The Communitarian - Delaware County Community College
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The Communitarian - Delaware County Community College
Volume 20, No. 4 y December 4th, 2012 Serving Delaware and Chester Counties www.thecommunitarian.org Tourists indulge in Philly City Food Tour By Ashley Caldwell Photographs capture light and darkness of looming end of the Mayan calendar Page 9 In the end, faiths unite Page 7 Author Dr. Diane Turner visits Children's Literature class I am standing with five other women in a circle in Center City on a Tuesday afternoon, listening to Judy Beck, 50, giving a brief history of The Shops at Liberty Place on 16th and Chestnut Streets. Beck’s eyes widen and her hands gesture as she tells a story about “The Curse of Billy Penn,” which was that if any man constructed a building taller than the brim of Billy Penn’s hat, the city’s four sports teams would be cursed. She says that 1980s developer Willard G. Rouse built a 58-story, 945-foot skyscraper, which took 30 years. The skyscraper reached above the brim of William Penn’s hat, and the curse was executed. Philadelphia’s sports team have not won a championship since the Phillies’ World Series in 2008. Beck, wearing a maroon Polo-collared shirt with black pants and white sneakers, is the tour guide for City Food Tours: Taste of Philly. After Beck describes the history of Liberty Place, she identifies the food establishments we’ll be touring, while she provides information about nearby architecture, such as the former First Philadelphia Union League Confederate Club, historic City Hall, and restaurants popular with the locals. Beck, a longtime resident of Philadelphia, has been a full-time tour guide for more than three and a half years and says she loves her job. “This is the best,” Beck says about being a tour guide. “I’ve worked in public relations at Boscov’s for two years, and then they closed down many of their stores. And then here, so, I’ve done it all in the ‘media world.” She found out about the job on Craigslist.com and thought to herself, “Wow! I can do that,” so she applied for it. She adds that she loves food and calls herself, and others who feel the same way “foodie’s.” The tour includes stops at the Philly Soft Pretzel Factory, Joe’s Pizza, The original Philadelphia Company, now Del Frisco’s Double Eagle Steak House, and many others. Our first stop is Joe’s Pizza, where we eat, what Philly Soft Pretzel Factory, a stop during the City Food they call, “Tomato Pie,” a Tour: Taste of Philly, that bakes warm, soft, melt-inslice (Continues on page 11) Page 3 your-mouth pretzels. Photo by Ashley Caldwell A Longwood Christmas lights up the eyes and hearts of Chester County Campus Bible Fellowship opens their doors to everyone By Brooke Gwinner By Tammy Pfaff marketing and communication. Longwood Gardens, located in Kennett Square, Pa. is one of the world's most exquisitehorticultural display gardens. The garden is open year round to visitors and displays 11,000 types of plants, indoor and outdoor, as well as performances, special/seasonal events and attractions, and educational programs. Patricia Evans has been the communications manager at Longwood Gardens since 2004. Her duties include media and press relations with media, radio, and print. Evans recently sat down with me to discuss the Longwood Gardens experience. Q. Please explain your position with Longwood Gardens and what your duties are. A. I make sure that interviewers are matched with the right staff member, depending on the story. I also help with Nothing but the whole truth: an open letter of apology Page 5 Q. When you were growing up, did you ever dream you would work at Longwood Gardens? Please tell us how you got started in this line of work. A. I am actually from this area so I grew up knowing what Longwood was and visited it as a child. I loved it. I have a degree in journalism and worked for 12 years as a journalist writing about high tech computer technology. I had the opportunity to come back to Longwood Gardens and knew what a terrific place it was. It was a great stepping point in my career. Q. What do you think makes Longwood Gardens a favorite in not only our area, but in the United States? What separates it from any of the other gardens? A. Longwood is one of the great gardens of the world, not just the United (Continues on page 6) MLB's fish team has chum owner: Loria Page 4 Against all odds, Deonte Simpkins, 19, dealt with hardships that no young boy should have to face. Simpkins said that he was discontent, self-centered and had no connection with God. “I was completely angry, lost, hopeless and irritable,” said Simpkins who attempted suicide when he was 7. By the time he was 8, Simpkins said he was smoking weed and doing drugs. When he was 15, he was a heroin addict and had skin cancer. “I could blame it on a lot of circumstances,” Simpkins said. “The hole in my soul that I felt was filled by a drink or a drug.” Simpkins said he had a spiritual awakening through the process of working the twelve steps while attending meetings for Narcotics Anonymous and Alcoholics Anonymous. “The twelve steps mean being of service, making amends and taking a personal inventory,” Simpkins said. Simpkins believes that an “amazing God” deserves credit for Simpkins two years of sobriety. “God just knocked on the door,” Simpkins said. “It has nothing really to do with me. I just came and was willing and open hearted to just do whatever he says and I’ve had nothing but blessings.” Today Simpkins is a behavior science major at DCCC and works at Panera Bread in West Chester and hopes to become a rehab counselor. “God’s running the show,” Simpkins said. “I’m helping my family. I’m a son today. I found true peace. God’s power has turned me around.” Simpkins said he doesn’t get a chance to go to a twelve step meeting on Thursday, so he and his friends go to Campus Bible Fellowship. “It’s just a blessing to be able to go (Continues on page 2) 'Funnies': student generated comics featured for first time 'King Animal' mirrors Soundgarden's drama-free reunion Page 14 Page 13 Page 2 CAMPUS LIFE Campus Bible Fellowship opens their doors to everyone (continued from front page) somewhere and be encouraged and have friends,” Simpkins said. Campus Bible Fellowship meets every Thursday at the Marple campus in Room 2281 at 11:05 a.m., to find encouragement and fellowship with each other. Since many Campus Bible Fellowship members were participating at a table set up at the multicultural festival on Nov. 8, Simpkins started the meeting by leading the group in a prayer. “I felt so at peace,” Simpkins said. “I clear my mind and just say whatever comes to my mind instead of trying to control the situation.” Robyn Stahl, president of Campus Bible Fellowship, and a business major, said that the group is diverse, and includes different ages, genders and races. “We accept anybody,” Stahl said. According to Stahl, Campus Bible Fellowship participates in other college activities such as the Multicultural Festival that took place on Nov. 8 and the Student Expo last September, but they also plan outside activities and field trips. “We would like to go to the Tabernacle in Lancaster,” Stahl said. “So we are trying to organize that.” Stahl organizes the meetings, sends out emails about the club and tries to follow an agenda each week. A typical meeting begins with introductions and a word of prayer. “We provide Bibles and start off by reading the Book of John,” Stahl said. “However, we are pretty flexible. If somebody has a concern, they are more than welcome to share.” Stahl said she has shared her experi- ences at times because “it’s always nice to get a Christian’s opinion.” Bronwyn Livezey a 17-year-old health studies major, said she joined the group for encouragement and the importance of having fellowship with other Christians. “When you’re a coal outside of the embers, you might be dull,” Livezey said. “I also manage the delaGATE group for the club.” Walker said to foster an environment of open discussion, the club implemented a strict rule that whatever is discussed in the meeting is kept at the meeting so students can be open about whatever inner struggles they may have, and receive the full support of the group. Members of Campus Bible Fellowship participate at the Multicultural Festival by serving Sagu de uva, a Brazilian dessert. The club chose this dessert because one of Campus Bible Fellowship attendees, Barbara Moes, is a native of Brazil . Photo courtesy of Rebekah Albrecht said. “But the moment you get pushed back in the fire, you become hot again.” Bret Walker, primary server specialist for information technology at DCCC, said his role in Campus Bible Fellowship is probably 60 percent participant, 40 percent advisor. “I participate in a leadership capacity along with the faculty advisors and the officers of the club, helping the club find direction and stay on course,” Walker The following week during the Nov. 15 meeting, the doors were left opened, inviting other students to enter, as members sat casually in a circle. Again, Simpkins led the group in prayer. Simpkins continued to pray that the group would learn more about God and his love for everyone. The group went around the circle, sharing their name, major and how they are trying to improve their relationship with Christ. Candace Tolliferreo, a 27-year-old behavior science major, said there has always been a spiritual side of her since she was little. “Even when I strayed away, I always ended up coming back [to God],” Tolliferreo said. Tolliferreo said she tries to connect to God on a spiritual level by trying to acknowledge him more and to live by an example. “I don’t believe you should beat yourself up over sin,” she added. According to Tolliferreo, even though she doesn’t read the Bible [outside the club], she knows she is still connected with God. “I love going to Campus Bible Fellowship because everybody is so open,” Tolliferreo said. “It’s not like you come and feel like you are forced to do something. It’s really open and they give you an opportunity to have leadership. It feels good to participate.” When it was Simpkins’ turn, he said that he tries to practice keeping God in his life the whole day and to feel God’s presence. Before the twelve step program, Simpkins said he tried to make himself happy with drinking and drugs. “And now I don’t have to carry that burden,” Simpkins said. “I can just give it to God. He makes me happy. If I do get discouraged or off track, it’s ok, it’s progress not perfection.” Contact Tammy Pfaff at communitarian@mail.dccc.edu Penn State Brandywine A Big Ten Education In Your Neighborhood Find your place at Penn State Brandywine • Baccalaureate degrees in Business, Communications, Education, Engineering, Human Development, Information Sciences, Liberal Arts, Psychology, and more ... • Saturday Accelerated Bachelor of Science in Business degree program for working adults • Convenient class times, free parking, small vibrant campus community • A world of networking opportunities with more than 500,000 Penn State alumni • Individualized counseling for transfer students • Scholarships available Come visit our campus • Walk-in Wednesdays (call for more information) • Or arrange for an individual appointment (see the website for details) Transfer information session Saturday, Dec. 8 10 a.m.-noon Partnering with Delaware County Community College for more than 40 years! 25 Yearsley Mill Rd. Media, PA 19063 610-892-1200 www.bw.psu.edu Historian and author Diane Turner visits DCCC By Janae Houston Dr. Diane Turner, a historian and author, was welcomed by Tracy Boswell's Children’s Literature class on Nov. 12 to discuss her children’s book “My Name is Oney Judge.” “I am thrilled that we were so fortunate to have her visit with us to share some of her knowledge about Philadelphia’s African American History," said Boswell, an adjunct English instructor, “and the children’s book she wrote on Oney Judge called ‘My Name is Oney Judge.’” Turner’s book is about a young African American female child who was enslaved by President George Washington. She is a historian, archivist and the curator of Temple University’s Charles L. Blockson Afro-American Collection. Turner has a bachelor’s degree in anthropology, a master’s degree in history and a doctorate in history from Temple. Influenced by Blockson’s collection, Turner explained how much passion she had for Judge after she ran across a novel written about her. “I was leisurely reading and came across Judge’s story,” Turner said. “At the time, I was working on another project, but Oney’s spirit channeled me to tell her story.” Turner had never written a children’s book before, so she started by making a skeleton of the book and found artist Cal Massey. After she was finished writing it, Third World Press published her book. Turner said she dedicated the book to her grandniece and niece. Turner believes that it’s important that young African American women can identify with people in history. Although Judge’s job was unique as a personal assistant for Martha Washington, one of the most valuable lessons for African Americans, including children, was her willingness to negotiate after she became free. Toward the end of the class, students bought several autographed copies of Turner’s book. “Children are disfigured everyday by not being aware of their history,” Turner said. “This was my channel to change that Oney’s story shows how she took her freedom.” Contact Janae Houston at communitarian@mail.dccc.edu Dr. Diane Turner informs Tracy Boswell's children literature class about her first children's book titled "My Name is Oney Judge." Photo by Janae Houston Apply Now for Spring 2013 Special Transfer Admission Program • Contact the Admissions Office for an Instant Decision Day appointment. • Schedule an appointment by calling: 800-MU-ADMIT • Classes begin January 29, 2013 Don’t Wait Apply Today Bradford Pear tree CAMPUS LIFE Page 3 Millersville University is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action institution. A member of the Pennsylvania State System of Higher Education. 4888b-1112 Page 4 EDITORIAL The Communitarian is produced by both current and former students of Fundamentals of Journalism II in collaboration with Campus Life and published at Delaware County Community College. Students who would like to write for the campus newspaper and have already completed Fundamentals of Journalism I (ENG 130) should register for Fundamentals of Journalism II (ENG 131). Students who have completed both classes are welcome back to join the senior staff. For more information, send an e-mail to communitarian@mail.dccc.edu. Executive Editor Robert Tierney Managing Editor Tom Dougherty Honest word: an apology By Robert Tierney Dear loyal readers, I must confess with the utmost sincerity that you have been lied to. Nearly two years ago, when I was just a reporter for The Communitarian, I covered a variety of topics. For the most part, I was comfortable tackling my assignments and interviewing a number of people. However, while working on an article about St. Patrick’s Day at Silk City, a diner and bar in Center City, I ran into some difficulties trying to interview loud and drunk patrons. I spoke with the club’s bouncer and the assistant manager, but while reviewing my notes later, I felt there was something missing. So I did the unthinkable for a journalist: I invented a couple of sources and quotations. This means I broke the most important rule in journalism: writing only the truth. I violated the public trust that is the foundation for any newspaper. Following the article’s publication, I felt terrible. I was sick. I didn’t tell anyone because I was afraid of the consequences of my actions. After a year and a half of grueling inner struggles, I’ve come to a point in my life where I want to become a new, better version of myself: to become more self-realized and actualized. As part of this process, I cannot move forward without taking responsibility for the wrongs I committed and making amends for them. Reader, you deserve the facts and because I let you down, it hurts the integrity of my own character, and that of The Communitarian, where I have served as executive editor for three semesters. It hurts like a sharp blade to confess this. But I believe that if you suffer from a weakness, you shouldn’t hide it at the cost of others or yourself. Expose it in spite of everything that could happen because that’s the only way others can know if you need help or guidance. Additionally, if you have done something wrong, as I have, expose that as well. It’s never too late. Every day that you have the deed on your conscience it’s going to be an unnecessary burden and a barrier to your growth. I ask that you please forgive me. More importantly, I ask that you continue to trust The Communitarian and its staff, who have strived to deliver the best content at the highest standards since I became the executive editor. Because of my actions, I am resigning as executive editor of The Communitarian at the conclusion of the semester. I will be replaced by managing editor Tom Dougherty, who deserves the position far more than I do. It has been a wonderful experience working with the college’s staff, faculty and students, and, despite what has occurred, I am grateful for that opportunity. Senior Graphic Designer Peter Albrecht Webmaster Victor Adu Junior Editors Ashley Caldwell Christine Irving Reporters Brooke Gwinner Janae Houston Tammy Pfaff Dan Shrader Staff Photographer Windy Joseph Comic Artists Blayze Garvin Stephen Travers Faculty Advisor Bonnie McMeans Contact Robert Tierney at communitarian@mail.dccc.edu Forget Powerball — we have already won life’s lottery a hopeful inventor in need of a little capital By Ingrid E. Newkrik People for the Ethical Treatment to kick-start her promising idea. Here’s hoping that the odds are in faof Animals (MCT) Hope springs eternal, no matter how slim the odds. You can see that in the long lines for Powerball tickets, despite how cold it is outside in most of the 42 states where the jackpot has climbed to hundreds of millions of dollars. No one can be blamed for wanting to win a windfall that makes “Skyfall,” another form of entertainment with long lines, look like a home movie. With more than $400 million in the bank, you could have a lot of fun, buy a lot of things you need and a lot of stuff you don’t, and do an enormous amount of good for those who weren’t so lucky, like those poster children with cleft palates, the dogs in animal shelters, impoverished students who ache to go to college, the homeless man who needs a place to hang his hat and tattered coat, and vor of coming Powerball winners who care and want to share. But even if we don’t win the lottery, it’s good to remember that in fact, we have all won life’s lottery and have good reasons to count our blessings — even those of us who don’t think of ourselves as lucky. Someone who has lost a limb in military service or in an accident, say; those of us who have lost our home to a fire or flood; and those of us who can’t afford the little luxuries that we would like — we are all still winners. How so? When we feel sorry for ourselves, it helps to put things in perspective, to remember that we live in the United States of America, where we have a great many luxuries unknown to most of the world. We don’t have to stifle our opinions or get a government-issued pass to travel to another state: We enjoy freedom of speech and freedom of movement. We are entitled to an education. We do not have to starve or freeze: Someone will provide us with food, shelter and water. If we are down on our luck or out on the street, there are basic support services available from the government and from charities to help us. And even beyond all of that, we have won life’s lottery because we have been born human. Whether you believe we lucked out because of karma or divine intervention or by an accident of birth, just imagine for one moment what life would be like if you had been born a mouse in a laboratory, a dog kept outside on a chain this winter, a bear in a barren enclosure in a roadside zoo or a bird confined to a cage. Just imagine. This is an appeal to all of us who have won life’s lottery by being born into the luckiest 0.0001 percent of life forms: Remember to care and to share, especially during this season of goodwill, Powerball or no Powerball. A customer fills out a Powerball lottery ticket at Jimmy's Mart on Two Notch road in Richland County, South Carolina, Wednesday, November 28, 2012. (Tim Dominick/The State/MCT) The opinions expressed on the editorial and commentary pages do not necessarily reflect those of The Communitarian staff or College. We welcome your comments on any matter relating to Delaware County Community College, and responsible rebuttal is encouraged. Write to communitarian@mail.dccc.edu. Please write "Letter to the editor" in the subject box. COMMENTARY Page 5 Clearing the record In our Nov. 13 2012 issue of The Communitarian we incorrectly attributed the photos below. They were taken by Communitarian staff photographer Windy Joseph. We apologize for the innacuracy. Below are the photos with their proper captions and credits. Jack Frost, as played by Chris Pine, in the 2012 movie "Rise of the Guardians." Photo courtesy of blogspot.com Nude model shows off her body artwork during ArtNUDE exhibition Oct. 27 in Center City. Photo by Staff Photographer Windy Joseph Mary Eileen Johnston (front) and body art model (back) strike a pose during the ArtNUDE exhibition Oct. 27 in Center City. Photo by Staff Photographer Windy Joseph Page 6 LOCAL NEWS A Longwood Christmas lights up the eyes and hearts of Chester County (continued from front page) States. It has to do with the conservatory. We have one of the largest in the world. A lot of gardens around the world are about the collection, but we are about our display. We grow ordinary plants in extraordinary ways. Our horticultural display is amazing. Q. Please tell me more about the conservatory. A. The conservatory was built in 1919 by our founder Pierre S du Pont, to grow fruits and vegetables out of season. Today, the Conservatory has grown to include more than 4 acres under glass and features 20 indoor gardens that change year round. I like to think of walking through the conservatory as a trip around the world—it contains more than 5,500 types of plants –and in one room you are looking at plants from South America, the next garden may feature plants from the Mediterranean, and another room plants from Australia. Every day, it is dazzling! Q. How many fountains are there? A. Depends what you count as a fountain: a single spout, a fountain head with multiple jets, etc. Our largest fountain garden is the Main Fountain Garden which has 750 jets that shoot as high as 130 feet in the air and recirculate 10,000 gallons per minute. In all, we easily have over 1,000 jets Q. Are there any common misconceptions that you feel visitors may have about Longwood Gardens? the conservatory there is a tunnel system that not only serves for heating and mechanics, but also the staff can walk from the conservatory to other areas of the gardens underground. It's 4 1/2 acres from one side to another underground. Q. Longwood Gardens is currently holding a Chrysanthemum Festival, which features the Thousand Bloom- the largest in North America. What exactly is this festival and what is so special about it? A. People look at them as a fall favorite. Usually, everyone has mums staff and volunteers to help. Everyone asks us if we take the lights down after and we do take them down. Q. How does Longwood Gardens ensure they all work? A. (Laughs) One of the things we have as part of the maintenance is electricians to make sure the lights work. If something were to happen with the Peco power, we have generators to run lights and keep the gardens operated. Q. Are there any new attractions or events that Longwood Gardens plans Q. What qualifications does Longwood Gardens look for when hiring? Is there a specific type of person they look for? A. We have a wide variety of job types: agriculture staff, marketing, guest services, so there is not one specific type. What they all have in common is the passion for what they do and the love for the organization. That is demonstrated by the number of members who have been here for years. It's a great place. Q. Please describe the amount of work and time it takes into maintaining Longwood Gardens year round. A. We have 400 full-time and parttime employees, as well as 800 volunteers. It might surprise a lot of people to know that. It takes a lot of manpower to keep the gardens beautiful.We have buildings through the acreage - 100 buildings on the property that people don't see - water treatment plant, employment housing. I equate Longwood Gardens to a college campus. Q. Longwood Gardens has more than 11,000 types of plants. How does Longwood Gardens pick which plants they will have displayed? A. Part of our personal staff is the display designer. His job is to come up with displays every year with what the conservatory will look like and he chooses a plant palette. We are always looking for new plants and it's all done through trial and error. We will first see if it grows the right way and if it's worthy. Once it is, it's ready to be displayed. The designer will work for a year ahead of time. He is already working on Christmas next year since the plants take awhile to bloom. You have to know what you want and always be ahead of the curve. Q. What time of the year do you feel is the best time to visit Longwood Gardens? A. There is never a bad time. Whenever you come, there is always something different to see. It's like a living museum. We routinely change out things and it may look different day to day. The plants even look different every day. Our busiest time is [the Christmas season], which starts Thanksgiving Day. We have approximately 325,000 visitors during that time. But summer and spring are also really popular with fountains. We have more fountains than any other garden in the United States. A Longwood Christmas, at Longwood Gardens in Kennett Square, Pa., is one of Chester County's largest Christmas attractions. The gardens are transformed by Christmas displays, trees, lights, and thousands of poinsettas. Photo by Brooke Gwinner A. I do. People feel like if you don't like water culture, you will not like the gardens. That is not true. They may not have a garden or never will, but they still love to come. First and foremost, it's a garden, but there's so much more than that. We have many programs, performances, and classes for visitors to learn. It's more than a beautiful garden. It is a good place to unwind and unplug from the daily bustle of life. Some visitors bring books and read outside. Q. Longwood Gardens has a Performance Series that includes jazz, organ, and classical performances featuring seven Grammy Award Winners and artists from seven countries. What can one expect when attending a performance? A. We have always had a perfor- mance arts program. The founder of Longwood had a love for the performing arts and it has always been a part of the garden experience. We continue this throughout the year. Longwood works with agents to get artists. We try to attract different ones because we want to expose people to artistry around the world, just like plants. When you come, it's the venue that makes all the difference and all concert tickets include garden admission. Q. Please tell us something about Longwood Gardens that not even members, volunteers, or employees may know. A. I would say that one cool thing that most people don't know is that under in their garden and yard, but the only place in the United States that you can see the chrysanthemum is at Longwood Gardens. The chrysanthemum is brought over from Japan and China, where they began and they are grown into amazing shapes and forms. We have had a grower for the Thousand Bloom for many years who went back and forth from Japan to learn from the masters how to grow it. A single chrysanthemum has to be pruned and pinched in 18 months to form large 1,339 blooms. We do it because it's horticultural and it is an art form that should be preserved. It's a beautiful display that people enjoy seeing. We are very proud to keep this tradition. Q. Longwood Christmas is one of the most popular Christmas festivities in our area. Could you please explain the preparation that goes into making Longwood come so alive during this time? How long does it take to set up the entire display and what is done differently for this event than any other time of the year? A. Planning for Christmas starts a year in advance. They try to change it up every year to keep creating a new magical experience for guests. After September, Arborists string a half a million lights around the gardens. We get ready for the change over the Sunday before Thanksgiving at 5 p.m. and shut the gardens down while we put up Christmas trees, poinsettias, and the other Christmas displays. Christmas is the biggest team effort that takes hundreds of the to unveil in 2013 or the near future that visitors can look forward to? A. Every year we try to come up with a theme for our visitors. In 2013, we are going to let guests see areas of the garden and see how we make magic happen. We'd like to introduce them to the talented staff and let them see what they do, how they do it, what it takes to make displays, and maintain the garden year round. Q. What is your most memorable moment while working at Longwood Gardens? A. There have been a lot. Every holiday season, we have a T.V. show that is done live the Friday after Thanksgiving. We have had a lot of musical acts from Boyz II Men to Doney Osmond. Those days would be filled with visitors full of excitement and holiday spirit. Those days were the highlights. But the firework and fountain shows are just as wonderful. The last minute of the finale is spectacular. Just hearing the crowd erupt, applause, and say "Oh my god, that was so awesome!" With their reaction, you just feel so proud to work there and be part of it and the displays. That's what I'll always take with me. Q. Anything else you would like to add? A. We're open every day. People should come and see us! Contact Brooke Gwinner at communitarian@mail.dccc.edu Page 7 Apocalypse or New Age? A Mayan Special Edition Al Gore, MTV anxd the end of the world By Tom Dougherty The end of the world; it’s upon us, at least if you believe the Mayan calendar. On Dec. 21, the Mayan calendar ends. It’s over, finished, no more. And so are we, the adage goes. Remember Y2K, the Hale-Bopp comet and the Rapture? These are just a few from my lifetime. Lunatics have convinced folks that the world was going to end many times before this particular tale and those people ended up just being mental on the day of reckoning. Then, the next day, those wacky individuals continue to praise Jabba the Hut as the Almighty Savior and spew nonsense. But if the world does end, and the most accurate calendar known to man stays on path and the human race does vanish, then here are few reasons why we let it happen. Al Gore and global warming We might have had a chance to prolong the demise, but we thought Al Gore was some bonehead spreading malarkey to the masses. You know the whole global warming thing that no one really paid attention to. Gore’s 2006 documentary, “An Inconvenient Truth,” won two Academy hurricanes have increased and the sea level has started to rise. These are just some of the global warming predictions that have come true. If this fairy tale becomes true, Mr. Gore will be standing wherever the afterworld is, and, with his finger pointing at everyone, will say “I told you so!” MTV’s role If there were other signs of a pending demise, we should have paid more attention to the “Jersey Shore.” If there is a God, that would have been his warning to the human race that we’re pretty much a doomed species. I guess we all missed that signal. The world will never be ready for Kid Rock to be a soul singer, and that's one reason why Side note: MTV’s the world could be coming to an end on Dec. 21. goal must have been to (Luis Cinco/Los Angeles Times/MCT) completely corrupt society and shatter the family Awards and made $24 million in the wasn’t enough. unit. Mission accomplished, color me old United States. Its goal was to educate Climates are changing, polar ice school, but the society we live in today the general public about global warming, caps are melting, although less than isn’t exactly the one I’d wish on my and while it was a box office success, it originally thought according to reports, (Continued on page 8) What do Muslims, Jews, and Christians have in common? An end. By Dan Schrader Will there be another Noah’s Ark? Some astrologers believe that Earth is in the Age of Aquarius, which means there will be more water-related natural disasters. Gerald Benedict, author of “The Watkins Dictionary of Religions and Secular Faiths” and “The Mayan Prophecies of 2012,” wrote, “Flooding is associated with both the creation and the destruction of the Earth, and a deluge is one of the most persistent themes in Mayan literature.” In the last decade, there have been major hurricanes and tsunamis that have damaged coastal regions in the United States – Hurricane Katrina in 2006, the most recent tsunami that hit Hawaii in 2011, and Hurricane Sandy in October. As Dec. 21 draws near, many people of faith have also reflected on the possibil- ity of an apocalyptic ending of the world. Sean Loomis, a 28-year-old Deacon of the St. Anselm Parish of Philadelphia, Stars will realign in a cosmic shift didn’t hear about the Mayan prophecies that alters all human minds and transcends until recently, but he doesn’t believe it’s the human race into a new age of prosperso much the end of the world, as it is a ous living. The oceans will flood the lands reset in the Mayan calendar. while the sky shoots constant lightning “I heard their calendar ends in 2012 bolts to the crumbling Earth. and people are up in arms,” Loomis said. A Messiah will rise and lead humans “This is frequently interpreted as meaninto a new age, or Jesus will return to ing it’s the end of the world; however, my battle the anti-Christ, saving humanity in understanding is that the Mayan calendar one final duel between good vs. evil. is cyclical, so it’s not that the world ends, A comet will force shifts in the but the calendar starts from the beginning Earth’s magnetic poles, or solar flares again.” from the sun will spawn the atmosphere Roman Catholics believe Armagedinto destruction. don or the apocalypse will occur at the Any of these events could occur in end of the world. Loomis, however, said only 22 days. that “apocalypse” is a Greek word that These are the world’s dominant relimeans “revelation” and the Armageddon gious beliefs regarding the apocalypse and isn’t a happening, but an actual place. the alleged end of the world on Dec. 21. According to Loomis, Catholics believe that the de-creation of the cosmos coexist with the prophecy of God, revealing himself and exposing the mysteries of life, although he admitted that passages in scripture like “stars falling from heaven” aren’t meant to be taken in a literal sense. For that reason, Loomis believes that if something happens in 2012, it wouldn’t be the death of the world, but a revealing of God, and if it is the end of the world, people would want to prepare. Eli Kopel, a Rabbi at Aish Hatorah in Philadelphia, thinks the Mayan prophecies are nonsense. “Whoever tells me the world is ending and they’re sure of it,” Kopel said, “I say: ‘oh yeah, no problem. Let me get the deed to your house and I’ll give it back after the world ends.’” Apocalyptic Mayan theories are based on astronomical occurrences, such as Kopel said that Jews believe the comets raining down on Earth. coming of the Messiah will occur after Illustration courtesy of National Geographic/Nicolle Rager-Fuller, NSF. 6,000 years of human existence on Earth. Currently, Kopel believes that humans have been around for about 5,700 years and that the Messiah will return in less than 300 years. “It’s just not something that people will be made aware of,” Kopel said. “If the Messiah would come on a set date, then everybody would do whatever they wanted until the last moment and then start behaving themselves a week before.” Dr. Francis Bellini, a professor of world religions at DCCC, said Sunni Muslims believe that “there will be an end of the world and actually it will be Jesus that will fight the anti-Christ or devil, but nobody knows when it is.” Bellini spoke about an event titled “The Mirage” which is about the Muslim Prophet Muhammad taking a trip to the Seven Heavens to meet the past prophets, but before he goes to the heavens; he leads many of the old time prophets from the Bible into a prayer. Before the prayer is finished, Muhammad asks the prophets when the end of the world is-- the prophets tell him there is no known expiration date, but the day will come. “Even though it will happen, human or prophets are not told,” Professor Bellini said. “Only God knows when this will happen; it cannot be foreseen.” Although most religions seem to come to the same conclusion that the world will end, Siddhartha Gautama, the original Buddha, explained that “The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will become of you, depend on no one. Only the moment you reject all help are you freed.” Contact Dan Schrader at communitarian@mail.dccc.edu Page 8 A Mayan Special Edition Al Gore, MTV anxd the end of the world Doomsday as unfresh as spoiled baloney (Continued from page 7) child. MTV’s partially to blame for that. Best case scenario: The Mayan calendar signals the end of the world, which in turn, kills today and future generation’s mindset that all that’s important in life is sex and money—at least, that’s what I get from listening to today’s music. Worst case scenario: Nothing happens. Kid Rock is a soul singer Maybe we didn’t have any control over this. Maybe we did. But Kid Rock now is a soul singer. Yep, the American Badass now sings soul and that’s a sign of the apocalypse. Started out as a rapper, then a rocker turned into a country singer, Rock released his latest album, “Rebel Soul” on Nov. 19. The halftime show of the Thanksgiving game between the Detroit Lions and Houston Texans was enough for one to think the end of the world was only a few weeks ahead. It was that bad. I’ll give Kid Rock some credit. There may not be an entertainer or musician who’s able to reinvent him-or-herself like Kid Rock. But the world’s not ready to see Kid Rock perform as a soul singer. And the world will never be ready for that, so the end must be near. Contact Tom Dougherty at communitarian@mail.dccc.edu The Sam Venable Column 21. I can't wait for the arrival of Dec. When that day finally comes, we'll all know the Mayan calendar's alleged "end of the world" prophesy was baloney. Just like the hundreds, maybe thousands, of similar predictions throughout history. What's more, the dawning of an otherwise uneventful Dec. 21 will drive the final nail in the coffin of the most-hyped non-event since Y2K. For years, there have been books, magazine articles and scholarly debates galore on this hocus-pocus nonsense. Not to mention the 2009 movie "2012." Happily, this lunacy also has sparked a wave of humor in the form of jokes and cartoons -- including this week's panels of "Mother Goose and Grimm" on the News Sentinel's funny pages. Even greeting card companies have cashed in. My favorite among this treasure trove shows two ancient Mayans. One of them, leaning against a large stone calendar, announces, "I only had room to go up to 2012." His buddy retorts, "Ha! That'll freak somebody out someday!" On the other hand, you gotta admit there are certain advantages to cashing in our chips on Dec. 21. Among them: No sadness over UT's dismal football season. No need to envy Alabama, Georgia and other SEC teams that kicked major butt (including Tennessee's) throughout 2012. No agony over not having an exciting, post-Christmas bowl game to attend. Even better, no sense even listening to mindless gossip about who's going to be the Vols' next head coach. No fear of the fiscal cliff. Let the Repubs and the Dems continue their refusal to compromise over this important issue. Who's worried about an economic meltdown when there won't even be such a thing an economy? Speaking of money, no need to fret whether or not the Bush-era tax cuts cease. No hassle with end-ofyear W2's, receipts, dividends, bank records. And no nail-biting next year as April 15 approaches. No panic over the Christmas rush. Missed Black Friday and Cyber Monday? Haven't purchased cards? No tree? No front yard display? Haven't practiced for the church's Christmas cantata? Way behind on your holiday baking? Pfft! Don't sweat it. Once the Mayan prediction comes true, the world simply reverts to a large, lifeless blob of eggnog. No resentment if it's not your candidate who takes the oath as president of the United States next January. Not that this matters, really. The Repubs and the tea partiers won't have to wait until Dec. 21 to find blessed relief. Their world came to an abrupt end way back on Nov. 6. The Knoxville News-Sentinel, Tenn. (MCT) SJU Bachelor’s in Criminal Justice Now Offered at Delaware County Community College Apply Now! Spring Classes Start January 14. Maximize your associate degree with Saint Joseph’s University! 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To light or darkness, we know not where it will lead us, or if there may be something more tantalizing off the beaten path. There are times where this hike feels like a lonely one. The trees can blend together, becoming a monotonous mass of indifference to your struggles. They are your challenge and in a sick way, your only company. You are often lost, the path goes cold, but you keep searching in a world that doesn’t care, just to prove that you are the stronger force. Seen also as a new beginning for humanity, the end of the Mayan long count ticks down to the point where our ties to one another become stronger. No longer will the color of one’s skin matter, nor one’s heritage or gender. These are not reasons people can use to ignore or degrade each other’s existence. The gifts each person possesses will be magnified when others encourage their growth and when the gift is shared and made special by each person who comes into contact with it. Love One, as in love one’s self for the gift that your love is to the world. Love All, as in every acquaintance, friend, lover, hater or stranger for what their existence does for your self-development and understanding of your world and life. Freedom and Hope. Despite the self-fulfilling conditions of our pro- Hopelessness and Imprisonment. Problems have a way of perpetuating themselves and undermining one’s faith. These problems could stem from belief systems we were imbued with during childhood. It could be attitudes that were hyperbolized or negatively reinforced. Our minds, programmed to act and react in certain ways becomes like a prison. The soul becomes corrupted and maintains an aura of darkness that hangs inside our bodies like a storm cloud. grammed minds, if we ‘wake up’ to ourselves, our motivations and our actions, we can learn our ‘process of destruction’. Through reflection and staying open to learning we can see our behavioral patterns for what they are; a modus operandi meant to achieve our desires, but which is unable to do so because of its self-defeating nature. Once we realize our true desires, and once we get a healthy dose of reality, we can take proactive steps to gaining what we want from life and on the whole, live happier. Page 10 A Mayan Special Edition Collage of relic images, map and tables explain what was behind the Mayan Long Count calendar, and why it is not meant to predict global disaster on Dec. 21, 2012, when the current long count ends. MCT 2012 Linda C. Black [Doomsday] Horoscopes 12/21/12 By Nancy Black Tribune Media Services (MCT) Today’s Birthday (12/21/12). This Winter Solstice witnesses a collective awakening toward a higher purpose, an exceptionally auspicious way to begin your year. Maintain busy-work energy (until June) with healthy food and exercise. Social life sparks this summer. Home changes bond. Follow love. To get the advantage, check the day’s rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging. Taurus (April 20-May 20) -- Today is a 6 -- Do the work to get the best results. List problems to be solved. Travel, education and publishing are favored this month. Share ideas, don’t hoard them. Ask for help. Gemini (May 21-June 20) -- Today is an 8 -- Provide excellent service and complete numbers as you plunge into a busy work month. Back up talk with action. A friend connects you to someone influential, who has a common cause. Cancer (June 21-July 22) -- Today is an 8 -- Finish a tough job that pays better than expected. Invest in domestic comfort. This month, delegate to a perfectionist. Take your partner on a trip. Take notes. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) -- Today is an 8 -- Go ahead and commit. It could seem risky. You could take a loss. There’s more work coming. Put your heart into it. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) -- Today is a 6 -- You’re especially affectionate this month. Listen to creative ideas. Confidential information helps you save. Invest in your home. Dividends come later. Measure success in healthy food, water and family. spiring cause. Aries (March 21-April 19) -- Today is a 9 -- There’s no way to go but full speed ahead. Follow your vision, and release old paradigms. Accept a new service opportunity with determination. Easily sell your brilliant idea. http://upload.wikimedia.org/ home technology by barter. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) -- Today is a 9 -- Imagine you have what you want. Consult an authority and talk over all angles, obsessing on the details. The money’s available this month. Take persistent action. Hear someone who’s angry. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) -- Today is a 9 -- More work means more savings. Postpone expansion and stash the riches. You’re really on Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) -- Today is an 8 -- You’re gaining confidence. Conditions are good for a family discussion. Convince your team of their awesomeness. Be a calming influence. Press for action. Put your house in order this month. http://horoscopefortoday.org/ Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) -- Today is a 7 -- Focus on studies and learn quickly. Your mood is infectious, so choose one you’d like replicated. Conserve resources and update Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) -- Today is an 8 -- Complete one game, and begin a new one this month. Learn from a master, and get inspired. Luxuriate with time in solitude. Eat slowly and well. Gather additional benefits. http://www.colorcompany.ca/ http://horoscopefortoday.org/ your game this month. You have a distinct advantage. Forward an in- Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) -- Today is a 7 -- There’s an inspection or test, and you get farther than expected. For the next month, your team is hot. Let the kids do their share. Stash away winnings. Page 11 LOCAL NEWS Tourists indulge in Philly City Food Tour (continued from front page) of pizza with nothing but pizza dough and tomato sauce, created and sold in the U.S. since 1914. “It tastes so soft!” says Gwenn Holtz, a retired elementary school teacher for five years. “I’ve always had the rectangular-shaped style at room temperature. This was new to me!” Next, we head for the Philly Soft Pretzel Factory at 15th and Sansom Streets. During the walk, Beck points out and recommends a few restaurants, including Oyster House and 500-Degrees. “The Philly Soft Pretzel started in 610 A.D. with the Italian mob,” Beck explains. “The reason we know that is because its name in Italian is “Pretiola”. It was a reward by the monks to children who prayed properly.” Beck adds that the traditional shape, which looks like folded arms and has three holes, represented the position for praying. “I never knew that was like that,” Holtz says referring to the triple-hole shaped pretzel. “I’ve always only known the long one with the two holes.” As we stand in front of the pretzel factory and eat our pretzels, Beck asks each of us to share our own “childhood pretzel story.” “I remember my dad bringing them home,” says Barbara Burnetski, also a retired teacher from Levering Elementary School. Across the street from the factory stands the Philadelphia Union League Confederate Club where former President, Abraham Lincoln, is considered to have spent more of his personal and professional time than anywhere else, during his term, according to Beck. The club is now part hotel, part memorial museum dedicated to Lincoln. “I stayed here for my son’s wedding,” says Mary Lee Malen, a retired teacher at Levering Elementary School. “It was so much fun. It’s so exciting to know that Abraham Lincoln stayed here too.” Leaving the pretzel factory, the group walks around to the front of the Confederate Club, over to 14th and Chestnut Streets, and finally to Del Frisco’s Double Eagle Steak House restaurant. The restaurant is the renamed and renovated Philadelphia Company, established in the late 1880s. The top area is transformed into a dining area, while the lower dining area consists of tables set on either side of the restaurant, with two stairs that lead inside a bank vault. Inside the vault are tables set with white cloths and two or three wooden chairs, alongside a wall of wine bottle racks. Next, we go to Zio’s Brickoven Pizza, where we eat our specificallyordered cheesesteaks and two plates of fries, spread with real cheese whiz. This cheese whiz is considered to be the best in the city, according to Beck Only a few of us are able to eat our whole steaks, but that doesn’t stop us I M M A C U L A T A from sharing our thoughts about them “I love it with cheese,” says Jan Kanoff, another retired teacher from Levering Elementary School. Our last stop is at the Reading Terminal Market, where we walk through an assortment of different food stands, ranging from chocolate candy to meat, poultry and fruit. We try chocolate covered pretzels at Mueller’s Chocolate, a family owned and operated business. Our final destination is the Flying Monkey, which specializes in many cake flavors covered in different toppings, such as chocolate and peanut butter. Beck points to one delicacy and says, “These are double-dark chocolate cake truffles.” The chocolates are delicious and a fitting conclusion to our tour. “I’m always excited about these tours,” Beck says. “You meet new people each time you go out. You leave everything behind and give the people a good time. It’s all about the positives.” Contact Ashley Caldwell at Communitarian@dccc.mail.edu "This building is where President Lincoln spent the majority of his time..." says Judy Beck giving the history of the Philadelphia Union League Confederate Club on the Taste of Philly Food Tour. Photo by Ashley Caldwell U N I V E R S I T Y EARN YOUR in less than two years! BACHELOR’S DEGREE ONLINE • Emergency Planning & Management NEW • Health Care Management • Financial Management • Human Performance Management • Organizational Management Classes start January 7, 2013 Register for one of our Virtual Information Sessions and get a $50 application fee voucher! • Saturday, November 17 @ 10 am • Tuesday, November 20 @ 7 pm • Thursday, November 22 @ Noon • Monday, December 3 @ 7 pm • Wednesday, December 5 @ Noon • Sunday, December 9 @ 3 pm CONTACT: Dr. Dean M. 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All the regulars at Open Mic Night, which takes place at Burlap and Bean, located at 204 S. Newtown Street Road in Newtown Square every Thursday, are very supportive of Leahy, who has pervasive developmental disorder, otherwise known as autism. Andrew Wisneski, 16, performs for the first time at Burlap and Bean's Open Mic Night, doing his original song, "First World Problems" while his friends watch with the rest of the audience. Photo by Christine Irving That’s the type of crowd you find at every Open Mic Night: a supportive group of friends making music together. Burlap and Bean is a café owned by brothers Ben and Brent Endicott and I M M A C U L ATA U N I V E R S I T Y Added value for your associate degree Why attend Immaculata? Your associate degree is worth more to us. When you enroll full-time* you will receive an additional $1150 grant per year. This award will be an add-on to the financial aid package that you receive. 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Swartywelder, who has been hosting this event for five years now, introduced each performer. A good number of participants were regular performers who come to every event, some for many years now. But the regulars don’t appear only in person. “We have quite a large following online,” said Bob Kurtz, responsible for live streaming the events each week. “We’ve got people from all over — Canada, England, Australia, Scotland…” Kurtz, who by day handles the shipping at a printing company called Campbell Business Forms, explained that while live streaming, one can also start a chat room with the viewers and they can interact with each other. One regular live stream viewer, Chloe Godbar from Manchester England, is planning to fly in one Thursday to see her friends perform in person. “We’ve got our own little community,” Kurtz said. He’s not the only one who thinks so. Another familiar face was 25-year-old Jason McGovern, who sat down with his acoustic guitar and a cup of coffee at a recent event. “I’ve been performing almost all my life,” McGovern said. “Here, there is more of a family atmosphere, rather than just people performing.” McGovern enjoys his public relations job at an electric industry called PJM Interconnection, and has been playing guitar for eight years. At a recent Open Mic Night, he sang an original song he called “All My Tears.” As McGovern was getting on stage, Leahy’s booming voice could be heard shouting, “Hello, Jason!” to which McGovern laughed and replied into the microphone, “Hi, Ryan!” By the end of the song, McGovern was belting out the lyrics so loudly that I’m sure no one could hear anything else, but the crowd loved it. Another performer at the event was newcomer, Andrew Wisneski, 16. Wisneski, who attends Christian Acadamy, claimed he was not nervous, despite the fact that he has only been performing in public for one month and that this particular Thursday was his first time at Burlap and Bean. His friends, 16-year-old Paige Rodgers and 15-year-old Sage Sica, were there for moral support. Wisneski sang a song titled “First World Problems,” which he wrote himself, while playing an acoustic guitar. New or old, though, everyone was welcome at Burlap and Bean. Ryan’s mother, Eileen Leahy, expressed her gratitude at having found Open Mic Night four years ago. “We’re very appreciative of everyone’s support,” Leahy said. “We’re so grateful. This place is really the best.” Unfortunately, there are only two Burlap and Beans in the world. But a third is about to open up, so perhaps there will be a chain of Burlap and Beans in the future. The Endicott family probably never dreamed when they opened Burlap and Bean six years ago that they would offer a place where performers can do what they love: make music, lasting friendships and happy memories. Contact Christine Irving at communitarian@mail.dccc.edu ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Page 13 Chris Cornell & Co. worked hard to get the sonics right on ‘King Animal’ By Mikael Wood Los Angeles Times (MCT) LOS ANGELES — Of all the bands that emerged from Seattle’s so-called grunge scene in the early 1990s — think of the moody, flannel-clad likes of Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Alice in Chains — none was harder to pin down than Soundgarden. Brutish but thoughtful, muscular yet deeply melodic, the group’s music resisted easy classification, just as frontman Chris Cornell seemed to defy attempts to parse his densely allusive lyrics. Even the band’s biggest hit, “Black Hole Sun,” which cracked the Top 10 of Billboard’s pop-radio chart in 1994, remains a mystery from its opening couplet on: “In my eyes, indisposed/ In disguises no one knows.” Here was an outfit — one that broke up in 1997 — fully in touch with the value of obscurity. It came as something of a surprise, then, to hear Cornell describe Soundgarden’s new reunion album as an attempt to “demystify” the group’s attack. “There’s a certain quality we create in a room that since we started has been our greatest challenge to get on tape,” he said, sitting with bassist Ben Shepherd recently in a suite at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel. Cornell recalled building elaborate microphone setups during studio sessions for “Superunknown” — which spawned “Black Hole Sun” as well as “Spoonman,” another of the band’s hits — yet being disappointed by the result. “It was small and horrible and totally unlike Soundgarden,” he said with a laugh. So for “King Animal,” its first set of new songs since 1996’s “Down on the Upside,” the group employed a less-ismore approach, using one microphone where in the past it might’ve sprung for a dozen. "King Animal" was Soundgarden's first album in over a decade, which was released on Nov. 12, 2012. Classic Rock Magazine “The other day, we were rehearsing some of the new songs and we put the album on,” Cornell said. “And for the first time in my life, I swear, I was shocked: ‘Oh, that sounds exactly the way we sound right now.’ Hallelujah! We finally did it right.” The band’s members aren’t the only ones who think so: Reviews for the appealingly raw “King Animal” have been positive, while strong first-week sales secured a top 10 debut for the album, ahead of new records by Christina Aguilera and Green Day. Cornell and Shepherd said the album’s no-frills nature mirrors the dramafree circumstances of Soundgarden’s reunion, which grew out of the band’s efforts several years ago to solidify its online presence. Though they’d grown tired of the music industry and the demands of life on the road, the members hadn’t soured on one another when they originally dissolved the group. They returned to active duty slowly, playing a handful of shows in 2010 (including a headlining slot at that year’s Lollapalooza) and issuing archival material such as last year’s “Live on I-5” concert album. In May, Soundgarden performed an unannounced set at KROQ-FM’s Weenie Roast y Fiesta in Irvine, Calif., and the band’s old chemistry was clearly intact. “They rehearse at our spot in Seattle,” says Pearl Jam’s bassist, Jeff Ament. (After Soundgarden’s breakup in 1997, Matt Cameron joined Pearl Jam; the drummer now plays in both bands.) “They’re always smiling and seem excited to be around each other.” Thayil said by phone from New York that part of what kept his enthusiasm alive during the hiatus was the respect paid Soundgarden by a new breed of adventurous young rock acts. “I’m proud of that legacy,” he said, and indeed it’s easy to hear the band’s influence in the work of groups such as Oneida and High on Fire. “Kim’s playing on ‘Badmotorfinger’ is what got me to tune my guitar the way I do,” says Peter Adams of the Georgia band Baroness, referring to Soundgarden’s 1991 breakthrough. “He always stood out.” Devoted fans such as Adams are, of course, chief among those Tom Whalley is hoping to reach with “King Animal.” The former chairman of Warner Bros. Records, Whalley signed Soundgarden as the first group on his new Loma Vista Recordings, a partnership with Universal Republic. Yet the executive is aiming also for younger listeners who might know Cornell’s name not from Soundgarden but from the singer’s tenure with the hard-rock supergroup Audioslave or from “Scream,” Cornell’s bizarre 2009 collaboration with the hip-hop producer Timbaland. “Kids can go online now and discover any artist from any point in time,” Whalley says. “We want to make them aware that this great record exists and use the past to influence the future.” To that end, Soundgarden has been more active in social media than many bands of its vintage; it announced its return via Twitter, for instance. And earlier this year, it partnered with iTunes to release “Live to Rise” (from the “Avengers” soundtrack) as a free download. “I don’t want to not do something because I’m afraid of it,” Cornell said. 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Loria was then allowed to buy the Marlins from Henry. During his time as the Marlins’ owner, Loria has won a World Series and convinced the City of Miami and MiamiDade County to pay a combined $508.8 million to build Marlins Park, which opened in 2012. The Marlins contributed only $125.5 million of the total cost of $634 million to build the stadium. The city also paid $10 million toward the demolition of old Orange Bowl stadium and $94 million for the parking facilities. It had seemed like Loria started to point his franchise in the right direction, but don’t be misled. Loria has made a mockery of MLB, the city of Miami and all Marlins' fans and it’s time for him to be exiled from Major League Baseball. Loria has been at the front of two fire sales: one after the 2003 World Series and the one that started in July. His motives, from a baseball perspective, appear to be nothing more than dumping salary. The most recent ploy came on Nov. 14 when the Marlins agreed to trade Jose Reyes, Josh Johnson, Mark Buehrle, John Buck and Emilio Bonifacio, who combined have $170.2 million remaining on their contracts, to the Blue Jays. That number could increase depending on what Bonifacio, who made $2.2 million last season, gets in arbitration. In return, the Marlins are getting shortstop Yunel Escobar, right-hander Henderson Alvarez, catcher Jeff Mathis and prospects Jake Marisnick, Adeiny Hechavarria, Justin Nicolino and Anthony DeSclafani. Since July, the Marlins have traded 12 players, including the five to Toronto and erased the entire 2011 offseason, which gave fans hope that the Marlins were going to be spending money to compete each and every year, justifying the new stadium. It’s not the only time Loria blew up a roster. Within two years of winning the 2003 World Series, the Marlins dumped a ton of salary in cost-cutting moves. They traded Derrek Lee to the Cubs for HeeSeop Choi and a minor league player to be named later, only to package Choi with Brad Penny during the 2004 season Jeffrey Loria (right) sits with Mark Buehrle (left) at a press conference after signing him last year. Buehrle was traded as part of a five player salary dump that sent about $170 million in contracts to the Blue Jays on Nov. 17. (David Santiago/El Nuevo Herald/MCT) to the Dodgers for Pal Lo Duca, Juan Encarnacion and Guillermo Mota. The Marlins lost Carl Pavano and Ivan Rodriguez to free agency in 2004 and Antonio Alfonseca, A.J. Burnett, Jeff Conine, Encarnacion and Todd Jones left via free agency the following year. On Nov. 24, 2005, the Marlins traded Carlos Delgado and Lo Duca to the Mets for Mike Jacobs and Yusmeiro Petit. In a separate deal, they traded Mike Lowell, Josh Beckett and Mota to the Red Sox for Hanley Ramirez, Anibal Sanchez and two others. Later that offseason, the Marlins dealt Luis Castillo to the Twins and Juan Pierre, who re-signed with the Marlins this winter, to the Cubs. Then in 2007, the Marlins traded 2012 AL MVP Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis to the Tigers. Loria got what he wanted; a new sta- dium and Miami to adopt the Marlins as its own team. But he showed once again that to be a Marlin, it means that you’re not going to play for an organization that anyone respects. Not even their players. In the aftermath of the recent salary dump, Giancarlo Stanton, Logan Morrison and Ricky Nolasco all voiced their outrage on Twitter. They’re not the only ones who should be angry. The citizens of Miami should be furious because their tax dollars went toward building Marlins Park and the return on their buck will be years of futility as long as Loria calls the shots. It’s time for Selig to banish Loria from MLB because it’s at the point where his antics have diminished the game’s integrity. 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