May 2016 Bud of the Month
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May 2016 Bud of the Month
2 May 2016 MMM Publications View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 3 M A Y 2 0 1 6 CONTENTS Departments: Notes - 5 Bud Report - 7 Michigan News - 10 National News - 14 World News - 18 Grow Tip - 20 Events - 51 Jokes/Horoscope - 54 The Wall - 56 Bud of the Month - 59 Directory - 60 V.G.I.P.Update - 22 Ben Horner Rebel Conformist Rants - 40 Adam Brook Free the Weed - 26 Save the Children Month - 44 Darren McCarty - 30 Things to Come - 52 John Sinclair Ben Horner Daniel L. Price, Esq. Citizen Jay © Copyright 2016, MMMR Publications. All rights reserved. Reproduction in whole or in part by any means is strictly prohibited without written permission from the publisher. Manuscripts, artwork, and photography are welcomed, but are submitted at owner’s risk. The publisher reserves the right to edit all material submitted. The publisher and editor do not accept the responsibility for false statements made by advertisers herein or for the opinions expressed by the authors in by-lined articles. 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The advertiser accepts all liability for the content of all advertising supplied by it and agrees to defend indemnity and hold harmless the publisher from any and all claims. 4 May 2016 MMM Publications Ben Horner Director of Operations ChefBMoney@gmail.com Notes JOE DAUPHINAIS Production & Graphics mmmreport@gmail.com Dearest Readers, I hope this month finds you well, me not so much. Legalization is failing. My friends are going to jail for having dispensaries. Very few other business owners in the industry are showing compassion and supporting each other. Lansing and Detroit have been taken over by the NPRA and their accomplices, Ericca muhammad Production & Graphics mmmreport@gmail.com Rachel Bunting Staff Writer John Sinclair Staff Writer Citizen Jay Staff Writer closing their competition. I am so disappointed with the current marijuana leadership. The core leadership of the marijuana movement in Michigan is a bunch of self-serving ego-maniacs, that lack the intelligence to accomplish anything more than personal promotion and popularity contests. That’s what it is, a popularity contest of washed-out feminists and new castrati circle-jerking each other. Corrupt to the core we sell out and people keep going to jail. Wake the fuck up! Read what’s in the MMM Report BILLING & Sales: Michigan (810) 820-8953 Fax (810) 422-5677 Jerry Haynz haynzjer420@gmail.com Joe Bates josephbates340@yahoo.com Mary schaap mary.mmmreport@gmail.com HOME DELIVERY NOW AVAILABLE! because we will maintain our commitment to give you the straight dope, regardless of how shitty it is. -Ben Horner Just pay shipping. 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Pineapple Chunk *Total Potential Active Cannabinoids: This number represents the cannabinoid concentration when product is fully decarboxilated (cooked or burned) prior to consumption. 6 May 2016 MMM Publications View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 7 8 May 2016 MMM Publications View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 9 by Rachel Bunting Legal Driving Limit Otsego County Raids Lansing: Last month the Michigan House voted 107-1 in favor of creating a commission to research and recommend a limit for THC bodily content, similar to that of alcohol in which bodily content of the substance cannot be above 0.08. Unlike other substances, marijuana can be detected in the body long after the “impairing effects” have worn off. This makes it difficult for law enforcement officers to determine who may be safe to drive and who may be driving impaired. It also puts a strain on patients who might be safe to drive, though their blood still contains traces of the drug. Rep. Peter Lucido, who sponsored the bill, said members of the commission will be appointed by Governor Snyder and will include law enforcement officers as well as medical and science professionals. Recommendations for the policy are expected within the next year. Gaylord: Chad Morrow, owner of Cloud 45, was arrested in April, following a raid at his home, his business, and his medical grow facility. According to 9&10 News, Straits Area Narcotics Enforcement (S.A.N.E) found edibles, 40 marijuana plants, and more than 4 pounds of marijuana. He will face felony charges of delivering and maintaining a drug house. Morrow told the news outlet, “We do not respect the fact that the state police, S.A.N.E, and Mike Rola want to waste tax payers’ dollars and want to go after medical marijuana patients, medical marijuana caregivers and not the meth, not the heroin and not the real problems in this town.” Otsego County Prosecutor, Mike Rola, says the Medical Marijuana Act is clear and caregivers are knowingly breaking the law; he expects more arrests will be coming. Morrow, who will be back in court in early May, says he will continue to fight because patients deserve access to their medicine. NORML Endorses MI Legalize Lansing: The National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML) has announced its endorsement of the MI Legalize 2016 initiative. MI Legalize (also known as the Michigan Comprehensive Cannabis Law Reform Committee) began gathering petition signatures in June and has collected more than 270,000 signatures from registered voters in an effort to legalize marijuana in the state. The goal of both groups is to legalize the use, production, and retail sale of marijuana, making Michigan the first state in the Midwest to allow adults to use the drug recreationally. Many believe if the initiative makes it onto the ballot, and is approved, it will be the “most liberal marijuana legalization law in the United States.” Using Extremes to Warn Teens of Marijuana Former Lawmaker Sentenced Grand Rapids: A former Michigan Representative, Roy Schmidt, was sentenced to 45 days in jail as the result of a June 2015 raid on two homes connected to him. Law enforcement officers found 3 pounds of usable marijuana and 71 plants, more than allowed by state laws. Schmidt’s lawyer, Joshua Covert, explained that the former rep. was about to have extensive back surgery, which would require prolonged recovery, and he would not be able to cultivate and harvest during that time so he was just trying to “get ahead”. Judge Johnston took Schmidt’s 20 years of public service into account, “Your years of public service are in some regard a two-edged sword,” acknowledging the medical marijuana law is difficult for many to understand. “It puts you in a position above what the average citizen might be of knowledge and involvement with the law. You plainly realized you were outside the limits.” The judge sentenced Schmidt to 45 days in jail, ordering him to show up the Friday following sentencing and allowing him 4 days to get his family matters in order. 10 May 2016 Dispensary Moratorium Argentine Twp.: The Board of Trustees in Argentine Township had unanimous approval last month to put a one-year moratorium on medical marijuana dispensaries. The moratorium forbids any dispensary from opening shop in the area. The supervisor of the meeting, Bob Cole, asked the township attorney to clarify what was being voted on as the Michigan Medical Marijuana Act already prohibits any state-licensed facilities from selling the medication. The attorney, David Lattie, explained that the current marijuana law in Michigan left a gap between patient and caregiver, which has allowed dispensaries to open citing a loophole. If the business claims they are caregivers that only sell to their registered patients, they are harder to shut down. The board approved the moratorium and has said it will study the existing federal law to consider possible regulation of dispensaries in the area. MMM Publications Parma: In 1999 Kevin Arntz murdered his wife, dismembered her body, and cooked some of the pieces before being caught. While the case is old, it was the topic of discussion during a question-answer session following a court-to-school event in Parma. Judge Joseph Filip relayed details of the crime to the students in an effort to warn them of the dangers of marijuana as Arntz, unsuccessfully, appealed his murder conviction on the grounds that he was in a marijuana induced psychosis when the crime took place. “So the argument that marijuana doesn’t hurt anybody,” Filip told the students, “yeah, Kevin Arntz cooked his wife because he was hallucinating over marijuana, thought she was the she-devil, at least that’s what he told people.” Filip made it clear to his audience that he believes people turn to harder drugs because alcohol and marijuana “soften” the brain. Filip used an extreme case, with very little evidence (aside from small amounts of marijuana found at the crime scene), to express his opposition to the idea of legalization while attempting to persuade students that marijuana is a gateway drug, and will lead to harsher substances, such as heroin or pills. View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 11 12 May 2016 MMM Publications View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 13 by Rachel Bunting Big Grow, Big Charges Pennsylvania Joins the Green Side Housing Guru: Connecting Growers and Landlords Colorado Releases First Official Data Denver: Landlords and tenants alike ran into problems when marijuana cultivation became legalized in Colorado. Landlords would find tenants had created a grow in the house they were renting, often making holes in the walls for ventilation. While tenants who had created their own garden would sometimes find themselves locked out by a landlord who was against the plant and had never authorized the grow room in the home. Home Guru was started as a result of these issues. The company connects tenants who would like to grow legally with landlords willing to allow them to grow. Housing Guru acts as a property manager – checking on the property, making repairs, and taking care of any issues that may come up. It also checks out prospective tenants for verifiable income, references, good rental history, and a legal background check. The company has had more landlords approaching them for assistance in renting their properties after learning that most tenants are willing to pay higher than market rent to be able to grow in their home with the landlord’s approval and knowledge. Dan Fortune, a landlord who uses Housing Guru for his 20 properties throughout the state, claims that the tenants ‘who grow in his properties are among the best he has had. Because they are engaged in an activity that many people frown upon, they are quiet.’ Colorado Springs: Colorado released its first report containing local, state, and federal data this month. The Colorado Department of Public Safety gathered the information to show how legalization has affected public safety, marijuana-related arrests, adult and teen usage, and hospital visits related to ingestion of the plant. The data shows that marijuanarelated arrests have been cut in half and arrests for marijuana sales have decreased by 24 percent. The report also shows that marijuana use has increased among adults in the state, jumping from 21 percent of people ages 18-25 to 31 percent, but has decreased by a little over 3 percent among high school students. Marijuana-related hospital visits were also covered in the document, stating hospital visits of this type have tripled since legalization. Before legalization 800 of every 100,000 visits were due to the plant, since it was legalized, however, 2,400 of every 100,000 involves marijuana. Colorado’s DPS stated that these are early statistics and it is too soon to come to any conclusions about the effects of legalizing marijuana. Pennsylvania: Governor Tom Wolf signed a bill at the end of April, making Pennsylvania the 24th state to legalize marijuana for medical use. The new legislation will allow any person with one of the seventeen qualifying conditions to receive and use medical marijuana to treat their ailment. Some of the conditions approved include epilepsy, cancer, PTSD, autism, and various neurological and gastrointestinal disorders. It will take about 18 months to get the program into place before medicine will be able to be dispensed to patients. Governor Wolf addressed the crowd before signing the bill, stating, “This is really a great day for Pennsylvania. This is a really great day for all of us.” Arizona: Two men were arrested last month in connection with a grow operation that contained over 1,100 plants. Authorities describe the discovery as a “very high-tech indoor grow operation”. Inside the house, officers found a hash processing room and industrial equipment that would allow the men to process a high volume of plants after they are harvested. At another house, owned by one of the men, detectives found processed cannabis in sealed bags, ready to be distributed. Patrick McDonald and Kyle Sorensen were arrested and face charges of manufacturing, possession with intent to sell/transport, and possession of over 2 pounds of marijuana. Authorities said the operation could’ve produced about 4,000 pounds of marijuana per year, which is a potential $10 million in street value. Sore Losers Grow Operation Found at Crime Scene Piketon, OH: Eight family members, in four different houses, were brutally murdered execution style as they slept in their beds in late April. Authorities believe the Rhoden family was specifically targeted and have cautioned other members of the family living in the area that they could be potential targets. So far 50-60 people have been interviewed, over 100 tips have been received and are being investigated, and over five search warrants issued and completed in the case. Authorities commented, “This was a pre-planned execution of eight individuals. It was a sophisticated operation and those who carried it out were trying to do everything they could to hinder the investigation and their prosecution.” While officials would not release how many guns were used, the type used, or whether the family members were involved in criminal activity, they did state that marijuana grow operations were found at three of the four crime scenes. As the investigation is ongoing, officers would not comment as to whether the grows had anything to do with the murders. 14 May 2016 MMM Publications Nebraska and Oklahoma: After their lawsuit against Colorado was dismissed by the US Supreme Court last month, Nebraska and Oklahoma are trying again, in the 10th US Circuit Court of Appeals, asking to combine their lawsuit with another already brought against the state. The case they are hoping to be added to is a consolidation of two separate appeals filed by a group of county sheriffs and owners of a property next to a marijuana grow operation, supported by anti-legalization groups, whose lawsuits were dismissed in lower courts. All three lawsuits are based on the idea that federal laws criminalizing marijuana should override any state laws. Nebraska and Oklahoma continue to argue that legalization in Colorado “violates their sovereignty and requires them to spend more money arresting, jailing and prosecuting an increasing number of people caught bringing pot into their states.” There is not a time line for the Circuit judge to make a decision on the states’ request. Trial for Marijuana Mom Colorado: The trial for a 39 year old, northern Colorado mother accused of buying and selling a marijuana brownie, and witness tampering, began late last month. Julieane Joblonski has been charged with illegally transferring a marijuana concentrate and witness tampering after selling a pot brownie to her son’s roommate, then telling him to lie about where he got it after speaking to police. According to police reports, Joblonski’s son, Austin Essig, consumed the brownie, bought from his mother by his roommate, before jumping from a third story window. Essig suffered serious injuries in the fall but survived. The defense argues that while she did buy and supply the marijuana, she never told the teenager to lie on her behalf. Joblonski plans to take the stand in her own defense, if convicted she could face prison time View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 15 16 May 2016 MMM Publications View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 17 X by Rachel Bunting Driving Under the Influence Canada to Start Legalization Process Canada: When Prime Minister Justin Trudeau took office last year, he made the promise to legalize marijuana in the country. Now the Liberal Canadian government has announced it will start putting the promise into action starting next spring. Health Minister Jane Philpott informed the United Nations that the government plans to introduce legislation in the spring of 2017. While she gave no details of the bill itself, she did state that it will “challenge the status quo” of drug policies in other countries and that it will be approached from a “scientific and evidence-based” view. Philpott believes the move to legalization would likely bring a decrease in drug-related crime and the abuse of more harmful substances. Although legalization will be coming, law enforcement will still be cracking down on dispensaries and possession of marijuana until the bill comes into law. England: Anastasia James, a 37 year old mother from Braunstone, has been charged with ‘causing death by careless driving when unfit through drugs’ and sentenced to four years in prison after slamming into a tree, killing her 14 year old daughter and her son’s 18 year old girlfriend two years ago. James, her daughter, her son, and his girlfriend were on their way home from a birthday party when James lost control of her vehicle at 70mph and flew off the road into the tree. Her daughter and her son’s girlfriend were declared dead at the scene, while her son suffered a broken leg and James walked away with only minor injuries. At her trial forensic scientist, David Berry, informed the court that the traces of THC found in James’ blood would have been enough to impair her driving. James, however, has maintained her innocence, claiming she did not smoke anything the day of the accident and a defect in her car had been behind the crash. The judge at her sentencing had no pity on the woman stating, “‘For the sake of a few drags of cannabis, the lives of these young people were extinguished. The forensic evidence is absolutely clear - it was not a legal high as you still insist, and the cannabis impaired your ability to drive. You knew what your responsibility was to the young people in your car. I absolutely have to bear in mind the devastating effect this has had on Megan’s parents, as well as you. You still maintain your innocence to the probation service. As I said during the trial, there are no winners in this case, on either side.” James, who has a previous conviction for the possession of cannabis, is also prohibited from driving for two years after she is released. Croatia Begins Medical Sales Croatia: Last October Croatia legalized marijuana for medical use to protect patients from the illegal sale of marijuana, which officials believe often has uncertain quality. Now the free sale of the medication will be allowed, but it will have to be paid for out of the patients’ own pocket. Experts in the country believe cannabis will only relieve symptoms, not cure or treat the ailment itself, this is the reasoning behind the health authorities declining to allow insurance to cover the cost of medication, which will cost patients between EUR 200-270 a month. The marijuana will not be grown in Croatia, but will be imported from Canada and sold in the form of capsules to registered medical patients who suffer from multiple sclerosis, cancer, or HIV/AIDS. 18 May 2016 MMM Publications Re-Criminalization in Canada? Don’t Decriminalize, Legalize Jamaica: Professor Errol Morrison, chairman of the University Diabetes Outreach Programme (UDOP) and the director general of the National Commission on Science and Technology, spoke at a press conference with the principal of the University of the West Indies Professor Archibald McDonald calling on the Jamaica Labour Party Administration to legalize marijuana. Morrison acknowledges that the decriminalization of marijuana last February was a good move, but it is not enough. Morrison and McDonald are urging the administration to be bolder than the last and feel the restrictions surrounding the drug are actually economically related and not about protecting the people from the evils of drug use as has been claimed. McDonald claims the reason the government is being so tentative about legalization is due to fear of United States interference, stating, “Let me assure you that where we are now… the truth is the United States will not interfere with us, and this is why they are not interfering with their states. They realize that the word is out, they have the information on cannabis, [and] they realize they can no longer protect that information. There are too many countries in the world, not just Jamaica, who now are doing research on ganja and have that information. The Federal Government of the United States is not stupid and know that they can no longer continue this deception. So, if a country like Jamaica were to move forward, nothing will happen to us.” Both men believe that legalization could bring much needed revenue to the country and possibly make Jamaica the ‘mecca for health tourism’. Canada: Kellie Leitch, a candidate for the Conservative Party leadership, stated recently that, if ever elected prime minister, she would re-criminalize marijuana. Huffington Post reports that her ‘experience as pediatric surgeon has shown her that the plan to legalize the drug will put minors at risk’ as studies have shown marijuana can have a large impact on a developing brain. “I don’t want to see any child put in harm’s way by having access to a dangerous drug,” she stated. While she feels that full legalization will make the substance more attainable for adolescents, she does agree that marijuana should be available to patients who need it for medicinal reasons. Growers Released on Technicality Scotland: Three Vietnamese men were arrested in Fife on April 22nd on charges of producing cannabis and ‘perverting the course of justice’, by giving false birth dates while being questioned by officers. However, a few days after being arrested the men were set free due to the unavailability of an interpreter. Lawyers for the men claim they were unable to assist their clients in pleading to a lesser charge, which carried a maximum one year sentence, before the charges were changed to more serious offenses and carried a sentence up to 14 years. The Crown agreed with the petition and threw out the charges. A spokesman for the Crown Office and Procurator Fiscal Service stated, “The case could not go ahead as police were unable to provide an interpreter in the time available. The outcome does not prevent future criminal proceedings.” Asylum Seeker, Weed Distributor Denmark: A man living in Denmark’s largest asylum center, a public institution used for housing refugees whose asylum application is being processed, has been arrested for the one ton marijuana distribution operation he ran out of the center. Police believe he came into the country with falsified papers and that about 100kg of the stash made its way to the streets of Copenhagen, while the rest went to Sweden. The 26 year old is facing charges of selling 835kg through the asylum center, carrying a street value of about 15.5 million kroner ($2.3 million), which could end in deportation or prison time. View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 19 by Ben Horner Outdoor Tips w/DJ Short by Ben Horner While attending a seminar in Gaylord, put together by Michael Thule, Grannies for Grass and OrganiBliss, we had the pleasure of listening to one of Michigan’s most famous growers. Winner of Cannabis Cup Hightimes in Amsterdam, DJ Short has become a legend. During his seminar, he discussed many subjects but one that I really thought was interesting was the use of hop-houses for outdoor cultivation. He explained how many growers are using light deprivation, to force budding on plants early. By using thick tarps and other light shielding fabrics, hop houses can be covered every day in the evening and uncovered in the late morning thus creating a twelve hour light cycle. “By bringing plants into final weeks of budding in July and August when the sun is at the summer peak of brightness, we can produce buds that are at their climax of quality.” 20 May 2016 MMM Publications View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 21 VGIP UPDATE by Ben Horner MI Legalize, MCC, or None of the Above? With raids continuing on dispensaries and caregivers across the state, and no relief in site from house bill 4209, the Medical Marijuana Facilities Licensing Act, many remain hopefully optimistic that legalization will come to Michigan via the ballot box. Committee to Ban Fracking and MI Legalize have been thwarted by the state board of canvassers in their attempt to implement a change in the 180 day rule for validating petition signatures. Regardless, until June 1st the two petitions to legalize by means of statutory initiatives from MI Legalize and the Michigan Cannabis Coalition (MCC) will continue to raise funds and pay for professional signature crews and dominate the mainstream news coverage. What most people don’t know is what progress these ballot committees have actually made regarding actual signature turn ins and validity rates. Both MI Legalize and the MCC have non-disclosure polices regarding aspects of their two campaigns. Interesting enough, neither group has demonstrated a likelihood of actually making the ballot in 2016. Both groups have long passed the initial turnin deadline, which was last year, are burning money to try and start virtually new campaigns in regards to signature gathering, due to the fact that signatures turned in prior to December of last year are stale and void according to the current election law. So why would the MCC and MI Legalize run underfunded campaigns against each other? MCC 22 May 2016 seems positioned to drive the cost of professional signature gathering just high enough to be able to keep other groups from making their final goal. Both groups seem more to be positioning themselves for a rematch in the year that follows. With the death of Paul Welday, the Michigan Responsibility Council (MRC) and their members will remain a mystery. Other then Tim Beck and Adam Macdonald, no other associates of the MRC have disclosed their political agenda for the Michigan medical marijuana industry. Robin Schneider reported that she and the National Patient Rights Association (NPRA) met with MRC last year. It was reported that the MRC was looking at a six-company monopoly for cultivation of all cannabis in Michigan. When conflict with the zoning laws prevented a statewide ballot initiative from being viable, the MRC focused their attention on passing a corporate style commercial cultivation MMM Publications program by rewriting HB 4209, changing it in the senate from caregiver supplied program to a licensed facility program modeling the tiered liquor distribution system in Michigan. Meanwhile, Adam Macdonald and Board Members of MI Legalize led a failed joint referendum campaign to overturn the Detroit dispensary ordinance. Botching the signature gathering and turning them in late ended up working well for Macdonald’s dispensary Natures Alternative, which will be able to apply for a variance during the approval process. Terrence Mansour, Robin Schneider and Adam Macdonald went on record, advocating the need to restrict new dispensaries in Detroit. Defector from Michigan Cannabis Development Association, George Brikho, has sounded the whistle about Terrence’s greedy attempt to take over large portions of the medical marijuana market, with the help of the owner of Wild Bill’s Tobacco and other Lansing insiders using this three-tiered approach to medical marijuana. After establishing a play-to-play policy for dispensaries in Detroit, Nature’s Alternative opened a second location in Lansing. Last month, Lansing Mayor Virg Bernero surprised everyone by announcing a moratorium on new dispensaries in Lansing and expressed concerned about too many dispensaries in the capital. Although the attempt to place restrictive dispensary legislation has failed for right now, the fight to control local markets is on. Considering how much influence various dispensary groups like the NPRA and the MCDA have on board members of MI Legalize, as well as state and local medical marijuana policies, many have pointed out a legitimate conflict of interest. If the NPRA willingly sabotaged an effort to referendum the Detroit dispensary ordinance in exchange for special consideration will they do the same in Lansing? Are their agents on the Board of MI Legalize playing both sides of the MRC to position their friends in the industry, and secretly controlling the legalization movement to manipulate the system? If that were true, players like Adam Macdonald and the NPRA can support both MI Legalize and MRC, skillfully manipulating both. This really is no surprise to those from those who have seen this coming for some time. Back in 2010, then Grand Rapids City Attorney, Catherine Mish, explained the plan to use case law to go after View the mag online: mmmrmag.com caregivers and patients and erode the MMMA. Why did Jamie Lowell and Robin Schneider, at that time working with Michigan Association of Compassion Centers (MACC), not work to build a coalition to defeat this legal tactic? All the so-called marijuana lawyers knew all about it, but never came together to mount a legitimate resistance. No collective effort was made to unite the medical marijuana industry, but rather every time a unification effort took place, like with the Cannabis Stakeholders Group, the agents of MACC would infiltrate and disrupt any progress to protect patients and caregivers. If there has been one thing the MI Legalize has accomplished is to have meeting with the NPRA, MRC and prevent any unification for medical marijuana professionals. Is MI Legalize just another one of our efforts to end the war on marijuana users to be infiltrated and disrupted by the big money people of Michigan? Obviously, the establishment in Michigan has been eyeing marijuana as a big prize and certain organizations like the NPRA and MCDA have been seduced by dreams of massive wealth creation to join forces with the powers that be in Michigan. Tim Beck, from Coalition for a Safer Michigan, has been very plain in explaining his motivation. “I only have so much time,” Beck explains. “I want very badly for this (legalization) to happen in my lifetime. I cannot work with an underfunded campaign. Remember the golden rule: He who has the gold makes the rules.” 23 24 May 2016 MMM Publications View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 25 rarely have to pay over the counter while I’m here. But what I’ve experienced almost invariably is that, despite the fact that their product is marijuana in immediately usable form, the provisioning centers want you to make your choice, buy your medicine and beat it without delay y A Column b r i a l c n i S John ighest greetings from Detroit, where I’m spending my last week before crossing the ocean to appear at a Detroit Artists Workshop exhibition in London and then on to Amsterdam for as long as I can get away with it. April is always a great time for me to be in Michigan, and except for the day-long snowfall at the Hash Bash in Ann Arbor at the top of the month, which didn’t really seem to dampen too many spirits out on the Diag and on Monroe Street for the festivities, I’ve had a great time celebrating the sacred weed in various settings all month. Following the Monroe Street Fair there was the annual Hash Bash celebration at the Blind Pig where I get to perform with Brennan Andes and Ross Huff from the Macpodz and their musical comrades for the occasion. Oh yeah, and there was the before party hosted by the Third Coast people from Ypsilanti at a big house in the country where I had the pleasure of hanging out with Dan Skye, editor of High Times, listening to music by an impromptu ensemble headed by my old pal Muruga, and then spending the night in one of their splendid guest rooms so I could make it to the Diag on time the next morning. 26 On April 16 I had the privilege of attending a water purification ceremony organized by Native Americans from the area and conducted by elders and spirit leaders of the Potawatomie nation. This beautiful ritual culminated with the passing of the sacred pipe among all the participants and the offering of traditional Potawatomie prayers for the cleansing of the river and all waters. As the pipe was offered to each person and passed from the pipe carriers to the people one by one, I was reminded that this is where our practice of toking and passing the joint came from in the first place and how toking and smoking together have their origins in spiritual communion with all our relations and the universe itself. The sharing of marijuana has become farther and farther removed from its spiritual roots as the cannabis culture has become more and more commodified and commercialized over the past half century since we were first introduced to weed by our brothers in the ghetto and supplied with our sacrament by growers in Mexico and our intrepid comrades who brought it to us despite the incredible obstacles in their path—particularly their relentless pursuit by the drug police every step of the way. May 2016 Now that the police are gradually but inexorably being removed from our lives as marijuana smokers (or whatever delivery system one may choose), I’d say that it’s a good time to return to our roots and embrace the concepts of spirituality and ritual celebration that once served as the underpinnings of our relationship with the weed. The coffee shop concept that prevails in Amsterdam and the Netherlands is much closer to the traditional practice of marijuana smokers than what we are seeing now in Michigan and elsewhere weed is being permitted to be bought and sold in public. I’ve spent some delightful hours in compassion centers like GC3 in Flint and The Herbal Centre in Mt. Morris, where I just spent the 4/20 holiday, because along with the availability of multiple locallygrown strains of great weed offered by the producers themselves in a cooperative, “farmers market” sort of environment, these establishments also provide smokers with a special room where we can sit with fellow patients and smoke our weed in peace and fellowship. Frankly, this is the opposite of what I’m looking for in a marijuana provisioning center. What I’m looking for is the opportunity to get together in a congenial setting with other smokers like myself and get high together, share our herb and our experiences, listen to music together, engage in relaxed conversation and, when we move on, take some weed home with us. I submit that this is a more civilized and humane system for taking care of the needs of medical marijuana patients, or humans of any stripe for that matter, than we are afforded here under their present scheme. The proliferation of provisioning centers throughout Michigan and particularly in Detroit should have led to a superior form of organization for the dispensaries that would include the on-site ingestion of weed in a comfortable, friendly atmosphere, but this prospective organic development has been stymied by the attack on the compassion centers by the Detroit City Council and the DPD. Instead of allowing these innovative installations to evolve and flower into more perfect entities, the City is trying to make sure that regression will be the only course allowed. In the first place, instead of being ecstatic that over 200 new businesses have opened in the city, many in seriously dilapidated areas, in response to the legalization of medical marijuana several years ago, the City administration is trying to reduce the number of care centers to what Detroit Corporation Counsel Melvin “Butch” Hollowell claims will be “approximately 50 Medical Marihuana Caregiver Centers in various locations in the city.” As Chris Feretti reports in the Detroit News, Butch holds that “the city’s medical marihuana regulations are lawful, fair and reasonable. We will continue to enforce compliance in the courts, while concurrently processing the applications submitted for medical marihuana caregiver center licenses.” About 195 applications overall have been submitted. Of those, 74 are seeking to operate in what the city calls “drug-free zones,” Hollowell said. A group of caregiver centers brought suit against the City in March when their applications were turned down outright when the City claimed each of the dispensaries was located in a so-called “Drug Free School Zone.” The lawsuit was filed because the City provided the applicants no means to appeal, but the suit was dropped before it could be heard. As Peretti reports, “The federal Drug Free School Zone Act prevents the drug from being delivered, sold or manufactured within 1,000 feet of a school. State law also factors libraries into the rule. The city’s zoning regulations cover educational institutions and goes beyond that, prohibiting shops from operating near child care centers, arcades and outdoor recreation facilities.” I’m leaving Detroit this week so I’ll have to follow this issue from afar, but while I’ve been here I couldn’t help but notice the many green outlets and how good they looked against the desolate landscape of Detroit. Comrade suppliers, you’ll be in my thoughts and prayers until my return. FREE THE WEED! —Detroit April 25, 2016 © 2016 John Sinclair. All Rights Reserved. My experience with the modern dispensaries of Michigan is fairly limited since I have a care-giver who supplies me with my medicine and other caring growers who make me gifts of their produce, so I MMM Publications View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 27 28 May 2016 MMM Publications View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 29 Darren McCarty Joins the Movement in Gaylord Gaylord: Medical Marijuana centers Cloud 45 and D&L re-opened their doors in Gaylord, Michigan. Disputes regarding the legality of medical marijuana dispensaries came after raids citing violations of case law established in People versus McQueen, Hartwick and Tuttle. In March, the City of Gaylord amended its ordinances to allow for Medical Marijuana Provisioning Centers, Medical Marijuana Cultivation Facilities, and Medical Marijuana Extraction Facilities in commercial and industrial districts. Dispensaries and grow facilities encouraged by the legitimization by local authorities adjusted their business models to comply with changes in the Medical Marijuana Act in the fashion of dispensaries in Ann Arbor, Ypsilanti, Detroit, Lansing, Flint and several others. Ben Horner, from the Cannabis Stakeholders Group, helped the dispensaries induce the Medical Marijuana Ordinance. According to Horner, ”We believe that the dispensaries were in compliance with the Medical Marijuana Act, and that as the question of case law is reviewed dispensaries have found the way to stay in compliance with what the Otsego County Prosecutor and SANE Officers mistakenly interpreted as a violation. That is why there are over 300 dispensaries across the state with various business models, which include farmers markets, therapy groups, collectives, and non-profits. Statistics have proven that in communities that have dispensaries, crime, drug overdoses, teen use and suicides go down and local economies improve.” Four-time Stanley Cup winner, Darren McCarty has recently came out in the media praising a recovery in a large part to Medical Marijuana. McCarty told the Detroit Free Press, “It saved my life.” that have been made to come into compliance. Channel 9 & 10 showed up to cover the event for the local news and several articles in local papers reported the event. So far no further raids have been carried out. Raid victims are trying to raise the thousands of dollars needed to mount an adequate legal defense. Chad Marrow has been specifically targeted for his activism during the Al Witt trial and has been speaking with several defense attorneys to determine how to proceed. Darren was recently featured on the Complex original series Motor City High, documenting this struggle to find the perfect strain through the eyes of Damien DiStefano, the owner of Detroit’s Over the Moon Clothing. Damien’s clothing line features a marijuana infused red wings logo, which is a favorite by many at trade shows around the state. A press Conference from the Cannabis Stakeholders Group with Darren McCarty and the Medical Marijuana patients and caregivers was held in Gaylord in April at Cloud 45, to address the need for medical marijuana facilities and the strides Motor City High: The Complex original series Motor City High documents this struggle to find the perfect strain through the eyes of Damien DiStefano, the owner of Detroit’s Over the Moon Clothing. After growers bring a sample of possible future favorites to Damien for initial evaluation, Motor City’s leading weed connoisseur takes the product to the enviably mustachioed Joe for a proper THC testing. Brent, Damien’s resident expert, then tests the strain for various impurities before revealing the results of these tests to their respective growers. ________ Over The Moon Clothing: Over The Moon Clothing is a clothing store located in Walled Lake, MI specializing in medical marijuana and limited edition clothing, hats, and accessories. Offering companies such as Grassroots California, Sin City Style, and Tree Shurts along with handfuls of their own signature designs, Over The Moon Clothing is sure to satisfy the needs of all smokers. 30 May 2016 MMM Publications View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 31 32 May 2016 MMM Publications View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 33 34 May 2016 MMM Publications View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 35 Med Market Full Page 36 May 2016 MMM Publications View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 37 38 May 2016 MMM Publications View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 39 THE RANTINGS OF A REBEL CONFORMIST Post HASH BASH review....... WOW! Great turn out.....Weather Sucked.....and D’ Mac killed it! S/O to It’s Ya Boy Jeff and my PERISCOPE fam. Also a shout out to the folks who got their free 45th Anniversary HASH BASH shirt.... thanks for reading this....Never know what you may be offered......Like if you are one of the first 5 people to text the words LEGALIZE TODAY GET HIGH TONIGHT to 313-999-0329 for a slap pack... for our CHAMPION INVITENTIONAL this summer....... check us out on Instagram @omsdabhouse & @ detroitdabwarz for details. BIG STORY BREAKING..... Several high end steak restaurants in the City of Troy feel the need to institute a “you stink like weed, we’ll have to ask you to leave” policy..... WHY? It appears that these high dollars restaurants have caved in to the complaints of other customers, which I find odd.... now if you are reeking of weed when you come in you will be refused service.....understand I’m all for refusing service to people who you don’t care for......however some baller who blew a bone in the car before dinner, why would you refuse him a meal....he will probably spend more on his meal than a party of two..... he certainly won’t be a problem like the guy ordering drinks from the bar...... So why would a restaurant consider the odor of weed offensive? Because they can..... You can walk into these places stinking like a bottle of cologne or worse some old hag......their perfume is the worst.... won’t be refused for that stench...... Personally I would love to call for a big protest/eat in....where we all puff hard before going inside for dinner.. but they would only take our money and laugh...so I was thinking that people standing outside these places with signs that say POTHEADS NOT WELCOME, might be in order......but as I wrote this it dawned on me that the best thing we could do is stop spending our money at these places......So I would ask two things.....if asked to leave because of a weed order TEXT me at 313-999-0329, I want to hear your story,. The second thing is PUFF TUFF before spending $40+ on a steak......oh yeah, INVITE me to dinner with you, I always have the herbfume going....... ANNOUNCEMENT: The OMS Dab House will reopen on May 9th... after a short break for some remodeling.. Detroit Dab Warz, the monthly competition will start up on May 16th. I am honored to host DDW and we are looking for the best Michigan has to offer....I hear there are a bunch of lady extraction artists who are coming for the championship belt.....Bring it ladies...... Shout out to Coco Extracts the currant belt holder..... also stay tuned 40 May 2016 So I’m thinking about finding a caregiver, for myself.... I can’t physically grow my own due to my inability to lift anything, so I thought a caregiver might be the way to go.... The problem is the deal.....I can’t see you growing what, 12-18 lbs, in my name and you want to give me a free oz per month? WTF? How about you give me 3lbs and keep the rest? I know people who get 12 free ozs a year while the grower has 50lbs.....oh and the grower will sell his patients more, but at $200-250 per oz..... maybe I don’t understand NEW MATH, but I had a grow store at one point and I think I understand how to grow monsters indoors here in Michigan...... So if you are looking for a new patient and understand how my brain works feel free to hit me up.... Any DRAMA or GOSSIP you want me to expose, feel free to hit me up and I’ll be happy to talk about it.... I’m getting ready to attend CANNAQUEST next weekend. This should be cool...The TUNA will be there along with a hero of mine Jeff Mizanskey. This cat had served 20 years of a LIFE bit before being released...If you don’t know who he is and have read this far....GOOGLE THAT SHIT! Questions, Comments or Complaints hit me up............ Peace, Adam L. Brook Periscope:Adam L Brook IG:adamlbrook FB: adamlbrook Twitter: @mrhashbash { FACEBOOK post of the month: “I’ve killed more people than cannabis...” -Dakota Serna (a true American hero....) MMM Publications { View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 41 42 May 2016 MMM Publications View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 43 Let’s Make May h t n o M n e r d il h C Save the in Michigan! by Daniel L. Price, Esq. Many people ask me questions about issues connected with medical marijuana and their children. Some of these are as follows: Can the State take my children from me if they find out I am a caregiver/ patient?; Can the State take my child if I give him/her medical marijuana for Autism or Epilepsy, or many other illnesses?; and Will I lose my children in my divorce because I am a licensed caregiver/patient? This month, I’ll discuss the issue of divorce and child custody in the context of the Michigan Medical Marijuana Act (”the MMMA”). First, as a member of the human race, I believe in the freedom to think, speak and act in any way one chooses, so long as it does not interfere with the right to self-determination and/ or property rights of others. Next, as an attorney who handles divorces, my philosophy is that except in extreme circumstances, the best interests of children are served only by remaining in the custody of both parents. Moreover, the best case scenario is that parents continue to live in the same school district, and that the children have equal parenting time and access to both parents. In short, the philosophy of freedom and the best interests of children in a divorce are the same. Unfortunately for children, not everyone agrees with my philosophy, and custody becomes an issue in many divorces. In order to guide the courts, there is a list of 13 statutory factors which courts must analyze in order to determine custody of children in a divorce. This list and the legal analysis is far too extensive to give a detailed run down in a magazine article. However, the nuts and bolts for determining custody are whether one or both of the parties has the ability and willingness to see to the children’s financial, emotional, educational, religious (if any), and family relationship needs, in order to grow into reasonably healthy adults. The MMMA states that, “A person shall not be denied custody or visitation of a minor for acting in accordance with this act, unless the person’s behavior is such that it creates an unreasonable danger to the minor that can be clearly articulated and substantiated.” MCLA 333.26424(c). However, even if there is no danger involved, the factors to determine custody must still be analyzed. Also, the factors could be analyzed to deny a parent 44 May 2016 MMM Publications custody and/or visitation. Thus, the essential question is, does the use or growing of marijuana interfere with one’s ability and/or willingness to see to the children’s financial, emotional, educational, religious (if any), and family relationship needs, in order to grow into reasonably healthy adults? If the answer is no, then the use or growing of marijuana should not even be a part of the analysis of the 13 statutory factors. Still, there are those who will attempt to make it an issue in determining custody. In a divorce the wife/ husband may attempt to label their spouse who is a caregiver as a “drug dealer”. Or, the wife/husband may attempt to label their spouse who is a patient a “drug addict”. The key to defending this type of labeling is to stand firm and impress upon the court that you as a caregiver or patient are no different than a medical patient of any kind. That ingesting or growing medical marijuana poses no more a threat to your ability to parent than being an Oxycontin or Norco patient. Fact is, it’s even safer around children than Oxycontin or Norco. After all, your marijuana meds must be locked away and out of reach of the children by law, while at the same time the Oxycontin and Norco as well as all the other prescription opiates are not required by law to be locked away from children. It is up to you and your attorney to present the facts to the court. Your children’s well-being is at stake. Children of divorce are damaged enough, even in a shared custody arrangement. Keeping them from a parent is not only detrimental to freedom, but it causes even greater harm to the children. However, if you or your attorney do not truly believe that the cause of freedom and the best interests of children are synonymous, then you may not be successful. Therefore, if you are a medical marijuana patient or caregiver and you find yourself in a custody battle, choose wisely the person who represents you in your divorce. Save the children the harm that will assuredly come if they are denied equal access to both parents. Like in all other aspects of life, freedom is not free. One must think, speak, and act to further the cause of freedom. But the denial of your freedom takes no action on your part, you need only keep silent and do nothing. Till next month, keep rolling on. Disclaimer: This is an informational article only. It is not to provide individual legal advice. If you need legal services, feel free to contact me, or any attorney of your choosing. View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 45 46 May 2016 MMM Publications View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 47 48 May 2016 MMM Publications View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 49 May 2016 EVENTS Sunday 1 8 6:32AM 6:23 AM Monday 8:39PM 8:47 PM 2 6:31AM Tuesday 8:40PM 6:15AM 8:55PM 6:29AM 4 8:41PM 1980: S. Africa bans the song Another Brick in the Wall (PartII). World Press Freedom Day 9 10 6:22 AM 8:48 PM Happy Birthday Ghostface Killah! 15 3 Wednesday 16 6:14AM 8:56PM 6:21 AM 8:49 PM 6:13AM 8:57PM 8:43PM 11 7:03 AM 8:16 PM Happy Birthday Salvador Dali! 18 6:12AM 8:58PM 1969 - Jack Casady (Jefferson Airplane) Arrested for Marijuana 22 6:09AM 9:02PM 23 6:08AM 9:02PM 6:04AM 9:08PM 24 The Wailers Saint Andrews Hall Detroit 6:07AM 9:03PM Happy Birthday Tommy Chong! 30 6:04AM 9:09PM 6:27AM 8:44PM 12 6:18 AM 6:11AM 6:25AM 31 6:03AM 9:09PM 25 6:07AM 9:04PM 26 6:06AM 8:51 8:59PM 9:05PM Color Me Badd & Salt n’ Pepa Wings Event Center Kalamazoo Saturday 8:45PM Magic Bag - Ferndale PM 1967 - The Jimi Hendrix Experience releases debut album Are You Experienced 19 6 13 6:17AM 8:52PM 7 6:24AM 14 6:11AM 9:00PM 6:05AM 8:54PM 21 6:10AM 9:01PM ARMED FORCES DAY Port Huron 27 6:16AM Pink Floyd Laser Spectacular Lexington Ghost Walk Downtown Petoskey 20 8:46PM WAR Soaring Eagle Casino Mt. Pleasant FRIDAY TH 3 1 E H T Rob Zombie First Merit Event Park Saginaw Mars at Opposition Red planet at closest approach to Earth, fully illuminated by the sun. 29 5 Friday Motor City Casino 1962 - Debut of The Incredible Hulk 17 6:28AM Thursday 9:06PM Fishbone Bell’s Eccentric Cafe Kalamazoo 28 6:05AM 9:07PM JC3’s 3rd Annual Cannabis Competition & Cancer Fundraiser Pine Hollow Golf Club, Jackson May Music Festivals: Empire Asparagus Festival - May 19-21 - Empire, MI The Bluegrass Gathering - May 19-21 - Hart, MI Hookahville - May 19-22 - Nelson, OH Med Jam - May 28 - Fenwick, MI Movement - May 28-30 - Detroit, MI Sunrise and sunset times shown for Lansing, Michigan. Times for other areas may vary. If you know of an event that should be featured on the MMM Report calendar page, let us know! mmmreport@gmail.com 50 May 2016 MMM Publications View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 51 The Shape o t Things Come of by Citizen Jay Do you have kids? Or a baby or a toddler? Know anybody who does? [Full disclosure: I AM a parent.] Here’s something for you to consider. Let’s say that said kiddo accidentally crawls into the laundry room unnoticed where it just so happens the cat box lives. What do you think will happen? What do you think that kid will do? You know what that kid will do… And it ain’t pretty…mmmMMMmmm… No it isn’t pretty. In fact it looks like shit. Literally, that cat poo looks just like any old shit. And yet, it is still quite the attractive nuisance to that young inquisitive mind, who just can’t resist putting the thing into its mouth (poodites?). It’s quite a dilemma …inducing abject disgust and nausea. We should outlaw cat poo. Or at least regulate the hell out of it. For the safety of our children, of course. substance. They’d have an easy time with cat poo too. But times have changed and the prohibitionists are finding it more and more difficult to demonize the healing Canna. Still they try. One of the most potent arguments they have at their disposal is to point to the increase in the number of children that have been admitted to ER facilities over the past couple of years in Colorado since legalization took effect. They LOVE that statistic because it seems so dramatic. The stats show that the number of child-Cannabis-ERincidents rose by a whopping 37% from 2009-2014! That seems HUGE until you look at the actual number of kids they’re talking about. In 2014 the number was 70 in the entire state of Colorado. The hospitals say almost all of them had eaten some form of either homemade or store bought medicated “brownies” or “cookies.” While they can’t say that any of those kids died, they sure love to suggest that one could at any time… though there’s no evidence to support that supposition. And that’s the thing. It’s just fear mongering for the sake of bolstering their precarious position. Because they can’t do anything else…they’re stuck in that prohibitive mind set. They’ve dug their heels in too deep. As a result, they’re having to constantly pull the wool so thinly across our eyes just to try and get us to even listen. So thin, in fact, that we’ve begun to see right through it. Recently, new legislation passed in Colorado’s State House that is designed to significantly change the way parents are able to better care for their kids. Patently absurd, yes? And yet that is the mentality most prohibitionists have when discussing how to “protect” our kids from Cannabis. But where cat poo might actually harm your child, Cannabis is completely NON-TOXIC. No one has ever died from ingesting Cannabis-EVER. The same cannot be said for cat poo (Toxoplasmosis anyone?). That’s their fantastic idea. But they didn’t come up with it in a vacuum. It turns out the Colorado Cannabis Chamber of Commerce proposed this notion months ago. It was a proactive campaign geared towards showing legislators just how well the Cannabis Industry is able to regulate itself. The CCCC held a press conference in February to announce these self-imposed changes to a small group of reporters, myself included. They and their members would no longer use these types of shapes. The story didn’t get much traction at the time. Edibles come in many different shapes and sizes. They’re made from different ingredients and can take any number of forms. While our legislators are proud of themselves for making this particular distinction for the sake of faulty prohibitionist argumentation, the outcomes won’t really make a difference. Because, sure kids like animal and people-shaped objects. But there are so many other attractive shapes that can be utilized: stars, crosses, flowers, a dodecahedron… even cat poo. The argument, “what about the children” is moot when it comes to Cannabis prohibition. Mainly, because over the last 80 years or so it hasn’t worked in the least to keep Cannabis out of the hands of our youth. What’s more, unregulated Cannabis is sold on the Underground Market by unscrupulous dealers who don’t think twice about upselling their customers to harder, more expensive drugs. National statistic show that Cannabis use by teens is and has been on the downswing since the 1980s. Prohibitionists always look for ways to demonize that which they are trying to prohibit. It makes it much easier to convince others of the “correctness” of their position if they can point to the “evils” done by said prohibitive 52 At least that’s the intention behind the new rules governing the shapes available to Cannabis edibles manufactures. The new rules exclude the use of animal or human-shaped molds for Cannabis products. No more gummy bears or sour patch kids. May 2016 MMM Publications In those states that have legalized Cannabis, statistics show that same decline— even though those numbers are higher to begin with. Young kids getting their hands on Cannabis edibles is a challenge. Cannabis is non-toxic, yet there are still uncertainties. When an infant or toddler ingests Cannabis accidentally, I have to ask where those parents were at the time. Yes, accidents happen. But how is it the responsibility of edibles manufacturers to ensure what happens in your own house? If young kids are getting Cannabis it’s because their parents aren’t being responsible with it. Changing the shape of edibles isn’t going to effect that. What about the children? “The kids are alright…” it’s their parents we need to educate. If the prohibitionists really cared about keeping Cannabis out of the hands of kids then they’d help us legalize it and take it out of the hands of ruthless dealers. If we put Cannabis into the hands of regulated business owner’s, kids will have less access to it. Period. View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 53 Horoscopes CapricorN Dec. 23 - Jan. 20 It may seem as if the walls are closing in and the pressures of life may be pushing you to the edge of a cliff right now. Do us all a favor, and jump. ArieS mar. 21 - apr. 20 You adore taking risks and are not afraid of them. This isn’t a good thing, since everyone knows that you don’t have health insurance. Q: How did the pothead burn his ear? A: The phone rang while he was ironing his clothes! Cancer June 22 - July. 22 You like to spend a lot of time alone, getting to know yourself. Be careful not to start a fire, a small jar of Vaseline will come in handy. Libra Sept. 24 - Oct. 23 Your fascination with beauty causes you to spend copious amounts of time prepping and primping to make yourself beautiful. But as they say, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig. 54 May 2016 MMM Publications AquariuS Jan. 21 - Feb. 19 Your entire life is dedicated to being unique, which makes you a pain to be around. You are extremely self-absorbed. It’s time to make a change, because you’re up your own ass so deep that you’re making love to yourself. TauruS apr. 21 - may. 21 Unlike the impulsive rams, a true Taurus is patient. Sure, you’re 30 years old and haven’t even touched a boob but patience is a virtue. Hold tight! LeO July 23 - Aug. 21 You are pushy, bossy, domineering, and sometimes arrogant. You like to play the tough role but secretly you’re haunted by the fact that the bullies replaced your tighty whities with lace panties in gym class. Scorpio Oct. 24 - Nov. 22 Regardless of how difficult a problem may seem, you do your best to solve it. Too bad your best isn’t good enough because you’re always wrong and your decisions ruin lives. View the mag online: mmmrmag.com PisceS Feb. 20 - mar. 20 No need to seek revenge against any of your exes. Nothing you do to them will change the fact that you’re simply a terrible lover. Gemini may. 22 - June 21 You like to be the center of attention, but others around you can’t stand you. That’s why the only conversations that go on about you take place behind your back. VirgO Aug. 22 - Sept. 23 Soon you will experience a short-lived, whirlwind romance. Don’t forget to leave the money on the nightstand when it’s all said and done. SagittariuS Nov. 23 - Dec. 22 You’re not only bored, but you are truly a boring person. There is nothing going on in that head but cereal and episodes of Meet the Press so you fill it with the cool and interesting things other people say and do. 55 l l a W The 56 May 2016 MMM Publications Send pics to: mmmreport@gmail.com | Subject: “Wall Pic” View the mag online: mmmrmag.com 57 a Think you have ? 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