April 2009 - Antigravity Magazine
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April 2009 - Antigravity Magazine
MASTERING THE MUSICAL ARTS WITH THE BLACKBELT BAND PHOTO BY MANTARAY PHOTOGRAPHY WHAT DO THESE LOUISIANA ARTISTS HAVE IN COMMON? Alex McMurray Amanda Shaw Anders Osborne Andy J. Forest Bad Off Beatinpath Benjy Davis Project Big Al Carson Big Blue Marble Big Daddy ‘O’ Big Sam’s Funky Nation Bionik Brown Bipolaroid Blair Bluerunners Bonerama Bruce Daigrepont CC Adcock Chef Menteur City Life Clive Wilson’s New Orleans Serenaders Coco Robicheaux Continental Drifters Cowboy Mouth Da U Boys David & Roselyn Derrick Freeman Dickie Landry Donald Harrison Dr. Michael White Earl King Egg Yolk Jubilee Fatter Than Albert Fiend Figs Fredy Omar con Su Banda Gal Holiday and the Honky Tonk Revue George Porter Jr. Hackberry Ramblers Henry Butler Irvin Mayfield J. Monque’D James Booker Jason Marsalis Jimi Clever Joe Krown Johnny Sketch and the Dirty Notes Jon Cleary Julio & Cesar Kermit Ruffins Kourtney Heart Leroy Jones Les Freres Michot Les Poissons Rouges Li’l Band of Gold Linnzi Zaorski Little Freddie King Los Hombres Calientes Los Po-Boy-Citos Lost Bayou Ramblers Marc Stone Margie Perez Metronome the City New Orleans Jazz Vipers New Orleans Moonshiners New Orleans Ragtime Orchestra Otra Ovi-G and the Froggies Panarama Jazz Band Papa Grows Funk Paul Sanchez Porter, Batiste & Stoltz Preservation Hall Jazz Band Quintron and Miss Pussycat Rebirth Brass Band Robert Walter Rockie Charles Rosie Ledet Rotary Downs Shamarr Allen Spencer Bohren Steve Riley & the Mamou Playboys Storyville Stompers Supagroup Susan Cowsill Terrance Simien Theresa Andersson Tim Laughlin Tin Men Tom McDermott Tondrae Treme Brass Band Truth Universal Vettes Vivaz Washboard Chaz Why are we Building such a Big Ship? Zachary Richard Zydepunks They’re all listed on the Jazz & Heritage Talent Exchange. Are you? www.Talent.JazzAndHeritage.org A free service of the New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Foundation Sync Up: The Jazz & Heritage Talent Exchange A conference for music business professionals April 24-25 and May 1-2 (9 a.m. to 12 p.m.) At the Jazz & Heritage Center (1225 N. Rampart St.) *Digital Impact and Bracing for the Future* *The International Festival Market* *Video Games: The New Record Labels?* *The Lost Art of Artist Development* Free admission, but advance registration is required. Register online at: www.jazzandheritage.org/syncup STAFF Spoon: One of AG’s Jazz Fest picks_page 19 PUBLISHER/EDITOR IN CHIEF: Leo McGovern leo@antigravitymagazine.com ASSOCIATE EDITOR: Dan Fox fox@antigravitymagazine.com CONTRIBUTING WRITERS: Erin Hall erinhall84@gmail.com Tamara Grayson ohmwardbound@hotmail.com Nancy Kang, M.D. nancy@antigravitymagazine.com Jacob Mazer jacob.mazer@gmail.com Dan Mitchell dmitchel@tulane.edu Mike Rodgers mike@antigravitymagazine.com Brett Schwaner brett@antigravitymagazine.com Brian Serpas brian@antigravitymagazine.com Colby Spath colbito@gmail.com Michael Patrick Welch michaelpatrickwelch@gmail.com Mallory Whitfield mallory@antigravitymagazine.com AD SALES: ads@antigravitymagazine.com 504-881-7508 Cover Photo by Chris George Spoon Photo by Autumn de Wilde We like stuff! Send it to: 4145 Iberville St. New Orleans, La. 70119 Have listings? Send them to: events@antigravity magazine.com ANTIGRAVITY is a publication of ANTIGRAVITY, INC. FEATURES: ANTI-News_page 6 COLUMNS: Some of the news that’s fit to print. White Colla Crimes dish advice. The Blackbelt Band_page 16 The Goods_page 13 Get some down home music. AG @ Jazz Fest_page 19 Some of the artists we like at the Fest ’09... Guidance Counseling_page 12 Pop with Popko! Photo Review_page 28 The month in photos. REVIEWS (pg. 20): Records, movies and more... EVENTS (pg. 23) April listings for the NOLA area... COMICS (pg. 26): Qomix, How To Be Happy, K Chronicles, Firesquito. RESOURCES: Homepage: www.antigravitymagazine.com INTRO MySpace: www.myspace.com/ antigravitymagazine 4_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative Y ou’ll just have to believe me when I say right now is a chaotic time in the AG household—as of press time we’re in the process of moving and all hasn’t gone to plan, so I’ll leave you with a few quick thoughts. Last month’s Alternative Media Expo was a great success, as was the pre-Expo fashion show presented by Dirty Coast and the postExpo blowout by Ballzack and the Buttons (as a matter of fact, if you were at One Eyed Jacks for the epic encore performance of “Rainbow in Marrero,” picture the last two minutes of that song and you’ll have a pretty good idea of what life’s like in AG-land right now). Thanks to everyone who attended and supported all the great folks who exhibited their wares. The photo to your left (by our buddy and Expo exhibitor Toby Craig [ithinkican.com]) is from the celebratory bruch the following day, where I did my best carnivorous dinosaur impersonation at Bywater Barbecue. This month’s issue is pretty packed—we cover the second Block Party put on by local label Community Records, we interview St. Vitus, who’s playing exactly one show in the U.S. (at One Eyed Jacks!) before playing once in Europe, look at some of the bands we think you’d like at Jazz Fest this year, and have tons more in store for you. Until next month (and less chaotic time)...—Leo McGovern, Editor in Chief ANTI-NEWS COMMUNITY RECORDS BRINGS BACK THE PARTY AG’s Exclusive Preview of the 2009 Block Party at The Big Top By Brett Schwaner T he 2008 edition of the Block Party at the Big Top, as I recall, was an epic event of delicious proportions. Delicious, in my memory, because of the surprisingly good Vegan chocolate chip cookies that I purchased from local baker Jessica Roberts. Epic, in that last year’s inaugural Block Party was, really, the best local show that I attended in 2008. Encompassing most of Clio Street at St. Charles Avenue, featuring a full day’s worth of continuous music and attracting several hundred local music fans, last year’s Block Party was an impressive feat of DIY event production. The mastermind behind both the original Block Party and this year’s planned follow-up event is Greg Rodrigue, the sometimes soft-spoken, sometimes louder-than-your-mom founding bass player of Fatter Than Albert and local indie label Community Records. “The original Block Party came about because I had always wanted to do a punk and ska fest here in New Orleans,” Rodrigue told ANTIGRAVITY. “I was in my last year of college at the time and I wasn’t sure if I’d have another chance to pull it off. Last year’s Block Party went well. The weather was nice and over seven hundred people came out. Overall, I felt there was a very positive response to it. This year, we’re hoping for similar results. The Block Party is somewhat of a showcase for Community Records artists, but we’ve got a bunch of great local bands playing as well. We’ve got some new bands playing, as well as some bands who also performed last year.” ANTIGRAVITY is proud to sponsor this year’s Block Party on Saturday, April 11th. I, for one, am looking forward to drinking purple Kool-Aid from my flask and dancing wildly in moonlight until they forcibly drag me away from the scene. As for you, it’s time to get to know your Block Party. Here’s what’s up… DAN POTTHAST For misguided kids who grew up listening to turn-of-the-millennium ska, just mentioning the name Dan Potthast is usually enough to bring a smile to a face. As the front man of St. Louis’s MU330, Potthast has spent the last twenty years making really, really fun music. What separates Potthast and MU330’s take on ska from the vast majority of their contemporaries is that their song-writing rarely comes off as kitschy or forced. While most ska-influenced bands from the past two decades have not aged gracefully, most of MU330’s catalogue remains fresh and relevant, in no small part due to Potthast’s wide-eyed and optimistic songwriting. Potthast and his band have had quite a run of amazing shows in New Orleans over the years—MU330’s “Winter Wonderland” tour stop with Mustard Plug at the Mermaid Lounge in December of 2000 still ranks as one of my favorite ska shows of all-time. In 2004, Potthast brought his solo tour to NOLA for the first time, performing on stage at the Dixie Taverne, followed by an impromptu encore sidewalk performance. Potthast and MU330 returned in 2004, breaking out their chainsaws and singing songs about sushi to a packed crowd of local fans in Harahan (yes, Harahan). This April, expect Potthast’s solo set to be one of the must-see portions of the Block Party. For more, visit myspace. com/danpotthast. FATTER THAN ALBERT “I guess I can let the cat out of the bag on this,” Fatter Than Albert bassist Greg Rodrigue told ANTIGRAVITY. “It hasn’t been announced yet, but by the time this interview comes out, we’ll probably start to spread the word a bit more: Fatter Than Albert will be playing the Block Party this year.” Although the longrunning gang of outlaw ska poets had originally planned a sixmonth hiatus through the first half of 2009 due to the temporary departure of guitarist Hunter Miller, Rodrigue confirmed that Fatter Than Albert will be returning much sooner than expected. “Hunter is moving back to New Orleans from California and we’re going to start playing shows again, starting with the Block Party. After that, we’ll probably do one in May and then probably one show per month after that. I think that last year, before Hunter left to move to California, we played fairly often because we had the mindset that Fatter Than Albert might be coming to an end. Fortunately, that ended up not being the case. Anyway, the plan is to play about one show per month and not go overboard with it.” Fatter Than Albert was formed in early 2004 after the breakup of Skycopter 4. The group released their second full-length effort, The Final Minute, in 2008. Fatter Than Albert’s legendary tomfoolery is well-documented at myspace.com/fatterthanalbert. SAFETY Safety, a pop-punk band headquartered in Tampa, Fla., has a pretty long history for a group of guys barely past their high school years. “We’re all just about twenty years old, but we’ve been playing together for about seven years,” said Safety guitarist Andy Diaz, “since the 8th or 9th grade. Our first show was a really bad “battle of the bands” competition. We’ve all been together since then, when we were just a bunch of thirteen- and fourteen-year olds who didn’t really know how to play our instruments. As kids, we really didn’t know much of anything, but we all learned together over time. Back then, we were listening to stuff like Bad Religion, Green Day, and The Offspring. Times change, but we‘ve always known what we wanted to be.” Especially over the past couple of years, Safety has kept up a consistent tour schedule, including multiple tour stops in New Orleans during 2008 while recording and releasing their latest record. “Our most recent recording was actually released for free awhile back,” said Diaz. “It was a seven-song EP that we did with guitarist 6_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative ANTI-NEWS Tim McTate from the band Underoath. We released it as a free download because we would rather have people hear it. We’re not really interested in record sales. We’d rather have people at our shows singing along to the songs. To us, that’s more important than trying to coax people into buying a record. We’d rather just let people hear what we’re all about.” Diaz also said that Safety is already planning their follow-up release. “We’ll be recording a full-length album in June, which should come out to around thirteen songs. The challenge with writing new songs is not making the same record twice. We started as a band years ago just to have fun and kill time. We’re all still excited about playing together, which still surprises me.” Visit myspace.com/ safetyfl for a free download of Safety’s mostrecent album release. MADDIE RUTHLESS Maddie Ruthless knows a thing or two about all that rock ‘n roll music that seems to be all the rage with the kids these days. Judging by both her solo sets and her performances with her collaborative group, The Champagne Players, she also knows a thing or two about the art of being rude. “I was born in New Orleans, but I went to school in Florida,” Maddie told ANTIGRAVITY. “In high school, I was in a band called The Bible and then I went solo after that. The Bible was kind of a nihilistic, ’77-style punk band. When I started performing by myself, I wanted to play music that had more of a positive youth-peace message. I wanted to write songs about anarchist ideology with an anti-police, Page 6: (Top) Dan Potthast, (Bottom) Safety. Page 7: (Top) Stereohype, (Bottom smash-the-state kind of message. I grew up Left) Maddie Ruthless, (Bottom Right) Killin’ Werewolves. Page 8: Fatter Than listening to ska bands like The Slackers, so a lot of that inevitably finds its way into my Albert. songwriting. I’m into pretty much anything in the Studio One section at Domino Sound.” Despite having several years of performing under her belt, Maddie has yet to land any of her own recordings in local record shops. After a number of aborted attempts and false starts in 2008, she hopes that 2009 will be a more productive year. “I’m hoping to finally have an LP out by this summer, this time for sure. It’s basically going to be a collection of my shenanigans. It’s really lo-fi junkyard ska.” Maddie Ruthless is also one of a handful of performers returning from the 2008 Block Party. “The Block Party is going to be insane,” said Maddie. “What Greg and those guys are doing is easily some of the coolest stuff going on in New Orleans right now. I can’t wait. It’s an honor to be part of it, for sure.” Keep up with Maddie and her occasional online radio appearances at myspace.com/maddieruthless. STEREOHYPE Oh, wow. Someone in this ska band has a Juggalo tattoo. I’m not sure if that’s tragic, awesome or tragically awesome. Probably “all of the above.” That’s also a sure-fire way to get your photo in Vice Magazine. Insane Clown Posse tattoos aside, Stereohype has been rocking out across the Gulf Coast for quite some time now. The one thing that’s always stuck out about this band is that they’ve pretty much been on a constant tour for as long as I can remember. Stereohype is also unique in that they’re one of very few southern Mississippi rock bands still going strong since the days before Katrina flattened their hometown of Bay St. Louis, which I think says a lot about their devotion to creating music. I’d also say that time has done the trick for this band, because they really have gotten remarkably better over the past few years. When I first heard them back in 2004, I initially wrote them off as another group of college-aged dudes with misplaced Sublime-worship. Time and experience, however, have been kind to Stereohype, as their act has grown and evolved to incorporate a mix of pop and hard rock. Stereohype will no doubt be one of the loudest ska bands at this year’s Block Party. For more, visit myspace.com/stereohype. KILLIN’ WEREWOLVES The great ones always burn brightest and fastest before burning out altogether. Attack the Gas Station was one such band, flickering like an inebriated candle in the wind for a brief time in 2007 and 2008. Never fear, dear friends, because former members of ATGS recently resurfaced with a new project called Killin’ Werewolves, a collaboration with members of local avant-garde screamo group extraordinaire, Party Time. So how much of an art/punk band is Killin‘ Werewolves? ANTIGRAVITY tracked down band member Wes Clampitt for some deep insight into the group‘s clandestine motivations. “Our name is a reference to Coors Light,” Clampitt said. “Coors Light, as you know, is the ‘silver bullet,’ which is the best way to kill a werewolf. Really, we’re just looking to have fun and get drunk every time we go out on stage. It’s less Alkaline Trio-sounding than some of the things we did with Attack the Gas Station. It’s slightly more hardcore-sounding and 7 antigravitymagazine.com_ ANTI-NEWS MORE ON THE BLOCK PARTY... we have two bassists, which is always interesting. As far as having two members of Party Time in the band, I suppose you could say that there are some similarities that cross over but, really, Party Time is more of an experimental project and Killin’ Werewolves is more about pop. Personally, I’m more into playing Florida-style punk. I‘ve heard some people say that the sound is reminiscent of Hot Water Music or Strike Anywhere.” Killin’ Werewolves has only been together for a short time, but they’ve already logged recording time with local producer Zachery Quinn in preparation for the release of their first demo collection. Keep up with the band’s progress at myspace.com/killinwerewolves. —Brett Schwaner; Photo by Eric Martinez BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! There are over a dozen bands scheduled to continuously play at the Block Party throughout the afternoon and we‘ve just about run out of space to talk about them. Keep an eye out for brand new Community Records releases from Block Party performers A Billion Ernies and Stuck Lucky. Other featured touring artists include Los Skarnales, Arm the Poor, and Michigan-based solo artist Matt Wixson. Local superstars The Zydepunks are scheduled to appear, along with dub-rockers Big, Fat and Delicious and epic punk revivalists The Rooks. Shoot the Daily Edit, The After School Special, Reagabomb, and Angry Banana round out the list of scheduled performers with a healthy dose of homegrown ska. Expect good things. Expect to see me in a corner, laughing and crying and coughing up purple Kool-Aid all at the same time. I can’t wait… The Block Party 2009 is scheduled to take place from Noon through Midnight on Saturday, April 11th at the Big Top and is open to all ages. Admission is $12, or $10 with a donation of food and/or clothing for local charities. For more information, visit communityrecords.org or 3ringcircusproductions.com. 8_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative ANTI-NEWS ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO PUMPKIN W hen I first encountered Pumpkin many years ago, I felt a loud, grinding voice in the back of my skull telling me to shove these dweebs in their lockers. Surely any band that sang hyper-electro punk songs about dogs, pizza, and space travel was the work of A.V. club nerds who spent their time fixing up old Atari 2600s and not playing varsity sports. Pumpkin sounded nothing like Slayer, Godsmack, John Denver, or any of the other awesome flesh-grinding bands that I listen to when driving around town in my cartoonishly-obnoxious jacked-up jock-truck. In a recent interview, Pumpkin guitarist Alex Woodward assured ANTIGRAVITY that when Pumpkin first began playing shows around New Orleans in 2007, “It was awesome. Very awesome.” Woodward, along with keyboardist Mike Wilkinson, bassist Leigh Aucoin and drummer Jeff Penick, have spent the past couple of years pasting together Pumpkin’s patchwork composition with a fervor usually reserved for only the most intricately-detailed of high school science fair projects. This strange, slow methodology has led to the creation of an uncanny mix of new wave and surf rock backed by an array of modern-day videographical effects. “For the film segments of our live shows, we just kind of scour old VHS tapes from public libraries,” said Woodward. “It’s usually stuff from the early 1990s. It’s total cheese. Mike and Jeff spend a lot of time processing the videos on their computer. Leigh adds some of his animation. This stuff might not be funny to anyone but us, but we’re okay with that.” One of those videos, produced for the song “Golden Retriever,” features Pumpkin’s members rendered as classic 8-bit video game sprites. “A lot of the stuff in it is hand-drawn, which involves pixel-by-pixel modification to create limited animation, then compilation of individual images into an animated .gif,” Leigh Aucoin told ANTIGRAVITY. “It was far too time intensive to finish it in a way I’d feel totally comfortable. I was pressed for time and never properly finished it, the end animation of us playing music in particular. I’d estimate twenty or more hours total, a portion of which was trying to figure out how to do stuff in that pixelated style.” Aucoin is also painfully aware of the challenges facing post-modern electro-punk video-game revivalists. “Our intention is to have a sensory overload for show-goers, with live music and onstage antics paired with the video stuff. It’s a gimmick for sure and could easily damn us to “novelty band” status, but I just think it’s really cool to have all of this going on simultaneously.” Woodward, known to Pumpkin’s devoted fan base as “the quiet, mysterious one,” also offered this preview of Pumpkin’s plans for the near future: “We will be recording soon, without a doubt. For an official release, we’ve talked about doing a limited vinyl pressing with a digital download and a comic book.” Until then, curious local fans can check out Pumpkin at the Dragon’s Den in April, an engagement which Woodward also believes should be “an awesome time.” —Brett Schwaner Pumpkin is set to perform alongside Smiley With A Knife and High In One Eye at the Dragon’s Den on Thursday, April 9th. Showtime is 7pm and admission is $5. For more videos and recordings from Pumpkin, check out myspace.com/ pumpkin. CORRECTIONS... Last month, we ran a feature story on a local emcee competition called Microphone Corivalry, which was originally scheduled to take place at the Dragon’s Den on March 20th. Shortly after we went to press, the event was canceled. The next edition of the competition will be rescheduled for sometime this spring. Local emcees interested in entering the competition should contact Chris at myspace.com/microphonecorivalry for more information. —Brett Schwaner. 9 antigravitymagazine.com_ ANTI-NEWS JUST IN TIME FOR EASTER: ST. VITUS IS RESURRECTED FOR ONE U.S. SHOW interview by dan fox W ith Eyehategod celebrating twenty years of existence and the influence they’ve had on countless bands through the years, it’s easy to think of them as the progenitors of swamp/doom/ stoner metal or whatever it is the kids are calling it these days. But before EHG, there was the California band St. Vitus, who laid the foundation for an entire genre of music and its legions of fans. And like most saints, they were under-appreciated and assaulted in their own day, only to be greatly revered after their passing. St. Vitus was also critical in bridging the divide between punk and metal, which didn’t exactly coexist peacefully the way it does today. ANTIGRAVITY caught up with founding member and New Orleans resident Dave Chandler (don’t you love how this city attracts all the elder statesmen of heavy rock?) to talk about the one U.S. reunion show St. Vitus is playing this month, at One Eyed Jacks, before they head off to Holland to headline the Roadburn Festival. What was it like to move to New Orleans and find a scene that was so directly influenced by St. Vitus? It was unbelievably better than [living in] California. I lived in Southern California and the closest place you could go if you wanted to see bands was basically Hollywood. Back in the day when St. Vitus started and we played with a lot of punk bands, there were clubs in the outlying cities; but as it grew and got crazier and crazier all those clubs got shot down, so it was basically Hollywood, which is just a bullshit scene. Down here, it’s a lot more real; people appreciate underground bands like Vitus a lot more. It’s a lot like Europe, actually. More laid back. What do you think of the New Orleans scene? There’s a lot of cool, local bands that I like to go and see. That’s why we when we booked this show I had people from other states—friends of mine—ask to play but I wanted New Orleans bands, bands that I like. That’s why I picked Hawg Jaw and A Hanging; these are cool bands and it kind of fits the Vitus thing. Everybody’s a little bit different. I didn’t want to pick any of the punk bands that I like because I wanted to make it more of a metal show. When St. Vitus came out, punk and metal were at real odds with each other; there was definitely a divide. Where did Vitus fit into that rivalry? We were playing wherever we could, basically on our own... That was the same time that the hair bands started popping up in Hollywood. Those guys had a lot of money and they were able to buy good time slots, where bands like Vitus couldn’t. And that started destroying any local scene for metal bands because all the clubs went pay-to-play. The only clubs you could play at that didn’t make you pay them were punk rock clubs. We were doing a show in Torrance, California and the SST band Overkill—not the big one from New York but the other one—they were one of the first crossover bands. They came to the show to pass out fliers for their gig. And they saw us and asked if we wanted to do some shows with them, because they were having trouble booking shows, like we were. I found out they were on SST and I was a big Black Flag fan, so I asked if anyone from the band could come to the show so we could meet them. Chuck and Greg and Henry showed up and they watched us and as soon as we were done they immediately approached us and asked if we wanted to do a record. Uh, yeah! And when you sign with SST, they automatically book you with their bands. So our first punk rock show was opening for Black Flag and a couple of ’Frisco hardcore bands. They loved it because by the time we finished, the crowd was so pissed and so violent that any punk bands that followed us had a great set! So people started asking for us when they came to town because they wanted that crowd. Were they hating “with” you or “on” you? Both. The very first show that we did, there were two or three hundred of them, and the stage was about as high as Checkpoint Charlie’s or the Hi-Ho, about two feet off the ground. They just stood in silence and our bass player, Mark [Adams] was drunk so he just grabbed his dick and told them, “Fuck you!” And man, then everything started flying at the stage and that just set them off. That’s what Black Flag loved. But we kept playing and we didn’t cut our set short; we didn’t run off the stage. If they spit, we spit back; if they threw shit, we threw shit back. Like the first Flag tour we went on, we got trashed. The second Flag tour we went on, less than a year later, playing the same places, the same people who gave us shit were now on our side against the people giving us shit because we took it. It was like an initiation. In the beginning they were against us, and then they were like, “Hey, they took our shit and they’re still here? Fuck it, They’re cool.” There were two bands with long hair that could play punk rock shows that punk rockers would go out to see in California and that was Red Cross and St. Vitus. Funny to think that at that time it all came down to hair. Oh, yeah. We could play punk rock shows but we couldn’t go see a Germs show or a Fear show. We’d get our ass kicked—out of principle—even though they knew who we were. The sound that St. Vitus pioneered has really evolved. What’s your take on all the ways that people try to describe it? All we were trying to do was sound like Black Sabbath. At the time, Ozzy was gone and Black Sabbath was doing the faster stuff, and we wanted to sound like old Sabbath and we didn’t think anything of it. We went to Europe for the first time and the posters said “doom metal,” and we thought “Okay.” My mom used to say we sounded like funeral music. It kind of stayed the same and once we retired and the next generation came 10_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative up and started calling it stoner rock. I was tripping out. Well, it’s still all doom metal. Everybody’s trying to sound like Sabbath. It’s weird, because when you listen to old Vitus records they sound a lot cleaner than most of the “doom metal” bands today. Vitus was always a lot cleaner on record than we were live. We’re pretty fucking noisy when we play live. People have always said we were a live band; they didn’t like the records but then they’d see us and go, “Whoa. I gotta go listen to that record again.” What’s it like revisiting songs that you wrote so long ago and what I can only imagine was a completely different state of mind? That’s the thing. Sometimes I try to learn a song and I think, “Geez, how the fuck did I play that?” Especially a lead that’s a dynamic part of the song that you need to play the same every time. I think, “We must’ve practiced a lot back then because this is really fucking with me!” It’s strange having to relearn something that you wrote. But it comes back within a few tries because you actually did do it, so your hands want to go where your mind isn’t so sure. And then you get together and everybody’s playing it different! But that’s okay... What about the psychic aspect? Like your mom said, it’s funeral music. I like playing that kind of stuff, anyway, but back then I did have a different frame of mind. I’m much happier now. People have asked if we want to do another album, and I don’t know if I could because I’m not pissed off and depressed anymore. I wouldn’t want it to sound all happy and crappy. My fiancée tells me “Well, I can piss you off!” and I’m like “No, I’m all right!” St. Vitus plays One Eyed Jacks on Saturday, April 11th with A Hanging and Hawg Jaw. For more info on St. Vitus, go to myspace.com/saintvitusband. ANTI-NEWS 86’D PRODUCTIONS JAZZ FEST WARMUP GET YOUR COMIC ON AT COMIC-CON ou know who’s kicking ass on the show promotion front? None other than ex-Mangina frontman (and current Tirefire vocalist) Matt Muscle and his 86’d Productions. Not only does he have the visuals down (you see his hand-drawn, toner-draining flyers everywhere) but his shows are always an interesting combination of awesome bands that fit Muscle’s criteria that they “don’t totally suck.” And he’s got The Saturn Bar on lockdown. For April, 86’d Productions is putting on the creatively-named “Jazz Fest” which is more of a warmup weekend for that other festival that’s not so heavy on the garage, hardcore, punk and metal. All kinds of brow-raising acts are slated for the weekend like Evil Army, American Cheeseburger, Thou and Nobunny, but what’s especially noteworthy is the Saturday show featuring a Persuaders reunion. The Persuaders were one of the first bands I saw King Louie play guitar with; he’ll be joined by original members Bret “Shaggy” Duffy and Jason “Panzer” Craft. This will surely be one of those family reunion-type shows, bringing all of the punk rock grandmas and grandpas out of the woodwork. Also on the bill will be Die Rotzz double-timing it as “Die Slutzz” and playing old Sluts covers (check out Bobby Bergeron’s site, paranoizenola.com [Way it Was Section] for old Sluts songs). Get 86’d. —Dan Fox t’s been nine years since a full-fledged comic convention has been held in New Orleans (anybody remember the Big Easy Con at the downtown Hilton in 1999 and 2000, with publishers like indie stalwart Top Shelf, legends like John Byrne [Fantastic Four, Superman: Man of Steel] and then-rising stars Brian Bendis [Ultimate Spider-Man, Powers] and Joe Casey [Godland]?). With the comics industry at the height of its popularity this decade, due to the re-emergence of quality big-name comics and the success of the Spider-Man and Batman movies (as well as non-superhero flicks like Hellboy, Road to Perdition and Wristcutters), it’s about damned time someone tried again. The NOLA Comic-Con will be held on Saturday, April 25th at the Ponchartrain Center in Kenner, and while the con might lack superstar names it should still be well worth the $5 entry fee. Besides vendors with comics, toys, anime, manga and original art, the con will boast an artist’s alley featuring Louisiana artist Tim Lattie (Ape Entertainment’s White Picket Fences) and former Kenner resident Derec Donovan, who’s put in time on DC Comics’ Supergirl and Adventures of Superman, and most recently Connor Hawke and Youngblood. —Leo McGovern; Art by Derec Donovan. Y 86’d Productions Presents: Jazz Fest, Friday, April 17th through Monday, April 20th, at The Saturn Bar. For more info on 86’d Productions, go to myspace.com/86dproductions. I The NOLA Comic-Con will be held on Saturday, April 25th at the Ponchartrain Center in Kenner from 10am-7pm. Entry is $5 with kids six and under free. For more information e-mail nolacomiccon@yahoo.com or call 504.301.2435. 11 antigravitymagazine.com_ COLUMNS ADVICE GUIDANCE COUNSELING this month’s trusted advisors: white colla crimes AT THE W.C.C. SHOW - f4mw - 28- W ith a swagger like Michael J. Fox in The Secret of My Success or Master P in I Got the Hook Up, White Colla Crimes comes correct, bringing mad flavor to the corporate ghetto. We thought we’d catch them fresh off their takeover of SXSW, before they jet-set off to some other exotic locale, and pick their brains for this month’s therapy sesh. Dear AG, My band really needs some money to put out our new record, which is awesome, but we’re all broke and no one’s offered us a fat record contract yet. Also, we never make any money off of shows so we really don’t know how to come up with the cash. Any ideas? When White Colla Crimes needs money, we just make some simple cutbacks. For example Baghdad Pete recently went two whole months without sprinkling caviar on his French toast and I had to stop polishing my fingernails with imported Belgian diamond dust. While it may seem difficult or even impossible at first, with a little selfdiscipline even the fattest of cats can learn to live like an amateur musician. Dear AG, I thought I was being hot shit and posted a “Missed Connection” on Craigslist asking about myself--only a girl replied saying that she’d “also” seen me and if the “poster” heard back from “me” and things didn’t work out, she wanted a date! From the picture she sent, she seems pretty hot. Should I tell her upfront that the thing was fake? With my luck we’ll fall in love, only she’ll leave me five years from now when I inadvertently spill the beans. Your first problem is that you’re trying to meet girls on Craigslist. Worst of all your trying to meet girls in “Missed Connections.” There’s obviously something very wrong with her or she would have approached you in person. If you must meet girl on Craigslist, do it through “Casual Encounters.” At least then you know what you’re getting. Dear AG, This isn’t actually a question in solicitation of advice, but I’m curious nonetheless—what’s the difference between being “regular poor” and “New Orleans poor?” If you have to ask, you’ll never know. Hey AG, What’s the cut-off for going after younger girls if you’re 30? I say 22 but I’m getting the “gross” older guy from a lot of my friends. Is there some kind of formula?!?! The problem could be that you are a gross older guy. Otherwise just remember that age ain’t nothing but a number and if your friends aren’t down with your lecherous ways, just get some new ones...maybe on Craigslist. 12_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative COLUMNS THE GOODS by miss malaprop FASHION mallory@antigravitymagazine.com POPS OF COLOR BY ANN MARIE POPKO T his time of year always makes me think of big, bold colors—the beautiful spring weather, flowers in bloom, and loads of festivals and events. Ann Marie Popko (www.annmariepopko.com) is a local accessory designer who makes amazing cocktail hats and hair accessories that are perfect for brightening up a spring outfit or adding some pizzazz to your festival wardrobe. She designs both ready-to-wear and custom-made hats and accessories for weddings, Mardi Gras, costumes and more. Her headpiece designs for the 2005 Krewe of Muses parade garnered her a Best in Show award. A trained pastry chef who still sells some of her edible treats at www.cocktailparty.etsy.com, Ann Marie has also worked in costumes and as a set dresser in film and television, as well as designing displays for retail stores. Ann Marie grew up in Springfield, Massachusetts, hometown of Dr. Seuss, whose work she often finds her own colorful creations being compared to. Raised in a very creative family, two of her sisters also create handmade jewelry and accessories: Monique now resides in New Orleans and designs silver, bronze and gold jewelry (www.gurlygirl.etsy.com), and Crystal Popko creates handmade butterfly wing jewelry and fused glass accessories (www.popko. etsy.com). Ann Marie now lives in the French Quarter and finds that living in New Orleans offers up plenty of opportunities to make and wear costumes and party hats. Now that things have quieted down after Mardi Gras, her busiest season, I took the time to catch up with her and find out a little more about her work. How did you get started making things? Accessory design was a bit of an accident. I started out as a pastry chef. A bad haircut forced me to start wearing hats, and I met a Boston hat designer who inspired me to make my own. I made some hats for myself to wear and people noticed them and wanted to buy them off my head, so I made a few to sell, rented a space at the French Market and people bought them! I sold out while there every weekend for about a year. It was a great way to meet and sell to people from all over the country, and as a result of being out there I met shopkeepers to carry my work in California and New York. My business grew from there. What do you do when you’re not creating? I guess I’m always creating something. I am an avid photographer and I write newsletters for the New Orleans Photo Alliance; I also make sweet and spicy pecans and sell them online and at the Broad Street Bazaar & Flea Market. What are some of your favorite things about New Orleans? When I’m in the mood for a cocktail, I love the Napoleon House and d.b.a., or Sundays at Bacchanal in their pretty garden courtyard. I also love riding my bike up and down Esplanade Avenue, smelling the spring flowers in bloom. I ride up and down and just keep sniffing. The best place to shop is Fifi Mahony’s! They carry my work, and it’s a girlie paradise! They sell dress-up accessories, wigs, cosmetics, jewelry—I have to control myself in there. Who are your favorite local artists or designers? Miranda Lake, louviere+vanessa, and Flavor Paper. What are your top fashion & beauty must-haves? Good shoes, fun bags and jewelry made by my sisters. Do you have any advice for aspiring designers? Stay positive and open. You might get rejected by a store at first, but the buyer knows what their customer wants—you just need to find the stores where your product will find its best audience. Listen to what all buyers say. They might give you clues about your product that will help you with your next sale—for example, you might need to work on your quality, or you might need to fill out your line with items at different price points, or maybe your work would be better suited to an art gallery instead of a boutique. What are your plans for the future of your company? I want to do more commissioned pieces for bridal and special occasions and Mardi Gras. It is really fun when I get the opportunity to make custom, one-of-a-kind pieces. I love making wedding headpieces for clients; I consider it an honor to be a part of their special day and want them to feel absolutely beautiful. Where can people find your work? In New Orleans, at Fifi Mahony’s (934 Royal St. in the French Quarter). Online, I have a shop at superduper.etsy.com and my work is also carried on b-native.com, which is a great marketplace for Big Easy artists. You can also find my pecans online at cocktailparty.etsy. com. 13 antigravitymagazine.com_ 14_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative COLUMNS MEDICINE DR. FEELGOOD by nancy kang, m.d. nancy@antigravitymagazine.com IS THIS REALLY AN EMERGENCY? H ave you ever been to the Emergency room? On Mardi Gras day? Wearing a jock strap? Covered in blood? Yes, I have… If you are covered in blood, the emergency room is probably the right place to be. But there may be other times when you may not know whether to wait until the morning to see a doctor during office hours or rush off to the ER. In 1996 over half of the 90 million ER visits in the Unites States were considered unnecessary. This is not a good trend in U.S. healthcare. People may go the ER for conditions better treated through regular office visits. Not only do these non-urgent patients clog up the Emergency Rooms, increasing wait times for everyone, but ER visits cost three times as much as physician office visits. So should you run to the ER or wait till office hours? It is probably best to prepare for this situation before it arises. HAVE A PRIMARY CARE DOCTOR This is the most important step in avoiding unnecessary ER visits. Primary care doctors for adults are usually Family Medicine doctors or Internal Medicine doctors. They can see you for illnesses such as colds, flu, and sore throats aas well as minor injuries, aches, and pains; or routine health exams. Unless you are experiencing a life-threatening emergency, seeing a primary care doctor is the best place to start. If you have a relationship with a primary care doctor, you can always call their office. There is usually someone on-call to answer your questions and can advise you on what to do. Know your local resources. Think about hospitals in your area before you fall down the stairs and break a bone or get bit by a rabid dog. Where are the emergency departments in your area? The Greater New Orleans area has Emergency Departments Uptown, Downtown, on the West Bank, and in Metairie. There are also Urgent Care Centers that can see less serious medical problems without an appointment or after hours. What is an urgent care center? If your primary care physician is not available and you need quick medical attention for a non-life-threatening problem, visit an urgent care center. Urgent care centers have similar resources to primary care facilities, but they provide care on a walk-in basis with extended hours. Go to an urgent care center when you need immediate medical attention or have non-emergency health concerns after hours. Examples include sprains, simple cuts and burns, and eye injuries. The cost is less than a traditional Emergency Room visit. Life-threatening emergencies and late-night trauma require an immediate visit to the hospital. Emergency rooms offer inpatient care, emergency services, and trauma services. Emergency Medicine physicians can recognize, diagnose, and make recommendations for a wide array of medical issues. Call 911 or drive to the emergency department whenever conditions cause severe symptoms or put your health at serious risk. Examples include heart attacks, poisoning, severe bleeding, and broken bones. KNOW YOUR MEDICAL CONDITIONS Have a list of all your medical conditions, medications, allergies, and contact information. Have you insurance card handy. WHEN SHOULD I GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM? IF YOU’RE EXPERIENCING: • • • • • • • • • • • • • Difficulty breathing, shortness of breath Chest or upper abdominal pain or pressure Fainting, sudden dizziness, weakness Changes in vision Confusion or changes in mental status Any sudden or severe pain Uncontrolled bleeding Severe or persistent vomiting or diarrhea Coughing or vomiting blood Suicidal feelings Difficulty speaking Shortness of breath Unusual abdominal pain *Guidelines from the American College of Emergency Physicians. WHEN CAN I WAIT TIL OFFICE HOURS? 3 MORE DR. FEELGOOD, PAGE 30... 15 antigravitymagazine.com_ FEATURE MUSIC UNBUCKLED: NEW MUSIC FROM OLD FRIENDS IN THE BLACKBELT BAND interview by dan fox photos by chris george L ike a lot of scenes you may come across in New Orleans, this one could leave you guessing what year it is. Tonight it just happens to be an early spring dusk in 2009, and a group of old friends are gathered around a table at the Crown & Anchor Pub to talk about their latest musical project, the Blackbelt Band, and their recently released album on Chicago’s Sick Room Records, A New Community. Fitting, then, to have this discussion here: downing a few pints in this cozy bar, then walking across the street and up the levee to take in a very serene and heart-stuttering view of downtown New Orleans, the Mississippi River rushing past it, would be to experience what this album sounds like. It might also help if you have just gotten off of work at a less than stellar job and were left to meditate on a litany of blue-collar (and otherwise) pains, as you were joined by a few wisecracking buds. Tonight, I feel like I’m interviewing a delegation rather than a complete band. Sure, the three core members of the Blackbelt Band are present: bassist and vocalist Travis Thompson, Bass 6 player and vocalist Kevin Comarda and drummer Ryan Iriarte; also present is longtime friend, collaborator, engineer and advisor Chris George. But in an ideal world the table would be much larger to accommodate an army of friends, coworkers and musicians whose talents all contributed to the album (and their impressive live show): percussionist and newly-added member Shea Mansfield, fellow engineer (and co-owner of the Living Room Studio) Daniel Majorie, longtime friend and guitarist Kirk Estopinal, guitarist, impromptu soundman and all-around good guy Westbank Mike, various members of a Living Soundtrack, and on and on... maybe not such an ideal situation for an interview after all. Better to be thankful for a small group (mama’s boys, to boot) with a unique and slightly disturbed humor that only the Westbank could breed. 16_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative FEATURE ANTIGRAVITY: First Question… Kevin Comarda: Wait. Can we not emphasize penises in this interview? Travis Thompson: Put that in there. You just said that, and now that’s going to be the first thing your mom and dad read! Chris George: And the name of this band is “Sunshine Johnson.” That was my first question, actually. First you were Sunshine Johnson, then you were Blackbelt Johnson, then Blackbelt Millionaires... How did you arrive at this particular band name? Ryan Iriarte: Well, we were never really the Sunshine Johnson band; that was a hoax. April Fool’s! The way it is—band names are always stupid, unless you own up to it. Once a name is owned up to or you do something with it, then it’s not as stupid. TT: We could still be Sunshine Johnson and it would be all right. KC: I don’t think it would be all right... It went from Blackbelt Millionaire, which was a dumb joke that needed to be explained every time: “See, it’s like Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan— they’re all black-belts and millionaires...” And that’s cool and all, but… TT: If we were playing punk rock, it would be that. KC: So we just shortened it to Blackbelt, but it was taken so we went the Hot Water Music route and added a “The” in there. TT: The information superhighway that is the internet, MUSIC there is a band from Sweden that is called Blackbelt, so we changed it around a little bit. We would’ve never known that. Myspace ruined all band names forever. TT: It also helps at the same time. You have to get a little more creative. Speaking of Myspace, I thought it was funny that you describe your sound online as “Four guys that don’t want to wait tables.” KC: That is completely accurate. TT: I worked behind the bar last night and I hated myself for doing it. And I felt like a whore when I left with the cash that I made. I really did. I had to explain to a guy how he couldn’t eat standing up. And I had to throw him out because of it, and I have to think about that. That’s my life. Why couldn’t he eat standing up? TT: Because if he eats standing up, then everybody else packed in that fucking god-awful disgusting joint is going to want to eat standing up. See how ridiculous that is? Don’t you think that’s silly? KC: People are mean, for the most part. Well let’s talk about what you actually sound like, because it’s not like the frustrations of the service industry describe your sound anyway. TT: It’s just like the first interview [ANTIGRAVITY, May ’07] when you came over to my house and I gave you some sketchy-ass, weirdo interview because we only had four songs at the time. KC: And then booked a show. TT: We’re not trying to write anything that sounds like anything else in particular. We’re all fans of music and we have been since we were children and we’re trying to write some shit that’s cool. KC: We’re basically trying to play stuff that we would listen to. And we listen to everything. RI: For stuff on this album, I wanted to bring a salsa, kind of Latin drum feel to some songs and stick with more straightforward rock beats. It’s kind of like taking John Bonham and Tito Puente and mixing it together. TT: That’s how you would describe your style? Totally! That’s awesome... all right! RI: Maybe The Meters in there, as well. Just stick with the groove, not be so flashy like I used to be. You guys have always been kind of flashy in your playing. Is that something you were trying to work on? KC: What? Are we? TT: What do you mean? You mean like flossing it? Like we’re beating it to death? I got that; I’m with you on that. RI: If you’re making a stew and you have all these ingredients and you throw too much salt in it, it’s going to be too bitter. If you have too much of everything, it’s going to be too bitter or too sweet or too much of something. So just let it calm down. KC: Funny coming from this guy, because you’re the “put all the salt in the stew” guy. 17 antigravitymagazine.com_ FEATURE MUSIC “We’re basically trying to play stuff that we would listen to. And we listen to everything.” —Kevin Comarda RI: I know, I know. I’m sorry about that! TT: Just him saying that out loud makes me think that we’re evolving as musicians. I’ve never called myself a musician before. Now I can start calling myself one, just from what he just said, because I can’t believe that. RI: Okay, it’s my fault for the horns and too much organ. But I had fun, though! It was fun! AG: I’m glad Chris George is here because I understand there was a lot of “discussion” during the recording process. TT: Let it rip, George. CG: Ryan and I got in a little tiff one night— KC: One night? TT: Needless to say, they had to walk outside a lot. CG: It’s just [that] all of us have a passion and want to make it the best we can, and sometimes we get in a fight about what we feel is right. I feel like I was part of the process. I’ve known them a long time and I listen objectively, and I felt that some things needed to come out for it to be more special. When I saw them live, there were parts that I thought sounded like a mess and I knew that going into it. RI: We’ve recorded with Chris and Daniel since we were teenagers and they’re kind of like band members. KC: Their opinions weigh just as heavily as ours. RI: For example, I was doing a piano part and I was doing way too many notes. Daniel was like “Just bang out the chord, just hit it hard, that one chord” and it sounded amazing. TT: We could’ve recorded anywhere, had a four-milliondollar budget and the ideas that came out on the record wouldn’t even be close to where they’re at. And it’s because these guys who engineered it know us— KC: —And are patient with our bullshit. That goes back to why there are fights and discussions and things in the control room. It’s not just two people; there are six opinions in the room sometimes. TT: We think these songs are good now, but after we go through the whole laboratory process of making this music, it goes in some other completely amazing direction. KC: We learn how to record it, and then we relearn the song. CG: When you’re playing in a practice space, you’re not hearing it coming back through speakers, like a listener. You’re each playing a part that you think fits but you’re not in the crowd, hearing it not all meshing together. Chris, do you ever lose an argument with these guys? TT: Fuck no! CG: I don’t think of it as winning or losing. There are compromises. I won’t take something out completely, [like] a drum machine going through the whole song and becoming this mediocre, meaningless thing that clouds up other parts. TT: And now we don’t do that live. Now, the drum machine has its part and gets taken out and other stuff gets put in. It’s grown into this other thing. RI: Or loop pedals. The problem was before that I was trying to run a loop and Kevin had loops going, and I was trying to listen to stuff on headphones during the live shows so I could keep up and it didn’t feel natural. After the recording, we did all this stuff live with no loops (except for some small parts) and now we have Shea Mansfield playing a lot of that stuff on the organ and keyboard and drum machine. So everything is done live now and it feels more comfortable. I don’t have to play with headphones. I never understood why you use a drum machine when you’re a more-thancapable drummer that could do anything. RI: Because I want to play some keyboards, brah! KC: I don’t understand it either, sometimes. CG: The parts that are in there on the record make sense. It’s just a different flavor. TT: It used to be just “push play” and now it’s like another accoutrement. It’s not going to be the lifeblood of the song, but just another instrument. 18_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative It’s not just something we can lean on. How did you get Shea in the band? RI: For the recording, I had a bunch of organ parts and keyboard parts and we had drum machine stuff...it was becoming too much. TT: You guys knew Shea before me, just from going to shows and from back in the day. I’ve known Shea through working with him at a restaurant and his other band, Raja Gaj; they’re really good. RI: Having Shea in the band relieved a lot of stuff. It made playing feel more natural. TT: It’s great. There’s so much less pressure on all of us. RI: And it was great to find someone who was willing to play a bunch of toys. TT: He’s the go-to guy. “I can’t do it, so Shay’s going to do it.” RI: And he’s down with that. He loves it. The Blackbelt Band is still a bass-only band, though, right? RI: Bass and keys. KC: I just play the [Fender] Bass 6, yeah. RI: That Bass 6, man—Kevin’s Bass 6 guitar stuff—it gives that sound to the band. TT: It makes me nauseous, in a good way. Kevin’s got balls for picking that instrument up and trying to play it. I picked it up and tried; that thing sucks, and Kevin flosses it. CG: Kevin makes it sexy. RI: For sure. That’s the voice. When Travis is not singing, that other voice is the baritone guitar. How does it feel to be playing music at this time in your lives, after all of these projects? TT: I think that this is when we’re supposed to be playing it. If we’ve been doing this since we were kids and now we have a label that wants to put us out, now is the time we’re supposed to put this out. KC: Obviously, we’ve been doing something right. People care about it; we still care about it. CG: You’re only as old as the girls you feel, brah! [Laughter] RI: Travis, how old were you when we started? TT: Eighth grade. RI: Now we’re in our 30s? I hope I’m still playing and recording with you guys when I’m seventy. TT: No doubt. Your lyrics are really intriguing; why didn’t you print them with the record? CG: Because you can understand them all. If you want, you can write them down. It’s not Sepultura. TT: Thank you, Chris George! I think maybe we were a little too thrifty with the actual lyrics, but I look on the bright side: maybe it should be just a couple of lines repeated because why would you want to memorize all of these words? I was trying to learn a Glen Campbell song the other night and I was like, “There are too many words in this song.” Some of the lyrics are really poetic and some of them are just kind of random, like “I should’ve bought a bass or a four-track.” Will you explain that line? TT: I could give you a really clichéd answer, but it’s the truth: drugs and alcohol. Just writing shit down and being like, “I need something for this... oh, it works.” RI: Hey man, I might be old, but my mom is still going to read this. TT: I love Mrs. Charlotte. Mrs. Charlotte, if you’re listening, I love you! KC: If you’re listening??? I’m sorry, we’re a mess. The Blackbelt Band plays the Banks Street Bar & Grill on the Saturday, April 18th and the Hi-Ho Lounge on Wednesday, April 22nd. For more info on The Blackbelt Band, go to myspace.com/blackbeltband. FEATURE MUSIC JAZZ FEST, ANTIGRAVITY-STYLE WE LOOK AT SOME OF OUR FAVORITE MUST-SEES AT THE 40TH FESTIVAL Alex McMurray (Thursday, April 30th, 4:10pm, Lagniappe Stage) Everyone in this city has at some point seen the ubiquitous Alex McMurray shake and sweat while singing and attacking his guitar, sometimes forcing his limited vocal range to pull off sweet ballads, other times presenting local R&B music with a slightly angry edge. He fuels The Tin Men (with Washboard Chaz and the tuba guy), he’s helped make Happy Talk into one of the city’s best country bands, and more recently he started a twenty-piece all male “choir” to help perform his original sea shanties. When asked to describe the particular type of music he would be playing at the 2009 JazzFest, McMurray answers succinctly, “I dunno.” (Ed. note: He later texted: “narco-terrorist dance music.”) —Michael Patrick Welch sonically derail a familiarly ambitious sound that is big and huge and (sometimes a bit too) earnest. —MPW Neil Young (Sunday, May 3rd, 2:25pm, Acura) This circus cabaret musical act with a modern-but-not-too-modern bent started out playing for free in a fried chicken place, and are now arguably the biggest, most famous representatives of new millennium New Orleans music. Front-man saxophonist Clint Neil Young, on the cusp of his sixth decade as a songwriter/ guitar god, will be rounding out an expanded, seven-day Jazz Fest this year. Since 1963, Young has released nearly sixty official albums, both live and in the studio, with yet another effort due next month, and has tirelessly toured year in and out—he said it best, “Rust Never Sleeps.” His indelible guitar style has left a mark few others have on rock music through various strains and genres as. Scores of guitarists over the years, like Tom Verlaine, Curt Kirkwood, Thurston Moore, J. Mascis, Jeff Tweedy, Stephen Malkmus, etc…, have found freedom in the patchwork approach of Young’s songwriting and guitar playing. From enraged, to reflective, remorseful and depressed, to relaxed and brimming with optimism—his body of work stands as one of the most varied, if not utterly unpredictable, impressions in American music over the past fifty years. For me, discovering and truly appreciating Neil Young came a little bit later in my musical journey than most “classic rock” musicians, and for this I am thankful. He entered my realm Maedgen’s affiliations with the Preservation Hall Jazz Band (formerly one of their singers, Clint now tours playing clarinet, an instrument he learned in a pinch because they needed him to) have helped Bingo! bridge the gap between fans of traditional and alternative New Orleans musics. —MPW at a time when I could grasp his importance and understand his talents; he helped me begin my voyage piecing together the story of rock music as no other could. Neil Young has touched nearly everyone in a way that makes him the perfect headlining artist for this fortieth Jazz Fest. —Dan Mitchell Drive-By Truckers (Saturday, May 2nd, 3:35pm, Schatzy (Sunday, April 26th, 3:25pm, Lagniappe) The Bingo! Show (Saturday, May 2nd, 5:50pm, Lagniappe Stage) Acura Stage) Since beginning in Athens, Georgia in 1996, Drive-By-Truckers have released eight acclaimed albums, almost all with a penchant for narrative song suites that explore the mythology of the South. The Truckers’ double album Southern Rock Opera details the rise and fall of Lynyrd Skynyrd and uses it as a metaphor for the fall of the South itself—yes, the band obviously does get a kick out of its own sense of humor. While not a jam band, they do exhibit monster chops. —MPW Kings of Leon (Saturday, May 2nd, 4:55pm, Gentilly Stage) These three young sons, who grew up traveling the deep South with their Pentecostal minister father, later found huge-ass rock-n-roll success as the post-emo Black Crowes. In their early twenties, the boys were first paired with producer Angelo Petraglia, who had co-written songs with Brooks & Dunn and Trisha Yearwood. They’ve since adopted a more dynamic, sometimes dissonant arena-rock style that’s scored them opening slots on arena tours with U2, Bob Dylan, and Pearl Jam. Still, keep that Trisha Yearwood thing in mind. —MPW Mynameisjohnmichael (Friday, April 24th, 3:05pm, Lagniappe) John Michael Rouchell wrote and recorded one song a week for the entire year of 2008, playing every instrument himself. The work ethic and the tunes attracted a fan base, and soon, also, a full band for John Michael, including members of Antennae Inn plus Leo DeJesus, frontman/guitarist of popular Uptown group The City Life. Like other white indie bands these days, MNIJM utilize a cornucopia of instruments and vocal arrangements to Greg Schatz is known either as both an upright bass player and sideman in many local bands (the most high-profile being the Deltabilly Boys) or else as an accordionist who writes ambitious, funny but sincere genre-melding music that vaguely shoots for modernity but still fits into New Orleans traditionalist scene. Or, like They Might Be Giants, with the dorkiness sanded (mostly) off. Schatzy’s JazzFest performance will feature local stars Jeremy Lyons, Hellen Gillet, and Alex McMurray, among others. —MPW Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings (Sunday, April 26th, 5:45pm, Blues Tent) Hailing from NYC, Sharon Jones reigns as both torchbearer and luminary for younger generations—groups like the Antibalas and the Budos Band—emphasizing a back-to-the-basics approach to song structure and a vintage sound, highlighting the importance of musicianship and emotion; her brand of funky soul music sounds as if it were coming straight out of the late ’60s. This woman, with her Dap-Kings in tact, is certainly a ticket not too miss come late April. —DM Spoon (Friday 4/24, 5:30pm, Gentilly) Indy rock with soul is hard to come by, but Austin, Texas’ Spoon spoon it out by the spoonful. For such a great, popular band, their story is completely boring: Spoon began in the early ’90s as an only slightly punkish outfit perhaps too-heavily influenced by Gang of Four and Wire. In ’98 they signed to Elektra, got dicked, then moved to Merge and started hitting a stride that seems to have no end in sight. Singer/guitarist/songwriter Britt Daniel has gone on record as attributing some of his sonic success on Spoon’s lack of a rhythm guitar; most rock bands of Spoon’s indy ilk fill every available space with constantly jangling six-strings, which also increases a band’s Pictured (From Left): Truth Universal, Alex McMurray with the Tin Men, Drive-By Truckers volume while often causing the singer’s vocal chords to strain in that annoying white-guy way that’s become a signature of so many other Austin bands and indie rock in general. In and around all of Spoon’s extra space, Daniels’ smooth minimal guitar parts and cool competent voice are free to dwell exclusively in their sweet spots. As a result, since 2007, when its album Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga hit Billboard’s top ten, Spoon have been regulars on the major late-night talk show circuit, and even played Saturday Night Live. —MPW Truth Universal (Friday, May 1st, 1:10pm, Congo Square Stage) Truth Universal is New Orleans’ most righteous, mightiest and nicest. Representing the red, black, and green, biggin’-up the local scene hosting open mic nights, and breaking up knife fights, because no fights are nice fights, on nice nights like those, when Truth rips shows. He’s slightly old school, but not an old fool trying to be so positive that he can’t get incensed; man, Truth Universal gets intense. He’s opened for dead prez, Taleb Kweli, and The Roots—plus Hieroglyphics and Camp Lo, to boot. Not an MC to beat his own chest, he did also just rock South By South West (with Mr. Lif, no less!). And though Truth is often booked, he still states that “New Orleans’ hip-hop scene tends to get overlooked.” Truth respects JazzFest and loves New Orleans dearly, “But I feel [hiphop acts] should have the chance play JazzFest yearly—just like the brass bands, gospel, and zydeco groups.” Cause as far as sheer numbers, hip-hop’s army got way more troops. Even legendary MC Paris—from the Bay Area—said to Truth, “Yo, we’ll take care of ya. We will put out and promote your very next disk!” But any larger-label dealings are always a risk: That was 2006. The album (Decolonization) hasn’t been nixed, but it’s been a long time; it’s now slated to drop in 2009. But in the meantime Truth Universal released Self-Determination, a missive to the hip-hop nation: a record that features members of Poor Righteous Teachers, plus Digable Planets the inside cover says, not to mention a cameo by said dead prez. And while Truth waits for the big label bullshit to get done—which is no fun—he’s already at work on the next one. Alongside Jimi Clever, DJ EF Cuttin’ and MC One Eye, Truth Universal will throw down a special rap tribute to dearly departed Bionik Brown. At JazzFest, that is. —MPW Wilco (Saturday, April 25th, 5:30pm, Gentilly) The last time Wilco played Jazz Fest they were hot off the heels of their expansive album A Ghost is Born. This time they’ll head down south from the Windy City while prepping a new album for a June release. Jeff Tweedy has hinted that the new record will continue Sky Blue Sky’s trajectory back towards a more organic, countrified/ rootsy vibe, but perhaps with a bit more attention to the sonic musculature of the sound. While Yankee Hotel Foxtrot is often viewed as the highlight within the Wilco catalogue, due to its brilliant pop experimentalism, Tweedy and the band have always sounded best without the confinements of pop. Regardless of the form their seventh album may take, knowing that their set on Saturday, April 26th will be peppered with new songs is enough to get me to sign up. I always enjoy catching bands before a release because nothing is expected of the group as far as live layout and interpretation of the latest tracks. It represents a blank canvas for the band, a chance to freely interact with those in attendance sans comparative judgments from expecting listeners. A group like Wilco, who’ve never released a poor album, will certainly make the most of this opportunity to share with those present their freshest batch of songs; at the very least we have the assurance of the prior gems to look forward to. —DM 19 antigravitymagazine.com_ REVIEWS PONYTAIL BONNIE ‘PRINCE’ BILLY BEWARE (DRAG CITY) ash me hard with scolding tears / And with bathwater drain my fears.” I think it’s safe to say that Will Oldham didn’t ‘Lie Down in the Light’ for too long, as evidenced on the closing number “Afraid Ain’t I,” from his newest offering Beware. Just start with the stark cover image, his darkest and most ominous since 1999’s I See a Darkness. But the image is a bit misleading; this record is not all gloom and doom but rather a meditation on needing and being needed. The songs reflect this sentiment in that they veer from purge-like confessionals in “Heart’s Arms,” to tales of caution in “Beware Your Only Friend,” and from intimate longings of love in “I Won’t Ask Again,” to finding strength and empowerment in the face of fear and loss in “I Don’t Belong to Anyone.” The pushpull dichotomy amongst the songs gives Beware a balance never quite attained on previous outings. While The Letting Go and Lie Down in the Light headed toward this kind of stability, Oldham, as Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy, has created a seamless beast of an album with this latest, and possibly greatest, release. As with the bulk of his records, repeated listens rarely yield similar emotional responses, and Beware may be his swan song in that respect. This record has meant so many things to me over the weeks of repeated, almost militant listenings that I am almost without words. For fans of his previous efforts, you will not be the least bit disappointed and for newcomers, if you are looking for a disarming, sometimes dreadfully honest country/folk wordsmith, look no further than Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy’s Beware. —Dan Mitchell “W ICE CREAM SPIRITUAL (WE ARE FREE) P erhaps one of the greatest compliments you can give a record is to constantly turn it up. Another is that you cannot wait to see the band live. Both of these apply to Ponytail and their second release. Spazzy with a sense of purpose, and a great combination of exuberance and control, Ponytail hypnotizes the listener and drags them along a journey that will annoy or confuse most but enrapture those ready to let loose for the ride. Vocalist Molly Siegel uses her voice more as an instrument than arbiter of words, screaming and whooping sounds that more often seem animal than human. This probably wouldn’t work with almost any other band, but she simultaneously melds and clashes with the amazing interplay of the two guitarists and powerful propulsive drumming. Think Bjork fronting Sonic Youth if they were all twenty years younger and from Japan. Fans of Deerhoof, Japanther, Indian Jewelry, U.S. Maple and the like will surely adore this record, which might be my most listened-to record over the past year. Some credit for this amazing record should go to the steadying, wise hand of engineer J. Robbins of Jawbox and Burning Airlines fame, who understood where the band was trying to go and did his best to help them get there. On a sad note, Robbins’ young son Callum is having serious health problems. Please help a family that has given so much to music—you can get the full story and information at callumrobbins. blogspot.com. —Colby Spath FEVER RAY FEVER RAY (WE ARE FREE) K CONDO FUCKS (YO LA TENGO) FUCKBOOK (MATADOR) wenty years ago Yo La Tengo released Fakebook, a beautiful collection of acoustic covers (mostly) of great pop songs. Over the course of time this record became one of their most-listened to. There was a time you couldn’t enter a friend’s house, coffeeshop, bar or hip cafe without hearing their versions of Daniel Johnston’s “Speeding Motorcycle” or Cat Stevens’ “Here Comes My Baby.” Fastforward to the present and the band has once again put out a record of covers, albeit under the nom de guerre “Condo Fucks” (a reference to a band from a fake Matador catalog listing in their record I Can hear The Heart Beating As One). Fuckbook has the same love of songcraft that Fakebook has, but the sound and spirit are more akin to the garage than the coffeehouse. The difference between records is best dramatized by the light years’ difference in the band’s treatment of The Flamin’ Groovies. Fakebook’s soft “You Tore Me Down” and Fuckbook’s raucous “Dog Meat” show the ying/yang of the two records and the band’s aural personality, although both covers are true to the originals. The record also contains great renditions of songs by Richard Hell, The Beach Boys, Kinks, Troggs, Small Faces and perhaps my favorite, a rollicking, messy version of Slade’s “Goodbye T’Jane” which might make up slightly for all of the bad hair metal versions of Slade songs in the past. —Colby Spath T arin Dreijer Andersson is Fever Ray and her self-titled debut release highlights her unique delivery, alternating between guttural ghoulishness and bright control. That delivery is in the forefront throughout, unlike her work with brother, the Knife’s Olof, in where her vocals often act as a complement to the madness of the music. Accompanied by sparse percussion, onenote guitar mutes, grave basslines and tropical-tinged keyboards, Andersson the singer takes center stage on Fever Ray and guides us into the deep recesses of her psyche. Given that she just gave birth to her second child, the results of this record, especially with respect to the lyrics, may reflect this experience. Only in dreams do feelings of crippling paranoia and atmospheric euphoria exist in such close proximity as they do on this Fever Ray record, except perhaps in a child’s brain. While certain tracks stand out more than others, the first single, “If I Had a Heart” and the infectious “Seven” come to mind, this group of songs works best taken on the whole. This is not going to be a record that will be appreciated or understood as Silent Shout was in 2006; rather, it is the type of record you should feel lucky to have stumbled across. —Dan Mitchell FRANZ FERDINAND TONIGHT (DOMINO/EPIC) hat is this,” I said to myself about five minutes into the luminous “Lucid Dreams,” easily the epicenter of Tonight, Franz Ferdinand’s third release. After opening as an affable indie pop song, the beast morphed into a charging, “W New Wave tsunami led by the crooned refrain of “lucid dreams” and the omnipresent hum of surging organ melodies and distorted bass. But then something funny happens: the song begins to devolve, shedding instruments, melodies and all vestiges of pop music until it’s a bare, sparse acid jam of synthetic bass, swirling crackles of white sound and analog keyboards pulsating. Who could have expected this? After “Take Me Out” completely wore out its welcome despite its solid indie-pop foundation, and Franz Ferdinand’s sophomore album only parred to the bar they’d previously set, I had written the band off as another in the long line of well-hyped but ultimately forgettable media darlings. Tonight has shoved those hasty judgements back in my face; an album of individual songs, each hook-laden and almost instantly rewarding, that all fit thematically into a cohesive record, Tonight is a great piece of work. Firstly, it’s disco—so just get used to that—but rest easy, it’s not a bad thing. Reconciling the inherent vapidity of disco with the edges of rock, the album is led by the thumping, 4x4 rhythm section and, unlike most modern rock, each instrument is allowed to stand out. A song like “No You Girls” uses the electric guitar as a punctuation mark, stinging the groovy bassline with trebly sparks instead of washing the whole thing in power chords, while “Can’t Stop Feeling” is a showcase for the tight bond between high tension bass guitar, jungly, bouncing beats and a stuttering analog synth riff. The band truly shows their versatility on this album, effortlessly switching from the bright ’60s pop of “Twilight Omens” to the dance-cumClash energy of “Bite Hard.” The pitfall of much modern dance rock is genre inaccessibility, too much dance to sate the rock fan or too many riffs to smooth over the dance enthusiast. Tonight strikes the perfect balance, recalling a time when rock music was dance music, when killer riffs and a funky bassline could live hand in hand. Hell, the last minute of “What She Came For” is a fevered breakdown of shredded guitar and coked-up bass that could fit seamlessly into any ’70s greatest rock hits comp. I’ll take Franz Ferdinand’s brand of disco-fied, crunchy pop rock over ninety percent of the milquetoast alterna-snooze or oh-so-sincere indie snobbery the hip music media propagates, and Tonight is the reaffirmation of their place in the rock hierarchy. —Mike Rodgers ORCUSTUS ORCUSTUS (SOUTHERN LORD) T his Spring is shaping up to be a boom time for metal fans. Sunn O))), Mastodon and Wolves in the Throne Room are all set to release records in the near future, but first out of the gate and flying under most people’s radar is Orcustus. A supergroup of sorts, consisting of principle songwriters Taipan on vocals and Gehenna drummer Dirge Rep, as well as founding Gorgoroth members Infernus and Tormentor handling much of the guitar and bass. Their previous EP.’s were printed in extremely low numbers and quickly became collector’s items, and with their first full-length release it’s easy to see why. In the face of such an overwhelmingly flooded genre like black metal, finding a group that stands out has become an ever-increasing task. Orcustus stands at the face of what I am dubbing “Progressive Black Metal,” a subgenre notable for its technicality within the framework of traditional Norwegian metal. The record combines the ferocity of Gorgoroth, driving guitars less concerned with sounding haunted or brittle with extreme time changes and increasingly complex song structures. Opener “Coil” races between mighty riffs, solemn breakdowns and acrobatic guitar lines that are often difficult to follow. They begin familiarly enough, but just when you think the chord progression should go down, it veers back up again or possibly even shifts altogether, transforming each of its five minutes into distinct subsections that all loosely tie MUSIC REVIEWS SPONSORED BY THE OFFICIAL RECORD STORE OF ANTIGRAVITY 20_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative REVIEWS together. Images of suicide, despair and evil run awash over the album, while the lyrics eschew any kind of narrative sense, serving only to create an atmosphere of desolate madness and pure unholy terror. For instance, “Jesus Christ Patricide” and its words of wisdom, “What darkness the revive to own your murder worthlessness of name,” all delivered with non-stop intensity in a howl somewhere between Varg Vikernes’ screech and a guttural growl. In Orcustus, we metalheads have a band that upholds the sacrosanct traditions of black metal—namely hopeless evil—but continues to push the genre forward into increasingly technical and interesting directions. —Mike Rodgers THE PAINS OF BEING PURE AT HEART THE PAINS OF BEING PURE AT HEART (SLUMBERLAND) I t’s quite an accomplishment to make music that appeals both to the pure pop crowd and the indie mafia as well, which is why The Pains of Being Pure at Heart’s debut record is so enticing. It’s a sugary sweet mixture of alterna-fuzz and bubblegum melodies that calls to mind the best that early alternative rock had to offer. The band immediately attracts comparisons to a less nebulous My Bloody Valentine, with reverb swallowing the guitar riffs while singer Kip Berman’s nasal, relaxed voice perfectly frames the noise in self-aware emotion. It’s essentially focused shoegaze, a wall of pleasant sound driven by genuinely catchy hooks. The record opens with the percussion-free “Contender,” which sets a lazy tone and situates the album as a warm daydream. “Young Adult Fiction” plays off a peppy jangly guitar and organ melody, punctuating its cool chorus with backup coos from keyboardist (and New Orleans native) Peggy Wang-East that elevate an already strong chorus to exultant status. The true worth of the record is how well it skates the thin line between what could have been noisy and amateurish or overly polished bubblegum. The band skirts disdain with enough willful, trebly feedback and thoughtfulness but has the songwriting chops to back up their flirtations with basement rock. A song like “Stay Alive” is a minor miracle: a simple, major chord pop track coasts on a new wave cloud before opening up its impossibly pretty chorus with a haze of distorted guitars. The songs don’t bog themselves down in gimmicks, the guitars provide ambience, the keys trace the melody, the bass pops along the rhythm and the vocals catalyze the songs more than dominate them. The Pains of Being Pure at Heart is less concerned with muscling the listener with riffs or affectations and instead relies on forward momentum, brilliant hooks and an all too inviting sound. —Mike Rodgers THE PRODIGY INVADERS MUST DIE (TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL) W asn’t “Firestarter” a boss track back in the ’90s? The fusion of big beat dance music with rock seemed like such a fresh and invigorating idea at the time, but by the time that song’s accompanying album The Fat of the Land was released the trend had already become old hat, so a good twelve years later sees the idea as stale as day-old bagels. Liam Howlett’s not learned any new tricks since 1997; the music of The Prodigy is still big beat bass thumps pierced with house electro stings, seasoned with annoying “extreme” vocals and layered with enough extraneous sound effects to deafen even the toughest of eardrums. “Everything is more” is the name of the game, with each bass bump or squealing synth stab cranked to eleven. This music is loud, not volume-wise but the way a tie covered in neon orange paisley is. What begins promising enough (if you have a soft spot for late-’90s electronic music), with the title track’s throbbing bass klaxons and moderately catchy groove, disintegrates into a sea of over-cooked madness. When every knob is cranked to the max, nothing stands out, you dig? “Thunder” opens like a menacing Miami bass cut but suddenly morphs into an industrial house number replete with stuttered keyboards and a reggae-tinged chorus—it’s this kind of schizo mentality that provides the record’s “subtle” charms. When Howlett and company rekindle some of the simplicity of their early work, like on “Take Me to the Hospital,” with its Detroit house synth strings and skittering buzz rythmn or “Warrior’s Dance” and its old school breaks and deliciously cheesy disco diva vocal samples, The Prodigy sounds like a fun dance act. These brighter spots only serve to illuminate how dreary the rest of the record truly is: it’s arena-ready frat rock dunked in electroplated nu-metal. I can imagine a song like “Run with the Wolves” selling a lot of Mountain Dew—even Dave Grohl’s guest drums do little to drag the track up from cheeseball aggression and flatness. Invaders Must Die is a prime example of an idea with dodgy intentions completely running its course, and while there are moments of excitement littered throughout the album, each successive track is swallowed in the ever-increasing swarm of annoying rock tics, jumbled overproduction and overkill of all kinds. —Mike Rodgers MORE REVIEWS ON PAGE 30... In Mr. Michael’s ‘Music Writing’ Class (part of the Young Audiences Arts for Learning program), public school kids learn to make beats, write lyrics, and record their own original hip-hop songs. The kids are also taught to pen album reviews of hard-to-define New Orleans musicians. The following reviews were written by third-graders from Gentilly Terrace Elementary: QUINTRON TOO THIRSTY 4 LOVE (GONER) Song number one sounds like a church song. It puts me in a good mood because I like church songs. Song number two sounds like a rock band and vampires. This song puts me in a boring mood because you can’t understand what they are saying. Song number three I don’t like it because they sound like monkeys. It makes me mad because their voice and the instruments are dumb. In song number four it sounds like someone is breaking wind. They sound country. In song number six I don’t like it because you can’t understand the words. Song number seven sounds like a racecar racing. It makes you wanna turn it down because it’s loud. In song number nine I don’t like the beat. I don’t like this album very much because you can’t understand what they’re saying. —Terik Griffin clapping. The lady sounds like a girly girl. At the end it has a lot of bubbles. I think people should buy it because this album sounds really great. They should really listen to it. —Leshandra Lewis THERESA ANDERSSON HUMMINGBIRD, GO! (BASIN STREET) “Na Na Na” started with drums. It sounded like she was talking Spanish, but she was talking English. The singing in song three is like she’s a mermaid underwater playing with dolphins. She sounds like Fantasia. The guitar sounded like she was bellydancing. I can’t understand what she’s saying. It has the same guitar as SpongeBob. I think she just met someone, and I like when those girls was singing. Sounds like she broke up with her boyfriend.”*” and “Shhh” was great. It has bells that sound like a wink when you wink your eye. The violin was great, like country music in a barn. Song nine has xylophone in the beginning. It doesn’t have a drum in it and it sounds like she is rocking a baby to sleep, On song ten it sounds like she mad and she wants someone back. I like it when the man and woman like each other and are singing together. Song eleven started like a Japan song, it was great but I didn’t like it. It’s too long. I didn’t like the next song either because it is too slow. It sounded like ghosts. I like some of the songs because some were fun and some were not. —Dynasty Roberts Number one sounds like rock music. They have one man and one lady singing. It is going fast. It is short. “Waterfall” sounds spooky. The beat is crazy. The organ sounds like a guitar. “Ya Ya Ya” sounds like Indian music. It sounds like a rattlesnake. “Fart Man” have some farts in it. It is funny. “Oh No” sounds like Japan music. It is fast and have kids in it. “War” sounds like a bee, it sounds like war, it sounds like a man. It is short. “Oh Oh Oh” is rockstar music. It has a child singing. It has bubbles at the end. Everyone should buy this CD because it is funny and because it has I think Theresa Anderson’s album is good. Every song on the album was good in a way. I just crazy people singing on it. —Deshawn Brinston liked the first song “Na Na Na” just a little bit, Song one sounds like a movie. The man sounds mostly because it has drums and drums are my very stupid. Song two sounds like a concert favorite kind of instruments. On the song “Hisong. It has a lot of people singing in it. It is Low” it sounds like Alvin and the Chipmunks terrible because it sounds like it is one person but in the background. And I love Alvin and the it is two people. The lady sounds good saying Chipmunks. On the song “Clusters” it sounds like you are in “Waterfall!” Song three sounds like a church song. It has heaven. This is one of my favorite songs. I like this maracas and drums. I like this song because it song because it has a relaxing mood. I could go to is fun to dance to. It sounds old every time he the beach and rewind the song to the beginning sings. It sounds like they’re dancing when they’re just to listen to my favorite part. Another song I like is “Birds Fly Away.” When singing. Song four sounds like they are farting. I can see someone in a barn singing to animals. It it first came on it made me clap because it has a good beat. There is another song called “Japanese has a harmonica and is still farting. Five has bells in it. This makes me happy Art.” It doesn’t really sound Japanese though. because it sounds like Japan people in it. Number Also I can almost hear a lady walking on heals on six the man sounds dumb because he old. Seven is top of wooden floors. Another song is called “The about a motorcycle. It doesn’t have any rhythm. I Wahs” It really sounds like a Christmas song because it has bells. I also like this song because don’t like it because it’s noisy. Eight is good because it sounds like a robot it sounds like a lullaby because it is very quiet and dancing on a dance floor. Nine sounds like it’s in smooth. But I really love this album in all, because all the desert. It sounds cute because they have bass. Ten sounds like rap when it came on. Eleven has the songs have a good tune. —Kermit Brazile 21 antigravitymagazine.com_ EVENTS NEW ORLEANS VENUES 45 Tchoup, 4529 Tchoupitoulas (504) 891-9066 Banks St. Bar And Grill, 4401 Banks St., (504) 486-0258, www.banksstreetbar.com THURSDAY 4/2 Melvin’s, 2112 St. Claude Ave. NEW ORLEANS (Cont.) Barrister’s Art Gallery, 2331 St. Claude Ave. MVC, 9800 Westbank Expressway, (504) 2342331, www.themvc.net The Big Top, 1638 Clio St., (504) 569-2700, www.3ringcircusproductions.com Neutral Ground Coffee House, 5110 Danneel St., (504) 891-3381, www.neutralground.org The Blue Nile, 534 Frenchmen St., (504) 948-2583 Nowe Miasto, 223 Jane Pl., (504) 821-6721 Broadmoor House, 4127 Walmsley, (504) 8212434 Ogden Museum, 925 Camp St., (504) 539-9600 Cafe Brasil, 2100 Chartres St., (504) 947-9386 Candle Factory, 4537 N. Robertson St. Carrollton Station, 8140 Willow St., (504) 8659190, www.carrolltonstation.com Checkpoint Charlie’s, 501 Esplanade Ave., (504) 947-0979 Chickie Wah Wah, 2828 Canal Street (504) 304-4714, www.chickiewahwah.com Circle Bar, 1032 St. Charles Ave., (504) 5882616, www.circlebar.net Club 300, 300 Decatur Street, www. neworleansjazzbistro.com Coach’s Haus, 616 N. Solomon The Country Club, 634 Louisa St., (504) 9450742, www.countryclubneworleans.com d.b.a., 618 Frenchmen St., (504) 942-373, www. drinkgoodstuff.com/no Der Rathskeller (Tulane’s Campus), McAlister Dr., http://wtul.fm One Eyed Jacks, 615 Toulouse St., (504) 5698361, www.oneeyedjacks.net Outer Banks, 2401 Palmyra (at S. Tonti), (504) 628-5976, www.myspace.com/ outerbanksmidcity Republic, 828 S. 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Peters, (504) 522WOLF, www.thehowlinwolf.com Kajun’s Pub, 2256 St. Claude Avenue (504) 9473735, www.myspace.com/kajunspub Kim’s 940, 940 Elysian Fields, (504) 844-4888 The Kingpin, 1307 Lyons St., (504) 891-2373 Le Bon Temps Roule, 4801 Magazine St., (504) 895-8117 Le Chat Noir, 715 St. Charles Ave., (504) 5815812, www.cabaretlechatnoir.com Lyceum Central, 618 City Park Ave., (410) 5234182, http://lyceumproject.com Lyon’s Club, 2920 Arlington St. Mama’s Blues, 616 N. Rampart St., (504) 453-9290 Maple Leaf, 8316 Oak St., (504) 866-9359 Marlene’s Place, 3715 Tchoupitoulas, (504) 897-3415, www.myspace.com/marlenesplace McKeown’s Books, 4737 Tchoupitoulas, (504) 895-1954, http://mckeownsbooks.net The Bar, 3224 Edenborn Keystone’s Lounge, 3408 28th Street, www. myspace.com/keystoneslounge Stitches, 3941 Houma Blvd., www.myspace. com/stitchesbar BATON ROUGE VENUES The Caterie, 3617 Perkins Rd., www.thecaterie.com Chelsea’s Café, 2857 Perkins Rd., (225) 3873679, www.chelseascafe.com Dragonfly’s, 124 West Chimes The Darkroom, 10450 Florida Blvd., (225) 2741111, www.darkroombatonrouge.com Government St., 3864 Government St., www. myspace.com/rcpzine Junkyard House, 3299 Ivanhoe St. North Gate Tavern, 136 W. Chimes St. (225)346-6784, www.northgatetavern.com Red Star Bar, 222 Laurel St., (225) 346-8454, www.redstarbar.com Rotolos, 1125 Bob Pettit Blvd. (225) 761-1999, www.myspace.com/rotolosallages The Spanish Moon, 1109 Highland Rd., (225) 383-MOON, www.thespanishmoon.com The Varsity, 3353 Highland Rd., (225)383-7018, www.varsitytheatre.com Andrew Duhon, d.b.a., 7pm Justin Hilbun, Loren Murrell, Circle Bar, 10pm, FREE Mad Mike the Hippie Bum, I Octopus, Dragon’s Den, 10pm Mayhem String Band, d.b.a., 10pm, $5 FRIDAY 4/3 3Now4 w/ James Singleton, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm The Balboas, The Bills, The Unnaturals, Saturn Bar, 9pm Big John Bates, The Voodoo Dolls, Fleur de Tease, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Charles Brewer, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 8pm The City Life, Caddywhompus, One Eyed Jacks, 9pm The Dead Kenny Gs, d.b.a., 10pm, $5 Greyskull, Touching the Absolute, Pack of Wolves, Howlin’ Wolf, 10pm Hot Club of New Orleans, d.b.a., 6pm Los Po-Boy Citos, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Rotary Downs, Good Enough for Good Times, Tipitina’s, 10pm, $10 Slightly Stoopid, Rebelution, House Of Blues, 8pm Zombie Legion, Snake Oiler, Kronik Disorder, The Bar, 10pm SATURDAY 4/4 11 Blade Album Release w/ Toxic Rott, Concrete Shoes, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Charlie Louvin, Mike Hurtt & His Haunted Hearts, One Eyed Jacks Copeland, This Providence, Paper Route, Brooke Waggoner, The Parish @ House Of Blues, 8pm Dark Castle, Buzzardstein, War Amps, Mountain of Wizard, Karoshi, Saturn Bar DJ Frenzi, DJ Monk, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Grass Roots w/ Truth Universal, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Groovesect w/ Chali 2na, Swampgrease, Tipitina’s, 10pm, $12 Little Freddie King, d.b.a., 11pm, $5 Meriwether, Mynameisjohnmichael, Pandemic, Howlin’ Wolf, 10pm Who’s Bad, Raging Geisha, House Of Blues, 9pm SUNDAY 4/5 B.B. King, Lukas Nelson, The Promise of the Real, House Of Blues, 8pm Dead Friends, We Need to Talk, Mordechai, Nowe Miasto, 7pm, $5 Fleur de Tease: A Pirate’s Life for Me, One Eyed Jacks, 8pm, 10pm Louisiana Books 2 Prisoners Worknight, Nowe Miasto, 4pm-7pm, FREE Maddie Ruthless, Gamma Ringo, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 11pm Poetry Slam, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 8pm The Public, We Landed on the Moon, Birdfight, Elsinore, Hi-Ho Lounge, 8pm Washboard Chaz Blues Trio, d.b.a., 10pm MONDAY 4/6 Dead Meat, The Panix, Toxic Rott, Saturn Bar Green Mantles, Bass Line Bums, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm The Loose Marbles, One Eyed Jacks, 8pm Russian Mafia Band, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Enharmonic Souls, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Homegrown Night f/ JC & Company, The Friendly Travelers, Crystal Tucker, Joyful, Tipitina’s, 8:30pm, FREE Lovehog, Green Genes, Burning Castles, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm New Orleans Moonshiners, d.b.a., 10pm Paul Sanchez w/ Shamarr Allen & Alex McMurray, d.b.a., 7pm Ratatat, Tussle, Despot, House Of Blues, 9pm Smiley With a Knife, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 7pm FRIDAY 4/10 CC Adcock w/ Lil’ Buck Senegal, d.b.a., 10pm, $5 The Dancing Angels Revue f/ Fleur de Tease, Bustout Burlesque, One Eyed Jacks, 8pm Dangerous Sea Monsters, Magic Legs, Aiua, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Goodchildren Carnival Club Presents: Jesus Christ Superstar Karaoke, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Ingrid Lucia, d.b.a., 6pm Ivan Neville and Friends, Joe Krown Trio, Tipitina’s, 10pm, $12 Keeping Crescent Album Release, Howlin’ Wolf Sway w/ DJ Finger Prince, Dub Insurgent, DJ Tall Jamal, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm SATURDAY 4/11 Community Records Block Party 2009, The Big Top, 12pm-11pm, $12 DJ Resin, Dragon’s Den, 10pm Otra, d.b.a., 11pm, $5 Rebirth Brass Band, Los Po-Boy-Citos, Howlin’ Wolf, 10pm Shockhound.com Presents Mastodon, Kylesa, Intronaut, House Of Blues, 8pm St. Vitus, Hawg Jaw, A Hanging, One Eyed Jacks, 9pm Tommy Talton Band, Tipitina’s, 10pm, $15 Zydepunks, Crack Box, Los Skarnales, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm SUNDAY 4/12 Andy J Forest, d.b.a., 10pm Sour Mash Hug Band, Invisible Man Corporation, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Stereo Total, Leslie & The LYs, The Parish @ House Of Blues, 9pm The Vagina Monologues, One Eyed Jacks, 9pm Wonderfarm Cabaret Variety Show, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm MONDAY 4/13 Dan Deacon & Ensemble, Future Islands, Teeth Mountain, Lovey Doveys, NOLA Candle Factory/ Heavy Metal Parking Lot, 7pm, $5 The Loose Marbles, One Eyed Jacks, 8pm Sacred Shock, Deskonocidos, Necrohippies, Amino Acids, Saturn Bar, 9pm TUESDAY 4/14 Ab Bears Trio, Dance Gavin Dance, Attack Attack, In Fear and Faith, I See Stars, High Ground, 6pm, $12 Bastard Son of a Bastard Son, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Frogsw Gone Fishin’, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm N.O. Jazz All-Stars, Tipitina’s, 6pm, FREE Voltaire, The Public, DJ Vendetta, DJ Tot Kuhunge, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm WEDNESDAY 4/15 TUESDAY 4/7 The Panix, Toxic Rott, St. Roch Taverne, 8pm The Way, Lollipop Factory, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm WEDNESDAY 4/8 Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti, Vivian Girls, The Parish @ House Of Blues, 9pm Movie Star Junkies, Saturn Bar, 9pm THURSDAY 4/9 Surf Night w/ Spring Break Shark Attack, The Unnaturals, DJ Curt Vile, Hi-Ho Lounge, 9pm THURSDAY 4/16 Curren$y, Cory Gunz, Raw Dizzy, G-Eazy, Famous Stranger, DJ Raj Smoove, Howlin’ Wolf Evan Christopher w/ Sebastien Girardot and Guillaume Nouaux, d.b.a., 7pm Freedom Fest II, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Kirk Joseph’s Backyard Groove, d.b.a., 10pm, $5 Mojo Method, Gamma Ringo, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm 23 antigravitymagazine.com_ EVENTS FRIDAY 4/17 DJ Soul Sister’s Over/Under Party, Dragon’s Den, 10pm Electric Six, Living Things, The Parish @ House Of Blues, 9pm Evil Army, Tirefire, Mars, Saturn Bar Flytracks Crew Presents: Raw Dizzy, Dee-1, Kourtney Heart, Soul Capital, Team Robot, Dappa, Tipitina’s, $8 ($5 w/ college ID) Freedom Fest II, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Hot Club of New Orleans, d.b.a., 6pm Tin Men, d.b.a., 10pm, $5 Vedas f/ Alias Orion, People on the Side, Moonwhore Burlesque Troop, Howlin’ Wolf Big Chief Monk Boudreaux, Rebirth Brass Band, Tipitina’s, 9pm, $20 An Evening with funky METERS f/ Skerik, House Of Blues, [Late Fri.] 2am Galactic, Tipitina’s, [Late Fri.] 2am, $30 Gov’t Majik, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 12:30am Jealous Monk, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Karl Denson’s Tiny Universe, Ivan Neville’s Dumpstaphunk, Robert Walker and Friends, Howlin’ Wolf Kermit Ruffins Album Release Party, The Parish @ House Of Blues, 10pm Trombone Shorty & Orleans Ave., Rebirth Brass Band, House Of Blues, 9pm Zydepunks, Lost Bayou Ramblers, d.b.a., 10pm, $10 SATURDAY 4/18 SATURDAY 4/25 Freedom Fest II w/ Spooky LaStrange and Her Billion-Dollar Baby Dolls, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Glasgow, We Landed on the Moon Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Glorybee, Drumcart, The Dancing Thai Chef, Circle Bar, 10pm GreenLeaf’s B-Day Party, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm The Persuaders, Goodnight Loving, Die Rotzz, Saturn Bar Rotary Downs, d.b.a., 11pm, $5 Anal Cunt, Outlaw Order, Strong Intention, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Boo Williams Drum N Bass, Dragon’s Den, 10pm An Evening with funky METERS f/ Cyril Neville, House Of Blues, [Late Sat.], 2am Happy Talk Band, R. Scully Band, Andre Williams and The New Orleans Hellhounds, d.b.a., Midnight, $15 Lotus, EOTO w/ Michael Kang and Steve Molitz, Lyrics Born, Pnuma PA, M@ Peoples w/ Gravity A, Howlin’ Wolf SUNDAY 4/19 Mod Dance Party, Saturn Bar, 9pm The Radiators, Tipitina’s, 9pm, $25 American Cheeseburger, Hjertestop, Mania, Thou, Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings, The Budos Band, Necrohippies, Saturn Bar, 10pm House Of Blues, 9pm Debauche, River City Rebels, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Tab Benoit’s Swampland Jam, Tipitina’s (French Jeremy Lyons and The Deltabilly Boys, d.b.a., Quarter), 10pm, $20 10pm Terry Reid, Dax Riggs, One Eyed Jacks, 9pm Jettison Never, Box 100s, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 11pm SUNDAY 4/26 Poetry Slam, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 8pm 007, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm MONDAY 4/20 Blind Boys of Alabama w/ Special Guests Charlie Musselwhite, Henry Butler, The Dirty Dozen Blizzibbadibba Band, Mr. Wayne and ICU, The Brass Band, Tipitina’s, 8:30pm Acropolions, Skipp Coon and Mr. Nick, Uma Eric Lindell, The Stanton Moore Trio, One Eyed Zuma, The Foot, Howlin’ Wolf Jacks, 9pm Blue October, The Kin, House Of Blues, 8pm James Singleton, Helen Gillet, Justin Peake, The Loose Marbles, One Eyed Jacks, 8pm Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 8pm Nobunny, Rocknroll Adventure Kids, Saturn Bar, Matt Perrines’ Sunflower City, d.b.a., 8pm, $10 9pm Rusty Lazer, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm The Pharmacy, New Thrill Parade, Dragon’s Den Tim Reynolds & TR3, On The One, Tipitina’s (Upstairs), 10pm (French Quarter), 9pm, $20 TUESDAY 4/21 MONDAY 4/27 The Bexar County Bastards, Saturn Bar, 9pm Brigham Hall, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Girl Talk, Big Rock Candy Mountain, The Peekers, Tipitina’s, 9pm Mogwai, The Twilight Sad, Republic, 9pm 007, d.b.a., 11pm, $10 The A-Bones, Redondo Beat, The Royal Pendletons, One Eyed Jacks, 9pm Brice Nice Presents: Hip Drop, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Instruments A Comin’ Silent Auction and Outdoor Extravaganza w/ Galactic, The Chilluns, Rebirth Brass Band, Soul Rebels, Big Sam’s Funky Nation and More, Tipitina’s, 5:30pm, $40 ($150 VIP) NoJack, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Piano Night: A Benefit for WWOZ Patron Party, House Of Blues, 5pm, 7:30pm Simon Lott, Mike Gamble, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Sound Advice Showcase f/ Glen David Andrews, New Orleans Jazz Vipers, Kristen Diable, d.b.a., 6-10pm, $10 WEDNESDAY 4/22 Blackbelt, I Octopus, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Sevendust, Dope, House Of Blues, 8pm THURSDAY 4/23 Colin Lake, d.b.a., 5pm Good Enough for Good Times, d.b.a., 11pm, $10 John Lee Hardee & Friends, d.b.a., 8pm The Let it Rock Tour f/ Kevin Rudolf, Jeremy Greene, Hyper Crush, Cash, The Parish @ House Of Blues, 8pm Naked Orchestra, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm The Other Planets, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Papa Mali’s 5th Annual Stoned Soul Picnic f/ Papa Mali, The Dynamites f/ Charles Walker, Bonerama, Tipitina’s, 10pm, $20 Rebirth Brass Band, Soul Rebels, Hot 8 Brass Band, Howlin’ Wolf, 10pm FRIDAY 4/24 Clockwork Elvis, Spooky LaStrange and Her Billion-Dollar Baby Dolls, Honey Island Swamp Band, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Denque Fever, Chicha Libre, One Eyed Jacks, 9pm DJ Phaddusia’s Birthday Party, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Eric Lindell, Reunion of Big Chief Bo Dollis and 24_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative TUESDAY 4/28 The Baltimore String Felons, Endall, St. Roch Taverne, 8pm Dragon Smoke, One Eyed Jacks, 9pm Jacob Fred Jazz Odyssey, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Joe Krown Organ Combo, d.b.a., 8pm, $5 Johnny Vidacovich Trio w/ Robert Walker and June Yamagishi, d.b.a., 11pm, $10 Lynn Drury, d.b.a., 4pm Ponderosa Stomp, House Of Blues, 6:30pm Saucefest II w/ Skerik & Others, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm EVENTS WEDNESDAY 4/29 Garage A Trois, The Stanton Moore Trio, The Dead Kenny Gs, Marco Benevento, Howlin’ Wolf, 10pm The Iguanas, d.b.a., 7pm, $10 Keller Williams, Jesse Chong, One Eyed Jacks, 9pm Liferuiner, The World We Knew, High Ground, 6pm, $10 Murder Junkies, Pallbearers, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Ponderosa Stomp, House Of Blues, 6:30pm THURSDAY 4/30 Allen Toussaint, The Preservation Hall Jazz Band, House Of Blues, 8pm The Black Keys, The Contemporary Arts Center An Evening with Umphrey’s McGee, House Of Blues, [Late Thurs.] 2am Cyril Neville w/ Tab Benoit and Jumpin’ Johnny Sansone, The Wild Magnolias w/ Big Chief Bo Dollis and Big Chief Monk Boudreaux, Tipitina’s (French Quarter), 10pm, $20 DJ Rootz, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Grayson Capps, d.b.a., Midnight, $10 Marcia Ball, The Parish @ House Of Blues, 9pm Mike Dillon’s Go-Go Jungle, Spoonfed Tribe, HiHo Lounge, 10pm New Orleans Bingo! Show, Fleur de Tease, Tipitina’s, 9pm, $15 Paul Sanchez w/ Shamarr Allen, d.b.a., 8pm, $10 The Royal Family Ball f/ Soulive, Lettuce, Dr. Claw w/ Ivan Neville and Nigel Hall, Russell Batiste and Friends, Howlin’ Wolf Steve Kimock, Crazy Engine, Tipitina’s, [Late Thurs.], 2am Open Mic w/ Whiskey T., Rusty Nail, 8pm Reggae Jam with The Uppressors, John Lisi, Dave Jordan, Mike Burkart, Banks St. Bar and Grill, 10pm WEDNESDAYS DJ Lefty Parker, R Bar DJ T-Roy Presents: Dancehall Classics, Dragon’s Den, 10pm, $5 Gravity A, Banks St. Bar and Grill, 11pm Jim O. and The No Shows, Circle Bar, 6pm Kenny holiday and the Rolling Blackouts, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 9pm Marygoround & The Tiptoe Stampede, All-Ways Lounge Mojotoro Tango Trio, Yuki (525 Frenchmen St.), 8pm Tin Men, d.b.a., 7pm Walter Wolfman Washington and The Roadmasters, d.b.a., 10pm, $5 THURSDAYS Come Drink with Matt Vaughn, R Bar DJ Kemistry, Republic, 11pm DJ Matic, Hostel DJ Proppa Bear Presents: Bassbin Safari, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Fast Times ‘80s Dance Night, One Eyed Jacks The Fens w/ Sneaky Pete, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 10pm Hap Pardo Jazz Trio, All-Ways Lounge Sam and Boone, Circle Bar, 6pm Soul Rebels, Les Bon Temps Roule, 11pm Sweet Home New Orleans R&B Heritage Night, Banks St. Bar & Grill, 9pm FRIDAYS FRIDAY 5/1 Dr. John and The Lower 911, John Fohl, House Of Blues, 8pm An Evening with Umphrey’s McGee, House Of Blues, [Late Fri.] 2am Garage A Trois, One Eyed Jacks, 9pm George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic, DJ Motion Potion, Republic, 9pm JFJO, Mynameisjohnmichael, A Living Soundtrack, Caddywhompus, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm John Cleary & The Absolute Monster Gentlemen, The Parish @ House Of Blues, 9pm The New Orleans All-Stars, Papa Grows Funk, Zigaboo’s Funk Revue, Vinyl, Eric McFadden Trio, Howlin’ Wolf, 10pm Zydepunks, Saturn Bar, 9pm DJ Bees Knees, R Bar Friday Night Music Camp, The Big Top, 5pm Ratty Scurvics Lounge, All-Ways Lounge Throwback, Republic Tipitina’s Foundation Free Friday!, Tipitina’s, 10pm SATURDAYS DJ Bees Knees ’80s Dance Party, All-Ways Lounge DJ Damion Yancy, Republic, 11pm The Drive In w/ DJ Pasta, R Bar Javier Drada, Hostel John Boutte’, d.b.a., 7pm SUNDAYS Acoustic Open Mic w/ Jim Smith, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 7pm Cajun Fais Do Do f/ Bruce Danigerpoint, An Evening of the Classics w/ Aaron Neville and Tipitina’s, 5:30pm, $7 His Quintet f/ Charles Neville, House Of Blues, 9pm Corrosion, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm An Evening with Lez Zeppelin, The Parish @ House Latin Dance Nite w/ Los Pinginos, Banks St. Bar Of Blues, [Late Sat.] 2am and Grill Galactic, The Greyboy All-Stars, Rebirth Brass Linnzi Zaorski, d.b.a., 6pm Band, Howlin’ Wolf, 10pm Micah McKee and Friends, Circle Bar, 6pm Illuminasty Trio f/ Skerik, James Singleton, Mike Music Workshop Series, Tipitina’s, 12:30pm Dillon, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm The Palmetto Bug Stompers, d.b.a., 6pm The New Mastersounds, House Of Blues, [Late Sat.] 2am The Sunday Gospel Brunch, House Of Blues Rotary Downs, Happy Talk Band, The Other Planets, Saturn Bar, 9pm COMEDY SATURDAY 5/2 WEEKLIES & DANCE NIGHTS WEDNESDAYS MONDAYS Standup Comedy Open Mic, Carrollton Station, 9pm Beacoup Crasseaux w/ Free Jambalaya, Banks St. Bar and Grill, 10pm Blue Grass Pickin’ Party, Hi-Ho Lounge, 8pm Glen David Andrews, d.b.a., 10pm Justin Peake, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 8pm, FREE Mad Mike, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 8pm Missy Meatlocker, Circle Bar, (Every Other Monday), 5pm THURSDAYS TUESDAYS The Abney Effect, Hostel Acoustic Night, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 7pm Acoustic Open Mic, Carrollton Station, 9pm Acoustic Open Mic w/ Jim Smith, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 10pm Jonathan Freilich and Alex McMurray, Circle Bar, 6pm New Orleans Jazz Vipers, d.b.a., 9pm Karaoke Fury, La Nuit Comedy Theater, 10pm Rabbit Hole, La Nuit Comedy Theater, 8:30 FRIDAYS God’s Been Drinking, La Nuit Comedy Theater, 8:30pm, $10 Open Mic Stand-Up, La Nuit Comedy Theater, 10pm, $5 SATURDAYS ComedySportz: All-Ages Comedy Show, La Nuit Comedy Theater, 7pm, $10 Jonah’s Variety Hour, La Nuit Comedy Theater, 10pm 25 antigravitymagazine.com_ COMICS 26_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative COMICS 27 antigravitymagazine.com_ PHOTOS 28_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative PHOTOS 29 antigravitymagazine.com_ CONTINUED... Reviews, Continued from page 25... WAVVES ZACH SNYDER (FAT POSSUM) (WARNER BROS.) WAVVVES O h, the wonders of the Internet hype machine. Wavves, vehicle for twenty-two-year-old So Cal native Nathan Williams, has garnered so much attention over the past year for his No Age-y, sun burnt mauder-rock that it seems that this kid must shit gold. While No Age comparisons are easy, especially given geographical proximity, Wavves’ sound and lyrics fall more in line with the Jay Reatards and Bradford Coxes of this world: disenchanted loners cranking out fuzzed fuckery through a pop lens. But unlike Reatard and Cox, it seems that Williams just learned how to play his guitar and doesn’t quite have that knack for songwriting yet. There are, however, moments that show future promise, namely the bright immediacy of “Beach Demon,” “To the Dregs,” which finds Williams, well, not caring about anything, and the highlight track “So Bored,” where he is just plain bored with everything. With a few more tracks like the aforementioned and not quite as much unnecessary instrumental filler, we might start talking about an artist to be really excited about. But for the time being, all we can do is hope that this “no hope kid” puts down the bong long enough to write a few more worthwhile songs. Or at least starts smoking some better stuff. —Dan Mitchell WINO PUNCTUATED EQUILIBRIUM (SOUTHERN LORD) F rom bands like The Obsessed to St. Vitus, Scott “Wino” Weinreich is one of the pillars in the doom metal/stoner rock hierarchy. After the dissolution of yet another of his bands, he’s finally decided to release a solo project and the results are decidedly great. Combining the grimy blues that hides behind early metal pioneers like Sabbath or Pentagram with a green cloud of groove, Punctuated Equilibrium is manna from stoner heaven. For fans of the genre, don’t expect anything mindblowingly original; what the record provides instead is near perfection of Wino’s particular style. Culling the overlong stretches of drone from the equation and instead relying on smooth songwriting and the metal-cum-bar band guitar style Wino is known for, the album satisfies those looking for a smoke-filled jam session while staying succinct. Psychedelic and sludgy, the instrumental “The Woman in the Orange Pants” references an occasion where Wino’s mother burst in on the boys getting high, while “Secret Realm Devotion” relates Weinreich’s particular spiritual beliefs through doom-laden riffs that cascade as waves of reverb and a strangely poppy chorus. In fact, the entire album is full of riffs that come dangerously close to hooks, their infectious grooves working their way into your head long after the record has come to a close. The album rides the thin line between accessible and hardcore, and it’s to Wino’s credit that he manages that balance while still delivering the goods. In a very telling bit of kismet, the title track is a short description of Wino’s personality, detailing his inability to “Tow society’s line,” yet exploding outward after the pressures get too heavy; but it’s also a scientific theory that illustrates how bouts of evolution occur rapidly at times under duress. That’s how I choose to view Punctuated Equilibrium, a record that holds true to Wino’s bourbon-soaked heavy metal while still evolving into something fresh and welcoming to virgin ears. —Mike Rodgers WATCHMEN T here are two, not necessarily complimentary ways of viewing the film Watchmen. One is to view it through the eyes of a newcomer, judging it simply on its own merits as a film. The other is via the harsh lens of adaptation, in particular the transfer to celluloid of one of the most revered pieces of comics fiction over the last fifty years. As a strict adaptation of Alan Moore and Dave Gibbon’s transcendent graphic novel, Watchmen is adequate if easily assailable. Though the general story remains relatively unchanged—and enough minutiae is included from the comics to sate most wide-eyed fanboys—there are some drastic tonal shifts that hamstring Snyder’s faithfulness. The crux lies upon the filmmaker’s decision to add to the story as well as trim for the screen the original’s excesses. Too much brutally choreographed fighting mars the everyman quality of the story’s principles, nullifying one of the central points of Watchmen, that only Dr. Manhattan is truly ascendant, “super.” Some of the casting choices veer too far into the “lookalike” category and don’t truly convey the depth of their characters as originally conceived. Matthew Goode’s Ozymandias in particular strays into sneering villain territory much too plainly for his nuanced role. So what does the film accomplish as an adaptation? Two things stand out for me as near perfection: The Comedian and Rorshach. Actors Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Jackie Earle Haley respectivel embody their roles. Morgan’s Comedian is exactly the kind of hard Right sadist he’s portrayed as in the book, and yet, through all the horrible acts he commits, we can’t hate him. Rorshach, a character that could have easily been watered down into drivel or turned into a one-note engine of destruction, is instead imbued by Haley with all the subtlety and nuance present in the graphic novel. For those outside of the loop, Watchmen is a labyrinthian detective story that tells the tale of an alternative 20th century, one in which costume heroes have emerged as the leading force in America. The film opens with the death of one of the titular heroes, and through the unraveling of this mystery the nature of what constitutes not just a hero but humanity in general is laid bare, with costumed avengers played as all too human. And through it all stands Dr. Manhattan, a man transformed into a god-like being whose increasing distance from humanity reflects on our nature itself. Of course I’m simplifying; trying to describe the plot of Watchmen, even in its truncated film form, is like trying to detail the pebbles of sand on a beach. Suffice it to say, even though the film loses some of the weight of the novel it’s still a plot-heavy drama wrapped in the trappings of a comic book movie. The central mystery plot tends to get lost in all the surrounding sidestory and character drama throughout its nearly three-hour runtime, but it’s to the movie’s credit that the world it’s created is so interesting and filled with cinematic splendor that YEAH YEAH YEAHS IT’S BLITZ! (INTERSCOPE) T he Yeah Yeah Yeahs have made their name on the back of their adorable, yet shrill tempest of lead singer Karen O. Fever to Tell and Show Your Bones showcased her ability to transform sharp wailing into danceable sing-alongs, but on It’s Blitz!, that Karen very rarely shows up. On album opener and first single “Zero,” she brings her softer voice to the party. But you should make sure to bring your dancing shoes too. “Zero” is a warm, mid-tempo tune with just the right amount of ’80s-era Blondie tossed in for good measure. A likely favorite for longtime fans, the up-tempo “Dull Life” provides frenzied vocals, solid harmonies and synchronized handclaps. Hopefully it makes up for the compelling need you’ll have to hit the “next” button during lackluster tracks like “Dragon Queen.” For the most part, It’s Blitz! is a more retrospective outing, showcasing Karen’s “pretty” vocals while leaving her “dirty” ones behind. The highlights of the album are the hauntingly beautiful vocals of “Skeletons” and “Runaway,” which combine with sparse piano and swelling string arrangements powerful enough to bring the listener to tears. If you’re ready to hear one of your favorite gritty punk bands go all soft-core and break your heart while doing it, this is your album. —Erin Hall 30_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative we stay in lockstep until the resolution finally comes around. So, with nerd-fueled nitpickery out of the way, and upon a second viewing, I have come to appreciate Watchmen as a superb film, one that sacrifices some faithfulness to its source material for enhanced clarity and visual excitement on screen while standing as an exemplary piece of fantasy filmmaking. —Mike Rodgers Dr. Feelgood: “Is This Really an Emergency?,” Continued from Page 15... WHEN CAN I WAIT TIL OFFICE HOURS? • Earaches • Minor cuts in which bleeding has been stopped • A sprain, rash, sunburn or minor burn • Fever (if you are convulsive, then go to the ER). • Sexually-transmitted diseases • Food-poisoning • Gastroenteritis (vomiting and/or diarrhea) • Colds, coughs, a sore throat, or flu symptoms POINTS TO REMEMBER: If you have a bone protruding from the skin, a gunshot wound, or another terrifying medical condition, go directly to the nearest ER. You can call 911 if you can’t get there on your own. If you ate at the Ho Ho Super Buffet and have diarrhea, you can probably get through it at home and maybe follow up with your doc at her office. If you slept with the hostess at the Ho Ho Super Buffet and now have frothy discharge, you can make an appointment for later in the week. If you have a minor cut on you face that probably needs a few stitches, an urgent care clinic may be a good resource if it is after regular office hours. During my recent adventure to the ER, I waited four hours in the waiting room for one lousy Percocet and six stitches. The bill was $600.00 (That’s $100 per stitch!). On the bright side, because of my connections (I am in the biz), I did score a free tube of “Scar Fade.” Burning medical questions? Spicy medical confessions? Email Dr. Feelgood or tell her in person: Glorybee with the New Orleans Drum Cart will play the Circle Bar on Saturday, April 18th.