ScotsGay 127
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ScotsGay 127
SGfringe sgfringe.com ScotsGay scotsgay.co.uk SGfringe A COMMUNITY MAGAZINE EDITED, PRINTED & PUBLISHED IN SCOTLAND SINCE 1994 pic by Steve Ullathorne sgfringe.com ScotsGay scotsgay.co.uk SGfr nge A COMMUNITY MAGAZINE EDITED, PRINTED & PUBLISHED IN SCOTLAND SINCE 1994 pic by Steve Ullathorne pic by Steve Ullathorne pic by Steve Ullathorne ISSUE 1 of 3 / August 2012 ISSUE 127 £1.50 WHERE SOLD FLASH MOB Jo Caulfield Bridget Christie Steven Dawson Paul Foot Milo McCabe Peter Scott-Presland Rosie Wilby Stewart Lee Andrew Doyle talks to FREE INSIDE Twitter, gay marriage, comedy awards and Jimmy Carr’s tax avoidance ISSUE 127 £1.50 WHERE SOLD FLASH MOB Jo Caulfield Bridget Christie Steven Dawson Paul Foot Milo McCabe Peter Scott-Presland Rosie Wilby PRIDE SCOTIA PICS At the Edinburgh Fringe Stewart Lee Andrew Doyle talks to Twitter, gay marriage, comedy awards and Jimmy Carr’s tax avoidance pic by Steve Ullathorne ISSUE 1 of 3 / August 2012 SGfringe .com ne of the very best things about this job is that I get to write about the stuff that I like. The truth is that over the last twelve years as a reviewer at ScotsGay, I have witnessed no better stand-up than Stewart Lee. When ScotsGay last interviewed him he was tagged as the ‘41st best stand up ever’ by a Channel 4 ‘poll’. This year he won two British Comedy Awards and a Bafta. If you are a fan of real standup, rather than much of the guff you get on TV, go see. Should ScotsGay only write about LGBT shows? Maybe, but much better, I think, is to try and cover stuff of interest to the LGBT reader. That includes brilliant acts, who happen to be gay, like Susan Calman and Paul Foot. It also includes queer theatre like Strip Search, Monstrous Acts or Made For Each Other. But we also look outwards and ask, ‘What else is around?’ and importantly, ‘is it any good?’ O 2SGfringe MartinWalker ScotsGayFringe@gmail.com welcome This is the first of three issues of SGfringe for 2012. As usual you can join us online at sgfringe.com, on facebook and on twitter. Our reviews team is bigger than ever this year - and I’d like to take this opportunity to welcome them all - new faces and old. Special mention to Andrea Lockes - it’s Andrea’s job to daily sub-edit reviews and post them on to our website. A mammoth undertaking. Last year’s team reviewed almost 200 shows. How many this year...? CONTENTS: 3 Welcome 4 Peter Scott-Presland 4 Theatre Previews 6 Rosie Wilby 8 Milo McCabe 8 Comedy Previews 10 Bridget Christie 12 Stewart Lee 16 Steven Dawson 16 Cabaret Previews 18 Paul Foot 19 Dance Preview 20 Jo Caulfield 20 Musicals Previews ScotsGay’s Team of Festival Reviewers for 2012 L-R Top: Adam Carver, Adele Monk, Albert Fish, Andrea Lockes (Reviews Editor), Angus Wyatt, Ben Behrens, Clare Finney, Bottom: David Randall, Jodie Fleming-Stanley, Martin Gourlay, Martin Walker (Fringe Editor), Nathan Sparling, Sophie Alexander & Tony Challis. 22 Other Events SGfringe3 theatre previews MONSTROUS ACTS Tells us about ‘Strip Search’ Strip Search is a solo show for a male stripper. “Squaddie” is doing a macho strip act in a gay bar, but the irony is that he was a real soldier in a previous life. He goes back over his life to understand what brought him to this point – abused child, rent boy, gambler, soldier…. The real-time physical strip is paralleled with a psychological strip. It’s a hell of a stretch for any performer because they have to be both a great stripper and a great actor. They have to go backwards and forwards between doing the strip and telling the story, and the story is really intense and has huge emotions. So there’s a lot of disturbing images in here, as well as the nudity’n’stuff. Tell us about ‘Locked In’ Locked In is a one-man play based on the diaries of Keith Vaughan. Keith Vaughan was one of the most important British painters of the mid-20th Century, and friend of Francis Bacon, Graham Sutherland, David Hockney, John Minton etc. His subject matter was defiantly gay – bathers, lovers – in a style that became increasingly abstract. Behind his success was a man of intense sensitivity, fierce doubts, caustic humour, anger and fear of ageing. An intense romantic, he couldn’t allow himself to give way to his feelings in life. So he poured them all out in one of the funniest, sexiest, most vivid journals ever written – a journal he kept for forty years. Eventually he broke his heart – he will break yours too. The same company present Locked In - based on the journals of Keith Vaughan (1912-77), a great British painter and friend of the likes of Hockney, Sutherland and Bacon. His diaries are vivid, funny, angry, erotic, despairing. Whether Vaughan is rescuing wounded soldiers in an air raid, standing trial as a spy, having a holiday fling with a sexy young Mexican, writing to the Times about the joys of pornography, or demolishing the claims of pretentious conceptual artists, in this play you are always right there with him. theSpace@Surgeons Hall/13-25 Aug. homopromos.co.uk Bringing two shows to the Fringe is a lot of work! Why two shows? We wanted to capitalize on the success of “Strip Search” last year, because we sold out and had some great reviews, and also Damola, who plays Squaddie, had a nomination for Best Actor in the Dark Star Awards. But I also wanted to try it in a cabaret venue, which is closer to where the play is set, and means you should get more audience reaction. There’s a bit of audience participation too! So the contrast between the two sides of the show should be even stronger. I read the Keith Vaughan diaries last year and wanted to make a show of them, because you really enter into the guy’s mind and spirit, but I wasn’t going to do it this year, till I realized it was his centenary, so it chose itself really. Now I discover there’s a whole world of Keith Vaughan fans and groupies, especially in Scotland because there are several of his pictures in the Scottish National Gallery. So we’re hoping to tap into that. Who is your favourite writer? Georges Simenon. Not the Maigret novels, but the psychological ones. He goes so deep into the darker corners of the human heart, but he makes it all seem so easy. What other shows on the fringe are you keen to see and why? I always like going to obscure musicals, things that haven’t been seen for years, or never made it into the West End. So I’ve earmarked 13, Assassins, Batboy, Berlin Cabaret – and that’s just up to “B”! I’ll be looking out for new gay stuff too; I wish the Fringe Brochure had an LGBT section, cos it can be a bit difficult track down. I’ll be listening for Word of Mouth (or you can read ScotsGay! - ed). What do you love/hate about Edinburgh? I love the energy, and the buzz on the streets from hundreds of people out for a good time. I hate the self-obsession – so few are really interested in anything other than their own shows – and the intensely competitive atmosphere. I had a show on in Toronto a while back, and the generosity and support of performers and writers for each other was a revelation. Strip Search SpaceCabaret@54 11.05pm 3-25 August Locked In theSpace@Surgeons Hall 12.50pm 13-25 August 4 SGfringe LOCKED IN How long have you been writing? What got you into it? I was always the joker. I’ve been writing since I was a teenager. I was turning out scripts for Boy Scout Camp Fires and school revues when I was 15. When I came out in 1971 it was logical to start writing about my new gay life, and I wrote gay sketches for college revues. When Gay Sweatshop was formed in 1975, I wrote them a play, which they turned down, so I thought, “Bugger it, if you want something done, do it yourself!” So I formed a gay company in 1977, and I’ve been doing the same sort of thing ever since. Boy in a Dress is the story of a third-gendered, fallen Catholic, excatwalk model from the wrong side of the tracks. The play combines monologue, song, striptease, postmodern philosophy and vaudeville, and explores gender, class, religion and identity. Stand Comedy Club 3/2-26 Aug. lajohnjoseph.com From playing Glastonbury and Ronnie Scott’s to miming on children’s television, musician turned comedian Rosie Wilby looks back at the emotional roller-coaster of chasing stardom at the heady height of Britpop in a reworked version of her acclaimed 2011 Edinburgh Fringe show. Mixing stand-up, storytelling and songs, How (Not) To Make It In Britpop delves into a personal treasure trove of old photos, fan letters, reviews and her published diaries to investigate the nature of nostalgia. The Bongo Club/10-14 Aug. rosiewilby.com throughout history - wrapped up in an energetic, interactive performance that skews the lines between theatre, live art and cabaret. Summerhall/18-19 Aug. fishandgame.org.uk STRANGE HUNGERS CONFESSIONS OF A GRINDR ADDICT PETER SCOTT-PRESLAND Monica Bauer’s, Made for Each Other, has somehow managed to be the only play about same-sex marriage on the Fringe. This comedy drama about love, loss and Alzheimer’s disease is part of the Free Fringe, so there really is no excuse for missing it. “You are cordially invited to Vincent and Jerry’s wedding”. Laughing Horse @ Bar 50/15-26 Aug. FREE monicabauer.com In 1440 Frenchman Gilles De Rais was burned and hanged for the suspected deaths of almost 400 boys. Monstrous Acts is the powerful reimagining of the last days of one of history’s most horrifying killers and his search for redemption through the love of another tortured soul. Poetic, erotic and moving, Australia’s, ‘Out Cast Theatre’ present a visually stunning story C Aquila/2-27 Aug. outcast.org.au Those gay and bi men amongst us with Smart Phones might well be aware the app, ‘Grindr’. In Confessions of a Grindr Addict, we follow Felix (Gavin Roach) as he shares his secrets about sex and love, whilst preparing for the rarest of things - a real date. Assembly Hall/2-26 Aug. assemblyfestival.com For more funny theatre check out Strange Hungers, - a self described ‘grubby lesbo freakshow’. Originally devised for Glasgow’s Glasgay! Festival, it’s a joyous deconstruction of lesbian identity, stereotyping and representation MR BRAITHWAITE HAS A NEW BOY Q& A STRIP SEARCH T BOY IN A DRESS here’s plenty of theatre of LGBT interest at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2012. These are our Fringe Editor’s Recommendations... Homo Promos present the return of the superb 2011 Fringe hit, Strip Search. Squaddie is a stripper with a fantasy military act. In a previous life he was a real soldier serving in Iraq. He tells his life story within the frame of a real-time strip, as fantasy and reality collide. Featuring the stunningly strong actor Damola Onadek. SpaceCabaret@54/3-25 Aug. homopromos.co.uk MADE FOR EACHOTHER .com HOW (NOT) TO MAKE IT IN BRITPOP SGfringe The same company produce something completely different, in the gay comedy, Mr Braithwaite Has a New Boy. Harold, a well-to-do but lonely older gentlemen, takes up with young street prostitute, Johnny. “With everyone after a slice of the pie, someone’s bound to get it in the end... You’ll never look at a choc-top in the same way again”. Adoption, inheritance, a raunchy rent boy and “one stressed-out pussy”. C Aquila/2-27 Aug. outcast.org.au SGfringe5 How many Fringe shows is that now? I’ve done a few now. My very first show was called Olympic Swingball Champion 2012. I was very new to stand up and the show was really an excuse to string all my material thus far together. I did also have a petition at the time to introduce Swingball into the Olympics which sadly stalled at around 28 signatures. I’m reclaiming this title in this Olympic year to work up a brand new stand up hour at Camden fringe and Royal Vauxhall Tavern fringe before I come up to Edinburgh. I hope to bring a stand up show up to Edinburgh next year using some of this material. Then I did a couple of science themed shows, one about memory at Sweet Venues in 2008. And I brought The Science of Sex up twice in slightly different versions. I’ve been asked by green man festival to revive this show this August. So I’m rushing off to Wales straight after my short Edinburgh run to do that. Some other great performers will be there including Zoe Lyons. Would you trade your comic career to be a pop star if you could turn the clock back? I don’t think I’d trade my comic career as its been such a fun journey. If anything I would turn the clock back and tell myself to get going with comedy sooner. I procrastinated for a bit before giving it a go properly in 2006 Of all the comics appearing on the fringe this year, who makes you laugh the most? Paul Foot. When I was performing at The Underbelly two years ago I saw his show - for free! Yay! - and loved it. Especially the stuff about shire horses. Brilliant. What do you love/hate about Edinburgh? I love the city and am really looking forward to doing a short run in a wonderful venue I’ve always loved guesting at, at the legendary cabaret night. The thing I usually hate is being away from my girlfriend. But because it’s just a week this time she’s able to come up with me. Yay! It’s nice to have the emotional support - as the fringe can be incredibly stressful. I always thought it would be wall to wall fun. Until I did it. How (Not) to Make it in BritPop 6 SGfringe The Bongo Club 2.30pm 10-14 August After walking the wall in the West Bank, becoming Guinness World Record ##### holder for political protests, ‘MOVING and ANDchasing INSPIRING gripping Mark as any arms dealers around the...as country, live performance you will see’ Thomas turns his attention to matters ‘A brilliant investigative journalist closer to home. Bravo Figaro is the true disguised as a comedian... tale of Mark’s father, a self-employed very funny indeed’ builder with a passion for opera. It is about love, death, fathers and sons, and the search for peace - with a few gags thrown in for luck. Traverse/3rd-25th Aug. markthomasinfo.com BATH CORBY CAMBRIDGE Defiantly and finally, comes Hard HARTLEPOOL BRIDPORT DIDCOT LINCOLN BRISTOL Core Pawn, with SALFORDMick, Lewis and BRIGHTON BRADFORD ST IVES DERBY FALMOUTH WORCESTERexplores aspects of LEEDS Shaun. The show TAUNTON LLANDUDNO SWINDON ABERYSTWYTH NEWBURY living with a disability, giving the audience a reflective, emotive look through the eyes of working disabled performers. The performance will also explore every day challenges that we all encounter. theSpace on the Mile/3rd-8th Aug. thespaceuk.com tangerine • PHIL McINTYRE ENTERTAINMENT: APRIL 2011 • www.mcintyre-ents.com The show is billed as ‘theatre’ rather than ‘comedy’. I think being billed as theatre gives me a bit more scope emotionally. I still love proper pure stand up though and will be guesting at Amused Moose at The Pleasance and a few other comedy shows while I’m up. My club stand up set has been taking a more surreal turn lately and diva editor Jane Czyzselska recently described me as a lesbian Eddie Izzard. Perhaps a response to the real raw honesty of the current solo show! NGGRFG Tells us about your new Edinburgh show ‘How (not) to Make it in Britpop’ It’s a reworking of last year’s show with some of the stories and themes explored a bit further and the central diary/ magazine column element replaced by some more universal references to the time - such as the death of Princess Diana. I also realised that the magazine column was fairly obscure so the title we had last year Rosie‘s Pop Diary wasn’t all that clear in terms of what the show was. In Three Tall Women, a ninety-yearold woman reflects on her life with a mixture of shame, pleasure, regret and satisfaction. She recalls the fun of her childhood and her marriage; when she had an overwhelming optimism for her future. Yet she bitterly recalls the negative events that resulted in regret: her husband’s extramarital affairs, the death of her husband, and the estrangement of her gay son. theSpace@Venue45/4-10 Aug. treadtheboardstheatre.co.uk THE GUARDIAN DAILY TELEGRAPH Nggrfg is set to be one of the most talked-about productions of 2012 asLONDON PORTSMOUTH ANDOVER audiences struggle to pronounce theNORWICH MAIDSTONE BIRNAM BANCHORY ULLAPOOL name of the show which merges two of STORNOWAY KENDAL the most offensive and controversialTUNBRIDGE WELLS words in the English language. Written and performed by Canadian writer/actor Berend McKenzie, the show is an often funny exploration of homophobia and racism. theSpace on the Mile/3-18 Aug. smallbrownpackage.com/nggrfg MAY 2011 16-28 JUNE 2011 1 2 6-7 10 13 14 15 16 19 22 Tricycle New Theatre Royal The Lights Playhouse Hazlitt Arts Centre Birnam Arts Centre Woodend Barn Macphail Centre An Lanntair Brewery Arts Centre Trinity Theatre 020 7328 1000 023 9264 9000 01264 368368 01603 598598 01622 758611 01350 727674 01330 825431 01854 613336 01851 708 480 01539 725133 01892 678 678 23 28-29 30 JULY 2011 1 4 5 6 7 8 12 13 Rondo Theatre Junction Bridport Arts Performing Arts Centre The Quays Alhambra Studio Derby Theatre Huntingdon Hall Brewhouse Arts Centre Corn Exchange 01225 463362 01223 511511 01308 424204 0844 888 4414 0843 208 6000 01274 432000 01332 255800 01905 611427 01823 283244 01793 614837 01635 522733 14 The Core @ Corby Cube 20 Town Hall SEPTEMBER 2011 2 Cornerstone 5-10 Tobacco Factory 11 Theatre Royal 20 The Guildhall 21 Arts Centre 25 City Varieties 28 The Hall Venue Cymru 29 Arts Centre PHOTO : IDIL SUKAN • DESIGN : ROSIE WILBY THREE TALL WOMEN Q& A ‘Negative Capability’ presents a double bill by Royal Shakespeare Company prize-winning writer Freddy Syborn. Crypted is a tragedy based on the life of Alan Turing, the gay Bletchley Park code breaker chemically castrated by the British government. Meanwhile, Excess is a comic tale of sibling rivalry and sexual identity – when Joe tells his sister he’s getting a sex change she overreacts… C nova/2-26 Aug. freddysyborn.com The lifetime ban on gay men donating blood changed to 12 months in October 2011, but what does it mean for gay men who want to save a life? Inspired by a true story, Dirty Blood explores the effect the ban has on one family who are struggling to deal with leukaemia. This is the first play from Scottish playwright, Calum Fleming. theSpace on North Bridge/3-18 Aug. dirtybloodplay.co.uk Our old Friends at the ‘About Turn Theatre Company’ return with Outward Bound by Michele Flatto and Dan Hyde. What makes a gay man and Jewish woman spend the night together? Forced to explore new terrain with Thermos and Tupperware, The Vagina Monologues meets Brokeback Mountain in this new play exploring growing up, coming out and moving on. The play tackles how the education system copes with homosexuality and how people cope with getting older and wiser... theSpace@Surgeons Hall/3-11 Aug. aboutturn.co.uk MARK THOMAS CRYPTED theatre 01536 470470 01429 890 000 01235 515144 0117 902 0344 08448 717 650 01736 366077 01326 211222 0113 243 0808 01492 872000 01970 623232 For more information visit www.markthomasinfo.com SGfringe7 Tells us about your new Edinburgh show ‘Kenny Moon This Is Your Life’ It’s a multi-character show again, but this time I’m playing various characters from my dad’s past in the old TV show ‘This Is Your Life’s format. My dad’s in the show too and the characters and situations are all based on true events. How does it differ from last year’s critically acclaimed ‘Get Brown’? There’s only one crossover character from last year’s show, ‘Tyson Moon’ and there’s much more of a structured narrative in the show with a twist at the end! Are you a fan of ‘old school’ comedians? No. Not personally. I just happen to have one as a dad so I grew up going to his gigs and seeing that cabaret environment and meeting a lot of the old school comics. Some of them were tremendously bitter… one colleague of my dad’s used to leave a tape recorder running in the dressing room backstage to see what the other comedians were saying about him while he was on! I find that era of comedy fascinating as opposed to funny. Do character comedians work harder than regular stand ups? I don’t think you can say one way or the other… I guess it depends on the character comic and it depends on the regular stand-up. As a character comic you have to have a very defined persona with an immediate appeal to get noticed on the circuit, but there is a certain comfort in the security blanket of it ‘not being you’ onstage. As a regular stand up, your material and delivery needs to be strong and unique enough to stand out from the three other people on the bill with you that night, but you don’t have the effort of maintaining a persona - well not as much of a persona - so I think it goes both ways. Those in their 20’s, like Aaron Twitchen, leave University facing a world with no jobs, no hopes and no Woolworths. The futures bleak. Where we used to dream of becoming Doctors and Politicians young people now dream of becoming reality stars and Kerry Katona’s nipple tweaker. Few of these dreams are ever realised. Enter our hot gay stand-up. Southsider/4-25 Aug. FREE iloveaaron.co.uk Are you aware of your gay fan base? No, but if I have one I’m extremely grateful for it! Of all the comics appearing on the fringe this year, makes you laugh the most? Dr Brown, Paul Foot and George Ryegold. I’m lucky enough to be in a play with the character of Dr George Ryegold this year, but regardless I’m a massive fan of his anyway. What do you love about Edinburgh? There’s a massive amount of interesting creative people gathered in one space. The energy that seems to crack through the air everywhere. I love seeing amazing shows that people have worked their asses off to perfect, and seeing shows that are beyond shit in a jaw droppingly compelling way. Being stopped in the street by people who’ve been to your show and liked it... and the first drink after the last show of the day What do you hate about Edinburgh? Being stuck in a show that isn’t bad enough to be compelling and not being able to escape, looking at your watch and realizing that somehow, only twelve minutes has gone by. I obsess over bad reviews and break them down in ridiculous detail in an effort to gain some kind of positive, but beat myself up the whole time I’m doing it too. I’m not an ‘ignore reviews’ bloke, sadly! Seeing myself placed in a totem pole of social importance in a conversation with a complete stranger who can only define themselves by establishing who’s higher up the ‘food chain’ of comedy. And missing out on stuff! But you always are because you can’t be everywhere. Tell us about your other show, ‘George Ryegold’s God-In-A-Bag’ It’s a show with a guy called Toby Williams, who I’ve been a big fan of for a while, so I was thrilled when he contacted me about his play. It’s based around Toby’s character ‘Dr George Ryegold’ and also features Dan Mersh, Lindsay Sharman, Hattie Hayridge and myself. Well worth checking out! Kenny Moon This Is Your Life Gilded Balloon Teviot 9.30pm 1-26 August George Ryegold’s God-In-A-Bag Underbelly, Bristo Square 1.45pm 1-27 August 8 SGfringe ANDREW DOYLE Do you still perform as the much loved Portuguese alter-ego, Philberto? Yes! Most weekends actually. I’ve been doing it for about five years now so I’m experimenting with him quite a lot at the moment. He gets freakier by the gig. Andrew Doyle, of course, is a firm ScotsGay favourite. He’s been gigging as a stand up for just three years, but stormed the Fringe in 2011 with his début solo show directed by Scott Cappuro. He’s keeping mum about this year’s hotly anticipated follow up, but we know to expect a good time from one the UK’s premier gay comedians. Loved by the critics and the public alike - we urge you to find out why. Just the Tonic at the Caves/2-26 Aug. andrewdoyle.co.uk Robert Xavier Pamplemousse Downe (aka Bob Downe)- Australia’s Clown Prince of Polyester - was top of the Edinburgh pops in 2011 and now he’s back by popular demand! Direct from blitzing Melbourne International Comedy Festival and Adelaide Fringe, you’ll laugh yourself silly as you sing-along with Mark Trevorrow‘s unique creation. Gilded Balloon Teviot/1-26 Aug. BobDowne.com All girl sketch group, The Boom Jennies are firm fringe stalwarts - and are frequently near the top of any Fringe reviewers list. Join Lizzie Bates, Anna Emerson and Catriona Knox for a guaranteed hour of superior silly fun. When you see these ladies leaping about your TV screens in future, remember where you read it first. Pleasance Dome/1-26 Aug. theboomjennies.com Next we have a great opportunity to see excellent young comedians, Bekka Bowling and Shane Todd, plus one surprise star guest in every show. Better yet, Bowling and Todd +1 is totally free! Definitely worth checking out. Cabaret Voltaire/4-25 Aug. FREE thefreefringe.org.uk Bridget Christie returns to the Fringe at the new Assembly Rooms, with a show that sounds more bonkers than ever. Entitled War Donkey, expect some sharp satirical edges hidden around the delightful silliness. The Assembly Rooms/1-26 Aug. bridgetchristie.co.uk This silver-haired Irishman must be one of the most imaginative selfpublicists in the world. Caimh McDonnell has offered a kind of bribe for critics. For every review he receives, he Canadian upbringing, awakening his inner badass! Media, celebrity, sex, and politics - nothing is off limits! He’s outspoken, he’s lovable, and has perfected the art of the Sassy Snap! He’s performed in 22 countries worldwide, entertaining audiences with his unique brand of polite brutality. The Hudson Hotel/4-25 Aug. FREE danielryanspaulding.com Droll raconteur and 2011 Hackney Empire New Act of the Year, David Mills is known for razor-sharp, hilarious banter, cutting commentary and stylish delivery. Ruthless, hysterical rants delivered with acidic precision and spiked glee. In 2011 he was the regular sidekick on Scott Capurro’s chat show. Alternative Fringe @ The Hive/227 Aug. FREE itsdavidmills.com Last year DeAnne Smith made such a good impression on the public and critics alike, that the Canadian born lesbian has returned for another go. In 2012 she takes a satirical look at what it really means to be filthy rich. Gilded Balloon Teviot/1-27 Aug. deannesmith.com Possibly the campiest, cuddliest gay in Edinburgh, Craig Hill returns for his 850th year of entertaining gays and Blue Rinsers at the Fringe. His committed, sell out audiences love Craig - and he loves us back - even if it’s often returned with a trademark barbed comment. Hilarious, cheeky and full of fun energy. Underbelly Bristo Square/2-27 Aug. www.mrcraighill.com Croft and Pearce are the natural successors to French and Saunders. Not only that, but, quite frankly, Hannah Croft and Fiona Pearce are two of the most beautiful funny women you’ll ever see. They’ve been honing their act since their school days - each year they get better and better. Appearing in 2012 in a cheeky wee pre-lunch slot. Gilded Balloon Teviot/1-27 Aug. croftandpearce.com This last year has been a momentous one for Britain, from the media scandal to national riots. What the average Brit may see as ‘everyday’ can perplex an outsider. Dana Alexander gives us an international perspective on British life because, if we don’t laugh, we’ll cry... Underbelly Bristo Square/127 Aug. getcomedy.com DeANNE SMITH MILO McCABE Gay Straight Alliance is a comedy show for fags and friends! USA based comedians Veronica Elizabeth and Kenny Neal host a stand-up comedy performance offering gay and straight perspectives - and everything in between - from the popular monthly show at the historic Stonewall Inn. Kenny says that he was bored of being ‘just another gay’, so he became a writer, comedian and actor dedicated to dispelling stereotypes and proving that straights and gays are equally awful. Laughing Horse @ The Pheonix/19-26 Aug. FREE GSAshow.tumblr.com Rob Cawsey and Gabe Bisset-Smith are Guilt & Shame - a sketch duo that our colleagues over at Gay Times have been raving about. Join them as they go on their quest to find The One (or whoever’s desperate enough). With a night that’s filled with painful sexual encounters, paranoid drug dealers, a grieving transsexual, talking penises and a banging soundtrack - this is one latenight party you don’t want to miss. Underbelly, Cowgate/2-26 Aug. guiltandshame.co.uk Australian lesbian, Hannah Gadsby returns to the Fringe with two shows for 2012. The clue to the content of Hannah Wants a Wife, is in the title. I hope she finds one in Edinburgh. Whilst, Mary. Contrary, focuses on everyone’s favourite alleged virgin. Gilded Balloon Teviot/1-26 Aug. hannahgadsby.com.au The German comedy ambassador, Henning When, is a fountain of knowledge; he knows there’s no shortcut to success, hard work will eventually pay off and life should mean life. But even Henning doesn’t know which separatist idiot decided to schedule the Olympic Games to coincide with the Fringe. Just the Tonic at the Caves/15-26 Aug. henningwehn.de HOLLY BURN George Ryegold‘s God-In-ABag reveals a different side to everyone’s favourite doctor - a precarious love life, an enduring friendship and a dangerous, earth-shattering new theory. Starring Toby Williams, Hattie Hayridge (Red Dwarf), Dan Mersh (Fresh Meat), Lindsay Sharman and the lovely Milo McCabe. Underbelly, Bristo Square/1-27 Aug. tobywilliamscomedy.co.uk The Ginge, the Geordie and the Geek are working hard this Fringe. Graeme Rooney, Paul Charlton and Kevin O’Loughlin return to Edinburgh for a fourth year, (fresh from filming their new BBC pilot) to bring you a brand new hour of truly uplifting silliness, surrealism and 80’s anthems. Performing the show twice daily at 4.45pm and then again at 7.45pm, there’s now no excuse to miss the biggest selling sketch show at the Fringe. Just the Tonic at The Caves/226 Aug. gingegeordiegeek.com Touring the world as a young, openly gay comic, Daniel-Ryan Spaulding has let go of his humble, soft-spoken SARAH ARCHER Q& A AARON TWITCHEN T comedy previews Bonkers Geordie comic Holly Burn is one of the most refreshing acts on the fringe. She may not be to everyone’s taste, but thank God for that. She’s a genuine original – unpredictable, inexplicable, but funny as hell. Make her show a priority. Just the Tonic at The Caves/2-26 Aug. hollyburn.org.uk James Acaster’s show last year was one of the best on the fringe. If you haven’t seen him yet, you’d be a fool not to this year. He’s a natural comedian – one of those stage presences that is instantly likeable. Moreover, he has strong material to back it up. If you want some guaranteed laughs, you should add his new show to your diary. Pleasance Courtyard/1-26 Aug. jamesacaster.com JEN BRISTER will donate £100 to Macmillan Cancer Support. This means, of course, that if any critic neglects to see his show, they could be responsible for someone’s death. We at ScotsGay love emotional blackmail, so we’ll be there on day one. Just the Tonic at the Tron/2-26 Aug. fluid-thinking.co.uk Another comic returning for a second year after a début solo show is Sarah Archer. The openly lesbian comedian says she has a Head’s award from middle school, a celebrity nose and some funny stories - but she’s still craving! In the show Constant Craving, she takes a look at the malaise of the modern world. Laughing Horse @ Espionage/3-26 Aug. FREE saraharcher.co.uk he comedy section of the official Edinburgh Fringe brochure appears to be getting thicker year after year. It’s beginning to look like one of the more substantial literary endeavours of Marcel Proust, and about as incomprehensible. Worse still, the entries are arranged alphabetically, rather than in order of time slot, which means that planning your day’s itinerary can be a tall order. For convenience, the Edinburgh Comedy Festival brochure arranges its shows in chronological format, and is considerably more user-friendly as a result. The down side is that only the shows at the “Big Four” and Just the Tonic venues are included. And a so-called comedy festival that excludes The Stand venues, for example, is absurd. It’s important when you visit the Fringe to take some risks, but you also need to choose wisely. Remember that your time on this earth is finite, and you don’t want to spend precious hours of your life stuck in a cave watching a group of adolescent Ross Noble wannabes talking about pillar boxes made from asparagus and monkeys with breadsticks for legs. It’s tedious enough when Noble does it himself. So this is our essential TOP 50 guide LGBT/friendly comedy shows to see this year. And just to annoy you, it’s alphabetical… DANIEL-RYAN SPAULDING .com THE GINGE, THE GEORDIE AND THE GEEK SGfringe The openly gay Jen Brister earned a rare five star review from ScotsGay’s Fringe editor, Martin Walker, last year. According to latest reports, for 2012 she’s somehow managed to produce a show that’s even better! Wow. Just the Tonic at The Caves/2-26 Aug. jenbrister.co.uk SGfringe 9 What is your new show about? Well, it's about war donkeys, who are used in wars because of their even temperament (they're very calm and not scared easily by explosions, etc), and their brilliant memories mean they are able to remember routes easily (recently donkeys helped to liberate a beseiged town in Libya called Gharyan by carrying ammunition and supplies across the mountains to the trapped rebel fighters inside). Colonel Gadaffi hated them and blamed them for his downfall. I wanted to write about donkeys because horses get all the glory. I've sponsored a donkey called Walter, who lives in Devon, and I'm hoping one audience member a day will sponsor one too. They are only £10 a year and you get a drawing of them in the post. It's not all about donkeys though. I begin the show as Jason the War Donkey, then it's stand up - mainly about women's stuff - until the end, when Jason returns for a final flourish of donkeyness. The show is also about the state of women in the world today. You can't cover everything and I wouldn't want to, as a lot of it (honour killings, female genital mutilation, stoning, are too grim to even mention), so I'm focusing on the new brand of Tory feminists and Maternal Health in Third World countries, which are also very grim but I have some interesting stuff about those things that could be made amusing. It's not all doom and gloom, though. I will be wearing a donkey outfit throughout and re-creating a birth at the end to some nice music and clever lighting. Some have described your style of comedy as “eccentric”. Would you say this is a fair description? I suppose. But to me, everything I do is straightforward and normal. In fact, I reign myself in a lot to appeal to a wider audience. Anyway, it's up to other people to describe what you do/what you are, isn't it? I don't see myself as eccentric. What is most unusual experience you’ve had as a stand-up? There have been too many so it's hard to pick just one. A highlight would be holding a dog whilst carrying on with my routine that an audience member had brought in to the show in her handbag. I got it out and held it because I was worried it would suffocate in her bag. Every time I told a joke, it yawned. It was a tiny Yorkshire Terrier with a red bow on top of its head. What makes you happy? My children. They also make me very unhappy as well, though. Fairs. Alton Towers. Really old, clanking rollercoasters where you think you might fly off the rails and die. So, so funny. My husband went on one of those once, and it was so old and knackered, and looked so unsafe, I'm afraid to say that I actually wet myself laughing as I watched him go round on it. He looked really worried. Because I was laughing so much, and I'd wet myself, and I was looking after my toddler at the time, people looked really concerned and worried for me. I think they thought I had a non-specific mental disorder. Like Ricky Gervais in his new Channel Four show "Derek". What makes you angry? The treatment/abuse of the weak and vulnerable. Dog shit on the pavement. Drivers who beep when the lights are on amber. Lying. What other shows will you be seeing this year at the festival, and why? Loads. I try to see things that I wouldn't normally see in London. War Donkey 10 SGfringe The Assembly Rooms 2.45pm 1-26 August JONNY AND THE BAPTISTS BRIDGET CHRISTIE If ScotsGay were casting the next series of Channel 4’s 10 o’clock Live, Josie Long would be at the helm. Her mix of whimsy with unashamedly left wing satire delivered Long an Edinburgh Comedy Award nomination in 2011. Many are saying that 2012 will be her year. Pleasance Courtyard/1-27 Aug. josielong.com In 2010, ScotsGay went along to see the hilarious musical comedy JUMP, written by comedian Kelly Kingham. Two years later Kingham is back with a deliciously dark stand-up show - in which he explains how we can all become ‘extremely great’. And it’s free. Royal Mile Tavern/4-25 Aug. FREE MILO McCABE Weaving magic and comedy with his life story, Rob Bailey explores his childhood love of supernatural mysteries, work in secure psychiatric wards, and becoming a veteran Edinburgh performer. Delivered with sensitivity, humour and baffling psychological illusions, Mind Reading for Breakfast simultaneously demonstrates the power of psychology and mental traps exploited by mystics. Sweet Grassmarket/11-27 Aug. psychicpsychologist.co.uk MAE MARTIN Another comic with a strong gay following is Jim Jefferies. His straight talking, direct humour is frequently called offensive by people who don’t understand stand-up comedy. His popularity with gay folk is entirely down to the fact that he’s really very good. Even amongst the gay community he divides opinion though – for example, is he better with or without the goatee? The Assembly Hall/2-26 Aug. jimjefferies.ning.com The comedy blues trio, Jonny & the Baptists present their Edinburgh debut this year, and we can be sure this’ll be a firm fringe favourite. Their songs are original, laugh-out-loud funny, and bloody catchy. You’d be a damn fool not to see them. Underbelly Cowgate/2-26 Aug. jonnyandthebaptists.co.uk MITCH BENN Q& A Back in Edinburgh for the third time with an all too limited Fringe run, the leading piano playing comic Kev Orkian will this year explain why he’s the world’s favourite foreigner. If you’ve never seen him perform, check out his website for some quite spectacular musical clips. theSpace @ Symposium Hall/13-25 Aug. kev-orkian.com If Kylie were a stand-up comic, she would be Lucy Porter. Not only is Porter of a, ahem, similar height, but more importantly, her act has made her into a gay icon. The reason? Behind those impossibly good looks (she doesn’t seem to age) is a strong women with real talent. Don’t underestimate her; she has one of the best delivered sets around. Stand Comedy Club1/2-26 Aug. lucyporter.co.uk Fresh from becoming the winner of the Best International Act at the Brighton Fringe this year is Canadian Mae Martin. Unbelievably, at the age of 23 she’s already celebrating a decade of ‘doing comedy’. She’s very funny, and her tomboy good looks make her extremely popular with gay ladies… nice. Just the Tonic at the Caves/2-26 Aug. maemartin.ca Michael Pope sold his successful US midtown bike messenger company to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a filmmaker. Out of money and with only half of a terrible film in the corner (opposite the piles of unpaid bills), he desperately scanned the back of the Village Voice where he found the ad: ‘Men. Phones. No Sales’. Michael Pope is Gay for Pay. Laughing Horse @ The Phoenix/2-26 Aug. FREE gay-forpay.com The world is shrinking, the economy’s shrinking and comic songwriter Mitch Benn is shrinking. In Jan 2011 he weighed 25 stone (that’s 350lb if you’re American and 160kg if you’re properly foreign). By last year’s Edinburgh Fringe he had lost ten stone. How did he do it? Where’s it gone? How the hell did he reach 25 stone in the first place? And the real question; what will he (and we) do now? Music. Mirth. Morbid obesity. Stand Comedy Club3/2-26 Aug. mitchbenn.com comedy previews The News at Kate used to be one of those shows that seemed far too good for the Free Fringe - then the Free Fringe got really, really good. Kate Smurthwaite’s annual satirical show returns for another year in which she, ‘explores the news, being in the news, and being on the news’. Ciao Roma/4-25 Aug. FREE. cruellablog.blogspot.co.uk Berliner, Otto Kuhnle has survived the wild punk and squatter era of the 80s, has seen the Berlin Wall fall and is now witnessing his old run-down district Neukölln changing into a trendy area. Five years ago, in his street you still got paid to live in one of the flats. Now they rent the same hovels to hipsters from all over the world at exorbitant prices… that they still find really cheap. Join Malcolm Hardee Award Winner and Henning Wehn’s partner in German Humour as he makes his solo debut at The Fringe, in an hour of Teutonic mirth, music and yes gnome juggling. Assembly George Square/2-26 Aug. ottokuhnle.de Straight from a sold-out run in the US City of Brotherly Love, three performers standing at a crossroads of sexuality come together to perform a funny and remarkably revealing, Slightly Awkward Peep Show. Whether it’s coming out... as straight - or questing for the elusive orgasm, their brutal honesty is your awkward peep into Jamison Foreman, Jennifer MacMillan and Daniel Student’s naughty bits. Fingers Piano Bar/4-18 Aug. FREE slightlyawkwardpeepshow.com Paul Foot returns to Edinburgh with a brand new show that will delight and amuse his connoisseurs. His description of his show follows but, as anyone who knows him is fully aware, this bears little or no direct relevance to what he will ultimately perform. Here it is anyway: “Deep within the sinking sands of the Perspex jungle of youth, in the forgotten nebula of nothingness, comes an objet d’esire: a trombone fruit. Needless to say, it’s another warm year.” Underbelly, Cowgate/2-26 Aug. paulfoot.tv Have you ever fantasised about starting your own religious cult? That’s the premise behind Rod is God - an imaginative new dark comedy from the people behind Late Night Gimp Fight. Judging from their other shows, they’re not afraid of risk-taking when it comes to their comedy, and it should be all the better for it. Pleasance Dome/1-27 Aug. pmeedinburgh.com Meet Ethan Addie – a young and gay Australian hot mess that identifies with Beyoncé, but not the gay community. Leaving home at 17, dropping out of a chemistry degree at 19, moving to London to inadvertently live with a rent boy, his first love (Jehovah’s Witness) breaking up with him by texting to say he needed to be tested at 22 - and finally ‘settling down’ in queer-friendly Melbourne, or so he thought... This anticamp rising star has made a lot of Rookie Mistakes in his time; learn more in his Edinburgh Fringe debut. The Street/15-25 Aug. ethanaddie.com performs a reverse strip tease as she combines burlesque and comedy – including a discussion of how she deals with Racist bikini waxers and polar bear asylum seekers. Meanwhile, Stephen tells all about being dragged up by his Northern parents, Ronald and Geoff. Laughing Horse at Bar 50/3-12 Aug. FREE With Storytellers’ Club, we have another opportunity to see this firm Fringe favourite. Each night a group of comics gather to tell bedtime stories. The line-up changes for every show, and it’s a great way to see your favourite comedians in a different light. Pleasance Courtyard/Aug w’ends. londonstorytellingfestival.co.uk When Stephen K Amos is truly on fire, he is one of the very best in the business. Take a sneak peak at his next show, with this ‘work in progress’. Stand Comedy Club3/2-26 Aug. stephenkamos.com We’ve raved about the husband of comedian Bridget Christie enough already. Just go and see Stewart Lee. The Assembly Rooms/2-26 Aug. stewartlee.co.uk Possibly the most famous Scandinavian lesbian comedian, novelist and actor in the world – Sandy Toksvig, is appearing in Edinburgh as part of her first major UK tour. A uniquely witty afternoon of stand-up, stories and fascinating facts is promised. Pleasance Courtyard/17-23 Aug. sanditoksvig.com Scott Agnew is an openly gay Glaswegian, with a story to tell - and, by all accounts, a filthy one at that. Last year Martin Walker in ScotsGay wrote, ‘Imagine the gay son of Amy Winehouse and Billy Connolly. He is the antidote to Craig Hill’s light campery’. This year Angew takes us into, ‘the little known world of the gay man’s sauna - a tradition going back centuries…’ Take a look at his totally out of date website, which details his 2009 show at The Underbelly. Stand Comedy Club4/2-26 Aug. scottagnew.co.uk Is Simon Anstell the most successful openly gay comedian working today? Fresh from gigging in New York City, USA, the ‘Do Nothing’ and ‘Grandma’s House’ star returns to Edinburgh with his sellout show, ‘Numb’. The Bongo Club/20-26 Aug. simonamstell.co.uk Manchester born comics Zoe Iqbal and Stephen Bailey reunite in Edinburgh in, Subject to Change. Comic actor, Zoe, SUSAN CALMAN What’s it like being the son of a comedian? Character comic Milo McCabe presents a funny and moving show based around the life of his father, old school comic and New Faces finalist, Mike. Milo plays different people from his Dad’s past in an idiosyncratic show that examines the changing nature of British comedy since the seventies, as well as the issue of having a comedian for a father. Gilded Balloon Teviot/1-26 Aug. milomccabe.co.uk JIM JEFFERIES Imagine the bitchiest, most caustic drag queen and then trap him in a women’s body. Add a strong dose of well crafted and intelligent material and you get Jo Caufield – one of the very best comics around. Need we say that gay men love her? Stand Comedy Club1/126 Aug. jocaulfield.com KEV ORKIAN pic by Steve Ullathorne .com SANDY TOKSVIG SGfringe Readers of ScotsGay Fringe coverage over the years will already know that we adore openly the gay Weegie, Susan Calman. She’s been flexing her satirical muscles as a News Quiz and HIGNFY regularly and it shows. Shooting from the hip in her most personal and political show yet, This Lady’s Not for Turning Either will be a real Fringe highlight. Underbelly, Bristo Square/127 Aug. susancalman.com Young lesbian comic, Suzi Ruffell, is bringing her hotly anticipated debut show, Let’s Get Ready to Ruffell, to Edinburgh. Ruffell opens the door on her inability to grow up, her social ineptitude and desperate need to fit in. Pleasance Courtyard/1-26 Aug. suziruffell.co.uk SGfringe 11 stewart lee .com Well you could say that, but when I won two British Comedy Awards I wasn’t mentioned in any of the rundowns of the winners in any of the newspapers except for The Guardian and The Independent. The same goes for my BAFTA award. They just missed me out of all the lists in the tabloids. In a way that’s a victory. To have managed to win these things is great, but to still be of no interest to celebrity journalists means you’ve done it without being known. So if I could manage to carry on like that that’d be really good, because obviously being thought of as a celebrity compromises you as a comedian. Unless you’re John Bishop and a lot of your routines are about knowing famous footballers and things like that. In a way, then, you think it’s advantageous to be marginalised? Yeah, it is. It’s much better. Because I don’t have to spend any money on advertising. I don’t have to employ joke writers or go on panel shows. I just sort of plod along at my own pace. And every now and then the Daily Mail tries to stir things up against me, but when you look on their guestbook afterwards it’s clear that most of the Daily Mail readers don’t know who I am, or have any idea what I do, because they say things that just don’t relate to me at all. So in a way it’s quite good. Even when they try to make something up about you, it doesn’t really stick because there’s no target for it to stick to. Do you think mainstream comedy has trained audiences not to have to do any thinking for themselves? Yeah, I do. But I think there’s been a backlash. Weirdly, I think it might be economically driven as well, because the thinking audience is valuable to advertisers, because they can sell them certain types of products. But to be honest I think this Jimmy Carr tax avoidance thing is pivotal. I think the public need to get fed up with stand-ups, and then the distinctive ones will be left standing. It might be a watershed moment. I think the assumption will be that any comedian on stage is a cunt and has stolen loads of money and therefore isn’t entitled to talk about anything. It might make it difficult for everyone. When I was investigated by the Inland Revenue I got a rebate. I’d like to point that out. (Laughs.) What do you think of Jimmy Carr’s position? First of all, in his defence, what he’s done is a tiny drop in the ocean compared with what some of David Cameron’s friends in business have done. Which is why it’s so funny when Cameron chose to single out Jimmy Carr. It’s clear that no one’s advised him. He hasn’t talked to anyone pic by Gavin Evans 12 SGfringe “It’s awful for gay people at the moment to have these major institutions down on them, but it’ll probably force the issue and I think that’ll be a good thing.” pic by Steve Ullathorne Who better to interview a comedian than another comedian? Andrew Doyle talks to Stewart Lee about his recent “wave of popularity”, Twitter, gay marriage, and Jimmy Carr’s tax avoidance. Were you surprised to be recommissioned for a third series of Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle? Yeah, I was. I was really surprised because there hadn’t been much enthusiasm for the second one. You can be grateful for a commission, but it’s like awards; you can’t think they mean anything. They’re all a result of such a chain of random events. If you start thinking there’s a rational logic behind commissioning procedures, then you have to ask why was Horne and Corden on? Would I be worse than Horne and Corden if my show didn’t get recommissioned? But I am grateful for the work, and I’m really grateful that lots of people lobbied on behalf of my show. I’m grateful and I’m pleased, but I don’t think it means that I’m any good. According to Brian Logan at The Guardian, you’re now TV’s “favourite funnyman”. How do you feel about that? That’s ridiculous, isn’t it? Most people don’t know who I am. I got between half a million and a million viewers for my last series, and if you look at the level of hatred for me online, the people who don’t like me absolutely hate me. I’m only the favourite funnyman of a coterie of journalists writing for liberal broadsheets. Maybe he means you’re his favourite funnyman. I don’t even think that’s true. I think when a journalist writes opinion pieces like that they have to sum up their readers’ feelings. But I don’t even think he’s done that. There are plenty of people going on the Guardian website saying that they hope I die of Crohn’s disease and things like that. It’s weird to be part of a consensus, especially when that consensus isn’t reflecting general public feeling. And you worry about being flavour of the month before you then disappear. But obviously this is what I do, I’ve got to do it forever, and hopefully I’ll be able to ride out this problematic wave of popularity. But I wonder to what extent the media are trying to create that perception. Doesn’t the media determine what people think? SGfringe and he’s just opened his mouth. If handled properly, this could bring down the government. To pick on Jimmy Carr when you’re giving knighthoods to CEOs who are evading much more is absurd. And hasn’t George Osborne got a four million pound trust fund in an offshore account? Yeah. And Cameron’s father ran a system for offshore banking to avoid tax. It’s hilarious. It is hilarious. And it would be brilliant if Jimmy Carr did his next show all about that and gave all the money to charity. That would be really interesting. But this perception that Jimmy Carr is in some way left-wing has always struck me as funny. There isn’t any indication of him having any political affiliation at all, although his material would suggest if he did have one it would be right-wing anyway. This might be the end of irony comedy. The idea that you’re being ironic about the weaker members of society doesn’t really work if you’ve concealed millions of pounds a year which would have gone towards helping them. I know that a lot of your on-stage anger is feigned or exaggerated. But when you talk about Twitter in your new show, the anger seems authentic. Am I right? I hate Twitter. I can’t stand it. It’s full of people who don’t know what they’re talking about, who have done no research, making ill-informed pronouncements that have a personal impact on other people. SGfringe13 Every time I look on Twitter I get really annoyed and I’m glad that I don’t have an account. This week I looked up Jimmy Carr to see what people were saying. And just twenty-four hours after the story broke Nicky Clark, the disability rights campaigner, had said that I had been very quiet about all this, and suggested it was because he had paid for my stand up DVDs to be made. What does she mean? Exactly. I’ve been quiet about Jimmy Carr? I don’t have a newspaper column. I don’t have a blog. I’m not on Twitter. So what does she fucking mean? And as for him paying for my stand-up films: there’s a bit in one of my books when I say that in 2005 Jimmy Carr said he would fund a DVD of mine if I wanted one because I hadn’t made any. But I didn’t do it anyway. If I was on Twitter I’d now be in a war of words with her. So you prefer just not to respond to these things? I’m so irritable and paranoid. I couldn’t cope with going on Twitter in order to engage with people saying things about me that aren’t true. It would drive me mad. But for less well know comedians Twitter and Facebook can actually be really helpful in terms of generating an audience. I can see that about it, and I wouldn’t want it to stop. But I hate this assumption that I should be involved in it. If you’re a comedian now you’re supposed to be transparent, you’re supposed to be blogging about your life every day. But if you live in the public eye it makes the onstage character less credible. Your last show was like that, wasn’t it? We were meant to think: has he really done the things he’s talking about or not? Is your on-stage persona a character, then? Up to a point. I mean, obviously there is a considerable overlap with me. In my current show, the Stewart Lee comedian complains about Russell Kane’s show. Stewart Lee, the man talking to you now, wouldn’t complain about Russell Kane’s show. I haven’t seen it. But the Stewart Lee on stage would think that because Russell Kane’s got a streak in his hair, he can’t be any good. Stewart Lee the comedian is more pedantic and pessimistic than I am. I personally wouldn’t have said that Richard Hammond should have his head smashed off in a car accident, but the comedian Stewart Lee would get to that point as a result of a forty-minute logical argument. 14 SGfringe “What Jimmy Carr’s done is a tiny drop in the ocean compared with what some of David Cameron’s friends in business have done. To pick on Jimmy Carr when you’re giving knighthoods to CEOs who are evading much more is absurd” pic by Gavin Evans stewart lee I hear a lot of people on the circuit having a dig at the big mainstream comedians. Do you think you’ve started this trend? I wouldn’t have thought so. When I started stand-up in the eighties there was such an identifiable difference between the mainstream television comedy and alternative comedy – a lot of people did jokes about Benny Hill and Bruce Forsyth or whoever. And I think what’s happened – although it’s got nothing to do with me – is that this identifiable difference is back again. In 1979 there were a lot of hugely wealthy tax-dodging people presenting television programmes and using gag writers to create generic material. And there were lots of people doing little clubs called alternative comedians who didn’t do any of that. And now, thirty years later, we’re in exactly the same position. If there are a lot of people doing jokes about them, it’s because the mainstream comics are funny and ridiculous in the same way as they were thirty years ago. Do you think having children has changed who you are as a comedian? Absolutely. First of all, on a practical level, I don’t have time to write word-forword a two and a half hour show and learn every line of it. It has to be generated on stage up to a point. So obviously that changes the tonality of the show; it sounds more conversational and less scripted. Secondly, I find that I’ve felt more engaged with society since having children. I wouldn’t say this is true of childless people generally, I wouldn’t want to speak on their behalf, but it’s certainly true for me. It’s changed me because when I was young, it was easy and amusing to affect cynicism. But I think if you’ve got children you can’t afford to be entirely cynical because you have a stake in the world, and you have to hope for their sake that things are salvageable. You have to be more optimistic, and that does change what you write about. People know you as an outspoken atheist. Do you have any views on the Church of England’s reluctance to give up on the gay marriage issue? I think it’s really bad. Because as a lapsed Protestant I like to berate my Catholic wife with the moral superiority of the Church of England and now I can’t even do that. It does feel a little desperate, like they’re fighting a battle they’ve already lost. It’s over. It’s over. It just makes them look ridiculous. It’s awful for gay people at the moment to have these major institutions down on them, but it’ll probably force the issue and I think that’ll be a good thing. The Archbishop of Canterbury’s a good bloke really, but he’s a broken man now. I’ll bet he’s really glad to be retreating back into the world of academia rather than having to fight this battle, because it probably will split the church. And for a lot of gay people who are religious it’ll be nice for them to go to a church they feel they have a connection with, but who don’t seem to despise the fundamental core of their being. I think it will work out for the best in the long run. Finally, what can we expect to see in the third series of Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle? It will be more abstract. I’m hoping that the third series will include a three-minute silent image of a piece of gingerbread being thrown into the air. That’s the only idea I’ve got at this point. Stewart Lee:Carpet Remnant World The Assembly Rooms 6.05pm 2-25 August Andrew Doyle: Whatever it Takes The Caves, Cowgate 8.00pm 2-27 August SGfringe15 cabaret previews Tell us about ‘Monstrous Acts’ I like to call Monstrous Acts my 9 day wonder in that it was conceived and completed in as many days. I had 2 actors and a theatre standing idle. I had 2 ideas. One was a ghost story, the other prison drama. Of course the idea of lots of horny prison sex was very appealing and ultimately won out. The actors in the original production, both straight, jumped at the chance to be fearless with the physicality of the piece. However it was only after doing some very quick research that I came across a very interesting albeit little known fact on the life of possibly history’s most notorious serial killer. I wanted to write a story about how a man can attempt to redeem himself through the love of another. How love, acceptance and forgiveness can flourish in the darkest of places. I already had the visuals in my head when I started to write and was always one scene ahead of the actors. It is very visual and sensual but also very confronting with a haunting soundtrack. I think people will walk away very moved by the experience. It has a beautiful sadness about it. The two plays couldn’t really be more different. This was an opportunity to show Edinburgh audiences the variety of work we sometimes do. One is very dark but powerful, the other such a fun ride. They both look like they were written by very different minds. They compliment each other and also showcase the skills of our ensemble. You’ve been described as one of Australia’s most prolific writers? What got you into it? I had no choice in the matter. As part of my training to be a director I also had to come up with my own script as well. To wholly involve myself in the organics of a piece. I also liked the idea of telling my own stories. That is why I always tend to direct the first production of any of my work. Everything you see is what I saw in my mind as I wrote it. I go from funny little comedies to broad historical pieces if the idea takes me. I saw the statue of David so I wrote a play about Michelangelo. I read sense and Sensibility so I wrote Jane Austen’s Guide To Pornography. I am not limited or restricted to one genre. I have plenty of ideas. I just hate having to sit down and write the damn things. I am always amazed when I have finished something as I rarely remember the 5.30am writing sessions. I usually call everyone up and tell them I have finished. It is becoming ho-hum to many of my friends. But the one thing that really makes me write is an advertised deadline. Who is your favourite writer? I do not consider myself particularly well read. I do read a lot of non-fiction, biographies etc. I like the facts. Fiction is what I try to create. What other shows on the fringe are you keen to see and why? Anything that does not have willy wobbling about. I have enough in my shows. Between flyering and operating 2 shows my time management skills will be tested. it will be quick grabs of whatever takes my fancy on the day. What do you love/hate about Edinburgh? I love it all. The rain, the smells, the angry locals, the foulmouthed youngsters asking for cigarettes, the terrible theatrics throughout the Royal Mile and the fact that i am ten thousand miles from home but doing what I love. Bring it on, I say. Monstrous Acts C aquila 9.30pm 2-27 August Mr Braithwaite Has a New Boy C aquila 6.25pm 2-27 August 16 SGfringe You’ve heard of burlesque, but have you heard of bearlesque ….? Hairy Pretty Things Dave the Bear and ‘close friend’ Mister Meredith return to the Edinburgh Fringe, this time hairier (thanks to Regaine), prettier (thanks to surgery), and thingier (thanks for nothing) than ever. Combining naughty, seductive blues and hip hop covers and hairy, smoky original jazz and R‘n’B songs with award-winning (Berlin) comedy boylesque. Fingers Piano Bar/425 Aug. FREE hairyprettythings.com Jonny Woo is the ‘Tranny Superstar’ who previously gave Edinburgh audiences the brilliant ‘Night of a Thousand Jay Astons’ and ‘International Woman of Mr ‘E’’. It’s good to have the hard working Jonny back – this year in a modern cabaret featuring his latest creation, Wonder Woo-Man. Expect surreal, intelligent character comedy in drag from a master/mistress at the top of their game. Assembly George Square/126 Aug. jonnywoo.com DUSTY LIMITS Tells us about ‘Mr Braithwaite Has a New Boy’ Written and first performed in 2011, it centres on an elderly gay man Harold coming to terms with loneliness and mortality who inadvertently hooks up one day with a young street rent boy. Their business arrangement develops into something deeper and almost farcical as Harold attempts to bring some stability to the young man’s life by suggesting that he adopt him and as a way of curing Harold’s loneliness. What ensues is a hilarious struggle between greed and desperation. It has savage one liners, multiple costume changes, bad wigs, double entendres aplenty and tongue firmly in cheek as Harold and rent boy Johnny find something within each other they were not looking for. It was written to showcase the talents of these remarkable actors. Phrases like ‘rare and unique talent’ abound at the Fringe but Dusty Limits is the genuine article. To have him perform as part of the Free Fringe shows just how far this festival within a festival has come. Be warned, you’ll probably want to put the entire contents of your purse in his collection bucket after the show. Expect sex, drugs, swearing and singing. Turn up early. Laughing Horse @ The Counting House/2-19 Aug. FREE dustylimits.com If you’re very lucky you might still be able to get hold of a ticket for Fascinating Aïda, performing at the Fringe as part of their UK tour. This show will include several numbers hot off the press, plus a few old favourites including their infamous anthem to budget travel, Cheap Flights (eight million plus hits on YouTube) as well as the Dogging Song, a fond homage to the joys of al fresco sex. Gilded Balloon Teviot/1-26 Aug. fascinatingaida.co.uk The Lady Boys of Bangkok are an entertainment institution like no other. Pulsating with latin beats of fiesta, infused with chart-topping sounds. Add laughter, surprises and you have the unforgettable party that is the lady boys, returning with their new show as part of the Carnival Queens tour. Comedy cabaret at its most magnificent! Meadows Theatre Big Top/4-26 Aug. ladyboysofbangkok.co.uk Keris, Catherine and Brooke are known collectively as the Sundaes, the larger than life trio who offer stunning vocals, hilarious comedy and outrageous costumes. Their latest show, Knickerbocker Glory! promises to be an absolute hoot. We at ScotsGay are looking forward to getting to know these larger than life ladies a whole lot better – can you keep a secret? So can we! You’ll have to wait for SGfringe issue 3 for more details! In the meantime, go see the show! SpaceCabaret @ 54/3-25 Aug. thesundaes.co.uk LYNN RUTH MILLER HAIRY PRETTY THINGS STEVEN DAWSON The rather unimaginatively titled Friday and Sunday Fundraiser does exactly what it says in the title - helping raise money for Scottish sexual health outfit, Waverley Care. Coordinator, Stephen Martin is keeping tight lipped about the line up for now, but judging by previous years we can expect the cream of the Fringe. And it’s free. We’ll see you there! New Town Bar/Fri & Sun in Aug. FREE newtownbar.co.uk Watch out boys! Lynn Ruth Miller the Fringe’s favourite cougar - is back for another round of outrageous comedy and songs. If there is a more talented 78 year old comedian still working in the world today we’d like to meet them. To call her a Fringe institution is an understatement. She’s more of a national treasure. Sapphire Rooms/4-25 Aug. FREE lynnruthmiller.net Hosted by Dave the Bear, Claire Benjamin and Mister Meredith, Magic Faraway Cabaret presents a different enchanted world every night with a mash-up of themes such as Banarnia, Doctor Who Does Dallas, Steviewonderland and Tina Turner Prize. With its nightly Raise a Dead Celebrity spot, this is inventive, entertaining and intelligent cabaret that changes nightly so you can come again and again. The Voodoo Rooms/4-25 Aug. FREE magicfarawaycabaret.com Mickey and Judy is an hilarious musical memoir, chronicling Michael Hughes’ childhood obsession with Judy Garland and his journey from psychiatric ward to off-Broadway. With anecdotes from his doctor’s charts detailing his childhood propensity for cross-dressing and a musical score that borrows from Broadway classics and the Judy Garland songbook. Space Cabaret @ 54/3-25 Aug. mickeyandjudy.ca Songs! Jokes! Stockings! There’s a party in Mister Meredith’s Christmas Crack and you’re invited. Celebrate the true meaning of Christmas: shopping, drinking, shagging, telly and drugs. Musical tales of random lays, peculiar diets and Doctor Who - all those things that make the winter holidays special, but with added summer! Le Monde/4-25 Aug. FREE mistermeredith.co.uk JONNY WOO Q& A ‘Lashings’ is everyone’s favourite queer feminist burlesque collective - but you already knew that. In this year’s Fringe show they’ll be sharing their stories of an Alternative Sex Education. Expect tales of terrible teachers, songs about sub-standard shags, and plenty of alternative perspectives - delivered with lashings of wit and charm. This isn’t about imposing a different set of standards; it’s about expanding the realm of what’s possible. It’s as easy as ABC (that’s Asexuality, BDSM, and Consent). The Bongo Club/3-17 Aug. lashings.org Briefs slams together a beef-caked and disorderly line-up of Australia’s award-winning mischief-makers in a circus-infused variety show for the notso-faint-hearted. Host Shivannah, love-child of the ringmaster and bearded lady, leads a ragtag team of skilful buccaneers in a contortion of vaudeville, burlesque, dance and clowning. Raw and savvy, a mix political conscience, theatrical rule-breaking with heaps of clever parody and good old fashioned entertainment. Underbelly, Bristo Square/1-27 Aug. KNICKERBOCKER GLORY! .com MISTER MEREDITH SGfringe SGfringe 17 .com Q& A ScotsGay A d v er t i se in PAUL FOOT What is your new show about? Nothing really What is most unusual experience you’ve had as a stand-up? Realising that getting booed offstage in a godless caravan park does wonders for your career. What makes you happy? My connoisseurs. They are effectively my family. Everything I write is for them. What makes you angry? A lot of things make me angry. In fact there’s a section of my show this year dedicated to things that make me angry. It’s not as e x pe n si v e a s y o u t h i nk If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? My phone contract. I wish iPhone would just sod off. I much preferred my blackcurrant phase. What other shows will you be seeing at this year's festival, and why? Probably very few. I’m performing every day and find it hard to relax in the run-up to a show. If connoisseurs who come to see my show are also in a show and they tell me about it then I try to go along though. I support my connoisseurs in all of their endeavours, be it cleaning window sills, landscaping roundabouts, clog-making, anything. Kenny Larch is Dead 18 SGfringe dance preview pic by Steve Ullathorne SGfringe Fl a s h M ob ! Underbelly, Cowgate 7.30pm 2-26 August C o n ta ct M a r ti n Ma n n scotsgayadvertising@gmail.com 0131-661 6037 / 07850 576106 Dance worlds collide! This dynamic show is packed with energy as stars from your favourite dance reality shows take centre stage. Tommy Franzen, Alleviate, The ATeam Corporation, Brosena and more familiar faces from shows including Got To Dance, So You Think You Can Dance and Move It Like Michael Jackson join forces for the biggest dance fusion Edinburgh has ever seen! Watch as Latin meets lockin', jazz joins jump jive and contemporary goes Celtic! This feelgood production celebrates the world of dance, building to a spectacular finale that guarantees everyone is on their feet! Directed by Gary Lloyd. Assembly Hall/2-27 Aug. SGfringe 19 JO CAULFIELD Scotland’s Loud and Proud Choir returns to the Fringe with a concert supporting Waverley Care. Performing in the stunning acoustic of Stockbridge Parish Church, the a cappella singing sensation offers another remarkable programme to transport the audience from Scotland’s shores deep into Eastern Europe and across the Atlantic. Traditional Scots songs combine with pop favourites, stirring anthems and moving ballads, reflecting the diversity of the choir and ensuring the delight of all. Book early - this is a real Fringe hot ticket, with previous performances selling out. Sponsored by MHD Law LLP. Stockbridge Parish Church/25 Aug. loudandproudchoir.org Tell us about your brand new Edinburgh show ‘Thinking Bad Thoughts’ I just can’t control my big mouth. Apparently I don’t have the ‘polite conversation gene’ that most normal people have. I’ll notice something, say it out loud to my friends and they’ll react in horror. So this show is me letting out all my bad thoughts... Like, I read Abercrombie & Fitch have a policy where they only employ slim, attractive young people, and it made me think, “I wonder if Greggs The Baker have the exact opposite policy?” And, if health food is so fucking good for you, why does everyone working in those shops look like a cadaver? I also found out I’m NOT legally married to my husband! We got hitched 10 years ago in New York but apparently we didn’t fill in all the correct paperwork. So that got me thinking...... “Hey, I’m single, what would it be like to be single again?? Would I choose to marry the same person??” You are hugely popular with gay men and women. Well gay people have very good taste! I used to work behind the bar at Bang in London, which then changed its name to G.A.Y. (like Bang wasn’t obvious enough?), and I spent 5 years writing on the BAFTA winning Graham Norton TV show, so I’m a full-time card-carrying fag hag. Gay audiences bring out the worst in me, it’s like being egged on by your mates. I will be even meaner and more outrageous because I know you will love it! I do think it’s very important that my show is inclusive; it’s not just heterosexuals who hate their partners. You’ve done a fair bit of TV acting too. Yes, this year along with “Thinking Bad Thoughts” I’m also doing a play with Phil Jupitus called Coalition. It’s a comedy about the coalition government. I play the Lib Dem Chief Whip. I’m completely cynical and have some killer lines, basically I just come on, act like a complete bitch and leave ......it’s such a stretch! Is it true that you started in comedy by setting up your own club in a bar basement? I actually started by entering an open-mic competition on a dare when I was drunk. I was so drunk I can’t remember being on stage let alone anything I said. But I won the competition! I went back to that club the following week and performed sober. I died on my arse! That’s when the MC told me the best way to get good is to perform every week. So I borrowed £50, bought a microphone and small amp, and set up my own club in a basement bar opposite Hampstead Heath. It was a great room, brick walls, low ceiling and a little cocktail bar in the corner, perfect for comedy; or a brothel, but I went with the comedy. By running a club I got to learn about the business and was able to watch really good comedians. Also, because it was my club, I could book myself every week! Of all the comics appearing on the fringe this year, who makes you laugh the most? Jo Caulfield. What do you love/hate about Edinburgh? I love the fact that you can stand on Princess Street, in the middle of the city, and still see mountains and the sea. The countryside is right there but so is Zara and Top Shop. That’s the ideal way to see the countryside. It’s such a beautiful city. Walking home after a nightout is like being drunk in Fairy Town. And the people are so friendly. Especially in Scotmid. Oh sorry, I’ve just confused friendliness with nosiness. I don’t think there’s anything I hate about Edinburgh, apart from tourists standing in the middle of the pavement OBLIVIOUS TO PEOPLE THAT WANT TO GET PASSED THEM! Thinking Bad Thoughts 20 SGfringe Stand One 8.15pm 1-26 August Following last year’s sell-out Little Shop of Homos! the London Gay Men’s Chorus Ensemble are back for a fifth year, to premiere their new musical comedy, Hi-de-Homo! Set in a holiday camp of yesteryear, expect their usual variety of magical musical styles including Irving Berlin, Elton John, The Smiths and Lady Gaga, show-stoppers from favourite productions and their famous brand of homo humour. This summer, let the boys put the camp into your holiday! C Venues/12-18 Aug. www.lgmc.org.uk/ensemble MOLLY WOBBY’S TIT FACTORY. PIC BY NEIL HARRISON PHOTOGRAPHY Do you prefer TV, radio or live stand up? I like them all. I just filmed Mock The Week and I’ve a show on BBC Radio Scotland at the moment, “Laughing In All The Right Places”, it’s me interviewing comedians about traveling the world doing comedy. But ultimately I prefer the freedom of live Stand-Up. I can say anything I like and no one can ‘edit’ me. And I like having audience involvement in my Edinburgh shows, so every show is different. And we’ve talked about everything! Last time I asked audience members where they lost their virginity. The show before that I asked how many sexual partners they’d had. The whole town gets an unexpected makeover when a stranger arrives on Mammary Lane - in Molly Wobbly’s Tit Factory - this musical comedy by Paul Boyd. Join the good shopkeepers of Little Happening as they plot to get a few things off their chests. Heavily laden with big laughs, catchy songs, and leaky implants, this rampant tour-de-force sticks a finely-tuned musical hypodermic firmly into the bosom of today’s surgeryobsessed culture. A must see for fans of The Rocky Horror Show, Jerry Springer: the Opera, or Avenue Q. This is the adult musical comedy Sweeney Todd wishes he was in! The Assembly Rooms/1-26 Aug. mollywobblystitfactory.com LONDON GAY MEN’S CHORUS ENSEMBLE How many Fringe shows is that now? This is my 9th show. But I prefer to count my career in dog years, so this is actually my first Fringe show and I’m only 21. For the 25 time. I think when I get to 10 shows they should let me do a “Supermarket Sweep” round Harvey Nichols. How about baroque music and characters from ancient history, seen through the pink eyes of a German gay choir? The highlights of Handel’s famous opera Julius Caesar - Losing Your Head in Egypt are condensed to this extraordinary and spectacular version by composer Alexander Strauch. He created a clever blend of original and contemporary choral and piano music, containing elements of baroque, avantgarde and Egyptian pop. C Venues/15-18 Aug. philhomoniker.de JULIUS CAESAR - LOSING YOUR HEAD IN EGYPT LOUD AND PROUD CHOIR Q& A musicals SGfringe 21 SGfringe .com Edinburgh International Festival In the next Issue of SGfringe 22 SGfringe Edinburgh International Book Festival Yet again there will be hundreds of events in Charlotte Square Gardens between the 11th and 27th Aug when this Festival comes to Edinburgh. Masses of events for children also and a special children’s bookshop. Many of your favourite writers will be there, reading and discussing. There will be a chance to see and hear Carol Ann Duffy, our lesbian Poet Laureate, at 11.30am on Sat 25th Aug. She is sure to be reading from her latest collection, The Bees, which includes moving poems about the loss of her mother. Will Self appears later that same day (9.30pm) talking about his new novel Umbrella (an item surely selling well this summer!) focusing on a munitions worker who falls into a coma. Is her disease a microcosm of the technological revolutions of the 20th century? Simon Callow appears on Sat 11th August at 4.30pm: in this Dickens bicentenary year he has written, “Charles Dickens and the Great Theatre of the World.” – Dickens and his life as theatre. Sun 12th sees Alasdair Gray, a legendary must for fans of one of the greats of contemporary Scottish literature. “Lanark” is now 40 years old, but still a very relevant read. Gray has just published his collected short stories – 75 of them, 12 new. He is on at 6.30pm. A L Kennedy is there on Mon 13th at 11.30am. Her most recent novel was The Blue Book, but she has also produced a series of essays on the problems facing writers today and her own descent into illness last year. The distinguished Irish gay writer Colm Toibin will appear at 3pm on Mon 13th.His new collection of essays has a eye-catching title: New Ways to Kill your Mother. This is about famous writers – Synge, Yeats, Thomas Mann and many others, their families and the effects they have on those around them. The ever-popular lesbian top crime writer Val McDermid, who hails from Kirkcaldy, will be appearing at 4.30pm on the 14th. She will be with Prof. Sue Black, director of the Centre for Anatomy and Human Identification at Dundee University in a session called, “Crime Fiction on the Dissection Table.” Important one coming up.......Amnesty International each year runs a series on Imprisoned Writers and issues relating to creative freedom. An event of special interest to our readers will be the one entitled, “Love is a Human Right.” Amnesty campaigns against the persecution of the LGBTI community wherever that occurs. On Fri 17th Aug at 5.30pm this event will feature extracts from works by and about people who have been criminalised or tortured because of their sexuality. More and more....the delightful Jackie Kay with her short stories “Reality, reality,” at 8pm on 17th; Liz Lochhead at 8pm on 19th and again at 4.30pm on Tue 21st; Jeanette Winterson at 6.30pm on Mon 20th with her life-affirming new work, “Why be happy when you could be normal?”. Then Polly Toynbee with David Walker at 3pm on Sun 26th with, “The Verdict,” – their analysis of the last British government – that’ll cheer you! This is just the tip of the iceberg. To learn more about the hundreds of other events at this Festival, pick up a copy of the full programme, The World in Words, free at many venues, or look on edbookfest.co.uk Susan Calman David Mills The Ginge, the Geordie and the Geek Jen Brister Kev Orkian Lucy Porter Mister Meredith Mitch Benn Monica Bauer Otto Kuhnle Paul Boyd Andrew Doyle Lady Boys of Bangkok and online at sgfringe.com The World Explodes into Edinburgh from 9th Aug to 2nd Sep. This year the Festival is taking into account the World Shakespeare Festival and the Cultural Olympiad. At the same time, director Jonathan Mills is concerned, as he says, “to introduce audiences to the thrilling virtuosity of a new generation of talented performers.” A work of interest to an LGBT audience will be David et Jonathas – a reinterpretation by Charpentier in 1688 of an Old Testament tragedy – the story of the love between two men that comes from a book by Tony Challis that offered so much damage to sexual minorities – indeed to human sexuality. This is presented by Les Arts Florrisants at Edinburgh Festival Theatre between 17th and 20th Aug. Another mind-expanding opera is The Makropoulos Case by Leoš Janáček. This was a very forward looking work for the 1920s when it was written, about the desire for eternal life and youth and the unwanted consequences this can have. The mysterious opera diva Emilia Marty seems to know much more about this than she should... At the Festival Theatre 11th and 13th Aug. There is plenty of dynamic and youthful dance available, including New York’s famous Juilliard School of Dance. With choreographers from the school and from Spain and Sweden their show comprising The Waldstein Sonate, Gnawa and Episode 31 Is sure to be stunning. 25-27 Aug at Edinburgh Playhouse. Bathsheva Dance company’s Hora is another thrilling spectacle of movement, deliberately working without soloists. Playhouse, 30th Aug to 1st Sep. Ballet Preljocaj “draw you into an all-consuming exploration of human rituals, beliefs and relationships” And then one thousand years of peace exists in a postapocalyptic world. At Edinburgh Playhouse, 17th-19th Aug. Villa + Discurso goes into the dark heart of one or the 20th Century’s many savage episodes. This is 1970’s Chile, in Villa Grimaldi, the torture and extermination centre of the Pinochet regime. Guillermo Calderon’s work exposes “both a terrible heritage and the great humanity it inspired.” 20/21st Aug at The Hub. Shakespeare appears with A Midsummer Night’s Dream (As you like it) the Russian Dmitry Krimov’s take on the play from the Chekhov International Theatre Festival. 24th-26th Aug at The King’s Theatre. The Royal Shakespeare Company brings us the Shakespeare’s tragic poem The Rape of Lucrece, performed by the stunning singer Camille O’Sullivan. Those who saw her show last year will recall her very vibrant voice. This has been a very short intro to a few if the glittering host of events. Find out more by picking up a copy of the sky-blue-with-doves programme, widely available, or go online to eif.co.uk This will open the door to a fabulous festival. Reviews of many of the above pieces will be published on sgfringe.com. Or, for more information on all EIF events go to eif.co.uk ...other events SGfringe 23