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Editors: Bruce & Betsy Newkirk Editor@AZRiderSouthwest.com Volume 11, Issue 7 www.AZRiderSouthwest.com Layout: Meltdown & Fallout This Month’s Contributors: Apehangar Mike Bobbi Hartmann Coastin Kathi Calahan Lady Jewells Law Tigers Main Event Imaging Michael DePaulo Patrick J. Hughes Scooter T Sidekick Snakebite Tim Rafferty, RidersUSA Cover: by Patrick J. Hughes Rolling Thunder XXII Advertising: Bruce & Betsy Distribution: Norma, Undertaker, Slider, and friends throughout the territory Complaint Department: Meltdown AZ Rider Motorcycle News {AZR} is published and distributed monthly. Submissions of articles, photos, and other interesting stuff are always welcome and will be considered for future issues. Deadline for submissions is the 15th of each month. By submitting material for publication, you are certifying that it is an original work, and not infringing upon others’ property; unless otherwise stated and properly annotated. 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Motorcycling Organizations Contacts AACME [Antiques & Classics] ABATE of AZ [SMRO] ACMC {AZ Confederation of Clubs} American Legion Riders, Post 26 American Legion Riders, Post 36 American Legion Riders, Post 40 American Legion Riders, Post 86 American Legion Riders, Post 109 AMA [American Motorcyclist Ass'n] AMX Motocross Club AZ Beemers AZ Sun Chasers MC AZ Trail Riders Bikers Against Child Abuse, Phoenix Bikers For Christ Phoenix Brothers of the Third Wheel Christian Motorcyclists Association Desert Road Riders MC Desert Thunder MC Flying Wheels of Sun Cities [all bikes] Gold Wing Touring Association GWRRA [Goldwings] Gypsy Riders Hell's Angels MC H.O.G., East Valley #0024 H.O.G., Grand Canyon Chapter H.O.G., Mother Road Chapter H.O.G., Phoenix Chapter H.O.G.. Superstition Chapter #1743 H.O.G., Thunder Mountain 623-849-3049 602-867-9829 520-426-0069 602-320-5777 520-603-1300 928-759-9449 928-300-4582 520-731-2000 1-800-AMA-JOIN 602-881-7597 480-987-9339 602 689-3378 602-766-1750 800-371-9755 480-570-0315 480-969-5199 623-334-8096 928-716-7244 602-402-4970 623-546 8521 480-390-7739 520-885-5709 602-418-9225 602-448-0408 480-844-0803 928-774-3896 888-757-1981 602-971-3400 480-346-0626 520-458-9500 H.O.G., Yavapai AZ Chapter H.O.G., Tucson Chapter Medieval Maidens MC Modified Motorcycle Association AZ 928-632-4009 520-792-0111 623-341-2767 520-252-9675 Mountain Motorcycle Association 928-532-7693 MRF [Motorcycle Riders Foundation] 1-800-MRF-JOIN Nomaden MC 520-227-4401 Old Guard Riders 602-885-7155 Old Pueblo Riders 520-419-5865 Rez Riders IMC 928-713-6328 Riders of Fire MC 520-266-3624 Rollin' Knights MC 602-214-2144 Rolling Thunder® Inc. 908-735-4861 Sisters of Scota WMC 928-458-6517 Sober Riders MC, East Valley 480-201-5862 Soldiers For Jesus MC 623-203-3681 Southern AZ Harley Riders MC 520-249-9299 Southern Cruisers Riding Club 623-341-9477 Star Touring & Riding Ass'n 800-422-1041 STAR of Phoenix, Chapter 113 602-790-5090 Stoned Sober MC 520-730-6270 Sun Riders MC 520-975-2907 Trike Riders Int’l, Mid-AZ 480-641-3067 Tucson Peacemakers 520-574-2909 Weasels, Black Mtn Chapter, AZ 602-320-1728 WeaselsUSA 928-225-0055 Wings of Phoenix [all bikes] 623-931-3942 Women in the Wind, Desert Diamonds 480-241-3358 Women on Wheels/Desert Zephyrs Phx 623-385-2097 To have your organization listed, forward the name, phone # and website {if available} to us @ P O Box 7375; Mesa, AZ 85216-7375 or call 480-921-0244 or email: Editor@AZRiderSouthwest.com Visit www.AZRiderSouthwest.com for web links to these and other organizations Find Weekly Rides & Gatherings in the AZ Rider online Calendar pg 4 pg pg pg pg pg pg 4 4 5 7 8 9 Red River Run in Northern New Mexico Scooter T Lady Jewells’ Revised Medical Update Biker Astrology Tiger Tales ABATE’s Spaghetti Feed Calendar & Subscription Form Screw Laughlin We want to welcome these advertisers back for the new season: It’s time to make your reservations for the Rocky Point Rally…. What a party! November is NOT that far away, so get your friends together and roll down to enjoy this huge South of the Border fiesta. While you are cruising the mountains of eastern AriZona you’ve got a couple of excellent biker-friendly watering holes to stop in at. On Highway 260 in Overgaard you’ll come upon The Cabin on the north side of the road. Further north in Holbrook is the Winners Circle on Navajo Blvd as you’re going through town. It’s a big red building on the corner. Well everybody, welcome to our first ever July-August edition. And what does this mean? For those of you who missed our announcement earlier this year, this means for the first time in 12 years we’re taking A REAL VACATION! That’s right. We’ve published every month for 12 years in a row, taking into consideration that we were doing the Motorcycle Patriot prior to AZ Rider. We will be back for our September ‘09 – 10th Anniversary edition. Who knows what stories we’ll have to tell you all? I will tell you this. We’re getting on the bike and heading for Montana and Washington states, and getting out of this heat for a while. Last month we announced improvements to the AZ Rider online calendar. Well, we took the Band and Vendor Registries and opened them up for posting as well. We think it’s pretty cool that we have bands listed not only from around the state, but from across the country and even from Canada. Calendar postings from the AZ Rider website are coming in steadily, but we’re still getting some emails asking us to list events. Not surprising, because this ‘selfposting’ thing is a new setup. But bear in mind that we’ll be away from the office until August 15. If you email us a run to post, it won’t get done. So please remind your event coordinators and whoever is in charge of ‘getting the word out’ to use this new online service. Early in June, our dear sister Lady Jewells had a stroke. Since then we’ve had numerous inquiries as to how she is doing. So on page 11 is an update, in her own words. Summer’s here and for us flatlanders that means be careful of the heat and dehydration. Dehydration will sneak up on you. Coffee and alcohol do not help and can actually increase dehydration. Carry water with you, and drink LOTS of it. Use your sunscreen, and don’t forget the tops of your ears. Wear long sleeves, ideally in light colors. If you feel ANY sign of headache or lightheadedness, get off the road, drink some water, and try to cool down. And keep your clothes ON. Avoid the temptation to ride in shorts and sandals. It’s a foolish choice any time of year, but at 110° temps you definitely do not want to go down and be on the pavement with nothing between you and the asphalt. That’s gonna do it for now. We’ll see you out on the road. Until then, Keep your butts on your putts! Visit AZRiderSouthwest.com for weekly Rides & Gatherings & more features Bruce & Betsy From Military To Civilian – A Seamless Transition When members of the Armed Forces of the United States finish at least one year of their tour of deployment they need to enroll in the Veterans Administration (VA) program to obtain any VA Health Benefits they may be entitled to receive. Service members need to enroll PROMPTLY and do it NOW by following these steps: • Obtain a copy of your service medical records prior to discharge. Do not take any shortcuts when separating and do this immediately. Any idea of hurrying to get home may cost you time and money should you require VA Healthcare at any time in the future. • A veteran has two years, after separation, to apply for medical conditions that are a result of their service in the military. After two years the process becomes more difficult. • If you require medical assistance from the VA after separation/discharge, bring with you a copy of your medical records, a copy of your DD214, and two forms of picture identification. • Any injury or illness incurred while serving on active duty as a regular, reservist, or Federalized member of the National Guard needs to be noted in your medical records. • Enroll in the VA IMMEDIATELY. Do Not Procrastinate!! Know your rights and your responsibilities. If you are not sure, ASK-ASK-ASK-ASKASK!!! Ensure that your transition is smooth. Know what you need to do, and DO IT! • Join a veterans service organization - American Legion, DAV, Rolling Thunder®, VFW, AMVETS, etc. IT’S YOUR DUTY TO DO SO! Reader Index Pops - 88 and Looking Great Advertiser Review: Emergency Motorcycle Transport Motorcycle Politics 101 Run to the Border - SAHR MC Rolling Thunder XXII RidersUSA Memorial Day Rally Rally in the Mountains From The Editors pg 10 pg 10 pg 11 pg 12 pg 12 pg 13 pg 14 pg 15 “WELCOME HOME, CONGRATULATIONS ON A JOB WELL DONE, AND GOOD LUCK” Michael DePaulo, National Parliamentarian Rolling Thunder®, Inc. Plt. Sgt. USMC, RVN 4 ‘Pops’ - 88 and Lookin’ Great! Saturday, June 13th I was invited to join the festivities at Pops’ 88th birthday party put on by his family, the Limey Riders M/C and a bunch of his friends. If you’re active in the riding community here in the Valley of the Sun then you’ve met ‘Pops’. You’ve undoubtedly seen him puttin’ down the road with the Limey Riders M/C on his Royal Enfield. Although I don’t know him well personally, for the last five or so years when I see him out and about I park and head his way to say ‘Hello, how are ya’ and give him a kiss on the cheek. I CAN tell you this much… He is one of the nicest gentlemen I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting and he loves to ride. Pops was wearing a big smile as he enjoyed the festivities and all gave props to probably one of the oldest active riders around these parts. I watched as he read each birthday card with care and graciously opened gifts. He was lookin’ pretty sharp in his new black cap that read ‘Pops 88’. I did learn that he really enjoys a AZ Rider Advertiser Review: Emergency Motorcycle Transport Serving all of southern Arizona’s urban and rural roadways couple of shots of whiskey, just about any kind of nuts and spinning tales. It was a pleasure to celebrate Pops’ 88th. Coastin Happy Birthday, Pops! Our best wishes to you, for many more to come. Bruce & Betsy Broken down in Bisbee? 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The entire process is as follows: - A law was passed to eliminate emissions on motorcycles in Maricopa+ counties. - This law then invoked the process that ADEQ has to go through to revise the Arizona Air Quality Plan with the federal EPA. The first step they took, was to create a State Implementation Plan (SIP) that shows how Arizona will maintain their current quality when motorcycles emissions are excluded. This process consists of a public approval hearing(s), revisions if required and then submittal to the EPA for final approval. This can take up to a year or more on the outside. As ADEQ has been in the middle of some major issues, the first hearing of the SIP is scheduled for some time in July. Prior to that hearing, those involved at ADEQ, will be working with the motorcycle lobbyists to educate them on the contents of the SIP. Once the SIP has completed its process, and has been submitted to the EPA for approval, it is a matter of waiting. Everyone is confident that this process will be expedited by the fact that Arizona has already gone through the process of eliminating emissions on motorcycles in Pima County. We will be keeping you informed as we move through this process. All, ***** InterLock Devices for Motorcycles Based upon the request from various motorcyclists, the motorcycle lobby team has been doing a bit of research on the ‘availability’ of InterLock devices for motorcycles. It has come and it has gone, and now it is back. The only place currently installing this device on motorcycles, based on individual guidelines set by the installer is: Alcohol Detection Systems, Inc (Custom Car) 602-866-0600, www.stopdwi.com The lobby team’s Plan A was to meet with the 5 installation companies, MVD and various state legislators. That was until we found out that, not only had a similar meeting already been held, but that one of the 5 companies was now installing them on motorcycles. After talking briefly with Senator Linda Gray and the Alcohol Detection Systems, it was decided to put these efforts on hold for now. So, if you need, or know anyone that has been looking for the installation of this device, please forward this information to them. What the lobby team would like you to do, is to let us know “immediately” if that company ever stops installing them and you can no longer find anyone who does. It was agreed with Senator Gray, that we may opt to go back to Plan A at that time. Any questions feel free to contact Bobbi at 602-6723531. From, The Motorcycle Lobby Team Submitted by: Bobbi Hartmann - ABATE Designated Lobbyist bobbij2@earthlink.net To learn more about the SMROs in Arizona contact ABATE @ 602-867-9829 or www.abateofaz.org, or MMA @ 520-252-9675 or www.mma-az.org. The ABATE ‘MasterLink’ and MMA ‘Motorcycle Patriot’ newsletters can be picked up at many motorcycling-related businesses around the state. AZ Rider Run to the Border -SAHR M/C -Rio Rico 2009 at 2pm. I checked out the vendors. Temps had dropped drastically as Suzi Q was trying to get the pool party set up and underway. There were a few diehards that had enough anti-freeze, so taking the plunge was on and so were the fun and games. Starting at 7pm, the following games took place: the Cannon Ball, Belly Flop, Rubber Duckie Races, and also something with a shark; thank goodness they weren’t On June 5 & 6, 2009 the Southern Arizona Harley Riders MC held their 18th annual Run to the Border in Rico Rico at the Esplendor Resort, 1069 Camino Caralampi, which is approximately 9 miles north of Nogales. Special rates were offered to those that came to stay at the Esplendor Resort. Gates opened @ 2pm on Friday, and on Saturday at 9am. Patches were given to the first 75 on site sign-ins. The $15 entry fee allowed you to enjoy the following: Live Band - Mikey & the Maniacs (on Saturday nite), DJ Tanessa, kids games, adult biker games, vendors, 50/50 drawings, secure M/C parking, Have-A-Clue-Ride, On Site Poker Hand, door prizes, auction, and a bike show. Friday was SAHR MC’s Pool Party with games, DJ music, a Jacuzzi, and food; plus beverages were available. I left Thursday around 9:30am and the journey was great. My iron steed missed every crack in the road and also carried me through 4550 mph gusts of wind after the I-19 turn off to Nogales. Putting the hammer down, I got to Rio Rico between 1:30-2pm. No words can describe this very picturesque establishment, which was built in 1972. I felt like I was in Spain. Located on the top of the hill, there was a grand view, with a 360-degree layout of the Santa Cruz Valley. The front desk staff, along with Joe Wetzel, Director of Sales and Marketing was beyond helpful, courteous, and without a doubt loved the biker crowd. I want to thank Suzi Q and Joe Wetzel for setting up the rooms for everyone as well as mine and for the complimentary gifts that showed up later on in the room. After getting situated, I decided to check the place out with camera in hand. I stopped by to say hello to Rosie and other SAHR MC members as they tried to set up; the wind was making it a challenge for them. Then I checked out the pool and relaxed in the shade with Cowboy, Rosie, Suzi Q and her husband Al, Vice Prez and their two daughters and Jordan, Nick and Rosie’s grandson. Two independent riders, Don & Patti, spoke of a great place to eat just down the hill called La Placita II. They serve Mexican, American, & Asian foods. And they’re not in the least skimpy on their servings. Not long after that, I headed for the room and settled down from a long day’s trip. Friday morning was windy and cloudy, and stayed that way till the gates to the event opened real ones! DJ Tanessa was announcing the activities and spinning the tunes. Later that evening the first 50/50 drawing of the weekend was announced. While this was going on, Tattoo artist Black Rose Too from Sierra Vista was set up in a room adjacent to the pool area and touching up a previous tat on a young lady. The rest of the evening was spent enjoying the tunes, socializing, and dancing the night away. But the pillows were calling and it was time to call it a day. Saturday morning was sunny, clear, and a little breezy. I learned that a fire broke out to our south, at the Arizona Vineyards. Unfortunately, it burned to the ground. It was to be one of the stops on the Have-AClue-Ride, which left just 3 stops: Soto’s PK Outpost in Nogales, Abe’s Old Tumacacori Bar in Tumacacori, and Old Tubac Inn in Tubac. Sign-in started at 9am along with the Have-AClue-Ride and On Site Poker Hand. DJ Tanessa was spinning the tunes again, and door prizes would run till 8pm. Around 11:30am the kids games got underway with a handful of kids competing in the Pickle Spit, Ride The Pony, Ring Toss, and Water Balloon Toss. Congratulations go to all that won and to all that participated, cuz you’re all winners. The adult games started at 2pm as well as the bike-show sign-ins. The adult biker games were a bit challenging as the clouds started to roll in and the wind was blowing some of the items off the pavement. Who says duct tape is just for 100 miles an hour - it also kept items on the ground. The 2nd 50/50 drawing was announced at 4pm and congratulations go to the winner of around $175 extra spending dough. Bike show judging was underway along with the auction of various items donated from the sponsors. Winners of the day were announced around 6:30pm. To mention all that won would be extensive, but here are a few. The main winner in the bike games were Mata and Merideth. The largest organization award was given to the American Legion Riders Post 52, out of Sierra Vista. Congratulations go to the largest MC club that was present, Sho Ryders out of Tucson. Congratulations to all the winners of the bike show. The following were recognized with appreciation awards. One went to Bob Moellman of the Law Tigers, American’s Injury Lawyers Who Ride; for their longstanding support and sponsorship of this event. Another went to Joe Wetzel, of Esplendor Resort at Rio Rico for his commendable services to make sure things went according to plan and for the use of the establishment for the event. SAHR MC would like to thank the following sponsors: Law Tigers - www.Portaldental.com - Esplendor Resort - Jacob’s Music - Howard A. Chorost - Afast Recovery - Select - Gay 90’s Bar - Bread & Butter Café - Sierra Toyota - Bikers Bay, Tucson - Ginger’s Auto Title Service - Allen B Auto Mobile Service - Soto’s Pete Kitchens Outpost - Arizona Vineyards Stitcher & Patch Lady - Crossroads Ministry N. R. Dunn & Assoc. Ins. - Premier Beverage House - Triple L Pump - Abe’s Tumacacori Bar - Old Tubac Inn - and Geico. At 8:30pm music from the band, Mikey & the Maniacs played in the ballroom. DJ Tanessa filled in between sets of music. The final 50/50 drawing was announced @ 10pm. Congratulations go to the winner. 5 I would like to note that it was great to see Lavon and Leonard, long time members to SAHR MC, in full colors as they had just lost their daughter Janee. Those that know Lavon and Leonard know the ins and outs of what Janee was going through. I just want to say it was great to see both of them active with the event at hand and it would be what Janee would want. The night was eventful and the partying going on was all good. The next morning I was greeted by a phone call from Suzi-Q to join all the brothers and sisters for a buffet breakfast. Thank you SAHR MC for the complimentary breakfast. It was time to say good-bye and wish each other well as we all went our respective ways. Approximately 290+ biker brothers and sisters enjoyed this event, and the understanding is that next year’s Run to the Border will be at the same place. Check out SAHR MC’s Biker Rodeo on October 16-17, as it will be just as fun as it has always been. Till next time keep safe, healthy, and happy. Catch you all next wind, Sidekick a Biker-Friendly Bar & Grill in the beautiful pines of Overgaard, AZ 20,000 square foot outdoor party area patio, fire pits, dry camping available six beers on tap The Cabin 2763 Hwy 260 2 miles east of Rt 277 928-535-6117 American Choppers Swap Meet Third Sunday Every Month Vendors Arrive 6am Opens to Public 7am New & Used Parts Kirk’s Sports Bar will be open Call For More Details 220 West Main St Mesa, AZ 85201 480-833-4683 Under New Ownership 6 AZ Rider AZ Rider Rolling Thunder XXII ~ May 24, 2009 7 “The Grass Roots Reached 1000 Feet Into The Air” And there wasn’t a damn thing “HOLLOW” about any of it!! The next sound was this writer’s whistle as I launched “THE DEMONSTRATION” for the 16th year. About 250,000 motorcycles, according to a grid count taken from photos, would exit the lot and wind their way to Memorial Bridge. Crossing same, they headed toward the Lincoln Memorial before turning left to ride past the hundreds of thousands along the run’s route. Some 1,000,000 people, plus or minus 100,000 from all over the nation, and, from the appearance of some, the Cosmos as well, were in attendance. XXII was the tightest squeeze ever for the Rolling Thunder POW/MIA Demonstration. Perhaps Bob Schmitt who worked for our brother, the late Ted Sampley, and named this run ‘Rolling Thunder’, had an inkling that this response to the “National Disgrace” of writing off our men and women in uniform would, in time, help to reverse this despicable policy. We have gone from 93,316, at least, POWs and MIAs from 1918 through the Viet Nam War to two from Gulf Wars one and two. Nevertheless, we must remain on our guard to see to it that our government never falls into disgrace, in this matter, ever again. Over the years, millions of people have supported Rolling Thunder Motorcycle Rally, Washington DC Inc. Some 300 or so made the “Run For The Wall” across the USA this year. Then we had individuals and small groups coming on their own. For many who come, do so at great personal sacrifice; and save money all year to make this pilgrimage. These good people come from all walks of life, from all over the country and from Australia, Canada, Guam, and Europe as well. They make it happen. They are the PEOPLE who have affected change in our government. These are the PEOPLE that all of us are indebted to, civilian and military alike, for CHANGE that we can indeed live with. A personal thank you to all for helping to address this NATIONAL DISGRACE, the abandonment of our POWs and our MIAs, with a sense of NATIONAL PURPOSE, for a full and accurate accounting of our men and women. We all need to recognize and to remember, that America’s Veterans and those of our Allies are the Purchasers of Peace. And Every Veteran has the Right, the absolute right, to Come Home; even if it is to be Buried. See you next year and please all, RIDE SAFE. Michael DePaulo, COM National Parliamentarian, Rolling Thunder®, Inc. Plt. Sgt. USMC, RVN Photos by Patrick J. Hughes, National Photographer, Rolling Thunder®, Inc. above: Emcee Michael DePaulo reads an Akoskan Farewell in memory of Ted Sampley as Rolling Thunder Run Commander Artie Muller looks on; their arms locked in solidarity. They did this for all RT Members & the Vietnamese Community. above, right: RT photographer Patrick J Hughes {standing on right} with USMC boot camp buddy Leon D. Gray. Ted Sampley at Rolling Thunder in 1996 This year’s Rolling Thunder demonstration was dedicated to the memory of Ted Sampley. He was one of four ‘Founding Fathers’ of the Rolling Thunder Washington, DC Inc.® demonstration ride, commonly referred to as Rolling Thunder. Ted Sampley was a former Special Forces Green Beret who served two full tours in Vietnam. He was also an extremely passionate advocate of POW / MIA issues. Ted was much loved, greatly admired, and extremely well respected. He passed away on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 and will be deeply missed. Our condolences go out to his friends and loved ones at this time of great loss. Respectfully, Bruce & Betsy At 11:55, EDT, on Sunday May 24th, a Shadow loomed out of the EastSouth East. The altitude was 1000 feet, and it was big, very, very, very BIG!! Her air brakes were on, she seemed to float across the sky, and she was ominously silent. Normally the heated pavement of the North and South Pentagon parking lots would send up heat shimmers. Not this day; as motorcycles and other vehicles blanketed the parking lots. It was also normal for the noise volume to be extremely high on the ground. Not today, however, as nearly all looked up in awe as the B-52 flew over the scene below. As she drew closer, one could hear a whisper: that whisper grew ever louder and louder. Her eight massive jet engines screamed as she passed over the throng gathered together; under her ginormous outline, a 1000 feet above. The “Fly Over” drew an unprecedented roar of approval from the tens of thousands below. It was a mighty roar from the “Grass Roots Folks” gathered below to the turbines powering that B-52 above. Gold Star Mom Flo Johnson leads the way as they receive special escorts for the Rolling Thunder demonstration emcee Michael Depaulo with special guests NY Myke and Robert Patrick 8 RiderUSA Memorial Day Rally ✮ Flags for our Fallen AZ Rider II Submarine Torpedo monument. As of 2008, there were 52,513 interments. The cemetery is located at 23029 North Cave Creek Road Phoenix, AZ 85024. Visitation is daily sunrise to sunset. This past May 25th, RidersUSA held its 3rd Annual Phoenix Memorial Day Rally in honor of all those that have served our Country and their families. This year’s theme was “Flags For Our Fallen”. Rising in the early hours of Monday morning, hundreds of bikers and hot rod owners arrived at Cave Creek and Pinnacle Peak Roads in Phoenix to salute those attending the Memorial Day service inside the Phoenix National Memorial Cemetery. The first year of this rally saw 40 motorcycles participating. This year there were an estimated 150. RidersUSA staged flags 25’ apart for over half of a mile, leading up to the entrance of the Cemetery. In between the flags were parked the bikes and hotrods. From 6:30 to 9:30am, the constant stream of cars going into the Cemetery was greeted by the bikers and rodders with smiles, salutes, and signs acknowledging all the vets. Signs were donated by B&B Printery and Gateway Printing; both of Phoenix, AZ. A majority of the T-Buckets were from the CAT Club {Central AZ T-Bucket Club}. The National Cemetery was dedicated December 9, 1978 and the first burial occurred on March 19, 1979. The cemetery consists of 225 acres and will not reach capacity until well after the year 2030. As of 2003, there were 18 monuments. Two unique memorials are the Eternal Flame monument, which is pyramidal in shape, and the World War After the ceremony, there was a ride to Cave Creek where all had lunch. RidersUSA wants to thank those that helped and participated in this year’s rally. Plans are all ready being worked on for next year’s rally. The next big event for RidersUSA will be their annual Christmas party at the Veterans Home in Phoenix on December 19th. The Sovereignty of the United States, which is what RidersUSA bases its activities on, covers a lot of topics. Honoring our Veterans is a key aspect of the group’s activities. Learn more about RidersUSA by visiting their website at www.ridersusa.net/ A very moving slideshow of this day’s photos has been created by Main Event Imaging. Follow the link online at the AZRiderSouthwest. com AZ Vision page. 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Plus there were other food purveyors out in the Hosted by Mountain Motorcycle Ass’n AZ First off, we want to express our congratulations to the Mountain Motorcycle Association of Arizona for completing the steps to register with the State of AZ as a Motorcyclists’ Rights Organization. This accomplishment includes the commitment of having their own lobbyist. There are now 4 organizations working for bikers rights in AZ. Thank you for your efforts on behalf of AriZona’s bikers. We packed the bike for camping and got on the road mid-day Friday June 12. After playing leapfrog with everyone else who wanted to get out of the Valley for the weekend; we were there in plenty of time to pitch the tent, make the rounds to say our hellos, and cut the dust before the sun started to set. It was a great ride, although windy in parts; a prelude to the weekend’s weather outlook. The Cabin was again the venue for this event. Raynita and Steve have a very comfortable place here. There’s lots of room out back for vendors, games, and festivities. They have an area for dry camping – RVs & tents. The covered patio outside includes a fire pit for those chilly evenings. It is so easy to get to, just along Hwy 260 in Overgaard. When you stop by, be sure and say hi from AZ Rider. Nights were crisp, but our gear served us well. Just in case, we did have the bonus of an extra comforter, thanks to Tush. We woke Sat morning to see the tent ceiling dancing above us with the wind. Temps were beautiful, reaching the low 70’s around noon. And yep, the breezes continued through the day. Once you were at the rally, vendor area. Vendors included Stolen Recipe BBQ offering mmm… bbq brisket; and you could get breakfast there too. The Mtn Motorcycle Ass’n also had a food booth where you could get dogs, brats, & drinks. It was nice to see Tom & Rita of Motatir Creations, and they looked busy - stitching much of the weekend. Other vendors included Chuck Wagon Old-Fashioned Soda – {that was some good stuff!}, R’s Leathers, Cook’s Kettle Corn, Biker Gurlz, J&A Tees, Renegade Lights, and Frozen Spark Plugs. Kenny Cupp was there reminding us to ‘Never Ride Unprotected’. Out West Tattoo was there, offering tattoos, piercing, and body jewelry. You could get leather goods, stitching, tees, ladies tops – including cool designs and rhinestones, sweatshirts, headgear, knives, and more. The games can be a lot of entertainment, and this time was no different. Winners were: Tire Toss – Charlie {40ft}, Plank Ride – Mike McCall, Weenie Bite - Lou & Sue, Balloon Toss – Lou & Sue, Slow Race – Lou, Honey I’m Home – Lou. Yep – almost a sweep but not quite. Thanks for leaving trophies for some of the other folks! ☺ Special mention must be made here in regard to Tracey who was ‘Honey’. She did a great job, and made the game even more entertaining to watch. Daytime music was provided by DJ Rick Medders, of the CMA, who also served as emcee for the games and announcements. Ed & Jody Pearman celebrated their 40th Anniversary over this weekend. Congratulations to them! There was a fellow onsite for the weekend, filming for a documentary. We look forward to seeing how the project turns out. The optional Poker Run was free for whoever wanted to participate. It was a round trip from The Cabin, with stops at 260 Burgers on Hwy 260 at the Clay Springs turnoff, and the Ranch House in Snowflake. The high hand prize went to Lou and low hand went to Pat Dildine. In memory of Oilcan John, a motorcycle was ridden through the bar to the back patio for a burnout. Yeah, we miss you, man. The ‘Stray White Buffalo Band’ that played Friday night was described to us as a talented 2-person outfit that invited a couple other musicians to join their ranks near the last minute. Just a suggestion – stick with what you know works, until you get a few more practices under your belts. Of course, Saturday night was a different story. The John Scott Band rocked the place! They did a fantastic job, and people were dancing and having a good ol’ time. The music curfew was 10pm {outdoor noise ordinance}, and dancers took advantage of every minute before JSB had to say good night. Friday & Saturday nights each had a nice turnout in the bar. The pool tables were busy, the jukebox was playing, and there was a pleasant rumble of conversation and laughter. More than 100 signed in, according to event co-chair Tush. Several organizations came out in support, including American Legion Riders, Christian Motorcyclists Ass’n, ABATE, Huns MC, MMA-AZ White Mtn District, GWRRA, and FOE. The event ran very smoothly. This organization 9 has a lot of enthusiasm and they work well together. MMAA officers Iceman, Pharoah, and Spoke, and the rest of the rally committee did a great job. Other MMAA members donated items to the raffles and auction. I know we didn’t get to mention you all by name but you know who you are and your efforts are truly appreciated. Sunday morning, some folks were moving slower than others after roaring on Saturday night. But after some coffee and patience, eyelids started to flicker open. Morning activities included a Flag Raising Ceremony in honor of Flag Day. Then Pastor Sam of the CMA offered a prayer service and bike blessing. Shortly after that, members of the Mtn Motorcycle Ass’n gathered for their monthly meeting. From there, we leisurely packed the bike for the trip home and said our good-byes. We love riding in this area and the people are great. For any of you fellow flatlanders who have not yet ridden the White Mountains, you don’t know what you’re missing and need to check it out. This rally was a really fun time and we’re glad we were there. See you next time ~ Bruce & Betsy 10 Red River Run in Northern New Mexico May 22nd to May25th ~ Memorial Day Weekend I prepared the Shovel for take off on Wednesday night. I installed a new o-ring chain, a chain roller, changed the oil, and overall PM’ed the black beast. I tried to install my suicide shifter and hydraulic foot clutch… Now you would think I should know better than to mess with unnecessary shit before a road trip? I went on a trip to LA this past fall on the FXR and I changed shit around that could have waited till I was back home, and it came back to bite me on the ass. Just remember kids “If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It!!!!” Everybody here riding in New Mexico is familiar with the Red River Run. Veterans travel from all parts of the country and local Veterans make sure the campsite in Angel Fire is accommodating to all who stay or visit. I started attending this run in ‘97 and it quickly became one of my favorite rides. The scenery is incredible. From leaving the desert of Apache Junction, hitting the back roads, taking a lot of fresh air breaks, riding along the Rio Grande River; as the road snakes along, you just seem to get into an incredible soaring sensation. Anyway e…..nough fresh AIR!!!! I traveled to this run from AJ a few more times before head- ing up to the mountains here in Silver; but it’s been 7 years since I’ve been back to it. I left town at 7am, traveling into the mountains on NM 152; through the Black Range, winding roads, and mountain terrain - climbing to over 8000 ft in elevation. The road meets Highway 25, heading north thru Albuquerque, Santa Fe, and Espanola, where I stopped at Jo Ann’s Restaurant to dry off and get a great plate of fajitas. This place has a great reputation for their American and New Mexican food, and an awning to get your bike out of the rain. Riding along the river through Pilar and finally into Taos was an eight hour ride from Silver City; I was beat. I caught rain on and off all the way. Hanging onto the apehangers, fighting the wind, it was time to find a home for the night. A friend who moved to Taos, Issa de Niccola, lived in the campground on the way to Red River. I didn’t know if he was still there or not, but I knew it was a good place to set up the tent and get some shuteye. I arrived to find that Issa was still there. I set up and crashed for a few hours - testing the tent’s comfort level… Yep, it’s a frickin’ tent!! I still camp out, and I still RIDE to all and any event I go to! I woke up, got cleaned up, and headed out to check out the action in Taos. With the rain still pissing away, I found myself a designated driver; time to indulge!! A place in the center of town called The Alley became the watering hole for the night. They started collecting a cover charge for a DJ????? OK, time to get out of here. I was still wiped out from the ride. Another four to six hours of sleep would bring me back to life. I woke up Friday morning, grabbed a granola By Scooter T bar breakfast, and was ready to ride. Highway 64 takes you east out of Taos, and into some great twisties on your way down the mountain and into Angel Fire. Angel Fire is the place of the Vietnam Veterans National Memorial. The man who created this is Dr Victor Westphall. He donated his time, money, and land for this project. His son David Westphall was killed in action on May 22nd 1968. This memorial was a gift from a man who, like many, knows the pain of war. Heading down the road toward Eagles Nest to get fuel and warm up, the temperature was dropping as I started my ride up to ten thousand feet. Now, I’ve heard of the snow that has fallen up here on Memorial Day weekend and I just don’t want a Chicago flashback right now! Through the mountains, passing distant herds of elk, the scenery outweighed the cold. I arrived above the town to take a picture and just couldn’t get my damn hands to work. I then knew it was time to find a good drink!! There are three main bars in the center of Main Street- The Motherlode Saloon, The Texas Steakhouse and Saloon, and Bull O’ The Woods Saloon. The Bull O’ The Woods housed 90% of the club members. This is one of the Bandidos MC mandatory runs, with members traveling from Washington state, South Dakota, and all over New Mexico. I ran into a lot of familiar faces - Loners MC from Arizona, Black Berets from NM, and a lot of other clubs; some I have heard of, some that I had my first introduction to. Sorry to those clubs I didn’t mention. That’s what happens when yer having a hell of a good time. The Bands playing at both the Motherlode and the Bull O’ The Woods were excellent. Soul Kitchen played Fri and Sat at the Motherlode before heading to the Silver City Blues Fest on Sunday. The Otis Watkins Band rocked with classic and Black Sabbath sound. I even had a chance to step up on harmonica and play a blues tune with them. The Mike Addington Band ended the Sat and Sun evenings with some Americana, folk, and country and had the dance floor rockin’. Over at the Bull O’ The Woods on Thursday’s kick off party was The Damn Band, which I missed due to being intoxicated over in Taos. Friday started with the Tommy Carr Band, Dead Reckoning, Pigment, and finishing with Batman and Raven. On Sunday, Ravenous played. If you ever get a chance to see this band, go for it. Chris Ravin plays a guitar style that’s all his own and can sing about any song that’s out there. Then there is Raven G and this woman can sing! Her cover of ‘Whole Lotta Rosie’ by AC/DC is unbelievable. While the Motherlode was H.O.G. – Pork Lite Copyright 2009 I went to the doctor recently for my 10,000 mile check-up. During my last visit he said I was bordering on anorexia. I joined an anti-anorexia support group (Fast Foods R Us) and am proud that I have overcome it. Now, the doctor says I have Dunlop Disease (that’s when your stomach dun lops over your waist). Just when I thought I was on a healthy path, I’m diagnosed with something new. This was traumatic news so on the way home I stopped off at a Fat-Donalds and Fat Bell. At home I began to research this Dunlop Disease thing. One article reported that over 1/3 of the people in the US are overweight and that the US is 6th in the world in obesity. We should be ashamed to only be 6th. We should be 1st. I’m doing my part. Looking at a state chart of obesity in the US, the highest number of obese people were in Alabama, Louisiana, Georgia and Tennessee with an obesity rate of over 30%. Arizona is just slightly above the national average. It should be no surprise that the state with the fewest obese people is Colorado. I am guessing that is because at that altitude, the people are so busy gasping for air that they can’t eat and gasp at the same time. Maybe they all get their nourishment through IV’s. Another article said that continued obesity will take 10 years off of your life. Then another story claimed that obese drivers in the US cause the consumption of over one billion gallons of gas a year more simply because the vehicles have to work harder to carry the weight. So what does this mean to motorcyclists? • When buying a Harley, you will be weighed and measured. If you are over a AZ Rider my favorite place to hang out, (even our NM Governor Bill Richardson was caught by my camera having a good time there - pic bottom right) the Bull O’ The Woods was right on with the party!! Having two bars with live music Thursday through Monday across the street from each other gives me flashbacks of Prescott, AZ - back in the day. Sunday morning and a clear sky; it was time to ride the Enchanted Circle. The Silver City Crew got together and we took off toward Taos for some breakfast. This ride is a beautiful, scenic journey. You have it all, high desert flatlands to twisting mountain roads to wear down the floorboards; and the shovel loves to scrape them. After breakfast we headed west on 64 to see the Rio Grande Gorge Bridge with a breathtaking view of the river. Back to 522 north to Questa for a beer break. The rain clouds finally caught up to us. Some in the party decided to haul ass back to Red River, while the rest of us enjoyed being trapped in the bar. The rain stopped in about an hour or so. Not everybody had our luck as we watched soaked riders enter the bar. Oh yeah, just another day in paradise. Once back in Red River it was time to enjoy the last of my stay. It was great to meet a lot of people and see some familiar faces. This Run has always been a favorite of mine and it’s good to be back. Monday morning I folded up a wet tent, loaded up the black beast and hit the road for home. I stopped at JoAnn’s in Espanola. This guy pulls into the parking lot and jumps out of his car yelling at me. I thought I might have pissed him off earlier by passing him in my own special way, but he was letting me know something fell off the bike. I know, you say - what could ever fall off a Shovel??? I’m glad it was raining earlier and the dust was down, because running without an air filter and cover could be harmful on a dry desert day. On that note, remember your Locktite, enjoy the photos, and I’ll see ya on the road as a black flash of Shovel passes ya by!!!!! Apehangar certain limit, you cannot buy a bike. Harley wants bike owners to stay alive so they can make payments and buy parts. • Motorcyclists will not be able to use the drive-thru windows. In order to get more exercise and burn more calories, they will have to actually walk into and out of the fast food place. • Bikers will be weighed and measured at gas stations. If they are over a certain limit, an additional cellulite tax will be added to each gallon of gas. And of course, they cannot use self-service pumps since they need the exercise to go into the station to pay. • With more and more females riding cycles, Harley had come out with two new series: the Fat Rosie and the Fat Oprah. This met the Federal mandate that women deserved equal recognition too. These were added to Harley’s existing models: the Fat Boy and the Fat Bob. • It has been scientifically proven that we burn fewer calories in air conditioned environments. So a new Federal Law will be implemented requiring any biker to be weighed and measured before entering any business with air conditioning, including bars and dance establishments. In closing, I’ll leave you with a little known fact. We have all heard of the H.O.G. group. In most regions of the country, H.O.G. stands for Harley Owner’s Group. This is only allowed in states which do not have high obesity rates. These chapters were rescinded in the states of Alabama, Louisiana, Georgia and Tennessee where H.O.G. stands for “Heavy Old Guys” and “Heavy Old Gals.” Dr. Phil will be starting a support group in those states, ironically with the same acronym: HOG (Helping Overcome Gluttony). Lady Jewells’ Revised Medical Update: and called it a mini stroke. I thought that the doctors were saying it was a mini because I didn’t have visiable damage, therefore I wasn’t that damaged, but I was wrong. I had an acute stroke. I’m learning daily what skills I’ve lost. Little things like getting lost half way around my cul de sac. Being inarticulate. Not being able to focus. Losing time (A Zoner from Arizona). What took 60 minutes to type now takes 360 minutes. Worrying about having another stroke. How am I going to do my job..? I make light of the damage and the stroke. I tease my Doc – asking him what if I dyed my hair a different color – artificial intelligence, but admitting that the blond works best for now. I compare the stroke to a geyser – it’s just my brain letting off steam. After this one I’m good for another 8 years – huh Doc? Do Neurologists ever laugh? The findings of all the tests completed since 6/4/08.. I had 2 strokes; The old one damaged the left occipital lobe. The new one damaged the frontal lobe. (At least it’s not all in one area). My daughter saved my life by calling 911 fast enough. If I’d gone to sleep, I could be paralyzed or could’ve died. Instead I only have numbness to the backs of both legs and the bottom of my feet. (I bought a really cute pink cane - just in case I get tired.) My tremor in both hands is worse. (Now I could make a welder jealous. And my new slogan is, “Just half a cup, please”). I can’t type without spell check and/or grammar check [yet]. My speech is slow and/or slurred sometimes (mostly when I over-do-it). I have expressive aphasia, which means I can’t find the right words to say what I mean (Surely it’d be worse if I were a platinum blond). I get lost easily (It’s an adventure – I just have to find my happy place). I still can’t drive. (My daughter makes sure of that by stealing my cell phone). But my heart’s in excellent health. I don’t have any blood clots or holes in my heart. (So the cardio Doc doesn’t have to fix anything- inside joke). I have to reduce my BMI (Body Mass Index) from 30 to 25. My daughter, Amanda is learning to cook. And I’m expected to fully recover...(in a year’s time! 11 months to go.) Recovery takes patience – I have a lot more patience for my kids than I do for myself. If you want to read about my hospital and stroke adventures - send my editor an email – she’ll forward them to me. Or if we get enough emails – you’ll see more of me and we’ll learn about the warning signs, the ‘Golden Hour’, and stroke recovery together. PS.. You have 11 more months to enjoy a “Quiet” Lady Jewells…..in voice only..! Until our paths cross and our shadows meet, I wish you well. Enjoy Life ..... I am - Lady Jewells 480-837-5220 16828 Parkview Ave; Fountain Hills, AZ off Saguaro Blvd, a block from the Fountain BIKE Night Every Tuesday $1.50 domestic drafts & well drinks, $3 Margaritas Texas Hold’em FREE No Limit Poker Mon - Thurs, 6pm - ? 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To make a long story shorter, On June 4, 2009 at about 7:45am I got what I thought was just a really bad migraine. I figured I just needed to lie down and sleep. But my family wouldn’t let me go to sleep. Everyone was talking to me, but I couldn’t speak and/or comprehend what they were saying. My daughter, Amanda called 911 and Tempe FD responded in +/- 7 minutes. The EMT did a field assessment. The EMT asked me a bunch of questions. I got 50% correct. I slurred my name and the city I lived in, but gave them the wrong date and the wrong boyfriend. I thought I was still married to Charlie and the year was 1999. (I had moments of clarity. I recognized my family members and I remembered my friend, Robert. I just didn’t know it was 2009 and I’d been divorced for 7 years). The EMT’s ignored my protests and away we went. The suspected ailment – stroke. After about 5 hours at Scottsdale Osborn ER, I was doing better. My face wasn’t drooping. But I still slurred, had the migraine, was very shaky & dizzy. I recovered some of my memory. I cried when I realized it wasn’t 1999. I was happy to recognize, Mari - my 1 yr old grand-daughter. The ER staff assured me if I did better the next morning I could go home, but I had to stay over night for observation. (Secretly, I think the ER staff decided to send me to the hospital to make sure I didn’t die from an allergic reaction on their watch.) The Neurologist on ER duty initially chalked the episode up to a debilitating complex migraine but decided to do a MRI to be on the safe side. I told him prior to that MRI that I thought I had suffered a stroke several years earlier, because I’d lost a chunk of memories & college classes. However – I didn’t seek any medical care for that stroke. So I was curious if that episode would show up in the MRI. Over-night turned into 4 days. The hospital released me on 6/8/09. The Medical records indicate the MRI results showed 2 strokes. The newest one is an acute ischemic stroke that affected the frontal lobe with expressive aphasia. There’s a sizable area of damaged cells. (83% of strokes are ischemic. An Ischemic stroke is due to a blood clot or loss of blood flow to the brain). I mistakenly heard 11 Saguaro Blvd AZ Rider July 2009 Astrology 12 By, Kathi Calahan www.AmericanLovePsychic.com Happy 4th of July and happy birthday to all the July-born babies. A bit of history (very Cancer-like) from Wikipedia states: “The United States Declaration of Independence is a statement adopted by the Continental Congress on July 4, 1776, which announced that the thirteen American colonies then at war with Great Britain were now independent states, and thus no longer a part of the British Empire. Written primarily by Thomas Jefferson, the Declaration is a formal explanation of why Congress had voted on July 2 to declare independence from Great Britain, more than a year after the outbreak of the American Revolutionary War. The birthday of the United States of America—Independence Day—is celebrated on July 4, the day the wording of the Declaration was approved by Congress. Congress signed this document on August 2, 1776, and not on July 4, as is often believed.” Happy Independence Day! ARIES: Pull yourself off the treadmill long enough to take a whiff of those armpits and for God’s sake, go take a shower. This month is a great time for you to go get your medical check up and ask them to run a test on your glandular activities. Lucky Numbers 4, 45, 20, 6, 17, 12 TAURUS: Belching and bloating along, your eating habits may be catching up with you at last. Taurus is known as the comfort junkie of the zodiac, so your stomach upsets may be caused more from inactivity than anything else. Get up & get moving. Lucky Numbers 41, 7, 1, 11, 10, 18 GEMINI: July finds you caring more for the environment and substituting plastic throw-away water bottles for a stainless steel re-usable. Congratulations for being proactive in keeping your carbon footprint manageable. Keep up the good work. Lucky Numbers 40, 33, 32, 29, 18, 6 CANCER: Happy birthday you gorgeous thing! Your personality naturally leans toward caretaking and you make an excellent candidate for this type of job or business opportunity. Think about starting your own business from home this month. Go to www.godseer.com for your free How-To newsletter. Lucky Numbers 4, 47, 8, 9, 18, 1 LEO: Something happens this month for you regarding catering. Perhaps it has to do with food and then again it might even have to do with your needs and wants. Either way, this is a good time to do something you truly love for you and your sweetie. Lucky Numbers 26, 7, 2, 24, 19, 10 VIRGO: Colors have a profound effect on your emotional health this month. Avoid dark colors if your mood is crummy and surround yourself with live, green plants. This is a good time to garden, even if it’s just one small house plant. Lucky Numbers 40, 59, 21, 3, 6, 19 LIBRA: Stress could result in a big case of hiccups. You have a tendency to feel stress in the stomach area and unnatural tightening of your diaphragm causes this reaction. A regular practice of meditation is always good for your Libra brainiacs. Quiet the mind, quiet the body. Lucky Numbers 20, 22, 5, 10, 12, 8 Bio: Kathi Calahan has been a professional astrologer, psychic, & smartass for more than 28 years. She has given more than 20,000 readings and has been a teacher of astrology for more than 25 years. AZ Rider SCORPIO: Time to take an inventory of your groceries. Those comfort foods you’ve been hiding at the back of the pantry are only hidden so that others won’t find them and eat them. All your food secrets need to be evaluated and a new plan of action begun. You can do it. Lucky Numbers 40, 44, 17, 19, 12, 6 SAGITTARIUS: Take up the study of a new language. Your brain is hardwired for easy understanding of other cultures, languages and a long distance trip this month could incorporate them all. Have fun and earn the respect of others as you at least attempt a few words in the new language. Lucky Numbers 41, 11, 9, 8, 23, 25 CAPRICORN: Your inherited tendencies are visible this month. Especially those surrounding the American work ethic. You’ve always known that hard work will get you anything you want and you can thank your parents and grandparents for passing this trait on to you. Lucky Numbers 36, 8, 10, 14, 29, 3 AQUARIUS: This month your normal avoidance of domestic habits gets revitalized. You can come up with a simple, healthy and uniquely “yours” recipe that will wow those who usually turn up their noses. You may not be a domestic god or goddess, but you have potential! Lucky Numbers 29, 27, 6, 44, 40, 31 PISCES: Local politics takes center stage this month. You have a keen eye for noticing injustices and the ability to start a grass roots movement to remedy the problem. Normally shy and uninvolved, just say yes this month and make a difference in the quality of life for someone. Lucky Numbers 44, 32, 10, 19, 16, 2 To receive your personal psychic reading in matters of love, past lives, and compatibility, visit Kathi at her website www.AmericanLovePsychic.com EMERGENCY MOTORCYCLE TRANSPORT LICENSED INSURED call Stevie D (520) 406-0501 BETTER THAN RIDING BITCH VISA AND MC ACCEPTED 24 HOURS A DAY 7 DAYS A WEEK America’s Injury Lawyers Who Ride SERVING SOUTHERN ARIZONA Being A Responsible Motorcyclist Safety is paramount when riding your motorcycle. Below are several tips to enhance your safety and minimize risk while riding the open road. Get Licensed – Nearly half of all motorcycle riders involved in accidents are unlicensed or improperly licensed. Educate – More than 90% of riders involved in accidents had no formal training. Take a basic motorcycle rider training course to develop necessary riding techniques. Prepare – Wear appropriate gear for comfort and protection. Be Seen – Enhance visibility by wearing bright clothing and using retro-reflective material. Be Awake – A motorcyclist’s ability to react is greatly impaired by fatigue and drowsiness. Plan – Whether in a group or alone, determine your route in advance and coordinate with other riders. Inspect – Conduct a safety inspection of your motorcycle before each ride. Ride Sober – Riding while intoxicated affects judgment significantly. Obey the Law – Know the local traffic laws and rules of the road. Be Courteous – Be considerate on the road by showing courtesy and respect to other drivers. Improve – Take an experienced motorcycle rider course to sharpen and perfect your street-riding strategies. Ride Safe!!!!! Motorcycle American Choppers Thefts by www.LawTigers.com the Numbers With increasing popularity of motorcycling, motorcycle thefts are also on the rise based upon the most recent data from 2005. Throughout the USA, 70,613 motorcycles were stolen in 2005 which was a slight decrease from the 71,108 stolen in 2004. These figures represent a loss of over $434 million to motorcycle owners and the insurance industry. Motorcyclists are proud of their machines, oftentimes spending a great deal of time and money on their rides, from elaborate paint schemes and chromed parts to specialized frames and high-performance engines and exhaust systems. It’s not uncommon for a motorcycle’s base price to exceed $20,000 with aftermarket parts adding thousands of dollars more to the original price. With low recovery rates nationally, motorcycle owners need to take every precaution in protecting their investments. We recommend locks and good insurance plus always keep a file with receipts and even pictures documenting any changes. California beat all other states in the USA with the number of motorcycles stolen during 2005! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. California – 9,110 Florida – 6,324 Texas – 5,755 North Carolina – 3,053 Ohio – 2,573 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Arizona – 2,464 New York – 2,195 Indiana – 2,186 Georgia – 2,159 Pennsylvania – 2,021 Wine I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabbylooking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?” “No I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless woman told me. “Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” I asked. “No, I don’t waste time shopping,” the homeless woman said. “I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.” “Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?” I asked. “Are you NUTS !” replied the homeless woman. “ I haven’t had my hair done in 20 years!” “Well,” I said, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.” The homeless Woman was shocked. “Won’t your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.” I said, “That’s okay. It’s important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.” I called my stockbroker today and asked, “What are you buying?” His answer: Canned goods and ammunition. AZ Rider ABATE’s Spaghetti Feed East Valley ABATE’s Spaghetti Feed was held this year on Saturday June 6, at Mesa Tri-City Eagles, 2314 E. Apache Blvd in Tempe. We invited our friends the Ricca’s and Doc to ride along with us. This annual feast is an outing we attend as often as we can. There is always delicious food and great camaraderie. And at $5 each you can’t beat the price. It is not an ‘all nighter’ but just a few hours. This year it ran from 6-9pm; ending plenty early for those who wanted to still get out and do up a Saturday night. The menu offered spaghetti and meatballs {Redbone’s secret recipe} salad, and garlic bread. Cookies and some enticing looking chocolate cake rounded out the offerings. If you left hungry, it was your own damn fault! There was no band, just some stereo music to listen to. And that was fine. A lot of people spent much of the evening outdoors anyway. It was such a beautiful night to be out visiting, chatting, and looking at the bikes. The ‘Toss Your Cookies’ game was set up indoors, with the kids’ competition going first. After that, it was time for the adults to play. Let me tell ya…. It is NOT as easy as it looks! In the Kids’ toss, Molly was 3rd, Xavier was 2nd, and Madeline won 1st place. Jeff from CMA was the winner of the adult competition and collected $100. Cool raffle stuff included a motorcycle clock, a variety of knives, a gallon of bbq sauce {yes, a gallon}, EV ABATE apparel such as t-shirts, thongs, and boxer shorts {modeling optional}, bandannas, and a $25 gift card from Fry’s Market. 13 At the end of the evening, when everyone had gone through the food line ‘til their tummies were stuffed, leftovers were handled quickly. Huge meatball subs were prepared to take home. A small number were available for $5 each; first come, first served. Those folks got some very tasty lunch and/or dinner for the next day. Mike won the 50/50 prize of $112; a pretty nice return for a casual night out. a Summer Fun ~ Water Fun BOAT FOR SALE 12’ Aluminum outboard boat w/trailer, spare tire, and oars. Fully equipped with an Evinrude 6 hsp motor and will throw in a trolling motor as well. Was Flaky Fred’s which is why on the back of boat it says, ‘For Naked Ladies Only’. Anchors and gas available with electronic connections and what not needed to make it run. Water tight - been out on the water two times. Please contact Sidekick if you’re interested, at 602-397-5579 cell Asking $1500 OBO Other organizations attending in support included American Legion Riders, Christian Motorcyclists Association, Devil’s Own MC, Loners MC, Modified Motorcycle Ass’n-AZ, and Mountain Motorcycle Ass’n of AZ. Thanks as always goes to Redbone for sharing his culinary talents and to the Bonettes for keeping things running smoothly along the food line. It was nice to see so many familiar faces and get chance to catch up with some of them. This is a great group of people ~ friendly, and they really know how to have fun. Catch up with them at Mormon Lake Lodge for the Too Broke For Sturgis Rally, July 24-26. Until later ~ Bruce & Betsy GENERAL DENTISTRY SERVICES Stephen J. Vital D.M.D. American Legion Rider 480-924-6169 info@drstephenvital.com 3505 E. Brown Rd., Suite 102; Mesa, AZ 85213 ADVERTISE in AZ Rider Motorcycle News ed Public Accountant Chandler Custom Cycles Harley Repair � All Years & Models Sales � Service � New Parts Customs Mild to Wild Hours: Monday - Friday 8:30a-6pm Saturday 8:30a-3pm 2775 N Arizona Ave, Ste 8 Chandler, AZ 85225 480-497-3573 480-497-3581 fax www.ChandlerCustomCycles.com PAINFUL or BROKEN TEETH? 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FMI: your local HAMC member or Howie - Mr81@cox.net {Z} 7/4 {Sat} Operation Freedom Bird fundraiser on July 4th at Hardtailz Bar and Grill in Phoenix from 2-10pm. This organization takes Vietnam Veterans to Washington DC annually to help in the healing process. $5 donation at the door (includes a meal and raffle ticket). A live band, raffle prizes, 50/50, and lots of brotherhood. FMI: Clean Cut VNV/LV MC 623-332-9646 {E} 07/19 {Sun} Swap Meet at American Choppers 220 W Main, Mesa. Vendors arrive 6am, opens to public 7am. New & Used Parts. Every Third Sunday. FMI: 480-833-4683 {H} 7/5 {Sun} Abate of AZ-Yavapai Chapter 7th Annual Steak Fry. Sign in at Billy Jacks, 2555 Hwy 69, Humboldt, AZ. 928-632-8689 from 10-11am. Join us for a 5 Card Poker Run and a great Steak Fry Dinner @ $20/pp later at the Pinon Pines, Hwy 89, Prescott. 928-445-9935. Raffles, 50/50, high / low hands, Poker Run is free. FMI: Ross 928-925-4204 or Don 928-308-0927 {E} 7/12 {Sun} 16th Annual Cycle Splash Party hosted by Stoned Sober M/C, Tucson. Rivers Edge Bar & Grill, 4635 N. Flowing Wells Rd. in Tucson! $10 @ the Door. Old friends, new friends, Live Music, Wet T-shirt, Tattoo & Bike contests, 25¢ drafts in a Biker friendly bar. Noon ‘til 6pm. Sorryno kids! Oh yeah...cheap food too. FMI: Moses 520-730-6270, moseshealer@comcast.net {E} 7/17-19 {Fr-Su} Fire and Ice Bike Rally. 9th annual rally featuring Dokken, Litup and many more bands, Rodeo Events, Poker Run, Biker Baby, Ms. Fire & Ice, Bike Giveaway, Stunts, Bike tours, Hooters, Budweiser Pavilion and lots of vendors for food and bike merchandise. FMI: Randy Hoffman - email: grantsmainstreet@qwestoffice.net, www.fireandicebikerally.com {E} 7/18 {Sat} Brotherly Love-In w/ MMA-AZ. Proceeds this year will benefit Robin Hood Animal Rescue www.myspace.com/robinhoodrescue Entry fee is $5 or a pet item donation (crates, pet food, blankets, etc.). 7pm to ???? at Spuds Bar & Grill 3558 W Northern Ave, Phoenix 602973-0011. Break out your tie-dye and fringe for an evening filled with 60’s style fun and brotherly love to raise donations for a worthy cause. Hula hoop contest! Paddle ball contest! Best ‘tie dye’ costume contest and more. FMI: Vince 623-6809726 or Val 602-487-8317 {E} 7/18 Hell’s Angels Tucson presents Hot July Night with the Red & White! Bobby Jack’s Anniversary! Hot babes, cool bikes, hot times, cool friends. 8pm at River’s Edge Lounge 4635 N Flowing Wells Rd Tucson. Live music w/ Bone Creek at 9pm. 81 Merchandise for sale. $15/ pp. FMI: onepercenter@hotmail.com, www. hamc2son.com {Z} Submit calendar postings to http://azridersouthwest.com/ calendar.html click into the Online Calendar, select your date, and follow the prompts to Post A New Event 7/19 Christmas in July Toy Run hosted by Nomaden M.C., at their Clubhouse 137 N. Huachuca Blvd. Huachuca City, AZ. FMI: Animal - animal69@cox.net, www.nomadenmc.com/ {Z} 07/24-26 {Fr-Su} ABATE of Arizona’s 18th Annual “Too Broke For Sturgis“ at Mormon Lake Lodge. ADULT ONLY party. Attendees MUST BE at least 18 years old to enter. Proof of age will be required, with or without an accompanying adult/guardian. No alcohol sales in the event, so please BYOB and feel free to carry it anywhere on the event grounds. You must be at least 21 years old to drink alcohol on premise. No 4-wheel vehicles will be allowed in the designated tent camping areas. We need all the space we can get for tents. We will be providing free transportation from your vehicle to your campsite, running trailers all day Friday and Saturday. FMI: 602-222-8329, Vendors: 520-3711735, www.toobrokeforsturgis.com {E} August >>> 8/1 {Sat} Spartan Riders MC Glendale Charter open house. Come join the SRMC for a night of partying and fun. All are welcome. 7pm. 6002 w. Maryland FMI: Mouse 602 501 5217 {Z} 8/14-16 {Fr-Su} CA - Viet Nam Vets MC / Legacy Vets 19th Annual Pala Music Festival & Bike Show. Double Overnighter of Bands, Bikes, Babes, Beer, Food & Fun! Gates Open Friday @ 12pm. Bike Show w/trophies & Hard Body Contest on Saturday. Raffle Prizes & 50/50. Admission Fees: Camping $40/cpl, $30/sgl, Saturday 1 Day Pass $20. Next to Pala Casino, take Hwy 76 east from I-15 for 5 miles. Vendor & Bike Show info: Stubby 619 241-6958. Security provided 24hrs and Absolutely No Personal Alcohol allowed on site (due to license). To Benefit the ongoing search for OUR POW/MIA’s of all Wars, and OUR returning Home Veterans! FMI: http://www.vnvmc-cai.com/ {E} 8/15 {Sat} Hi- Tower Memorial Run hosted by Hawg Ridin Fools MC. Starts 11am at the club house in Mescal, exit 297 off I-10. It would be great to burn a tank for Tower. FMI: doug - hrfmc69@yahoo. com, www.hawgridinfoolsmcariz.com {Z} 08/16 {Sun} Swap Meet at American Choppers 220 W Main, Mesa. Vendors arrive 6am, opens to public 7am. New & Used Parts. Every Third Sunday. 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Live Music by “The Brotherhood of Blues featuring Sara Styles”. 100% of admission goes to the Luke AFB Hearts Apart Program. FMI: Warhead @ 623.340.3708, warheadrrmc@cox.net {Z} 8/29 {Sat} Nomaden M.C. presents Hot August Nights in remembrance of our Brothers. Buddy’s Bar in Whetstone, AZ. Poker Run, 50/50, Food, Band. FMI: Animal - animal69@cox.net, www.nomadenmc.com/ {Z} 8/31-9/7 {Mon/Mon} Ignacio Bike Week 2009 Ride the Four Corners. This is the Rally where it all started 16 years ago. Come out for the week or just over Labor Day Weekend. Enjoy concerts, rides, contests, poker runs, vendors, biker bull riding {with real bulls}, and much more. No gate fees. FMI: www.IgnacioBikeWeek.com {H} 9/12 {Sat} Southwest IronSocks 500 is a Ride for the Heart Foundation charity ride. Donations are garnered through rider’s pledges similar to the AHA’s Heart Walk. The ride format is based on our long distance Iron Butt charity rides {see next posting}, but half as long. $90 registration includes IBA ButtBuilder Certification, tee shirt, pin & refreshments along the route. 100% of all Arizona rider-generated donations go to the AZ Heart Institute. FMI: Bill Davis – bill@ridefortheheart.com, www.ridefortheheart.com, 760-644-2118 {E} 9/12-13 {Sat/Sun} Southwest 1000/1500 is a Ride for the Heart Foundation charity ride. Donations are garnered through rider’s pledges similar to the AHA’s Heart Walk. Start /end locations in Apache Junction and Tucson, AZ; Henderson, NV, Las Cruces, NM, Amarillo, TX, San Diego and Montclair, CA. $140 pre-registration includes IBA Certification, tee shirt, IBA pin and patch, Ride for the Heart event pin and refreshments along the route. 100% of all Arizona rider-generated donations will go to the AZ Heart Institute. FMI: Bill Davis - bill@ridefortheheart.com, www.ridefortheheart.com, 760-644-2118 {E} 9/18-20 {Fr-Su} Sunrise Serenity Run VII - A Clean & Sober Motorcycle Rally. Biker Potluck, Poker Run, Bike Games, Raffles 50/50, Speaker Meetings, Entertainment… FMI: sunriseserenityrun.info or Nancy at 928-242-3817 {E} 9/19 {Sat} POW/MIA Memorial Run in Sierra Vista, AZ. Sign in at VFW Post 9972 from 8-11. Sponsored by Sky Islands Chapter of the VFW Riders. FMI: www.vfwridersaz.org. {E} 9/19 VIII Society & Sober Riders 4th annual East Valley Run; 7am-7pm. FMI: Sonar wizbangpaul@yahoo.com {Z} 9/19 {NM} - The Huns MC - Alamogordo Chapter will hold its Hill Climb at Ruidoso, NM. FMI: Bobby - brotherdan@cableone.net, thehunsmc.com {Z} 09/20 {Sun} Swap Meet at American Choppers 220 W Main, Mesa. Vendors arrive 6am, opens to public 7am. New & Used Parts. Every Third Sunday. FMI: 480-833-4683 {H} 9/26 {Sat} Rally in the Alley in Sierra Vista, AZ. 10a-2pm at 176 W. Fry Blvd in the alley beside Sierra Vista Harley-Davidson. Poker Run reg 8-10am $15/pp. Open to all bikes and bikers. Raffles, music, food, vendors, poker “walk”, bike wash, dunk tank, “Alley Cat” girls, silent auction, & more. Sponsored by SVHD, presented by Thunder Mountain H.O.G. Public welcome. No alcohol or weapons please. FMI: jimstraka@powerc.net or hsbecker3325@yahoo.com {E} 9/26 ABATE of AZ-Yavapai “Lucky Lucy’s Poker Run” to show appreciation for our business members. Sign in at the Log Cabin in Chino Valley. Wild West Junction in Williams for lunch. Last stop “Lucy’s Bar and Grill” in Chino Valley. Free Poker Hand, Live Music, Door Prizes, 50/50, High & Low hands. $10/pp. FMI: Don 928-308-0927 or Ross 928-925-4204 {E} 9/27 {Sun} Gold Star Family Day. Thank these families for their Sacrifice. www.GoldStarMoms. com 10/1–4 {Th-Su} Las Vegas BikeFest FMI: http://lasvegasbikefest.com/ {H} 10/3 {Sat} Save Veteran’s Day Parade Fundraiser. Mesa has pulled the funding for the Veteran’s Day Parade but the American Legion Riders from Mesa’s Post 26 are determined to continue honoring our Vets! Post 26 is hosting a fundraiser with fun, food, games, prizes and much more. Entry fee of $15/rider and $5/passenger includes 120 mile free Poker Run. Register 8-9:30a at Post 26, 505 W. 2nd Ave., Mesa. FMI: Gnarley - tkodell @ cox.net {W} 10/8-11 {Th-Su} Riot on the River hosted by the AZ Confederation of Motorcycle Clubs in Winkelman, AZ. FMI: 602-758-2201 or www.azcmc.org/ ROR.html {Z} 10/11 {Sun} Ride For Kids 2009 to benefit the Pediatric Brain Tumor Foundation. Ride starts & ends at Desert Ridge High School, 10045 E Madero Ave, Mesa. Sign-in 8-9:45am. Escorted ride departs 10am sharp, rain or shine. Basic donation $35/motorcycle. Raise more donations and earn rewards. FMI: 800-253-6530 or RideForKids.org {F} 10/11 Motorcycle Swap Meet at Pinal County Fairgrounds, 11 Mile Corner {Exit #194 off I-10} 9a-4pm, $5/pp, under 12 free. New & used parts, accessories, rare parts, other bike-related items. Seller spacesare 10x15, $30/space. FMI: 520423-1967 {F} 10/16-17 {Fr-Sa} Southern AZ Harley Riders MC Biker Rodeo. Details TBA {H} 10/16-18 {Fr-Su} Hawg Ridin Fools MC hosts their 11th annual ‘Ride, Em Don’t Hide, Em’ Party in Mescal - exit 297 off I-10. Rain or shine. FMI: Doug 520-678-5538, hrfmc69@yahoo.com, www. hawgridinfoolsmcariz.com {Z} 10/17 {Sat} Sober Riders MC Casa Grande Crew and Vietnam/Legacy Vets MC host their 4th Annual Motorcycle Rodeo. All day event. Details TBA. FMI: Never Ready - sweetpea_az2004@yahoo. com, or Hippie 520-709-0500 {Z} 10/18 {Sun} Swap Meet at American Choppers 220 W Main, Mesa. Vendors arrive 6am, opens to public 7am. New & Used Parts. Every Third Sunday. FMI: 480-833-4683 {H} 10/18 4th annual Bearly Cruzin’ Car & Bike Show benefits the Spinoza Buddy Bear Project. Hosted by Sons of the American Legion, Squadron 2, Post 2, 2125 S Industrial Park, Tempe. event 11a-3pm; event fee $20, pre-reg $15. Food, music & more. register 10-11am, judging 12-2pm. FMI: Xavier 602-330-1666, Elvia 480-200-6675, www.bearlycruzin.com {E} 10/24 {Sat} 6th Annual Witch Hunt presented by MMA Leather District, SRMC, DTMC, and LRMC. More details TBA. FMI: Ice Princess 602315-7178 {Z} 10/24 {Sat} Mesa Red /White Halloween Ball. All day/all night party at Dirty Harry’s / Roosters at 3731 E Main St in Mesa from 2p-2am. Bike wash, giveaways, bands all day and night, drink specials, & 81 support gear. Sexy costume contest in the evening. A portion of the proceeds goes to “Every Kid Counts” See Ya There FMI: Taz cmorgan92@cox.net, mesahamc.com {E} 10/25 {Sun} 5th annual AZ Rip’s BAD Ride, an event supporting the American Diabetes Association. Multiple start sites throughout Arizona. Event site at Pinal County Fairgrounds, Casa Grande Event includes lunch, live concert, bike show, bike games, & more FMI: 1-888-342-2383 x7112, email: hgoldsmith@diabetes.org or ripsbadride.com {F} ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ 11/5-8 {Thu-Sun} Rocky Point Rally. Parties, music, & more. Fundraiser for local charities. FMI: http://rockypointrally.com/ {H} Check out the AZ Rider Online Classifieds AZ Rider Screw Laughlin April 24-25, 2009... Spring is in full swing with nice temps and 20-30 mph breezes. Folks all over Arizona are enjoying the best part of our riding season. For many the end of April is the time to head to the Laughlin River Run. But in my world we say “Screw Laughlin’ and that’s where we headed - to the 7th Annual Screw Laughlin event located this year at Jake’s Corner, AZ. For those of you not familiar with Jake’s Corner, it’s just 20 miles south of Payson and located 3 miles east of Hwy 87 on Hwy 188. Jake’s Corner has the presence of a little old west town with a bar and a general store. We arrived early Friday and many vendors were already set up. Many campers were there also. Talk about ready to party! Gates weren’t scheduled to open until 5pm for early check in. Throughout the afternoon more and more campers arrived and the primitive camping area behind the bar in the RV park filled up quickly. All seemed happy to embark on their first biker camping trip of the season. Gates opened about a ½ hour early to accommodate the more than 200 people signing in on Friday. This was the first year that early check in was offered and it seemed to work well. The band ‘Brotherhood of Blues’ was Friday night’s entertainment. I’ve heard this band many times and can say they were at their best here; absolutely perfect sound. The crowd was dancing, singing and having a hell of a great time. Party mode was in overdrive on Friday night. It’s one of the best times I have had. Jake’s Corner even had a fish fry on Friday night that was not too shabby. The band ended at 11pm due to a noise ordinance in the area. But by then many were ready to call it a night while others took it as a sign to go back to camp for round 2. Either way, life was good. Saturday morning was beautiful as temps were in the low 50’s. Many got up and took a 9-mile ride to Butcher Hook to have breakfast, others cooked at camp, and still others took advantage of the breakfast put on by Jake’s Corner. For a 3-dollar donation they had breakfast burritos, coffee, and juice. You could also buy a shot of vodka and head outside to the Bloody Mary Bar and make your own… life is real good. Many party goers were still passed out or moving extremely slow; looking for the hair of the dog that bit them. The gate opened again at 10am. Bikes rolled in all day. There were a dozen or so vendors to shop and a poker walk through the vendors for prizes. If you got bored with that, you could always go and terrorize the camps of your closest friends. At noon it was time for the bike and biker games. The games at any event are always fun to watch or participate in and some of the games at Screw Laughlin are a barrel of laughs…no weenie bite for these folks! The bike games this year were the slow race and barrel push for the 1 up games, turd toss and clothes line for the 2 up games, men and ladies tire toss and ‘screw your partner’ consisting of a plunger and a roll of toilet paper. The crowd was rolling during the games. Even participants couldn’t keep a straight face at times. The winners were: Slow Race: Rainman, Barrel Push – Rainman, Tire Toss – Dago 49’ 8” and for the ladies Velvet – 44’ 4” (Wow! don’t mess with Velvet!), Clothes Line – Sarah and Vine, Screw Your Partner – Toni and Leslie, last and certainly not least Turd Toss won by Cowboy and Sidekick. Yes, that would be Sidekick of AZ Rider Motorcycle News fame. To either side of the back gate, which led from the game area to inside the venue, were a dunk tank and a strong man bell ringing game. You could hear that bell going off occasionally through the day. The dunk tank in the afternoon drew a pretty large crowd of men as Sarah from the Limey Riders MC climbed into the dunk tank sporting her all-American red, white, and blue bikini. She hung in there for an hour or more and froze her butt off, as it was only around 70 degrees. Bet that water was cold! Soon other ladies, bikini or not, took their turns. Now off to the tattoo contest! There were many entries this year and 4 very thorough judges analyzed every detail of every tattoo. It was probably one of the better-judged tattoo contests I’ve seen in a long time. After much deliberation the judges reached their decisions. Drum roll please…and the winners were: Best Color – Melody, Best Black and Grey – Cowboy, Best Motorcycle – Del, and Best Overall – Donita. Winners of the poker walk were also announced, the top three hands were: 4 Queens – Wallace, 4 Jacks – Hollie Sanchez, and Full House – Jessie. This year an award was given to the rider who came the farthest. This award went to a Native couple that rode all the way from Silver Springs, NM – 492 miles. They received a beautiful plaque and the promoters threw in 2 Screw Laughlin T-shirts and run pins. They seemed to be having an awesome time. It was now time for the John Scott Band to start the Saturday night entertainment and to get everyone primed and ready for the notorious wet tshirt contest. One story to be told that happened during the interim of the games and the tattoo contest was the arrival of ‘Ricky’ the Repo Dude. Now this guy walks up to the gate and wants to be let in to repossess a motorcycle that he was tipped off was at this event in the camping area. He 15 was told he had to pay if he wanted to go in and pay he did. He was asked multiple times if he was sure that he wanted to go back into the camping area where many bikers were hanging out and repo that bike. He said ‘sure’. He looked at his sidekick and said let’s go. The sidekick said ‘no way’ was he going back there and he didn’t sign up to repo at a bike event. Now mind you, these guys looked like cops right down to the flak jackets. So ‘Ricky’ repo dude heads for the gate and into the camping area. About 15 minutes later, Ricky repo was escorted to the gate by a half dozen caring bikers who thought he must’ve lost his way. Ricky repo and his sidekick left unscathed and with a better understanding that a bike event is not the place to conduct his business… What the HELL were you thinkin’ Ricky repo? A little before 8pm it was time to gather up the ladies to strut their stuff. A hat was passed around the event to collect some prize money to award winners along with their plaque. Each winner would receive an additional $100 cash prize. First up was the Au’Natural class with about 12 ladies. After some very cold water and a little struttin’ to the music and lots of crowd encouragement, the win- ner was Sarah from the LMRC. Next up was the Cosmetically Enhanced class…known better as the ‘bolt on’ competition. There were only 2 entries but it’s quality not quantity that matters. The winner was Verna with the SAMC. Verna generously donated her money back to Cindy Gates – recipient of the “Save the Ta Ta’s” run the prior week. The band continued on for a few more hours to almost an empty house. Many had only come for the day and the partying folk of Friday night had not much left to give on Saturday night. Many turned in by 10 while some of the diehards partied on. Either way, it was all good and another successful Screw Laughlin event. I have attended Screw Laughlin for all 7 years and have seen this event change a bit every year. It has moved to a new place almost ever year. This event has always attracted the attention of law enforcement wherever it goes and tends to freak them out a bit. Promoters and attendees just laugh, as there has never been an incident of any kind. Probably the most boring night these officers have ever had and some major tax dollars at work when all the extra officers are called on duty and command centers are brought in. This year they either finally got it or Screw Laughlin finally slipped under the radar, as there was no police presence whatsoever. I only saw the occasional sheriff passing by on his hwy patrol. This venue was nice but the camping was more than primitive. That was really the only complaint I heard. Camping events always have an issue of finding the right spot that has all the amenities needed along with great camping… those places are few and far in-between. So it will be interesting to see where this event goes next year or if it stays at Jakes. Promoters are working on perhaps adding a short poker run and some other items to the itinerary. Almost 500 people attended this year. That’s about the same as last year but that’s a great accomplishment as many established events are reporting only 1/3 of the attendance of prior years. They must be doing something right as the people keep coming. But at $15 for the weekend, who can go wrong? Great event and I look forward to next year’s party. Awesome job by Desert Thunder MC, Limey Riders MC, Sober Riders MC, and the MMA of Arizona - Leather District in bringing you this event each year. Special thanks to Stiffy for being the roving picture taker at the games. 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