Briefly 2 Them on Us 12 Teton Meadows 16 Blackbird 21 First Lady
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Briefly 2 Them on Us 12 Teton Meadows 16 Blackbird 21 First Lady
NEWS Briefly W W W . P L A N E TJ H . C O M U P D AT E D D A I LY FREE Aug. 29 - Sept. 4, 2007 l Vol. 5 Issue 37 2 1% yields $100K Them on Us 12 Low unemployment blues Teton Meadows 16 New New Neighborhood Blackbird 21 Spread your greasy wings... First Lady 22 Laura Bush tours GTNP Food News 31 It’s taco time AR T/MUSIC Music Box 32 Page 13 JH Mountain Fest ArtBeat 35 Ciao gets surreal AND MORE... ASTROLOGY l ADVICE l GOING GREEN l DINING GUIDE l CLASSIFIEDS 2 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily 100% Natural # LOW fat # Buffalo & Elk Steaks, JERKY & Salami, Prime Rib, Gourmet Gift Packs NO Hormones NO Antibiotics LOW Cholesterol Made in Jackson Hole 733-4159 1-800-543-MEAT Next to Smith’s Grocery Plaza & the Conoco Station - Fresh,Wild Caught Seafood - Hormone, Antibiotic Free Meats - Custom Cuts, Special Orders - Boarshead Meats and Cheeses - Build your own Sandwiches - Salads - Best Beer Selection in the Valley Market open daily 7am - 9pm 5 South Main St.,Victor, Idaho 208-787-2230 PLANET BRIEFS 1% doles out $100k Environmental and community betterment benefactor 1 Percent for the Tetons awarded money from its first-ever grant cycle last week, doling out a total $100,800 to 10 applicants. The winners were announced Thursday at an awards ceremony that featured a keynote address by Patagonia founder Yvon Chouinard, who also founded 1 Percent for the Planet, an organization the local body is modeled after. In the local nonprofit’s inaugural year, 53 member businesses signed on to pledge 1 percent of the year’s gross sales to 1 Percent for the Tetons, which is overseen by a predominately local board of directors and a lofty advisory board dispersed locally and around the country. This first cycle saw 34 applications from individual groups, often paired with other private and public bodies, seeking almost $450,000 in grant monies. The largest single grant, to the tune of $33,000, was awarded to Western Wyoming Resource Conservation & Development, which will use the money to conduct a yearlong feasibility study for a communitywide compost program for grocers and restaurants. At the low end, a $1,000 grant was awarded to a group aiming to map existing and proposed pathway corridors in Teton Valley, Idaho, while another of the same amount will go toward a greenhouse for the Van Vleck House in Jackson. The Wyoming Game & Fish Department will benefit from 1 Percent for the Tetons with a $10,000 grant awarded to map the Teton County portion of Sublette County’s major pronghorn antelope corridor. The awards ceremony did not overlook social causes: $3,000 will help teach English to area Latinos through environmental education. “The range of issues facing the Tetons region is reflected in the range of projects we’ll be funding,” said Jonathan Schechter, director of the Charture Institute, which runs 1 Percent for the Tetons. For a full list of grant awardees, or to learn more about 1 Percent for the Tetons, go to www.onepercentforthetetons.com. — Ben Cannon Fun Run match drive raises $1.85M The match fundraising drive leading up to Old Bill’s Fun Run 11 set a new record this year, raising $1.85 million in pledges from big donors. Jackson Hole’s Community Foundation announced last week that “Mr. and Mrs. Old Bill,” the anonymous couple for which the annual philanthropic love-feast is named, and 32 co-challengers, beat last year’s match total of nearly $1.6 million, then a banner year. The event, now in its 11th year, raises big bucks that are then distributed through the Community Foundation. Last year saw $6.8 million raised for 205 local nonprofits. “Because of old Bill’s Fun Run, the arts are thriving, critical wildlife is being protected, affordable housing is built and lives are saved everyday,” Katharine LEAVE THE CAR BEHIND… CATCH A RIDE WITH JACKSON’S DOWNTOWN BICYCLE TAXI SERVICE al ti tude •• •• Hotels Movies East Jackson Restaurants HUMAN-POWERED TRANSPORT GIVE US A CALL … Rodeo Grounds & More 307-413-8505 48 East Broadway • On the Town Square • 307.733.4719 www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 3 Conover, president of the Community Foundation, said in a press release. Since its inception, the charitable event, which drew 2,800 walkers, runners and wheelers last year, has raised $45.7 million. For more information about donating or to learn more about Old Bill’s Fun Run, go to www.oldbills.org, or call 739-1026. — PJH Staff Report Shot of the week sponsored by Photo by Derek Diluzio Where did you get this music, Gypsy? The caravan of a displaced people wandering over the centuries, crossing from the Far East to western Europe – through incongruous Balkans, over the rolling sunflower Magyar plains, into the folksy classical romanticism of old France and back – landed for a moment in an arid and mountainous place in the modern world – Jackson Hole. The Gypsies, a Houston-based ensemble of multi-disciplined players, performed at Walk Festival Hall last Thursday as one of the last shows of this year’s Grand Teton Music Festival. Real Gypsies, or the Roma people as they are now called, left their mark on music wherever they went, creating new confluences and styles of Gypsy-influenced sounds along the way. “They gave the world some of the most beautiful music it has ever known,” Erich Avinger, The Gypsies’ classical guitarist, told the nearly full house. At the show’s outset, a quartet took to the stage, wordlessly picking up their instruments – violin, upright bass, classical and flattop guitars – and worked their way into the sounds of Gypsy reverie marked by spirited violin and a tempo that First Lady Laura Bush poses with newly sworn in Junior Rangers at the Craig Thomas Discovery and Visitors Center on Monday afternoon. one moment sounded pained and mournful, and then took a frenzied and celebratory turn in the next. Hungarian-born violinist Ferenc Illenyi, who plays violin with the Houston Symphony, helms the group, though the evening featured myriad combinations of players, from duets to six players at once. Illenyi was backed by virtuosic playing, adding, along with the quartet instruments, a grand piano a second violin. The setlist was a tour around Central and Eastern Europe, with at least one French-Gypsy tune. Illenyi seemed to prefer to return to the Hungarian-Gypsy more often, though. Clearly his homeland instilled in him a love for the Gypsy influence in the language of his native music. SINGLE TRACK Sponsored by NEW BELGIUM BREWING How short is too short? Many men and women cannot find a stock bike with a short enough top tube. For the most part, bike manufacturers will not mass-produce frames that use 700c wheels with top tubes any shorter than 51 cm. Below 51 cm, the chance of your foot hitting the front wheel at very slow speeds and very tight turns greatly increases. Does toe overlap matter? That’s for you to decide. Most shorter folks have dealt with toe overlap to some degree throughout their entire cycling career. Others have it and don’t even know it. Just remember that it only becomes a factor at very slow speeds combined with very tight cornering (like pulling a U-turn in a parking lot). If that scares you, look into frames designed around 650 wheels or a bicycle that uses a 24-inch front wheel. Don’t worry, you will not be sacrificing speed by using a smaller wheel size. Some studies have actually shown smaller wheels to be faster. Remember, the best thing you can do is get a bike that fits YOU no matter what it looks like! — Scott Fitzgerald, Fitzgerald’s Bicycles Illenyi and pianist Scott Holshouser also performed John Williams’ theme from “Schindler’s List,” which was not the only tune of the evening that left some wiping their eyes. A second and final encore featured the March Hora, a curious selection because the lively song had been played earlier in the evening. A Hungarian Gypsy song, perhaps Illenyi chose it because he thought the audience, by the end of the evening, had become pulled into the landscapes of the music and could delight in it more the second go-round. Or maybe he chose it because not everyone noticed how fast his fingers moved over the violin the first time around. — By Ben Cannon Could be you on ABC’s television show “THE BACHELOR” THE SEARCH IS ON AGAIN! If you know of someone who might be perfect for the show who is in their late 20s-30s, dynamic, successful and single, give a call! Contact Jamie Shapiro at 323-297-7112. or visit our website for more info: http://abc.go.com/specials/ bachelor.html If you want to be CATCH OF THE WEEK or want to e-mail this weeks catch, email CATCHME@planetjh.com This week’s special … Fresh Wild Alaska Coho Salmon Now w servingg you 7 dayss a weekk att the JACKSON WHOLE E GROCER 307.733.0450 Wild & All Natural Seafood Sustainably Harvested in the U.S.A. 4 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily # # # EDITORIAL by Richard Anderson pet # The 900-pound bull moose in the room space # # # # # # # # # # # Adopt a pet from the # # TETON COUNTY ANIMAL SHELTER # # Bunnies # Name: YOU PICK IT! Sex: Females/males Come check out mama bunny and her babies! They are cute, adorable, little furballs. It remains to be seen if Jackson Hole can develop its way out of its problems. Affordable housing certainly will allow more middle-class working families to continue to live in and contribute to the community, but will those affordable developments – whose affordability is achieved through density – adversely affect the natural environment for which we all feel a responsibility to protect? Quite possibly. And is it true that affordable housing simply begets the need for more affordable housing, as some outspoken critics of recent dense proposals have said? The theory sounds reasonable: Middle-class families – be they providers of essential community services such as nurses, teachers and policemen or members of the service sector of the economy such as river guides, ski instructors or retail workers – end up requiring more services, which require more workers, which require more affordable housing, etc., etc. But is there any data to back that up? Do middle-class families demand more or different services than families that can afford market homes or second-home owners that spend a few weeks out of the year in their condo and maybe rent it out on a short-term basis the rest of the year – or maybe not? Doesn’t market-home development spawn the same need for electricians, plumbers, teachers, ski shop thralls, grocery LETTERS Stop killing bears COME SEE THE BUNNIES AT THE TETON COUNTY ANIMAL SHELTER 3150 S. ADAMS CANYON DR. (SOUTH OF TOWN ON HWY. 89) HOURS: MON-FRI, 12-5 / SAT, 10-2 TO VIEW ANY OF THE ANIMALS OR GET MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE SHELTER CALL 733-2139 OR GO TO: www.jacksonshelter.petfinder.com [This letter was edited slightly for length. — Ed.] I am writing to express my extreme displeasure and unending frustration at the continued institutional arrogance and predator bias exhibited by the Wyoming Game and Fish and their local leadership in recent years. The most recent example being the wholly unnecessary killing of a mother black bear on Aug. 2 near Emily’s Pond in Jackson Hole. This entirely preventable act coupled with the tragic orphaning of her two young cubs has resulted in three bears being removed from the ecosystem and their genetic diversity being lost forever. This monumental and cavalier lack of foresight was inexcusable but the apparent altering of COVER CREDIT what’s S NEW at T WWW.PLANETJH.COM A Planet Jackson Hole # # is a proud sponsor of petspace # the official position, from the Aug. 3 press release stating the sow “reportedly acted aggressively towards people” to admitting that they had not received reports of aggressive behavior is malfeasance at best, and betraying and lying at worst … . If all you have is a hammer then every problem is a nail, and apparently the “hammer” was cocked and this mama got “nailed.” She got nailed because there were no non-lethal control measures present and ready to be deployed. Please consider some coefficient of the following in the future: Try one more night of trapping in the vicinity of the tree, dart the mother on the ground to minimize falling injury, pull the dogs off immediately to lower the bear’s stress level and the perceived threat to her cubs, have the dart gun ready with a backup in case of malfunction, have bear spray available, out and ready as a primary or secondary option for defense, make it a punishable offense to use lethal force as anything but a last resort, increase partnership with the Jackson Hole Wildlife Foundation’s excellent “Bear Aware” program, and, in the name of public trust and confidence in the department, officers, stop the feeble attempts at the deceptive “butt covering” by the management and leadership of the department. We are not buying it anymore. Years of autonomy and unquestioned management practices by see LETTERS page 5 See # store baggers? Don’t market-home owners attract out-of-town visitors who want to float the Snake, climb the Grand, ski the Village? Sometimes it seems that, at the heart of the debate (or at least this aspect of the debate) lies a conversation Jackson Hole is not particularly excited to have: a conversation about class and entitlement and who deserves the privilege of living in Jackson Hole. Pure, raw, survival-of-the-fittest capitalism would cull the weak (i.e. the poor or at least the not-wealthy) from the valley, leaving only those with the resources to buy a (on average) $1.2 million home, along with a few lucky (but aging) folks who bought in before home prices became a joke (or a nightmare), and of course those already ensconced in their affordable homes. Would that be acceptable? No doubt it would be for those lucky few, and probably less so for those still trying to figure out how to stick around in the valley. But I’m loath to overgeneralize: Of course there are plenty of market homeowners who would acutely feel the loss of a diverse community. The tricky thing about having that conversation about class is that attitudes about such subjects don’t necessarily coincide neatly with income. Do they? We may never find out for sure, unless we address that 900-pound bull moose that has been in the room for quite some time now. # # # # # # # MATISYAHU Photographed by Danny Clinch August 29, 2007 for Planet Jackson Hole F F EDITOR Richard Anderson editor@planetjh.com ART DIRECTOR Jeana Haarman art@planetjh.com SALES DIRECTOR Drew Cosby drewcosby@planetjh.com ADVERTISING SALES Roan Eastman reastman@planetjh.com Mary Grossman Jen Tillotson sales@planetjh.com DESIGNERS Eric Balog Steven Glass Trisha Taggart Jen Tillotson COPY EDITOR Susan Burkitt STAFF REPORTERS Ben Cannon bcannon@planetjh.com Jake Nichols jake@planetjh.com Sam Petri sam@planetjh.com PHOTOGRAPHERS Jonathan Adams Derek DiLuzio Neal Henderson Lindsey Ross John Slaughter Andrew Wyatt CONTRIBUTORS Ed Bushnell Aaron Davis Scott Fitzgerald Teresa Griswold Jason Miller Bill Sniffin Nancy Taylor Matthew Testa Brooke Williams ADDITIONAL MATERIALS Universal Press Ask A Mexican Washington Post New York Times Creators Syndicate Tribune Media Services Rob Brezsny Christopher Wilson Advice Goddess SUBSCRIPTIONS Subscription rates are $85 a year (52 issues) national newspaper association JACKSON HOLE WYOMING reduce reuse recycle JH printed on recycled paper locally owned and operated alternative weekly network PLANET JACKSON HOLE is published every Wednesday. Copies are distributed free every week throughout Jackson Hole and the surrounding area. If you wish to distribute The Planet at your business, call (307) 732-0299. ©2007. PUBLISHER Planet Jackson Hole, Inc. I Mary Grossman I publisher@planetjh.com 567 West Broadway, P.O. Box 3249, Jackson, WY 83001 l (307) 732-0299 l Fax (307) 732-0996 www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 5 LETTERS from page 4 the local and regional leadership of Game and Fish has resulted in a black eye to the generally fine officers of said department. Maybe it is time for a change in policy towards acknowledgement and preparation for climate change, food source loss, habitat destruction and overdevelopment causing more of these situations in the coming months and years, and maybe it is time for a change at the top of the local and regional leadership “tree” before all public trust and confidence is “shot.” — Gregory Griffith, Moose-Wilson Road Paul right about foreign policy On foreign policy, Ron Paul is correct. It is disappointing to see so many presidential candidates from both parties unwilling even to consider the possibility that U. S. foreign policy might actually contribute to anti-American sentiment abroad. Ron Paul, the sole candidate who dares to discuss this relationship, is routinely lambasted at the Republican debates. Rudy Giuliani and others, desperately seeking to flaunt their patriotic prowess, scoff at Paul and his analysis. They are content with the explanation that the 9/11 hijackers, for example, attacked us out of “hatred for our freedoms.” That is a convenient explanation, but ultimately a shallow and simplistic one. If we are truly honest with ourselves, it is not difficult to grasp how U.S. involvement in the internal affairs of other countries can contribute to animosity against our nation. Consider the example of Iran. Did not our CIA overthrow the democratically elected government of Mossadeq in 1953? Did not our government prop up the Shah, a much-hated dictator, for more than 30 years? Did not the USS Vincennes shoot down an Iranian commercial airliner in 1988, killing more than 250 people? If another country involved itself in the affairs of our nation in such a manner, we would be justifiably enraged. It is high time that we Americans and our political leaders had the moral courage to evaluate critically the way in which our government engages other nations of the world. Ron Paul’s example demonstrates both humility and insight, and we would do well to follow it. — Shepard Humphries, Jackson Hole Mortgaging our future “As we peer into society’s future, we, see LETTERS page 11 BEST OF THE BLOG On “Should MSU change its name to University of the Yellowstone?”: ■ If they want to change their name, let them. Maybe it will help the general public have a better understanding of where Yellowstone actually is. After living in this area for 15 years I still have friends ask me, “Where is Wyoming again?” The fact that Wyoming is getting defensive over the fact that Yellowstone is mostly in our state seems a little odd since the park predates the state anyway. On “What an eventful weekend”: ■ Now that there is going to be a pathways system in Grand Teton, it is all the more pressing that the infrustructure in Yellowstone and surrounding areas is improved. Who/whom should I speak to about Yellowstone roadways? I’ve heard numerous rants about how poor the shoulders are in Yellowstone. It’s only a matter of time before a tractor-trailer tourist takes another human life. I’m calling for an immediate change to Yellowstone’s ambivalence torwards cyclist. On “Gallery Opening, Art Walk”: ■ You’re right. Art can be found in places other than just the gallery. I could even find art in your use of ellipsis (dot, dot, dot). It’s an interesting point you make that raises many good questions. Art is your environment. It’s a part of Jackson and it should be embraced. That does not mean it should be frozen in time. The Wild West image is changing and there sure as heck ain’t much anyone can do about it. It’s an image connected to a dynamic and unique community. Can one really expect it to stay the same? Rather than pooh-poohing the shift, why not engage and embrace the chance to be a part of it? You can still walk into a tavern and have a sip, except this time around it might be with Ben and Ryan. Talk of the good ol’ days is fun and all, but it can only take you so far. The point is not “visit the art galleries, join the club, support the inevitable destruction of Jackson,” but rather “take the chance to use art as a vehicle to engage the community, develop a dialogue between Jacksonites and get involved.” This is by no means the only way, but it sure is a fun one. LOG ONTO WWW.PLANETJH.COM TO JOIN THE DISCUSSION. 6 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily R C o r f S s p a v s P a d c r d y f e g f u r D C I 2 l I w w e i c C e T v d t l h S W b o p v h www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 7 RIGHT FROM THE START by Jason Miller Cubin should keep watch over her (right) shoulder media. She lashed out at Simpson as politically ambitious. Simpson is the son of former Sen. Alan Simpson, a long-time fixture in Wyoming politics. This will help him with name identification, but will it help him beat Cubin? Cubin cannot survive a challenge by Simpson just by calling him ambitious, because everybody who runs August for Congress is ambitious. She 2006, can only survive a challenge if Planet Jackson Hole columnist she beats him on the issues. and former Democratic candi... a third of Sen. Alan Simpson was a date Gary Trauner ran a solid Republican notoriously liberal Republican. campaign against her. Trauner primary He was an outspoken advocate ran an active campaign with voters didn’t of abortion rights and gay decent financial resources in a rights. Conservative advocacy year that was a nationwide rout actually care groups, independent conservafor Republicans, with an for the other tive news media and bloggers extremely popular Democratic candidate. They have made it harder for liberals governor helping to draw votes just voted for to win the Republican nominafor the ticket. tion. National political blogs spec- someone other Colin might have to vote a ulate as to whether Trauner will than Cubin. little more like his grandfather, run again and whether the Democratic Congressional Campaign former U.S. Sen. Milward Simpson, who Committee will pour money into the state. voted against the 1964 Civil Rights Act on conservative, Constitutional grounds. It looks like he will. I do not know where Colin Simpson stands The GOP probably can’t do any worse in 2008 than it did in 2006, and Wyoming on the issues or what his record in the state leans more Republican in presidential years. house is like. I hope he’s a conservative, but It could be a hard race for any Democrat to about all I’ve heard is that he’s a nice guy. win in 2008. Of course one thing that might Congresswoman Cubin didn’t win re-election weaken Cubin, or prove to be her downfall because she was nice, she won it because she was right on the issues, particularly gun rights. entirely, is a strong Republican challenger. A sea captain who may not even have been The National Rifle Association’s last-minute in Wyoming and who certainly did very little advertising saved her. Simpson didn’t even make the top five on campaigning won a third of the vote against Cubin in the August 2006 primary without the state GOP committee’s senate list to even trying. He even carried Cheyenne. replace Sen. Thomas, while fellow state legisThat’s right: a third of Republican primary lator and committed conservative John voters didn’t actually care for the other can- Barrasso made it to the top three and then didate. They just voted for someone other ultimately to the Senate. Barrasso ran for than Cubin. A credible Republican chal- Senate once before on a moderate platform lenger would stand a real chance of knocking and lost. Once he established a conservative record, he won. her off in the primary next year. If Simpson wants to defeat That’s exactly what State Rep. Colin Simpson hopes to be. He told a Representative Cubin in August ’08, he’ll Washington, D.C., newspaper that he will have to be as strong as she is on issues like gun rights and securing our borders be challenging Cubin in the primary. Cubin, showing her typically adept style against illegal immigration. He’ll have to of handling the media, immediately com- respect the sanctity of life and of marriage. plained that Simpson dared to share a pri- If he’s right on those issues, he will beat vate conversation (the one where he told Cubin and get himself a new office in her he was running against her) with the Washington, D.C. Most of the national political news reporting about Wyoming lately has focused on the death and replacement of Sen. Craig Thomas. Mixed in with those stories, though, is some reporting about a potential effort to involuntarily replace another Wyoming politician. Barbara Cubin came within a thousand votes of losing her Congressional [I]n seat in the last general election. Jason Miller is a Wyoming resident attending law school in Michigan. Comments to editor@planetjh.com. Sponsored by: woody’s weather Planet Jackson Hole’s Weekly Weather Early Signs of Autumn Labor Day weekend is traditionally thought of as the last weekend of the summer season, although “officially” we still have three more weeks on the calendar until the first day of autumn. But with highs last week only in the 70s, we’ve certainly had at least a hint that the fall season is approaching. The shadows are getting a little bit longer, the days are now noticeably shorter, and over this past weekend there was even some frost about. It won’t be long ’til we start to see some of the aspen leaves turning to gold. Looking at our average temperatures this coming week, we are also starting to see a steady decline in both the average daily highs and lows. The first week in September is going to be the last week of the year that we could potentially see record highs topping 90 degrees. The potential is also there for a good freeze, as well, with record low temperatures having dipped into the teens this time of year. AUGUST 29, 2007 What is it normally like in Jackson this week? AVERAGE HIGH AVERAGE LOW 77°F 35°F Normal August Precipitation: Normal August Snowfall: 1.15 inches 0 inch What it can be like in Jackson this week: RECORD HIGH 92°F August 30, 1954 RECORD LOW 19°F August 31, 1965 Wettest August ever: 3.27 inches (1983) Information provided by meteorologist Jim Woodmencey www.mountainweather.com at the base of the Tetons Grand Expectations? Call us. “We are a locally owned company with the desire to find creative ways to save our customers money when Buying and Selling.” John & Dee Ann Sloan 290 N. Millward Jackson, WY • 307-733-7020 Visit our office and see photos by Dave Ryan and oil paintings by Ina S. Oyler 8 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily IN MY OPINION by Devra Davis Elusive victory The best wars finish fast. Close to 40 years and $40 billion since the official launch of the “War on Cancer” in 1971, that effort shows no signs of ending. Half of all men and a third of all women will contract the disease, and more than one in four citizens of developed nations will die from it. Accounts of breathtaking advances in cancer research provide a steady rumble today, but talk of imminent victory has grown muted. In recent years, cancer deaths have dropped chiefly because fewer are smoking and more are getting screened and treated for survivable cancers like those of the colon, cervix and breast. But lately, cancer is showing up in neighborhoods and at ages where it used to be quite rare. As a world-class athlete, Lance Armstrong is unique; as a survivor of advanced cancer, he is not. Of the 10 million cancer survivors in the U.S. today, one in 10 is under age 40. By the 20th century, sitting behind a desk, dispensing medical advice or multitasking with the help of cell phones, computers and GPS seemed far safer ways to earn a living. But are they? In the past decade, cancer claimed more than half the men and women in science and medicine whose New York Times obituary listed any cause of death – that’s twice the rate of the rest of us. In the Science Citation Index, Dr. Ronald Herberman wrote one of the 100 most influential papers in the world. He and his brother Harvey trained as physicians more than 40 years ago. When they reached middle age, the two of them joined an even rarer class – the growing number of doctors with the same unusual cancer of the blood. No one in their family had ever developed the disease. Could their common ailment have had anything to do with the fact that they grew up in pesticidesprayed areas in the 1950s, built and repaired model airplanes, worked in laboratories without protective equipment, and completed various home improvement projects with epoxies and other modern miracles? We can’t know. But we do know they are not alone. From the start, the cancer effort has made astonishing advances in treating and finding the disease, but left unscathed known carcinogens like radiation, benzene, asbestos and other toxic materials, including, until quite recently, tobacco. The enterprise has virtually ignored the incompletely tested 80,000 industrial chemicals found – in infinite combinations– in everything from cosmetics to carpet glue. Around the world today, medical centers are launching massive efforts to rid buildings and grounds of groups of proven and suspected toxic agents. We are doing this not because we know it will reduce the incidence of cancer, but because, as professionals who have devoted our lives to fighting this disease, we strongly believe it will. Like Hackensack Medical University, Beth Israel Hospital, University of Texas Nursing School at Houston, Kaiser Permanente and others, the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center is moving our more than 400 medical facilities to use less toxic materials to reduce the chances that anyone’s brother will develop cancer. We would never take all the drugs in our medicine cabinets at once. Yet, our regulatory system today looks at any suspect cancer hazard – whether CT scans, aspartame, cell phones or a new adhesive – as protected trade secrets to which exposure only occurs one at a time. This approach defies both common sense and basic biology by assuming that just because a single agent may look all right where it has been tested on adult animals, we and our children can safely encounter hundreds of such materials through the mixtures of modern life. Drug companies explicitly look for drug interactions in coming up with warnings about combining various medications. Regulators need to adopt a similar approach to environmental hazards. We must address the combined risks of tiny amounts of hazardous agents, many of which did not exist thirty years ago. Today’s trade secrets may turn out to have cost my father and Ron Herberman’s brother their lives. We need to create a Truth and Reconciliation Commission where producers of modern products open their workplace health files to independent examination. If we want the world of the future to be healthier, we can start with ending the protection of toxic trade secrets and taking more realistic looks at the combined impacts of modern agents on our lives. Devra Lee Davis is a seasonal Jackson resident, National book award finalist, Director of the Center for Environmental Oncology at the University of Pittsburgh Cancer Institute, and author of the forthcoming book, The Secret History of the War on Cancer, Basic Books, October, 2008; www.environmentaloncology.org www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 9 MEDIA WATCH Return of the Penguin Berkeley Breathed, creator of the beloved Reagan-era comic strip “Bloom County,” is back at it again, writing and drawing his loveable, often misguided characters who exist in a parodied sociocultural-political mirror of the real world. In “Opus,” distributed by the Washington Post Writers Group and featured on Salon.com, Berkeley’s recognizable title character, a large-nosed penguin, along with old favorites Steve Dallas, Lola Granola and, yes, catatonic Bill the Cat contend with a world at times mired in uncertainty and threat. This Sunday’s “Opus” featured the historically fickle Lola Granola dabbling in fundamentalist Islam in the first part of a two-part series that some papers – including the Washington Post – have opted not to run. A great thing about the strip being featured online is the reader comments feature, which can lead to some pretty insightful dialogue – often funny, occasionally heated – in a way a cartoonist working in the 1980s could never have imagined. Though “Opus” has yet to plant a culturally relevant foothold the way “Bloom County” did into the early years of Bush I, now would seem to be a good time for those characters to help us understand ourselves and the world around us – or, at least make us laugh. — Ben Cannon Couch surfers need not apply Scrolling through the Jackson Hole Chamber of Commerce’s newsletter page on their website, we came across this little nugget: “The Casting Producer for the ABC Show ‘The Bachelor’ recently wrote the Chamber asking to forward the information on that they are on the search again to find their perfect guy. If you know of anyone in your area who might be perfect (in their late 20s-late 30s, dynamic, successful in any career, single, of course!), give them a call.” With the number provided we called casting producer Bethany Pawlisch, who provided some insight on the matter. “We hand-pick the bachelor, to be honest,” she said, noting that they contact CEOs, law firms and other businesses across the country to find a successful single; however, she noted, “If they guy is the best catch then it doesn’t matter what he does for a living.” Pawlisch said they don’t do a casting call for the bachelors, only for the bachelor-ettes because once they find the perfect man, they need to find many women who would actually match, as the shows end goal is to marry a couple together. The 11th season of “The Bachelor” will premiere on Sept. 24. Blue-eyed Brad Womack, 34, an oil field ruff-neck turned Austin, Texas, bar owner is the object of affection this season. Producers are now seeking a bachelor for season 12. After they find him they will have a large casting call for women across the country. If you think you’re the man, or maybe your friend is, give Bethany a call at (323) 297-7109. — Sam Petri Comp Plan website debuts Jackson Hole residents interested in the upcoming Comprehensive Plan revisions can now go online to access the most current information for the expected yearlong process nearly underway. On Monday, the town and county cooperatively launched www.jacksontetonplan.com. There, individuals can access a calendar of upcoming dates, a helpful guide to understanding the revision process, and a open blog to chime in as part of public participation. — Ben Cannon Comment instantly on every story at www.planetjh.com THINK OF THE PLACES YOU’LL GO! ON SALE NOW! SKINNY SKIS 65 W. Deloney • Jackson, WY (307) 733-6094 • www.skinnyskis.com 10 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily LETTERS Bring in this coupon and receive 20% OFF ANYTHING IN THE STORE 90 E. Broadway, SE corner of the Town Square Jackson • 739-1880 Tickets can also be purchased at Paradise Valley Meats - 545 N. Broadway Presented by: from page 4 you and I and our government, must avoid the impulse to live only for today, plundering, for our own ease and convenience, the precious resources of tomorrow. We cannot mortgage the material assets of our grandchildren without risking the loss of our political and spiritual heritage. We want democracy to survive for all generations to come, not to become the insolvent phantom of tomorrow.” — President Dwight D. Eisenhower in his 1961 farewell address to the nation. That address contained his more famous and dire warning of influence sought or unsought by the military industrial complex. Thus in one paragragh, Ike defined true conservatism as opposed to the gluttonous slash-and-burn fascism that passes for it today. The bloody-handed greedfest of the war profiteers in Iraq and government corruption that allows it mortgages the future of everyone, especially the children of this country, except for the privileged few who are directly tied to that evil complex. The indignant Jim Schloss, the Teton County Republican Chairman speaking of those of us who had to audacity to exercise our First Amendment right, said, “I think this group is looking for a scapegoat. I don’t see how you can blame the deaths of soldiers on one person. It’s war.” One man or at best a small group of men, all Republicans, decided to launch that war and then lie to the American people why they did. Ike’s predescessor, Harry Truman, had a famous sign on his desk saying that the buck stopped there. Instead of passing that buck, Mr. Schloss and his party should denounce that illegal war and the anti-conservatives, anti-constitutionalists in his party who launched that war. There is a candidate this year that Ike would have recognized as a fellow Republican and not mistake for one of his fascist foes of a few years earlier. His name is Ron Paul. He’s a noninterventionist. He would end the Iraqi war now, much the same way Ike ended the Korean War. Unlike Hillary and others, Sen. Ron Paul doesn’t have to make excuses for his votes on the Iraqi War or the Patriot Act. He is a conservative who believes in small government and balanced budgets. Only in this day and age do such stances seem radical, especially coming from a Republican. He is a medical doctor by profession, not some lawyer and/or political hack. Lastly, Mr. Schloss wanted to know the name of the group that had the chutzpah to rain on Cheney’s parade. How about United States citizens! — Mike Craig, Jackson Sweet idea [The following letter to the editor was addressed to Joe Schloss, Teton County GOP Chairman. — Ed.] Mr. Schloss, it appears that your mind is in need of some more mental floss. “Respect,” as you must know from your 21 years of military service, is not something that can be ordered, mandated, bought or elected. It must be earned. “Not so Curious” George and the “worm chucker” have not earned my respect or that of millions of other Americans and concerned global citizens. That is why it was so satisfying to re-enact the toppling of Saddam’s statue, but with a Dick Cheney piñata instead. I feel we all realized our futile actions were merely a mischievous publicity stunt, but it sure was FUN! What an excellent way to show our children how to peacefully protest our current oppressions with laughter and creativity instead of self-destructive rage. Like you, I also believe in a government “of the people, by the people, for the people,” but it is clear that this Republican administration is only concerned in the welfare of rich, white people. Are the tax breaks and corporate incentives worth the selling of your soul? How do you manage to sleep at night, knowing all the death and suffering your greed is causing? Long live the peace-loving, “tree hugging hippies that Recycle,” and next time let’s fill Cheney’s head with candy, for the children of course. — Joshua Doolittle, Jackson Legislature tackles climate change The Joint Judiciary Committee of the Wyoming Legislature, of which I am a member, met last week in Rawlins to discuss climate change and in particular the legal ramifications of carbon dioxide capture and storage. It doesn’t matter what your beliefs are about climate change, the point is that the general public and energy companies are looking for ways to reduce carbon dioxide released into the atmosphere. The Wyoming Legislature has recognized this fact and is trying to find the correct legal and regulatory environment to allow Wyoming to be on the cutting edge of climate change technology. Since Wyoming benefits greatly from fossil fuel, we want to make sure that Wyoming is on the ground floor of any new technologies. Addressing climate change is a largescale, global challenge to reduce and avoid the release of carbon dioxide, especially since the world’s economies annually emit www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 11 26 gigatons of carbon dioxide to the atmosphere from the combustion of fossil fuels. Renewable energy, advanced bioenergy and biotechnologies, advanced transportation – including hydrogen production and fuel cell technologies – and nuclear power have been touted as key aspects of the broad portfolio of energy technologies needed to address climate change. Carbon dioxide capture and storage (CSS) technologies have the potential to be a central focus for Wyoming’s addition to this portfolio of options. Globally, there are currently more than 8,100 large carbon dioxide point sources (accounting for more than 60 percent of all anthopogenic carbon dioxide emissions) that could conceivably adopt CSS technologies as a means of delivering deep and sustained carbon dioxide emissions reductions. These 8,100 large carbon dioxide point sources are predominantly fossil-fueled electric power plants. The concept is pretty simple. Instead of sending the carbon dioxide created by the burning of fossil fuels into the air from a coal burning power plant, the carbon dioxide is pumped deep underground. Presently Wyoming has some unique geologic features, such as the Rock Springs Uplift, which would serve this purpose very well. Gov. Freudenthal testified before the Joint Judiciary Committee on Friday to show his support of moving forward with the legislative bills that would better define the legal and regulatory framework for CSS technologies. This is only the beginning of the conversation, and we have quite a ways to go, but it is an exciting opportunity for Wyoming. Even though Teton County doesn’t have any coal fired power plants, it is important for us to work with our neighbors in our surrounding mineral rich counties to find solutions. And as my friends in Campbell County keep reminding me, Teton and Park counties actually emit the highest levels of carbon dioxide of all counties in the state, thanks to the geothermal features in Yellowstone. Not anthropogenic, but point well taken. — State Rep. Keith Gingery, Jackson Hole The respect he deserves [This letter was edited for length. — Ed.] I knew before we began the recent peace rally that we’d be labeled as unpatriotic by the Republican gentry in Teton County and I wasn’t disappointed ... But first, our sincere thanks are in order to the over 300 people (locals, tourists, vets ...) who stood up to this administration’s war-mongering and ongoing abuse of our Constitution, and [who declared] that no more Americans should have to die (over 3,800 now) ... Respect? ... “A lifetime of public service”? A vice president who had two DUIs, five military deferments, became the White House chief of staff, Defense Secretary, then nominated himself to be vice president and had to move back to Wyoming to be on the ticket? He didn’t even vote in the Texas primary that put President Bush’s name on the ballot or in 14 of 16 other elections for which he was eligible after leaving as Defense Secretary. That’s what we’re asked to respect? ... Children at the rally? Sure, why not? Parents teach their children about religion, drugs, sex, math, etc., so why not about what democracy means? Is that not their responsibility as well, even if it’s a little messy? ... Fact: Our demonstration was not while Mr. Cheney was dedicating the new visitor center in GTNP. Fact: While our names weren’t included in the newspaper ads, we have not hidden who we are from anyone. Fact: They complained about the information in our ads, but no one refuted the info or figures ... I’m always amazed at the arrogance of the “America, love it or leave it” patriotism, and that applies to adapting it to Wyoming. Leadership by such statements is, to my mind, poor leadership. There were, at our rally, things that could have been done better or differently. I hate doing protests and some people might have been less inflammatory, but overall, the vice president and others here got the message loud and clear, one that will bear repeating over the next year and a half: regime change and quit getting our veterans killed where they don’t belong. For those who just didn’t get it, BM, LH, JS, et al, the toppling of the effigy per the toppling of the Saddam statue in Baghdad was IRONY. Not inarticulate rage, rather in the marketplace of ideas, it was called IRONY. Your (continuing?) insults against us were a shame and YOUR not speaking out against this war is a shame. I believe our vets should be proud of our day here. They fight for our Constitution and Bill of Rights, to protect our freedoms, and not to die for the poor leadership of this administration. Ayman alZawahiri, Mullah Omar, and Osama bin Laden, are NOT in Iraq, and never were. Lastly: I was erroneously characterized by one reporter recently as a “war veteran.” To those who know me, and others, I have never represented myself as such. I am, a Vietnam Conflict era veteran, and proud to have served. — Walt Farmer, Jackson Evergreen TREE CARE “Saving Trees in Jackson Hole” W H AT W E D O ! Typically a homeowner calls us because they suspect a health problem with their trees. Trees may be dying, dead or under severe stress. We at Evergreen Tree Care are not in a contest with our competitors to see how many trees we can spray. If there is a problem with your trees, whether they are being attacked by insects or disease, we want to know why the trees are being attacked. Insects and disease are opportunists attacking stressed or weakened trees first, much like disease attacks humans that are stressed or have a weakened immunity system. Did the landscaper who planted the trees neglect to untie the balling twine around the base of the trees? 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Snake River: We have uncommonly high water on the Snake for this time of year, however, if you know where the fish are, fishing can be quite productive – I’m still looking for them, but our guides have a few honey holes. With the higher flows there are many side channels that earlier in the year did not hold fish that are now packed with fish. Get out of the boat and wade fish these side channels. Fish will be sitting near cover, root wads, trees, cut banks and deep holes. They are looking up for a variety of dries, we have some good stonefly activity right now, so large attractor patterns and Stimulators are working well. The Parachute Adams continues to get lots of attention. Flat Creek: Things are starting to happen on Flat Creek, the terrestrial fishing has been productive in the heart of the day. The fish are hungry and are eating a well presented fly, approach with caution and fish the likely holding water or look for the big sipper to target. The bug life is starting to show, we have started seeing more mayflies and occasionally are getting a good spinner fall. Go out there prepared to prospect for fish with all stages of mayflies. South Fork: Even with little to no water in Palisades Reservoir, the flows are still a little high for wade fishing. The best reports are coming from the upper stretches with some PMDs still coming of in the riffles. Grasshoppers, Fat Alberts and South Fork Chernobyls with barred legs are the best choices for the bank feeders. Look for good caddis hatches in the evenings. Fly fishing dreams fulfilled … On the Village Road • 307-733-6483 • www.westbank.com 12 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily THEM ON US by Jake Nichols Trials of low unemployment; the Fed to gather in JH; Cowboys’ true colors … “It boils down to the attractiveness of the [interior] West,” said Mark Knold, chief economist at the Utah Department of Workforce Services. “It is a population magnet.” “This is the tightest market I have ever seen,” said Salty Payne, who has worked in the Helena City human resources office for 15 years. “It’s been a struggle finding employees this summer,” admitted former Jackson Hole Mountain Resort Spokesperson Greer Terry. Head West, old man. Retiring baby boomers are taking up residence in Wyoming and Montana at such a pace that by 2030 both mountain states are predicted to have among the oldest populations in the U.S., with about 26 percent of residents 65 and older. The coming labor crunch from this socio-economic imbalance is already being felt in Jackson Hole. “A local paper in Jackson, Wyo., has page after page of help wanted ads,” Forbes Magazine reports in a story later linked by online news gatherer DrudgeReport. It is a worker’s market, the story states, but the piece ends with this foreboding thought: “[Q]uestions remain about how long the West can weather the problems that come with low unemployment.” ■ Wall Street is holding its breath. The financial world is in a virtual holding pattern while all eyes are on Jackson Hole this weekend as the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City brings its annual Economic Symposium to town. “Markets Wait On Fed In Week Ahead,” read the headline on CNBC’s Market Insider last Friday. “Looking to the Feds” was the headline in The New York Times’ business section on the same day. “The market is waiting to listen,” said a newspaper in Wien, Austria. Money markets around the globe will be scrutinizing every remark made on by the Fed Chairman Ben S. Bernanke during the symposium in Jackson Hole this Friday. “Much anticipated” and “could not be timelier,” said CNBC of Bernanke’s scheduled speech on “Housing, Housing Finance and Monetary Policy.” ■ The Wyoming Cowboy football team will revert back to its true brown and gold team colors this year. The Casper Star-Tribune broke the story, later carried by ESPN and Sign On San Diego – where the pokes will thrash SD State on Nov. 3. Many fans were dismayed when then-president Phillip Dubois introduced a softer “prairie gold” in 2000 to generate revenue from the new Cowboy merchandise. The team will return to the more shocking yellow paired with the brown when they take the field for their home opener against the Virginia Cavaliers this Saturday. The story behind the colors of the University of Wyoming dates back to 1895. In the spring of that year, the first ever UW Alumni Banquet was held. Decorations for the banquet included brown-eyed Susans, a flower native of southeastern Wyoming. The alumni were so impressed with the colors and beauty of the flowers that they decided to select these colors as the official school colors at UW. ■ Ever hear of Howard Terpning ? Even the snobbiest of art snobs won’t register the name of the 79-year-old painter who just may be the most successful living American artist you’ve never heard of. But a crowd of 850 or so art collectors and dealers massed up last month at the Coeur d’Alene Art Auction, which, despite its name, takes place in “The Victors,” by Howard Terpning Reno, Nev., not Idaho. “Everyone is after Terpning’s work. They see him as the next Russell or Remington,” auctioneer Peter Stremmel told The New York Times, dropping the most illustrious names in Western art, Charles Russell and Frederic Remington. Stremmel banged the gavel at an astounding $582,400 for “The Victors,” a 1979 Terpning, at this year’s auction. Last year, Jackson Hole’s Lynn Friess was the last one with a paddle raised when Stremmel auctioned off a record-setting Terpning. “Terpning captures the imagination of collectors,” Friess said. “He’s a master at painting figures and horses, and at creating a sense of excitement in his paintings.” ■ Meet the largest cold-processed organic soap manufacturer in the U.S.: Joshua Onyska . The founder of Pangea Organics , Onyska was ski-bumming around in Jackson Hole in the late ’90s when he suddenly realized he wanted to move to India and make soap. He and his mom made some bars called “Italian Bergamot and Oatmeal” for friends, and they Joshua Onyska enjoyed it so much, Onyska returned to JH and whipped up 500 bars in a barn. He ended up selling all of them in three days in a parking lot at the Oregon Country Fair for $3,000. Nowadays, Onyska has moved to Boulder, Colo., and opened up a 9,000-square-foot factory which he expects to outgrow in a few years. The UK’s New Consumer carried that news. ■ The problems inherent in ski towns are being addressed by the Colorado Association of Ski Towns (CAST). Affordable housing, living wages, transportation (both air and road) and even fears about climate change were the topics of discussion during a CAST meeting last week in Durango. Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, and Park City are associate members because their states don’t have a similar organization. The next meeting will take place in JH on Sept. 27-28. CAST Executive Director Paul Strong said, “In Jackson, we’ll be talking about immigration and diversity issues, affordable housing, what to do when the majority of your community’s dollars come not from tourism but a growing retirement population.” www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 13 Matisyahu is the Hebrew name for Hasidic Jewish reggae artist Matthew Miller. He began turning heads in 2005 with his second record, “Live at Stubb’s,” which eventually was ranked second on the Billboard reggae music charts. In March 2006, he released “Youth,” which spent two weeks at the #4 spot on the Billboard Top 200 albums in the U.S. and in late 2006 was ranked the #3 reggae album in the U.S. – right behind “Live at Stubb’s.” After that, Matisyahu was named Top Reggae Artist of 2006 by Billboard. This Sunday, he performs outside at Jackson Hole Mountain Resort’s Mountain Festival. Matisyahu shares the long Labor Day weekend bill with such disparate acts as Soulive, Los Lonely Boys and local bands Boondocks and Chanman Roots Band. (See page 32 for additional details about the festival, as well as ticket info.) Matisyahu – his religion, his race, his music, his popularity – caused a media frenzy last year. Initially, the sight of a Hasidic reggae artist is eye catching. It’s different, mysterious. Many critics have questioned whether his shtick is anything more than a gimmick. But Judaism and reggae have been intertwined for some time. The first international reggae hit was by Desmond Dekker in 1969. Although not a Jew, he scores with a song titled “The Israelites,” which paralleled the workingman’s life with that of the ancient Hebrew slaves. And Matisyahu is far from the only Jewish reggae performer out there: The equally popular Jamaican reggae artist Sean Paul is a Sephardic Jew. When I caught up with Matisyahu last week, he was in the middle of the desert in Utah, on tour with the band 311. Although he’s toured extensively through out the United States, he has never been to Wyoming, and is excited to ride a Harley through Grand Teton National Park with his dad while here. Matisyahu has always been Jewish, has always loved reggae, has always ridden Harleys and also likes to snowboard. Despite his appearance, his story is similar to many restless youths who grew up on the East Coast in the ’90s, which is the subject of many of the songs on “Youth.” ■ Planet Jackson Hole: Have you put out any other records since “Youth”? Matisyahu: We put out a live DVD with a CD attached to it that had a track called “No Place to Be,” and that was kind of like a holiday thing that we put out, but, um, “Youth” was the last – that was our big record that we put out. MATISYAHU: Misfit With Mass Appeal by Sam Petri photos / Andrew Wyatt PJH: You grew up in White Plains, NY? M: Yeah that’s right. PJH: And you left home when you were 17? M: Yeah that’s right. PJH: And you went to Burlington, Vt. What attracted you to Burlington? M: I had been there before when I was maybe 14 years old or so. I was attracted to the hippie scene there. And then, when I was 17, I went to the first day of high school, and I just couldn’t stand another year. I met a guy who lived in Burlington and he invited us to come to his place. So I left with a friend who had a VW bus and who wanted to get out of White Plains also. So the two of us took off with, I don’t know, maybe I had like 20 bucks or something like that. When we took off to go up there my intention was to go on Phish tour when the tour started – just to spend the month or so up there before the tour started. And this kid who had invited us to come up, it turned out, he didn’t actually have a house, he just kind of bummed a room with some college kids that had a house up there. When we got up there I basically was sleeping in the bus for a month, in their parking lot, which they let me do because I had met a glass blower who blew glass pipes in the area and needed a place to do it and they had a free garage. So I made the connection and they appreciated that so they let us park our bus in the driveway. PJH: Ha ha. That’s classic. M: Yeah, the classic story of the American hippie of the ’90s. PJH: What year was that? M: That was probably 1996. PJH: How long were you on Phish tour? M: Not long. I was probably on it for maybe three weeks or a month. PJH: What attracted you to Phish tour? I mean, I know there was a hippie scene and in the ’90s that was a thing for kids to do. But did you get anything out of it? M: It was a mixture. I mean, I definitely got something out of it, both good and bad. It’s etched into my memory, that experience of those few months that I was traveling. The most memorable moments of my life probably were during those months. When I was 16, I went to Israel and opened up to spirituality. Then I came home and went to high school and felt really trapped – didn’t feel the vibe anymore. Then I met a friend from Israel in Worcester, Mass., at a Phish concert – this was a year before I left home. I took LSD for the first time and went to that concert. I think while I was there, besides the experience I had, I noticed that there were all these kids there that were my age that were just making up their own rules and living life as they wanted. I had this ecstatic experience. So it always stayed in the back of my mind for the next year that if things got bad enough, that’s what I was going to do. And that’s what happened. When I was on Phish tour, I realized you can never have that first experience again. It’s hard to redo, especially when you’re trying to do it every night at a concert. Eventually it takes its toll and leaves you empty. PJH: What did you do after Phish tour? M: I tried to go back to high school but I had a hard time fitting back in. Then I went out to Bend [Oregon] on a wilderness rehab type of thing to try to figure out how to get my life back together. That actually wasn’t in Bend – it was in eastern Oregon. After that I found out about a program in Bend called North Star, because I didn’t want to go back to New York. I was in the program for one year, but I stayed in Bend and worked at Mount Bachelor and got into snowboarding. I put a band together and started performing and playing at open mics and playing around the Northwest. We’d play shows between Humbolt and Bozeman. Seattle and Portland. We called ourselves Soul For I. PJH: With the number 4? M: No, with just for, but it would have been cooler with the number 4. PJH: What was your skill at that point? M: I never played an instrument. I always played the front man. So I was singing, rapsee MATISYAHU page 14 14 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily from ALPINE page 13 www.planetjh.com www.planetjh.com www.planetjh.com ping, freestyling and beatboxing a little bit. After two years out there I came back to New York, and I went to Eugene Lange College, a liberal arts college at the New School. That’s where I went and that’s where I met the guitar player I play with now – he was at the jazz school there. So I was in school there for about three years, and the last year I was there I started becoming religious. I started going through this transition. And then I graduated and moved to a religious neighborhood in Brooklyn called Crown Heights. And I went to Yeshiva, a religious school there. I was there for about two years. After about a year of being there I bumped into Aaron Dugan, my guitarist. At the time, I had lost track of all my old friends and my life in a lot of ways before that. 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I had written three or four songs, that was it, and we would just ramp on those three or four songs for a half hour, 45 minutes, whatever it was. Then we got into a studio with the bass player, Josh Werner, and started writing songs in the studio. That must have been summer of 2003 that we started writing that record “Shake Off the Dust.” That was my first record that I put out. And then “Live at Stubb’s” was basically those songs done live, which gave them a much different feel than the way they were actually written, because live we started playing everything much faster with more of a Hip Hop and rock kind of feel to it – with a reggae backbone. But the first record was more of a purist sound, roots reggae – our sound developed from that into a more crossover sound. PJH: You put out “Shake Off the Dust” independently? M: Yeah, It came out on a label called JDubb Records, which was a couple of Jewish guys that weren’t really religious but they got some funding to start a nonprofit label to help encourage Jewish music. They were my management and record company for those first couple of years. They really helped me get things going. PJH: Cool. And “Live at Stubb’s,” what record label was that put out on? M: Well, it was Epic. It got picked up by this guy Michael Caplin. He worked for Sony, and he started this label with this guy Larry Miller called Or Records, and they were the record company that signed Los Lonely Boys. And they had this deal with Epic, that Epic could upstream whatever they wanted from them. And after we sold around 50,000 records or www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 15 so of “Live at Stubb’s” over the course of a few months, Epic upstreamed us right away. PJH: During the “Shake Off the Dust” period I imagine you weren’t getting paid that much to perform. What were you doing when music wasn’t paying the bills? M: For example, when I lived in Oregon, I slept in a garage and ate at my friend’s house all the time. When I was religious and I was recording, I didn’t have any expenses, because at Yeshiva, if you didn’t have any money you didn’t have to pay, it was that kind of place. Anyone could come and learn and be a part of it whether or not they had money. So I wasn’t paying for anything. I was starting to record a record and I was making a few hundred bucks here and there for a gig. By the time I got married, the touring was enough to support me and my wife in a small apartment in Brooklyn. PJH: Was there a moment when you knew this was it, that you had become successful? M: The first gig I played after I became religious was in Union Square Park in Manhattan. It’s right in the middle of everything. It was a menorah lighting, like a Hanukah menorah lighting. They had a big menorah and were lighting the menorah, and then we had a PA system set up and it was me, a guitar player and a drummer and we started and I closed my eyes and I just got really into it and opened my eyes and the next thing I knew there were reporters and TV cameras and there was what seemed like thousands of people. It probably wasn’t thousands, but maybe it was a thousand people, or hundreds of people just huddled around. And from that point on I felt like this thing was not really in my control, that this seems to be what’s supposed to happen now. So when we started playing shows – unlike when I was 18 and doing it in Oregon and I’d be out there with posters, flyering everything up, working my hardest to get 20 people in the club – when this happened all of a sudden we’d play a show at the Mercury Lounge and there’d be a line around the corner. It just felt to me like, “OK, now this is meant to happen.” It never really caught me by surprise like, “Oh, wow, I might be able to make a living out of this.” Once it started it was like, “OK, this is what’s going to happen now.” PJH: How are you received by reggae artists now? Have you played with anyone that you previously looked up to? M: We’ve recorded a few songs with Sly and Robbie, and right now Scientist is mixing our shows – he’s our sound engineer. I got to meet Sizzla and opened for him once. I was one of the three opening acts for this huge reggae festival in Randall’s Island in the Bronx. That was with Capleton and Luciano and myself as the headliner. That was pretty far out. I’ve been on tour with Luciano. I’ve hung out with the Marleys, Damian. Every reggae artist has been really cool. PJH: What albums have influenced your music? M: I guess the first album that turned me on to Hip Hop music was Nas, “It Was Written.” And another Hip Hop album that blew me away was Outkast’s “Aquemini.” And then I guess one of the reggae records that influenced me was “Black Woman and Child” by Sizzla. PJH: Don’t you perform with a Muslim drummer sometimes? M: My drummer’s not Muslim, but I have performed with a Muslim beatboxer. His name’s Kenny Mohammed. PJH: Can you comment on the conflict between Israel and Palestine? Is there any resolution to that? M: It’s hard, you know, it’s a really difficult situation. I don’t really know what the answer is for that one. Somehow the Jewish people in Israel have to be strong, in terms of not letting terrorisst walk all over them, and at the same time have to be open to communication and to figuring out how we can get along, it’s a really hard balance, especially with our history. I think throughout time Jewish people have always run away whenever there was terror. Whenever there was another group of people that was trying to wipe them out, the Jews have always just picked up and left, for thousands of years, since the destruction of the temple in Jerusalem. With that being said, I think the whole state of Israel after the Holocaust was like, well, we have to have a strong army, we have to defend ourselves, especially the fact that they’re a country the size of Rhode Island in the midst of all these Arab nations and countries. So they have to be strong in defending themselves, but it’s a tricky situation. The most I can do is the music. Music is one of the tools for communication that is stronger than, I think, anything else in the world – any conversation or anything like that. 16 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily Winter Lifestyle Teton Meadows Ranch aims to create ‘micro market’ by Ben Cannon Enjoy active South Florida. 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What makes the application most interesting is that, beyond the offered 125 units, or 25 percent affordable housing – more than the 15 percent currently required by the county– developers call the remaining 375 units “homestead affordable,” creating a new, potentially middle-class-enabling market niche between traditional affordable and the free-market in Jackson Hole. The idea is simple enough: Place in perpetuity deed restrictions on lots that would allow only a year-round resident working population to buy them. There would not be the artificial resale price controls one sees in the county’s current approach to affordable housing, but subsequent sales would be restricted to potential buyers who could meet criteria that does not consider an applicant’s wealth or income. Those residents would have to work 1,500 hours a year (a lowball figure on the national average, but one that better suits Jackson Hole’s unconventional lifestyles, a development spokesperson said) at the time of purchase. Additionally, the proposal stipulates purchasers already owning a home in Teton County would have to sell it within 180 days of occupying a Teton Meadows Ranch home, and that an open-lot buyer would have to move to build a house within three years of ownership. The developer has pledged to maintain the idea of a steppingstone between Jackson Hole’s affordable and free-market homes – an everwidening divide not often bridged – as a pillar of the subdivision. Though it has not yet been hashed out how, exactly, the development would keep below the market, and by how much. “We’re kind of leaving that for discussion,” said Jim Verdone of Verdone Landscape Architects, which developed the sketch plan. “It’s impossible to anticipate housing costs,” he continued. “It’s hard to know how they will react to deed restrictions. The best answer is we’ll get there but we won’t get there without feedback” from the county and other groups. County planners have already praised the thoughtfulness and effort developer Jim Reinert and his and his team have put into the sketch plan, which includes green building principles, 50 percent open space, street and alley systems, and unique nodes boasting urban-style parks. The applicant spent weeks speaking with not only some surrounding homeowners, but also the Teton County School District and St. John’s Medical Center to let those organizations chime in on their needs for attainable workforce housing. Possibly, the additional 10 percent, or 50 units, of affordable housing offered could be set aside as vocation-specific housing for medical people, teachers, etc. “We think it’s really commendable that they’ve been speaking with different stakeholders,” said Blair Leist, a principal planner with the county. “[This application] isn’t going to come out and blindside anybody, and they’re trying to be as transparent as possible … . Because of this we’re cautiously optimistic.” But given the ongoing, often polarizing debate over the need to sustain some sort of a local middle class, it is likely some opposition will move against the project. That they would coalesce around Teton Meadows Ranch is as much a figure of speech as a literal statement: The property, an un-built pasture still in use as a gravel pit, is surrounded by subdivisions – Rafter J to the north, Big Trails and Melody Ranch to the east, and Singl’ Tree and South Park Ranches to the south. That area, known collectively as South Park, has been impacted over the last three decades during the development of those residential areas, and the Seherr-Thoss property remains like an undeveloped island there. Because of this, the developers have taken to calling development “in-fill,” a term they must hope will garner the project some favor in contrast to the notion of sprawl, or otherwise putting density where wildlife corridors and character might arouse concern, as has been the case with affordable housing activity on the West Bank. Developer Jim Reinert, who built sky-rises in Chicago before moving to Jackson Hole with his family last year, said he has been coming to the area for decades and wanted to raise his kids in the area. “I didn’t want to be the big bad developer here,” Reinert said at Verdone’s Jackson office last week. He is currently under contract to buy the property from Roger Seeher-Thoss, who will keep a large parcel southwest and adjacent to the property. Among the sketch plan’s other deal-sweetening features: a large, habitat-improved open space surrounding the development; ball fields; START bus stops; multi-modal pathways; and a post office kiosk to reduce town trips. The applicant is even talking with the school district to put a new elementary school at Teton Meadows Ranch. It is much too soon to gauge how county commissioners will receive the application, assuming it will make it through an initial sketch review at the planning and zoning level. Likely, though, the onus will be on the applicant to convince commissioners that homestead affordable housing can work, and would help stem the exodus of professional and working classes from the valley. Between ’01 and ’02, a development proposal on the SeherrThoss property known as the New Neighborhood barely seeped into the formal county dialogue. That proposal, much denser than the Grand Teton Meadows Ranch sketch plan, encountered strong resistance from neighbors. www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 17 18 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily BLM sifts through 90K drilling plan comments CERTIFIED ORGANIC COFFEE ROASTERS Offering the Clover Single-Cup Brew, the best and freshest cup of coffee you will ever have! Exclusively at: By Ben Cannon (307)690-8065 165 E. Broadway Jackson, WY 83001 JUDD GROSSMAN BAND “Not your typical wedding band.” 307-690-4935 • www.juddgrossman.com • Download Judd Grossman songs from iTunes. The Bureau of Land Management is currently considering more than 90,000 comments from individual citizens and interest groups regarding that agency’s alternative plan recommendations for future natural gas development in Sublette County. Earlier this year, the BLM released conservation alternative plans, including a preferred alternative that would enable more leasing with less regard to wildlife concerns, according to one conservation advocate. “The preferred alternative has loopholes,” said Linda Baker, a community organizer with the Upper Green River Valley Coalition. “Basically if someone thinks there’s minerals under there, they can drill.” Baker hopes the BLM will pay particular regard to the preservation of lands between Boulder, just south of Pinedale, and the Bondurant Rim, a swath of land known as the Wind River Front. Included in that area is Trapper’s Point, a major corridor that bottlenecks wildlife through the area. Sublette County has seen booms and busts over the last few decades, bit it has never experienced development of the intensity currently underway. Local officials fear stress on infrastructure and services – heavy industrial traffic on Pinedale’s Main Street, a lack of workers to run shops and restaurants, etc – impacts to wildlife, and increasing economic singularity could be setting Sublette County up for a severe downturn when development inevitably ebbs, which some estimates put anywhere from five to 20 years. “There has been a change of heart in the level of development intensity here,” said Baker, whose group was one of several to submit comments to the BLM expressing concern over the rate of transformation in Sublette County. Others who voiced concerns included Sportsmen for the Wyoming Range, and Town of Pinedale and Sublette County electives. Pinedale Mayor Steve Smith said BLM surveying techniques do not take into account the socio-economic impacts on his town, the largest in Sublette County. “The impacts aren’t just on Main Street,” Smith said, “they’re on water and sewer treatment. [Our comments] don’t take a position of ‘for’ drilling or ‘anti’ drilling, they’re just concerned with meeting the needs of our community.” Pinedale is currently working on a master plan that should help the town assess various impacts and better deal with infrastructural strains. In town, despite anecdotal reports that tourism might be down for a lack of hotel rooms booked through the summer to seasonal gas field workers, some local businesses are reporting banner years. Rock Rabbit Coffee Shop owner Dan Abernathy is moving down Main Street to a location three times the size of the space he currently inhabits. “Our business has been great,” Abernathy said. “From what I’ve heard, everybody’s doing fine. [The gas field workers’] families are coming to visit and spending money ... . The worst problem for other businesses is finding help.” The BLM will revise its preferred alternative based on the comments currently under review and is expected to release that amended finding sometime in early 2008. At that time, there will again be windows of opportunity for public involvement. “I do encourage folks to maintain vigilance and optimism,” Baker said. “Life is too short to pick flowers anywhere else.” - Jerry Pick of the week: Liatrus Char-Ral Floral 180 N. Center St. Downtown 733-2500 $1 per stem www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 19 FOOD Find out more with HEMP, HEMP, HOORAY at your local video store. FUEL CLOTHING SHELTER PAPER Everything in your house except for the glass and steel. This is a paid advertisement. 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The size of a home has impacts, too, as do north-facing windows, which may give you a view of the Grand, but which lose a great deal of heat, especially at night. Water usage is a key part of high performance building, as is lighting. And indoor air quality is as important as the structure; paints, adhesives, stains, floor coverings and insulation all come in nontoxic forms. Stay tuned for the launch of this pilot project, which may offer incentives for homeowners to meet a set of guidelines for a healthy green home. Consider Your Air and Water Think Socially Responsible After months of meetings and consideration, Jackson Hole’s Green Building Action Team presented its proposal to the Teton County Commissioners for a High Performance Building Pilot project. Commissioners passed the proposal unanimously last Tuesday. The Green Building Action Team is a volunteer committee, a subcommittee of the Energy Efficiency Advisory Board made up of architects, planners, engineers, citizens, consultants and members of the building departments. The idea behind the pilot project is to introduce the residential building community to energy efficient building methods and to encourage new buildings to meet high performance building guidelines. Since the town and county have committed to reduce their energy use by 10 percent by 2010, every building that uses less resources will help meet the goal. 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She weighed in at a healthy 925 grams after a diet of scrambled eggs and meat. “She’ll have a pretty good chance now that she’s fattened up,” Bedrosian said. Packages Start at $39.95 Look For Our Special Mother’s Day Package Coming In May! ﱙﱙﱙﱙﱙﱞﱙﱙﱙﱙﱙ For a smart bird, “Exxon” was in a pickle. First spotted hopping around in a parking lot near Bubba’s BBQ, the year-old raven was coated in grease and unable to fly. Calls from concerned citizens eventually reached Craighead Beringia South, a nonprofit science and education organization specializing in, conveniently, ravens, among other things. Project biologist Bryan Bedrosian has been spearheading raven research for the Kelly-based ecology institute since 2001. He finally secured the bird three days later after a woman called to say she had a sick-looking raven eating birdseed out of her backyard feeder. “That is extremely rare for a raven,” Bedrosian said. It has become common practice for the ravens and crows to seek the used grease stored in barrels behind Wendy’s and Bubba’s. Some employees even claim to have seen crafty ravens join together – four and five in a group – to lift covers off the containers. “A lot of the youngsters hang out in town,” Bedrosian said. “It’s not the best food, but it’s easy food. How she fell in that fried grease – maybe pushed by another bird or lost her balance – who knows, but she was definitely dunked; there’s no doubt about that.” The bird happened to be one of 1,000 that Bedrosian has banded for study in the Jackson Hole area. “‘Exxon,’ as we like to call her, was a first-year bird born this spring,” Bedrosian said. “Like any species when they just leave their parents, finding food and knowing where to go, where to hang out, is tough in the first year. If they make it through the first year they are likely to survive.” Ravens are part of the Corvid family which includes crows and jays. They are considered extremely intelligent. “The whole Corvid family is quite capable of complex behavior, of reasoning things out,” said the man who founded Beringia South in 1998, Derek Craighead. “The raven is one of the smartest birds, if not smartest animals. There have been some documented cases of ravens using tools, picking up a stick to smash open a food source.” Craighead and Bedrosian have witnessed firsthand the ingenious behavior of the prolific scavenger while climbing trees to band or check on birds. “The adults will frequently pick off pieces of branches and pinecones and drop them on us,” Craighead divulged. Contrary to popular belief, rifling through a bird’s nest and handling fledglings does not cause the mother to abandon her young, according to Bedrosian. “That’s a good wives’ tale to keep the birds safe. Birds don’t really have a sense of smell,” he said. Craighead has 40 years worth of research on ravens in the valley. Indications are the opportunistic bird has enjoyed a population boom over that time while their nearest competitor for food – the red-tailed hawk – is seeing its numbers dwindle just as fast. “We do have, in Jackson, one of the largest documented breeding populations worldwide,” Craighead said. Most recently, Bedrosian published a study on the effect of lead toxins on ravens, which feed on gutpiles left by elk hunters. Both Craighead and Bedrosian were startled to see high levels of lead in the birds’ system from fragmented bullets. The findings concurred with data compiled by the Peregrine Fund in 365 WEST BROADWAY 733-4962 22 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily First Lady swears in Junior Rangers while visiting GTNP by Sam Petri Liftserved downhill & cross-country mountain bike trails $20 for a Full Day lodging • dining • outfitting Fri - Sun 10am - 4pm 307.367.6606 whitepineski.com Visitors to Grand Teton National Park had a surprise Monday when they caught sight of First Lady Laura Bush touring the park’s new Craig Thomas Discovery and Visitor Center and swearing in 12 Junior Park Rangers. Security was conspicuous though not as tight as when Vice President Dick Cheney gave keynote remarks at the official dedication of the new center on Aug. 11. After entering the visitor center, Bush viewed the new 3D topographical map of the park, then interacted with Junior Park Rangers who were on hand, then moved to the exhibits – where she became especially excited about the digital river in the floor – until she ultimately worked her way outside to give a speech and swear in the Junior Park Rangers. Mary Bomar, Director of the National Parks Service, was in attendance and offered some introductory comments: “I came back West from Yosemite National Park last week. There, [Interior] Secretary [Dirk] Kempthorne and I announced the list of approved projects for the National Park Centennial Challenge. In honor of the 90th anniversary of the National Parks Service, and with the NPS Centennial coming up in 2016, President Bush has called on the NPS to build programs and proposals that will improve National Parks and ensure that they continue to flourish for the next 100 years. So far 116 parks in 40 states, including Washington, D.C., have 201 certified eligible proposals for improvements and programs, according to Bomar. Examples of improvements include education programs, alternative transportation, and multi-use trails that link parks together. “This is a challenge,” the First Lady agreed: “To try to really both get a lot of appropriations from Congress, as well as partner with the private sector to try to address many, many of the challenges that our national parks face, so that at that centennial in 2016, our national parks will be perfectly preserved and pristine.” U.S. Sen. John Barrasso of Wyoming also was among the small crowd that formed outside in front of the visitor center with the Grand Teton as the backdrop to listen to the speeches and see the Junior Park Rangers get sworn in. The First Lady stressed the importance that young people learn about our National Parks so that in the future they DEREK DILUZIO Your Place in the Wind River Mountains First Lady Laura Bush congratulates Junior Ranger Danielle Nicholas. will care about our environment. “That’s really what we’re here today to talk about,” said the First Lady, “these programs that attract young people all over our country; ways we can make sure that all young Americans are educated not only about our national parks and our national historic sites and all of our wonderful resources, but also about their specific responsibility to be stewards of our country, and all of the sites and the ways we want them to grow up, the values that we want them to have to grow up and take care of our country when they’re the adults in charge.” Then the first lady swore in 12 new Junior Rangers. The Junior Rangers program reaches 400,000 children and their families every year. Reporters were not allowed to ask questions to the First Lady. www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 23 GALAXY Soulive see PAGE 32 Arts, Events and Entertainment Death by committee has never been so entertaining They huddle around a table. Charts, graphs and patient histories clutter the room. A man in a lab coat reads from a medical journal. A priest pulls at his collar and clears his throat. Someone shouts. Committees are a fact of modern life. In boardrooms across America, men and women meet to agonize daily over how to get new customers, how to keep old customers and how many orders can be shipped before noon. It is only appropriate that somewhere in America there is a committee charged with determining who lives and dies. Mark St. Germain’s play “The God Committee,” making its Jackson Hole debut at 8 p.m. on Tuesday at Walk Festival Hall, invites the audience into the boardroom at St. Patrick’s Metropolitan Hospital. An organ donor’s heart is being rushed to the hospital. There are four potential recipients: an overweight man who, transplant or not, may not outlast the year; an HIV-positive poet with no dependents; a former nurse who just suffered a major drug overdose; and a young socialite whose father has a fat pocketbook that could supply millions to the hospital. “The God Committee” is the first play in a three-show “black box” studio series performed by Off Square Theater Company throughout September. Each Who: Off Square Theatre Company What: “The God Committee,” the first play in a three-part “black box” series When: 8 p.m. Tuesday through ANDREW WYATT by Grace Hammond “God Committee” kicks off the black box studio series for Off Square. show runs for five days, at 8 p.m. from Tuesday through Saturday, with 2 p.m. matinees on Wednesdays and Saturdays, and 3 p.m. matinees on Sundays. “The God Committee” is a suspensecomedy, with twists and turns throughout. New information comes in during the session, including positive drug tests, prior suicide attempts and impassioned pleas for the heart. “[The play] deals with decision-making important to Americans living today,” said John Briggs, Off Square’s artistic director. “The medical system is under constant scrutiny, and it seems completely relevant. There’s nothing about it that doesn’t apply to the people living in Jackson.” “Black box” theater is a pared-down style Saturday, with matinees at 2 p.m. on Wednesday and Saturday, and at 3 p.m. on Sunday. Where: Walk Festival Hall in Teton of performance. Plays are short and tight. They feature small casts and minimal props and backgrounds. During this series, the audience will sit near the actors in stadiumstyle risers chosen by the production to enable an intimate viewing experience. “It’s very intense,” said cast member Jamie Reiley. “The format parallels the sense of an operating theater in an academic hospital, where people watch surgery.” “Stones in His Pockets” will run from Sept. 11-16, an Irish comedy-drama featuring two actors in 13 roles. In “Stones,” Hollywood has descended upon a small Irish town to film a major motion picture. The play explores and unravels the hopes, dreams and tragedies that mark the lives of County Kerry’s residents when the Hollywood dream arrives at their doorstep. The third play in the series, “Eleemosynary,” runs Sept. 18-23 and gives a glimpse into the lives of three women – a grandmother, mother and daughter – trying to rebuild their relationships after a young girl’s spelling bee. “Eleemosynary” uses comedy to explore the classic struggle between independence and interdependence in families. Ticket prices for each play range from $25 to $30 for adults. There is separate pricing for children, students and seniors. Tickets can be purchased online at www.offsquare.org. Village. How much: $25 and up for adults; separate pricing for students, children and seniors. Your week starts here WEDNESDAY29 Music ■ Margo Valiante plays folk and bluegrass 6-10 p.m. in the Four Seasons’ Lobby Lounge in Teton Village. 732-5000. ■ Rick Monroe plays country at 9 p.m. at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar, on the west side of the Town Square. 733-2207. ■ For over five years, Victor Ragamuffin of Pentecost Sound System has rallied the faithful for Reggae Night, 9:30 p.m. to close every Wednesday at the Stagecoach Bar in Wilson. No cover. 733-4407. ■ Classical guitarist Michael Haines will perform 6-9 p.m. at Teton Pines on Moose-Wilson Road. No cover. Art ■ Kenner Bush shows his latest black and white photos at the Blackrock Gallery, 150-D Scott Lane, through Sept. 28. 733-5077. ■ Oswald Gallery, 165 N. Center, exhibits new works by photographer Kelli Connell through Sept. 15. Connell’s images address issues of gender roles, identity and class while testing the veracity of the medium itself. 734-8100. ■ All summer long Grand Teton National Park hosts Native American artists and craftspeople to demonstrate and display their work 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Monday through Sunday at the Colter Bay Visitors Center and Indian Arts Museum. Lela Teton and Josie Bronco of the Shoshone show off their beadwork through Sunday. Starting Monday, Clyde Hall and Nancy Nacki of the Shoshone demonstrate bead- and quillwork. 7393300. ■ Work by eight artists who attended last year’s retreat at the Rimrock Ranch in Wapiti Valley, 25 miles east of Cody, Wyo., will hang in the Rising Sage Café at the National Museum of Wildlife Art through October. This year’s retreat will take place Sept. 16-23 – call 7325438 for details – or call 733-5771 for more about the Rising Art exhibit. Theater ■ Out of Thin Air, Jackson Hole’s homegrown improv comedy troupe, performs FREE on the grassy lawn outside the Center for the Arts. Music and refreshments will be served at 8 p.m., with an 8:30 showtime. Everyone welcome. 733-3021. ■ The Playmill Theatre, at 50 W. Broadway, wraps up its 2007 summer season this week. There’s only four more chances to catch “Nunsense,” “CHAPS” or “The Music Man.” Tickets cost $20 and $25, $5 off for children 12 and under. Call 200-4407 or visit www.PlaymillJackson.com for tickets. Kids & Families ■ Camp Jackson sets up in Granite Canyon 8:30-5:30 p.m. today. Call Parks & Rec for details. 733-5056. see GALAXY CALENDAR page 24 Stop by The Liquor Store for the COLDEST BEER in town Your friends at the cabin say, “Drink Responsibly.” Log Cabin Saloon HOMETOWN friendly people 475 N. CACHE • 733-7525 • OPEN AT 9AM … or join us in the Saloon for DAILY drink specials HAPPY HOUR Mon-Fri 4-7pm WING NIGHT EVERY WEDNESDAY • 33¢ WING NIGHT HAPPY HOUR 9AM - 7PM SEVEN DAYS A WEEK ENJOY OUR DECK OVERLOOKING THE ELK REFUGE JACKSON’S ONLY INDOOR F FLEBOARD • FREE WI-FI INDOO O R 22’ SHUF SHUFFLEBOARD NON-SMOKING UPSTAIRS BAR • INTERNET JUKEBOX 20,000 SONGS 733-2792 750 W. Broadway EVERY SATURDAY LIVE MUSIC CITIZEN O’KANE • 9:00 P.M. • NO COVER 24 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily GALAXYCALENDAR Outdoors ■ The Sierra Club leads a conditioning hike to the Bradley/Taggart SCENIC CHAIRLIFT lakes. Meet at 6 p.m. in the Bradley/Taggart parking lot or call 690-7161. ■ Register by noon today for Parks and Rec’s sea kayak tour of Slide Lake, 7:45 a.m.-2 p.m. on Sept. 13. Snake River Kayak and Canoe provides a guide and all equipment. Parks and Rec provides transportation and a picnic lunch. $80 covers all costs. 739-9025. ■ The historic Menor’s Ferry is back in operation for the rest of the season in Grand Teton National Park. Visitors can ride for free across the Snake River between Bill Menor’s store and Dornan’s in Moose. 739-3300. Community ■ Jackson Mayor Mark Barron hosts a Brown Bag Lunch meet- ALPINE MINI GOLF ALPINE SLIDE ing at noon each week. 733-3932. ■ Parks and Rec thanks its volunteers with a free barbeque 5:307 p.m. on the Rec Center sundeck. 733-9025. ■ Today is the deadline to apply for the 2007 session of Leadership Jackson Hole. Open to emerging and established leaders who wish to increase their leadership skills, knowledge and ability to participate within the community. Applications and brochures are available online at www.TetonWyo.org/ext or at the UW Teton County Extension Service. The class is limited to 20 participants. 733-3087 or mmartin@tetonwyo.org. THURSDAY30 Music ■ Z Kamp Experiment, a psychedelic grunge band from SNACK BAR Ice cream and snacks Hours: 10 am to 6 pm Check it out on our LIVE WEBCAM at www.SnowKing.com HOTLINE: 733-7680 Call 734-3188 for rates and packages. LOCAL’S DISCOUNT WITH I.D. SNOW KING SCENIC CHAIRLIFT $1 OFF Present this coupon and recieve $1 off full price ticket *Not valid w/ any other discount ALPINE SLIDE & ALPINE MINI GOLF $2 OFF Present this coupon and recieve $2 off full price ticket *Not valid w/ any other discount Olympia, Wash., jams at 10 p.m. at 43 North, at the south end of Cache Street. $3. 733-0043. ■ Phil Round sings and plays a wide variety of acoustic music 6:30-9:30 p.m. in the lobby of the Amangani Resort, located atop East Gros Ventre Butte. All are welcome. No cover. 733-9641. ■ Blues Night with Mick Holiday starts at 9 p.m. every Thursday and Friday at the Bull Moose Saloon in Alpine, Wyo. No cover. (877) 498-7993. ■ Judd Grossman plays folk, rock and country 6-10 p.m. in the Four Seasons’ Lobby Lounge in Teton Village. 732-5000. ■ The Teton Valley Foundation’s “Music on Main” concert series concludes with Jerry Joseph and his electric band at 6 p.m. in Main Street Park, downtown Driggs, Idaho. One for the Ditch, featuring members of Mandatory Air, will open. Bring chairs and blankets; vendors on site will sell food and drinks. Free. Visit www.TetonValleyFoundation.org. ■ Rebecca Ryan plays piano and sings 7-10 p.m. in The Granary at Spring Creek Ranch atop East Gros Ventre Butte. No cover. 733-8833. ■ Rick Monroe plays country at 9 p.m. at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar, on the west side of the Town Square. 7332207. ■ Four4 Productions hosts Disco Night 9:30 p.m. to close every Thursday at the Stagecoach Bar in Wilson. No cover. ■ Pianist Keith Phillips plays jazz standards and more 6:30-9:30 p.m. every Thursday in the Teton Pines Dining Room off the Village Road. No cover. 733-1005. Art ■ Artist Susan Brearey exhibits new works at the Muse Gallery, 62 S. Glenwood. The gallery hosts an reception for the artists 5-8 p.m. today. 733-0555. ■ Sandy Z, aka A.A. Zvegintzov, shows new landscape paintings through today at 225 N. Cache St. 733-4133. AM ■ “Bucking Tradition and Culture: A Woman’s Place,” a show featuring new work by local, regional and international women artists exploring women’s issues, hangs through today in the Center for the Arts, 260 S. Glenwood. 733-6379. Dance ■ Dancers’ Workshop offers Power Yoga 6:15-7:30 p.m. at the Center for the Arts, 265 S. Glenwood. 733-6398. Kids & Families ■ Camp Jackson sets up in Granite Canyon 8:30-5:30 p.m. Call Parks & Rec for details. 733-5056. ■ The Teton County Library hosts Storytime for kids ages 38, 10:30-11 a.m. each Thursday in the Ordway Auditorium. This week, naturalist Kim Springer teaches kids about scat – who left it and clues it holds about animal habits. 733-2164, ext. 103 or www.TCLib.org/youth. ■ The Rec Center inflates its 50-food aqua fun run 1:30-4:30 p.m. every Thursday in the Rec Center pool. Participants must be able to swim one length of the pool to play, 739-9025. Outdoors ■ The nonprofit Snake River Fund hosts its next Summer Float, “Gliding by the Oxbow,” a kayak or canoe tour of Oxbow Lake in Grand Teton National Park. Park biologist Steve Cain will talk about the flora and fauna of the lake, and geologist Wally Ulrich will talk about the Jackson Dam, safety and seismic activity. A light dinner will be served at the Cattleman’s Bridge area. Cost is a $75 donation. 690-0626 or snakeriverfund@gmail.com. Community ■ Habitat for Humanity welcomes volunteers 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. every Thursday and Saturday. Take part in building an affordable home for those in need. Call 734-0828 for directions. www.tetonhabitat.org. Outlying ■ The Teton Arts Council holds African dance and drumming for adults and children each Thursday. For more information or to register, call (208) 354-4278 or email info@tetonartscouncil.com. FRIDAY31 Music p.m. at 43 North, at the south end of Cache Street. $3. 7330043. ■ Phil Round sings and plays a wide variety of acoustic music 6:30-9:30 p.m. in the lobby of the Amangani Resort, located atop east Gros Ventre Butte. All are welcome. No cover. 733-9641. ■ Bob Greenspan plays folk, rock and country 7-11 p.m. in the Four Seasons’ Lobby Lounge in Teton Village. 732-5000. ■ Four4 Productions’ Vert-One and Mike Thunder spin tunes 10:30 p.m.-2 a.m. at Eleanor’s Cuvee, behind Plaza Liquors off West Broadway. No cover. 733-7901. ■ Get down to dance, breakbeats, house, and drum ’n’ bass beats 8 p.m.-2 a.m. every Friday at the Underground under the Mainstage Theater, 50 W. Broadway. $5. All ages welcome. 733-3670. ■ The Jackson Hole Mountain Festival begins today with funk-jazz band Soulive at 10 p.m. at the Mangy Moose Saloon in Teton Village. Tickets are $23 in advance, $25 day of show. Mountain Fest continues through Labor Day Monday with Matisyahu, Los Lonely Boys and others. Visit www.MangyMoose.net or call 733-9779 for full details. BEFORE Art ■ Bronwyn Minton’s camera obscura – an early precursor to the modern camera and a plain old cool demonstration of optics – will be set up and open to visitors today through Sept. 22 at the Murie Center in Moose. Free! Just come out and check it out. 739-2246 or bminton@wildlifeart.org. Dance ■ Dancers’ Workshop offers Pilates Mat Class 8-9 a.m. and Ballet Workout 9:30-10:30 a.m. at the Center for the Arts, 265 S. Glenwood. 733-6398. Film ■ Movies on the Mountains, a free, outdoor summer film series, concludes with the Disney favorite “Aladdin” at dusk (9-ish) at the base of Snow King Resort. Appropriate for all ages. Bring lawn chairs, blankets, picnics. Absolutely free. Presented by the Jackson Hole Film Institute. 733-8144 or www.jacksonholefilmfestival.org. Kids & Families ■ Fat Albert delivers instrumental soul-jazz and funk at 10 USEMENT ■ Rick Monroe plays country at 9 p.m. at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar on the west side of the Town Square. 733-2207. ■ Orville’s Christian Coffeehouse hosts an evening of Christian music, poetry and stories about God 8-10 p.m. every Friday at 285 W. Pearl St. 733-3165. ■ Big Phatty plays modern and classic rock 8 p.m.-midnight every Saturday on the deck of Pete’s Grand Bar and Grill (formerly Gibson’s), three miles south of town on Hwy. 89. No cover. 733-4398. ■ Boondocks celebrates its new disc, “Live at the Silver Dollar” with a CD Release Party 8-11:30 p.m. at the Silver Dollar Bar in the Wort Hotel, half a block off the Town Square on West Broadway. No cover. 733-2190. ■ Midnite Cowboys play rock and country at 9 p.m. tonight and tomorrow at the Virginian Saloon, 750 W. Broadway. No cover. 739-9891. ■ The piano-playing preacher, Lynn Wright, returns to the area to perform during Jazz Night at Warbirds Café, located in the Driggs-Reed Memorial Airport, a mile north of Driggs, Idaho. Also appearing will be Patrick Wright, also on keyboards, Lawrence Bennett on trumpet, and Al Klagge on bass. (208) 354-2550. ■ Camp Jackson sets up in Granite Canyon 8:30-5:30 p.m. Call Parks & Rec for details. 733-5056. ■ Toddler Club convenes 8:30-1 p.m. on the Recreation Center. ■ Toddler gym tumbles 9:30-noon in the Recreation Center. ■ The Rec Center toddler pool is reserved for Toddler Swim 10 a.m.-11:30 p.m. every Friday. 739-9025. ■ Rec Center leisure pool is open for Toddler Swim 10-11:30 a.m. every Friday. 739-9025. Mind, Body & Spirit ■ Teton Sangha Silent Meditation takes place every Friday 6-6:45 p.m. at Zendler Chiropractic, 215 Scott Lane. tetonsangha@yahoo.com. Sports & Recreation ■■ Parks & Rec takes teens on an outdoor rock climbing trip 10 a.m.-4 p.m. SATURDAY1 Music ■ Dark Cheddar jams blues, funk and country at 10 p.m. at 43 North at the south end of Cache Street. $3. 7330043. ■ Phil Round sings and plays a wide variety of acoustic music 6:30-9:30 p.m. in the lobby of the Amangani Resort, Teton Village EVENTS ENTERING August 31 - SEPT. 3 grand teton national JACKSON HOLe MOUNTAIN FESTIVAL PARK jacksonhole.com/jhmf/summer07 Come ride the Bridger Gondola - Couloir is now open! - www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 25 atop East Gros Ventre Butte. All are welcome. No cover. 733-9641. ■ Brent Moyer plays rock and country 7-11 p.m. in the Four Seasons’ Lobby Lounge in Teton Village. 732-5000. ■ Front St. Productions spins tunes 10 p.m. to closing every Saturday at Eleanor’s Cuvee behind Plaza Liquors off West Broadway. No cover. 733-7901. ■ Rebecca Ryan plays piano and sings 7-10 p.m. in The Granary at Spring Creek Ranch atop East Gros Ventre Butte. No cover. 733-8833. ■ Citizen O’Kane plays rock at 9 p.m. every Saturday at the Log Cabin Saloon, 475 N. Cache St. No cover. 7337525. ■ The Jason Fritts Ensemble delivers Latin, swing and acid jazz 6:30-9:30 p.m. every Saturday in The Lounge at Snow King Resort. No cover. 733-5200. ■ The Supervillains plot to make reggae, punk and ska at 10 p.m. at the Knotty Pine in Victor, Idaho. (208) 7872866. ■ The Jackson Hole Mountain Festival continues today with blues-funk band Dark Cheddar 2-4 p.m. at the base of the mountain, and country-blues and rock band Boondocks at 10 p.m. at the Mangy Moose Saloon in Teton Village. No cover. Visit www.JacksonHole.com, www.MangyMoose.net or call 733-9779. ■ Rick Monroe plays country at 9 p.m. at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar, on the west side of the Town Square. 733-2207. ■ Jim Stackhouse plays house favorites 8 p.m.-midnight every Saturday on the deck of Pete’s Grand Bar and Grill (formerly Gibson’s), three miles south of town on Hwy. 89. No cover. 733-4398. ■ Bob Greenspan plays rock, country and blues 8-11:30 p.m. at the Silver Dollar Bar in the Wort Hotel. No cover. 733-2190. ■ Midnite Cowboys play rock and country at 9 p.m. at the Virginian Saloon, 750 W. Broadway. No cover. 739-9891. Art ■ New shows of work by R. Tom Gilleon and John Nieto open today at Mountain Trails Gallery, 150 Center St., and hang through Sept. 30. Gilleon will be on hand to meet the public 5-7 p.m. on Sept. 7 and 1-3 p.m. on Sept. 8, and Nieto will visit the gallery 3-6 p.m. on Sept. 14 and 3-6 p.m. on Sept. 15. 734-8150. ■ Painter September Vhay displays her new one-woman show, “Transitions,” through today at Trio Fine Art, 545 N. Cache St. Join her for an artist’s reception 5-8 p.m. tonight at the gallery. 734-4444 or www.vhay.com. Theater ■ The Center for the Arts welcomes comedienne Lily Tomlin for its 2007 fundraiser gala. Events include cocktails at 5, dinner and a short auction at 6 and Tomlin’s show at 8 in the Center Theater. Tickets cost $500 each with proceeds bene- fiting the Center. Seats going fast! 733-4900 or www.JHCenterForTheArts.org. Film ■ Today is the regular deadline for the 2008 Big Sky Documentary Film Festival. The competitive event is open to all nonfiction films and videos of any subject matter, lengths or production dates. Awards and cash prizes will be given during the festival, which takes place Feb. 14-20, 2008, in Missoula, Mont. Final deadline is Oct. 20; late fees will be charged. Download an entry form at www.bigskyfilmfest.org/entries.html, call (406) 541-FILM or email callforentries@bigskyfilmfest.org. Good Eats ■ The Jackson Hole Farmers Market is back for the 2007 summer season. Come for fresh fruit, organic food, locally grown produce, baked goodies, live entertainment, worthy local causes and all the socializing you can stand, to boot. 8 a.m. to 11 a.m. 690-2657. Outdoors ■ Join the Teton County chapter of the Sierra Club for a camping trip to the Green River Lakes in the Wind River Range today through Monday. Trip includes a moderate eight to 10 miles. 734-0441 or lodgepole@tetonnm.com. Mind, Body & Spirit ■ Marcia Male leads “Qigong by the River” 9-10 a.m. each Saturday outside at Fish Creek in downtown Wilson. Qigong is a see GALAXY CALENDAR page 26 A NON-SMOKING ESTABLISHMENT MANGY MOOSE rts Concer IN TETON VILLAGE All shows start at 10:00 pm unless noted Friday 8.31 Soulive Soulive just released their new album "No Place Like Soul". One of the most sought after instrumental soul-funk trios around, a hard-touring live act that's played everywhere from small rock clubs to opening arena shows for the Rolling Stones! Soulive invited singer Toussaint-a versatile vocalist who's spent the past several years touring the East Coast with his reggae outfit the China Band-to join the group on a permanent basis. After nearly a decade as a trio, Soulive is now a quartet. $23 in Advance $25 Day of Show Saturday 9.1 Boondocks Boondocks is a five-piece band delivering country-blues, Americana, rock, electro-bluegrass, and roots music that’s created a buzz in the local scene. Featuring the soaring vocals of guitarist Margo Valiante, the band's unique interpretations of a songs both familiar and obscure are captivating, but always danceable. No Cover Sunday 9.2 Jonah Smith It’s maybe no surprise that New Yorkbased Jonah Smith came into his own as singer/songwriter/pianist in the world’s biggest melting pot. Smith is a seasoned player, he’s a little bit jazz; a heartfelt vocalist, he’s definitely soul; a talented balladeer and storyteller, he’s even a little Nashville. Yet, essentially, at its essence, it’s rock and roll. $5 at the Door Friday 9.7 Hell’s Belles Sunday 9.9 David Allen Coe Friday 9.14 deSol Saturday 9.15 Bang Camaro TICKETS AVAILABLE AT: WWW.MANGYMOOSE.NET TOBACCO ROW MOOSE CELLARS & MAIN EVENT MANGY MOOSE HOTLINE 733-9779 DINNER RESERVATIONS 733-4913 26 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily from GALAXY CALENDAR page 25 5,000-year-old Chinese practice. Series continues through Sept. 29, then may resume indoors for the fall. Suggested teacher donation is $10. 690-9419. Community ■ September is National Library Card Sign-up Month. All month long, when youth or adults register for a new library card, replace a lost card or even use their current card, they will receive a raffle ticket for prize drawings ($100 gift certificates for kids and teens and an MP3 player for adults). Drawing to be held Oct. 1. 733-2164. ■ Habitat for Humanity welcomes volunteers 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. every Thursday and Saturday. Take part in building an affordable home for those in need. Call 734-0828 for directions. www.tetonhabitat.org. LIVE MUSIC 8:00 - 11:30pm Outlying ■ The Alta Branch Library begins its fall hours today. This fall, the Alta Branch Library will be open 3-8 p.m. Monday to Friday, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. on Saturday and closed on Sunday. Library Storytimes for children ages 5 and younger will continue at 10 a.m. on Saturdays. (307) 353-2505 or www.TCLib.org/alta. ■ The Teton Arts Council hosts Precious Pals, an art class for toddlers 18 months to 3 years old, 10-11 a.m. on Saturdays. $8 per class or $7 with a punch card. (208) 354-4278 or info@tetonartscouncil.com. Friday, August 31 BOONDOCKS CD Release Party Saturday, September 1 BOB GREENSPAN TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4 Bluegrass Tuesday ONE TON PIG Broadway at Glenwood • 733.2190 www.worthotel.com Ranch Tours • Music • BBQ & More For More Information & Reservations Call: The Jackson Hole Chamber of Commerce at 307.733.3316 - or The Jackson Hole Cowboy Jubilee at 307.699.3868 www.jacksonholecowboyjubilee.org CHUCKWAGON Sundays” program with free admission to all museum galleries 9 a.m.-5 p.m. for area locals and other activities. 733-5771. Outlying ■ The Yellowstone Music Festival starts at noon at Arch Pizza & Pasta Co. PIZZA • CALZONES • PASTA • SALADS Wine Shoppe & Spur Bar OVER 1,600 VARIETIES AVAILABLE Open Daily 10:00am-10pm Trading Post Grocery DUTCH OVEN BUFFET DINNER Open Daily 8am-8pm Gift Shop & Adventure Sports Open Daily 8am-8pm VISIT OUR WEBSITE: WWW.DORNANS.COM FOR UPCOMING EVENTS Spur Cabins LOCATED ON THE BANKS OF THE SNAKE RIVER WITH TETON VIEWS 733-2522 ■ Open Mic Night at 8:30-midnight every Sunday at 43 North, at the south end of Cache Street. Call to sign-up or just show up. No cover.733-0043. ■ Led Zeppelin tribute band No Quarter plays at 9 p.m. at the Bull Moose Saloon in Alpine, Wyo. No cover. (877) 4987993. ■ The Jackson Hole Mountain Festival continues with Matisyahu at 3:30 p.m. at the base of Jackson Hole Mountain Resort. Ivan Neville’s Dumpstaphunk and Alfred Howard along with the k23 Orchestra open the show. Doors open at 2 p.m. Tickets are $35 for today, $55 for Sunday and Monday in advance, or $60 day of show. Visit www.JacksonHoleMountainFestival.com for tickets or info. ■ Singing Cowboy Rex Allen, Jr. croons classics and favorite contemporary country western numbers at 8 p.m. at the National Museum of Wildlife Art. $20. 732-5418. ■ The legendary Stagecoach Band performs 6-10 p.m. at the Stagecoach Bar in Wilson. No cover. 733-4407. Art ■ The National Museum of Wildlife Art hosts another “First DORNAN’S Open Daily 11:30am-9:00pm SUNDAY2 Music 307-733-2415 12 miles north of Jackson Moose, WY Park in Gardner, Mont., with The Wilders, Laura Love Duo, Ruby Dee & The Snakehandlers, Chanman Roots Band, Jawbone Railroad, Belanger & Crosson, and Jessica Kilroy. Tickets are $20 at the gate or online at www.TicketWeb.com. For more information, visit www.YellowstoneMusicFest.com. MONDAY3 Happy Labor Day! Banks, government offices and other businesses are closed in observance of this official federal holiday. Music ■ The Jackson Hole Mountain Festival concludes today with Grammy award-winning Los Lonely Boys at 3:30 p.m. at the base of Jackson Hole Mountain Resort. The B-Side Players and Jackson Hole’s own Chanman Roots Band open. Tickets are $35 for today, $55 for Sunday and Monday in advance or $60 day of show. Visit www.JacksonHoleMountainFestival.com for tickets or more info. ■ Singer-songwriter-pianist Jonah Smith performs at 10 p.m. at the Mangy Moose. $5 at the door. Visit www.MangyMoose.net or call 733-9779. ■ Rick Monroe plays country at 9 p.m. at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar, on the west side of the Town Square. 733-2207. ■ The Jackson Hole Hootenanny opens the doors to the Lodge Room in Snow King Center at 6:15 p.m., when local and visiting musicians are invited to sign up to perform two-song sets. Music starts at 7. Full bar service, patrons are welcome to bring their own food, children under 18 are welcome with a responsible adult. $3. 7335200. Sports & Recreation ■ The Rec Center’s hours on Labor Day at noon-7 p.m. 739-9025. ■ Registration begins today for Little League flag football at the Rec Center. 739-9025. Mind, Body, Spirit ■ Teton County Public Health conducts free and confidential HIV testing Monday through Friday at Teton County Public Health, 460 E. Pearl. For an appt. , phone 733-6401. Outlying ■ “Tutankhamun: Wonderful Things From The Pharaoh’s Tomb,” an exhibit of 126 replicas of the boy pharaoh’s sacred and personal possessions, is on display through Sept. 3 at the Museum of the Rockies in Bozeman, Mont. Visit www.MuseumOfTheRockies.org or call (406) 994-DINO. TUESDAY4 Music ■ Front St. Productions spins tunes 10 p.m. to closing every Tuesday at the Log Cabin Saloon, 475 N. Cache St. No cover. 733-7525. ■ Rick Monroe plays country at 9 p.m. at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar, on the west side of the Town Square. 7332207. ■ DJ Miguel spins each Tuesday at Pete’s Grand Bar and Grill (formerly Gibson’s), three miles south of town on Hwy. 89. No cover. 733-4398. ■ One Ton Pig gets it done with acoustic rock, Americana and pyschobilly music at 8-11:30 p.m. at the Silver Dollar Bar in the Wort Hotel, a half a block of the Town Square on West Broadway. No cover. 733-2190. Dance ■ Dancers’ Workshop and Manny Sanchez offer “Latin Dance Fit” 12:30-1:20 p.m. and 5:30-7 p.m. Tuesdays and Thursdays. $60 for five classes, $16 to drop in. 7336398 or www.dwjh.org. ■ Dancers’ Workshop offers Salsa workshops – 7:30-9:30 p.m. Tuesdays and Thursdays for beginners, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Wednesdays and Fridays for intermediates – today through Aug. 3 at the Center for the Arts, 260 S. Glenwood. $200 for singles, $350 for couples. Theater ■ Jackson Community Theater holds auditions for it's fall production, the rollicking comedy “A Bad Year for Tomatoes,” by John Patrick, 6-8 p.m. in the Conference Room at the Center for the Arts. Great male and female roles for all ages. JCT also needs designers and backstage help. For more information, contact Cynthia Huyffer at 690-2386 or c.huyffer@gmail.com. ■ Off Square Theatre Company and St. John’s Episcopal Church present Mark St. Germain’s “The God Committee,” opening at 8 p.m. tonight at the Center Theater, 265 S. Glenwood, and continuing nightly through Sept. 8, with 2 p.m. matinees on Wednesday and Sept. 8, and a 3 p.m. matinee on Sept. 9. Part one of OSTC’s September Black Box Series.Tickets are $25 and up for adults, separate pricing for students, children and seniors. 7333021 or www.OffSqaure.org. Literature ■ The Senior Book Club meets 11 a.m.-1 p.m. at 6455 N. Snake River Ranch Rd. to discuss John Byrne Cooke’s “Snowblind Moon” over a BBQ lunch. Free, but RSVP requested. 734-8911. School ■ Rise and shine! Teton County School District’s 20072008 school year starts today! 733-2704. ■ Parks & Rec’s Kids Club after-school program begins. Kids gather 3-6 p.m. in the Jackson and Colter schools. 733-5056. Outdoors ■ Parks and Rec leads an adult hike up Black Canyon and the Old Pass Road starting at 8:30 a.m. — Compiled by Richard Anderson and Aaron Davis www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 27 UPCOMING EVENTS Music ■ Guitarist-crooner John Pizzarelli, whose latest album is “Dear Mr. Sinatra,” performs at 8 p.m. on Sept. 7 at the Center Theater. Tickets cost $65 for orchestra seating, $45 for balcony, plus service fee and taxes. 733-4900 or www.CenterForTheArts.org. ■ The Jackson Hole Chorale will start rehearsals for its Dec. 2 Christmas Concert at 7 p.m. on Sept. 10 in the Center for the Arts Music Room. New members are always welcome. Call Rhea at 734-9048 or Cathie at 734-8470, or email Denise at denishar@tetontel.com. Art ■ The Art Association offers “Fall Arts Plein Air: In the Field,” a series of workshops featuring five of the valley’s finest artists and most inspirational locations, Sept. 8 - Oct. 13. Lucinda Abbe, Fred Kingwill, Jen Hoffman, Kay Northup and Erin O’Connor lead workshops in Grand Teton National Park, the South Park elk feedground and elsewhere. Bring all necessary supplies, snacks and drinking water. Contact the Art Association one week in advance to confirm time and location. $40 per session, $175 for all five. 733-6379. ■ The National Museum of Wildlife Art kicks off its annual Fall Arts Festival observances with its ladies-only “Western Visions Jewelry & Artisans Luncheon” 11:30 a.m.-3: p.m. on Sept. 11 at the Teton Pines Resort. Register for a preview of handmade goods by premiere artisans (jewelry, fiber, and leather) during this elegant event. $100 per person. Registration deadline is Sept. 7. 732-5412. ■ The Art Association’s Fall/Winter art class/workshop schedule for youth and adults is up and sign-up is taking place. Call 733-6379, visit www.ArtAssociation.org, or stop by the Art Association office at the Center for the Arts, 265 S. Glenwood. Outdoors ■ Parks and Rec and Grand Teton National Park lead a volunteer project to save native Film the presentation at Snow King Resort. Free. 413-2553. ■ The Jackson Hole Film Festival is accepting submissions for its 2008 event, set for June 5-9. Filmmakers can apply online through www.WithOutABox.com, submitting in seven competitive programs. Early bird deadline is Oct. 15, regular deadline is Jan. 31 and late deadline is Feb. 22. Visit www.JacksonHoleFilmFestival.org for full details. Kids & Families ■ The Teton County Library invites all kids and teens for a free pizza party 4-5 p.m. on Sept. 6 to celebrate the smashing success of its Summer Reading program. Teton County readers logged more than 12,000 hours of reading, more than 3,000 over its goal. Festivities will include prize giveaways. 733-2164 ext. 103 or www.TCLib.org/youth. ■ Registration for swim lessons starts at 4 p.m. on Sept. 10 and 11 at the Rec Center. 739-9025. plants from sites where future disturbance is planned 9 a.m.-3 p.m. on Sept. 12. Register by noon on Sept. 10 at the Recreation Center. Free. 739-9025. Classes, Lectures & Workshops ■ A Real Estate investor briefing starts at 7 p.m. with networking and 7:30 for Community ■ St. John’s Medical Center Auxiliary hosts the 16th annual Charitable Golf Tournament on Sept. 7 at Jackson Hole Golf and Tennis. Pre-registration, driving range, putting green and putting contest begins at 11 a.m. Tournament starts at 1 followed by an awards party with hors d’oeuvres, cash bar and silent auction follows. Individual entry fee is $175; sponsorship opportunities are available for $750-$1,500. This year’s proceeds will support the hospital’s obstetrics department. 733-6730 or 733-9424. Outlying ■ Western dealers sell furniture, primitives, jewelry, textiles, art and memorabilia at the Art and Collectible Show 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sept. 15-16 at the Johnson County Fairgrounds in Buffalo, Wyo. (307) 684-0612. THE APPARELS OF PAULINE OFF SQUARE THEATER PRESENTS THREE CONTEMPORARY PLAYS IN THREE WEEKS Walk Festival Hall, Teton Village Ski & Summer Wear Repairs and Alterations Wedding Dresses Tailoring SEAMSTRESS EXTRAORDINAIRE pauligear@yahoo.com www.pauligear.com USHERS NEEDED for our Three Contemporary Plays in Three Weeks. Call Shelby at 733-3021. Sign up now! Pauline Elliott 208-354-2732 215 Gemstone Driggs, Idaho Individuals Couples Teens I The God Committee Family Talk backs after every performance. September 4 - 9 I Stones in his Pockets Talk backs Sept. 13 &14 September 11 - 16 I Eleemosynary Talk backs Sept. 20 & 21 September 18 - 23 tune in Parenting Issues Sharon T.Walls Licensed Marriage and Family Therapist Therapy that makes a difference... • Feeling stuck in relationships, work, family issues? • Wanting to remove obstacles in your life? • Experiencing difficult life transitions? OFF SQUARE THEATER RADIO HOUR EVERY SUNDAY 6-7PM 92.3 www.923theriver.com Single Tickets 733-4900 Subscription Packages 733-3021 All performances and classes at the Center for the Arts 307-733-3021 240 S. Glenwood Just off Town Square www.offsquare.org Call for an appointment 734-4449 Now accepting clients in my new location on the corner 420 S. Jackson of Kelly and Jackson St. 28 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily Lunch ~ Daily at 11:30am Dinner ~ Nightly at 5:30pm Billy’s open daily at 11:30am DININGGUIDE Happy Hour 5-7pm nightly: 2 for 1 Drinks (In the bar) On the Town Square 733-3279 Stop by one of America’s most award winning micro-breweries and get the freshest beer in the valley, right from the source. Don’t forget to check out some of our tasty new menu items. OYG cucina piemontese-ligure Lucas Gilman Photography American PETE’S GRAND BAR AND GRILL Come for the Food and Brew, stay for the view. Featuring fresh and tasty Grand American Cuisine, including our Grand Steaks, handmade House Burgers, Grilled Chicken, Grand Salmon and Trout, fresh veggies, sweet potato fries, Grand Chicken Fingers, Salads, Desserts, and other Grand Goodies. Relax on our DECK overlooking the Valley and the Mountains. Lunch and Dinner Daily. 3 miles south of town on Hwy 89. 733-4398. Asian & Sushi BON APPE THAI Lunch served from 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. Dinner starting at 5 p.m. Closed for lunch on Sundays. Take-Out and Delivery Available. Walk-Ins welcome. Reservations recommended. Across from the old post office. 245 Pearl, 734-0245. KOSHU WINE BAR Koshu serves an everchanging menu of contemporary pan-Asian cuisine, delicious cocktails and a variety of wines by the glass. The Jackson Hole Wine Company is just outside our door with hundreds of great wines from which to choose. Open nightly at 6 p.m. 733-5283. SHOGUN SUSHI Serving lunch and dinner 7 days a week. Mon - Fri 11 a.m. - 10 p.m. or later. Sat - Sun 5 p.m. - 10 p.m. or later. Take out or Delivery. 265 W. Broadway, 733-9168. NIKAI Jackson Hole’s favorite sushi bar offers the finest delicacies from both land and sea. Featuring innovative sushi & sashimi as well as a creative asian inspired grill menu. Full service bar specializes in tropical cocktails & offers unique fine sake & wine lists. 225 N. Cache. Reservations recommended, 734-6490. THAI ME UP Authentic Thai dishes including coconut chicken lemongrass soup, drunken noodle and coconut milk curries. Full bar and children’s menu. 75 E. Pearl, parking behind restaurant. Serving Lunch, Mon. - Fri. 11:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m.; Dinner, 5:30 p.m. - close, Mon. - Sat. Closed Sundays. Take-out available, 733-0005. Continental 43 NORTH Serving dinner seven nights a week at the base of Snow King. Happy hour specials begin at 5 p.m. Cozy pub atmosphere and great selection of whiskies. Live music four nights a week. 645 S. Cache, 733-0043. BURKE’S Sample our superior steaks, chops, and innovative fish, game and fowl dishes in this historic renovated building. Reservations recommended, smoke-free atmosphere. Open nightly from 6 - 10 p.m. 72 S. Glenwood, 7338575. THE BLUE LION A Jackson Hole favorite. Offering the finest in creative cuisine. Join us in the charming atmosphere of a refurbished older home. Ask a local about our rack of lamb. Also serving fresh fish, elk, poultry, steaks and vegetarian entreés. Open nightly at 5:30 p.m. Join us for our off-season special: 20% off your entire bill between 5:30 and 6:00 p.m. with coupon. Reservations recommended. 160 N. Millward, 733-3912. DORNAN’S PIZZA & PASTA CO. Gourmet pizzas, homemade soups, pasta, sandwiches and salads. Enjoy a relaxing lunch while sitting along the Snake River enjoying the fabulous view of the Tetons. 12 miles north of Jackson in Grand Teton National Park at Moose, Wyoming, 733-2415. ELEANOR’S CUVÉE A favorite of Jackson locals. Bar open till 2 a.m. Located within Plaza Liquors at 832 W. Broadway, 733-7901. 175 CENTER STREET 734.6161 $7 LUNCH • HAPPY HOUR 4-6pm Open 7 days a week 11:30am until midnight. Families welcome. Austrian Restaurant & Copper Bar 739-2337 Since 1983, host Peter Stiegler has offered guests classically prepared Austrian and Continental favorites served in the cozy ambiance of an alpine home. Serving dinner Wed-Sun, 5:00-9:30pm At the Aspens on Teton Village Road, 733-1071 Try our Thai Lunch Express from 11:00am - 2:30pm Authentic THAI Dinner Daily Doors Open at 5:00pm Long lines are gone and the SOUP’S ON! TRY our Soup & 1/2 Sandwich Special Serving up the finest imported and domestic meats and cheeses this side of the Continental Divide! 50 WEST DELONEY • TOWN SQUARE • JACKSON 307-734-9420 • (F) 307-734-9430 • BackcountryProvisions.com Take-Out Available Reservations Recommended Walk-ins Welcome 245 W. Pearl Ave. (across from the old Post Office) 734-0245 Friday 31st, Big Phatty 8 pm No Cover Classic, Modern Rock. Coming Soon New Fall Menu Nightly Specials, including Tuesday and Friday Wing Nights Friday Ladies Night $1.00 Vodka Drinks Saturday’s Jim Stackhouse On the Deck - No Cover - 8pm THE GRANARY Overlooking the magnificent Teton Range, offers a casual yet elegant 265 S. Millward Tuesdays and Fridays DJ Miguel New Hours: Lunch served Wed. thru Sun. at 11:30am / Dinner served daily. At Pub Place Centre on Hwy 89, 4 miles south of Jackson www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 29 DININGGUIDE DINNER on ` the DECK Lunch at 11:30am • Dinner at 5:30pm Located in the Alpenhof Lodge 733-3242 Teton Village DINNER NIGHTLY AT 5:30 PM 733-0557 On the Town Square in Jackson atmosphere. Specialties include elk, Rocky Mountain trout and fresh seafood flown in from Hawaii. Award-winning wine list. Nightly happy hour specials from 4-7 p.m. Jazz Night is on Fridays from 7-10 p.m. and Pam Drews Phillips plays on Saturdays from 6:30-9:30 p.m. An unforgettable dining experience equaled only by the view. Serving Breakfast, lunch & dinner 7 days a week. Reservations suggested. Spring Creek Ranch, 732-8112. HORSE CREEK STATION Wyoming’s finest smokehouse BBQ. Food served daily starting at 11:30 a.m. Saturday & Sunday 11:30 a.m. 10 p.m. Weekends - Fresh fish and smoked prime rib. Smoke free environment. Located at Hoback Junction. 733-0810. Q ROADHOUSE BARBEQUE is Jackson’s hottest new joint on Teton Village Road. If you’re not in the mood for barbeque, check out Q’s Roadhouse fare including seasonal fresh seafood, steaks, chicken, certified angus beef burgers and a variety of sandwiches & salads. The wine list features 50 wines under $50 and a full bar is available. Open nightly 5:30p.m. Happy hour 5:30p.m 6:30p.m and again from 9:30p.m. to 11:00p.m. Reservations 739-0700. RENDEZVOUS BISTRO The Bistro offers something for everyone including salads, sandwiches & daily plate specials. Our Raw Bar features oysters on the half shell, tuna tartare and oyster shooters. Appetizers include mussels, gnocchi, grilled octopus, steak tartare and more. The entree selection ranges from traditional bistro Fish & Chips, Meatloaf, Veal Marsala & Coq au Vin to many other selections including fresh seasonal seafood, pasta & steaks. Open Monday - Saturday at 5:30 p.m. Reservations are recommended but walk-ins are always welcome. Located at 380 S. Hwy 89 / Broadway right next to Albertson’s, 739-1100. ROUTE 89 SMOKEHOUSE DINER Delicious breakfasts from homemade French Toast to Chicken Fried Steak or Corned Beef Hash and Eggs! Our extensive lunch and dinner menus offer a variety of BBQ and in-house smoked meats. Juicy burgers and lunch specials. Locals, don't forget your discount! Open 7 days a week from 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. 455 N. Cache, across from the visitors center. A kids’ menu and full bar are available, 7332492. SNAKE RIVER BREWERY & RESTAURANT America’s most award-winning microbrewery is serving lunch and dinner. Enjoy the atmosphere while dining on delicious wood-fired pizzas, pastas, sandwiches, soups, salads and desserts. Happy Hour from 4-6 with $1 giant soft pretzels, $2.50 pints and $3 nachos. So stop by the Brew Pub to get the freshest beer in the valley, right from the source. Free WiFi. Open 11:30 a.m. - midnight. 265 S. Millward. 739-2337. SNAKE RIVER GRILL We are fast approaching our 14th anniversary! A local’s favorite. Whether you stop by for a pizza and beer, or enjoy our celebrated menu of American and International fare and our huge wine list, you will be pleased by Jackson’s most beautiful restaurant and as stated in The Wine Spectator, the “best!” in town! Open nightly at 6:00 p.m. On the Town Square, 733-0557. STIEGLER’S AUSTRIAN RESTAURANT & COPPER BAR Since 1983, host Peter Stiegler has see DINING GUIDE page 30 EARLY BIRD SPECIAL 20% OFF ENTIRE BILL BETWEEN 5:30 AND 6:00 P.M. 733-3912 Dinner starts at 5:30pm NIGHTLY 160 N. Millward “Please present coupon to server when ordering” • Reservations Recommended • 18% gratuity may be added to your bill prior to discount. A Specialty Grocer & Delicatessen OPEN NIGHTLY 6-10PM Chef Michael Burke, Proprietor 72 S. Glenwood • 733-8575 SEE Food News 945 W. Broadway • Jackson, WY 83001• (307) 732-CHEF Page 31 30 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily DININGGUIDE Old Time Family Dining Serving Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner 6am to 10pm from DINING GUIDE page 29 offered guests classically prepared Austrian and Continental favorites served in the cozy ambience of an alpine home. Serving dinner Wednesday-Sunday, 5-9:30 p.m. At the Aspens on Teton Village Road, 733-1071. SWEETWATER RESTAURANT Satisfying locals for lunch and dinner for nearly 30 years with deliciously affordable comfort food. Award winning wine list. Lunch 11:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. Corner of King & Pearl, 733-3553. TRIO An American Bistro started by three chefs with innovative flair! Seasonal and weekly specials. One block off the town square. Serving lunch Mon. - Fri. 11:30 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. Dinner nightly at 5:30 p.m. 45 S. Glenwood, 734-8038. www.bistrotrio.com. Coffee House/Internet Cafe HARD DRIVE CAFE Internet Access: our computers or yours. Organic espressos. Soup, salad, panini, wraps, philly cheese-steak. Open Mon - Sat 5:45 am - 10 pm, Sun 5:45 am - 2 pm. 1110 Maple Way, across from the new post office, 733-5282 www.hardrivecafe.biz. JACKSON HOLE ROASTERS JHR prides itself on procuring, roasting and serving the best coffee beans in the world, including organic, fair trade, bird-friendly and so on. Try a cup of coffee made from the cutting-edge Clover single-cup brew system, the best cup of coffee you will ever have! Of course we also serve all the great standards such as espresso, lattes, cappuccinos and smoothies. Open Mon. - Fri. 7a.m. - 6p.m. and Saturdays 9a.m. - 4p.m. Located at 165 E. Broadway, in Jackson just off the Town Square. www. jacksonholeroasters.com 690-8065. PEARL STREET BAGELS Open daily 6:30 a.m. - 6 p.m. Two locations to serve you. In Jackson 145 W. Pearl, 739-1218. In Wilson on Ida Lane, 739-1261. AWESOME LUNCH SPECIALS Italian OLD YELLOWSTONE GARAGE Authentic Genovese & Piemontese dishes accompanied by a selection of 100 fabulous wines. Fresh ingredients simply prepared and presented. Sunday night is our famous pizza party night. Serving dinner Tues. - Sat. starting at 6 p.m. 175 Center Street, 734-6161. The Deck is Now Open! OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK Lunch 11:30am-10pm • Dinner 5:30-10pm Located at Hoback Junction • 733-0810 LIQUOR STORE OPEN DAILY AT NOON ~Smokefree Environment~ 455 N. Cache Across from the Visitors Center on Hwy 89 THE MERRY PIGLETS Voted Best Salsa in Jackson! Jackson’s oldest and most rockin’ Mexican restaurant. Choose from over 10 salsas and sauces, Tex-Mex plates, including enchiladas, rellenos, mesquite-grilled fajitas, salads, wraps and fire-roasted chicken. Huge margs in 10 flavors. Complimentary chips and salsa. One block north of the square. 160 N. Cache, 733-2966. DINE IN TAKE OUT 733-9168 265 W. BROADWAY (next to Mountunes) Open nightly at 5:30 p.m. HAPPY HOUR 2 for 1 drinks 9:30-11:00 p.m. Take-out BACKCOUNTRY PROVISIONS Jackson’s newest deli! Serving up the finest imported and domestic meats and cheeses. 50 W. Deloney Street, 734-9420. Home of the “BIG PIG MARG” 32oz of pleasure Since 1969 • Authentic Mexican dishes made from scratch • Hot chips made fresh all day long • Choose from 10 homemade salsas & sauces • Voted “BEST SALSA” Splash Magazine (307) 733-2966 North of the Town Square in Downtown Jackson S . U . S . H . I Mon - Sun: Open 11am-10pm (last seating) PICA’S Fresh and colorful Mexican cuisine made to order. Great homemade chips and salsas and dangerous margs. Ask about our party platters and catering. Visit our Wilson location at the Stagecoach Bar, 734-4457. TO ADVERTISE IN THE DINING GUIDE, PLEASE CALL THE PLANET AT 732-0299. YOUR LISTING WILL APPEAR IN PRINT AS WELL AS ONLINE. REACH YOUR TARGET AUDIENCE BY ADVERTISING ONLINE AT WWW.PLANETJH.COM. SHOGUN LUNCH & DINNER 7 DAYS A WEEK EL ABUELITO Authentic Mexican Cuisine. Home of the original Jumbo Margarita. Featuring a full bar with a large selection of Mexican beers. Open 7 days a week from 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. 385 W. Broadway, 733-1207. WYOMING’S WE SERVE IT ALL! 733.2492 Mexican FINEST SMOKE HOUSE From Burgers to King Crab Legs ... Locals Receive a 10% Discount Owned and operated by three local chefs with a passion for good food. Trio features a variety of cuisines in a relaxed atmosphere. We are known for our wood-oven pizzas and entrees, daily fish and game specials and a variety of specialty drinks. Enjoy a cocktail at the Bar under the barrel-vaulted ceilings in front of the open kitchen. Open for Dinner nightly at 5:30pm Located off the town square at 45 S. Glenwood Available for private events & catering 307.739.0700 For reservations 734-8038 LUNCH 11:30am-2:30pm Monday - Friday DINNER 5:30pm-Close Monday - Saturday LUNCH AND DINNER DINE IN CARRY-OUT DELIVERY GARDEN SEATING (weather permitting) “We love you long time.” 75 E. Pearl 307.733.0005 UNDER NEW OWNERSHIP www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 31 FOODNEWS Sam Petri The search for Jackson Hole’s best taco al pastor Many restaurants in town are designed to handle high volume tourist traffic. Luckily for the workingman, there are five Mexican restaurants in town where you can casually get away from the mob scene and eat a taco so good you hope they’ll build a wall around Jackson Hole to keep the gapers out and our Mexican establishments in. Not every taco is made equal, which may surprise you who were raised on Old El Paso or even Taco Bell. Some classic recipes are carne asada (flank steak/skirt steak), carnitas (pork), cabeza (cow brain), pollo (chicken) and al pastor, which literally means a shepherd’s taco. The taco al pastor originated in Mexico City, where many of Jackson Hole’s Mexican workers come from. The meat in a taco al pastor is often made on a vertical rotisserie, but can also be cooked on a flat iron griddle. Commonly, pieces of pork are marinated then stacked around a vertical spit with a pineapple on top and cooked. Meat is then sliced off, like lamb for a Greek gyro. While not every restaurant has a vertical rotisserie, they can still make a damn fine taco al pastor. Here’s what Jackson Hole has to offer, in no particular order. Pica’s The consistency at Pica’s is unparalleled. It’s the only place in town that serves a type of green sauce specifically with their tacos al pastor, which adds a refreshing note to the perfectly charred pork. On the down side, tacos al pastor are one of their most expensive taco options, and Pica’s in Jackson can be crowded. Plus chips and salsa costs extra. But if you’ve never had tacos al pastor, this is a good place to get an idea of what it’s all about. El Gordito’s Tacos used to be $1.50, but are now $2. Despite the mark up, you can still eat lunch for under $5. Chips and salsa are homemade, free, and they have a salsa SADDLE ROCK FAMILY SALOON Oh My Olives with Fabulous Flat Bread - $6 PLAYHOUSE LUNCH SPECIALS Monday - Saturday 11am - 3pm Cowboy Ceaser - $8 A hearty salad made with whole grain mustard dressing. Add Chicken $4, shrimp $6. Fancy Fresh Fruit Plate - $10 Selection of the best fruit of the west. Country Confit of Praire Chicken - $12 Pulled chicken ciabatta roll with pesto mayo and fresh summer tomatoes. Summertime Grilled Vegetable Quasadilla - $8 Sun-dried tomato tortilla with melted brie and vegetables. Add chicken $4, shrimp $6. Sandwiches come with your choice of fresh fruit, corn chips, or roping fries COWBOY SPECIAL COWGIRL SPECIAL Grand Salmon Soft Tacos Wrangler Cous Cous Salad A black bean corn relish compliments this grilled Atlantic salmon and a tasty fire roasted tomato salad will tantilize your taste buds. Roasted red peppers, basil, olives, pine nuts, and grand cous cous mixed together to create an extravaganza that would satisfy any size hunger. Saddle Rock Saloon Floats it all Get a float with black cherry, cherries and cream, root beer, sasparilla, orange crush, apple beer, or huckleberry soda. We also have shakes, freezes and sundaes. FREE COWBOY COOKIE with every lunch 307.733.699 145 West Deloney Ave. bar. Their tacos al pastor here can range from triumphant to tragic – you never know what you’re going to get. Order three different tacos at once and try many different salsas, at least one thing is bound to blow your mind. Sanchez Their signage and proximity to the Town Square had me pegging it as a tourist trap, but this is not the case, and when I first bit into Sanchez’s taco al pastor, I said out loud, “This might be the best in town.” Their cilantro and onion topping is fresh, their pork is flavored evenly, and the tortilla is perfect. Although their pork is not charred, as it is commonly served, it is very flavorful. Sanchez only offers two different salsas – spicy or mild – and both are decent, though not life changing. You have to pay extra for chips and salsa. Jalisco’s Jalisco is tranquilo. Tacos al pastor isn’t a clear option on their menu, but rest assured, they have it, and it is good. Their chips and salsa are addictive and complimentary. For lunch, two tacos al pastor costs $4 and are served with a side of chipotle sauce, which compliments the al pastor flavor well. Getting lunch for under $5 is a rare thing these days, especially when you’re being waited on. When they bring you the check, it always comes with a chocolate mint. This place is the real deal. El Abuelito Many say this is their favorite Mexican joint in town, and they have a lot going for them, like their chips and salsa served with a type of relish that no one else does. But this is not the place to order tacos al pastor. When I went in to specifically order tacos al pastor, the tortillas were greasy and the meat was indistinguishable. No salsa was served with the tacos. This is a good restaurant for a thousand other reasons, but not for tacos al pastor. 32 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily There’s nothing like a late-summer day in Yellowstone National Park, especially when music and fine art are added to the mix. The annual Yellowstone Music Festival and Art Show – featuring The Wilders , Laura Love Duo , Ruby Dee & The Snakehandlers , t he Chanman Roots Band , Jawbone Railroad, Belanger & Crosson and Jessica Kilroy – starts at noon on Sunday at Arch Park in Gardner, Mont . If you missed The Wilders at Grand Targhee Bluegrass Fest, here’s another chance. Good to see some local roots-reggae from Jackson on the bill, too! Tickets are $20 at the gate or online at ticketweb.com, and kids twelve and under get in free. For more information, visit www.YellowstoneMusicFest.com. ■ If you’re jonesing for a Led Zeppelin fix, No Quarter has the goods. The Led Zeppelin tribute show starts at 9 p.m. at the Bull Moose Saloon in Alpine, Wyoming . Seattlebased No Quarter rages at an “End of Summer Blowout Party.” The band has received lots of attention for its authentic take on Zep tunes. If you’re curious about what they sound like or a list of songs they perform, take a look at www.EdShawEntertainment.com. No cover for this show. Reach the Bull Moose at (877) 498-7993. ■ The Teton Valley Foundation’s “Music on Main” concert series concludes tomorrow with a free performance by Jerry Joseph and his electric band at 6 p.m. in Main Street Park in downtown Driggs, Idaho. One for the Ditch, featuring members of Mandatory Air, will open. Though he’s been known to sing a ballad or two, Jerry Joseph, based out of Portland, Ore., is a singer-songwriter of the hard rock fashion – a fitting conclusion to a fantastic summer of free national, regional and local acts. Thanks to the Teton Valley Foundation for putting together such a great series this year! Don’t forget to bring your chair or blanket and enjoy. Visit www.TetonValleyFoundation.org for more information. MUSICBOX Aaron Davis Soulive, Matisyahu, various Nevilles, Los Lonely Boys play Mountain Fest Jackson Hole Mountain Resort has really ramped up the Jackson Hole Mountain Festival this year, hosting a diverse lineup of performers, both at the base of the resort and in the Mangy Moose Saloon. A lot more accompanies the music, too, including ski and snowboard sales, a Friday screening of the classic film “E.T.,” a chef’s BBQ Showdown on Saturday, and a fishing derby on Monday. Soulive will kick off the music portion of the fest. It will be a treat to see this trio – recently expanded to a quartet with the addition of Toussaint – singer for the Boston-based reggae group China Band – back at the Mangy Moose, right on the heels of releasing “No Place Like Soul” (Stax/2007). “This isn’t the three of us featuring a guest singer,” said drummer Alan Evans in a statement on the Soulive website. “It feels like it’s a new band. All of us wanted to go in a different direction. Outside of Soulive, we were all doing more song-based stuff. So we just figured, why Los Lonely Boys don’t we go in that direction inside the band? We don’t wanna get caught up in what genre or style it is.” Equal parts soul, funk and jazz, Soulive lays down driving grooves, but it’s the virtuosity in a funk format that really creates the special vibe. Go to www.Soulive.com to hear snippets of the new album. Soulive will take stage at 10 p.m. at the Mangy Moose Saloon in Teton Village. Tickets are $23, advance or $25 day of show and are available online at www.MangyMoose.net or at Tobacco Row, Main Event or Moose Cellars. Also, the Moose offers free tickets on all non-sellout shows to designated drivers. Saturday will feature local talent all day, starting with blues, classic rock and country by Dark Cheddar 2-4 p.m. outside at the base of Teton Village to accompany the Village Chefs’ BBQ Showdown. Dark Cheddar has established themselves as the 43 North house band over the last year, bringing a party vibe with extended jams and originals from vocalist Pete Muldoon. Boondocks (featuring your humble music writer) will provide the late night entertainment with a mish-mash of country-blues, electro-grass, Western Swing, and rock at 10 p.m. at the Mangy Moose. The quintet just released “Live at the Silver Dollar” (Gros Ventre River/2007), featuring original tunes as well as obscure and familiar covers from the American roots archive. No cover for this show. Fusing Orthodox Judaism, classic reggae and hip-hop, Matisyahu is the main attraction at 3:30 p.m. on Sunday outside at the base of the resort (see the cover of this week’s Planet for details). Opening the show will be Ivan Neville’s Dumpstaphunk as well as Alfred Howard and the K23 Orchestra. The B-Side Players and Jackson Hole’s own Chanman Roots Band open. Doors open at 2 p.m. and tickets are $35 for the day. Voted New Orleans’ best funk band by two of the city’s top publications, Dumpstaphunk has a message for you: “When we hit the stage, be ready for some of the nastiest, most serial crushin’ funk to ever come out of New Orleans and beyond.” The band features Ivan’s brother Ian on guitar, and some of the Crescent City’s hottest local players that have taken their own local vibe to the festival circuit. Alfred Howard and the K23 Orchestra bring the San Diego hip-hop vibe to stage, mixing pocket funk and classic soul withHoward’s spoken word flows underneath. On Labor Day, headliners Los Lonely Boys and openers B-Side Players and Chanman Roots Band will provide dance grooves starting at 3:30 p.m. at the base of the resort. Spreading the love of Texican rock ’n’ roll, Los Lonely Boys are a trio of 20-something brothers – Henry, Jojo and Ringo Garza – who began backing their father, Enrique, as youngsters on the Texas Roadhouse circuit. Before long, though, they came into their own as songwriters and performers, and since have sold millions of albums and earned a Grammy Award in 2005 for their single “Heaven.” This will be their first performance in Wyoming. The B-Side Players are no strangers to our community, though. Their high-energy blend of Latin, reggae, and world music has a message: Love your culture, take a stand against social injustice and be active in something positive. This seven-piece always brings the good vibe and knows how to engage the crowd. Opening the day will be Jackson Hole’s own Chanman Roots Band. Chanman and crew dig into a smattering of roots and contemporary reggae along with some Chandler originals. Tickets for Monday performances cost $35. Or buy a Sunday-Monday Festival Pass for $55 in advance, $60 day of show. For more information or to buy tickets and passes online, visit JacksonHoleMountainFestival.com. COURTESY PHOTO THEGOODS www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 33 Tomlin centerpiece of Center’s annual gala by Richard Anderson Mary Jean Tomlin grew up in Detroit, the daughter of a working-class Southern couple on the fringes of an affluent neighborhood that also intersected with urban black and Jewish communities. “I get images that come to me,” she said in a telephone interview recently, “images like kids in the neighborhood, bringing kids of different ethnicities home.” It was a little tense, she said, in the beginning, but her proper, white parents learned to better appreciate the diversity and grew as people, and Mary Jean – who for more than 40 years has performed under the name Lily Tomlin – was left with a sense of the humanity that makes us all more similar than we are different. Lily Tomlin is the main event at a special fundraiser gala for Jackson Hole’s Center for the Arts on Saturday (Lily’s birthday!). A few $500 tickets are still available for the cocktail hour, sit-down dinner, live and silent auctions, and stand-up performance by one of the entertainment world’s most versatile comediennes. Tomlin does a combination of stand-up comedy and a more informal version of her big one-woman show, “The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe.” “There’s no fourth wall,” she said. “There’s more interaction with the audience and more freewheeling. There’s lots of characters – a dozen or so – using their voices to say things, to express certain ideas, and then you’re stuck with me in between.” Those characters are deeply human, and Tomlin portrays them with compassion and love: Trudy the Bag Lady, Angus Angst the punk rocker and of course Ernestine the telephone operator, whom she invented for TV’s “Laugh-In” and who lives on today in her act as well as in the memories of kids and grown-ups who remember the late ’60s and early ’70s. Tomlin has always claimed that she was never funny as a child. She started out Lily Tomlin studying medicine at Wayne State University, but an elective course in the theater arts led to performances in coffee houses and in 1965 she moved to New York City and appeared at such famed comedy clubs as The Improvisation, Café Au Go Go and Upstairs at the Downstairs. She made her TV debut in 1966 on “The Garry Moore Show,” followed by appearances on “The Merv Griffin Show,” which led to California, where she appeared regularly on “Music Scene.” A female stand-up comic was almost unheard of back then, as was salty language. “Not that I’d advocate that anyway,” Tomlin said, but she and her cohorts nevertheless pushed barriers wherever they encountered them. In fact, “Music Scene” was cancelled after a short run because parents raised a campaign against Jimi Hendrix and Janice Joplin and such subversive images as a “great big close-up of sticking a hose in a gas tank,” Tomlin said. Tomlin joined top-rated “Laugh-In” in December 1969 and was an immediate hit with characters such as 6-yearold Edith Ann and the telephone operator Ernestine, who was not without her provocative side. “We were like bad kids trying to get something over on the playground supervisor,” she said. Ernestine would dial the phone (Dial? What’s that?) with her middle finger, and one segment involving a call to Mae West about her “equipment” caused phone company execs to insist she clarify “telephone equipment.” “Laugh-In” went off the air in 1973, but Tomlin enjoyed a string of hits, co-written by her long-time collaborator and partner Jane Wegner, including “The Lily Tomlin Show” (1973), “Lily” (1973 and 1974) “Lily: Sold Out” (1981) and “Lily for President?” (1982). TV work continued into the ’90s with the HBO special “And the Band Played On” and appearances on “Homicide,” “X-Files,” “Will and Grace” and “Murphy Brown.” And then of course there was her five-year run as Debbie Fiderer, President Bartlett’s assistant, on the NBC series “The West Wing,” for which she received a Screen Actors Guild nomination. Tomlin hit Broadway in 1977 with Wegner’s “Appearing Nitely,” which featured Ernestine, Edith Ann and June Beasley and also introduced Trudy as well as other characters that have become regulars in her stage show. Wegner’s “The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe” followed in 1985, which ran on Broadway for a year, toured the country for five years and in 1991 was made into a film. Tomlin broke into film with Roger Altman’s award-winning 1975 film “Nashville,” earning an Academy Award nomination (she’s won Emmys, Tonys, a Grammy and, in 2003, the prestigious Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, but an Oscar still eludes her), and went on to other memorable roles in “The Late Show,” “Moment By Moment,” “All of Me” (with Steve Martin) and of course “9 to 5.” But it was with Altman that she enjoyed her longest Hollywood relationship, also appearing in “Short Cuts,” “The Player” and most recently Altman’s final film, “A Prairie Home Companion.” “He trusted the actors,” Tomlin said of Altman’s unique mode of operation and the distinctive films that resulted. “He made them part of his process. … He let us be sort of miners of the characters – he would send us onto some path of finding information and finding out about the characters and we’d come back and he’d be elated or encouraged about what you found. “He used to say about casting, ‘Once I’ve cast a movie, I’ve done 80 or 90 percent of the job,” she continued. “He was just unflappable.” Upcoming projects include “The Walker” with Woody Harrelson, Kristin Scott-Thomas and Lauren Bacall, and “12 Miles of bad Road,” an HBO comedy series set in Dallas. “I’m the matriarch of a very, very rich Dallas family,” she said of her role in “12 Miles of Bad Road.” “We’re just way way too rich … but for all the power and money I have, I can’t do anything with my kids. … It’s funny and so interesting and every script gets better and better.” With so much success in film and TV, one wonders what Tomlin is doing on the stage in little old Jackson Hole, but, in fact, she never stopped performing before a live audience. “It’s the foundation of what I do,” she said. “I’ve always loved it. It’s how I really started out, and I just love the form, like to be able to hit the stage and keep running … Whatever you can make the audience believe, it’s up to you, you can go anywhere.” Saturday’s events start at 5 p.m. with cocktails followed by dinner be prepared by Jackson Hole’s hot new caterer, Maho, and served in the tent outside the Center Theater lobby. The live auction will start around 7:30 p.m. in the theater and will consist of 15, including original artwork by Robert Bateman, Ron Kingswood, Scott Christensen and William Herbert Dunton, as well as stays at Amandari in Bali, a dinner for 10 at the Snake River Grill, and a private weekend art tour of Denver. The 30 silent lots include ski passes, jewelry, meals and artwork. Steven Schultz, the new executive director at the Center for the Arts, said some have balked at the $500 ticket price for the event. “That’s an issue we’re sensitive to,” he said, “but we have to raise money to provide high-quality entertainment.” Saturday’s gala is the one high-price fundraiser the Center will hold this year, with proceeds helping to underwrite the nonprofit’s programs in the upcoming year. A very few seats are still available, Schultz said on Monday. Call the Center Theater Box Office at 733-4900 for information. 34 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily Singing cowboy Rex Allen Jr. follows in dad’s footsteps by Jake Nichols Rex Allen, Jr. couldn’t be anything but a singing cowboy. He inherited his father’s butter-smooth baritone, which dad parlayed into dozens of recordings of old western songs and a successful voiceover career that included work with various Disney productions and the beloved animated film, “Charlotte’s Web.” “Dad taught me how to do voiceovers when I was 15,” Allen Jr. said. “He said, ‘The business is changing and you need to learn how to read copy.’” And learn he did, practicing diction and inflection while reading the Los Angeles Times. Allen recalls the long hours in the studio with his band recording numerous country hits through the ’70s, ’80s and ’90s, but that work was creative and fun and not nearly as hard as voiceover work. Rex Allen, Jr. peforms at 8 p.m. on Sunday at the National Museum of Wildlife Art. The voice of Jackson Hole’s newest radio station – the Range, 103.7FM, which specializes in western music – will sing classics and contemporary favorites, and no doubt prove why his voice has been in demand for everything from commercials to the movies. Voiceover work is an acquired skill, according to Allen and best left to professionals. “Most people mumble,” he said. “I sometimes hear a local business owner trying do his own commercials and, well, he is not a professional announcer, you know what I mean? I don’t want his job. Why does he want mine?” Rex Allen Jr. Allen, Jr.’s voice has sold everything from beer to tennis rackets. He sang the unforgettable jingle for RC Cola years ago (remember “Me and my RC”?). Most recently, he cracked into the motion picture industry in a big way by narrating the movie “Me, Myself, and Irene.” “That was six months of work,” Allen, Jr. said. “I did the original and then they wanted something changed.” The hardest job he ever had, however, was for the Boy Scouts of America. “It only had five lines,” he said, “but they had very specific instructions about how to end this line on an upswing and this word had to come down.” Allen’s other career in song blossomed during the ‘70s. When tastes changed he was able to lend his talents to TNN’s Statler Brothers Show during its heyday in the 1990s. He has seen the country western singer evolve from his father’s days, when Allen, Sr. was sometimes billed “Last of the Singing Cowboys,” to today’s polished Nashville clones. “In my father’s generation, the greatest western songs were ‘Cool Water’ and ‘Tumbling Tumbleweed,’” Allen Jr. said. “In my generation, the best cowboy song is something like the Eagles’ ‘Desperado.’” Allen, Jr. doesn’t think Nashville has a clue about what country music fans are listening to. “How can somebody who sits in an office and has no concept about what they are playing in Austin, in Omaha, or in Jackson Hole, decide what people want to hear?” Allen, Jr. wonders aloud. Record execs and radio industry programmers are slowly taking notice of the growing comeback of western music and cowboy lore. “The general public is looking for this nostalgic lifestyle that gives them a feeling of security,” Allen Jr. said. “The public, given the opportunity, will admire the cowboy way of life because it’s pure and simple and honest. Deals are done on a handshake.” Tickets to Allen’s performance are $20. Call 7325418 for more details. Boondocks celebrates new disc with party at the Wort The word “boondocks” evokes a hardscrabble existence scratched out of a parsimonious land, suspicious – maybe even a little dangerous – rural types who work hard and drink harder, and dark, mysterious realms at the end of that long dirt road you never dared to turn down. It makes an apt name for the Jackson Hole five-piece that plays for its own CD release party 7-11 p.m. on Friday in the Silver Dollar Bar, located in the Wort Hotel, a half block west of the Town Square on Broadway. Playing a mix of blues, hard rocking electric country and a few traditionals, the band evokes associations of the hard life, hard partiers, and also the warm folksiness that one inevitably comes to experience and appreciate once you, the outsider, is welcomed in. Boondock’s new disc, “Live at the Silver Dollar,” was, as the title implies, recorded over the course of two nights at the famed downtown saloon in January of this year, and the dates find the five players in fine form. Vocalist Margo Valiante wails convincingly on Bonnie Raitt’s “Give It Up or Let Me Go” and the traditional “Soul of a Man,” and also contributes some fine originals, worthy, indeed, of the recognition she recently won at the Telluride Troubadour Songwriting Competition. Guitaristmandolinist Aaron Davis is rock solid on his solos and offers some of the set’s finest originals. Harp man John Kuzloski shows what “Bluegrass Now” magazine means when they praised his “righteous harmonica playing.” And bassist Bryan Perkes and drummer Andy Peterson the PUffect college chair... NEW SHIP T! MEN keep the whole unit swinging with often ferocious timekeeping, as on the traditional “Crawdad Song.” It’s a fun mix of musics and styles, deftly performed by five well-practiced players who appear to just be getting better and better together, and if this disc, released on their own Gros Ventre River Records, is any indication, their shows make for a rowdy party. CDs are available at any Boondocks show, The Wort Hotel Gift shop, Valley Bookstore, Main Event and Mountunes in Jackson, at Big Hole Music in Driggs, Idaho, at www.BoondocksBand.com, and online at CDBaby.com and iTunes. — Richard Anderson Please remember TETON ADAPTIVE SPORTS during Old Bill's Fun Run for Charities 11 The mission of Teton Adaptive Sports is to establish a SHIP W E N M ! ENT the incredible puff chair! Monday-Saturday 10am-6:30pm Closed Sunday 500 S. Highway 89 • K-mart Plaza, Jackson 733-2427 comprehensive program supporting sports activities for people of all ages with any form of disability. Teton Adaptive Sports is a chapter of Disabled Sports/USA For more information, contact Kurt Henry at 690-4774 or tetonadaptive@aol.com www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 35 ARTBEAT Susan Burkitt Spence makes case for new images; Walters revels in the surreal @ Ciao the reception, to be held at the Center for the Arts Artspace Gallery, at 240 S. Glenwood St. Contact the Art Association at 733-6379 for more information. ■ Not quite six months into its existence, Ciao Gallery in Victor, Idaho, keeps the artists and the art coming, this week with Michele Walters, coowner of the art cooperative, presenting GERRY SPENCE COLLECTION Surprise! Well, almost. At 5:30 p.m. on Friday, the Art Association presents “An Evening with Gerry Spence,” where the lawyer, author, lecturer and photographer with the outsized courtroom personality will present “The Brave New Images of Gerry Spence,” a surprise collection of black and white images taken from his Center for the Arts Theater Gallery exhibit and manipulated into something different. Art Association Executive Director Karen Stewart said the manipulated images will remain a secret until the reception, and that even the organization’s staff has no prior knowledge of what the images will look like. But, the invitation for the reception indicates the show will get a reaction from the public as it warns: “Get ready to be shocked into a new understanding of the Wyoming landscape.” Gerry Spence, known nationally for his record-breaking verdicts against large corporations and pristine trial record in over 50 years of practicing law, brings a more complex understanding of the man and his native Wyoming with his new black-and-white photographs, showcased in the Art Association’s exhibit “The Wyoming Landscape: Photographs by Gerry Spence,” which has been hanging in the Theater Gallery for the month of August. The photographs were taken by Spence in and around Wyoming over the last few years. These original images have been transformed for Friday’s event, so a stop by the Theater Gallery in the next couple of days might be worthwhile – for a “before and after” look at the images. Spence has often been quoted saying, “I tell the truth as I know it,” and it will be interesting to see the new truths revealed in these images. He published many other black-and-white Wyoming landscape photographs in his book, “Gerry Spence’s Wyoming” in 2000. Sales of the new surprise images will benefit the Art Association’s education and exhibition programs. Hors d’oeuvres and beverages will be provided at Gerry Spence will discuss his newly altered images on Friday evening. surreal landscapes along with the ceramics of Eli Preston. The festivities begin at 6 p.m. tonight and include a modern dance performance by coowner Heather Keller and videography by Tony Birkholz. “Most of my work is derived from my imagination with influences from my local landscapes, my heritage and personal relationships,” Walters said. Walters sometimes sketches in her sketchbook before she begins a piece, “but I usually end up ‘paint sketching’ directly on the canvas with an under painting. This method of working allows me to the freedom to experi- ment with color.” Walters’s work is presented as a timeline of her artistic pursuits, beginning with the first piece she ever produced and leading to her newest works, many of which were completed in a frenzied, two-week period of creative output. Newer works explore themes of natural beauty and serenity juxtaposed with modern destruction and harried lives, a search for balance that Walters sees in all things, she said. In one painting, Walters incorporates geysers in Yellowstone National Park with a man with an hourglass strapped to his back. Current events and issues also find their way into her work, she said, which often invite a second look. Eli Preston, originally from Utah, teaches pottery classes for adults and children through the Teton Arts Council in addition to experimenting with his own work that has evolved into more natural organic forms. He has built his own kiln for salt glazes and has a background in Raku glazing. “I’ve been experimenting with different textures – incorporating different woods and objects by imprinting the patterns on the bowls while they’re still wet,” Preston said. “Other pieces, I just beat them up” in attempts to achieve a variety of surfaces on his pots and bowls. Preston studied under the wellknown potter Andy Watson, who teaches visual arts at Timpview High School in Provo, Utah, and has also been an instructor at Brigham Young University. Preston’s work, all wheelthrown pottery, consists mostly of a mix of functional pieces, larger bowls and vessels of differing sizes. His contribution to the show, over 30 pieces in all, include some traditional and symmetrical, others distorted and cut apart, the artist added. The reception for the featured artists will be held 6-9 p.m. and will include food and beverages. Ciao Gallery is located at 145 N. Main St. in Victor, Idaho. Contact the gallery at (208) 787-4841 for more information. Art Galleries Artspace Gallery/Art Association 240 S. Glenwood ■ 733-6379 A Horse of a Different Color 60 E. Broadway ■ 734-9603 A Touch of Class 10 W. Broadway ■ 733-3168 Astoria Fine Art 35 E. Deloney ■ 733-4016 Buffalo Trail Gallery 98 Center Street ■ 734-6904 Brookover Gallery 125 N. Cache Street ■ 732-3988 Caswell Gallery & Sculpture Garden 145 E. Broadway ■ 734-2660 Cayuse Western Americana 255 N. Glenwood ■ 739-1940 Center Street Gallery 30 Center Street ■ 733-1115 Craft Gallery 50 King Street ■ 734-2747 Davies Reid On the Town Square ■ 739-1009 DiTomasso Galleries 172 Center Street ■ 734-9677 Fay Gallery Teton Village Road ■ 739-1006 Fighting Bear Antiques 375 S. Cache ■ 733-2669 Galleries West Fine Art 70 S. Glenwood ■ 733-4412 260 N. Cache ■ 733-4525 Gros Ventre Gallery Heriz Rug Co. 120 W. Pearl ■ 733-3388 Horizon Fine Art 165 N. Center ■ 739-1540 Images of Nature Gallery 170 N. Cache ■ 733-9752 Images West Custom Framing Gallery & Gift 98 E. Little Ave., Driggs n■ 208-354-3545 Jack Dennis Wyoming Gallery Town Square ■ 733-7548 Jeff Grainger Workshop 335 N. Glenwood ■ 734-0029 Legacy Gallery Town Square ■ 733-2353 Lyndsay McCandless Contemporary 130 S. Jackson St ■ 734-0649 Meyer Milagros Gallery 155 Center Street ■ 733-0905 Mountain Trails Gallery 150 Center Street ■ 734-8150 Muse Gallery/Art of Framing 745 W. Broadway ■ 733-0555 National Museum of Wildlife Art 3 miles north of Jackson ■ 733-5771 Oswald Gallery 165 N. Center Street ■ 734-8100 Robert Dean Collection 172 Center ■ 733-9290 Rivertime Designs 98 E. Little Ave., Driggs ■ 208-351-2045 Schmidt’s Custom Framing 890 S. Hwy. 89 ■ 733-2306 Shadow Mountain Gallery 10 W. Broadway ■ 733-3162 Trailside Galleries Town Square ■ 733-3186 Trio Fine Art 545 N. Cache ■ 734-4444 West Lives On 74 Glenwood ■ 734-2888 Wilcox Gallery North of town on Cache ■ 733-6450 Wild by Nature Photography 95 W. Deloney ■ 733-8877 Wild Exposures Gallery - Photography 60 E. Broadway ■ 739-1777 Wild Hands – Art for Living 70 S. Glenwood / 265 W. Pearl ■ 733-4619 36 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily by Ben Cannon In what has become an annual event for local artists, DJs and hipsters, Full Circle Frameworks organized another “Work in Progress” art happening on Friday night at the shop and furniture workshop adjacent to it. In years past, artists have worked on individual canvases that were combined into a larger piece. This year, frame shop owner and event organizer Rocky “Vert-One” Vertone offered the artists a different medium: clothing and apparel. Early in the evening, six artists invited to transform ball caps, shirts and offwhite Vans slip-on shoes went to work, using spray paint and paint pens to transform the cloths into lofty art or at least some smart duds. Benjy Pierson, better known by his DJ moniker “Ruckus,” wrapped an intricate drawing around a pair of shoes, free-handing an industrial design where sporadic green spray paint had not already fallen. At another table, clear of the empty cans of Red Bull slammed earlier in the evening, a group of four or so guys – among the youngest faces at the party – set to work printing T-shirts and shoes. The loose collective, which calls itself Anomaly, created some of the most interesting, or at least more desired, work of the evening. “I don’t know what exactly we’re influ- ANDREW WYATT www.planetjh.com Artwork still in progress at Full Circle Frameworks Young artists show their colors at Full Circle’s annual event. enced by,” said Mark Dunstan, an Anomaly collaborator soon returning to college. “I guess it goes along with the whole indie scene, the whole indie rock scene. We’re just trying to do it all on our own.” Vertone put up his own money to provide most of the materials and some refreshments, including a keg that floated around 11 p.m. The idea initially was to auction off all the apparel, but a long, occasionally chaotic evening meant artists and a few stylish patrons took most of the work home, stepping out with designs evoking images of chic modern interconnectivity and the fragmented fashions of hip hop, punk, and independent rock. “The idea of doing live art is especially cool,” Vertone said Saturday at his shop. “A lot of these younger people don’t usually show at galleries or anything, and I give them mad props for coming out for this show. It’s tough.” NOW OFFERING GREENWAY CARPET CLEANING 100% SUSTAINABLE GREEN SEAL APPROVED! Call today for a FREE IN-HOUSE ESTIMATE 734-7678 An upscale optical boutique specializing in uncommon, exclusive, of-the-moment eyewear and sunwear. THE BENT LENS 307.734.8289 945 West Broadway (In the Hillside Building) Monday-Friday 9am - 5pm www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 37 REVIEWS Excellence not enough for music fest success by Mary Ann Feldman The Grand Teton Music Festival outdid its venerable self on at least two weekends of its summer 2007 season. Possibly the most compelling performances of any American festival venue resonated from the slopes of Rendezvous Mountain in Teton Village when GTMF Music Director Donald Runnicles led three performances of Carl Orff’s “Carmina Burana,” in collaboration with the San Francisco Festival Chorale and Boys Chorus, on July 20-22. Doors were open free of charge to the public for Sunday’s matinee, signalling several new ways in which the festival is connecting with the local public. All were welcome, and they came in droves. I stood at the top of the stairs by a papa with three kids, roughly ages 2, 4 and 6, from whom nary a whine nor cry could be heard for the entire magical hour. Surely lives were changed that day. Above all, the Festival forged yet another connection to the people of Teton Valley. But the free matinee was planned only because tickets had not sold. Nearly every festival in America schedules matinee performances. Surely if you would lure the tourist crowd – like those who might drive down from Colter Bay or Jackson Lake Lodge – you must offer an afternoon event. Alas, few Yellowstone and Teton travelers ever learn about the Festival before they come here, and they do not find it in National Park literature when they arrive. Toward the end of the season, on Aug. 17-18, Runnicles led another blockbuster pair: “An Evening at the Opera,” an all-Wagner program that showcased the 90-member orchestra with reigning soprano Christine Brewer, the likes of whose voice has never been heard in Wyoming before. On the previous night, Runnicles had collaborated with Brewer at the keyboard in an intimate “Spotlight Concert” of art songs. At both events patches of empty seats left plenty of elbow room for Walk Hall patrons. The marketing challenge here is horrific – almost as if this glorious festival were a secret south of Moose Junction. Quite simply, excellence is no longer enough for great music in America, where the classics are increasingly marginalized, and the fornicating backbeat that has only picked up in tempo since Elvis put on his blue suede shoes in 1955 continues to reign. As a multi-million dollar study by the Knight Foundation concluded, not until every child in America has hands-on musical experience – playing an instrument or singing in a chorus – will this nation find the audiences it deserves. The Grand Teton Music Festival is the poster child for this problem. Tourists come to the Rocky Mountains in great numbers, but music is not usually on their radar screen. Worse for the illustrious GTMF – which regularly delivers world-class events and now has a charismatic leader who connects with the territory (riding his mountain bike to rehearsal) – it is largely unknown to those 26,000 or so visitors from around the world who pass through our parks’ gates each week during the peak of the summer. On solitary treks throughout Grand Teton National Park, as well as on my regular stops in this most musical town of Jackson (find me at the Stagecoach on Sundays, the Hoot on Mondays, and the Festival Hall the other nights of the week), I have encountered hundreds of tourists from all over, and not one in 50 knows about our festival – not even a 30-ish Japanese couple who attend Tokyo Philharmonic concerts. Before long, China, too, will be importing artists in big numbers – Van Cliburn sound-alikes of highest virtuosity. We need audiences to match the level of our world artists, and music education can do this. In the meantime, Jackson Hole is poised to be the Salzburg of America. Here the mountains are more majestic, the people friendlier, and the romantic lore of the West compensates for the lack of composer birthplaces. Live music, paired with the great outdoors, is a surefire antidote to terrorism and cyberspace overkill. Mary Ann Feldman, a Minneapolis-based writer and commentator on music, is a world mountain-trekker and music festival participant who occasionally writes program notes and delivers pre-concert talks for the Grand Teton Music Festival. Buddy Guy struts stuff for appreciative JH crowd “I can play so funky, you can smell it,” Buddy Guy said during his Monday night performance at the Center for the Arts Theater. When I’m 71, I hope I’m as energetic and healthy looking as Guy, and, better yet, hope I can stink up a room with an electric guitar. Guy’s commanding stage show was pure entertainment and brought the audience to their feet several times during the night. He’s still a master of the guitar and continues to handle the six-string with plenty of flare, playing behind his back, with a drumstick, and yes, with the volume cranked. And though his guitar attack was loud and righteous (I hope you had earplugs), at times it was a whisper. He was in total control of his band’s dynamics, making his sharp solos even more commanding. Buddy is a walking historian of the blues and paid tribute to many of his peers – Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker, Junior Wells, Clapton. “I know you don’t hear this kind of blues on the radio,” he told the crowd. “This is how Muddy would do it —” The fieriest guitar work came during Willie Dixon’s “Hoochie Coochie Man.” Buddy and fellow guitarist Ric Hall each took extended solos and then came together on center stage for some inspired ax dueling. Also enjoyable was a stripped-down version of Otis Redding’s “Dreams,” on which Guy showed his softer side. But the highlights had to be his visits into the crowd. He had a few participants strum his guitar while he fretted a lick, and at one point, as he is famous for, he spent at least 10 minutes walking amongst the sold-out theater, delighting concertgoers with a taste of what its like to be inches from a blues legend. It may be that Buddy always has this good of a time, but I’d like to think playing Jackson Hole for the first time was special for him. It’s easy to understand why he still spends a good deal of time on the road: He lives for it. For this bluesman, feeling the blues is all about feeling good. — Aaron Davis BULL MOOSE SALOON LIVE MUSIC Wednesday thru Sunday MICK HOLIDAY: Thur. & Fri. LARRY MCKENZIE: Wed. & Sat. •SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2• END OF SUMMER BLOWOUT PARTY WITH: No Quarter - Led Zeppelin Show This is the #1 Zeppelin Tribute Band 3 Hour Show - NO COVER CHARGE! End of Summer Party Showtime 9pm Internet Jukebox • 5 Pool Tables Great Game Room • Bar • Restaurant Liquor Store • Motel 1-877-498-7993 ALPINE, WYOMING Knotty Pine Wednesday Sept 5 That 1 Guy “The Man with the magic Pipe is back” $8 Thursday’s 10pm Open Mic Night Great BBQ! Come Early & Enjoy Dinner on the Porch! 208-787-2866 58 S. Main Street, Victor, Idaho 38 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily Elizabeth Kingwill, MA/LPC • Licensed Professional Counselor • Medical Hypnotherapist & Hypnotherapy Vitality Sports Medicine Practicing in Jackson since 1980 733-5680 www.planetjh.com 2nd Annual UROLOGY AD CONTEST Help Dr. Finkelstein come up with a catchy, informative ad. Make it FUN with a GOOD MESSAGE. (but keep it G-rated) THE PRIZE WILL BE A FREE CONSULTATION OR DINNER FOR TWO Please submit your copy ideas to art@planetjh.com by the Sept. 14, 2007 deadline. SUBURBAN UROLOGY NETWORK 5 5 7 E . B R OA D WAY • 3 0 7 - 7 3 4 - 1 5 2 5 LISA FINKELSTEIN DO, FACOS BOARD CERTIFIED UROLOGIST ONE TO ONE WELLNESS INC., 8 Week Weight Loss Program Join Mimi Wry, Nutritional Consultant of One to One Wellness, Inc. in an 8-week program to lose weight and keep it off! Includes: - FAT-BURNING ZONE TEST (VO2) - 1 RESTING METABOLIC RATE TEST (RMR) - ONLINE CUSTOMIZED 8 WEEK MEAN PLAN - 3 PRIVATE NUTRITION CONSULTS WITH MIMI WRY PRICE: $ 575 For an additional cost, Dr. Mark Menolascino, MD, MS, ABHM is available for in-house medical consultations and to review your work panel to optimize program. Consult our websiteblood www.121wellness.com or callyour 734.2808 for more information (307) 734-2808 l 121wellness.com l LIVINGWELL Teresa Griswold Confidential Counseling 148 S. Redmond Combining vitality with sports is essential. Adding science to the equation helps you achieve peak performance. And when you introduce Naomi Sklar, M.D. to your sports regimen, you get a refreshing and invigorating perspective, guiding you toward better health and healing. Sklar, who has been in practice for six years, brings a caring, engaging, modern approach to orthopedics and sports medicine – without surgery. In May, she moved her sports medicine practice from the San Francisco Bay Area to open Vitality Sports Medicine in Driggs, Idaho, and Wilson, Wyo. Like many of us, she loves the beauty of this area, but what sold her on this place was the people. “There’s a different level of friendliness and acceptance that I’ve never experienced before in my life,” she said. “I love it, and I am having a great time here.” Having completed a three-year residency in family practice then continuing on to com- Naomi Sklar, M.D. plete a one-year fellowship in sports medicine, all at Stanford, Sklar has a balanced view of sports medicine and overall health and wellness. As a sports medicine doctor, Sklar deals with musculoskeletal health, but she does not do surgery. What she does best is diagnose what’s going on, then give you all of the possible treatment options, which may include seeing a surgeon for a second opinion. But 80 to 90 percent of referrals to an orthopedic office are nonoperative, she said. Sklar subscribes to a conservative approach in treating injuries. And that’s the opinion she brings to Vitality Sports Medicine. Sklar is able to decipher what’s truly emergent and what can wait. “A surgeon knows that performing surgery can sometimes fix your prob- lem,” she said. “My perspective is that sometimes not having surgery is a safe option, too.” Soft tissue and bone have very good blood flow and often heal on their own. “If you let the body settle down and rest, nine times out of 10 it’s going to heal itself,” said Sklar. Her goal is to make the right diagnosis and put together a treatment plan that makes sense to the patient. “Surgery is almost never necessary, with exceptions,” said Sklar. “With some injuries, you definitely need to have them fixed right away, but with soft tissue injuries – ligaments, tendons, muscles – many of those are not emergent and some can heal themselves. We say to our patient, truthfully, you need this fixed and you don’t need this fixed.” Going beyond treating musculoskeletal injuries, Sklar helps counsel people about managing chronic disease and athletic life. She said it’s a fun piece of her job. “If you’re born with a disease, it doesn’t mean that you can’t do sports,” she said. She also does performance testing and designs individual exercise programs that work. She measures heart rate, lactic acid and other vital statistics during exercise and then maps out a personalized training program that allows for maximum fat burning and optimal performance. The next time you experience acute or chronic musculo-skeletal pain – back, shoulder, knee, ankle, foot – or want to improve your sports performance, or need a second opinion before undergoing surgery, set up an appointment with Sklar. She is available at Teton Valley Hospital in Driggs and at West Bank Medical Center in Wilson. Call 733-5676 to make an appointment in Wilson or (208) 354-2302 at Teton Valley Hospital. www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 39 From the Tetons, for the Tetons... Giving back for the future. Thank You Jackson Hole! 1% for the Tetons Awards Its First Ever Grants On August 23rd, 1% for the Tetons awarded $100,806 to 10 different grant applicants. Eight grants were awarded for projects in Teton County, Wyoming, and two were awarded for projects in Teton County, Idaho. Grant Recipients American Alpine Club • $10,000 Project Title: Human Waste Management in Alpine and Sub-Alpine Regions of GTNP Project Description: Construct information signs and provide free waste bags WRUHGXFHKXPDQZDVWHLQWKH7HWRQV· alpine & sub-alpine regions Teton County Library • $20,000 Project Title: Teton County Library Solar Project (Year Two) Project Description: Help fund solar photovoltaic panels on roof of Teton County library JH Wildlife Film Festival #1: ELL • $3,000 Teton Valley Community Recycling • $5,000 Project Title: ELL/Environmental Education Collaborative Planning Grant Project Title: Public Advocates on Waste Management Project Description: Teach English to Latino residents through environmental education Project Description: Assess solid waste VWUHDPLQ7HWRQ&RXQW\,'WRDOORZIRU design of environmentally-sound solid waste disposal programs JH Wildlife Film Festival #2: BioBlitz • $10,000 Teton Valley Trails & Pathways • $1,000 Project Title: 24 Hour Community BioBlitz with E.O. Wilson Project Title: Pathways Mapping Project for Teton Valley Project Description: 24 hour survey of the Jackson Hole area to inventory as PDQ\RIWKHQDWLYHӿRUDIDXQDDQGIXQJL as possible Project Description: Map existing and proposed trail corridors within 7HWRQ9DOOH\,'SOXV$OWD*UDQG 7DUJKHH7HWRQLD)HOWDQG$VKWRQ Snake River Fund • $7,700 Project Title: Stop Aquatic Hitchhikers! Project Description: Buy three power washers for boat launch sites to allow ERDWHUVWRSURSK\ODFWLFDOO\VSUD\Rӽ invasive aquatic nuisance species Western WY Resource Conservation & Development • $33,106 Project Title:)RRG3DSHUERDUG&RPSRVW Pilot Project Project Description: One year pilot project to test feasibility of community-wide food composting program for restaurants and grocers 203 Technologies LLC Alpine House Anne & Pete Sibley Ariel & Company Avalon7 Base Camp Communications BookTrackers Bruce Hayse, MD Charney Architects Cloudveil Mountain Works Cony Corporation Creative Energies Dan Visosky Davies-Reid Van Vleck House • $1,000 Project Title: Van Vleck Greenhouse Project Project Description: Buy and install a JUHHQKRXVHDWWKH9DQ9OHFN+RXVH·V S. Cache St. facility WY Game & Fish Grant • $10,000 Project Title: Pronghorn Antelope Migration 6LJQDJH(GXFDWLRQDQG$ZDUHQHVV Project Description:,GHQWLI\ZLWKLQWHUSUHWLYHVLJQVDQGIHQFHFURVVLQJPDUNHUVWKH Teton County WY portion of the pronghorn migration corridor to Sublette County JOIN US - 1% for the John Tetons Members Love Drew Canada GaperGuide Glenn Vitucci Healing Touch Illuminati Images of Nature Inspiring Spaces Jackson Hole Llamas Jackson Hole Ski Atlas Jackson Hole Wildlife Film Festival Jackson Trading Co. Jackson Whole Grocer Jean Ferguson, LPC JH Outfitters kpcomm LOV Inc. m.e.t. solutions Mark Fisher Photography Mimi Hair & Body Care Moose Be Christmas Mountain Khakis Nuts & Bolts, Inc. OK Rentals & Real Estate Out of Thin Air Pathfinder Services Pearl St. Bagels Planet Jackson Hole for more information: (307) 733-8687 • OnePercentTetons.org Ranck & Schwartz Red Velvet Swing Sapient Capital LLC Sarah Sturges Body Work Solitude Construction Stephen Koch Summit Management Consulting Teton Power Tom Hedges True Nature Consulting Vertical Media Walsh Mediation Western Fisherman’s Press 40 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily The valley’s finest selection of wine, spirits, gourmet cheeses and microbrews. Enhancing Los Angeles Times Sunday Crossword Puzzle Edited by Rich Norris and Joyce Nichols Lewis • September 2 “JOB TRANSFERS” by ROBERT A. DOLL ANSWERS ON PAGE 45 all of life’s pleasures with quality. 739-WINE • Home of Koshu Wine Bar Open 10am - 10pm • Seven days a week • 200 W. Broadway • Jackson, WY JANRIC CLASSIC SUDOKU © 2007 Janric Enterprises Dist. by Creators Syndicate Inc. R 8/29/07 Rating: GOLD Fill in the blank cells using numbers 1 to 9. Each number can appear only once in each row, column, and 3x3 block. Use logic and process of elimination to solve the puzzle. The difficulty level ranges from Bronze (easiest) to Silver to Gold (hardest). Answers on page 45. ACROSS 1 Needing defrosting 7 Health bar? 14 Makes an oath? 20 Untapered cigar 21 Like some jugs 22 Sneeze cause 23 Medieval security guy? 25 Fancy fur 26 Urges 27 Mega- squared 28 Math teacher? 30 Junior’s junior 31 Archie of comics, e.g. 34 “Eye of __ ...”: “Macbeth” 35 Inn patron’s companion? 41 Mack of “The Original Amateur Hour” 43 Anaheim team 44 Oxycodone et al. 47 “The Shining” graffiti 52 Former model Gabrielle 53 Singer with the Belmonts 54 Ewes are there 56 Grand, for one 57 __ Domini 58 City on the Rhine 59 Pickpocket? 62 Beavers’ forte 64 Mideast sultanate 65 Most leisurely 66 Out-of-control group 67 Coastal African country 70 Henpeck 71 Cassio was one of his lieutenants 75 Lab warning 76 Qualifying bouts, for short 80 Child therapist? 82 Regrettably 83 Thai currency 85 Cooks with fat 86 “__! We Have No Bananas”: 1920s hit 87 Stain 88 Blast from the past 89 Rest of the afternoon 91 Trompe l’oeil genre 94 “Sleep that knits up the ravell’d ___ of care”: Shakespeare 95 Nikon F, e.g., briefly 97 Agricultural guarantor? 99 103 106 107 109 111 115 116 121 122 123 124 125 126 One of the Baldwins Hazy hazard __ de deux Post office hunk? Slightly cracked Stuffing spice One at a Delhi counter, say Hardware aficionado? They may be picked up Completely surrounding Enchant Attachment word Quiz takers Evil spirits 45 46 48 49 50 51 53 55 58 59 60 61 63 64 68 DOWN 69 1 Like slime 71 2 Scoop holder 72 3 Gray of “Silver Spoons” 73 4 Follows 74 5 The Wildcats of the America East 77 Conf. 78 6 Burgers-to-be 79 7 Reverse, e.g. 81 8 Pro __ 82 9 Highway bypass, usually 84 10 Highest degree 87 11 Electrical unit 88 12 Chow line? 90 13 “You Can’t Get a Man With a 92 Gun” singer 93 14 Pedal-to-the-metal type 94 15 Computer concern 96 16 Heifetz contemporary 98 17 Describing the proverbial two 99 peas 100 18 Extend, in a way 101 19 Dik Browne dog 102 24 Stream dam 104 29 Crooner Cole 105 30 Neutral state? 108 31 Parade spoiler 109 32 Swing __ 110 33 Banned insecticide 111 35 Vamp Theda 112 36 Without letup 113 37 Lunar probe launcher 114 38 Advocates 117 39 Exits 118 40 “Once __ a midnight ...” 119 42 Sworn statement 120 Nicholas Gage memoir “Beyond the __”: Darin hit Lighter-than-air craft Autumn tool Arles articles Political commentator Kondracke Family head Pub potable Holy __ Ache Sing under pressure? Lets up Harasses “A Jug of Wine ...” poet Not just rotund Poise Symbols of wisdom Bangkok tongue Take on __ 10: 109-Down medication Squealer Palindrome within a palindrome Hindu deity __ se It adjoins the altar Typical first date Fancy hat fabric Part of REO Soriano of the Cubs Attorney’s org. Data-sharing syst. Like bad traffic Divining tool October’s gemstone Mennonite group Tour de France legend Armstrong Where to get down “Crazy” singer Suggest Point a finger at Fictional agent Helm Not especially good spots Quickly writes (down) Flimflam Sphere starter Mob enforcer Slips up “CSI: Miami” network Tool __ “You follow?” Shreveport-to-Birmingham dir. www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 41 ¡ASKAMEXICAN! Dear Mexican: Do you agree with immigration rights activists calling Elvira Arellano, who is an illegal immigrant AND a criminal I might add, the “Mexican Rosa Parks”? The very idea that these people refer to her as such is deeply disturbing. Rosa Parks was a legal resident of this country, and took a stand against the injustices against African-Americans AND, by extension, all other minorities in this country. I can’t imagine what goes through the minds of some of these people, when they made ludicrous statements comparing Arellano to Parks. I have a problem with illegal immigrants, period! I don’t care where they come from on this planet: Illegal IS illegal. Swing Low, Sweet Migra Dear Gabacha: You’re right: How dare yaktivists compare Elvira Arellano (an recently deported illegal Mexican immigrant who earned national attention this year by seeking sanctuary in a Chicago church) to Rosa Parks! Besides, everyone knows the better historical counterpart is Jesus. Think about it: Like Jesús, Arellano was a brown-skinned alien who sparked equal parts rage and praise while promoting their movement. Both lived in defiance of authorities who obsessed over laws that ignored the Segundo Gustavo Arellano Coming. Arellano and the Nazarene knew their ultimate martyrdom yet met grim destiny with serenity, asking followers not to react angrily but rather to allow God’s will. I already hear the gnashing teeth of Know Nothings – but what about the fake Social Security number? The breaking of federal law? The fact that ILLEGAL IS ILLEGAL? – but let the record show that no matter how you spin it, Arellano’s tale is biblical in its intentions, and she sure as hell ain’t Jezebel. Only time will tell if Arellano’s efforts will convert the Pharisees or cause the exile of her people to Babylon – err, Mexico. Got a spicy question about Mexicans? Ask the Mexican at garellano@ocweekly.com. Those of you who do submit questions: they will be edited for clarity, cabrones. And include a hilarious pseudonym, por favor, or we’ll make one up for you! a September to remember 3 contemporary plays in 3 weeks! Dinner &Theatre make a fine pairing - Call Jackson Whole Grocer, 7330450 - Order a 3 course Act I Picnic or dine slope side at Teton Village before the Show. Enjoy a complimentary glass of wine at the elegant Snake River Lodge & Spa with the show of your theatre ticket before or after the Show. Teton Village In the newly renovated Walk Festival Hall 733-4900 www.offsquare.org Tickets on Sale Now! Supported in part by Wyoming Arts Council, Wyoming State Legislature, National Endowment for the Arts & The Community Foundation of Jackson Hole 42 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily Take away a women’s right to choose and she’s left to take matters into her own hands. Please support keeping abortion safe and legal. It’s pro-choice or no-choice. PRO-CHOICE Paid for by the KCR Coalition for Pro-Choice • Kristyne Crane Rupert www.naral.org www.protectchoice.org • (888)253-CHOICE WINDSHIELDS UP TO $100.00 CASH BACK * Some restrictions may apply. InterMountain Auto Glass Professional Auto Glass Installation Factory Quality Parts • Certified Technicians FREE MOBILE SERVICE We work with all insurance companies CALL 733-3282 ADVICEGODDESS Amy Alkon Deploy Meets Girl I’m a sergeant in the 82nd Airborne, serving in Iraq. My wife of a year, whom I love and adore, has recently begun telling me she’s lonely. It’s understandable, as I’m on month 12 of this tour, which has just been extended. Last week, she confessed she’s become “attracted” to another man. She says she still loves me and wants to be with me, but if she were alone with him and he made moves, she doesn’t know how she’d respond. I’m confused. Can you love someone and become attracted to someone else? — Heartbroken in Tikrit It’s rough back there in the suburbs. I can just see your wife, gingerly making her way across the parking lot, crouching low and ducking behind cars in case there are Iraqi snipers behind the Rite Aid sign. Who knows what perils lurk on her way home – an I.E.D. on Elm Street, or maybe a poorly marked speed bump to send her latte flying? Oh, the horror ... the horror ... (You ever try to get coffee stains out of white pants?) We’ve all got issues. The thing is, it’s not like you’re taking inventory up the road at World ’O Widgets, where distracting you from your work could cause you to suffer a nasty paper cut. Yet, here she is, going all confessional on you like you’re hashing this out over coffee at Applebee’s: “Sweetie … I should tell you, I’m tempted to have sex with somebody else, and I guess there’s nothing you can do from thousands of miles away … but, whaddya think?” What are you supposed to say? “Gee, thanks, honey, really appreciate your keeping me in the loop.” Making this even harder for you is your belief that love should be a cure for attraction – that when somebody loves you enough to say “I do,” they won’t start thinking, “I’d sure love to do him, too.” The truth is, somewhere in each of us there’s a list – “Things That Make Us Go ‘Hubba hubba’” – formed largely by genes, and also by life experience. And, sorry, there’s no editing this list or sending in an announcement: “Ahem, we’re married now.” But, don’t despair. According to economist Robert H. Frank, author of “Passions Within Reason,” love may be just the weapon to ward off infidelity. There’s a human tendency to go for small, immediate rewards – an affair, for example – over bigger, more distant ones. But, Frank points out, feelings of love for a romantic partner can function as an immediate reward, and if they’re felt strongly enough, can negate the pull of the (more conveniently located) competition. As much as this must feel like being away at camp and getting a letter informing you that your parents are splitsville (“But, have a great summer, kiddo!”), you can’t mope your wife into keeping her legs crossed. Your best defense is weapons-grade mush: Tell her you love her, tell her why you love her, tell her why you married her, and keep telling her. And keep her talking about her love for you. In case there is slippage, consider whether you agree with the idea that without sexual fidelity you have nothing, or whether you see value in trying to forgive her and rebuild. Ultimately, as frustrating as it is that you can’t be there now to protect her from an ambush on Elm (or a bush on Elm blocking the stop sign), you’ve got to keep your focus on bringing yourself and your buddies back alive – not playing Oprah from the foxhole. Write Amy Alkon, 171 Pier Ave, No. 280, Santa Monica, CA 90405, or e-mail AdviceAmy@aol.com or visit her Web site at www.advicegoddess.com. © 2007 AMY ALKON DIST. BY CREATORS SYNDICATE, INC. Got an event? Upload your own at www.planetjh.com. www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 43 Week of August 29 © 2007 Rob Brezsny freewillastrology@comcast.net ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Here’s how you can tell if you have a bad psychotherapist or counselor,” says my friend Laura. “She or he buys into all your BS, never questions your delusions, and builds your self-esteem even if that makes you into an a**hole.” I agree with Laura’s assessment, which is why I’m going to spend our short time together today calling you on your BS, prodding you to get introspective about your delusions, and not pumping up the parts of your ego that really should be melted down. Next week maybe we’ll get back to gazing adoringly into each other’s eyes, but right now you’ll benefit from some tough love. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): This will be an excellent time to read five books simultaneously, snack constantly on delicacies while avoiding heavy meals, climb a tree with an adventurous friend and make careful yet wild love right there, refuse to practice any form of meditation that doesn’t involve laughing, buy ten cheap alarm clocks and smash them with a hammer out in the middle of a meadow, pretend to be a feral teenager who’s allergic to civilization, and throw invisible stones at any god, angel, or genie who won’t help you get the love you want. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): American poet William Stafford, winner of the National Book Award in 1963, wrote a poem every morning for 40 years. “I keep following the hidden river of my life,” he said. “And I don’t have any sense of its coming to a crescendo, or of its petering out either. It is just going steadily along.” I’d like to nominate Stafford to be your honorary role model, Gemini. Here’s your assignment: Every morning for the next 20 days, carry out a brief ritual (no more than a few minutes long) that feeds your lust for life and engenders a blessing for yourself or someone you care about. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Your assignment in the coming week is simple but tricky: Take devalued ideas or trivial objects or demeaning words, and transform them into things that are fun, interesting, or useful. Here are some precedents to inspire you: what the punk movement did when it made safety pins into earrings; what gays did when they mutated the insulting term “queer” into a word of power; what the resourceful TV hero MacGyver did when he put powdered make-up into a confetti cannon and shot it at evil CIA operatives, temporarily blinding them and allowing him to escape. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): It’s a perfect time to work more intensely on cultivating a healthy relationship between money and your soul. For inspiration, read this wise counsel, articulated by Margaret Young and quoted in Julia Cameron’s The Artist’s Way. “Many people attempt to live their lives backwards. They try to have more money in order to do more of what they want so they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, then do what you need to do, in order to have what you want.” VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “There have never in history been so many opportunities to do so many things that aren’t worth doing,” wrote novelist William Gaddis. That’s important for you to keep in mind during the coming weeks. You’ll receive a flood of invitations, but only some of them will be intimately related to the unique work you’re here on Earth to do. Those few may be so amazingly useful, though, that they could dramatically change your life for the better. Please say no to all the others so you can attend to the good stuff with your heart on fire and your mind as fluid as a mountain stream. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Have you ever heard of the First Law of Holes? It says that if you get in a hole, you should stop digging. Please obey that law in the coming week, Libra. Once you realize there’s no other place to go but down if you continue your course of action, nothing — not even your pride — should keep you committed to that course. Now here’s the Second Law of Holes: If you are able to scramble up out of the hole before it gets too deep, you should then spend some time filling it in so that you don’t fall into it if you come back that way later in the dark. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Most intelligent people realize that global warming is underway. This awakening is good, but I’m worried that it may be diverting attention from a more profound crisis: the Mass Extinction Event that’s killing off animal and plant species at a pace unmatched since the demise of the dinosaurs 65 million years ago. The possibility of there being future draughts, rising ocean levels, and crazy weather is daunting, but the more devastating fact is that Earth’s precious eco-diversity is dying now — not just from global warming, but also from pollution and a host of other mischief caused by humans. What does this have to do with your horoscope, I mean besides it being a call to expand your understanding of our planet’s environmental crisis? The scenario I’ve described is a metaphor for your personal life. What important issue might you be obsessing on in a way that blinds you to an even more all-encompassing issue? SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The largest rubber duck race in history took place last year on Ireland’s River Liffey, with 150,000 yellow vinyl contestants vying to cross the finish line first. It was a charity event to raise money for sick children. I mention this, Sagittarius, because if anyone could organize an adventure that would top that extravaganza, it would be you in your current state. You’re at the peak of your power to marshal the forces of playfulness in a holy cause. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Last November, Major League Baseball announced that New York Mets’ pitcher Guillermo Mota had tested positive for steroids and would therefore be suspended for 50 games at the beginning of the new season. A month later, the Mets signed Mota to a new, two-year $5 million contract, despite knowing that his recent accomplishments on the baseball field had almost certainly been inflated by the steroids’ boost. I foresee a comparable scenario unfolding in your life, Capricorn. You’ll be rewarded in the wake of a penalty or limitation that was imposed on you, and the gain will outstrip the loss. It may even be the case that the good thing coming your way will be related to or aided by the “bad” thing you did. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “I’m interested in the boundaries where things change into other things,” writes Orene, one of my MySpace friends. Those boundaries should be your primary hang-out in the coming weeks, Aquarius. They are where all the most interesting action will be, as well as the teachings you need most. Would you like some foreshadowing about what things will be changing into other things? Pay close attention to your dreams for clues, and muse on this list: goodbyes that morph into awakenings; banishments that become pilgrimages; adversaries who transform into allies; decay that alchemizes into splendor; and serpent energy that turns into spiritual fire. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): While snorkeling in the ocean off the coast of Hawaii’s Big Island, I had a conversation with a dolphin. She gave me clarity concerning a question I’ve been wondering about. I asked her, “What can Pisceans do to make sure their overflowing emotions don’t cause the kind of chaos that undermines their ability to get things done?” I swear the dolphin answered me telepathically, because even though I couldn’t understand the hubbub of shrieks and clicks she unleashed in response to my inquiry, my mind was suddenly filled with the following thoughts: Pisceans must love their oceanic emotions unconditionally . . . must see their endless inundation as a privilege and a blessing . . . must learn to surf the endless tidal wave not with a fearful sense of being a victim but with an exhilarated gratitude for the primal power of the adventure. Homework: Tell what you love or appreciate that no one else does. 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It is a message of hope to those who live with the burden of having to start over; that if we find faith in each other, in our relationships, then we will survive. This album drops on Aug. 28, but you can hear “Poor Man’s Paradise” on KMTN and many thanks to the Planet for sponsoring the 7th Annual Fish and Chips Open. – Jack Murray Your Mountain of Music! (307) 733-KMTN w w w. K M T N T H E M O U N TA I N . c o m 44 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily CLASSIFIEDS CLASSIFIED AD RATES Classified Line Ads: $14 per week for 25 words or less. $.25 for each additional word after 25 words. Classified Box Ads: $14/ column inch per week (logos/photos $5 each). • Rates are based on weekly insertions. • 10% discount off total bill for non-profit organizations. • PJH is not responsible or liable for any claim made by a classified ad in this paper. PJH is not responsible for errors made by a classified advertiser. 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Employers, reach a larger and more diverse audience Want more information: when your classified goes live online for free! Call us at The Curran-Seeley Foundation professional ~ confidential ~ experienced 307~733~3908 Box 3249, Jackson Hole, Wyoming 83001 (307) 732-0299 (307) 732-0996 Fax Email: sales@planetjh.com Download our ratesheet at WWW.PLANETJH.COM Hundreds of people download the paper each week and see YOUR AD ONLINE! Answers to this week’s Sudoku and Crossword puzzles 46 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily WORMHOLE Some weird facts about relativity Once upon a time, Moses pointed a finger at the children of Israel and told them to get their butts out of the land of Egypt and into the promised land. That the trip took 40 years had a lot to do with the fact that nobody brought a map and Moses wouldn’t ask for directions, but also to the fact that they were probably related to each other and didn’t want to go anyplace with each other. After all, who wants to be seen with a pack of relatives? SO uncool. Now that summer is ending and the visiting relative season is waning, I have to admit that it has been a long, hot annoying summer and I am crabbier than ususal, but at least I haven’t had to contend with that blot on summer fun known as the “family reunion.” I came from a family not known for reproduction, so I Local grandma don’t have many relatives. But I know of speaks out! families that have reunions that surpass the mafia wars when it comes to ferocity, name calling, back stabbing and just plain rotten behavior. There are families out there that make the Sopranos look like the Cleavers. The absolute masters of the reunion art form are the Fungoes in my hometown of Corn Cob, Iowa. Their reunions are world class and not a little scary. Francine Fungoe is the doyenne (French for “I have more money than you”) of the clan, and every few years she plans an unforgettable event. Their last reunion was entitled “A Fungoe Family Ho-Down.” At least that’s how they spelled it. I’m not sure what they meant because I wasn’t there. Francine thought that this year the family should return to its roots, which are in a part of Texas that is so far back in the boonies, even the Episcopalians are snake handlers. A return to their heritage required a tour of cultural events where they planned to meet up with their relatives. The first stop was at the celebrated “Red Neck Olympics.” This is a huge celebration. and the Fungoes could hardly wait to take part in the many athletic events. The signature event was the much anticipated mattress toss: A team of two stand about 15 feet from the back of a pickup and are given two chances to pitch a mattress into it. They are judged on time, form and placement of the mattress. The Fungoes figured that they had plenty of experience tossing furniture into the back of a truck before skipping town, but they turned out to be rank amateurs and didn’t even place. The next event was a timed attempt to rotate the tires on their house. It wasn’t even close, as Floyd Fungoe threw out his back and his partner, Otis, broke his thumb. Otis did win the ugly butt crack contest pants down. After that came the Daisy Duke contest – like Miss America only in very short shorts. Tiffany Fungoe thought she would be shoo-in, despite the fact that she had fat thighs and only shaved to her knees (a mistake). She lost to some skinny cousin who had scrawny thighs and a father on the judge’s panel. After a few disappointing days, the Fungoe band were getting cranky and wanted to go home. Francine decided a trip to an advertised “Freedom Fest” might lighten their spirits. So they bought tickets and got seats behind a group of nice church ladies. They listened to lots of nice Texas music, then, as a pungent cloud of greenish-grey smoke began to head their way it became apparent just what the “freedom” was all about. The Fungoes were about to feel sorry for the church ladies, whom they assumed were at the wrong event, when they sparked up their own fatties and enthusiastically puffed away. Church ladies must be different in Texas. As the green clouds began to form their own weather system, the family headed home wiser and sadder. When confronted with other specimens from the family gene pool, you can’t help but wonder: Who are these people? Where are Earth did they come from? How can we make sure we never see them again? But, maybe, just maybe, they feel the same way about you! I know: That’s ridiculous – it could never happen! FLIPSIDE Galloping Grandma War activists plan weekend march Sick and tired once and for all of East and West Coast “liberal hippie tree-huggers” dominating the rec paths and the letters to the editor pages, a group of dedicated supporters of the War in Iraq and the Bush administration are planning a rally 1-5 p.m. on Sunday at the Jackson Hole Mountain Resort. “Who the hell are these bleeding hearts to tell our vice president what to do,” said a frothing Matt Taxwell, one of war rally’s organizers. “We believe that this is no time to cut and run on our Commander in Chief and his team, that we need to support him by supporting this war and any other wars he may be contemplating. To even entertain thoughts of anything else is treasonous and should punishable by exile to Iraq or Mexico or Canada.” Taxwell said Sunday’s rally would be peaceful, “but if any of those [expletive deleted] reggae freaks at this Mountain Festival thing want to tango with us, we’ll come prepared to do some damage.” Scheduled activities during the rally include a public demonstration of participants’ Second Amendment rights, speeches by various local prominent conservatives (Taxwell is still rounding up volunteers), and a march on the Grand Teton National Park southern entrance gate with effigies of Hilary Clinton, Barak Obama and possibly various other prominent “lefty traitors,” Taxwell said. “I just can’t wait ’til the papier-mache fly,” he added. www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 47 Art Hazen Real Estate LLC “We are Wyoming” Locally Owned SCOREBOARD TETON VALLEY WEEK OF 08.19.07 TO 08.25.07 Total # of Sales: Week’s top sale: SF428 With the best Grand Teton views you can find, and great location, this 3 bedroom Skyline Ranch home is one you won’t want to miss! It has open living, dining, and kitchen areas, a rock fireplace, and a large family room. Adjacent to the Indian Springs open space and with views of the Snake River Valley to the South, it is a must see! $2,600,000 Contact: Penny Gaitan LL236 Great corner lot in Mountainside Village! .20 Acres on the corner of Old Cemetery Road and Village Way. Mountainside Village is located very close to the foothills of Teton pass and has great mountain views. It is close to hiking and mountain bike trails and is the closest neighborhood to Jackson. A short thirty minute drive over the pass to your dream homesite. $69,500 Contact: Andy Ripps RR324 Looking for that perfect DESTINATION RANCH PROPERTY? This is the one you have been waiting for. Buy this beautiful log home on 80 Acres in Dubois, Wyoming adjacent to Public Land with Long Creek running through the property today. $1,200,000 Contact: Michael Bills or Zachary Smith Residential Building Site Multi-Family Farm & Ranch Commercial 3 $1,750,000 Total # of Sales Average Sold Price 1 2 0 0 0 $490,000 $913,000 $0 $0 $0 Last 12 Months (8.25.06-8.24.07) Number of Sales Days on Market List Price Volume Sold Median List Price Sold Average List Price Sold 964 187 $253,995,798 $205,000 $260,481 12 Months - A Year Ago (8.25.05-8.24.06) TC145 Teton Village two bedroom condominium located in the Nez Perce Units. Completely remodeled with superb furniture package, bright new kitchen and baths, river rock fireplace, Sundance swim and tennis club membership just steps away, and on rental program with one of the few gold ratings. $930,000 Contact: Penny Gaitan LL237 Over 200 feet of Fox Creek flows through this 3 acre secluded lot offering solitude and privacy. Add to this mature aspens and conifers, an open site for your new home, as well as magnificent views of the Big Hole mountains. Located 5 miles from Victor, this parcel is not in a subdivision, and there are no restrictive CC&Rs. $395,000.00 Contact: Sarah Kerr TC170 Get ready for the ski season with this recently remodeled turnkey, second floor, southern mountain views, 2 bedroom, 2 bath Sleeping Indian unit in Teton Village. Only one available and currently on the short term rental program. $830,000 Contact: Penny Gaitan Art Hazen REALTOR OF THE WEEK Loretta is originally from Arkansas but has made Jackson Hole her home since 1966. She has been a licensed Realtor since 1972. Loretta has a depth of knowledge about property in Teton County and the surrounding areas and is prepared to assist new residents in learning about the community resources available to them and their families. 733.4339 or 800.227.3334 Fax 307.739.0766 745 172 $195,205,244 $195,000 $262,020 Current Inventory Active Listings 896 Listing Inventory Dollars $1,690,360,060 Average List Price $1,886,562 Average Days on Market 199 See outside back cover for Jackson Hole Scoreboard Loretta Scott SF429 A gem of a property sits on the crest of a ridge just south of Alpine. On a 3.55 acre parcel, a well built home with room for expansion snuggles into an aspen grove overlooking the valley. Covered with mature aspens, pines and firs, a second 3.73 acre parcel has lovely potential building sites. Deer visit daily; elk, moose, hummingbirds, raptors and eagles pass through often. $919,000 Contact: Mary Pat Walker Number of Sales Days on Market Lis Price Volume Sold Median List Price Sold Average List Price Sold www.jhrealestate.com *In the event the week’s Top Sale is erroneously reported it’s listed price is used. ** Some information above is derived from the Teton County MLS system and represents information as submitted by all Teton County MLS Members for Teton County, Wyoming and is deemed to be accurate but not guaranteed. Art Hazen Real Estate LLC advertising and promotional ads, products, and information are the sole property of Art Hazen Real Estate LLC and may NOT be reproduced, copied, and/or used in whole or part without the prior expressed written consent of Art Hazen Real Estate LLC. homes@arthazenrealestate.com 48 August 29 - Sept 4, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily Art Hazen Real Estate LLC “We are Wyoming” Locally Owned SCOREBOARD JACKSON HOLE WEEK OF 08.19.07 TO 08.25.07 Total # of Sales: Week’s top sale: LL223 By far one of the best lots located in Star Valley Ranches Golf Resort in Thayne, WY. A .75 of an acre with seasonal stream, mature trees, views and access to National Forest. $97,500 Contact: Penny Gaitan LL238 Great lot with mixed/commercial zoning that is only a mile and a half north of the Town of Thayne. Located next to the Deer Run Inn. With the new subdivision, River Bend Meadows, located directly behind this property, and the American Muscle Custom & Classics TV show being filmed across the street, the opportunities are unlimited. $345,000 Contact: Zoe Hughes SF424 Spectacular JHG&T setting - head-on views of the Grand Teton and Sleeping Indian. Original Bancroft home fully prepped for remodel. Being sold "as is where is." $1,450,000 Contact: Ed Minczeski Residential Building Site Multi-Family Farm & Ranch Commercial 8 $10,950,000 Total # of Sales Average Sold Price 3 5 0 0 0 $825,666 $1,251,000 $0 $0 $0 Last 12 Months (8.25.06-8.24.07) Number of Sales Days on Market List Price Volume Sold Median List Price Sold Average List Price Sold 705 137 $931,446,595 $795,000 $1,321,200 12 Months - Year Ago (8.25.05-8.24.06) LL232 Sweeping views of the Tetons and surrounding mountains. This 2.691 ace lot is located between Teton Pines and the Jackson Hole Mountain Resort. Conveniently located for fun! $1,600,000 Contact: Penny Gaitan SF427 Absolutely one of the best views in the Valley, this 3 bedroom log home overlooks the Grand Tetons, Elk Refuge, Glory Bowl and Cache Creek canyon. It is very private with .86 acre treed lot and access to national forest a few steps away. $1,695,000 Contact: Penny Gaitan LL234 This 240 acre parcel has magnificent views of the valley. This lot has been passed through the conceptual phase of application for a beautiful 24 lot subdivision. Water rights are included. There are mountain views and the lot sits close to Targhee Ski Resort. This property is co-listed with Pinnacle Real Estate Group. $15,000,000 Contact: Janine Hildebrandt FEATURED LISTING LL241 Close proximity to National Forest. Beautiful, full acre lot on Star Valley Ranch. Easy accessibility year round yet has a secluded feel. Flat building sites. $95,000 Contact: Chuck Johnston Number of Sales Days on Market List Price Volume Sold Median List Price Sold Average List Price Sold 753 146 $853,383,366 $728,600 $1,133,311 Current Inventory Active Listings 448 Listing Inventory Dollars $1,570,498,049 Average List Price $3,505,576 Average Days on Market 168 See inside back cover for Teton Valley Scoreboard Great location in the Town of Jackson with plenty of privacy, this 4 bedroom home has over 2,400 sq ft, all top of the line amenities, great decks and patio, beautiful mountain views and .31 acre treed lot. Also, it is a perfect location for those hikers, bikers, and skiers being located on Snow King Mountain. $1,200,000 Contact: Penny Gaitan *In the event the week’s Top Sale is erroneously reported it’s listed price is used. ** Some information above is derived from the Teton County MLS system and represents information as submitted by all Teton County MLS Members for Teton County, Wyoming and is deemed to be accurate but not guaranteed. Art Hazen Real Estate LLC advertising and promotional ads, products, and information are the sole property of Art Hazen Real Estate LLC and may NOT be reproduced, copied, and/or used in whole or part without the prior expressed written consent of Art Hazen Real Estate LLC. SF425 733.4339 or 800.227.3334 Fax 307.739.0766 www.jhrealestate.com homes@arthazenrealestate.com