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NE R U O B L ND nts E se e r p H MROUVAL T E 6 ERGESTI 005 H T ND F 7 2 U ILM 7-1 F LY JU www.muff.com.au THE AUSTRALIAN FILM INDUSTRY IS IN CRISIS IT’S TIME FOR A CLEAN OUT! KINO DENDY LOOP POP SHOP GALLERY GLITCH BAR Festival Image by Parca | www.parca.com.au 2 6 TS F STATEMENT 5 INFO+CREDITS 6 MUFF MANIFESTO UF TEN 210DIRECTOR’S SPECIAL EVENTS 11 OPENING & CLOSING NIGHTS 12 MUFF NEU M ON 14 MINI MUFF 19 OLE EL STUMPO 20 MUFF SESSION TIMES 22 JIM C VANBEBBER 24 ED WOOD 26 FREE CINEMA 27 FILMS AROUND THE WORLD+FRITZ PERLS B4 SWINE 28 AVANT MUFF 30 FEMME DENTATA 31 OZ CINEMA 32 FAMOUS DIRECTORS 34 THE ATROCITY EXHIBITION 36 SEXY MUFF 38 THREE TIMES TERROR 40 SPONSORS RICHARD WOLSTENCROFT’S DIRECTOR’S STATEMENT THE OUTSIDER IS THE NEW INSIDER MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | THE AUSTRALIAN FILM INDUSTRY IN CRISIS “It’s so dainty in its style that no one could ever be offended by it. They are harmless stories in a harmless style. Only topics which everyone can agree are taken up. Like for example Gummi Tarzan (a film about a bullied boy who finds a friend in a manual labourer). “Ah…that’s a shame for that boy” we all say in unison. That is precisely the kind of preconditioned reaction I will go against.” Are these the words of a MUFF filmmaker? No, they are words of Lars von Trier appearing in the journal Politken from 1982, but they sum up pretty much what we want to say here at MUFF in 2005. Enough polite coming of age Australian movies, enough already with this insistent and incessant political correctness. That is precisely the kind of cinema we intend to go against. We have had enough! So... The 1st MUFF Manifesto is born and fills a portion of our largest catalogue and best festival yet. Do you dig it, Oh my Brothers and Sisters? Welcome to the 6th Melbourne Underground Film Festival. That’s right six! From 2000 to 2005, we have created from nada, six festivals of groundbreaking cinema, cutting edge retrospectives all filled with confrontational, iconoclastic and controversial ideas that have sparked many a local debate... in the underground, in the mainstream, in the industry and in the media. So what can we expect from MUFF 6? Well, we are on message after all these years…read on. All along at MUFF we have been championing independent, low budget and underground cinema in Australia. We have long said it holds the key to a path of palingenetic (i.e Phoenix like...hence the MUFF logo) renewal for the Australian Film Industry. And time has proven us right. With the success of many filmmakers who received their first screenings of their work anywhere in the world at MUFF like James Wan and Scott Ryan (see our Congratulations on line www.muff.com.au and in our press releases), to the continuing support we give longer established figures like Mark Savage, Bill Mousoulis, Matthew George, Jon Hewitt, Paul Moder and a host of others to the showcasing of great new comers like Shannon Young, Jason Turley, Anna Brownfield, Mark Bakaitis, Gregory Pakis…we could go on but you get the idea. MUFF is fast becoming an essential incubator and exhibitor for a new movement in Australian film. So with everyone in the media talking about the dire state of the local industry and catching up with our yearly assertion that the current status quo in the Australian Film industry is in a bad way, (or in French “Totally fucked”). We thought what better year than this to focus on the Local film industry as our theme. That’s right…The Australian Film Industry is in Crisis. With our eye on constructive criticism we suggest something to do about the industry crisis in our first ever Manifesto. This colonic for the local film industry is long overdue and should we hope provide much food for thought and fuel for debate in the whole film community. I realise for many years I have been my own worst enemy at MUFF filling its pages with personal philosophical interpretations of Heidegger or rants on this and that allowing my own personality and ideas to get far too much in the way of the real purpose of this festival. The real purpose of this festival is to play the best new independent, guerrilla and underground cinema with a special focus on local Indy product (but still playing many OS highlights and retros), that are often ignored elsewhere. The reticence of larger festivals to embrace the paradigm shift in filmmaking and local production has allowed MUFF to grow as one of the true champions of authentic Indy cinema in this country. All this with little or now NO support from government funding bodies. There is another type of person in the Industry we call the Industry Crisis Denier. David Michod, from IF magazine initially revealed his card carrying status as an Industry Crisis Denier. Here is what Mr.Michod had to say when we asked why he would not cover MUFF pre-festival, “Beyond that, my feeling is that MUFF’s theme this year is one that we don’t have an affinity with. I don’t believe the Australian industry is in crisis - at least no more so than any other non-Hollywood industry and no more so than the fragile state it has always been in (in its own fluctuating way). The whole ‘crisis’ line is one run most vociferously by the mainstream media and doesn’t really reflect what’s actually happening on the ground and is certainly one we have endeavoured to distance ourselves from if “This colonic for the local film industry is long overdue and should we hope provide much food for thought and fuel for debate in the whole film community. “ not counter”. That might explain why MUFF has had no coverage in IF magazine, except for our paid and contra ads. Now I really like IF Magazine and didn’t get this at all...Just keep silent about the industries problems, no debate, no intelligent discussion outside of mainstream papers? Crisis talk doesn’t reflect what’s happening on the ground? We at MUFF beg to differ, our festival couldn’t be more on the ground, under it actually, and we see plenty of cause for concern, debate and action. We wrote back to Mr. Michod asking some questions we will put online later and got this, “While I wouldn’t be game to say that the industry is as healthy as it might be, you would have to agree that the ‘crisis’ discourse has become such a regular feature of the mainstream media’s entertainment sections as to be somehow forewarning of a state of emergency. It’s not that I don’t think the industry has mountains to climb - it always does - it’s just that ‘crisis’ talk in the media is getting tired (and, when read closely, is almost always ill informed). Our distance therefore is not about absolute disagreement - it’s simply about perspective.” David Michod sounds confused here… there is no crisis but he wouldn’t be game to say the industry is as healthy as it might be? So there is something wrong then. The Mainstream media is forewarning a State of Emergency? We agree with the media and actually declare a State of Emergency in the MUFF manifesto. The industry has mountains to climb, as it always does? Did it have mountains to climb in the 70’s? No, but it does now if we are to grow the Second Australian Film Renaissance. What we 3 need is for magazines like IF to take up the debate and give it the intelligent coverage they say is lacking in the mainstream press. Perspective? It is certainly about perspective and how some perspectives need to be reconsidered…Maybe it was the Somersault Sucks T-shirt that got the IF crew a little peeved with MUFF and I, who knows? The “Somersault Sucks” thing at the IF awards in Sydney 2004, while being a trivial prank, should be explained a little more. Now at MUFF we know Somersault is not the worst Australian film by any stretch of the imagination. Even I will say it was well shot, had an OK score and Abbie Cornish could be interesting with a different character, in fact she was good in the short film, “Everything Goes“ - Opening Night at St.Kilda Film Festival. Many Australian films have been worse of late - many, many. But the point I was trying to make is that Somersault was not that great either. It was being held up as some great work of genius but was mediocre at best. This to me smelt of something rotten in the state of Denmark or the old Emperor’s clothes deal again. Well, we say No…Both Tom White and The Man Who Read Love Stories were better films and I thought a Somersault Sucks T-shirt might shake things up a bit. As usual it did… Well, most people in this community all know that never before has so few people watched Australian films and never before has the industry performed so poorly financially… both locally and overseas. We have been merely the messenger of the industry’s decline over the years at MUFF and we say to all concerned… what is the saying of antiquity about not shooting the messenger? Well, as mentioned, we have been shot from behind by the AFC this year removing our only government grant. But, it will take more than that to silence this festival, of that we can assure you. These folk know the basic charter of MUFF they cannot critique. Well from now we will keep our critiques and controversies industry related and hopefully be an oasis of authenticity in a sea of bullshit. Who cares about my opinions on various other topics of philosophy, politics and whatever? The real issue here is - the Australian Film Industry is in crisis and what we can ALL do to save it. The ideas in this festival deserve to be debated and discussed at all levels of the industry in the hope we can save this once great Industry from the decline that is here now. Debate must be conducted, forums and action committees must be formed. Read the Manifesto for more MUFF ideas on this. What are yours? We are not just messengers of doom and gloom at MUFF, we are here to tell you this industry could be turned around with half of the current government funding levels. Yes that’s right, we say to Liberal Politicians in power Federally…why do you go on funding these left wing champagne socialists who do nothing constructive to help the industry and despise your every utterance, who openly criticise the Liberal Party at every industry function in unashamed party bias? Government officials why don’t you shake things up a www.muff.com.au MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | “IT’S TIME FOR A CLEAN OUT!” For all this hard work without pay from all our festival volunteers and my own blood, sweat and tears over the years we have been made outsiders in the industry. Those who wish to marginalise MUFF are amongst others; cultural gate keeper Adrian Martin whose unfair attacks on our festival every year in The Age betray some form of grudge and some members of the established funding bodies, film schools and festivals we sometimes constructively criticize. All this amounts to is a general desire of those in power (whether as critics, festival heads or in funding bodies), like those anywhere in power, for things to stay the same in the industry, despite mountainous contrary evidence from many sources that the Australian Film Industry is disintegrating all around us. The Emperor has no clothes! DI ST REC AT TO EM R EN ’S T 4 ’S R O NT T C ME E R DI TATE S bit, form a crisis committee, appoint an Ombudsmen…you have the real POWER, you have the money! We suggest in our Manifesto and elsewhere, if simply the right people with creativity and passion for filmmaking had a hand in these committees of exclusion (like the one who rejected our MUFF proposal for funding in 2004/2005), and make them committees of inclusion… the industry could be transformed quick, snap. It only takes a few filmmakers with exciting new projects to break out and become bastions of the industry... to turn this famine into a feast. We may be Outsiders, but what the dull ineffective establishment Industry and those giving us our Outsider status don’t realize is… really we Outsiders are the new Insiders. We are the cutting edge exponents of cinematic innovation, who create new shorts and features from the very passion of our souls with generally little or no government funding. From this grass roots revolution, a new industry is forming and building that will one day be the mainstream Australian Film Industry. And while people in power knock us now, they are… as we say… in a temporal sense, History. Those “From this grass roots revolution, a new industry is forming and building that will one day be the mainstream Australian Film Industry. “ MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | THE AUSTRALIAN FILM INDUSTRY IN CRISIS filmmakers who we help to exhibit, who are the industry of tomorrow, will know and remember MUFF fondly for its support and welcome us into the mainstream industry of the future. This year’s festival with our program and Manifesto is our contribution to making active and constructive change occur in the industry and for once we would like to see it acknowledged and perhaps shown the respect its thankless task and over arching goal deserves in the here and now… as well as in future times. Speaking of Outsiders, my decision to make Frank Howson President of the Jury may raise some eyebrows but it was a simple decision to make. Frank Howson and Peter Boyle’s Boulevard films ran into financial trouble about ten years ago. I have heard different stories from different people about this. Frank has assured me of his own at the time naive but overall good intentions in the whole collapse of Boulevard films. Howson has said that “...even though I was not involved in the financial side of Boulevard I have paid more than enough for those who were.” But frankly the details don’t interest me. I’ll tell you why I choose Frank Howson as El Presidente. I am simply returning a favour, the favour of belief in someone. In1991 Frank Howson took an unheard of chance on a 22 year old director to make a slasher film he wrote called “The Intruder” (the rough cut screens this year in our Oz retro). We met strangely enough at the MIFF Opening Night 1991(!) and he called www.muff.com.au me into his office the following week. We spoke for an hour and he seemed to like me. Then out of nowhere he said “You’re hired” and gave me my first paying job as director. I was 22 and about to direct and helm a 35mm feature with full crew and professional cast. That experience was worth more than ten years of film school and was an amazing experience. Now with Frank returning to Oz from OS recently it was a pleasure to offer him the top Jury seat this year. He believed in a young naïve 22 year old and I now believe in him. Say what you want about Boulevard films implosion but Frank was an ambitious visionary of the industry who nearly pulled off a local Miramax or Alliance Pictures. He may have some controversy in his past, but if there is ever a festival not to worry about controversy it is MUFF. Frank Howson helped launch the careers of many in the Australian film industry, myself included, and most especially that of Guy Pearce (though…who I think considering his meteoric rise owes Frank Howson an appearance in a new film or some assistance at the very least). There is an old concept out of fashion these days called Honour and helping out a wounded digger in the trenches of the culture wars is all part of this concept. MUFF is a festival of Redemption with a capital R and we happily welcome Mr. Howson back to Australia as our Jury Head and wish him all the best for the future. Enjoy MUFF 6 in 2005 and remember the film industry belongs to you the passionate filmmakers of tomorrow and don’t let anyone else ever tell you different. You may be outsiders now, but in the coming years you will be the Australian Film Industry and then we can laugh about these dark and dull local times of cinematic oblivion and how we all struggled and helped to change them. Best Regards Richard Wolstencroft PS. Festival highlights in this year’s program from my own point of view are: Jim VanBebber (sorry we mucked spelling of his name on poster folks, doh!) retro with the bad man himself in person, Femme Dentata our chick flick focus, Mini-MUFF, Ivan’s XTC, Tarnation preview, Free Cinema especially Lindsay Anderson’s If…, Famous Directors early shorts, our go-nude nudist movie event in SEXY MUFF, our MUFF Symposium: prelude free forums, Ed Wood retro, three brilliant new features Wait Means Never, Spring Rhapsody and Welcome to Greensborough in MUFF Neu, The Money Shot on Closing Night and more I have forgotten on deadline. P.P.S Please could someone, anyone else, at The Age besides Adrian Martin please review MUFF in 2005. Phillipa Hawker, Jim Schembri where are you when we need you? Pretty please anyone but Adrian. We don’t want to silence him, he can publish his opinions online at Senses of Cinema or his own site or we will happily publish them online at MUFF. But Adrian’s cultural gate keeping ways in The Age must be brought to an end (a view many industry professionals both mainstream, underground and in the distribution and exhibition business share!).We will send a letter to the Editor of Metro in The Age requesting a little diversity in reviewer of our festival is long overdue. P.P.P.S On the topic of MUFF having all its funding taken away by the AFC and other bodies see our online press releases and be sure to vote on our special “Sabina Wynn Holiday Committee” open to all who have access to the Internet to decide which exotic location she acquits her leisure time…see it online at: www.muff.com.au. FE CONTACT Melbourne Underground Film Festival PO Box 822, South Yarra VIC 3141 AUSTRALIA e: info@muff.com.au www.muff.com.au Opening Night $25 Closing Night $15 Single Session $12/$10 concession Festival Pass* (6 sessions) $45/$40 concession BOX OFFICE Advance tickets will be available from the Kino Dendy Cinemas and multiple session purchases available 12-5pm daily, all other venues, tickets available at the door. VENUES KINO DENDY CINEMAS 45 Collins St, Melbourne, P: +61 3 9650 2100 www.kinodendy.com.au *FESTIVAL PASS VALID AT KINO DENDY CINEMAS ONLY. Do you want to drive to MUFF? Kino Dendy Cinemas have two hours free parking for Kino customers plus 2$ per hour afterwards at Collins Place Carpark, Flinders Lane. Present Parking Ticket at Box Office. LOOP 23 Meyers Place, Melbourne P: + 61 3 9654 0500 POP SHOP GALLERY 18-20 Corrs Lane, Melbourne P: +613 9659 4431 GLITCH 318 St. Georges Rd. North Fitzroy 3068 P: +61 9489 9799 5 AFTER PARTY VENUES Opening / Closing Nights FESTIVAL CLUB DALE AND DANNY’S BLUE 8 Whiteman St, Southbank Crown Casino P: +61 3 9292 7007 ED WOOD PARTY FRIDAY JULY 8 GLITCH BOND BAR 24 Bond Street, Melbourne P: +61 3 9629 9844 MUFF CONDITIONS No reserved seating. Due to censorship requirements, entry to films is restricted to persons 18 years and over. (sorry, kiddskies) Concessions apply to full-time students, unemployed, pensioners. Proof of concession eligibility must be supplied. All ticket prices include GST. KINO DENDY passes and other complimentary passes are not valid for festival screenings. Festival tickets, once acquired, are non-refundable and non-exchangeable. The festival reluctantly reserves the right to withdraw, change and replace programs without notice. Any changes are regrettable, and the festival apologises for any inconvenience. Note: Purchase your tickets from the venue. Enquiries only, phone bookings cannot be accepted. Please note: Details correct at time of printing. Check website for updates. DEDICATED TO ALL MUFF FILM MAKERS SPECIAL THANKS TO Dale Reeves at Dale and Danny’s Blue. Also special thanks to Kristen Condon, Director of Teknikunst. THANKS: Carlo Mazzarella, Danny Philips, Peter Pellegrino, Andy, Chich Tabacco, Gemma Hahn, Liesel Elnor, PK Entaxi!, Artie Jones for being a sport, Jack Sargeant. Andrew Levold, Lynsey Hagen, Paul Elliott, Rebecca Sutherland, Jim VanBebber, Andrew Groves, JP Nickel, Mark Savage, Colin Savage, Jon Hewitt, Boyd Rice, Clarles Powne at Soleilomoon, Michael Goss, Nigel Wingrove, Miss Kitten, Fredrik Carlström, Gaby Darbyshire, Alexander Kogan, Jr., Rudolph Grey, Philip R. Frey, Morton BugsThe Hacker, Peaches, Felix, Thom, Johnny, Frank, Andrew Leavold, Jack Sargeant, The staff of the Berlin Film Festival, Douglas P, Lisa Hutchinson, Rebekah Kay, Bill Mousoulis and his MIF site (check it out on line!), Michael Helms, John Harrison, Charles Manson (in a strange kinda way again), Richard Metzger (Disinformation), Trevor Johnson (Palace), Karen Cochrane and the staff at the Kino Dendy Ciaemas Alex, Adam & George (Loop), Marcus and Adrain (Glitch), Denis Ropar (Pop Shop Gallery), Dale reeves and Danny at Blue, Phil Anderson (Bond Bar), Briony, Michael, and crew (Vice) David Butcher (Cinevision), Nick Swinton (In Your Face), Shane (Panasonic), Dustin at Madman Printing, Rob, Ronnit, Melanie (Beat), Matt, George (Lucky) Ant Hampel (Think Creative), Sarah (IF), Nevin Smart, Stu (Platypus), Jeff Harrison, Peter Davey, Mar5k Pennell, Isadora Van Camp, Robert Fraresso, Robert Pascoe, Thelma Wolstencroft, Pam and David Wolstencroft, Robert Galinsky, Frank & Amanda Peppard, Gawain MacLachlan, Anna Reeves, Amigos, Readings in Carlton… all MUFF crew past + present. All filmmakers, volunteers, supporters, jury members and friends of the festival. Dedicated to the memory of William T. Marshall. And as for the rest of you... you should be thanking us! No Thanks to Penny, Sally and Sabina at the AFC! Come on guys get behind MUFF! What’s your problemo! Or ambivalent feelings to Joseph Alessi and Film Victoria. We will wait and see… www.muff.com.au MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | “IT’S TIME FOR A CLEAN OUT!” FESTIVAL DIRECTOR RICHARD WOLSTENCROFT ASSISTANT DIRECTOR EUGENE GROBBELAAR FESTIVAL CO-ORDINATOR NIK VUKCEVIC PROGRAM DIRECTOR RICHARD WOLSTENCROFT ADDITIONAL CURATORS EUGENE GROBBELAAR, JAKE WILSON, MICHAEL HELMS, JACK SARGEANT, & ANDREW LEOVOLD ALL CREATIVE STUFF FOR MUFF PARCA ADVERTISING DESIGN / NEW MEDIA CARLO MAZZARELLA, DANNY PHILIPS, PETER PELLEGRINO + ANDY MUFF LOGO SPIKE HIBBERD PROOF READERS REBECCA SUTHERLAND, EUGENE, RICHARD & NIK FESTIVAL IMAGE BY CARLO MAZZARELLA AT PARCA ST I + CVAL RE INF DI O TS THE 1ST MUFF MANIFESTO 2005 6 MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | THE AUSTRALIAN FILM INDUSTRY IN CRISIS This Manifesto was written by Richard Wolstencroft in May/June 2005 with the advice and consultation of many industry professionals, who wish to remain anonymous. www.muff.com.au M AN 2. We are concerned in this Manifesto with strategies and ideas for saving the Australian Film Industry - not to specifically advocate, recommend, dogmatise or promote a style, technique or method of making films - apart from some general recommendations and suggestions on the subjects of genre and local avant-garde cinema. 3. We will into Being the Second Australian Film Renaissance. 4. We will into Being a more diverse, interesting, daring, confronting and challenging Australian cinema. 5. We will into Being a more cost effective, cheaper more responsible Australian cinema. 6. We acknowledge our fore-runners and benefactors in Australian cinema from Ken G Hall to the filmmakers of the first Australian Film Renaissance, Peter Weir, Bruce Beresford, Fred Schepsi, Tim Burstall, Brian Trenchard Smith, Gillian Armstrong, George Miller (both of them), Philippe Mora, Richard Franklin, Phillip Adams, Bert Deling, Phillip Noyce and John Duigan. Also we salute the great underground and avant garde filmmakers of this country Arthur and Corinne Cantrill, Paul Winkler, Albie Thoms, David Perry,Michael Lee, Dirk de Bruyn, Chris Knowles, Marcus Bergner and James Clayden. We also acknowledge the more recent contributions to Australian Film from Andrew Dominik, Geoffrey Wright, Baz Luhrman, Richard Lowenstein, Jocelyn Moorhouse, Rob Sitch, Jane Campion, Alkinos Tsilimidos and Rolf De Heer. We call on all these filmmakers to use their profiles, talents and cinematic passion to help younger, newer and struggling filmmakers in the fight to save the Australian Film Industry by donating their time and energy, where and when they can, to projects, schools, events and festivals of their choosing. 7. We call for drastic change in the Australian Film Industry as a reaction to the State of Emergency, particularly the attitudes and processes of funding bodies at Federal and State levels, as well as changes at film schools and major Film Festivals. 7 8. We call for an End to the Political Correctness that has been stifling creativity in Australian film for close to twenty years. 9. Let us again see Australian films made with passion, unfettered by the attitudes of stale committees and backward aesthetic standards and tastes. 10. We say lets remember the audience once again in Australian film. Australian audiences should not be expected to ‘support’ a local film purely for that reason. The industry of late has been misguided believing Australian films will be supported simply out of some misplaced notion of cinematic patriotism. Australian audiences must feel compelled to attend the cinema based on the quality, excitement, buzz, contemporary relevance and entertainment value of the film itself, and also from a fundamental desire to see great stories told from all corners of the globe - including their own country, Australia. 11. Let us see an acceptance of more diversity in Australian film by the embracing of Genre filmmaking at all levels of development, funding, production and distribution. When we say genre we are talking about Horror, Crime, Science Fiction, Thriller, Action and Erotic cinema added to the already prevalent Comedy genre (that needs to be rethought for Australian audiences and made more contemporary ala “Curb Your Enthusiasm”, “Little Britain”, etc). 12. We suggest a path to saving the Australian film industry lies through a greater diversity of the type and style of films in this country. For example the production of Genre films that people actually want to see both locally and internationally (along the lines of recent Aussie helmed horror films “Wolf Creek” and “Saw”) therefore supporting and paying for more funding in avant-garde /underground film circles. This in turn we hope will create a Yin and Yang effect of creative and commercial alchemy. We envisage a Quentin Tarantino or Peter Jackson style of filmmaking, backing and supporting through their commercial success, a Stan Brakhage or Kenneth Anger style of filmmaking ( … this is just a broad sketch of our meaning). 13. We suggest a temporary banning of all ‘coming-of-age’ stories from Australian filmmaking - at least temporarily until we learn a new approach in making these kinds of films. Also we suggest banning along similar lines ‘the beautiful shot Australian road movie’ and ‘the quirky www.muff.com.au MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | “IT’S TIME FOR A CLEAN OUT!” 1. We declare the Australian Film Industry to be in a State of Emergency requiring immediate and on going action and debate, some of which we hope will be sparked by this very Manifesto. IFE MUF ST F O O T S E 8 F UF NIF M A M Australian comedy’. Replace these dull cinematic concepts with original, cutting edge and daring explorations of the Horror genre, the Crime/Thriller genre and the Action genre, or many other vicissitudes of such and other genres. 14. We say NO to the status quo of committees, application forms, funding rounds and all the bureaucratic minutiae of the current Australian federal and state government funding system. These need to be revolutionized, simplified and streamlined. One should not need a degree in filling-out-funding-applications to be successful in the Australian Film Industry. The funding bodies need to be more proactive in their search for new talent and in streamlining/explaining their procedures for funding. MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | THE AUSTRALIAN FILM INDUSTRY IN CRISIS 15. We say to funding bodies like the AFC and Film Victoria that you need to act like producers, pursuing film projects and filmmakers with the same passion that they possess and helping them complete your paperwork and bureaucracy with as little interruption to the creative spirit, authenticity and integrity of the film project and filmmaker as possible. We want creative, high-profile, award-wining or simply talented filmmakers called into your offices for meetings about their future projects and ideas for the industry. 16. We call for an end to the ‘Professional Australian Film Industry Funding Bureaucrat’ who has been driving this industry into the ground for close to twenty years. If you don’t have vision, cinematic passion and a daring taste for film then go work for another government department where such lack of inspiration is a bonus. The film industry is not for you. 17. We say that a large percentage of staff who hold senior positions at the AFC or state funding agencies need to have written, produced or directed at least one feature and/or four or five shorts. We are sick to death of talented filmmakers going ‘cap-in-hand’ to a film industry bureaucracy who understand nothing about the practical reality of making films (and especially nothing about cinematic passion and the distributing and marketing thereof). If necessary, filmmakers between projects should hold rotating senior funding positions (depending on availability) to enforce this general rule. 18. Some professional non-filmmaker staff may be necessary and should be selected from industry and film enthusiasts, cinephiles and intellectuals who best understand the spirit www.muff.com.au of The MUFF Manifesto and other cutting edge critiques of the current industry. Some staff within the funding agencies are already excellent and show the right spirit. These people should be promoted to positions of power immediately. 19. We call for the establishment of a body that will bring about said changes. We call on State and Federal governments to establish carefully selected Film Industry Crisis Ombudsmen in reaction to the State of Emergency to investigate the current industry dilemma and act upon the findings of such an investigation. 20. We call for the establishment of a special committee of Filmmakers (Writers, Directors, Producers), Exhibitors and Distributors from both old and new schools to be headed by aforementioned Film Industry Crisis Ombudsmen to assess, evaluate and make changes inside both State and Federal funding bodies. 21. We believe without the establishment of these Ombudsmen (one federally and one in Victoria, NSW, SA, QLD and WA) that the industry will continue to labour under a crisis or a failure of mid level bureaucratic industry management and never achieve its true potential again which in turn will perhaps terminally deflate the industry for years or decades to come. 22. We can make films cheaper and more efficiently in this country by reducing the size of crews, streamlining industry union guidelines, shooting on location and utilising new technologies like HD DV. 23. We welcome the recent AFC industry initiative of Indivision, but we ask the AFC and local funding bodies to go further in this area. We call on funding bodies to establish ultra low budget film grants of $250, 000 to $500,000 a piece and make 10 to 20 of such projects per state per year. The talent should be pooled from the best local talent as exhibited at independent festivals and film schools around Australia and also from existing talent prepared to work at low budgets. These funding suggestions should be financed by immediately stopping production on any of the three above mentioned temporarily banned Australian Film tropes (see section 13). In addition to supporting the AFC’s development of IndiVision, a call for local distributors and exhibitors to open more opportunities for independent films to penetrate the market place. Coupled with government support in promotion and advertising, access to more M AN 24. In regard to low budget films we call on the funding bodies to understand that the writer/director often acts as a producer and to support and acknowledge this low budget industry fact. 25. The FFC should continue supporting a diversity of larger budget productions, especially those that have strong overseas potential, through speaking the universal film language of Genre. 26. The industry could look into establishing a Film Lottery Fund like those established in the UK, as a further source of income. 27. A possible small local production industry tax could be placed by the Federal Government on the distribution and exhibition of US movies and Entertainment products in this country. The smallest 0.5% or .25% tax on foreign films and entertainment in Australia would reap millions for the local industry, to give it a financial kick start in all areas of production. 28. We call an end to forced, trite and token Australian content in movies. The fact that any film is made in Australia with Australian cast and crew will make it Australian enough. We do not need to force our culture on to any one. Australia is filled with artists, inspired business people, new agers and hippies, gangsters, politicians, murderers, perverts, right wingers, left wingers, Feminists, Aborigines, occultists, Queer advocates, introverts, extroverts, dandies, charismatic personalities, soldiers and psychopaths. Let’s see their real stories told with as much passion and style as possible to fascinate, entice and transfix the world. 29. Will a return to a commercial style of filmmaking lead to the lack of support of the true underground and avant guard filmmakers in this country as some say it did in the 70’s? We advocate it paying for a resurgence in real avantgarde/ underground filmmaking. We call for the incestuous mixing of avant-garde underground and commercial genre filmmaking at subversive and subplot levels. A special action committee of the best independent underground and avant-garde filmmakers needs to be established to 9 work out appropriate budgets, projects (at least ten features a year and many shorts in each state) and special needs for our most ignored cinematic artists. The success of the ‘turn to Genre’ at the commercial end will fully fund this new nurturing of the underground and also make it possible for underground avant-garde filmmakers to make the crossover to larger budget productions and ideas if they so desire. Thereby launching our best avant-garde filmmakers onto the world stage. 30. The points in this manifesto are not dogmatic or dictatorial but are merely suggestions and recommendations for further discussion. They form a rhizome of thought strands that if debated and actualised correctly could have profound and positive effects on the industry. 31. We call for the restructuring of the OFLC into the establishment of a new ratings board along the lines of the American MPAA. The new body should rate films but not censor them. Filmmakers and distributors should as they do in the States have the option to release their films unrated. England has relaxed its draconian censorship laws recently, it is time for Australia to do the same. 32. We call for the Establishment of “The MUFF Academy” in 2006, a guerrilla, low budget independent film course to be held potentially in conjunction with a major University, College or Tertiary Institution over a two year four semester period. Classes to be held two nights a week, outside normal hours in the Evening and consist of practical lessons in making low budget films, experiences with reflections of filmmakers themselves on their art and video works to be critiqued, deconstructed and examined in class. It will also include tutorials on classic low budget films and anything else the selected charter of MUFF Academy filmmakers wish to include in the course. It will be a course that demands Action above all else and part of the assessment criteria over the two years will be the production of small or miniscule budget mini feature. Graduates will receive a MUFF Academy Diploma at the end of a two-year course, a diploma that will be a mark of practical excellence and innovation in the industry of the future. 33. We hope this manifesto can be openly and constructively discussed and debated. www.muff.com.au MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | “IT’S TIME FOR A CLEAN OUT!” venues and flexibility in ticket pricing at the box office, independent film culture MUST be championed in this country as it has been in the US, UK and Europe, with great results. IFE MUF ST F O SPECIAL EVENTS SPECIAL MUFF PREVIEW AND FUNDRAISER SCREENING THANKS TO KINO DENDY CINEMAS, DENDY FILMS RELEASE AND KAREN COCHRANE | TARNATION TARNATION 10 SCREENING FRI 1ST JULY | 9PM | KINO DENDY TICKETS ON SALE THROUGH KINO DENDY Dir Jonathan Caouette | USA | 2005 | 95 mins This amazing new film executive produced by Gus Van Sant and directed by the films second central character Jonathan Caouette. Tarnation follows the biography of Caouette’s mother who now has mental problems due to years of electro shock therapy and abuse from her parents and the psychiatric industry. We also see the effect this dysfunctional family has on a young and maturing Jonathan, who is the films maker and semi narrator. Tarnation uses home movies starting around Caouette’s 11th year ( with amazing youthful narcissistic drag performances) charting his own descent into 1980’s hair crisis and drug experimentation counter pointed against his mother’s worsening mental condition. All edited MUFF style using the Apple editing program iMovie this film has an incredible 80’s new romantic soundtrack and features scenes from many of Caouette’s underground movies made over the years. Plus special scenes from Jonathan Caouette’s high school musical version of David Lynch’s Blue Velvet....Wow or what? This film was a real toss up for Opening Night at MUFF and we are truly proud to be able to bring you the preview screening MUFF fund raiser one week before the festival begins… to get you all in the mood for brilliant indy cinema. Tarnation is a must see…its that simple. FREE!MUFF SYMPOSIUM...PRELUDE MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | THE AUSTRALIAN FILM INDUSTRY IN CRISIS Welcome to the MUFF Symposium: Prelude, a series of free, yes you heard right completely FREE forums, debates and discussions as a sidebar event in 2005. We apologise this side bar was meant to be bigger and include about ten forums over 3 days, but due to Film Victoria finding no value in these forums to consider funding it, we have had to scale back the idea and provide a mere prelude or orchestra warming its strings of what we will bring you next year. Rest assured though what we do have is great, free, informative, challenging and fun. And for zero dollars you are guaranteed your moneys worth. I don’t get Film Victoria’s reticence on the idea…I mean philosophy and film…who is interested in that, right? Well we at MUFF are and we suggest everybody in the Film Industry should be. The idea for the MUFF Symposium is simply the interaction and praxis of philosophy and film. We use the concept of the ontology of film as our clue. We have four forums for you… so check them out: Forum One Philosophy and Film The thinking of George Bataille and Martin Heidegger: For those with long memories MUFF 1 used the headless symbol of Batialle’s Acephale for our first festival as our founding festival image. We have been deeply influenced at MUFF by the ideas of both Bataille and Heidegger and thought we would get together an interesting collection of speakers to engage the thought of these two giants of 20th century thought. We want to explore what relevance these two philosophers have for film and filmmakers. Speakers include Tim Themi, Dr. Robert Farrell, Ali Rizvi, Jack Sargeant, Richard Wolstencroft and others from the philosophy program at La Trobe University. There shall be some www.muff.com.au addresses from each speaker followed by a general question time and debate about our topic. Everyone is encouraged to join in. Bonus: some free drinks care of MUFF will be supplied to the early and thirsty. with a major producer and a long career of groundbreaking electronic music under his belt (including the controversial Snog album “Third Mall from the Sun” which is banned in Australia). The timid should beware! Forum Two David Thrussell - A Dragon Slayer speaks from inside the Belly of the Beast. An anarchic soul reflects on the battle to make great film music and great music while battling the somewhat dopey two-headed Hydra of the lifeless Australian Film Industry and the moribund Australian Music Industry. Thrussell has scored a number of Australian films (The Hard Word, Thunderstruck etc), has his own feature script in development Forum Three “How you market an underground movie on a world stage” Forum and discussion on how to get that indy movie of yours out there into the real world w/ Jim VanBebber speaking forth on his experience with The Manson Family and Deadbeat at Dawn as the case studies, other speakers include Andrew Leovold, Mark Savage, Shannon Young… all hosted by English film critic and theorist Jack Sargeant. Essential resource for local indy filmmakers. Forum Four Simon Strong on Ed Wood. Ed Wood has been the joke of many film industry discussions over the years, but as Tim Burton’s film reveals Ed was a passionate and zealous filmmaker whose work, while hampered by his budgets, reveals rather a subversive genius than the aforementioned gag line of ‘worst director in the world’. Film critic and theorist Simon Strong will tackle the subject of Ed Wood to coincide with our retro at Glitch Bar. Will include some music, open discussion and possibly even a live band?! Cost zero bucks folks, just turn up and be part of the fun and frivolity discussing and celebrating Ed Wood, a great passionate filmmaker who would have loved MUFF. IVAN’S XTC HONOUR Dir Dale Reeves A tale of a young mans confrontation with a mysterious hit man. It is a riveting new short from Dale Reeves, the creator of MUFF hit “Night clubber” Dir Bernard Rose | 95min | 2003 Ivan’s XTC is the story of a successful agent living the LA high life of substance abuse, celebrity parties, film premiere’s and back room deals who lands super client in superstar actor Don West (portrayed with slimy malevolence by Peter Weller). The agent Ivan is played to perfection in a charismatic star making turn by Danny Huston, son of director John Huston, who recently turned up in films Birth and The Aviator. Ivan’s XTC marks ole Danny boy here as a new comer to watch. Support cast is equally impressive with both Lisa Enos and Peter Weller stealing scenes respectively. Bernard Rose who directed the Clive Barker adaptation “Candyman” turns out one of the best Dogme style made on video features ever in this adaptation of the Tolstoy short story “The Death Of Ivan Ilyich”. This is the kind of movie we love at MUFF and the kind of movie we need to make through the AFC’s Indivision fund. Ivan’s XTC is simply one of the best American films of the new Millennium- period. MUFF is proud to present the Australian Premiere of Ivan’s XTC. RINGTONE Dir David Thrussell David Thrussell (Snog, Black Lung and many soundtracks) has a great new short film. Don’t touch that mobile! WOODEN HEART Dir Jason Turley Jason Turley’s latest short about a man who is disgusted with himself when he travels to Melbourne and has a wild night with a hooker is amazing. Full of misanthropy and nihilism, not to mention very well made on mini DV. Jason Turley should have any feature project he wants to do funded immediately. A great talent to watch! IVAN’S XTC > HONOUR RINGTONE WOODEN HEART 11 OPENING NIGHT THUR 7TH JULY | 7PM | KINO DENDY LOSING NIGHT SUN 17TH JULY | 7PM KINO DENDY < THE MONEY SHOT WHAT IS ROPAR? GRIM & THE 6TH ANNUAL MUFF AWARDS Dir Anna Brownfield | 78min | 2002 The Money Shot is a flick about a young woman who graduates film school and wants to get into the film industry quick, snap. She decides to try and make a porn film and convinces a business minded Uncle to front the cash for exploits in the porn arena. The film deftly exposes the difficulty and problems this young woman must face to get into the industry. The Money Shot is a brilliant post-feminist exploration of female identity and comedy of manners that we all love here at MUFF. Great direction from Anna Brownfield, excellent performance from Fiona Parker (yes of Beat fame! See Fiona jerk off! See Fiona perv on porn! See Fiona have sex! It ‘s all here) and a great supporting role from the male porn stud who is a real scenestealer. Be part of our own local Boogie Nights style production and porn themed after party at Dale and Danny’s Blue! WHAT IS ROPAR? The film is an intimate portrait of local artist Denis Ropar, a shameless self-promoter and egotist extraordinaire! We love Denis Ropar here at MUFF he is a wild business minded artist out their in the local art scene making waves with his kitsch Warholesque pulp pictures of 1950’s cheesecake. This doco is a special chance to see inside the world of Ropar and find out what all the fuss is about. Ropar makes Ego an art form, yes it is part of his performance art that is linked to the Ropar persona, most people misunderstand this local art genius’ passion and drive. This film encapsulates the man’s work and life style. GRIM Dir JP Nickel How does the Grim Reaper get a date? This thesis is explored with great humour and panache from director and star JP Nickel. His film ‘Why we had to kill bitch’ won the encouragement award in 2004 and it must have worked because this short is really great. A sort of lowbrow Kevin Smith tripping on death and pestilence in a light hearted manner. Funny stuff. JP Nickel will be here from the US of A for this screening so remember to say “Hi”. www.muff.com.au MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | “IT’S TIME FOR A CLEAN OUT!” THE MONEY SHOT JURY EL PRESIDENTE STATEMENT FRANK HOWSON 12 F UF ! ON M EU TITI N PE Presented by M CO JURY MEMBERS PRESIDENT - FRANK HOWSON SCOTT RYAN - FILM MAKER DIANE CHARLSON - RMIT MEDIA COURSE JOHN LUCAS - FILM MAKER JACK SARGEANT - FILM CRITIC AMADEO MARQUEZ PEREZ - 15/15 FILM FESTIVAL DIRECTOR SHANNON YOUNG - FILM MAKER AWARDS TECHNICAL AWARDS · BEST FILM · BEST DIRECTOR · BEST MALE ACTOR · BEST FEMALE ACTOR · MOST GRATUITOUS SEX · MOST GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE · BEST USE OF THE GUERRILLA AESTHETIC · SPECIAL JURY PRIZE · BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY · BEST SCREENPLAY · BEST SOUND · BEST EDITING MORE AWARDS · BEST SHORT · RUNNER-UP BEST SHORT · BEST DOCUMENTARY MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | THE AUSTRALIAN FILM INDUSTRY IN CRISIS SPRING RHAPSODY KINO DENDY | Thu 14th 9pm Dir Bill Mousoulis | 84min | 2004 | Drama | Australia A portrait of Melbourne in Spring 2004 - a mosaic of different stories: an angel desires to be human; a young couple cope with long-distance relating; a novelist unexpectedly falls pregnant; a woman from London discovers Melbourne; and a disenfranchised man with a gambling debt, becomes involved with an underworld gang. Featuring Q/A with Bill Mousoulis and selected cast and crew. WAIT MEANS NEVER KINO DENDY | Sat 16th 9pm Dir Andrew Groves | 90min | 2005 | Drama | USA This film deals with the explosive convergence of the personal and the political, in protest at the complacency of the U.S. Today, four activists kidnap the head of an international oil corporation. When the government refuses to negotiate for the hostage, tensions within the group rise as they have to decide between compassion and evolution. One of the best entrants in this year’s Muff Neu. Q/A with Andrew Groves joining us all the way from the U.S. IN BLOOD POP SHOP | Sat 9th 7pm Dir Matt Moss | 79min | 2004 | Horror | Australia Ultra-extreme guerrilla filmmaking on a $500 budget shot in Sydney and Brisbane, this hardcore exploitation horror film has a 70’s drive-in style. Think Last House On The Left meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre. With vampires! And zombies! A morbid, Gore-splattered shocker! www.muff.com.au When I started making movies in Australia it was at a time when “Commercial” was a dirty word. Seemed strange to me because I never set out to make bad films, only ones I thought a few people may enjoy. I can’t tell you the resentment hurled at me for having such a plan. It became a little bizarre and as a result clouded some people’s objective view of my work. I found that my movies received far greater respect outside of my homeland which saddened me as I’d always been a staunchly proud Australian. It compounded my feeling of being an outsider. Probably not a bad thing for an artist but a weight nonetheless. As the years rolled by and I became disenchanted with my business associates and their agendas my films became more and more personal. They turned inward. A reflection of my own frustrations and isolation. With a good dose of anger thrown in for good measure. I was honoured when my dear friend Richard Wolstencroft asked me to be President of the Jury for MUFF this year. This is truly the Festival for the Outsiders. The mavericks. People who’ve made their movies on their terms without wilting to the cocktail set of decision makers in the industry. It’s the people on the sidelines who kill your boldness. Once you lose your identity and begin to make movies for your peers, your voice is lost. So, I salute all the brave, original outsiders who have contributed this year to what I know will be an exciting celebration of film and guts. I lead the applause in your honour. ELEVATOR MOVIE KINO DENDY | Sat 9th 1pm Dir Zeb Haradon | 95min | 2004 | Comedy | USA Surreal and claustrophobic tale about Jim, a Socially inept pervert and Lana, an Outgoing Born-Again Christian, who get stuck in an elevator together one afternoon. What happens next defies the hackneyed use in Hollywood movies of a stalled Elevator as a temporary plot device – as the Minutes turn to hours, days, weeks and Months... HARRY KNUCKLES AND THE PEARL NECKLACE KINO DENDY | Sun 17th 11am Dir Lee Demarbre | 116min | 2004 | Horror | Australia A valuable pearl necklace has gone missing and Harry Knuckles is on the case. Armed with a lethal arsenal of Kung Fu, Harry is ready to knuckle up! TIED UP POP SHOP | Sat 9th 7pm Dir Jeremy Rubin | 88min | 2004 | Narrative | USA One night will change the course of their lives forever. Case persuades his friends to help him steal some cash. Soon after, Case’s real pain is revealed: Revenge! Relationships are tested and bonds are broken. No one will be the same by Sunrise! PRISONER QUEEN KINO DENDY | Sun 17th 5pm Dir Timothy Spanos | 60min | 2004 | Drama | Australia When an aging actress who appeared in women’s Prison drama series gets leukemia, her son goes mad and believes that he is living in the show. M UF CO N F M E PE U TIT ! IO N BONDI TSUNAMI KINO DENDY | Tue 12th 9pm Dir Rachael Lucas | 91min | 2004 | Drama | Australia Bondi Tsunami follows the psychedelic adventures of four punked-up Japanese surfers that venture “Up the East Coast in a 1961 EK Holden. Described as MTV meets Kalsuki meets Monkey Magic Meets the Wizard of Oz. Rachel Lucas does a great job directing this music video inspired feature. Featuring Q/A with Lucas and cast and crew. THIRTY|EIGHT KINO DENDY | Sat 9th 11am Dir Kieran Morrissey | 103min | 2005 | Experimental | Australia A worn out administrative worker is troubled by increasingly sinister daydreams as he resists the slide into corporate automatism. Meanwhile, he is investigated for a psychotic episode he hasn’t had yet by a committee of five bureaucratic automatons, and two old friends who know better. SEX AND SENSITIVITY KINO DENDY | Sun 17th 3pm Dir Brett Eagleton | 84min | 2004 | Drama | Australia Good in bed, bad in love, we see his relationships - ferocious, masochistic, absurd – collapse under the weight of his fractured egotism. When a woman he truly loves decides to leave, his choice is clear: Die alone or learn how to listen! WELCOME TO GREENSBOROUGH KINO DENDY | Sat 9th 7pm Dir Tom McEvoy | 2003-4 | Australia | 110 mins The rise and revenge of Youth! The Australian answer to “Kids”, “Gummo” and “Ken Park”. The first Australian film I know of to have been refused a classification from the OFLC (…a first film historians?). Why? Because this film is about young people, made by young people…that actually dared to have scenes of late teenagers having sex. Shock Horror…that doesn’t go on does it? This is no Larry Clark drooling over teenagers here; this is young people reflecting their world, where in that world sixteen year old girls fuck sixteen-year-old guys. Well not anymore, director Tom McEvoy had to reshoot his love scenes with actors over 18. So the MUFF version will be ok with our masters and betters at the OFLC. The film features angst-ridden teenagers partying, getting wasted, being bored and generally wondering who sold the youth of the world down the river. Film ends in a gang bang cum rape scene…now that’s how they should have finished Somersault! THE CAPTIVES KINO DENDY | Sun 17th 5pm Dir Mark La Rosa | 57min | 2004 | Experimental | Australia Two individuals attempt to rescue their partners from a cult-like theatre troupe. Self-doubt and a stubborn director stand in their way. MEAT PIE KINO DENDY | Sun 10th 11am Dir Garnet Mae | 90min | 2005 | Comedy | Australia Jono Smith hopes he is settling down to a nice Romantic afternoon, until it all goes hilariously wrong. From there on, the film takes us into the highly sexual World of Jono, his close friends, and his dysfunctional family. MAX: A CAUTIONARY TALE KINO DENDY | Sat 16th 1pm Dir Nicolas Verso | 84min | 2003 | Horror | Australia After moving house with his family, Damien Wilson becomes convinced there is something lurking at the end of the corridor... STRANGE JAMES KINO DENDY | Sat 9th 3pm Dir David Reid | 96min | 2004 | Thriller | Australia In order to escape a violent step dad, James and his family move from Sydney to Canberra. Things don’t go well for James in Canberra. But then, something happens that will change his life forever... THE ACTRESS KINO DENDY | Wed 13th 9pm Dir Zak Hilditch | 90min | 2005 | Drama | Australia When femme fatale Emma enters the share house of supermarket manager Tom, office drone Kevin and uni student Clair, she begins a game of jealousy and possession that escalates out of control! X, Y KINO DENDY | Sat 16th 11am Dir Vladimir Vitkin | 90min | 2004 | Narrative | USA The lives of a young woman and her boyfriend spiral out of control after she loses her memory and becomes convinced that she is a man! A WICKED TALE KINO DENDY | Tue 12th 9pm Dir Tang Merwyn Tong | 45min | 2005 | Fantasy | Singapore A Wicked Tale is a dark psychological and erotic Singapore reincarnation of the Little Red Riding Hood story. 13 OUT OF COMPETITION: THE GARTH METHOD KINO DENDY | Fri 8th 9pm Dir Gregory Pakis | 2004 | Australia | 90 min The hit of The MUFF jury in 2004, The Garth Method makes a return screening. This film is fantastic. It won Best Actor and Director for Gregory Pakis in 2004 at the MUFF awards and missed out on Best film by a pinch. The Garth Method is about an out of work actor who tries everything to make it big on the local thespian scene. When all else fails in a “King of Comedy” style move he abducts normal citizens at gun point to act in his underground movie with hilarious results. Directed with assurance by Gregory Pakis using very effective flashback sequences that displace the narrative, this flick really packs a humorous subversive punch that is consistently entertaining. Pakis lead performance is reminiscent of a young De Niro…no we are not kidding. He will be here to intro film and do a Q&A. BROWN BUNNY KINO DENDY | Fri 8th 11pm Dir Vincent Gallo | 2004 | USA | 90 min The follow up to Buffalo 66 from one of the world’s coolest actor directors is a meditative road movie that deals with the eternal themes of love, loss and anguish. Gallo, New York’s hipster narcissist is in fine form as he tears up the screen driving cars and bikes all over the US. Features a scene of Chloe Sevigny giving our man Vinnie head that is long and for real. She sucks his cock folks, no digital effects, no trickery. The line dividing porn from art film has officially been crossed by a new generation. A subtle but brilliantly powerful film. A must see at MUFF 2005. www.muff.com.au MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | “IT’S TIME FOR A CLEAN OUT!” Wait Means Never Brown Bunny Spring Rhapsody Presented by Dracenstein Cadence Local and International Short films selected and programmed by Eugene Grobbelaar. SESSION 1 LOOP | Sun 10th 7pm SESSION 2 LOOP | Mon 11th 7pm SESSION 3 LOOP | Mon 11th 9pm BROADCAST 23 Dir. Tom Putnam | 2005 | USA | 8 min Officially selected by the Sundance film festival, this comedy (disguised as a horror film) tells the story of an anthropologist’s misadventures in the woods. THE ORIGIN OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE J.O.I.N.T. Dir. Jimmy James & Sara Bond | 2004 USA | 25 min J.O.I.N.T. Is a secret agency dedicated to protecting stoners from “justice”! SEVEN YEARS BAD LUCK Dir. Briony Davis | 2004 | Aus | 25min Alcoholism and family problems plague a young netball team. VIEW Dir. John Chatwin | 2005 | Aus | 6min While Chester is trying to kill Esther, their neighbour Lester is trying to kill a fly. THE BOMB (SIXXX LEGS) Dir. Eddie White | 2003 | Aus | 4min A perverted scientist peers into a microscope to view his own private insect peep show. 10 WAYS TO INSTALL A BETTER DAD Dir. Zzalgern0n | 2004 | USA | 3 min Schizophrenic memories from the future! ANIMATION STATION PARTS I, II & III Dir. Zzalgern0n | 2005 | USA | 5 min A series of animation films, edited into a short. MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | THE AUSTRALIAN FILM INDUSTRY IN CRISIS Smacked Out Kisses - DON’T MISS! 14 I IN FF M U M CAT GOES SPLAT AND THE STORY OF POLKA Dir. Zzalgern0n | 2005 | USA | 8 min Dead cats and the story of modern polka. FALLING (FROM MY HUMAN DISGUISE) Dir. Nicholas Tripodi | 2004 | Aus | 6min A young woman turns her back on everything she knows in an attempt to find her true self. TOUCHED Dir. Owen Elliot | 2005 | Aus | 2 min “An upturned skull cupping Atlantic”. OAKLAND RAIDER PARKING LOT Dir. Jason Blalock | 2005 | USA | 23 min As poet Dorothy Parker once wrote about Oakland: “There’s no there there”. That’s until the Raiders came along! www.muff.com.au LIFE & DEATH OF ASH BOY Dir. Alex Bryant | 2004 | Aus | 15min This partly animated short deals with the life and times of a cigarette. GRIM Dir. JP Nickel | 2004 | USA | 16 min From the director of the cult comedy hit ‘Why we had to kill Bitch’ (screened at MUFF last year) comes this black comedy that turns the “honey-there’s-something-Ineed-to-tell-you” genre on its ear! MEN OF METAL Dir. Adam Ciancio | 2004 | Aus | 14min A young mechanic is thrown into battle to fight for his country. PREY Dir. Trevor McBain | 2004 | Aus | 20 min A frightening but mysterious beast terrorises a small group of park rangers. HERMAN THE LEGAL LABRADOR Dir. David Blumenstein | 2004 | Aus | 22 min An adorable dog named Herman is also a criminal defence lawyer! JAKE RAMSEY & VAMPIRE ARCANUM Dir. Daniel Inglese | 2004 | Aus | 16 min A detective has to solve a mystery involving supernatural forces. FLOW Dir. Jason Christou | 2004 | Aus | 11min A girl in a share house mysteriously disappears. What happened? SMACKED OUT KISSES Dir. David Mazzarella | 2004 | Aus | 30min A butcher’s life is heading in the wrong direction. Is Rose the answer to his dilemma? DO NOT MISS THIS QUALITY SHORT FROM A PROMISING YOUNG DIRECTOR. FOLEY FOIBLES Dir. Lara Del Arte | 2004 | Aus | 18 min Fed up with a director’s behaviour, a postproduction crew decide to sabotage a film’s pre-screening. DRACENSTEIN Dir. Tom Priestly | 2005 | Aus | 7 min A mad scientist accidentally installs a vampire brain in his monster-creation. THE FINNISH DREAMER Dir. Altsi Toiviainen | 2005 | Finland | 9 min A loner whose only friend is a sled has a life-altering crisis. SIX SEX SCENES IN TWO MINUTES Dir. Iqbal Barkat | 2005 | Aus | 2min From porno mag, to peepshow, to cybersex to phone sex. Welcome to the modern world! SEXY CRIMES: MAID TO ORDER Dir. Jean-Luc Syndikas | 2005 | Aus| 5min A young maid decides she’s had enough of the treatment she receives from her mistress and takes action! M M INI UF F SESSION 4 LOOP | Tue 12th 7pm SNAP Dir. Kurt Breitenmoser | 2004 | Aus | 13 min A film goer is pushed to the edge by inconsiderate audience members. A BRIEF CASE OF ANONYMITY Dir Murray Londen | 2005 | Aus | 5 min A man wakes beneath a bridge with a briefcase cuffed to his wrist. He must now go on a hunt for his identity, and his freedom. LATE SHIFT Dir. Ben West | 2004 | Aus | 9 min “Have you ever had a shift in your perception and was it too late?” CADENCE Dir James Aitchison | 2004 | Aus | 16 min A man can see time codes that foretell a person’s fate. UNLOCKED Dir. Tahnee McGuire | 2004 | Aus | 9 min A lonely mother tries everything to get her son to leave his locked room, until she decides to explore his secret world for herself. INSIDE Dir Brian Philip Davis | 2005 | Northern Ireland | 7 min A man living in a manufactured world is forced to take drastic action to return to a more natural life. WAITING ROOM Dir. Sophia Sovriss | 2004 | Aus | 7 min An innocent but impatient man crosses the line. DEVINE RETRIBUTION Dir Allyn Laing | 2004 | Aus | 10 min A bloke wakes up next to a shallow grave, with all evidence pointing to him. Did he do it? 1982S Dir Despain & Vainwad | 2004 | Aus | 7 min Subject: History. Lecturer: A puppet (or 2). EXIT Dir Hil Bayer | 2004 | Aus | 10 min Two misfits, stuck on a deserted country road, talk about their lives. A QUIET DRINK Dir Darren Clark | 2005 | Aus | 4 min Two blokes having a beer complain about their relationship problems. ROAD TO REALITY Dir Shaun Franklin | 2005 | Aus | 7 min Girl attempts becoming part of a reality TV show. SNAP! Dir Arlene Textaqueen & Anna Helme 2004 | Aus | 1 min When two women play a game of Snap, the cards start coming alive. 15 SESSION 5 LOOP | Tue 12th 9pm FRITZ NIEDSONE IS THE NEW BLACK Dir. Andrew Iser | 2005 | Aus | 10 min Believe the hype! Fritz Niedsone is the most famous celebrity ever! The “It” man of 2005 and beyond! Metrosexuals, eat your hearts out! CLOWN Dir. Karl Hirsch | 2004 | USA | 20 min A man is terrorised by an evil clown after a visit to a strange liquor store. TOP SHELF Dir. Marta Tesoro | 2004 | Aus | 6 min A moving account of Abigail Whine and her last few hours at the down town toy store. MOUNTAINFOLD Dir. Renee Boucher & Ben Steele 2004 | Aus | 5 min It starts with a seed in a fruit, or a voice that is muffled but not yet mute. Ignored by a man of paper and folds, if he can’t learn, this story revolves. SOME PEOPLE Dir. Sputnik | 2004 | Aus | 3 min We meet some people who find happiness where most of us would not dare to go. SMACKED! Dir. Brendan Ray | 2005 | Aus | 7 min Two junkies try to rob an adult store. When you dare to dream a heartbreak is not far behind... FINNISH DREAMER a short film by Altsi Toiviainen screening at Mini Muff Monday 11th 9pm Loop 23 Meyers Place, Melbourne T: 9654 0500 *Send us your dreams at dreamsequencefilms@rushpost.com www.muff.com.au MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | “IT’S TIME FOR A CLEAN OUT!” 1982s Snap Clown THREE NATIONAL MOMENTS Dir. Doug Mason | 2005 | Aus | 4 min Three issues related to Australian nationalism are explored. COLOUR BLIND Dir. Kurt Breitenmoser | 2004 | Aus | 30 min Two racists hospitalise a petrol station attendant, with unexpected consequences. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REVOLUTIONARY GEORGE POCKET? Dir. Jules Nemcich | 2005 | Aus | 8 min This film follows the invention of a very special raincoat. LIGHT CYCLE Dir. Lara Yawno | 2005 | Aus | 8 min Two kids break into a primary school and get trapped inside. A young girl’s spirit starts to haunt them. BROKEN JOYSTICK Dir. Sverre Fredriksen | 2004 | Aus | 3 min An experimental film exploring a subjective concept of time and control. MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | THE AUSTRALIAN FILM INDUSTRY IN CRISIS SESSION 6 LOOP | Wed 13th 7pm SPOONMAN Dir. Daniel Dimarco & Heath Davis | 2003 Aus | 22 min Jerry’s job is spooning: Cuddling up to women whose husbands do not have the time or enthusiasm to do this for their wives. THE WORD Dir. Sue Wicks | 2005 | Aus | 5 min The word “cunt” is spray-painted on a garage door, causing both outrage and fascination. SHAMEFUL LEGACY Dir. Travis Earle | 2005 | Aus | 7 min A man on his deathbed finds the energy to get up and do one last thing: Destroy his collection of pornographic magazines. ESMERELDA VIDEO Dir. Yasmin Sabuncu | 2004 | Aus | 5 min Esmerelda is a character in flux, always evolving to disgust and entertain you. www.muff.com.au The Finnish Dreamer First Fleet Back 16 I IN FF M U M THE DENTIST Dir. Signe Baumane | 2005 | USA | 10 min Meet an enthusiastic dentist and a reluctant patient... FIVE INFOMERCIALS FOR DENTISTS Dir. Signe Baumane | 2005 | USA | 4 min In five bizarre infomercials, dentists are introduced to the tools of their trade. JUST DO IT Dir. Tim Purdie | 2005 | Aus | 7 min When Doug’s much-loved television explodes, he explores what is behind the screen. CINEMA VERITE Dir. Jarrod Factor | 2005 | Aus | 2 min Filmed using a mobile phone, this short plays on the concept of “truth cinema”. CRAP: THE THIRD ATTEMPT Dir. Bart Sammut | 2005 | Aus | 21 min This documentary deals with the Short Crap Film Festival. After all, one man’s crap is another man’s treasure! THE GIRL WHO FELL Dir. Monica Burtscher | 2004 | Aus | 5 min There is a myth about a woman who fell, and fashionable “it” boy Charlie is a suspect... LIVE WITHOUT DEAD TIME Dir. Kat Barron | 2004 | Aus | 6 min An experimental exploration of consumer angst and cultural numbness. STARDUST Dir. Gregory Godhard | 2004 | Aus | 3 min Stardust is an experimental animation that explores the colours of the universe. All optical effects were made in-camera. GAI YAANG (FRIED CHICKEN) Dir. Bjorn Turmann | 2005 | Thailand | 5 min Twins, split personalities, fried chicken and a corpse! See you at the beach! Herman the legal Labrador SESSION 7 LOOP | Wed 13th 9pm JET POP Dir. Stefania Sepe & Vanessa Robinson-Conlon | 2004 | Aus | 7 min In the tradition of visual music, this abstract animation serves as a visual interpretation of a music concrete rhapsody. THE ANGRY PENGUIN Dir. Tom Vogel | 2004 | Aus | 11 min This horror-comedy about a childless couple who adopt a penguin comes highly recommended. Well, it had us in stitches! RAFFUS PISTOFFICUS Dir. Josh & Sam Reed | 2005 | Aus | 5 min Hilarious, partly animated comedy about a rat that’s cute enough to rival Stuart Little! FIRST FLEET BACK Dir. Lyons-Reid & Kuddell | 2005 | Aus | 22 min Uncle Kevin vs. the Queen in this hilarious Australian political satire. SUNDAY SMUGGLER Dir. Larry Lawson | 2005 | Aus | 13 min After a failed attempt to escape from prison, Russell lies bloodied, bruised and broken on his cell floor. SWITCH Dir. Maziar Lahoori | 2004 | Aus | 6 min A prisoner has an opportunity to escape when his guard has a heart attack. WHERE THERE’S SMOKE… Dir. Simon Walshe | 2004 | Aus | 5 min Ken’s life is turned upside down when 2 men enter his house. Pyromaniacs or a force of nature? CHAISE CHARADE Dir. Caleo & Davies | 2004 | Aus | 18 min Through a series of brief scenes, the chair as an object of investigation and catalyst for the following scenes is played out. ALAINA Dir. Adam Stolfo | 2004 | Aus | 15 min Alaina wishes that the world would go away. And one day, it does... M M INI UF F SESSION 8 LOOP | Thu 14th 9pm SCREENS WITH FEATURES BYTE ME Dir. Rob Budinski | 2005 | Aus | 12min Imagine dating your computer! Need we say more? THE ROAD TO ATHENS Dir. Rob Budinski | 2005 | Aus | 7 min Despite the history, Greece is incapable of doing a decent job when it comes to hosting the Olympic Games. This Australian propaganda film will show you why! Screens with “Spring Rhapsody” BEING TED CALAWAY Dir. Richard Hyde | 2005 | Aus | 4 min Don’t miss this rare look into the exciting life of the famous Ted Calaway! ENTERTAINING COUNTESS DRACULA Dir. Nathan Godkin | 2004 | Aus | 30 min In 17th century Hungary, the infamous blood countess is convicted of bathing in the blood of her servant girls. BIRDHOUSE ASYLUM Dir. Tony Condon | 2004 | Aus | 22 min This black comedy is set in and around a mental asylum. It deals with a series of bloody murders that a totally incompetent detective can’t seem to solve. MANGO JUICE Dir. Jeff Herbert | 2005 | Aus | 29 min A bisexual woman struggles with her private life. BIG WILLY Dir. Owen Elliot & Joe Hanlon | 2005 | Aus | 3 min Meet a local surf legend, inch by inch! HOW DO YOU HAVE IT? Dir. Morgan Evans | 2005 | Aus | 7 min Someone special is coming over for coffee but poor Paul can’t quite get the beans to his percolator. Screens with “Meat Pie” BRITNEY POUNDS JUSTIN Dir. Von Munt | 2005 | Aus | 6 min A neglected housewife is offered something a little bigger than usual. Screens with “Wait Means Never” ROMEO AND JULIET Dir. Ian Waldrow | 2004 | Aus | 7 min This dark comedy asks the question: After the passion fades, what keeps an elderly couple together after a life long relationship? Screens with “Thirty|Eight” UMBRELLA CONDITION Dir. Tim Holland | 2005 | Aus | 7 min A film about an English teacher’s quest for purity, in spite of his own sweet tooth. Screens with “The Final Stage” TOP SPEED OF A RABBIT Dir. Kim Miles | 2004 | Aus | 10 min Two women pick up a bloke for a night of sex, drugs, rock and roll, chess and blood. Screens with “Brown Bunny” THE CRIMOND Dir. Andrew Carter | 2004 | Aus | 7 min Mr Blackout runs a radical funeral home. He insults an elderly couple while sending SMS messages to the embalmer. Screens with “Kangaroo” ALBERT LOST THE GROUND Dir. B.J. Power | 2005 | Aus | 7 min A deadly assassin is about to be betrayed by the only man he thought he could trust. Screens with “The Actress” RUBY Dir. Josh Burns | 2004 | Aus | 8 min Ruby awakens bloody and disoriented, when she discovers that there is more to her situation than meets the eye... Screens with “Strange James” 17 BACKSTAGE Dir. Kelly McGillivroy-Brown | 2004 | New Zealand | 7 min Strippers talk about their double lives. Screens with “Harry Knuckles and Pearl Necklace” BLURRED PERCEPTIONS Dir. Frank Candiloro | 2005 | Aus | 3 min A boy with a bullet in his head experiences severely altered vision. Screens with “Elevator Movie” THE GARTH METHOD a short film by Gregory Pakis www.thegarthmethod.com Winner MUFF 2004 - Best Director, Best Male Actor, Best Screenplay, Best Editing screening at Muff Friday 8th 9pm Kino Dendy Cinemas, 45 Collins St, Melbourne, P: 9650 2100 www.muff.com.au MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | “IT’S TIME FOR A CLEAN OUT!” Top speed of a rabbit Umbrella Condition Blurred Perceptions WHAT IS ROPAR? SCREENING 7:30PM AWARDS NIGHT 17TH JULY @ KINO DENDY CINEMAS 45 COLLINS ST CITY www.dennisropar.com ! O P M U T S L D L O E V A E L E W E R D L N A O 19 TRASH VIDEO ANDREW LEAVOLD: OWNER-MANAGER OF BRISBANE’S CULT MOVIE STORE TRASH VIDEO AND SUBJECT OF THE RECENT SBS DOCUMENTARY ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE TAPES, UNDERGROUND FILM ARCHIVIST, WRITER AND RESEARCHER, FILMMAKER, CABARET PERFORMER, MC, MASKED WRESTLER AND MOST RECENTLY MOVIE TRIVIA QUIZMASTER. LEAVOLD HAS JUST COMPLETED HIS MAGNUM OPUS: A 35,000 WORD CHAPTER ON CHRISTIAN RAPTURE AND APOCALYPSE CINEMA FOR JACK SARGEANT’S NEW ANTHOLOGY SUTURE 2, TO BE PUBLISHED EARLY 2006. THE BEAST OF TRASH VIDEO Compiled by Andrew Leavold | 120 mins | 2005 A two-hour compilation of the wildest, the weirdest, and the most requested stuff from over five years of Trash Video’s notorious weekly Film Club screenings, hosted by Andrew Leavold. With Filipino midget superspies, amputee kung fu, the near-criminal fun of Kid’s Show, a vintage McDonalds training film, net-only animation, real-life strangeness, culture-jamming and just plain cultural terrorism! A hilarious brain-inneutral party tape for MUFF’s final night festivities. LOOP | Sun 17th 5pm THAT’S GODSPLOITATION TOO! Narrated live by Andrew Leavold | 90 mins | 2005 | Compilation An in-name-only sequel to “That’s Godsploitation” from MUFF 2003, Trash Video’s new 90 minute compilation delves even further into the outer fringes of Christian paranoia and propaganda cinema. We shine the torch on Thalidomides for Jesus, Johnny Cash on the long-haired Jesus Freak trail in Israel, the burnt Elephant Man gospel stylings of Merrill Womach, an 80s MTV clip from scary cult The Children Of God, the rapping pirate puppets of Captain Hook (featuring a real-life double amputee “hooking children for Christ”), and the most unnerving evangelists you will ever meet: a farting Robert Tilton, petulant public access TV host and suspected pedophile Jonathan Bell (known affectionately as “Screaming Boy”), and former child preacher and later LSD-addled exploitation star Marjoe Gortner who blows the lid on the whole Baptist tent-show caper! Plus tips on avoiding the slippery slope to Hell, and we revisit the Christian gore-fest shock tactics of Estus W. Pirkle and the Ormond Family Organization. Sweet dreams, sinners! KINO DENDY | Fri 15th 7pm LESBO-A-GO-GO LESBO-A-GO-GO Dir Andrew Leavold | Brisbane | 2003 | B&W/Colour | 52 mins Trash Videos no-budget film tribute to Sixties adult filmmaker Doris Wishman, Lesbo-A-Go-Go is the tawdry story of a young innocent girl’s unwitting descent into drug addiction, delirium, depravity and damnation. After being raped on the grave of her murdered wrestler boyfriend, beautiful but naive Sugar (Cari Withercy) is taken in by the predatory Kitten (Eileen Surepuss) and soon descends into a sin-soaked underworld of lesbianism, madness and psychedelic violence. Filmed in Bris-Vegas in seedy b&w (except for a saturated colour hallucination sequence) over six months for $700, LESBO A-G-O-GO is a delirious homage to vintage exploitation cinema (or “porn without porn”), featuring a gloriously fake 60s soundtrack from over ten Australian bands including The Gammarays, The Hekawis and The Standing 8 Counts. Special appearances from Geoff Corbett (singer for The Tremors and Sixfthick), Brisbane bands The Aampirellas and Gazoonga Attack, Melbourne filmmaker and MUFF director Richard Wolstencroft as “Dr Geese”, and St Kilda’s own Fred Negro as the “Vision From Hell”. LOOP | Sat 16th 7pm Features LIVE DIRECTOR’S COMMENTARY with writer/director Andrew Leavold, DOP Jarret Gahan, 2nd Unit Director Rohan Pugh, and stars Fred Negro and Richard Wolstencroft PLUS the Rohan Pugh/Fred Negro collaborations Fred Sounds (2003) and Fred’s Love (2005) introduced by the filmmakers themselves. WHAT THE CRITICS SAID ABOUT LESBO-A-GO-GO “Either the tackiest film ever made or the most infantile piece of cheap trash cinema...also is one of the funniest low-budget films to come out of Brisbane.” Alison Mason, Courier Mail “More entertainment value in its minuscule budget than a hundred Matrix Reloadeds...” Boris Lugosi, Girls Guns And Ghouls “Ugly, reprehensible and morally repugnant. And I made the film.” Andrew Leavold, writer/director E L U D 20 E H C 5 S F 0 UF Y 20 M UL J UE N VE DY N DE O N KI EMA N CI SAT 9/7 SUN 10/7 11am THIRTY|EIGHT MEAT PIE 1pm ELEVATOR MOVIE 3pm STRANGE JAMES FRI 8/7 AVANT MUFF: STAR GAZERS SESSION 01 AVANT MUFF: STAR GAZERS SESSION 02 FREE CINEMA: SATURDAY NIGHT AND SUNDAY MORNING AVANT MUFF: STAR GAZERS SESSION 03 THE FINAL STAGE* WELCOME TO GREENSBOROUGH* THE VANBEBBER FAMILY + SHORTS LINDSAY ANDERSON’S IF…* 9pm THE GARTH METHOD* VANBEBBER: THE MANSON FAMILY* 3XTERROR: ROJO SANGRE* THE INTRUDER/ MAKING OF PEARLS B4 SWINE 11pm VINCENT GALLO’S BROWN BUNNY 3XTERROR: AB NORMAL BEAUTY IVANS XTC * HONOUR, WOODEN HEART, RINGTONE 5pm FEMME DENTATA: THE LOVELESS MUFF SYMPOSIUM: DAVID THRUSSELL 7pm FEMME DENTATA: THE VIRGIN MACHINE MINI MUFF 1 9pm P OP H PS Y O P ER LL GA CH IT GL TY AR RP TE www.muff.com.au MON 11/7 TIM BURSTALL’S KANGAROO 5pm 7pm O LO AF THUR 7/7 MINI MUFF 2 MINI MUFF 3* 5pm MUFF SYMPOSIUM: SIMON STRONG 7pm AVANT MUFF IN BLOOD/ TIED UP SUPER 8 PROGRAM* 9pm HENRY PARIS DOUBLE FEATURE 5pm MUFF SYMPOSIUM: VANBEBBER “HOW TO…” FORUM 7pm ED WOOD GLEN OR GLENDA ED WOOD LOOK BACK IN ANGORA 9pm ED WOOD NECROMANIA* ED WOOD PRETTY MODELS GLITCH BAR ED WOOD PARTY BOND BAR VAN BEBBER DRINKS DALE & DANNY’S BLUE OPENING NIGHT EXTRAVAGANZA CHICKFIGHTS + BEATDOWNS SEXY MUFF: NUDE PROGRAM… SO GO NUDE BLOODTHIRSTY BUTCHERS/RATS ARE COMING DALE & DANNY’S BLUE SLEEPING… VENUES KINO DENDY CINEMAS 45 Collins St, Melbourne, P: +61 3 9650 2100 LOOP 23 Meyers Place, Melbourne P: + 61 3 9654 0500 TUE 12/7 WED 13/7 POP SHOP GALLERY 18-20 Corrs Lane, Melbourne P: +613 9659 4431 GLITCH 318 St. Georges Rd. North Fitzroy 3068 P: +61 9489 9799 THUR 14/7 AFTER PARTY VENUES FESTIVAL CLUB DALE AND DANNY’S BLUE 8 Whiteman St, Southbank Crown Casino P: +61 3 9292 7007 FRI 15/7 BOND BAR 24 Bond Street, Melbourne P: +61 3 9629 9844 * Festival Director’s Picks SAT 16/7 SUN 17/7 X.Y HARRY KNUCKLES MAX: A CAUTIONARY TALE JAMES CLAYDEN’S WITH TIME TO KILL* THE LONELINESS OF THE LONG DISTANCE RUNNER SEX AND SENSITIVITY GESTALT SESSION 01 GESTALT SESSION 02 AYN RAND: A SENSE OF LIFE DARYL DELLORA’S AGAINST THE INNOCENT PRISONER QUEEN/ THE CAPTIVE 3XTERROR: BOY MEETS GIRL THE BFI FREE CINEMA TOURING PROGRAM* KUBRICK: FEAR AND DESIRE +EARLY SHORTS* THAT’S GODSPOLITATION W/ ANDREW LEOVOLD JOHN LAURIE’S STROKER* THE MONEY SHOT PLUS MUFF AWARDS* BONDI TSUNAMI/ A WICKED TALE THE ACTRESS* VANBEBBER: BILL MOUSOULIS’ SPRING RHAPSODY* DEADBEAT AT DAWN + SHORT W Q&A* PETER WEIR’S THE LAST WAVE* WAIT MEANS NEVER* VIRGIN BEASTS THE HIDDEN FUHRER LESBO AU GO GO: SCREENING & EVENT MINI MUFF 4 MINI MUFF 6 MINI MUFF 5 MINI MUFF 7 DAVID CRONENBERG SHORTS* BUMFIGHTS 3 & BLING BLING: BLING A LONG TIEFLAND POLANSKI SHORTS* DESPERATELY SEEKING SEKA DAVID LYNCH SHORTS* MONSTROSITY/ GRAVE ROBBERS WISHMAN DOUBLE: INDECENT DESIRES, DEADLY WEAPONS VON TRIER SHORTS BETTIE PAGE: DARK ANGEL + BORN IN A BARN* MUFF SYMPOSIUM: PHILOSOPHY AND FILM THE SEDUCTION OF INGA ED WOOD CLASS REUNION ED WOOD DROP OUT WIFE BLAIRBITCH/COCKSUCKER BLUES ED WOOD ONE MILLION AC/DC ED WOOD THE SINISTER URGE GLITCH BAR DRINKS DALE & DANNY’S BLUE STILL SLEEPING… MORE SLEEPING… BEST OF TRASH FILM CLUB MINI MUFF 8 DALE & DANNY’S DALE & DANNY’S BLUE INTER. GUEST BLUE CLOSING NIGHT DRINKS AWARDS PARTY www.muff.com.au Presented by Jim Van Blood and Celluloid by Jack Sargeant Jim VanBebber makes films about blood. Not the bright red blood of Hollywood blockbusters. In a VanBebber movie the blood is at best the dirty sticky brown of rotting organic matter, more often it is dark black dried and crusty. It is the blood that soaked into the furnishings and left ugly human stains. So often in movies blood is meant to be bright crimson. It is intended to be titillating, exciting, even heroic. Jim VanBebber ignores the niceties of such cinematic conventions. In his films blood represents the physical evidence associated with decay, crime, torture, and death. VanBebber’s subject matter is grim, unpleasant and swirling darkness. VanBebber has directed two films rooted in true crime. Not cases told via the agency of those august individuals who protect and serve, not crimes that are solved by rigourous detective work, but cases that under VanBebber’s direction explode the veneer of the American suburban middle classes, families whose children are exposed through their actions as the dark underbelly. In VanBebber’s dramadocumentaries the focus is on the process of willfull exclusion that these teens engage in via drugs, sex, violence, and Satanism (the kind of cultishSatanism that the tabloid media salaciously indulge in). The first of these films – My Sweet Satan (1993) – loosely follows the Long Island Satan Teens who gravitated around loser and stoner Ricky Kasso. Near-mindless drug-fucked metal heads who have nothing to do but get more drug-fucked and do whatever comes to mind, including murder. And then there’s VanBebber’s epic, his Charles Manson / Family movie. Fifteen years in development, Manson (2004) is a film that follows the drugged-up killcrazy teen-femme runaways who gathered at a decrepit movie ranch, a few stunted miles from the dog-shit stained stars - the footprints of celebrity - on Hollywood Boulevard. Amongst the dirt and shrubs and the aged wooden buildings, and in the streams and caves that punctuate the hills around the Spahn Ranch these teens spent the late sixties planning the apocalypse. Driven by conspiracy politics, millennialism and English pop music to form the end time philosophy that helped transform the ‘groovy’ sixties into the gory seventies. VanBebber doesn’t just recreate the sixties - including meticulously observed mise-en-scene – but follows the media myth of Manson through to modern devotees. Satan teens. 23 Bebber In Roadkill: The Last Days of John Martin (1988) VanBebber turns his attention to the classic couples-lost-inthe-middle-of-nowhere scenario, but avoids the camp humour of so many horror movies, spinning his tale into a genuinely unpleasant bloodthirsty celebration of cannibalism. In fifteenminutes VanBebber single-handedly takes the grim vibe of the truly great seventies horror movies – Texas Chainsaw et al – and takes them on a detour that owes more to crime scene forensic photography than the oh-sofunny postmodern humour of Scream and its ilk. Finally, VanBebber’s first movie, Deadbeat At Dawn (1987) an homage to youthsploitation, gang movies, action movies, and martial arts movies. Started during his third-year at college, the film lacks some of the stylistic invention of Manson but makes up for it in shear velocity. Contrary to the belief fostered by most mainstream cinema, films do not have to operate on one level. They don’t have to be cast with the daughters of hotel magnets, former (manufactured) pop stars, or ex-models. Films don’t have to make hip references to the detritus of pop culture, they don’t have to inspire sequels, they don’t have to be weighed down in a quagmire of special effects. VanBebber uses the low-budget confrontational aesthetic of the eighties underground movie as articulated via Richard Kern and mixes it with the sensibilities of independent horror movies and exploitation movies. SESSION 1 KINO DENDY | Sat 9th 9pm THE MANSON FAMILY CHUNKBLOWER With intro and Q&A with director moderated by Jack Sargeant SESSION 2 KINO DENDY | Sun 10th 7pm ROADKILL: THE LAST DAYS OF JOHN MARTIN MY SWEET SATAN THE VANBEBBER FAMILY DOCUMENTARY UNCUT! Intro by VanBebber and Jack Sargeant SESSION 3 KINO DENDY | Fri 15th 9pm DEADBEAT AT DAWN With intro and Q&A with director moderated by Jack Sargeant Jack Sargeant 2005 VanBebber in Deadbeat at Dawn Presented by ED WOOD RETROSPECTIVE Programmers: Eugene Grobbelaar and Adrian Maiolla MC: Adrian Maiolla MUFF is proud to present 8 films related to Plan 9 from Outer Space writer-director Edward D. Wood Junior, whose struggle as an independent filmmaker was documented in the Tim Burton film Ed Wood. For more information on Ed’s work, be sure to visit http://home.netcom.com/~hunt_for_ed_wood/MAIN. html. For exclusive Ed Wood merchandise, check out http://www.cafepress.com/hunt_for_ed. Special thanks to talented artist Philip R. Frey, who designed the brilliant Ed Wood caricature you see here. DOUBLE FEATURE: GLEN OR GLENDA (A.K.A. I CHANGED MY SEX) Dir. Ed Wood | 1953 | USA Glen or Glenda needs no introduction. Released under about 5 different titles, and described by critic Leonard Maltin as the worst film ever made, this was Ed Wood’s one from the heart. This unintentionally hilarious film, shot on a non-existent budget, stars an aging Bela Lugosi (of Dracula fame) as a god-like-figure telling the story of Glen – a transvestite who transforms into Glenda by wearing a wig and an angora sweater. Should Glen tell his wife about Glenda, or keep her in the closet? That is the question! This ahead-of-its-time pseudo-documentary stars Ed Wood (as Glen) opposite his then real-life girlfriend Dolores Fuller. Friday 8 July 7pm | Glitch Bar NECROMANIA – A TALE OF WEIRD LOVE! Dir. Ed Wood | 1971 | USA MUFF presents the Australian premiere of the newly discovered uncut version of this long-lost skin flick by Ed Wood. Necromania’s plot concerns a young couple (Ric Lutze and Rene Bond) who visit a necromancer in an attempt to cure a male impotency problem. When all else fails (including steamy sex set to surf guitar music), lovemaking in a coffin seems to do the trick just fine. (Now who needs Viagra?) Necromania is loaded with Wood’s usual ingredients: unintentionally hilarious acting, wholly original dialogue, and general erotic mayhem. Don’t miss this sexy spin on Wood’s unique cinematic “brilliance”, and be sure to stick around for our Ed Wood party after the screening! Friday 8 July 9pm | Glitch Bar Permission for the screening of Ed Wood’s NECROMANIA given by Films Around The World, Inc., New York City, on behalf of the copyright owners and Fleshbot Films. Pretty Models Class Reunion Sinister Urge DOUBLE FEATURE: LOOK BACK IN ANGORA Dir. Ted Newsom | 1994 | USA This documentary was stylised to look like one of Ed Wood’s classic films. Footage and dialogue from Ed’s (strangely biographical) movies are used to tell this story of a soldier-turned-filmmaker who, like so many others, tried to make it in Hollywood. Wood released independentlyfunded black-and-white films in the 1940s and 1950s. After numerous unsuccessful attempts at success in the horror, science fiction, western and documentary genres, Ed was eventually “reduced” to writing pornographic novels for a living. In addition, Wood paid the bills (and fed his alcohol addiction) by making sexploitation films in the 1960s and 1970s. Until his death in 1978, Ed wrote, directed and/or starred in over 30 films. He also loved angora sweaters, and befriended Bela Lugosi. Friends, family and colleagues help to tell Wood’s sad but fascinating story in Look Back in Angora. Saturday 9 July 7pm | Glitch Bar DOUBLE FEATURE: THE CLASS REUNION Dir. AC Stephen (Screenplay by Ed Wood) | 1972 | USA Another AC Stephen-Ed Wood collaboration (there are many, including the infamous Orgy of the Dead), this one is actually a sequel to Class of ‘69. The Class Reunion has a plot involving (yes, you guessed it) ex-classmates watching 16mm films of themselves having a massive orgy in their high school days. Upon realising how well it worked the last time, the “class of 1969” decides to take a stroll down memory lane. The Class Reunion is best known for its inclusion of footage straight out of its prequel (nothing strange in the world of low budget filmmaking), and also its social commentary and general political awareness. Watch for a post-boob job Rene Bond, who can be seen in her natural glory in Necromania. Friday 15 July 7pm | Glitch Bar DOUBLE FEATURE: DROP OUT WIFE Dir. AC Stephen (Screenplay by Ed Wood) | 1972 | USA Low budget producer Stephen Apostolof (also known as AC Stephen) again hired Ed Wood to write him a screenplay. Drop out wife highlights both Wood’s use of nonsensical dialogue, and Apostolof’s obsession with the use of (very) bright colours. A colourful film in many ways, it tells the then-timely story of a woman caught between the women’s liberation movement of the 1970s, and life at home with her husband and child. She does eventually go with the latter option, but not until trying the swingers’ lifestyle first! And try it she does, with a little help from a slightly more “liberated” female friend (who is single and making the most of it!) Saturday 16 July 7pm | Glitch Bar PRETTY MODELS ALL IN A ROW (A.K.A. THE LOVE FEAST) Dir. Ed Wood | 1969 | USA This one has to be seen to be believed! Ed Wood produced, wrote and directed this soft-core classic and even casted himself in the main role. Mr Murphy (Wood) is a sleazy photographer, with a serious drinking problem, who makes it with beautiful female models. His technique is simple: Invite the broads over for a photo shoot, then take advantage of them. But it’s not long until the ladies have had enough of Mr Murphy’s perverted antics. So they decide to teach him a lesson by dressing him in a baby doll outfit, while forcing him to submit to their kinky demands. Eventually, Mr Murphy realises that he has a thing for “bootlicking” after all! The rest of the film is dedicated to Mr Murphy drinking and pulling several (rather disturbing) funny faces. Beware! Saturday 9 July 9pm | Glitch Bar ONE MILLION AC/DC Dir. Ed de Priest (Screenplay by Ed Wood) | 1969 | USA A group of cave people are being harassed by a plastic dinosaur (which was probably intended to look like a real dinosaur or at least an impressive model of one). What are they to do? They decide to have lots of sex. And eat a lot of food. They keep doing this until they think of a plan to combat the T-Rex. And eventually they do! But there is a brilliant plot twist at the end. A giant ape decides to join the dinosaur in bothering the innocent human beings. But things change when a girl falls for the ape, and they decide to get a little fresh and fruity. Ed Wood scripted this one under his famous “Akdon Telmig” pseudonym – which is one letter short from spelling “Vodka Gimlet” in reverse. So prepare yourselves for a night of prehistoric madness! Friday 15 July 9pm | Glitch Bar THE SINISTER URGE Dir. Ed Wood | 1961 | USA Universally described as one of Ed Wood’s “best”, The Sinister Urge marks the end of his Plan 9 era. This blackand-white feature is a sequel-of-some-sort to his earlier masterpieces including Bride of The Monster and Night of the Ghouls. As much as the film belongs in this category, it was also an initiation for Ed into the exploitation genre. This ironic tale of a filmmaker who used to “…make good motion pictures…” but now makes “smut films” to pay the bills would become Wood’s own story in later years, when he wrote and directed several adult films – some of them screening at MUFF this year, of course. Some key moments of The Sinister Urge include a light bondage scene, a cameo appearance by Ed, and the misadventures of a maniacal serial killer. Saturday 16 July 9pm | Glitch Bar 26 IF... As part of our Australian Film Industry in Crisis theme, we present the touring BFI Free Cinema program plus a selection of three features from Free Cinema exponents Carel Resiz, Tony Richardson and Lindsay Anderson. The Free Cinema revolutionaries suffered under oppressive bureaucracy and outdated cinematic attitudes and tastes back in the late 50’s and early 60’s and responded with the amazing Free Cinema movement. We show these films in the belief that our own “Free Cinema 2” revolution is underway in Australia. We show these films humbly as great forerunners of cinematic revolution in two parts: one shorts, one features. Our revolution will be cinematically different but its spirit the same. PART 1: THE BFI’S FREE CINEMA TOURING PROGRAM: 103MINS TOTAL KINO DENDY | Wed 13th 7pm O DREAMLAND - NEW PRINT Dir Lindsay Anderson | 1953 | b&w | 11 mins | no dialogue Lindsay Anderson’s vibrant and energetic portrait of the Margate funfair on a typically wet summer’s day is about the serious business of the English enjoying themselves on holiday. Punctuated by the manic and mechanic laugh of a dummy policeman, the perfectly selected montage of images exposes the shoddiness of the attractions, the bingo halls, slot machines and the animals in the miniature zoo. O Dreamland is every bit as much about exploitation as it is about pleasure. MOMMA DON’T ALLOW - NEW PRINT Dir Karel Reisz, Tony Richardson 1956 / b&w / 22 mins Momma Don’t Allow is an exploration of the emergence of workingclass youth culture in the mid-Fifties and focuses on young people jiving the night away in a north London pub. The Teddy Boys may now look rather tame, but the film’s exposure of class divisions when a group of ‘well-dressed’ middle-class groovers arrives to spend a night out slumming it, is genuinely shocking. MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | THE AUSTRALIAN FILM INDUSTRY IN CRISIS The Loneliness Long Distance Runner A 0’S M 6 E H IN LIS C EE ENG R F HE T TOGETHER - NEW PRINT Dir Lorenza Mazzetti, Denis Horne 1956 | b&w | 52 mins | no dialogue Against the background of the bombsites, warehouses and street markets of the late Fifties East End, Together offers a compelling exploration of the isolated lives of two deaf men. Despite its emotive fictional structure, the film is not a typical romanticisation of East End working-class life, but offers a complex, open-ended presentation that refuses to condemn or celebrate. The film is also notable for its extraordinary cast, with great performances from local people and the curious, but very successful casting of the artist Michael Andrews and the internationally known sculptor Eduardo Paolozzi. NICE TIME - NEW PRINT Dir/scr Claude Goretta, Alain Tanner 1957 | b&w | 17 mins ‘Impressions of Piccadilly Circus in 1957: hot dogs and nude magazines; dumb cinema queues; posters advertising the glories of war and the horrors of science fiction; lonely faces; searching glances; the parade of amateur and professional ‘talent’; presiding over all, the ironic statue of Eros... The observation is untouched by nostalgia, and presents a devastating picture for anyone who thinks of Piccadilly Circus in romantic terms... www.muff.com.au PART 2: FREE CINEMA PORTRAITS OF REVOLUTIONARIES MUFF is proud to present three revolutionary films spawned from the Free Cinema movement that deal with the subject of revolution; inwardly, outwardly and actively… SATURDAY NIGHT AND SUNDAY MORNING Dir Karel Reisz | 1960 | 85 mins Albert Finney gives a truly breathtaking performance as Arthur Seaton the working class rebel and hero who fucks married women, pulls minor industrial pranks, gets into fights, acts ‘the lad’ about town and generally rejects the command of his masters and betters in early sixties England. Based on Alan Stilltoe’s novel and shot by Freddie Francis, the films brilliant portrayal of inward revolution makes this a very important film of the English New Wave. Reisz’ finely studied direction offers a brilliant realist portrait of the working class in England and the life of a lad about town; who doesn’t take any shit from anyone. On an odd local note Finney has an uncanny resemblance to Joel Edgerton in this film…check it out to see what me mean. KINO DENDY | Sat 9th 5pm THE LONELINESS OF THE LONG DISTANCE RUNNER Dir: Tony Richardson | 1962 | 100 mins A young delinquent is sent to borstal, after robbing a bakery, following his father’s death. There our antihero Colin rebels against the screws but his passion for running makes him a darling of the asshole camp Governor who wants to beat the local Private School in their first ever match off, in the long distance run. The portrayal of outward rebellion and defiance of the condescending power structures of borstal counter pointed with the flashbacks on Colin’s life before being sent to the youth clink, all work to make this a truly compelling piece of cinema. KINO DENDY | Sat 16th 3pm IF… Dir: Lindsay Anderson 1968 100 mins (A very special film for Festival director Richard Wolstencroft who as noted in MUFF 3 saw this film at Ivanhoe Grammar School and first formulated his own rebellion…) Here Rebellion is overt and active as Travis and his band of merry revolutionaries decide it best to shoot up their Private school with semi automatic weapons on Founders Day. Like any good Private School Boy should, what? Anderson’s film is a devastating and brilliant portrait of English school system and life. The film is the most radical of the three Free Cinema features presented here using surreal tactics, black and white and colour film, magnificent use of African tribal music and a terrifying climax to shock and confront audiences. Whether the revolution at the end of the film is that of the right or the left remains obscure…KINO DENDY | Mon 11th 7pm FIL Bloodthirsty Butchers M TH S AR E W OU OR ND LD + A AN LIT DY TL MI E G LL RA IGA VE N RO RE BB TRO IN G 27 Courtesy of Alexander Kogan and www.filmsaroundtheworld.com BLOODTHIRSTY BUTCHERS Dir. Andy Milligan | 1970 | USA | 80 mins An unusual alliance between SWEENY TODD, the local barber, and MAGGIE LOVETT, who runs an innocuous appearing bake shop, has resulted in some of the most unusual ‘meat pies’ available anywhere in town. Starring John Miranda, Anabella Wood, Berwick Kaler, Jane Hilary. POP SHOP GALLERY | Mon 11th 9pm THE RATS ARE COMING! Dir. Andy Milligan | 1971 | USA | 92 mins The Mooneys are a strange breed of Werewolves, where Monica, the weirdest member of the family, has an affinity for rodents... especially MAN-EATING RATS! Starring Hope Stansbury, Jackie Skarvelis, Noel Collins, Joan Ogden. POP SHOP GALLERY | Mon 11th 9pm MONSTROSITY Dir. Andy Milligan | 1989 | USA | 90 mins Hollywood is a strange and eccentric place in normal times. When a beautiful girl is murdered by a gang, her boyfriend and his friends set out to avenge her death by creating a being from various human and animal parts. Cast: Haal Borske, Carrie Anita, Michael Lunsford. POP SHOP GALLERY | Wed 13th 9pm GRAVE ROBBERS (A.K.A. DEAD MATE) 1988 | USA | 90 mins The nightmare begins with Nora’s vision of her beating heart being ripped from her body. When she stumbles upon her own tombstone, she realizes that the GRAVEROBBERS have plans for her! Cast: Elizabeth Mannino, David Gregory, Kelvin Keraga POP SHOP GALLERY | Wed 13th 9pm Gestalt therapy rules! We dig it and you should too. Avoid years of Freudian and Lacanian bullshit psychoanalysis by getting into the psychodrama, confrontation and action of Gestalt therapy. We are happy to present two rare programs featuring Gestalt therapy founder and guru Fritz Perls practicing his art in the late 60s. These five programs act as a brilliant introduction to the ideas and results of Gestalt therapy and also gives a lively portrait of its charismatic and eccentric founder Fritz Perls. This is a treat not to be missed. All films consist of either real sessions conducted by Perls or lectures and interactions given by Perls during his famous Cowichan (Canadian) period and his even more famous Esalen Institute period. Get in and out of the garbage can and get into Gestalt this year at MUFF! An empty chair awaits you… GESTALT PROGRAM 1 KINO DENDY | Wed 13th 5pm GESTALT PROGRAM 2 KINO DENDY | Thu 14th 5pm WHAT IS GESTALT? Plus AWARENESS | 40 min session MEMORY VS. PRIDE plus MADELEINE’S DREAM | 45 mins A SESSION WITH COLLEGE STUDENTS plus BIRTH OF A COMPOSER | 40 min session DEMON, THE CASE OF MARY KAY plus GRIEF and PSEUDO GRIEF | 40 mins www.muff.com.au MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | “IT’S TIME FOR A CLEAN OUT!” FRITZ PERLS B4 SWINE MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | THE AUSTRALIAN FILM INDUSTRY IN CRISIS The Ghost Paintings With Time to Kill 28 T N A F ATIVE V A UF NARR MXTREME Stargazers AVANT MUFF : EXTREME NARRATIVE Melbourne has a rich tradition of low-budget “experimental narrative” cinema – films that acknowledge a desire to tell stories, but at the same time draw on other traditions of documentary or the avant-garde. Often self-funded, such “homemade” narratives are able to pursue their artistic objectives untroubled by commercial expectations, taking risks with style and duration and switching at times from Gothic or whimsical melodrama to minimalist observation of people and places within a single work. This selection includes the world premiere of Stargazers – an Special thanks to Bill Mousoulis. SESSIONS 1-3 KINO DENDY | Sun 10th 1pm SESSION 4 KINO DENDY | Sat 16th 7pm STARGAZERS Dir Leo Berkeley | 1999 | Video Following the adventures of five idealistic strangers in suburban Melbourne, Stargazers is a five-hour drama conceived as an extensive experiment in improvisation. Each actor created and developed their own character, nothing was put on paper and neither the director nor the actors knew what would happen in each scene until it was actually shot. Stargazers was a deliberate attempt to challenge conventional notions of length and pacing in fictional screen narratives and allow the drama and the dialogue to unfold in its own time and with its own rhythm: a story where a talk at the pub or an anecdote in the kitchen are explored for their inherent dramatic richness as much as plot twists or action sequences. Screens in three feature-length instalments; with Angela McKenna, David Frazer, Luke Elliot, Caroline Lee and Damien Richardson. World premiere. STROKER Dir John Laurie | 1988 | 16mm Dr. Stroker, ailing renegade psychologist, teams up with Dr. Randolph Block, surgeon and family man, to conduct experiments into pineal implants in humans. Intended to be “cinematic” rather than literary, the film was shot without a written script, the plot evolving from what occurred in front of the camera. The actors spoke numbers and the dialogue was reconstructed from body language and lip movements after editing. With John Flaus and Ross Macleod. epic “miniseries” shot virtually singlehanded over several years by Leo Berkeley (Holidays on the River Yarra) – along with rarely-screened works from directors such as James Clayden (Hamlet X) and Anna Kanneva (Dreams for Life). Capping off the program is a trilogy of mediumlength narrative films on Super-8, including Trevor Rooney’s High Noontide, also a world premiere. - Jake Wilson SESSION 5 KINO DENDY | Sun 17th 1pm WITH TIME TO KILL Dir James Clayden | 1987 | Video In this unconventional cop thriller from one of Melbourne’s leading experimental filmmakers, Lieutenant Nick Yates and Sergeant Max Clements devise a hit list and set out to rid the town of ‘human garbage’ that has accumulated out of the corruption that surrounds them. But the hunters become the hunted in a deadly, urban landscape that seems to have no end. With Ian Scott and James Clayden. Screens with short THE GHOST PAINTINGS Dir James Clayden | 1986 | Super-8/video Stargazers www.muff.com.au AV AN XT RE M ME T NA UF RR AT F IV The Ghost Paintings E SESSION 6 KINO DENDY | Sat 16th 5pm SESSION 7 POP SHOP GALLERY | Sun 10th July 7pm AGAINST THE INNOCENT Dir Daryl Dellora | 1988 | 16mm Polemical yet playful, this mixture of fiction and documentary follows the visit of a German terrorism expert to Melbourne. While elsewhere a hostage drama unfolds, we hear the views of a range of experts and others, prefiguring more recent debates on the politics of terror. With Monica Cameron (and a cameo from Don Dunstan). This special all-Super-8 session includes three medium-length narratives: VANILLA ESSENCE Dir Anna Kannava | 1989 | 16mm DARLING FOR A DAY Dir Mark La Rosa | 1989 | Super-8 A group of teenagers run away to Sydney. ORDINARY FLUX Dir Richard Tuohy | 1991 | Super-8 An attempt at strict narrative formalism in a world of everydayness. HIGH NOONTIDE Dir Trevor Rooney | 2005 | Super-8 A man wanders through a series of city landscapes. World premiere. MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | “IT’S TIME FOR A CLEAN OUT!” Screens with shorts WORK Dir Michael Buckley | 1986 | 16mm ���� � ������ ���� � ��� ������������������������������������������������������������ ���������������������������������������������������������������� ����������������������������������������������������������� ������������������������������������������ 29 ������������� www.muff.com.au Deadly Weapons 30 E M TA M A FE ENT DART 1 Indecent Desires P Femme Dentata Part 1 This year MUFF is proud to present an exciting showcase of films that are all directed by women with bite! Women in Film in Australia have not been as radical, iconoclastic, controversial or out there as our overseas sisters (Well except Anna Brownfield and The Money Shot…this years Closing Night flick!). Perhaps they are reticent to bare their fangs? To inspire women filmmakers to go all the way and give us aggressive, authentic and auteur post-feminist flicks check out this impressive line up of femme film fatales… MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | THE AUSTRALIAN FILM INDUSTRY IN CRISIS THE VIRGIN MACHINE Dir: Monika Truet | Germany/USA | 1988 | 86 mins From Monika Truet, the cool German director of the classic SM tinged feature “Seduction: The Cruel Woman”, comes this classic exploration of female sexuality. The female protagonist sick of relationships with men goes in search of Mommy in the wild lesbian underworld of San Fran. Sex, Dildoes and mischief pursues, as our wide-eyed heroine gets busy in more ways than one. Great exploration of gay sexuality and a woman’s search for fulfilment through sensual pleasure. A post feminist treat… LOOP | Sat 9th July 7pm TIEFLAND Dir: Leni Riefenstahl | Germany | 1942 | 2 hours approx Well, we all know that naughty film Triumph of the Will, that brilliant four hour Olympia and those crazy mountaineering movies she appeared in the 30’s, but few have seen her early 40’s opus Tiefland. The book I saw “Women who run with the wolves” exposes a thesis that can definitely be applied to Ms. Riefenstahl. See a fascinating piece of feminist cinema that is one of the most controversial in the canon. While many find Riefenstahl’s politics questionable, her filmmaking genius is hard to deny. POP SHOP | Thu 14th July 7pm THE LOVELESS Dir Kathryn Bigelow | USA | 82 mins Ms. Bigelow’s cool debut feature starring a sexy young Willen Dafoe doing his thang, is one of the early classics of eighties cinema. Bigelow who went on to direct the excellent Near Dark and okay Point Break, makes an impressive first film full of bikes, violence and energy. LOOP | Sat 9th July 5pm www.muff.com.au DORIS WISHMAN DOUBLE FEATURE! INDECENT DESIRES Dir: Doris Wishman | USA | 1968 | 71 mins DEADLY WEAPONS Dir: Doris Wishman | USA | 75 mins Crazy sexploitation femme guru Doris Wishman made these two cool flicks in the swinging sixties. Indecent Desires plays with the female concept of identity as Zeb falls in love with a doll. He caresses his rubber friend which in turn stimulates a young secretary named Ann. A whacked out supernatural sex epic you won’t want to miss! In Deadly Weapons the fear of the nurturing breast is exposed in this espionage homage featuring Chesty Morgan who truly has some monstrous and huge action in the front of her chest. See Chesty give it all she’s got in this wild grind house classic. Be sure to check out Andrew Leovold’s Wishman tribute and her nudist film both in MUFF 2005! POP SHOP | Thu 14th July 9pm AYN RAND: A SENSE OF LIFE Dir: Michael Paxton | USA | 90 mins Author of The Fountain head and Atlas Shrugged and also founder of Objectivist philosophy; an intellectual theory for life that celebrates leadership, capitalism and selfishness, Ayn Rand is an outsider in feminist circles. This fascinating doco takes a look at her life and work and gives a fascinating insight into this iconoclastic and popular female figure. Ayn Rand was a Russian immigrant who loved the idea of America from an early age. In America, and in New York City in particular, she saw the highest culmination of humanities achievement. In her view, only a completely free capitalist economic system allows human beings to express their true nature and reach their full potential. This philosophy was later adapted by the modern libertarian movement (which Rand herself quickly disassociated herself from for various personal and ideological reasons). Don’t miss this fascinating portrait. KINO DENDY | Fri 15th July 5pm T4 AUSTRALIAN CULT CINEMA PART 4 What would a look at the Australian Film Industry in Crisis be without a continuation of our much loved retrospective series “Australian Cult Cinema”? Here comes part 4 for you all to get your Antipodean eyeballs on… THE FINAL STAGE KINO DENDY | Fri 8th July 7pm Dir Frank Howson | 85min | 1991 | Australia Frank Howson’s most personal and introspective work deals with a group of people trapped in a surreal purgatory world of seemingly no escape, where the past sins of former lives are redeemed, dissected and repeated ad infinitum. Howson’s film is a brave and confronting one that uses language to its utmost effect to portray the entropy and vicissitudes of relationships, childhood abuse and social problems. Featuring a stunning performance by Tommy Dysart as Stinky and featuring Abigail in the nude…yes again!…This film should prove once and for all Frank Howson’s talent as a director, writer and pioneer in the recent local film industry. Be part of this exclusive public Australian Premiere featuring intro and Q&A with the director and cast. An essential and long lost gem of Australian cinema makes its debut at MUFF…don’t miss out. THE INTRUDER KINO DENDY | Mon 11th July 9pm Dir Richard Wolstencroft | 90min | 1991 | Australia and THE MAKING OF PEARLS BEFORE SWINE Dir Richard Wolstencroft | 85min | 1996/2005 | Australia With Frank Howson’s appearance back on the scene in 2005, I thought I would pull out the ‘work in progress’ cut of my long lost second feature The Intruder aka Deliver Us From Evil… that was a collaboration between the two of us. Frank Howson wrote and Produced the film and I was hired to direct it back in 1991. Turned down by Aleksi Vellis, who graciously and kindly recommended me for the job, thanks Alex! I was at the ripe age of twenty-two making a 35mm feature film in a house in Elwood, over two hectic weeks with Bloodlust DOP Gary Ravenscroft. Starring Tottie Goldsmith (Sex:the series), Lachy Hulme (Lets Get Skase), Greg Parker (Heaven’s Burning) and Paul Moder (SNAK, Razoreaters), the film is about a young couple who are terrorized by a Serial Killer who breaks into their home. The film is presented here as a rough cut, without music, over dubbing, reshooting or title sequence or titles and is naturally quite raw. But to those interested it is a sneak peak at a serial killer flick Australia almost had at its cinemas. Here is maybe your only chance to see it. Screening with the Making of Pearls Before Swine the new doco about the making of the film that started MUFF, shot by Mark Bloothoofd during the films production and produced in time for the 2005 US DVD release. 31 NOTE: Those who accuse me of nepotism, ie playing my own work… should basically shut up. James Hewison, MIFF director did it when he Associate Produced “Letters to Ali” to no complaints… as he damn well should have. So why do people complain when a filmmaker plays his own work in his own festival? When a filmmaker makes films and runs festivals this should be applauded as the act of a man capable of wearing many hats. – Richard Wolstencroft, Festival director VIRGIN BEASTS KINO DENDY | Sat 16th July 11pm Dir Toby Zoates | 1991 Sydney artist, animator and filmmaker Toby Zoates somehow convinced the AFC to fund this insane collision of John Waters, Ralph Bakshi and freaked-out fever dream in the late 80’s and it has remained pretty much unseen in Melbourne. It’s like a low-budget, drug-fucked Wizard Of Oz full of corrupt politicians, evil demons, apocalyptic ramblings, gibbering Sharmans and assorted crazies. Combining animation with live action with an innovative gusto that pre-empts films like Dick Linklater’s WAKING LIFE (2002), VB is a whacked-out addition to down-under film and cultural history that MUFF is proud to raise from the dead. Beauty meets the Beast at the Masque of the Red Death to get Landrights for Gay Whales : the last wishes of a dickhead arms-dealer on his death-bed. Thanks to Jon Hewitt. KANGAROO KINO DENDY | Fri 8th July 5pm Dir Tim Burstall Great adaptation of DH Lawrence’s classic novel of post WW1 Australia, starring the inimicable Colin Friels, talented Judy Davis and staunch Hugh Keays Byrne. The film focuses on the Colin Friels’ characters attraction to an Australian fascist party headed by Kangaroo (Keays-Byrne) and documents how close Australia came to a viable fascist party back in the 1920’s (Lawrence based his premise on fact according to biographies). Filled with typical Lawrencian meditations on sex, love and death… imbued with a magnificent romanticism and directed assuredly by the late, great Tim Burstall all this makes Kangaroo a true Aussie classic. Don’t miss this brilliant Australian film. THE LAST WAVE KINO DENDY | Fri 15th July 11pm Dir Peter Weir This mysterious and esoteric movie about the end of the world in a gigantic tidal wave would not play well now in Tsunami swept Indonesia, Sri Lanka and Thailand but is assuredly one of Peter Weir’s best films. A band of Aboriginal tribes people who are actually the traditional tribes people of Sydney, give cryptic warnings of an apocalypse to come in a rain soaked Sydney. Richard Chamberlain plays a lawyer drawn into the lives of a tribe of Aborigines through a murder case and the ancient Aboriginal prophecies that he starts having visions of. There are many discoveries to be made under the Sydney metropolis as the prophecy of The Last Wave is revealed. Totally ace!! Peter Weir does late 70’s weirdness with style and acumen. One of our votes for best Aussie film ever! Don’t miss it. www.muff.com.au MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | “IT’S TIME FOR A CLEAN OUT!” The Intruder The Last Wave The Intruder AU CU ST LT RA CI LI NE AN M PA A R S T A ND A V EL A R SR O M A ND STANLEY KUBRICK FEAR AND DESIRE PLUS DAY OF THE FIGHT, FLYING PADRE AND SEAFARERS Full program length Approx 2 hours Kubrick’s rare first feature Fear and Desire has a special screening at this years MUFF. Shot in the early fifties in a National Park just outside of LA, Kubrick makes a memorable portrait of men in war. Early Kubrick themes of the Doppelganger and the meaningless brutality of war are here as are some stunning photography and set pieces like the rape of the captive girl and the killing of the German soldiers. Don’t miss seeing this important link in the Kubrick legacy. This film is good, but not so good…it leaves hope for us all! Screening with three ultra rare Kubrick shorts The Day of the Fight, Flying Padre and Seafarers. KINO DENDY | 14th July 7pm DAVID LYNCH EARLY SHORTS Approx 90 mins Well what can you say here folks. From the earliest short of men throwing up, a literal moving painting to the comedy and surrealism of The Cowboy and The Frenchman, that certainly inspired Mathew Barney, Lynch’s shorts are like all of his films… wonderful and strange. The Grandmother is a tale of childhood bed wetting and abuse that leads to the growth of a bizarre tree in the child’s bed where he pisses it each night… that then naturally precedes to give birth to an old woman! This short is a taste of things to come in Eraserhead style and is truly amazing. The Alphabet is also equally bizarre and unsettling as the nightmare of Lynch’s first wife is brought to life in wait for it… nightmarish fashion…an alchemy of weird vision and sound. Pure genius. A recent short work for the Lumiere anniversary is included for good measure. POP SHOP | Tue 12th July 9pm LARS VON TRIER NOCTURNE AND IMAGES OF A RELIEF Approx Running time 90 mins Lars Von Trier’s early film Images of a Relief is an interesting and revealing early work. Von Trier said on early films of directors, “Most of the directors that are worth seeing today made fools of themselves at the start, and those are some of the most interesting films to see because when one makes a fool of oneself, that’s because one bares or exposes oneself…the more skilled a director becomes the better one becomes at controlling oneself. ‘A little bit but not too much’. But it is in these uncontrolled and exposed films that one finds the essential core of what that director is all about”. In Images of a Relief set just after WW2 in Denmark, a fleeing German soldier is tortured for a crime against a child he did not commit and after he dies is raised to heaven in a holy ascension... that some have considered a fascist statement. Fascist? Lars Von Trier, the post-modern darling of the contemporary film world? So could Von Trier have right wing revolutionary tendencies? What do you thank that apocalyptic scene at the end of Dogville might mean, the exterminating angel? Could Von Trier’s Dancer in the Dark be interpreted as a film that totally FAMOUS DIRECTORS, EARLY AND UNKNOWN FILMS Stanley Kubrick, David Lynch, Lars Von Trier, Roman Polanski, David Cronenberg, all MUFF filmmakers! Yes you heard right as we retrospectively induct the above filmmakers into the “MUFF Hall of Fame” by playing their early works this year at our festival. Whether you know it or not all the above filmmakers started as independent low budget filmmakers. We have a great selection of their early films to look at and in the case of Polanski with the readily available collection of shorts available on dvd as part of the Repulsion/Cull de Say box set, we are playing the early seventies seldom seen hedonistic utopian classic “What!” The great thing about all these directors early work is firstly that they show what tremendous careers were spawned from these independent productions. Secondly, while all these films are great they are not that great giving us all hope for the future in our own productions. These fledgling debut efforts from masters like Kubrick, Lynch and Von Trier are comparable in many ways to lots of films we regularly show at MUFF from our local filmmakers. So once again our message to the powers that be in the industry, support independent, avant-garde and guerrilla filmmaking…look what happens when you do! ND A V I D exploits the emotions of the viewer in a semi sadistic display of the powers of the director as master manipulator, par excellence. Von Trier’s new film “Manderlay”, his slavery film, uses racist language like Clowning Nigger, Talking Nigger and Proudy Nigger to describe story ‘categories’ of slaves…while we haven’t seen the film it certainly raises some questions. Von Trier has a portrait of eugenicist and Boy Scout founder Baden Powell hanging up in his office, what up with that Lars? Von Trier was going to direct Richard Wagner’s ring cycle at Bayreuth but had to pull out due to scheduling difficulties. Lars VON Trier…his real name is Lars Trier but the Von makes him sound more Germanic and was his nickname at film school. We could go on but you get the picture. Von Trier is a revolutionary filmmaker we all agree on. What type of revolutionary he is not so clear? He could be some form of left wing revolutionary? This question is something someone from Senses of Cinema could take up, a political ontology of Lars von Trier or some astute interviewer could quiz Lars on in future. Anyway these shorts are well worth watching to make up your mind. POP SHOP | Fri 15th July 9pm ROMAN POLANSKI THE EARLY SHORT FILMS Full program length 90 mins Polanski’s early shorts are some of the most accomplished of all these directors. His genius apparent right there from the start. But he was in Poland so it took a little time for the word to get out. Two Men and a Wardrobe is a classic surreal comedy excursion that begins and ends with two Men leaving and then going back to the sea in a myth of Sisyphus style journey of futility. We will play many other great shorts with of course our favourite Polanski short Le Goss et le maigre aka The Fat and the Lean that is a pure cinematic pleasure. Don’t miss these brilliant examples of short cinema. POP SHOP | Fri 15th July 7pm DAVID CRONENBERG STEREO AND CRIMES OF THE FUTURE Full program length approx 2 hours Two brilliant early mini features from the Canadian maestro of the body perverse. Cronenberg is at his most bizarre and obtuse here in these films. The strange corporations, new technologies and bodily mutations of his later works are all here… shot with stark brilliance on location at post modern architecture University campuses and buildings of Cronenberg’s choice revealing a strong sense of architectural horror. If you haven’t caught these two classic mini features you have missed out! POP SHOP | Tue 12th July 7pm Bling Bling Bumfights 3 34 TY I C O R ON T A ITI E TH XHIB E Chick Fights The Atrocity Exhibition Has a festival of Atrocity films ever been held? – JG Ballard, 1990. MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | THE AUSTRALIAN FILM INDUSTRY IN CRISIS Yes. You are looking at it JG. Welcome to The Atrocity Exhibition our maliciously mad and mischievously misanthropic look at the world around us. Yes humanity has truly made a damn fine mess of it all don’t you think…lets take a look and see what the current world dystopia has for us to.....enjoy? BUMFIGHTS 3: THE FELONY FOOTAGE CHICK FIGHTS Yes, the films that launched a thousand lawsuits; Bumfights… is back. After making literally millions from the web from these sick, schtick and slick tapes the Bumfight crew got hold of… as they say ‘good lawyers’ who then proceeded to make all the legal problems go away. Ahhhh freedom of speech. Hence all the footage that the man tried to ban is here on the craziest example of American moral degeneracy to date. There is something more to Bumfights 3 though than mere exploitation. Bush shits all over the homeless but here their antics and mistreatment bring home a painful truth that is simply painful and is directly confrontational in showing the decline of western civilisation. We are not just spectators in Bumfights we are participants. The evil of our society is not out there as some ‘other’, it is in you and I and everybody in the Western world. This film brings that painful fact home. Rufus the stunt bum is like a boozed up Charlie Manson let out of jail in Vegas with a 40 ounce, hookers and limo. Bling Bling is smoking his pipe and getting abducted by space aliens and Donnie is a strange cat indeed as Rufus throws a special S&M birthday party for him. See to believe. POP SHOP | Wed 13th July 7pm Wild all girl fighting footage from American chick fight clubs and those smack downs caught accidentally on tape in the US. A strangely erotic, euphoric, esctatic and exotic experience Chickfights is girls getting ready to rumble… in the streets…in the malls…any old wear…to kick your ass, for real homes. Not to be missed for those who like to viddy women brawling and being tough. POP SHOP | Mon 11th July 7pm + BLING BLING: BLING A LONG Yes the world’s most famous crack head Bling Bling is back with a bunch of tunes and new video for you all to enjoy. This is the funniest thing Bumfight crew have done as they collaborate rather than exploit da Bling Bling in a series of pranks on capitalist society. Features some hilarious songs from da Blingster that sound a lot better than the last Eminem album… so check it out here folks. There is something truly likeable about Bling Bling and this tape proves it. When you hear this…click click…when we come in… your gonna hear this…click click. POP SHOP | Wed 13th July 7pm www.muff.com.au + BEATDOWNS Real fight clubs exist in the US and this footage was taken at some of them. One of the wildest Ruckus films on the market full of 1 blow KO’s, bare knuckle brawling and other forms of street fighting. All real, all night, all day…Violence Uber Alles. POP SHOP | Mon 11th July 7pm THE HIDDEN FUHRER Dir Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbato Was Hitler gay? German Historian Lothar Mactan thinks so and proceeds to drag the Fuhrer goose stepping out of the closet in this fascinating doco by Party Monster creators Bailey and Barbato. There was always something a little queer in more ways than one about all that lederhosen, choreographed marching and male machismo of da Third Reich. Here ole Adi is shown in this doco to be a secret homosexual bonking Speer and others in secret sexual liaisons. This film caused controversy OS in the gay community as the subject was hotly debated. Is Hitler a gay icon? What with Antony and the Johnson’s track “Hitler in my Heart” on his debut CD… are we in the midst of a queer confrontation with a possibly Gay Fuhrer. They left that part out of “Downfall” didn’t they? Hitler would look nice in a tutu though, don’t you think? LOOP | Sat 16th July 5pm DOUBLE FEATURE: THE BLAIR BITCH PROJECT STARRING LINDA BLAIR Dir. Scott LaRose | 1999 | USA | From “Monster Productions” and the director of Comedy Hell comes this funny short film that sets out to spoof The Blair Witch Project. And as the title suggests, this one is sure to make your head spin and make you vomit green pea soup! A filmmaker and her friend (who is a hard core stoner) enter the woods to try and find the infamous Blair witch. But all they found was chaos, disorder, and some rather obscene supernatural phenomena! For more information, visit www.blairbitch.com. GLITCH | Thu 14th July 9pm 35 THE ROLLING STONES: COCKSUCKER BLUES Dir. Robert Frank | 1972 | USA | Fans of the world’s greatest rock and roll band will not want to miss a rare screening of this hard-to-find, controversial documentary. Filmed in “cinema verite” style, it concentrates on the backstage antics of Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Mick Taylor, Charlie Watts and Bill Wyman. This inside look at the Stones’ 1972 US Tour has been described as the greatest rock and roll documentary ever made, and it is as provocative today as it was in the decade of decadence. GLITCH | Thu 14th July 9pm MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | “IT’S TIME FOR A CLEAN OUT!” Beatdowns The Hidden Fuhrer Beatdowns TH EA EX TR HI OC BI IT TIO Y N www.muff.com.au Programmed by Big Nose and Twinkle Toes Sexy MUFF our yearly celebration of sexuality, the body and perversion is back and we are going nude… Check out below freaksters! MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | THE AUSTRALIAN FILM INDUSTRY IN CRISIS HENRY PARIS, A.K.A RADLEY METZGER DOUBLE FEATURE: BARBARA BROADCAST Dir. Henry Paris | 1977 | USA | From the director of The Opening of Misty Beethoven (screened at MUFF IV in 2003) comes a film that can easily be described as one of the greatest adult pictures in history – and not in spite of sexy star Annette Haven, who plays author Barbara Broadcast. It was once said that the difference between pornography and erotica is the lighting. If this is the case, filmmaker Henry Paris certainly got his lighting right! POP SHOP | Sat 9th July 9pm Maraschino Cherry 36 XY F E S UF M The Seduction of Inga Diary of a Nudist Nude Double Feature Nudism is in and we are shedding our clothes here at MUFF and getting funky for this naughty nudie double feature! That’s right, you guessed it… get in free if you watch the film nude at MUFF in 2005!! FREE! Have we gone mad? We will provide sufficient heating and a cloakroom for all. Melbourne nudists attention!... come on down and strip off at MUFF’s special Nude Day! Partially clothed punters(i.e undies) get in at half price. No cameras allowed but lots of nudism encouraged at Sexy MUFF this year. Here is our special nude double feature: MARASCHINO CHERRY Dir. Henry Paris | 1978 | USA | Henry Paris is back! And as with his other 4 adult films (which includes Naked Came the Stranger and The Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann), Maraschino Cherry is the work of a true artist. Paris came up with the most interesting, original and provocative sexual situations imaginable, and his filmography is a threat to anyone who questions the legitimacy of adult films as “art”. Paris’s unique (and warped) sense of humour is another highlight of this great film. POP SHOP | Sat 9th July 9pm DIARY OF A NUDIST Dir Doris Wishman | 72min | 1961 | USA A brilliant feminist nudie cutie from the 60’s that features a journalist sent by her seedy boss to do a sleazy, scandalous and sensational expose of a nudist camp. The ace reporter Stacey Taylor only finds sun and fun in the nudist utopia and refuses to do a scintillating scandal story. Helmed by the legendary Doris Wishman (see Femme Dentata) this film is a funny, light hearted and great introduction to the world of the nudist. Get free baby, go nude at MUFF in 2005! POP SHOP | Sun 10th July 9pm THE SEDUCTION OF INGA Dir. Joseph Sarno| 1969 | Sweden | After the success of the erotic epic Inga in 1967, Joseph Sarno directed this controversial follow-up. Filming in colour this time, The Seduction of Inga follows Inga’s adventures in the big city. Sarno is a master of sexploitation, and actress Marie Liljedahl sizzles as the naïve but extremely popular new girl in town. The film even features two songs composed and performed by the male members of ABBA (!) Although this top-notch sequel was completed by 1969, it didn’t see a US release until 1972. MUFF will be screening the rare American edit, commonly referred to as the “Grindhouse Version”, which features extra footage. GLITCH | Thu 14th July 7pm NAKED AS NATURE INTENDED Dir George Harrison Marks | 59min | 1961 | UK Another early sixties nudist opus from British cheese cake pioneer George Harrison Marks who went on to edit the infamous CP magazine Kane in the 80’s and 90’s. Filmed at Cornwall in Health and Efficiency style and featuring cult model Pamela Green this film shows as much bare flesh as was allowed back in the sixties. Caused Michael Weldon from Psychotronic Encyclopaedia and magazine to exclaim, “ This is the best looking nudist movie I’ve seen”. And we agree with him. POP SHOP | Sun 10th July 9pm www.muff.com.au SE M XY UF F Desperately Seeking Seka Born In A Barn Bettie Page; Dark Angel BETTIE PAGE; DARK ANGEL Dir: Nico B | 75min | 2004 Totally brilliant modern underground film about the life of cult model Bettie Page. Film features recreations of some of her long lost Irving Klaw loops and has a spot-on portrayal of our heroine by actress Paige Richards. Featuring cool music from Chris Stein of Blondie this flick is a great introduction and respectful tribute to the life, work and eventual tragedy of Bettie Page. Do not miss this classic sex-biopic of THE underground model of the 50’s and 60’s. If you dig Bettie you’ll dig this! POP SHOP | Sat 16th July 9pm BORN IN A BARN Dir. Elizabeth Elson | 2005 | USA | 51 mins An intimate and occasionally humorous look into the extraordinary erotic lives of four seemingly ordinary people, Born in a Barn takes us deep into the world of “ponyplay” - a fetish in which enthusiasts role-play as human ponies and handlers. Revealing the complex 37 motives that drive each character to pursue this unusual passion and following them as they each confront the questions that being an erotic equine present, Born in a Barn is a film about finding an identity in the pursuit of an unconventional desire. POP SHOP | Sat 16th July 9pm DESPERATELY SEEKING SEKA Dir. Magnus Paulsson & Christian Hallman | 52 min | 2004 | USA The adult industry of the 1970s was one of directors, not pornographers; actors, not porn stars; 35mm film, not VHS. Seka, who starred opposite the likes of John C. Holmes and Bill Margold in Sweet Alice, was the blonde goddess of adult cinema’s golden age. In this documentary, a Swedish journalist (and Seka fan) goes on a hunt to find Seka and interview her. Look out for Ron Jeremy, Ashlyn Gere, Nina Hartley and other “legends”. POP SHOP | Sat 16th July 7pm Trouble in Melbourne from 1st August street press arts advertising MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | “IT’S TIME FOR A CLEAN OUT!” best rates in town FREE classieds up to 3 lines DEADLINE 15 July www.introuble.com.au art@introuble.com.au 0428 349 382 You guys go on ahead I�m gonna ride with Trouble www.muff.com.au YOUR EASY GUIDE TO CENTRAL VIC ARTS MUFF 6 | JULY 2005 | THE AUSTRALIAN FILM INDUSTRY IN CRISIS 38 IM T EE R R O TH ERRL HELMS TMICHAE Ab-Normal Beauty ES Rojo Sangre Three different films from three different continents. And they’re here to smack you up. All are devoted to investigation and provocation. All deliver vicarious thrills, rapidly and repeatedly. Just quickly, the Cyberslick and Spanish ROJO SANGRE (Blood Red) lashes ageism and redundancy onto its agenda when Paul Naschy does a deal with the Devil. Of course, this means it has to show Hell. AB-NORMAL BEAUTY from out of Hong Kong has it’s female protagonist go through her own Hell when her all-consuming passion for still photography blossoms into shooting atrocity and snuff footage. It all ends badly in a dungeon. The British BOY MEETS GIRL goes straight down to the dungeon and leaves you strapped uncomfortably, to a chair, as it performs but is not limited to, “the gift of Divine Lodgement”, and the most evil backyard surgery you’re likely to eyeball in a cinema this year. ROJO SANGRE KINO DENDY | Sun 10th July 9pm Dir Christian Molina | 2003 | 90min ROJO SANGRE is the electric debut of one Christian Molina. From a script by Jacinto Molina (no relation) who stars under his more recognisable stage name Paul Naschy, ROJO SANGRE is retribution on many levels. Naschy’s character of Pablo Thevenet is an out of work actor seriously aggrieved with the lack of respect his lifelong devotion to his craft has brought him. Still tenacious, if a little ideologically unstable, he remains strong enough to turn his anger into action. From working as a live statue re-creating infamous murderers outside the door of the Pandora nightclub, Thevenet soon gets his foot in the door for a word with the boss who immediately entrusts him with far more important and lucrative assignments. The boss, otherwise known as Satan, happens to run a global murder business from his laptop which also provides actors for his film company that produces, “quality snuff films”. Satan’s interest empowers Thevenet who embarks on a killing spree of both personal vengeance and directed hits. Throwing in everything from critical one-liners about Aleister Crowley to warnings on thoroughly reading every contract you sign, ROJO SANGRE is an actor’s piece where you get many pieces of the actors. It’s also an excellent example of CG being utilised effectively. Above all I can’t see any senior Australian thespian writing and executing anything that even remotely resembles this grand and hilarious revenge plan. AB-NORMAL BEAUTY KINO DENDY | Sat 9th July 11pm Dir Oxide Pang | 2004 | 98min AB-NORMAL BEAUTY is another dark contemplation by the boys from Bangkok who work out of Hong Kong, the Pang Brothers. In between EYE projects, they’ve assembled AB-NORMAL BEAUTY which brings together two siblings to play young lesbian lovers (!) as one of them Jiney (Race Wong) begins to see blood seeping out of the nude model in her art class. Next she takes her visions into the street to set up shots of chicken slaughter in her local market for her still camera. As the animal carcasses pile up partner Jasmine berates Jiney for her sudden lapse in taste. This only brings on flashbacks to childhood for Jiney revolving around a single event of molestation and manslaughter. A stalker with a penchant for creating their own media recordings and heavy metal piping is brought in to truly flesh out Jiney’s strange visions. Loaded with style if not too www.muff.com.au much substance AB-NORMAL BEAUTY deftly continues the Pang Brother’s pictorialisation of alienation and modern life. While the Pangs still sit at the forefront of the New Wave of Asian horror AB-NORMAL BEAUTY has been hanging around the back door. Time to let it in... BOY MEETS GIRL KINO DENDY | Tue 12th July 7pm Dir Ray Brady | 1994 | 90min In BOY MEETS GIRL a guy casually picks up a woman in a bar. Back to her place and she wants to watch, “erotic things ‹ dirty movies,” “Yeah sure”, is the excitable response. From there on in Tevin, as we get to know him, quickly loses interest in his new play pal especially when he awakes from an enforced blackout firmly attached to a chair in a room without windows. The rest of the running time is spent with Tevin’s captors revealing numerous home truths about him along with playfully administering the aforementioned activities of torture. Later, Tevin, finds himself caught in a cruel game where for points he must correctly guess items and objects placed in his mouth. Slugs, his own faeces and maggots are but some of the items. BOY MEETS GIRL is never a simple capitulation to feminist ideals through role reversal but rather a work of deliberate and complete provocation for the whole family. Cheaply made but highly inventive, from the increasingly crazed intertitles to it’s inevitably dark denouement BOY MEETS GIRL is likely to offend every viewer at some point. BOY MEETS GIRL is an early effort from British filmmaker Ray Brady who later worked on an unsold pilot for a show called Little Britain and has since made KISS KISS BANG BANG and Day Of The Sirens. 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