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Lorena Ferreira
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Melanie R Smith
Chris Newling
Jennie Lim
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Posh Nash
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Wet & Wild
Suzee Wong
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Donna Smith
Patricia Boo
Lee McLaughlin
Fiona Smith
Chris Binding
Lost Marbles
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Stiffener
Loose Change
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Run Report #2051
3/10/2012
The ‘Breast Cancer Awareness’
Run.
Hares: Wet Brazilian, Lost
Marbles and the Committee.
Where: Fort Canning Park, car
park C.
On On: On site Boxer’s chicken,
salmon, salad and a pair of
sweets.
Next Run
Run:
2052 The ‘Almost Hareless,’ Run.
When:
Wednesday 10th October 2012. 6pm, as
usual.
Where:
Vigilante Drive
Hares:
Wet Brazilian, Wet ‘n Wild, and Hooray
On On:
99 South Buona Vista Kitchen
Map:
http://www.singaporeharriets.com
Important Reminder: National Parks.
Setting a run in any park or area controlled by National Parks requires a
permit that must be submitted 4 weeks before the run. Please see end of
newsletter for requirements.
4th Quarter Subs now due.
The Run:
The way males and females were dressed, obviously there were a lot of people with
something to get off their chests. It was a concern that some of the males
actually enjoyed wearing a bra; Virginia Slim was even out posing the
girls in photos. Stiffy was resplendent in a T Shirt that displayed a bikini
top complete with tan lines on the front, and a G String on the back. I did
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not look close enough to see if there were tan lines on the rear as well. Lots of frilly and
lacey bras on display, did some of the girls actually get these straight out of their top
drawer??
Out of the Park we ran, along Hill Street and past City Hall and the Padang to reach The
Durian for the long/short split. The walkers headed back along the River to Clarke
Quay, flaunting their boobies and collecting money on the way.
The runners headed off on a very long right hand loop circuit around Marina Bay, past
Marina Bay Sands and back to Boat Quay. The front runners were shouting out to the
customers in the bars and restaurants along the way ‘Breast Cancer Awareness Week,
give generously.’ This allowed those runners coming behind with the money pouches to
collect generously. However, as fatigue set in, the call from the front runners was
reduced to ‘Breast Awareness Week, lend a hand.’ This appeared to get an even better
response.
Long runners met up with the walkers at Clarke Quay for the final stretch back to the
park and a well deserved drink.
And what a great drink stop at the end – ice cold vodka and cranberry. Have a nip or 2
of that. Beware the shooting stars.
Well done everyone, and thanks for the mammaries.
The Circle: The GM is back, puffs out her chest and gives the orders.
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? Breast run of the week, no doubt.
Plenty of support.
Tell us about your On On: Just over there for Boxer’s chicken breast and titillating
salmon.
Next week’s run: This was a Hareless run, until Hooray stepped in at the last moment.
[It was to be] Balmoral Rd. Thanks Hooray for saving the day. [However, the recce
wrote off Sloan Court, they don’t want the hash any more. One of thousands of
establishments that have banned the hash. Last run there was by
Kampong, that’s all I’m saying. Now likely to be Vigilante Drive, keep
an eye on web site and email].
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At this stage, the GM made a booby and forgot what comes next. She pulls out her list,
puts the spectacles on and exclaims ‘Oh my God, there are a lot of visitors.’
Visitors / Returnees: Can’t find the list, but there were a heap. From memory, Phony
Dick, 8 Miles Wide, the American lads from Sembawang, Trash, Red Schnapper, Half
Cut, Malfunktion, Knobby Boy Scout, 8.24, Sylvie the ex virgin and others.
New Member: Heaps of new and returning members tonight – welcome Goes Down
Easy & Fu$%kin’ Easy, Half Cut, and welcome back Sticky Ring!
Virgins: Sylvie
Tits: Kan Not Kan calls in Hooray for having the audacity to be a Hare next week after
his last effort where we ran 12 kms out to a T Check and 12kms back again.
Red Schnapper – described as a sawn off little battleship - is also given a KNK serve for
comparing a hit in the tits to a kick in the balls.
Dick: Missing Dick (still). Please have a look for it.
Lippy: 8.24, Knobby Boy Scout and the American lads all received their punishment for
getting abreast of the girls.
Awards – A new award – ‘The Pink Runner.’- for exceptional hands on contribution
and breast awareness went to Stiffy.
*900 runs – Hooray. (Sorry, I missed it last week)
550 runs – Dances With Kerbs.
350 runs – Virginia Slim, ‘Off off off.’ And he dropped his pants.
300 runs – Too Easy
200 runs - Wet ‘n Wild
100 runs – Wet Brazilian
Anyone else from the Committee who did not get an award, step forward now.
AOB:
 Wet Pet explained about the sign in the car park that says ‘Pay and Display.’ This
refers to car parking coupons to be placed visible on the dash. However,
Singaporn, caught up in the theme of the night, became confused
and was seen displaying her boobs while changing between 2 cars.
 Twin Towers thought Knobby Boy Scout did a great job collecting
money, but one line he used was not particularly successful. On
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approaching a young female, he asked ‘Maam, would you like to buy this pink
ribbon for your breast?’ ‘F*#k off was the reply.
Hooray charged your humble scribe for forgetting to mention his 900 runs last
week. (My Mac notebook does not work up to such large numbers- scribe)
Wet Brazilian and co hare Lost Marbles set off to do a recee, armed with their
iPhone, only to get to City Hall and find that it was the F1 weekend and half their
route was blocked. They then called in all the runners who went to the F1 and
blamed them for their own stupidity.
Loose Change was on the way to the F1 and saw the 2 Hares sitting on the steps
of Parliament House all dolled up in pink with their iPhone out. Here’s to the 2
tart Hares.
Stiffy apparently got a pair of inedible boob cakes from Loose Change, and
proves it by bouncing one on the ground. He then gives the pair of bouncy boobs
to Singaporn, who put them inside her bra, while Stiffy told how good Singaporn
was at using her assets to extract money from men in bars along the way.
Mother’s Tongue get in all the hash petrol heads who went to the F1 for flying
the Hash flag.
Virginia Slim notice – Seletar Ball coming up (see separate email sent out or see
Slim for discounted Harriets Table seat).
Wet Brazilian asked if this was a tough run, as a male was seen taking a
performance enhancing substance in secret before the run. Knobby Boy Scout,
have him tested.
Half Cut also is guilty of the same crime – she was seen having a glass of wine
before the run.
A couple of real life sad stories about breast cancer from KNK and Mother’s
Tongue. The message is to look after ourselves.
Virginia Slim passes on condolences to Kan The Kobra for losing her partner to
alcoholism.
Scribed by Cock Radio
The Royal Family Breast Awareness contribution is below, a generous effort:
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Subscription Payments
1. Direct transfer to Harriets Bank Account using Internet Banking. If you do
this, please email hashcash@singaporeharriets.com when you have paid.
• Account: Singapore Hash House Harriets
• Bank: DBS
• Account Type: Current
• Account Number: 008-007442-9
2. Pay Assistant Hash Cash by Cash or Check at a run. Subs are $100 per
quarter for Ladies and $130 for Men.
Harriet’s Web Site
Reminder that Harriet’s members (including Associates) are entitled to a logon to the web site. With a log-on, you are able to:
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View and update personal details, such as address, phone
numbers, shirt size, and preferred email address.
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View your run count, run transcript, and runs hared transcript.
“Claim” a run from the Hareline – that is, for runs that do not yet have
hares, agree to set the run.
 For runs you have claimed:
o Update your co-hares from the members list or add guest hares.
o Edit the run and on-on location, special occasion and other notes.
o Update the map with the run and on-on location so it automatically
shows up on the web site.
All you need to do is ask Sneaky Comer by email or at a run.
More details are available at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un_uWxWjjxg
National Parks
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Hares must give at least 4 weeks notice to the GM’s if intending to set a run in a Nature Reserve.
The GM will advise the procedure to get permission from National Parks. (To be revised once
procedure is complete).
Only toilet paper is allowed at the Nature Reserves. Flour and chalk are not to be used
under any circumstances.
Paper should be laid conservatively and inconspicuously to the general public.
Hares are responsible to clear up the paper by the next day or the sweeper is to clear up the trail.
(this is to be done irrespective of where the run is laid).
Stick to the existing tracks (i.e. those clearly marked by the Npark) if you are laying runs in the
Nature Reserves.
Strictly NO CHOPPING of plants in the Nature Reserves.
No Creating or cutting a new path in the Nature Reserves.
No arrows to be drawn on the roads or anywhere else in the nature Reserves.
Hares are accountable for their runs and if in the event a fine is imposed the hares will have to
bear the cost. These fines are significant. (up to $500). Repeat offences will lead to even heavier
fines and result in that Hash Chapter being banned from running in Nature Reserves for 6 months.
Outside the Nature Reserves, use flour only on the ground and not on tree trunks.
Labrador park, Sungei Buloh, Kent Ridge Park and Mount Faber are also managed by the
Nparks, so be mindful when setting runs there.
Maps of the Central Catchment area are appended below.
Nparks now have a contact for each Hash Chapter in Singapore (in most cases
the GM) and will call up any chapter that breaches any of these rules and will
ban the Chapter till the matter is resolved. A warning will also be issued to the
chapter. A fine will be imposed if a second breach is committed. The hares will
have to bear the cost of the fine.
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Hares will need to think even more carefully about their run sites and trails.
Hares will need to plan their run well in advance.
Sweepers will become increasingly important – for making sure all runners return safely and
for picking up the paper.
Late comers to a run may find that there is no trail left to follow as the sweeper will have
picked it up.
These guidelines have been agreed on by all Hash Chapters in Singapore in consultation with
National Parks. Thanks for your understanding!
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