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UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL: MASUIMI MAX
MAX-IMUM
EXPOSURE
IT WAS THE SECOND TIME IN A MONTH WHERE THE IMPORT TUNER STAFF,
THE LUCKIEST GUYS IN THE WORLD, BORE WITNESS TO A HOLLYWOOD
SHOOT. EVERY MONTH WE HAVE ONE OF THE HOTTEST WOMEN IN THE
IMPORT SCENE GRACING OUR COVER. IT’S HARD TO BELIEVE WE CAN TOP
OUR OTHER SHOOTS. UNTIL THIS SHOOT. IT WAS A SATURDAY MORNING
WHEN WE ARRIVED AT THE STUDIO. IT WAS A CONSIDERABLE DRIVE FROM
OUR PLUSH ORANGE COUNTY LOCATION BUT WE HAD SEEN THE MODEL’S
WEBSITE [WWW.IAMTROUBLE.COM]. FOR HER, CROSSING THE ATLANTIC IN A
CUBAN LIFE RAFT WOULD BE TOLERABLE.
TEXT BY JOEL MARASIGAN
PHOTOS BY:
From: Masuimi Max
To: Joel.Marasigan
@primedia.com
YOU
WOULDN’T
BELIEVE
HOW MANY
PEOPLE
EMAIL ME
WANTING A
CLEAR PHOTO
OF MY TATTOOS
SO THEY CAN
GET THEM
MODEL MASUIMI MAX IS WEARING A MARINA BAMBINI JACKET AND MINI SKIRT, EARRINGS BY SWAROVSKI; STYLIST: REYNALDO DAVIS CARTER; MAKE-UP: SHIYENA CHUN; HAIR: CECILIA ROMERO
The studio was different than the ones
before; much larger with more rooms. I
actually got lost and walked into a Burger
King shoot by accident. Well not entirely.
The smell of a Whopper and fries would
reel in anyone with a nose. In the end I got
directions by the studio manager with a
simple finger-pointing toward this huge,
wall-like sliding door. It was locked and I
asked if there was another entrance. A girl
walked up to the door, propped one leg
onto the adjacent wall and yanked the door
open. She looked at me with a "you wuss"
face.
You could fit about 50 imports into the airplane hanger I walked into. It was that
fucking huge. I followed the flashing lights
of the photo equipment because that’s
where my erotic internet goddess was.
From the doorway I could see her kneehigh boots, mini skirt and braless top being
blown open by a fan. All of it was pressed
up against the hood of the car. Nothing
could be hotter, but in one pop of the flash
my eyes locked open and my feet stayed
nailed to the ground. No panties. This is
going to be a good interview.
It kept getting better. I just sat there, standing only to wriggle every once in a while for
an "adjustment" or when she broke for a
wardrobe change. For the next part of the
shoot she disrobed like it was nothing. I
stand corrected—this is going to be a good
interview.
After the shoot it was a bit of a blueballed moment. I found out that she was
too busy for a face to face. Evidently
she had to fly to Europe for an
appearance and could only offer an
email interview. For what it’s
worth I saw her hot pocket and it
was enough.
The following is the email:
Subject: Matsumi's interview questionsyou spelled my name WRONG. It's Masuimi
Max.
Sent: 4/25/2004 4:36 PM
-----Original Message----From:
Marasigan,
Joel
[mailto:Joel.Marasigan@primedia.com]
Sent: Wednesday, April 21, 2004 10:58 AM
Subject: Matsumi's interview questions
Interview Questions for [MASUIMI] MAX
The tattoo on your back is a cover up. What
is it you covered up?
Some really ugly work! They’re tattoos I got
during my "I hate everybody" stage. I even
had one on my forehead! There are some
pics of my forehead and stomach tattoo in
the resume portion of my site. Check it out.
Why in my resume, you ask? Cause I modeled for a few clothing catalogues when I
had ’em… yikes!
Are any of your tats flash?
NO. And it irritates the f*ck out of me when
people rip ‘em off! I have a page on my site
dedicated to explaining what "flash"
means and what "custom work" means.
You wouldn’t believe how many people
email me wanting a clear photo of my tattoos so they can get them! I even came
across a girl that not only ripped off my
style, but copied my red dragon tattoo onto
her arm… same exact size, color and
design! My tattoo artist was so angry when
he saw that, it took him HOURS to tattoo
the red dragons on me, practically freehanded, and without reference to an
existing design.
Have you planned any more tats?
72.www.importtuner.com
MOST FETISH MODELS ARE FRIENDLY
AND ENCOURAGING
BEING NAKED TO ME IS NOT A BAD
THING, NOR IS IT SOMETHING I
THINK PEOPLE SHOULD BE
ASHAMED OF. I TRAVEL TO
EUROPE OFTEN AND OVER THERE
THE NAKED BODY IS NOT
CENSORED
YES, I DO HAVE
SEVERAL
FETISHES
Nope. I am however getting the kanji tattoos removed on
my arms, I think the red dragons look better solo.
Regarding something I saw in an FHM interview, do you
still work at the bar?
It was Stuff magazine. I only bartended for a week! Ha
ha! I quit because my modeling/performance/acting
career took off.
What is your favorite drink?
Jonnie Black, Absolut Vodka, Gin and Tonic…
What do you like about your third and fourth nipples?
That they aren’t bigger.
Do you like spicy food?
Yes, the spicier the better.
We know you love guns. Sheeit. WE love your guns.
Describe what you have, and what is it you want, err,
need to have?
I have a 40-calibre Sig Sauer. I WANT two 50-calibre
Desert Eagles. Yes, I am a greedy little thing when it
comes to guns. I even have a license to carry… I love
Texas!
When you were shooting the cover and we asked for a
nude shot there was no hesitation on your part. Not that
we're complaining, but what do you... never mind. No
question here. I guess just a statement.
Ha haaa! Being naked to me is not a bad thing, nor is it
something I think people should be ashamed of. I travel
to Europe often and over there the naked body is not
censored. On a different note, I think the more repressed
a country is the more violent it is. At least in the U.S.
women don’t have to cover every inch of their bodies.
Without the modeling thing what would you be doing for
money?
74.www.importtuner.com
Beating up models. Ha ha… joking! I would probably be
in web design.
You have a busy schedule. What keeps you going?
I am highly motivated; I always have been. I have no idea
what keeps me going.
What do people think is unique about you?
No idea. Ask them!
What do you think is unique about you?
I don’t TRY to do anything. I just do it.
Do you have any role models? Celebs, political figures,
porn stars...
No.
Are you down with girls? I mean, would you consider
yourself open to bi-curiousness?
I have been with girls, but I am happily married to my
husband, Allen.
What do you like about YOUR man?
He is the coolest guy I know.
Is Allen your tat artist?
No he’s not my tattoo artist, he is a piercer and he owns
the shop. My tattoo artist is Mark Thompson.
You were on Fear Factor. On one of the stunts you had to
shoot some type of pipe out of a cannon. Someone mentioned that you were going to look like Angelina Jolie
from Tomb Raider. A) Does it bother you that you have
similarities? B) What makes you two individuals?
She is her and I am me… it doesn’t bother me. A) she is
bootiful. B) I think people mean it as a compliment, so I
don’t get mad. Plus I notice they usually compare me to
the characters or roles she plays, not her as an individual.
Talk about the time you had to eat the huge bug on Fear
Factor. Someone egged you on by saying, "bite it's head
off!"
Legally I can’t talk about Fear Factor…sorry.
You've traveled a lot. What's the best place and worst
place to visit?
I do NOT like Jamaica. I love Florida and Hawaii.
What's your ultimate meal? What’s your "happy" food?
A happy meal from McDonalds or a big plate of bulgogi
with kimchi and sticky rice.
No doubt you've learned a lot from the fetish industry.
What do you like about it?
Everyone pretty much gets along with each other. Most
fetish models are friendly and encouraging (‘cept for one
girl, heh heh…)
I’ve seen your site and I know you do fetish photography—do you have a fetish?
Fetish: "an object of irrational reverence or obsessive
devotion." Judging from that definition, yes, I do have
several fetishes.
What music do you listen to?
Anything that makes me wiggle. Hee hee.
Your last concert?
Lucha Vavoom. It’s not a concert; it’s Mexican wrestling
After all the photo shoots you’ve done, what has been
your favorite?
Covered in mud, driving a tank and shooting some guns.
A lot of our readers may not know where you’ve
appeared before 2NR. Where have we seen you in the
past? Throw us a quick resume rundown!
On the cover of Bizarre magazine, the cover of pinup
artist Olivia’s new book American Geisha, on
Trashy.com—the sexiest lingerie store in the world.
There’s more stuff on my resume on my Web site.
Where should I…uh…we—as fans—be looking to see
more of you?
On the big screen.
Do you have plans for the rest of the year?
World Domination.
Next five years?
Success.
Have anything to say to our readers?
No matter how hard you rub, you still can’t polish a turd.
There you go readers. Masuimi is hot and sassy.
STORY TITLES THAT NEVER MADE IT TO PAPER:
WHO LET THE MAX OUT?
TO THE MAX, FURR SURE!
TATS ON MAX
SO MASUIMI
SHE’LL MASUIMI YOU UP.
MY MASUIMI IS BETTER THAN YOURS. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S BETTER THAN YOURS.
IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, MASUIMI
MAX’S
MAX-TASTIC!
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
MAXED OUT
MAXBOX
MAX-APPEAL
MAX-A-MILLION
MAX THAT ASS LIKE THE GOVERNMENT.
MAX SNAX
MAX POWER
MAX PAIN
MAX PACKS
MAX IT, LICK IT, RUB IT DOWN. THE GIRL’S GOING TO MASUIMI!
OH, NOOO.
MAX IT UP, MAX IT IN, LET MASUIMI BEGIN!
MAX HEADROOM
MAX FACTOR
MAX BOOST
MAX BOOBS
MASUIMI—IT’S NOT AN ITALIAN DESSERT.
MASUIMI TSUNAMI
MASUIMI MAX THAT ASS!
MASUIMI MAX, BEYOND THUNDERDOME
MASUIMI LONG TIME.
MAD MAX, BEYOND THUNDERDOME
MAD MAX
MA MAMA MAMA-SUIMI
MAX MAMMA JAMMA
BOW TO OUR MAX-STER
MASUIMI ROLL
THE STATS
HEIGHT ..............................................................................................5' 7"
WEIGHT ..............................................................................................117
MEASUREMENTS ............................................................32DD-23-33
DOB ......................................................................................3/12/1978
HOME BASE ........................................................................DALLAS, TX
SIGN ......PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION. JOKING! PISCES.
ETHNICITY............................................................KOREAN & GERMAN
WEBSITE ................................................................IAMTROUBLE.COM
04.08.2nr.75