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This year, the Oswegonian has covered a wide
variety of useful Web sites for college students.
Thanks to us, you've found places to go for MP3s,
research and job hunting. But what about humor
sites? Well luckily, we know of some sites worth
checking out. Sites that contain crude, disgusting
and potentially offensive humor. Read on!
I must say, www.doodybomb.com has got to be
the most disgusting site I have ever visited. Then
again, with a site dedicated to humor about solid
waste, what do you really expect? The site features
drawings and stories about "you know what" and
there is even a weekly song (for example, an instrumental "Brown Eyed Girl," get it?) The stories are
very offensive, crude and sick. The pictures are
gross, and overall, the site is very disgusting and
holds no artistic value whatsoever. But, if you don't
mind horribly mean, nasty jokes, or extreme grossout humor, then by all means check it out. Don't
forget, you've been warned.
Another out-of-control site is www.newgroundsxom. On this site you can watch the infamous FDA music videos and participate in other fun
activities as well. Click the Assassin link and play
games with missions to kill celebrities including the
Backstreet Boys, Bob Saget, Bill Gates and
Hanson. There's even Pokemon games, where the
new catch phrase is "Gotta Kill 'em All!" There are
also the Telebubbies, featuring teletubbies getting
into situations unsuitable for children and Pico,
another game featuring a little boy who just gets
into the most screwed up, gory situations imaginable. This is a very entertaining site, but those easily offended by crude, gross-out humor probably
won't like this site either.
One of the funniest sites I have ever seen would
have to be www.farts.com. With this site you can
hear a daily fart, read a daily fart joke and even
download a fart machine. The site holds a farting
contest, in which people send in their best farts,
including a title, the foods eaten before the fart and
a comment about it. The site also contains embarrassing fart stories and expert advice on improving
your farts. The site also offers cards with sound f/x,
the Live Fart Chat and even e-mail accounts!
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yet funny, Web sites like Twistedhumor.com.
Finally, there's www.twistedhumor.com. The
humor on this site ranges from extremely nasty to
harmless fun and everything is rated, so there^s
something on this site for just about anyone. The
site features a daily joke, picture, or program file
(audio/video clip), which can be received in your email daily by joining the free mailing list. If you
miss a day, there's no need to fret, because there is
an archive containing all the past jokes, pictures and
program files. Twistedhumor.com also interacts
with its browsers by offering them the opportunity
to submit a joke or file for possible publication and
asking for ratings on how funny each joke, picture,
or program is.
OK, the humor on these sites is disgusting, inappropriate and rude. If you have an open mind, or a
sick mind and are looking for a good laugh to help
you get through a long day, then check out these
sites and enjoy!
Cover bandjustjtfbsolute plays locally
bass guitar and sings back-ups
By Maggie Ramsay
and Joe Paoli plays the keyboard.
A&E Writer
Presently, Just Absolute perA bit of classical rock, a pinch
of jazz and a small amount of forms every Thursday at Old City
jamboree makes Just Absolute; a Hall and they occasionally play
at the Buckhout. They cover
new local student band.
Considering the band mem- songs from artists such as The
bers came from all different areas Doors, the Grateful Dead and the
and musical backgrounds, they Allman Brothers Band. **We like
mix together perfectly. Ian Boni to attract anyone who listens to
sings lead and also plays lead good music," Krumperman says.
Over the summer Just
guitar. Matt Cole plays drums,
Bill Krumperman plays back-up Absolute is going to keep on
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dates are scheduled. In the next
couple of months they hope to
have information on the Web at
wwwjustabsolute.com.
"They are good but they have a
lot more potential and that's what
keeps me coming back.~ said
freshman Jennifer Rohr. Having
just started out last semester. Just
Absolute has already created
quite a reputation for themselves.
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