made there are unparalleled, and you are really missing out if you don’t check out all that they have to offer. For more information about the programs offered through Arts Enter in Cape Charles, please visit their website at www.artentercapecharles.org. There you will find an amazing website offering a history of the organization, the Palace Theatre, schedule of events and classes, registration forms, payment options. You can even rent the theatre and the costumes for your own use! ESO presents a “Swing” Nutcracker Ballet this December, one of the many exciting activities you can enjoy during the long winter months on the Shorre. If Cape Charles is just too far away this winter, don’t forget the Eastern Shore of Virginia Historical Society at Ker Place in Onancock. Their calendar of events is jammed full of exciting events and activities all year long too. On December 11 from 2 to 6 they have a holiday open house, “Holiday Celebration with History.” During this time you can enjoy the holidays the old fashioned way. There is gospel music, holiday refreshments, and games and fun for the whole family. In January they are hosting a lecture series by local historian Dennis Custis, an event that is always sold out, and I can tell you from first hand knowledge, it is fascinating, and funny, and you learn something too! On February 26, bring the little ones out and enjoy the “Teddy Bear Tea” from 3 to 5. You and the kids can enjoy tasty treats, games, entertainment, and story telling in beautiful historic Ker Place. There truly is no better place for a Tea Party than the parlor in that house. While you are there, make sure to ask about the recent Archaeology project that was completed there this year. The friendly staff and volunteers there are always excited to talk about everything they are doing and planning. Ker Place is also available for rentals for receptions, wedding, and special events. For more information on Ker Place and the Eastern Shore of Virginia Historical Society, please visit www.kerplace.org or call 757-787-8012 for more information. If none of these things sounds interesting, don’t forget about Eastern Shore’s Own Art Center located in Belle Haven. One of my favorite holiday traditions is watching the Nutcracker Ballet. Luckily for me, one of ESO’s favorite traditions is producing the Nutcracker Ballet every December! This year, it will be held on December 17, 18, and 19, and it’s the 20th anniversary! On January 15, enjoy the music of local musician (and chef) Johnny Mo, as part of the Caberet Series. ESO also offers instruction in all areas of the arts for all ages and talent levels. This includes sculpting, painting, drawing, dancing, playing an instrument, singing, acting, even a paper mache class. The possiShore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 bilities are endless at ESO for learning a new skill, or finely tuning another one. They offer many classes for kids and adults alike. Some of the kids classes are tailored for those children receiving a home school education in need of arts credits. Some of the kids classes include, but are by no means limited to: ballet, pottery and sculpture, home school art, tap dancing, Mama Girl Papier Mache Workshops, and so much more. For Mom and Dad (and everyone else) you can take a creative writing class, ballroom dancing, sculpture and pottery, oil painting, drawing, tap dancing, and again, so very much more. The adult classes start at $20 and up and some even include materials. Children’s classes start at $20 and up also, and some of them include materials as well. For more information, to see a complete list of events and programs at ESO visit www.esoartscenter.org or call 757-442-3226. And of course we can’t forget ACE’s and all the many events they have planned. From performances by the Virginia Symphony, to the Bowen McCauley Dance, Barbara Martin Music and much more. This year, ACES is celebrating their 30th anniversary, and the Shore will certainly be able to reap the rewards. www.acesva.org. As you can see, there is plenty happening on the Eastern Shore in the winter! Admission to many of these events is free, and the fee for others is very affordable. All of these organizations are not-forprofit organizations that strive to bring to the shore education, fine and performing arts, and entertainment, and are staffed mainly with volunteers. If you are looking for something to do, please call one or all of them and donate some of your time to help a very worthy cause. They are all always looking for volunteers, and it is such a fun experience to be involved with all of the events these organizations orchestrate. So readers, you don’t need to hibernate during the winter. The Shore most definitely does not slow down or “die” as I have often heard. Get out there and enjoy all of the things going on, and support our local artists! Insuring what matters most Auto •Home Life • Business • Farm Confused by all the insurance packages out there? You’re not alone. Staples & Associates Insurance offers peace of mind through quality insurance products and a caring staff of professionals that is always ready to help you find the right policy for your family, always within your budget. Proudly Serving Accomack and Northampton Counties 410-546-3999 Staples & Associates Insurance www.staplesinsuranceagency.com Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 Page 29 Page 30 Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 Page 31 Mom, I Wasn’t Trying to be Bad, I Promise There’s absolutely nothing cuter than a kitten tugging at the curling ribbon that so beautifully adorns those packages under the tree. But let share with you a little story that became our own personal reality a couple years back. You all know that my lovely daughter and I are huge pet lovers. So I am sure it also comes as no surprise to you that we have always had a houseful of pets. At one time, we even entertained the idea of breeding Persians, but as I am sure you have probably guessed, once those fluffy little balls of joy entered our household, well, the thought of selling them was unheard of. This of course explains how we came to end up with Mr. Rhett. Mr. Rhett and his sister Scarlett were born on Memorial Day, 2003. From the beginning, Mr. Rhett was a handful, in fact, our first introduction to him consisted of us finding him at oh maybe four hours old, and his welcome to us was this ridiculous sounding long drawn out hiss that I wasn’t even aware something so small could make. From that point on, it’s pretty much gone downhill. I had made up my mind we had more than enough animals. At that point, we still had Mr. Rhett’s daddy, Gizmo; his Mom, Raja; my own personal shadow (and Mr. Rhett’s uncle) Potamus; and his sister, Cockapus (she had a ridiculous tuft of hair on her head of gray white and orange that made her look more like a cockatiel than a cat – so she became our cockatiel puss). And so, I had told Lennie these latest two additions had to go, period, and no matter how hard she begged, pleaded and shed millions of tears, there would be no argument. Well, never let it be said that cats cannot understand the chatter of mere humans. At about two months of age, literally on the exact same day I had located someone interested in purchasing these two very beautiful kittens, I suddenly heard a thump and then looked up to see Mr. Rhett limping pitifully into the room where he very dramatically collapsed beside my chair. And of course, as I am sure you have surmised, my heart immediately broke at this tiny little creature, so miserably limping around, that I instantly decided there was no way I could live without him. Never mind the fact that all he had done was to trip racing up the stairs and we all know there is just no way that a cat, of all creatures, could have possibly hurt himself doing something so simple. So yes, not only do they understand us, they are quite smart enough to manipulate us into doing their bidding. Ah, but that was just the beginning of his antics because you see, Christmas was just around the corner. Every Christmas, I race to the Dollar Store in search of as many rolls of dollar wrapping paper as I can find. The people on my Christmas list are fortunate if a gift is wrapped at all given my sad lack of ability to make any package attractive; I simply stink at gift wrapping, and even aside from that, it’s all going to be thrown away two minutes after it’s torn into, so I’ve never really seen the point. But my family, well that’s another matter. My sister and both of her children seemed to have had a flair for this talent. Their gifts always stood out as the most beautiful, downright majestic looking presents under the tree. Foil or velvet accents often adorn the paper, and each gift is magnificently set off with the most wondrous bows or ribbons. And of course, this year was no exception. Many of these exquisite decorations I would save; a particularly beautiful bow that I would tell myself I would use next year (which naturally I could never seem to find when I needed) or some trinket they had lovingly tied to the ribbon, which I would hang on our tree in the following years. Naturally, things like torn wrapping paper, ribbon and the yards and yards of brightly colored curling ribbon always found its way into our trash. Page 32 It was actually a few days after Christmas. My daughter and I were upstairs; we had decided to pop in a movie and just have a girls night at home, enjoying some peace and quiet after the hectic holidays. It was late, well after midnight, as we got ready to cut out the lights and call it a night. As I walked towards the door of the room, I could hear Mr. Rhett bounding up the stairs. He had always been quite the vocal little youngster, making sure he announced his presence so that you could regally acknowledge his entrance into the room. As he rounded the corner just as I was getting ready to switch off the light, my daughter interrupted my mission by simply asking “What does Mr. Rhett have in his mouth?” Bending down to pick him up, there was a good six inches of shiny red curling ribbon hanging out of his mouth. You could easily tell it was annoying him, as he pawed at his mouth constantly, fussing at us the whole time as if this were somehow our fault. I grasped the end of the ribbon, thinking I would just remove it from his mouth, but when I gave it a tug, it didn’t budge, there was just no give whatsoever in however much of this ribbon he had managed to ingest. I took him over to the bed and handed him to Lennie, hoping she would be able to figure out what to do. But after gently tugging and twisting a few times and seeing the distress this caused Mr. Rhett, we gave up. Understanding that our options were limited at one in the morning, we looked up the telephone number for the emergency animal clinic. Unfortunately, life was not going to be that easy. The very nice voice on the other end of our phone informed me that this was a very serious problem, and needed to be dealt with immediately, or we may very possibly end up losing the little fellow. And as luck would have it, the small emergency clinic in the town where we lived was not set up to handle such an emergency. She quickly gave us the number for an emergency veterinarian in Washington DC, and again cautioned us to not delay in getting him up there. Mr. Rhett was getting more frantic by the moment, he was not in the least impressed with this length of ribbon hanging out of his mouth, and he pawed and chewed at it constantly. Before we hung up, I asked the technician if it would be okay to cut the ribbon off so he wouldn’t be so uncomfortable, and her answer was a harsh and resounding “NO! They will need the ribbon intact in order to evaluate the problem.” Unfortunately, before I even hung up the phone, Mr. Rhett had succeeded in chewing the ribbon in half and quickly swallowing the tiny portion left in his mouth. Hearing just how serious a problem this was, my daughter chose this exact moment to lapse into hysteria. Crying, clutching her beloved Mr. Rhett close to her, she insisted that I had to make the telephone calls, she just couldn’t handle it. So having little choice, I immediately telephoned the emergency clinic in DC. The tech at that facility was a little more helpful and a lot more encouraging. When he learned that we lived almost an hour and a half away, he suggested that my daughter and I take turns throughout the night monitoring Mr. Rhett to ensure that he wasn’t showing signs of distress and as soon as our local vet opened in the morning, we could take him in. In the meantime, we were to watch careful for signs of abdominal discomfort, pain, vomiting or any other unusual signs. My daughter quickly volunteered to take the first watch since she was so worried about that little black and white ball of badness that she wouldn’t be able to sleep anyway. In fact, when she did some two hours later decide that she needed to sleep and woke me up to tell me it was my turn to sit with Mr. Rhett, she was still so upset that we both ended up sitting there staring at this cat and trying, in vain I might add, to keep him quiet and still. Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 After what seemed an interminable night, seven AM arrived and we were finally on our way to our vet’s office. Naturally of course the first question was “How much did he eat?” Well, how were we supposed to know? Obviously if we had known he was eating it in the first place we would have stopped him, so we hadn’t seen a before and after sampling. We did figure out where he had found the stuff, my niece had been our last Christmas visitor, and rather than sitting under the tree, we had been relaxing in the sun parlor when she arrived, which is where we exchanged gifts. The wrapping paper had been placed in the small trashcan beside the sofa which we rarely ever used, so consequently, it was the only wrapping paper left in the house at that point. And so we had described the gift and its wrappings, hoping that would help. Mr. Rhett getting a treat as he recovers from his surgery after he ingested over three feet of Christmas curling ribbon. First there were x-rays. In truth, when all was said and done and we were presented with the bill, there had been seventeen x-rays. As our luck seems to run however, they were of little value. Then there were numerous doses of barium, given to induce him to pass the offending ribbon on his own. But of course he didn’t, which concerned the doctor since she seemed to feel it may have become wrapped around his intestine. So naturally, the next step was emergency surgery. As they took poor Mr. Rhett off to the back to be prepped for his ordeal, they assured us they would call us if there were any problems, and if not, then they would give us a call when it was over and let us know when we could come pick up the little angel. (yes, apply sarcasm here) So when the phone rang an hour later, we anxiously picked it up expecting good news. But the moment I saw the tears spilling down Lennie’s cheeks, I knew this wasn’t exactly the phone call I had been anticipating. It seems that as they were getting Mr. Rhett ready for his surgery, they had discovered a heart murmur, a pretty severe heart murmur actually, a stage 4, and they wanted to let us know that the anesthesia alone may kill him. They also wanted to suggest that although he was still a tad bit young, if we had plans to neuter him, now would be the time, since the doctor said she would not be comfortable administering anesthesia to him, ever again, the risks were just too great. The day passed so slowly it was physically painful. Finally, mercifully, we received the call from our vet, telling us Mr. Rhett was doing well, and we could come up and get him. They informed us that they had extracted over three feet of the offending ribbon from his little stomach, a reminder that we still have saved even today in a little ziplock bag carefully marked “Mr. Rhett.” Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 Once we arrived, they took us back to visit with him, and though groggy, he was definitely back to himself, fussing at us the minute he saw us and struggling to get away from the woman holding him and into my daughter’s arms. After we had talked with the technician for a few moments, they took him back to get him ready to be released and Lennie and I went out front to settle the bill. Standing at the counter, the receptionist chatted away happily as she added in all the various procedures that had been performed, medications, x-rays, and general care. Then suddenly, a strange look crossed her face and turning to us she said “Just a moment, I need to ask the doctor a question before I finish this up.” When she returned to the counter, the vet was with her and the two of them carefully studied the screen. Finally, the vet asked her to print out a copy of the bill so that she could review it. Not quite understanding what was going on and being anxious to just get this paid and take Mr. Rhett home so we could finally get some sleep, I asked her what the problem was. “Oh I’m just trying to figure out what we can do here, the bill is a little high and I wanted to see if there was any way we could knock it down a little for you.” That impressed me, not many people would try to save you money like that. Still being unprepared for what I was about to hear, I innocently asked “Well, how high is a little high?” I literally had to sit down when she very casually responded “Thirty eight hundred dollars.” Fortunately for us, we really did have not only an excellent, but also a very compassionate vet. Of the seventeen x-rays, we were only charged for six. Only one of the three barium enemas made its way to our final bill, and many other procedures were either greatly reduced, or removed all together. But no matter what she did, the bill remained in excess of two thousand dollars. Finally, turning to Lennie she said “Are you in school?” Confused as to what that had to do with anything, my daughter responded that yes, she went to college locally. Immediately, the vet started smiling broadly “Great, then if you will agree to come in and help out, maybe work twenty hours a week after your classes, then I can also give you the employee discount. That will bring the bill down to fifteen hundred. We pay seven dollars an hour, you can start Monday.” And with that, my daughter found herself with a new job (which she loved by the way), and we were finally on the way home with a healthy and very complacent Mr. Rhett. Today, Mr. Rhett is still getting into badness every opportunity he gets. Of course he knows better, but he seems determined to push his nine lives to their max. However, we had a little conversation with him just the other day, and he told us that he wanted to try and make up for some of the worry and grief he has put us through. And so, he asked us to please share with our readers his own personal tips for a safe and happy holiday with your pets.(see page 33) In the meantime, we hope each of you have a wonderful holiday season, enriched by the love of some very special furry friends. Sailor says come on down to Eastern Shore Pets and stock up on all of your pet supplies for the Holidays! 757-787-1462 Four Corner Plaza, Onley Page 33 Mr. Rhett’s Holiday Safety Tips for Pets • People food is for people! Of course you want to give us a taste of your special holiday foods, but please remember a few very simple guidelines. Bones can hurt us, particularly turkey bones which splinter easily. Those yummy salt country hams have way too much salt for us and can make us really, really sick. And no matter how much we beg, please remember that chocolate can kill both dogs and cats! And if you choose to have something to drink, that’s fine, but please remember our bodies are much tinier than yours and can’t handle the effects of alcohol, not even small amounts. • Holiday plants are really pretty, but remember that we are naturally curious, and sometimes we taste things just to learn more about them! Lots of holiday plants are bad or even lethal to us, plants like mistletoe, holly berries and poinsettias are the worst. Even drinking water from your tree can cause problems. Suppose a pine needle gets lodged in my throat? At the very least I will get sick, but I could actually die, too! • While we’re talking about food, please also remember to throw away all the wrappers from your holiday candies. We love to play with that brightly colored foil, and if we accidentally swallow some when we pounce on it, you and I are both going to spend our holidays at the Veterinarian’s office! • Christmas decorations sure are pretty. In fact, they’re so pretty that we don’t want to get left out, so we try our best to play with them! Put all breakable ornaments high up on your tree so that we won’t cut our mouths if we accidentally break one (not to mention made you mad at us for breaking Grandma’s ornament!), and things like silver tinsel and curling ribbon (boy I never want to go through THAT again) can get wrapped around our intestines and kill us. Angel hair is made of spun glass and can cut the inside of our stomachs up so badly we can bleed to death internally. And I don’t guess I have to tell you what can happen if we accidentally eat one of those metal ornament hangers, ouch, it could kill us too! And make sure you secure your Christmas tree. Don’t forget too that we aren’t always looking behind us as we walk around, so a lit candle can be deadly if our tail accidentally swooshes through it. Cats like me really like to climb, and we could get hurt pretty badly if it falls over on top of us. Oh, and before I forget, please carefully tack down all electrical extension cords. Not only can we bite through them and get hurt, but we can get accidentally tangled in them and pull everything crashing to the floor! • We know we’re cute; you really don’t need to try and make us cuter by tying ribbons around our necks. It’s annoying and as we try to paw it off, it can tighten and actually cause us to choke to death. Some of those silly costumes you humans like to put us in can be dangerous too, particularly if they use rubber bands to secure a part of the costume to us. So how about you just let us be adorable without dressing us up like you? • And believe me, we are well aware of the fact that you’re getting ready to have what feels like 912 people come and visit you. Can you please remember that these are your friends not ours and sometimes we just get plain tired and want to be left alone? Maybe you could set aside a room where we can go to rest a little where Auntie Martha and her ten annoying little kids won’t come and paw at me for three hours! Stress can make all of us do some mean things and if I don’t get some quiet time, I might just get angry or fussy and scratch or bite someone that I promise I really wouldn’t ever, ever do under normal circumstances! • And last but so very important, if you want to give someone you know a dog or a cat for Christmas, please, please ask them first if it’s okay. I know that kind of spoils your whole surprise, but a friend of mine at the animal shelter was telling me that every year hundreds of pets are turned in during January by people who received them as gifts and just didn’t want us or the responsibility involved. It makes me so sad to have so many of my friends cooped up in cages there and not getting the love they deserve, so please make sure we’re really wanted so you don’t end up just breaking our hearts down the road. Page 34 Yes Santa, e t u C e ’r e W w o n K e W Our names are Bill, Nancy and Dierks and we are all 7 months old. We’ve had all of our shots, have been spayed and neutered, and are litter trained, too. We really are just as purrrrfect as we can be! We love to play, but our favorite thing in the whole world is a nice lap that we can curl up in. Everyone around here is busy making plans for something they called Christmas and talking about being with their families, but we’re not really sure what that’s all about since we don’t have a family to love. Sure wish this person they call Santa could find someone to love us! Ad provided courtesy of Shore Secrets Magazine. SPCA-Eastern Shore 26528 Lankford Highway • Onley • 757-787-7385 All I Want For Christmas is You! Ad provided courtesy of Shore Secrets Magazine. My name is Spuds, and I am a 2 year old lab mix. I’m a big girl with lots of energy, I just love to play and run and have fun! But my favorite thing in the whole world is being able to show you how much I love you, in fact, I love everyone and everything, even my kennel mates and those fluffy things that they call cats! The lady who came by to take my picture said I was just a big ol’ goof ball, and I think she’s right, because I love to make people happy! I’ve been spayed and am up to date on all my shots, too, so see, I really am all ready to go home with you! About a year ago, I had eleven babies, but they’ve been all adopted, so now it’s just me here, and I get so lonely. I sure wish someone could love me, I’m really such a good girl. But just maybe Santa can find me a family for Christmas! Can you help him please? I promise to love you forever and ever if you do!! SPCA-Eastern Shore 26528 Lankford Highway • Onley • 757-787-7385 Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 think MODULAR. build GREEN. 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He never missed a game. This young man was still the smallest of the class when he entered high school. But his father continued to encourage him but also made it very clear that he did not have to play football if he didn’t want to. But the young man loved football and decided to hang in there. He was determined to try his best at every practice, and perhaps he’d get to play when he became a senior. All through high school he never missed a practice nor a game, but remained a bench. His faithful father was always in the stands, always with words of encouragement for him. When the young man went to college, he decided to try out for the football team as a “walk-on.” Everyone was sure he could never make the cut, but he did. The coach admitted that he kept him on the roster because he always puts his heart and soul to every practice, and at the same time, provided the other members with the spirit and hustle they badly needed. The news that he had survived the cut thrilled him so much that he rushed to the nearest phone and called his father. His father shared his excitement and was sent season tickets for all the college games. This persistent young athlete never missed practice during his four years at college, but he never got to play in the game. It was the end of his senior football season, and as he trotted onto the practice field shortly before the big play off game, the coach met him with a telegram. The young man read the telegram and he became deathly silent. Swallowing hard, he mumbled to the coach, “My father died this morning. Is it all right if I miss practice today?” The coach put his arm gently around his shoulder and said, “Take the rest of the week off, son. And don’t even plan to come back to the game on Saturday.” In the third quarter, when the team was ten points behind, a silent young man quietly slipped into the empty locker room and put on his football gear. As he ran onto the sidelines, the coach and his players were astounded to see their faithful teammate back so soon. “Coach, please let me play. I’ve just go to play today,” said the young man. The coach pretended not to hear him. There was no way he wanted his worst player in this close. Feeling sorry for the kid, the coach gave in. “All right,” he said. “You can go in.” Before long, the coach, the players and everyone in the stands could not believe their eyes. This little unknown, who had never played before was doing everything right. The opposing team could not stop him. He ran, he passed, blocked and tackled like a star. His team began to triumph. The score was soon tied. In the closing seconds of the game, this kid intercepted a pass and ran all the way for the winning touchdown. The fans broke loose. His teammates hoisted him onto their shoulders. Such cheering you’ve never heard! Finally, after the stands had emptied and the team had showered and left the locker room, the coach noticed that the young man was sitting quietly in the corner all alone. The coach came to him and said, “Kid, I can’t believe it. You were fantastic! Tell me what got into you? How did you do it?” He looked at the coach, with tears in his eyes, and said, “Well, you knew my dad died, but did you know that my dad was blind?” The young man swallowed hard and forced a smile, “Dad came to all my games, but today was the first time he could see me play, and I wanted to show him I could do it!” Page 36 Doing Your Part A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she’s in dire financial straits. She’s so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray...”God, please help me. I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the $ $ Lotto.” Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. She again prays...”God, please let me win the Lotto! I’ve lost my business, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well.” Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays...”My God, why have You forsaken me? I’ve lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don’t often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order.” Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself...”Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket” The Real Meaning of Education The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that that lit up her entire being. She said, “Hi, handsome. My name is Rose. I’m eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?” I laughed and enthusiastically responded, “Of course you may!” and she gave me a giant squeeze. “Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?” I asked. She jokingly replied, “I’m here to meet a rich husband, get married, have a couple of children, and then retire and travel.” “No seriously,” I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. “I always dreamed of having a college education and now I’m getting one!” she told me. After class we walked to the student union building and share a chocolate milkshake. We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this “time machine” as she shared her wisdom and experience with me. Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up. At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I’ll never forget what she taught us. She was introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor. Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, “I’m sorry I’m so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I’ll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell you what I know.” Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 As we laughed she cleared her throat and began: “We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing. There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success. “You have to laugh and find humor every day. You’ve got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die. We have so many people walking around who are dead and don’t even know it!” “There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up. If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don’t do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight. Anybody can grow older. That doesn’t take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding the opportunity in change.” “Have no regrets. The elderly usually don’t have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those with regrets.” She concluded her speech by courageously singing The Rose. She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives. At the years end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago. One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep. Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it’s never too late to be all you can possibly be. Definition of Speed Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says:”Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets Professional Interior Design Services, Space Planning, Renovation, Unique Gifts and Home Accessories, Furniture, Carpet, Area Rugs, Tile, Window Treatments, & Upholstery 61 Market St. Onancock, VA 23417 great space ETC. Hours: 10am-5pm Tues-Fri Sat 10am-4pm or by appointment 757.789.7744 greatspacetc@verizon.net BAKERS Electrical & Plumbing, Inc. Specializing in Commercial & Residential Installation & Repairs Water Treatment Underground Utilities 757-665-1867 Bennett Street • Parksley there before the arrow”. The second one says:”Ha! You think that’s fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet”. The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says:”You two know nothing about fast. My father works for the government. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!” Reindeer According to the Alaskan Department of Fish and game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers ‘till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen had to be a girl. We should’ve known! Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night, and NOT GET LOST! Looking for the latest Shore Secrets? Can’t find a copy of Shore Secrets at your favorite store? Please tell them to call us and find out how they can get copies! And please remember that Shore Secrets is solely supported by our advertisers. Make sure you pay them a visit, and thank them for being part of the Shore Secrets family! Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 Runninger’s Pharmacy 18465 Dunne Avenue 44 Market Street Parksley, VA 23421 Onancock, VA 23417 757-665-5200 757-787-3500 Free Prescription Delivery Service Store Hours: Monday - Friday: 8:00 AM - 6:00 PM Saturday - 8:00 AM - 1:00 PM After Hours Emergencies call 757-787-3784 Page 37 Like Father, Like Son And Other Gifts We Need to Take the Time to be Thankful For by Herm Rawlings March 22, 1961: The ship was being tossed like a cork in the sea. The large, violent waves seem to hit the small and old but still capable Coast Guard Cutter from every angle. The General Emergency alarm had been sounded after the last round of crashing picked up the aging 205 foot cutter and dropped her downward as if a large hand had total control of the ships fate. The young Third Class Petty Officer had arrived at his emergency station which, unfortunately for him, was located in the after steering compartment where every movement of the ship was amplified like being in the end car of a mind-bending roller coaster. He had gotten there fairly quickly as he was in the crews head with a few other crewmembers exhaustingly watching the remains of the afternoon meal being sucked down into the ships sewage system. It usually took the Second Class Petty Officer who shared the emergency location a few minutes to join him as he had to navigate the ships passages from the engine room. Without warning, the young Coastie felt the ship rise up again. Knowing it was going to be a rough ride, he grabbed onto one of the pipes rising from the deck to try and steady himself, preparing for the inevitable drop that would arrive in seconds. The tremendous crash of the old ships stern hitting the ocean jerked his hand from the pipe and sent him reeling around the compartment in almost a drunken like stagger. Unable to control his balance, he lost his footing and fell, hitting his head on an unknown object and causing a terrifying blackness to suddenly overtake his consciousness. Things we take for granted, like watching our children grow up or spending the holidays with our families, are things that our military men and women recignize as some of life’s greatest blessings. When he came to, and after shaking the proverbial cobwebs from his head, the first thing he noticed was the overwhelming calmness of the ride. He gingerly made his was out of the compartment and began looking around to see if everyone and everything was alright following the rough treatment they all had just received at the hands of King Neptune. But as he ventured further into the ship, one thing became increasingly evident. He was alone. Cautiously, he traversed through the berthing areas and mess deck hoping to find someone or something that would offer an explanation. Arriving on the bridge of the vessel, his level of confusion increased because everything appeared to still be in normal order (normal order with the exception of being the sole crewmember onboard). The engines were running as were Page 38 the various electronics located around the ships control center. Grabbing a microphone from one of the numerous radio sets, the young seaman squeezed the mic and called for help. No response came from the static filled speakers strategically arranged around the bridge. He switched from channel to channel repeating the effort, to no avail. “What the hell is going on?” he thought to himself. “Somebody’s got to be out there.” He went over to the chart table and examined the layout of the plotted course the ship was on prior to the storm. Picking up a pencil that had been rolling back and forth in time with the gentle rocking of the ship, he brushed away the eraser shavings that are always present on a working chart. According to the detailed markings, the ship should be within sight of the shoals that were directly off the starboard beam. He gazed out the porthole on the right side of the ship, straining his eyes to see any sign of land. Nothing. He hadn’t completely gotten over the effects of the blow to his head and was still a little woozy, so he walked lightly to the port side to take a look. “Maybe the ship drifted around and was heading in the other direction.” For some reason, he wasn’t surprised that he saw nothing off the port side either. “This doesn’t make any damn sense.” Now talking out loud realizing there was no one around to hear him. Visibility was excellent with not a cloud in the sky. The sun was shining brightly, engulfing the entire ship with radiant warmth. So many questions and not an answer for any of them. He wasn’t in a state of panic, just bewilderment as he made his way back down the ladder from the bridge. “How could 83 men just disappear without a trace?” The small boats used for evacuation of the ship were still intact. No sign of any type of struggle. Cleaning gear used for the daily morning cleanups was left as if the crewmembers were on a coffee break. Even the galley cook pots were billowing steam, waiting for the ingredients of the next meal to be thrown in. He walked around to the other side of the mess deck, picked up a cup and poured some coffee. Even that was still fresh, or as fresh as shipboard coffee can be. He made his way back to the bridge with coffee in hand, and sat down in the leather chair reserved for the Commanding Officer, took a deep breath and peered out over the bow towards the horizon. He remembered reading about similar situations like this in High School. Most of the stories were about planes and ships disappearing without a trace in places like the Bermuda Triangle and the Sea of Japan. A few were about boats that were actually found with no one onboard as if recently abandoned. He didn’t recall ever reading of survivors on these craft though. So if this was one of those occurrences, why was he still here? What purpose did it serve that he should be spared from the fate of his shipmates? Suddenly the realization of being alone was felt and he reached back with his left hand and pulled the wallet out of his back pocket. Opening it, he looked longingly at the wallet size portrait of his wife and son that she had placed in the plastic covering, without his knowledge, prior to his reporting onboard the ship for his first patrol a few months ago. Even though the photograph couldn’t talk, it conveyed a feeling of warmth and comfort to him when life got a little bit too hectic. “If I ever needed you guys, now’s the time.” He flipped the photo over to another picture and peered into the eyes of his father, sharply dressed out in the pristine dress white uniform of a naval officer. He was standing tall and proud holding his only son in his arms in front of the navy frigate, ready to leave port on another mission that Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 would take the veteran sailor away from his family. The young Coast Guardsman would never forget that day. It was the last time he would ever see his father again. The memories came flooding back. The look on his mothers face as the Navy Chaplain, who had arrived at the front door, explained that her husbands’ ship was lost at sea with no survivors. He remembered the tears his mother wept as she told him that daddy had gone away and wouldn’t be coming home again. It was twenty years later that he joined the U.S. Coast Guard against his mother’s wishes. Feeling it was his duty to carry on the sea-service tradition his father had begun. Then the total irony of his situation hit him. His father had been lost at sea and now he was apparently in a similar fate, albeit that he was still alive. Suddenly, he heard a low humming like sound in the distance. Aircraft engines! He bolted out of the Captains’ chair and grabbed a pair of binoculars that were hanging close by and ran to the port bridge wing. “Maybe it’s a search plane!” he thought as he began scanning the skies around him. Seeing nothing in the sky from this location, he quickly made his way to the starboard side and raised the binoculars once again. “They’ve got to see me!” Something caught his eye in the distance. He noticed what looked like five small birds flying in a vertical formation with each one staggered slightly behind the lead. “Those aren’t birds, they’re planes!” He couldn’t make out the type of aircraft he was staring at, but that didn’t make any difference right at this moment. He ran inside the bridge to the chartroom, grabbed two of the seldom used signal flags from the shelf and quickly exited the bridge. He jumped up the ladder to the lookout’s position, missing every other rung and began waving the bright red flags back and forth over his head in hopes the planes would see him. The aircraft, still in a tight formation, were getting closer every second, maintaining a course that would bring them directly over the ship. The young seaman continued to frantically wave the signal flags over his head, trying to grab the attention of his potential rescuers as the planes flew ever closer. That’s when he realized that the planes didn’t look like the search planes he was used to seeing with the Coast Guard. In fact, without realizing it, he had stopped waving the signal flags as the amazement of what he was seeing struck him. These aircraft looked exactly like vintage World War II fighter planes! The sound of the radios coming to life on the bridge below jolted him back from his momentary numbness. “Voices!” He flew back down the ladder into the bridge and jerked the microphone from its holder. But before he could say anything, an authoritative voice came through the speakers. “Vessel below, this is United States Navy Flight Squadron 19, are you in need of assistance, over.” He tried to suppress his excitement as he responded to the call from above. Trying not to leave anything out, he relayed the details of his situation in rapid fire succession. Finished, he waited for what seemed an eternity but really was only a few seconds. Then the speakers crackled to life again. “Vessel in distress, this is Flight 19. We have received your transmission and have contacted a rescue aircraft that’s in the vicinity and relayed your position. Estimated time of arrival should be within twenty minutes, out.” The overwhelming feeling of relief flooded over him as he placed the microphone back into its holder. “Alright!” he yelled out loud. “Time to get packing.” He quickly made his way down the steep metal ladder and headed for the berthing area. The deadness of the ship was still present but he didn’t have time to let it bother him. He had a lot to do before the rescue plan would arrive. In his state of excitement, he temporarily forgot the combination to the locker which kept all his clothes and personal items secure within Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 the tight confined space under his rack. More by habit then anything, he rotated the mechanism in the correct sequence and jerked the lock open. He then lifted the top of his rack and placed the prop bar into place, gaining him access to everything he owned onboard. Grabbing his folded duffle bag, he shook it out and hurriedly began shoving everything into the large green bag. Underwear, socks, T-shirts, a pair of civilian jeans, whatever was within his grasp, in it went. After filling the bag, he folded over the top of the flaps and placed the lock onto the metal tab and snapped it into place, locking the contents inside. “What else” he mumbled; having the feeling something was being forgotten. He looked at his watch and found that fifteen minutes had passed like a blink of an eye. “No time for that.” He grabbed the sea bag by the straps and dragged it up the ladder from the berthing area, not noticing how heavy the loaded down sack was when completely stuffed full. He stepped out of the hatch into the fresh air and headed, with sea bag in tow, for the rear of the ship when he again heard the sounds of approaching aircraft. These engines were noticeably heavier and slower than the previous planes. “Must be the rescue plane.” He figured he had time to get one of the rolled up wood and rope Jacobs Ladders from the boatswain’s hold to use for climbing down the side of the ship. Away he went, quickly scampering up the main deck towards the bow and down through the scuttle hatch into the small compartment. The space was just like the rest of the ship, still perfectly intact. He snatched the rolled up ladder that was lying on the deck and returned up to the main deck. This holiday season, please remember to give thanks for our military men and women, and say a special prayer, not just for those who serve, but also for their families that are left behind. As he emerged from the hatch carrying the ladder, a large splash was heard off the port bow with the sound of engines increasing power then slowing back down. He turned and saw that the rescue plane was about the same age as the fighters. It appeared to be an older twin engine aircraft with U.S. Navy markings. It had a large flat belly underneath and oblong pontoons extending down from the end of each wing which allowed the aircraft to safely land on water. When the seaplane taxied to a position about a hundred yards from the ship, the engines slowly died down and the large metal propellers came to a stop. Within seconds, a bottom hinged door on the side of the aircraft began to slowly open. With gravity taking effect, the heavy steel plated exit door fell open creating a loud smack as it hit the water. A rubber raft was pushed through the opening and two individuals followed quickly behind, positioning themselves one in front and one Page 39 at the rear of the drab green ten foot long inflatable. The men began paddling on opposite sides but in unison towards the drifting Coast Guard cutter. The young Coast Guard Petty Officer tied off the Jacobs Ladder and went to retrieve his sea bag as the small craft from the rescue plane approached the side of the ship. “Boy, am I glad to see you guys!” he said as he lowered his duffle bag to one of the men in the raft. Without speaking, the two crewmembers of the inflatable acknowledged the young man with a small nod of their heads and helped him onboard. Once situated, the three pushed the raft from the side of the cutter. The excited but relieved young Coastie’s attempt at conversation was met with a strange silence as the paddlers maneuvered the small craft around and headed back towards the seaplane. Slowly approaching the rescue plane, the young man noticed the appearance of someone in the opened exit hatch of the aircraft where the inflatable was launched from. The tall figure stood silently, intently watching the incoming rescue raft. Sunlight reflected brightly off the metal collar devises that suggested that this was an officer, perhaps the pilot himself. The stoic figure emitted a sense of authority but also, as they grew closer and closer, had a strange, increasing calming effect on the young seaman. The young Coastie physically felt the blood rush from his face and a feeling of total shock overtook him when the raft finally reached the side of the plane. He stared in utter disbelief into the eyes of the naval officer that was standing in front of him that he now recognized. He sat motionless in the raft. “It can’t be….” The officer, appearing no older then when they last saw each other twenty years ago, stretched out one arm and took the hand of his young offspring. “Welcome aboard son, I’ve been expecting you.” January 15, 1982: The 270 foot Coast Guard cutter was pitching violently in the twenty foot seas of the North Atlantic Ocean. The storm had seemingly come out of nowhere and caught the entire crew off guard. The Second Class Hospital Corpsmen had been summoned to sick bay to treat a crewmember that had twisted an ankle. He started down one of the ships ladders just as the vessel rose unusually high and slammed back down on the water. The sudden jolt caused him to lose his grip on the ladder and fall to the deck below, hitting his head and knocking him unconscious. From his pocket fell two pictures he always carried with him for good luck. One was of his wife and two young sons. The other was an older black and white photo of a proud naval officer in his pristine white dress uniform holding his infant son some forty years ago. The young Corpsman’s father had been lost at sea while in the Coast Guard two decades ago as had his navy officer grandfather twenty years before that. It was the only photo he had of them together. He had joined the service (against his mother’s wishes) to honor the memory of his father and grandfather and to carry on the family’s tradition of sea servic ... About the Author: Herm Rawlings lives in Atlantic, VA and in addition to working at Wallops Island is also part of the popular radio duo, Herm and Rayce. Originally from Pennsylvania, Herm’s contributions to Shore Secrets Magazine bring a marvelous blend of life experience, compassion and dedication, and frequently, his unique touch of humor. Thank you Herm! Page 40 What can a good massage therapist do for you? Writings about the benefits of massage therapy date back as far as 2000 B.C. Touch as a means of healing was developed in several places throughout the world, including China, Egypt, Japan and Greece. While many different types of touch were developed, one thing remained clear - massage therapy helps the body and the mind. Massage Therapy: • Strengthens the Immune System • Improves the body’s circulation • Enhances mental concentration • Relieves neck, back and joint aches • Promotes a more restful sleep • Reduces stress, anxiety and tension PINDER Massage Therapy & Spa Services 757-789-7611 20441 Market Street Onancock, VA 23417 Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 C hristmas, Shore Style This photograph was sent in by Pat Morgart of Bedford, PA. Pat writes us: “Spent last weekend in Chincoteague and had to share this photo with you and perhaps you will share with your readers. I was walking north on the Assateague Beach and came upon this snag tree which was probably “planted” there for the express purpose of creating a Sea Shell Tree. As you can see, each shell hangs on a twig sticking through a hole in the shell. Equally beautiful was the soft tinkling sound the shells made as the wind blew them together. I have no idea who created this thing of natural beauty but it is noteworthy. Almost a shore Christmas tree a bit early.” Republicans and Democrats Another eMail Forward A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, He decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. 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Youth and Adult Art Classes ESO Cabaret Series 7:30 PM Dec 4th - Sponsored by AccuTaxBallet, Tap, Ballroom, Tango, Jackie and Mr. B and the Boys Piano, Guitar, Strings, Fiddle, Jan 15th - Johnny MO Banjo, Oil Painting, Drawing, th Watercolor, Pottery, Jewelry, Jan 28 - “Orginials” Coffee House Feb 12th - Heather & Nathan Creative Writing, Poetry, Magic, Feb 25th - Dancing with Dragons Abrakadoodle, Karate, Yoga, March 12th - 7th Sense Art/Music/Ballet Workshops March 25th – Thelma & Erika ESO Summer Art Camp 25 years of Art on the Shore! 20th Anniversary “Swing” Nutcracker Ballet Featuring Bridgewater Candles www.floralexpressonline.com Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 Eastern Shore’s Own Arts Center 7:00 PM Dec 17, 18 • 2:00 PM Dec 19 Nandua High School $12 Advanced $15 at door $18 Reserved 757-442-3226 15293 King Street • Belle Haven, VA eso@esoartscenter.org • www.esoartscenter.org Page 41 Places of Worship Accomac Baptist Bible Church (757) 787-7909 24577 Front St Calvary Bible Church 757-442-3208 Front St. Drummondtown Baptist Church (757) 787-4339 23474 Front St Drummondtown United Methodist (757) 787-2772 23457 Drummondtown Rd Macedonia AME Church (757) 787-9506 St George’s Parish (757) 787-4892 23319 Back St St James Episcopal Church (757) 787-4892 23319 Back St St Luke AME Church (757) 787-2052 Assawoman Holy Unity Commandment Church (757) 678-0025 11240 Lankford Hwy Craddockville United Methodist (757) 442-9659 New Mission United Methodist Church 33464 Boston Rd (757) 678-7600 Eastville 8240 Trehernville Dr. Christ Episcopal Church (757) 678-7837 Bloxom 16304 Courthouse Rd, Bethel Baptist Church Johnson’s United Methodist (757) 824-5909 (757) 678-7707 14050 Bethel Church Rd, 11175 Bayside Rd Bloxom House of Prayer 25585 Shoremain Dr Guilford United Methodist 24450 Guilford Rd. Macedonia Baptist Church (757) 665-6441 27105 Nelsonia Rd Bread of Life Community Church (757) 414-0054 4388 Lankford Hwy St Thomas United Methodist Church (757) 665-6430 Clam (Bloxom) Cornerstone Seventh-Day (757) 442-6840 3431 Main St Union Baptist Church (757) 678-1280 15183 Lankford Hwy Ebenezer Baptist (757) 442-4824 9504 Occohannock Neck Rd Cape Charles Atlantic St John United Methodist Church (757) 824-0186 10352 Atlantic Rd Shiloh Baptist Church (757) 824-5786 Belle Haven Mt Sinai Holiness Tabernacle (757) 678-5178 5209 Stumptown Dr, Chincoteague Chincoteague Church Of God 757-336-5161 5252 Woodland Dr Christ United Methodist Church (757) 336-6394 6253 Church St Belle Haven United Methodist Church (757) 442-5844 Island Baptist Church 35446 Belle Haven Rd (757) 336-5645 3380 Willow St Birdsnest Antioch Baptist Church (757) 678-7749 8181 Bannister St Page 42 Exmore Bethel United Methodist Church (757) 442-3070 6369 Occohannock Neck Rd Assawoman United Methodist Church 757-824-4585 Bethel AME Church 12034 Atlantic Rd (757) 678-7866 15676 Courthouse Rd, Atlantic Baptist Church (757) 824-5034 10040 Atlantic Rd Craddockville Union Baptist Church (757) 336-5018 6365 Church St Epworth United Methodist Church (757) 442-6391 4158 Seaside Rd Exmore Baptist Church (757) 442-9491 11624 Occohannock Neck Rd Maranatha Baptist Church (757) 442-2501 12354 Lincoln Ave Mt Calvary Baptist Church (757) 442-4483 New Allen AME Church (757) 442-7958 7026 Bayside Rd St Mary’s Baptist Church (757) 442-9812 5836 Occohannock Neck Rd Franktown Franktown United Methodist Church (757) 442-3481 7551 Bayside Rd Hallwood St Paul on the Shore Lutheran Church (757) 824-3500 28281 Main St Horntown Dea’s Chapel (757) 824-3354 Horntown Baptist Church (757) 336-3324 Keller Church Of Christ (757) 787-7744 Gospel Temple Baptist Church (757) 787-9465 Hollies Baptist Church (757) 787-4655 17691 Hollies Church Rd Mears Memorial United Methodist (757) 789-3207 Mappsville First Baptist Church (757) 824-5166 29270 Metompkin Rd Miracle Temple of Faith (757) 824-0064 15505 Lankford Hwy Marionville Red Bank Baptist Church (757) 442-4161 9202 Seaside Rd Melfa Gaskins Chapel AME Church (757) 787-7645 Melfa United Methodist Church (757) 787-8860 19444 Main St Rock Church of the Eastern Shore (757) 787-7625 27112 Lankford Hwy Snead’s Memorial Methodist Church (757) 442-5922 Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 Modest Town Modest Town Baptist Church (757) 665-6945 16508 Metompkin Rd Nassawadox Bethel Baptist Church (757) 442-6861 7638 Bayside Rd Miracle Temple of Faith Church (757) 442-3346 9423 Hospital Ave New Church Chincoteague Baptist Church (757) 336-3324 First Baptist Church (757) 824-0493 31027 Depot St Friendship United Methodist (757) 824-0750 32347 Chincoteague Rd St Mark’s United Methodist Church (757) 824-5852 Rr 710 Oak Hall Downings United Methodist Church 757-824-4585 7261 Lankford Hwy Onancock Bethel AME Church (757) 787-7516 40 Boundary Ave Broadway Baptist Church (757) 787-9425 15341 Broadway Rd Cashville United Methodist Church (757) 787-2621 15599 Cashville Rd Holy Trinity Episcopal Church 757-787-4430 66 Market Street Market Street United Methodist (757) 787-4873 75 Market St Metropolitan United Methodist (757) 787-8373 21445 Bayside Rd Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 Mt Nebo Baptist Church (757) 787-7069 Naomi Makemie Presbyterian (757) 787-1331 Market & Lee St New Jerusalem Faith Church (757) 787-1004 40 Boundary Ave Onancock Baptist Church (757) 787-4348 1 Crockett Ave St Luke AME Church (757) 787-3538 Onley Central Baptist Church (757) 787-7148 27140 Lankford Hwy Church Of Jesus Christ of LDS (757) 787-1850 26133 Onley Rd Faith Baptist Church (757) 787-1351 Rt 13 Onley Baptist Church (757) 787-7140 25462 Coastal Blvd Onley United Methodist Church (757) 787-4155 25642 E Main St St Peters Catholic Church (757) 787-4592 25236 Coastal Blvd Painter Holy Trinity Baptist Church (757) 442-3261 14191 Trinity Ln New Mt Olive Baptist Church (757) 442-3560 13444 Hacksneck Rd New Mount Zion Baptist Church (757) 442-9805 17450 Coal Kiln Rd Shiloh Baptist Church (757) 442-2739 31559 Boston Rd Parksley Adams United Methodist Church (757) 665-4483 23532 Lee Mont Rd Calvary United Methodist Church (757) 665-6445 21475 Hopkins Rd Faith Assembly of God (757) 665-4257 22593 Lee Mont Rd Grace United Methodist Church (757) 665-1992 18484 Wilson Ave Kingdom Hall-Jehovah’s Witness (757) 665-5607 18308 Lankford Hwy Metompkin Baptist Church (757) 665-4135 Miracle Temple Deliverance Center (757) 665-7710 24345 Bennett St Parksley Baptist Church (757) 665-5695 24359 Adelaide St United Christian Church (757) 665-5029 24284 Cooke St Woodberry United Methodist (757) 665-6420 18121 Lankford Hwy Zion Baptist Church (757) 665-6288 26381 Metompkin Rd Pungoteague Harborton United Methodist Church (757) 442-9390 MT Olive Baptist Church 757-824-0226 25365 Saxis Rd Saxis Saxis United Methodist (757) 854-3940 20137 Saxis Rd Tangier Swain Memorial Church (757) 891-2241 16152 Main St Temperanceville Acts Apostolic Church 757-824-0901 9431 Jerusalem Rd Atlantic United Methodist Church 757-824-0607 Emanuel Episcopal Church (757) 824-5043 26405 Horsey Rd Jerusalem Baptist Church (757) 824-0178 10011 Jerusalem Rd Mt Olive Baptist Church (757) 854-1660 25365 Saxis Rd St John Methodist Church (757) 824-5085 Tabernacle Baptist Church (757) 824-5840 5224 Fleming Rd Wachapreague Grace Independent Methodist (757) 787-4925 Pungoteague Community Church (757) 442-9596 15346 Pungoteague Rd Herbert Baptist Church (757) 787-2438 St George Episcopal Parish (757) 787-4892 St Georges Cir, Ocean View United Methodist Church (757) 787-2101 Main St St Pauls Ame Church 757-442-7315 30118 Bobtown Rd Sanford Halls Chapel Church (757) 824-3381 Withams Mt Zion Independent Methodist (757) 824-5927 Editors Note: Our Church section is truly a work in progress. Please let us know if there are corrections, additions or deletions as we strive to bring you the most comprehensive directory possible. Page 43 Sometime back I was trying to explain to someone what it was like here, what the Shore meant to me. These are the words I wrote, and they are as true today as they were years ago. When I see this bridge, my heart knows, I’m home. “There’s something about just driving across the span of the bridge - the air automatically seems lighter, and the rest of the world with all of its problems and worries are left on the distant shore. Sometimes at night, Lennie and I would sit on the dock, the moon lighting up the entire creek, the water becoming a mirror of the most amazing glass, and the only sound you could hear was the wind, angrily beating against the pine boughs harbored above us; calm and defiant all rolled up into one package; a picture of contradictions which provide the essence of its beauty. It is unique; and it’s home. Here, time stands still. In a way it almost renews my spirit, and that will never change.” Page 44 Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 0 1 0 2 of Shore Secrets Magazine Best of 2010 Awards! Back by Popular Demand! How often do you take the time to stop and say “Thank You” to your favorite retailer or restaurant? Well, here’s your opportunity to let your favorite businesses, Charitable Organizations, Special Venues and More know how much you appreciate them! In addition to many of the same categories which were such a big hit last year, we’ve also added some new categories by special request! Your vote should clearly identify those businesses and organizations that you feel bring us the “Very Best of the Shore”. Since we are in fact, a magazine dedicated to Virginia’s Eastern Shore, please limit your votes to those businesses and organizations located in Accomack or Northampton Counties only. All votes must be received no later than February 15, 2011. Fill out the entry form located on the back of this page and mail to: Shore Secrets Magazine PO Box 876 Accomac, Virginia 23301 Or Email to: editor@shoresecretsmagazine.com Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 Shore Secrets �������� Awarded To Your Favorite Store 10 of 20 Voted Best Retail Establishment 2010 Shore Secrets Magazine Page 45 10 0 f2 o 2010 Best Of Categories Best Hamburger Best Sporting Goods Store Best Crabcake Best Marina/Marine Supply Store Best Steak Best Department Store Best Seafood Best Auto Supply / Service Best Breakfast Best Thrift Shop Best Overall Restaurant Best Hardware / Home Store Best Ice Cream Shop Best Veterinarian Best Cup of Coffee Best Food / Grocery Store Best Bakery Best Doctor / Health Care Best Ethnic Food Restaurant Best Dentist Best Jewelry Store Best Florist / Nursery Best Bank Best Contractor / Builder Best Antique Store / Mall Best Pharmacy Best Gift Shop Best Lodging Best Community Service Organization Best Hair Salon / Barber Best Convenience Store Best Arts / Crafts / Local Arts Store Best Entertainment Arts / Cultural Venue Best Customer Service Best Insurance Company Best Nightclub / Evening Venue Best Landscaping Company Best Real Estate Company Best Overall Value on the Shore Best Special Event Best Computer / Repair Store Best New Business Opened in 2010 of 2010 Please limit your nominations to businesses located in Accomack and Northampton Counties only, including the towns of Chincoteague and Tangier. Nominations not located within the Eastern Shore of Virginia will be disqualified. Since some businesses such as banks, convenience stores, grocery stores, etc have numerous locations, please make sure you include the actual location of the business you are nominating. Page 46 Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 Shopping Thrify? Or Shopping Smart? When I was growing up, thrift shops were cluttered, poorly lit stores often found in the “shady” part of town, somewhere that less privileged people went to buy warm clothes in the winter, or the occasional collector might drop in digging around for some elusive trinket he couldn’t seem to find anywhere else. By the time I was in my teens, the thrift shop had taken on a new look; and were markedly brighter, well organized and offered a surprisingly good selection of “vintage” clothing that was so sought after in the seventies. When I became a young adult with a family of my own, the thrift shops held untold values as I tried desperately to decorate our home on our meager budget. You never knew when you would run across an end table that would fit perfectly beside your sofa, or even a kitchen cabinet or two. And then of course, when my kids reached their teens, and the onset of designer labels hit the racks, thrift shops became the only way I could afford to dress myself after spending every last dime plus maxing out the credit cards on the kids “must have or die” wardrobes. Today, thrift stores hold a popular and trendy spot amongst the larger chain stores, and have been joined by the increasingly popular consignment shops, home of attractively styled “gently used clothing” and much, much more. To be completely honest, thrift shops have become the new vogue in shopping expeditions, and I have to say, I’m much happier coming home with ten bags of assorted merchandise for half the money I would spend on one item in some other stores. shelves, some dating back to the early 1800’s, many in extraordinarily good condition. There is amber glass and pressed glass, ruby glass and cobalt blue glass. Old antique kitchen utensils, cigar boxes, and advertising paraphernalia. A china cabinet proudly boasts a large collection of collectible Christmas plates, and the walls are filled with prints of every imaginable description; Ethan Allen prints, tin signs, famous prints, as well as mirrors. If you need lamps, they are sure to have one to fit almost any décor, along with a good selection of wood stoves to keep you warm this winter. There are antique tools, oyster tins, even an old floor model radio, and we can’t forget the large selection of collectible steins or brassware. Looking for silver? A beautiful imitation Paul Revere coffee or tea pot holds the place of honor on one of the tables, alongside other attractive pieces of even more silver as well as a nice selection of pewter. “We just sold all three antique mantles we had” says Rick “I want to try and get a few more in, they are pretty popular.” Turning and heading to the opposite end of the building, he quickly adds “Look, did you see this? We just got this in, it’s an old watering bottle for chickens, isn’t that something?” Indeed, Accomac Pickers restocks merchandise frequently, sometimes every day, and one visit to the store surely won’t be your last as if you’re like me, you’ll find yourself returning often, never knowing what you might miss out on if you wait too long between visits. “Scotty” Rick stops and laughs “Scotty is always out buying something; you never know what he’s going to come back here with.” Scotty Scott, Rick’s partner and undisputed best friend, laughs quietly as he listens to Rick ramble on about some of the adventures he’s taken him on in their search for new and different items to bring into the little store. The camaraderie between the two men is almost tangible, and their offbeat humor and easy banter is a complimentary and pleasant bonus to your shopping trip. The Treasure Chest in Parksley, run by the Floyds offers gifts for the entire family, collectible trains, antiques, beautiful furniture and more. Yet, despite their popularity, I’m sure there are many of you out there saying “Oh I’d have no problem shopping at a thrift store for myself, but to buy Christmas gifts? I could never do that!” Well, if there is in fact any of you that feel that way, let’s take a peek at some of the many thrift stores and consignment stores we have right here on the Shore and see if you haven’t changed your mind by the time we’re finished. To begin, these stores aren’t just about clothing. Take for example Accomac Pickers, the newest addition to this wonderful style variety store, located on Front Street in Accomac. Walking in the door, you are immediately taken back by the massive amounts of “stuff” that is shoved into every available nook and cranny. “We don’t call it stuff, we call it merchandise” laughs Rick Matthews, co-owner and chief sales person at the little store. “We’re learning as we go” he explains “people keep asking us if we have something, and so we’re trying to get a good selection of what people are looking for.” Looking around, there is definitely a good selection. And if you’re patient, and a tad bit curious like myself you will be amazed at what you will find. Antique books line numerous Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 A lighted china cabinet displays a beautiful assortement of collectible plates, Pfaltzgraff, cut glass, antique glassware and more at Accomac Pickers. Rick and Scotty have also begun placing a few things on eBay if you can’t find quite what you’re looking for among the nicely stocked shelves. “We come across some things that I just don’t think would be big hits here locally” explains Rick “For example, we just sold a gold finder, it’s kind of like a metal detector, only you use it to look for gold.” Scotty interrupts to explain further “I kind of figured that would go out to Colorado or somewhere around there. The guy who won the auction is from California.” Occasionally, someone will bring in something to sell that Rick feels they would get a better price for if they sold it online. “We want to be fair” says Rick “for example, someone just brought in a really nice, pretty old set of sterling silver. That’s an eBay item, he will get a much higher price on eBay for that than we could Page 47 get him here, and we want him to be happy.” One thing’s for sure, no matter whom you’re shopping for, there is sure to be something tucked away at Accomac Pickers for pretty much everyone on your Christmas list. Over in Parksley, you will find a veritable treasure trove of unique and exciting items in a little story aptly named the Treasure Chest, owned by local residents, the Floyds. Rummaging through the multitude of glassware, vintage toy trains, collectibles for every taste including nautical and decoys, I find myself returning time and time again to a beautiful old antique Hoosier cabinet that would fit perfectly in my breakfast room. Of course, as is always the case, I have to remind myself that I’m not shopping for “me” though and so I tear myself away, losing myself in the wonderful selection of sparkling cut glass, authentic railroad paraphernalia and a fascinating collection of old toys. On the other end of town, just a few doors down from Jaxon’s Hardware, you will find still another thrift shop, this one run by the CSB. Clothing, knick knacks, collectibles and more, there is always a large selection to choose from. artists, collectible glassware, cut glass, fishing lures, paintings, furniture, toys, vintage clothing, jewelry and more, you literally could spend a day at the Blue Crow and finish up your entire Christmas list in one easy stop. If it’s Christmas decorations you’re looking for, you can find them as well, many of the items are handmade right here on the Shore, offering a local, Shore touch such as tiny fishing boats, or crab pots, light houses and various fish or birds native to our area, all attractively created to look beautiful hanging on your Christmas tree. Their selection of local artwork, both paintings as well as photography is awesome, and from a personal perspective, every year since I’ve been back on the Shore, at least one person on my list each and every year has received one of these breathtaking pieces of art. In addtion to one of the largest selections of antiques and collectibles in the area, the Blue Crow in Painter has a wonderful assortment of Christmas items. Warm and attractive winter coats are displayed at the Hospice Thrift Store in Oak Hall, ranging from dress coats to hunting coats, ski jackets to rain coats. As we traveled up and down the Shore checking out different shops, one of the most exciting finds for us was A – Z in Temperanceville. Although we’d passed by the long, white building on many occasions, always with the same comment “We really need to go in there one day” we had somehow just never seemed to find the time. So we were on a “mission” to check out as many places as we could this day, we finally made the stop. And wow, what a great decision that was! Walking in the door you take in massive amounts of merchandise in every nook and cranny. Yet despite the large quantities, it is attractively displayed and has a distinct order of arrangement, making it easy for you to find whatever item you may have come in there to buy. Small appliances have their own special place, shoes on yet another rack just down the aisle. There are tons of Christmas decorations, appliances, collectibles, glassware, and a very, very impressive display of stunningly attractive furniture, running the gambit from bedroom suits, dining room furniture and numerous comfy, yet stylish living room pieces. Of course, one can’t talk about shopping, in any context, not just “thrift” shopping, without stopping by the Blue Crow, despite the fact that the Blue Crow truly doesn’t fall into that category. As you all know, the Blue Crow Antique Mall is without a doubt, one of my favorite stores on the Shore, and where you are apt to find me on any given day, browsing the aisles and booths for hours. The Blue Crow is actually a consignment venue, various dealers from up and down the East Coast exhibiting their wares in attractively arranged spaces, the quality of merchandise most assuredly some of the best anywhere around. From antique decoys to hand carved shore birds from local Page 48 In Tasley, you’ll find the Food Bank Thrift Store, offering a wonderful selection of clothing, household items, collectibles, games, furniture, and a positively amazing assortment of beautiful jewelry, in fact, some of the prettiest pieces of sterling silver jewelry I’ve ever found in my travels. Hospice of the Eastern Shore has three thrift shops, located in Oak Hall, Onancock and Exmore, and you really need to make a point to spend some time in each one. “Thrift stores are a great way to stretch your family’s dollars any time of the year, but especially during the holiday/giving season” says Marge Paone, Administrative Assistant at the Hospice office in Onancock. “You can find extremely good prices on merchandise that is almost brand new, including designer clothes, jewelry, electronics, furniture and much more.” My daughter and I frequently visit the shop on Market Street in Onancock, and each and every visit is like walking into a store for the very first time, since the inventory is added to so frequently. Obviously someone with a keen sense of decorating was responsible for the set up there, because the racks of clothing are perfectly displayed, items hung neatly by color as well as function (for example, you’re not going to find a random coat hanging on a rack with blue jeans), and the displays of glassware, decorations and household items are all arranged with a keen eye for style and flair. And if you’re looking for furniture, you can certainly find anything you need and more. “Speaking of furniture, you can also pick up some really nice antiques or near antique furnishings at times as well” explains Marge. Like other thrift stores that are sponsored to support community organizations, Hospice Thrift Stores accept donations from the community, creating a true “green” shopping experience. “Hospice recycles as much as possible of what is donated but can’t be sold, including taking torn blankets, sheets and towels which go to the SPCA to be used for bedding for their animals. We also take torn and extremely worn cotton t-shirts and cut them up to use for rags in the store and at the Hospice offices” says Marge “But most items donated to us are given a quick sprucing up or refreshShore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 ing and put out on the floor to be repurposed by some new owner.” It truly is amazing the vast array of items that you can find. For example, we’ve found Longaberger Baskets as well as Antique Baskets, some Roseville Pottery, another time there was some Fiestaware. Boyd’s Bears and Antique toys, even some Sterling Silver flatware. Depression glass, Mikasa Crystal, Lennox Vases, even a few original oil paintings and local artwork. Looking for tools? You can run across both modern and antique tools, power tools and even lawn equipment. Heck, you never know, they’ve even been known to have a boat or car for sale. Antique furniture, even some of that awesome 20’s and 40’s kitchen collectibles. So you see, you just never know until you take a few hours to browse around, and I can promise you, you won’t be sorry. One of the newest shops to enter the market place is Accomac Pickers, on Front Street in Accomac, offers antiques, collectibles, furniture and more. At the Hospice Thrift Shop in Onancock, you will find a wide array of Christmas related items in addition to like new (or even new) clothing, gifts, and more. After spending the day racing around the Shore and filling our car overly full with those bargains we simply couldn’t live without (and I might mention here that we literally couldn’t get another matchstick in our car, an SUV so it’s not a small car, if we had tried, and all total, had spent less than $75.00) we found ourselves back where we had started, sitting around enjoying the camaraderie at Accomac Pickers. A few customers ambled in, browsing through the shelves and tables, commenting on various items here and there. A lady held up an old portrait made of tin, truly an old, vintage item, and asked Rick if he knew who it was. Rick smiled and walked over to her, taking the picture from her hands and pointing to the image, and began the dialogue that never fails to make me smile. “I’m so glad you asked” he says “This is actually a picture of John Wilkes Boothe, taken when he was in college, a very rare find, not many people have ever had the opportunity to see this likeness of him.” The woman quickly takes the picture back from him, examining it closely, turning it over to check the back for any sign of its authenticity. Naturally, Rick quickly laughs and says “No, actually I have no idea who it is, but I like my John Wilkes story better than the truth, it’s a little more interesting.” Still laughing, he comes back to sit down,. “You know, it’s just amazing the history you can find here” as he bursts into peals of laughter again. Oh yes, it’s like I said above, the shop holds marvelous trinkets and bargains, but the laughter and memories of the experience you take away are worth their weight in gold. So whether it’s a thrift shop or a consignment shop, an antique shop or a flea market, one thing is for sure, you can definitely wrap up your Christmas shopping with some absolutely perfect gifts. The nice thing is, you’re not just giving your family or friends or co-worker a gift, you’re doing a whole lot more. For those community sponsored shops, you’re truly helping a worthy cause, and after all, that is kinda the reason for the season is it not? And of course, with the money you’ll save, and it will be a large sum, I promise, you’re giving yourself a gift as well. Just think of what you can do with that extra money, for us, I just might not have to choose between paying the electric bill and buying gifts for my family this year, thanks to shops like these, I just may be able to do both! Unique Gift Ideas Find a unique coffee mug and fill it with a homemade hot chocolate or coffee mix, all tied up with a big bow. Tie a big red ribbon around an old decoy or other wildlife statue, stick in a gift bag and you have the perfect gift! Pick up an assortment of old spoons and an old metal plate. A small hole drilled in the neck of each spoon and along the plate edges allows you to attach spoons with monofilament fishing line and makes an awesome, memorable wind chime. A gift bag filled with tissue wrapped Christmas ornaments comes in handy in any household. Several tables displaying Christmas items greet the shoppers as they arrive at Accomac Pickers, from candles to wreaths to ornaments and glassware. Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 A pyrex or corning ware dish becomes a more personal gift when filled with your homemade bread and the gift card can be your own special recipe! Page 49 Recipes to Rave About I love to cook during the cold winter months, and am always searchuing out new recipes to enjoy. Here are a few of my favorites! New Year’s Day Hoppin’ John 1 Tblsp olive oil Sliced Jowl Bacon 1 cup onion, chopped 1/2 cup chopped green pepper 1 Tblsp minced garlic 1 pound black-eyed peas 1 quart chicken stock Salt, black pepper, and cayenne Heat oil in a large pot, add the jowl bacon and brown lightly, then cut into bite size pieces. Add the onion, green pepper, and garlic, cook until done. Add the black-eyed peas, stock, and seasonings to taste. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer for 45 minutes, or until the peas are tender, stirring occasionally. Serve over hot cooked rice. Looking for something to do with the leftover turkey from the holidays? Try this quick and easy meal for a different twist! Turkey Tetrazzini 1/4 cup butter 2/3 cup diced onion 1/4 cup flour 2 cups milk 1 tsp salt 1/2 tsp poultry seasoning 1/4 tsp ground mustard 1 cup shredded sharp cheese, 1 small can sliced mushrooms 1 pound cooked turkey, cubed Preheat the oven to 400°.. Cook 8 ounces of pasta (I prefer angel hair or very thin spaghetti) until done. Melt butter and add the onion; cook stirring, until tender and clear. Stir in the flour and gradually stir in milk. Add salt, pepper, poultry seasoning and mustard. Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly until the mixture thickens. Remove from the heat and add 3/4 cup of the cheese, stirring until cheese melts, then add the mushrooms to sauce. Put a layer of pasta in the bottom of a 9x13 inch baking dish, followed by a layer of turkey, and then a layer of cheese sauce. Repeat the layers. Sprinkle remaining 1/4 cup cheese over top. Bake for 25 minutes. A great meal for those cold winter evenings! Cajun Jambalaya 2 tsp olive oil 2 chicken breasts, cubed 8 oz. spicy smoked sausage, diced 1 onion, diced 1 green pepper, diced 2 Tblsp minced garlic 1/4 tsp red pepper Page 50 1/2 tsp onion powder salt and pepper to taste 2 cups uncooked white rice 4 cups chicken stock 2 tsp Worcestershire sauce 1 tsp Texas Pete Heat oil in a large pan over medium heat. Saute chicken and sausage until lightly browned. Stir in onion, pepper and garlic. Sir in the red pepper, onion powder, salt and pepper. Cook 5 minutes, or until onion is tender. Add rice, then stir in chicken stock. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat, cover, and simmer 20 minutes, until rice is tender. Stir in the Worcestershire sauce and Texas Pete. One of my favorite side dishes, winter or summer, it just can’t be beat. Southern Fried Cabbage 3 slices bacon, cooked 1/3 cup oil 1 tsp salt 1 tsp pepper 1 head cabbage, cored and sliced 1 onion, chopped 1 tsp sugar Heat oil in a large frying pan over medium heat, add cabbage and onion and season with salt and pepper. Stir in sugar. Cook until tender and onion is clear. Stir in crumbled bacon. Another favorite winter treat, warm apple cobbler fresh out of the oven, just the way my grandmother used to make. Apple Cobbler 3 cups flour 1 cup sugar, divided 1 1/2 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp salt 1/2 cup butter 2 eggs 1 Tblsp vanilla 3 Tblsp milk 8 cups thinly sliced and peeled apples 2 Tblsp tapioca Topping:: 1 Tblsp milk, 3/4 tsp sugar, 1/4 tsp ground cinnamon Combine flour, 1/4 cup sugar, baking powder and salt. Blend in butter until crumbly. In seperate bowl, beat eggs and vanilla; add to crumb mixture. Add in the milk and to form soft dough. Put half of the dough into the bottom of a greased 13-in. x 9-in. pan. Chill remaining dough. Mix apples with tapioca, cinnamon and remaining sugar; place over dough in pan. On a lightly floured surface, roll chilled dough to fit top of pan. Place over apples and brush with milk. Combine sugar and cinnamon; sprinkle on top. Bake at 350° for 45-50 minutes. 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Old fashioned prices. Fresh, Eastern Shore seafood, prime cut steaks, friendly atmosphere, prompt service , home-style cooking and old fashioned prices. Weekdays 5:00 AM - 8:00 PM Sundays 6:00 AM - 6:00 PM 757-442-2313 4264 Main St Exmore, VA 23350 An Eastern Shore Tradition For Over 50 Years. Page 51 He, She and Baby Makes 3 A Threefold Look At Today’s Controversial Issues I am not a shopper. I despise the mall, I hate standing in line at any store, positively loathe trying to push my way through the crowds only to find that the item I was headed for was snatched up by the rude woman in front of me who almost knocked me down without so much as an excuse me. This is one of the reasons I enjoy Christmas on the Shore so very much, because you just simply do not have to deal with those types of experiences here. But as always seems to be the case, at some point during the holidays we inevitably find ourselves going across the Bay. Whether it be for that can’t live without item on my son’s Christmas list that can only come from Bass Pro Shops, or because for some insane reason, we feel the need to go over to enjoy the Christmas lights along the oceanfront, we just never seem to be able to avoid the nightmare that always ensues. For you see, if there is anything in this world that I despise more than shopping, it’s traffic. It’s only been about a month ago that my daughter and I made the four hour drive back home to visit with my grandson. After thoroughly enjoying the short time we had together, we left there a little after dinnertime, thinking that we would avoid most of the end of the weekend traffic. Things went relatively smoothly all the way up through Richmond, down through Williamsburg, and then just past Newport News, bam, we came to a screeching halt. Minutes slowly, very slowly ticked by and we barely moved. In fact, at the end of two hours, we still had not made it so far as the Hampton Roads Tunnel. Traffic inched along, and a short time later we finally came around a small curve in the road. Glancing up ahead of us to see if she could determine exactly what had turned I-64 into a parking lot, Lennie suddenly, very angrily exclaimed “Are you serious right now?” I looked up, searching the road in front of me, and couldn’t see a single thing to explain this mess. Asking her what she was talking about, she literally growled at me “Do you see that sign?” Up ahead on an overhang was a very large sign, lights flashing brightly, that read simply “Caution! Congestion ahead, be alert.” Like my daughter, my blood was boiling as she continued to release all her pent up frustration on the unsuspecting ears of anyone even remotely close to our car “Up ahead? What the heck (expletive deleted out of respect for our readers) about the five miles of traffic behind us? Do they honestly think we don’t already know there’s traffic ahead? We’re sitting in a parking lot oh I don’t know, you think that might be a clue? And the best part, congratulations America, our tax dollars are paying for the Government’s stupidity, as usual.” Unfortunately, this is only one incident in a long, long string of traffic related misery that raises my blood pressure, threatens my sanity and assaults everyone even remotely connected to my life with a string of cursing from me that is worthy of a sailor. I suppose the big thing that really gets to me is that each and every time I end up dealing with some moron, or if you’re in the city, an entire population of morons, that I left sitting there wondering exactly where did these people obtain their drivers license? I am starting to think that perhaps you can order them off of eBay, sans any kind of testing, because wow, people sure don’t understand anything about the rules of the road. Take for example the Sunday driver. He or she moseys on along at say forty miles per hour; naturally they’re in the left lane, preventing you from passing them, since there is another string of drivers in the She Says Page 52 right lane to begin with. They touch their brakes, pointing at this tidbit of scenery or another, then they speed up a little, you can see them talking animatedly amongst themselves in the car, completely oblivious to the line of traffic that has built up behind them. I am sorry; I just don’t quite understand this at all. Personally, if I want to take a leisurely drive to enjoy some scenery, it’s not going to be on an Interstate. There are plenty of back roads all over Virginia that are perfect for that purpose, I-64 or I-95 are not two of them. Next we have what my sister used to angrily call the “rubber neckers.” She commuted back and forth to DC everyday where she worked for the FCC, so she most assuredly got to see her share of these maddening people. Okay, so a police officer has stopped someone for speeding and is pulled off on the side of the road. Or maybe someone has a flat tire. There might even be an accident, pulled off quickly by law enforcement and rescue personnel to the side of the road. None of these people are having a good day, obviously. Do you somewhere in that pea brain of yours think that since someone else is having a bad day that your slowing down to five miles an hour so that you can turn your neck backwards like Linda Blair in the Exorcist to stare at them is really going to help anyone else have a good day? No, you’re an idiot and the police should be pulling you over for being stupid. In fact, that’s a traffic law that I’d vote for in a heartbeat “Failure to use your brain while driving.” It should be punishable with a life sentence. Then there is the whole issue of merging traffic. Webster’s defines merge as: “to blend or come together without abrupt change.” This does not mean you come to a dead stop and sit there until there is not a car in sight. It means you check the road, determine the speed you need to enter safely into the line of traffic, and you either slow down or speed up according and ENTER the traffic. And perhaps even more annoying, in the case of road construction, if you see a sign along your path that says “Road Construction, Right Lane Closed in 2 Miles Merge Left” it does not, by any stretch of the imagination, definitely does not mean that you race ahead blindly, thinking you are just going to slip easily into the left lane at the last possible minute. Seriously? Do you have any idea how much of a royal pain you people are? With 75% of the cars trying to merge at the last possible minute, what happens? Come on, you’re smart enough to be able to read this article, so obviously there is a little intelligent life in there somewhere. Well, perhaps your brain is off on vacation this week, so I’ll spare you the trouble of trying to figure it out. You are going to cause a huge, huge traffic jam. With the left lane already moving slower since it’s accommodating two lanes of traffic instead of one, and 75% of you people trying to enter that line of traffic all at one time, traffic isn’t going to slow down, it’s going to stop as we are forced to sit there and let all of you idiots into our lane, the lane WE merged into two miles back. Well, for anyone out there who knows my car, or my daughter’s car, you can sit there in that right lane till the earth stops rotating, because you’re not getting in front of me. I will ride the bumper of the car in front of me as closely as possible and still be safe, because you are not going to make me pay the price for your ignorance. And texting and driving, well, that’s just a topic that we really shouldn’t even have to cover. I mean seriously, do you really think you can carry on a conversation in a text and still pay attention to the road? Somewhere in my travels, I don’t really remember where, I read a billboard that really grabbed my attention. It said “In the time it takes you to pick up your phone and look down to check a text message, driving Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 55 MPH you have traveled the length of a football field.” Now, if you think about a football field and how many cars can be lined up bumper to bumper from one end to the other, that’s a whole lot of devastation and destruction you could wreak while you’re texting your boyfriend that you’re running late. And for you people sitting at home texting your friends and family, you’re just as guilty as the driver, or don’t you even care that you are putting their lives, as well as the other innocent drivers around them, in danger? Is asking them what time they’ll be home, or what’s for dinner so danged important that you are willing to risk them getting killed over it? Perhaps you need to rethink your priorities. The bottom line is, if you’re looking at your phone, you’re not looking at the road. I don’t care if you’re on an interstate or a back road; it only takes a second, literally a split second for a car, or a dog, or a deer or a small child to dart out in front of you. Of course we can’t talk about traffic without confronting those people who seem to think if they drive 80 miles an hour they’re going to still make that meeting that in reality they should have left home for thirty minutes ago. It’s not our fault you’re late, make a phone call, tell them you’re on your way and slow down before you kill us all. Worse of course is the person who just likes to fly down the highway because well, because they can and they think that makes them something special. Well, you’re special alright, though I dare say it’s not in the context you were aiming for. Couple other things that bear mentioning as well. You know that little knob on the side of your steering column? No, not the windshield wiper, the other one. Yeah, that thing. It’s called a turn signal, and I can promise you that car manufactures’ do not put them in your car for decoration. Use them. And another thing. If your windshield wipers are worn out, replace them. If your headlight is burned out, get a new one. And if your brakes are grinding metal, it’s time to get new ones. Driving down the road at 75 MPH with no brakes makes you the equivalent of a suicide bomber on wheels. And then, there’s drunk driving. It is so very sad that this is even an issue. I don’t care how much you’ve had to drink, if you’ve been drinking, you don’t belong behind the wheel. You might think you’re perfectly fine, but the fact is, you’re not. If alcohol didn’t affect us so adversely, it wouldn’t be a controlled substance now would it? Yeah it can make you happy (though you might be interested to know that the only alcohol that isn’t a depressant is Tequila) and yeah, it can add to your good times for your night out, but it’s not going to be much fun when you wake up in the hospital, if you wake up at all, because you misjudged that last curve, or thought the car passing you was just a wee bit further over in his lane than he really was. Or even worse, how about living with your conscious for the rest of your life knowing you killed that young mom and her 2 year old daughter that you broadsided? Sadly, I know your type and absolutely nothing I say here is going to matter to you. You don’t think you’ve had too much, you’re only going a few miles down the road, you’ll be careful, and besides, who am I (or anyone) to tell you when you can and can’t drive. You are ready to leave and you want to leave right now, you have no intention of waiting twenty minutes until someone can give you a ride. You feel like it’s an insult to be told you can’t drive, you’re a big boy (or girl) you are perfectly capable of doing whatever you want to do. Guess what big shot; you don’t impress me at all. In fact, you disgust me. I can honestly say I can’t think of a more selfish, stubborn, arrogant, irresponsible, immature, did I say selfish person than someone who would endanger the lives of perfectly innocent people simply to prove something to himself or just to get his own way. Grow up. And lastly, a topic I believe that the baby has already covered, but personally, I think it bears repeating. Back seat drivers. It’s really very simple, and I actually only have one thing to say about the whole Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 subject. If you don’t like the way I’m driving, there’s this thing right beside you called a door handle. Use it, get out, and walk. If you aren’t going to man up and drive yourself, then just shut up. I’ll get us there safely, and you know what? If I don’t then maybe you shouldn’t have driven yourself in the first place. Okay, I’m done ranting and raving, wow, I sure do feel better now. Nope, I’m not one of those people that you hear about with a massive case of road rage. In fact, I am one of the most ridiculously defensive drivers you’ve ever seen, infuriatingly so according to my daughter. In fact, since the day I first got my driver’s license way back in oh, somewhere around 1973 or so, I’ve never had a single accident, not one. Well, not unless you want to count when I was 16 years old and had borrowed an “admirers” car (he wanted to date me, he sure wasn’t going to tell me no) to slip into town one evening. Well it was one of those really old T-birds, the kind with the convertible top that you could raise and lower with a button inside. It started raining and me, being sixteen and having no earthly clue what I was doing, decided I needed to put the top up – while driving along. Well that obviously didn’t work very well, so I pulled off in a parking lot to remedy the problem. But once I finally managed to get the top up, the rain and dampness had created quite the fog on the back window, which, being a convertible was plastic, and I couldn’t see a thing. In the process of backing up to get out of the parking lot, I hit a light pole, rather backed into a light pole, creating a perfect elongated dent down the back bumper. Needless to say I was late. Needless to say I was terrified to tell him what I’d done. Needless to say I figured at the very least, he’d never let me drive his car again. However, by the time I finished explaining my story to him, he was laughing so hard he couldn’t have gotten mad at me if he tried. And the very next day? I was right back in town driving his car. So yeah, I just don’t think that counts at all. Okay so I admit it. Yes, I am one of those backseat drivers that both of the females in this column are complaining about. But see, here’s the thing. If you knew how to drive and knew what you were doing, then I wouldn’t have to tell you what to do. Perhaps if I remind you often enough to stay in the right lane, one of these days you’ll learn how to drive. Now, as far as general traffic is concerned, exactly what do you want me to say about that? It stinks, is there anything else that needs to be said? Seems more and more the roads are filled with people that have no idea at all of what they are doing. People weaving in and out of traffic with no warning, doesn’t anyone know what a turn signal is these days? And as far as the speed limit is concerned, they have posted speed limits for a reason. It doesn’t matter if you’re driving too fast or too slow, either way, you’re a nuisance to other drivers who have to either get out of your way or get around you. At least drive within five or ten miles of the posted speed limit, anything else just creates more problems on the road. I guess my biggest pet peeve with traffic in general is people who don’t know how to yield. If you see cars approaching on the ramp then get over so that they can merge into the traffic. Most of the back ups I see on highways are centered right around the on ramps, and it’s because people are just rude and don’t pay attention to anything around them. What harm is it really going to do you to get over in the left lane so someone can enter the interstate? And for those of you actually trying to get into traffic, coming to a complete stop is pretty ridiculous. At that point, you have to figure out a way to merge into traffic going easily 70 miles an hour from a complete stop, and that’s pretty difficult to do. He Says Page 53 And cell phones are another nuiscance. It’s a pity they aren’t illegal in every state for drivers, they’re just dangerous, period. I can’t tell you how many people I pass that are chatting away on their phones, completely oblivious to everything around them, and worse, the people I see swerving off the side of the road because they’re so busy texting away that they just run off the road. Those little ear pieces are not that expensive, you can buy them starting at like $30 or something, buy one and use it if you must talk on the phone. And there’s a service for your cell phones that you can download, it’s called Drive Safely. When you turn it on, if you receive a text message, it will respond to the person that sent it simply telling them you’re driving and will get back with them when you can safely talk or text. Why don’t more people use that service, its such an awesome idea. And another thing, how many people do you see breeze right through a stop sign because they “think” they can see what’s coming without stopping? Well, thinking and knowing are two different things, come to a stop, suppose there’s a kid getting ready to cross the street and you don’t see them? In a nutshell, if you’re driving, act like you have some sense. Take a driver refresher course if you need to, in fact, may not be a bad idea to take one anyway, we all have a tendency to ignore traffic laws that are easy to avoid. And that’s really all I have to say about that folks, so, end of discussion. Be smart, be safe. Baby’s Ohhh traffic. If you ever ride with me you will experience my self professed superiority over every other driver on the road. It is especially bad around the holidays, when everybody and their mother is on the road, going I don’t care where, just wish they would get there, and then never drive again. So, while you are on the road this year, try to keep in mind that you are not the only one trying to go somewhere, and be considerate of other drivers so everyone can arrive at their destination safely, and sanity in tact. Here are some things that “drive” me crazy. Number one: Impossibly slow drivers. If the posted speed limit is 55, go 55. If you feel the need to drive 35 miles an hour, take a back road, or at the very least, put your flashers on to warn people that drive the speed limit that you are completely unaware of road etiquette so they don’t have to slam on the brakes and nearly give themselves a heart attack, or send everything in their vehicle flying into the windshield. Number two: Pulling out in front of someone when there is no way to avoid hitting you without a) slamming on the brakes or b) running off the road. I mean come on, if you are pulling out onto the highway and the car that is coming is so close you can see the driver giving you the finger in your rearview mirror, you should have waited until they passed, or pulled into a lane with no traffic in it. Despite the fact that people shouldn’t be on their cell phones, either talking or texting, while driving, the fact remains that people do it. And are you really in that big of a hurry that you need to pull directly out in front of someone who is driving at least 55 mph from a complete stop and risk getting smashed into, probably killed at that speed? I have to travel back and forth across the bay often for work, and it is truly scary, down right terrifying, how many times a car sitting at a crossover in the median has pulled out in front of me on the highway when I was literally no more than 25 yards away from them. Traffic in the other lane beside me, so there is no way I can get over, I slam on my brakes so hard I can’t even control the steering, send purse and whatever else I have in the seat next to me flying, heart racing, and literally wanting to run over the driver in front of me. Once my fear Turn Page 54 dissipates, I drive on, fuming, envisioning pulling that person over and telling them what I think of their driving skills, or lack there of. But of course I don’t actually do it, or flick them off, or even honk, because at the time one would do those things, I’m too busy trying to figure out if I actually soiled my underwear like I think I did. So, don’t pull out on the highway until you have plenty of room to do so. At the very least, you will cause someone to crap their pants, perhaps seek revenge. At the worst, you will pull out like that in front of someone who isn’t paying attention, and you will end up getting yourself killed, as well as whoever else is in the other car. Number three: I feel like this list could go on forever. Again, this refers to the posted speed limit. Just like driving too slow, driving way too fast is irritating and dangerous too. If everyone else on the road is going 55 to 60 mph, then weaving in and out of traffic at 80 mph is not only careless and dangerous, but really annoying. We see your Honda Civic with the spoiler and the racing stripe, and driving like an idiot doesn’t make us think you are any cooler. You’re an idiot, and no one is impressed by you. When you run off the road and get in an accident, we are going to be even less impressed with the traffic jam you have created. So slow down, you’re not cool, you’re only going to get there about 30 seconds earlier by driving that fast, and you are putting everyone else on the road in danger with your antics. Number four: This doesn’t really involve other drivers so to speak, but I guess inadvertently it sort of does. Unless you are a parent teaching your teenager how to drive, please refrain from telling the person driving your tail around, using their gas, their time, putting miles on their car, how to drive. It is also known as backseat driving, and it is quite possibly the most annoying thing I have ever dealt with. It might just be me, but when I have someone in my car whining about how fast or slow I am driving, if I don’t slow down a mile before I get to the red light, to pull out if I’m not comfortable, to drive in a different lane because they can’t stand “left lane drivers” (no matter that maybe I’m over there because I’m turning left soon, or the traffic in the right hand lane is going slower than I would like), eventually, it makes it me crazy. I start doing whatever it is they want just so they will shut up. At this point, I’m nervous, and probably mad, which means my head is not completely focused on driving. Instead of arguing with the person driving you about how they drive, why don’t you drive yourself ? All you are going to do by constantly telling them what to do behind the wheel is irritate them and possibly make them even more dangerous on the road, both to you and to other motorists. So my motto is, shut up or walk. Number five: Tailgating. It is extremely dangerous. If the person in front of you has to hit the brakes for any reason (oh let’s say an animal, the Shore is definitely full of deer), there is no way you can avoid rear ending them. I know it is frustrating when you are cruising along in the left hand lane and you get behind someone going significantly slower, but save yourself the frustration and pass them on the right instead of riding their bumper and flashing your lights trying to make them move over into another lane. That really does cause accidents. I know when I have had someone tailgating me, I tend to spend more time looking in the rearview mirror afraid they are too close than looking at the road, which means if something jumps out in front of me, or a car suddenly stops in front of me, I will be slamming on the brakes, which means you are going to hit me, because a foot between my back bumper and your front bumper is just not enough room between us for you to be able to slow down in time when I slow down. So if the person in front of you won’t get out of your way, just pass them instead of making them nervous, which might make them make a mistake that will involve you since you are too close to get out of the way. Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 Number six: Unnecessary signs on the road. I know that the signs on the road are meant to alert drivers to certain things that may impact how they drive. But it sort of irks my nerves when I am sitting in a traffic jam on 64 for two hours trying to get through the Hampton Roads Tunnel and there is a big sign saying “Congestion Ahead.” Really? Thank you Captain Obvious, I have only been IN this congestion for the past two miles, which by the way it has taken me three hours to even go three miles. Thanks for the news flash, glad my tax dollars are going to such a good purpose. The same goes for signs warning us of bad weather. Fog so thick you can’t even see the sign that tells you there is fog until you are within three feet of it. Gee thanks, I hadn’t noticed, but now I will be much more careful. I was wondering what that was anyway. If you are going to put some kind of warning sign on the road to alert drivers of certain conditions, oh I don’t know, why don’t you place them somewhere BEFORE we are already in those conditions. Number seven: Tunnel traffic is something that gets on everyone’s nerves. How many times have you been cruising along the bridge and when you get to the tunnel the person in front of you slows down so much that you could get through the tunnel faster if you were walking. Common sense here, the speed limit wouldn’t be 55 if it was unsafe to drive 55 through there. There are signs that say “maintain speed.” It’s a shame cops don’t give tickets for people going way under the speed limit like they do to people going way over it. So, I guess you are afraid of the tunnel, you can’t help that. So how about when we get out of it, you let the fifteen cars that have gotten stuck behind you pass you so the same thing doesn’t happen in the next one? Nope, that would be too courteous. As soon as you get past those walls you floor it so the only way we can pass you would be to drive about 90 mph. And then … surprise! We are at the next tunnel where we can’t pass you, and you have slowed down so much it seems like we are idling through the tunnel. Number eight: Loud music at stop lights. Do people not realize how offensive it is when their bass is so loud it vibrates the rear view mirror in MY car? Maybe I am trying to listen to a song I like on the radio, with my windows up, at a reasonable volume. Nope, you have to turn your bass all the way up, volume at the max, roll your windows down, and proclaim to the rest of world that you are an annoying fool. If you want to damage your eardrums beyond repair and be deaf by the time you are forty, fine, but not everyone is as excited about blowing out their eardrums as you are, and some of us actually prefer not to. If you feel the need to listen to music that loud, do it where it doesn’t offend other people. Number nine: Those sweet little family stickers on your car are cute, and we are glad you are proud of your family. But I want to paint a scenario that might make you think twice about putting those stickers on your car. Everyone has seen them, the little stick figure family on the back window of the SUV in front of you, Mom, Dad, two kids, a boy and a girl, and the little family stick figure dog too. On the bumper of your SUV is a sticker proudly proclaiming your child is an honor roll student at whatever elementary school. You have a cheerleading sticker on there, and a soccer ball. You may as well find the nearest pedophile and say “Hey, my daughter goes to such and such elementary school, she is in cheerleading and her brother plays soccer, so if you want to kidnap her, you can just give her these little facts that will help her feel just comfortable enough to get in your car.” If you are extra cute, you may even put yours and your family members (including the dog) names over top each little stick figure. Why would you want random strangers to know so much about your family? If you drive some Lexus SUV and have all that information on your about your family, don’t you realize how that puts the ones you love in Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 danger? Even if isn’t a sexual predator, it could be someone desperate for money (and we know with the state of the economy there are plenty of desperate people out there) that sees your expensive car and figures they can get a good ransom for one of your kids. So it’s not so much that those stickers annoy me, as frighten me. Number ten: It is something everyone of us has done, and perhaps still do. Talking on the cell phone while driving, or texting (worse than talking). You can not tell me that you pay as much attention to the road while you are on your cell phone as you do when you are not. Not only that, but unless you are using a hands free device, one hand is NOT on the wheel, and you can not, no matter how much you think you can, control a car in an emergency, with one hand. And that goes for those of you that text or call someone when you KNOW they are driving somewhere. Why would you even put that temptation in their minds to answer? Are you TRYING to get them killed? Is talking to your girlfriend or boyfriend so important at that very minute that you would risk that? I’m a big fan of someone calling or texting me and I let them know I am driving and will talk to them when I get where I am going, and yet, they continue to text, or talk, and then wonder why I get upset. So, those are my top ten things that aggravate me about driving and traffic. It seems like everyone lives in their own little world, and acts like there is no one else in that little world, so they can do whatever they want and not worry about the consequences those actions may have on anyone else. So folks, lets all get our heads out of our behinds, and have some common decency for other people. If you don’t value your own life, at least realize other people may value theirs, and if you feel the need to risk your own, try not to risk everyone else’s at the same time. Traveling doesn’t have to be a bad experience, if we could all be a little more aware of each other, things would go a lot more smoothly. LOOKING TO LURE IN SOME NEW BUSINESS? ADVERTISE! Shore Secrets Magazine 757-768-7828 editor@shoresecretsmagazine.com Page 55 The Suppression of America, Part 1 The suppression of America is really a story about the efforts of the institutions of America to keep the worker bees in their place. It is about the plight and struggles that each of us have endured and the demagoguery of those same institutions that, while claiming to help us, are actually making things worse. Over the next four articles, I will address each of these institutions and the steps they take to hold us in our places. The first and most important is the U.S. Government. The U.S. Government is all about the middle class and small business. How many times have you heard that? Whether the Republicans or Democrats are in power, the message is always the same. Truthfully, each has its own agenda but they have to claim this message because it is a massage which touches the most voters. Both parties acknowledge that small business is the backbone of America and is responsible for the majority of job growth in our country. All this is true. So then, why is it that the large corporations often pay little or no taxes while small businesses are taxed and regulated into oblivion? These small businesses lack the size and financial resources to have accountants, lawyers, and financial consultants to take advantage of the loopholes contained in our tax code. The big guys like the system which is why it still exists. Our government considers small business to be much bigger than the Mom & Pops which helped grow and develop our economy over the past couple centuries. So how does the government actually suppress the very people and organizations that have gotten us this far? Let’s start with legislation. Until recently, our U.S. Congress passed laws affecting each and every one of us, but exempted themselves from these same laws. That’s right, for example, when sexual harassment, and all other laws were passed by Congress, they exempted themselves from this legislation. Bowing to political pressure, they now subject themselves to these laws. Perhaps the biggest challenge to any small business and to the working class of this country is the Internal Revenue Service. It wasn’t until recently that Congress began to insist that the IRS become more taxpayer friendly. Just like their cozy relationship with our banking system, it took a total revolt from taxpayers before they bowed to political pressure from us little guys. Still inequities remain. Take for example, the application of taxes to the working class. Income is taxed differently based on whether it is “earned” or “unearned”. Let’s say that you’re a working stiff making $50,000 per year. You’ve got rent of $800 per month, groceries, etc. Then there’s the guy who receives $50,000 per year in dividends from the stocks he owns and has a mortgage payment of $800. We’ll assume they’re in the same tax bracket. In addition to the income tax withheld from the working stiff, he has another 7.5%, or so, withheld for FICA. The small business he works for also has to put up 7.5%. Effectively, his tax rate on that “earned” income is 15% higher than the “unearned” income the guy who receives the same amount of income from stock dividends. To rub salt in that wound, the interest on the $800 a month mortgage is deductible from his income. The poor guy renting has no such deduction. Of course, opponents to my position will say that the FICA tax goes to support the working guy in his retirement and that the mortgage interest deduction is to encourage home ownership. My retort is that the social security he is paying is also available to the other guy. In fact, I believe, that earned income should be taxed at a lower rate than the unearned income. Unfortunately, the folks earning income have virtually no Page 56 by Rick Matthews voice and, in fact, may not even know about this fact. As far as the rent he pays each month, maybe renting is better for him and his family than buying. That’s a decision that must be left to him and his family. Nonetheless, he and his family are at a significant disadvantage as far as the IRS is concerned. Do you think that the U.S. Government and the IRS treat you and your small business the same as they do BIG BUSINESS. Not a chance. Take for example, the recent TARP (Troubled Asset Relief Program) passed by Congress to bail out the banks and some insurance companies. One of the stipulations was that federal taxes were to be paid up to date in order for a company to receive these funds. After these monies were disbursed, it was discovered that hundreds of millions of dollars of back taxes were owed by some of the recipients. With modern computers you’d think it would be fairly easy to check to see if ABC Corp owed taxes. Now take for example that you or your little business owes the IRS $10,000 in back taxes. You’ll be hounded by the IRS, bank accounts seized, threatening letters, etc. Sounds like we need to grow our businesses so we can be treated like BIG BUSINESS. Good luck! Say you decide to grow your business and that that business is going to amass wealth via investment in real estate. Not in a big way, just a rental building or two as you amass a little money here and there. Say your lucky enough to gather together $200,000 and leverage that money to build or purchase an income producing property for $1,000,000. You borrow $800,000 for 20 years and everything’s good. Your principal and interest payments, taxes, insurance, maintenance, etc., are covered by the rentals you receive. No problem, right? Wrong! Buildings, such as this, are depreciated over a 39.5 year schedule. Only short-lived items receive the more favorable 7 year schedule. As with all amortizing loans, as the payments progress, the portion applied to mortgage interest decreases and the principal portion increases. This sounds like your building equity and that eventually you’ll have your loan paid off and you can retire with a steady income from rentals. The problem is that about when the 8th year rolls around, your short-lived depreciation goes away and now you have nothing to offset the growing amount of principal you’re paying. Assume in year 8 you have paid $50,000 in principal to your lender. You’ve used all the rental income for expenses, maintenance, and loan payments and have put none of it in your pocket. So how does the IRS treat the $50,000 of principal repayment? AS INCOME. It’s what is known as “phantom income”. You didn’t receive a dime from the cash flow but you must pay income taxes on money you didn’t receive. That means you’ll have to use other income sources to pay taxes on the money you Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 didn’t receive. Not to pick on just the U.S. Government/IRS, the State is no better. For example, let’s look at state laws which stick it to the small guy. Ever wonder how heirs/heiresses keep their money from spouses? It’s simple. The law allows gifts from donors to be kept separate from other assets that come into a marriage. Let’s look at the worst case scenario, a divorce. John and Sharon get married. Sharon is heir to a technology fortune and, over time, her parents have given her a lot of money. Since she is well advised, she has established an account in her name and has placed all these funds in this account. John, on the other hand, is an engineer. He’s worked for a major firm and after finding it difficult to advance, he leaves to open his own firm. He struggles, sweats and, ultimately, succeeds. Sharon meets someone she likes at her weekly visit to the day spa and decides she wants a divorce. She has $1,000,000 in her personal account from gifts from her parents. Her attorney has John’s business appraised and determines it is worth $800,000. John visits his attorney and feels comfortable since her half of his business is less than his half of her personal account. He is sickened when informed that she’ll get half of the value of his business and he gets nothing from her personal account. Why? Because gifts as described above are outside the equitable distribution calculations. What’s more, she’s likely to get alimony and child support. So, in the example above, the final tally looks something like this. Sharon $900,000 and John $400,000. Plus, John will likely need to borrow the $400,000 to pay Sharon. In the interest of fairness, the roles could easily be reversed. Recent actions by our Congress have targeted some of the inequities discussed in this article. The recent passing of the Dodd/Frank legislation has addressed some of these issues as they relate to banking and consumer issues. We’ll address these in the next segment of The Suppression of America – The Banks. Did You Know? It took Radio 38 years to reach 50 million listeners. Oak Hall at The Anchor Vehicle Titles & Registrations Save the License Plates $5 Permits & Placards in person Transcript Requests Fee! 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STORAGE On the SPOT ONANCOCK • MELFA • PAINTER www.easternshoreministorage.com Page 57 Winter 2010-11 Calendar of Events December Dec. 10: Onancock 2nd Friday & Art Stroll. Participating shops and galleries are open late, showcasing artists, specials and demonstrations with dining and entertainment at many of Onancock’s restaurants. 5 – 8 p.m. www.onancock.org Dec. 11: Annual Onancock Christmas Homes Tour and Holiday Concert. Homes Tour 2 p.m. – 6 p.m. Holiday Concert at Historic Cokesbury Church 4 p.m. – 8 p.m. www.onancock.org Call 757-302-0330 to purchase tickets in advance. Other events in town the same afternoon include the “Holiday Celebration with History” at the Ker Place house museum. Historically-oriented exhibits and entertainment for the whole family plus refreshments. Dec. 11: Christmas Spectacular-Cape Charles Dec. 15: DAR and Colonial Dames Lunch and Lecture at Ker Place. The Eastern Shore of Virginia Historical Society welcomes the DAR and the Colonial Dames to a festive lunch and lecture with local historian Dennis Custis. Reservations are required. Dec 17-20: ESO Presents “SWING” Nutcracker Ballet 20th Anniversary at Nandua High SchoolTickets $12 Advanced, $15 Door, $18 Reserved For more information call ESO at 442-3226, Online at www. esoartscenter.org Dec. 18: Town of Onancock Annual Christmas Parade, 5 p.m. www. onancock.com January Jan 13: Roseland Theatre, Onancock www.roselandonancock.com Ondine, 2009, Ireland, English & Romanian. The movie opens shortly before Syracuse (Colin Farrell), trawling the Irish waters alone, pulls up a net sagging with fish and the inert body of a young woman. Thus a man meets a mermaid, or maybe he doesn’t. In the Celtic myth, a selkie (mermaid) is able to become human by taking off her seal coat, and can return to seal form by putting it back on. However, like all fairy tales, enchantment and darkness go hand in hand. This movie fills the screen with beautiful landscapes of sea, sky and land. How nice it would be to throw a net overboard and come up with a beautiful woman - this film may inspire lots of men to take up fishing. February Feb 10: Roseland Theatre, Onancock www.roselandonancock.com. Ghost Writer, 2010, Germany, English-Part detective story and part political thriller, The Ghost Writer is built on recent world events in an imaginary scenario that is not so fanciful as to be incredible This film is about a man without a past (the writer) who agrees to ghost write the memoirs of a former British prime minister. Feb 12: ESO Cabaret Series -Heather and Nathan Travis - Specializing in covers from the late 50’s up to 2010 at ESO Arts Center at 7:30 PM $10 per person Feb 25:ESO Cabaret Series-Dancing with Dragons - Celtic Jazz with great fiddle, guitar and vocals at ESO Arts Center at 7:30 PM $10 per person Feb 26: ACES Virginia Symphony Saturday, 8pm, Nandua High School www.acesva.org March March 5: The SPCA Winter Blues Ball (AKA Dog Dance) This semiformal event is being held at the Eastern Shore Yacht and Country Club. Tickets are $50 for one or $95 per couple available at the SPCAEastern Shore. The band will be The H. M. Johnson Band. There will be a silent auction, 50/50 raffle and heavy hors d’eouvres. Tickets make an excellent Christmas Gift! March 10: Roseland Theatre, Onancock www.roselandonancock.com. Get Low, 2009, USA, English. This is one of those true stories that seem indistinguishable from legend. You might have thought that you would like to be at your own funeral, to hear the stories and tell your own. Get Low is a movie spun out of equal parts folk tale, fable and real-life legend about the mysterious, 1930s Tennessee hermit who famously threw his own funeral party... while he was still alive. Robert Duvall stars as Felix who plans his burial plot, his stone, his farewell sendoff and even the designated speaker. He intends this all to happen now, while he’s still alive and can enjoy getting the value for his money – and making sure the real story is told. You will enjoy it too. March 12: ESO Cabaret Series- 7th Sense - Original blues/rock group at ESO ARTS CENTER at 7:30 PM $10 per person Jan 15: Eastern Shore Ice Bowl 2011 at Indiantown Park, Eastville, Va. 10:00 am $$$$$$$ to play proceeds go to Eastern Shore Food Bank. This is a Disc Golf tournament event. For more information email floodlight92@gmail.com or call 757-710-3272. March 25: ESO Cabaret Series - Thelma and Ericka - Anyways a good time at ESO ARTS CENTER at 7:30 PM $10 per person Jan 15: ESO Cabaret Series -Johnny Mo - Unplugged and exciting at ESO ARTS CENTER at 7:30 PM $10 per person Jan 28: ESO Cabaret Series -“Originals Coffee House” - Music and Poetry performed by the composers at ESO Arts Center at 7:30 PM $10 per person. Please send your submissions to: editor@shoresecretsmagazine.com Jan 29: ACES presents Bowen McCauley Dance, 8pm, Nandua High School www.acesva.org Page 58 Don’t See Your Event Listed? or visit us online at: www.shoresecretsmagazine.com Shore Secrets Winter 2010 - 2011 Eastern Shore Taxidermy Game Heads • Shoulder Mounts Horns on Panel • Skulls • Custom Tanning Specializing in White Tail Deer Travis Pruitt • 757-710-8015 Certified by the Colorado Institute of Taxidermy Training. 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