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Call me!
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The 2 girls who helped me
and my friend pick out
panties for his wife - m4w
(Asheville Mall Victoria
Secrets )
Date: 2009-11-10, 10:13PM EST
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So you two girls helped
me and my friend pick out
panties for his wife. It was
quite the awkward situation, but we all had fun with
it. In any other situation I
would have said a lot more
to you and would have tired
to find out if either one of
you would like to hang out
sometime. One of you works
at Victoria Secrets. Tell me
how many items we were
looking for and why we had
to pick them out?
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Sensual Motor Man! - 38 (Asheville)
Date: 2009-11-12, 10:17PM EST
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I was on my hog at the intersection of broadway and patton and you turned
to me on your big Harley and gave me the most sensual wink I’ve ever seen.
Your long flowing hair and your bushy white beard called out to me as if
to say, “take me, take me away with you”. I would have followed you if it
weren’t for my DARN HUSBAND! Don’t forget me my motor man
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The smile - w4m - 29
(Walmart)
Date: 2009-11-11, 1:50PM EST
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Downtown on Tues Night - m4w - 31
(Downtown Asheville)
Date: 2009-11-11, 8:46AM EST
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I saw you in Jack of the Wood with a
group of friends. You had dark hair under
a funky knit cap. Right then and there I
imagined you as a succulent sandwich
made of the finest ingredients. The kind
of sandwich a man wants to spend time
with...to get to know. And I don’t even
like sandwiches, which makes it all the
more weird. I wasn’t there long, but I
can’t shake you from my head.
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As I was leaving you was just getting there. I looked up at you I
thought maybe you had looked to.
Trying to keep up with my babies I
looked one more time just to see and
then we both smiled and went on, in
times like that I wish they was just a
pause in time where everything just
stop and then me and you stop to
talk. But today it didnt happen that
way next time I will just drop all my
bags in front of your cart.....lol if
you read this and you feel the same
get back to me.
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