04-01-1971 - Flyer News
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04-01-1971 - Flyer News
UNIVERSITY OF DAYTON FLYER NE STUDENT PUBLICATION VOL. XVII NO . 51 WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1, 1971 President uncovers p lot Fr. Rash overhears PFTS planning kidnap attempt Action approved as legitimate to improve council By BRE N DA STARR Siar Reporter UDPS foto by Tribley m. RASH relaxing after he found out about an attempt to kidnap him. Fr. Ralph Rash, UD president, yesterday uncovered a plot to kidnap him when he attended a Planning Council meeting for the Plan for the Seventies. As we walked into the meeting, UD gusher to serve as boom; altar transported to vestibule which is being hastily set up. Other reports indicate that UD is Plans for renovation of the going to not only sell the oil, but .,ei will be delayed and prob- that they have contracted a Texas !My changed, stated Bro. Joeseph firm to drill under all existing llervare, Business Manager, in a buildings, except the Arena, for inss conference today. According more of the rich and abundant oil. It Mervare this is due to the dis- If it is found, UD is rumored to fllrr'/ of a large dome of oil under consider switching over to nothing but a field engineering school, with aie altar. Reports are varied, and no one is a minor in geology offered. IUl'e how the oil was found. One ACTIVISTS PICKET mtent report is that one of the servers accidently made a Activists on campus are presresponse in Latin, and the oil suddenly gushed forth, cover ing ently picketing the sight, claiming everyone and everything in the the oil to be the " people's oil," and that everyone in the community dlapel should receive his share. Mervare stated that while the oil FIRST ANALYSIS could have been sealed off for a "We really do not know what to make of it," commented Mervare ·wt at first analysis, it seems to ti the richest United States strike By BEN QUICK FN Slaff Wr iter :I. u 0 a: G) > 0 J ..!. Ill .c .: IC Ill u .: Q) E ( Q) r. I- BLE FICE 30 11 slight expense, and the chapel and UD functions go on as normal, a decision was made to mine it for "a!tcr all, we n:.us~ realize what our priorities are." Adntiral blast s d ogs lly MAUL PARTIND FN Slaff Wr iter The United States Navy today seized the " Tin Shed" for the purpose of setting up an All-Nite Recruiting Center. At 5:00 am, two aircraft carriers, three battleships, five destroyers and a submarine sailed up College Park and surrounded the decrepiit. edifice. 1iabeinghandled by our business 11111ager." Variws rumors have sprung up lite the incident, and the now~uard-barricaded chapel 1the ~bject of constant specula- *PROJECT OUTERFACE . ................ ............ ,. ; Ill8Il." Navy seizes Tin Shed ml889." When asked to comment, Fr. Raymond Rash stated that "I was atci town at the time on a weekDI trip to Europe, so I do not lmlwwhat is happening. Further, Ith&, been reported that Project tlittrfai:e is developing a comllllity action course to give credit thJse working on the oil rig !.................. ... . ...... . ' , MEETING : : There will be a meeting : : :tdayfor all those interested. : : his in KU 431 at 10 : 00. he reportedly overheard a committee member saying that the plan was final and the kidnap would take place the next day. Fr. Rash said he was "very disturbed" about the plot and he intended to do something about it. He inquired as to the reasoning behind the plot. Although members of the Planning Council declined to answer him at the moment (pleading the 5th), they later disclosed their motives. "Fr. Rash is really a nice man, but I can't relate to him," explained one student committee member, who wished to remain unidentified. A faculty member, also wishing to remain anonymous, said that he always had a desire to kidnap someone - "anyone. I can't explain it, but when I was hired, I somehow knew Fr. Ra.-;.'; was l be AFTER THE OIL DISCOVERY - The chapel remains the same after the discovery of oil underneath the altar. Admiral Yessirree and 13,142 navy combatants declared the building to be the property of the United States Navy at 5:15, after a twelve-minute shelling. Admiral Yessirree stated, " We had hoped not to use violence, but the three students and five dogs were shouting and barking respectively, and the men panicked. " We were pleased," commented the admiral, " that we were able to cease firing in only twleve minutes because in the war games it took us a full half-hour. " Asked to comment on the reason for taking over the building , Admiral Yessirree stated, " Well, we had no place to go when they closed down the 24-hour ROTC bullding." " Why takeover such a useless building?" inquired a reporter. "It was just used as a hangout for some straights," said Admiral Yesslrree, "and we want to convert into a meaningful and real people's institution." Admiral Yes.<iirree ended his press conterence by inviting "all freaks and hippies to come in and rap." Following the admiral's press conference, reporters rushed to the office of the president of UD, Fr. Ralph Rush for a comment. Asked his opinion of this recent seizure of an University building, Rush stated, "I have no idea what happened as I haven't received a report from Br. Brewman." He continued, "It's nothing personal, but I have this tendency ... " The rest of the interview was censored by the editor of this publication. The chainnan of the Planning Council, Fr. Bareit, admitted that the Planning Council had nothing against Fr. Rash. "We somehow feel that this would benefit the University in the long run," said Bareit. "We are submitting ourselves to what seems to be the wishes of the students. "However, there was one minor reason for holding our President," Bareit continued. "We thought it would be appropriate if we held Rash as a ransom until the Plans for the Seventies' proposals were completely passed. " Then we had all intentions of releasing him,'' Fr. Bareit assured this FN reporter. Fr. Rash, although anno}k•aa mitted that this was a legitimate reason for his kidnapping. " Certainly, I feel a bit abused," he confided , " but PFTS is a worthwhile University project, and if they feel it could be more effective by kidnapping me, I would approve it." He added, " However, I still plan to do something . .. " With a sly smile on his face , Fr. Rash hinted that he might plan a kidnap plot himself- perhaps one of the Planning Council's members. Dulater joins Y AF, inspires new niotto: 'It's all just in fun' Young Americans for Fun called the FLYER NEWS last week and informed them of their most recently initiated member - Edd Dulater. Dulater, formerly a prominent UD leftist, explained his recent change of heart: "Suddenly I woke up to the fact of America and all that it stands fur has absolutely everything I could ask for in life. ''In fact, right after graduation,'' he continued, "I am signing up for the Army." Implying that he couldn't wait, Dulater said, "Wow and yipeeeee!" His recent membership into YAF shocked the University and especially the organization's president, Mike Dewarl Upon learning the facts, Dewart said, •'I feel that our new member will add credibility to Young Americans for Fun." With a smiling and clean shaven face, Dulater said, "I feel confident that I made the ·right' decision." Wednesday, April 1, 1971 THE UD FL YER NEWS Women's Lib Fill in the blanks: .. ......... ...... . ... ........ .. . ...... ...... .. . . . .. . ... . ..... . . .... .. . ... . ... . . . . . . .. .... . . ...... . . .. . ........... ..... .. .. . ............ .. . .. .. .... . ......... . . Dear editor: I am very much in favor of women's liberation, but this time I believe you've gone too far. Seriously, a woman editor was enough of a risk, but when you went and chose a woman for assistant editor, a nd another of the lesser sex for news editor, what's going on???? I mean, how can two chicks possibly even think of doing as good a job in putting out the FLYER NEWS as Tom Willing and Bradford Quirk???? And also while I'm still at the typewriter, have you no respect for anyone or anything? I'm specifically refer ring to those god-awful cartoons that have been appearing in the paper recently. Doesn't that cartoonist respect anyone? Who does he think he is - God or some- thing???? But I think that the "Flyer Liar" is finally on its last leg. Women editors, supreme cartoonist and no readers. I'm sure that you won't have the nerve to print this because you only print what you want to print, which is usually bullshit. Sincerely, John Haskamp (Eng-4) (Ed. Note : We're sorry you feel that way!) Thanks to DIG We were having a little party in Alumni Hall Saturday night. One of our brothers started to float around the room. Not sure what to do, we called DIG. Thank God they got him down before Big Ray and the boys found out. From now on, it's Ripple at our parties! The Boys from Alumni D' Arey visits Drug Center, DIGs being turned on patient .... .. ... . .. . ........ \ ... Disgust Needless to say, we of the FLYER NEWS editorial board feel that the recent kidnap attempt of Fr. Rash is disgusting. What kind of University are we running hef"e , we would like to ask?· It is utterly ridiculous that the Planning Council even thought that they could kidnap our beloved President. First of all , we feel certain that some left-wing factions EDITORIAL COMMENT on c a m p u s w o u I d have staged a counter attack on the Plann ing Council. Second, there is no way in the world that we as a major influential body at the University, would condone such an action. We ask the members of the Planning Council: What did you expect to accomplish by this action? We are totally ashamed. Agreement We would like to take this opportunity to support the recent take-over of the Tin Shed by the United States of America Navy Dept. Their purpose (recruiting) is certainly within the purposes of the University of Dayton. It was quite feasible of the Navy to consider the fact that the Tin Shed was, at the time , not being used for any constructive purpose. Their new and innovative idea to change the Shed into a place where "all freaks and hippies will come in and rap" is a fantastic idea. We hope to see all students - both straights and freaks - take the opportunity afforded to them by our United States Navy. Last Monday night Mike D' Arey (A&S-3) finally got some use of his Drug Information Group (DIG). According to Eilleen " LB" Russo (A&S-2), the volunteer on duty at the time, D' Arey wandered into DIG at about 1 am Tuesday morning and mumbled something about a party that he had just come from. Russo reported that most of the things that D' Arey said were completely senseless. She said that he acted in a very immoral manner towards her. TAKE IT! Ronald Irving (A&S-2), who accompanied D' Arey to the drug center, said that someone came up to D' Arey at about 11 pm Monday night and jokingly asked D'arcy to analyze a pill. D'arcy took the pill and after examining it for several minutes said " the best way to tell what it is is to take it." He then took the pill and washed it down with a half-fifth of Boones Fann apple wine. According to Irving, D'arcy then began to boast about his election as student body president. He talked about his plans to lead a march to the Courthouse to protest the stopping of parking on Stewart st. He also spoke of a possible take over of St. Mary's to voice dissent over the rising dorm costs. PROFESSIONAL HELP Irving them decided to try to get D'arcy to go up to DIG for some help. After much persuasion, Irving finally talked D'arcy into at least going up to see how things were going at the drug center. Russo decided that D'Arcy was in desperate need of some professional help and so decided to call the campus police to take him to the hospital. The hospital then administered 2000 mgs of thorazene and released him to Irving to take home. To the relief of everyone, D' Arey is now fully recovered and will be able to carry out his duties aa president. When contacted yesterday by FN, he was back to normal. When questioned about his future plans as president, he mumbled more senseless things and rusbed off to help talk down Irving in the drug center. Contest initiated t 'Name the Librar " The new library needs a name and we're depending on the student body to initiate one." The above announcement expounded from the second floor of St. Mary's, this morning after a meeting of the "National Leader of Library Science." " Our plan is to commence a 'Name The Library Contest'," exuberated Br. Ray Nakter, Lib. director. " Every student is encouraged to enter the competition." This sudden proclamation, according to Nakter, resulted from a comment by NLI..S president Br. Carl Katalogue, who, while on tour of the campus, spotted the august edifice and asked how the Marianists enjoyed their new high rise residence. UD library officials urge name submitters to be original in their selection. Nakter explained, " Jingles and slogans are out. Wha we're looking for is a simple celestial nomen." "Winner of the contest," vowed Fr. Ralph Rash, "will be awarded a three-year subscription to the 'Monday Morning Memo' and a leather bound, engraved edition of the UD student catalogue." When questioned on how to combat student apathy, Nakter stated, " Every student is expected to submit one entry before receiving their No. 2 cards to complete registration." p A pril 1, 1971 THE UD FL YER NEWS Comm Arts loses chairman Beerstein signed by NB talking and h<,Jd ng g n n mmY tournaments, but U1"Y W""r ID' probably a rnuj,,r ty, ar.o w 1 'I be " just the man for our humorous FN Slaff Wr it er joke, I mean, spoof." Geroge Beerstein, chairman of The spokesma n, who would not the Communications Arts dept., be identified, expressed hope that has recently been signed for a the series would be as long running series on NBC. The series, entitled as the " successful and stimulating " Connoisseur's View of Food, TV lectures." Horses and Other Important " We questioned several students Things,'' is scheduled to premiere about their reactions to the lecin the fall. tures before we made our deciAn NBC spokesman explained sion ,, the spokesman continued. that network representatives had "All the comments were highly viewed Beerstein's Speech 101 TV DURING CONGRESS MEETING - Congressmen, infamous for favorable . One long-haired fellow lectures, and decided that he would their action, are shown here hard at work during a meeting. responded to our questions, saying, 'Wow, what a trip !'" He was confident that the young man was referring to the lectures and not to the previous Saturday night. " Of course," he said, "we saw the students who were sleepin~. on-campus bar, The Pit, nightly. "The Hole" will feature live IY MAR LU P E A JACKET FN Slaff Wr iter The new bar will be called "The entertainment three times daily, In true competitive spirit, a Hole" and will be located in the from 7-9:30 am, 10:45-1 pm and 4group of UD students plan to open Kennedy Union cafeteria. 6:00 pm. A number of bands have ~ther on-campus bar on April 2. Termed "a veritable den of sin, been signed to perform regularly. ~y hope to attract the overflow smoke and spirits," "The Hole" " The Small Prune" and it students that crowd the present promises to be a unique hang-out. " Vitamin C" will play Tuesday nights, followed by " Wombat" and B y LOIS LAH• " The Naked Rind" on weekends. Fn Slell Wrller " The place will reek with music," impressive contributions to the UD IY MOLLY PI TCH ER FN Sl a ff Writer family of literature. He deserves promised the student group. 1beFLYERNEWS' most recent anything he gets after writing "The success of the P it has miumnist Jam Mimick has been those articles," said Pokenanny. prompted us to open up,'' Maria Devan, FLYER NEWS commented Hole manager Frank IJIIUlllted for the Pulitzer Prize in Joarna1lsm following evaluation of advisor, felt Mimick's accomplish- Zonkers. The decorations for the ment was just "glorious." Iii "Vietnam Visit" series. bar have not yet been decided, but The Pulitzer Award Committee Zonkers promises they will be When questioned after his -1lnation, Mimick replied, will meet Mimick in a face-to-face " dirty, gross and ugly." 'IIM>'s Pulitzer? - right or left?" confrontation at 1 pm over " The In addition to the bands, the new !&nick qualified his statement Roclt." Asked about the unusual bar will host numerous dinners. A ~repeated rhetoric, but added the location, Mimick quipped, " That stone is a true symbol of American meat loaf dinner, "All You Can 111¥1r was all his. Stand," will be served for $1.26 on The series of a rticles was youth's freedom and spirit to rebel. Sunday, April 4. The setting is appropriate for it meily submitted by Mimick's Students will be asked to pay a chum-buddy-a n d-p al Jake typifies a univer sally-accepted $.17 cover charge for admission. open PlkenannY who wished to claim no common ground for Those who wear their official l.'Ognition for the deed. "The comment. The students may speak "Hole"-y bikini underwear will be lfies was one of J am's more out in my behalf." admitted free, however. Zonkers is enthusiastic about th success of the new bar. " IC we can fill "The Hole" every night, w '11 be more than satisified." By ANN OF 1000 BIRDS attenti<Jn t,() turlent rr,..a r After all, th. TV I ·tur" v been used t<,r at !,.a t f,,ur or f horses." One of th stud whose r a<'Uon majority of d am very, uh, d tein will, uh, be York." Cafeteria converts to student b ar; gross-ou t planned at The H o le' 1 'Wooden Ships' to go Broadway rout Mimick achieves world fame Second Coming by popular demand JESUS CHRIST LLOYD RANSLE 00 t.r auguA tbt wll; Chauffeur Service Ride In the lap of luxury Call 229 -3333 SUPER STAR ,,..._____________________________________________ The POT Warmed-Over ·s paghetti From the K. U. Kitchens All You Can Eat 25c See It EASTER SUNDAY In Woodland Cemetery (S unrise Servic F R EE B R E A D AND W I N (BRING YOU R OWN DOGGIE BAG) Music Provid e d by . . . LEONARD BERNSTEIN Adm . In recognition of his leadership m the field of administration/ I cult D. F. LEEBLA T, I A md l PRIMA-F CIE AW R 30 p iece• of •l iv er ( w i th ppr pr I t t •fr w,,tJm,5tl,Jy, April 1, 1971 TH E UD FL Y ER N EWS Unde rground station WVUQ ..!!:.Pamps City beautifies sllllll, Fire Pl. extinguished By L is• r •ines F N Sl aff W rl l er and SUE KINGEY " Stereo with Brass" fans will have to change their dials or their taste in music next week when WVUD goes underground. "It's a step that Mr. Beserk and I have wanted to take for a long time," commented Steven C. Doughy, program director at WVUD. He continued, "Dayton needs an underground station. This 'Stereo with Brass' is a real drag." Doughy outlined some plans WVUD has. These include a show entitled, " The Dynamic Duo Dirty Disk Derby," featuring Ace Devastano and Sue Kingey; a. gourmet show called, " Kitchen Wizard," with Graham Wendell, and a bi-weekly "Know Your Campus Radicals" spot moderated by General Russell. "Brother Ray" Noch will host "Music of Poland" live from the JFK Bowling Alley. "Programming will be open to the innovative groups in acid rock," conunented Doughy. Music includes selections from the Mothers of Invention, John Mayall, Grand Funk and the Fuggs. Discussing this format, music director Gregory "God" Schettler noted that, "I really will be able to get into the new sound." Also commenting on the change was announcer "Mumble Mouth" Meagher who said, ''mumblemumblemumble ... " Particularly enthusiastic about the change is sports announcer Lou Giroo, the Flying Frenchman. Giroo has plans which include cover~ge of the Spanish-American frisbee tournament in the plaza. Coordinating the format will be anchorman Ben Quick. Quick, the former host of "One-way Radio, " will work with "Rock-Jock" Ron Matthews on the integration of bubble-gum music into the program. Receiving special attention in this area will be the Archies the 1910 Fruitgum Company and "Heavy" Bobby Sherman. ' Traffic director "Perfect Pete" Michaels will continue to pull records that don't fit the format. "Freaky Phil" Eckert will carry on with "Off Campus Today". Radical Steve Ups will keep on breaking format. The only announcer who has not been informed of the change is Bob "A.J." Lynch. Lynch, a rather elusive character, was last seen driving the "Blue Goose" towards University Hall. Last Tuesday yet another honor was bestowed on the UD community when Party Street and Fire Place were designated as the winning nominees of City Beautiful's project for fall '71. The Dayton chapter of the City Beautiful Council is one of more than a hundred such organizations across the nation. They are dedicated to beautifying our cities by trying to make slums and garbage heaps not so revolting. Other neighborhoods considered by the committee included Wolfe Street, East Fifth Street and the area surrounding the Dirty Deli. committee member , One interviewed by FN, related that it was an extremely difficult decision. The committee was not entirely convinced that Party Street and Fire Place had used enough creativity in their destruction of the environment. But members did agree that the strewing of beer bottles and other non-descript litter under every single bit of foliage was a huge success. A vote was called for and some worried it would end in a tie. The deciding vote was cast, however, by Beatrice Snodgrass, a resident of nearby Lowes Street. She claimed that even the roaches were getting irritated at the • ·.....--· •. ... '.. • '~.. ... ..· ........ --~-- -Ilk' i . .- .... ~ '\ ~ ., FOUND IN ALUMNI HALL - This unidentified thing was dis-covered after Saturday night's party. (See page 2, letter. ) '. . ~CBOX The StewarfSt. Contingent will sponsor a " Community Orgy" following finals on Friday, April 23. The orgy will be open to all " free-floating" freaks and will be held at the famous campus hangout, "Vinnie's Basement." A variety of refreshments and assorted entertainment will. be provided. Bring your own Wesson Oil. Continuing its tradition of bringing to Results will be tabulated by Concert the UD campus the finest in popular Director Right Rain,, and will serve as the basis for decisions in booking per- contemporary entertainment, Student situation and were threatening to migrate to Lowes. Miss Snodgrass hastened to add that she did not fear for herself, but for the dogs that the pound had not yet been able to collar. A spokesman from the National Committee of City Beautiful Projects, Freder ick Bailey, was on hand to comment that "Not since ' Resurrection City' ha ve we tackled such a challenging restoration." 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